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Yeah, let's get into the bravo gospels. I like to call it "brossip." Oh, "brossip." The "brossip." Ronnie, are you down with the new word "brossip"? Oh, it kind of sounds like "brogossip." Maybe "brossip." Rob-zip. Rob-zip. Rob-zip. Because "brossip" sounds like a hit. Sounds like a baby snack. Goss-gospo, no. How about "crap-zip"? Crap-zip? Okay, moving on. Moving on. Let's start. Why don't we call this sexin? I should have gone to college. Yeah. Welcome to the podcast, Raphonetics. Okay, let's first talk about Bethany. I know not everybody is watching her show this season. My god, Bethany, oh my god. You know, she's starting to grade on a lot of people's nerves, including her husband, Jason Hoppe, so rumor this week was that their marriage is in trouble. They just hit the two-year mark. Is it gonna last? What's going on? Well, on their show, it doesn't look like it's gonna last. You don't need to read any gossip magazines if you've seen that stuff. Look, this guy already has a world record for being able to tolerate her for this long. I mean, like even her parents don't even want anything to do with her other ones dead, but to be fair. But her mom did. Her mom just sell her out to the tabloids. Wasn't that on the promos? She did. She did. But, you know... What did she sell her out about? Well, the mom is a fame horn said that she was the one who actually discovered and started the Skinny Girl brand. Oh, well, that's bullshit. Well, that's crazy. That is crazy because the mom is a drug addict, but, you know, she also did claim that, you know, Bethany is only in this for the fame and for the money and that Jason is eventually gonna get, you know, kicked to the curb. So, maybe does the mom know what she's talking about? I mean, I would sort of think maybe yes, because I mean, why else would one go on to reality show except for fame and fortune? I don't know if that's why she got involved with Jason Hoppe. Maybe that's because she has a bunch of friends who, if I remember correctly, were telling her that her eggs were going to dry out. So, she sort of felt some pressure to maybe lock that one down while she could. Well, people have babies for all sorts of reasons. I don't see fame and fortune as being a terrible one. People do it for two stamps. They do it to keep a man. But Bethany is not getting, but she's not getting a fan of fortune because of Jason. I mean, she's getting a fan of fortune because she actually has a really good brand and she's a smart woman. Well, isn't she funnier and like, don't we enjoy watching her more when she's single and dating and being silly and snarky and sarcastic? I mean, the baby and the husband are kind of dragging this down. Yeah, I mean, I don't care as much about when she's dating, but I do feel like, yeah, I don't give a shit about babies. I mean, I like Bethany. I actually like Bethany quite a bit, but she's a lot. I mean, I feel like in many ways, she's like, me, and would you want to be around me for like two years straight? No, absolutely not. Wow. I think that once she, I think it's just like on TV is like in real life. When people have babies, you don't want to hang out with them anymore unless you have a baby. I mean, what the hell's the point? Yeah, it's true because you want to go drink cocktails with a mom with a stroller and a screaming baby. No, with your girlfriends. Exactly, and Bravo is not a channel for babies. Okay, this is a channel for gay men and women who like to think they have a bunch of gay friends. Stupid, stupid babies. What does that stupid baby show that they tried that was Bethany's friend that was horrible? Oh, the baby, the baby broke her from New York. It was like, it's half of the takes over a baby. It was the one that one, she had read it, she actually fixed SNL actually did the parody of her, which was amazing. Because she has a lisp slash an accent and she was like Rosie, like Rosie Pope. Rosie Pope, yeah. Rosie Pope and she, whatever, she was ruining the broad Bravo like brand, so she had to go away. Million dollar baby broke her, something like that. Something like that. Yeah, she was awesome. Yeah, when they didn't sell babies on that show, I was done. Yeah, they should always, now I would watch a Bravo, maybe a baby makeover show, maybe that, maybe that, maybe that, maybe makeovers? Why not? I'm just, I'm just speaking a lot of how. Maybe, maybe like, you know, those options shows are really popular. Maybe they could do baby auctions. Yeah. Oh, I like that. Or real babies of the real babies of Orange County. You know, let me tell you something. If I wanted to watch babies, I'd watch Sprout, okay, which is actually a channel and I've watched it. Okay, I wanted to watch babies. I'd go on Facebook and look at all of my friends and their pictures with their effing babies. Okay, guys, I don't want to see your damn babies, all right? Exactly. That's a funny thing up here about the line at Starbucks or something. I do not care about your real life. Please, Barry. Speaking of babies, let's move on to Bravo's biggest baby and/or bitch, Teresa Judiche, star of Celebrity Apprentice, who has been in the news this week. Because she's, what, complaining about people being mean to her? Well, the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to be dedicated to everyone hating on her. Well, I think that was fantastic, but that's what I've always done. And I think to perhaps paraphrase something from Teresa, it has all the ingredients for a great season. As long as it's got plenty of coming. What's coming? Okay, Ronnie, Ronnie, let me ask you this. Last season kind of was the greatest season in Jersey history without a doubt with the amazing season opener that became a hot mess nightmare. Do you think that Jersey can live up to that and, like, continue to get the ball rolling? And can they have another awesome season or is it kind of done? Oh, no, it's not done. They're going to do more of the same because they shot this season in a row. So they didn't take a break from what I understand. They just kept shooting. So what we're seeing is just a continuation. There's been no cooling downtime. There's been nothing. In fact, the episode they were shooting a couple of weeks after the season finale was when everybody turned on Teresa. So that should happen right at the beginning of the season. So as long as you like trashy people who don't really have a command of the English language, y'all get each other and, you know, actually sign me up small. More importantly, will Kim Geebe on the series this year? No, I think Kim Gee had her swan song because I think once she left, she started up with Andy Cohen on Twitter. Once you do that, you know, you're done. So you're done. So but I think it definitely has more life in it because it's got that whole twisted family dynamic. It's wonderful. I love it. So I was going to be so good. I can't wait to see what the hell happened that made Jacqueline not go to reunion. Okay, or the reunion is if she's like, you know, I know already. Do you really not know? No, it was the fallout with Teresa, right? Well, but like what happened though? I think a fat one of their stupid fashion shows. Oh, posh fashion. My favorite. My favorite note for its fashion. Yes. And, you know, Teresa hates her sister-in-law, but she's faking making up with her and pretending like they're making this peace agreement or whatever. And she called the boss or some employee from the strip club that what's her stupid buns sister-in-law used to work out to show up. And it was like this big, you know, shocker. Melissa or or or Jack Melissa. So well, because Jackie's admitted to being a stripper. But why is Jacqueline so mad though? Why so I'm trying to get that running? And Jacqueline accused her of saying, I froze for a second? Yeah. So Jacqueline accused of what? Because Teresa set up this person coming and blowing Melissa's cover and telling everyone she's a stripper. And that was a big soccer episode. And that pissed off Jacqueline enough not to go to the reunion? Yeah, they got in some Twitter war