The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear.
That Checks Out
PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles
The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear.
- Duration:
- 56m
- Broadcast on:
- 08 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
All right, the two-one is silent. - What? The two-one is silent. Five, four, three. - I never heard the five, four, three. - No, the five, four, three. - I started with the two. (laughing) - I started with the two. - Yeah, we're on it up to five for good news. - Hello everybody, welcome to That Chicks Out with Damon and Ted, Hotbox Edition. (laughing) - It is 155 degrees in the studio. We're gonna give you some entertainment. Damon, how was your week? - My week was pretty good, pretty good. I wanna tell you a few things, okay? - Couple of two things. - I have another dead to me this week. - Oh, nice. - Okay, straight crosswalkers, okay? Listen, if you're gonna crosswalk and you're running out, and you're running out of, oh yeah, yeah, you have to kill the sound and everything. - Well, it's killed, but we give the video off. - Yeah, we give the video, yeah. But anyway, what's funny is I'm sitting at the crosswalk, or I'm sitting at the light. Now, you can step in, like if you're by the side of my car, but you wanna hurry up and jump in there and get across, that's cool. But when you wait and you walk all the way up to the corner, make a 90, and walk all the way across, and the lights already turned now, and I'm ready to go, but you're like, oh, but I said I could walk for eight more seconds. You took eight seconds to get to the corner, bro. - No. - We're done. - It's usually flashing, the eight seconds is, anyone in the crosswalk needs to get out of the crosswalk. - You're gonna die in nine seconds. - Does that mean you got eight seconds? Go for it. - Moments to peril, nine, or seconds, yeah. But like I said, so shoulder. - Yeah, shoulder. That's actually my hand. See, I can do that right there. So, but that really made me mad. So I'm like, just crosswalkers in general. It's like, look, cross wherever you wanna go, but we left a thing the other night where people were just crossing everywhere, then you get to where you're stuck in traffic, and then they're crossing in front of your car, and you're like, dude, I can now move, and you're in the middle of the road in front of me. It's like, what are we doing, you know? So yeah, just crosswalkers in general, just here's a deal. If you need to go somewhere, don't cross the street. Stand whatever block you're on, and you're fine. Order, order Grubhub, they'll bring it to you. It is what it is, you know what I mean? Just forget about it. So the second one was the sign that we see all the time. Okay, coming into the toilet. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - They had PWE Sports registration, and that's all I saw in big letters. PWE Sports registration. My mind went, 'cause we're old enough, my mind went to imagine a whole team of kids in gray suits with white shoes on. (laughing) - Who's playing shortstop? - Cherry is, you know what I mean? - And like, Jake's secret word is strike. (laughing) - Strike! - Yeah, they all start yelling at their mind. - Yeah, everyone says the secret word. - Yeah, I'll reel 'em out. - Yeah, but then I think it's funny though too, I don't remember what the guy's name was where they opened the box, which is just his head in there. - Mecha, mecha, hi, mecha, hi, no. - Mecha, mecha, honey hole, or whatever, yeah. And I'm like, that'd be great if he was like- - John B is, that was- - John B, yeah, but if he's like your quarterback, so you're like, okay, listen. We go on mecha, like a hi, mecha, honey hole, you know what I mean? You're like, hold on, that's way too much. Can you just say hike? - No, we go in hoe. - Yeah. - Mecha, like a hi, mecha, honey, hoe. And then you hit the- (laughing) - Wait, hold on a second, oh, hoe, hoe. - But he starts off with the first one. - He starts off with Nebraska. - Yeah. - Nebraska. - Oh, Maha. - The whole rest of the other side of this, like we just go to the mecha, like a honey stuff. What was he following with this? - What are we doing? - We know he's gonna get there, so, but yeah, I just picture that. And then my other thought is, it's like every practice, they just have tequila pumped in in the background. Just the song, you know, the dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. - You know, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. - Yeah, that's all they do. - Every batter that comes out. (laughing) - That's our entrance, we're such a dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. - Hey, relief pitcher, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. - Yeah, I take you to like the seventh batter before you go, tequila. (laughing) - Everyone's just waiting for it, so it's like getting on the edge is, yeah, like, you go back to the head, you know what, the jambi or whatever, and MMA, you're like, he's got no arms. There's no way he's gonna pee to you, buddy. He keeps getting drilled in the face. Can you protect themselves, like stretch that door? - Yeah, maybe he is just a ball. - Yeah. (laughing) - Kick ball, he's just flying all over the place. - Kicking the box and everything. - Yeah, yeah. - So, but no, I saw that sign, I'm like, it gave no more, it gave no place, it gave no phone number, it gave no websites, like, P-We Sports Registration. And I'm like, you find us, you're in. - Yeah, okay, it's a scavenger hunt, good luck. So, and then, one other thing, I told you, I really like when people try to scam me, okay? - Well, you like to play with it. - I do. So, but this one, I'm not gonna get all the way into it, but it's basically, this is Mia from Cyber Coaters, and they have remote work for me that will actually daily pay ranges from $200 to $1,000 the same day, okay? It's in a booming job market, by the way, they just can't tell me which market. You make them, and then it says, I currently make a minimum of 2,200 a days. Or no, I'm sorry, this is what I type back to where I go. I currently make a minimum of 2,200 a days, I'm not interested. Mia, you seem nice. If you'd like to send me $5,000, I can tell you how to do it too. You'll recoup your initial investment in the first two and a half days. That's what I send, I got no answer. But all these people, and they always want you to go to WhatsApp, WhatsApp, is WhatsApp, is that where it's corrupt? - No, that's a... - Are people gonna get your info through that or what? - Yeah, WhatsApp is where, yeah, well, they can, you can text people and communicate without having to put your own stuff in there. - Right, gotcha. - So they can hide their identity that way. - Yeah, 'cause it's just so weird to me that all this stuff wants me to go through WhatsApp. It's like, listen, if I'm looking for a job, okay, I'll go, I might... - It's hard to trace it as a thing. - Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha. So they can scam you real easy. Yeah, and honestly, listen, if you're listening to us, you're not smart to begin with, we understand that. But the other thing is, if someone wants you to pay to get a job, okay, unless it's the postal exam or something else, you probably don't have to pay to get a job, okay? - Yeah, and there's... - But that's just you're getting, you're paying for like the certification. - Right, that's one thing. - Right. - But did the actual job, that seems a bit sus. - Yeah, yeah, it's like, okay, this job takes an investment. Okay, well, you know what, I'm looking for a job? 