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Greenlight.com/drinkinbros (dramatic music) Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drinkin' Bros. Fate" news with Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G with the traffic. How you feel? - Good. - Good. - Yeah? - Field reporter. - Hot bath. And Delco dad with sports. Welcome to "Fake News." - Yeah! (laughs) Welcome to "Drinkin' Bros. Fate" news. Everybody bringing you the realest. Fakest news of the week, kids. Big week, obviously. We want to start off with the fake news that was supposed to air on Monday. Since we went live late on Sunday nights, we wanted to take the fake news element out of that because it was real news. We knew we would have a bunch of people who were tuning in for the first time to the show, did not want them to think we were making fun of the Trump assassination attempt or anything like that. It was a pretty serious show for us. So we went live on Sunday night bonus show. You guys will get another one tonight. You guys will actually get shit seven shows this week because we're going live tonight on YouTube for Donald Trump's speech to the nation at the RNC convention. That'll be picture in picture live on YouTube and Twitter, ABC and the rest of those guys who are running it didn't pull the CNN shit where they were like, "Hey, we're gonna ding you forward on YouTube "and demonetize you and give you a strike "and all that other stuff." So we will be free and we will be live tonight. Also, in honor of Donald, John Trump, securing the nomination, Anthony, and we got some new yard signs here. Pop 'em up. - Yeah, Bob, you wanna go to drinkingbros.com? - And Jeff. - That's our website, by the way. - It's our website. - If you haven't been to it, that's our website. - You pop that up, Bob. - Go ahead and pop that up, Bob. - Yeah, we finally got it back from that porno. - Da, da, da, da, da, da. - Wait, what do we get back? - It used to just be a porno site. - Oh yeah, for a long time. - Yeah. - For a long time. - I gotta be honest, Bob, I haven't heard somebody use the word porno in a long time. - Porno. - So this is a yard sign to let everybody know in your neighborhood that they can go fuck themselves. You know, just, if you'd like to, you don't have to. - Those convicted felon signs will sell out in, I don't know, hours, so. - Well, we're actually doing a presale to see how many we need to order because I assumed it was because we used to do that. - 'Cause we sold out all the other ones last time. - Yeah, and it was, people got butt hurt, so we're just gonna pre-order this out. - They did, and also on drinkabros.com, these teas are live, these are my new faves here. You missed, you missed Donald John Trump. - Yeah, those are available on the site right now. - At drinkabros.com, those are available, we just got 'em in, I'll be wearing those tonight. What do you think? Do you think he rips the bandage off tonight? - I think maybe Hulk does it. - Oh, my God, that'd be great. There is a rumor Hulk Hogan's gonna be there, so. - Or 50 Cent, no, that's not a rumor, he'll be there. - Oh, he is, okay. - 50 Cent, Kit Rock, it'll be a fun show tonight, so I'm soon in. - You gotta think that 50 Cent's coming out to many men, right? - I hope so. He usually comes out to Kit Rock at all the UFC events. - No, I mean, when 50 Cent comes out. - Oh, yeah, yeah, he's gonna-- - Well, I hope, I haven't confirmed that 50 Cent's gonna be there, but he is rumored to be there, so we'll see, it would be a blast, but if you put 50 Cent's, Hulk Hogan, Kit Rock, Elon Musk together, I mean, really go for it. Dana White, I heard, is gonna be there tonight. Really get all the heavy hitters out there. Thursday night and prime time, I was incorrect earlier in the week, Bob, when I told you that it was gonna be Sunday night, it usually is, but I forgot, in 2020, there was no conventions for COVID. - Yeah. - And then 2016, it actually used to end on a Sunday night. They're not doing that anymore. Thursday night is their new prime time night, so they're going across every single network. - Can I-- - Five, and it'll be fun. - Can I say something weird about the scheduling of the RNC this year? - Sure. - It feels like the worst thing you could overlap with of all time, SEC media days. The two best Republican events of the year. - Yeah, they start later. Those SEC media events are in the day. - It's day time, yeah. - They're all in the afternoon, so you're fine, you got that out of the way. If I'm being honest with you, 'cause I watched last night for JD Vance, put in the wake up there on the same day. - Mm. - God, that guy's good. I mean, he's just so fucking good. He brought the house down to a wake. JD Vance, great guy, and we'll chat about him later on in the show, but it's a wake. Man, when that guy gets going, he's unstoppable. - Yeah, he's good. - He's a great orator. But yeah, check us out tonight. We'll be live on YouTube and Patreon fun times, indeed. I want to see the fucking blood here. He's had the square bandage there. I want to see how bad it is, and I think it'd be a ball or move. If he just let everybody else see the fucking half year that he has left, it'd be great. - Yeah. - Remember when Holyfield did it? He just busted out of there with half a year, and he was just like, here it is. - I don't, actually. I mean, I remember Holyfield, I remember the commercial with Scott Van Pelt or something where he said he's the best. I remember it was John something grass or something. - Boot your ass. - Boot your ass, yeah. He said you're the third best boxer in Georgia or something like that, and he just went, come get your medicine, boy. I mean, it was really funny. I like, I always liked him. - So, so did I, yeah. Yeah, great team. Great team over there at SportsCenter. Top story of the news here is Kamala Harris making her move to become president of the United States yesterday. The Biden cabinet meant to discuss invoking the 25th amendment and removing him as president. Under section four, that would require the VP and a majority of the cabinets who agree and send a letter to the effect, to the president's pro temp of the Senate, at which point the VP would immediately become potists. Biden would have a few days to challenge it and Congress would also likely get involved. It's very, very murky. At present time, there are two no votes and two who say they'll go with the majority. Now, Biden has already said that he would bow out if there was a medical reason. A few hours later, he announced he had COVID, odd timing and an odd thing to say in general. What's even more odd, Bob, if you could pull this up, was him walking down from Air Force One into the limo past people without a mask on. Is that not a thing anymore? Ah, I don't suppose it is. - Well, he's not gonna kill anyone. - I don't think Violet Affleck got the message though. I'm sure she was pretty upset yesterday. But yeah, watch this. It's pretty odd to say, hey guys, I have COVID. I have to cancel my event. I believe it was in Las Vegas last night and then boom, here he is walking out of the... - Yeah. - That's him gingerly walking up into the plane. - Oh my God. - Baggy batman on their what's that? - Oh. - You know, and to be honest, I'm kinda shocked that all these people are standing around letting him walk up something sloped like that. I've been told in the media recently that that's a very dangerous thing to do. - It is, and if they couldn't put people on a roof that's sloped, how would you put an 81 year old president? - Hard to say. By the way, a millennial republic gave us 10 bucks in the chat and says Elon protecting drivers from feds with sloped roof cyber trucks. I don't know if you saw Elon's post about that the other day. To be honest, I don't think Elon's getting the credit he deserves for that. Like he knew before anybody else that the snow was anti-fed, and here we are now. So if you've got a bunch of guns out there, you need to hide, I guess, keep them inside the cyber truck, do I get a cyber truck now? - I think I might have to go get one. - I know, it's just because of this. My order was ready, finally, so we'll see. But yeah, Bob, if you get him going down the stairs into the limo last night, that's when he had the COVID diagnosis, and then just gingerly walked down, and he walked past people, which was weird. That's not it, it's not at night. - Going upstairs and going down, for anybody that does leg day, they know the difference. Going down really tests your joints. Going up, you can muscle through it, but going down really tests whether or not you've got that core and joint strength and stuff. You could tell this dude's body's just falling apart. - It is, and again, with the whole mask bullshit, like what happened with that? Also, remember his strong stance that if you had the vaccination, you could not get COVID again? - Yeah, they say they never said that now, so. - Okay. - What are you gonna do? - By the way, he did say that. - Oh, he definitely said it. - You had that clear point viral last night. - Yeah, he said it. - And said you cannot get it. This is now the second time that he's gotten it since the vaccinations, and he said he was what quadruple boosted, but yeah, play this clip, Bob. So, look at all the people out there. - I guess they're all quadruple boosted, too. - No mask. I don't see any of the secret service wearing mask. I don't so don't see any female secret service to you. That's where. - I get more of Trump. - No, there's not one fat woman on his detail. - Yeah, they give it all to Trump. - Jill Biden got accosted going to an event yesterday, and some dude was standing down the sidewalk from them outside of the perimeter. He yelled like, "Hey, tell your husband's "the worst president of all time. "You owe me gas money." But what I noticed, it was funny, but what I noticed from the video is there's not one woman or one fat person anywhere near that detail. - No, no. - So where did they all go? Like are they? - Not sure. - Did the fucking kitchen open back up at Secret Service headquarters or something? I mean, for real, I'm not trying to intentionally be sexist, but what exactly happened? Like, I haven't seen a female secret service agent in a couple of days. - You know who's detail I'd like to see? - Oh, Jimmy's. - Ah, boy. - His detail is just a fucking weighted blanket from ghostbed.com. - Sure is, dude. - That's an entire Secret Service detail. - What if Jimmy just has like six fucking like hard operators around him at all? - Can you imagine, dude? - The best fucking hitters, dude. - They're just like fucking chewing cigars, like Hannibal from the 18 and shit. - Jimmy Carter's just got a team of hitters out there in Georgia. What are we at? Are we under 70 days? - It's like 75 days. - Are we in the 60s? - No, it's like 75 days. - So Carter turns 100? - I'm praying for him. - Carter count down? - Yeah. - Has any other president ever lived to 100 before? - He's already the oldest. - He's already the oldest. - Yeah. - He's the goat. He's got the record. - It's a good thing he didn't get that second term. For him and America. - Well, but if you look at it, we've already, so in my opinion, Carter was probably the worst. Everybody else said he was the worst, right? - I mean, not ever, but in our lifetime. - In our lifetime. - In your lifetime. - No, yours, probably. I never got to see. - I was born in February 6, 1981, like a month, well, actually two weeks after Reagan. - February 25th for me, 1990. - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. - It was in the 60s, I think. - So Bush, Bush, Bush senior was my guy. - Nixon. - That was my dude. - Maybe James. But for Jimmy, if you look at it now, 'cause we're gonna rewrite history here. If he out lives Biden, great. Biden's already been a worse president than he has. Awesome, man. Jimmy's kind of getting out of this life. Like, scot free, I feel like. - Yeah, everybody just remembers him as a good guy. - That's it? - Not how bad he fucked up the country. - Because he outlived everybody, so you don't remember the shit he fucked up in the 70s. - Well, that's, you know, good for him. - That does challenge two-faces statement that you either die, hero, live long enough to become a villain, because Jimmy lived through the villain stage and then all the way back to hero. - Hero. - You know what I mean? - Hero. And I'll tell you what, Bob, the day that he dies, we go live all day long, dude, for all of our shows. - I'm gonna eat like fucking 25 pounds of peanut butter. - Oh, easily. - I will be singing Amazing Grace for 12 hours straight. - Yep. - On a loop, just, yeah. - And those peanuts, by the way, I always talk about from Texas Roadhouse, they were served at the All-Star game, so the peanut bags you buy are the Texas Roadhouse Peanuts. I'm gonna get those for Jimmy as well. I like eating peanuts right out of the fucking bag. Crisp, I don't like the soiled peanuts. - It's way up. - Yeah, I don't like the, I'm sorry about that. You know, I'm gonna offend a lot of people in Georgia. - You don't like boiled peanuts? - I don't like boiled peanuts. - I love boiled peanuts. - I don't, peanuts. - It's just too wet, dude. I call them soiled. It comes in a soppy little bag, and it's just a sad bag. You put 'em in your seat or on the floor, and it stains everything. - That's what they would call it. - A brown sack. - You want a sack of peanuts? - You want a sack of peanuts, huh? - Wasn't peanuts? And you're like, are you saying peanuts or penis? Because I'll take the ladder. I just don't want the soiled, boiled peanuts all over my fucking car seat. You gross fucks. Regarding Kamala here in this 25th Amendment, Biden has been adamant that he's not getting out of the race. - His team reiterated that today, yeah. Despite him saying that if a medical condition arose that he would drop out, I think that is him laying, I mean, he says a lot of stupid shit, but I kind of feel like that's him laying the groundwork for an exit. And then, back to the 25th Amendment, how it works. The fourth, or section four, section three is when the president himself says, hey, I'm gonna go under anesthesia or I'm gonna be incapacitated for some reason. I can't fulfill the presidential duties. Here's a letter to the Senate pro temp VP's president for a while, then he reclaims it later on with another piece of paperwork. - Okay. - Section four, I don't think has ever been used before, Bob, if I'm not mistaken, is where against the president's will, not necessarily that, but it's either against his will or when he's incapacitated. So