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That's audible.com/crapins or text Crapins to 500-500. - This episode of Watch Where Crapins is brought to you by Gamefly. Go to Gamefly.com/forward-ha-ha for your free 15-day trial. (upbeat music) - Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast devoted solely to Bravo and all the craziness that happens there. I'm Ben Mandelher from BsideBlog.com and joining me on this podcast are Rani Karim from tvgasm.com, say hi Rani. - Hi. - And Matt Whitfield, features editor at Yahoo. You can say hi to Matt. - Hi Matt. - And also joining us, we have Lisa Timmons, who is from my other podcast, Bantar with Ben and Lisa, and she has a variety of websites. Which website would you like to pimp out today, Lisa? - Where LisaLives.com. - Yeah, Lisa. - Clearly, I just, I got so jealous of this other podcast I had to jump on. She had to, she had to barge in. Lisa is pretty, gonna be pretty much just sitting quietly and laughing along 'cause she's not totally cut up on her Bravo, but that's okay. - Lisa's being quiet, I kind of find that hard to believe. No, even though we've never met face to face. - He already knows me. - She's very outspoken. So we have a lot to talk about. So today we're gonna talk about, we had three episodes of the housewives since we last spoke, we've had Orange County, we've had Beverly Hills, the last reunion, and Atlanta return for another African adventure. So we're gonna talk about all three of those on this podcast today. And let's start off with Orange County. What did you guys think about this episode, the second episode so far? - Letdown. - Yawn. - Yawn, what? I loved it. - Oats, totes letdown. - Really? - Boring. - Really, like the big fight in the first, so the season is people don't wanna eat food that they don't understand, and... (laughing) - Alexis is an asshole. - Or not, boys. - That's what I love about it. I mean, I didn't think there was gonna be any true fireworks 'cause the way Bravo works is that there are no fireworks. They cut it off right before the first interaction, so you think there might be fireworks, and if there are fireworks, they'd let you see some of the fireworks, and then they cut it off before you can see the rest of them. So I knew there'd be no fireworks. That's my theory. - Well, that was embarrassing for all Americans to watch them get so confused over food. - That's a trash bag full of fish. (laughing) - I'm sorry to break it down, but it was a trash bag full of fish, and I wouldn't have eaten it either. - No, but it was high-low culture. I thought it was great. - Vicky does not know how to do high-low culture. I mean-- - No, no, Vicky, Vicky clearly knew how to do it. These girls don't know how to fish it. I mean, it's honestly very little difference between crawfish and eating like any other shellfish, like lobster or whatever. These girls were acting like they were being served in monkey brains, okay? Like monkey brains-- - Those girls, if there's not a ball of-- - Monkey brains with a feces boy. - A feces dip. Never had it. (laughing) - That's the next adventures in domesticity video. - I'm cooking it this afternoon with Lisa. - You don't have a box of Franzia, a ball of pimento cheese, and a box of ricks crackers and these ladies are like, what kind of party is this? (laughing) - It's true. - Crafts. - I, you know, I thought, I enjoyed it. You know, I think the season is clicking so far for me. You know, I'm enjoying these personalities. I like the way that Heather was in the mix. She kept on calling Gretchen cute in this really very patronized way. - But beyond calling her cute, she did nothing the entire episode, except show us her house and how much of an asshole she is. - Yeah, well, but I mean, that's the fun. We're gonna get to know more about her assholeness. Should we just jump ahead? Should we start talking about Heather? And our thoughts on her after we have two episodes deep with her? - Sure. - Yeah. - So you think she's an asshole? Is that correct? - Well, Heather is the gardener of the season, and she's planting lots of seeds. - Good. - Lots of seeds are just content. So I'm appreciating her so far, and I love that she's just so proud of being a too bitch. - Yeah. - It's like, I'm the only two and this count is gonna pay. (laughing) - I, I can't, I can't agree with you more. I love that she's from Chappicle, New York, which is about two towns over from where I was raised. And she says, "Oh, it's a small town called Chappicle." I'm like, "Hello, the Clintons live there." - I was just gonna say, Vanessa Williams, the Clintons and about every other celebrity has a house there. - Yeah, so don't try to act modest, okay? Although accusing her of modesty is kind of ridiculous. When this is the same woman who was like bragging about the elevator in her mansion. And the fact, how ridiculous is it that they have to go and buy a new parcel of land and build a new multi-million dollar mansion all because they had a baby and it wasn't like part of their plans. They have, they don't have enough rooms and there's huge mansions for the baby. It's like buy a bunk bed, make two of those kids live in the same room. - Well, not only that, but why is that baby sleeping on the countertop? (laughing) That's how we Jews do it, you know? It's part of the Jewish religion. Babies have to have to be raised on a countertop. - Anybody else feeling that that baby was not too cute? Just saying. - Well, I don't think genetics are in her favor necessarily. (laughing) - Well, don't know what she really looks like because she is part plastic, she admits it. - Yeah, you know, look, the good thing for that baby is that her dad is a plastic surgeon, so by seven it should all be fixed, you know what I'm saying? (laughing) By the way, I thought the dad was hilarious. It is awful joke that he made about, he made like that awful pun about Yamakas and Suzuki's. (laughing) It was squirming, I was so embarrassed. - No, no, that, okay, so maybe you guys aren't from Jewish households, but that'd be-- - Ben, I am not officially a Jew, but I only grew up with Jews. I've been to nine billion bar mitzvahs. And I don't know what it's like, okay Matt, you don't know what it's like to be inside the household. And my dad-- - Or I'm talking like-- - Hey, no, don't even get me started. - My dad makes jokes like that all the time. Like Felisa, for a little background, what happened was he was wearing a Yamakas as a pocket square, and so that already was sort of dumb. He was like, that was his big joke, like it's not a pocket square, it's a Yamakas, you know? It's already your groaning. And then he's like, I found it next to my Suzuki. And then everyone's like, what? And he goes, you know, Yamakas sounds like Yamaha, Yamaha Suzuki, that's out of my dad's playbook right there. That's like-- - Is your