'Cause I got no money for investments. Okay, that's why I'm looking for a job. So, but no, I just get this stuff all the time and it's just like, it's in a booming job market. Can you tell me which one? Requirements, you have to be 22 years and older. To me that thinks now coming to the main stage, here comes Damon, you know what I mean? - Coming to the main stage, here comes Cinnamon Barocchio. (laughing) Get your $2 bills out everybody. (laughing) - And then the last thing, they always stress at my church and probably at every church, everybody has talents. So it's like, you know, like my talent-- - Most people. - Yeah, most people. I work in the parking lot and I point, that's my talent. (laughing) He's not even pointing to spaces or anything, he's just, then, then, then. - I don't, the guy's in front of himself. He's behind himself. I don't know where to park. - I don't know what he's doing. I really don't know what he's doing. - He's up on his toes. I don't know what's happening. - But it says, I wish he'd take that suit off. It's June. - He's gonna be right. - Yeah, he's rancid. But, but no, but they say that. And then I started thinking, I'm like, like we just talked about going to the main stage. You know those people in church like, I have a, yeah, but you can't do that. You can't, you're not gonna go up and be a backup dancer, for the band when your normal job that you used to have was like sliding down a pole for dollars. You know what I mean? It's like, you're pretty provocative backup to the answer there, Sheila. I think we might want to tone this down a little bit. You know? So, and then all the guys. - I am gonna save your soul by dancing on the pole. Up next, cinnamon. (laughing) - So what's funny as you're walking in? All the guys are like, we're just sitting in front today. But you're telling her wife, we're gonna sit in front today. - That was an S-H for Sheila. (laughing) - Yeah, cinnamon. - So, but no, I just, we always get that speech about, hey, you know, people have talents, and you know, if you want to work in the nursery, if you want to do this, if you want to do that. And I'm just thinking, I'm like, people have talents, but some of them, they just don't cross over into church. You know? Listen, I tell great stories. - She's Sheila in the streets, but she's ducked, she's Dean Ball's wife in the sheets. (laughing) - Everybody. - And Deakin, Deakin Ball. You know her better as Deakin Ball's wife. - We call her Sheila. - Sheila. - We're gonna pass the trays around. (laughing) - We like to say a prayer for her before she starts. - But we don't want no coins. - We want folding money in those trays. (laughing) - Folding money. - Strip it off for Jesus. - Oh. - So you went too far. - Yeah. - You went too far. You should have, you should have time stamp, time stamp. I can't believe how wrong you are. - Come on. (laughing) - Wow. Hey, it's just, you're just, you're flinging your, flinging your, huh? - Wasn't too far. This is your church we're talking about. - Yeah, right. My church is pretty crazy and I do have a good time there. So, but no, that was pretty much my, that was my week in a nutshell. - Wow. - It was pretty good week though. - Yeah, pretty good. - What about you? You got anything? What are you drinking? - I stole the spin drift from Mac. It's pretty good. - Oh yeah? - But it says it's grapefruit flavor, but you go to the back, it's grapefruit juice, orange juice, lemon juice. - Okay. - I'm drinking like five alive over here. - Yeah. (laughing) - Should have had a V8. - That's a throwback. - We went out to dinner one night recently and it was this place. It's not known for Mexican food but they're having like taste to Mexico. - Okay. - It was really weird. It's like a steakhouse. - Ooh. - But now it's suddenly like, you know, your local Mexican place. Oh, I got actually, I got two stores. I'll back to the other one in a minute. But Tina's going low carbs if she wanted some of her she could get a steak or a... Actually, she wanted to have a good steak salad. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - For like 18 bucks, you get a steak on top of a salad. If you want the steak on a plate, it's 35. - Ooh. - Put it on a salad. - It's a great deal either. But the table behind us got fajitas. Now, I have been to Greek restaurants where they let like cheese on fire. I don't remember lighting fajitas on fire. - Doesn't chilies do that? - I know they just bring them out sizzling. - Sizzling. - So it came out sizzling. And I was like, oh, that's nice. They do the chilies. - Then they torched it. - And then I saw this little Dixie cup next to it. I'm like, what's that for? - This guy bring out his dentist cup with? - Right, yeah. - Swish. - Tores it on there. - It hits the ceiling. - No way. - Yeah. - I scorched the ceiling. His team is not paying attention. No comment. - Facing the other way to beat to her defense. In her defense, she's facing the other way. - Yeah, but that's one hell of a flash. - I'm shooting, it's on my side, like it's on my, 'cause we're sitting like, it's a foretop. We're sitting with the two. - Yeah. - Two things. - All of a sudden. - Whoosh. (laughing) - It just, like, it seems like, wow, it got hot in here, right? (laughing) I look over, he has set half of the tray on fire. Like the napkins and other things. And then there's a guy, like, you know, like sometimes there's too much food so they bring out like a secondary runner. - Yeah. - Just a kid, probably 18, 19. - Yeah. - He just goes, damn. (laughing) - The guy that works there? - Yeah, the kid that works there. - Oh, I love it. - Damn. - I love it, yeah. - And then, there's, like, I'm, the first thing I do is look straight up, 'cause I'm waiting for the sprinklers. 'Cause I almost know that suddenly I am gonna get drenched 'cause this guy doesn't know how to handle his fajitas. - But then your steak salad's free. - It's true. - You want some water and that steak salad? - A couple drips. - It's free. - He finally gets a fire into control, everyone's fine, they're trying to laugh it off. I'm like, bro, table across him us now. All of a sudden I hear the sizzle and I'm like, oh no. (laughing) Different waiter, he's got it under control. He brings out half the Dixie cup. It's nice, ooh, it's cool and everything. But then all of a sudden, our boy. - No, he went heavy. - Yeah. - He went heavy. - Yeah, came out for another one. Same thing, these guys have vaulted ceilings. Just, whoa, just kids at this table and everything. And I'm like, this guy's idiot. - But they got, I think it's cool. - God, I wish that we had read that it burned down. (laughing) - You see what's weird is? - But it got hot in your, yeah, I know, it gets us on fire. - That's what your, that's your gonna use your one wish on? You wish it would burn down. - Well, that day, yeah, my daily wish. (laughing) My daily affirmation, my daily wish. - So, Jack, Bernie. So now you said you're gonna go back to the other one. - Yeah, 'cause I was thinking we, Tina said, do you wanna go, oh, here's the thing, I was at work. She's like, do you wanna go to this restaurant? I want, I want, before she, that's what it was, before she was gonna go back on her low carb, she wanted to go get tacos. - Okay, I'd like to go get a taco before I go on low carb. - 10-4. - Right, I was like, okay, fine. This restaurant is in a place that is not, in my hometown, not in where I live, not where I work, it's in a town that's kind of in between. I drive past that town. - To get home. - Right. - I say, well, I could be there in half an hour. Oh, if you don't wanna go, that's fine. That's what I'm saying, I'm saying, if I drive straight there, it's a half an hour. Not putting it together. - That means we're eating then, otherwise we're eating an hour after that. - Right. - Yeah, I'm like, it's a half hour drive for me. It's like a 17 minute drive for you. - How hungry are you? - Yeah. - That's for her, like, I'm not that hungry. It doesn't matter to me, but for her. - How hungry are you? - We meet in there? - No, my whole point was, I don't wanna go home to come halfway back. - Right, yeah. - Cut to me being at home. - Yeah. - But the only good thing is I got to change out of my suit suit, right? I got to change out of my work clothes and everything. But just