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That's Audible.com/crapins or text Crapins to 500-500. - This episode of Watch For Crapins is brought to you by Gamefly. Go to Gamefly.com/forward-ha-ha for your free 15-day trial. ♪ Don't be tired of the funny funny ♪ ♪ Don't don't be tired of the funny funny funny ♪ ♪ Hurry up baby, don't be late ♪ ♪ I'll meet you at the blaze ♪ - Hey everybody, it's Watch For Crapins, a weekly podcast about all things bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from besideblog.com, and this week, we only have Ronnie from TV Gazem. Hi, Ronnie. - Oh, wow, what a sweet intro, Ben. - Only you, only you. - Sad boy. - It's so sad, it's so empty without Matt getting all flustered. - Yeah, whatever, screw you, Matt. - Screw you, Matt. This'll teach you. - Yeah, screw that guy. - We don't need Matt, okay? We're fine, just to the mess. - Yeah, we don't need Matt. - We don't need to stick him back with you. - No, Matt, we feel from Yahoo. What is that site anyway? (laughing) - So, hey, let's talk housewise, 'cause we've got a lot, a lot, a lot of talking about these women to do today. - As opposed to the other days, and we really don't have that much to say about them. - Yeah, exactly. - You know, it's really, it's like pulling teeth, you know, to get me to have any sort of opinion on these women, you know? And the most the heck I'd say is something very nice. I can't tell myself. - My mom asked me to please get a life, because she doesn't live here, and so I speak to her once every couple of weeks, and everything in my life somehow went back to, well, did you see on housewise? Like, if I'm having a fight with somebody, well, did you see how Nina dealt with that shit? She just lied, really, really loudly, and just repeated herself a lot. My mom's like, seriously? - I think this is going to be our new ebook, which is how to live your life like a housewife, you know? Spend money you don't have. Fight about things that are unimportant, and I don't know. - Come up and fake businesses. - Fake businesses, and pretend you're in fashion and do photo shoots every day for no reason, with your family. - You know, that's actually not a bad idea. - Yeah, I kind of, as I'm saying this, I'm like, this is kind of fun. - Who are we that judge fake businesses? We're bloggers, and we have a podcast. - Yeah, I mean, we are basically parasites onto their terrible lives. - We are open to capitalize on their lives. We have an important thing. We have an emptier shell of a business than they do. - Totally, we have a business capitalizing on their fake business. - Yeah, kind of a great. - And we all probably make about the same amount of money from it. - I don't know, I'm rich bitch. - I'm very rich, I'm Nina Leaks, and I'm very rich. So why don't we start off with some new stuff? - Oh yeah. - The biggest news that I read bravo wise this week is that Taylor and now granted, this is coming from Radar Online, and they're so full of shit. They'll have a headline line. - What? - Kim Kardashian hates her mother, and then it'll be like, they were a scene at a flower shop, and Kim wanted a white rose, and the mom wanted a red rose. Like, wearing that is the hate. - Well, I know, I was there for that moment, and it was very tense. (both laughing) I was like, "Oh my God, I just got tulips instead." - Radar Online is a Paul Bunyan site, but we love it anyway. - Yeah, I like that. - And they're reporting that Taylor heard gossip that she was gonna, well, Radar Online reported the gossip that Taylor was gonna be phased out of the house wise of the season, that she's still coming back, but they're gonna make her like a Dana-sized role. - And she's not probably not happy about this. - Yeah, well, she heard about it and called them like, "Oh, it isn't that a bunch of BS. "You guys would never do that." And they were like, "Ah, mmm." - They're like, "What time's it? "I gotta go. "I have a meeting over at the ironing board." - Yeah, so now, of course, the next story is coming out, and this is from like the Christian Post or the Christian Mop earlier. - They are up on shit. Let me tell you right now. - Yeah, no one knows the gossip like the Christian. - Oh, yeah. - Taylor Armstrong drinking heavily. Headed to rehab. (laughing) - Oh, so it's just a question mark headline? They just, you just think that maybe? - Yeah, it's a question mark. - Maybe she might be. And also, it constitutes a drinking heavily to the Christian monitor or whatever. Is that like having three glasses or? - Taylor. - Every time you see Taylor in a video on TMZ or whatever, she is falling down drunk. (laughing) - Good for her. - Good for her. - God, there's no, there's no question. - She's like, "Wait a second. "Kim got so much air time this year by just being wasted." So that's what I'm gonna do. - Yeah, but Kim also has a really fun personality. - Sorry, sucka. It's a cocktail. - You know, I recently joined Pinterest and I didn't, I have really had nothing to pin 'cause I don't really know what to pin. So I found a really bad picture of Taylor Armstrong crying and I pinned that onto Pinterest. (laughing) - That's great. That's what you said to pinning. - I know. I felt like I contributed, you know, and in a certain way, Taylor helped me. How do you feel? - Yeah, I have a whole housewives board on Pinterest. That's pretty much all I do on Pinterest, yeah. I'm gonna start following you. I also have a board dedicated to quote unquote, my favorite athletes, which is really my code word of saying athletes who I think are hot, but I'm too embarrassed to actually have a board that says hot athletes. - One of my favorite half-making guys. (laughing) No, now here's a question. Do you think that the real house as Beverly Hills should phase out Taylor? - Yes, that woman's a mess. - Yeah, that one makes her great. - She grows, okay, she's really gross and fake and she lies about everything and she's not really rich. I mean, that shows really fun because those women are all legitimately rich and that alone makes it interesting. Taylor's not. She's poor and she's like clinging on to everybody else and lying about God, mother's stuff. And then the second her husband dies, she comes out with a book. And then first, he was kind of abusing her like mentally. And then he maybe shoved her a couple of times and now he's a serial killer. And she was like-- - Who jumps out of bushes. - Yeah, who jumps out of bushes. - Who's out of bushes? - It can take out an entire party of people. - Yeah, and she's like traveling, you know, all over her for her stupid book parties or whatever with her little kid signing that your daddy's a serial killer book. She's just gross, that woman's disgusting. - But isn't there like some wonderful comic value about seeing this massive woman like set loose in a world of like high society? I mean, I kind of enjoy it, the shot in Freud of it all. - I think that if they really were honest about it and showed what a schemer she was and pointed out all the life she tells and what kind of woman she is, then it would be fun. But Bravo tries to make it not seem like that. The only reason we know all this shit is because we read the internet. - Well, and the internet never lies. So, I mean, there we go. - Yeah, the internet is total truth. - I mean, it's like run by the question monitor. So, I mean, they go up on everything. - They know what's up. - Do you think they should keep her? What do you think? - I kind of feel like, yeah, she's so tragic. I think you always keep the people that are like polarizing and a big personalities, even if they're weird. I think you get rid of the boring people, you know? - Well, they got rid of Camille, so that's one step. - Yeah, but Camille is good. Although she was kind of boring this season, but she stirred up a little bit, you know, other franchises they could cut some women, et cetera. But I don't know, I kind of feel like I sort of like the bonkers-tailored dynamic, and especially because there was so much shit with her during the reunion, you know? It's like, I like when there's like a craziness, the reunion, and you come back in the season, they're all ready to go and attack each other and pull their hair out. That's what I call it. - That's true. It was worth it by reunion time, because everyone was so sick of her crap, and also Brandi called her out on every piece of BS, which was just beautiful, so. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, I agree. And if you like bonkers-tailored, you're gonna love her this season because- - She's got a drinking problem. - She's gonna do everything she can to stay on the show. - I know, it's like gonna be going apeshit. - It's like when Alex McCord, when there was rumors that she was gonna be kicked off the show like two seasons ago, when she went from being like the nice sweet one, she was like, "Oh, okay, so let me be crazy." She started yelling all the time. We should have Alex on the show. I think we could probably get her on the podcast. I'm gonna put that out there, put that out there to the universe, but also because I think that we could actually get her, maybe next week, who knows? Stay tuned, everyone. Of course, Alex will know this. (laughing) - I think my dog likes that idea because he was just humping his bear right now. You'd be like, "Yeah." - Yeah, well, you know, sometimes Alex has that effect on people and dogs. I got horny every time, every time I think of Alex McCord, I get horny, and I'm gonna tell her that. Alex, you know, I get so horned up. (laughing) I think Alex would probably do kind of anything at this point. Simon would make her. - You know what, come on, darling. We need the press, sweetie. (laughing) - You made him very high society, British there. (laughing) He just come from the opera, and now he's going to the house of commons to pass a bill with the lords. - Watch out on the on Twitter, sweetie. I'll get my revenge on you on Twitter. - I totally believe that Alex is a nice person, actually. But there's other bravo gossip that we have to talk about. Are you ready to hear some more? - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, ready, ready? - I'm totally ready. - So in non-Housewives news, the Kathy Griffin talk show is starting up this week. It's called Kathy, and Kathy announced today that she's been re-banned on the Today Show, and she blames Natalie Morales. Why do you think, I mean, do you think at this point, Kathy Griffin is so big, do you think it's ridiculous that these shows keep banning her? - No. (laughing) - Okay. - No. - Anyway. (laughing) - No, I don't because she's such an asshole. I mean, of course I ban her. (laughing) I ban from a lot of places, and I'm not even famous. They're just like, oh my God, that guy's gonna have a martini and start telling people off for no reason. Don't invite him. - I know, those people at Kookaroo are really strict. (laughing) - Totally, totally. Are you excited to see her new show? - Kind of, I get a little sick of her 'cause she gets a little, it's just kind of the same stick all the time, but that's kind of a fickle thing to say because I love her. And I go see her live all the time. I really like her. - She's hilarious. I remember when she had a show that was on like VH1, like maybe eight or nine years ago, and she just had a big panel of people, including her parents, and they would talk about reality shows, and I thought it was so funny. It lasted for like maybe a month and a half. So I'm excited for this one, plus our friend Michelle Collins is writing for it, and you know, Michelle is-- - Oh yeah, I'm definitely excited to watch everyone. - Well, Michelle is honestly the funniest woman that I know. One of the funniest people that I know, next to you, of course, Ronnie, and Matt would feel-- - Aha, aha, aha. - Yeah, that was totally sincere. - Very sincere. I just have so much sincerity in me. I just, I don't know what to do with it sometimes. I almost feel like Rob will see me in my own show. - She is hilarious. Yeah, she works over, for those of you who don't know who she is, she works over at Best Week Ever Blog. - Yeah, Michelle Collins, hilarious. I just read her Mad Men premiere recap, and was dying. - No, Michelle left Best Week Ever Blog. She left. - To go work on Kathy. - Oh, she left that one? - Yes, she was supposed to keep your job blogging forever. - No, no, no, no. She left-- - But does that mean if I get a real job, I quit TV chasm? - Oh, MJ. - You know, people may have noticed I'm not posting a lot of my blog lately, and that's 'cause I'm doing some writing on the side as well. But I'm gonna keep beside blog going. Don't you all worry, and there'll be more content to come. Like, there's a little plug for my site. 'Cause this podcast is really about me, you know? - I know, I know. We're saying nothing about anything on Bravo. - Yeah, it's Bravo for us. - We like make it guys, and we're both looking for other jobs. - This is what happens when Matt's not here. We go crazy. We need someone to get flustered and get mad about Candy Burris. - Okay, well, is that enough gossip? 'Cause I think we should start talking about Atlanta. - All right, let's go right to Candy Burris. Let's go right into Atlanta. Okay, here's my first question. Oh, what the hell? That is my question. What the hell? That was even last night. - That'll be in the age. - You know, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something here, Ronnie. Real housewives of Atlanta, their first ever reunion four seasons ago, was the crazy one where they stood up and they were gonna push. And that was like, we hadn't seen anything like that on the reunions before. That always been very tame. And that's what put them on the map. And in the last two seasons, the reunion sucked. This year, whoa, they brought it back. - Well, they started this one off. Everybody looked so pissed off in tents because they know that they're entering the Thunderdome. - Oh yeah. - They know. Like all the cast start off this way now because they know they're screwed and they're all gonna get called on. You know, really embarrassing stuff. - Yeah. - And you know, in this cast, they're like, "Oh Jesus, Nini's gonna go all angry black woman on us." - Oh yeah. - What defense are we gonna have? I think that Candy had the best defense because she went right after her ass. - Yeah, well, that's more of an offense, but yes. - Well, she waited to defend herself. She didn't start until Nini started. But man, was she ready to go once she got attacked by Nini? - And you know what, Candy looked great. She looked the best of the night, I think. And actually Kim, I thought, came off pretty well, oddly enough. I thought, like Nini, do we like Nini anymore? Is this, has Nini jumped the shark? I mean, she, sure she has a sharp tongue and sure she can be like sort of like, you know, you can't take your eyes off of her when she's going nuts, but at the same time, it's sort of just getting unpleasant. - She's, Nini's just a horrible person. And I think sometimes with people like that, they can be really fun and really funny if they have some kind of self-awareness. But Nini really doesn't get the joke. Like she doesn't seem to understand, she's not really funny. She's one of those people who says stuff in a funny way. - Yeah. - So that you laugh, you know, because like, the voice goes off or she has that attitude that you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But she's really, she really very rarely says anything funny. She's just-- - She's got timing, she's got great timing. And she can, and she has a way with words, but she doesn't, she's not actually funny. - She's not only a mean bit, she's