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When you find a professional on Angie to tackle your dream kitchen remodel, connect with skilled professionals to get all your home projects done well, inside to outside, repairs to renovations, get started on the Angie app, or visit Angie.com today. You can do this when you Angie that. Hey, welcome to Watch with Crapins Podcast. I'm Ronnie Caron with tvgasm.com, and I'm here with Ben Mantle here from Besides Law. Hi. Hi, I'm Ben. Hi, I'm Aaron. Very special guest, Mr. Drew Droggy. Hello. A television and film and soon to be in movies. Oh, movies and film and captured image and TV film. Theater plays. Long, long recorded things on the television. Why don't you tell the audience some of the things that you might be well known for? Well, Drew is Miss Chloe Sivigny. Yes, I am. I am the only Chloe 70 person I know of. There could be more out there. I think I know. You're clearly the most prominent. Yeah. Yeah. It's a very limited field, but excels in it. It's been a weird journey. Well, before we start talking about Bravo shows, I do want to ask you, today I was thinking about when I met you like six, five or six years ago or whatever. And we met at some birthday party, but I remember thinking you do look like. I don't think you do necessarily now. Did you? I guess because now I know you. Right. Right. I remember. Did you just have that random thought or did you know that I was doing? Because I've done Chloe for 10 years now. 10 years? Yes. I've been doing this shit for 10 years. How did you start it? Because I looked in the mirror one day 10 years ago, and I said, look like Chloe Sivigny. That is why. I mean it. Yeah. Absolutely. That's why I do my piano. And what you do. Would you please? Do you do Linda Dano? No. Oh my God. I would love to see that. She's amazing. No, I just I looked in the mirror and I said, I look like her and then I read an interview with her and she was referencing the craziest things. And I just was like, I so I did. I wrote a sketch that was this weird monologue about just, you know, her New York and come to New York. And it was a good ad for New York. In 2002, it was right after the the New York was doing those 9/11 this post 9/11 ads. Yeah. And it was like Nathan Lane would be like, it's Broadway and there's sabbarro pizza for now Lee. And it's singing and dancing and it's. Yeah, exactly. Like to come to New York. Like it was that. And so I did a thing where I was Chloe 70 trying to get middle America to come to New York. But I was just referencing the most bizarre, weird, insane places. So it was the thing I did. And a lot of audiences just stared at me without remotely cracking a smile for years and I did this thing. And then so it blows my mind that like 10 years that I'm still doing it. And these videos that I do are so popular because it was not for a long time. But yeah. Wow, you know, it gives me hope for this podcast that maybe in 10 years time, there will be an audience that truly appreciates it. Actually, we have a pretty nice audience. Oh, do you? Yeah, we do don't don't be pissing off our yeah. No, we actually have it. We haven't like a good audience. We have a we have a nice size one and it could only can only get bigger and better. That's awesome. That's a pretty big group of sarcastic people to piss off all at this. Yeah, no, I'm totally going to be run off of this podcast now. It was my last podcast, everyone. It's been great. I will take over running. Thank you. We have some over here and we are now we are official. I haven't even watched that many of the housewives shows or keep up as much, but it's just fun to listen to and react like we're searching right now for housewives news. And he's like, who are these bitches? I'm reading these things. And it's like the cousin of Fran Drescher is going to be on New York. It's like, does she drop that everywhere she goes? Or how do you know? A Viva. It's a palindrome. Sarah sounds like something you take for your bones. It doesn't it does sound like that sound fun. Viva. That's what it is. That's why that's why my that's why my head went to that place. It's like the Mexican version though. Or like a horrible like a like a woman's bed disease. Like she's been she's been holed up with a Viva since I. Meanwhile, it's probably some classic like Israeli name that's been used for hundreds of years. We're like a Viva. Probably. Of course, of course, we offend the Jews because that's. That's all right. I'm Jewish. We're all in like a cloak of like invincibility with with the Jews because I'm Jewish. So I approve that I approve all the Jew jokes. Oh, good. So let's go over some housewives news. Did you read that Camille now is definitely coming back? Yes. I read that now she's definitely definitely back, but still not certain if she is a full fledged cast member or not. I think now what was the reason why she was leaving and why was she? Well, she got this new boyfriend. His brother was a serial killer. Oh, really? And wait, wait, this is with the real reason? I think so. And she was getting all this weird publicity and also the first year of the show. She blessed her heart. She's getting weird publicity because her boyfriend, his brother was a serial killer. Her future brother in law of the serial killer. Her IVS crossed eyes and into dating serial killer. Wow. The sirens just appear at the mirror. Yeah, exactly. Here's serial killer. Sirens. What's Hollywood, or out? Things are happening, you guys. And also the first year on the show, she was kind of the villain without knowing that she was a villain. She was just such an asshole. Yeah. Off of Frazier's money, you know, she thought she was going to be horrible, horrible, per se. Yeah. And so she was the villain. And so the second season, she didn't really say anything. She just had to showed up and smiled a lot. Right. But she didn't think about everything. So I think they were interesting. Yeah, but she did. But she did like she knew like sort of how to play at the second season. And she went out of her way to put down Taylor Armstrong, who beat who was the one that the audience hated now. So she played her cards pretty well and she sort of left on a high note. I hope that she comes back for like, I would love it if she comes back as a full fledged cast member. Although I just read that the person who's been cast to replace her who's like been like confirmed as a new housewife is your landa. Yeah, your landa. Habeem. So she is the ex wife of Mohammed. Mohammed who appears both really. She is. Yeah. Mohammed is the guy