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That's audible.com/crapins or text Crapins to 500-500. - This episode of Watch What Crapins is brought to you by GameFly.com. Go to gamefly.com/haha for your free 15-day trial. (upbeat music) - Hey, everyone. You are listening to Watch What Crapins, a podcast that's devoted specifically to all things Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from BesideBlog.com, and joining me are Matt Woodfield, features editor at Yahoo. Did I get your title correct, Matt? - We'll stick with that. That works. - Okay, that's good. And also, Ronnie Karam from tvasm.com. - Hello. - Hello, gentlemen. I'm hearing some clanking over there. Is someone meddling with their tea service? - That must be Matt. - I am not doing anything. I'm an angel. Say hello, an African, 'cause we're going to Africa today. - I think you probably just say hello. - Oh, could I say-- - Well, we can say it like the Atlantic said. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey, thank you. - Hey, girl. - Hey, girl. - We have to jump right into this. You know, I just watched this week's episode. Ronnie, you said you watched it last night. This was, this is, I feel like, the spark that the season has needed there. This episode, with the fighting that happened in the last 15 minutes, was so jaw-droppingly crazy, just with the last 15 minutes alone. What did you guys think? - Well, I'm kind of upset with the two of you. This is appointment viewing. This is Sunday night. Sit down, lock it in, make an event out of this. This is not to be held on a DVR. - Some of us have social lives that happen on Sundays. - Oh, I totally do not. I will not pretend that I do. - Actually, I don't even know what I was doing. - I'm not one who has a social life, but I have to train with my aunt. That is almost the good wife, okay? - And down Naby. - Okay, Julianna Margales or Marlowe? Marlowe, I'm going to take-- - So, let's back up a little bit and explain to the listeners what the hell happened, okay? So, the women minus Kim all went to Africa, to South Africa for a big old trip. And the big controversy of the episode was that Shiree had a friend who's having a dinner party. So, Shiree invited Candy and Phaedra but did not invite Nini Marlowe, who's sort of like a trip-crasher or Cynthia. And so, that was already causing some strife. So, one half the tall women were going to go to Nobu. The short women were going to go to this dinner party. And then Cynthia basically, Shiree and Cynthia have a discussion where Cynthia is trying to be friendly and invites the women to Nobu, even though they're going to dinner party. And so, Shiree responds and says, "Look, you can come to this dinner party if you want. "I see that you're not attached to Nini's hip, "so come along." And what does Cynthia do? - Oh, that was terrible. - Cynthia, she runs right into the room. ♪ Oh my God, I finally have a storyline ♪ - Yeah, exactly, like this poor woman, I mean, like, clearly the Cynthia Bailey modeling agency did not take off 'cause she's ready to go on a vacation after it opened three days ago. - Yeah, exactly. So, Cynthia, who's ready to prove that she's not attached to Nini's hip, goes and runs right directly to Nini and tells both Nini and Marlowe that she's been invited, but Marlowe and Nini are not invited to this dinner party, which was not a news flash, I don't think, 'cause I feel like that's the way it was before. - No, and Nini never wanted to go to this dinner party, Cashew and Shiree hate each other, and she actually admits in one of the confessionals that had she been invited to a dinner party, there's no way in hell, Shiree would have been, you know, invited by her. - Yeah, exactly. So then Marlowe, of all people, Marlowe who has spent this entire trip, for some reason, talking about etiquette, which is to me, the funniest notion of all, and by the way, props to Shiree for even knowing who Emily Post was. I was a little surprised at that reference. - Well, clearly, she, you know-- - She's a champion. - She checked the Wikipedia on her iPhone on the flight over her. (laughing) - There's a lot of things to do. And also, you gotta love that Marlowe's like, this is how y'all got to eat bread, this is how the rich people eat, like, oh no. - I know, I was watching a new version of My Fair Lady. (laughing) - But she was handy who hit the nail on the head when she was like, well, clearly she's trying to change the perception of herself, because she's a criminal, so now she's trying to go with a polar opposite. - Yeah, and as we all know, the proper etiquette when you find out that you haven't been invited to a party is to just go storming into someone's room and start raising hell, right? I mean, that's the Emily Postway, correct? - It is, and it's called, you know, while you're in Africa, why not get arrested there? Because I'm sure the jail system there is much nicer than Hotland. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So I was actually very excited about this, because she totally won at Shiree, and Shiree has been so demirial all season, except for the first episode. And what you sort of forget about Shiree is that no one can step to her. You know, like, she will not suffer any fools. The moment Marlow started going after her, Shiree was just bam, ready to go right back, you know? - Yeah, Shiree was totally bored until that happened, and she was psyched. - Yeah, finally she gets to yell at someone. - Yeah. - Well, she took yellow bobwood field and throw a Sprite Zero in his face. - Yeah, but that was more of a minor, like, emotional, like, hiccup for her. You know, this was like, you know, she, like, she, once she gets mad, she, like, she is a pit bull, you know? She starts barking and will not stop. - I love her, and I was rooting for her in the Talls versus Smalls fight. However, Marlow kind of, you know, smashed her. I'm sorry, like, Marlow wrecked her. - No, I disagree. I think Shiree wrecked Marlow. Because Marlow tried to step to Shiree, thought she was gonna bowl over Shiree, and Shiree just, like, would not stop. - Well, how awesome was that fight? I love, first of all, that they're subtitles. - Yeah, cool. - That was great. - They're only, like, only, like, three subtitles because the poor editor is gonna only hear, like, three, discerned, three senses out of all the crazy noise that was coming out of that. - And I love that Shiree is like, "Yeah, you got your money from an 80-year-old white man, and then Marlow's defense is, "Oh, what are you prejudice? It's not that he's 80 years old." - Right. - Well, I just love that it eventually all devolved down to them making these weird, like, smiley, mockery-pacing. Like, there weren't even any, like, words. They're just sort of like sounds. - Well, initially, I thought that Bravo was, like, looping it, but there was no loop. - Yeah, no, it was just them being like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh." And then it'd be, like, inner menu's year, like, candy would always have, like, some kind of be like, "I'll just hear more, I'll have to do it." You know? That was my really bad candy impersonation, I'm sorry. - That wasn't really bad. - It was really bad. I'm gonna roll. - Well, I finally got some insight into how all these shows sound to my MIMA. - Oh. (screaming) - It's like, what is that clucking? What is it? - Oh, you don't even-- - I kind of wanted Phaedra to stick her donkey booty up in that business, but she was not having it. - No. Phaedra, Phaedra's really fight, actually, if you notice. - She's a classy, southern bill. - She is classy. She is, sadly enough, she is almost a classy, she's one of the bunch. Although Cynthia's pretty classy. - Oh, she is a waste of space. - Yeah, she's boring. I