(upbeat music) ♪ I love you baby ♪ ♪ I love you true ♪ ♪ You're the company ♪ ♪ I love you baby ♪ ♪ You know it's true ♪ ♪ We were lovers back when we were at school ♪ ♪ Love you baby ♪ ♪ That's true ♪ (audience cheering) - Hell yeah. - Sup. Welcome, welcome to the Patreon. - Thanks mate. - Good to see you Todd. - Yeah you too, Chris. - Yeah. Have you had a good day? - Yeah it's been a great day. - Yeah. - Slapped in. Got a bagel. - Oh, what time we sleepin' until? - 9.30. Yeah, and then fucking went down to the Palestine rally down the city. - Yep. - Saw some great speeches. Students were putting it on today. - Fantastic. - The unique mouth crew. - Fantastic shout out. - Very inspirational young people. Couldn't agree more. Shout outs to them. So they were like hosting essentially. - Yep. - And then went into March. Beautiful day for it. - Yeah. - The sun was out. - The drums were drumming. - The drums were drumming and people were using their voices. - Yep. - It's a really beautiful feeling of solidarity down there. - It is, isn't it? I would recommend anyone that's thought about going down and he hasn't. - Yeah. - To just give it a go, you'll have a good time. - Yeah, it's a nice, it's a really nice feeling of, I don't know, community. - Good connection, community. - Connection, definitely. - And it's a really, really safe, feels very safe. - Yeah, until you see the cops at the end. - Yeah. - That's the only time it ever feels unsafe. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's sick, like crew now that like, you know how the cops just stand there and they face everyone? - Yep. - In their little groups. People just stand in front and face them back. - Yeah. - Okay, there's a bunch of actuals. - Yeah, the marshals do it, it's fucking sick. - Yeah. - They just stand there, steadfast like them. - Mm, just protecting everyone from the coppers. - Yeah, respect. - Yeah. - But, yeah, it's all, it's just, I always just think, man, what a secret people down here. There is a connection and, yeah, I couldn't recommend, well, A, how important it is for people to turn up. But B, how much you will be really glad you did? - Yeah. - Yeah. - So, I'll hardly agree with that. Yeah, I sadly couldn't be there today 'cause I was, had a work, a work thing. - Yeah. - That needed to be attended too. - Business needed to be attended too, yeah. Well, you can't, you mean, you try girls time, but, yeah, there's very enough reasons. - Yeah. - Anyway, that was my day. - Yeah, what's up everyone? - Come to Monday, welcome to Your Monday. - Thank you. - Being specially recorded for you on a Sunday. - Mm-hmm. - That's pretty, yeah. I hope you're gonna have a great week. Filled with wonderful things. - Yeah. - Human connections. - I hope so too, actually. - Yeah. Yeah. Smiling in the face of adversity. - Yeah, fully laughing it off, brush it off, play a riff. - Yeah. - Telling someone to fuck themselves. - Mm-hmm. - Even if only silently in your head. - Yeah, fully. Helping someone cross the street if they need it. Smiling at someone. - Oh yeah. - Do you ever do that on your walks, go, morning? - Mm-hmm. It's very rare. I think I'm saying morning to about one in a hundred passerby's. - Yeah. - What do you reckon? - Yeah, very rare. But it's only because I assume most people don't want it, but where my parents live in Adelaide, there's like a trail, like a creek, like a merry creek, kind of thing. - Yeah, trail mix. - Yeah. And on that trail, when Tash and I go on a morning walk, you're always saying morning to everyone that will drop us. 'Cause it's a trail. Yeah, there's respect for the trail, there's respect for the people on the trail. - Yeah. - You know? - Morning. - Yeah. - We're in this together. We're on the trail together. - There's a special way to say it, too. - Don't you reckon? - Oh yeah. - Yeah? - Literally that. - Morning. - Morning. - Morning. - Morning. - Oh yeah. - Morning. - Morning. - Look if you're saying bravo at the ballet. - Bravo. - You gotta say it's special. - Bravo! Bravo. - Morning. - That's probably me. - Morning. - Oh yeah, I got morning. - Morning. - Do I do that? I can't remember now, I'm getting a bit confused. - I don't know, I've never seen you in the morning. - You wouldn't know. - I've never run into you in the morning. - I've never walked past you on a trail in the morning. You wouldn't know. - Well, there's that one time that I saw you walking on the trail near my house. Remember when I didn't say hello? - Fuck it. - I saw you in the wild. - Yeah, I almost spat my drink out. - And let you go. - Yeah. - You'd almost said-- - Yeah, get on with me. - You would've had, you don't want to shout a morning. - Morning. Let him get on with this day. - Yeah, I appreciate it. He doesn't need to stop and chat with me for five minutes. (laughing) He doesn't want to stop and chat to me, or a little old man. (laughing) Yeah, so I hope you're gonna have a good week if you're listening. We'll see you again next week, but in the meantime, we'll spend the next 40 or so, 50 minutes with you. - What other good things do we hope that happened to the listeners this week? - I hope you save, save a pet, like put some money in your savings. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, I hope that money that you've put in is in your aside for your savings that you don't have to touch this week. Don't you reckon you always put it aside and then just draw it out? - Definitely. - Few days later? - I'm withdrawing from those savings accounts all the time. - Me too. - But the act of putting it in there is at least one step towards being-- - Yeah. - But you know-- - It's a step. - You've probably got to be more hard on yourself than you go. No, you're not getting a maxi bond right now, mate. You've already-- - Yeah, fully. - You've done your limit. - You've got, you can't touch that so you can't get around the beers for everyone. - No. - As much as you'd like to. - Yeah. - But you do touch it. - And you do? - You do. - But you know, I hope this week you don't have to touch it. - Yeah, I like to think you just shave a bit off the top but you still have something left in there. You don't take it all back out. - That's why you gotta put extra in. - Yeah. - I've got two savings accounts. I think one's called savings. Another one's called savings, don't touch. - Oh yeah. - Always touching it. - Always touching it. Always touching it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You would be. You've got a man's gotta live. - Yeah, mate. - Exactly. - Yeah. - I hope this week that the little crush that you have smiles back. - Oh, that's cute. - Yeah. - Anyone who's crushing right now? - Yeah, if you're crushing. - Yeah, that'd be nice. - You got a cute little smile. - Yeah, exactly. - I'm over- - Whether it's shared in time. - Where do you get crushes? You get 'em at school. - Yes, or uni. - Uni. - Work. Work. Barista. Crush on your barista. (laughing) Crush on the barista, crush on the regular, if you are the barista. - Yeah. - You may be on, ah, I don't know, it's probably, isn't it? - Yeah. - Probably. - Yeah. - But it's fun, it's real fun having a crush. - Yeah. - Yeah. It's a good luck with them. - Yeah. I hope this week is the week that you make a little bit of progress. - Yep. Whether it's fords or backwards, because sometimes backwards from a crush is great as well, if it's not working, you know? Well, yeah, that is, in a way, a step forward. - Yeah, it is, it's a step forward. - Overall. - Yeah. - And the greatest scheme of things. Might seem bad in the moment, trust me. You're gonna grow from this. - Yeah. - You have to get good at those speeches if you're a parent, I reckon. - Oh, yeah. - I know it seems like it's hard now, and it's your whole world's crumbling around you, but trust me, just 16. I know you're in love, but... - Yeah. - You got more ahead of your in life. - Yeah. But dad, I'm hurting now. - I know you're hurting, and it feels that pain you're feeling is real. But what you need to learn, and you'll understand one day is that there's more, you'll feel better eventually. And this pain you're going through is okay. - Okay. - And... - So you mean I just have to accept the pain and move through it? - Exactly, yeah. - Uh-huh. - And there is light at the end of the tunnel. - That's exactly right. - Is that what you're telling me, daddy? - That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah. - Thank you, daddy. - Don't worry about him. Never met him. - Yeah. - But yeah, you gotta get good at that speech, for sure. - Yeah, well, that's a speech. - I never had a high school girlfriend, though. - Yeah, okay. Partner, I mean, I had a crush, I guess, but... - Yeah. - I never got crushed at school. - Okay. No one had a crush on you. - No, like I didn't get my heart crushed. - Oh. - Smashed into a thousand pieces. - Oh, you didn't. - Nah. - I got it regularly broken in high school. - Yeah. - From a crush, or from like a relationship, or... - Usually a crush. - Yeah, yeah. I got friend zoned a lot. - Mm. - I guess I did one time, but it was never like, I didn't need the speech. Do you know what I mean? I was like, that'll be fine. Like, it wasn't that bigger. - Oh, yeah. Break up or whatever. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't feel crushed. - No, it didn't get crushed. - Yeah. - Yeah, the feeling your heartbreak is a real... Oh, it's such a beast of a thing to go through. - Well, yeah, you know what? If you're gone through it now, and you're listening, what we said before to the imaginary 16-year-old child, applies to you too, you can learn from that. It's gonna get better. It feels really hard. You've just gotta get through it. You're gonna feel sad, lonely, anxious, all these things. But you will be okay. - Thanks, Daddy. - Thank you, Daddy. I love you, Dad. - You're welcome. Good night. - Dad. - Can I have one? - Yeah, what is it? - Can I have one of your biscuits? - Yeah, go on. How many are left? - Oh, there's three of those Lamington ones, and then... - You can have one. - Thanks, Dad. - Don't tell your mum. - Okay. - Dad. - Yep. - Do I have to brush my teeth after I eat this biscuit? - Yes, you do. - Oh, God damn it. - I spent thousands on those braces. - You're not fucking this up for me. - Sorry, Dad. - You know what, give me the biscuit. You can't be trusted. These are bad habits. - I've already ate them. - All right, I'll brush your teeth then, can't I? - Not, Dad. - Good night. - Dad, do I have to floss? - Every night I've told you this. - Dad, this coconut crossed to my teeth from the Lamington biscuit. - Floss it out. Rinse your mouth. - I ate flossing. - We all hate flossing, but you have to do it. Use the border, border flosser I gave you. - I hate that stupid thing. - Gave you that for Christmas. - It never charges properly. - Yes, 'cause you don't charge it properly. You gotta use the USB-C thing from downstairs in the kitchen. - Mum stole my USB-C thing. - Oh, did she? Why the hell? - Yes, she's using it for a iPad thing. - Oh, okay. Well, just use the regular floss then. - Okay, not Dad. - Good night. - That was fun. - You still flossing? - I am flossing, not as regularly as I should be, to be honest, but I am flossing. - Nice. - I simply have to. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You have to? - You have to. - I'm water flossing quite regularly. - Yeah, you do it really regularly and you keep getting a great score from your dentist. - Yeah. Keep doing what you're doing. - 9.8. Great work, Todd. - Yeah, there's a cheer. I get a cake. - Yeah. - Yeah. If you're struggling with flossing with, if you're listening and you're struggling with using the regular flosses, it doesn't work for your teeth or you don't like doing it or whatever. Try the water flosser. - Yeah. I'm very interested in this water flosser that you talk about. - It's a bit weird at first. Like, you don't know how to do it and it kind of, your mouth fills up and water goes everywhere and stuff, but you figure it out. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's cool. - It's really doing a great thing for you. And you're experiencing the dentist. - Yeah. - They're loving it. They're the ones who suggested it as well. - I must get to the dentist. - I'm overdue. I've been going every six months for the last two years. - Get on your man. - I've been sticking to it. - Yeah. - Only since I found a good one, but I don't live out that way anymore, so it's a bit of a drag. You don't want the teeth crumbling out of your skull at some point, sort of thing. - Nah, can't be bothered with that. - Yeah. - That's annoying as hell hell. - Yeah. - It actually kind of started from when I got a toothache and I was like, oh God. - Oh yeah, did that scare you a bit? - Yeah. - Scared me straight. - That's, I think that's a really good call man. There's a few times where I've thought I had a toothache. I don't think it actually was, but even the thought that it was that really actually scared the fuck out of me. I was like, oh no. - No. - Shout out to anyone who's had root canal in here. I've never had root canal. Have you had that Todd? - Nah, but my ex had it and it was, I was, it looked fucked. - Oh, it just sounds so traumatic. Have you had teeth pulled out of your head, Todd? - Um, nah. I don't think so. - That is cooked. That is absolutely cooked. - You've had them pulled out? - It's fucking rank dude. Yeah, but-- - You awake? - Yes. It is absolutely cooked. I don't know if I could go through that again. I might need to be knocked out. - Fully. - I think some of that and being awake is just terrifying. Oh, it makes me feel sick to think about it. - Do you remember it? - Yeah, fucking oath. They numb the hell out of your mouth. - Yeah, which hurts. - Yeah, which hurts. They put heaps and needles in it and then you're like, you wanna be fucking sure it's numb, you know what I mean? They're like, is that numb and you're like, fuck, I don't know, is it? - Yeah, just keep doing double it. - Yeah, yeah. And then they take over much of that stuff will kill me and back it off 10% and that's how much I want. - Yeah, seriously, and some more female or adult or something. - Yeah. - 'Cause then they fucking just climb over you and put some pliers in your fucking mouth. And your head-- - He shot some futurama on in the background so I couldn't like-- - Yeah, they probably watched some of this. - Yeah. - But they jump on you. - They're on top of you and your head is just going from side to side. - Really? - Like it's going, they're literally like wrenching the tooth out of your gum dude. And you hear all the fucking bone and she's sloping and cracking going, coming out of your fucking jaw. - I'm coming out of your fucking jaw. - There's a better way to do it than that, man. - It's fucking feral, man. I'll never do it again. That's how they do it? - Yeah. - 'Cause they've got to just yank it a little-- - I just yank it, they just break it. - Connected to stuff as well, isn't it? - Exactly, they just rank it like a fucking pulling a carrot out of the fucking ground. That's what they do. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's terrible. Look, people go through worse, but it's just not good. - Oh, it's really scary though, isn't it? Like, there's something about the teeth. - There's like nerves that are really painful. - Yeah. - You've broken an arm or anything like that before? - No, just this finger twice. - The pinky finger. - The pinky finger, the little finger. - On the right hand, what were you doing? - First time was playing marks up. - Yeah, kicking the footy. - Yeah. - Yeah, kicking the footy on the oval. And then the second time was playing a similar game. I can't remember, just jarred on something. - Mark's down. - Yeah. - Just jarred it. - So just like casual sort of hanging around with mates. - Yeah. - So the thing. - Yeah. - Ouch. - Have you broken your arm? - Bad break. Could you see it? - No, I didn't pop out the skin or anything like that, no. - Yeah, I broke my arm when I was younger. Broke both bones on my left arm. - Jesus. - Playing footy near ten. - Oh man. - Against some other school. And this guy like tackled me from behind. And then I kind of like landed with my arms pinned over his arm like this. - Oh, no. - Yeah. And I looked down and I was like, "Oh, I was running off the ground." Was it kind of like flopping a bit? - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. And I went to the hospital. I didn't need to get like a... I got away with just having one of the small casts that went around to here. And didn't need like a rod in it or anything, but both of them were broken. - Todd. - And some good news. - Yeah, totally. - You don't need a rod. - You don't need a rod, Todd. - No rod, Todd. I was, yeah, 'cause they were like, "Oh, yeah, we might have to cast the whole thing up." And I just immediately thought, like, "How am I gonna wipe my ass?" I don't know what's gonna happen here. - Oh, yeah. - In other hand. - Yeah, other arm, obviously. - Oh. - That kind of stuff. - That takes some practice, wouldn't it? - Yeah. But I don't think it was my swiping hand, when I think about it. But yeah. And then I had one of those casts. And when it got taken off, my arm was really hairy. - Oh. - Yeah. Just had its own little ecosystem thing going on. - Yeah, and I was really embarrassed about it. And so I just would wear a jumper. My arm was down to my hand and stuff was hairy, 'cause the cast comes up to that. - Right. - And 'cause I'm not really that hairy in general, it was really noticeable. - Right. - I'm like, "Yeah, 10 at school, you're really embarrassed about things like that." What was it just the moisture from the cast? I don't know why your arm gets hairy when you have a cast on it. Should we look it up? But I think it's like the sun doesn't get sun, and stuff could be like cultivating more growth, or it could just be like, it's just, you know what I mean? Like it's not getting bleached or something. I don't know. - It's too good. It's too good. - It's too good. (laughing) Why