still never got to the point where like, I don't mind going to this restaurant. I just don't wanna drive home and come back. I don't know why, but then we go there. And usually the reason I don't like to do out for tacos is usually at the three taco plate. I mean, three taco plate and then I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm like, that was a great $14 appetizer. - Yeah. - Where's the rest of the meal? - I want free refills. - Yeah, I need three more tacos. - I need nine more tacos. - Yeah, correct. - But this place had a wider variety. So I got this thing that had, in one meal, it had chicken, Mexican sausage, steak and something else. - Really? - And it's awesome. - First off, it came out with like two tortillas. And I was like, what? That's weird. I just paid $90 for like 19 meals. You can think of more. And then the woman came out, she's like, oh yeah, they were a little behind here. Six more tortillas. And I was like, that's how it works. - Oh. - Thank you. - Wait, this is just for you? - Yeah. - This sounds phenomenal. - Yeah, she came out with more, 'cause they just brought it, 'cause the food was ready. They just brought out the tortillas. They had fresh meat. - Right, yeah, gotcha. - They were making more. And I was like, oh, but what didn't tell me that these were baked in the service of the sun. - They were gonna say, caught fire hit the ceiling. I saw it. - But I watched it. - They brought out chips and sauce to do it, which is nice. Some places don't do that anymore. - Right. - Chips also didn't have to put them. - They charge pay for it. Yeah, sandbox or something. - Right, yeah. - I started eating it and I was like, usually they're like, hey, do you want? This is a hot, this is a mild one. Do you want hot? - Well, they came in hot. - Yeah. - Do you want the hot or this is a hot, and a mild or which one do you want? No, they just brought out the salsa. And I'm like, really? It was hot. - You're a pasty white guy. - Yeah, and they really-- - You were getting ahead of the story, sir. - Yeah, you're a pasty white guy. - So finally I adjusted to it, and I mean, she brings out the meal and I'm eating that. She comes over and she's like, is that okay for you? I'm like, yeah, why? And she's like, well, it's a little hot. I'm like, oh, you're coming over here and telling me that because I'm this white, I can't handle this. She's like, no, no, no. I'm Hispanic and I can't eat that, like, oh, you got a warter guy. And I said, to be fair, I've already burned my face off with your salsa. She's like, oh, yeah, they use that in the sauce. And I was like, I wondered why the heat seemed very familiar. - Yeah. - But it's funny, the waitress who was there, who behind the bar just opened up some goldfish and started eating it. I watched that, just, whoa, whoa, on her shift? - Yeah. - This takes me back to the flaming restaurant. - Yeah. - I'm watching through the window, 'cause it's weird, like the bar is inside glass, so you can see through it. That's how glass works. - The bartender is just-- - Well, glass is secret, go ahead. - Has long, long flowing straight hair. At one point, just starts combing her hair with her hands, just like really getting into it, up to the scalp, back down, and I'm like, and then just starts making a drink. And I was like, are you kidding me? (laughing) One guy's trying to burn it down. You're trying to give us all head stuff. - Yeah. I think I have lice in my head. - It was funny, I just look over it. This was great, I look over it. This is a silent movie for me. She pulls out a bag of goldfish. You know, like, the ones that kind of look as like a soggy milk carton. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, I got told it out, like looks at it. Does the, huh, opens it up, eats a few, and you can see this little look on her face, like, I've never eaten these before, but these are delicious. - That's what it looks like. But she looks back down and goes, hmm. And then like, pours more in her hands, the whole time I'm watching like, where's my food? - Well, that-- - What are you doing? - And you're watching a grown ass person eat children's food. - Well, not only that, but like, like actually be introduced to something they should have had when they were like a year old. - Wow. - I've never had one of these cheese crackers before. - It's delightful. - He said, let me go tell that pasty white man, he's gonna burn his face off. (laughing) - Yeah. - She tries putting out the goldfish, I thought there was water in the bottom of someone. - Apparently, it was such big news that a picture was taken of me and sent to the youngest child, because, look, I finally got him to agree to come to Frataco's and I said, no, no, no. I came to this restaurant and I did not have your stupid tacos. - Yeah, 'cause Tina was done with like in 30 seconds. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - I brought some home, that's how much there was. - So how much meat, how much meat did they actually give you then? - You said like three or four different kinds? - Yeah. - I mean, it was, and how many shells? Six or eight? - Yeah, about six, I'd say. - It was like two, it was two than four. That's what it was. - Okay, no kidding. - Yeah. - Plus the beans and rice. - So what did it read on the menu? How much, how much was yours? - 50? - No, it was 21. - Get out of here. - Here's 22, yeah. - Really? - Yeah, it was very affordable. You go there again. - Oh, for sure. - Yeah, and yes, we're driving home and driving back for. - Yeah, sure. - So you're fine. - Yeah, you're sure. - But next time it's gonna be, if I'm doing enough to work, you're meeting me there. 'Cause by the time I got home and got up there and went back, now it's like 8.30. - Right. - I'm like, oh, no, I wanna go to bed. - Yeah. - And I'm full of hot Mexican food. (laughing) - And my hand hurts. (laughing) - Literally was like, whoa! You know occasionally I high five came and we'll record. There's no way I can do that with this hand. There's no way. Hey, cool story, bro. - I do, I like any stories about food right now. I really do. - Yeah, well, then. - I live like, seriously. - He's like, "Do you wanna start?" I'm like, "No, I can't even finish this." So we got out in the parking lot and looked across the street and I'm like, "Oh, there's a smoothie king." (laughing) I'm like, "Do you wanna smoothie?" She's like, "No, am I waiting the last one?" We went out for last minute tacos. You don't wanna smoothie? - Yeah. - No, I'm like, "I'm gonna smoothie." - You can win, you're like, "I need a meal, "replace this smoothie." (laughing) We get, I get the smoothie. - Is there anything with tacos in it? - I get the smoothie mostly to cool down my face. - Right, yeah. - And then, she's like, "Well, I just made an online order "at Menards and it's ready." I'm like, "Oh, we don't have time for Menards." - Yeah. - Which, I know. - Yeah, that hurts, that stinks. - But it was great 'cause we're like maybe three minutes. I was like, "Hey, you know what? "If we would've met, you could've separately taken your car." - Oh yeah, yeah, I got you. - 'Cause then I got to clean my car. - Yeah, hey, I threw my potting soil. By the way, I think the bag's halfway open. I threw it on the seat, in the pack. In the other day, she's like, "You know, I like this car." I'm like, "Well, it's clean." I'm like, "I have to work at that." (laughing) It doesn't just happen. - You didn't give me the clean one. Well, that was when I gave it to you. There's a difference. Let me explain how this works. Clean ones don't just happen, okay? - I'm a little dork in that foot. - Yeah, that checks outie. That is the most tan I've ever been in. (laughing) To the point where Mack is like, "Dude, you're tan." In this photo, he's looking at me like, "Whoa." - Yeah. - That'll be on our socials. - That's gonna have to be on something. I really don't. - I really, to be honest, and I'm gonna float this out on