if he had been, like if he had been critically injured and couldn't sign the paperwork, the VP would say, okay, she would write a letter and would have to get the agreement from the majority of the cabinet members, right? - It has never been used. - Yeah, right. - And really the only two times it could have been used in a real way, like not people trying to fuck somebody over. - FDR. - No, 'cause FDR stroked out and was-- - Oh, he died, that's right, yeah. - Yeah, it would have been Woodrow Wilson and maybe Reagan at the end of his second term. - Yeah, probably should have been at the end of Reagan's second term. - But if you remember, they were all calling it for Trump. Hey, we need the 25th amendment for Trump. We gotta get him out of here. - Yeah, but it wasn't because of his mental state. - Right. - It was just to get rid of him, which is not what that, the 25th amendment is not designed for that. At any rate, so there are two cabinet members that are definite no's. - And do you know who they are? - Yes. - I can't say it, 'cause it would give up who told me, but one of them may have almost gotten impeached recently. - Oh, yeah. - Then there are two maybe's who say that they'll go with whatever the majority decides. But the critical part of it is that Kamala Harris had to be a yes, otherwise it couldn't have, the conversation couldn't have even happened 'cause she has to move it. So she's making her move right now. And to be honest, we don't know how any of this works. Again, like Bob said, it's never been done before. There's a second provision and the Constitution doesn't distinguish, or I'm sorry, the amendment doesn't distinguish between the two, which one would surpass the other, that the House and Congress could come up with a, they could essentially appoint a body to adjudicate the situation, whether or not it was gonna go forward or not, like appointing a special prosecutor or something, right? And then there's, the other parts of it where the president would have four days to challenge the ruling. And then once it goes up, there's like 21 days to do something else or some bullshit like that. But it's not entirely clear legally how any of it would work. So I don't, I really sincerely don't think they're gonna be able to do it. I think it's just, they probably just did this and then leaked it out of desperation one, and then two leaked it because to at least try to embarrass this dude enough to get him to move the fuck out of the way. I don't think that's gonna work. He's too headstrong. And you have to flatter a guy like that out of the way. You can't embarrass him out of the way. - I think it is true actually, and I think it's their only move left. So let's recap the last week, who's told him to get out of there. Adam Schiff, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Obama, has said there is no clear path to victory. - Well, that's the other thing. So Obama, as of, this happened yesterday, but as of today, it was announced that he's been telling all the, all of the allies of Biden on the left, everybody on the left to include donors and shit that Biden can't win. So we gotta get him out of the way. But he also, he followed that up with, according to the sources who said this, he followed up with, it's gonna have to be Biden's decision. Like, you're not gonna be able to get him out any other way. So I think he's trying to tell-- - This is the only way. - Yeah, why do you fit the amendment? - I don't, does anybody not think that this is appropriate to use the 20, no matter how you feel about Kamala Harris, or how you feel about the election in a couple of months and how it might go with one candidate or the other, any of that stuff, just thinking about the United States as a country. It's the only argument you can make against the 25th is a political one. Or you could say, I guess you could make the argument that well, we've survived three and a half years of this, we can take another six months. But in a lame duck presidency, a lot of weird shit can happen, right? - Yeah. - The repubes have been better about stopping that stuff than the left have it. It's one of the things they've actually done well. So they stopped Mayor Garland from becoming a Supreme Court Justice, for example, right? - Well, they had the votes. - Whereas Trump actually got his Supreme Court Justice in during the lame duck period. - But Trump did have the votes. - Yeah, sure, but it's very rare for Supreme Court that a person gets put up and doesn't get concerned. - Trump wasn't lame duck. - He wasn't yet. - He wasn't yet, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But it was going-- - But knowing what we know now. - But that was, forget about knowing what we know now. That was the narrative of the time the left was like, "Hey, there's an election coming up. "Let's let the people decide." And that's right, in my opinion, right? - Yeah. - In the fourth year of your term. And then the right made the argument that you serve for four years, you should be able to govern for four years, fair enough, right? - Yeah, but the right has been way better at blocking shit in the fourth year of a lame duck term or the fourth year, in a lame duck term or the fourth year of a presidency than the left has. Quite a bit better. - And so here's my stance on this in Biden regarding the 25th Amendment being invoked here. I still believe in some form of integrity for the president of the United States. I don't think they should be arrested. I don't think that any of these trials should have happened for Trump. I don't think they should do the 25th Amendment to this fucking guy who's been in there for 47 years at this point. You know, if you can't get him to step down, sorry, that was your fucking dude. You also got him out of the way in 2016, when he probably could have won. And just to put in your person, and then he would have served then. And so do you blame him for trying to stick around to try to get the second term for his own legacy and everything else? No, I think it would be an awful mistake by the Democrats to do this to him. Also, the optics around the world for the United States, I don't wanna see that invoked either because it creates chaos. Like you always talk about on this show, which is what Russia and China and everybody else tries to do disinformation-wise. I think it would be a horrific mistake. And I personally don't wanna see it no matter how fun it would be to talk about on a podcast or on social media and stuff like that. Let 'em ride this out, let 'em lose this election. And then that's it, man. He can retire, let 'em pardon his son, 'cause I don't believe in that shit either. I don't believe in going after that. I don't believe in going after presidents, kids, or any of that shit. Let 'em pardon his son on the way out and just live your fucking life on the beach. If when he dies, if 100 gets arrested for crack or whatever the fuck it is in the future, there's nothing you can do about that. But that's what I would personally like to see just as an American in the United States. If he wants to stay, let 'em stay. And for all these motherfuckers to turn on him 90 days before an election is bananas to him. - Well, I mean, two things on that. One is they were complicit in covering up his mental disability or whatever the fuck you would have called. - Yes! - For years. So now you gotta live with it a little bit. And then the other part is something I've said before. For as a repute, I'm sure what you're saying makes sense, right? If I was a Democrat, I would definitely want them to move by and out of the way. Let Harris be the fucking, take that hit in 24 to get her out of the way, and then start fresh in 28. - Now, if you did that though, I still don't want to see the 25th Amendment. Have him step down voluntarily and then throw Harris to the wolves. That's fine. I just don't want to see that in votes because I don't want that to become a thing where I told you this years ago with Trump, once you started impeaching him for all the stupid shit, they're gonna do that to every president. AOC is trying to do the Supreme Court now. The myork is saying, I actually think it's justified. Jesus Christ, man, I've never seen somebody do a more horrific job. And I think that's probably one of the holdouts you were referring to earlier because he really did save his career. - I can't remember him. - What that fucking shit, of course not. - No. - My memory's always been bad. - Drugs, but if you were to get him to step down politely, let him get out of there with dignity, blame the COVID thing or whatever the fuck you want to do, because there is still some top Democrats who believe he will step aside this weekend. I don't think so. I really don't, man. - I don't think that you can shame or force him. You have to, and I don't think the legacy thing, like he's too stubborn, and that's all, he's always been like that before the dementia, and people get worse when they have dementia stubborn wise. That's just not gonna work, right? And no matter how, again, I think the only argument you can make against it is probably political, the 25th amendment. - But he looks bad for us as a country. - Yeah, Bob, do you have the video of him calling Lloyd Austin "Black Man" the Black Man? - Oh, was it yesterday? - Yeah, was it the NAACP? - Is he not Black? - He's definitely Black. It's just like a weird way to end, like, hey, this is my Black friend Kevin, which we do, but they'll be-- - We do, but we're on a podcast. - We're doing it to be funny. Yeah, it would be a weird, like if you met, if you just ran into somebody in public and they did that, it would be weird. - Sure would. Is that on BET? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, shut up to BET. - I'm sorry, I'm to believe a man has dementia because he accurately describes another man. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's just an easy phrase, Bob, right? - Yeah, right, exactly. - Black man, white man, yellow man. All right, got in play. - And so it's all about tuning people with dignity. And it's about making sure that we want to come in, for example, look at the heat on getting it, because I named a veteran defense, Black man. I named Kitangi Brown, I mean, because of the people I've named. And so-- - Mm, okay, boy. Just go out gracefully, bro. I mean, at this point, just say, hey, I gotta hang it up. - Jimmy Long is in the chat. Hey, Jimmy, how you doing? - Brosman later. - Yeah, original, the original Brosman. He says Black man is a street name. Didn't realize that, so I apologize to President Biden. By the way, Charles in the chat down there, you can say anything you want in here, just don't spam. We don't like that. - Yeah, I'm gonna give a shit. - That's silly. - For what it's worth, I want to play this clip. For what it's worth. - God, Bob, stop trying to wedge your local politics in. 'Cause it's really funny. - It's no weird funny. - We've said a million times that Cory Bush, despite Johnson saying that Guam could tip over and all the dumb shit, I don't think AOC is dumb, actually. But this, Cory Bush is the dumbest member of Congress, and it's not even close, in my opinion. She's now, like, Bob, lead us into this, 'cause it's really funny. - So, this is fucking wild. But my whole point with the Biden thing was, it's like, that's not even the worst thing that's been said about a black politician this week. - Today. - And it's by other, today, and it's by other black people. This shit, Cory Bush is on some like, I don't know, some like, Hotep radio show in St. Louis. - Wait, what the fuck is a Hotep radio show? - Hotep is like, Hotep's like those dudes that are like, Kyrie Irving shit. Like, we're the real dudes. - Oh, the original Jews. - Yeah, like that type of. - The OGs. - Yeah, that type of thing. Anyway, they're talking about her opponent, Wesley Bell, who was also black, like, also a black guy. These dudes just really want Cory Bush to win. - I mean, Wesley's kind of a gay name. - Well, we'll find out again, play the clip. - Chase, it shouldn't be a Muslim. They don't have a problem with him. He shows us straight that he hates it because he took money from us once before. Now he's taking money from the so-called Jews also. - The so-called Jews. - So, you know, he didn't whore. And then he comes to the black community and play like he the real deal. It shouldn't be a Muslim here. I don't care what segment that you're in. Every Muslim see him and any Muslim with him is a traitor. I'm putting that out there. And for the Muslim with him, he should be looked at as a traitor. I ain't telling you to do nothing to him and none of that. Just keep his pitch out in public and let him know. Ain't nobody should be sad with that. Now, you know, there's some good Jews. All of them ain't bad, but I'm talking about these Zionist Jews. I want to be real quick. Everybody, man, straighten me out or gave me put my coat when I used to talk about all the apps and it's not all the apps. - Wow. - By the way, I appreciate it. - That's crazy. - I appreciated the fact that he took the time to say don't fucking do anything violent, even though he's crazy and seeing crazy shit right now. So that's how low the bar is for not inciting violence on people. You can be a lunatic wearing whatever the fuck that is. And still be like, hey, we're talking shit, but don't go fucking hurt anybody. Here's them calling him gay. This is Cory Bush on the show and they're just like, Wesley Bell is fucking gay. - You know, his malcompain, it was a difference between a house Negro and a field Negro. - I can't. - I want the world to know that every time they see this boot licking, buck dancing, buck jumping, butt kissing, butt sniffing, half baked, half fried, pocket fire, sixty five, pass the rights, I might as well as Negro. When they see this picture here, I want them to know this is a sellout. I don't care what position he has. I want when the world sees him and if they come in here, see, they can play like it, don't bother him. When he go to sleep, this is gonna be worth it. He gonna remember this whooping here like the first time he kissed his boyfriend, this brother Shaheed speaking. (laughing) Wait, y'all gonna jump on back and he gonna remember this kiss, go ahead. - Like, that's a congressional race. That's a sitting member of Congress on that fucking show. - I like it. - I love it. - I love a big fan, actually, I love it. I don't see anything wrong with it whatsoever. I'm not saying I don't see anything wrong with it. I'm just saying I like it. - I mean, in context of the show, I