does your arm get hairy in a cast? Is it listening to me, this computer? - It could be. - Fucking hell man. One reason is due to an increase in blood flow in the area 'cause of the fracture beneath. - Okay. That makes sense. So the bloodlets are feeding the follicles. - Yeah. The bloodlets are active. Another reason why you may develop her suit appendage is the direct pressure of the cast against the skin. When the cast is applied to the arm, it causes disruption to normal, yeah, whatever. Anyway, that was pretty embarrassing. Probably my collarbone two months. - Oh, damn, that's gonna be one of the worst. It was like a fracture. It wasn't like a full smash. But I was just riding my bike and flipped over. - Wow. Collabones is difficult one 'cause you can't sling it, can you? - Yeah, I think it did have it's slung, but you can't do anything like a cast or whatever, you know? So like you kind of really uncomfortable the sleep and shit. - Yeah. I really hope I never live to break another bone in my life, but into everyone listening, I really wish that for everyone. - Yeah, me too. - No more broken bones. - Nah. - Avoid as much as possible. - We've had enough. - Everyone stop playing sport. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Skateboarding. - Yeah, you're just a whole other level. - Yeah, but if you're a skate, skating, you're probably like, I don't really care if I break a bone. - Yeah? - Yeah. - A little bit? - Definitely. - Maybe. - Well, and they just, yeah, they just feel us. - It's part of the job. - Part of the gig, part of the job description. - Mm-hmm. - You do the math. - I'll do the math. Good chance. The more you do it and the older you get, chance goes higher. - Yeah. - Did you go and, you went for the power ball the other night, did you? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Did you? - Did you win? - Yeah, I'm the Adelaide guy that won. Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I went for it too. - Yeah. Would have been nice if one of us - Would have been amazing. - Did you have plans? Like, had you sort of spent it already? - Oh. No, I mean, yeah, like loosely. (laughing) - Like what? Well, loosely like, yeah, we'd go straight to, you know, a financial advisor, 'cause, you know. (laughing) - Yeah, all right, that's the first thing you did. - Yeah, it is. - The first thing you do. - Yeah, I'd go bury this, bury this somewhere. - Yeah. You'd get an Uber straight to the financial advisor. You wouldn't catch a tram, 'cause you can afford an Uber now. - Yep. - And I was like, would you still work your delivery job? And I was like, yeah. I'd go down to like three days a week and she's like, no, you wouldn't. I was like, yeah, I would. And she's like, no, you wouldn't. But I think, well, no, I probably wouldn't. - I don't think you would. - I like the idea. - If you won $150 million. - I like the idea of it, but no, I'd just stop. - Yeah, you'd still work, but you might not like continue that job, but you maybe, look, maybe you would. - Maybe you would. It gets you up and out of the house and moving around and keeps the money coming in. It keeps you in touch and, you know, your view on life would be remarkably different. Driving around all day, just, you'd be whistling all day, dude. - Yeah. - You'd just be like, love on that. - Yeah. - You'd be whistling while you're slinging that fish around. - Yeah. ♪ Whenever I feel afraid ♪ ♪ I am a dun dun dun dun dun ♪ ♪ And whistle a happy tune ♪ ♪ And everything in there ♪ - What's that song again that's from Mary Poppins? - Oh, is it? ♪ Whenever I feel alone ♪ ♪ I whistle a happy tune ♪ ♪ And tone and they think I'm ♪ ♪ And damn damn damn damn ♪ ♪ I'm afraid ♪ - Keep it going. - You're just getting the chorus, huh? Or is that the chorus? I think that's the chorus. I saw it recently. I should know the song. - I've never seen that movie. - Oh. Wow. - Is it really good? - I mean, I loved it as a kid and I saw the musical recently. I was referring to it. - Yeah, yeah. I thought it was wonderful, yeah. It's quite magical. - They're all dancing on the rooftops and stuff. - Yeah, that's sick. Tap dancing. There's a lot of tap dancing in there, which is cool. - I love tap dancing. It's such a sick form of dancing. - Sport. - Yeah. - It's great sport. I would actually quite like to learn tap dancing. - You got a few moves? - I have like one or two. - Yeah, from the past. - I think Luke's got a few dance, like tap. - Yeah. - Moves in his arsenal. - Yeah. - You know who else does? - He'll do. - Ben Timini. - Really? - Ben did tap for like a year. (laughing) - We've got home videos of him doing tap at home in the kitchen. Tap shoes. - That's so sweet. - Yeah. - Little tapper. - It's pretty sick. - Yeah, it's mad. It's real swaggy in those old Hollywood films where they're like tapping around the film set. - Yeah, those big like choreographed tap sequences of fresh. - Absolutely charming. - Mm-hmm, wonderful. - Yeah. - Should we watch some, should we on? - Some Tana sub-Etonite? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was gonna say the Mary Poppins tap dancing. - Oh, we could watch the Mary Poppins tap dancing. - We could watch that real quickly and then put some Tana sub-Etonite. - Yeah, see it got all on. - Also, also, screen share. - Screen square. - Last night, I started singing, like the Lion King came up on the move, like just to fucking movies on a streaming platform or whatever. And I started singing, "Can you feel the love tonight?" - Oh, did you? - Yeah, but I just made up wrong words. And Tash was getting real, like she doesn't know the movie that well, so she just couldn't tell if I was making them up or though the actual words was real funny. - Oh. - I was going like, "I'm the Lion King of Vagabonds" and shit like that. She's like, "What the fuck?" - Sounds about right singing. - It's not, it doesn't say Vagabond in it, but I think, but... - What song was that again? - I was getting them real close. What song was that again, Todd? - That you