Basement Bar: Beers & Babble
Cobblestone for Episode 50!
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In no way should be taken seriously. They are idiots. In fact, this podcast should not be listened or viewed by anyone. But regardless, welcome to the basement bar, beers and babble. Cheers. I didn't give my balls a squeak. I didn't give my balls a squeak. Well, welcome back to the basement bar, beers and babble. We're two of us drinking one listen. Yeah. That's right. It doesn't appear to be that way. So we're on it tonight. We have the man the myth, the legend, the cobblestone, Hayden, cobbly back in the studio. Yeah. I didn't want to make it seem like he doesn't drink at all. It's just we're drinking. And he was like, yeah, I don't really want to. We're like, well, he drinks ciders and stuff. And so we don't have any of that. We're not rich. We don't have that around here. Yeah. We have. But welcome back, Hayden. Welcome back. See you back. It's good to be back. Yeah. How's your week been, bud? What's happening? It's been good. It's been good going camping on Thursday. I'm going camping tomorrow. Yeah, you are. You are. We're not going camping together though. No, it doesn't. Oh, yeah. The show got canceled. Yeah, the show got canceled. Yeah. Yep. Cancel the show. John Man's sick, but let him leave. You know, he needs to. But he can't go to sleep. They were just like, yep, you have to stay up. And he was like, what kind of fucking sickness is this? But he has it all in his lungs. So if he sleeps, it'll settle. Aww. And he has to like stay up and call. Aww. He's got that influenza. He's got a turning call. He's got the alpha fluenza. Yeah. He's got that big boy. Yeah. No, I'm good. You know, like, yeah, it's sad. It sucks that we're not playing, but at the same time, I'd rather have him get healthy for our next show. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so they're just playing two, feeling like a tub of shit. Yeah. Just probably one feeling great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. The show must go on. Yeah, but I'm camping anyways. There he is. He's back. But no, I'll be chilling by a campfire anyway. I'm taking the trailer out. You ought to be. Doing some glamping, I guess they call that. Yeah. Yeah, we're at that. Are you sniffing burps again? No, does that smell like something's burning? It's probably his fucking... No, because it definitely smells like something's burning. Do I... I was about to be like, do I fucking stroke? It smells like a furnace, like, chicken. Oh, it probably is. Or do they turn the furnace on instead of the fucking AC and psychos? Well, that's how Donna would roll. She's like, it's nice and green. Grab me a blanket. Yeah. Oh. Oh, it does. Yeah, right. Actually, bad. What is that? I don't know. Should we investigate? I don't know, should we? I mean, we don't have an escape. So if the fire's coming, we're done. We're all going to see Jesus today. Yeah, fuck. For real. Who's burning? I don't know. All right. Well, I like that a little. All right. Let's pause and investigate. After these messages, we'll be right back. Hey, pal. Yeah, use. Yeah. I see you're looking at that sports illustrated for a little bit more than the swimsuits. If you do really like sports, I highly suggest checking out Cross Faded Sports on the 99 Network. These boys are out there spitting all the facts about all the sports. So if you like sports and anything beyond that, and you like drinking and a little bit of that thing, then yeah, I highly suggest Cross Faded Sports on the 99 Network. Wow. Well, we think we found the source of it. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah. And the ceiling there, we had to call big roge down, have them investigate. I don't know. You had to fix the fucking. Ooh. Yeah. I was spooky. Unplugged some stuff. Okay. Too many things. All the things. But none of the things at all. Yeah. Oh, damn. Well, welcome back. I forgot what the fuck we were talking about now. That's what we're talking about. A week's. Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Bob, how's it going? It's going. Yeah. Let's see. We went golfing on Saturday. That was pretty awesome. Down in the pier. That was fun. Smeag was late. I was late. He had medicine in the fifth hole. I did. We got drunk. And then I went to a party with my wife afterwards, and then Smeag's and Corey almost got arrested. We almost did. And fun. That was a scary moment. Yeah. A hard drop. What happened there? Or is that your last call? No. No. Yeah. Yeah, that would be nice. Yeah, I'll do it. Okay. All right. All right. And then, yeah, it just went to work last week. After that. Well, Sunday did the things and then went to work. Oh, wow. Nice. Yeah. That's a pretty normal week sounding. Yeah, there you go. The most boring week ever. It ought to be. Yeah. Friday night. We had a, we had a quote unquote work meeting over at Spencer's house. Oh, we did. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. We went to the palace and had dinner. Yeah. And then came back. Grab some burrs and Ricky and Eric met us over at Spencer's house. Yeah. Watched some. We watched the fucking Devil's Grove. Yeah. Yeah. Fin road. Yeah. That was neat. Yeah. You said I've always lived by. And I never knew that there is a demon. He said it was pretty good. Yeah. It was pretty good. Well, the thing is the thing. The demon. The demon. He said demon. I put, I have a tough end sometimes and anyway, he's still, are you still sniffing it? Do you smell it again? Oh, I don't know. Maybe it is. Some more. Mr. sniffies. Uh oh. Big garage down and investigation again. But uh, no, um, yeah, that was great. The only thing that scared me about it was like, you know, you think like, oh, you watch something that something's haunted and this for real is, but they figured out that it wasn't like someone who died in the house or never lived there. It was like an inhuman demon. Yeah. It was like a crows or something. Yeah. They were saying not like the cousins in the aunt or something like that. The cousin in the aunt like did like a Ouija board, like the Satan, like summoning shit and basically it was like a demon from hell. Yeah. And it wouldn't like, it was like crawling, like it crawl. Yeah. Yeah. Creepy. It's terrifying. Mr. Snickers. Yeah. Yeah. And then we, uh, we had to follow that up with comedy. So then we ended up watching stand up comedy till five o'clock in the morning. Spencer's like, I got to be up at five thirty to go golfing. Yeah. And it was like three thirty and it was like, well, we could just like, you know, not nice. Smell it again. It does be stinking like burning stuff and oh, it's a neon. Oh, sad panda. Okay. Well, maybe it's just too much, but investigation over with. Yeah. No, I have fun. The Kings of comedy. That's awesome. That is so good. It's such a good entertainer. Well, you know, Hugh Glee and Bernie man, Steve, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey, yeah. Back when he had hair. Yeah. Yeah. Back when he had hair. He was funny. He was funny. He is funny. He was talking about if black people were on the Titanic. Oh my God. It's so good. They'd be flipping. He was like, they'd be flipping tables over going. Grab it. Grab a napkin and start blowing it. Yeah. And he's like, he's like the whitest thing ever was the band played as the ship went down. And as soon as that thing starts rocking, cool, and the gang be unplugging amps. Yeah. They'd be like, all right. Wrap it up. In the game. He was like rapping cords up. He's like, come on. We only got minutes to get this shit out of here. They got to save the equipment. That's so funny. Oh man. Kings of comedy. If you haven't seen it, you can buy it on Amazon, I believe. Yeah. Yeah, it was real good. Yeah. Real good. Well, we had a fun time. All right. And the one reason my week's been great is Shorzy season three dropped on the 21st. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So Shorzy season three is back out there and I fucking can't give you a mausage on tip fucker. Oh, I love it. Shorzy is so good. Never watched Shorzy. Oh, it's really good. Better than letter Kenny or letter Kenny in my, uh, in my eyes. So, yeah, but my week's been, you know, okay, you didn't finish your week. Go ahead. Finish your week. Yeah, we got. How was your week? We got canceled on Saturday, fucking show up at nine o'clock to load in. For the pride fest. Yeah. Hey, hey, before you. What? When somebody says, how was your day? You said week. Well, either way, just say it's good and shut the fuck up. Yeah, you're a man. All right. It's a go on like 10 minutes. No, this road just doesn't really help for the audio medium. This just shut the fuck up. Yeah. Just this whole podcast is, Hey, how you doing? Good. So what are you, what are you interested in? Good things. Things stuff. Hey, why do you Hitler kill himself? Because he didn't want to pay the gas bill. It'd be true, though, could be true. That's funny. Oh, that was bad. That was funny. That was a good answer. Yeah. I just had to say that because Hayden's here. Absolutely. He sees Hayden and he goes, you know what's funny about Hitler? You got to get the bad dead jokes over him. There you go. Absolutely. I do. I do. I do. Ramblin man. Yeah. Yeah. We got fucking cancer Saturday. Go ahead. Oh, no, go ahead. No, no, you go ahead. No, you go ahead. Stop it. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Speaking of go ahead. What happens Saturday? Pop. But on that thing. Oh, my God. That's all you see. That's all you see. Not you do. That's all you do. I don't know what that is. Because you didn't. You know, social media. I got a they were talking about it at work today and don't read it loud, but I'll show you. And. Oh, well, he's reading that and you're about the you're about the skinny guy that moved to Alaska. I did not. Came back a big bus. Big Husky fucker. Get Huskies. No, you're tracking. Okay. Anyway, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday because it was still that same night. I think I slept about. Saturday night. So, yeah, I got a fresh. I eat Craig. Freshy. Yep. Hold on. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Saturday. Well, you got him under the county and don't even have him in the fridge. Feel it. Fucker. They're fresh. Are there any any good beers in there? There's two quarters. Oh, there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, any way, Eddie, please tell. Oh, we're up till five. How was your week? Shut up. Sir, up till five o'clock in the morning and I went to sleep again for two hours and then got back up, shaved shower and headed down to the park to load in for pride fest. And we're walking down there and they're putting tables away and I was like, the fuck is happening? And one of the, yeah, one of the tournament or one of the directors there was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of the TDs was there and they, um, TD Bank, they, 80 D. Yeah, we're like, well, because it's supposed to thunderstorm starting at 10 o'clock and then go all day is like, we're we're canceling. I was like, Oh, man, the lady next to me, I like, are you fucking serious? She's like, I just drove up from Detroit. Like, oh, yeah. That's terrible. Yeah. She was living. But yeah, then we hung out for a little while, talked to some people and then we had lunch at Mulligan's. Oh, yeah. I went back home and slept for another three, four hours. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was still a good day. We weren't able to get out there and, you know, advertise and get things going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll take it off from Friday. So Friday, Friday was really good. Uh, got out of work. Well, I'm spent some time with my dog and I was like, you know what, I'm hungry. So I headed to the palace and to my surprise, Eddie was there. So I was like, Oh, fuck you, you know, he's in the corner of the bar pan about ready to leave. Oh, yeah. I just had a beer with Dean. Yeah. Dean leaves and Spencer walks in. I was like, Hey. And I was like, I was like, the fuck are you going? And he was like, Oh shit. And I was like, you can have a beer. So I bought him a beer and, uh, he was like, Oh, Tiffany's still asleep. Like her food. Well, still warm. You know, I got a lot of beer. So I had a beer. I ate an entire meal and then we left and, you know, he did his thing and then popped over to my house. We did that whole thing Friday and then Saturday. I showed up to golf late and Le Pier and met him at whole five, but the guy was really nice to me. He was just like you with Corey and I was like, yeah, I'm actually and he goes, all right. Uh, I'm taking $15 off and go meet him. And he's like, Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And I was like, sweet. And, um, so I paid real quick and got the hell out there and met him. And it really wasn't that far of a drive. Like I literally went down that hill and there you guys were because I went through nine. Like I was like, they're on five. So I started because there was like 15 what? What's what? Le Pier country club. Oh, yeah. Okay. I've never played there country club, you know, country club. It's a beautiful course. Yeah. That's what I heard. And you know what's weird is we played it early the last time we went and the grounds were really hard this year. The grounds were still fucking really hard on the T box. Well, last time you went, it was it was fresh. Remember they wouldn't let us. Yeah, they wouldn't let us play right away like at our T time because there was frost on somebody's roof like that they could see. No, it was all over the. We could not put our T's in the T box. Yeah, I know. But they wouldn't even let us go out. They were like, yeah, but they were like, they were like, you have to wait until that frost gets off that dude's roof. I remember that because we were standing in a lobby by the bar. But anyway, played it. It was fun, you know, got drunk and then we went to this park where we like stood in the creek and like walked around drank some beers talk to each other and then like gave a disc golf for a beer. It was really funny. And because he had kids and he didn't like no hesitation. He was like, well, these guys got the setup and we're like, yeah, we got beer. You want one. And without hesitation, he's like, yeah, I'll take one. I was like, yeah. He wasn't like, are you sure? I was like, no, you don't have to do that. It was just like, yeah, give me a huge boy. And yeah, he took it and just slugged that thing down. I'm like, I'm a boy. Yeah. Immediately cracked. He just kept walking. He kept pulling. Thank you, at least. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's very appreciative. Just give me a fucking beer. That disc golf course, that disc golf course, like intertwined so much that we kept seeing him to eventually we were just like, listen, if you want to fuck another beer, you could just have one. Oh my God. I ended up just walking with him and talking to him. Yeah. And then we were talking to him and one of his kids tried to say something and he's like, I fucking talking. Turns to us. He goes, kids just don't understand. We were like, holy shit, right? Kids like 14, 15. Yeah. And he full line like it was like an angry scream and I didn't know because I was laughing until I looked at him. He's like, Jesus fucking Christ. So I was like, damn. A lot of that. Bless me. Yeah. We had said by the Hayden and his wife and his kid in the parking lot and he left and me and Corey were like, ah shit, want another beer? Yeah. Let's sit on. You know, Corey was like, what's up with my car? Let's talk. So we're talking, right? Having this beer and we're drinking. And then all of a sudden, an undercover cop car pulls up, right? All black had the two shiners on like brush guard lights and everything. Fills and parks right next to Corey while we're talking. We didn't miss eye contact. We were still looking at each other. I fucking put the beer in my pocket open. Corey's like fucking hiding it behind his side. And Corey just looks at me and he goes, me, we're fucked. We're fucked. We're down. We're done. So anyway, I'm kind of like side item. Yeah. About a hundred feet away from you guys. Yeah. There's a birthday party and a pavilion. For like a toddler. Awesome. There's the baby. Wow. And that's when you want beer. Honestly. Honestly. And I don't mean to be rude. Fries in. But out walks this like 25, 30 year old girl with a limp, like this, I mean, just fucking couldn't even get it together. You know, like. That was the officer? No, no, no, no. Oh, I was not a cop. On the cresp of like wheelchair. You know what I'm saying? Cusp. Like one fucking one pebble in her