don't, Bob, I'm not gonna jump into the black community here and pretend I know what's going on. - That's their debate, it sure is. Okay, I don't get my hair cut at a barber shop. I don't do any of that. I don't even get my shoes shined in an airport because I think that's racist. - Maybe you should. - Maybe. - Wait, if you get your shoes shined, 'cause I wear toehold flip-flops everywhere, is that black foot, how does that work? - You're only polishing the soles of the flip-flops. - Like, "Hey, sir, your feet are black." Like, yeah, I know, I identify. - He's got damn toehold flip-flops of the best of ever ever. - They are, yeah, I'm about to buy another pair. - That guy crushed it. But if you're out there and you're concerned about racism in the world, we told you a couple weeks ago, we were gonna send the world's biggest piece of shit, Gary Faust out on the streets to really get to the heart of the issues that people are talking about. Start feeling pulses out there, literally. - This is a segment that we're gonna call "Street Gonzo" because if you don't know what "Gonzo" writing is, it's Hunter S. Thompson, right? Like, you go to cover an event or a subject or something, but it's really your personality. It's a filter of your personality, right? So, and again, Gary being, I think the world is fucked up and this is the biggest piece of shit I know. So I felt like he was uniquely situated to go out and talk to ordinary folk and convey a message of hope back to us. - Yeah, into the audience here, before we show you this clip of "Gare Bear Out in the Streets," do wanna point out he is sober from alcohol, however he is on a ton of methamphetamine. - Well, just amphetamines. - Not meth, he's on meth, right? Is he back there? Yeah, there's some meth sprinkled in there, you know? A little bit of sunshine dust on top of those adderalls. I'm sure you got it all hopped up there, but he went out to the streets in downtown Austin and shaded with the people about, would you give up your right to vote to end racism and here's the results? You're a late start of the day. ♪ The reflection ♪ ♪ This is the reflection ♪ ♪ I know sometimes ♪ - Do you say shit? (upbeat music) Show me this, baby. (upbeat music) Hey, where's that Zoom recorder? Is it rolling? Is this one? - To put the light on! - Hey, ladies, can we interview you real quick? - Sure, what's the end of it? - All right, if it ended racism worldwide, would you give up your right to vote? - I don't vote anyway, really. - Yeah, no, I would say that. Not because I don't care about voting, but-- - Well, I want to say, stay right there, stay right there. - You win. - Whoo! - Testing, testing. We gotta get in the zone. Can I ask you a question? Can we interview you or? - Fitment, an end to racism worldwide, would you give up your right to vote? - I don't even fucking vote anyway, so yeah. - Should I have scratched? - Yeah, 'cause, I mean-- - Who'd you vote for last time? - I didn't vote. - Hey, cool, cool, cool. - What is Trump, Arizona? Trump's 2024. What about you? What's your choice? - I can't vote him, I'm a felon. - Oh. - Everything you have to worry about. - Joe forgot the light, and that probably saved us from dying in a horrible, fiery, auto-fresh, you know? - And what? - Probably use a garden hose for the shower. - Oh, you know about the shower situation. - Dude, I'm a drinking rose fan. - Dude, yeah, dude. I've been showering this piece of shit's trailer. - Hey, man, can I ask you about your foot? What'd you go for last time? - Joe Biden. - I lied, Joe Biden can eat my dick. - Fitment, an end to racism worldwide. Would you give up your right to vote? - Fuck yeah. - Oh yeah, I don't already know vote. I mean, I don't vote anyway, bro, so I wouldn't affect you. - I don't vote. - Sure. - To end racism worldwide, would I give up my right to vote? - Yeah. - I ended up dropping them in the pool and I failed on the concrete. - I did, dude. I'm a womanizer, dude. I raw dog prostitutes. Like, pretty regularly, actually. I'm actually immune to chlamydia. - What did you vote for last time? - Trump. - We gotta go, dude. We gotta go, we gotta go. Joe Biden. - Hey, what about you, dude? - I can't vote. I couldn't vote last time. Now I can. - Oh, you think I'm gay? Look, look, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like. - You're an excellent gay correspondent reporting live from six to five years. - Oh my God. Would you give up your right to vote if it ended racism worldwide? - But if you don't answer it, I'll kill myself. - Yes, I would give it up. - Did you vote for last time? - Trump. - Who you voting for this time? - Trump. - Ding, ding, ding. All right, cool. Thank you. Hey, you have beautiful eyes. - I'm serious. - She covered up her tits. - Hey, I love you, dude. - Where can I watch this video? - She can tell it's a predator. - Dude, there's any bad one here? - That's Ross's personal shit. - No, I don't want to upset the boss. And this thing's not plugged in. All right, well, that was street gonzo with gay Faust and turns out people are just afraid to be racist, but we know that you guys back at the studio are not. So back to you, Ross, you're the second shit. Oh, Gary Bear, that was great. Did you fuck the blondes? I think you probably made a move on the blonde at the end with the huge tits there. That's my guess. You can just give me a yes or a no head shake back there. Yeah, yeah. God, I get it. Drunk on six street. Man, what a time to be alive right now, you know? - You know what's interesting about that is a lot of, I've been seeing this in a lot of street interviews lately with buddies of ours, especially out in California, by the way, of people quite a bit more willing to say they're voting for Trump. Like I think a lot of these people probably voted for Trump in 2020, but they would have said, I don't want to talk about politics or something in a street interview. Now for some reason, and maybe who knows what it is, I feel like people are way more likely to openly support Trump. We see it in businesses. The other day, David Sacks, I don't know if you're familiar with him, but he posted a list of like 20 billionaires who voted for Biden in 2020, who were voting for Trump this time. - Yeah, and it was a bunch of Silicon Valley guys and they said why are they all switching? - Elon, Elon, by the way, moving to all of Twitter, to Austin now, he announced that, he's just, hey, I think he said something like a-- - Twitter and space, I'm tired of dodging knives on my way into the building every morning. - That and the sweet, sweet governor of California, Gavin Newsom just said that if your kid wants to change his gender in the school, the school doesn't have the legal right to call home to the parents anymore, so the kid can just identify as a girl or a boy at school. And he was like, that's it, I'm out of here. I'm all fucking done with this bullshit. - Hey, real quick, before we move forward, there was something interesting I wanted to point out that we didn't get put into that segment. It's gonna be on Patreon, I believe, but-- - Yeah, that's the other part of this, by the way. So this is just, every week we're gonna have a 90 second to three minute clip of what the boys, what Gary and Joel go out and record and stuff, we'll have a quick one. And then we'll have a full raw version on Patreon for you guys to check out. - Oh, that grew before it hits. - Well, we'll see, right? - Even better, no, not a single person said that they were gonna vote for Joe Biden, except a homeless black guy. - Really? - Yes, swear to God, every single person we talk to, damn near said that they were not gonna vote, don't care about voting, or they were gonna vote for Trump. - And then a homeless guy, black guy, say he was gonna vote for Biden. - Yeah, I mean, I basically to summarize that, I think that Biden has done a such a dog shit, piss poor, pathetic loser job as president, that he's turned off everybody to just even voting at all. - That's the only people left in his base. - Yeah, it is. - It's the homeless black guy. - Exactly, so I just wanted to touch base with you guys about that. - Yeah, great work, Air Bear, and you did have sex with that one, right? We can confirm that. - Oh my God, I mean, I would have. I mean, back in the day, obviously happily married and all that stuff. - Mike Hedberg is asking about, if we have any, he gives 10 bucks, says do we have any information on confirming or disprovening that Xi Jinping had a stroke? To be honest, as tight as China is, if it's out there, it probably happened. - Probably happen, but China keeps everything on lock, and you'll never, ever know, same with Putin. Those guys are great with the media, say what everyone. - Yeah, I mean, like you know, but you don't. - You're a communist. - Yeah, I mean, you know, but you don't know. It was clear that Putin underwent chemo, right? 'Cause he was on steroids, his face swelled up. He had Cushing Syndrome or whatever for a little while. Obvious, but fucking prove it. You know what I mean? - Exactly, and if we were a communist country, we would never know anything about Joe Biden, to be honest with you. 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Richard Goldinger, the district attorney in Butler County, Pennsylvania, where the Trump rally took place, said the Secret Service was informed that the local police department did not have the manpower to assist with securing that building. Goldinger's account was confirmed by Secret Service spokesman Anthony Gugliemi. I'm fun with that name. Gugliemi said the proposal to station a patrol car and officer outside the AGR International Building Complex had been part of the Secret Service's advance planning for securing the prominent structure which had an expansive roof with an unobstructed view of the rally stage less than 150 yards away where Trump would later stand. The local PD said they couldn't and their commissioner has said as much on Fox News. - Yeah, that's interesting because that's not what the Secret Service said. They said that was the cops responsibility and what the cops are saying is that, yeah, we had that conversation and we told them we couldn't do it. So Secret Service has decided not to, I guess. - Yeah, did they? - Or it fell through the crack. I mean, you have to believe one of those two things. You have to believe that either the most elite security, like a close protection security detail on earth fucked up in the way that a normal common sense person could figure out not to fuck up or that something more nefarious is going on, right? And we still don't know which one's the answer. - Well, we had Tyler Gray on the show yesterday. - It's worth asking that question. - It sure is. - And don't jump to conclusions and shit, but it's worth asking that question in my opinion. - And when Tyler Gray was on the show yesterday who'd worked with the Secret Service and we were going over this, I said, hey, if I'm the police, I push back on this. If I didn't do it, you don't want this on your fucking hands and your city. - And their county commissioner did get on Fox News yesterday and he was like, yeah, what they're saying is bullshit. - Which is great because this is what we said, this is what our guess was on the show. Look, this is Butler, Pennsylvania. Delco, you're from Pennsylvania. Even I don't know where this is. Do you know where Butler, Pennsylvania is? - That's West Side. Like off the top of my head, it's towards Pittsburgh, I believe. - Okay, so yeah, it's a small town, small police. I'm sure they looked at Trump who pulls massive, massive fucking rallies. It doesn't matter where you put that guy. I'm sure they didn't have the resources for this. I'm positive probably that this is the fucking conversation that the Chief of Police had with the Secret Service and said, hey, dude, you realize you're in Butler, Pennsylvania. No, we don't have all the fucking resources for your bullshit. That's why you're here. But the videos that are coming out of this guy walking around and marching everywhere around the campgrounds or whatever the fuck this place is, it's just unbelievable. And she still has a job as of today. - Yeah, yeah, I actually talked to a SWAT commander from a place that recently did the same day augmented to your service for another Trump rally on the East Coast this morning, actually. He went over the whole list, like, yeah, Secret Service comes in and goes down the entire list of responsibilities for the detail with the local command, whoever the commander is, right? There would be probably a police, Lieutenant Captain, I would imagine, or maybe a Sergeant, and then the SWAT commander as well. SWAT's gonna do different shit, right? Police might just be walking the crowd or whatever, who knows? So they all have conversations like this. This is what they reported to me. The Trump detail for this only had four Secret Service agents. Everybody else was local PD. - Really? - Yes. - Okay, and they were all women? - No, no, but, yeah. He also said that there was zero comms with Secret Service, that this particular agency has a statewide encrypted channel that they could have used, and Secret Service did not, they refused to use it for some reason, unclear why. So yeah, we'll see how that goes. - Well, the other update is, allegedly, they subpoenaed her and they're trying to get her to testify in front of a committee on Monday. - Well, not just that, she got accosted at the RNC. Well, I don't know why the fuck she's even at the RNC. Go hide somewhere. - I don't either, Bob, do you have that clip from last night? Who is the woman who chased her down? - It's the cat-turd clip at the top of that list right there, in the notes. - Who was the, was it a Senator, or a Congressman? - Congress? - On a red Senator. - Who does it say at the top of the thing there? - Well, cat-turd says, "Dear Republicans, "as I fight, Kimberly Cheetle is the most "incomitant person on Earth, or she was in on it. "I'll find the Senator real quick, "'cause I saw a different tweet describing it "and it was a Senator." - Yeah, I did, I did too. Yeah, go ahead and play it. - I think it was too, Senator. (indistinct chatter) (indistinct chatter) - It took a little bit of people to eat. - Why is she there? I just can't figure this out. (indistinct chatter) - Marcia Blackburn, this is actually a different clip. - That's fine, 'cause I saw another one, Bob, where they were chasing her out of there. It starts to get heated, and then she tries to get out of there, and then another woman was chasing her down, saying what happens. - While you're