a mean dumb bit. And she's a compulsive liar. Like she never tells the truth about anything. She's constantly lying. And she's just hateful for no reason, you know? She's like, oh, I'm so sick of all these 40 year old ladies. I'm over it. - Yeah. - These 40 year old women just blah, blah, blah, blah. Gosh, bin and blah, it's like really, what have you ever done other than that? - Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, she thinks she's hot shit because she was on the celebrity apprentice. Which, by the way, you know who else was on celebrity apprentice? That girl with the red hair that was on two seasons ago. Which example is that, no one remembers who that girl is. And she also thinks that she's hot shit. (laughing) She also thinks she's meaning that like, just 'cause you're on celebrity apprentice doesn't mean you're like a superstar. You can be forgotten in two seasons later. - Yeah, you know who else is on celebrity apprentice, bitch, Lou Ferrigno, okay? - Yeah, yeah, exactly. And she thinks she's hot shit because she has, and she's had like three guest spots on Glee. Well, you know who else had three guest spots on Glee? The dude working at Starbucks down the street here in LA. People get guest spots on TV shows. It doesn't make you a superstar, okay? Good for her, but I mean-- - And she was only given that because Ryan Murphy, the creator of Glee, is such a queen. - Yeah. - And he loves the housewives. So, you know, he just added her a thing. It's not like she got discovered in acting class. She has to get over herself. - Yeah, people think that she's like, I mean, people said that she is good on the show, and maybe some more opportunities will come her way, but honestly, would that sort of attitude? I don't know, she'll turn on a lot of people. - Yeah, she's just hateful, she's not even fun. And she's such a hypocrite. Everything that she's been on, everybody else about, she's now doing, you know? She called Kim a whore about Big Papa. Now what's she doing? She's boning some dudes for the jewelry, like admittedly. - Yeah, now, you know, the thing is, and then there's this whole thing where, I think, Shirey brought up, well, let me back up. Nini's whole line of the night, this hour seemed to be dedicated to Nini discussing how rich she was. I'm rich bitch, she said, even if people, even if I'm like, not beautiful, I'm rich. Or like, it was like, everything out of her mouth was her saying that she's rich, you know? And which was craziness, craziness. And she could not have looked more livid than when Kim actually suggested that Kim, he was probably the wealthiest of them by far, which was not only true, it was hilarious that for a moment, all these women were willing to admit that they were not wealthy, only to shut up. Nini, you know what I'm saying? (laughing) - Yeah, the whole night turned into how rich is everybody, which I thought was hilarious, because as Camille Grammer will tell you, that means you're poor. - Yeah, exactly. And so the other thing, so when this meant comes out, like Kim says, you know, Kandy's probably the wealthiest of all, and Nini looks like she's gonna lose her shit. She's like, well, we don't know that. It's like, come on Nini, you have to like, get over this. It's so tacky, but at the same time, I mean, where would it be if these women weren't tacky? - Ready to pop the question? And take advantage of 30% off? The jewelers@blunile.com have got sparkled down to a science with beautiful lab-grown diamonds worthy of your most brilliant moments. Their lab-grown diamonds are independently graded and guaranteed identical to natural diamonds. And they're ready to ship to your door. Go to blunile.com to get 30% off. Select lab-grown diamonds. That's blunile.com for 30% off lab-grown diamonds. 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Then of course, that gave Nini the right to be like, don't bring up my kids, don't bring up my kids. We will not go there. Then she just repeated that line over and over again. But here's the question, though. Bryson's not a minor, can't she? He's like 22, you can bring him up, right? - Well, I think it's tacky, you know? I mean, it's reality so code of honor not to bring up the kids. - Yeah, but he's literally, I mean, he's 22, 23, but he's like, he's an adult at this point. - Well, it was Shadia for her to do it, but God, it was so funny. And Nini's argument was hilarious. She's like, what? How the mother, she's an adult. So, you know, some children out here, they getting DUI's, they stealing. And you telling their parents that it's their fault? - Yes, Nini. - Yeah. - That's what she's saying. Like, shitty, terrible parenting leaves to your shitty, terrible children. - Yeah, exactly. That's what she's saying. - Yeah, I mean, and like, you know, like, if her argument is that he was stealing not because she was poor, then he was stealing 'cause he needed attention. And you know what that means? She's a shitty parent. - Yeah, either way you slice it, she's a shitty parent. - And she's like, you know, she's like, you know, you raise your kid to be a certain way, whatever, and sometimes they make a mistake. Well, let me tell you also, this is not Bryson's first mistake, okay? He has been basically fucking up like year after year on this show. - Did he get to DUI and you go buy him a new car? - Yeah. - Yeah, hello. - Wait, did he get to DUI before or after? I'm not sure on the facts there, but. - I'm not sure. I mean, but this seems to be holding true for all the kids on this show, on all these shows, which is that like, they could like knife someone in a throat and their parents will get them a Jeep Wrangler, you know? - Oh yeah, Brielle will be doing, Brielle's gonna be one of the worst adults in a decade, she's gonna be the new Bravo Tramp. And she's gonna be embarrassed. She's actually gonna have a G4, or she'll have a private helicopter. - Yeah, and guess whose fault that is? Kim, totally, 100%. - I'll tell you who won't be fucking you up, that little Ariana, she's an angel. - She's a sweetheart. - She's a sweetheart. She's a sweetheart. - Oh, she wants to help. - She's gonna be like a production manager or some shit. She's gonna like actually have a job. - Yeah, she's gonna open up like a natural food store or something silly. (laughing) - I just don't understand how parents, I don't understand the line of thinking that they do. Like, if your kid graduates from Harvard and becomes a lawyer, all you do is talk about that fucking kid and take credit for that kid. - Yeah. - But the second that kid does something wrong, like, "Wouldn't me, that's all him, all him." - Now, what did you think about when Shiree and Nini started to fight? They had this big, long fight that ultimately ended in Nini being like, "Fix that butt!" And Shiree's saying, "Fix that face!" And they just said it over and over and over again until Andy stepped in. - I would really love to sit down with that again. You know, it's recorded on the computer, so I would really love to sit there and decipher what they're saying because they over talk each other so much with such nonsensical bullshit. I think it's gotta be hilarious line by line. - Yeah, I agree. But I can tell you what it whittles down to is Nini telling Shiree to fix her teeth and Shiree telling Nini to fix her face. And it just... (laughing) - I mean, that's what it comes down to. - Look at those teeth, yeah. Yeah, she got something done to those teeth, but you can't tell 'cause she ate one of them. (laughing) - What? (laughing) - She just don't miss a song. - What the hell? - Do you ever get the sense that when they fight, they actually don't, they're not even really making any sense. They just take the last word they hear and they just recite it back in a way that's in a hostile tone. So it's like, like, "Girl, your chest is flatter "than if it's been ironed." Well, let me tell you something about iron. My iron is hot and someone's your face. My face isn't hot. My face is like an envelope. Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna steal that envelope and send it out to Pakistan. Pakistan, I'll tell you one thing I'm gonna pack is not something named Stan. (laughing) - Actually, you're way too logical. You're leaps are way too logical. - I know. - They're more like, I think they go more off just guttural sounds, you know, or like guttural feelings. Like, "You can't touch me, boop, boop." "Oh, oh, fall down. "You must fall down. "Who's my face? "Look at your face. "Look at car, car." (laughing) - That's right, you're right. I was being way too cerebral about it. Yeah, it is. You can't touch me. I'll touch whoever I want. No, you can't touch me. I'll touch whoever I want. Well, I'm gonna drink a cup of water. Well, I'm gonna have a drop of water. (laughing) - You think you're on the... You the only bitch you can have water, bitch? Don't you touch me, bitch. Don't touch me, I'll touch you, bitch. I'll do it. - What? What? What? - Well, you know, and then it eventually just turns into a charade versus Marlowe, where they were just literally making noises. (laughing) But that reunion after that section happened, then it turned into, well, charades not rich either. And Andy came right out and said, "Well, you know, charade, if you look at the internet, "people are saying that, you know, "maybe you're spending all the money on cars and jewelry "while your kids are sleeping on a blow-up mattress "in your house." (laughing) - And then she says, "That's not a blow-up mattress. "That's just a pillow that my dog sleeps on." And my reaction is, you have your kids sleep on the pillow that you're dog asleep on. - Exactly. You just made it 10 times worse. (laughing) At least a blow-up mattress would have taken some time from your mother. (laughing) You know, you would have had to put some effort into that. - And for her to blow it up. Oh, she would have done that. She would have just let it sit there flat until maybe her son, like, got a pump. She was like, "What's your one pump for?" She's like, "I'll tell you, "you'll get a pump when your dad pays for a pump." - Totally, you must use your mouth. (laughing) - You want a pump? You better ask your dad 'cause he's not paying for anything else around here. (laughing) - So that turned into Shirese, sobby victim monologue about her cross-eyed lug of a husband. I'm sorry, but her argument is completely invalidated every time they show up a close-up of that giant rhinoceros with crossed eyes, like, "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Because, you know, it's like, she only married that man because he had any money. No one's denying it. No one's pretending that it's anything other than that. And now that he doesn't make any money, she's, you know. - Well, he should still pay the child support. I don't care, even if she is buying those bags, like, he should still do it. That's the-- - Well, of course, you should always pay your child support. But it's hard, I guess what I'm saying is it's hard to feel sorry for Shirese, you know. That question is very true. You see her driving around in her jag or whatever the hell it is. - Mm-hmm. - And she lives in this, like, any sad apartment and her kid, like, you know. - She's building Shata Shiree, don't you worry. They will soon be ample lodging for her children. - Oh, how fun with, I loved that part of the show. - When he news like, "Ah, I called it Neverland," which by the way, it doesn't actually make sense to call it Neverland. It's more like, "Never house." - Yeah, it's like someone who's never actually paid attention to what Peter Pan was like was going on on the screen, but she's heard the word. Or she knows that Michael Jackson lived there. - And then I like to have Shiree got all, like, huffy about, like, phaedra going on the plane. She's like, "Oh, you didn't see the no-trust passings on?" (laughing) There was no game to hanging off of. There was literally nothing in the lot. - I missed that. - Oh, yeah. - That's hilarious. - She got mad. She was like a clown. - Oh, maybe it was great, though. Yeah, I call that place Neverland because that's where it is. - Neverland, so I call it Neverland. 'Cause you know what it is? A land that's Never, that's why. I won't call it Neverland. It's like, she'll just keep talking and talking. - So here's tours that sound like they sort of should make sense together, but they really don't. They really don't. (laughing) They never was. - And then Abby. - Well, you went to the house. What did you see? Some dirt. (laughing) And some sticks. - I'm surprised me didn't call it. Durt and sticks house. - Yeah, I'm going to call that. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but all you've got is a house. It sticks at a hole. (laughing) A hole with some sticks. (laughing) - How bad is that? - I'm so sorry. - Leah Black needs to be on this show to follow up. - I agree with that. - Let's not overlook that. Let's not overlook to go back to Nini's fight with Candy. We're in, Candy was basically calling out Nini for acting like she was so above being around a sex toy that when in fact she used to strip. (laughing) And then I believe Nini had a line that was something along the lines of like, I stripped, I do not want to put a dildo of Mava JJ in a discussion. (laughing) - I said people can grow and good for people growing. I don't care if I stripped him. My 20s, 30s, the 40s. I don't want a dildo on my hands. (laughing) - Now you know-- - Is that bad? - I like this to go screaming. Is that bad? - I wish, sometimes I wish these women were articulate just to save us the aggravation. So like I wish Candy had said, it's strange to me because you used to be a stripper and you seem to be comfortable with sexuality and yet around sex toys, you get very huffy. That's all she needed to say. But of course she says it in a bleak way and says you're being judgmental, whatever. And then Nini goes off, whatever. And by the way, she does need a dildo up her for JJ 'cause she is going a karae cray in her for JJ, clearly. - Yeah, she needs a little something and she is a little frigid to be a stripper. But I think a lot of strippers when they get a little older feel that way 'cause you know what pigs men are when you're a stripper. You know what I mean? When you have your ass in someone's face. Oh, and that was a great comeback by Candy too. And she's like, "Well, I'm just saying." You got, you bending over and putting your ass in some man's face and now you got a problem. So funny. - Whatever, she's rich bitch. She's rich, you don't need a dildo. - Oh, what was I gonna say? We actually, I think that was all the first segment, right? Because now, oh no, no, we skipped ahead because of Shiree's divorce. But I was just looking at something on this little note thing. - Oh, another compulsive liar is Kim Zosia. - Oh yeah. - Does that woman think everyone's an idiot? I mean, that woman does not tell the truth about anything. So Kim, how do you think your husband feels about living with a furniture that Big Pop gave you? - Well, you know, that was my furniture. And I never took a furniture from nobody. I mean, that stuff has been in storage for years. I have a lot of stuff. And you know, I would never do that. I would never move in with someone else's stuff. With my man, he's like, "Oh, no." But you said on the show that, you know, you said, "Watch out, that's something Big Pop gave me." Oh, well, it's probably a vase or something, but I wouldn't move in with stuff that he gave me. Yeah, we just saw you moving in with stuff that he gave. And she just goes on and on, lying and lying. To be fair, the Versace stuff that she has is not Versace Italian designer. It's