were talking about just then? - Oh. - Can you feel the love tonight, yeah? Is that even from the line? - ♪ Can you feel ♪ - Yeah, Elle John. - Yeah. This looks cursed by the way for Mary Poppins. - Oh, this looks cursed, this Mary Poppins. - Question. - Can you see this? - Would you build the words? - Hang on, you don't know about the super califragilistic XP validation? - Yeah, I know about that. - Oh. - But I just mean the, like, it looks, is this footage from the film? It is, isn't it? - Wow. - It looks like it's really, I don't know, it's got a curse vibe about it. - It's kind of clipped off, for some reason, but click the little like theater icon. - Does that make sense? - Like, you can't see the left and then I'll buy a theater mode. - How's that? - Nah, it's worse. - Oh, you can't see it. - It's just, maybe it's the way, yeah, is your browser like in a weird size or something? - No, I don't think so. (laughing) - All right, whatever. You can kind of see 60% of it. - Ee. - It looks cursed. - It's super califragilistic XP validation. Don't just, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you see it loud enough, you'll always have to code just super califragilistic XP and we don't show you how to do it. - I'm doing it. - I'm doing it, I'm doing it. - I'm doing it. - I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. - Wow. - Because I was afraid of people, I would use to laugh. My father gave me an answer quick, told me I was bad, but then one day I learned the word to say we ain't the nose. - The biggest word you've ever heard and this is all good. Oh, shit. (laughing) - It's turned down a little bit. - Yeah, this is a musical. - Cool. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. - It's just full of magic. - The music's great. - And great songs. - There's a bit of tap coming up, surely. (singing in foreign language) - He uses word at all. We'd say there goes a clever gent. - When you tomorrow, I'll ride this boss a time of day with me. I say be special word and leave me off the tooth. (screaming) (singing in foreign language) - That's good shit. - We're obsessed with musicals, aren't we? - Yeah. - We talk about-- - There's musicals a lot. - We do. There's, if you haven't seen this, they're like dancing and there's animated cartoon characters in this world, like this fictional, like it's all about imagination and shit. - Yeah. - Did you stop it on purpose? - Yeah, I did actually. - Too much. (laughing) - Don't keep watching it. - I was fucking loving it. - Oh, wait a minute. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully everyone else. - I just don't know if they tap on that. We were trying to watch the tapping. Oh, here we go. (screaming) - No, yeah. - Just don't just have the experience to catch a category. But that's going to be too far, isn't it? - You're stupid. - So when the cat has watched your tongue, there's no need for dismay. There's someone off this world and then you've got a lot to say. Better use it carefully or it could cheat or not. - For example, yes. - No, I should have done my girl. And now my girl's re-wife. - Oh, and a lovely thing, she is too. (laughing) - Gee. (laughing) (mumbling) - If you were casting this movie, you could, I'd cast Pelvis, is that right? - Yeah, for sure. (laughing) - Okay, no tapping. She says precocious. There's two, now we know two songs that have the word precocious in it. - Oh, yeah. What's the other one again? - Betty Davis'. - Oh, yeah, she's precocious. - Yeah, she's precocious. ♪ And she mean just when I ain't a maker ♪ - Should we listen to that? - Yeah, that's a tune. Frank was saying he doesn't like it at band practice. - Yeah, that was interesting. - But I fucking love that song. - And do we want the original? Or do we want the Gwyneth Paltrow? - Oh, I haven't heard the Gwyneth one. Let's listen to the original for a bit. - Okay, yeah, for a bit. - And then a bit. - Yeah, we'll get the live one, yeah. - Oh, it's the video. - It's the video. - Yeah, it's what she is. - Oh, yeah. Instantly, we're talking. It's the song. (upbeat music) - Oh, yeah. ♪ We left sweet surprise ♪ ♪ Her hands are never cold ♪ ♪ She's got Betty Davis, I should turn on music on ♪ - So cool, hey. Fucking amazing. - You want to have your thanks twice. - What a sick, you vocal performance. - She's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's pure, she's got Betty Davis, I should turn on music. ♪ She's got Betty Davis, I should turn on music ♪ ♪ And she's here, she'll unleash you ♪ ♪ Her bad, her job, I should unleash you ♪ - Yeah. - She's percolous, yes? - There it is. ♪ She knows just what it takes to make ♪ ♪ Make a growth like she can be ♪ - Oh. ♪ Let her go, stand up and say she's gone ♪ - Whoa. - That's a good song. - I got goosebumps too. - Oh man, the riddle. - I want the goosebumptown. (laughing) - The mayor of goosebumptown. - It's a good song. (upbeat music) ♪ What's that, that's how you ♪ ♪ She'll lay your arms at home ♪ ♪ She got Betty Davis, I should take a tumble on you ♪ - That was the croak in the voice, I... Oh, it's incredible. It really... It just takes a song from really good, so amazing, her book would go. (upbeat music) ♪ She'll expose you, when she snows you ♪ ♪ Hop to breed with the crumbs ♪ ♪ She throws you, she's ferocious ♪ ♪ And she knows just what it takes ♪ ♪ To make it throw blush ♪ ♪ All the boys think she's as fast as you got ♪ ♪ Here today's a size ♪ - Oh, tune, absolutely tune, isn't it? And so there's a Gwyneth Paltrow version. - Yeah. - You've mentioned to me before. - Interested? - Never. Yeah, I don't know it. So, I need to know this one. - Wow, okay. - Well, you're about to see Gwyneth Paltrow do it. - Just, and by the way, just before you go on about it, just reckon it's a sick karaoke song to someone with the right voice. - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a good shout. - Okay, yeah, and so what's the... - I'm not gonna go on about it, I've got nothing much to say about it. - You and I, sorry, I meant, how could