guess I shouldn't confuse classiness with being boring, but they kind of are the same thing. - Okay. (laughing) - That was my searing social commentary of the day. (laughing) - Go tell that to the Countess. - Well, except for the Housewives of Beverly Hills, 'cause Lisa's classy, and she's the most exciting thing on that show. - Oh, that's true. Should we talk about that reunion, or do we still have other things to say about it? - We have a few more things to say about Atlanta, because Marlow dropped the F-bomb. - Oh, yeah, how about that? Marlow has to realize that for a show that is beloved by the F-bombs, and we don't mean the four letter version, she should not be using that word. - Yeah, but you guys, it's okay if a gay guy says it. I mean, Marlow's a tranny, right? Isn't that the big secret with Marlow's, and she's the tranny that they were saying that they were gonna introduce? - Yeah, I guess one of her knifing accusations probably was that she sliced off her own dick or something. - Ew, what? - But they didn't say that that they were gonna be bringing a tranny onto the shows, didn't they? - Did they? I thought that was Miami, they tried to get out. - That sounds a little too VH1. - Yeah. - Mm, okay, yes, that's all I was talking about today. - But I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past Marlow to have been a man at his former time, considering that she sounds exactly like a man. - Oh, Marlow. - Sort of looks like a man. - I just think, I'm just like really not happy with Nini, because when this show started, Nini was the star, and now, I just don't care about her, because she really just is a straight up big old B. - Yeah, I agree. I was up last night at four in the morning thinking about this, 'cause this is what I do, and I was thinking about how Nini, back in the day, she was the best. One of the best housewives across the entire housewives, she was probably like top three. She was funny, she was gregarious, you just loved her. And now she's just awful. - She's just bitter and mean. - Yeah, she's a diva. - I know, I hope that you guys never get famous, because you'll turn into giant A-holes. - We can do that if we're not even that famous, by the way. - Yeah, I mean, that doesn't take that much. - Yeah. - This podcast is already turning me into like-- - Ronnie, you should probably just kind of leave already, you know, and let's like, I don't know what you're doing here. Just chuckling over there, chuckling in the corner. - Can I assume that nobody before we rotate over to Bev Hills, does nobody care about Kim? - I care about Kim. - I like Kim. I'm loving Kim from this year. - I actually agreed exactly what her father said, which is that since Croix came around, Kim has like mellowed out, she's become more balanced. She seems to be more thoughtful. I think her, she used to be very self-involved, and I mean, she still is, but she used to be very self-involved. - Well, now Brielle is becoming a self-involved monster. - Brielle is her, Brielle is a problem child. She's no, she's no Ariana. Ariana is an angel. I'll tell you that much. All she wants to do is help other people. - No, that's Melania. - Oh, well, you know, I had a dream the other night that Teresa Judas was my cousin, and it was like a nightmare. I'm not even kidding. But anyway, this is-- - Oh, that was a big truck or something. I was like, what is this? Yeah, I don't like that Kim is pretending that she's already got a spin-off, and this is it. - Right, but better get some scenes with some other people. I'm not here to watch you in your stupid white trash, third baby, third daddy crap. Do so. - Yeah, but woman? - She is clearly trying to become Bethany part two. Like she is having the baby, she is begging for that spin-off, and I don't know that it's actually gonna happen. I know they film stuff, but I don't know it's gonna air. - I didn't know, I thought it was announced that it was gonna, it was only just the order to pilot, is that it? - No, I think that they shot enough to like maybe run six episodes of the wedding, but like I'm waiting to see if it ever hits the schedule. - I wonder if, there's a part of me that thinks I might actually watch a Kim spin-off, because I don't really watch Bethany ever after, because it's like Bethany is like a lot. I mean, Kim is a lot too, but Bethany is like, it's like drinking orange concentrate. You just don't do that. You need to add some water in there. And I think that with Bethany, it's like a little Bethany goes a long way, but I think Kim, she has mellowed out and Troy is very likable. And I don't know, I could see myself enjoying a Kim spin-off. - Is Troy gonna stick with her? What's going on? - Looks like a good old boy who's into values and stuff like that. - Well, other than like getting someone pregnant, having the baby and never asking them to marry you. - Oh, that's true, that's true. - I think Sweetie wants a piece. - Sweetie gets fired. - Oh, thank God. - Spoiler alert! - By the way, Sweetie has seemed to me like the worst assistant of all time, right? She's just totally entitled. - Well, she is terrible. - Yeah, I think that she just gets like a new eyebrow piercing every week, and then just sits there and eats dinner with them. - Yeah, I mean, yes, Sweetie gets fired. I think it's gonna be a big drama on the show 'cause she's not talking to the family anymore from out of here. - Wow, ooh, I love that. - From what I read, from my sources, the internet. - And by the way, is it me or do Kim's parents look like they are literally cartoons? Like, I feel like her dad looks like the guy who used to sweep up the clips at the end of TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes, you know? Is that a reference that anyone gets? 'Cause I'm seriously-- - You're dating yourself, but I'm the youngest on this. - I mean, I'm not like, I mean, I'm not trying to, I'm not even saying it to be funny. I think he literally looks like that guy with a sweeper. You know what I'm talking about, Ronnie? - That is hilarious. You know, after writing so many recaps, it's really hard to come up with a new pop culture reference that you haven't used like 20 million times. - That's it, the little sweeper guy from that 1985 special on NBC. - Oh, I think Mama Joyce looks like a ninja turtle. - She does, Mama Joyce has some weird things going on. I sort of liked her more when she was homely and had a little perm. Now, when she tries these strange sort of like page boy wigs that sort of look like Joyce to wit maybe with her hair grown out a little bit, you know? - Well, just remind me never to try and suck my own dick around that woman. Jeez. - Well, that was funny. You know, I have to tell myself that I've had about so many women. - I know. - I was like, ah, did I just filate myself again in front of this woman? I wish I could class you like Cynthia, not do that. But, you know, Mama Joyce, she got so upset about ridiculous and yet then in the very next episode, she allowed herself to be filmed like wearing like only lingerie. I was like, ah, what's going on here? I felt like doing like that. If only I could do a canyon impersonation that did not sound ridiculous, I'll do that. You know what I'm candy does? I'll try it. I'm gonna try it guys. She goes, ah, I don't know. I was like, are you flapping your hands too? - Yeah, I'm doing, no, my left hand is actually twirling and I'm not even joking. I just like, I'm naturally like doing her body things. I then my, actually then, but now I left my right hands and when I do it next, we'll sort of like swirl outward and then also like lurch my shoulders forward. Like, 'cause when I saw Mama, I was like, she was gonna dress like that. Like, Mama. - Is your nose scrubbed, Grammy's sitting on a grand big piano