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That's Audible.com/crapins or text Crapins to 500-500. - This episode of Watch Where Crapins is brought to you by GameFly. Go to gamefly.com/forward-haha for your free 15-day trial. (upbeat music) - Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it. (upbeat music) - Watch it, day. - Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crapins, a weekly podcast about all the crap that we love on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from VisaBlob.com. And with me this week, as always, it's Matt Whitfield from Yahoo, hi Matt. - Hey Ben, thanks for having me. - No problem, you don't have to thank me, you're a co-host. - Oh, well then, I'm taking it back. - Yeah, take it back. - Take it the night. - But you know who should thank us is Lisa Timmons, who is here as our special guest tonight. Hi Lisa. - Hi Ben and Matt, yes, I have no right to be here, so I'm very appreciative. Thanks guys. - You have every right to be here because you watch the same wonderful Bravo shows that we do, and Lisa and I do another podcast called Bantar with Ben and Lisa, and so that's where Lisa's from. - Yeah, that's where I was born. - Yeah, she's born with a podcast. Our audio is a little weird today, so apologies in advance, but as long as you can hear our words, then that's all that matters. - Apologies in advance for all of you tuning in for this technical excellence. (laughing) - We had so much to discuss today, we actually have huge amounts. - Don't run down to it. - We're just gonna run down this real quickly, we got some gossip up at the top of the show here. Then we're gonna go into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County, Shah's of Sunset, and then Jeff Lewis's interior therapy. So, all right, let's jump right into the, the first, the big news. Matt, why don't you tell us about the big news coming from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? - I am actually a little choked up. Right now, and I'm wearing a veil, are you guys a little black? - Yes. - Yes, I'm actually sitting shiver. (laughing) - Thank God for that. (laughing) Breaking news, which was actually breaking news yesterday, but it's still, you know, heavy on my heart. Camille Grammer is officially leaving the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Bravo is confirming it, she's confirming it. We believe that they were not able to come to an amicable agreement on the dollar bills, and Camille is gone. I'm devastated 'cause I love her in season two. - She talked about the biggest turnaround of all time in the housewives, Camille Grammer. I mean, come on now. - I really liked her. I was like, you know, I can't remember if it was on this podcast or somewhere else where maybe it was Ronnie, actually, who was talking about how she was being more pandering the second season. You know what? I like being pandered, too. (laughing) - There was no doubt that she had like a massive PR stunt with season two, because season one, she was the villain of all villains. So I don't know what. She actually really does seem like a nice lady. She really does seem like a good mother, a good friend. And it's going to be a really bizarre show without her, because, you know-- - Well, I don't know if they lose half the number, it's a big deal. - It is, but I don't think it'll be bizarre, because the truth is she didn't have a huge role this season. She, you know, she had a few scouples, she had a few interactions with Taylor, but it wasn't like the way she was season one. And there's a part of me that wonders if it's sort of like that Seinfeld episode where George Costanza makes the whole conference room laugh, and then he just leads. So sort of like Camille's like, you know what? - She's leaving her eye out. - Everyone knows me right now. I'm just gonna get out of here, you know, while everyone likes me. - She is leaving her eye out, but then what I was getting at is that she was an ally for Lisa. And right now, Lisa is up against Adrian, she's up against Kyle, kind of, and she's up against Taylor, kind of, so for her to lose her biggest ally is not good. - Here's the thing, though. I think Taylor, first of all, Taylor is always about a breath away from just being 100% of Lisa's ass. Taylor and Kyle are so wishy-washy that really, all it takes is one afternoon tea at Lisa's, and they'll be all back up our bed. - And also, let's not forget that Lisa has the power of about six housewives in her. She may be one, but she's like the Voltron of housewives. She's made of many other housewives put together. You can never underestimate Lisa, one Lisa versus the four of them, not a problem. - Okay, well, let's talk about, you know, moving on from that, but what is gonna happen with the cast now? There's not necessarily a vacancy. We have other shows like Jersey and Josie that survived with just five women, but does this now pave the way for Brandy Glenn to become a full-timer? Or what about Dana Wilkie, dare I say? - I don't think Brandy's gonna be ever be a full-time housewife. I think she will be the Heather Locklear guest star, perennial guest star, but she's, you know, Bravo has a history of, if you are a friend of the housewives, you never get up to real housewives. - Yeah, just like a Kim G. - Yeah, Kim G. - But I think they could break them all, but this one, I mean, fans loved Brandy. - I like Brandy. - Everyone loved us a friend of a housewife, Oliver. - She would definitely spice it up. I think that's the thing with Kim G. You know what? Brandy does not come off as wanting it so bad that she seems desperate to break in. - Yeah, of course, compared to Kim G, no one looks like they're wanting to get that passed. - Except Dana. - Okay, but Dana is sort of like-- - Dana's a Kim G of the group. - She's just, but Dana's special. I've grown to love my Dana. - Oh yeah, it wasn't a dream reunion where you really got to like her. - She was amazing during the reunion. - Oh yeah, that's why you pointed that out. - She struck the most, she struck Lisa up by saying, I'm sorry, but you're not, we're just $25,000 off this show. - She also said in the reunion, I'm the kind of guy that goes out and likes to drink, but I'm the kind of guy I like to hang out with girls, like you're not a guy. - Well, if that's why her husband just brought up fiancee, just recently left her room or has it. - Oh, or maybe it's also because of her crazy personality. (laughing) - Well maybe it's 'cause that guy never really existed. Do we ever have a confirmation about that? - I was just gonna ask, did they ever show him on the show? - Maybe he's kind of like that girlfriend that I had in Canada before I came out. - Oh my God, that's so cute, a girlfriend in Canada. In Georgia, the euphemism we used was a girlfriend in Atlanta. (laughing) - Sorry, I could tell me that and you a girl was not real. (laughing) - But he said she wanted in urban territories. - I had grown so fond of Nanook. (laughing) - Wait, so you and Celine, that wasn't real? (laughing) - It was all a sharab. (laughing) - And you know, we could easily talk about real houses. - Yeah, we've got an awesome number of sets of those ladies. But we need to keep moving on, so we also did see a preview for the real housewives of New Jersey, which is coming back very soon. - Yeah, that was, when I saw that, like I had no idea that this preview was about to come into my life and I was so excited. I was beyond excited. I would have flipped three tables over to recess style. - They make it look like someone's getting murdered. - They do that every season though, if you dare. - That's true, that's true. - Did you hear rumors about something about like Danielle's dog rejoining the cast or something like that, or coming back to wreak havoc? - No, but you just made my horrible day so much better. - Oh, I would love that. - That would be great. But you know, this season is gonna be phenomenal. Last season was so epic in its scope. I know it's hard to say that about a real housewives show, but it was epic in its family drama. I can't even imagine now that Caroline