that Lisa's friends with. And he also appears on Shah's a sunset. So it's all incestuous. And I think that Yolanda Habeem now is married to or linked to David Foster. Forster or Foster? She's married to him. Yeah, Mohammed is this guy. He looks like Chorus Leachman. Yeah. And he's just like, Oh, let's see him. He's got lady here. And he's on the Shah's the the shadow. Yeah, yelling at people. Now can I can get people are also important. Well, since we're talking about the Shah's a sunset, can I mention that I had a Shah's a sunset sighting right outside the door. So MJ lives across the street from me. But I've yet to actually see her in person since she's become famous. And this weekend, I was my parents from visiting and we were pulling out of my garage. And MJ walked out of her door, which is faces my garage. And I pointed her out to my parents who of course did not give a shit because they don't know why I even pay attention to any of this reality shows. Uh huh. MJ is a site for sore eyes. You know, I love this girl. But she I don't know, she's probably like like four feet tall or whatever. She was wearing like six six inch wedges and this these pants that were so tight. I mean, this was like these things were the definition of, you know, camel toe inducing experiences. They were tight and sort of like a rattlesnake kind of snake skin kind of pattern. She looks like a melted snooky. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like even shorter and like squatting and dump right. I'm looking at a picture of her right now. I don't know. She goes and she is a she is a she's a reporter for Bravo. She has an microphone in her hand. She looks like she has a lot of important things to say. There's a light behind her. Oh, she's doing it. I was reading in the news this week that I ran was coming out with these new laws. Well, they have laws against dogs because they consider dogs to be unclean. Yes. That also looks like they're like ticketing people a thousand dollars or killing their dogs or like ticketing them for the ladies, not dressing, you know, in their proper head gear and rope, you know, their whole fucking uniform that they have to wear. Yeah. And I just thought this is where the shots of sunset come from, you know. And we're really harsh on the moles and what they put their people through. Yeah. Look at look at what they're like with that in boundaries. Yeah. They're fucking crazy. Maybe the moles have a point. Do you know that? I mean, that's the real Middle Eastern thing that they hate dogs. They really they treat dogs. Like there's very little respect for dog. They're like, it's a dog. Like you don't. They're not a number of the family. It's a real cultural thing. I got it. What sort of pets do they have over there? If they don't have a dog, they're like cats. Uh, I think they do like cats. Don't they? I mean, I know an agent. No, I think it's Pharaoh's love cat. Pretty much the same thing. Great knowledge of Middle East in Mesopotamia. That album by the B50 two is like, I don't know anything. You do what? You find a toddler to marry and just throw a ball across. I know this is see, I'm really glad that we discuss these things because it's important for our listeners to be educated about the cultural lifestyles of the loved ones. Yes, absolutely. Learn. You're welcome. So we're all massively on informed and we don't know what sort of pets they have in Iran. We're going to get a lot of offense. I'm going to be so offended. The Iranian pet cast. I hope I'm glad everyone tuned in. Well, MJ loves her dogs. And speaking of speaking of dogs, I didn't say anything to her. I didn't go embarrass herself. I was in my car. I was in my car. I was looking at her. My parents would say to her, if you've met her, like what would you say? I've been. I have a podcast and we would love for you to come on. I'd probably say something like, you don't know me, but I feel like I know you and you should come on my podcast. And I've been recorded and I'm lost. Oh God, that was an inside joke from what we were. Yeah, I just realized, as I said, I just referenced a conversation we had before we started recording. So it's okay. We should never mind. We should just start recording in the very beginning and just make people listen to three hours of us talking a little bit. Listen to people as we try to like fix the levels on our microphones and stuff. It's highly entertaining. No, if I saw MJ, I would like I would invite her on to the podcast. I would be like, listen, I live across the street. I'm not trying to be a stalker, but I live across the street and you should come over and and come on the podcast. You know, here's the thing. She, her fashion sense is questionable. She may like things like give her camel toes, but she is pretty fun. So, oh, she's fun. She's like, she's, she's a party. Yeah, she's a, she's a total party. Oh, fine. Yeah, she's that kind of girl that's all fun and games until she comes to your party and throws up on a table. Yeah, exactly. Those girls. I've been that girl. I've never seen you during up on a table. It was plenty of time for that. You don't remember. You didn't know me in the 90s. There were so many tables, so much vomit everywhere, cascading off like a fountain. Hey, my mom dreamt I opened me last night. Who did? My mother. Wonderful. One in the morning. Oh, wow. In the morning, Texas. Wow. Wow. She goes. She goes. I said, hello. Hey, hey, what did you call me? Oh, you called me with a book. Ah, you called me to mom. I'm in a bar. I'm not sitting. You've been sitting on my phone. What do you want? Hey, what did you call me? Your dad's an asshole. Start a guy. This is awkward. Okay, sir. This is awkward. Do you have any more news? Um, me, Lisa, give me on a new TV show on NBC. Yes, she's gonna be on the new normal, right? Yeah, I didn't. Especially a great show. So she's gonna be a full fledged cast member. Yes. So now like now we can't kind of like make fun of her because we used to make fun of her that she was so proud that she had a recurring role on Glee, which is admittedly cool, but it's not like it doesn't mean that she's, you know, a full fledged actress now. But now that she has a real role, I mean, that's legit. Do you think she'll leave the show? I had the housewives. The housewives. Yeah. But I don't, I mean, I, I wouldn't know. I don't know. You know, I'm on one at noises. Hello, please. I am so confused. What are you looking at? Hey, listeners, this is what happens. We start this podcast and Ronnie starts surfing the internet. He goes on to Pinterest, goes on to