Versace V-E-R-S-A-C-H-I. It's a knock off that comes from Sonoma. (laughing) It's all plastic wear. (laughing) So she did have that. She bought it at Target. It's nice, it has floral patterns on it. - They're sace. So Kim, you know, it's so weird not seeing you smoking and drinking all the time. Oh yeah, well, you know, I didn't even start smoking and drinking again after I had the kid. I just never got back into it. Yeah, actually, yeah, you did. No, no, well, you know, maybe, you know. - I had to get drunk. - But definitely not while I'm pregnant. Or she's such a fucking liar, that woman. - Corey probably knocked her up so I should stop smoking around the house. (laughing) - I don't know, but I think she is a liar, but given how crazy Nini was being, Kim came off seeming somewhat rational, you know? - Well, Kim tried to take a page out of the Bethany Frankel reunion playbook because you remember Bethany's last reunion. She just got her own show and everyone hated her and they kept trying to go after her. And she was just like, "Ah, whatever. "Lil, I can't take--" She was fairly calm and classy and Kim, so far Kim has kept the-- I mean, I would-- - But you don't know if it's classy is the wrong adjective. - Let me tell you something, this is a problem for Nini because you know you're in trouble if Kim is calling you out for being new money, okay? That is a problem. If Kim can suddenly recognize the difference between old money and new money and you're the reason why she can do that, then you're really bad. You're in a really bad place, you know? - You know Nini's also in trouble because look at the facts here. There's two gay guys right now talking for an hour about how swatch those. And we both hate Nini. - If you've got two gays hating you and you're a sassy black woman, you really need to read a dress. - Do something wrong. You've done something big time wrong. - Yes, it's in our blood to love you. - You're alienating your fan base. That's what you're doing. - Yeah, like calling ourselves gay and not enjoying penis. It's like waking up and suddenly something that's just so embedded in you, it's just gone. - Wow, well, you know what? Maybe like the religious right should embrace Nini and turn all the gays back straight or something. Maybe that's what's going on. - Some of the strangest happen in the air, I have to say. Well, next week we have another, you know, I'm excited for next week's reunion when Peter comes out and acts like an asshole as usual. And I think that's, I mean, I think a black baby gate comes to the fore again. So that should be fun. In the meantime, why don't we move on to-- - Oh, wait, wait, we've got one more thing. Twitter fight. - Oh, yeah. I love the Twitter fights. I like what Nini's like, "Bitch, get up my timeline!" (laughing) I can say what I want on my timeline. Well, isn't you saying stuff about my kids? Isn't that the same thing? Just because it's on Twitter, it's not the same thing? What you talking about? I never talk about your children. And she quotes the text. Well, that's not about them. I'm just saying that mama's a hoe. (laughing) I love that show. I'm gonna be so sad. I know it's been a fairly boring season for that show, but it's still good. Yeah, it's still, I mean, there still are like, funny lines scattered throughout it all the time. I mean, it's-- - I still laugh. - Yeah, I, it's, I mean, I'm already missing it a little bit. And then we also-- - Okay, sorry, sorry, I messed up your transition. Go for it, go for it. - All right, let's have a brand new transition. - Yeah. - So, going from the bitches in Atlanta, let's go to the bitches in Orange County. That was a really bad transition, I'm sorry. There was nothing artful about that. - Yeah. - You're like, I'm just gonna call women bitches and that would be your transition. - Yeah, that's, I'm from the Nini Lee school of, of drag queen comedy where I just say things that sound racy but actually are not funny or interesting. Those bitches with their cocks out. - That's our drag queens alike to me. They just say things like that. Anyway, let's talk about those bitches with their cocks out in Orange County. So, now, one thing that happened this week, first of all, I have bad news for you, Ronnie, I know you requested that there be not an episode that involves some sort of hospital or doctor procedure, medical procedure, and sorry, this was not the episode because Tamara got her boobs out. So, that happened, not exciting, they just came out. Now, Alexis, we saw another segment of Alexis doing the news, which is to me, the funniest shit ever. Like, can they give her spin off? Can we see her doing the news on her own show? Give it half an hour each week. Her, Alexis goes to the news, like the news station, files some dumb report and we watch it. And honestly, I think that's the funniest shit ever. - I would watch that. I love watching Alexis, I laugh and laugh. - Yeah, I mean, she is hilarious. She, I mean, and well, there's nothing else I can say to that, she's just funny. But, I'm stunned into silence. But now, but here's the thing that we may not see that because Jim told Alexis that he wants her to give up, give up her news gig. Do you think that he's jealous of her success? - No, I honestly think that he's just not a diaper changer. And, I think he's, I think that Jim is one of the most honest people on the show, at least, with who he is. - Yes, true. - Now, he's a horrible, disgusting example of a human being and a man, but at least he's honest about it. And I totally believed him. He's like, fuck this, I'm not driving the kids around. I didn't pay to raise brats. I paid you to drop those things out and take care of them. I don't even want to fucking look at those kids. It's bad enough, I have to support them and pay for their college. Get your ass home. - What? - He's like, we're one flesh, but you're the part of the flesh that stays home. I'm the part of the flesh that goes out and fucks out their flesh. - Well, you gotta love Alexis. Well, you make it sound like we signed a contract or something. - Kinda did it, it's called marriage. - Marriage. - Now, do we think like there was a part of me that it sort of sounded like his reasoning was saying that like, you know, there's the fashion line and then there's the news thing. It seemed like he was implying as an excuse for this that she was spreading herself thin. Do you think, if Alexis had to focus on one thing, news or fashion, where do you think she would find the most success? - Oh, the most success? - Yeah, which one do you think would be the biggest door over? - Fashion. - Fashion? - Yeah, I guess there are enough people that would buy that slutty stuff. - Sluts. - Fashion, because she, first of all, everything she's ever made has already been made and I know because I see it all over the place in California. So I think that people would buy it if she just had someone who could do the business end 'cause you know her ass can't. - Yeah, and strippers need evening gowns anyway, so. - Oh, really? - There's a total market-- - There's people with big, fake boobies that need the right dress for her. - But then you can never underestimate local Southern California news. I mean, she could become the next weather girl in Los Angeles with the boobs like that. I don't know who is listening to this podcast from around the country or around the world, perhaps, but the women that are on the local news here in L.A., they all dress like strippers. They dress like the girl on the second floor of my building who I think may be a man, but she may be a woman and she looks like a huge whore. (laughing) - When I went on to the news, the news came on and I was like, oh my God, this is the holiest newscast I've ever seen. And my dad goes, it's the news. - Yeah. - They don't have to be hot. I mean, God bless 'em, they sit