has switched from the dark side, she's come to the light. I can't wait. Caroline and Kathy allied together. I mean, it's just unstoppable. - Tom, it's the ice blue eyes alliance. (laughing) - Is it really gonna be everybody against Teresa the entire season? - That's what it looks like. - Yeah, I think so. - I think that she's gonna get beat down on a weekly basis. And frankly, I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah, I've been waiting three years for this, four years for Teresa for people to realize that she is a heinous awful wreck. - Yes. - Go ahead. - No, go ahead, go ahead. - I was gonna say, or you have any, either of you haven't watched a celebrity princess, have you been? - I have, I haven't seen this week yet, though, but she's been kind of like-- - She's been really like very low key. - I think she's-- - Well, she's playing it smart. I mean, she's playing low key, 'cause I think that she's actually gonna go to the end with like clay and her hand in it. - Oh my god, now Teresa going to the end with, no, no, no, she'll, she'll have her moment and she will fail miserably when that moment comes. - Has she been a project leader yet? - I don't believe so, because I don't think that that would go well. - Yeah, I can't imagine. - Yeah, that's what I'm waiting for. That's, that's, that's, that's where the money is gonna be. - Totally. - No, she won't be earning money, but the money for us. - Yes. - The metaphorical money. - Oh my god, but here we are going off on a print, celebrity apprentice. - I'm just excited for New Jersey. I'm really, I think this franchise is in such a good place right now. I mean, Bravo in general is doing nicely. Now, Matt, you were telling us something about the Bravo up fronts that are happening soon? - Yes, it was just announced today that more than 35 Bravo celebrities are gonna be uniting on stage for an official watch what happens live all-star party. And that's an hair on Wednesday, April 4th. And it's all part of NBC's up front events. And it's gonna be out of control. We're gonna have Kathy Griffin, Padma, Tom, Jeff Lewis, Bethany Frankel, and then I'm also gonna do a lot of weird things during this episode where they're gonna have like cook-offs. And they might even have like multiple singers. And I use singers very loosely when I say that from the different housewives franchises, maybe doing like a, we are world. - Oh my god, I love it. - You know, it's a special song. - If you go onto YouTube, you can find a video presentation from like a 1986, it wasn't the up front, but it was an NBC sort of like anniversary special. And they had like, now Carter and B. Arthur and some of the other sitcom stars all singing "We Are A Family" from Dream Girls. - That is awesome. - It is amazing. And it's really cheap, 80s set. And I'm like, that's what I want out of this Bravo special. That's, I want to say- - Those are the kind of expectations that you have. - Yeah, if this Bravo special really were special though, I mean, my favorite thing as a child growing up and it even predated my existence, but Battle of the Network Stars was the greatest thing in television history. And if they would only do Battle of the Housewives stars. - Oh, that's like six weeks special, where they'd be all in like the Hines and doing like white water rafting and like- - I would want to take the- - Oh, I mean, that would be the high-rated TV special ever. - Well, you know what I have to say, my whole, I agree with you 100% and not my, my through and the way they should do it is they should do it amazing race style. Because I don't know if the housewives would be down for, or even Bravo would be down for like a real world road rules challenge thing where they're like jousting or like on cables or whatever. But I could see all the housewives in different cars racing across the country, you know? - That would be a sad role on the style. - Yeah, I think that would be- - And you can have challenges along the way with that- - Like the, like the Laugh Olympics. - Yes, did Gina come back to play the DomWiz character? - Oh, I think that's what she's been doing. I think she's been touring the country playing with her. One woman DomWiz tribute play. - That would be amazing. (laughing) - I would be, I would be excited for that. I'm excited for that. I'm excited about everything. - Are you excited for Kim Zolciak's new baby? Because girlfriend is pregnant again. - Girlfriend is locking that shit down. - Yeah, she is making a chore. - That- - Croy going nowhere. - I want to see the battle of the Zolciak children because at a certain point, Brielle and Ariana are going to realize that there are the two golden children- - Yes. - From what's in space from Croy. And then there's them. And they're going to realize- - Yeah. - Wait a second, why don't we, why don't we suddenly get moved down to the woodshed out back or- - Why don't we have giant black and white portraits of us? - Why are we getting fed porridge? - You know that in like three years Brielle's gonna drop out of high school and not make it to college. And she and Sweetie are going to have a rundown apartment. Next up, Peter's bar in the drives of ADL. - Oh my God. - And Ashley from Real House House of New Jersey is going to come in a little bit. - Off Cheshire Bridge Road. (all laughing) - These are throwing some serious charges. - I'm throwing a little ITP shit right in there, right in the mix. - Well, let's get right into Atlanta then. Real House House of Atlanta. This past episode, you know, it's okay. We got- - Yeah, there was not that much controversy. - Yeah, I think the big thing of the episode was that Phaedra threw an absolutely ridiculous naming ceremony for Aiden. This is on the heels of Lassie when she threw a 12 cake tasting for Aiden at a water park. - I'm still getting over. Who got eaten all that damn cake? (all laughing) - Clearly they were going to, they were just a sampling and they're gonna do the rest of the guests I imagine. - Yeah. - Cheshire, I hated that cake party way, which was like I am not going to this goddamn name ceremony. - Yeah. You know what, Sheray, Sheray doesn't have to go that naming ceremony. - Oh no. - So there are a lot of things- - Sheray's named plenty of things. - She's like, well I gotta go there. Is there a poet on a helicopter? (all laughing) - She had a fashion show that she had to curate, but so there was a lot of things to talk about with this thing. So first of all, they carded in Aiden on, I don't know the proper term for one of those things. - I'm like, I want to say a rickshaw, but that's not right. That was a palace, a palace? - It's a dais. - It's a dais? - No, dais is what you all sit at. I forget what those divan maybe? No, that's like that. - No, it's a Madonna would know. - Yeah, it looks like a baby coffin there. - I'm saying it. - Well, that would actually like that. It would like that. - She would. - It's usually reserved for, I think, people in India being transported from elephant to temple or something like that. - Why are Madonna and the Super Bowl? - Yeah, exactly. So Peter, one of the few funny things that he's ever said was that he's saying it was like that like-- - Coming to America. - Yeah, and it was kind of right. - And we're like, hey, look at you having a personality. (laughing) - Who knew? - Who knew? - And then of course with these ridiculous photos of Aiden and a throne, which Faridra claimed was going to bring some elegance to the procession. - I love whenever they have a photo shoot. - Which is like-- - I love when she was trying to say pomp and circumstance and she did not know what the hell it meant. She said, she probably thinks that means streamers and-- - Exactly. - Or a bakery in Atlanta. (laughing) - So then, so we had this whole like elaborate thing and then so Cynthia and Peter-- - You know what I was missing? Cake. Don't think there was enough cake. - I don't know, I don't sell one cake. - I can also get the one thing here because back to the birthday party at the water park, which-- - It was so great. - Wasn't it tourist for also being in a six and vice the six? I mean, at least like four hours outside of the city. Can Phaedra, who claims to be a balla, not afford to do events in the ATL because she actually needs to take it an hour or two outside because it's a third of the price? - It's a lot cheaper in Gainesville. And also, I think Gainesville is like between Athens and Atlanta. Or it's like, it's-- - Lisa's from Georgia in case anyone's wondering. - Oh yeah, but I'm throwing out some Georgia geography. I'm not 100% sure, but Gainesville is very small. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I've heard they have a tremendous water park. - That's what they tell me. - They make many cake facilities. (laughing) - I love how she was so excited. She was like, yes, you know, we spared no expense. Cut to this sign, just kind of slapped on the side of the bus and we ate it. - It was just like printed out on like an old Epson printer dot matrix. You know, so also what was significant about the water park and this thing was that we had the resurrection of DeWite. - Oh my God. - It looked probably one of the scariest images we've seen of him ever was in this week's episode where he was one of these crazy, high-waisted white pants and like a white hat that looked like a little bell on top of his head. - He looked like a little, a little like he said, a little chocolate. - Those chocolates, you know, that you got Christmas time? - Do you not also think that he's looking a little extra emaciated? - Yes. - Yeah, I think he's on the way out. - I think he's not eating any cake. (laughing) - I think he doesn't know what's what anymore. I think DeWite is, DeWite's in a whole different world. I don't understand what goes on in DeWite's head. And I don't understand what goes on in DeWite's head to be frank. Some of his hats just make no sense. - I feel like he's starting to look a lot like Cynthia. (laughing) - So now that's the other thing. So now we, so we have this naming thing. Cynthia and Peter get there 10 minutes early and wanna congratulate themselves for being prompt for the first time ever. They're there and they're talking about how they can't believe that everyone else is late and this is such an important event. Do we not remember that at Kim and Croix's wedding shower or baby shower? They showed up three and a half hours late for that. Do you remember that? - Well, yeah. And then he also started getting to a fight with Apollo and was acting a fool and being all taffy and classless like he really is. - And so then when Kim showed up late, then they got on there. They're like, well, she showed up two hours late to this thing. It was almost over. You guys showed up three and a half hours late at the end of her thing, you know. - Look, her man just got back from being away for 30 days at football camp. She needed to get her swerve on. - She clearly had sex things to drive through of Chick-fil-A, that's what that means. - And I'm a little jealous. - You know what? And I think Cynthia is too, if I'm being honest. If you look at the body language between Cynthia and Peter, it is so just, there's nothing there. - There's no love. - There's no love there. - And he's also a huge dick. I mean, this is something that we talk about every week that he's a dick, but it's like further evidence for the case is the fact that, you know, Cry and Kim were being exceptionally cold. You gotta give some props to Cynthia as she was making an effort to be friendly. - Yes. - And when Cry was very cold, Peter just got up and left. And then later on-- - I couldn't tell if it was clear that Croi just didn't hear him. - Yeah, it could have been the editing. - It could have been the editing. It's not, Cry seems like a guy who just avoids confrontation. - Yeah. - He's from Montana. - Even though he plays football, which is a very confrontational sport. - But, you know what? To my point, he gets, it sounds like a deal. Like he doesn't need to be walking around bumping chest like old Peter. - No, what the deal was is what Kim told Croi obviously upset him and he has to have his woman's back. And I honestly believe as crazy as a fucking crazy nut as Kim is, he does love her. - Yeah. - And I do think that he was gonna throw some shade back at them because Cynthia's remark kind of had some racial undertones when she was in Africa. - The way it was interpreted, 'cause we were watching the footage. - Yeah. - And I think it was harmless. - Yeah. - And nobody wants to own up exactly to what they say 'cause nobody can really remember it. - Yeah, Cynthia, I mean-- - But I think they're absolutely right. You know what, he just proves that Croi's the better man to his wife because he's smart. He knows that at the end of the day, who's he gonna be sleeping next to? - Yeah. - And Peter does not do stuff like that. He doesn't stick by his wife. - Exactly, because Peter, so when she was, she was like, what he was like, I don't wanna have to listen to this stuff. It's like, no, you're supposed to, you're supposed to stay by your woman's side and defend her and be there for her. - Yeah. - He has such a low life. - We hate him. - We hate him. - He really is wonderful. And he probably opened up a new bar when he was, when he was said he was going out the song in the past where she was opening up a new bar spending $10,000. (laughing) - And then he was like, how about you go, oh, Cynthia, about waiting for our check for a 10 grand? - Yeah, exactly. - She's like, well, sorry. I have my own failed business to attend to. - If she was smart, she would shut down her fake modeling agency that clearly has no business. - There's too many clients. You can't do that. (laughing) - Got her back. - Too many clients. - And moved to France with her sister. - Oh, no kidding. - And we were saying before, why is Mal hanging around? You're her husband lives in France. Go to France and just enjoy it. Like, why would you be back in Atlanta? Just sit there and have some croissants and some, whatever, caviar. (laughing) That's my view of France. Croissants and caviar. (laughing) That's what I do there. (laughing) Silence. (laughing) - We feel good. We feel good. - I'm still thinking about, like, waffle fries and having sex after some Chick-fil-A. I'm a little busy. - We'll cry. (laughing) - Not as cry. I don't like cry like that. - Ooh, ooh, but not on Sunday. - Yeah, not on Sunday. - They're not open Sunday. - Oh yeah. - Me neither. - Me neither. - Oh! - Hey! (laughing) - Um, there was something I was going to say. - Let's make sure we're not missing anything. - Oh, I was going to say that about Kim. Oh, well, that's the thing. So when Kim confronted Cynthia about it all, Cynthia, she really, all Cynthia had to say was, what she sort of said eventually was, look, you know, I didn't really mean in a racist way. I was just sort of saying something funny. I really didn't mean it to be offensive. - Well, they laid back the footage. I mean, it seemed really harmless to me. - Yeah, she should be like, look, you know, when it gets told to you by one or two people, it's going to become more dramatic sounding and evil. It was really benign, you know? But then she just, instead she just denied saying it, which is hilarious because there was another episode or another time when she admitted to saying it. - Yeah. - So it's like, I mean, you're caught on camera. - But we all just admit, like, I just switched these dummies which is around just all of it, like, you know what? All of us are uptight snobs, and I don't mean to mention any of us ever going to South Africa where we can work and each other. - Yeah. - Or when maybe they think at some point after enough of these games of telephone have been played, that they think, you know what? Someone probably misinterpreted this, you know? Like, is it, I mean, of course that's asking a lot of Kim to have some sort of like, her comprehension of dance. - We'll have an earlier when you suggested that Cynthia used the word benign with her. - Yeah, yeah, that's-- - Bitch, are you saying I have cancer? - Yeah. - Yeah, Kim is, you gotta use your baby words with Kim. - Yeah. - That's all she