looking for that, people are commenting on the necklace here. This is actually sent to us from Tiger King today, from prison, Joe Exotica. - Yeah, I've got one over here, a free Joe Exotica still on the-- - Free Joe Exotica still on the bag, and then mine says, I'm not gay, I just get it sucked out of me. - No, you got sucked into it. - You got sucked into it. - Oh, sucked into it, yeah. - So yeah, either way. - There's another one over there that says I got peed on by a tiger, I like that one. Yeah, it's nice. - It's very nice. If my neck turns green here in 20 minutes, and I've got to be wheeled out of here, you know why? - It'll be fine. I think it'll probably be fine. - I'll rub some dirt on it. It'll be good to go. Is that her walking, trying to walk out of the building? - This is her walking somewhere in the RNC, and Marsha Blackburn, I believe, is the center they said was coming after her. - This is exactly what we were doing today. - This is what you're doing today. - This is what you're doing today. - I'm telling you, I'm telling you. - You owe the forgetful answers. - You owe the forgetful answers. - You owe the press a little drop, and-- (dramatic music) - Do they follow up the escalator? Oh, that's a slope, though. Shit, I'm surprised Cheetah was able to get up the slope. - We have to cross this path. - This is exactly what we're-- - So, again, I got to ask this question. How does she still have a job today? - I believe it actually is multiple senators, but Blackburn's the only one named in this tweet. - Okay, gotcha. Still fucking shocking. Still absolutely fucking shocking. Our next sponsor is MyBookie.com, promo code drinkingbros, doubles that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. On Delco Dan's Dirty Golf Show, we gave you all the British Open picks for this weekend. How are we looking here, Delco? - Not great. - Oh boy. - Yeah. - Oh boy. House Cam Young doing. - He's two over. He three-potted like four holes. - Yeah, you were real confident in him. - He's fine. - We got any of my guys up there? - Kepka's one under. - Kepka, here we go. - I mean, Scotty is hitting the ball well today, but his short game was a little suspect. - Same with Cam. Cam was like... - Same with Cam. - In the fuck out of the ball, but he couldn't putt. But right now we got Shane Lowry at the top at five under. - Okay. - Okay. - But he's not gonna win. - He never puts four days together, so. - He's a fun... He's won a British Open in the top. - Oh, that's right. Yeah, what year was that? - I was like 20, 19. - 21, oh, it's 19 days for you. - Good for him. Hopefully these guys can pull it together. - The scores were really shitty today. - Speaking of sports, Derek Wolfe is in the Twitter chat right now, Derek Wolfe. - Yes, we'll be our co-host. - A massive human being. - Massive human being. - And a great American too. - A beast of a man. - Great American. - Great American. - He says, "Public executions for treason, bring it back." Can't agree more, brother. - I know. I know he'll be our co-host on the NFL show this year on "Drinking Bro's Sports," which is also brought to you by mybookie.com from a co-drinking bros. That was your first deposit. Derek, I'll call you after the show. We're looking at 12.30 PM Central on Wednesday afternoons' fall for the NFL show with Mr. Derek Wolfe, host of Wolfe Untamed. Big fan of his. You can gamble on all the shit, man. Everything's up. Super Bowl odds are up. College football odds for week one and week two are already up. Everything's up on mybookie.com. Also check out the Friday Night Blackjack Show, which is live. The beauty of mybookie.com's live casino is it is live. It's real people. You're going against real dealers from all over the world, and you can scream at them. They can't hear you, but they will make snide remarks if you make a wrong move over there. Big fan of Rob and Delco Show. That airs on "Drinking Bro's Sports" on YouTube, so subscribe to that. And head on over to mybookie.com and to the promo code "Drinking Bro's" to double that first deposit up to $1,000. Get off the couch and get into the action today and turn your love of sports into your new side hustle at mybookie.com. Next up, DEI is losing because of you. Bud Light's star still fallen more than a year after the boycott that turned the US beer industry upside down. The former favorite beer has tumbled to number three behind Mandela and now Mick Ultra. What do you want to point out that is also owned by Anheuser-Busch? Recent sales data has shown. Bud Light represented 6.5% of beer dollar sales in US stores in the four weeks ending July 6 compared with 7.3 for Mick Ultra and 9.7 for Mandela, according to an analysis of Nielsen IQ data by the consulting firm Bump Williams. Big fan of that. I like that name, yeah. So this is sort of a bigger trend going on lately. I think, actually, you could probably say that Bud Light kicked it off in a lot of ways. Yes. Because there's backlash all the time about woke shit target, Walmart experienced it. But there wasn't any real financial backlash to either one of those companies, not anything that was measurable anyways. Bud Light definitely got slaughtered in a lot of ways, lost huge market share. But it's part of a bigger trend that's starting to ramp up lately. And there's an interesting twist to it as well. So John Deere, tractor supply, both have had to make public statements rolling back their DEI bullshit, right? Very, very publicly challenged, lost revenue, and then publicly apologized and corrected course, right? Which is good. And then people seem to be OK with it now, which is also good. If somebody fucking fixes themselves, you have to accept that. Yeah. It is affecting these-- I guess I wouldn't say right-leaning brands. But these more Americana brands getting hit like this is having an unattended consequence, I think, of affecting larger companies who are tired of this bullshit. Or maybe it's just giving them cover to not do it anymore. Because over the past month, CNN fired their entire DEI staff, all of them, everybody. So did Microsoft. They laid off their entire DEI staff, saying that it's no longer business critical, not that it ever was. I bet if we looked closely enough, you could find other Fortune 500 companies that have done the same thing. They just didn't make it public. And the fact is that social pressure is very effective. It's very effective. And while we're able, like here at "Drigger Bros," to make videos both serious and silly that challenge these assholes for doing stupid shit, you know what I mean? And that ruin other people's businesses, fuck with our culture and all that stuff. And the case of the secret service put literal lives in danger, right? It's the collective voice of the people that really matters. You know what I mean? If one dick or another, let's say it was a right-leaning company and Jimmy Kimmel starts criticizing them on his show, nobody's going to care unless Jimmy Kimmel's fans go out and start raising hell. So we need you guys to keep getting involved. And I'm not talking to our audience, but all these audiences to keep getting involved in this stuff. But I am, at this point, going to talk to our audience. Get into the comments on Instagram and YouTube on Twitter as well, on our personal shit, on anything that you agree with politically. Don't just watch it and move on, share it like it. But get into the comments and talk shit to people. Don't be a dick, don't threaten people or any dumb shit like that. But get in there and express your viewpoint. 'Cause I'm telling you, these big companies read it. - Yeah, they read it. - They read it and respond to it. And I've just given you five of the largest companies in America have over the past year. And some, as recently as just this last month, have completely changed the culture of their company because of people like you speaking out about this stuff. It's a really good way that you can help. The people are always asking, how can I help? What can I do to do this stuff? This is a really good way you can defend your culture. So right now we've got one here on YouTube, if you're watching on YouTube, that from the other day it's a clip from the show we did Sunday talking about DEI at Secret Service and how it results in a fat woman cowering in fear instead of doing her job. Go, I'll pen it in the comments after we get done here. But crank that thing up. Like make government understand this as well. And whenever a story comes out about the military or the FBI or anybody else doing this DEI shit, we'll hammer on that too. Those are especially in the culture where it's important for you guys to support and share and shit. - Because companies will pay attention when it affects their bottom line. And in particular, they're stock prices and all this other shit. Now with Bud Light, it is full disclosure. It has really helped out hard AF Seltzer. When we're on the phone with distributors and things like that on a daily basis, they're starting to ask for the first time and it's, I love it, but it's rare 'cause it hasn't happened in years and years where they're like, are you pro America? You're a veteran owned company, great. We want support and we want everybody to feel like they're a part of the community and everything else. So the shelf space space that has been abandoned from a lot of these stores and grocery stores for Bud Light has gone to us 'cause their Seltzer got nuked out as well. Bud Light Seltzer. Now for Anheuser-Busch, I do wanna point out the rest of their brands are doing fine. I think Constellation owns Medello. Mick Ultra, which is now number two, is an Anheuser-Busch brand. I believe, and you'll have to check the numbers on this, the red Bud heavies are still doing okay. It was just the polarizing blue can. And look, whenever you have a controversy this big, it's a coolness factor. There's very few companies that are so great that they're above it and they're beyond it. Nike, in my opinion, was able to get past the Kaepernick shit and be financially fine forever after that because it's fucking Nike. Chick-fil-A, you know, hating gay people and whatever. It's Chick-fil-A. I'm not giving up Jesus' chicken for anything. You can tell me, you can say to my face, "I hate white people." I'm fine with it, but when you have a shitty beer that's kind of been hidden by a bunch of marketing over the years, yeah, it's gonna go down out there. But keep doing it because it helps. And then it helps these smaller companies like ours and everybody else's succeed and people that align with your values. I'm telling you, if you do it with your wallets, like, Anthony was saying, it will really make a difference out there and people are starting to smarten up. Hopefully they change it in the secret service as well. - Yeah, well, I mean, that's the thing. So there's no, unless we do a nationwide tax strike, which I am in support of, but that requires a lot of effort. It's not like we can boycott the secret service or the military or the FBI or something like that. So the best way to handle this is to put like public pressure on, and I'm not talking about Maxine Water showing up when people are having dinner and talking shit to 'em. If you do that stuff, you're an asshole. I don't give a fuck who it is. If Cheetah or the Secret Service Director is out at dinner tonight, trying to have dinner with their family or something that somebody goes up and tries to accost her, you're a fucking asshole. That's not the time or place for that shit. - At the RNC, that's fine. - Yeah, the RNC is fine, and all of social media is completely fine. Do it there where it belongs, is all I'm saying. But do it, because it's the only way to hold a government accountable. You only get to, like, these are unelected bureaucrats, right? So you have to trash them so hard that politicians don't wanna go anywhere near them. Like the reason that Bud Light has shrunk so much is because people don't wanna have that can in their hand and see how they're seeing it. - There's no one to be seen with it. It's the @hardy, is that? - Yeah, turn Cheetah into the Bud Light can where no politician wants to go anywhere near her. I'm not kidding. - I know. - And any of these other assholes that are pushing this woke ideology, like my orchestra and all these other people, that's what you do. - I agree. We got some breaking news here. Jimmy Carter outlived another one. Outlived another one. Bob Newhart is dead. Can you confirm that, Bob? - I thought Bob Newhart died like 20 years ago. - No, dude. - Newhart has passed away. - I'll start to hear that. - Bob Newhart was hilarious. - He's fucking awesome. What, how old is he? - 94. - Oh yeah, he was old. - Shit! Carter, dude. - Newhart's been retired for like 25 years, isn't he? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He used to pump up here and there though, in like Letterman and shit. And he was still funny. - Yeah, he had a good bit with Conan when he hosted the Emmy. He's like 10 years ago, probably. - Oh, great, yeah. - He's basically all of us are like kind of too old, or too young, I should say, to like remember, but he was like the goat of sitcoms in the '70s and early '80s. - Yeah, and I know for you, Bob, like it's a big guy for you, 'cause like from my era, it's obviously Matt Reif. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm not, I know nothing about Bob Newhart 'cause I'm too young, but yeah, I know, huge fan of Bob Newhart, always, always fucking funny. I don't know anything about his politics. All I will remember him is, he's just being a funny fucking dude. 94. - 94, if you don't know who we're talking about at the top of your head, - A couple picture up, yeah. - And my other brother, Ed. - Will Ferrell's adopted father in Elf. - Oh yeah, shit, dude. - Oh, I forgot he was in Elf, shit. - God, he's great, man. - So he hasn't been retired that long. Well, Elf was like, 2018. - 2004? - 2003. - 2003, yeah. - So 20 years. 