the podcast, I think we should take some of Jerry's stuff and make some merch. - Yeah? - Yeah, some merch would just put it on the website, order if you want it. Like, we're not gonna buy it up front, but you know what I mean. - Yeah, yeah, no one's gonna want us. - What? - Well, no, I would give you some of the people bought it. - Yeah, but yeah. Like, you get like two ada boys if they buy a shirt. - Yeah. - You get three ada boys if they buy something more expensive. You know, that's how it works. So, you'd say, - That's why I set it out loud in front of you. If I was gonna take it, I would have just done it. - Now listen, the ada boys could convert to TCO dollars. Okay, so like for every 100 ada boys, you get up one TCO dollar. - How many shirt bucks is that? (laughing) - How many shirt bucks? All right, so let's do a couple of fun facts. In 15, 18, a quote dancing plague struck Strasburg alsace from July to September, whereby hundreds of people danced fervently for weeks. Okay, some suffered heart attacks or strokes and many others died from sheer exhaustion. It remains unexplained. Okay, so 15, 18, do they even have music back then? What are they dancing to? - That's stuff that they play quietly in elevators now. (laughing) - In 15, 18? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - What are they dancing to? I don't even know. But to say that you danced so from July to September. Okay, July, August, September. You talk at like three months, okay? Between 60 and 90 days, you danced. And then you know what happened? You died and somebody went, never saw that coming. (laughing) You know what I mean? - Well, first they were like, what is this movement they're doing? - Yes. By the way, where was this Strasburg? I wonder what the temperature's like in July. You know what I mean? - I'd be like this room. - Yeah, you know what I don't do? - I'm like cooler than this room. - Oh yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, you're gonna be able to count the rings on the back of my shorts, Mac. It's gonna be deep. - It's gonna be deep. - All right. I'm like a tree. I stand up and they just count the rings. It is 274 degrees in here. So anyway, I gotta tell you right now, I could probably, if you put one of his, one of those shells on the table, it would cook more. You know what I mean? The one you put in your hand? It would cook even more. But anyway, so you're talking about it, they call it the dancing plague. Doesn't that sound like it's self-inflicted? This isn't like mice were eating off of your stuff, and you got sick and you died. This is, you could not stop busting a move, Sheila. And now you're dead. And it's 15, 18. We don't even have any music yet. - Well, I don't know. Maybe that's when they like can't touch us. Doo doo doo doo doo. - It was too legit. That's what it was. Too legit to quit. - Too legit to quit. - It's too legit to quit. She couldn't stop. She just couldn't stop. But at the last sentence, it remains unexplained. No, it doesn't. Stupidity. When stupid stuff happens, when you pay a stupid tax, okay? And you look over and you go, yeah, somebody's going to say, I totally saw that coming. Okay? Somebody's going to say that. - So. - Yeah, like when you die of a pancake overeating. - Right, yeah. - It's like, I wanted jokes on a pancake. - I saw that coming. - Okay, okay, look. Who had that in the pool? - Can we talk about that? Can we back up for a second? - Yeah, you sent me that tax. - Yeah, we went out to eat. And then there was this pancake challenge. Eat 12 pancakes in 15 minutes. You get one glass of water. It's free thing, you get a gift card picture on the wall. Tina immediately, I can do that. - Yeah. - Proceeded to then order a skillet with two pancakes, eight, some of the skillet, which is mostly just protein, you know, eggs and steak and some vegetables, eight, two pancakes and went, oh, I'm stuffed. - Yeah. - So you're telling me the skillet was the equivalent of 10 pancakes? - Yeah. - I don't buy that. - Yeah. No, and honestly, we talked about this the other day, me and Ted, but it was one of those things where, you know they didn't start with 12. 'Cause you, when did I ask you first? I said, how many people are on the wall? - Two. - Two. - Two people are on the wall for a 12 pancake challenge. I'm gonna tell you right now, I haven't seen those pancakes. They're fluffy and they're probably a little bit dry. Okay. They give you one cup of water. - They're probably not the size of this pad. - Really? - Yeah. - So they're not terrible size-wise. - Yeah. - But if they're fluffy and they're dry and you get butter and syrup, okay? That's cool, but you heard, one cup of water. Okay. And I don't know how big that cup is. One cup of water. See, I'll be fine. I'm weird. I don't, for some reason, do not require beverages. - Okay. - I do drink, but I like, I'll go to some places and I'll go out to eat and then like, do you want anything to drink? Like, no. Like, not even water? No. - Yeah. - No. - I have water back at work. - I could do that. - And I'll sit there and I'll eat it. They're like, watch me. Like, that guy's gonna choke to death. I'm like, no, 'cause I chew my food. - Yeah. - Yeah. But what I told Ted was- - No, maybe pigs. - They give you 15 minutes. And I said, listen, 15 minutes or I'm never gonna do it. I'm gonna be like, wow, I ate too much. You know how sometimes you get the feeling? Like, I ate too much? That would really hit you like a ton of pancakes. - Yeah. - Okay. - That's probably why, you know, I had to drive to the taco place. - My family's very big on dad driving when there's a restaurant involved. - Yeah. - You know what dad's in a food coma too? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And? - He worked all day and he's tired. - Dad's protecting himself. - Yeah. - That's right. He's talking about the rest. - Yeah. You know that train clipped the whole back of your car off. - Yeah, I'm cool. - I'm cool. - There are new facts from last week to the TCL fact slash Bible. - Oh, I like that. - Back number three, we're recording a sauna. All caps. - All caps. - And true. - And true. - And that is a fact. - Okay. - It was beverages. - You know what? - Also a fact. - Also a fact. - Also a fact. - As I just finished the beverages. - But I got to be honest with you. You didn't need that. It wasn't required. - You didn't need it. And I probably regret it 'cause now I'm like, I've re-filled up the rain burglar sweat. - Yeah. Yeah. So okay. Now we're gonna go into the next fun fact. All right. Now that people are done dancing for three months till they die. All right. The city of Why Not North Carolina has its name because its residents argued over what to call it. They were listening to many people make suggestions by saying, "Why not name it blank?" Someone finally stood up and said, "Why not name the town? Why not?" Then we can go home. So they did. - They named that town Oof. - Yeah. - Just Oof. - Yeah. That's, hey. That's where he eats pancakes. - I can't tell you how many places I want to be where I read these stories and hear this stuff, or why wasn't there one of us? Just one of us. You or me or Jerry who would sit in the back and go, "Boom." - Yeah. - Yeah. - I boo this. I'm heckled at a meeting. - I'm out. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Did you just want me to move out? I would have just done it. You don't have to rename your town. - Yeah. - Boo. - I keep telling you stories. Like, this is what happened. Like, what did you say anything? - No. - Yeah. - Then why are you wasting my time with your story? - Yeah. You sat there quietly. - You are a victim. - I'm sorry. - You could have stopped it. - I know this is throwback to last week, but if my wife can out loud, call old Boomers dick moves. - Yeah. - Don't roll that. - Anyone could just say anything out loud. - Yeah, you can. - It was legitimate. It wasn't just because, you know, they're Boomers. It's because they were literally committing a dick move. - Yeah. Well, I'm, and without, without getting on any kind of soapbox, because I'm never going to do that, but we do- - That thing would break immediately. - Yeah. It'd be reinforced soapbox. It'd be soap in it. It'd be like just solid bars of like Irish spring. Okay. But my whole point is, is that we live in a day and age where if you say the last word and someone wants to challenge you on it, you can then have an out sometimes. Okay. So you are correct. In this day and age, when you, when you want to boo, the last guy that goes, "Why not just call it? Why not?" We can go home. Look, sir, you're a scumbag. You probably own an art, you probably own a podcast studio. - Wow. - Okay. - I think we need Maxine Wow on the board. - Yeah. - That's what we need. Wow. Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - So, but, but no, the, the realistic side of it is, like you said, you can't look, you know how fundamentally special you sound when you sit down at a job interview and they go, "So, where do you live? Why not?" - Where did you graduate? - Yeah. - That's cool. - Yeah. Why not high school? - Yeah, why not high school? - There was a town in New Mexico back in the 50s that renamed themselves Truth or Consequences after a game show that was having a contest. What if you just got home for vacation, wait, wait, what do we do? - Yeah. - Right. - What? - You drop your bags down and you're like, "I was going seven days. This is what happens?" I gotta change my driver's license. - Well, also, it's like, well, you know, here's the thing, Mr. Jones. We had to change it because of this contest due to the, uh, does this game show. Like, we changed it from Jonesville to Truth or Consequences. It's named after my family. - Yeah. - You were on vacation. You didn't vote. - Yeah. - Should have been here. Look, the eyes have it. There was no nays. - Well, the nay was in Cancun. - Yeah. - Okay. I was at Sandals. - I have my name. - 'Cause this was my town. (laughing) - Right. That's when you stand up and you go, "Look, there's gonna be Truth or Consequences for everyone. These sons of bitches. They voted to change this name." 'Cause I live here and this is Jonesville. So I didn't want to say "Jonestown" because "Jonestown." We don't want... Listen here, Jim. - Okay. - "Jonestown" is not yours. - Yeah, it was a slight stigma. - Yeah. - A little bit. - Just kind of weird. - Just fun fact. It was a flavorade. - Yeah. - They couldn't afford Kool-Aid. They drank flavorade. - Yeah. - And I'm sure the people that make flavorade are like, "Thank God." (laughing) - That they think everyone thinks it's Kool-Aid. - Yeah. - They're like, "Don't correct it." - I think they make flavorade by us. It's in West Chicago. - Oh, right. - It's always make the otter pops and, you know, like the little popsicles you get at some store and you throw them in the freezer. - Oh, yeah. - And then three days later, you cut your mouth on them, try to open that plastic. - Yeah, and you're like, "What happened? This was not a knife when I put it away." (laughing) - Did we freeze knives? - This is crazy. All right, we're gonna do one more fun fact before we go into a TCO seltzer for you, which might sound familiar to some of us. Nine women called the Nine Nannas kept decades-long secret that even their husbands do nothing about this. - They were Batman. (laughing) - We're Batman. (laughing) - Collectively. (laughing) For 30 years, they gathered at 4 a.m. to bake cakes anonymously, paid bills, and bought clothes for those in need. Where did they do this? - You're talking to the guy at the house that they didn't go like, "Why does it always smell like cake?" (laughing) - And there's no cake! - There's a pepper and a cake. Why do you hate me? I get up to cake. There's no cake. By the way, we are in debt up to our eyeballs. I've been paying other people's bills, so I'm just sorry. - It smells like a full up bakery, he goes down there. There's a muffin. (laughing) - Yeah. - It's just a brand muffin. - Like, "What is happening? Why does it smell so delicious and taste so terrible?" - So that takes me back. I saw this picture. - Do you remember that? I saw this picture. We'll go back to these ladies in a second. They sound awesome. Anyway, there's this picture of a guy who has a muffin pan upside down, and he put, I don't know if it was muffin mix or it looked like maybe he had cookies. - Oh yeah. - He tried to make a cup out of it. - Yeah. So what he said was, he goes, "I gotta stop doing this when I'm stoned. I made muffouts." I said, "A muffins?" (laughing) 'Cause they were. He goes, "I made muffouts." - All right. - And I was laughing. So I was just very funny. - Dude, dude, dude. Well, justice. - He gets up and there's one muff out. That's hysterical. So anyway, it says, "Yeah, so they're not honestly paid bills and bought clothes for those in need. They also sent care packages to people with a homemade pound cake, a note that said somebody loves you. Listen, you know who doesn't feel loved? The son of a bitch, he gets up to those smells, a sink full of dirty dishes, and there's not a cake in the house. - Somebody's husband didn't get this pound cake. (laughing) - But they call themselves the nine nannas. I'm guessing there's nine of them. Okay. - No, there's probably seven, but they say nine for subterfuge. - Yeah. That's what it is. - Well, there's nine of them. There's only seven of us. It couldn't have been us. - Yeah, it wasn't us. - No, no, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - The nine of us. So, but you know what, nine nannas, that's alliteration. Seven nannas? - Yeah. - That sounds stupid. You know what? If seven nannas do this, I'd be like, "Take your pound cake back. You guys suck." All right? You need nine. You need two more people. All right? Come on. - No, just send the wrapper back. I will accept your pound cake. (laughing) - Will you get two more? - Yeah. - That's so good. - Yeah. That's what they did. They were probably, they were killing people with dry pound cake. Cause here's the deal. You get 15 minutes to eat the pound cake. You get no water. - Okay. - Well, yeah, but then I got to pay all that guys bills. (laughing) - It's a whole circle. - But I just, I just picture that guy. He gets up. He gets a sink full of dishes. House smells delicious. - Yeah. - Okay. And then he goes to his bank account. He goes, "Where's all the money?" And he's like, "Gertrude." (laughing) - We were at the store yesterday. We bought a pound of butter. We bought a pound of sugar. We bought a pound of flour. - I have no pound of cake. - And there was none of it. There's nariest ditch of any of it. (laughing) - And then you notice, smells like a pound of cake. - Another British. Where's my cake of the pound that I've been wishing for? - We bought it. - So. - About a liter of coal. - Yeah. Of the pound origin. But yeah. Well, somebody loves you on there. That's, if I got a pound cake delivered to my front door today, okay? - What if they get excited to people who have a, like, a gluten allergy? And they're like, "Who are these bitches?" (laughing) - Yeah. Somebody loves you enough to give you abdominal cramps. - Yeah. Somebody loves you diabetes munch. That's what it is. - Diabetes. - So anyway. Yeah. They're the nine nannas. And yeah. Collectively, they're Batman. That's all it's all good. Let's do a TCO sells it for you. And I'm going to do this because Max sent it to us. - Oh. - Max involved for Max. - I did. - Half a pizza hut pizza. You did this two days ago, Max. - Oh, I sent that to you? - I sent that to you. - Are you kidding me? Can I, can I say my favorite part of the post? - Yeah. Like, don't try to negotiate. I know what I have here. - Yes. Oh yeah. Yeah. But it's half a pizza hut pizza. Okay. It doesn't even look like stuff crossed, which is the only pizza I'll eat, it says $100. And then description, $100 per slice. And then like