about who's who's really afraid and who's not really afraid. When Jacqueline snaps, she sort of becomes a total mess. Whatever. I secretly love Jacqueline the most. Well, I don't know. She sounds like she disagree. She did raise that like awful daughter of hers. Actually, it's before she had a rich husband to back her. No, she is cast regressive. You know, Jacqueline is she's maybe wrote risen towards the top of the cast by default, but not because she has any brains or, you know, maturity. Well, it's like this year on Everly Hills, everyone loved Camille suddenly because she kept her mouth shut. And that's what Jackie does best is just not saying anything. But I think when they finally got in a fight, you know, she couldn't take it. It's like she finally got in some drama on that show. She couldn't deal. But let's now talk briefly before we get into Shaw's in Atlanta about the seven new shows that Bravo has green lit, which all in my opinion sound like pieces of shit. Which means that we will be watching them. Well, that's probably true. But the up fronts are happening soon. They're doing a big Bravo reunion with all these cast members. They're announcing the new shows and truth be told, I just want more of what we already have. I don't need them introducing seven new shows. Well, they got they got to find the next thing that you can't just be they can't just like sit on their laurels. The next thing is Shaw's. Do I need five more of them? No, but I mean, we need I don't think that's the next thing. I want something to replace all the freaking million dollar brokers and babies and interior design shows. I mean, those generic shows, they throw at us every single quarter. Like, I want something more exciting. So, Ronnie, tell us what some of these shows are. Okay, the first one here is 10 things that make me happy produced by authentic entertainment. That sounds like such an Andy Cohen show already. Like happy, like things. And let's do like a show like 10 of them. Mazel Mazel Mazel Mazel Mazel Mazel. Things we cannot have in this show. I charts. I don't want to see any eyeshirts. I would see double little wonky eye. This is it says whether it's a family heirloom or the perfect vintage t-shirt, we all own things that have a special place in our heart. The show gets up close and personal with three different celebrities as they share their time favorite thing. Stop right now. What this is is an advertisement for some dumb ass to show up like Denise, like do I want to watch a half hour of Denise Richards picking her, you know, 10 favorite yoga outfits. No, I don't. No, I agree. I this sounds like this sort of thing that airs on NBC on a Friday night at 8 p.m. or something where you just it's like throw away. Yeah, like this is such a tip, but my favorite things. Who the hell? Next, Ronnie, what's next? We're not finished. The first episode will feature Kathy Wakele, Teresa Judache, and Melissa Gorgas. See now, what's up to Russia? Right, now I have to watch it. And it's going to be Teresa going, my favorite cookbook is my own cook. My favorite thing, and this is my first hair band that I gave to G. Oh my god. As long as they just have this is the this is the cackering. This is the cackering that vibrates when I put it on when I put it on Joe's dick because I'm a good blower. Aren't I a good blower? I'm a good blower. I'm clutching my pearls right now. She said that by the way, I'm using her quotes because I thought we would say like, oh, should we talk about like Melania's best dance right? Melania has nothing that's the best. Okay, anything that was valuable to Melania, she's torn up already. I'm thrown into a fire. Okay, Ronnie, what is next? Clearly, that shows me horrible. Kathy Wakele will like back here. Teresa Judache will like comment, and Melissa Gorgas will like pulse. Yeah, well, I think Kathy's gonna like something really sweet, and we're gonna love Kathy for it. What is she gonna like? She's gonna love. She's gonna love some like beautiful like wicker wicker like picture frame that her daughter made when she was sick, and wrote a letter about it. Yeah, and they're like, oh, Kathy, she appreciates our family. And then like Teresa is gonna be like, and here's a spoon I found. Kathy's gonna be like, here's my favorite shot collar. I use this on the children. That's why they're the only kids who can behave on Bravo. She's like, here's my, here's my avatar costume for Halloween. Oh, I love her an avatar costume. I love that. I wonder what this, maybe this year she'll be like dressed up as like wrath of the Titans, or Hunger Games. Oh, she should be happy at the Hunger Games. That's Katniss, that'll be amazing. Okay, Ronnie, what is the next show? Come on. Okay, alumni project. This is where viewers will meet graduates of some of the best high schools in the country 15 years after the fact. Okay, we'll stop you right there because it was called High School Union on the WB Network Next. But to be fair, I watched the first season of High School Reading, and it was awesome. Oh no, totally awesome. This, no. I'll sample it, depending on how they market it and how hot the cast is. And what I was gonna say is if there's some sexy people on the cast, is that what happens if it's a gay, if it's serialized, or if it's every episode's a new cast of people? I'll tell you what you're thinking about it. I don't want to see, I can just look, again, just look at Facebook, and that's where you see all the people from high school. Ronnie, I think you want to get off Facebook, Ronnie, because it is causing you too much stress. No, I think you stay on it, stay on it, because I'm there too, and I need someone else there. But the thing is this, I would actually be into this high school reading show that they go to like some school, um, like, I don't know where, like the past handle, where it's like you see all the popular girls and how they become fat and all have mom haircuts. Oh, and they're all like, they'll be hilarious. They'll be hilarious. They'll have to be addicted to meth and crawfish. No, they don't have to be addicted to meth, they just are like all into like crafts and pinterest and, you know. Like, they were amazing back in the day, like as the cheerleader, and now they're all about scrapbooking and have to get a gospel and hairdos and pooches. Exactly. That would be kind of like that. I mean, okay, we lied. We're in. Ronnie, next show. Yeah, that sounds good now, right? Yeah, I mean, too. Okay, next is fashion stories of NYC. Okay, we follow cannot do a fashion show. They let Project Runway go. What else is going to happen now? More Isaac Mizrahi. What's what is fashion? I don't know if there's competition. Let's see. We follow four up and coming fashion design teams as they produce the defining collection of their careers all under the watchful eye of fashion icon, Andre Leon Talley, who looks like El Gibson in a Reverend Al Sharpton way. They should be as horrifying. They should just have, he should just have a show already just called, like, Moomoo Star and whoever designs the best Moomoo Bewee. We don't wear it. Ten dollars and I don't wear it. Okay. Yeah, this picture of him on this story, he's wearing a big old, a big old tent. That is just so sad because it's like he got fired from top models, so they replace him with Kelly Catrone, a former Bravo star, and now they're bringing him back to Bravo. It's like, switch a room. Bravo, we're smart that bring back Kelly Catrone. Oh, don't even get me started because it was our favorite show ever. I still miss Kill on Earth, a great deal. Kill on Earth, best show ever. Cry outside. It's fucking Fashion Week. Okay, are there any other highlights from these seven shows because this is taking way too long? Yes, they're all wonderful. How dare you? Okay, female. Okay, I'll say them and you tell me what you want to hear about. The Female Entrepreneur Project? No. Like women can run a business, huh? All we want is Susie Orman in her shoulder pads and we don't care about anybody else. If you have a show about some women watching some dishes, tell me about it. Yeah, women in