'Cause I think that's the last major thing he did, except for that appearance at the-- - He's in the Big Bang Theory a bunch. - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well see, I'm glad I don't know that 'cause that's the worst thing I've seen. - That means we watch the Big Bang Theory. - By the way, Derek. - There he is, pop him up on the screen. - Derek Wolf in the chats is imagine DEI and NFL. I think offensive lines are lacking in small Asians. - Holy shit. - Did you imagine that? - I think we should do a DEI NFL. - Yeah. - And it's all like Melissa McCarthy. - Just to see what happens. - You know what's funny? - It's for one night. - Darryl. Sorry, Jeff Warner, you're right. Darryl and my other brother, Darryl. - Do you know what's funny about that comment from Derek Wolf is I was watching a TV show with my child a while back. It was like, it's a muppet babies, right? - Yeah. - They were trying to be inclusive with this kid, even though he sucked ass at sports. And they were like, oh, we'll just tell him he's good. We'll let him win. - Yeah. - Right? And then like near the end of the episode, the kid was like all hyped up. He's like, oh, I'm awesome at this. And then he had to play like some muppet who was like a giant, you know what I mean? Just a muppet who was gonna fuck his shit up. And they were like, oh God, oh no. And he got a shit fucked up. And they were like, oh, they was wrong to tell people they're good at something when they're not. I was like, it was made like two years ago too. I was like, that is a stunning message in 2022. - I know, I know. But let's try it out. Let's try it out in the NBA so it works out. - All right. So we're still technically. - Well, we are trying it in the NBA right now. - Oh, yeah? - With LeBron, so well, he's black. - I thought you meant with the dummy. - So that's racist, okay? 'Cause he's actually black. - So the more breaking news back to the Secret Service thing. - Sure. - The House Judiciary Committee just released an open letter they wrote to FBI Director Ray to investigate the Secret Service. I'll just read it quickly. The part that's been published. The committee on the judiciary is conducting oversight of the attempted assassination of President Trump. Blah, blah, blah. J-13 investigation action taken by the federal Bureau of Investigation in advance. And following the shooting, information provided to this committee raise serious questions about the thoroughness of the security planning by local, state and federal law enforcement agencies. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. After Secret Service cleared the scene, the FBI immediately began investigating the incident as an attempted assassination and suspected act of domestic terrorism. According to FBI Deputy Director Paul Abate, the FBI's Pittsburgh field office is leading the investigation and real FBI will conduct rapid investigation with maximum transparency. So I don't know if this is, I've heard from people inside the Department of Justice that this investigation has been hamstrung in the same way that Hunter Biden laptop was. - Sure will. - Resources are hard to come by as the phrase. - Yeah. - This is the statement from the House Judiciary or the House Oversight Committee. Whistleblowers have disclosed that the committee, to the committee that the Secret Service led two briefings regarding the July 13 campaign rally on July 8th, 2024 at the Western Pennsylvania Fusion Center and other stakeholders to discuss the upcoming unrelated visits by President Trump and the first lady, Dr. Jill Biden. U.S. Secret Service is a special agent in charge. Tim Burke reportedly told law enforcement partners that Secret Service had limited resources that week because the agency was covering the NATO summit in DC. FBI personnel were present at those briefings. While the committee recognized the FBI as one of the many agencies represented in the WPFC, it is the lead federal investigative arm and a key source of intelligence on potential threats for special events and its area of responsibility. The committee has several unanswered questions about the failures that led to the attempted assassination of President the first number 40 years, as well as the FBI's ability to conduct rapid transparent and thorough investigation in the wake of recent scandals. Accordingly, to ensure that the committee can effectively evaluate these matters during your testimony on July 24th, 2024, which we'll be watching live. That'll be at 10 a.m., I believe, is when that starts. - Are they gonna break into all the-- - It's gonna, it's-- - There's not work? - My understanding is it's live. - Okay. - I'll be watching it. I don't know if we'll publish it or anything, but anyways, we request that you be prepared fully to address all questions about the attempts of assassination. In particular, we expect our members to require information, including but not limited to the following. Let's see, hold on, we find the second part here. - Well, here's what that gets interesting. So let's say they get them all together and they do this. The Secret Service, only out at this point, is to blame local PD. - It is, yeah, but I mean, here's the problem. Like, the buck stops there, right? - I agree. - And I think House oversight is also, I think it would be appropriate to do this. I think they should also subpoena all of the Democrats in the House who authored and co-authored a bill to strip Donald Trump of Secret Service protection after his convicted felon bullshit. Like, just a couple of weeks ago, they tried to take Secret Service protection away from him entirely. Now, without there needing to be some globalist cabal of people who wanna kill Trump because they don't want him to become president, you can be incompetent enough to put somebody in danger on purpose. And that's exactly what the fuck happened here, right? So I'm hoping that oversight will get some answers out of here. This is gonna be, I do kind of wonder if Cheeto isn't being held in place right there so she can go to Capitol Hill, take that hit and then get fired. So nobody else gets hammered. You know what I mean? - But it's gonna come down to the question of do you believe it's incompetence or was it on purpose? Those questions will come fast and furious. - It'll be very interesting to see how that goes. It's that is on what Tuesday, I think? - Monday or Tuesday, I believe. - It might be Monday. No, it's Wednesday. So next Wednesday at 10 a.m., I think it's when it starts. That should give Matt Gates enough time for that Botox to settle from us. - Yeah, he's, you know, that, come on, man. You're a Florida guy, you should know that. - Bob, pop up that pick from last night. He's been on the show and I think he's actually pretty decent politician down there. I don't know how he gets down in real life. - I like Matt. - But you can't, you gotta learn from Bob Costis, man. You don't get Botox injections the night before a live TV gig, you just don't do it. Is that the before and after? - Yeah, that's a lot. I mean, it's been, that's like 15 years ago versus now, probably, but yeah, it's. - That's, I mean, he's on 50 units there of, he's gone well past the recommended 25 to 30 for that forehead. He's on 50 units and you don't do that the night before. Is he married? 'Cause his wife should have said, "Hey, you gotta give that three to four weeks to settle." You can't get that overnight and expect to go out there tomorrow. And it's gonna be too much. - He is married to a name I would suspect from a man with this much Botox. - Okay. - Her name is Ginger Lucky Gates. - Stop it. Stop it. - God, big fan. - I like it. - If you stay on brand like that, you almost can't make fun of it, you know? - Ginger Lucky Gates. What a lucky gate she is. Ginger, you should have stepped in and said, "Hey, hun, I love ya." And I know you were busy and the thing's been crazy, but you're gonna skip that Botox sesh and kind of wait 'til November there. - She looks good. - Ginger does? - Yeah. - Let's see, let's pull up Gengar. Let's see what she looks like. - I'm sure she's doing a better job than he is in that regard. - Yeah, well, yeah, women, women know, dude. That's the thing, but she should have told him. Okay. - I mean, this is her that was-- - That's Gengar? - That's Gengar, yeah. - Can we zoom in on that? - That's right. - How old is she? - Yeah, that was my question. That's why I wanted to zoom in. I was like, "Man, she looks young." - Let's see. - She looks young right there. Yeah, good for Matt. - Somebody is saying in the chat that Lou Dobbs also died. - No. - Lou Dobbs go? - Dave Weiss, I haven't heard that. It's not on the internet, so anyway, hold on. Yeah, he did, actually. - No way, dude. - She's 20. - She's 26. - Good for outgates is what, 38's probably? - Yeah, that's for him. He's 42. - Good for him. - Yeah, so breaking news here, the great Lou Dobbs has passed away at 78 years old. President Trump just issued a statement calling Lou, a truly incredible journalist, reporter, and a talent, unique in so many ways, and loves by our entire country. RIP, Lou. - He's a fantastic journalist. A lot of people don't know that he's a fantastic journalist, but I've always said. - Best journalist, fantastic journalist, always loves Lou. Sweet, sweet Lou Dobbs. - Yeah, man, he was relentlessly attacked, this fucking guy. - Who, Lou Dobbs? - Yeah. - Especially after 2020, 'cause he was the one saying immediately, hey, something's not right with his election, and he got fucking hammered for it. He's never wavered that guy. - He's always been very measured and calm, too, which fucking pisses people off. - It does, 'cause he's unflappable. He was always unflappable, this guy. Pop a pickup of Lou Dobbs, in case you don't know him. Man, Jimmy Carter outlived another one. - Oh, yeah. - Dude, I think Jimmy Carter might be responsible for some of these. - Out, do we start checking if Jimmy's exing people out of life here? - Taking lives, yeah. - Can people do? There's a chance. - That one. - Yeah, that's a good pick. That's how I remember it was. - Oh, we're getting a lot of low-res picks, sorry. There we go. - Focus. - He's a handsome man, and you will do him justice. - Yeah, he sure will. Sweet, sweet Lou. Sweet, sweet Lou. - One of my favorite 30-rack jokes with Lou Dobbs. It's like Alec Baldwin saying, he's like, nothing makes me sick. I've seen Lou Dobbs step on his own testicles. - Are set on his own balls? - Yeah, no. - So 78, that means Carter outlived him by 21 years. That's a long time, dude. Fuck, what was it? Fentanyl? Fentanyl over to us, probably? - How old was it? 78 or 78? - 78, yeah. Okay, Jimmy Carter outlived him by 21 years. - If you called-- - Lou Dobbs would have lived forever. - If you called that living. You know what I mean? - Jimmy Carter is alive. - Jimmy Carter looks like he's staring into the sun. - He's building a habitat for humanity right now. - I got Jimmy in a race against you. - Foot race or what kind of race? - In a 40 or a 100. - Foot, we'll go long distance. - He might get me in a 1,500 meters? - He might get me in long distance 'cause he is lying down in a wheelchair. - And somebody's gonna be pushing him. - Yeah, somebody's gonna be pushing him. - Tortoise type situation. - I'm more of a sprinter than a long distance guy anyways. - Yeah. - Always have been. - Yeah, but man. - Jimmy Carter's out there. Just mercing people in silence. - Oh dude, he's the fucking zodiac killer. This whole time it was him. - Making moves. - Get Jill and Hall on the phone. We're gonna find this asshole. - Next up, sponsor wise. We got firstform.com/drinkingbros. Took my microfactors. Right before we went on air today. 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MSNBC's Joy Reed, the biggest homophobe ever alive. I mean, it's Jesus Christ. She was able to delete that way back machine somehow. And then they got it. And then she's still on the air. And now she's shaved her head. Now she's dyed her hair blonde. She looks like fucking Eminem. Questioned whether President Joe Biden's Wednesday COVID diagnosis should be viewed in the same manner as former President Donald Trump's survival of an assassination attempt this weekend. No, I'm not kidding, by the way. We'll show this clip because it's really hard to believe. - It's pretty funny. I mean, people have been sending me messages on pretty much every social media platform saying, "Hey, I got a cold one. "Do I qualify for a combat infantry badge now "or how's that work?" - I asked that one fucking congressman who's rocking his. - Oh, the guy in Arizona? - He's taking it. - Yeah. - Oh, no, no. That's the guy faking Vietnam service. I can't remember the guy with this EIB. But he's still wearing it. - He'd be pretty old to fake that, right? - Yeah. And he definitely wasn't Vietnam. - Okay. Yeah, play this clip. I caught this last night, I was stunned. - Here's the question that I have on that. These two men are both elderly. Donald Trump is an elderly man who, for whatever reason, was given nine seconds to take a iconic photo op during an active shooter situation. Weird situation, we'll figure that out one day. But his survival of that and bouncing right back and going right to his convention is being conveyed in the media world as a sign of strain. This current president of the United States is 81 years old and has COVID. Should he be fine in a couple of days? Doesn't that convey exactly the same thing? That he's strong enough, older than Trump, to have gotten something that used to really be fatal to people his age. So if he does fine out of it and comes back, it is able to do rallies, isn't that exactly the same? I mean, it's not exactly the same. It's not the same incident, but it's an elderly man coming through out of an illness. - It should. (upbeat music) - Oh boy, you saw her face. You saw Jen Psaki's face there for a second where she goes, "Holy fuck, I'm gonna have to co-sign "for that statement. "How joy reads still has a fucking job as beyond me." It's not only horrific that she said an assassination attempt is the same as COVID. To that, I would say, "Do you wanna try?" We can cough into your mouth and then Dan can take a shot at your fucking head and then we can see which one you'd more like to do over it. - No, no, no. - I'll spit in your mouth too. - There's only one. - There's only one person who knows the answer. - What is that? - And we're gonna need to get a Ouija board. - Okay. - It's the founder of Texas Roadhouse who had long COVID so bad he had to put a bullet in his head. - That's true, man. - Wow, this isn't, this might not be the dumbest thing or maybe it is. - A lot of people on social media said this is when the mainstream media jumped the shark finally last night. - A little bit. I mean, I feel like they did it a long time ago, but go to Charlie Kirk's Twitter right quick or Derek Wolves, he just reposted it, but Charlie Kirk posted a video of Joy Reed earlier today. - Does she apologize? - No, she was questioning whether Trump actually got shot or not. - Ah, I mean, she was insinuating that in the clip. - Yes. - Where she was like, oh, a photo op. - Well, she dealt with the second part of that video that I had a