behind you? - Oh, it most certainly is. - Okay, good. (laughing) - That concludes Ben Mandelker, Candy Burst Theater. (laughing) - I can do her face, but I can't do her voice. - I'm gonna work on it because I think she's funny. I actually think Candy has been great this season. - Candy's always one day. - I wanna know what diet she's on because her butt looked good last night I was looking at. - Yeah, yeah. - She's her fun day. - Yeah, she, I mean, she definitely had a lot of real estate as I was that Shireh who said that when she was down in Miami and I wasn't Shireh's needy. She had big thighs, but, you know, sort of sexy big thighs, right? - Can you? - I'm gonna start going... - Good night. - I'm gonna start going to an African dancing class. (laughing) - You mean you haven't been already? - I think Shireh's been going podcast from one. - Yeah, that won't sound annoying at all to have all sorts of drumming in the background of this and time. (laughing) - I like trying to guess what song they're drumming to. (laughing) - It's no scrubs. (laughing) - Candy insists that no matter where she goes, they can only play no scrubs, so she gets all the royalties. (laughing) Little known fact. - Best to buy you a lot of burritos. - Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds. Recently, I asked Mint Mobile's legal team if big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes. And then when I asked if raising prices technically violates those onerous to your contracts, they said, what the f*ck are you talking about? You insane Hollywood f*ck. So to recap, we're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month. Give it a try at Mint Mobile.com/switch. - $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speed slower above 40 gigabytes of detail. - Credit Karma is your evolved financial assistant, making managing your finances simpler and more tailored to you. Join us at Credit Karma.com to start your personalized financial journey today and continue to grow with our innovations. Credit Karma, evolve your finances. - I love this week when Marlow's like, I guess it's in the preview for next week when they say, "No, you don't mess with Sharay." She's like, "You don't mess with me, Google my arrest." - Yeah, she actually says that. - Yeah, she says that. She's like, "Look up my charges." - Oh yeah, she's like, "Google my charges." - Again, a noteworthy chapter in Emily Post. Actually, that was what Sharay said, right? I don't think they remember. There was a chapter in Emily Post about like a sultan. - Yeah, I don't think a sultan battery or aggravated assault. - Yeah, oh, Sharay, she said. - Okay, before we move on, I just remembered kind of the entire best moment. That was not the fight from the trip to South Africa. - Yes, what was that? - Let me quote, "Is this where like a apartheid happened?" - Oh yeah, that was good. - And then she's like, "Well, at least Candy tried to talk about apartheid." - I know. Well, but why couldn't Thatcher have brought it up then, you know? I mean, by the way, they all take like a class at like the African Museum of Hotlana before they-- - Yeah, but they spent the entire class molesting a mannequin, okay? - That is true. And I don't blame them because that was a hot mannequin. - It was, oh yeah, that was a hot mannequin. I wish there was mannequin three, like Atlanta on the run, whatever they'd call it. I would like that based on that mannequin. - Starring Nick Cannon and-- - Nick Cannon is a mannequin. - Starring Chad O'Jessingo as the mannequin. Little big into my personal life there. - And Bader looked-- - Hey. (laughing) - Precious is good in everything, but Precious in every movie. (laughing) - Please. - I felt bad for Bader because she looked so disappointed that there weren't really guys like that in Africa. - I know. - She's like, "Waste did money, wasted green." - And by the way, maybe it's me, but I would never fly 16 hours just to go to Nobu. Okay, I'm sure there's a Nobu in Atlanta. Why would you go 16 hours to go to Nobu in South Africa? You know? - Well, no, is there no Olive Garden handy? (laughing) - Cynthia can't afford to go to the Nobu in Atlanta because she and Peter are poor and have no money on our trash. - That's true, too. - So she had to wait to go to Africa, so Bravo would pick up the tab. - Yeah, that actually is probably true. - Yeah, if I was on the house, so I would always be filming it like Nobu. - Yeah. - Oh, I want to serve, by the way. - Oh, yeah, how was it? - It was a Persian paradise. - Really? - Really? - I was like, "Wow, Persian. "Person's for the win!" (laughing) There was a lot of fake fur and cologne going on in that place. - I don't have gold, probably. - Mm-hmm. - Wow. - Yeah, a lot of gold things. - A lot of gold things. - Do you stay used to attempted windows? (laughing) - And now it's the racist podcast. We're like, the perfect subject to follow up with apartheid is bashing in other places. (laughing) - Well, you know, I think unless there are certain kinds of racism that seem to be acceptable in LA. - Yeah. - Armanian and Persian racism totally acceptable. - Yeah, it's like everyone's on that bandwagon together. - It is. - Even them. - Yeah, I know one time I met a girl, I was going into a club and she was really sweet, so I was like chatting with her and I was like, "What's your name?" And her name was like Shiraz or something like that. I was like, "Oh, what's her name?" And she goes, "Persian, I'm so sorry." I was like, "You don't have to apologize for being Persian." She's like, "No, I really do." I was like, "Wow." - Well, and that new show, "The Saws of Sunset," I mean. - Yeah, Persian racism is about to explode. It's gonna be the next big thing. - What are the Kardashians? - Armanian. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, see? See, it all works. - Same dip, I'm Lebanese and so we did the same thing. We were always apologizing whenever our family would like to send upon the Red Lobster. I mean, it was just, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," the whole time. And then my grandpa walking around taking tips off the table and shit. Our people earned these stereotypes. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, I'm Jewish. So I guess I could say this part of me, that's probably Israeli somewhere along the line. You know, like from 5,000 years ago, but-- - I'm Serbian, so I'm a genocidal maniac. - Oh, yeah, that's true. That's very true. - He always is trying to put us in camps. Okay, now we're going in a weird place. So speaking of, sir, why don't we talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? - Go there. - Let's do it. - Let's go there. - What do you think about part one of the Reune? - I hate Adrienne. - Yeah, what a bitch, right? - Speaking of Lebanese people, Adrienne's Lebanese-- - Yeah, she is? - Yeah, Maloof. - I don't think you can be considered any race when you've had that much plastic surgery. You're just like, it's a rubber cat lady. That woman, what a bitch. You know what, and I called it in the first season. I'm saying this every week about something that we talk about. - Yes. - I call this in one of our Housewives Ho Downs podcast that that woman was a C-word, and no one believed me. But it's always the one who's like, "Oh, I'm above talking about everybody else." They're the real evil ones. - She waited two full seasons to start opening her mouth, truly opening her mouth. And I mean, she wasn't like the conscious of the conscious, but she was like, I thought a little ridiculous, a little baseless. And her attacks on Lisa, I thought were stupid. - Look, I am not a Lisa's ass like so many fans. Like I really like, so but I'm not her biggest fan, like you are up her butt. But I just thought that Adrienne