the kitchen show. It's a competition show about women in business. We already have one called Bethany ever after the skinny girl empire next. And celebrity apprentice who pays attention to the men. That's all about the women. Next is called property envy, another property show. Oh my god, people really care about real estate this much. It's called HGTV. Oh, that's so it should stay on HGTV. This is Bravo. This is Bravo. Okay, give me a low budget Toronto based show starring Sandra Reno motto on HGTV. I don't need it on Bravo. Now to paraphrase the Countess Luan, this is not the Plaza Hotel, this is Bravo. Okay, amazing, amazing. Okay, next is sex and the kitchen. All right. And this is a docu series about a group of single successful and beautiful women connected to the restaurant and food industry in Los Angeles. We were hoping for naked male chefs. This is going to be one of those generic shows about some 37 something that comes and goes. Oh, but this is also Lisa's restaurant. This is Vanderpump Sir restaurant will be the backdrop for sex in the kitchens and will also provide the many single successful women on which is reality shows based. Excuse me, but that woman, the whole staff are strippers. I love the city. Yeah, then we already learned that one of them already like thanks for the husband. Yeah. Yeah, they need to call the show people who have a fuck Eddie Cibriani got stuck waiting tables. Yeah, I watch that. That title can sell the show. Yeah, you watch that, right? I should be running Bravo. Damn it, I'm wasting my life. Why does it Bravo tap back into the whole world of like fitness when they were doing work out? Why don't they get something like male personal? Let me tell you right now. How about that? Workout blowout. And I'm sorry, were those not like the two best shows ever? They were the best ever, but they were solid. I mean, they were solid and they were fun and they just need to add another show and put out on the end of it. You know, it's true. What else can we add out to besides blowout and workout? Drive out. I don't know. Drive through. Drive in. I don't know. They got a whole franchise there. Something out. Something out. Cook out. Cook out. Cook out. Why not? Yeah, why not? I think I would. I personally would like something with personal trainers of Los Angeles. I think they should have something called come out and they should. You can call in and you can paddle tail on who you think is gay but won't admit it. And then you can secretly follow them around and put cameras like in their car and their and their hats so they'll see everything they're doing. You can see them like giving secret blow jobs at car washes and stuff. Well, that's what are you a category expert? I mean, have we had an experience at the car wash? No, I've just called in the closet since I was 15. I was cruising out cruising out. Oh, I love cruising out. We need to move on. I hope that everybody is as excited or not as excited as we are about Bravo's new slight. They will be presenting these this week. Oh, there's one more. There's one more. Oh, God. Okay. Last one. And the picture on this, I'm reading this on stupidhousehouse.com. And the picture she used for this one is Dr. Paul from Beverly Hills holding Taylor's face through defense at the tea party playing with hilarious. It looks like he's like attacking her from inside the jail cell. When the wealthy elite of Orange County need medical attention, there's only one place to turn their cell phones. This version of the real life royal pains follows a group of doctors whose business caters to the rich through house calls. Oh, my God. What dummy is going to allow cameras to come into their house to show them getting like a thermometer stuck up their ass? It's called, how about once you talk to anyone who's been on the real house or the shots of sunset this week, you know, because they all don't get what you will do for famed fortune. We've seen Bethany Frankle peeing into a bucket on TV. Anything go. We saw two people getting colonics this week on to on Bravo. Oh, Lord. The the least that the tamas thing of all would be to play get a thermometer circuit. Okay, that was a perfect segue because I'm done talking about these shitty new shows. Let's get into the juicy, juiciness of shots of sunset. Okay. Let's go there first. All right. I just brought up a colonic. So why not? Why not? Let's go. Let's do colonics. Okay. My birthday is in a few weeks. Will you guys take me for a colonic? It's already been really you want one? Yeah. I'm a I've been a vegetarian for 10 years. Like I need to get that broccoli out. Yes. I'm rough age. That is turned into blockage. Yeah, seriously. Well, I that whole friendship is so bizarre. Who wants to hang out with some gay guy who never listens to you that all he does is call you fat all day. That's horrible. Um, who I want to talk to her dogs and her evil mother. I mean, mom, it's great. Look at the options. Okay. First of all, let me say this. The colonic scene had me laughing out loud. I was hilarious saying I seen it forever. Like it was absolutely hilarious. The way you described it, it's like, you know, it's like someone took the Beverly Center and put it up your ass and we got halfway. And then he turned over and then the rest of it went up there. That's a really articulate way to describe it. And he had to totally make it. Yeah. But at the same time, weren't you thinking like, Oh, the Macy's men's store is really big. That would hurt my asshole. But it's sort of strange that that's what he chose. Like, why didn't you like Empire State Building or why didn't you do like any like the Washington Monument, but then you went for the Beverly Center like people in the middle of the country probably have no idea. Like, I wasn't even visited Los Angeles. You might not know what the hell the Beverly Center is. They probably are imagining some tower of shopping that happened. Surprisingly, for those of you who don't live in LA and don't know the Beverly Center, it's not a phallus. It's more of a rectangle, square-shaped box that's huge. Yeah. And it would hurt a hell of a lot more than the Washington Monument. Yeah. It would be like putting a yoga block up your ass, basically. Wow. Wow. With two dollar parking. With two dollar parking and maybe not the highest quality lube. And many Persians walking around inside of it. See, that's why he said the Beverly Center, because the only people that shop there are the Persians. No, I shop there too, by the way. By the way, I do. You make enough money to shop there. Everything's too expensive. That's the Apple Store I go to. It's so much better. Better than the Grove. Oh, hell yeah. Grove, you have to go in the Grove is they have to go to the Grove. Okay. Beverly Center, there's a whole secret floor parking at the Beverly Center, you know. Oh, I know. You know the secret floor? Oh, I know. And on top of that, when you get on the escalator from the secret floor, it leaves you right off at the Apple Store. It's perfect. And the last time I went to the Apple Store, you know, who said he asked me? Who? A Persian celebrity. No, the lady from Lord of the Rings. Whatever her name is, she was next. Lift Tyler? No. The other lady who? The other lady from Lord of the Rings. Not Kate Blanchett, the other lady. Miranda Otto. That's her name. Okay, there. So it has, what? Miranda Otto. Miranda Otto. We endorsed the Beverly Center. Well, she working at the Apple Store because her movie career since then. She, she repaired my iPhone. And she suggested a new cover. And she was wearing chain mail. It was really very exciting. Multi-talented. Okay. What else happened with MJ this week besides her getting a colon? Her mom came to visit for her birthday. And it was actually, by the way, very enduring. I like that she had a small birthday with just her mom and Reza and mom. And lots of grilled meat. They love it. They look delicious. Oh, I wanted to have that meal. I wanted to just go run over next door and build on her door. But, um, you know, her mom, I love her mom, like, is sort of a woman that if I saw, saw her at