problem with where she said, why was he allowed to stand and take photos for nine fucking seconds? Last night, they finally dropped the audio in the behind the scenes reaction of what he was saying on stage 'cause the mic was still on. - Oh, I heard it like the day of. - They played it last night and with that, you can hear Trump 'cause he falls to the ground and he gets up and he's so dazed and disoriented. He starts asking for his shoes over and over again, which is what happens to people when a crazy impact or something going on that you don't understand, start asking for weird shit, you don't know where you are. So it's not like Secret Service was like, holy shit, you got shot, let's give him time to stand up to get a sweet photo and a sweet pick for the gram. No one did that. - No, well, I mean, they just, there wasn't any leadership there to be honest, but yeah, go ahead and play this. This is, Der Wolf just reposted this too. - Okay. - We still don't know for sure whether Donald Trump was hit by a bullet, whether he was hit by glass fragments, whether he was hit by shrapnel. We don't have those details. We actually have no details from his physician, even though this man is still a Secret Service protected, you know, and presidential candidate. We know almost nothing. Why? Why don't we know that much? We know that three people were shot, one person unfortunately was killed at the rally. We don't know where they were sitting or standing relative to him. We don't know why for nine full seconds, Donald Trump was allowed to stand back up during an active shooting, an active shooter situation, even though they, at that point had said, the shooter, the shooter was down, how would they have known if there were more shooters or not? Nobody knew that there could have been five shooters for all they knew, yet they allowed him to stand up in the middle of that, you know, crisis and pose for a photo and this pumped the air so he could get the iconic photo and then they allowed him to stand up again outside of the SUV instead of just shoving him into the SUV. That seems really unusual. What is the actual injury to Donald Trump's ear that's under that bandage? Shouldn't we know that by now? It's weird and there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of curiosity about it, you know, in the sort of media world, you know, my profession. - You're the only one asking, joy. - Yeah, nobody else has asked the question because you can see what happens. - Aggressively pursuing his medical records. It's just weird. - It's not weird at all. - It's not weird and frankly, what difference does it make if it was spall or shrapnel or glass or something or the bullet? Who cares? - I was literally about to say. - Like somebody still took fucking five shots at the president, but. - And one person is dead, two are critically injured in the hospital right now. They don't think one of them is going to survive. - She's right about some stuff actually. She's right that him standing up for all that time. They didn't know if there was a second shooter or not. She's right about all that. - Well, that one I can answer. - The proper conclusion to draw is that Secret Service was incompetent on that day. - Right. - Not that there's a fucking, like what, you really, oh my God, dude. But, you know, Alex Jones has said he doesn't want anybody getting sued like he did over shit like this. But you would think after Sandman and a couple of the other ones, plus what happened to Alex that people would be a little bit more careful about saying something. - And MSNBC would get sued. She would get sued. And if I'm MSNBC, I pull her off the network immediately. So to answer another question, we did know what happened. Listening that audio last night that was on the stage, Secret Service says the shooter is down. You can get up now. You can get up. Get up, we're going to take you out of here. Get up, you're going to take you out of here. Now, if I'm him, I stay down because I don't know that answer. Just because somebody's telling you to get up, if you look at the backgrounds where everybody's covering their loved ones and the bleachers and things like that behind him, where the one person was killed immediately on impact, I don't know that I get up immediately. Also, he's 78 years old and he's just been shot. So whether that did come from the bullet itself or fragments of, I guess you're referring to a teleprompter, 'cause there's usually a glass teleprompter on the right and left over there. Doesn't really matter. People are going to take their time when they got fucking shot on stage to get up. Now, what he was able to do afterwards was iconic on its own. I don't think that I could have done it and I'm, you know, fucking a third of his age for Christ's sakes. So, you know, this is madness to me. How's she still on the air and has a fucking job today? It's absolutely nuts. - Well, we can jump into that. So there's another story about the case for JD Vance that I have in here, but if you want to go into the morning Joe when we can do that and see. - Yeah, I'll switch it around here. 'Cause morning Joe got benched for this exact reason. They didn't want their anchors going on air on Monday after the assassination attempt. - And by they, we mean NBC Universal, who, like they have a new president, I think he's a-- - And they control all the networks. - Yeah, he controls all the networks. Usually they just let MSNBC do whatever it wants, right? - Right. - In a scenario, and I think it speaks volumes. They were like, "Eh, maybe that one guy "shouldn't be on the fucking 4-hour block rate morning show." - When you know that your anchors hate someone so much, this is the smart move is, in my opinion, I think NBC made the smart move. I believe freedom of speech and all that other shit. But also, that's a massive company that's on the New York Stock Exchange. They got shareholders to answer to and they got people on the right and left that watch not only NBC, but MSNBC, CNBC for the financial shit and everything else. Like, this was the smart move to bench morning Joe team of Minka and Joe, who, by the way, cheated on each other's fucking wives and husbands to get together and are now married on this fucking show. And we're pushing Joe Biden. If you remember, they were the ones in March, Joe in particular, who said, "Hey, I know Biden personally, "I'm a good friend and he's the sharpest, fitted." This is the best Joe Biden I've ever seen in my entire life. Three months later, Joe's got to step down or democracy dies. So fuck you, Joe. One, two, Willy Geist, AKA the yeast infection, what I like to call them personally here, offered viewers a peek behind the curtain to the conspicuous decision-making process that transpired over the weekend. Where Joe Scarborough said the morning Joe team had been informed Sunday evening that all of MSNBC's opinion-oriented day-side lineup would be preempted for a single NBC news feed covering the attempts on Trump's life. But as Scarborough noted, that did not happen instead of high-profile NBC news anchors, such as Lester Holt and Savannah Guthrie, anchoring special coverage. MSNBC aired two hours of MSNBC reports and two hours on a streaming service programming NBC news now. And oddly enough, no other MSNBC shows were preempted only morning Joe. I don't think this is a mystery why they did it. - No, it's really obvious. The interesting part is the reaction from morning Joe. So the next day, so yesterday, or I'm sorry, Tuesday, Scarborough and Minka started out the show to discuss it. And Joe says, we don't know why it was that it didn't happen. That it wasn't just a block of like Lester Holt or somebody else doing the whole MSNBC reports thing. That they were very surprised and disappointed that it didn't happen and even went as far as to threaten network leadership, right? He said, next time we are told that there's going to be a newsfeed replacing us, we'll be in our chairs and the newsfeed will either be us or they can get somebody else to host the show. So it's basically threatened to quit live on the air. I'm not sure that's much of a threat to NBC necessarily, but that their show, their morning show that for our block is the most popular on their entire network. So it is a meaningful threat to MSNBC. I just don't know how much NBC is a parent company cares. But is it, I mean, look, I follow the ratings all the time and let's just take the coverage over the last week. MSNBC is in the last place. They are, no, I'm sorry, second to last place, there are only 200,000 viewers above Newsmax and I don't know where the fuck Newsmax is. - Saudi Arabia, I think. - But on my channel, like I don't know. - The Saudis buy like 30% of that company recently? - I think they did, but $50 million. - I don't know where to find Newsmax on my dial. I can find all the rest of these fuckers, including Joy Reid and Rachel Maddow and those guys. But I don't know where Newsmax is. And when you're only 200,000 viewers ahead in the ratings of this shitbird, you got to go. Like at this point, man, how can you keep her on air? People have been fired for way less in the past. Then accusing a president of faking an assassination attempt. Like that's nuts to me. - Qatar, Qatar, 50 million guys. - Sorry, the people that fund Hamas, not the people that fund Al-Qaeda. - Yes. - Pardon me. - Yes. - Yeah. - Pardon me, sorry for that. - No, that's fine. - Apologies all around. - It makes sense, very good journalism school over there at Texas A&M Qatar. - But it's getting crazy out there and the rhetoric thing that Biden said for barely six minutes the other night, this is exactly what he was talking about. But yet MSNBC is allowing Joy Reed to spew this bullshit. I didn't see anything from Jen Psaki today, but there was a moment in that clip where she was just like, oh, fuck. - She looked more regretful about hearing Joy Reed be like, isn't COVID the same as getting shot in the face? - Yeah. - Because then Corey Bush was when that person was like, Wesley Bell licks men's assholes. You heard it here first. - Yeah. - But if you notice, it didn't take long for everybody to get back to their bullshit. Bob, if you can pull up a New York magazine, their cover that they just dropped right now. It's fucking wild as shit to me, dude. I just, people don't care. There it is. - By the way, the misfit Patriots in the Twitter chat, he's posted and others have posted a photo showing the two teleprompters. They didn't get hit by gunfire. So this idea that glass got thrown up into Trump's ear or something, which is not true, man. - I hope he rips off the bandage tonight, shows the fucking bloody ear and gives the whole goddamn 90-minute speech to that and gives a-- - Or puts his finger through it. - The middle finger, yeah. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He pulls like a joint out of it, it's stuck in there and he just craps. - I'm one of those magician endless handkerchief things. I mean, that would be great. - It's the first drugs Trump's ever done in his life. He's smoking a joint right before his RNC speech. - Right. And then the New York magazine had this cover today with the health issue for the presidents. Did you pop that up on screen, Bob? Why? Why do this to either president is what I don't really understand. I mean, just to save your shitty magazine that, who has that? Besides rich, Jewish, Dennis, and fucking Upper East Side of New York? Like, I don't even know who subscribes to this. And then their clickbait title at the top there, Democrats lose their minds. But then you're going into this about the health issues of the presidents and showing them Trump in underpants and Biden in a huge baggy pair of boxers and then guessing what their bodies look like underneath and that's your fucking cover. It's been, what, five days since the assassination attempts? Why wait? You know, I think you're good on that. - No. - Oh yeah, is that Biden? - Yeah, they actually toss Biden a bone with this. - Yeah, 'cause he's got a lot more chest hair there. - Well, I would say he's a little sagier in real life than he is. - 'Cause he's 81! - I know, this is a front pick though, so maybe this is just a bad angle for Biden. - It's a fucking, it's a 78-year-old and an 81-year-old, man. What do you want? - They're also gonna touch it up a bit. - Yeah, yeah. - A magazine cover? - Airbrush that, yeah. - Jesus Christ. - Now, how is a 81-year-old supposed to know that these aren't airbrushes? They're gonna be 81-year-olds with body dysmorphia all over the country now from this. - Yeah, he's presenting a real unrealistic image of what an 80-year-old man's supposed to look like. Gary, by the way, is taking his shirt off for no reasons. He's out on camera, he's over there editing. It just had to get his shirt off. - It's because they had their shirts off? - No, I think it's probably the amphetamines. - Okay. - Like his body just warms up too much and he can't take it. - When you get too many aunts under your shirt and invisible and obviously, but yeah. - Gary, come down here for a second. - Yeah, yeah, you're shirtless, man. - Just put the camera on and watch his walk up. Maybe if you got some walk up music to play for him, you can play some. - We can't do it on YouTube. - There we go. - Yeah, yeah. ♪ I'm gonna get into that time ♪ - Why? You're editing. - Yeah, just curious why your shirt's off while you're editing. - You know, why is your shirt off now? You're editing back there. Why is that? - Yeah, I mean, you're not on the show or nothing. I'm just curious. - Yeah, you're the back. You're way far in the back there. - Yeah, I'm never wearing a shirt. - No, I understand that. Why are you trying to fucking push Delco out of the way? - No, dude, we just got a shipment, you know? She got a shipment of the good stuff. - I'm not gonna wake, boys. - What is he talking about? - Yeah, get really fucking hot, Dan. - Is that what you call it when you fucking store it? Adderall, you say you got a shipment of the good stuff? - Yeah. - Okay. - Some pick-me-ups. Hey, by the way, I want to just make this public so that Ross can never go back on his word here. - Sure. - Okay, so Ross made a deal with me that if I can blow up the YouTube channel to 500,000 subs, he will lease me a purple Dodge Challenger Hellcat. - Yep. - And at a million subs, he'll buy it outright. So I wanna just say, everybody, please go sub the channel, send it to everybody you know, and get them to sub the channel as well because I want to die in that car. - Pull up a purple Hellcat, by the way. This is a true story. So