Google Maps and looks at roots to things. Housewives news stories and saw something about Sharae. And then I clicked on it and all of a sudden this man popped up on Ronnie's computer and started talking to us way too animated, way too happy. Was it Andy Cohen? We know Andy Cohen, right? Yeah, it's probably Andy Cohen. He's the work. Oh, it says Sharae Whitfield's going to be the next Queen of Exercise, whatever. I partner with a company called Zuma. It sounds suspiciously like Zumba, Tricky Bitch. All right. Well, why don't we move on to the shows? I think clearly the gossip is very thin. If we're sitting here talking about how Sharae has partnered with something called Zuma. So should we just start talking about Real Housewives of New Jersey? Sure. So last time was a fun episode that basically the, just of it was that Jaclyn decided to throw a little field day. And basically everyone got together to play games and play tug of war and and threw leg at races and stuff like that. Called that intramural day when I was in school. Have that? Sure. We called it field day actually where I was where I'm from. We had field day. We called it field day. Yeah, we had, uh, we had, uh, we had, uh, yeah, you had to like eat a bunch of crackers and then whistle and do like, like relay races, like read the sack race and, you know, I was feeling all that. Yeah. Do you ever do that thing where there's like a baseball bat in the ground and you put your forehead on it and you go around in circles and then you're supposed to run and pick up a dime. I remember I did that once. This is actually a college orientation. I did that. Talk about throwing up on a table. Oh, I want to throw up on a lot of tables. Okay, because I spun around and I, after I was done spinning 10 times around that baseball bat, I took one step and I just remember seeing the ground just like coming right up to my face. Yeah, I didn't even feel like I fell. I didn't even feel gravity. I felt like the earth had come to me. Right. Oh, I know exactly that feeling. That's how I feel when I watch this show mainly. Why do they make us do that? That's one of those things I was like, that was, I don't know. I guess that was fun for some kids. Well, it is. I created so much stress in my life as a child. I was like, I have to do what? Me too. Well, you know, well, you know, it's like a whole fun day outside in the sun fucking huskies. No, I was a husky kid. It was the most stressed out about it all about all. On last night was Gia, because Gia was, could not deal whatsoever with field day. She, well, Gia has now learned from her mother Teresa. Judy, Judy, Judy. Yeah. Uh huh. Sure. Depending on the week, but she just learned how to get some camera time. That girl just caused it for no reason to start screaming and yelling. Yeah. She was livid. She was accusing everyone of cheating. I didn't really see too many rules anyway. I mean, it was hard to sort of tell what was cheating and what wasn't. Although, I thought it was really hilarious when they were playing tug of war and I guess her side lost and she just face planted into the ground. Maybe I'm just cruel because I like seeing like little girls do like crash or burn, but I don't know. I thought it was funny. Yeah. Well, let's rewind a little bit because the first scene was Teresa and Joe driving in the car and he's sick of listening to her being mad about her sister-in-law. So he's telling her to shut the fuck up and he's like, about to hear about this anymore. I'll leave you too. And she's like, wow, Jada. That's crazy. That's just Joe. He's a Gemini. Yeah. Just that casual like response to like, I'll leave you. Someone to drive your drunk ass to that. What does he get to do if he leaves her? Like, she's the one who's earning money right now. I mean, his pizza business is the phone. Pizza parlor opened that guy. Oh. And I need a mouse officer and he says, I don't want to hear another thing about a tree. And that's it. You fucking listen to me, you know? And she's just shut the fuck up and listen to what I say. Do what I say. Gorgeous. And she just laughs and just laughs it off and says, you know, he gets he gets mad. He gets mad. He's a Gemini. He's a Gemini. He's a Gemini. Like, I didn't know Gemini is all assholes. Yeah. Yeah. Was that was the guy who ferric faucet burn in the burning bed of Gemini? What about the guy that she kept in a fireplace in extremities? The rapist. Was that rapist an extremity? That guy that Jennifer Lopez beat up in a mess. Yeah. Exactly. They're all Gemini's. Let's eat Gemini. Look, a Camille Grammar's future brother-in-law. Gemini. I need terrorists. Well, the point is this. He's awful. And there was way too much footage of him shirtless and sweaty this episode as has been the trend recently. And they keep showing him working out and stuff. And I just don't need to see it. Like, you can keep telling me you're working out. But it's like me, you know, every day I talk about my diet and my exercise. And I gain weight by the week. No, it's listening to my bullshit. And I'm not listening to Joe's bullshit. I don't need to see it. But this episode, his little daughter, Gia, wants a bra and she's like, 10. You don't need a bra. You don't have anything. Like, I want a bra. I want a bra. Just like, you know, you're like your mother. You don't got nothing. Oh, lovely. Wonderful. And she's like, hey, daddy, you need a bra. You know, I agree with her. I'm not a bra. Yeah. Why don't we give Gia her own show? Gia and Melania should have their own shows. Gia needs, like, needs one of those, like, those like kids, like what Amanda Bynes had, like a pitch show, like a comedy show. She'd do an opening dance. I'm hearing that. I'm like, yep, give her her show. And Melania could be the sidekick and stab every guest who comes on with a little picture. They could get into adventures. They could solve mysteries. I mean, I'm open to possibilities. I think it should happen. Well, it could happen, you know. Yeah. You know, one of, so Gia was, Gia was actually a real pill this episode. I think she has a lot of that expression. It's a great one. And she was a pill. I mean, well, she's hitting puberty and so this is the question. What is in the future for Gia? Is she just, she's just going to become a crazy raging, like Jersey slut, do we think? Yeah, because that's not even, you don't hit puberty until you're like 12 or 13, right? Yeah. So this is pre puberty. And she's already this much of a raging seaward. I mean, I guess you shouldn't say that about a 10 year old, but you know what? It's okay. She looks