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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: New Florida Sign!
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Yes, when you're entering and leaving, that's the same. Because I ain't driven out of the state in a long time. Right now, a few weeks, we're driving up to Georgia. I'll see it on my way back. Yeah. And what is it? Well, when you leave too, it says it. It says, hurry back to the free state of Florida. Got it. But when you come into our state and cross the state line, it says, welcome to the free state of Florida, the Sunshine State. OK. And so, you know, F dot and everything says, the new sign offers a warm welcome to visitors as they enter and leave a major state roadways or on major state roadways. OK. So we weren't invited in this process. Well, we weren't. So we felt as though we should come up with some that they can possibly use. And I have a couple. As do I. Oh, let's hear them. Mine is, welcome to the hot-ass state of Florida. Yeah. OK. Another one is, welcome to the state of Florida. Don't ask what happened to the love books. OK. And the one I think they should use is welcome to Florida, home of Johnny's house. Yeah. I like that one. I mean, what you got? All right. How about this? How about, welcome to Florida, running from the law and wrestling in slaw. [LAUGHTER] Wrestling in slaw. I feel it. I got that in Florida, though. I got that in Florida. All right. Watch jobs for a minute. Yeah. Or, you know, live PD, it's all over for. How about this one? All right. Welcome to Florida. No more orange trees, but lots and lots of weed. OK. All right. I'm liking that. Maybe you don't like that. Maybe you like this one. OK. Welcome to Florida. Hop in the parks and dodge in the sharks. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. I like the rhyme thing going on now. Oh, my personal favorite. OK. Welcome to Florida. Wrestling Gators and shooting your neighbors. Oh, what? Dang, dang. Honestly, I think that one, if they put it on a-- someone we can vote on, I really do believe it. Get books. It would. I really do. Where you got to go? Wow. I mean, free state of Florida. Not as good as those. If I would just say Florida man running wild. Florida man running wild. So that's not welcoming to me. If I'm driving and I see Florida man running wild, what the hell is that? What are you? How did Florida man go crazy about it? I mean, those were really good. Both of you. And there she got it. Yeah, I got two of them. OK, so kind of going off of what you did already. OK. Welcome to Florida, the home of Johnny's house with your favorite Hall of Famer. Oh, we need to come in front of a man, though, but I ain't dying. Oh, I'm not going to do that. They should do that. There are cities that have like home of whatever baseball player was from there, whatever. Brian made me a fake sign years ago. And it said in the Charlotte airport. People thought it was real because it was a photo out of Charlotte Airport. And Charlotte was at Charlotte airport. Welcome to Charlotte. Oh, I've done magic. I'm going to be like, wow, that's awesome. You should go there and put a black up somewhere. And how long is the day? They get arrested. No, they get arrested. All right, there's the other one. The other one is welcome to Florida, where we got Gators and iguanas on your dinner plate. That don't sound welcome, either. I'm driving. Eat iguanas. People eat gators. I can't even do it. I think of it this way. You know how you're traveling. And you've got a long way. You say, OK, kids. All right, they say the Florida sign is coming about. We're about to get the state line, the state line. And what was that last? Gators and iguan on your dinner plate. Dad, do we really want to take care of? Now we're going to stay in Georgia. Welcome to Florida. All right, we want to see how creative you can be this morning. We got a design-- well, I mean, it's already in place. We're just having fun with it. The new one is welcome to the Free State of Florida. If you can design a welcome to Florida sign, what would it be? We're going to hook you up with a pair of tickets. The advanced screening of the 1996 blockbuster, the next chapter is called "Twisters." It's going to be Tuesday, July 16th at the AMC, Ultima 18. We'll hook you up with that, but you got to be creative. The Florida sign, again, don't be political. Y'all. Yeah, and now we say it was political this morning, because I know what y'all want. I know y'all. You want to do it? No. Welcome to Florida. What would the new sign or what should the new sign read? 407, 919, 1067, 877, 919, 1067. The XL mobile 4107 live stream social media. We'll put it up. We'll design a new-- welcome to Florida state sign. What should it read? A pair of tickets to the advanced screening. You'll see it before anybody else. "Twisters," it'll be Tuesday, July 16th, AMC, Ultima 18. We need to find out how creative you are this morning. The new Florida sign, how should it read? Tell us now on Johnny's house. 