I interrupt you when you were like, well, you're about to see the Gwyneth Paltrow one, which is from... - Okay. - A movie, I believe. - Oh, from duet? Yeah, here we go. - Well, we'll tell Heidi Aylinks to your client's website. If you don't like them, you don't pay for them. No, sir. - I'll go. - Tell me more about this. - Oh. - Okay, here we go. - ♪ It's hollow, go ♪ - Here we go. (upbeat music) - Bagby B. - ♪ The hair is hollow, go ♪ ♪ The lips are sweet, so bright ♪ ♪ The hands will never come ♪ ♪ She's got better days instead ♪ ♪ She's trying to music on you ♪ ♪ But you won't have to say twice ♪ ♪ She's goin' through y'all's snow ♪ ♪ She's got better days inside ♪ ♪ And she'll tease you ♪ ♪ She's been around you and you ♪ ♪ On the fact that I suppose you ♪ ♪ She's become shy ♪ - I'm hating this compared to the other one, are you? - It's, yeah, it's, I'd tell you what, it's not taking me anywhere close to Goosebumpto. - No way. - No. And she fucked the precocious bit up just then. She like kind of like jazzed on it a bit and like, oh yeah? Yeah, it's just go back a time, isn't it? ♪ She's become shy ♪ - Right, she added that little pause and shit. - You gotta kind of make it your own to some degree though. I know, but that wasn't the right time. - She's become coach, yeah. - Yeah, no, I didn't need that. Fair enough. Oh well, you know, it wasn't a bad performance, it's just, you got a lot to live up to. - Yeah, I guess you do. Yeah, I thought the Gwyneth Paltrow version was, I remember it being more exciting than that. - Mm. - Tina's W2R, season one. - What did I see Gwyneth Paltrow in recently? She was as early on in her career. - Oh, fucking, the talented Mr. Ripley, she's in that. - Oh, okay, good enough. - And she's great, yeah, she's awesome in that. - See, do I only hear something else that's funny? - Yeah, go on. - Recently, someone was asking like, about celebrity crushes. - Yeah. - And I've never really had like, us celebrity crush, you know what I mean? Like, I haven't had like, the one that like, when someone asks me that question, I know the answer to it. - Yep. - But I've just said, for the first time in my life said one, like, answered the question recently. - Yep, I'm dying to know. - And, yeah, and it was full random. - Yeah. - Like, not even, it's only just, it was just the first person that popped into my head. And this is like, - Do you two go? - Yeah, whatever. - Tailiony. (laughs) Tailiony from like, fucking Deep Impact. - Tailiony. - Do you know that? - Yeah, do you know Tailiony, Deep Impact? - No. (laughs) - That was my answer, man. And Tash and I watched Deep Impact last night, it was real funny. - Oh, okay, I'm seeing you now. - Tailiony. - I don't know why it popped into my hair, that it's just a real funny random one. - That is so funny. - Yeah. - Amazing. Deep Impact was a fucking-- - I must have just watched that film for some reason. - That was a sick movie from memory back in the day. - Yeah, it was good. I watched it again last night. - 'Cause it's like a full like, end of the world film, like. - Yeah. - So that's your celebrity crush. - Not really, but, it was the answer to the question at the time. - It's really good. - Yeah, it's really good. Should we watch this series? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, cool. - All right, so we're, so we've done the first half on another app a few weeks back, if you want anyone wants to go and listen to it. And this is a video pod, so you can watch along with us. - So, thank you for coming, Mark. - My pleasure. - And where have you come, how long did it take you to get here for crying out loud? - About 40 minutes. - 40 minutes? - Yeah. - It's decent. - Yeah, Melbourne's a bit busier than these years. - It's a big, it's a big place. - I've just deleted an app. - I've just deleted an app. - Which one's you deleting? - Hey. - Which app? - Well, I don't know, they're just, they're all wriggling at one's missing. - How do you know you deleted the hundred? - Because, you see that? They're all wriggling. - So, just a bit of background here is that, Mark, Sinatra really didn't know the context in which this show existed whatsoever. He had no idea about the band, no idea about the show, and kind of no idea about why he was coming on this interview show. And so, I think, I don't think he was expecting it to be, I tried to explain that it was gonna be kind of awkward. - Yeah. - But yeah, I don't think he kind of fully, yeah, anyway. - Good sport, such a good to not regard. - He eventually, no, I remember when he eventually jerryed those, when he, when he, I think it's around this part where he's lost his app and starts playing along. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, true. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know which one it was, that's so annoying. - How do you tell? - Hey, pause for a sec. - Oh, he's lost his app. - Oh, there he is. - Oh, there he is. - Nah, pause when it's closer up on the desk and you can see the mugs, yeah. - They're just, they're all wriggling at one's missing. - How do they delay from on them? - Because... - Oh. - Pause. - Yeah. - Stastra, by those mugs. - Hey, look at my screen. - Oh. - I've got that edge. - Oh, you got the Santa Monica mug. - Yeah, it's right there. Sit some of my desk. - That's sick. - Love that mug. - So there you go. - Oh, great mug. It's the emoji mug in the Santa Monica mug. - Yeah, that's a tidbit. - Great tidbit. - You see that? All wriggling. - I don't know which one it was, that's so annoying. How do you tell? - He's lost his app. - Oh, fuck, I hate that. (sniffling) - Oh. - Hey. - So, how long have you been a... - Frank Sinatra. - Frank Sinatra, tribute artist for? - About 10 years. - 10 years? - Far out. That's crazy. - I'll work that later. - Yeah, what was it that you liked about? What do you like about him? Virginia so much? (laughing) - The voice. - Yeah. - It's not about that app, it's so annoying to me. (laughing) - If Frank Sinatra had a beautiful voice, I said that