knows. - Unless it's medical terminology because she's a nurse. - She's a nurse. Well, you know-- - She has a certificate, people, don't talk to her better. - It's from New Road Island, right? - Connecticut. - Connecticut. - It's from her dad. It's like you wrote it and put it on the refrigerator and she was like, oh, well, I'm now a nurse. - I got a sexy nurse costume, I'm open for business. - You know, just because you dress up as a nurse for Halloween doesn't make you accredited to be a nurse, just sitting there. - Just saying. - I don't know if that was the proper use of accredited, but that's okay. - That's okay. - There you go. - We're gonna go ahead. - So, wait, can we talk about Sharae also about the fact that-- - She scared that poor boy. - She skipped, so her potential future son-in-law, her daughter's boyfriend, wanted to propose and they went to check out this venue. First of all, they looked at rings for like $40,000, this poor kid. - Oh, well, they bumped it back to six grams. - Yeah, eventually. They go to a venue and he basically says, we need some booze 'cause I need to be drunk, you know? Which is just his way of saying he's gonna be nervous and then Sharae leaves on top of him and well, not literally. And then starts going on about like, you know, you should be sober and you should be hesitant. I mean, he did say, I don't know if I wanna do this or whatever. - Well, I think that first of all, the poor guy, he started off on the wrong foot. I guessed immediately what he had done wrong because Ben was telling, 'cause I asked Ben, oh, is she, 'cause I know the South. - Yeah. - And these ladies are very, they're not all 100% traditional, but the parents still wanna be talked to before you asked. - Yeah. - And I knew that the kind of mother that Sharae is, if he didn't come to her either before. - With 12 cakes. - With 12 cakes. In a water parking games, Bill Georgia. And come to her first. And honestly, I kind of feel like that probably put her off so badly that for the rest of the time, she was trying to make him jump through these crazy hoops. - Are you suggesting that his dead front tooth did not throw off more? - Oh my God, we were talking earlier about what he said. He was saying, he's like, "Well, I don't want..." When he eventually said he was not gonna ask Sharae to marry him, he's like, "Well, I gotta make sure he's alright. "I gotta take care of my filling." I wasn't sure if he said, "I gotta take care of my feelings "or his filling in the teeth." - Oh, there's no filling there because the tooth be dead. - No, I think it's a cap. It's a silver cap, it was shiny. - I can't ever get a look at it. I gotta get a good look at it. - He knows how to cover it up. He's pretty sly about one. He knows what's up. I think Sharae just scared him away. - Yeah. - Which is... - Well, she tends to do that. - Yeah. - I would be scared if I was marrying into Sharae's family. If Sharae was gonna be my mother-in-law... - Yeah. - That'd be scary. - I mean, she's so... I understand where she's coming from. I really do like Sharae. I think she went about it the wrong way, but I understand the idea of, you know, this extravagance and this... Because she equates this over-the-top spending with... - Love. - Security. - Yeah. - And love. And she, the last thing she wants is something to happen to her baby where she's left in the same situation that, you know, that she was in, but I think she's going about it the wrong way. She's trying to have it beat this over-confident. - I can't believe that Sharae or any of these households would ever approach the situation the wrong way. - I can't believe I'm talking about this. Like, this is serious shit. - I know. I just noticed that you were like a really serious... - That's right. - What is wrong with us? - Okay. Let's lighten up the mood a little bit. - I need some cake! - Why don't we go... Why don't we move on to the real house that's in Orange County? How do we feel about that? - So anyone have anything to say about Atlanta? Any final words? - The only final thing I would want to say is that when Bryson is like into more years, Bryson should run away. - Yeah, no chance. - That's not Bryson. Bryson is the one that's in and out of jail. This is Brent. - Brent. - Yeah, he should have run away. - Yeah. - And Chip up run away because me is a horrible mother of the aunt. - Yeah, yeah. And you knew who got them saying like, aren't you sad that we don't live in the same house together? He's like, I'm all right. But aren't you sad? - I just hate that our family is falling apart and the only thing constant in your life is my bangs. - And I love how she's like, you know, we all deserve to be happy. We all deserve to be happy. - But she is okay, it's like funny and we used to love her on the show. She is the most selfish woman ever. - Yeah, well, I mean, she does deserve to be happy but I don't think that's something you should tell your kid because then the kids can be thinking, but what about me? I'm not happy with you guys split up. - Yeah, she's just, she's just, she's become so selfish or at least we're seeing more of it now. - It's like going to a party and getting only one cake and the host takes the other 11. - What's that feeling? - Totally. - That's how I feel. - Wait, we all know what that feels like. - Yeah, terrible, terrible. Now it's being a mother of mothers. Let's go to OC and let's talk about Vicky and Brianna. - Okay, good news first. Let's just get real. - Oh my God, how about like, I don't think it was this past episode but the episode where they're driving to the hospital, to her surgery and Vicky's just like, when it finally reaches the point where she says to Brianna, look, talk to me when you have a child. You are the one, like you officially lost into worst another ever. - But to be fair, I did like the way that she doted on Brianna. After Brianna had this horrific surgery, Brianna went home and Vicky was annoying but she was doting on her daughter, which is more than you can say for maybe Jim Bellino for what he did to Alexis, which is that he basically just hired a nurse. So I was like, see you later. - Oh, he was hysterical. He was just like, ha, ha. - Well, you know, and we're talking about this right before the podcast, how Bravo is so clever sometimes. The way they sometimes, and sometimes they're not clever, but the way they cross cut between Brianna's very, very serious surgery and Alexis's elective nose job. Which by the way, I feel like her nose looks different, not necessarily better. Just different. - I like how she looked like Dark Man after it was all done. When there were big sunglasses and a little fedora, she had this big bandit around her face. - Oh, when she- - Yeah, she's still rocking a juicy coat of her sweatsuit. - I know. - That's all she knows. - Yeah, but what was it? The two giant surgical gloves that had water in their face. And it's all on her face. She's like, good, don't offer food. And her husband's just laughing at her. - Yeah, feeding her carrots and baby foods. And Brianna didn't seem to have a nurse there for her. - She's a little trooper. - She is a little trooper, right? - I love her. - Do you guys think that there's any possibility of her becoming an official cast member, like a new housewife? - You know what? She's got too much common sense. She's the only one. - She'd never do it, yeah. - Yeah, she'd never do it. We'd love her, too, but she'd never do it. - And also, the sad truth about Brianna is that she doesn't have, she's good as a supporting character, as a good counterpoint to her mother. But she does not have enough personality to be her own woman of her life. - It's not that I don't, it's not that I don't think she doesn't have personality. I think she's just not a bitch. Like, she's nice. - Yeah, she doesn't have like a two-year personality. - You know what, I actually want her to have a staff where it's her and her other girlfriends and all. It's a reality about that being nurses in the OC. (laughing) - Because last season, there was one episode where she and a friend went to Vegas and they had