mom as offended as Heather was? - Yeah, I think my mom is usually rolling her eyes, but they love each other, they love each other. - Heather looks like she should be in one of those giant hamster balls, just rolling around, bumping into walls. - Her face is literally heart shaped. - I actually-- - She has hamster face. - I want her to be the-- - A heart hamster face. - She took up a New York cast, she just does not fit in with OC, and I wanna see her butt heads with the Countess, and I want the Countess to rule her ass. - Oh, well, I want the Countess to rule everyone's asses, let's be frank. - The Countess would probably love her. - Yeah. - They'd sit there and talk about fake shit all day long. I love that she's on OC, those women need it. - Yeah, I agree. I feel like the season so far, I think it has a little bit more vitality to it. Maybe not vitality, no, no, no, maybe not vitality. It's like I'm caring about what's happening again, just 'cause these women are so silly, you know? - Bronte, are you suggesting that Heather is going to elevate Tamara? Is she gonna bring Gretchen up? - No, she's gonna make them look even more white trash than they already are. - Yeah, good. - You know, that's what the OC is for. If they're not rolling around in trash, it's pointless to even watch it. That's what they've got going, it's a white trashy mess. - It's true. - Well, you know, that's actually what's so great about Luann for all those years is that, you know, she created a social context for these ladies. Luann is a little bit more upper crust, a little bit more waspy, so to see someone like Jill Zarin, you know, doing things, totally, being totally gosh in front of Luann, it just sort of adds to that cringe-worthy element. 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She always says the river and I'm always thinking. - They have this white trashy askebabs. "Oh, let's go on the river." - With cheap cowboy hats, I love it. - And start crying. - Gotta get in the face with footballs. - Oh, I love that. - What did you guys think about Vicki's new man? - He is Don's secret twin brother. - What, just because they both have like salt and pepper hair, balding, a little rough around the edges, that doesn't make them the twins. - Well, he hasn't called Vicki a fucking bitch in public yet, so that's missing. (laughing) - Give us a few more episodes. - Yeah, dare to dream, dare to dream. Well, he's apparently a low life. I mean, he went to jail twice for not paying child support. - And I can't-- - Yeah, which is-- - Or slayed to rub it in Vicki's fucking face. - Oh, I can't either. - What a hypocrite. - To be honest, Matt, I think you'd be happy to see Slayed rub just about anything because you were talking right before the show about how hot you thought Slayed was looking these days. - Slayed is looking good. I mean, clearly, Grich put him on a diet, and he is, I think he's hotter than Mauricio. - I think he looks like chicken skin separating and abrasive. (laughing) And I'm a vegetarian, yet I still find that hot. - I think Slayed is a good looking guy. It is one of those things where his personality is so awful that it makes him ugly, but-- - Why is he awful? Because he treats Grich-- - Oh my God. - Matt-- - Do you watch what happens live? - Yes, I do. - Did you see the one with Slayed and Grich? And Slayed was back there being the sexy bartender trying to be hilarious. It was just painful. - Yeah, he's just painful and embarrassing. - He's so aware. - He's fake. He's trying so hard to be funny on the cameras all the time, but we know he's an asshole. We were there. We saw season one, you know? He's just a fame whore. There's something about him that's just skeevy, you know? So he's good looking, but if that all, you know, it's like what Lisa, you just said he's self-aware. Like he almost knows he's hot, you know? Although by the way, Grichan, I thought-- - Words. - Fantastic, her body looked great when she got all naked. - I know. She really did. - Okay, but let's not-- - Anorexia, yay. That's not easy to stick to. - Look, you know what? If it's gonna give you a body like that, I'm all for it. - Hey, that's my dream. That's my goal in life is to be a fucking anorexic. I just can't do it. I try. - Yeah, my friend Veronica used to say that. She's like, "I wish I had an eating disorder. "I just don't have a discipline." (laughing) - My doctor told me, you know, binging is an eating disorder. I was like, not the helpful kind. So does it count? (laughing) - It's an eating order. - Yeah. (laughing) So speaking of Grichan, so Tamara called out Grichan for something that we called out Grichan last week on the podcast. Tamara said to Grichan, "Oh, did you get your lips done?" And Grichan got all offended, but, you know, we independently assume that she got her lip done 'cause we don't-- - I thought that her defense did was veneers, but now we're gonna stick with the lips. - No, I think it's actually the veneers. I think that's how Grichan got out of this, because Tamara said, "Oh, you got your lips done." And Grichan said, "No, I just put some plumper on." And I think that what it is, is I don't think she did get her lips done, but her teeth are different and they're making her lips look different. - Yeah, well, I think that the new teeth make her upper lip protrude. But Tamara was not able to grasp that. - Well, I don't really care about that. I mean, I'm not changing this subject, but I assume these women are all plastic fake bitches, but watching her without makeup, I've never seen her without makeup. So when she was getting ready for that, I mean, that was so crazy. She doesn't even have eyebrows. - Yeah. - She doesn't look the same at all, and then you see her get all dollied up, you know? - Yeah, and it was crazy 'cause when she was without makeup, they were cutting into interviews with her, which is totally dollied up. And you know, the truth is this, when she was out of her makeup, you could see a lot of skin blemishes, but I thought she looked much younger. - No way, here's the crazy thing. - Oh, yeah. - Here's the crazy thing. I think that women in general typically wear way too much makeup, especially the hookers on the housewives. - Like alexus? - She looks so much better with a full face of clown makeup than she does without a drop. - Well, she looks better in that you don't see all her blemishes, but I feel like, okay, so yeah, she looked like deathly pale, you know? She's on camera, so of course, it doesn't look as good without makeup. But that being said, it's still like, I still thought like seeing through the blemishes as I often do in life, I thought that she did look younger. - She looked like a real person. It was just weird, and then she was still saying things like, oh my God, I have a pink purse, can you believe it, I have that pink? - And listening to her