Wilson said, I know what I have. Don't try to lobon me. - Yeah. - Okay. This is Alex Starr, who's been on since 2010. It's one thing to like, they've been on since 24. They're fun. - They made it up to do it. - Yeah. Yeah. This is 2010. You've been on here long enough. You know what you're doing. - Yeah. I mean, that pizza literally, if it had a mouth, would sing, "Hello darkness, my old friend." It's the saddest look at pizza you've ever seen. - Oh, it's gross. And then it says meet up preferences. Valparaiso, Indiana. - So listen, that's in the ballpark. - I could meet anyway. - We could have send, we could send Williamson down there. - Oh. - That's on the fruit. - There you go. - Well, he can pay for it. We'll pay it back. - We're good for it. - On the rocks. - On Indiana, what is it, Indiana? Is it route? Is it route? What is it? - I don't know. I don't know, but it's Valparaiso is, and this says location is approximate. It gives one of those circles. Okay. But then here's the deal. Details, condition, used and fair. Okay. So you want $100. - First slice. - Yeah. It's fairly fair. What kind of condition is it? It's fair. I mean, listen, my fridge broke at two in the morning, okay? I didn't have a cooler bring enough to put it in. I got a new fridge less than 14 hours later, it's up and going. I feel like 14 hours of house temperature. It's fair. - Yeah. This piece might have gotten luke after being cooked. - Yeah. It's fair. It's in fair condition. So would you eat it? Oh, absolutely not. I wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't touch it at all. Okay, here, I want you to read the next one. Okay, so this is an exercise machine, yes, that you pedal, but it's not a bike. It is a eucalyptus exercise machine. Also known as French for elliptical. - Yeah. - Koalas love this exercise machine. - Yeah. So, but it says, so that's listed for $100. - So you could either get a slice of lukewarm pizza from Indiana or eucalyptus exercise machine. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you had 200 bucks, you could both because it needs pizza. You feel bad. - Right. - You get on the exercise machine. - Yeah. - Well, I think you need to toilet. - Yeah. Yeah. I think for any pizza that's in fair condition and labeled as used, I'd say, yeah, I probably need to toilet first. But yeah, I saw that eucalyptus exercise machine, $100 and listed about an hour ago, offer $100 ask a question. No, I'm not going to do either one of those. I think we're good. So Mac, we did your, your, your sells it for you. You sent us the pizza thing. Remember, he says no. - No, he didn't remember. - No, he didn't remember. He didn't remember. - Dude, you remember. - No. I'm going to read what might possibly be. This is normally when I, when I have personal ads, I put it down as, as like a, uh, but why or this or that? Right? Look how I labeled this one. - I've never seen a picture of a guy that looks more lost in this world. In my life. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He sees summer stuff. There's summer over there. Okay. So anyway, we might need to scrub that off. Yeah. JD. JD. I got to work for this. Are you kidding me to get paid for this? Oh my God. So JD, he's 27. By the way, looks 27. Okay. Oh, years. Yeah. So this is about JD. I wouldn't be drinking while I'm reading this. Okay. I'm just letting you know. He just tipped a can back. And I don't think that's why I had one slaw the left. Yeah. I remember that was going to get it. Yeah. So here's his first sentence. I can lift a fully grown horse over my hat and I can hold my breath for 10 minutes. That's his first sentence. I think both of these happen. He was kicked by the horse and killed brain cells by being dead from drowning. Yeah. So, so let's, let's take this a little bit of time. So fully grown horse. I don't, what is it? 1,400 pounds? 1,600 pounds. Is it a pony? Ponies are horses. I just don't get bigger. Maybe like a shell. Is that a Clyde's tail? Okay. Gotcha. What kind of horse is this? Gotcha. Is it black beauty? Yeah. I don't know. Man, the lamb. Yeah. Wow. That was two things I put together. Yeah. Was it Whambulance or Whambulance? Yeah. I love that video. All right. So it says to settle a wager. I once ate a pound of PB Fuchs strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. By the way, again, if you see this guy's face, you'll understand this is a guy that eats badger poison. Do they have specific poison for badgers? You don't need no badges. I'm just saying did some guy go listen, I could kill him with this, but this ain't badger. We have a general rodent killer for like weasels and possums and stuff. What do you got for badgers? What do you got for badgers? Oh, we don't. Nothing specific. Let me get my scientist. Let me get my scientist. Let me get my scientist. Well, how do you do a bit? Maybe Billy. You get a second whole jug of this stuff for 50 bucks. So, but anyway, so then then he ran a mile in the nude. Okay. I'm looking at the guy. He don't run a mile. I'm telling you right now. He does not run a mile. Okay. I don't care what he's dressed in. Stay badger, Billy. Yeah, I think the, I mean, I'm dating myself, but that from old school where they like run up. We're going streaking. We're going streaking and Will Ferrell is like barely alive. Like we're running. We're going streaking. He thinks he's running the mile, but he's barely going like down the street. Yeah. Well, your next sentence. You ready? I cannot feel pain and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. Yeah. One in wonder. Yeah. First off, that's a mile each way. You don't get to hand him up. Okay. You, you're doing East West, you do West West. It's not two miles. All right. All right. So legitimately said, said this much to me. We've gotten to this point. Yeah. As the, with no help from a aid from a lens or whatever is out of his mouth, I'm punching him in the throat. Okay. Because I'm testing his theory about he feels okay. Yeah. When he goes, Oh, you go. Okay. See you tell me now. Now, now JD. Yeah. No, I've got a question. Everything we've talked about. Yeah. Let's drive a mile away and hold up a finger. You tell me which one it is. Yeah. That's half the distance, man. That's giving you a head down. That's giving you a heads up. So it says, uh, let's see here. Also, can you see the moon? Yeah. So all of us can see that many miles away. Yeah. Right. Good for you, JD. Unaided. Unaided. Next sentence. Okay. That's like five words. No man can kill me. Okay. I want to try. Okay. I've read this far end. Yeah. Yeah. I was punching them in the last time. I wouldn't stop it. I wouldn't stop it. Throw a punch. Okay. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat. I'm going to clean this up, including a Turk, a pygmy, a black gentleman, and a rare deep water Jewish man. I need a button on the board. Yes. Because I really need a wow. Yeah. Right now. We do. Mac, we're going to need you to do that. Because we're going to need one. Wow. First off, he meet a man of every race, and then he throws out five extremely random. Yeah. And totally racist. Not really random because they're like, hey, how can I like, I'm going for the bullseye racist real quick. Yeah. Yeah. So, so this says a medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul. That's his lessons. Now, if by soul he means brain. I feel like he just like the brain souls connected to the, you know, what I don't know how the song goes, but I think he's got something missing. Okay. I do my weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the one looking for the brain? The scarecrow. This case is scarecrow. Okay. This case is scarecrow. But a medical doctor, every doctor is medical. You didn't have to. Oh, doctor. Okay. So a doctor and two priests and not one. Okay. I went to the first priest. You know what he told me? Man, with a doctor pepper. Yeah. Was that the doctor? Yeah. The pepa and two priests told me I'm amazing