Ralph's or Trader Joe's, like, oh, get out of the way. You would talk shit about her. Yeah. But I see her on TV. I'm like, I love her. You know, when she was, like, talking about Reza's dad, who's like the philander, she's like, "So let them flirt. Let them flirt. Let them flirt." Stop trying to keep them in a cage. Let them flirt. Our woman is fucked up. What did her ex, but, but empty made it seem like her mom cheated on her father. But then I started to think, I was either that or the father was having a fair with another man. No, I think that she said that her mom, it was rumored that her mom was cheating on her dad. Yeah. All they said, oh, she says another man was in the picture. Well, that's true. But I think she was talking about the mom because she said, you know, my mom doesn't understand the decisions that you make can affect everybody further down the road or whatever. I will say, you know, obviously, I'm almost hoeing it up. This is the first week where I actually started to, like, raise up before I thought he was, like, just sort of obnoxious. Um, he was amazing this week. I thought he was, like, really, like, I really enjoyed him. I really enjoyed, and MJ, honestly, I really love MJ. No, I look, I think the two of them, I think, are fantastic. And I do believe that it is a real friendship there. And Reza is loud and crazy and silly, but at the same time, I also feel like he's kind of the central character of this show that holds it all together. And he really, he's smart. He knows what he's talking about. He's a little ridiculous, but who isn't? Yeah, I agree. And you know, I have to say, when he was on that ridiculous date, by the way, with this, like, 20-year-old kid. Twink, twink, twink, twink. Oh, God. And I just was like, Oh, my God. Girl, twink. That girl is so stupid. And then, uh, oh, he's stupid. But, um, but then Reza, you know, he was funny. He was just sort of, you know. Well, weren't you able to make conversation? I was secretly, like, really surprised and happy that he was not into this 22-year-old twink. Yeah, I was a little afraid he'd be like, oh, he says one. He was like, yeah, but he was, like, um, I'm sorry, but are you as I go? Like, he was like, what is going on? Yeah, no, I was, I was, I was. That's the kind of gay that, that meme-alls are afraid of, like, when, when you tell your meme while you're going to begin, she starts sobbing and throwing Bibles. That's why, you know, that little gay guy. Yeah. Every comment he made was about being a ho. And loving fashion. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, um, I'm an organizer, a fashion at the fashion center for fashion. And well, how many boyfriends have you had? That's like, oh my god. Why are you bragging about all your STDs, boy? Now he looked like he was covered in them. But, and you know what, though, you probably taste people in the back room of the Beverly said, whatever. Exactly. Whatever boutique you were. Or that car, that car wash that Ronnie was doing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He probably works for a car wash that sells sunglasses. So he calls it a fashion boutique. Yeah, that was a pretty sad first date for sure. It made me feel like, you know, maybe being alone for, oh, you know, I want to say this while I'm blabbering on about nothing. MJ, one of the things she said that was so cute was how her parents relationship, you know, that's ruined relationships for her. And she's just, there's nothing wrong with being single. It's just waiting for the right guy. And I thought poor thing, like, that's cute that she's turning it around to be someone else's, you know, like, I'm doing the right thing by waiting. That's what I tell myself when I'm sitting home with the pizza. Like, I'm just waiting for the right guy. And maybe it'll be this dominoes guy who's almost. You are like, you're hitting. This is getting way too close to us. Yeah, this is getting really serious, Ronnie. Like, I'm starting, I'm starting to get like, this is getting like Bethany right now. I'm just kidding. How dare you throw me a birthday party? Oh, yeah. Could you do this to me? Okay, I'm sorry. It was kind of, I have to say with a little bullshit of Reza to tell Gigi who's doing this, like, really nice party for parents 40th birthday for Reza to say, oh, I can't make it up a blind date. That's, that's a whole bullshit. I mean, listen, Reza had the right idea by not showing up, but I would not want to spend any extra time with Gigi and her knives. Well, the crazy thing is like, I actually kind of liked Gigi's mom and dad. Oh, I love her dad. But how did they end up having such a monster? Because they spoiled that. And her sister's like super cool. I love the way her sister negotiated for that Mercedes. Okay, we're talking about this right now because it really bothers me. I'm a car fanatic. And so they showed the sticker price $55,000 for an e-class Mercedes. Okay, great. They're going to go and they're going to split it. They are leasing that car for $500 a month for three years. That is not buying a car. So they did not buy their father a car for his birthday. The sister is leasing him a car. And meanwhile, Gigi's portion of that is coming directly from her dad. So really, the dad is basically buying a car, leasing a car for half off. Yeah, she's about to get cut off too. So he better not sell the car he has now. Did anybody like see that though? Like, I'm sorry, that is a big difference. I don't know why it angers me. Well, it doesn't really bother me, to be honest. But you know, my concern was like, I bet he already has like a relatively new Mercedes and he doesn't need this car at all. That's true. And they just got into the sounds of cool. And he's paying for it too. So do you think that she's going to be able to curb her spending? Because the daddy was about to say like, I'm about to cut up your credit cards? No, because the thing is with Gigi is that she is a stark reading mad bitch. And she's going to buy shit if she wants to buy. And they're never going to be able to cut her off because if they cut her off, she's going to cut them in the throat. So do we know how old she is? Because the sister has a job that she clearly goes to five years a week. She's like 32 or 33. She's in her 30s and she does not work. Correct. Wow. Well, you guys, the dad didn't even say I'm going to cut you off. He said, we need to find you a man to take my place. What the fuck kind of parenting is that? You know, this is America. Get a job. You skank. Yeah. I agree. I mean, okay. Excuse me. Would none of you like quit your lives if a rich dude came along and was like, Hey, take these. Oh, no, I have one. I will never do it again. A two week into it. I was, I was in Abercrombie trying on plaid because he wanted me to wear plaid. I was like, this is not fun for me. And he's like, well, if I'm buying clothes, I want an input. And I thought, this is the rest of my life. Oh, hell no, you get no input. Okay. My luck. I would pay $50,000. I would buy you. I would lease you a new Mercedes. If I could see you in a plaid shirt from Abercrombie and a pair of cats, I would die. Okay, deal. The good thing is I can't afford a Mercedes, but I can afford to lease one. Well, I said, no, when I was young, in my idealistic now I'm old and better. I'll take it. Yeah, like I'll do whatever you say. Okay, let's move on. Let's talk about your, what? I was going to say the buffet spread at that party, the anniversary party looked delicious. Are you like ravenous right now? I mean, I've not had dinner. Okay. So, but that, when they were digging into like, look at a giant, like, like three gallons of pickled vegetables, I was like, I was ready to just run into that party and just to fill up for myself. I only want three gallons of diamond water. Oh, now let's talk about Asa. Was that what you were going to transition to? Well, no, but let's go there. So the thing with Asa this week, you know, obviously she is the author behind, you know, the epic Persian summer jam known as Torangelis. Torangelis, you know, walking down the street. So I didn't, you