the most boring videos. - Because it's good to know that then, it's because they'd say off the street. - I don't know, they went to a restaurant and they'd smoke from a hookup and they'd do a few shots and then they went to bed. I was like. - Expressing your love can look many different ways. And with the right jewelry gift from Blue Nile, it can truly sparkle. Blue Nile's collection of classic diamond jewelry makes for the kind of gift that speaks volumes without saying a single word. Or switch things up with a sapphire piece sure to spark conversation. Either way, Blue Nile's diamond guarantee ensures you get the highest quality at the best price. Express yourself with Blue Nile and get up to 30% off at bluenile.com. That's bluenile.com. - Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds. Recently, I asked Mint Mobile's legal team if big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes. And then when I asked if raising prices technically violates those onerous to your contracts, they said, "What the f*** are you talking about? "You insane Hollywood s***." So to recap, we're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month. Give it a try at Mint Mobile.com/switch. - $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speed slower above 40 gigabytes of detail. - Where's the pervert? - You know who knows how to do Vegas? Shah's a sunset. - Oh yeah. But we will get to that in a moment. We will get to Shah's a sunset in a moment. But in the meantime, also so Tamara, she got her breast reduced. Or she wants to get her breast reduced. - Oh, I love how she said she wants to have more age appropriate breasts. - I also love how she kind of made it seem like it's Simon's fault that she has big breasts. - Yeah, I actually did like that. - That was part of the sapsule of you. See, Nate, we get breast implants. - Everything is all Simon's fault. - You know, I kind of liked her sticking it to Simon because the thing is this, I mean, as wretched as she is, he's really a piece of work. - Yeah, he's actually terrible. - And she can brag it in his love one more time. What'd you say? - He's way worse than she ever is. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - So if she can, you know, besmirch in one more time. "Hey, why the hell not?" - Did she have the tattoo laser removed yet? - No, but she talked about the possibility of giving some skin graft over it from her breast, but the doctor was like, "No, I don't think that's gonna work." - I would say she should see Dr. Will, Dr. Taddoff, or a big brother. - Yeah, she should see Dr. Taddoff. And then the other big thing of the episode was that Heather has decided that she wants to open up a restaurant with her girlfriends, and it's gonna be six girlfriends without any agreement, and it's all gonna work out great. That's gonna be awesome. That's a spad right there. - That's a spad right there. That's a spad right there. - Okay, look, I hate Vicki probably more than anybody at the moment, just because she is a terrible mother. - And sure. - I love letting my brand new work ever. Vicki redeemed herself this past week when she was kind of talking smack right in front of Heather's face, like, "Um, this restaurant idea, um, yeah, it's dumb. Here you're dumb." - It is actually truly dumb. And then Heather was like all upset. You know, Heather brought in Vicki to get Vicki's opinion, and then, of course, Vicki gives it, and Heather was not too happy about it, but that's 'cause, you know, she clearly has this dumb side of her that thinks that she can-- - Look, Vicki's the only one who works. She's a job. She teaches people on cruise ships how to have jobs. - Okay, well, I, again, I could not say my hatred for her more, however-- - No, I think you're right. - I think that she's the only one that works. - Yeah, I mean, the truth of the matter is, she is a successful business woman. - Well, Heather was a successful actress, and she was in Big Band, and she did comedy. - I totally recognize Heather, actually, from-- - Lisa did. - From Jenny McCarthy's short-lived sitcom. - So if you sleep around, you can get jobs in Hollywood. If you sleep around, can you really end up with your own insurance agency, I don't think so. - You can be surprised. - Well, but-- - You can be surprised. How do you think Gala's face started? This used to be called All Slut. (laughing) I don't know, I actually really like Heather a lot, and I like her husband a lot, but-- - I think that's her. - This idea is so ridiculous. I mean, it's so-- - It's so-- - Risky. - It's just, it sounds like a flimsy plot device. - I don't-- - I love those throughout there. - Yeah, I think she's been getting some career advice from Peter Thomas. - And who wants to bet that it's gonna end up looking like a Grand Luxe cafe and a Italian twist? - I don't think that's gonna be like the elephant bar or something like that. - And I'm saying, it's gonna look exactly like the inside of all of those mass change restaurants that sold their look from the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas. - Exactly, like that's where-- - And of course. - It's going to inspire-- - And I mean, clearly, we're all going. - Yeah. (laughing) - That is clearly the way this is all, where this is going. - The direction is setting. - Well, you know what they're gonna do is, I think if you're gonna start out in the restaurant industry and I speak as someone who has zero perspective on this, but I feel like if you're gonna start, start with like a small, tiny little restaurant that has like 20 table tops or something like that. - How do we see that fucking house then? - Well, she doesn't do small. - Well, that's her problem. That's why, and the truth is this in the orange county, I don't think they do small restaurants either. - I think she should open a club in Atlanta. (laughing) - She should call it bar one. And it should open, and it just has. - Oh my God. - Maybe it could also be a modeling agency. - Yeah, oh, that's so perfect. - Although the truth is, that's a recipe for disaster, 'cause who wants models eating? (laughing) - Well-- - Who wants models for Atlanta, you know what? Excuse me, Atlanta's the next fashion cap of the world behind the OC. (laughing) - I totally forgot, how dare I? - How dare you? - The Bailey Agency is turning away people at the door. - Okay, before we move on, I need to ask you guys about Gretchen and her potential role as a principal. - First of all, I didn't know they were still doing that. - Yeah, they are. - Do people care anymore? - No. - I think that like German businessmen that maybe fly over to Vegas or something hurt, and by work, I mean prostitutes might be interested. - I could see Gretchen doing well with the German businessmen. - Yeah, but what do you think the German businessmen might say? - They might say Gretchen. (laughing) Shake that ass. (laughing) - How do you say that a German shaken does us? (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - Clearly, I'm just trying to get Lisa to speak German. - He obviously loves it. (laughing) - There's been about that massive German business man. I was like, oh good, at least he's gonna rock German. So if I say this whenever, I think a German businessman, I think the hostel. - Oh. - Oh yeah. - I don't know how y'all got scared. - I know, you know, guess what? You know, I saw about 20 minutes of hostel when I was in Prague. I was like, wait a second. I think it's gonna be takes place in Prague. I was like, next channel. (laughing) I didn't want to be abducted. - I would love to see Gretchen abducted. - Yeah. - Did you imagine her in a torture porn? It would be like Jenna Moroni. (laughing) - No, that didn't Gretchen. - Didn't you say that her voice hails from like the same, the same lineage of, who are the pop stars she mentioned? She mentioned like pink or whatever. - I forgot she's-- - She put herself up in some esteemed company there. - I was gonna say, yeah, she really belts it out, like pink and Kelly Clarkson. - You know what? I think Gretchen would make a good backup dancer for the Pussycat Dolls 'cause she is hot. We're not gonna deny that. - But can she do the vertical splits? 