there all day reading off cue cards, like let 'em eat. - Yeah, no. It's like when you live in L.A., you sort of forget that like, newscasters are generally considered to be like austere and like respected. And then out here, like the women, honestly, they look like porn stars. The men look like typical newscasters, but they really sled up these women like crazy. I mean, I kind of feel like it's almost degrading, you know? - Almost as great as me calling them a whore. - If you don't have half a boner while you're listening to stories about children being dismembered and on the south side, then they're just not doing their job here in L.A. - They certainly are not, they certainly are not. So speaking of massive career opportunities, so Gretchen has this, she's gonna be singing with the pussy cat dolls. And my question is this, how long can Gretchen keep saying that she's lost her voice before she admits that she actually has no singing voice? It's been now about like four episodes where she's like, I've lost my voice, I was yelling at Vicki so much. I'm like, excuse me, it's been about like three weeks now. And I'm not talking about three weeks of airtime. I mean like, it's been three weeks since that fight at Bunkenite happened, okay? You can't still have lost your voice. We weren't screaming for hours on end. You're not a Dell, okay? You're not a Dell. - I don't have throat cancer, it still came back and did a perfect performance of the Grammys. - Yeah. - Don't even say it down, same sentence, I know, yeah. - I know. - Well, you know, whenever you, I do musicals and stuff, and whenever you go to a musical audition, there's always that person. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, they're wearing a scarf, you know? They've got like the scarf around their neck. They're obviously sucking on something, usually a ricola. They're doing things like, mmm, mmm, walking back and forth so everybody knows that they're dedicated and they always complain that they're sick and they really hope they can get it together and they're always fucking terrible, always. - Well, is there something sort of like funny about the idea of Gretchen being really scared about how her voice sounds when she's auditioning for the Pussycat Dolls who are not necessarily known for their brilliant vocals? I mean like, you could probably sound like a fart and make it into that band as long as you can dance and look hot, you know? (laughing) - Yeah, I don't know what she's so scared about. She's basically a stripper, right? Like her burlesque girl, just-- - Burlesque is for one gig, it's in Vegas. This isn't for like, she's not recording on her new album and she's been singing "Fever," which by the way is not a hard song to sing. Like every minks can sing that song. It's like the minks anthem, you know? - I would think that the biggest problem is gonna be remembering words and remembering dance steps and just generally not looking like a fucking idiot. - Well, she already sprained her ankle, so, you know, this is everything's going wrong for her. They're just gonna put her in a chair and she can slink around and it'll be fine. - She needs to stop worrying. She doesn't remember the fact that she's a bigger star than any of the other girls in the Pussycat Dolls currently. - I think she should just get rid of Slade and go get herself a rich, homely man and be done with it. She's only got a good five years left. Before she's really gonna have to learn a skill. - Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. And, you know, we don't wanna see that. - How do we feel about Gretchen's friend Sarah who got wasted at Heather's bowling night and tried to confront Vicky and said, "I need to talk to you about something." And Vicky just goes, "No, no thanks." (laughing) And then she's like, "Oh my God, she was so mean. "I just wanted to go and like, "I just wanted to go meet her and like get to know her." - Are you doing me like that right now? I just wanted to introduce myself and get to know you. - Are you doing me like that? - And then Vicky is like, "Yeah, we met at my house." (laughing) Do I need to meet her twice? - I love the dazed and confused look on that poor girl's face. Just trying to cause a little drama and she can't get that part in her face. So, she looks like such an idiot. And her boyfriend, who looks like some weird like, hold over from an '80s like boy band from Britain was there trying to calm her down, but she was just a disaster. I think she was trying to make her big splash and she did in all the wrong ways. (laughing) - Yeah. - Do we want to see more of her? - No, hell no. (laughing) - I think she was a one off. (laughing) Even Gretchen was like, "Ah, no, this is not good." Gretchen-- - Yeah. - She brought Gretchen and Vicky together. That's not a good thing. - I know. Like the close up of Gretchen deleting her number off of her. (laughing) - She herself, huh. - She said, "See you later." Was there anything else on OCI? I can't even remember anything. I think that was basically, I thought that was the exciting stuff, right? - Yeah, that was, oh, well, wasn't this the episode where slime ball Graham, is that his name, Vicky's man? - Brooks. - Oh, Brooks, yeah, he's like, "Here's a card." - Oh yeah. (laughing) He's like, "Here's a card." - So, what are your assets? - Oh yeah. - How about we talk about your assets? And Vicky's taking it like someone's showing interest in her. Well, we've got the house, the board, we've got the account and the Cammons, we've got an electricity bill that's been paid a year in advance, so someone's gonna get that money back. - Well, that's got-- - That is like foreplay for Vicky. You know, she loves talking about like, out of mind productions and life insurance and anything that has to do with business and work. That, like, has her totally horny. Have you said like-- - I don't wanna tell you exactly what I have, but I'll tell you how much insurance will have to pay out if there's a big fire. (laughing) But that guy's obviously a slime ball and a con man, and it's so sad that Vicky's just-- - Well, they're all along with it. - They're all slime balls and they're all con men. I think he's the least offensive. Oh, actually, Eddie's not a slime ball or a con man. - He's just-- Ben, he said there's no us without the you. - Yeah. - Okay, he's the worst. I think that that makes him the worst. - Brooks said that, right? Or did Eddie say that? I don't remember. - No, Brooks said that. No, Eddie's like-- - I can't keep track of all the mindless drivel that these guys say. - Eddie's like, you're getting your boobs taken out because-- (laughing) - You know, you're supposed to be my beard, and you're just making yourself look more like a boy, so this is really difficult for me. (laughing) So, while we go on to Shazza's sunset, did you watch the finale last night? - I did. - What did you think? - You first. - Okay, here's what I think. This is like the episode where everyone who I thought was cool in MJ's life turns out they're awful people. They're hideous, terrible people. Starting with Sammy, okay. Sammy, I don't know if he was put up to this by the producers. He sets up MJ on a blind date with her ex, who's just like overbearing chauvinist guy, which I thought was so massively offensive, especially when she was kind enough to set Sammy up with a hot piece of Jewish ass, okay? And she sets him up with that, and he sets her up with her ex 'cause he's like, nah, he's a good guy, deserves a second chance. Like, you know, it's actually a really fucked up thing to do, especially if this guy has his overbearing tendencies. He tries to basically rape her in the Roosevelt Hotel lobby, which by the way, funny note that they couldn't even film in one of the restaurants in the bars, they had to film in the lobby of the hotel. And then she runs