know, she's obviously a genius. And she brought her, you know, she brought her track to a producer, friend of hers, who listened to it and pretty much let her down about as politely as anyone could, you know, he said, if you want, only persons are going to buy this shit. He said this would, I could see how persons would love this. If you want to maybe get on the radio, we should maybe go for a bigger sound. I'm doing air quotes because bigger sound is such a big thing of being saying what a nice man. That's a way of saying a good sound, a bigger sound, a very, very different sound. And he says, if you, if you want to keep it as it is, I may just have to be a fan from the sidelines. This is shit. This is shit. It broke her Persian priestess spirit. Well, I mean, like the diamonds in her side of her just turned right back to coal. I mean, she was, she was devastated. She actually said it was hurtful. I don't know why she'd be surprised about this. I mean, she starts saying that she's an artist. I love saying people fail when they sit there and pitch their thing while you're listening to it. Like she starts playing it for him. And then the whole time she's like, isn't this great? This is so sweet. This is the sweet. It's like shut up. The response sucks. And the best part is that she actually thought it was going to be a crossover hit. Like she actually said that two weeks ago. She's like, this is my, this is gonna be my crossover. Like, you know, matter of fact, like, you know, she, she orchestrated. It's the crossover. This is it. Yeah, I can really see like Kyle Richards bumping it while driving her escalator. Well, I actually could see that. And she'd be like, yeah, let's talk this. That's true. Why? Why Rima Rocco? What's a tran? Where's, where the side of the scene? I don't know if sang sounds. Hey, I want to take her right on the tran. Why is the fan jealous? Why is that good? Hey, that song is really good. Maybe you can come over to lay out some play at some time. I'm gonna have a big party at Kyle's. I'm staying on the couch over there. You should come over. What big would you call me? I'm pregnant with your song. Hey, I got pregnant with your ship. I was just trying. This is so good. I, I just got pregnant. But I started listening to it. Oh my god, help me out. Go to war with translists. It's terrible. We live so close to there. That, that weapons of mass instructions. Oh, Kim, please come back to me. Maybe she never leaves and never becomes cast out on the floor. Matt is like, he has a look at his face like, I have lost control of this podcast. I don't claim to be in control. You must feel a little control. Just because I'm an only child and have issues. I have a lot of control. Okay, well then let's move on to, you kept telling me last night that you want to talk about Jodi Foster hair. And I didn't really understand. Uh, what I was, what I was trying to talk about was the fact that Mohammed from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was back on the show on this show, Shahza Sansa. And because Sammy was, you know, was doing renovations with him, etc. And I was going to talk about, I was going to marvel over how Mohammed has beautiful Jodi Foster hair. It could also be Gloria Alred here, whatever it is, just sort of feathered and like, I actually do think it is very cleverly startling, but with a great tint. Yeah, it's like a gray, cleary, starling, sort of like a middle-aged lesbian look, you know. Like a long bob. Very sexy on him, but he does that whole bro thing when he greets you. Works well for Mohammed. It does work well for him. Do you know what I have a problem with though? What the fuck does Sammy do? Does he just walk around and touch surfaces and go, oh, there don't have any scratches. What, what, is that what being a building contractor in Beverly Hillsville about? He's got to go hevunbazie on that building. Pishi, Pishi, man. Pishi, Pishi. Ronnie knows what we're saying, right? Because he's biddly stern. We're speaking your language, Ronnie. You're like, Ronnie, you're not completely white. What do you think about Trayvon? We're not all the same, all right? Oh my goodness. Sammy does nothing. Okay, we need to move on to Atlanta, but any last discussion points for Shaw's, like, MJ showed up late. Was it really disrespectful? Oh, let's talk about Gigi. Yeah. What the hell kind of woman is Gigi? She brags about, she makes this whole storyline about how she's so angry she wants to beat people. And then she talks about knives. What is wrong with that girl? Oh, oh, I forgot. We have to talk about so bad. Let's talk about Gigi's collection of books. Did you guys not see when they pick her up? It's like when you're addicted to feelings, alcohol, cannabis. I mean, I took a photo of it because it was so crazy. Here's the thing with Gigi. She's terrible. I think that's the thing with her. Is that it? And she also speaks that she's got a bubble in her throat all the time. Is it a horrible? She has Iranian magic face. That's all I have to say. I guess I don't have to talk about it forever. I do like the way her dad, her dad, he speaks, well, he speaks like this or whatever. My impression is very rough, but he has a very high pitch and soft voice. I find that amusing. I do like him and I like his man pony, but okay, I took a picture. I'm like pulling it up right now. She had a book about bipolar disorder. She had the idiot's guide to intimacy. She bought that when she was feeling manic. She had alcoholics anonymous fourth edition. I mean, it was out of control. I mean, she has every book because she has every problem, right? Yeah, but you know what though? She doesn't know how to read. So it's really difficult. Oh, yeah. Yeah, buying as I've learned many a time buying the book. She's like, yeah, I just bought banger games. No, that's alcoholics anonymous. No, I'm sure she can read just very slowly. I candle is all self help every night before I go to bed. I just switch back and forth to self help. He's like, he's down to you. Ron is reading how to win back your sugar daddy that you told off 10 years ago. You're so snuggling up to that like checkered shirt from Abercrombie right now. I know your smell like like broke back mountain. Yes, well, it's hanger the ghost of the other sugar daddy. Oh, that movie grossed me out broke back mountain because, you know, like whenever they saw old movies, all I can think of is they did not landscape. Like, that's all I can think about. That's all I can think about during the all of broke back. 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And when they were like, okay, we're gonna have 16 episodes. Wait, we have to cancel Love Broker because it's a piece of shit. Let's make 18. Yeah. So yeah, it was a pretty dull episode. Although I thought it was hilarious when Faedra dragged them all to this wretched event that seems like it was held in a lobby of some mall, although it's probably a government building. Atlanta, it's a government building. And there were 18 speakers for this funeral director who comes in like, this man never saw something he couldn't put a top hat on. You know, like Portlandia put a burden on it. This guy has put a top hat on it. He just top hats everywhere. He probably sleeps in a giant top hat, you know, you know, like, remember a Mount Airy Lodge, like, or Mount Air? Yes. You know, they showed the people in the, was it the champagne glass bathtub? His is a giant top hat. His honeymoon was in his honeymoon bubble bath was in a giant top hat. I guarantee you. Well, you know, I think there were jobs too. I was like a magician, actually. He is. He's just a magician. Yeah. I was expecting some of, you know, Hotlana's elite to be there, like Lil Wayne and such. But nobody there was famous. They were all just old people like, you buried my dad. It's just one of those awful civic events that some just happen. And, you know, if I was losing a lens, I'd be furious that there's any money put into this. Well, and you know, I hate Cynthia and I never agree with her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to put on a fresh wig and a