'Cause if you can't do the vertical splits, you can't be in the Pussycat Dolls. (laughing) - I think she probably could do it. I think she could. And I think really, quite frankly, I think the only reason why Slade arranged this is that way he could look at those Pussycat Dolls up on stage. I mean, his boner was practically using to his pants. - What is with all the coffee? Are you guys smoking Rissa's hookah over there? - I wish. I am just congested. I'm getting over a cold. - Yeah. - I think we've got the hookah up in there. - I wish. - Oh, we got a hookah. Well, should we talk about-- - We do have a scented candle. (laughing) - Should we talk about the shots of sunset? Why are you talking? - Of course. - Yes. - Of course. Of course. - You know what the problem is? I'm a little parched. I could stand to have some-- - Diamond water? - Something for my, what is it? My inner-airies fire dragon? Intergalactic Persian priestess? - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I often need to get in touch with my inner-airies fire dragon. Intergalactic have Persian priestess. But usually only when I'm listening to an epic Persian summer jam. (laughing) That's really the way it works. - Which happens every five minutes. (laughing) Matt's gone quiet. He's got Rogue. - Well, I'm actually like, really now thirsty for some Pinot Grigio from the Roaner Center line. (laughing) - I like that Pinot Grigio, to be honest. So let's see, there's so much talk about, you know, I'm a little sad because this was episode three and I think that Bravo only had a six episode order. So we're happy. - Shh, shut your mouth. - Really? - Oh yeah. - Uh-huh. - I wonder if it's gonna-- - What have we done? - You think it's gonna-- - Do you think the upprints are gonna determine what how-- - They should have us up there doing Toronto-less sold. Three more seasons instantly. - I think it would be awesome. - I love MJ. I love, I love me so Persian, snooky. - Yeah, MJ loves a-- - Yeah, MJ loves an engine with an MJ loves a slider. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - And a romper. - And a romper and a little fat dog. - You know what, I really like MJ a lot. I've decided I actually really like her a lot, but that happens to you work during when she was trying to get RZA and GG to like reconcile. That should have been sent back to Iran. - Ben, Ken, can Lisa and I get you to commit to being MJ for Halloween? 'Cause it would make us happy. - I'm still going with my Halloween idea. Well, it's not-- - He wants to do a group thing of a bunch of Susie Orman's. - Yeah, I'm going for a group Susie Orman. - I bet you could sell me on a shop a little bit better. - Well, I would love to think it was awesome. - I'll be the guy with the mustache. - I'll be-- - By the way, I look for like Mario or Luigi when I have a mustache last time. - I'll just go across the street. I'll knock on a drug like listen, MJ, I know you don't want to put on that rom forever again. So, hand it over, sister. (all laughing) That's what I'll do. I really like the show so much. So the big thing this week was that it was like a fallout from Vegas. And in Vegas, as we all remember, Anita was looking super hot, which is sort of her thing, I think. - Yeah, that's kind of her thing. - That's kind of her thing. And she made Gigi very jealous. And so Gigi started talking shit about Anita. - And it's like some high kicks in. - No, I forgot about that. - Some high kicks, some Persian high kicks. And so then when Anita had the audacity to tell-- - To behave maturely. - And tell Gigi to stop talking shit about me. Gigi flipped her shit. And then so this week, she was like, Gigi kept on saying, why should I apologize when she did something wrong? Like, no, no, no, no, get the straight. But she kept telling everybody that Anita attacked her. - Oh yeah. - And he got up in her grill. And if you'll like me, I was sitting there watching, I was like, actually, I think all I can recall is that I needed going like, please stop being mean about my dating suit. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, like Gigi's reality is so twisted. I mean, this girl needs to be on sincerest. - Well, she, she's self, she described herself as a, what was it, like a handful or a rottweiler ready to attack a dog? - With a chihuahua, quite the head off of a chihuahua. A chihuahua, which doesn't really imply that you're dealing with a threatening individual. - Yeah, yeah. - If you consider her to be a chihuahua. - Yeah, exactly. It also suggests something in cannibalistic tendencies. I don't know, I mean, Gigi. - I don't know, I'm not 100% familiar with the Persian culture. - I don't know if this part of the way it goes, but I'm just gonna put it out there that Gigi is definitely a hot mess and a bitch and-- - Not over Mike. - Yeah, and she's a heinous person and extremely jealous of the fact that I need to look, need to look better than her all the last episode and all of this episode. - Yeah. - Beyond a doubt, especially at the champagne tasting. - Oh my God, the champagne tasting was hilarious. - I kinda wanna do one on our next podcast. - I would love to. - That'd be fantastic. I think that we should totally have a test. - Except we might be doing like, Chris all, but we might be doing like, you know, cooks and-- - Yeah, Andre, cooks. - Yeah, I'm down. - And then, I guess we could probably get a vote that's like $30. - I have an extra vote hanging around. - I do, I do. I got free, don't worry, I didn't get a-- - What is it, an extra magnum of vote just floating around the apartment? - We get some tatangi, right? - I want some role in a singer-wine too. - Yeah. - Could we just go like a singer or a cocktail and just get drunk? - Yeah, get some Prosecco, we got Prosecco on. Where did you see last night? Someone was drinking Prosecco on ice. - Oh, where's Cooks in America? - And Burrell drinks Prosecco on ice, often. - We got some. - I've never had Prosecco on ice, have you? - Let me tell you what this amazing drink is. It's Prosecco on ice with a little grapefruit juice. - Prosecco, well you love a Greyhound, don't you? - I love Greyhound. - That's racist. I'm just kidding, I don't know what that means. - I mean, I'm sending Kim Zilceac to talk to you. - And we need to get back to what you need to hear for a second and like, the whole fight with GG because when they went into that kitchen, like I actually thought that GG was going to hide kick her in the face. - It worked so unprovoked. - And then smack her on the head with a metal spatula. - Oh yeah, picking up the spatula. First of all, if there was anybody who looked remotely stronger than Anita, she wouldn't have pulled that shit. - Yeah. - I would like to imagine this skinny hoe in a fight, like for real. - And Rizo is probably a horrifying lad. Oh my God, my best friend, you're fighting. - It is, I have to pick him credit 'cause I thought that he was going to back down to GG, but as soon as that episode opened, he was just like, no, she was a classless bitch and I'm not going to stand for it. - I don't think he's scared of her. He's totally big gay Al, by the way. - Yeah, he is. - That's why I love him. - Big gay person Al. But you know, I do get the distinct feeling that he's very good to his friends and I thought the whole segment where he and MJ, they showed like them. - Those two together are cute. - They are really cute. I actually do sense that he's probably a really loyal, fun friend, but his voice can be great. - Which I love though, it's fun. I love when he busts out the Persian, it just sounds great. - Yeah, I know, Salah, and everything else to me is not like, what should we lose? - I don't know, what did he say? Persians love Las Vegas. - Love Vegas. - I love that. - Have a buzzy. - Fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy. - We're learning so much. - This is so fun, Matt June. (laughing) - Okay, so the point is, GG is horrible, she will probably continue to fight with Anita as long as Anita is going to be dragged into this mix, but