be so stupid while she looks so real, it was just, it kind of scared me and such. - That's kind of the joy of it, I think. - Actually, I mean, or how about Alexis who was doing hair and makeup for no discernible reason, and even had her kid putting lip liner on her. She said she was looking natural, she said she was going for a natural look where it didn't look like she had a lot of makeup on, what? - Is it media or is her son a little into the makeup, if you don't understand? - Oh, that's gonna be a problem with that and her beliefs, I believe. - I believe so, he loves a mohawk and he loves to put some lip liner on mommy. - Yeah. - Well, I love that Alexis's entire scene was, well, I like brushing my hair and brushing my hair, oh, sometimes I like that brush, my hair. - I was like, is this bitch kidding, it's a five minute scene of her brushing her hair. - She's such an idiot, well, what did you think about, you know, when things did shake out with her and Peggy, and what I guess is Peggy's final triumphant scene, Peggy wants to go and have a talk with her and like I said, look, we've been drinking or whatever, I'll talk with you tomorrow, and then Peggy, Peggy got like upset, I have to say, for the first time ever, I think I was actually on Alexis's side. - I was too, I mean, Alexis is the dumbest housewife of every single franchise, but she actually made a good point last night when she was like, look, this is not the time, which clearly the producers want it to be the time, but Alexis was like, I'm not feeding into this BS, if you want to have lunch with me tomorrow, even though I don't want to have lunch with you, fine, I was so team Alexis. - Yeah, Alexis was actually, I think Alexis was being actually very rational, and she wasn't blowing her off, you're just saying, let's just do it tomorrow, it's not now, and Peggy. - Well, she was also saying, let's do it on an on-shooting day, 'cause they don't shoot every day. So what she was saying was, you don't do this for the five months, so we're off camera. If you want to go to have lunch tomorrow without cameras, they're fine. And Peggy is like, yay! - And Alexis is right about that too, although at the same time, Alexis probably needed the lead times, that way she could think of some arguments to counter Peggy, whatever Peggy had to say. - And pressure, hair of hair. - And pressure, hair of hair. - And pressure hair, yeah. - I was sort of sad, though, that Peggy, this would've been Peggy's season, I have to say. I think Peggy would've been at the forefront of this season, and it's a shame that she backed out. - Well, I'm really gonna miss the depression after, or the postpartum depression stuff, because that's hilarious. Like, I think I didn't depression. She's like, my postpartum depression, when did you give birth? Like, a long time ago, get over it. You can't still blame that for everything. She's like, these women really inflamed my postpartum depression. I gotta go. (laughing) - It would've been fun to see her holding on to that stuff, I guess. (laughing) I don't know, I don't know. - The husband is tired of hearing that she slept with Alexis's husband. I think that's just too embarrassing. - Yeah, I think so. - Well, it should be, and Alexis should be embarrassed for sleeping with her husband. All these women should be embarrassed for dating ugly dudes. They're so obviously just fucking gross old guys for their money. They should all be ashamed of themselves. - As late as in it for Gretchen's Christine Dutainment money. - I know, the empire is growing. The empire is growing. So what is speaking of infidelity, et cetera, what do you think about the big fight at the end of the episode between Tamara, and Eddie, and Vicki, that whole mess? - Tamara is never gonna get a better piece of ass, so she better shut her mouth, 'cause Eddie is gonna walk out on her nasty ass. - The fact that she got jealous about Vicki and Eddie having some sort of like, coy, like, you know, moment, PDA moment, I thought that was kind of ridiculous. And it brought out the old Tamara that we know and love, the catty bitch whore, you know? - I don't love her, only you do. She's gross. - Well, I said that with a, that was tongue-in-cheek. - I'm glad signing through a dog leash at her head. (laughing) - She is, I mean, she really is an awful, awful human being. And every time she does something that I think is like really funny, she counters with the catty thing, like what she did last night. And then she put Bose's hand on her boob. She should be, you're right, she should know how to, she should check herself. Eddie's the best. - Well, you know, I find that it's like that post-Honeymoon phase, like she was saying now he farts. - Yeah. - You know? It's that thing where I guess I can speak for gay guys, for some of us. You know, when we meet a new guy, we're like, "Hey, I'm Ronnie." Yeah, I, we speak kind of manlier, we walk a little taller. And then once we've had sex a couple of times and we're comfortable, suddenly it's like, "Oh my God, let's watch a houselight." (laughing) What am I with? And I think that's kind of the moment Tamara's going through where she just, her fakeness dropped off for a second and the evil queen trying to feed Snow White Napples to show them through a little bit. - Yeah, but Eddie's an idiot because, you know what, that evil queen has been well-documented for about four years now. So Eddie should be-- - No, yes. - And you know, and Eddie, and I'm surprised Eddie hasn't done due diligence because, you know, a lot of people get a gay vibe off of him, I have to say. - He got on the right train to get some screen time. Bravo clearly paid for their trip to Europe last season. - Yeah, that's true. - He'll probably get a trip this year and then he will piece the fuck out. - But you know what, though, that being said, even though Tamara, the Tamara thing, the hand on the boob, whatever, I still think he was not being very gentlemanly when he basically told her like, "Go fuck yourself in front of Vicki and Bo." That was-- - That was the best part of the episode. (laughing) - But it was not, that was very un-gentlemanly. Like, no one, even if you're pissed off, you should never say that to your lady or your significant other in front of company. But I got-- - No. - This is what happened to the OC. - You're presuming normal human values. (laughing) - I mean, that's absolutely true what you're saying, but I think that a lot of people were probably like, "How can you date the villain from a TV show? "Like that woman is horrible?" And he's like, "Who won't be that with me?" 