doctor pepper and two priests walking to a bar. Look at me. Go. You have no soul. Okay. I said, man, this is going to my bio and Judas priest told me that I was amazing. So, so let's recap. Okay. We got a guy here who, by the way, quite the looker. Yeah. We can look both ways. Yeah. Quite the looker. Hey, you know what? If we're doing anything that requires a lookout, I want him. Okay. They're coming straight at you. Oh, if they're walking around the middle like dink, they poke him right in the nose. Where did you come from? J.D. You are magic. You are magic. Oh, wait. Did you get through the guy out front? Yeah. First you have to see us coming and then we killed him in one punch. Yeah. Gee. Gee. We dropped a horse on him. Yeah. We punched him in his horse. Foul. He crushed him. He shouldn't have been holding over his head. He shouldn't have been doing that. I don't understand. I don't know why he's doing that. Yeah. We're going to kill him. One horse. Yeah. One horse. Listen, we know, we know, we know all these other nationalities he can beat up. I'm not any of those. And the horses will kill them. J.D. We're going to introduce you to the concept of loophole. Yeah. And we didn't punch him. We tickled him. Turns out he's totally ticklish. And the horse collapsed. Yeah. It was a nice. Foul. Yeah. Wow. Wow. So, and, and now I don't know what peep, so this is a pound of P dot P, P dot B dot, and they call it Fook, F-O-U-K-E-S, apostrophe S, strongest badger poison. So is PB Fook, is that a, is that a poison company that I'm just missing? Because I, again, I'm reading this, by the way, he's 19 miles away from me. Yeah. You know what? I was about to look that up. I don't want that on my internet. Yeah. Yeah. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. And don't go incognito. Just don't, I don't want to see black. Just look it up. Badger poison. He's got it on dark mode too. Yeah. Badger poison. So the stuff we do, he should stay in dark mode. Yeah. Definitely. So, but I just don't understand why that's like a real thing. F-O-U-K-E-S. Yeah. PB Fook's there. No, that's, that's spelled way differently. It's way different. Yeah. I don't, I don't know if this is a real thing. I really don't think it's a real thing. Philip, there's the last name. That's right. I mean, this PB Fook was a fur trapper, so maybe, oh, maybe so. Okay. But again. Oh, and from 1818 to 1876, he was a U.S. representative from the great state of Villanuell. So he's probably jail now. Is that where he's at now? Yeah. He wasn't a Florida man. Yeah. He's a jail. Just checking. Having died in 1876. Oh, man. He's serving two life sentences. We can't bury him yet. He's still in his second life sentence. He's still voting. Yeah. He's still voting. Yeah. We don't, we don't get on soap boxes, but occasionally we say some funny stuff. It's all good. All right. And you know who didn't see that coming? JD. Right here in front of him. Right in front. Totally didn't see it coming. You are correct. I really love that statement about how you just creep right up on him and just flick him in the nose. Just be like, where'd you go from? Yeah. So, so anyway, hey, okay, first off, you didn't, do you also, why are there two like regular people? And then like the dude from the crosswalk sign. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I ran out of artwork and I had to hurry. Okay. So here's the guy. Yeah. Like one of them looks like he's my chalk outline. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, a chalk outline. And then it looks like you, if you're selling carbon from empire, five, eight, eight, two, three hundred. I like cake. Wait. Yeah. I'm rounding down two, three hundred. It smells like cake in my house. What's he way? Two, three hundred. I don't know. Two, three hundred. Five, eight, eight. Used to be five, eight, eight. Now he's like two, three hundred. I don't know. He's doing something right. He's on that damn reinforced soap box. He will knock it down and he's scared of heights. All right. So here's my last. We're not going to do a strange story today. We're going to end with a but why. Okay. But today there will be no strange stories. Yeah. So get over it. Macaulay. Enjoy your hat. So here's where we're at. Wow. Yeah. It went hard to the paint. Wow. You know what? Just for, just for giggles. Hey, scumbag. Don't say wow. Okay. Put it on the board. Get together. After brother in law drives over his Porsche with huge pickup. I'm in. Okay. Now you invited everybody over to your house. You have a new Porsche. Okay. That's cool. So here's the quote. He looks right at my car as he's pulling in and he's still on his phone and he hits my car. The man writes the man is stirring conversation online after sharing that he canceled a family barbecue and his brother in law ran over his Porsche 911 while driving a large pickup truck. Was this truck. Did it? Did it have the word big foot written on the side of it or did it say grave digger? I mean, how do you run over a car with it with a truck? You can run in. I don't know the truck. We moved the refrigerator in 2000 weeks ago. I feel like now. Yeah. That was big. I think that if you popped up over a Porsche, you could get over it. Think so? Yeah. You can't come in hot. You're pulling in a driveway. How are you going on a phone? He's expecting barbecue. Yeah. You can't see a human pass that hood, but I didn't see the Porsche. Yeah. He says, in a post shared on Reddit, that's why I think it's going to be fun. The man says that the in-laws, the extended family and close relatives were heading to his home for an event when his brother long arrived. I see him pull up. Oh, I see what's for the whole thing because of that. He looks right at my car and as he's pulling in, he's still on his phone and he hits my car. I guess he thought it was a lot farther than it actually was. Okay. Now you seem very calm there. Was J.D. driving it? Yes. J.D. He's like, what car? I still don't see a car. I'm looking left and right. Yeah. I can tell you what, there's nothing coming in the crosswalk. I can tell you right now, there's not enough for two miles, mile that way and a mile that way. There is nobody coming. This intersection is clear. Okay. You're going. So it says at that point, the poster writes, his 911 was totaled. What kind of piece of shit Porsche do you have that a guy hits it with his truck and it's totaled? Those are like $100,000 cars. Yeah. I swear anymore. Like you literally go, you sneezing a car and they're like, well, I got a total. Yeah, airbag went off. Totally. Yeah, totally. I'm going to total that. It says this is when and people are just starting to show up and I'm basically steaming the poster writes. I was not in barbecue mood at that time. So I told everyone to take themselves and go home and that it was canceled. Listen, what a baby. Okay. I understand stuff's not going your way. Didn't you buy a bunch of food for people to be at your house? You know, you send home the dumbass that just ruined your car. Yeah. Okay. You can tell them, hey, listen, I know that I'm married to your sister. I'm guessing that's how it works, brother in law and whatever. But okay, maybe it's his sister's husband, whatever. Listen, either way, you're going to leave, okay, because otherwise I'm going to murder you. Yeah. Okay. No, I, I could understand that. I could see red and I could do that. Totally understood. Okay. But you don't send everybody else home and you don't. Yeah. Also, this sounds like how much worse it could be. The guy didn't see a car. Yeah. Nobody was in it. Well, I did say like if it was just a human being sitting there. Yeah. I suppose he didn't see a little kid walk across the driveway. Yeah. So far, they didn't understand. Cousin Dave said he was coming to this. Yeah. I don't, anyone, well, he's in the driveway looking at my Porsche and then my brother lock out here, wait a minute. Let's track this back. Hold on. Let's back it back it up. So his car's here. Cars here. Yeah. Look at the Porsche. Porsche got hit. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. We're going to move that truck. He must have gotten a noober. Yeah. Right. Yeah. He knew the party was over already. The poster writes that his wife was angry at him because some of her family drove three to five hours to come just to be sent home on a ride. All right. You want to know how this plays out at my house? Yeah. I want to cancel this wife. I do not want to cancel this conclusion. Not canceled. Right. Yeah. And you're still the grill master. Right. It doesn't matter. We're not going to put his first off. You're not going to put somebody else on your grill. If your family had was coming to your place, this is you know talking to you. Your family's coming to your place from five plus hours away. Yeah. That happens to piss Nicole off half an hour before the thing and she's like, I don't want to do it anymore. We're not having it. You're seriously, you're killing it off. No, she's probably trying and then I'm then I'm trying to be fire. I'm trying to be fire patrol and put stuff out. Yeah. But I mean, I'm hoping that doesn't ever happen. Well, yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah. There's no way. Yeah. There's no way that the spouse is going to be like, well, yeah, no, but for me, here's a deal. If I'm going to be miserable the whole time or I think you're going to make everybody else miserable. Oh, as soon as you said, inviting people over for a barbecue. I was miserable. I'm already out. That was miserable. Because you know what's going to happen? It's going to be 97 degrees that day and I'm going to be on the grill for an hour and a half, cooking everybody food. By the time I get in, the food's going to be cold and I'm not hungry anyway because I'm pissed because I'm 5,000 degrees and I'm ready to go. It's like being in here recording. Yeah. Well, it's cooler outside. It is. I have never been a picnic fan or a cookout fan or anything. Yeah. It's never been a thing. Yeah. But and here's a deal. If you drive that far, if you're driving three to five hours for barbecue, where are you staying? Where's you driving home? That's true. What time do you get up in the morning? That's the 10 hour day just to drive. Yeah. It's the 10 hour day to drive. Are you going to make a plate and get back into current and go home? What are you doing? You know, my good, you know, hey, you want the potato salad to go because, you know, it's nice and Luke. Yeah. It's Luke. It's $100 a scoop. Yeah. It's $100. I don't know what I got. Don't know what I got. I know what I got here. Those are real light old potatoes. Yeah. Look, you eat too much today. They call it even, you know, but it says, well, he's still waiting. I used it. Fiancy Jeep, and he's pennies. Oh, this is stupid. Meanwhile, those are good doodles. Meanwhile, he writes that he's still waiting on the insurance payout for $225,000. Dude, if he jumped off the off ramp at 40 miles an hour, like the fall guy and landed on that thing in a truck bigger than Bigfoot, you wouldn't do $225,000 with a damage to a car. I don't understand. I'm the unknown stuntman ruin my friend's porch, but he says, he only bought it last year, meaning it's not paid off yet. Yeah. That's what buying a Porsche last year. Look, if you had $225 to drop on a car and you paid cash for it and you're pissed off that it got ruined and you're at this point, I want to go get a car just to drive over this guy's car. I know. That's where I'm at. I want to let's go run a truck. We like just right. I know where I can get one. And I have the code to the pad. I was going to say, you know, the padlock works, so that's pretty cool. So it says in the comments section, the man adds that his brother-in-law's insurance will not cover all of the damage. Okay. He probably caps out. He might cap out $100 or $200,000 for a vehicle. Well, that and a lot of states now are, hey, you know what? You were there 20% at least is your fault. Right. Just for being there. Yeah. It's my house. Where did you expect my car to be? So it says, but by and large, commenters say the canceled barbecue is the least of your worries. Okay. I don't know that I'd be posting this all over because people are just going to beat. They're going to. They'll pun it then. They're going to be barbecueing you. I mean, absolutely. I think it's understandable that we that you were not in barbecue mood, but that even wasn't just wasn't just for you as for your wife's family. And I can see how your wife is mad. You were sending away family members. Okay. He should have sold the barbecue $100 a pop to the family to make up some money to pay for this porch. Second bucket of barbecue. 50 bucks. 50 bucks. I'm not making no money on it. Yeah. My scientist and my farmers. What am I a farmer? So here's the here's another quote. Did canceling the barbecue change anything in the process that had to happen to report your car damage and so on? Pretty sure it didn't. It's like this dude reaches out because you know what he wants everybody to say. Oh, yeah, bro. You did the right thing. I would have canceled that too. No one is on that guys. No one. First off, when you tell me your Porsche got canceled, I'm going to pricks got money. Okay. That's exactly what I'm just going. You're in a different tax bracket than me. That's not a problem I have. If you can afford a couple of smooshed portions in your life, you couldn't afford that regular Porsche. You got to expect a couple are going to get smoosh. Meanwhile, we're talking about going to Tony's afterwards because I got steak for $3.99 a pound. We're like, Oh my God. I think we get a four to eat steak, you know, and this guy's like, my $225,000 car is not paid off. He already had the steak though. Right. He was already paid for. Yeah. Now that guy. And it's thought probably pushed his Porsche in front of the truck just so we could keep all the food for himself. We got a cancel. Dude. This is all mine. So this was me. Okay. Just see, you know, this is me. I rented the Porsche. Okay. This seems more like a meat insurance. Yeah. Anything else. A meat insurance. So here's the deal. I want to carpet for sure. No, it's meat slash insurance. Yeah. The slash was implied. Wait, meat, M E E T? No, no, no, no. M E A T. Okay. Meat insurance. So I want to call my guy later and be like, how do I get meat insurance? Look, my fridge went out and I lost some. Yeah, you could have. How do I get? I could use meat insurance. My luck would have been like, there's a $200, well, damn it. I didn't have quite that much. Yeah, I didn't. I went to Tony's. I got a deal. I got a deal. Honestly, anywhere else we would have covered that whole thing. So the last sentence, another argument that the original poster should have asked his brother a lot of leave or left himself if he was too upset. But telling everyone else who had traveled to get there to see each other to leave this kind of lobby. Yeah, I've had no problem being in parties that are hosted in my own house and just being like, Hey, you guys have fun. I'm leaving or going to my basement or going somewhere else. Hey, I'm going to go outside. No, don't feel like you need to fall. Yeah. And stay here, especially end of night. Listen, when I when it's bedtime for me, you go ahead, keep partying. I'm out. Yeah. I flip it. Like, you can stay here, but I'm leaving home. Yeah. That's where we're at. Yeah. But this is your house. I know. Yeah. I'd rather be out with the coyotes across the street than with you scumbags in here. Right. That I stole, that I still have, I got my meat insurance. You know, you can find me across the street with the coyote. Where can they find us? You can find us. That check's out. And then all the socials that checks out WDT. Come on by and check us out. Come on by the audio high podcasting studio. 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