embarrassed herself. I mean, she was running fine all season long. You know, she kind of put Taylor in her place when she needed to. You know, she and Paul had some cute moments. And then come finale, she totally effed up the entire thing. And now she has major haters. - Yeah, I mean, what none of these women realize is that people love Lisa and whoever goes against Lisa, it's like the enemy of my, well, no, I was gonna say, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. That's not really what I'm saying. What I'm saying, what I meant to say was that, if you go up against Lisa, we're not gonna like you. You know, you're always gonna be losing time. - Lisa, first off, Lisa needs to stop hanging out with her help because so much of that shit comes from Bernie. And whenever she's confronted on anything, it turns out Bernie said it. - I mean, Adrienne needs to. - Yes, Adrienne needs to stop hanging out with her help. Because Bernie does nothing but cause trouble. His whole Facebook is devoted to hating Lisa. All he does is lie. He claims that those photos on Bravo of Kim being at that party at Sir, at the table at Sir, were all falsified by Bravo. I mean, the guy's a fucking Looney Tunes. She needs to stop listening to him and also-- - She's a fire hymn. - Yeah. - Yeah, and you know, actually something that I wrote in my blog is that if he's unscrupulous enough to bash his boss's friend in front of his boss, then clearly he would also be unscrupulous enough to fabricate lies. - Yes, and also she's sitting there dishing it with him. So like, they're being friends and gossiping. And that's, you know, that's not what you do. - She also had the balls to say that Bernie never bash Lisa in front of her when they literally showed a clip of that happening, like five seconds prior. - And then she's tackling with her rubber chicken head. Yeah, I know. - Yeah, I wouldn't trust Bernie over anyone. And the treat is this, like, if Lisa said that she didn't like the way something tasted, even if Lisa did say that, why would Bernie, like why take Bernie side, you know? - It's not like Adrienne Effing made it, Bernie made it. So come the F, come the fuck down Adrienne. - Yeah, and Bernie was such a good chef. You wouldn't be cooking in a private home. He'd be at a restaurant. - Well, the specific thing Ad said that Bernie told her, she said, oh, well, Lisa came into the party complaining about the ethnic food 'cause Bernie's been going on this rant on the internet about how Lisa's a racist who made some racist comment about his food. Well, it turns out that she doesn't like Mexican food or something. And Lisa says, where did you hear that prove it? And she's like, people at the party told me. And she's like, well, who told you? Well, Bernie said it, not me. Oh, okay, so you didn't hear it. Bernie told you. - Well, how is that evidence, you dumb hoe? - Well, the recurring theme with Adrienne for the whole episode was that she kept on citing all these things she kept on hearing from other people. You know, the other big thing was accusing Lisa of selling stories to radar online. And so Adrienne says she heard it from someone. And then Camille pipes in saying, I heard it too. And they said, where did you hear the phone? Camille says from radar online. Well, of course, radar online's gonna say to Camille, hey, Camille, why don't she sell the story? Lisa did it too. I mean, why would, of course, they'll lie to get Camille-- - Right, can't Camille put two and two together? I mean, that really upset me. - Why would you trust that dumb? - Yeah, why would you trust radar online? - Well, and Lisa also had a great point. She's like, do you think I fucking need $100? I am not poor, like the rest of you bitches. - And you know what, she was really mad. And you can see she was really mad because she dropped the F bomb. And I don't mean the Marlow F bomb. She really was angry. She was living there. You know what Adrienne could tell too, because you know what? Adrienne just sort of like did like one of those gulps. I was like, I'm sorry, you know. - Adrienne, that's what's on her up at the end because she knew, oh shit. I have crossed, like I think she realized in her head, like, oh, this is being filmed. I'm fucking with Lisa. Now my fans are running away from her. - No, no. - I don't think it was, I don't think it was, any kind of, don't attribute any kind of thinking to Adrienne. She doesn't have working tear dicks. They were there for a long time. That's why she was tearing up. - No, I actually felt like it wasn't even about like her public persona. I think she saw that she really angered someone. It's like, you know that feeling when if you say something and it really pisses someone off and you don't even, you were really intending to be like so mean, you just thought you were just gonna like put someone in their place and then they, it like touches a nerve and you're like, oh. - You clearly have a weird gill complex 'cause I never have these feelings. - Well you guys, that's how, that's how I took it to when I first saw it. But one of the commenters pointed out, Lisa really knows how to shut ad up because the only way she could stop her was by threatening a lawsuit. And that's so true. The only thing that ever affects Adrienne is money. She gets mad when Lisa won't promote her hotel. She gets mad when Lisa makes fun of her shoes. She gets mad when there's a lawsuit threatened. That's the only thing she cares about is her daddy's money that she inherited. - So you're saying when Lisa dropped the word slander, she kind of shut her mouth? - Yes, yes. She was like, oh shit, maybe that is slander, you know? - Yeah, it is kind of. - Well can we also just say, you know, about the shoe situation, like, she's way too sensitive. Like Maluf Hough is a cute play on words. Does Lisa really think that it is a hoof? No. So get over yourself and also Pandora's engagement party. Pandora can choose where she wants to have it. And let's get honest. - Yeah, let's get honest. - Adrienne's hotel is off the strip. Nobody stays off the strip. - That's, but that being said also, Planet Hollywood is not the best place ever. - No, the cosmopolitan's the best and they should be sponsoring us right now. - Yeah, I think we should be doing this cosmopolitan's the best ever. But I think it was, it was tacky of Adrienne to be like, I would have held a luncheon. You know, the whole reason why she wanted to hold a luncheon was to get the cameras into the palms. That's the only reason why I wanted to swing the cameras over the marquee outside, the end. - That being said, Adrienne wants to sponsor us as well for a weekend at the palms, totally down for it. You know, I think Adrienne is just wonderful so she can have it. She wants us to broadcast from the palms, that's fine. I'll do it. - Well, Adrienne is about how. And she also, Lisa said that her friend who owns Planet Hollywood, was it Muhammad or whoever? - Yes, but on all's friends, all family friends. So clearly they were all put up for free, which is fine. - Called her and offered to host it, which means he called her and said, "I'm gonna host your whole damn thing for free." That's why she did it. I don't know why she didn't just say that, but. - Yeah, it was so tacky. - And also, oh, I'm sorry, look now I'm getting mad. - Yeah, get mad, get mad. - Also, Lisa's, oh, now I forgot, forget it, go ahead. Now I'm too angry. I'm going for a job, I quit. I'll see you next week. - He has rage, amnesia. I was gonna say, though, you know, the thing with the shoe, I mean, I think that Adrienne should embrace the melodic thing because it's funny and it's catchy, but I understand why she's upset because, not that I agree with her, but I understand why because the truth is she's trying