'Cause I'm gonna take that shit. So, you know, he's probably got a lot on his mind and he's confronted by Tamara. - Yeah, maybe he was like a little turned on by Bo, you know? Maybe he wanted to have Bo's hand on his bosom. (laughing) I don't know. Listen to me, gay-baiting. - Well, why are you gonna be surprised when you're dating Tamara and she puts someone's hand on her boob to get a laugh? - Yeah. - Like, that's so stupid. It's Tamara, you know, you're lucky that she didn't get pregnant on purpose just to get a joke. - It shows that both of them don't trust each other. The fact that she would actually be threatened by Vicki is ridiculous and the fact that he would be threatened by this guy, Bo, you know, although I guess it's more than that, but still-- - I think it all goes back to the shot at Tequila, followed by the mini-bottle of champagne, followed by Vicki's bottle of Chardonnay. - Listen, what goes on on the ferry stays on the ferry. You guys, they were inked to drunk. You're like, "Ah, let's have a shot." "Ah, yeah, good!" - They were like, "They were putting their keys in a bowl." - That's what happens when he turns 65 and he go on a ferry and the high seas take over you. - I mean, Vicki delivered her signature woohoo, too. I mean, it was all happening. - Speaking of boos, why don't we move on to the real housewives of Beverly Hills to the reunion episode? And the big story was Kim Richards being interviewed by Andy Cohen talking about how she's an alcoholic. - Cut to Ronnie. - Yes. - Did you watch my video? You bastard. - Yes, give our listeners some Kim realness. - Hey, thank you for coming. (all laughing) - I love Kim Richards, and I love that she showed up to her apology interview, "Wasted." Clearly, clearly wasted. That was awesome. She's my hero. - I was upset that she wasn't wearing her iconic outfit of that red and white thing that gets-- - Are you talking about the blouse, the silky blouse? - The silky blouse with the bow around the neck. - The boo, boo, boo, boo. - I see Laura Ingalls Wilder look. - Yes. (all laughing) - I was upset that there wasn't any of that. Do we think that Kim is truly on the road to recovery or-- - Well, she said she's slippered. She brought a line, "I'm an alcoholic." It came out drunker than we've ever heard. - I thought-- - She's, yeah. I mean, she was stumbling on her life. And also, she openly admitted that she's on Pilsdale. - Yeah. - That the doctors at the three center gave her pills, which is just crazy. - Yeah. - That's just crazy. That doesn't even make any kind of thing. So you're sober. - Yeah, well, you're on medication. Oh, yeah, the doctors gave it to me. They just gave me some pills. You fucking, you wasted ass Kim. I love it. - She's probably so disappointed to hear that Michael Jackson's doctor actually is going to jail. (all laughing) - Yeah, there's a good man. There's a good man right there. - Hey, can somebody, do you see how to delete contacts off my phone? (all laughing) - She's a mess. She's a wonderful mess. And I hope she comes back next season. She may be off the pill or she may be on the pills, but she admitted to being off the gay bull mastiff. Do you believe that they're really still not together? - I believe that. - Yeah, because he wouldn't let her get away. I think didn't they meet in rehab? - Did they meet in rehab? - I didn't know that. - No, she said so. - I heard that they met in rehab. And that's why she's saying he's being so controlling 'cause she was wasted in that episode. And he was trying to get her the hell out of the bathroom and stop doing drugs before they go to a party. And she's like, "He's meaning to me." It's like, you know, if Sid ever told Nancy, drop the needle, she'd be crying abuse in two seconds. It's wonderful as shit. (all laughing) - Well, I got it, but she said on the show. - She's ugly. (all laughing) - She said on the show that she met him just like on the street. - Oh yeah, she met him at the mailbox. - Yeah, I was at the mailbox and there was, there he was and I was like, "Oh my God, I've seen you, not really, "but I've seen you, but not really before." And so, what the fuck kind of story is that? You know what we're gonna stick with when you tell your ugly little children? Come on man. (all laughing) I bet you're at the mailbox, crazy ass. - What do we think of the fact that she told Andy, she is unwilling to ever apologize to Brandy because of the pain Brandy caused her family? - Yeah, I wish someone would, I wish Brandy would have called out the fact that probably her alcoholism caused more pain than any of that Brandy would have said, you know? - Well, that's why I don't believe for one second because an alcoholic, one of the things that we learned (all laughing) before we got to rehab, is taking responsibility for your actions. You're not allowed to say that was Brandy's fault that my family said. You're supposed to say, I'm an alcoholic, I screwed my family, Brandy's a bitch, but that's up to her. - Yeah, Brandy may have cleaned. - I thought you were supposed to say, "Woo hoo, we're going to the river!" - "Woo, we're going to the ferry!" (all laughing) - I'm wasted, how come that was making out with me? (all laughing) - Yeah, no, I think that like, to say that like, the kids were so embarrassed that Brandy would say this, I mean, maybe she, maybe what she's trying to say is that no one has suspected her of being on crystal meth until Brandy made that accusation, but the truth is that actually, way before Brandy even surfaced, people were always saying how she was on crystal meth. I mean, I mean, that's just sort of like, that was part of her thing, you know? - Well, do you remember when Kyle got so offended because crystal meth is a lot different than being an alcoholic? I mean, really, it's not. I mean, an addict is an addict. I mean, I know crystal meth is tackier, I'm not denied it. - Yeah, that does not have the cache, you know? - Yeah, I mean, I know it's like, the white trash, looser teeth, drugs, but-- - Yeah, but it's not like, Kim is drinking like, high quality liquor. She's probably drinking malt liquor out of those lips. - Yeah! - You know, she's in a Hilton hotel right now, taking every little bottle out of that refrigerator. (laughing) - Aw, mommy needs to kick me off. (laughing) - Hey, Candy, it's Kim, just wanted to call and say, "Thanks!" (laughing) Her back says, "I got it." (laughing) - Oh my God. Bless her heart. Bless her heart. - Do you guys think that, like, Kyle, it was just kind of like, faking her way through that little reunion with Kim there in front of Andy, or do you really-- - Yeah. - Or, like, now, this amazing sister bond that they have in their childhood? - I think she believes in the sister bond. I think Kyle probably tells herself a lot of things to make her feel like everything's okay, or make her feel like she's doing the right thing. You know, it'll only take, like, one second before they're attacking each other. In fact, it happened when I was there. Like, Kim made some joke about, like, how, like, how hard it is to live with this one over here. And Kyle's