the other night, a purple Hellcat, by the way, is like the-- - He's gonna die in it. It's too fast. - I mean, it's like a-- - There it is. - It's a very black car-done. And I don't think I'm speaking out of school saying that. Right? - Look at that. - Ah, that's a white, that's a Cowboys fan. That's a lot of, that's Florida. - This looks like a GTA car, I'm into it. This is your coffin though, but-- - It is a nice car, yeah. - That is your coffin, Bob's right. Like, that's your coffin right there. - Yeah, I mean, he's either gonna blow his brains out in the front seat or he's gonna go through the windshield, right? - So when I texted this to him, I go, cool man, I'll get you one, but it's gotta be purple. And he goes, man, you're only doing this so I can fucking die in it, dude. I'm like, I'm not going to kill you. You're going to kill yourself. And then it's great for the show. - First of all, I wanna just say something. I'm an incredible driver and I'm not suicidal. So I did not kill myself, I didn't die in a car wreck, I didn't kill myself, none of that shit. I feel like the CIA is gonna set me up to, 'cause I'm gonna uncover something and then they're gonna set it up so like one of these like scorned boyfriends of some woman I fucked is gonna kill me. And I don't, nobody's gonna kill me that way either. I'm too, I'm too scrappy. - You're a cockroach, yeah. I mean, here's what I'm gonna do. As soon as the channel gets to 499,000 subscribers, I'm gonna unsubscribe. (laughing) 'Cause fuck it. - What did he say? - He's gonna, at 499, 99, he's gonna unsubscribe. So that way it just keeps rolling back, you know? So you don't get the car. No, but that's a true story. So I made him a deal. If Gary gets this to 500,000 subscribers on YouTube, we lease him the car. If we get to a million subscribers, we buy him the car outright. And then whatever you do, you do, you know? - You know what's crazy too, is that you are foolish because the insurance on that thing is gonna be wildly expensive. Also, I have put it in your name, motherfucker. - Also, who said anything about insurance? - Yeah. - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, we'll be sure. - We foolish then. Dude, you know what? I have not left the studio since I've started cutting clips. I've been here 'til like 4 a.m. every night. - I'm usually up, I'll text you late. - I mean, you're still trying to avoid that one guy. - That is, that's true. - That's true, yeah. - You don't want to go home. Tell the audience, you're worried about getting killed. - I never should have said that because now the fucking, the powers that be are gonna see that and they're gonna be like, "Oh, that's the perfect guy we frame." - Yeah, exactly. - You know what I mean? - I showed them my own, you're putting us in the line of fire. - Exactly. - But to be fair, we did that a long time ago. - Yeah. - Even in the way we set up the studio. - You're back to us. - Yeah, that's not great. - You're Tony in the Sopranos right now, we're watching everything that's going on in the diner. - I agree though, you do have a look where it's like if other people saw you, they'd be like, "I just believe the easiest explanation." Like he's a piece of shit. - I'll come raise you, yeah. - Like the kid who shot a Trump, right? It's like, that's a weirdo. - Yeah. - Like the inside job? Look at that kid. - No way, please. - He's lucky, he's lucky we didn't shoot up a school. - Exactly. - Like that's what. - Yeah, actually, actually valid point that kid does look like a school shooter. And funny that the other day that you said, "Bancus," his glasses, dude, he texted me afterward. He's like, "Hey man, I think I'm gonna get new glasses." - Yeah, sure. When that episode airs, I told him we got the same glasses. - But yeah, I'm not gonna die in a car wreck. - Okay. - I'm not gonna kill myself. I mean, there probably is some, somebody might kill me for fooling around with their ladies. - Not only that, but if you're, I think if your shipment of Adderall gets delayed somehow, that could drive you to the brink of insanity as well. And that's why you need our next sponsor, Sleep Remedy, go to DocParsley.com and use the code DB to get the best sleep of your life, Gary, with Sleep Remedy, developed by military veteran Doc Parsley, in front of the show, dude. I love Kirk Parsley. It's a veteran owned America First Company, originally formulated for seals who were suffering from poor performance due to harmful sleep meds. This has got you down for improved recovery and performance via improving sleep quality. Safe, natural ingredients that work with your body to help enhance sleep quality, go to DocParsley.com and use the code DB to get the best sleep of your life with Sleep Remedy developed by military veteran. Is he used the Navy Seal too, right? - He was, yeah, he was the Navy Seal, then he became a doctor for the teams. - Yeah, dude. Best in the best. Love Kirk Parsley. - I got a question about that, actually. - Sure. - That stuff. Has it been tested to help people that take a lot of Adderall on a serious note? - I don't know that we can't. - I don't know that we can't. - But we counteract the fact, I don't know about that. I could ask him. - Yeah, we can ask him when calling. He's a homie of ours. - 'Cause I actually do take something currently, but it's kind of expensive. I take a supplement that has a lot of magnesium and melatonin in it, so it's something like that. - This has got in it. So yeah, I'll give you the jar after the show. We got some Atlanta in the office here. Next up, the case for JD Vance. A lot of people have been asking us why Trump chose JD Vance and whether we think it was a good idea or not. So let's talk about it for a bit. There's two main reasons that we think Trump chose Vance. First is to buck the Woke agenda, which she's been on the stump about for a few years now, going out of there. The second is something that you brought up to me that because he is a senator from Ohio, Vivek could potentially be tapped to take that Senate seat. Did you happen to watch his speech last night at the RNC? - Yeah, I did watch it, yeah. - What'd you think? - I think it was good. I mean, he's not what I would consider a great orator, but I think he's a good thinker, right? Which is probably more important, at least as a vice president. We'll see, I don't know the heel ever become president or not, well, who knows, right? - You never know, I mean-- - He could be on that. There's a lot he can learn about public presentation from those around him. Trump, Vivek, who's a friend of his, stuff like that, yeah, but I think he's a thoughtful and makes up his mind on things. So he's solid in that regard. You can agree or disagree with him, but I would say new evidence changes his mind, which is a good sign and a human being as well. I think the reason Trump picked him, one to what you said is to buck the system, but also I think he's the guy that Trump thinks is gonna carry his vision into the future for America. Be, like make no mistake, choosing, choosing Vance instead of like somebody from the religious right or a woman, right, or whatever, is Trump saying I don't give a fuck about how things were done before. We're not doing that anymore. He's putting his foot, he's putting his dick on the table and saying this is my party. The Republican party is MAGA now. And if you're a neo-con, if you're Mike Pence, George Bush, if you're fucking Bill Crystal, get the fuck out, don't be a Democrat, we don't want that shit here, which I think is good. And notice he didn't invite any of those people to come speak here. And I think the second is because Vance is a convert to Trumpism, right? He's been highly critical of Trump in the past. He was a never-trumper on the right who saw the light. He saw on the road to Damascus getting hit with a beam of light and waking up and realizing that things are different now. And as the boys like to say, converts are what? - There's no zealot like a convert is the phrase. - So a guy like Vance, there's two instances of this. One is from the working class side, but let's just say Vance is a lamp lighter. He is a guy who has traveled the path that Trump and the MAGA people need other people to travel, which is to say, believed all the rhetoric about Trump before and saw the results and was convinced otherwise, right? That it's important to have leadership. And he is that guy, he's living that life. Now the other part I think, well, let's move on to whether you think he was a good pick or not. What do you think about that? - So, you know, I wrestled with this back and forth and especially when Charlie Kirk is on the show because I do want to give him credits. Weeks ago on this show, he did predict that it was going to be JD Vance. He was very firm in that stance. And he said, I would willing to bet, I don't know his fucking salary on it or whatever it was. And he was correct on that. So shout out to Charlie Kirk on this. Now, for me, what my pushback was, was we have Ohio. I didn't think you needed to choose a guy from Ohio necessarily. He said the same thing that was in his speech last night that he was for the Rust Belt. And if you watch JD Vance's speech last night, he constantly brought up Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin over and over and over again to prove his point that they got him to get those battle states. Now, I've watched his interviews in the past. He kind of started off as like a fiery brand and was contentious with people. He's slowed that down last night. I thought he was very likable, affable, and he felt like a very safe choice. I watched, you know, that's the top of the show of a vake at the beginning who just brought down the fucking house. But is that personality too close to Trump so that it would turn people off? I like that he talked about his mom overcoming addiction and bringing her up on the show last night. And, you know, obviously he wrote a massively wildly popular number one New York Times bestseller and with, you know, his entire family featured in it. And he brought his whole family up on the stage. That's a liberal grad students, by the way. Yes, that's really funny. I did not know he was married to like a real Indian woman. Yeah, I was like, okay, cool. 'Cause she was the one that brought him out. And have you seen some of the news articles the last couple of days? Like, oh, Magga's reacting negatively racist to his Indian. I haven't heard any, like, no one. Are you fucking kidding me? No one, nobody on the right cares about any of this shit. No, no, they got really pissed off about someone reading a Sikh prayer the other day. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're kind of like actual right wing races that are exposing themselves. Yeah, that part is true. That's the Matt Walsh group of people that are completely irrelevant to politics now. They should be. And they should be. Yeah, 100%. Like, those people are fucking idiots. It makes no sense whatsoever. And she was great last night. You could genuinely see, 'cause some of this shit, like, I've watched these conventions for years and years. And like I said the other day, I've worked one. It's just a hype 'em up thing. Sometimes you're trying to pull with the heartstrings of everything else. I thought with her last night, genuinely, she was giving up her amazing career to do this thing. And now she can't work anymore. And she knows it's gonna be fucking hard. Yeah. Whenever you pair up with Trump, it's gonna be hard. I mean, you know, five shots could be next to her in a couple of weeks. We don't know. And I like that I thought he was a good, safe choice. And then as I always do, I flip through all the channels afterwards, including fucking Joy Reid, who was on last night. And everybody pretty much had the same summation of JD Vance. Is that right now, it didn't matter who Trump picked because he's going to win. And this was a good, safe choice. And it's not gonna fuck up the ticket. It's not gonna destroy the ticket. He's not gonna say anything in public. That's gonna embarrass Trump. And it's a good, safe choice when you're already in the lead. Just run the ball. It's the fourth quarter. You're the Falcons. It's 28-3. Just run the fucking ball at this point. So it made more sense after I watched him last night and then hearing the commentary afterwards. I'm not sure I would call it a safe choice. And today's world choosing another white dude that believes everything that you believe. I'm not sure I would call it a safe choice. Well, forgive me. Compared to who was allegedly on that short list. I mean, Tim Scott would have been the safest choice. I think he has some, there's some real risks with JD Vance. And 'cause the one, so I think he is helpful for the Rust Belt. Like, absolutely. Where I think he might lose votes is with suburban women. Yeah, it's possible. He's got a very bad trash record. But here's, he does. Like he's on track record as in like, I would like to see abortion federally banned. Yeah. But that's not his job as the vice president. I don't think that's, I mean, certainly the left is gonna run with that. And as well, they should because it's relevant, I think. But the group of people, I would say that the Rust Belt thing is narrow. I think that's myopic. I think he appeals to a quite a bit larger audience than that. I think it is working class American. So our friend, my friend, Bhatia Unger-Sargan, talks about this all the time, how the left betrayed and used the working class for years, just to milk the vote out of them. Same thing they did to the black community, right? Who have also started to wake up to this some degree. And they finally woke up and realized it. And they're leaving the left and Vance's story is their story. He comes from poverty. He comes from drug addiction, not himself, but his family. So he, you know, bootstrapped himself. He joined the military, worked his way into fucking the Ivy League. And he's the quintessential American dream. He's not Mike Pence. He's not Donald Trump who was born a billionaire, basically, right? He's a guy who came from fucking nothing and made everything himself. And he's got a biracial family, multi-racial family, rather. Not that that should matter, but I guess it does. He's, again, he's walked the path in a lot of ways that normal people have. And he's come out to the decision that, you know what? We should take care of working class people. We should look at wage gaps, not with men and women, but like between CEOs and normal people. And figure out a way to make the economy great for