Basement Bar: Beers & Babble
The Spencer Show!
[MUSIC] >> The following podcast is brought to you by the 99 Networking. New Michigan's premiere spot for your local podcast news. [MUSIC] >> Logger, high and deep, Douglas. >> Be joint, best and for. >> What's up everyone, this is Eric from Why To Raise Your Conversations with Rick and Eric. Are you a fan of sports? Then I highly suggest you check out Cross Faded Sports on the 99 Network, hosted by Zach, Connor, and Benny. They're hitting you with all the sports facts, news, and beyond. So make sure to check them out and follow them on Spotify or wherever you can find any of your podcasts. [MUSIC] [MUSIC] >> I'd have a beer. >> It's a relaxing way to end your day because boy old boy is my day shitty. >> Not shitty, but just like, actually I do shit today. >> Yeah, I just don't like doing it, no, I'm just kidding. >> Fair enough. >> It's just busy and not everybody's there, like Dennis doesn't fucking casey. >> Oh shit, he's gone. He's, yeah, cuz they had to take Shannon down. >> Yeah, I think he's heading back either tonight or tomorrow. Well, he's gonna be back by Thursday, but I think he's heading back today. >> I wanna say. >> Do you wanna beer on? >> Nah, he's not drinking right now. Forgot he's on a sober kick. >> Oh yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> You got what's going on with that? >> I think it's like only 30 minutes long or something like that. >> [LAUGH] >> Oh. >> Doesn't even have the microphone. You couldn't even hear his little chuckle on it. >> All right. >> It is. >> Yeah, I can't hear you now. >> Tuesday night in Essexville, Michigan. Welcome back to the basement bar, beers and babble. I'm tired. >> Yeah. >> Holy fuck, bud. >> I walked downstairs to get this thing going. And that he's just passed out on the couch and I'm like, what is going on? >> Yeah, that's the only reason I feel somewhat alive right now because I don't know. I even went to bed early and everything. It's cuz we fucking stayed up till three o'clock in the morning Sunday. And then I had to be back up at 5.30 to go to work. So I was hella tired Monday and then- >> [LAUGH] >> Was that our fault? >> I think that's everybody's fault, it's my fault too. >> Was that something when we did that? >> Yeah. >> We'll talk about that later. >> Yeah. >> But it's still dragging into today. >> That's what happens when you don't sleep. >> I can drink every night or I can drink, I'll be fine, but you don't get enough sleep. And you're just like, well- >> How long did you stay up? Well, we'll talk about it later. That actually opened up something to me because I want to talk about what we've been listening to. >> Yeah. >> And ever since that night, we listened to a lot of good music. But I've been on a blues traveler kick because I just- >> Yeah. >> I'm John Popper. And by the way, we were talking about this offline, a while back. But you were like, what the fuck ever happened to him? So they're still going and he lost a lot of fucking weight. >> Oh, there you go. >> He just read it. He looks great. He let me pull up a picture for you. But yeah, he looks fantastic now. >> Nice. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Good. >> So yeah, blues traveler, there's a lot of good songs. But they do like what I got is a really good cover that they do. >> Oh, nice. >> Love it. >> Yeah. >> What I got. >> Oh, he's so good. >> Yeah. >> I am alone. I'm alone. >> Yeah, alone is really good. Fucking run around is really good. Yeah, so- >> Oh, you want to give me the run around? >> Obviously this. >> You're sure I'll find it. >> This, and then like- >> Yeah. >> Look at that, like, good for him. He just shredded the thing. >> Hell yeah. >> But he's like, he looks so much older now. It's weird. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it happens. >> Yeah, it does, and it happens with time. >> [LAUGH] >> What have you guys been listening to, man? >> I've been listening to Andy Stanley podcast. >> Oh, okay. >> Okay, is this a good advice? Or is it like funny shit? >> No, no, it's good. Good biblical advice and try to be a better person. >> Oh, that's always hard. >> Yeah. >> I've tried for too long. I just kind of gave up. I'm just, I am who I am. >> I will never be a good person. >> Yeah, I just float by. >> Like the turn of society that I am. >> I was so frustrated that work today where someone was like, hey, and this was like the 70th question. Now from this one person, just like in a matter of like three hours. And I just turned to him, so like drained. I was like, I don't know, man, I just work here. Like, I just fucking- >> I just work here. >> I show up. I'd answer that if I got paid more maybe. >> That, please pay more now, I'm just kidding. But no, it's just one of those things. You know, so it's not like I'm not a good person. It's just sometimes I could give a fuck less. >> Yeah. >> Start to go fund me. >> Yeah, I go fund me. >> Why? Because I need it. >> Help Spencer enjoy work. >> Yeah. [ Laughter ] >> Donate now. >> Just like, why do you have such a big smile on your face? You're never this happy at work. You're like, have you seen that go fund me? >> It's going crazy. >> We do technically. The Patreon is now live. >> Oh, I forgot about that. >> The Lost Files, the very first episode we ever recorded is now up on Patreon, if you want to support. It's for the entire network, so it's seven bucks a month, but you'll get extra content from the whole network as we start to put things out there and from the other shows and everything. So it's going to be really, really cool. >> And possibly our secret second episodes that we're not willing to give you guys free. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there's the original six lost files. >> There's all those. >> And there's extra stuff. >> And there's all the ones that we couldn't put on. >> Yeah, these are the ones that the lawyers were like, no, you got to wait. >> Not for free, yeah. [ Laughter ] >> Make them pay for that. >> Yeah. >> Then you're getting a bargain at some bucks a month. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, no shit. >> Yeah. >> Get the inner workings of our entire fucking lives. >> Yeah, I don't know if we're going to put out one or two episodes a month. We'll see how it works, but then we'll work it out. We're going to try to do a Justice League episode at least once a month with the rest of the shows. >> That's going to be really fun. Sit around the table and talk about the type of deal. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there's going to be a lot of fucking shit going on, but at the same time. >> Justice League, are those on my last call getting arrested Thursday? >> No, like, you know, the superheroes sitting around all the, yeah, it's going to be at least one for each show. >> Yeah, we had to run out like a big area for that, you know? Something, it'd be fun. Or like, set up outside or something, you know? Right on the deck, right next to the water. That'd be fun. >> Maybe, it is. >> Yeah. >> So what you've been listening to, Raj? >> Just oldies on the radio hanging out by the pool. >> Yeah, 97.3, Joe FM. >> Oh, fuck yeah, dude. >> 80s, 90s, and what the fuck ever? [laughter] >> Well, that's funny. >> Nothing. >> Stop your eight tracks, Joe FM. >> I got a brand new one out in the shed. >> You got a brand new eight track? >> Yeah. >> Well, never been used eight track. >> So, AM, FM, eight track, and 40 channel CB still in the box. >> Damn, the player. >> Oh, yeah. >> I thought you meant tape, like eight track tape. >> Oh, there's probably a couple of those out there somewhere. >> Yeah, that's cool, though, brand new, man. That's got to be brand new. >> You got to find an eight track. >> Yeah, really. >> Well, I know, but if it's sealed, is it sealed in the box? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's probably, I wouldn't open that. >> It's got to be worth something. >> Maybe you can pay off. >> It would be worth five or six bucks. >> Yeah. >> Well, you can help me pay my car off my truck. I start that this next month. >> You can just buy me a truck. >> I start that this next month. >> Paying for the truck? >> Yeah. >> Good. >> I have really, then everybody would be like, "Wow, nice trucking, I'll go." "No, fuck you, it's not." >> But it feels good when you don't have to pay for any cars anymore. >> They might. >> Oh, did you pay yours off? >> Mine's been paid off for, yeah, about a year and a half. >> Oh, dang. >> Yeah. >> Get it, girl. >> Yeah, we have no car payments. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Holy, both of them. >> Oh, yeah, they're both. >> Both of them, huh? >> Yeah, they're a Ford. >> They're a Ford. >> See, that's why you got the Chevy. I got to get the JMC Sierra. >> No, every car. >> You could get every brand. >> You could get the Sierra or you could get the Ram. But Dennis has the Ram on locks. >> That's what I mean, yeah. >> That's the Sierra. >> Yeah, true. >> We'll collect a set. >> True. [LAUGH] >> Yeah, those are just like a shirt or something. >> As, you know? >> Yeah. >> I've had vehicles from every make. >> Your dick must be this small to buy this big-ass truck. [LAUGH] >> We get a GMC, a Silverado, or a Sierra, a Silverado, a fucking- >> He's got that big truck with all those seats, so he doesn't even have any friends to film. >> Who are you talking about? >> You. >> Me? >> Yeah. [LAUGH] >> I got my fucking dog. She walks all over. >> Oh, that's my dog. >> My dog. >> I put her in the back. He'll lose her. >> Talking about marlinging me over here. [LAUGH] >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Yeah. >> It's actually nice to have all that space and be that high off the ground and I have anybody in it, dude. Fuck yeah. You know how much more fast food bags I can fit in there? It's insane. >> A lot. [LAUGH] >> Usually it takes about four or five weeks before they start coming in the front seat. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true. >> Just keep throwing them back. >> No, I've been on this fucking, I hate getting on it, and I really want to get off it. But it's the breakfast burritos in the morning, and then when you stop. Because I have an hour drive. So when I stop, I get like halfway there, and I start getting the tumble grumblies, you know? And then, I'm in saginaw, so it's not like I'm going to stop there. >> Yeah. >> Like that's just dangerous, you know? So I just kind of have to deal with it all the way until I get to chesting. And then the weed smell hits, and I'm like, fuck me. Like I'm just hungry, dude. >> Just get some frozen ones and throw them in the microwave before you leave. >> Yeah, it might be smart. I've been doing a lot of blackstone grilling, so maybe I'll just make like meal prep a shit to my burritos. >> Yeah. Just microwave them in the mind. >> Yeah, we were at Ryan and Jenna's for 4th of July, and he did Philly cheesesteaks on the blackstone forest. >> Oh, fuck, yeah. >> Yeah, they were very good. He went to Costco. He said, I forget how much he said, but he got like six packages of this shredded ribeye. >> Oh, we have two of those on the freezer from Costco, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, he's made great. >> Really? >> We haven't tried a man. Yeah, my favorite was from shaved ribeye from Jax down here. >> Yeah, I saw that was like $13 a pound. >> Yeah, it's fucking stupid. >> Yeah, no, because we were making dinner for, we do like a little family dinner thing with Hayden and Chris and every other Sunday. >> I think we'll go to the palace for $10. >> All right, right. >> And get it with fries. >> No, that's the thing. That's the thing is he was like, no, you have to get it from Jax. I swear to God, that's what Scott says. >> Like, yeah, I fuck with Scott. >> Yeah, I would imagine that it's real good. >> Yeah, so I went in there and I asked for what I had, like 20, no. Well, all right, regardless, I got a good amount and I give him a call and he's like, yo man, did you get the meat? I was like, yeah, fuck you. And he goes, what are you talking about? And I was $70 for just the fucking meat. >> Yeah. >> I didn't use it all. God, no, I didn't use it all because I was using it for the next three times. I made myself a Philly fuck that. He was like, just throw the whole thing on there. I'm like, you want to know how you fucking get me? It's $70 worth of meat. Hell no. And I know people pay up the wazoo, but fuck, I can go get a Tommy, a Tomahawk steak, fill myself for two nights for 30 bucks. I'm out here paying $70 to feed four people. No, no, everyone gets one slice. That's how I felt. I was like, we're going to fucking use your fork. It'll last longer. That's how I fucked up. >> I know I've been stopping at Jax on the way home from 46 and getting just a pound of Chuck. >> Oh, nice. >> Like five bucks. >> Yeah, they got good deals on all of them except the steaks and my lonely burger. >> Mm-hmm. Yep. >> Fuck it. Speaking of Jax, what's up with that, man? They revamped. Did you see the one on center? >> Nah. >> In the last couple of weeks. >> Oh, really? >> I've been stopping at the one on Salzberg since I'm on the way home from work. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jack Steele, one who owns them all. He wanted them all to look alike. So they finally got around to getting the yellow up there in the black. It looks fantastic. >> Oh, really? >> It really does. >> So he wants all the stores to have the same appearance. So they had to change it. >> Pure white building now, the whole top of the brown is bright yellow all the way around and it's not Jack's fruit market how it used to be, it's Jack's fruit market. But it's all in black lettering. >> Yeah. >> No, it's just bold black lettering. It looks really clean. It looks really nice. >> Yeah. So they all look the same now. >> Yeah. >> That was the only one that didn't look like the rest of them. >> Yeah, it was like old style. I liked it a lot, but yeah, regardless, this looks really good and they did it like a day, but I'm sure that like she was about a week. >> Oh, was it? >> I don't go that way very often. >> I don't go, if I'm going to McDonald's, the only time I pass at that in this house, but usually I take the back roads. But today I decided to stop and run through the car wash because I ran through some nasty this morning. And so I pulled through the car wash and I was coming out and I was taking center and they're putting new tar down. >> This is what I don't understand about Michigan is you see like construction like outpassed right by like Jones and stuff? >> Oh, yeah. They're doing the Chippen seal from Cecilia cord all the way out to the Tuscoto County line. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. They're getting pretty far, but they're like coming into town now. But this is what bothers me in Michigan. You see a bunch of like construction cones and like, you know, they're always working on something, right? But normally they're never there. So it doesn't really bother you. But every time you're fucking dry, like every time it's important to get somewhere or whatever, that's when they're working. It's the most ridiculous thing ever. You know, why can't you do this while I'm at work? That's what bothers me about Michigan. You know what I mean? Like work the same fucking hours as a first shift, Jones construction season. >> Yeah, I know. So they're like, yeah, let's we're only going to work from 3.30 p.m. to about seven. So we hit rush hour perfect and then everyone can go home and sleep for the night when no one's on the fucking road. Like, come on. >> Yeah, we're doing third shift, you know, get the generators and the lights out there. Stadium light, everywhere you go, you'll be able to see perfectly fine. And then you won't have to put those signs slow when working, like, no, like fuck you, if you get hit, you're dumb and you get workers kind of all, like you get worse. >> And you go to jail. >> Well, and you go to print. Yeah, you go to print. That fine is hefty. >> But who cares about it? Fine. You'll never have to pay it because you're always going to be a prisoner of the rest of your life. Yeah, it's crazy. >> 15 years, that's all. >> That's what it says. $7,500 fine. And at least it's like at least. >> Oh, at least. Okay. >> Yeah. If it's only 15, like. >> Or he's to go. >> Yeah. >> If it's only 15, I mean, like anger, man, if it was dumb ass. He was outside the cones. What do you mean? >> Get that one. >> You're like arguing like when there's a flag on the plate, you're like, well, fuck a thousand cones. I wasn't. He went safe. >> I can't get them. We're far enough to get that. I'll get them with the door. >> Was that a cone or a man? That's a fun game. I like to play. No, just kidding. And they wear the vest and look just like a cone. >> Yeah, right. >> What do you mean? I hit a barrel. I didn't hit a guy. >> They're like, yeah. >> Orange barrels are in general. >> No, that's a drill. >> I see. Orange barrels. Orange barrels. Staring back at me. Look at Larry. Daring. Daring at the orange barrels staring back at me. >> Did you just make that up? >> No. >> Oh, I was like, that was impressive. I was kind of vibing over here to don't get copy right now. I can't believe that happened. I can't believe it's not butter. >> Yeah, that's true too. I can't. No, seriously though, it's not ridiculous. >> Yeah. >> We got attacked the other day by the community. >> For what? >> What? >> What? >> We got attacked the other day by the community. >> Who did? >> Why? >> We did because we fucking played music. >> Oh, it wasn't a copyright strike. They were like, just this one song can't be played in some regions. But there was the rest of the copyrights showed up on YouTube. On YouTube, there was a bunch of copyright things that were like, hey, you played a bunch of songs, and the one song was like warning, this one can't be played in certain regions. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Fuck 'em. That's what I'm saying. >> Fuck 'em. Until you get that bill, fuck 'em. They don't really want to pay. >> People repeat shit, I say. Should I copyright that? >> Yeah. That's going to be Roger's day job now. He's just going to go out and be like, hey, I said that once, copyright. >> I said that 37 years ago, right? >> Right? >> Trademarked it. >> I own that phrase. >> Yeah, what phrase? Fuck you. >> Yeah. >> Jesus Christ. >> No, that sucked. Why are you so tired? Yeah, well, yeah. Why are you so tired? >> Because of you. >> Yeah, it wasn't me, wasn't it? >> Yeah. >> I'm fucking me and Eric from wide range of conversations. Well, I was playing video games, and he was sending me music, he was like, sorry, I'm in my head. I was like, I'm in my fucking head, too, bro. I can't sleep. So I was like, send all the music you got. So then he's like, well, fuck it. You got a discord. And I'm like, yeah, so I sent him my friend code and he accepted it or whatever. So we hopped on discord, and I'm playing my game, and he's playing funny videos, and we're listening to good music and shit. And we're just talking, and all of a sudden, Eddie Hobson, and he's like, what's up? You know, because we were on the chat saying like what we were doing and stuff like that. And he's already two sheets to the wind. I was pretty fucked up, and Eric was on his way. And well, he could have already been, but he was on his way. Yeah. And we just started listening to good music and vibing by that time. I was like 2.30 in the morning. I'm on Amazon. I was purchasing like, no, I was trying to purchase shit and getting denied everywhere I went. It was so weird. Like it was like, it's what happens when you run out of money, it happens to me over time. It's like that was out of money. I was just like, what the fuck is going on? And then I finally realized that I wasn't putting on my card number correctly. But because it was like, it was like processing, processing, processing declined. And I was like, motherfucker, I wanted to show my computer. You know how old people would be like, look, I have the money. It's right here. I was like, I wanted to do that to my fucking computer screen. Like, I was like, what are you talking about, bro? Fuck. But then they were trying to scare me with some scary videos, and I'm just frustrated because I can't buy anything. It was stupid. Yeah. It was wild. By the time it was 2.30 in there. And Eric was like, yeah, you ought to just give up, man. You look tired. And I wasn't tired. I was just pissed off. So I was like, yeah, I'm going to bed. Yeah. I was exhausted. I was like, I have to be up in two hours. I'm going to go to sleep now. You were like full bore singing, though. I was like 2.30 in the morning. Yeah. I was like, really wide awake. And I was like, let's go all night. And then it just went. Yeah, I know. Brick wall just hit me. And I was like, I'm out. It's kind of how it happened too. Because I was like, honestly, I was like, yeah, because when Robert's out, she's out. So I was like, dude, what if I just, if I just go to 7-11 right now, just grab a couple of energy drinks, pound it out throughout the night and fucking go to work. Because Monday was super easy for me. Oh. Yeah. I went to bed. And then I woke up really late. And I was like, fuck. I got like five minutes to take a shower, get dressed, and leave. Yeah. And I fucking did it too. Tiffany was even like, are you going to work today? And I was like, yes. Yeah. See, I didn't have that moment. I got slapped, wake up, fuck. Like run. Yeah. Because like, I woke up and the phone was just like right there. I'm like, shit. Fuck. Yeah. My phone's at like 2%. I'm like, no. I'm like 30 last night. Oh, wow. Yeah. Really early. Yeah. And still fucking tired. Then you got too much sleep. Probably. That's probably where you're at. That's probably what I had. Yeah. You ought to stay up and do it again tonight and recalibrate. That's what I'm going to do. Thank you. Oh, fucking. That's what I did the whole week of Fourth of July is because I had to work. I had to work Friday. I had to work Wednesday and Friday. I got Thursday off and like all the other people in the facility got the fifth off. But Derek was right. He was talking to me and he goes, he goes, I'm sorry. But they're making them take it off and they're not paying them on a fifth. Because July 5th isn't a fucking holiday. I was like, yeah, I know. Oh, that's sorry. Yeah. But no, it's true though. July 5th isn't a fucking holiday. No, but. What are you going to do when July 5th lands on the Wednesday next year? They're going to be like, well, could we have Thursday and Friday off too? No, you would have Monday and Tuesday off at that point. No, no, you don't. No. You take July 4th off. No, but that's what we did last year. They'd see my company's real nice. They gave us both the days off and paid for it. See, but they paid for it. Yeah. They came up to me and they said, hey, you have to take this day off and we're not paying you. I'd go, well, that's weird because I signed up for a fucking full-time job. That's what they did in Tiffany. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know about it. I got my hours. I was happy about it. I got fucking reamed on Friday, but it's fine because the company we were not not like my direct company, but we contract with people and they bought me and my entire team lunch on Monday and we rang up that bill to like $3.50, because we got $5.00. It was a seven-person team. Yeah. The team that was there, we got like five appetizers, everyone got like a $20.00 Andre. We're like, run it up. What was that? I'll take a Coke and then we'll also do two liters of Coke and then it was crazy. It was so much fun. Nice. It was great. And then Dennis was in there, of course. Yeah. But they were like, I'll get him a $15 gift card. We're like, fuck yeah. Let's go. That's funny. He didn't get to miss out on the look, because he learned it. He was there, frankly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's what I did for the July. I'm sorry. I got sidetracked. I took the whole week off. I bet. Yeah. It's like, God, you must get like 365 days of PTO or UTP on paid time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And one quarter. And one quarter. Nice. Damn. I don't see your set. Do those roll over? Yeah. What? The quarters? For years, I guess. That's the day. Yeah. Well, nice. Good. No, I just, I went to bed early, so I didn't have to hear the fucking Bay City fireworks. You know how that is. I've seen enough of them. I've heard enough of them. I'm fine. Yeah. After the 50th. It ain't getting better. You know? Yeah. It really isn't. That was the best one. Yeah. Funnelle was like the morning sky. Yeah. It's good stuff. It was. Oh. You can see that one? I don't know. Maybe. I'm not sure. Aren't you counting that? No. Oh. That I haven't. I lost count years ago. Oh, yeah. Well, the 50th was the 50th year. No, I know. I think we're at like probably like 56 or 57. Where's our fact checker? You can look at that. Yeah. He's in fucking Kansas City. Oh, man. Dumas. Dumasio. Yeah. God, you are done. Yeah. You're done. It's the beer of the week. God. All right. Guys, thanks for stopping out. This is my basement box. Yeah. Let's figure that beer and week. You left it sitting in the sink. That came down here this morning. You rolled some cigarettes. I looked in there and I pulled that can out and there was a fucking bug the size of my goddamn fist. Oh, no. Have you ever heard about the spider that when you were in Colorado that fucking popped up from here? When we had Dr. Rade? Yeah. There's a whole massive spider. I think out from inside the sink, like out of the drain. Because they're coming out of those fucked up beers, man. No. I tell you what, this thing, this thing was in that brew. This thing was half done eating me and tried to eat Eddie until he fucking got, you know, I fucking died. Yeah. This thing was crazy. No, it scared the shit up. We literally paused the episode because I went, yeah, I fucking, I tried to get away. Eddie was like, what the fuck? And I'm like, I stopped. I was trying to take a picture too because of how big it was and then he's trying to kill it and then ended up killing it before I could get a picture of it. Yeah. I don't know about that other one. That fucker was huge. And then he got on the floor and I couldn't see him because the floor is that black and gray. So I'm stomping everywhere to think I can. Guys playing dance dance revolution behind. I'm going to ask you, I couldn't fucking find him. Yeah. So he might be crawling up your legs or something or jumping up. Shit. All right. Tell him I still be down there somewhere. Yeah. Probably. No, the size of those. I don't know how we came through that whole year. There were a couple crunches when I stomped back there. Well, there is a popcorn. Yeah, there's a popcorn. The floor is so good about that. That's, if you guys want to know what popcorn is back there, it's actually one of our sponsors. I want that kettle corn. Someone was munching on it. I think from either the last episode or the last time someone was down here and they left a little bit on the floor, but sad they missed their mouth because that's some good shit. I mean, I want some kettle corn. I want that kettle corn. Yeah. Yeah. I fired my I fired my cleaner that comes down here and cleans. Why did you do that? Because I caught him drinking and smoking on the job. So I had to fire myself. Yeah. I was like, that was you. Yeah. He was good worker too. How much you pay him? Nothing. He didn't get fucking shit. No, no, look. No, it's not. It's not like it's not like I'm saving anything, but hey, wait, bear to eat. Okay, that's green. It is green. The hell? Acto green, hard seltzer. Pixie mix. You can fucking do indigenous smells fucking nuts. You could drop an egg and die it and that's on bitch. Whoa, dude. Oh, you didn't pour any for all that. Huh. Ooh. Smell that. That does smell pretty good. Oh, well fucking do you want a glass? You want a little bit? Oh, he's just going to take a few sips. There it is. Try it again. Is that a seltzer? What is that? It is. Yeah, it's a hard seltzer. 5.5% ABV from Wanna Key, Wisconsin. Nice. Yeah, on total art. Good place. Green time machine. Wow. Yeah. Cheers. Cheers. Well, you're drinking that. So what do you call a woman who believes she knows everything about everything? A woman. Wrong. That's a good one. Why don't you be good? It's like, it's not bad. No, that tastes like just the green part of a sour apples. Yeah. Like the green. Yeah. Like the caramel suckle. Yeah, caramel suckle. Caramel suck. Caramel suck. You know? Halloween's coming up in October. It's light. It's bubbly. It is. It's, you know, it doesn't have that like at the end of it. It's got a pretty decent burp taste, too. Oh, right. I'm glad. You want to know the taste of that? Yeah. Yeah. Good after that. Wow. Rogers going for the third sip. No, that's a second one. I will give that a four. I'm going to give it a 3.5. I am not a fan of seltzers, but this is really good. So that's a high score for a seltzer. What do you burp? It tastes better. Does it really? What do you call that? Because the aftertaste is like what sits in there? It's a burp taste. Oh, burp taste. I feel like that's the after-party taste, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's a good taste. Yeah. Like when you get home for a party, it's when that tastes. It's a taste between the aftertaste and the throw-up taste and burp taste. Okay. That's like- So that's not really not a beer of the week, then. It's not a beer. Wow. It's a seltzer. It was alcohol of the week. Mm-hmm. Here. I got a seltzer that's going to- Yeah. Yeah. Not bad. I'd probably give it a four. I feel like this shit's going to make me talk like- That's what I gave. That's good. A three-moken action. The smell is wild, dude. That is all around just a good drink. But it is. It's like a sour apple. Yeah. You know what would be great for this is like having one of these during a Michigan state game. You know what I mean? If you give festive? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Dude. Alright. Bro. Let's do beer to week. Or beer trivia. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Let's do another beer to week. I don't get drunk pills, Burke. Beer trivia. Okay. Beer trivia. How are you guys liking the-let us know how you guys are liking the fucking jingles. Jingles are fire. Yeah. Yeah. The robots and telemarketers can stop messaging me. I would like real people to message me. Yeah. Be fun. Please. So, what is the term for a beer that is brewed with a lower than normal alcohol content? Is it a lager? No. Is it a near beer? No. Aha. Three, two. Wait, what are you talking about? What is the term for a beer that is brewed with a lower than normal alcohol content? It's not near beer? No. Is it like the actual name? It's a term. You would call it this type of beer. Fake? No. Bitches brew? No. Don't tell me. This type of beer? Yeah. A light beer? No. No. Seshing. A what? A session. A session? That was a tough one. Yeah. Why give us the tough one? I thought that was easy. I knew that right off the bat. I was like, "Oh, yeah, because you're fucking reading it." That's like looking at the laffy taffy and knowing that you can read upside down and go on that one. All right. Nobody won anything. That's round. Damn it. So I wanted to drink tonight because I had a little bad dude. I'm sorry. All right. Get this. So fuck you, COVID. Because here's the deal. I went to Secretary of State. I got out Monday a little early. I tried to fly over to Secretary of State. Come to find out. They don't do walk-ins anymore ever since COVID. Oh, really? Yeah. So I walk in. The thing that I have to get done is literally just get a new player. I don't need to register for a new player or anything. My plate is peeling. It's falling off. Oh, yeah. So I tried to do the online thing and it like wouldn't let me for some reason. It just kept taking me back to a different screen. So I was like, all right. Fuck this. I'll just go because I had time stopped in there and she's like, yeah, we're gonna have to set an appointment. I was like that you guys have 10 people. There's nobody fucking here. Do you have any appointments today? She's like, well, they're all booked. I was like, what? I was like, what's that? For who? Oh, canceled. Yeah. I was just about to say that. Can I just wait 10 minutes and grab that spot person's spot, you know? Is it? Yeah. She's like, well, I got an appointment tomorrow at three and I go, well, I got to fucking work. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm sorry, but there's like, there's people that work at the Secretary of State. None of them are nice. Not in Bay City anyway. They're all fucking rude as shit. I don't know a single person that's ever been like, hi, what do you want done today? They're all just like what, what, and then you're like, I need to try to transition. She's like, hmm, someone didn't sign it here. Like, sorry, you know, anyway, sorry, that was my last week, Secretary of State fucking sorry. So anyway, I'm like, okay, what can you do? I work an hour away and you guys always fucking close at five. I can't get here. She's like, well, Wednesday's were open till seven. I was like, Oh, goody. What's your latest appointment? She's like, 650. I said, how about 630 then? And she goes, so not 650. I was like, I was like, dude, if this plexiglass wasn't here right now, you know what I'm saying? Fuck you, COVID. So anyway, um, so I had an appointment for 630, right? Yeah. Wednesday, tomorrow. So then the place I just bought my truck had called me and they're like, yo, our online system still isn't working. We can't get that shit transferred. Can you just come and grab the papers, take them home, sign them, bring them back tomorrow. Like we'll provide lunch. And I was like, fuck yeah, dude, like, you guys keep doing shit for me. You know, they topped off my fluids for free. Now they're offering me lunch just to run down the street for two minutes. Nice. So anyway, I do that. And I, where'd you get it from? Garber and chesting car. Or go see Jeff motherfucker, see me, I got a card in my truck for a, because I got like 70 of those bitches, uh, Jeff, uh, at Garber and chesting is the fucking shit. He's the real dude and Corey to give him, give him, give him a shout out to guys. Awesome. So anyway, I go and grab that and I tell him about my situation. He's like one second dials two numbers on a phone, rings for one second. This lady picks up. She's like, Hey, and he goes, yo, listen. So I got a customer here, Spencer, he just bought this truck, uh, and he tried to go to secretary of state bubble, I explains the whole situation until it runs it through the whole story. I'm back here. I'm drawing a phone call. I'm like, yeah, fuck cover. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm back here. Like being his little cheerleader. And she goes, well, what kind of plate you want? And I was like the green and white one, like the, the water wonderland, the green and white that it's just came out and she's like, Oh yeah, well, hold on. And she goes, yeah, it's just going to, it's just going to come with the tut. Like you're good. But we'll have it here in like five days. We'll just come down. We'll put it on for you over the phone. I go, what? And Corey goes, I just saved you your Wednesday. You're welcome. And so I mean, he goes, I'll see you tomorrow with those papers. I was like, yes, sir. This was on my lunch. Went and had subway real quick. How back to work. I mean, they hated myself, but you know, hey, my day, my lunch today was fired, dude. It was awesome. Yeah. Oh, good. I'm glad. Yeah. So I don't have to go to secretary of state, which is like God bless. She did it like that. Yeah. I'm like, damn. No, no charge. They're rolling it into the fees. Wow. I was like, God, dude. So instead of $10, it's going to be $100 and it's hidden and it's later. Yeah. No, no, it's hidden. And I already paid for it. Yeah. Yeah, because I got, you know, I was like, this is what I'm paying you. You're giving me everything. Yeah. It's part of that. So I don't have to pay anything for it. Yeah. But it's literally just a new play. And they don't. The reason that it is free is because they don't make my play anymore because that was a specialty play. And this was the same price as that one. So got you. I won't need to. So it's five, 10 bucks. I don't care. Yeah. You know, I had the $10 with me at the secretary of state fucking yesterday. They wanted to be the shit bag that wouldn't take two minutes because the 10 people were so busy fucking finger popping each other's assholes. So. All right. Yeah. So sorry, guys, that was a Spencer Ramble there, you know, Eddie fell asleep three times during that. I did a little bit. You did. I was smiling. My eyes were closed, but I was smiling. I was paying attention. Good dream. So swimming is fun. Yeah. It's fun. And here's why. Here's another one. Do you want the outline today? You just say it. I just. Yeah. This is welcome to the Spencer show. Basically. It's just. Oh, don't spill your seltzer. I'm not. Hey, espresso. Your speltzer. My speltzer. They're in my Spencer show. Yeah. Sencer speltzer. No. Yeah. It's good morning, everybody. No. Swimming is fun. The reason why it's fun is because it's at a cool ass place. Me and Ralph have been enjoying the fuck out of your guys's pool. But they've throw the best parties in the summer. Do they not? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good food. Heck yeah. Nice pool. Nice deck. Good tune. Big deck. Big deck. Very big deck. And a nice backyard that he was mowing the other day. By the way, that didn't take you three hours. I don't know if you put that bitch on. Bunny mode or what? Turbo. Yeah. He was in turtle and then he went. Bro. I was like, damn. What? Yeah. Because by the time we got done. And you were done. And we were only there for like an hour and a half. But yeah. We kicked ass at a corn hole. Oh, that was ridiculous. Three three games in a row. Just calling. How did it go when you lost me? We won the next one, Jeff and I, and then we lost the last one. So I am the champion because I won the last game. You only won one? Yeah. No, the whole time though, because of my fucking partner sucks, the first game. I'm not saying you because you were phenomenal too. But the first game when me and Raj like had a tough time not getting it on the board. Yeah. I looked at dad and I was like, why didn't you choose me as your partner and he goes, shit. This would have been done. Fucking yesterday. God damn it. I think we went like, whole, whole, whole, whole board, you know, you know, it was just like, yep. But no, we were. That was fun. Yeah. That's good stuff. I was such an asshole though. I was like, all right, someone came over there like, hey, he wants to play. And I was like, he can have my spot when I'm fucking gone. Like, can you not interrupt me? Like I'm playing right now. I don't know who that guy is. I'm fucking, I'm playing here, like, you know, I'm playing here. But no, we ended up going and then I tried to play corn hole at the other place and same deal. Raj. Same deal. That's how I felt. I was whole. My back fucking hurt. I got Christ. I'm still sore. I was suffering from heat stroke and shit too. So yeah, that's what I heard. I heard he went down after I left. Yeah. He didn't go down outside though. Right? You went inside. Lay down. Allen inside. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. He just vanished and laid down. So I didn't like fall on the deck. Yeah. Of course, I did that too. After we ate, I passed out for about an hour. Yeah. Who ended up cooking on the grill? Randy. Oh, wow. He did a great job cleaning it. Shit's nasty as hell. Yeah. I didn't clean it with a tip. I deep cleaned my grill for the first time in like 10 years yesterday. Well, I felt bad for Raj, Christ, brand new grill and I got open at the other day. He was the first one to cook on it. I felt bad. Well, not only that, but I fucking opened it or whatever in Christ. I almost had a whole meal. All the scraps on it and I was like, shit. I said, I know this wasn't dad because he would have immediately taken them shits in and scrubbed him off with how he is about his new shit. But that grill's crazy, dude. What is it? Like 17 and a half feet long. Something. Yeah. I have four two feet deep. Smoker grill infrared. Yeah. Get a heater on the side. Fucking give me a massage and shit. I think so. Yeah. It's got a fucking, yeah. Yeah. The only thing it doesn't have is a cup holder. Right. Yeah. I noticed that the other day. What the fuck? You got to cook with one hand now. Well, Christ fucking, it almost does it for you. Yeah. AI technology. It's good. Scans your face to open it up. It's crazy. Auto lock mechanism is fucking awesome. No, it is really cool though. The smoker on the side. I was like, yeah. Dude. Yeah. That's going to be real nice. We do a brisket. Oh, man. Get that going all day and then finish it off. And then the person that's like, I don't want brisket to be like, cool, cook yourself a fucking hot dog on this other part, you know? Here's a hot dog. What do you need? No. Oh. I'm going to be the bug guy. Yeah. No. No. That grill is really cool though, Roger. I'm happy for it. Let's throw something in that smoker for Speakfest. Mm. It's a huge thing happening. Yeah. Super exciting about like three day festivals. Yeah, a little three day festival in the back is me Lakers here. That's going to be fun. And the only person that's allowed to camp with a driveway is me. Ha ha. Motherfucker. Anybody else can throw their camper in the driveway. Not actually mine though. They can park it behind the green door. I need that whole front. That's how it goes. Need to stagger in the space. Yeah. No shit. Dude. Yeah. Because I don't want to walk into someone else's trailer. You know? Yeah. I don't think it is at all. No. No, but that's going to be real fun. That's going to be a blast. Yeah. We've got a couple bands playing. Yeah. At least one. You know, we're going to have a good time. Maybe some karaoke. We could do some karaoke. Do that. That'd be neat. Some karaoke. But yeah, it's going to be, you know, breakfast, lunch, dinner. We're going to have a huge potluck dinner on, I believe, what Saturday? That's a big day. Yeah. Yeah. Big potluck dinner, you know, line up those big tables. Yeah. I'd love to do a shrimp boil. But no, fuck that. That's other people are paying for it. We ain't doing it. Yeah, it'd be a couple months away, but it's going to be going to be a lot of fun. Lots of fun. It's going to be really cool, man. We've never played in front of like water before. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't trip. Well, no, it's not my fault. I'm fucking sitting down. Yeah. Everybody. Dennis is out there. I don't want to. Wow. Yeah. This is just fucking zapping everybody. Oh, it's flashing and shit. No, but that's the one thing is I'm kind of jealous, you know, because I'm going to be sitting on a pool and everyone's going to be or I'm going to be sitting on a pool. No, I'm going to be sitting. Let's just have drums. Drum set on a floating. Put a little piece of plexiglass over half the pool and you play your drum. That'd be fucking sick, dude. No, that's too much money to it, but I'd be like the band at the wind casino when we're out there one time. Oh, sitting on the water? The band was. Yeah. They had the waterfall behind them and they had a plexiglass stage, so the band was performing over the water. That's really cool. That'd be really cool. Yeah. I'm going to be sitting there, just sweating my ass off why, you know, I can just see Eric in the pool relaxing, you know, because he wants to be in the sound, you know, he wants to be like right there. But yeah, whoever's in the pool, they're going to have a fucking blast. All that sound coming at him and you're sitting right there. Literally making your waves. Yeah. Rope off my own section of the pool. Rope off your own section. Yeah, the VIP section of the pool. How do we get in there? It's $150 a minute or you can stay on that side. It's a couple of house payments. You can go wherever you want. It'd just be you and Don's floating on the VIP side. But it's like one of those ones with like the buoys every like two feet to that be sick caution tape around it. It's a fun red velvet ropes. Yeah, that's what I'm picturing is red velvet ropes by the ladder. So everyone has to climb out. Yeah. Walk out the VIP wristbands and shit. Yeah. Well, where can I get one of those I only bought to get a two pack online? Yeah. Actually, I got a hundred of them coming. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, for the conference. Oh, yeah. So we ordered the VIP ones. Oh, yeah. That is right. Nice. I forgot about that. I'll be there. That'll be cool. Yeah. That is coming out. I'll be there. So come and see me. I'm famous. Just I'll be there. Dude, we should. Yeah, because we got to get shirts going and we should be there and promote our fucking business at this conference. Yeah. That'll be great. Who's the business? Hi, we're down. We're down as kids. Yeah. Listen to our podcast. Yeah. She'll kick it out. Yeah. I know really. She'd like better not promote that shit in my conference. Yeah. Well, you're going to play at it until they switch the date. Yeah. They switched the date. Sadly, one of our band members is going to be enjoying one of the coolest concerts ever. Yeah. I'll be asked. Yeah. Well, that Thursday, we got a what a Prince impersonator for the for the rip fast Thursday night and then and then Sunset Boulevard's plan to plan on Friday. Yeah. They're playing on Thursday. Oh, they're playing on Thursday. Okay. So I'll do anything Friday. I don't know if they're got another gig Friday or not. All right. They'll be monger that Saturday. Oh, got you. Okay. Yeah. I thought they were playing down there Friday. Yeah. But yeah, I thought they were playing Friday too. It's going to be Thursday. Oh, cool. I wonder if they move those days. Yup. But yeah. No, that's good. Pretty fun. Yeah. Oh, he got the burp. Yeah. Get the burp. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty bad. Yeah. It was like a Jolly Rancher. Jolly Rancher boy. And Jolly Rancher boy. Oh, yeah. It's probably one of them days. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably about that time, eh? All right. About that time we can ring and ding it. [bell ringing] Last call for alcohol. Oh. [music] This is the last call for alcohol this evening. [music] Drink up, drink up, drink up, and order again. [music] This is the last call for alcohol. Oh, last call. You guys ready for more of the Spencer process? Yeah. Keep rolling. You're gonna go first? Okay. Yeah, sadly. [clears throat] Sadly. I can go first, both first, everything. So, here's the deal. Well, me, Hayden, Chris, and one day we just got drunk and went to an escape room and I didn't do very good. But, I always thought that would be super fun to get absolutely hammered and go to an escape room because I feel like I'm more genius than I am. [laughs] Like sober. You know, when I'm gone. Awful, sober. I can only imagine how terrible I'd be drunk. Yeah, no. I feel like I'm good. I feel like I'd be okay. Like, if we had a group before, I would find one clue. You know what I mean? Or just focus on something that has nothing to do and be like, "Guys, it's fucking written right here." And they're like, "It's just the wallpaper." You know what I mean? [laughs] But, have you guys ever seen like that mystery spot billboard on the highway? Yeah. I've never been there. Yeah, another one. It's all about the UV, isn't it? I don't know where it is. It's the UV. Yeah. It's the highway too, I believe. Oh, that's why I've seen this so much. Yeah, so anyway, I've always wanted to get hammered and go there because I wonder what the fuck it is. It's a mystery. Well... You do really? You do really? Yeah. Because it gives you directions to it. Gravity is all wonky there and shit. You can walk upside down on the ceilings and shit. It's fucking wild. How the fuck can you walk upside down? Yeah. It's a mystery. We're all hanging from the earth now. Well, we are all hanging from it. We are all walking upside down. Yeah. Fucking mind blowing my rage one time. Yeah. He'll tell you how we're not really hanging out, we're just hanging off, you know? We're hanging on. That's what it is. Hanging from the earth. Yeah. Hanging off and jacking on. Yeah. So when people say they're hanging out, it's like, "No, fuck you're not, dude. You're hanging on." You know? Because really, you let go. You're fucked. And you're gone. And there you go. And out of straight. That's what it is, yeah. Gravity stops for a minute and you're fucking scone. Yeah, exactly. You're out there burning in the sun. And people just saw a thing out interviewing some girl that I saw it online and she's like, "Sign to say, you know, that we can't go to the sun because it's too hot. Why don't they do sun astronauts there at night?" I had to repeat this thing like six times saying, "How fucking stupid can a person be?" Yeah. Wait till this, yeah. Wait till nighttime. You can go to the sun. Cause she thinks the sun and moon are the same thing except it just turns off. Yeah. Yeah. There's one guy who's the only job is to pull the chain. We have an ad for now. Time. He's just fucking, yeah. He's pulled the chain. Turn this on off now. It's a moon. Yeah. Well, they used to be. Now, you know, they added it into the International Space Station where now it's just a clicker. I think I'm fucking remote. I'll remote. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You're almost late, mate. We both start the sun. He put our Alaska like, "God damn it. The fucking remote died again." The badder has been out for a month. We sent a team of dogs and they're like, "What are you doing?" Man, that guy took PTO again. Clicker guy died. Nope. It's that, yeah. And Alaska happens every year. So they just think he goes on his one week vacation or what. How long is it? Is it a month after? I think there's a month of darkness and a month of some straight sunlight. Yeah. That would drive me nuts. But the darkness is kind of cool. Because Johnny's up there and he told me that they fucking, in the cities, they have like stadium lights. So it looks daytime. In the daytime, they just turn them on. Yeah. And it's like day. So there is a clicker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Basically. And I'll ask you. Why don't they go to the sun at that time during that month? Yeah, no shit. Look, as I couldn't find it. It's not there. It's too dark. It's too dark. So it went on vacation and didn't tell anybody how it was going. The sun was like, "All right. Doose." I'm out. I'm not gonna believe it. Yeah. Fucking gone. Fucking soul about. No. So wait, what? No. Well, yeah, that was it. Oh, that was it. Yeah. So I just really want to go there drunk because I don't know what it is. So I feel like I'd be more amazed. Yeah. Because somebody told me they were like, "I want to go there and be fun." Yeah, we should. Well, yeah. So someone told me I worked and they were like, "Well, I went there when I was nine. It was really cool. But I feel like if I go there now, it's gonna be stupid." So I'm like, in my mind, I was like, "Well, if I go there, drunk, it's gonna be fucking awesome." So if I go there sober, I think it's stupid. Yeah. I walk in and it's just a woman there with her leg spread saying, "Find the mystery spot." And I go, "Nope." Yeah. She'd still there. Nobody's photos. Oh. There you go. The mystery spot. You figure right now, it ought to be like a gravity pocket. Anyway, travel more to your ass so you don't fall in. That was good. Oh, my God. Eddy, chair off. Not jack off, but chair off. Oh, yeah. What happened? Well, we were on Midland Street one night. So I was right then there, I was right. Yeah, friends and I. And who the fuck was playing? Some country star was playing at Westtown. And he, so a bunch of people are at Westtown and they had to pay for tickets and stuff. And we didn't want us. We were at Lucky's. But the crew, the like, roadies for the band were hanging out in Lucky's. In Midland Street, Jeff, I don't know his real name, he's a shorter guy, long hair. We just called him Midland Street, Jeff. Fair enough. He likes to dance. He's a pretty good dancer, well, and he started talking to one of these guys and they started to dance off and they're like, you know, they're all going up against each other and this and that and kicking and break dancing and everything. Well, then Jeff fucking grabs a chair and starts like spinning it around and jumps on top of it, like backflips off of it and shit and is just like, yeah, and everybody was like, oh my God, you guys going to kill them though? Yeah, it was fucking wild man. So there was a, there was a chair off, there's a drunken chair off and whoever was playing. It was like Toby Keith or something, somebody big, it was some bigger name playing that night because there's a huge fucking motor coach outside next to Lucky's like sitting on right off of Midland Street there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was really cool. So we got to party with the roadies and, and, but I drank away the name. I can't tell you who the hell it was. Yeah, damn. But yeah, Midland