like, "Why do you gotta say that, you know?" So, clearly, they're gonna be at each other's throats. - Well, also, Kyle's just finished reading an entire season of people mean tweeting her and telling her what a horrible person she is. And Kyle's one of the only housewives that takes criticism like that, and actually comes out and formulates an apology so that people will just stop sending her evil tweets. (laughing) I think that no matter what happened, Kim-- - What's that? - She's a very busy lady. - Yeah. - Yeah, she is. She's got a lot of apologizing to do. And so, I think that, you know, when it comes to something like, "Kim, Kim could have a needle sticking out of her arm." And Kyle would be like, "I'm supporting her." - Yeah. - And, you know, it's good for her. - But, you know, Kyle's a classic enabler and doesn't know it. - What do you mean by that? - She enables her sister to do the alcoholism, just to cover it up. She doesn't allow her to hit a rock bottom. And so, that's why there's a lot of-- - Like a game night, a game night probably. That was a perfect-- - I don't think it's this. Kyle is done, like, putting her marriage and jeopardy, because she does not want to lose Mauricio over her dumb ass sisters. So, she's-- I think that she's actually kind of like, "I'm going to put on a smile, "but I am done with this crazy bitch." - I think that Kyle purposely put Kim on that show to make her look like a goddamn idiot, because she knew that she was a drunk, she knew that she was an addict, and she got her on that show because she wants to be the star of that family. And, you know, you never really forget your childhood. - Well, look at both of their resumes, Kim has to make what's Kyle's to shame. - Yeah, well, they have actually such a fascinating relationship. If you look at that, you know, Kim was the star, Kyle was like the second-rate one, but Kyle showed all the responsibility, but Kim believed that she was the one that was supporting her family. I mean, they are so fucked up, it's fantastic. - Yeah, it's delightful. - It really is. They need to get Kathy on that, so. - Yeah, why is Kathy not like-- I mean, I'm shocked that Kathy and Paris did not appear this season. - Well, they say that they won't appear without being paid, so they won't show up at any parties or anything unless they make money, and so Bravo's like screw you. - Yeah, they don't need them. They were smart, they would get on board. I mean, look at Linda, what's her face? Brody Jenner's mom, Linda Thompson, she shows up, she doesn't have to be paid. She was married to Elvis, or she banged Elvis, at least. - Yeah, that's slightly almost the same thing. (laughing) - So, speaking of people who show up on the Beverly Hills Housewives, how about Dana, our old friend Dana showed up on the reunion, looking super tan, and ready to embrace the world. So happy to be on camera, she works. - She's my favorite, and if she is not on next season, I'm done. - I actually, she's turning into one of my favorites. You guys, it's awesome. She's so awesome. - Well, here's why I'm a horrible person, because when I was younger, I was like poor. Well, well, I was kind of poor. Like, my mom was poor, but my dad was really rich, and so I went to school, and I was the type of guy who like made money from my success. I'm really proud of myself. Really, you're really proud of yourself from wearing a rich ugly guy to buy you disgusting shoes to say fuck you. Congratulations, well done. You're a poor mother's proud. - Two things. I love the fact that she has been referring to herself as I'm a guy, I'm sort of like a guy who's like wealthy, and I'm kind of like a guy who's looking in and wanting to be wealthy. I'm like, you're not a guy. Like, can we just clarify this? You are a lady, you're not a guy. - But are not, like, for $25,000 sunglasses, I think she has a $25,000 penis, okay? - Here's the thing, I think-- - She's got a goo-to-tee-tee. (laughing) - And Ferragamo calls. - But you know, though, I felt like I actually empathized with her like first, first second there. I thought, you know, even though she's ridiculous, I felt like she actually was in her own weird way bearing her soul, and I felt like I saw some vulnerability in there, and I thought it was actually kind of endearing. - Was her soul pathetic? - Oh, she's so pathetic. - Okay, she goes into that reunion, getting ready to get Lisa, because that's what Kyle's doing. And she tries to snap at Lisa, and fails miserably. How are you calling me ridiculous? You're the one with a dog that walks around fully clothed, and you're like, that's just because he's dying of pants that darling. - Did you see how nervous she got when she tried to tell off Lisa, and she tried to say, "I think she started to, like, pant." She's like, "Well, you know, I mean, just the dogs." - She was totally right. - What? - She was totally in the right. - She was. - I know that you're up Vanderpump's ass, Ben, but, like, I'm sorry, her dog is ridiculous. - Well, I love how Lisa's just like, "Well, he has Alapisha." I was like, "Oh, okay, never mind." - Well, yeah, because they don't know what Alapisha means on that show, so it's fine. - But poor Pam, you know, Brandi was out there for one and a half episodes, and Pam, she's out there. I'm calling her Pam, but her name is Dana. She's out there for, like, all of, like, five seconds. And he's like, "Well, thanks so much for coming. "You can probably just like see her, like, "eyes darting around nervous," and he's like, "What? "They're making me go? "I don't want to go home." - I know, and you know that she had to sit there for, like, eight hours, 'cause Brandi was saying that she had to sit backstage sequestered, couldn't hear anything for six hours before they brought her out. So that means Dana was back there for, like, eight hours. - I just love-- - Just sitting there all alone to come out and show her stupid fake glittery fuck-you shoes. What? - Oh, yeah. - A door. - Hey, if you don't-- - You're for a loan! - This is what we do. - We don't even know that she has a real fiance, okay? - No, she has a-- - Oh, I've seen her, and he's awesome, and he speaks Thai, and he's, like, a genius already. He was, like, a genius when he was four, like, my baby. He's awesome. We go way back. - He just doesn't like the furniture at home. - He just doesn't like us to have a home that's furnished because it makes him really uncomfortable. (laughter) - He's a cultural. - He's a ghost. He died. His name is Bill Cosby. It doesn't move about him, called Ghost Dad. He's a dad to someone. And I'm married to him. He's awesome. - Delo Pudding Pops paid for these fits. - He gives me the best sweaters. They're floating because he's a ghost, so I don't actually see him, but they float across the room to me. - Or Dana. Dana is just disgusting. She typifies the asshole