about it. - Oh, good. - I haven't been gorgeous. Same as Dean Martin. They had beautiful voices. - 'Cause this is killing it right now. - We were lucky to have, to be in that era, where's your Frank Sinatra analysis to die? Yeah, where are they to die? - Adele, probably. - Prok. - Adele. - Good call, Todd. - You guys know how it is when you buy a new Mac, it's super fast. - Oh, fuck's it. - Yeah, just arcing if you can, just turn the ball down. - Okay. - Okay. - Nah. - Probably the millions. (laughing) - Don't slip back cold. - What are you thinking about Michael Jackson? - How are we here? - No, but hold on. You think about Michael Jackson's following. - Hang on a sec. Are we allowed to talk about Michael Jackson? Hey? Yeah, where are I? - Yeah. You think about Michael Jackson's following? And how often do you hear of festivals about him? None. - Yeah, sorry, I feel really uncomfortable about talking about Michael Jackson. - I used to like him so much. - You're what? - I used to like him so much. - Well, Michael Jackson. - Yeah. - Yeah, he was great. There's no doubt about it. But the only person that I was surrounded by festivals is Elvis Presley. And you, I think there was one in America, a Frank Sinatra festival. So, you know, different artists do have people that follow. - Yeah. - Different stories for different folks, man. Right here we go. - That's right. But the biggest crowd, sorry, the biggest crowd ever performed in front of was Elvis Presley in Hawaii. - No, that's your opinion. No, it's not my opinion, it's fact. - According to who? - Sagan. - According to who? - According to the American media. - American media, okay. Which American media publication? - I don't know about that. - Well, you're quoting it. - Yeah. I'm only quoting of what I was-- - Has fact on my dad. - I beg your pardon? - Has fact. - Do you know what a fact is? - No, you don't want to know. - No, was that what's when he died? - Ah, 42. - So you've outlived him by? Damn you, 20 years. - Ah, yeah, but I'm nothing like him, and he was just an incredible, he was voted as the-- - Oh, sorry, we're going to an abracant. (upbeat music) - Oh, it's okay, Ollie. - What's going on, guys? My name is Aaron Crazie. - You can see us go on Earth, and we're going to be wearing a smoke coat. We have a chat seminal type of song. - Shout out, yeah. Shout out, shout out to Kenny. - This song was recorded only 16 years after September 11. They're sunning sunshine coats. And guess what? They go on some adventures in Australia. They have some problems here and there. Go for a smoke coat, smoke with your cigarettes. And they like smoking and a nice cup of salt. And that type of thing, I like it, and I give it 100 points, and it does more adding a blouse. But yeah, I know that's just my opinion, isn't it? - So good. He came up with a good slogan there. You all know that's just my opinion, right? - Yeah, he really did. I reckon that's pretty tough. - Yeah, he really nailed that segment Aaron. Big shout outs for him doing that, and then just sending it to us so fresh. Legend, yeah. Well, yeah, that was peak early, COVID lockdown in 2020. He's just happy to sit around. - Yeah. - It's great. - Cool. And I'll add here to the signal. - That's fine. - Unless I get the signal. How might it not? I'm not a mind reader. - No, no, it's fine. - Which, given it background on me, I was bullied at school. I was bullied at school. People were very mean to me. I'm not about to be bullied here. Thank you. (laughing) It's a suck out of it. - We'll be back, won't we? We're back. Okay, we're back. Back. Take it away. Take it away. (upbeat music) - Yeah. - Sorry about that, fellas. - That was lovely to us. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, - Let's show 'em business. - Tell me something about Sinatra, I don't know. - The first movie you ever made was a short film clip, and he won an award for it, like similar to a BAFTA Award, against racism. - Okay. I said something I don't know. - No, I didn't know that. (laughing) - What's the biggest crowd you've ever played to? - The five or six hundred people? - Five or six hundred people. - Yeah, that's pretty good crowd. - Where was that? - Well, are you some court stadium or something? (laughing) - No, no, no, it was just a big hall organised. - Okay. - Is it a good noise? - Yeah, really. - And what's the biggest crowd you've ever played to? Fellas? - More than 56,000. (laughing) But the thing is, I'm doing that charity. - That's the best answer in all of that. - 56,000. - A worthwhile charity. - What's the biggest crowd we've ever played to, Will? - 400, I think. - So you've both have piped us. - Oh yeah, but yeah, that happens. (laughing) - Oh, it's all right. It took us ages to get in. - Well, yeah, I mean, if you think of like, Frank here, he does Sinatra, and I do Elvis. And are the biggest artists in the world. - Yeah. - At their time. - You wanna sing some now? - We wanna sing some now. - Can we have a sing off? - I can't sing Elvis on here, because... - Can you just make it, they can make it up? - Sure, if you can't sing it up. - Copy right, just make something up. - Oh, okay, all right. - All right, so you're all right, baby? - All right, baby. - How's it going? (indistinct chatter) - All right, let's pause it. I know we talked about this last time, but so we had that thing where we just wrote some music for like a couple of hours before we shot this stuff. - Yeah. - But we wrote like 13 things, including this. So we wrote this tiny little LBC style chord progression. And then Pelvis, literally we told him on the day that he was singing. And he was like, what should I sing about? Well, I don't know, just something LBC, like I love you, baby or whatever. And he was like, oh, okay. And he just fucking straight up just winged this on his spot. - Absolutely. - He'd never heard the music we were playing before either. - Yeah, and massive shout outs to Mark Sinatra as well, who also nailed his song, Catchy Smile. So good. - Yeah, they both are in