nice dress over this piece of shit. I agree. Kim, if I were Kim, you know, I would have walked out too. Yeah. I mean, I hate when I put on my wig. And then I find out that all I'm doing is sitting, listening to people, Yula Jai, as a funeral director, get it, get it. Got it. Wanted to get some word play. That's a little bonus for the people who are still listening, some fresh word play. I'm sure that we're still smart. Yes. For those of you that are still with us. Thank you very much. So, Phaedra is ridiculous and is she. But I still love her though, by the way. And again, would you let her bury you? No, because I get creeped out by her overlays and pathetic tones when greeting a morning family. She's like, yes. And I'm so sorry for your loss. And, you know, let me express once again. She is a selfish girl. It's like, it's too much. She doesn't. She's. That selling was wonderful. That was my favorite part of the scene. And I love how she tough sells it. She's like, oh, you love him, didn't you? Then you must spend money on him. Because that is how you show him that you love him. And that's the last thing you've given you for him. And then she was also, and will that be with cash? Oh, credit. I'm like, I don't. She was ready to snatch that wallet. Do people often just pay for a $14,000 funerals with a credit card right then and there? I mean, it felt like they were at like the supermarket, like checkout right there. I don't know. I don't know. It would have been actually really funny. You know how like anytime to make expensive purchases on this show on any of the real housewives, Bravo always puts up a price tag in the bottom, like $6,000. Funeral $14,000. And by the way, she said something. She said that about pine boxes in the Jewish religion. I think it's customary to bury people in pine boxes because it's modest, modesty. What a strange idea. Although I have to get-- Are you suggesting that your culture is elite and better than everybody else? And whoever's phone is blinging needs to turn it off. That was my phone. And what I'm suggesting is that the point is that there is a place for the pine box, but I will say I also have another update, another Jewish update. I think a week ago-- Passover, is that coming up soon? Yeah, on Friday actually. Oh, see, I'm a good fake Jew. No, but I'm a bad real Jew because I said, by the way, two weeks ago that the Persian Jews were Ashkenazi and the European Jews were Sephardic. It's the other way around people. Did you get hate now? No, just someone did politely tell me and you know, I just want to set the record straight because I know I know I educate a lot of people. You do. I know people tune in for the education. They should be, you know, airing this in high school classrooms. It's our cultural institution already. It is. I mean, if we can have jobs talking about this shit, then, you know, young kids should aspire to be us. Yeah, although you should probably stop saying shit. Oh, well, no, it's on the TV. It's a new slang. Have you not seen bully? They say the F word. That's true. Anywho, that's bully. If you would not have Phaedra bury you, would you have candy stick one of her sexual products in you? Well, it's got to feel better than the Beverly Center going up your ass. That's for sure. That is true. Well, I love that they showed that because it goes to show you how every Housewives product is made. Basically, these bitches sit down with somebody who has a catalog of stuff to sell and then they put their name on it. Yeah, they just put a different wrapper on it. They make it, you know, a nice fancy wrapper with a nice big gold K on it. And they call it candy's line, even though she did nothing. Well, you know, like a stick vibrator. We just saw that on Beverly Hills and it was put in a wrap forever. So whatever, get the terminology correct. Clipstick. But, you know, the thing is this, I would actually I don't I don't have sex toys. I don't buy sex toys. That's why you're single. That's that's probably why. That's probably why I just, you know, I can find the love of my life by going to the pleasure show. It's true. I will buy you a Passover treat if you get take me for a colonic. Why is that out for not appetizing? But the but the point was this I was like, Oh, I trust Candy would actually put her put her name on a good sex toy. I feel like she actually knows what she's talking about. I mean, it's completely ridiculous because she didn't do anything except slap her. You're always full of candy. Hey, you know, I was about to say I was about to say this. Let me get this out and then you can talk all the shit you want. Yeah. I actually thought that the product line looked really great. And if I were a lady more of a lady than I am, I would have every damn one of them in my nightstand. Well, that now I know what Secret Santa is going to get you this year. I would not be shopping at tags, but I would be buying all of those products. Well, that's where you're going to that's the only place you're going to be able to find them. That's right. So not to be on Amazon? In the bargain bin. You know, I just can't imagine a sex toy I would actually need. I mean, do they make fake hands? You just have something there. They do. I believe that Phaedra actually operated on one of them to embalment. That could be a great partnership. Yeah, they get a bomb by Phaedra then send off to horny guys. We aren't learning so much about Ronnie tonight. We're learning a lot about a lot of different things. That is true. You're the one who said you wanted all the sex toys in your drawer. If you were a lady, we'll pretend. I don't like the idea of cleaning something after playing with this. You know? Are you that lazy? Are you that lazy? Yes, of course. Yes. Yes, I am. I'm a proud lady man. Okay. And you can just draw on two in the trash. Disposable candy coated toy. You can put half of that stuff in the dishwasher with your dishes. It's the acumen of, you know, of, it's true. That's actually just bad. Whatever they're called. That's the best idea, you guys. We should start our own product line with watch it crappins and have disposable sex toys. Nobody's done that yet. Because it'll be like the flip cup, the red cup. It'll be ubiquitous. It'll be everywhere. But wait, can only rich people buy it because they can afford to throw away their sex toy and then just buy a fresh one? Oh, no, it'll be cheap just like this podcast. Don't you worry? It'll just be some little plastic thing with the dollar store battery in it. And I can't say how many people tell me that when they listen to this podcast, they get nothing but aroused. Nothing but aroused. Are you suggesting that a lot of people are at home listening to this and rubbing their crotches? Yes. Are driving to work listening to this? People are driving off the road. They are so aroused by the discussion right now. Are they twisting their nipples as they listen to us? It's out of control what's going on. Andy, you don't even want to know what Andy Cohen's doing right now. Wow, he's probably sitting in a bowl of pudding. He's probably like, check my Twitter and check my porn. You know, he's a closet freak. Yo, yes. So, but we're talking, can we talk about Nini also, by the way? We have to talk about Nini. Because Nini is a freak and she is thinking now that she and Greg are kind of, you know, not together, she's going to pack up her shit and move to Hollywood and become a famous actress. I kind of think that's a good idea, to be honest. Get out of ATL. She got, she was well received on Glee. She's got nothing going on in ATL. And quite frankly, she walked into crustacean and she held shops. She was like the queen of whatever. I don't know what, what country it was, but people, she's like receiving, receiving loyalty. What, what country? Crustacean is really, if we're going to call it a country, it's, it's fancy red lobster country. Yeah, well, it tastes better than that. Although I love red lobster, I've been to crud, I've been to crustacean twice and it's very tasty, but I, you know, okay, crustacean was hot like three years ago. The only, 10 years