LA idiot. - That is true, you know? - That is true. - Which is fabulous. - But I do need that representative. - Yeah, it's sort of like, you know, I loved how Andy asked her about when she was saying those ridiculous things about how we all wanted vacation. She's just like, "I was hammered." You know, I was like, "Good for you for just saying that." You know? I mean, I hope she was hammered. I mean, she was no Kim Richards, but-- - She was coked out of her mind, and so was Taylor at that party. I love when they show clips of it, and they just show Taylor sitting there on the ottoman with her eyes popping out of her head, and Dana with her her dime eyes. Those girls are coked out of their mouth. - The only reason anybody noticed that Kim was in the bathroom all night is because they had to go to the upstairs and wanted to do their coke. (laughing) - And you know, the other thing is that, you know, like Dana was trying to like bust Brandi's chops by saying that like, that Brandi was instiating the whole night. No, I'm sorry, Brandi was not instigating it. It was not, I say, it was not. - No, but Brandi was squilly white trash, and she was playing into it. Instead of just saying, "Hey, you guys, "I noticed that you're, you know, not liking me. "What's up? "Did I do something to offend you?" She was like, "Ah! "Get outta here, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" Now she starts squealing when she gets mad. It's like the tea is almost ready, and then the tea is really ready, and then it's like, "Get the tea pot up! "We're gonna catch the house up, boy!" (laughing) - Now we're just making noises. (laughing) All right, so why don't we move on to-- - And move on until we discuss one final thing. What is gonna happen next season? Who is staying, who is going, who is coming, go. - Well, the rumor has it that Kim and Taylor will not be returning, or Camille. - What? - What? - So, those are the rumors, but who knows? - They need to have Taylor because she's a mess. They need to have Kim because she's a mess. They need to have Camille because everyone loves Camille now. - Exactly. - They need to act Taylor because Taylor is gonna be on the hunt for a husband. - Yeah, and she's gonna be doing ridiculous things and trying to like, like, impress everyone. - Well, you guys heard the days gossip, right? They just came out. Taylor, it's confirmed that Taylor's been having an affair with her lawyer, who's married and has three kids. - What? (laughing) - Yeah, that bitch just got caught. If you wanted to do yourself a huge favor, go to @TaylorArmsstrong on Twitter and read the people chewing her ass out. It's awesome. - So where did this come out? How did it come out? Did she confirm it? - It came out in the most reliable news source of all time, right or online. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - Well. - Wow, I wonder who sold that story, Lisa Vanderpump. Just kidding. - No kidding. This was like, I think I'll buy some below first today. (laughing) - Wait a second, so this is Taylor's lawyer. How long has the affair been going on for? - They say like six months? I mean, wait, hold on, that's when Russell died. I'm sorry. Let me see. Oh, I don't even have it on my screen anymore. I'm a terrible, terrible news person. - Presumably this is the lawyer that was gonna sue. - Russell? - No, I'm sorry, this is the lawyer who was presumably gonna sue Lisa. - And Camille. - Or Camille, that's okay. - This is the lawyer who's taking care of her MMR case. She's being sued by my medical records.com for defrauding people out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. - Wow. - Wow. - But I wonder how her therapist is gonna feel. - Very left out. - Yeah, very left out. (laughing) - Well, no, he probably suggested that she do it. That guy's like the worst therapist in the world. - Come on, move on, move on. - Basically, he never wanted any socks either. I always found that weird. - I hate the no socks, it freaks me out. - It was really funny. - What kind of therapist, what kind of therapist gives marriage counseling, couples counseling, doesn't ever, I mean, totally betrays one of the clients in the public. That guy's disgusting. - I cannot believe that guy's a lot of practice. - But he gave Taylor that special calendar with special stickers. (laughing) - She made that, he didn't give it, she made that. That was a triumph of her spirit. - Apologize to mommy every day for being born, whole week eight before I go to school. - See, you know, don't get me off the toilet lid. - You know, Taylor's whole past, I'm sure, I'm shocked it really has not come to the fore. I mean, look at Danielle Stav from New Jersey. She like, you know, she shot on a sidewalk once and it became a scandal for four episodes, you know? But you know, you have Taylor who has like changed her name, she has been accused of all these crimes, of these like these grifter sort of past to her and it still hasn't really come to the fore. - Well, I think the plan, I think the plan was to do that because the whole season was Taylor being an absolute crazy c-word. I mean, she was insane. When they were showing clips of her breaking down, I was like, oh my God, I forgot about all this. I actually forgot about how crazy she was all season and I think that probably was the plan, but guess what? Now she's got the victim card because of fucking Russell. - Right, and I think the only one who was not really forgotten has been Brandi. I think Brandi, I think that's what Brandi was sort of alluding to during the reunion when she was going after Taylor. - The other ones all know, they were sitting there while Taylor was blowing on about, what about that story about how Russell was hiding in the bushes while she was, and then he jumped out of the bushes, beat everybody up, threw her in the pool and tried to drown the entire party and the dog. Really? - Yeah, that was one of the most crazy stories. Do I really, he overpowered four different people? I mean-- - Yeah, my office-- - Actually looked away. Yeah, it was a total lie, she's a total liar. Lisa actually looked away inside like, oh my God, all the women looked like they didn't believe it, but they're not gonna be told off on Twitter. I'm telling you, Twitter is ruining reality shows. No one wants to get told off. - Matt, what, you were trying to say something before? - I've been trying all day, Ben. - Oh, sorry. - Just take some pills. - Brandi over there in the corner. Speak your mind, Matt. - I have nothing to say, I just think Taylor's a big fucking liar and I won't miss her if she's gone. - Yeah. - I will miss him, 'cause I think-- - I just need Kim there. I mean, I would hate if Camille left too, I'll be honest, 'cause I love her now, 'cause she's now fake and trying to please the audience, but Camille and Kim can stay, Taylor can go at herself. - But