the same situation and they're the fucking podcast songs. So there you go. That's the story. - Yeah. - They're the, it's pretty nice. - Yes. - All right, here we go. This is Pelvis with our lovely baby. - Yeah, yeah, we'll go and give it a cup. - Yeah, that's one, two, one, two, three, four. ♪ I love you, baby ♪ ♪ I love you, true ♪ ♪ You're the kill of me, boy ♪ ♪ I love you, baby ♪ ♪ You know it's true ♪ ♪ We were lovers back when we were at school ♪ ♪ Love you, baby ♪ ♪ You were us, true ♪ ♪ You were us, true ♪ - That shot of Mark Sinatra watching him sing, getting all lit up by the line, which is one of my favorite shots in the episode. It might be my favorite shot on the episode. Does he look to camera there at all? Are you kind of like looks up and off or something? It's so good. A light just goes like directly across his head, just kind of exposing you. ♪ We were lovers back when we were at school ♪ ♪ Love you, baby ♪ - Oh yeah, he does, he looks at the camera. (laughing) So good. He looks at the camera. Beautiful little moments. - Oh, it's time to do you. - Thank you very much, baby. - Oh, how was that? - He loves it. - He loves it, eh? - Cool. - All right. - All right, that was, baby, you're all right. - Thank you, boy. - More tall, far bluesy kind of vibe for Sinatra. - Anything? - Jazzy? - Jazzy? - Come on, Jazzy? - Come on, Jazzy. - What if I sing something that has, you can already have some drawings for that? - I mean, yeah, it has whatever you need. - For me to remember, they've already got the writing. - Oh, yeah. - YouTube has them. - Yes, YouTube has them. (laughing) Maybe, maybe, maybe. (laughing) - So am I right. - Yeah, YouTube has them. (laughing) YouTube's got the writing, so we can do it, oh. So we could have done that. ♪ Fly me to moon ♪ ♪ Come Jazzy, come Jazzy, come Jazzy ♪ - What if I sing something that we, that has, that has the drawing tool there? ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪ - Catchy small, better than climbing them in. ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪ ♪ They've already got the roots ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ YouTube has them ♪ ♪ YouTube has them ♪ - It's already got. - All right, maybe just make it. - No, it's makes. - Makes some. - All right, got it. - All right, got it. - Build it. (laughing) (upbeat music) ♪ Catchy smile ♪ ♪ You've got that catchy smile ♪ - Oh, bro. ♪ Stop a while ♪ - Fucking amazing. ♪ Come back with that catchy smile ♪ ♪ Come back baby, we'll fly away ♪ ♪ Come back, we'll just fly away ♪ ♪ Together baby, but don't tell ya no no ♪ (laughing) - What a performance. - That is, it's actually really, it's a great vocal performance, I reckon. Yeah, it is, and when you watch it, you see the kind of confidence he sings it with, and how he's like trying to gauge like, what fucking we're even playing for like two seconds before he sings. - Yeah, he just, like he's immediately gauged, isn't he? - Yeah, and even though don't tell ya no no part, like it really says that with conviction when you're watching it. - Yeah, he does. - Yeah, well done. - So cool. (upbeat music) - And that is the end of our show, God damn it. It's been a wild ride. Big thanks to the guests for being on. Make sure you tune in next time that we do it. I hope your week has, sorry man, I hope your week has a chin strap. Take it away boys. (upbeat music) - Little Letterman style in there. - Yeah. (upbeat music) (laughing) - That's right, Pelvis is lecturing me about for real, while you guys are playing, he's like saying something about how I could have done a better job of hosting. - Oh dude, that's right. - Yeah, and then the music cuts out of the end of the week. - What? - He's still telling it, he's doing it for real. (upbeat music) (laughing) (upbeat music) - Are you telling last week to get yourself that it's too long, you need to shorten up? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You but they can edit that? - Yeah, I know that, yeah, that's why I'm saying it. - You reckon quicker next time? - Shut up with yourself man, I'm not the director mate. - I'm starting to think you are. (laughing) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - I'm going to watch that again. (upbeat music) - It's too long, it's too long. (laughing) - Are you telling last week to get yourself that it's too long, you need to shorten up? - Yeah, quick on it. - Go quicker on the model, won't? - Yeah, yeah. - You but they can edit that? - Yeah, I know that. - Yeah, that's why I'm saying it. - You reckon quicker next time? - Shut up with yourself man, I'm not the director mate. - I'm starting to think you are. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Oh my goodness. Forgot about that. - Just an absolute gold one. - That's, oh my god. It's like, and just like how perfect that is for the tone of the show that we created intentionally. And then he says that, it couldn't be a better ending to like, your character's so happy the first episode's done. And the first thing he does is just tell him how shit a job he did. (laughing) - Yeah, it's amazing, it's incredible. - He was doing that for real, unbelievable. - Yeah, too long. - You need to cut his pants in with the edit as well. (laughing) - Oh, that was so fun. Let's do another one next time. - Yeah, for sure. - For sure, yeah. Thanks for listening everyone up. Anyone who's watched along to the video as well, sitting in the dark, I should've turned a light on a long time ago, but I just haven't done it. So apologies for that. - Oh yeah. - Now you can see it. - Yeah. - You've got your screen, the screen's light in your face. - Yeah, that's alright, cool. - And yeah, we'll see you again next week. I think we've got Shogun from Royal Headache on the main pod next week. And from Antenna, of course, but we'll, - That'll be sick to be confirmed, but we'll have someone on next week. - Yeah, nice. And yeah, thanks for subscribing. - Yes. - We appreciate it. - Love you guys. - And we appreciate you listening. - Bye.