way would put her out for her life. Dang. Yeah. But she had a slurpee and I was like, Corey, we're fine. He goes, no, it's me. He's like, listen, I've been in this situation before. We're like, we're fucked. And I was like, Corey, turn around and look and he's like, I was like, Corey, turn around and look. And he looks. We just bust out laughing. And I was like, and we like, for the next five minutes, our hearts were still sunk. We're like, Jesus Christ. And he goes, can we just chug our beers? You know, what? Yeah. This point, I said, Jesus Christ and Hayden goes, come on, I got out of here. Take it. Never mind. Just listen. It was just funny. You know what I'm saying? Like we thought we were fucked. It's just like that person parked right next to us scared the shit out of us and then there she goes. You know, it took her 15 and a half minutes to get 20 yards. She knew it too. She's like, yeah, she's going. Got there. That's up. Yeah, bugging. Oh, my gosh. Do you remember that? Do you remember that girl we went to school with? I forgot her name. Oh, yes. Yeah. I do remember. I was about to say it, but I do not yet. But basically that a little worse though. Wow. Yeah, she had one of those extendo straws, so she didn't have to lift it up. And a girl improvise, adapt, overcome, record, yeah, no, so that's how my side of that. Oh, good. That my week basically ended because I think I'm still going through the heart attack. Yeah. It was scary though. Yeah. Because there was no hiding it. Like I couldn't even stand straight. I was like, yeah, man, we're like talking and I'm like still fumbling. And then that happens. I was like, ah, like I was probably like, I'm not looking. I'm not looking. Like it's like when you got monsters in your bedroom and you're like, put your, you go into the covers, you're like, I can't see them. They can't see me. Yeah. Right. I put the fucking beer in my pocket. The fucking there's, you know, like a leak coming out of my pocket. Oh my God. Yeah, it was bad. Like it was just just a bad situation. Well, they're not my week's been great, but you guys have been golfing every week in a league. How's that going? We are the bottom of the league. Yeah. We're the absolute last, but we are the one where the most fun he wants to play with. Yeah. Because we normally, we normally get off maybe a par birdie off the first hole, and then it's just, we go on a streak. We go on a streak. We get, we. But then you start drinking. We each get two holes and then we start drinking. I start smoking a little bit of weed and then we just down down. It goes downhill. Yeah. But that's okay. We're there and have fun. Yeah. How do you want to skin like four weeks ago? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I got. What skin was it? I got, I took birdie on the first hole. And then the rest. I have a bogeys. Oh yeah. And then I shot a nine and then a ten. He chipped in for a bogey though. I did. On hole 17, I chipped in for a bogey. I was still. That still feels good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When you get it in, when you're not on the green, you're like, yeah. Golf is stupid. And then you're celebrating. The guys were like, all right. Well, I still take the point and you're like, yeah. But fuck you. Because I chipped it in. And then last week, it was like 97 degrees out and we were just, we were fucking hopping from tree shadow to tree shadow. But this Jeep, yes, real man of genius. He fucking brought his Milwaukee fan. Big tool. And ratchet strapped it to the front of the fucking golf cart. I'll throw the pictures up on the website. Yeah. But it was, that was awesome. There was a nice breeze, but in the moments that there was no shade of breeze had died. We just. I remember we turned the fan off one time when the other guys were teeing off and we were like, wait and like shaking to turn it back on because like that breeze is just so nice. Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. You just set it. I don't know. Didn't crack it. Yeah. Yeah. Probably gonna go bonio lady. Hey, that's your parents. It's got to happen. I don't live here. They can shake the house if they want. They can rock the shack. You know, that thunderstorm this morning fucking shook the hell out of us. Oh, yeah. That was right. That was crazy. What happened? There was a thunderstorm. This. Oh, up here. Yeah. No, it was down here. It was. It was awesome. That hit when I was driving. I was going through sagging on and it was just down pouring. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible. Yeah. Oh, you were talking about Corey. Doesn't he run a business or something? Oh, yes. Small builders. Small town builders. Small town builders. Yeah. Small town Titans. Yeah. Small town builders. We were expecting to have him on the podcast soon. But yeah. Expecting to have him on the podcast soon. I can't wait and he'll get out, get out here and tell us a little bit about his business. Yeah. Heck yeah. Small town builder. He's actually been contracting Bob over here out. Yeah, because he started a business now too. Yeah. I do drywall. Yep. Yeah. I mean, cobbly and sons drywall. Yeah. Cobbly and sons. Yep. Yep. Only got one right now. But you know, just waiting for that to pass materializing it. Yep. Yep. But yeah. No, they do good work. Yeah. Small town builders. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Jack of all trades. Yeah. You can do everything. Well, on that note of advertising and talking about people, I have loved that kettle corn. Gotta have that. I want that kettle corn. Yes. I want that. We love you guys. Yeah, we do. Susie. Susie kettle corn. Oh, that's a cheddar in it. Flaming cheddar. Flaming cheddar. Gimmie at it. Yeah. Over it. Open it up. Thank you. Now a shout out for my sponsor. No, I'm just kidding. Everybody listen to this. Oh, yeah. That's ready for a hand. First bite. Yeah. Get your meat buzz in there. I'm going to get lots of sauce on that one. I'll get it. How is it? Yeah. That tastes like poop. No, I'm just kidding. It's delicious. It is. It's got a really good flavor. It is really good. Wow. Explosion in your mouth. Oh, he took a handful. He went for it. Yeah, he did. Very good. Oh. Reminds you of mac and cheese. Oh, like that good mac and cheese, you know? Yeah, with the jalapenos in it. Like famous days. Yeah. Yeah. That's good barbecue mac. Good barbecue mac. Oh. Dude, that's so good. Thank you. That light flavor of jalapenos is really nice. Yeah. All right, put it away. We can't be eaten. Yeah. No, thank you so much to Susanette. I want that kettle corn for Flamin' cheddar. You okay? Yeah. All right. I'm fine. Okay. I had to go drop some kids off at the pool. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. This makes it over half of his life was without you on this planet. I'm pretty sure you can handle himself. Damn. It's a good way to put it, but you never know. He don't get it. He ought to. It's just a head shake for you. I don't know what you guys are talking about. The disapproving dad. No, he literally said that you never mind. Yeah. It's just too much. I live half of my life without you. Yeah. Yeah. So you can handle it. Yeah. Yeah. I just like to be there. Can I not be a supportive son? No, you can't be there when I'm dropping the kids off. I'm not talking about that. You know what? You ought to put me in the fucking piece. What's the thing they use in shock that goes what's that thing? What? What? That tube? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. That picked a memory out of my brain. No, I'm going to stand in the corner of the bathroom every time you take a shit and do that. Let's go. Biggest supporter. I'm just standing there with the food. Thank you. That's the fucking. That's what I was talking about. Victory for Rogers. Jesus Christ. You fucking. Well, that's the horn. Yeah. That's like the big trumpet. You were talking about the food. No, I was talking about the food. Yeah, you need the food. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. You don't spin that. You blow into it. Yeah. Dumb. You think I know how to use that Mexican instrument? That fucking what is it? What? Excuse me. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, geez. One you got to do or one you get paid to do? After 10 years, your job still sucks. I like it. Dang. Dang. You guys are ruthless, man. That was you. That was funny. That was just dark. That was funny. That was funny. All right. I'm done with that. They haven't stopped. No, I don't. I want that. Cattlecorn. Yeah, the jalapeno is really good. You're a little bit off. You've got a little left. Put it on your mouth. Shove it in the lowest hole in your face. You've got a pretty mouth. It looked better with some kettle corn in it. Come on. Oh boy. Who's the sales guy right now? Oh, awesome. I want that kettle corn. They're going to hug your head and he's just going to be like, "Come on." Come on. Here it is. Here you go. Here you go. Put him in there. You're about to look at Helvel out better with some kettle corn in it. He didn't bite it. Then go for it. Well, he knows. A bass. Oh, yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. Roger, you are a bass snuck in your habitat, boy. You are lazy. Take care of him. Oh, Jesus. Holy hell. Christ, do I have a target on him? What else? Maybe. I'm going to cut the pine tree up. It was hanging over the fence. Oh, yeah. That's why she said that. Oh, yeah. There's a two-legs that have rake up a few pine cones. Filled four goddamn bags of pine cones. A few. In fact, it was out there today and it was like, I started picking them up. It was 12 of them. I just threw them back in their yard. There you go. I had a boy. Along with the branch. Along with the branch. With the branch. You're one of those. My neighbor threw a branch in my yard from my tree. Understandable, but I was like, man, it's a branch. Yeah. I could have put it, you know, I was standing right next to the trash. Oh, you kidding me. You know, I'm like, fuck her. You like to come up bitching at me because I was trimming the tree? Why? Yeah. That's funny. I'm due later to rake them up, so let her rake them up. Yeah. Fucking car shopping sucks. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I had a letter in the mail today from Garber Chevrolet that's like, I want to buy your car. Even if you don't buy one from me, I'll pay top dollar. I kind of wanted to call them and be like, so I owe 10 grand more than this thing's worth. Will you just fucking take it? Yeah. Actually, I just went to Garber today, and they're trying to work out a great deal for me by top. Oh, man, man, man. Other than that, like I tried Fini and Midland, and honestly, it's just, that ain't it. So this guy was like, well, see, the problem is I just don't want to do it. I basically, you know, you know, it's just stupid, but he couldn't even give it like, I just want fucking, I just want you to tell me, hey, like, I have this if you're willing to pay for it. Yeah. It's not like I'm going to agree to it, but just some of your Vin, some of your pitcher car, and then just get ghosted, like, fucking, I know it's shitty, but