you know what makes Camille all the much better? Is that if she has a tailor to play off of? - Exactly. - So you need to have all of them. You need to have all of them. - But Camille's the type of woman who will always have somebody that hates her and that she hates, because she's that kind of woman. - That's true, you know? - The sad messages-- - But also, did you hear the other route, oh, I'm sorry, go ahead and I'll-- - No, I was gonna say, the saddest is that the one that's the most, I think, probably that you can get rid of the most easily is probably Adrienne. I think she probably brings the least. - Adrienne needs to go away. She's not even interesting. - You know how much I hate her, because she looked like the biggest idiot in this entire reunion thing, and I am sorry, but I am so team brandy at this moment, because, you know, she's the only one who is real. The rest of them are all fake. - Yeah. - So what was the other one? - Well, she's also the poorest. (laughing) - She's also the poorest. - She's the only friend of four to buy. - Buy fakery, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, she doesn't need to be fake. - Well, I was very happy. - Brandy actually tweeted at me the other day, I was very flattered. - Oh. - I asked her if she wanted to get coffee, and she said she had to go to the gym. But after, and I was like, ha ha ha, and I was like, she's not serious, is she? And I got sad. (laughing) - And then I waited for three hours. - I'm sorry, get to you, but no, her assistant wasn't serious. - I think it was her. I think it was her. (laughing) Well, the rumor is that Sly still loons, XY Jennifer Flavin is gonna be the new housewife. - Really, Jennifer Flavin, that's the name, I have not heard in a long time. - I would love to hear some Sly BS. - That would be great. - Oh yeah. - Have her come free from their marriage. - Oh yeah, that would be like Kelsey times 10. - Didn't Jennifer Flavin end up marrying Joe Pesci? - Oh God. - Well, she really has a thing for over the hill of time, guys, huh? (laughing) She is pop-a-dron far behind. (laughing) - I can't imagine. (laughing) - I cannot imagine. All right, well, we have to go on to Atlanta because we're already at 47 minutes. So let's talk about Atlanta real quickly. - I didn't want it. (laughing) - But I'll fake it. - Okay, that's all right, Matt, did you watch it? - Obviously. - Okay, now here's the thing. I wanted this episode thinking it would be so boring. I thought they were just gonna be going on safari. I thought it was hilarious. These women on safari, this is like, first of all, this is a way to set like, I think, like, the view of Americans back, you know, about 50 years. I think it's also, honestly, I thought this episode was really bad for racial relations. I was like, this is going to like make people racist. It's just gonna make racist think like, everything that they've always thought is right because-- - Yeah, it's like when homophobes go to a gay pride parade and see them nambler float and they're like, told you. - Yeah, this was, I mean, honestly, when you have like Marlowe there on safari, you'd be like, oh, look at that antelope, you know? (laughing) You were saying things like, oh, look at that zebra. You know, I got a zebra carpet on my floor. Oh, I feel bad about it now. I'm gonna take a picture of this zebra and put it on the wall, 'cause that way it looks matches the zebra carpet that I don't wanna take back, it looks pretty. She's literally saying those things, Ronnie. Matt, you can't, you can't say that. - Yeah, Matt, you can, Matt, you can, yeah, man. (laughing) - Oh, right, Matt? - Yeah, no, it was, that was quick. - Matt is like, Matt is clutching his pearls right now. (laughing) They were saying such ridiculous things on a safari. You know, but at the same time, it was also hilarious. You know, they'd see like, it's, they'd see like a giraffe and you'd hear like, can you go, "Girl." (laughing) In many ways, it was like the most perfect thing ever. - Well, they're all afraid of animals, so I don't know why they aren't afraid. - Well, the best is that like, half of them thought they were gonna be riding the animals. (laughing) - It was like, it was like a little pony she could get. - Cynthia literally was like, so is today the day, so are we gonna be actually riding the animals today? Or are we just watching the animals? And they're like, there is no way. - They straight fucking face. - To Cynthia's credit, like the closest she's probably ever come to animals is like posing on elephant. (laughing) - Well, this, so this Marlowe character, I think this was the episode where Marlowe got put through the bravo ringer. They did everything possible to make her look like the biggest idiot ever, including when she came to break this. And she announced that she was wearing Louis Vuitton to the safari. (laughing) And Cynthia actually, Cynthia, I thought was likable this episode, what do you think, Matt? - I hate Cynthia, I've always hated her and I always will. - Yeah, but she was a little bit more likable this episode. - She knows how to be seen. (laughing) - She thought it would be good for her to jump on the Neeney bandwagon, but then Marlowe came to town and now Cynthia's left out in a cold and the smalls don't want her and the talls are done with her. - No, the smalls will take her. The smalls will take her. The thing is with Cynthia, what I liked about her this episode was that she was, she seemed to be the only one saying, hello, we are in Africa, why is everyone late? Like, why are we at Nobu? Like, we could have gone to Miami. Like, she seemed to actually have some self-awareness for once. - Then why didn't she not go to Nobu? - Well, she's not going to hate Japanese food in South Africa. Shut the fuck up at all. (laughing) - She didn't want to eat zebra and feel bad about it. - And then I love how she was like, oh yeah, I like to mix, you know, some low-end items with some high-end items. Look at my like, African beat bracelet and it's called, bitch, you don't have any money, all of your shit is low-end items. - Well, no, but she said that though, she said that, she said I'm on a budget and that's what, and you know what, I agree with her, I like that she was talking more about having a look, anyone could put on Gucci and then they cut tomorrow, coming down and say, I was like, hey, I got my Louis Vuitton. (laughing) - So wait, who has this new budget? Look, Cynthia? - Cynthia. - Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. - Has she opened a new business? - No, but her husband, Peter, is failing in everything he does, so it's like they have to-- - I'm so as heard. - Her new business is doing great. - She's like seven years old, okay. And she like, she clearly rents her house in the ghetto. - Yeah. - Well, what's-- - Yeah. - But still though, I still