like Shakira. Maybe she's a Gemini. Classic Gemini behavior. Yeah. She's going to be horrible. Well, she's Teresa's daughter. And she's going to be the next generation of bravo star, you know. She's going to have cameras following her around the rest of her life through all her slutty, horrible, violent. It was kind of hilarious. It's the president. Yeah. It was kind of hilarious watching her go bra shopping, though. I mean, I even I had to, you know, I hate Teresa, but even I had to sort of laugh along with her when she was like, she's literally laughing at her daughter because like, there's a just needs bras for her to put on. And there were basically like little handkerchiefs with straps on them. We're watching a girl go bra shopping and laughing at her lack of a tip. I know. Like you don't even got nothing there. You ain't got no boobs. And she's like, Ma, don't even talk to me. You didn't even get your boobs until you was 23. And they were so small, you had to get implants. It's basically what these parents will put on TV. I mean, like, could this is, I would imagine this is like a private like thing that a mother and a daughter go through or whatever. And here they are like, oh, let's do it again. And she was dressing room while she tries on her first training bra. I mean, for client work. So they're talking about her becoming a woman. And she's like, honey, you're not becoming a woman. That's ridiculous. And next you're going to want a tampon, like somehow it gets to periods. And Teresa says, I didn't even wear a tampon. So I was married. What? She says she's she is a pad. To use to use to put anything up there. You can't do that until you're married. So we just went and dunked our twats in a river. So we'll put some of Joe's left of a pizza dough in your panties. Suck up all those juices. That's horrifying. That's, that is against like modern science. The whole episode was pretty bad. And then the uncle, the uncle during the field day. All right. It's a three legged race. I'll play alone. All these little kids, including one little boy, by the way, whose name was like, like, Hammy or something like that. Like, he was named, I don't know what was going on with that. But then, you know, Teresa wasn't being the only perhaps inappropriate mother, Caroline, once again proved to be mother of the year as she talked about her daughter, Lauren. And Lauren, of course, is early 20s and overweight and feels really shitty about herself. And, and Caroline gets on national TV and says her daughter is, she's like, basically like my husband with a dress on, which is, I don't think anything, any daughter like this Caroline, such a fetching last herself. She's such an attractive cell. It's like kuzo with fake glasses. I love it. Yeah. And then even worse, then Caroline goes and probably totally embarrasses Lauren by revealing to America that no one would ask her to her junior prom. And so she had to take Albie, her brother, Albie, as her date. It was a sad story. But then she starts crying. She's like, Albie, Albie took like she's crying because her son is such a good person. And her daughter is such a fat idiot that like her son, like pity on that she's so proud of her son. She goes, I just want my girl back. And I'm thinking, what girl do you want back? Because you apparently even hated her for being fat when she was a kid. So you want the fetus back? And, and all of it, you're revealing to like, like you're saying then to to America. Yeah, like this poor girl, like it's all about how fat she is. I mean, it's you know, I've been granted. She don't ask. How do you come back from that? How do you deal with that at that age? Like, you know, that national attention like that is a kid as like a fat kid. And I don't know how you do it. Well, she's early 20s now. She's an adult. But oh, but you're saying back, back when she was in high school, I would be mortified if my mom got on TV and announced that I like, I was too fat to get a date in high school. You don't ever get over that no matter how old you are. Like you don't like to take her brother. I'm very I spill things on myself a lot. Like, I'm very clumsy in that way. And especially when I get home or in my family, it's just that I fall back into that role. And every time I go home and spill something on myself, my family has this joke. I'm like, well, Drew's home. But that is like, that is like a that is a that is nothing that is dropping the bucket compared to, you know, I'm saying like things that bother you when you're a kid that are like not that big of a deal now, but when it comes from your parents or your family, you turn into a kid all over again, like the tiny little things like if I spilled something on myself and you made a joke about it, I wouldn't care. But if my parents do it, you know, like mom or yeah, well, Lauren is kind of nice, but Caroline's a total seaward. Well, and then and then Caroline also said she also says, she's like, well, look, let's be honest. I mean, if she lost if she lost some weight, she'd be more attractive. Wow. I mean, she did not those exact words, but she said like either she'd be more attractive. She if she lost some weight or whatever. And like, yeah, I mean, poor girl. I mean, look, I, you know, well, I'm then Lauren, the rest of the episode is like bitching about, I'm so fat. How come my brothers are so lucky? They don't have to worry about it. It's like, look, Lauren, you did not just get, she's like, I can eat a head lettuce and I get fat. It's like you did not get fat by eating a head of lettuce. And nobody who's ever had a weight problem thinks that that's true. So stop calling little Caesar's take a mock your speed dial. So you know what I say? Own it. Be fat and own it. I'm fat and awesome. Well, she that's what she complained about. She was saying to her dad, she's like, why can't I just be overweight and own it and like not have to feel this way. You can. Lauren, hi, it's Drew Drogi can be fat and awesome. I like one or the other make a choice. Like don't be fat and complain about it. Yeah. Well, it is kind of hilarious because she's on this Draconian diet where she can only eat like egg whites and cinnamon. But you will know this diet that Dr. Parakon diet. I don't know the diet. What is it? Is it the Cape Man diet? No. Parakon's like a really old school diet diet guru who's basically like he put girls on swimming programs. Pretty much. Yeah. I mean, his whole office was big giant jars of fish oil pedals. He's like, here's some chocolate powder and some egg whites have fun. Yeah. Wow. So she has been