fucking just, I want to know what I can buy, you know, if I want to pay. I mean, there's online calculators like you can do your own shit. Well, no, I know what it's worth, but I want them to pay like eight grand more than that, you know? No, no. That's what I want to see today, though. He was like, I was like, listen, this is what it's Kelly Blue Booked, but I owe this much, and he goes, well, he's like, we're a small business. So normally we pay that for you guys and get you into that new vehicle so you can trust us and come to us for the rest of your life. And you're a young lad, and I was like, add a boy as they get added on to the next one. Well, no, they're going to tell me what they're going to pay for it because I need to know if I'm, how many thousands negative to add on to it, I'm going to add fucking seven or eight grand to alone. Fuck you. I want you to, I'll add two grand to alone. That's fine. Yeah. But seven to eight. Fuck you. Yeah, that's what I'd have to do for mine. It depreciated so fucking much. Mine depreciated over half of its total value in a year. Yeah. Welcome to vehicles. Like, hey, pay 26 grand for this, but you come back and sell it to me for a year? Fucking nine grand. You know, yeah. It's like, what? Boy, I didn't even pay six grand on this thing yet. Like, come on. Fuck me. Stupid. I hate it. Carshop. And yeah, sucks. It's not worth it. Yeah, it takes forever. And you got to sit there and you got, you know, or they got to go back and forth. That's why I want to go with Connor one time because that dude will be in and out in an hour. Yeah. And like, he's got a brand new vehicle. Yeah. But he does it all the time. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. The guy like, like sells up on cars. Please, sir. I'd like to speak. Oh, yeah. Right. Um, no, but he'll like, you know, he'll go in there with the car and he's like, you're going to pay me more than what I paid for it. And then I'm going to walk out with a better truck and I'll see you next month where you give me more money. And then eventually you're just going to be paying me a million dollars to take a car. And it's like, the guy is crazy. I asked him for advice once and I guess I fucked up in the beginning. I'll never be him, so I guess he just, you had to start good. Yeah. Yeah. You really did. He had to start on the smart way. That's what he did. He put 10 grand down on his first lease and that just kept building on it and took advantage of the market. Yeah. He really did. We're just fucked. Yeah. He controls it. We get fucked by it. It's, it's, you know, being smart to hell with a drug. Yeah. Which I could purchase it. 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I need to shut the fuck up. He's like three words max. Let people talk. You learn a lot when you just let people talk. I guess so. Are we going to kick ass tomorrow? Absolutely not. Yeah, I was just about to say, one of the weather is good or one of those rain. You should hear it sometime. Oh, I believe so. Pull up the weather. Sometimes they text me and they text me their scores. Like, hey, I shot this today. And I was like, fucking Jesus Christ. They're coming in with 18 whole scores. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Let me play nine. It's like Tiffany and I went back. Yeah. None of us shot over a hundred minutes. Yeah. I guess it was a 99. Oh, you're right. Play the seventh formula rule. It's not raining at all until three o'clock. Oh, but then it's supposed to stop. Sorry. I think we'll be fine. It's not raining at all till three and then it's going to stop. Were you guys playing? Yeah, three and four. Oh, really? Yeah. We got married. Yeah, shut out to Justin. No, no, no, right down the road there. Yeah. I want to give a shot. Hey, hey. I want to give a shout out to Justine, the base city. Justine. Yeah. She's been treating us very well out there. Absolutely. She led us into the VIP lounge last time. That was a lot of fun. VIP lounge. Yeah. Yeah. They just reopened their like fancy bar. I don't think she led us in. I think we were like just a lot of walking because it was like open. He's airing you out. Look, look. Look like you know what you're doing. Hey, big shout out also to six, seven. The guy, I forgot his name, but he cleans the cards and stuff afterwards. Oh, yeah. He's an SVSU football player. And he is, I was informed by another buddy who plays at the same course that he is not 21 yet. Oh shit. He's six foot seven and he's not even 21 years old. He's going places. Yeah. That's a big boy. Yeah. He's real nice guy too. Real nice guy. Yeah, he's very nice, very nice. Like skating fat big. No, like like six, seven, like big football player. Play tackle. Yeah. Yeah. Can't believe it. Oh, he was getting in the mood to Alaska. Then he came back to Husky. Came back a big Husky foot. All right. Yeah, boy. Huskies are dogs. Oh, thank you. See, I don't know dogs. But I know my fucking dogs. You know what I'm saying? Come here. No. Not you though. You're fine. You're all right. I'm just kidding. Look at them all hurt. What? Damn it. I did it again. Oops. I did it again. I played with your heart. Yep. No. Yeah, maybe actually. Is that Brittany? Yeah. Brittany. It's Brittany bitch. Yep. Before she cut off the hair. How do you feel about it, Raj? Yeah, she looks like you there for a little while. Damn. Damn. Damn. Me too. Damn. God damn. Tiffany has her book. She bought it today. It came out. Read that shit like two days. Like about the book about her like trauma childhood and shit. Yeah. It's been a book. Did you ever