81 already this morning, and it's still early, and there's a 60% chance of rain. All right, Florida has a new state sign. You see it when you come into the state and when you leave in the state, and we want to find out we need to find some new ones, because now it has to welcome to the new-- was it free state of Florida? OK, all right. So we want to find out if we had some input, what would yours be? And this one is kind of hard, because off the air, we were talking about a real heart one. I'm like, I'm going to go heart with it. How about this one? Welcome to Florida, where old people come to die. Oh, I mean-- I mean, it's hard, though. That's true. It's hard, though. You should get it. You want to say mine? No! Oh, no. No. No. No. Not at all. Not at all. How about enjoy our free state? But don't come on spring break. Really? That's true. They are trying to dance on spring break here. How about living in tents? Because we can't afford rents. Oh, those are good, haven't they? See, going there, I wouldn't feel good about going there. I mean, we don't want you here. Let's struggle real fast. But that's how we get-- we're going to pay state tax, or we've got to have them here. From Orlando, Danny. Danny, good morning. Good morning, good morning. All right. What's the new state sign? What should it be? Going to be welcome to Florida. Sitting your-- jump in and get wet or sit in your sweat. [LAUGHTER] Now, say that again. That's pretty good. Welcome to Florida. Jump in and get wet or sit in your sweat. All right. All right. All right. I'm down with that. I'm down with that. All right, you hold on a second. Very creative. First thing in the morning. From Orlando, Melissa, good morning. Hi. All right. What does the new Florida sign say? Welcome to Florida. Now, do not drive in the left-hand lane. That's not welcoming to me. Sounds like you don't like me. Yeah. But actually, or welcome to Florida, when the light turns green, go. I like that. OK. I like that. Give you a little direction under the state. OK. Melissa, you don't like the traffic here, do you? Not really. Not really. All right. From Winter Haven, Matt, Matt, good morning. Good morning. All right. New Florida state sign. What's your second? Welcome to Florida, where blinkers are optional. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. That's the easy one. That's the easy one. You got another one that was it. Ah, the other one wasn't good. I didn't want to say it up. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. I'm trying to win. I appreciate you editing yourself. I like that. I like that. From O'Callo, I'm Berto. Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. All right. I want you to read a few different ones. So welcome to Florida. Oh, you thought you were going to save money? That's one. Yeah. And the second one is welcome to Florida, home of the hurricane parties. Yeah. Hurricane parties. I like that. I like that. I like that. All right. Ray, what are they saying over there, gosh? Let's see here. We got welcome to Florida, where dreams go to die. Geez. Oh, my gosh. I disagree, but OK. No, I'm supposed to have a magical place on her. That's hard. Come on. That's harder than mine. Oh, sad that morning. Long on the Florida, home of the mouse, and strippers down south. And they got strippers everywhere. Yeah. I guess you're saying the best ones. Right. Yeah. Roll through Gainesville. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure. Those are the only ones that aren't. Be what you got. XOMO, a power by attorney Dan Newland. Interrect needed. Check it's a no brainer. Just call attorney Dan Newland funny. I guess someone said, nuh-uh. Race all the wrong sign. The Florida thing is welcome to Florida. Interrect need a check called Dan Newland. Yeah. It's already on every single sign you see. There it is. How about this one? Welcome to Florida, home of Mickey Mouse and Johnny's house. Yeah. I like that. For the OG, welcome to Florida. Come on vacation. Leave on probation. Yeah. But now we're good. All right. And the Reese. We got welcome to Florida. Now get the hell out. OK. And then we got welcome to Florida, where we have a waffle house next to a waffle house. Yeah. That's Atlanta though. All right. Danny, you're the first one in. Go get with a pair of tickets to the advanced screening of Twister. It's going to be Tuesday, July 16th. AMC, Ultima 18. Sandra Ray. OK. He's a little thirsty. Oh, it's Thursday. I had two bites left on a piece of pineapple. I was like, hey, do you spin it out? Oh, man. Thank you. Enjoy it. Don't waste the fruit. 