a cranky mess ever since. This is how you lose weight. And what is on that? What's on the Parakon diet? Egg whites and cocoa powder. I mean, I mean, I'm salt. I love the best thing. She has been, you know, she has been so cranky ever since she started this diet. And I think it's hilarious. She had this whole one. So later on in the episode, the field day goes wrong, as you can imagine. And she goes on this whole rant about, you know, whenever we do field day with a family, it's straight. But whenever we introduce other people, it's not good. No, no, no, no, no. I'm like, you know what? You're way too invested in this field day for someone who's 24. I mean, I know maybe that's the only thing that's going on in her life is the field day, but she needs to pull it back. Yeah, your way to angry about being involved in drama when you're on a drama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, I don't know, maybe my family is maybe we're the exceptions to rule, but we never had like a family like field day. Did you guys know what did it? No, my family is the most unathletic and I'm rapidly aggressively. So my father growing up was like, you don't need to do this. It's terrible. We are not an athletic family. We are flat feet. We like to drink. We like to like make fun of people. We don't do that. The drug is do not. We don't do that. We used to bowl because like you're up in a family-run bowling alley. That's awesome. We had just like to support the business. We were on the family bowling team or whatever. What do you call that? The bowling league. Oh, yeah, sure. And we three years in a row won the trophy with somebody who dropped a bowling ball on their foot and they're like holding their foot like ow, we won last place three years in a row. Wow. It's bowling even considered sporty. We couldn't even do that. Yeah. Wow. I hate bowling when I go anytime. I love bowling. I'm just terrible at it. I love that. I'm horrific at it. I am horrific. So about anytime a friend has like a bowling roller skating. No, I'm never done roller skating. Me me there. I am 100% out. No, I am sorry. I will get the bar or we can have an actual conversation because you know what? We're adults. Yeah. Because it also, yeah, it just means that like you're not going to have you're not going to get to talk about anything. Well, it also means you're not my true friend. All right. My friends wouldn't do that. Yeah. So I'm I'm breaking up the bowling discussion. As a tree. I'm going to put an official pause on the roundtable discussion of bowling and its social implications and get back to the field day though for a moment. The other thing that was notable about the field day was Melissa and her and her booty shorts. What did we think about? Were they too short for field day or were they perfectly fine? She always dresses like a whore. That's how she got a rich husband. I'm not going to take that away from her. If I could wear those things, I would. One time I lost 10 pounds and I wore short shorts all over the damn place. Yeah. Look at that. You're welcome, America. I think the cameramen hate her because if she was walking away, they got a close up of her and she was all cellulite back. Yeah. I noticed that also. I like it. Honestly, they'll take a shot at anyone if they can. I was happy. She was chubby. Oh, my God. We forgot one thing in that fat conversation. Oh, what's that? Where Albert said, you know, I was always really happy Lauren was chubby. Oh, yeah, because the guys always want to be friends with the chubby girl. They don't ever want to have sex with her. Oh, my God. I cannot believe that he said that. I mean, could you imagine saying that and like, it's basically the underlying message there is that if you're fat, no one will like you sexually. That's what the message is. And so what he's, what he's saying, I know why he's sort of cracking that joke, but he doesn't realize the message that he's sending his poor daughter, Jesus. And it's also like, I'd rather you get type two diabetes than have, you know, a penis anywhere near you. Guess what? The joke's on Albert because, you know what, he, because Lauren has a fat boyfriend named Vito. So Vito's one next to her. Yeah. Yeah, she's still getting it, even though she's. And another thing we forgot in that little section was that Lauren called Caroline out for getting the lap band. Yeah. She certainly has been, Caroline has been denying and said, Oh, it's just push and control, which of course it is because if you have more than a spoonful, yeah, you'll explode. Exactly. Yeah. So that was kind of awesome. And I also like that Christopher also owned up to the fact that he's pretty fat and that, you know, that, you know, Lauren's not the only one who's fat. So some, some good revelations all around, I would say. Now here's my question, getting back to the field day. So as we've mentioned before, Gia flipped her lid. She accused everyone of cheating and she threw a tantrum and she cried and she went downstairs. And basically Caroline and, and Jacqueline tried to talk some sense into her. And, and Jacqueline pulls out this book called, what is something called like, like, what's a bad sport or the bad sport or like how to be a bad sport? And she starts reading this book and it's like a bad sport is someone who pouts and they got to Gia pouting. And a bad sport is someone who's only happy and they win and they show Gia being angry and a bad sport is someone who cries and cuts a Gia crying and Gia, and Gia, of course, they start screaming and it's like the book is all about me. You know, and my question is this. This is Georgia. But here's the thing though, I kind of was on Gia's side at that moment because I felt like it was very passive aggressive disciplining. Was that, was that just me? Absolutely. I totally agree. That's just such an awful way to parent like, well, I'm going to read a book about her, your awful behavior to you and her kid. If someone else is a kid, like fuck off lady, your kid just, you just kicked your kid out because you couldn't properly. Exactly. It's like, this is this is what I've been saying all along. You know, we always talk about Ashley Jacqueline Skidders, the disaster. And the reason why I think Ashley's a disaster is because of this sort of parenting. I'm sure Jacqueline pulled all this sort of passive aggressive shit all this time. Oh, yeah, we're just too, we're too afraid to just hit our kids anymore. I know. Sometimes you need to, I mean, I was spanked as a kid and I'm sorry. I totally believe in it, you know, the late, great Bernie