everybody. Not just like, not like, there are a lot of people on the right who will just yell, shall not infringe without getting into the conversation about why the Second Amendment is actually important, right? Which I think is how you actually get converts. There's a lot of people on the right who just say, oh, you just hate billionaires or whatever. Without actually addressing the fact that some communities are struggling and we need to fucking do something about that, right? Vance speaks to that, fucking, he speaks to it well. And without giving a shit if somebody doesn't like him for it, which I think is really important for tent building for the Republican Party, not just in 24, but for the next 20 years, right? Because the electoral demographics are changing rapidly. And I think, especially in 24, women care about putting food on tables right now. I'm not sure that this stuff about abortion is gonna track really well in 24. I just don't, 'cause every, here should be, the Republican somehow should fund a 501(c)(3) that is not, that's apolitical and just says, hey, every state that's challenged abortion bans is one, every single one of them. So this is how it's supposed to work. Things are functioning correctly, you know what I mean? So how do you feel about that? I don't think that's that big of an issue anymore if it's messaged correctly. - He is also, I can't find it right now, but he's on a couple bipartisan situations with, I think, like, stock trading in Congress, and he seemed up with Elizabeth Warren on something. So he is very proactive economically on that type of stuff. - Yeah, and again, he's fearless. He doesn't give a fuck. - No. - If you think something's right, he's gonna do it. And the other thing I found interesting about this week, and I think it shows that it shows two things. One, that Trump is consolidating power, right? And kicking their last remnants of neocons out of the way. Now, that's just at the presidential circle level. There's still quite a few in Congress that need to go. And I think that's gonna be the next push, frankly, but consolidating power is one. And then that to me is probably the most important one. I found it really interesting that Haley was invited to speak at the RNC. So here's why it happened, in my opinion. Trump just made somebody who told the entire world, somebody who was the ambassadors in the United Nations, right? He made somebody who told the entire world that she would never support him, come say nice stuff about him in front of everybody. - Right. - This is Game of Thrones shit. You come pledge fealty, right, to me. And now, to some degree, people have challenged me on that and said, oh, that happens in every election after the primaries, people make friends again. - Not always. - Every single year, usually though, every single election, there's a contentious primary, that there is a contentious primary. Usually the moderators of whatever town hall or debate is happening will say, will you support whomever the Republican nominee is or whomever the Democratic nominee is? And everybody always says yes. Not this time, she said unequivocally, I will never support Trump, right? And then three months later, here she is on her fucking hands and knees supporting Trump. And I think that's a really, that to me is leadership, right? So I don't know what, if anything was promised to her, I don't think she was in a bargaining position to get anything out of it, aside from just access, frankly, and relevance. Yeah, I think this, I think that was a very important move on his part. - Yeah, I do too. And why I said not always is I'll go back to 2016 with Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush did not come and speak at the fucking RNC. - The Bush is our welcome. - I mean, Jeb was, god damn it, he hated Trump more than life itself during that primary cycle. And he did not come around and say, hey, I'm much wrong. - Well, no, I don't think anybody really reached out and tried to persuade him because how many people would Jeb Bush had brought with him? - His dad, maybe, I don't know. - Like maybe some donors, but Trump doesn't need that shit. - No, no, but I thought he was very affable last night. Nice guy, and it softens it up. The guy that I never came around on was Pence. I've come around on Vance and I like Vance. In the weeks leading up to it, all the interviews were very smart. He was very educated. And he never dodged any of the questions. The guy that I always hated was Mike Pence, and I just never got it, dude. And I'm glad he's the fuck out of there and helping people pray the gay away, or whatever the fuck it is he's doing, but he's not there either. - No, nor should he be even invited. - I agree. - Ever again. - Yep. - Like you go start, go find Matt Walsh and start your Christophascist organization if you want to, right? It's not gonna go anywhere because people don't think like that anymore. That's what makes Christianity better than Islam, actually, is that people in the Christian world, by and large, don't go out of their way to try to make everybody else Christian or else. - Yeah. - That's, it grew up. You know what I mean? It's a good thing that it did that. - Yeah. Next up, Mayor Eric Adams says sanctuary cities are mistakes. Or mistake, you don't say. Holy shit, what happened? New York City Mayor Eric Adams last Tuesday called the city sanctuary laws a mistake and said he'd support repealing them. New York City Council members recently introduced a bill that would undo laws enacted by former Democrat Mayor Bill de Blasio that largely prohibit New York City law enforcement from cooperating, from cooperating with federal immigration authorities. Adams said he would sign the bill if it passes the council. He says, "I think the previous administration made a big mistake." - I will not have you. - I think we need to correct it. That aspect. - I like how he says the previous administration, like he's not the fucking mayor right now. - I will not have you disparage the man who invented the trash can. - Oh yeah, I know. Do you see this? We've got a new idea to deal with the trash. We'll mute that. - Yeah, well, it's fine. You got, I think you caught it in time. - And then boom, look at that. Put in a trash bag. - This is the dumbest video I think I've ever seen. - Well, you know what's the dumbest thing ever? They probably spent like $4 million on a consulting company to come up with the idea that trash cans are good. - That's in every single city in America. And having lived in New York twice and attended grad school there, you just throw the bags of trash out on the street. I don't know where you're actually gonna store these cans inside. - For apartments and shit, yes. - I was actually blown away though that they didn't have this. So in college in Columbia, Missouri, right? So not fucking New York. You had to put your bags out on the curb, right? So when I lived off campus, we'd have to put our bags out on the curb every Tuesday or whatever, without fail, every time. Ripped to shreds by raccoons. And then the trash man would come and say, I'm not fucking dealing with this and leave it. And then we'd have to shovel the trash back up, put it into a new bag, store it like just in the basement 'cause we didn't have a garage. And then next week, same thing. Rinse and repeat, it was insane. We had to sit out there one night with paintball guns to shoot raccoons so that they could-- - Well, good news is there are no rats or raccoons or wild animals anywhere in New York. - No, and that's why you can get away with it, and having lived there and coming out of the bar is super fucking late at night. The New York City trash men are the best in the fucking biz. They come at like 4 a.m. And they get all the trash off the street. It's like Mardi Gras. Have you ever been to Mardi Gras and watched that clean up system in the morning? It's the most impressive thing you'll ever see in your life. All the trash is gone before you wake up in the morning in New York City, and it's like it never existed. That's why those guys get paid six figures. I'm not kidding. The garbage men in New York City get paid six figures a year for that job because it's hard. They're picking up bags by themselves over and over and over again, and they clean that city they used to, at least when I was there, before anyone woke up and it was incredible. I got to see it in real life every single night as a youngster out there. Got to be the most effective strikes on earth. Because they go on strike a lot. Oh, dude. And when it's like after like four days, he's got to just be like, please God. Everybody in the city is like, give them whatever they want. I'll give them all the fucking money in the world. But yeah, with this, how quickly would this take into effect? And then, what do you do then with the immigrant slippin in the parks and all that other bullshit that you'd chuck 'em out in the ocean? - Here's the problem with the left position on pretty much everything the last couple of years. Is that they've lied so hard to people? Like, did it's not a problem? Or that we should do this? Or that Biden's okay? Or that Trump is Hitler that they're having real problems walking it back now? There's like a fucking line you cross where it's hard to believe you when you say, oh, I hope he gets better. You hope Hitler gets better, right? So they told people that this isn't a problem for so long that now admitting a problem is going to be a problem in and of itself, right? 'Cause Biden would the border thing as well. And that's why it brought it up because Adams has been mayor for some time now. He could have changed this with stroke of a pen. Or at least with leadership, like go to Kathy Hokel and make it a state law like, hey, we can't sustain this anymore. We gotta do somethin' to send these people back or whatever, right? At any point, he could have done that, right? And he chose not to because of politics or whatever. Whatever reason, right? And now, like, how do you do it so you, here's the problem. If he had done it originally and said, hey, look, like we wanna be humanitarians, but people deserve to be safe, New Yorkers wouldn't have fled New York and they would still have a tax base. Now he's speaking to only the crazy people that are left. He has to stop it 'cause you gotta stop the bleeding, but the only people left in New York, not the only people. But the majority of people who are involved in politics in New York that are left are the crazies that don't care about any of that stuff. So, like, you don't have a base to support you to do this stuff, so I don't know what the fuck they're gonna do, to be honest. - I don't either, and just out of curiosity, is AOC made a statement on this yet? - Because she was down at the border with the kids in the cages and all this other shit. Never went back, obviously. And now this is in her city. - Oh, no, she was mayors saying, hey, we wanna get rid of sanctuary cities. - She was crying at the chain link fence, but there was nothing on the other side of it. - Okay, what does she repost there, mass deportation down? - That's from the RNC. That's a placard that people are carrying around the RNC, and a lot of people on the left are reposting and saying, look at these people, they want concentration camps or whatever, it's like, now we just want illegal immigrants to fuck out of our country. - And back to where their country came from. There's no concentration camps. We're just putting them back in the countries in which they came from. - Well, there might be. You think so? - I mean, I don't know how they plan on rounding up a bunch of people and kicking them out of the country, frankly, there might be some waypoint on the way. - Oh, like that. - But there is right now, too, right? - There is, yeah. - If the whatever facility that people are gonna be held in on their way out of deportation is a concentration camp, then so are the facilities that you get held in right now on their way in. - Yeah. - But, you know, kids in cages versus not kids in cages, even though Obama vented that stuff. So, you know, who knows? - What are you gonna do? Now's the point of the show, we get to the drinking bro of the week. You can submit your drinking bro of the week to drinkingbros.com, talked about our sweet, sweet merch that we got there in the store. You don't have to buy any merch to get on the show, though. There's a submission form, you click it, fill it out, and it comes to his live on air here. This one is from Juan, oh, good buddy Juan, down there. He says, "I wanna nominate Lieutenant Alexander Acosta, who was a member of the Miami date fire rescue for 20 years. Unfortunately, Friday, July 12th, Lieutenant Acosta was found he had taken his own life. Lieutenant Acosta was one of my first EMT instructors 11 years ago. Just recently, he was my colleague, as I also teach at the college, I met him, and I learned from him why am I nominating him without him, countless firefighters would not have the wealth of knowledge he has passed on. The announcing of his death angers me, and it is a reminder to all of us to talk to someone. We are here for you, we are not alone, rest in peace. Love Juan and his wife down there. We know those guys down in Miami, and they're dear friends of ours, so sorry to hear that, friend. But yes, go to drinkabros.com, where you could fill out your submission for Drinking Bro of the Week, and we will read it live on air. Once again, join us tonight at 8.45 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. We will be going live for president, well, should we say, and still, and new? How are we gonna announce them tonight? Are they bringing out Buffer to do this tonight? - I don't know, yeah, I think it's gonna be 50 Cent. - I hope it is, dude. Kid Rock, we've heard 50 Cent, we'll see what happens. But yes, we'll be bringing you Trump's speech live tonight at 8.45 p.m. Eastern, 7.45 Central. Live on YouTube, picture in pictures, so that way you'll be able to see it. You don't have to tune over to another network in here. Joy Reid or Rachel Maddow throughout the fucking speech, okay? We'll be here tonight, kids, with another show. Shit, that'll be seven this week, I think? - Yeah. - I'm damn, dude. We've been on fire here today. We appreciate you tuning in, go to iTunes. Rate the show of five star and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star, and you can walk away for Dantony Dantony Holloway and Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bro's podcast, good night. 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