735 Johnny's house. Oh, there is a 60% chance of rain in some areas that's raining already. He didn't exit 98. It is 81 right now. If you missed celebrity news earlier, always listen to the podcast. But I guess Ellen has said she's done. Yeah. And that's because who labeled it? Somebody had a bad situation on our show. It started with some stand-up comedians, I think. And then some people that worked on her show started coming out. And then other celebrities started saying, yeah, I had that situation too. And then it just turned into this big, huge thing, where she was just mean. And the crazy thing is that because of that statement, it went from her having the top show on television to like nothing. Like her last year, she had problems booking guests even. And then she came out and said, what, she's not mean, no matter what people say. She said she's not. She's like, you know, even though everyone says it, I'm just not mean, I've just been labeled that way. And she said, it's gotten ugly. She's like, it's just, I don't want to be here anymore. I don't want to do this anymore. So after she does her Netflix thing, she says she's done. She just has nothing else to do with entertainment. Yeah, pretty much. And that's amazing because she went from like hero. I mean, she was, she had three or four shows on TV. I think what really sunk her is when the people started saying it was a toxic work environment. Because then that's not just you being mean to people on your level, that's you being mean to people below you. And that's always like the nail in the coffin for people. But that's something that she'll, that's a label that will stick with her forever, even though it's inaccurate. Brian, you got any labels you think stick with you? All the good that she's done. Yes, everything. Yeah, I know. That's it. You know, I think I get labeled as harsh sometimes and I am though, so whatever. Yeah. Like I don't care, but that'll probably stick with me at least as long as I do this. Yeah. I just have high expectations and low tolerance when they're not met. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not like vicious. Vicious, like she is like what they were saying about her. But she like goes out to hurt you. I don't do that. I guess my thing is harsh. But if, okay, is that a situation where she got to sit back because now she got some time to think or the people around her have lied to her because I'm sure if it was me, I would first think I'd get my crew together and say, "Hey man, am I really that bad?" Yeah. And I need somebody to tell me the truth. Maybe she doesn't think that way because in her mind, she's probably like, "I've been doing it right all this time." I got you, but if everybody is saying that I got to, somehow I got to look at myself. Yeah. And she said that she's talked to her wife like Portia. Yeah. And just to be like, "Is there something wrong with me? Like am I really that bad of a person?" She's had that conversation with her wife. How do you, how do your wife tell you what not to me? That she are, yeah. Not to me, baby. So what are you saying? I'm saying that. I don't know. I'm not saying that to me. Some people could be truly honest and be like, "You can be a little rough and tough on people." Mm-hmm. But like she said before, like she is just, in her ways, she's stuck like that. Really? Yeah. That's fine. And I think I have that. But like people were saying like she's just flat out mean to them. Like her ass. Like walking down the hall for no reason, just being mean. And that's ridiculous. Mine is, I'm labeled, I'm hard to talk to. It's not, you can't talk to me. I'm just not around for you to talk to me. Yeah, that's true. You are labeled as that. I know. Johnny, I was talking to someone yesterday and they're looking to advertise and they say, "Well, I want Johnny to do this." And they said this house person told them, "I'll try to approach him." "I'll try to approach me." Yeah. I'll sneak up on him and say, "Hey, no, I'm just not here." And my thing is when I am here, don't hit me with no craziness, man. I ain't got time for it. If you want to talk to me, tell me what you got to talk about, let's, a conversation can't, it don't need to last more than eight minutes. Yeah. You know, we don't have to sit down. I know you don't really care about how my momma doing, don't ask, it's okay. You know, it's business. It's my business. I've been doing it for a long time, man. So and so and so and so and so. Tell me about them. So and so. Okay. Well, good. But I've heard that he's hard to talk to. I'm like me? Damn. Okay. Maybe I am. All right. What have you been like? Besides like people that actually listen to this show, people automatically think that I'm going to be a bitch. Like I've all the time people are like, "Oh, you're actually, you're pretty