Mac America. Be chill children. Absolutely. I said, it's like, I'm going to put you in a corner and I'm going to read a book at you and we're going to talk about how it makes you feel. Fuck that. You're getting a spanking. You think I'm an asshole, you get at spangs. You think that if anyone would be down for spanking their kids would be Teresa and Joe, I mean, they're like traditional allegedly and then and yet they can't control their kids whatsoever. Yeah, but they have to admit that their kids are doing something wrong in the first place. Teresa won't even admit that her husband's doing anything wrong. He's about to go to jail for like five different things. He's spent all their money. He can't make any money. He's a drunk and abusive and she's like, Oh, he's in Gemini. There you go. Don't they get it? I'm funny like Lucy. Well, she said that. Yeah, she said she said she likes to refer to her like Lucy. Oh, boy. She doesn't. She means like Lucy, the cave the cave woman. Oh, she means Lucy Arnaz. It was the ball's daughter who is not funny. Although she was my neighbor growing up. Isn't that strange? She was. Yes. How crazy. She lived down the street. Amazing. She was nice enough. With Credit Karma finding the right credit card for you is easy. Our app analyzes user profiles to suggest personalized recommendations. Visit credit karma.com today to explore cards tailored to your needs. Credit Karma simplifying your financial choices. 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Uh, now I'm just going to talk about how Teresa was when all this stuff with the Gia happened. Then Teresa became a total bitch and was like, you know, I didn't even want to come to like Gia was complaining that she wanted to be down on the shore with her sisters and her dad. And then Teresa then says everyone, well, I didn't want to come to the field either, but you know, I came to be a team player, you know, that's, that's how good I am. Another backhanded bitchy awful comment from her. Well, I think she's saying that because she's showing up and these women hate her so much that they're picking any reason to just be a bitch to her. It's got to be uncomfortable. I mean, she is a cave woman and a horrible person. But they're a bitch to her because he says things like this. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But you just walked in to two of the women who are passively hating on her, telling her kid off. Yeah, she's outside. You know, that, you know, it was great seeing that kid get told off because I mean, even though even though Jacqueline was being passive aggressive, Gia knew Gia and all those demon children need some discipline in their lives. Well, I don't know that Jacqueline's the one to do it. And also, Jacqueline's not really the one to be giving like losing wave advice to Lauren, either. Yeah, you know, Jacqueline should not be giving advice to anyone about any. Okay. She should go take it to Lucy Arnez. Okay. Run up. Don't watch. Like, like, for flashing signs. Stay away, Jacqueline. I'll walk when I want to. So, all right. So shall we move on to OC now? I know you tried to transition before and I halted it in its tracks. God. I know. Please stop fighting. Well, they did go bowling on the OC a couple weeks ago. They did. Yeah. They did. And there were some there's some minor drama. But this time they didn't this time, Alexis Bellino boops for Jesus. She's called because she has these big giant fake tits. Yeah. She's married to an old, an older, really ugly guy with the rich guy named Jim Bellino. And they're super Christian. And he controls her by saying, like, well, that's what the Bible says. Oh, this is really happy. Yeah. And so she's an idiot. She just believes him. So she's like, she deserves it. She deserves it. And this year, she had a birthday party for her, for her twins. Yeah. They were four. Okay. The living twins. Okay. And she gives us big, long speech. And she's like, thank you everybody for coming. The kids were almost weren't born because I was on so many drugs and it was a terrible pregnancy. And I almost died. How old are the twins? Four. This is a room full of like toddlers and little children. And she's telling them how she almost died, giving birth. How did how is that going to entertain slash help slash inform anyone? These are questions that don't really occur to Alexis. That requires a certain amount of like analytical slash critical thinking. And I'm not sure that's that's really her for it. It's not even like going to just it's not even going to like, sorry, running walked away for a minute to until with the dog. It's not even going to disturb or a four year old before it's something going to scan. But you know, a four year old is not really going to be like, that disturbs me. Right. They're not they're certainly not going to like sympathize with her. And like, what does she expect? Yeah. Well, I think she was I think she was playing to the parents who were there. I think she's trying to get some empathy. And she just really just wanted to talk about yourself. What drugs was she doing? I'm not sure. I think basically there was something that happened with the pregnancy. Oh, she knows she got a an embolism or something like that, like a pulmonary embolism and her heart. I don't know. Or long or I don't know. She she had a blood clot. That is long, isn't it? Well, it means long. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think you know, another educational moment. Yeah, we know about that. Sure. Lucy Arnaz has. She got so mad talking about the dog on a ram. How did my dog get out? Your dog is outside. Oh my God. How did that happen? We have an emergency podcast. I have no I don't think it's like I hate everything you guys are talking about. Can we just learn? What else? So now here's the other thing. So so this was one of these very over-the-top birthday parties for these four-year-old girls. And Alexis goes through this whole thing about how, you know, when I was a kid, you know, for a birthday party, you invite over like three or four people and your mom busts out like a like a homemade cake, like a little square cake, you put some candles in and you have a fun time and that was a birthday. Uh-huh. Thinking, yes, exactly. So why is she now putting in thousands and thousands of dollars to have? She had like pens of puppies. She had all these puppies that were brought in. She had these princesses that people, women, dresses, princesses, um, this whole ornate thing. How old are these women that are dressed like princesses? Um, they varied in age actually. One