ago. Okay, 10 years ago. The only people that go there now are Nini and Keisha, Nightpoleum, which by the way is not, that's something that would drive me away. But Steve Harvey, that was something right. Okay, excuse me. Ronnie, did you not think that Rudy was unrecognizable? That was Rudy Huxable. That was Rudy Huxable. Girlfriend has new mouth, new teeth, new nose, new hair. Yeah. Well, poor thing. She was growing hair all over her face. Yeah. You can't really play her. You have a problem with hair. He's like, oh, I thought I was like, oh, no, no, no, that was Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey, by the way, was noticeably muted for a big comedian. He was very quiet and bitter. He's, well, there's a lot of allegations against him from his ex, right? Well, yeah, and then the new wife with her 25 carat ring. Oh, I bet. I kind of like the wife, his wife. Well, she hasn't bought the balls. It's fantastic. Yeah, she seems actually like she was a little sophisticated, you know? Okay, by the way, Nini's assistant. We've seen my thing once or twice before. He makes me ill. He does, but I love the way, I love the way she describes, because he is very gay. Yeah, can you stop being gay? He can't stop being gay for five seconds. Nothing he does is not gay. But why does he have those crazy tattoos on a scalp? That's what he's going to get at. So if Nini is trying, if Nini is trying to class up the joint and make a move to Los Angeles, and she's going to meet with like all these executives at the studios, let me bring in a flaming homosexual with star tattoos on his bald ass head with a man scarf. Like, not a smart move. Yeah, I have to say, I feel bad for the normal gaze of Atlanta, because this show, man, that makes the gay population look bad. Okay, what reality TV star that is gay ever gave the gays a good name besides Pedro, Real World San Francisco? But what about Jeff Lewis? Oh, because he is a model citizen. No, but he's, but you know, he, I would say that he he treats his slave later, you know, he's, but you know, though, he's got a dry sense of humor, he's talented, he's, he's accomplished. There are some good guys, you know, even, I mean, honestly, we joke by Andy Cohen, but you know, he, well, it was, you know, he's not a reality star. There's a good one. It's a good one. I don't remember him. I guess maybe you're passing the line out. The gays, the gays on the Real Housewives of DC were, were like normal, normal gays and, um, and they got canceled. Yes, this is true. We're only gays in Miami, no. I don't know. Okay, we have to talk. They're good gays out there. Let's talk, um, kroy and Kim, you know, uh, you're a hater. No, I just, I like, I like kroy. They bore you. They bore you. They're like, okay. They're okay. Okay. Well, I love that conversation where he's asking the dad for Kim and the dad's like, I just got a couple questions for you. I love them and I love the cell phone belt clip and his gene shorts. The dad was so excited that the fact that he, he went through this, like, this bullshit of having to ask questions, you know, the dad, the dad was like, thank you. He, you know, he wanted to be just like, get down on his knees and be like, just never leave her. Please never. I know. Right. But okay. I know my heart is made of stone, but isn't it nice that kroy actually does accept Brielle and Ariana's his own? No, I think it's actually great. I thought it was actually very touching last week when Ariana was crying on upon his return. That's like a big deal for someone to come in. It's a big deal. I mean, and she normally only cries for cupcakes. Oh, you know, it's like you live this hard life where you're growing up and your mom's like being a whore, like literally a whore and embarrassing your ass all over the place and everyone at school is making fun of you and calling your mom a whore. And then she actually finds a nice guy. Do you guys think Kim is less of a whore this season? I think she's actually totally mellowed out and I do. She has no way. If she was with a gas station attendant, maybe, but she's with somebody because she knows she's got money. So she's a whore. Well, no, no. Well, she is a whore, you know, textbook wise, but if she was of her more obnoxious personality quirks, they've sort of been like muted. It's like he's sort of like the medicine. But is she doing that because she doesn't want to lose kroy on his dollar bills? No, I think I don't think that's calculated. I think that she actually is genuinely happy. And I think that it has mellowed her out. I think she would. I think the big daddy situation, big papa, that probably did actually have a big psychological toll on her. I think she actually generally seems happy. Okay, the only thing that bothers me is that for the smallest task, she needs to get three people to help her. I mean, it's just ridiculous. Yeah, she always talks about this work that she has. She has no, she has no work except microwaving her fucking way. She doesn't even, she doesn't even, she doesn't even try to maintain the charade, the charade of having a seeing career anymore, or even having a wig line. All she wanted to be was a one hit wonder. And now she's good. Yeah, she's a one hit one wig wonder. Okay, Ronnie, are you gonna watch kroy and Kim's wedding debacle also known as Don't Be Tardy for the wedding? Oh, I will do it for this show. But I'll be honest with you, I'm gonna be playing some kind of Tetris or something during that. I mean, like, Steve Harvey was Steve Harvey was on the show. I think I was playing Tetris. I just had it on because I had to watch it for this. Well, I like that charade is gonna be a bridesmaid. I hope that she's the maid of honor and then she can, like, scream at people. Do you think Kim, whatever, put her bridesmaids in hideous dresses to make her look even better on her wedding day? Yes, yes. They'll all be wearing, like, stupid, like, pink star, I don't think that looks like stars. I don't know, that's just my vision, that I have. Like Maggie Simpson and her, like, no, whatever, don't listen to me. Perhaps they will also, you know, well, we have to talk about Cynthia for a second because she makes me angriest. Okay. Let's talk about the modeling school. They're about to have an event. They're so busy at school. I don't know how she does it. There's gonna be 400 people lined up around the block. They're gonna have, like, an event and, like, how are they gonna set up an event when there's, like, already, like, 20 or 30 people always in that lobby? Always. It's bustling. So how are they gonna do that? How is Peter gonna manage such a big event because he has such good management skills. He's such good management skills and he's so well-known for lining up vendors and getting reliable people, paying for him. You know, delivering checks that don't bounce. Like, ahead of time, this is, you know, it should be easy for him. You may be getting a little stressed out, though, with the crowds. He might. He might. You know, but luckily, he's always really good about making sure there's plenty of air conditioning. Well, he's a good businessman. Great businessman. Great. The best. The best. The best of Atlanta. Like, they will be honoring him next year with hot masks. Instead of Willie Watkins. Yeah. Yeah, no. I agree. Yeah, that's great. If you're about to go into business with someone who doesn't have anger management issues and isn't, like, completely bloodshot all the time, then you've got a problem. Yes. He knows the way of anger management issues. We only have a few minutes left, so why don't we get to, um, Jeff Lewis and interior therapy? How big of a pussy was the dude on this week's episode? Big pussy. Gaping. PCP. He's a big old PCP. He looks like he just had the Beverly Center shoved right up his hole because he's a big old pussy. So, for those of you who didn't watch, this week was a wisp of a man who was living in his aunt. What was her name? Gilda or Gita? Gita. Gita. Gita. He's living in his aunt Gita's house and won't change it at all because he loves his aunt so much. Like, I mean, we could go by an egg