Street, Jeff, man. Yeah. That dude was cool. He'd see him all the time. Huh. Oh, you're going to dance to the crazy at the last gig that these guys did. He's that guy off to the side. Oh, yeah. Just making love to himself and the fucking possessed. Yeah. No, he was like, you look like he was about ready to fucking kill somebody. I know. Did you ever, did you talk to Mason about it at all? No. He was terrified. Yeah. He was scared too. He kept looking at. I heard one. Yeah. Don't make it. Mason kept looking at me and he goes, please watch me. Like I, I don't want to die today. Like he thought that he was going to club him or something like because Mason said he got like as close as like a foot away from him at one point. Yeah. He was like, what the fuck is going, like Mason goes hard. But this guy was going nuts, you know, he look like he was arguing with somebody that wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Hey, he felt the music man because we did. We played some dark, we played some dark songs out there. We really did. We got. Yeah. Not that type of stuff. Well, fucking Dennis came up and I was like, Hey, man. He ready. He goes, fuck, I forgot my guitar. So I'm, I'm jazzed. And I was like, Oh, I was like, don't, don't bring that vibe. He's like, no, I'm fine. He's like, I just, I brought out of all the things he forgot his fucking guitar. Yeah. Cause he had, he had good. He could have called me, could have called me. I could have brought it. He didn't know. He didn't know. We sat up, yeah. He didn't know what we were setting up and he goes, where the fuck is my guitar? And I ain't left to hear. Well, at least we hope and the microphones were like, God, I hope they have Mike's. Well, normally they do for ex normally, but then the first band had their own and we're like, yeah, oh, no, yeah, I was like, what the fuck, you know, had to take two, two trips there, two trips back up there. Yep. Raj, what do you got for last call? What should I come up with? You can talk about how you went to a bar and couldn't drink anything. Because you were too fucked up. That was that same night. I know it was. It got there. And he's, he's already. He's already drunk. Yeah. Oh, very good. I'm fucking Roma coke since 11 o'clock that morning. Yeah. I, I, that was full. The guy. That was full. Yeah. I couldn't drink anything. It was so funny. I, you know, Roger's drunk when every place that we like have a group gathering and we're sitting and talking, he always finds something to lean up against. He was like up against the fence like this, like over at the bar, he's leaning on the bar. But he's like, you want some? You want a Bacardi? You want to be a rewind? You're just like, no, no, no, I've never seen a man turn down so many already bought and drinks. I know. You know, and one day they were like, dude, I'll go get you one. He's like, I, I can't. I just started collecting coupons for me. No, no, I'll take a rain check ticket. Yeah. No, I appreciate everybody offering, but yeah, it was, I was full. I had no room to drink. No capacity. No room. Well, it was funny because I think we were about to leave and I was like, where the fuck is Eddie? And he was like, oh, yeah. I turned around. He's still got a pitcher of beer. He's just drinking up out the bag. He's like, I'm fucked up, man. He's just drinking. I was like, there he is. We couldn't find you for like 45 minutes. Oh, really? He's just out back. Okay. Well, you were in the, um, reserve section, it's not like you were like gone. Yeah. You were just, you were outside, you know, probably colder than it was inside. Holy shit. Yeah. You backed up the thing to 92. Yeah. And it was funny that first man wasn't even that loud, the, the faith band. Oh, yeah. So great. They're like, I remember it's so loud. You need to turn it down. They're like, you have no idea. Yeah. Well, that was funny because Nate, the one who was running sound, Nate Griffin, he was good dude. He was a drummer for that band. Yeah. And he, he brought sound for excellency and they were like, Hey, your sound check was really loud. Can you turn down? And he looked at the bartender and was like, do you know who's headlining tonight? Uh, they're not going to turn down. If you tell them they need to turn down, they're going to turn up. So, uh, I guess just deal with it like in the bartender was like, oh my God, walked away or whatever. We didn't hear any complaints, but I guarantee they were bitching, you know, they were probably bitching. But oh yeah. Yeah, it was just funny. Cause that first band wasn't even loud. And they were like, sorry, they're really loud. Can you tell them to turn down? It's like, do I look like I run this thing like, no, they me, cause it came up to me and she was like, she just told me to tell her, she just told me to turn her, tell them to turn down the fuck do I look like? I was like, you're just closer to them. I don't know. You maybe you could just go turn down, but probably not a good idea of working at this age. Yeah. Cause that's the thing. It's funny. At any time anybody is like, Hey, John, turn down. He's just like, yep, he turns it out, you know, it's funny. It goes back to a Dow story that they had. They played for Dow. Okay. One day him and Eric and they were pissed that they weren't a coot. They were like, well, I thought you guys were an acoustic band and it was him and Eric and they were like, we are. And they were like, no, acoustic doesn't sing. And John goes, you know, it's called the acapella and, or not acapella, but he's like, I don't know what he said, but he's basically was just like the two acoustic instruments. That's an acoustic band, man, like, you know, and then at one point they told them to turn down and so they notched it down a little bit or whatever. They played one of their melodies and at the ending, Eric turned around and turned to both up and they played really loud for it. Yeah. Nice thing. A lot of people think acoustic is, is this no electric, you know, or no singing because they both had a, or they both had acoustic guitars, but they were plugged in. Yeah. They thought it was instrumental. Oh, yeah. It's an instrumental band. Yeah. Not, no, uh, no subwoofers and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Cause a pair of aces are good. You know, they're good. Yeah. No. But yeah, they paid, they got paid a lot of money and they already got paid. So they're like, all right, we're going to play for 30 minutes and leave then, like, we were supposed to play for two hours, but fuck them. They're yelling at us. So we're out of here. Yeah. Hey, you know, it's Dao. So everyone's like, but yeah, fuck yeah, fuck them, you know. They got enough money. Yeah. I really could have hired a band. I separate band later that night anyway, but no, but no, that's good. Yeah. I enjoyed this. This was fun. Yeah. I know. We haven't done an hour showing a while. Yeah. That's stuff. Yeah. Thanks for hanging out with us tonight. Thank you to Ideal Party Store for giving us our untitled art. Seltzer. Woo hoo. That was fun. Yeah. Those good stuff. I want that kettle corn and yeah, heck yeah, 989.network, BBB Babbel.com. Check out patreon.com/989network and as Ernest Hemingway said, always do sober. What just said you do drunk? Cheers. Cheers. Do you love terrible B movies? Fans of wrestling and power Rangers? Tap into Amityville Studios and join Rick and Eric for some side splitting laughter and great banter on wide arrange of conversations. Find out where all podcasts can be found. Wide arrange of conversations with Rick and Eric. Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll see you next time. [ Silence ]