looked like she was about 60 and one. And about three looked like they may have been like 21. Oh God. It was giving them just giving them the fantasies that they've always wanted. Yeah, those are like the the starting actors of Orange County. Oh God. Well, what I would I just I have it. I just think I I don't and as you guys, if you're listening him tell, I don't really watch these shows regularly. I've watched them enough to kind of know who the people are. But I think Orange County might be the most deplorable or Beverly Hills because I maybe since I live here, yeah, but I just feel like what is the because like New York, New Jersey, Atlanta, like there's a real point of view there. There's a real like regional thing where you get like the world of it. Like Orange County and I know they were the first one, right? Well, what is the perspective? The perspective of mine. The perspective is like I would say the total total Nuva reach trash. It's white trash with money more so than anywhere else. That's your question why they had a party with like puppy pens and women as princesses because it's Nuva reach trash. And what I what I liked and the thing what that's sort of funny is that on Beverly Hills, Taylor Armstrong has now thrown two like over the top birthday parties. One involving like a man had her tea party and everything and one involving horses and a band playing and they're ridiculous at over the top. Crazy party. Yeah. Alexis is like, I got some purple table clothes and hired some princesses. Oh my god, this is so crazy and over the top. That's what's not you sad for bitch. No, and it's like just really uncreative. Nothing. Nothing truly bizarre outlandish. It's just like just gross. Yeah. Well, it's just like the Nuva reach version and it's just it's no it just pails every I feel like everyone in Orange County is trying to be fancy like the people in Beverly Hills who the people in Beverly Hills are already Nuva reach. You have like the Nuva reach trying to be like the Nuva reach and it's just a disaster. I actually kind of one thing I'd sort of liked about this was that it was called a puppy princess party but Alexis like she made a big point of noting that sometimes she likes to call it a princess puppy party and I'm like her life. Her life is so bad. So yeah, she's like, well, I was having a happy princess. I mean, well, I like to call it a princess puppy party. What you like to call it. Oh, did you name it that? Oh, you just covered that. I like her. Oh my god. It's so empty that the delineation means something to her, you know? I like that. This is what I call it. Like isn't it a made up. I get it in the movies. I have popcorn but I call it butter popcorn. Just like you you you did nothing with that. Don't stop talking about what you call things. She's the kind of person who says things like, that's just my point in view. She doesn't answer that. My point and view point in view. I am you. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. And she's also the type of person who she hires all these people to rearrange her house, to do all this stuff at the party, to bring in all this stuff and she gets a spray tan law that's happening and then she tells us if I can pull off this party, it will really show that I really can do it all. I'm like, bitch, you're not doing anything. You're not doing anything. You're not doing a damn thing. You're not doing a damn thing. And if really pulling even if even if you were, if that's your goal and it's pulling off a party, it's just showing people that you can do something for four year olds. Yeah, for that's the thing. We know that four year olds like they like they like spicy Cheetos and mud, like they don't you know, they like, you know, cartoons. They don't care about, you know, all the care about all the shit, all the shit. And you know, the other thing that's funny about her, I mean, I mean, talking about a princess for a princess party, when the party's actually going, one of the puppies pees on her floor. And she just stands and she goes, uh oh, there was P, there was P, everyone, there was P, and she just basically waits for someone to come and clean it up. You clean up yourself, get a napkin and watch it. Here's a paper towel. Here's you pulling off the part of working for at that party. Now this, and then the other thing that was sort of also noteworthy, I thought was that again, her daughters are four years old, and she had them put up put in like full on makeup. Like, is it me? Is that like a little young to start wearing makeup as a girl? No, not when you don't have a point of view, a point in view. Not when you're a tramp in training. Just exactly what, you know, I was like, do you need more makeup? I want you need more. Exactly. I'm so confused. Why are you a whore all of a sudden? Well, I'm trying to look up tweets from Alexis right now. So she's awful, but this party wasn't the only thing that happened in the episode. Another thing that happened was that Tamara, being the classy broad that she is, she got a tattoo recently, previously of her then husband Simon, he got a tattoo on her ring finger. So I was like, his name was like her wedding band. I was permanently on her finger. And then of course, they divorced. And it's of course, so she shot it off, shot off your finger to clip of when she did it. And she's like, click babe, I got this done. And he's like, that's like the first unselfish thing you've ever done. Oh my God. To be fair, he was really incredibly selfish. It's so gross. Because it's like, yeah, mine forever. And I got my finger. It's completely selfish. So hit me with this hand because you'll hurt your own name. We've got to actually wrap up Benjamin. Do you have anything over there? We've only got three until eight. Oh, man. Well, it's not a hard hour today, but I do need to go as close to them as possible. Well, there was other stuff. There was, I guess we can go through quickly. I was gonna talk about what I was, I was highly amused that Tamara and Eddie had this like, hard to heart conversation at this restaurant, but it was like this restaurant that was right next to a train track. And every time she'd be like, sharing her soul, a train would come down. Oh my God. Oh my God. Well, also the conversation was he's going to move in with her, or what they're going to move in together. And she's got like three kids, right? She has three kids or two kids. How many kids does she have? Two men. I don't know. There are none of them are allowed to be seen on camera, though. And one of them is white trash. Yeah, she's