not getting full cast member credit. - Yeah. - And also, and also, I love second not to fight with her. - Awesome, love me, she's seen by the sidelines, that she can make these little comments and in her confessionals, you know? - Totally. - She loves it. But yeah, I can't just say this, because you know how I keep talking about how MJ looks like she doesn't have a pot to piss in, and her apartment is like getting a look at it? - Yeah, awesome, on the other hand, drives a sleek white, like, SL550. - I have a bet. - And her house in Venice is gorgeous. - It really is, and she's very low key about it. - Yeah, although she did show off her vintage Karl Lagerfeld earrings. - Whatever, they were hot. - Yeah, they were. - Yeah. - No, I liked it. - I like her style, she's gonna be, I think she's gonna emerge as being, like, the most interesting one. - Well, I mean, she is an intergalactic person, priestess, I mean, it's just-- - Intergalactic planetarium. - I mean, she's an areas fire dragon, diamond water. You know, how could she not be the most hiding? - Eyebrows. - Eyebrows. - I love it, I love it. - Well, all those diamonds go right to her eyebrows. (laughing) The diamonds are reincarnated with her eye, with the hair on her body. (laughing) As the hair on her body, I should say, now we-- - As well, it should be. - Yes, I agree. - So, what do we say? So do we know what any of these people do for a living? I know they do real estate. - Real estate, real estate, real estate, real estate. - Interesting. - Uh, she prossers, landbroker, I don't know. - What does Mike do? Because Mike can't sell shit and he can't make any money. - Well, Mike, he's the king of Vegas. (laughing) - He's a consore of lifting up. - Yes, and he likes to have lunch with his mom at Magnolia. - A self-confessed mama's boy. - The mom, I actually like his mom a lot. - Love some mama's. - She's great, and I love the one. What is she, when he was like, he's like, yeah, the guy didn't want to buy the club. And she's like, oh, he likes it so much. (laughing) - I understand. - Yeah, Persian girls are starting to look a little bit better. She's like, oh, really, they are? - She's like good. She's like, maybe I'll find love down in Colombia, sort of like it's a joke, maybe to test out his mom for his girlfriend and she's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. No. (laughing) She's like, you're joking, right? You're a Colombian girl? No, you won't find love there. - No, I love that. - No, I love them. You know what? When I liked about the mom, I liked her style. - Yeah, she's cute. - You know, you don't normally say that about older Persian women. (laughing) - That's worse. - In this town, you know? - Like a rocket. - I could rocket. - Normally there's a lot of gold going on. And by the way, Adam's been saying this, something just occurred to me. Last night, I watched The Hunger Games. I don't know if you saw it or not, but Lenny Kravitz's character has like gold eye shadow. And I was like, where have I seen that look before? It occurred to me. - She's mom, rock the gold eye shadow. (laughing) - That sounds right. - She doesn't. - She's really, she's either extremely ahead of her time, like a few hundred years, or The Hunger Games is really turning to bravo from the profession. - That's her intergalactic Persian priestess, she's telling. - I like the Persian influence on The Hunger Games. I think it's inevitable, you know? - It's bound to happen. - What did you guys think of the fact that Mike refuses to call the girl that he's dating his girlfriend? - I think he has a hundred, he has a ton of mommy issues. - Yeah. - He's just got them up the rear end. - Yeah, but he was like, when anybody said like, well, who's that, your girlfriend? It was like, no, when he was putting his foot down, it's the girl I am seeing. - Well, here's the thing. - Well, maybe it's in the first like two weeks of this. - I think that he is just because there's so much pressure for him to find a Persian Jewish girl. - Yeah. - On top of the fact that he's like, "They have to be exactly like my mom." - Yeah. - He figures that he can bang everybody he wants as long as he doesn't call it his girlfriend. - Yeah. - Sounds like he knows something about this. - You know what's sad? This is basically the story of my life. - These have been in so many Persian boyfriends. - If I had a dollar for every Persian Jewish boy who broke my heart, I'd be broke. - You'd be broke because he would have spent it on the house if they sold her. - But yeah, the minute he called himself a mama's boy, I was like, oh my God. - They have lunch every day, isn't that what he said? - I don't know if it's every day, but clearly they're way too close. - They're way too close to the fact that in the middle of the conversation, you can say to his mom, "Oh my God, there's so many hot chicks outside." - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't talk like that to your mom. - Yeah, no, that's awkward. No, there's clearly some strange issues. And I did raise his line where he said, "Mike normally has a flavor of the day." - Here's the flavor of the month. - Yeah, flavor of the week. He's like, "This is flavor of the month." I was like, "Point for razor for finally having a really good gazing on there." (laughing) I appreciated that greatly. - I had no points for Sammy for pretending to be a real estate developer. - Oh my God, Sammy with his Homer Simpson hair. - Yes. (laughing) - But points to Sammy for somehow linking the Shah's a sunset to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, to the Mohammed connection. - That's it. - Yeah, I think that that was maybe a little Andy Cohen and Lisa Vanderpump working with Rincey Kressp. - For sure. - We'll get Sammy on the credit. - Yeah, give him some credit, what else is it? You know, he needs something. - He needs a new hat. - He's like, "Pam, me." (laughing) - He does need a new hat, real bad, but he should speak to Dwight. Dwight has some great hats. And it would start the same. - He has plenty of hats, he can spare them. - Yeah, I think he needs to be styled by Dwight. - Dwight's also like, "Hey, do you need me cake too?" (laughing) - By the way, I had to say, I thought it was really funny that MJ was like, you know, there are a lot of Persian stereotypes out there and you know what, they're all pretty much true. (laughing) - We're talking about you. - Would you have that part of me? It was like, does that mean we can talk about all of them? - Me too. - I was like, "Yes, I could podcast a shout-out." - And take open the door. (laughing) - Let's talk about all the gold they wear and how gaudy they are and how they can load without a wiper face. (laughing) - Yeah, well, you know, what's interesting is I found that looking at their apartments, like Ray is up, for instance. You know, he has a very nice apartment, but I find that like-- - He does? - Yeah, yes. - Nice to be mine. - I don't know about that. - It's nicely decorated, nicely designed, but my issue is this though, it's like he has modern contemporary furniture and everything, and then you have these weird like touchstones of his culture, so you have like a Persian carpet or like a giant like, like a giant vase. - And those cheap ass kitchen doors. - Oh yeah, what was up with that? That's like a sitcom door. You know what you're like, you know, it's like, if they have to go up in the kitchen, they have these little flimsy doors. - Yeah, like Alice in Flour, like busting through, you know, to mail, you know, and some burgers. - I think those are literally the same doors that were in the threes company kitchen, right? Or maybe golden girls, golden girls I think had like a flapping. - No, I think the hoarder from Jeff Lewis interior therapy probably owns those doors. - You know, that's a wonderful, that's a wonderful segue, Lisa. - Thank you, I do what I can. - Do Jeff Lewis interior therapy? So I missed this week, but maybe you guys can fill me in a little bit. - Well, Jeff seemed to be overjoyed to be redecorating this guy who really was a rich hoarder. Was he not? - Oh, he was