to cultivate this brand, this upmarket brand, the Adrienne Meluth by so-and-so. And then here it comes, Lisa, just calling it something sort of hokey, the meluth huff, which is sort of jokey and fun. And the thing is that it's such a catchy thing, catchy name that it has caught on, and it's kind of undermined Adrienne's attempts at branding, so that's why she's so annoying. - Well, that dummy should have just said the band swag in and go with it. - Of course. - What do they call, what are they called Adrienne Meluth? - Adrienne Meluth by so-and-so, where the designer is. - Oh, whatever, that's so stupid. And also, back in Lisa's day, huff was a legitimate term. Like, that's what dancers were called huffers, and they weren't just fat, ugly cows, they were Broadway dancers, they were beautiful girls. - No, to that. - So, shut up. - No, they were beautiful girls back then. - They were beautiful back then, they weren't just cows. - Right, they need to be, they need to cast you on smash. It just needs to happen. (laughing) - We have a Ray in a scarf. I, to be fair though, as much as I love Lisa, she's no angel, okay. She got in her fair number of these very subtle, past aggressive digs, and every time she did it, I loved it. I loved it like, when she called the mother, when she said like, "It's a huff, it's wonderful." It's, you know, a little, fat little shoe, you know? (laughing) Or when Kyle, of all people, when Kyle tried to step to her, and was like, you know, you're manipulative, it's like playing chess with Bobby Fisher, and then Lisa's like, "Well, you know, "I have to be careful with a temper like yours." (laughing) Or just like, bam, like, you know-- - Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I love Kyle, but she, you know, if she's gonna jump on Team Adrian, Kyle's gonna lose points with me. - Yeah, well, one of the big problems that Kyle had was that, I think she started attacking Lisa for saying something that was mean, right? Or was it a joke? I don't remember what specifically was. But, and Lisa was like, "Well, it was a joke, darling. "It was a joke, I didn't mean to be mean, it was a joke." And then, so then Lisa cites that Kyle said that Lisa prays on the week, and then she's busting Kyle on it, busting Kyle, and Kyle's basically like, "Well, I was just being honest. "I mean, I didn't mean it to be mean." You know, I was like, "How could you be mad "at Lisa for saying something that she didn't mean to be mean, "but when you say something that you didn't mean to be mean, "it's okay." - Okay, print on the week. Are you guys not salivating for next week? Because I hope that Lisa teams up with Brandi and says, "Kyle, you were acting like a savage beast "when you met Brandi at that part at Dana's house "for that game night, and you prey on the week "because you are the nastiest, meanest bitch ever." - Yeah, oh, I can't wait. I mean, Kyle definitely prays on the week. I mean, just look at exhibit A, cameras. - Per sister? - Yeah. Oh, I can't wait for Brandi to, Brandi is ready to attack, by the way, attack. And poor Dana, poor Dana didn't get the invite to the couch, I don't think. - Well, they just kind of-- - And I love that Dana, I love that Dana keeps writing the Bravo blogs, like she's been on the show more than two times. - They literally had a segment where they actually talked about like the sunglasses and everything. It was like a pretty much a Dana segment, and they didn't even invite Dana to-- - They didn't even say her name. They just talked about the glasses. - Or the best is that like Kyle's like, "I don't have a single friend who has $25,000 glasses "and talks about them." I'm like, "Oh, what about Dana?" (laughing) - Yeah. - Poor Dana, she's like not even acknowledged as a friend. - Well, that was so perfect that that section was right after Andy was like, "So, Camille, "how many houses do you have now? "How many nannies do you have? "So, Adrienne, how much money do you know?" He asked them all about their money, and then it turns to how Tacky is Dana, how Tacky Dana is for talking about her money. Like, you guys realize that you just walked right into that one, right? And Adrienne, oh, they do it because it's new money. Like Adrienne earned her fucking money. She's done nothing but lose her family's money. - That was, that was-- - She's pissing her father's money away. - When she talked about that about new money, when this is the woman who you walk into her house, it's like the celebration of Rococo and Baroque styles and like marble columns and a spot that costs like $100,000. Like, yeah, definitely-- - Yeah, I want a bunch of gold naked babies hanging all over the chairs. (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, she has a throne, okay? She has a throne in her dining room, but no, the new money though, that was the real problem. - Well, one thing I'd like to point out about that whole fight against Lisa, how they were all teaming up against Lisa, is that Taylor sat there with that fucking six smile the whole time because bitch got her way again. She did it last year too, where she started a fight with Camille and Kyle and then sat back and just let it go. And she did it this year too. - But how great was it when Camille stepped to Taylor at that one point when, again, it came up about the Tea Party situation and then Camille, I don't even remember what Camille said, but she basically, the message was don't fuck with me bitch. She just-- - It was my favorite moment of the entire episode because she was like, let's get down to business, you were goading me and you were like, come on, say it. - Yeah, and then at the best of my day, I was like, well, I thought you were going to be honest about the things that you were saying, not off about the things that I was saying. (laughing) - Those women are too much. - And you know, I felt, you know, I kind of felt bad, but I laughed a few times when Taylor was talking about Russell. And now I shouldn't have because it's a huge tragedy and it's sad, but when Taylor was talking about how Russell likes that on her birthday, like, happy birthday, you fucking stank bitch. I just started to laugh. (laughing) My only one. - I'll see you in hell. (laughing) - I just thought it was so funny. - I just rolled my eyes. I just don't believe a thing that comes out of this woman's mouth. I just don't believe it. - You know, you can't believe her. Nobody can also believe that that man is just her therapist because clearly they are fucking. - Or he's also her shropper-dis, because I think that's also maybe what he has a degree in. I'm not sure. - Do you love how Andy was like, yeah, so he's really not a therapist, right? - She's like, "No, he's a psychiatrist." - He can prescribe my pills. - Yeah, and you gotta love that Andy is like judging her when who do you think got her that shrink? You think Taylor just looked through the phone book for free shrinks to go on TV? - Yeah, this guy was like a TV. Apparently he's on like celebrity rehab and stuff like that, right? - Yeah. - He works with Dr. Drew. - Oh, I also loved when Lisa talked about the text message that she read of Russell's and she's like, "Well, it was very, it just said some really vile things." And Andy's like, "Well, can you say what they were?" And she's like, "Well, it was sort of like a long string of beeps, but you just hear like polite British voice like poking through every now and then then, and you're like, "Beep, in the fuck of it." (laughing) I'm not good at my impersonations today. I'm like, "Well, off." (laughing) You get the point. - And I also love, I forgot like this season started, I wanna say in 2009 and it's just been going and going and going because I totally forgot. I love the clips that they were showing where they