got kids. And she's like, one of them, well, one of them is like 25. But I don't know because what if you can't handle my kids and then you, you wake up with me and he's like, then I break up with you, babe. I mean, AKA he's going to break up with her by the way. Yeah, I can't handle it. And it's over. And she stops fake crying for a second. Like, that's not what you're supposed to say. I love it. And then the train comes barreling for you. But that's freshly honest. I love that. I mean, he's like, exactly. This is exactly what I'll do. And then she'll turn around and be like, I had no idea why he broke up with me. Yeah. The other thing on the episode was that Vicki and her daughter Brianna got into a big fight, huge fight because Brianna got his daughter's name is Brianna. I mean, say that's what you need to know about Vicki, which one's Vicki? Oh, she's the one that looks like Skeletor and she has a daughter named Brianna got it. No, it's Garbage Pail Skeletor because she's like puppy based. Oh, yeah. She's got she's got some puff. So, so the big issue is that Brianna elopes, but now Brianna does not like Vicki's new boyfriend who she feels that Vicki has sort of run into this relationship too quickly. So they got into a big spat about like, oh, you don't get to talk about doing things too quickly. And then they'll start yelling at each other and citing different things they heard about each other on the about their spouses or boyfriends on the internet. And it's pretty intense. I would have to say, which side did you take on it, Ronnie? Well, Vicki obviously didn't want Brianna outing all of this stuff on TV because Brianna basically let everybody know that Vicki was basically having an affair with this man, man, when they were both married. Yeah. And Vicki's been trying to play it off like, oh, they met each other through business and they were just friends and then later became and got into a relationship from Vicki's life. You can't believe everything you're reading on the internet, Brianna. And she's like, Mom, it wasn't the internet. It was your personal computer. I can't believe you went there. I'm leaving. And she got up and left. This was the week of growing your mom under the bus. Like Vicki got thrown under the bus and Caroline got thrown under the bus with the lap band. Good. Good. They both happy Mother's Day. You assholes. You both deserve to be thrown under the bus. You're horrible. You're on these shows. This is what you did. You're you and also like the way you deal with a conflict with your daughters, you just you say I'm leaving and you just go. Yeah. I don't deal with it at all. She could be in trouble for because she's not divorced yet. And her ex is trying to get money from her because now she's the rich one. Yeah. So he's trying to get money from her. And if it's out there that she was having an affair, then she's in trouble. And Brianna just totally threw her under the bus. I love it. Happy Mother's Day. Brianna also needs her own show. Whether it be a talk show or whatever it is. Well, she's pregnant now. So it could be, you know, an about birthing. I heard Don had cancer. What? Yeah, I don't know why they're not mentioning that on the show. God, what a downer. So that's the podcast. Well, you know, they can only, they can only, thanks you guys. It's been a little late. Cancer high fives, everybody. Let's talk about Lucy O'Nes again. She can kick that woman. She and next choice is on stage that you were. She knows a lot of things about a lot of things, including dogs in a ram. Come on. She knows all the answers. We'll get her on the podcast. You know what? She's gonna be the next guest next. Yes. Well, I'd be so mad that I wasn't on that one. And then I'm like, we'll have you back on it. She was like a man. I'm gonna be on a mission to make sure she comes on. Yeah, I think I'm sure she's on Facebook or friends to her. Well, I mean, she's pretty busy and get anybody now. Yeah, you can tell if any old person you want to. I want to go on tell Julia Roberts off for that movie she came out in. What? Which one? White movie. God, it's terrible. Why did you watch it? It is to be obsessed with Julia Roberts when she keeps doing shit like that. Yeah, and you're obsessed with her? I love her. Oh, see, I'm not. I also know her from that. So, yeah, I love her. I can imagine. Well, we'll just have Julia Roberts on the podcast about that. You get to her. She's on Facebook. She's totally accessible. Guys, what if Julia Roberts was on Facebook? Like, she just uploaded pictures on the time. She had Farmville. If you'd be a friend of Julia Roberts, she kind of would annoy you. Like, all these like, yes, I guess. Sure. You got another zucchini and farm. I got, oh, by Julia Roberts. Like, it's not no one pokes Julia. There's something amazing about the idea of superstars or just celebrities in general doing things incredibly mundane. I know. I love it. It's what's kept us weekly in print for 10 years. They're just like us. They're just like us. You want to be on Facebook? Some way. Some capacity. Yeah. Well, she's got, she's got more free time lately. I'm not surprised that she's on there. Yeah. I mean, she's probably a listener of the podcast. So, let's not pull her aside. Actually, why are you losing my wines by wives? I got added on Twitter by wines by wives, the new wine club on Real Housewives of Orange County. Do you get like a monthly bottle of wine or anything from them? No, they're just following our tweet. I say, I wish. You should let them know that they should, they should like, we should have like a podcast that's sponsored by wines by wives or whatever. And we drink wine and podcasts. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah. Maybe have some of those crazy bitches on here. I, well, you have this crazy bitch on here back too, because I love wine. So, let me know when you're doing that. Oh, yeah. It'll be just a good huge round table. We'll just have a podcast with like 10 people on it. Oh, I'll talk at once. And drunk and to all. Yeah. 10 people drunk on a radical laptop. That'll be a real like my social life as it is. All right. Well, thanks for having me on, you guys. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for listening. Yeah. You follow beside, beside blog on Twitter and me flip it or @tvgasm. And what's yours? That's Twitter. My Twitter handle is just @drewdrugy. That's D-R-E-W-D-R-O-E-G-E. Yeah. I'm going to follow you right now. Follow me. I'll follow you back. Follow everybody. Thanks a lot. 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