for sure a hoarder. - 'Cause yeah, we both love hoarders. And that is a whole new echelon of hoarders that I think has not really been explored. - Yeah, you know, it's our new tire of seeing people with like old puddens, nap cups from like 1986 and flies, a little bit of a trailer with like 10 dead cats, like-- - I was gonna say like little card card cutouts of cats that have been smooshed down by a different diapers. Yes, yes, I've got like that. - Oh my God, nobody started on the adult diapers. - I think Dr. Laslow, Dr. Isn't Jean. Dr. Jean Laslow deserves to be able to rub elbows with some of Beverly Hills most, you know, esteemed hoarders. - Well, they should have the real hoarders of Beverly Hills. Any hoarders should get up there and like do like like a trunk or the opening credits with their hands and their hips and be like-- - Piles of junk behind them. - Like, I don't keep things, I own things. (laughing) - I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector. (laughing) - I like cats, I love them, and then there's carcasses everywhere. (laughing) - Yeah, his, I love how the rape of Persephone statue was out by the trash cans. That's how rich this guy was. - Yeah, I can't even, I can't even conceptualize this. - So the scary thing is that like this dude probably had $50 million worth of art/crap. - Oh, you mean the Mark Chagall that he just threw up on the wall, not to like five other statues? - Looks like he's hearing, yeah. - Oh, it was amazing. - Did you really just have like a Chagall that he just put on-- - Oh yeah. - No, this is like hoarding on like the level of, this guy probably has like a closet of Warhols. - How did they get through it? How did Jeff Luz deal? - Oh, Jeff didn't wanna leave. Jeff was like trying to figure out how to get a Kato Kailin, I quote, "situation going on." (laughing) - So was he able to fix it? - Well, I don't know. - And was there any therapy in the-- - Well, there's no therapy, really. I mean, they just, you know, had a slumber party and Jeff and Jenny ate all their food and were having a grandbell time, but I think that the success was that they packed up the majority of the shit and shipped it off. - Yeah, from sure. - You know, it's funny, I've always had this idea for a TV show that I think would be hilarious, but I've been told that there might be problems with it. I call it, I call it hoarder surprise. And basically what happens is you tell a hoarder that they won an all-expense paid trip to Disney World. So you go to Disney World and during that week, you go in and you just throw out all their crap. And they come home. - Oh, you've never seen a show, but-- - They come home and they will be devastated. Their reaction would be hilarious. - Lauren Zaslow would not be down with that because people would go into shock and feel about it. - I think they really, some of them would probably just have heart attacks right in the spot. - I know, I know, I've seen a hoarder here and there. I'm just thinking, sometimes I think that would be really hilarious. Not a heart attack, no, like, just to see their, you know, to see, like-- - See, my favorite thing is when they pick up, like a little, like an old piece of tissue and they go, now, on a scale from one to 10, if I throw this tissue away, how uncomfortable is that going to make you? And then you watch them start to shake and they're like, well, that's the tissue that I used to wipe my nose for the finale of Horner's last season. - Aladdin, Aladdin, it's Aladdin. - It's Aladdin, it's Aladdin. Okay, it's coming down, it's coming down. - The amount of patience for-- - Yes, these people are amazing. - I mean, 'cause it's what it takes like, a year or sometimes, or a year and a half to get through all this stuff, right? 'Cause they have to go out at the pace. - Well, actually, all the episodes are all based on, they have a very limited amount of time because the city is going to throw them at their house. There's at least sound like someone's gonna lose the house. So they always, it's sort of, you know, you're supposed to continue with the therapy afterwards, but for the purpose of the show, it's always like a real compressed time. - Yeah, that's a crazy, crazy thing. - Wow, what's the amount I got serious? 'Cause I love that show. - I'm glad that Boardy finally made this way onto Bravo. - Yes. - Well, it was actually like a really good episode because the guy, Bob, despite the fact that he has, like, a wife that is half his age, which I never approve of, he actually did appreciate which F and Jenny did, and they did end up making a nice art gallery in his mansion for him, and it really did look quite spectacular. - Wow. - And he seemed like a nice man. - Yeah. - Yeah, we were rooting against Felice in episode one. - Oh my God, Felice was such a bitch. - Felice, Felice, not me, dad. - She was not not me, dad. - Oh, they have had, that family, that husband and wife have had sex three times. - Yeah, and it was through the reader. (laughing) - Ah, I'm crushing my pearls. - Oh, we got Matt there. We, it's always important to get Matt to collect his pearls, at least once in the podcast. - Nice, nice. - Maybe on that, I could do it. - Maybe on that, no, maybe we should wrap things up. Oh, well, Matt, it's on a state of shock. - That works for me. - I think we should, I think we should. I mean, let's be honest, nobody's watching Love Broker. Nobody cares about Love Broker. - I don't even know what it is. - We're the real brokers of New York City or whatever they're called, no. (laughing) - I'm on the DBR, I kinda casually watched the first episode, but it's not only because my heart belongs to the boys from the California version. - My heart belongs to none of those guys, because I think they're all sort of annoying. But basically, you probably watched the New York one because there's a gay porn star out there. - He is gross, that's nothing. (laughing) - Ooh. - 'Cause I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry, but Jeremy and the Chick-fil-A drive-through on a non-Sunday. (laughing) - Ain't nothing wrong with that. - Ain't nothing wrong with that, and my eye suggests also Burger King. (laughing) Just go through the mall, just go down the street. - Just go down the street. - Just go down the street. - Just go to the mall, just go down the street. - There's more and more. It's enough cry to go around. (laughing) - Enough cake for everyone. - Yeah, exactly. Anyway, thanks Lisa for coming on to the podcast tonight. - Thank you, it came all over this podcast. Get started with this. (laughing) - I am so fucking good with this. (laughing) - Wow, that was amazing. And Matt, it was fun, as always. - Thank you, thank you. I need to go drop my dog off at Birkingham Palace right now. (laughing) These are my closes, and before Tabitha shuts them down. Oh, I would be careful with those crazy lesbians there. I'm not saying they're, not saying they're lesbians, but they're crazy. I'm just saying they're-- - Those are two separate adjectives. - They're just, yeah, I'm not doing a Cynthia here. I'm just saying that they're two lesbians, and they happen to be crazy, and they run Birkingham Palace. (laughing) - With an iron thing. (laughing) - Crazy times. All right, thanks everyone. Thanks for listening. Oh, and follow us on what Crapins, on Twitter, what Crapins is our name. And I'm-- - How is it as a digital as well? - Yes, you know, you just turned into a robot there. (laughing) You just turned into, like, C3PO. Matt-- - Or Roomba. - Yeah, or Roomba. - DJ Roomba. (laughing) - I love DJ Roomba. - Matt is life on the M list. Lisa is Timmons Lisa, and I'm beside blog. Follow us all on Twitter. It's your duty and your application. - And don't forget to check out some of our other sister shows brought to you by the SciShow Network. - SciShow Network, yes. - Including Bantamoot, Ben and Lisa. - Yeah. - Which is our other podcast. - How Inpania. - How Inpania. - Is that funny how this all works out? - We'll talk about Battle of the Network stars. - Oh, we're seeing you. 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