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Chopped Chumps - 7.17.24

These Chumps are working hard than any one of Chris Christies belts. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
17 Jul 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap. [MUSIC PLAYING] Come on, man. I told you since both. And I'm kept back on the horse, 'cause you know me. I'm a lost in space calling soldier. No joke. Chris Christie is doing fine at home. Don't worry about him. Hey, mother! The meatloaf! We want us out! The meatloaf! Kicking Trump off the ballast didn't work. Bankrupting him didn't work. Growing him in jail didn't work, and now an assassination didn't work. What's the Deep State's next plan? Car tours by Oldsmobile with Ted Kennedy of Chaapaquidic? Hey, Howie. Gigi Toph wrote a song that's just perfect for the Secret Service. It's called Cheap Stung Lapses. [MUSIC PLAYING] Does anybody have a recommendation for a roof cleaner in the Cape Cod area? My roof has a 20-degree slope. It's way, way too dangerous. So we're picking on Chris Christie's belt now, huh? Wow, that's a stretch. That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.