were at Camille's house and it was like Taylor in the suitcase and then Taylor with the death stare and the black turtleneck and the cat. - Yeah. - I mean, it was just like, oh my God, I forgot all this happened. - Yeah, and you know, my favorite part about that was when Adrian just looks at Taylor and just goes, "You're having a nervous breakdown." (laughing) Just like crying and he's like, "Yeah, yeah, "you're having a nervous breakdown." Other to be here, this year with the suitcase, you know, in the context of that show, she was being jokey. She wasn't like truly like crying in a suitcase. - I think she was crying in a suitcase. - Well, she was wasted, ooh! - Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it wasn't like the first time she was in the suitcase crying, but I think in that specific situation, she was being, she's making a joke. - Well, what do you guys think's gonna happen on round two with like a, we're gonna obviously see like a sit down with Kim. What's gonna happen there? - I'm an alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic. I was like, "Okay, we heard you, we heard to give." - Can she say anything else? Is she a Teddy Ruxpin? Does she have like at least three other lines? - She's like, "I love airplanes, I love airplanes." I love them, I just love them, but the power went out. (laughing) - What about the gable mastiff? Is he still in the picture? - No, they broke up. - Did you not? - Yeah, he's out. One thing I-- - Did you say she was punching her in an apartment on Kalinga or something at least? - Probably, she's like in the stables. - Yeah, she was saying in the U.S.H. - Taylor stables. One thing I found interesting was in the argument with Kyle and Lisa, when Kyle was saying, "Oh, Lisa, you know, I'm sorry to go back, but I just remember this." - Okay, go back. - When she was saying, "Oh, Lisa, you know, you only said that I was desperate for attention for doing the splits after you watch a show." And you saw me saying that you pray on the week. It's obvious that you were just trying to get retaliation. Okay, so that made me question that. - That's a long question. - The timeline, because this is the longest season ever. And when Russell killed himself before the season began, they were saying, "Oh, we're not gonna exploit it. We're not even gonna show Russell and Taylor together in their therapy sessions." They went through all this stuff about how they're gonna be so sensitive. So did they actually go back and shoot more episodes to exploit it more? Because there's never been a housewives that's 20 episodes long. - No, I think it's 22 episodes with the reunions. It's the longest ever. - It's 20 episodes plus three reunions. - I love it. - Oh, my God, three reunions? - Yeah, we got two more. - Oh, shit. - Yeah, no, I'm so excited for it. - I'm excited. Can we get together and watch this together next week? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, no, I have to watch it while I recap it, because if I watch it and then transit down to recap it, I'll be like, "No, I have to do something with my life." And I'll enroll in online college or something. - You're gonna rustle yourself. - Yeah, I can't think twice about this shit or I just will never do it. - Well, I'm certainly glad that you were able to open up this portion of your brain for a second time to be podcasted. - Well, this is just talking, but if Bob actually sit down and work, oh, hell no, I wouldn't do it. - But by the way, getting back to your point, though, about what Kyle said to Lisa, that she's mad at Lisa for retaliating about Kyle's mean comments. So she's like, "The evidence that Lisa is a mean person is that she says mean things in response to Kyle's mean things." So-- - Yes, exactly. - I don't really get what she means by that. - But Kyle was just trying to make Taylor feel better about rustle being abusive. Oh, and since when did Kyle believe Taylor, because she didn't believe her the whole damn season, she was trying to call her out on being a liar the whole season. - Thank you. Every cutaway, it was like Kyle sipping a glass of wine, like I can't trust her. I don't know what she's talking about. - If it's true, if these things are true, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Someone on my blog made a good point, and I hope it gets brought up in the next two episodes of Reunion, which is that Taylor created so much shit and created so much drama by saying that Lisa was always saying, "I'm not your friend," but when that's not really what was said. And the question is, do we think that Andy Cohen is going to play the footage back, at least saying, "I know we're not the closest of friends," which is a totally different thing, and try to bust Taylor on that. - If Andy is smart, he is going to try and back Lisa a little bit, because that first hour was the Lisa bashing session, and if the tables don't get turned a little bit, I mean, I know that Brandi's coming in and she is going to fight the ladies on the other couch, but if Andy doesn't play that back, it's really not going to help Lisa's case, and I think that it's like, well, I don't know why I care so much, but I don't think it's fair if he doesn't play it. - Yeah, I think he will. It sounds like there's more Taylor stuff coming up, you know? And I can't wait for Kyle to get roasted about Game Night. I mean, she was such a bitch on Game Night. I've been waiting all season for her to be attacked. - When she and Kim were attacking Brandi, I was kind of loving it as it went down, and now I want Brandi to smash them, 'cause Brandi is secretly my favorite. - Yeah, I think Brandi, I liked Brandi right from the get-go, I was surprised, and I thought Kyle and Kim were being grade A bitches. - Okay, here is the exact point, though. Like, Kim had an excuse because she's an alcoholic and she was sucking down pills and that frappuccino bottle was clearly not a frappuccino. Kyle does not have an excuse because-- - It was a methicino. - But the point is, like, Kim had an excuse. Kyle's just a straight-up monster. - Yeah, well, here's what-- - And here's ways on the week. - I think that Kyle was actually being nice at Game Night because she was trying to show Kim that she would have her back. That's how I took it. I was like, oh, she's just doing all of this because she wants to show Kim that she's got her back because last year, everybody went on her blog and called her a bitch because she never had her sister's back. So this year, she was like, no, look, I have her back, even though it was completely-- - She does not have her sister's back. Do you see the way that she treated her in Hawaii? I mean, look, Kim is a hot mess. The fact that she even made it to Hawaii is a miracle. And then she was a straight-up bitch to her when she got to that dinner. - And you know, the other thing is that Kyle was anti-Brandi from the very first moment that Brandi walked into that party the week before Game Night, you know? So Kyle is already just immediately a mean girl to Brandi. So it wasn't really about having Kim's back. I mean, she did have her back once the big arguments are, but she was basically like being a bitch to Brandi at Game Night. She straight-up bitch, okay, straight-up B. - They're all like that when there's a new housewife, like when there's someone else introduced to the cast. - They're only like that. - Oh, look at Marlo. - They're only, but people are women, or people in general, are really only like that if there's a toxic person that starts saying like, oh, look at her. And then everyone, people are sheep, you know? People start to follow us. If you have someone who is like a leader in the group who's like, oh, look at this person, she's awesome. They're all going to flock around the