away, when she confronts Sammy about it, he says, nah, nah, you were liking it, I could tell. It was so disgusting, I thought, of Sammy. And on top of the fact that he spruced his belly with, I don't know, a dry car in the war or whatever it was. (laughs) - Okay, well I'm glad you brought this up first, because at first glance, yes, I'm in total agreement with you. But here's a couple things. Sammy said, you know, this guy deserves another chance, and plus he's the only one that will call her on her shit, which is awesome. Okay, now, that sounds like a total dick thing to say. But look, honestly, without taking signs, look how the evening progressed. She shows up in a two-inch skirt with her big-ass vagina hanging out all over the place. - Okay, yeah. - She ends up with this dude. He's all over her. She's kind of giggling a little bit under him. And playing around, she was wasted, which means that she's gone through dinner and all that stuff with this going on, giggling like she was then. And then she turns it. When she's all drunk and she's just ready to get out of there, then she turns it. - Well, I hate to break it to you, but it's sort of like date rape, you know? Like, well, she was drunk, and then we had sex, and so, well, it was her fault for getting drunk. You know, it's like, it doesn't quite work that way. You know, it's like-- - It was, no, it's not the same. I mean, if it was rape, then, of course, I'm not-- - Well, yeah, and I know it was rape, but I don't mean to trivialize rape to this situation with MJ. But basically, I mean, the situation is this. So this guy, Michael, and Diana, on her shit, the point is he's supposed to be her friend, and regardless of what their situation is, they're broken up, and it is so fucked up to set her up with an X. And then I'm talking about the fact that he is also this hideous guy. I mean, I really thought he-- Like, I don't care if he-- - If he calls, if he calls rather than shit, like, find something else, and then Sammy says, well, you know, I try, you know, I ask a few other guys, and they're like, oh, she's that girl who does this. She's that girl who does this. Like, how about this, why don't you ask someone who's not one of your like, fat, ugly friends? How about that? - Yeah, but like, think about this specific, okay, think of the specific examples we've seen of MJ. When MJ is with her mother, she's an abuse victim. When she's with Reza, she's a fun hang. - Yeah. - When she's at a party, she's a drunk fucking idiot. - Yeah. - It is, I don't think we've ever seen her anywhere in public drinking that she doesn't act like a complete crazy person. - That's true. - But-- - So, I think that this guy's been dealing with her for a long time, and he's like, listen. I tried hooking you up with all these people who wouldn't, because you're the kind of girl who will barf on the table, and do all this other-- Now, grab-- - He's gotta have a drunk-- - He's gotta have a drunk friend or two, you know? - Yeah. - Get a drunk friend, that's all. All you do is get a drunk friend who you can't stand, and you can't find a girl for him. Boom, put them together, let them get wasted to do shots under the table while you make out with the hot duress on the futon. - Well, I thought he was just saying, this guy actually wanted to go out with you, and no one else did, so I figured, give it another shot, which I know is hard to hear, but that girl doesn't mess. - That's not the way you set up something. You don't set up someone like that. Like, you just say, you come up with an excuse, like you don't have someone or whatever, or like-- - Yeah. - You know, I mean, it was just a dick move, and when she called him out on it, like, it was just, you know, he refused to take any sort of accountability for it, and it was dick. I thought it was like a massively dick move. - It was, it was a massively dick move. I guess I'm just trying to see his side because I think that sometimes when someone's an asshole, like more of an asshole than another person, we forget what an asshole the first person was. - Yeah, yeah, but I still think like even if MJ is an asshole, which I don't think she is, I actually really like MJ, you still just like, I don't know, like you just, like the X is just such a, it's such a low pass of aggressive move, it's mean, you know? It's just, it's, I thought it was actually like vile. I was actually had a really bad reaction to it. Now also-- - She has that kind, oh, you go ahead. - No, no, no, no, go, go. I was just gonna say, she's that kind of personality that anyone related to her, and I just mean around her. It's abusive, like she's always the abuse victim in every relationship on the show, even with Reza, who's her best friend and tells us she's fat. I guess they have their thing, but he calls her fat, he tells her her mother hates her. - Well, and then it comes to the fact that her mom is awful. Like so all these weeks I was like, oh my God, MJ's mom is so hilarious, I love MJ's mom. Oh, turns out actually MJ's mom is awful, news flash. The mother was terrible. I mean, could you imagine out of the mother? Like that, you don't listen to me. If you listen to me, everything in your life would be fine. - No. - You wouldn't be so stupid if you listen to me. You want to admit you're a liar? No, you're a liar, okay. No, no, no, no. (laughing) - A, okay, here's your options. A, I don't tell you anything, and I keep you at arm's length. Oh, so now you're admitted liar? Oh, you're bragging about lying? Oh, how do you feel with this A? (laughing) What is this A? Eat your lunch, eat your lunch. (laughing) Oh God, that was sad at the end of that argument. She's like, go ahead and eat. And you see MJ take a big giant curly fried seven down her mouth. It's like the mom's just feeding her crap in her trot. She's putting crap in her trot to keep her fat and found. - Poor MJ, I mean, honestly, like, I'm sure the mother does love her, but the mother, I mean, how unreasonable? I mean, how, like, the mother being like, it is not my fault. Anything that happened, it's with you. You've done it all. I have done nothing. Everything I've done is you. If you listen to me, you would be perfect. I was like, oh, oh, poor MJ. I could just see those psychologist bills going up, one after the other. - Yeah, but there does come a certain time in your life where you can't blame your parents. I mean, at this point, MJ is sitting around her mom all the time with nothing. I mean, from what the show makes it look like. She's either wasted somewhere with Reza or sitting there with her mom taking abuse. Now, listen, I love my mom, but if she talked to me like that, I'd push her down the stairs and have her in a home within a day. - Well, you know what, I think that with MJ, I think she was just basically trying to say, like, you know, you've done some things to me, and I want us to have a close, I think she wanted a closer relationship with her mom. You know, like, where mom is not, like, being mean to her, they're able to have, like, closeness the way that Reza has now said that he and his father have. But it does not look like it's gonna happen any time soon. Do we all talk about Asa, by the way, who, oh my God, I can't even believe the big get that Asa got. She was invited into the house of the Persian barber Walters. (laughing) Oh my God, she is going to take over the world. Doors are going to fly open all across the music industry now that Persian barber Walters has endorsed Toronto. (laughing) I can't even believe it. ♪ Walking down the road ♪ - Yes, she is so sweet, Asa, and you think? - I actually do like her. I think she is sweet, and she seems realistic. And it's nice how she's excited, but she's very delusional, I think. - Yes. - Call me a hater. - Yes, yes. - I am being a hater, but, I mean, I don't, it's not, no disrespect to Persian