nice. I thought you were going to be a bitch." Yeah. Like the amount of times that I've heard that from people that actually get to know me, it's wild. I think you're the third nicest person in the building. Oh, that's nice. You can't tell me to know. No, they truly are. They could be having the worst day ever and still make you smile. Yeah. They're the nicest. Yeah. Yeah. So when you hear that, what do you say? I'm just like, "Oh, wow." Shut your damn mouth. Well, I'm like, "I'm glad that I could change your mind." You know? But they come out of jail and they touch you. Yeah. A lot of people, especially if they don't listen to the show and they don't really know me, they're like, "I really thought you were going to be a bitch." Do you think it's the rest of my face? It could be my face. It is probably most likely my face. It could be my face. But I can't fix my face. I got a photo and I love it. I'm breaking it every now and then. We were down at the pool party and we were broadcasting and I handed Mike and my son. And Ray was looking at me like, "Shut up." Oh my gosh. Shut up. But he... But I was literally having the best day ever. He was looking at me like, "Shut your damn mouth. Shut up." I'll break it out. The time's been stopped. Yeah. I mean, it's time. I can't. No, no reason. I think I would be labeled as someone who's always just ready to go. I have friends who will text me like, "Hey, do you want to go outside today? Hey, do you want to get out like that?" No, I am though. Then it fits you. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I guess. Yeah. Because I can't think of anything else. I really can't. I'm not out here. Give it another couple months. You give. I guess so. I could give you a few. Let me go. No, if you did. So I'll just sit here quietly and continue to let you not be my expectations. That's how far in that I've, or away from it that I'm at because I can't think of anything to be labeled as. I mean, you've been here for a while, but you're relatively new. Yeah. So you don't, you haven't gained the trust of certain people. Yeah. Like, there's certain people when they trust you, they'll tell you what they say about you. Yeah. They'll tell you in a one-on-one situation like, "Hey, you know, it's kind of like what they say about race being, you know, a B word." They'll kind of say, "Hey, you're pretty cool." Because in the back, they say, "I literally, even like before this, I can't think of anything that I would be labeled as because I'm just, I've had people come to me go, "You know, you're not mean." I'm like, "I know. I know. If you ask me for help, I help. I'm the most helpful person in the building." No, for real though. I'm not mean at all. I just have high expectations and little tolerance when you don't try to meet them. Absolutely. And me, I've been in this industry long enough and I've been burned long enough. I trust y'all. Yeah. I openly talk about y'all. When I'm outside this room, I'm kind of like, "Michigan J Frog." I'm kind of quiet. I'm just like, "Sprit it. Get me in here." Hello. Hello, my man. Hello, my man. Give me out of here. Hey, Johnny. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. That's accurate. I'll sit at that desk. Hey, Johnny. Hello. How are you doing? I want to find out what have you been labeled as, and is it true or isn't it? 407-919-1067-8777-919-1067. 919-1067, you can text Excel Mobile for 106-7, live streamers want to hear from you, and we'll throw it up on social media again. We want to hear from you. What have you been labeled on and is it accurate? 407-919-1067-8777-919-1067, call us now on Johnny's house. Johnny's house, where it is raining in a lot of areas, expect 60% chance of that, otherwise mostly cloudy. It's going to be muggy and humid because it could feel like it's 98 with the heat index. It is 81 right now. I want to find out. One said, "Look, I've been labeled as a mean person, and I'm really not, but 99.9% of people say it." Yes, you are. Yes, you are. So I want to find out what have you been labeled as, and is it accurate or not? Let's see. Macley, good morning. Good morning. How are you? How are you doing? How are you doing? How are you doing? How are you doing? Thank you. Good, good. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a first-time caller, baby. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a first-time caller. Go back, you say your name and your first-time caller number. All right, Noreen, what is Macley's first-time caller number? It is 4006. What is your number? Macley? 4006. She's putting it in her phone. She's calling it right now. So she can't remember. Okay. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful because it's raining. All right. Welcome to Johnny's house. All right. What have you been labeled as? Talk to Tim, but that's only around the people that I am very comfortable with. I'm like that. I'm quiet. Yes. I'm like that too. I'm like that too. You know, but when you're seeing the thing is is that because you're so quiet, when you're around the people that you know, you let it all out and people on the outside looking in and going, man, she talks a lot. Indeed, and I'm funny because I'm funny because crazy what a lot of is, I haven't seen that happen to me. Was yourself trying to figure out why it happened where I can be talking to you just fine and all of a sudden might be stopped. I lose my speech. So of course, you know, they won't have you like I've lost in my vehicle, so I get a break. That is kind of wild. Well, listen, you be careful in that weather and welcome to Johnny's house. Okay. Thank you. Bye bye. That's fun. From Edgewater, Heather. Good morning. Hi. Good morning, guys. How are you? Good. Thank you. What have you been labeled as? So in high school, I was a cheerleader, and one of my best friends was in chorus, and I went over to her house and we were going through like our middle school yearbook photos, and she had drawn devil horns on me. Oh, yeah. What is this? And she forgot that she did that. Yeah. So I said, what is this? And she's like, she laughed so hard and she's like, it wasn't you like I didn't know you, but it was the people that you hung around with. So I just associated you with, like, the mean cheerleader girls, and I was like, no, but, you know, but now we're best friends. So we're both high school teachers, and so we tell our students all the time. That is too funny. I can imagine looking through my boys, you're booking like, yo, no, what's up with this? Yes. Yes. It was. We still laugh about it today. Wow. Wow. Okay. Good time. Good time. Thank you for sharing that. All right. Have a good day. All right. Let's see. Back again. I guess he's driving in Miami truck driver, Brian. Hey, y'all. What's up, man? I was just thinking about it. I actually have two when people first meet me, they're like, oh, he's always happy. He's always smiling. I never see somebody so happy. That's because I think it. Yeah. But then that goes into number two when people get to know me, they're like, and the live streamers have said this to me a lot where you can relate on every subject. You've done everything. And I think about it. And I said to God a long time ago, I wish I had one of those nice little boring lives where, you know, you're saying, girlfriend, same job, saying this and that and you just go on living. But that's not me. I just got adventure to get thrown into me. So when they say, did you have a wildlife then it's accurate? Yeah, that part is really accurate. I do try to be, I think being happy because it's better and moving around and being bad, you know. Well, yeah, I wish I had one of those normal life times, but Brian, a lot of people fake being happy. What you got to do is try to work your way into it, you know, happiness is a choice. You know, you just got to continue to, you know, say, you know, I'm not going to fake it anymore. I'm going to be happy. And I get it, man. Everybody's right now, everybody's going through a lot of stuff and sometimes faking it hurts you more than then then not faking it, you know, I'm thinking it makes it better for me because, you know, I try to make everybody around me happier. Yeah. I'm like acting, but I make it, but I'm my inside and make me happier by thinking, being happy. You know what I mean? All right. Well, listen, man. Always good to talk to you. Be careful on them roads. Okay. Y'all too. Have a good show today. Okay. Thank you. Appreciate you, man. You know, I'm like, you can be a bad boyfriend and not be out dating a bunch of girls, but get people think you do. I know you have a lot of girlfriends. It gets me with that. It's not the same. If you've labeled yourself a bad boyfriend, get better. Right. But my thing is, if you let yourself as a slut, I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you can be a bad boyfriend and not be out dating a bunch of girls, but get people think you do. That's a lot. I was actually just a flirt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the day. Just a flirt. Yeah. All right. Moving on. Right. What's going on? Bernie's beard. Around here, summertime brings a lot of this and sometimes a little bit of this. If your nose is running while you're running to the pool, stop that summer cold cold at Advent Health Centricare. We're here for all those summer symptoms like sprains and strains, sore throats, sunburn, and swimmers here. Advent Health Centricare's got you covered. When you need urgent care, we're open late seven days a week. Walk in or make an online reservation at centricare.org. Advent Health Centricare, we're better at all better.