new person. But if the Queen B acts like they don't like this person, then they're all going to shun them. And that's what happens. Vicky on OC. - Yeah, if you bring a new person to watch what crap ends, I'm going to be a straight-up B to them too, because this is my territory, bitch. - Well, we'll just cut you loose. This is my house. - I hate to tell you, Matt, but you're sort of a Peggy Tannus of this podcast, and if you shut up with us-- - Oh, you did. - We are tied you out. - You bet he doesn't touch your food. - Well, don't forget that Peggy knows how to shoot a gun. - Oh, that's true. - I'd be nicer to a little Maddie Matt. - Fine, Matt's the Lynn Curtain. - Don't you dare say that. I am not Lynn Curtain. - I made purses first. - I am Gina Kehoe with an abusive husband, infillist, my basement. - Okay, well, that means that we can push you and throw what wine on your head. (laughing) Not that we don't do that already. (laughing) All right, so we've been going for about 50 minutes. I think we've covered everything that we can cover. - No, we haven't, because we need to talk about my excitement for OC, the original gangster. - Oh, okay, yeah, tell us. What is your excitement for? - Well, they've been showing these commercials nonstop, and I'm just getting really excited, because I hate Vicki more than any housewife, and I just want to see how it all unfolds, and I hope that her daughter, Brianna, stabs her because she's teamed on. - Well, I quite frankly am not that excited, because they keep showing this great clip of Vicki in like '80s garb yelling at Gretchen, which is great, because we're beginning. (screaming) But the thing is, I've become trained with the OC that they usually show some crazy fight in the promos. I get excited, and then I have to wait about nine episodes to get to the one fight, and then that's it, that's it. - So we're gonna have to go like nine episodes of Gretchen Kristine Butte products? - Yes, I think so. - Listen, if it was nine episodes of Lexus Couture, I would be very happy with that. (laughing) - If there's another photo shoot, I'm in it. - Wait, can we talk, speaking of Lexus Couture, can we talk about Adrienne's ridiculous outfit on the reunion? Would that, like, Wizard's Robe's sleeve that was coming down her long run? - You didn't like her ice skating cape? - Oh my God. - I think that Miss Piggy wore that on the Great Muppet Caper. I could swear. I mean, that's all I could think about when I saw it. I was in that movie theater. Back when movies were, like, 50 cents. - I tell you, there's something about, like, the house of reunions where there's always one woman who wears something ridiculous. It's like that one season when Bethany wore some outfit where they had, like, this giant flower on her shoulder. I mean, they always, these women sometimes get possessed by strange stylists. - The other issue is, like, the lighting at the Inncy is terrible. Lisa looked like the fucking cryptkeeper. - They all looked terrible. It was perfect for all. The lighting was purple. Who decided to light the women in purple light? I mean, everyone had purple glows on their head. - I mean, they have Vaseline lenses when they're doing the confessionals for the show, 'cause then they would cut away and it'd be like, oh, Lisa's beautiful. And then they would cut to the reunion and be like, oh my God, she's aged 49 years. - They all looked terrible, including Andy, okay? And you would think that since he's running those things, he would want himself to look the best as possible. But it was, the lighting was terrible. They had this awful purple carpet and then like teal walls and like brown pillows. It was just like disgusting. - You guys, I love that we can talk this much about this show and not even discuss Taylor's face. Are we just that used to it? (laughing) - This wasn't what the hell happened to her face. It's even worse than usual. She has like two golf balls on the side of her head. - Russell broke it into pieces and I think there's like a scene where she had, yeah, I had to put my jaw back together over the toilet. How gross is that? (laughing) - I think it's kind of funny. I don't know why I keep laughing at all the Taylor things. I guess I have a dark sense of humor. - Well, you know, let's just say that everything she's saying is true. I think it's still disgusting that she's on TV with her kid and putting her kid through all that and badmouthing the dead guy when he's got kids and stuff gross. - Right, so did you guys agree when Camille was kind of like, yeah, I actually didn't think that this season should have aired because I feel for his children. - No, I think it's just about Taylor out of everything and just showed her breaking down at parties. (laughing) - I'm really excited though next week because Brandi, when she gets her butt on that couch, she kind of like, she goes after Taylor and they showed this tiny little clip where she's like, she makes some snide little jab about like, oh, is the book ready? - It's been a minute. - It's been a minute. - Yeah, 'cause Taylor says this is many of her business and she's like, it's everyone's a business. When's the book come out? It's been a hot minute or something. - Yeah, why on earth is Taylor writing a book for a crying out loud? Did we talk about this? How the book is just gonna be like a two sets of lips that you open up, I mean. - No, you're gonna open it up and there's gonna be a chart in there like Kennedy's like success chart with stickers. - Yeah, maybe it'll be like a picture of like snowball like dead. - You've made it to page three, you get a star. - Yes. - Yeah, I don't know. - Have you seen the cover of her book with her like, oh, look at the cover, it's ridiculous. I'm like, what are you, Felicia Rashad? This is ridiculous. - Stop. - Is she posing with Bill Cosby? 'Cause that would be amazing. I would buy it. - Yeah, the lighting's all like Vaseline on the lens and it's a black background and it's just her looking confused and scared with when like thumb she's about to like bite a finger, you know? - Some really bad 80s. - We are doing a watch what Crapin's book club and for anybody that's listening to this, we're all gonna buy the book, we're all gonna read it together. So get it. - Yeah, but we're gonna read passages of it on this podcast. - Yes, we're gonna quote it. - For sure. - We'll have a nice audio podcast at the book. - Yeah. - Let's do it. - Oh my God, we should read it and we should make that available as a download. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. The audio book of Taylor's biography, whatever. - You don't wanna give that bitch a reason to sue you. She'll do it, she's desperate. - Oh yeah, she needs it all. Actually, she would probably show up on the podcast to talk about it. - Mot it. - They'll be super awkward for us. - To be like, we've got five million, no, it's never awkward. I'm totally fine being fake. - Yeah, I'll be like, Taylor, you're the best. So thank you for the show. - Oh my God, I love that you bought your daughter a horse. Oh, Ace Young, you know Ace Young, he's so cute. ♪ It's your birthday ♪ - That's the best song of the year, Taylor. - So talented. - Wow, special moment. - If you've made it this far on the podcast, congratulations. That was your reward. - I'm gonna assume, you know, I know this is watch with Crap-ins, all things Bravo chatter. - Oh yeah, we've been going for a long time, I'm assuming that nobody wants to talk about Brad or Tabitha. - I watched him do this. - Brad needs to stop it. He's making me hate gay people. He just needs to get off the TV and stop. Is that so good? - I haven't watched, is he? - It's terrible. It's terrible, he doesn't cry. All he does is cry and his old boyfriend gives me the heebie jeebies