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Chopped Chumps - 7.16.24
Chopped Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! Just in, CNN said last Saturday's shooting was a mostly peaceful assassination attempt. So Bob Menendez has been found guilty on all counts of corruption. Wow, how's that golden parachute working for you Bob? Howie, you really gotta watch those slow-proofs. They're only designed for shooters, not large, but don't you dare quit, Joe. You represent the democratic party perfectly. Don't let those corn-pop types push you around. You swing that chain until the job is finished. Your work is done. You know, the new tyranny of the majority ends with destruction of the republic. From the makers who brought you the Terran Read Edition of Clue comes the newer edition of the Trump assassination. Um, I'm gonna say as Officer Peacock with a semi-automatic rifle on a flat roof. Oh, so close, it was a slanted roof. It looks like a secret service has become the sensitive service. That was your last Chumpline message. Thank you for calling HowieCar. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.