think she came off looking better than Marlow. Marlow wore what they called them disco pants. She wore like bejeweled designer sparkling pants on safari with high heels. And then the night before, they read a club and she was making it rain in a club. They were, like for no good reasons. She was throwing money everywhere. I mean, this woman is like-- - She didn't even know the denominations because she was just like throwing the bills, like not American dollars. And then Phaedra and-- - Candy. - And Candy are scrounging on the floor and grabbing the dollar bills. (laughing) - Well, they were like-- - It was like, I got some pampers to buy in. I will buy myself a new pair of shoes. - Candy's like, if she throw that money, I'm gonna take it. - That's why Candy's the smartest one. She saves all her dollar bills. - Oh, and how embarrassing it was that when they arrived at their lodging at the safari, so for Lisa and Ronnie here, they get to this place and like half the rooms are like super modern and half are sort of like old school style, they call them antique or whatever. So all the women wanted to be in the modern rooms, but they both were beautiful lodgings. And they sat around, they drew numbers. I mean, was this the most ridiculous thing you'd ever seen that? - I would have only wanted to say in the modern wing myself. - Yeah, but I would have like figured it out. - Here's the question. Were there enough hangers for everyone? (laughing) - Not quite sure about that. - Well, actually, Marla was asking repeatedly for more closet space. She was like, is there a hair and makeup here? They're like in a house. In a house in the middle of the safari, she's asked for a hair and makeup. And amazingly, they got her a hair and makeup person. - Yes, they did. They searched and they found like a creepy looking little gay dude who came to sit her hair and makeup. - Real creepy, real creepy. - Well, did they go visit? Did they go visit kids with flies on 'em? Because who goes to Africa without saying the kids with flies on 'em? - Yeah, they went to the orphanage, they gave stuff away, stuff wasn't interesting. That was like, you've seen it once on a reality show, you've seen it a million times. Like, let's go, look at the beautiful kids, they'll play some inspiring music. The kids will sing, they'll be happy, and we'll realize that they can be so happy with so little, yada, yada, yada. - You people are fucking awful. It made me misty-eyed. - Did it really? - Yes. - I mean, I thought it was sweet. I'm just saying it was nothing special. - You know what my biological clock is just ticking, 'cause I was like, I need some little black babies, they're adorable. - Well, get on the plane and you better hit up that orphanage, 'cause it's a hot ticket now. - I did actually see that part, and I thought it was really funny how the way that Shiree was like, they were just so excited to see us. Like, it's going to sound like, she made it sound like, I didn't even know these little kids watched broff, though. (laughing) - I didn't know how far my stardom crossed. (laughing) - That's pretty much what she was saying, yes. - But it was funny to watch them break it down in the dirty old dusty streets. Like, you know, they were all popping and locking. I mean, I thought it was fun. It brought the women together. - Yeah. - You know, I actually got an appreciation also, well, I always have an appreciation for Candy, but I had even more in terms of, you know, they went to a dinner party earlier, and then also later, when I met up with these kids, talking about like hip hop and music, and like, Candy is such a big deal. Like, like these kids in Africa have probably heard, you know, all of her songs, you know? - Okay, excuse me. Candy is awesome, but she is not that big of a deal. She did not write "No Scrubs" by herself. There are five songwriters on that one fucking song. - So. - Oh. - So? - So she's not like the a genius. Did you see the other episode where she went to Jodie Messina's house and they're making a country song? It was shit. (laughing) - No, I enjoyed it, and I was- - I above all the haters. (laughing) - I fly raps fucking stale bin at Target for $1.99. - Perhaps you haven't heard of a certain song called "Tardy for the Party." I rest my case. (laughing) - I rest my case. Genius. Genius. - Oh, oh. - You see? I still know it. - So, all right, well, we're almost hitting the one hour mark, so I say we can wrap this up. Does anyone else have any pressing matters that they have to get off their chests? - Top staff, I wish that skinny little evil bitch got sent home. (laughing) That's it. - Oh, I like her. I like her. - Lindsay, I wanted to make shell happy. I just feel terrible. - How about you start being a flaming cunt on "That's Not Too Me." How about that? How's that sound? - Yeah, I wanted Sarah to go home, but I knew Ed was gonna go home. I knew it's, so. - Well, as long as it wasn't the young Asian, I loved him. - Yeah, we like him. No, the moment that Ed decided to go for canned oysters, I was like, "Boop, he's gone." They always, they hate that. - Yeah, why would he do that? - I don't know. Why would he do that? Why would he get the canned oysters? - I know, I'm offended. (laughing) - It was embarrassing for Whole Foods so they didn't have any fucking oysters. - Well, they're in Texas, you know. But, I don't know. Ronnie, maybe you can speak to the availability of oysters in Texas. - We got Rocky Mountain oysters in Texas. - Yeah! - Oh! - They're bull balls. - Yeah. - Bull balls. - Okay, well, speaking of Rocky Mountain oysters, I think it's time that we all proof for lunch. - Ben is gonna go massage his balls. (laughing) - I got it on my balls, so. - And there's sexy podcasts. (laughing) Thanks, guys, for another great episode. Super fun. Thanks for joining us, Lisa. - Thank you for letting me join, guys. I had a blast. - Yeah, Lisa. - Yay. - Team Lisa. - Team Lisa. - Woohoo! - Thanks, Matt. You're being very quiet over there. - Um, I said woohoo. (laughing) - It wasn't-- - It's not press, the issue. (laughing) - It wasn't a dominant woohoo. I didn't feel like you were about to go on to a ferry, so. (laughing) - No, I'm sorry, some dude. (laughing) Anyway, I'm gonna go dig into a big old bag of crawfish now, so. (laughing) And I mean that in the metaphorical sense, and you figure that one out. Okay, so, I guess we'll all speak next week, so bye, everyone. - Bye-bye, yay. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - You don't have to wait any longer. Just go to youtube.com/waitfortcomedy. There's no need to wait for it anymore. Because it's here, and it's funny. And I love you. (upbeat music) - A few days ago, Brooke Tudeen posted an inspirational quote on her wall that got 17 likes and three comments. Thumbs up, Brooke. 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