and then he cries some more at the end. - What does he have to cry about? - That Rachel Zoe is no longer his employer. - Oh, well that's not false. - A guy at the dog park told me that one of the episodes was him getting the fall cover of "Details Magazine" and acting like it was a fall cover of "Og," you know. You're like, "Oh my God, I can't believe we got the fall cover." And they're like, "Oh yeah." (both laughing) - Yeah, it's the details, come on. - Yeah, and what about, do we have any further things to say about "Top Chef"? - Well, I'm excited for tonight's episode. I'm just, I still hate that like fat lady with a short haircut from Chicago via Texas who makes meatballs. - You gotta feel bad for her that like, we're now like several weeks into the season, and still people call her the fat lady with a short haircut. That's all, that's all people call her. It's like, who's that fat lady with a short haircut who does just make you fall? - She's evil. - Well, Bravo so knows that everyone hates her because the commercial for this week shows Pee Wee Herman, and then it shows Fat Girl with the Bad Haircut on a bike with a helmet on. - Oh no, she's never gonna make it. Whoever she's going, she's never gonna make it. Even if it's just like down the block, she's gonna be like flopping over and like needing a bottle of water. - A bottle of water, she needs an oxygen mask and an ambulance. - Well, Lisa wasn't like, tie lore, like biking naked in his like, musty, whapper bush. - I'm not talking about that tumbler photo. - My Afro bush got caught in my wheels and I fell down, did he? Traumatizing. - Oh God. - All right, let's predict who's gonna win Top Chef. - Well, let's see who we have to pick from. - I'm rooting for Grayson but it's not gonna happen. I think Paul's gonna win. - Paul, the Asian, bono, Paul. - There's two Asian guys. - Who has a Fu Manchu and one dozen? - Yeah, I think Paul's gonna win too, and I like Paul. - Is that the young Asian guy? - Yeah. - The Fu Manchu? - Yeah, I want him to win. - Me too, the Fu Manchu guy I liked until they started saying that he was a bad guy and then I realized I didn't like him anymore 'cause I'm easily manipulated by Bravo. - Wait, who's a bad guy? - The Fu Manchu guy, 'cause originally he was like nice but then they were like, he's a little manipulative and I'm like, you're right, he is a little manipulative and now I don't like him anymore. - Oh, I like him because he calls everybody a bitch. - That's true. - You're right. - All that matters is what Padma decides to wear tonight because last week in her tablecloth cut off white trash, I don't know what the fuck that was but I was enjoying me some Padma outfits. - Yeah, she was wearing last week at life. - Really showed off her knees in a bad way and I'm not normally someone who notices someone's knees like that. That's like, it made her knees look chunky. She looked like the, now I won't say it. - What? - I was gonna say she looked like the factory with a short haircut but-- - She did not. - I was like, it's not true, it's not true. But she had the knees of the factory. I'm not even gonna go there. You know what, because Padma's too beautiful to sell her image. - Whatever, it's always Team Gale up in here. - Yeah, yes, Team Gale. - You know what, I'm not Team Hugh Hson by the way. I think he seems like an asshole. - I'm fucking tweeze your unibrow, it grosses me out. - Yeah, no chef should have that much hair between the eyes. - Well, I'm Lebanese, so I have no comment. - Well, hello Ronnie, we'll come over and do it for you or I will. - Wow. - Well, I do it myself but I really respect him for having the balls not to do it. - I really respect him for having the balls look like a cartoon character. - Yeah, you gotta respect a man who doesn't give a shit what he looks like. - Yeah, I'm excited for Top Chef and then I have to start watching more Tabitha. I really, I always intend to and I don't do it. - I can't watch it so, but I'm watching Project Runway and that Joanna Cole's chick looks just like Tabitha and she talks like her, so I feel like I'm watching her. - That's a very good point. - That's close enough. - Are we committing to a million dollar listing New York? - Oh, you guys, I saw that guy from that show Josh, is he the main guy? - Yeah. - You saw Josh from the LA version? - Yeah, I did. I saw him in that new club, Rasputin, that new bar. - Yeah. - And he was in a full tux. - What? - Smoking like Capris or something. And I laughed, he left the tent because I was laughing and I think he knew I was laughing at him, which I really need to start talking in a higher voice than bars 'cause I think no one can hear me but I'm talking like this. And so the fucking bar next door can hear everything I'm saying, you know? But I was like, oh my God, he looks like Kermit the Frog. You know, like when Kermit the Frog would wear a tux. - Uh-huh. - And then he left and I was like, damn it. I could have found out about my next million dollars. - Oh, you really missed an opportunity there. - Yeah. - Big one. - Totally fucked that one up. - Huge. - I love him. I just wish that he had brought his grandmother with him. - Oh yeah, she's good. I don't really like that show. - She makes the show. - I don't like million dollars. So I'm gonna say I'm committing to a million dollars. - You need to get with the program. - Well, I loved it. - I loved it too. - I'll watch a million dollar decorators. - Oh, don't get me started. I love me some Catherine Ireland. - You know, I saw what's the name of the guy. - The really fake British guy who speaks like Bruce. - What's his name again? - Oh, yes. - Oh, that's blood. - Yeah. I saw him at Fresh and Easy at it. So the contrast of him at Fresh and Easy was so funny to me. I couldn't like get over it. - This office at the corner of Melrose and Crescent Heights, he's right across from Fred's sequel. We can totally go have a candlelight vigil outside to me. - Oh, let's do it. Let's stop. - All right, we're at one hour and one minute, so this is going on far too long. So we'll just table this discussion for next week's podcast. - Okay. - Are we good with that? - I should hurt. - I don't suppose. All right, well, thanks everyone for listening and be sure to, I was gonna say like us on Facebook, but we haven't made a Facebook page for ourselves. - I made a Twitter for us. - Yes, follow us on Twitter. W.W. Crapins, which sort of sounds like a British man. - Sounds like a British entrepreneur from 1875. - I think there was a character limit, so that's what we get. - Yeah. (laughing) Please go see W.W. Crapins in London. Be sure to send in my regards. I would like one top hat, please. (laughing) - Come at us. - Ben, you're impersonations today. I'm telling you. - They're not on. (laughing) They're not on. They, you know what, they rarely are on. I think they're better in person, maybe 'cause I can sell with my facial expressions, but when you just hear my voice, you realize how shallow the experience is. (laughing) - Mine are all the same. We just did a Rod Paul video for TV Gasm, and I sound like Kim Richards. That's all I can tell. It's only impressed when I get through. - Um, I'll work on it, guys. I'll try to get my voice better, 'cause I know it tracks down the path. I gotta get it up. Gotta get it up. All right. - Okay, bye. - Bye, love it. - Bye. - Bye. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Don't forget to go to gamefly.com/forward-ha-ha, and get your 15-day trial from Gamefly. They have over 7,000 titles to choose from for all game systems and handhelds. No late fees, free shipping, cancel any time. That's gamefly.com/forward-ha-ha to get your free 15-day trial. Gamefly, games delivered. 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