barber Walters. I'm sure she does have a lot of sway. (laughing) In the person community that I'm just thinking that, like, you know, who has a bigger worldwide pull? Probably Asa's producer friend who makes music a radio. - Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Seacrest. - Actually Ryan Seacrest, yeah, exactly. - Oh, I was just going to say 'cause Ryan, I thought you meant the guy who's producing a show. This is a Ryan Seacrest show, no? - Yeah, it is. Actually Ryan Seacrest's play that song on Kiss FM. ♪ Nonetheless ♪ - Don't play it like it's kind of a joke. You probably played it today and I have a joke, but. - Yeah, and she's like, oh my God, they're playing my song on the radio. (laughing) See, he told me I couldn't do the radio and now here I am. - She's like, I'm rich bitch. (laughing) - Poor Asa. Poor Asa. - She's so sweet and I think- - I do like her. - I think her delusion is really funny. Like, how she throws herself this big party at the home of Barbara Walters, Percy, Percy. - Barbara Walters for us. - Yeah, she throws a giant party for herself at this woman's house and invites all her friends and then she's like, you see, all this hard work is worth it. (laughing) You're recognizing yourself, but that made it all worth it. - Well, the funny thing is that, I mean, Percy and Barbara Walters, she kind of tells Asa, listen, in a nice way, she basically says, listen, stop being ridiculous. Like, you say you're an artist, but you want to get played on the radio, so make your music accessible. She's like, just give it to a producer and let him do something with it and shut up. That's basically what she said when they were sitting on a log on the beach, you know? And if Asa were smart, she would listen. I mean, because, you know, that song "Tarantulas", I mean, the beat is sort of cool. I mean, but, I mean, it's, it is for a very niche market. - Well, but even if, you know, even if you sell to that niche market, I would think that you could make money, you know, they buy music. - No, I'm sure. - You probably would, I heard that shit, blaring out of car windows all day long. - No, I mean, I'm sure that she-- - So they buy it. - Yeah, and then she said, like, she would like to play and Dubai and have versions come and be in concert. And so, obviously there's a market and obviously she could be really successful. And I kind of get the sense that maybe she is like a little bit successful in that market, but, I don't know, like when she's making it sound like she is going to be the next Lady Gaga, you know? And it's just-- - Yeah, Lady Gaga actually cares very much about her songs being on the radio and she does them in a cookie cutter way so that they are on the radio. - And the irony is that Lady Gaga's music, her latest album, her songs have not been like doing that well. So maybe she should take a lesson from Asa, hmm. - They haven't been doing that well? - No, I mean, like, if you listen, like Kitty Perry and Kitty Perry Rihanna, they're all over the radio all the time and, you know, the music from Lady Gaga's album, you know, it's sort of, they come and they go. They're not sticking, they're not sticking, her old stuff is, they still play a lot. - Yeah. - But, I mean, who am I? The Persian Barbara Walters, what do I know? (laughing) The Persian Ryan Secret. - What has happened on that show? Mike basically explained that he is traumatized because he was poor for a little while and he can't date Gigi, I guess 'cause she's insane and he's Jewish or something. Gigi went on a date and she was like, "I'm all pretty after baby factory." That's my Gigi, that's my Gigi impersonation 'cause she sounds like she has a bubble in her throat. "I'm Gigi, what's is wrong with you? I'm Gigi." (laughing) She sort of sounds like that. - You sound like you're on Star Wars. - Well, she's Gigi, she's in space. - I'm Gigi. (laughing) - Why are there so many? - Song about the Russian song. (laughing) - Why, anyway, you know, the show, so Gigi actually-- - You're very handsome. - I'm excited to start becoming a baby factory. - Yeah, Gigi. Gigi, by the way, she told Fox News or in New York that Shahza Sansa has been re-upped for a second season, but Bravo has not confirmed that, but I think they will, they will. People talk about it, people out here in LA have been talking about it like crazy. I don't know about the rest of the country, but out here for sure, there's a lot of Skittle Butts. - How, well, even I'm enjoying it and I didn't enjoy it the first-- - Oh, I love it. - I love it for five weeks or whatever. - I watched it before I watched the Reunion, by the way. That's how much I like it. - Of Atlanta. - Oh, wait, they have a Reunion? - No, no, no, there's no Shahza Sansa Reunion on deck, but there should be, by the way. I would love to see that, but, oh well. But I think we've sort of reached the end of our slate of things to talk about. - Well, here's to another week of this crap. Oh, by the next time we speak, Jersey will be back. Oh, my God, Jersey will be back. Oh, I can't wait. - But we're gonna have wide a week. It's gonna be Jersey, OC, and Atlanta, all of that. - Yeah, and I had a dream last night that I was sitting on the Real House as a New Jersey Reunion, which is a really fucked up thing to have. And like Caroline and I were like, "Buddy, buddy." And she's like, "You're my friend, but only for today." And I was like, "Okay." I don't know what it all means. It probably means I'm like sexually attracted to like, lamppost or something, but I don't know. (laughing) - Yeah, get that checked out. - Yeah, I need to get that checked out. Like if I'm having dreams where Caroline says we're friends, that's rough. Although if Kathy said-- - Caroline, are you worried about being betrayed by Caroline or like getting your feelings hurt? - You know, if Kathy said we were friends, that would be like the best dream I've ever had in my life. 'Cause I love Kathy. - And off the three bakes. - Oh yeah, she makes canollies inside canollies. - Oh yeah. - And so also one thing that we have to, we probably should mention this at the top of the podcast. We're doing a live podcast in Proven Olympic, April 30th. And we really want people to come, it's at $7.30, it's $5. And we're just gonna record the podcast, but it'll be in front of people. So you'll hear laughing and stuff like that. So we're gonna try to get a special guest or at least someone else, a fourth person, maybe five people. We'll see what happens. I'm super excited about it. So if you live in Los Angeles, come on down on Monday, April 30th, and you can meet us. And you could get our autographs if you want, but I don't see us having a big line on that front. (laughing) - Maybe not with field, we'll have one, but I don't know that may. - Yeah, it's gonna be a really fun night, you guys. So come on down there, if you can. We'll probably have some little games. - Yeah. - And also we can all drink without Matt getting mad at me for being drunk on the air. - Yeah, you can see what we look like in person. And you can see the way we interact, and the way we look at each other. - Yeah, I'm gonna put on some man's fangs, and I'm there. - I'm gonna wear a MooMoo, just 'cause. (laughing) - I'm gonna wear a nice, long house-wise wig. Maybe I'll get the Farah wig-- - Oh, you said, I'm gonna wear some Shiba Shirea here. It's coming back. - It's coming back. - It's coming back, it's coming back even though it never was. But it's coming back, it's like it's never land. (laughing) Never close. - Oh, okay, everybody. - All right, this is the next time. Thanks for listening. - Thanks everyone, bye. - If you like Watch What Crap Is, you can listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery App, or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. 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