him tonight. I mean, he's only a few blocks from here. Yeah. Where was it? Mid Wilshire. I think he's, like, off-cursing or one of those streets. Like, he's very close. Well, you know, the thing is this. I don't mean to devalue any family, things, whatever. You know, I know people who are very close to their grandmothers, their grandfathers, mother's fathers. I've never really seen someone so attached their aunt. Okay. Excuse me. Do you, am I the only one that, like, um, cherishes my deceased family members' bedpans? I mean, disgusting. I actually use my, my grandma, my like grandmother's a bedpan as a, my cake dome over there. Well, I am going to have a piece of that cake. So, that will not deter me. Ronnie, do you still have any of your grandparents' panties? Um, I do not have any poopy panties of my grandma's. No, I do have a little diamond ring. When my grandma died, all the ants, my great ass went crazy and, like, started hoarding all her stuff. But I got this little diamond ring thing and, um, it says Beverly Hills on the box. So, I'm sure, for billions of dollars. I'm just, you know, we're both desperate. And, you know, we're as bots, right? At Sammy's friend's jewelry store. In the Beverly Center. In the Beverly Center. This is where the jewelry store probably is. Probably. Naturally. You're that, or West with Boulevard. And they'll say it's Beverly Hills, but it will really be Beverly adjacent. We know. This guy was such a, this guy was such a tool. I mean, he, like, not only did he refuse to, like, touch anything of his ants, but then, like, any input that his girlfriend had, I mean. And the, the girlfriend, Tiffany, she was cute. She's very cute. Guess what? Yeah, but if he, like, screws this up with her, he's not getting anybody better. Yeah, I don't. Well, that goes to show you about the shortage of men in this town. Men are such pussies in this town. Didn't you think? It's like the Wi-Fi man in here. He must be the laughing stock of the Armenian community. Well, that's, that's the thing. It's like a mommy issue, right? Or, but I feel like they're very, well, well, the question is, it's like, it's like Mike on Shahza sunset. Like a real, that's crazy. I don't know. It makes no sense to me. And they did a nice job at the house, but I think that that relationship is doomed. And I think any girl that goes in that guy's life is going to be going up against Gita at all times. Did anybody notice that Jeff and Jenny refused to touch the kitchen in the bathroom, which are the most expensive rooms in a house to redo? Because Bravo has a budget, you know? I was thinking about that because the first episode, they did so much remodeling. And then, I didn't see the second one. And this one, I was like, oh, they're just doing a living room and a bedroom. It's like just a little paint. I was like, gosh, there were some light fixtures and some paint. Yeah, I guess they really blew their their designing wand on the first episode. Well, some of these shows actually, the network doesn't pay the actual customer's pay. Really? Like, yeah, Candice Olson, divine divine design, my favorite show on ACTV. How dare you, sir? Anyway, so I know that the customers pay, and they they agree to have it filmed. Yeah, I agree to have it filmed because you're getting Jeff Lewis, and that would normally cost you 50 grand kind of thing. So I guess you kind of have to do what's in your budget. I don't think that Bravo is, you know, doling out wads of cash. Yeah. Well, I mean, they went to, they went to H.E. Buttercup. So, you know, we know it wasn't the highest and quality stuff. That's a little Los Angeles reference. That's like the Beverly Center, except it's for furniture. It's on Venice. And it's not the best. I think it's kind of glam. No, it's cool. It's, but it's not glam-like from the other places that he goes to. No, it's out of my price range. Let me put it that way. It's definitely out of my person to get nice pieces. But the Buttercup place is still not nearly as swanky as many of the other- That is true. That is true. The first place is that he normally goes to. I was a little shocked actually when he went there. Okay, we're getting close to wrapping up here. OC was not new this past week, so we can't talk about that. But we can talk about the upcoming episode, where it looks like the girls are doing a mud run, and that gives Gretchen an excuse to put on a stripper outfit and shaker titties and some brown liquids. Yeah. Can you just please, real housewives of Orange County, not have every scene take place at a fucking doctor's office this week. Last week, it was like calling. It was like talking to an old lady on the phone. It's like, how are you? Well, I had to go to the doctor. Everyone was at the doctor. Get out of the doctor. How do you think they're going to start that OC medical spinoff? They need to put all these doctors on OC. Yeah, exactly. Oh my god. It's like, one's got cancer, one's got it. And who wants to get their boobs removed? Give me a break, woman. And what was the other doctor's seat? Oh, Alexis. Mother knows her nose had to be surgically removed. She turned into Voldemort. Oh my god. Alexis. Are we going to cry? I'm speaking of- I can't tell you yes, because I am going to cry at everything. Okay. Whatever it is, I will cry. I hate Tamara with all of my being. And her like, fake sobbing into her hand when she's like about to sign the divorce paper. I find it so artificial. Yeah, it's probably for the cameras to be shown to the judge when she wants custody. I'm just going to assume. Look at me being all cynical, realistic. Wow, I like that. Normally you're two team Tamara. A little- well, I just- I'm team good entertainment. Okay. I'm also team candy too, but we won't get into that. No, we won't. We did that last week. Yeah. I think we are reaching the one hour mark. Okay. Well, the clock is ticking down. The clock is ticking down. Tapitha ends this week. Season finale. Ratings have been flat, if not down. I don't think anybody cares that much. I still watch her. Yeah, that's fine. I started watching the season for the first time. So, hey, I think love broker Ronnie. Is that officially canceled? No, they moved. They moved it to summer. That means it's going to be canceled. Yeah. They're going to put it in like when they had like Chef Academy, they put it on like 11.30 at night. Yeah, exactly. Although I did love Chef Academy. Who didn't? Well, apparently Andy Cohen. And watch what happens this week has actually had some good guests, Phaedra and Gigi were last night. We have, I believe, Shen and Doherty tonight or a spelling later this week. What? Yeah, there's some good guests. I'm Kathy Griffin later this week and we must also get excited for Kathy's new talk show. I'm very excited about that. Very, very. I mean, she is the only one who tells it like it is. Yeah. She tells it more like it is than we tell it like it is. But will anybody even get to talk on that show? I don't think I've ever seen her share the format of somebody who got to talk. Do we know what the format is going to be on that show? I think it's a talk show, pop culture, who the hell knows? Wine. Maggie with wine. Show. Show up, people talk. She was very good interviewing celebrities on her reality show when she was doing that. Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ronnie, do you have anything else? Oh, I love me some Kathy Griffin. Everyone does. Who doesn't? She's the only ginger ninja that I can handle. Yeah. Yeah. Good for her. Good for her for resurrecting her career in such a big way. So true. Okay. Well, we need to wrap this up, you guys. Thank you again for all of our listeners for joining us. Thank you to the side show network for helping us produce this. And we will definitely be back next week to talk more shaws. Follow us on what on what Crap-ins on Twitter? What Crap-ins? And don't forget to follow us as individuals. Matt Whitfield is @LifeOnTheMlist. Everybody else say yours? Ben Mandelter is beside blog. And I'm Flippet and you can find me @TVgasm or @Flippet. 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