read this one? Yeah. That's a good one. Why would you want to read a book about Brittany's bear? Because it's Tiffany. I guess it was her arrow on Brittany. Yeah. Because that was the night. She's like, oh, I got the book. I can't wait to read it. And she's like, can we watch crossroads? The fucking Brittany Spears movie, which actually is not bad. It's not great. But it's not bad. You cried. It's got a lot of pretty ladies in it. So I'm always happy. You cried, didn't you? You cried. Probably. Every time he says a movie is not bad, I'm like, it made you cry. I didn't. I'm excited to cry. I cannot wait to see the new inside out. Oh, that's so good. I really enjoyed it. Oh, did you see it? Yeah, bitch. Yeah, I went to the Midland theater. We actually had VIP seats. We had a lot of things that were awesome. Yeah. They were fully reclinable. And then they had heat in them and everything. We paid $13 a ticket. That's it. And we were front and center. That's the fuck. Movies are up to $13 a ticket. No, some of them were 40. That's 13 is like super fucking cheap. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Movies are dumb right now. Do you get the dark hand job too for $40? No, not a bit. No, she does something. Well, unless you bring somebody. But yeah, no, we had a great time. And you want to go to the movies? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's anger. Oh, my God. He's so funny. Oh, here it is. If you were camping and you woke up and your ass was all lubed up and it was all gaped or anything. You know, you're like, oh, I got, I got did last night. Someone done did it. Would you tell anybody? Yeah. Who'd you tell? Well, everybody there and then figure out who's not looking at me and be like, you son of a bitch? Well, that wrote the joke. You're supposed to say no. Oh, no. Then I was going to say, you want to go camping? You're going to say this, you know, were you asking for a friend? I thought you were going to be like, if you're a camp and you woke up and some dude was sucking your dick, what would you do? I'd be like, what the fuck? You finish up and you get the fuck out of here. I act like you're still sleeping. You finish up and get the fuck out of here. That reminds me of a story. Oh, no. Wait a minute. Okay. Do you want to go camping? If you're camping, if you're camping and came across a bear, what would you do? Say, hey bear. Apologize and wipe it off. You had to think about it. Anyway, I guess for a guy to play with. He is the straightest gay man. I know. Well, the gayest straight man I know. Married. Well, which one? Has beautiful children. As he straighters again. Straight. Okay. When he was young, he used to help his mom at, she owned like a boutique. He used to help her like clean up at the end of the day. He used to stick a plunger on the ground and bounce on it. You know, you know what I'm talking about? Yep. He used to do that. Like, yeah. He was like 13, 14. Like a pogo sticker? Up he asked. Yep, yeah. And then later when he was in the army, he was in Colorado and he went to a party and ended up hooking up with this girl and went to her house. And the younger brother wanted to, wanted a piece of them. And he was just like, nah, nah, I'm here with the sister. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it. He's like, let him have it there. Short hair. And just let him go. Oh, no. He just let him go. He just let him get after it. Woke up the next morning, had breakfast with him and everything. Didn't look at him. Walked out the door. Yeah. Yeah. You finish up and you get the fuck out of here. Ready? Yeah. It's an old Dane Cook skit. Yeah, I know. Fuck. Yeah. Were you texting for him? No. Oh. Unreal. Indecisive wife. Oh, yeah. It's not only that. But once says something, the other one has a different way. Listen, you want to talk about Jesus? No. Sure. You don't want to talk about Jesus? No, we can talk about Jesus. You want to talk about Jesus? Let's talk about Jesus. We'll talk about the big guy. Big guy, big guy. All right. All right. The most wild transition. Listen. Listen. Listen. There's never a bad time at all. Beer was turning for a tune in for last call. It'll be about five minutes. Listen. Jesus Christ is awesome. Yeah. He's a superstar. That's Jesus Christ superstar. That is a movie. Indeed. That's a play. It's a musical. Okay. It's a movie musical to play. You know, it's all strike on both ends. Yeah. Together. That's facts. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Hayden has been doing a bunch of research and doing really well here. Doing a lot of learning. Couldn't it happen for me who begged him for six years, but. This means, you know, you know the path. You know the path I took. I think I sparked it. You sparked it. You sparked it. You sparked the path. I think I put the coals hot and it just took a while for that wood to burn. I think Sirius sparked the path. Oh, it could have. I think so. But I put it in the brain that it was possible. Well, I mean, I always knew about Jesus my whole life. Did I ever talk shit about Jesus? No. Why would you ever talk about Jesus? Exactly. Not a bit. You were your father Jesus. Why would you ever tell the bad about Jesus? Well, a lot of people do talk bad about him. You did? Me. To me. To you. Me too. Do you? Me too. Smaggy. Say hey. That's blasphemy. You ever watch Sam Kinison, the comedian? Oh, crazy. You really should. He for most of his life was a Baptist preacher and then he left the clergy to become a stand of comedian and vulgar. That's a career. That's a career. He is one of the greatest comedians to ever live. He died real young from a car accident. Fucking him. He put his fucking car underneath the semi. Yeah. That is crazy. I mean, it's awesome. I think it's 75, 73, something like that is HBO special. You got to watch. You have to watch. Move to where the food is. That was a really fucking good impression. Yeah. That was insane. Ow. Ow. Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. It's wild. You got it. Especially like now that you know more biblical principles because he talks about it a lot. It's fun. It uses them a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He goes kind of the other way. Yeah. Because he's always defected, but it's funny as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. He is. But anyway, what do you got about the big man? What do you want to know about the big man? I don't know. What do you been learning recently? What have I learned recently? I got lots of been learned. So I read through Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, twice. Gospels? Yeah. Very good. Very good. Oh, yeah. The good news. It's just the truth. The more you read it, the more you understand it, it's very eye-opening and you just can't, you can't get enough of it. You know, you're just hungry for it and you know, you keep reading and keep reading, you know, and move on. And I've only really, I've read the Bible when I was in basic training, covered cover, didn't understand anything of it. You know, I read the King James Version, which is very hard to understand. Yeah. And then after that, you know, it just kind of fell off. But now, you know, I have the Bible that I can understand and everything and it's a lot easier and the more you read, the more you understand and it's just without even trying you apply these principles to your life, you know, it's like, I don't even think about it. I just think about God and think about Jesus and like, those principles just automatically start applying themselves to my, to my everyday life without, without me, like, like consciously saying, oh, I need to be nicer to this person or I need to stop saying the Lord's name of vain or, you know, I just, you know, stop doing this, this and this and this and this. It just kind of, you know, the more I just think about Jesus, the more I just, it just naturally starts happening. Yeah. It's kind of a crazy, crazy thing. No, it's good. It's, you know, the one thing that Andy Stanley said, preacher out of Georgia was that, you know, if you've ever gone through life and you feel like you're missing some and you're filling it with alcohol or drugs or sex or whatever, it's just this appetite that you can't fill. He's like, that's, that's the Lord calling out to you. Like it's, and it was wild because I, I was always against it and, you know, had studied a bunch of different religions and was not, you know, just wanted to learn kind of everything and see where it was. And it was my buddy Marcus, Morgan. Yeah. And there. Good dude. Yeah. You really put a lot of things in perspective for me and added that practicality into it that like, hey, like add this into your daily life. And it literally, it started with make your bed in the morning. I know it sounds weird. He's like the first thing you do, make your bed in the morning. He's like, and it's going to start doing, you start to do these little habits. Yeah. I was in the military. Everybody quotes the make your bed in the morning speech. Yeah. And that was, yeah. That was, that's what kind of kicked it off. And then he added, he's like, well, read for like 10 minutes a day, whether it's in the morning at night, whatever it is, and go off on it and it changed. And it started to fill that weird void. Now I still drink like a fish, but now it's not because something's missing. It's because you enjoy want to. Yeah. And yeah, the, it's funny because we talked about this the other day when we were golfing about the, uh, in the gospel of, of John, it talks about the Samaritan woman at the, at the well. Yeah. Where Jesus asked her for a couple of water and, you know, they converse and everything. And, uh, he says, I, and you don't need what I will give you living water. Yeah. And essentially what that means is like you don't, you really don't need much else besides Jesus because he, he gives you the, the, the hope, the spiritual salvation, the nourishment that you really need. And that's, that's exactly. I feel like what Marcus was talking about saying that like, hey, like to drink the living water and enjoy his presence and confide in him and you, you know, it fills that hole and it really does. You know, and like, you know, I'm talking like I've been a Christian my whole life. I've only been a Christian, a true born again Christian for like a month now, a month and a half, you know, but all these things came so clearly, you know, and I'm like, it has to be, has to be true. It has to be really, you know, and like I've had these experiences and stuff. So it's like, you're absolutely right, that it fills that hole completely, you know? Yeah. And I'm glad that you're doing much better and you're, you're having a more fulfilling and, and level how to do it. Yeah. Absolutely. Good for you, bud. We're proud of you. Absolutely. This means what your thoughts. It's about fucking time. Like I said, I've been trying for a long time, a long time on your dumbass, but I'm happy. I am happy for you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm waiting. I'm not waiting. Oh, hold on. Let's just say this. I'm a part of your life for a little bit, you know what I'm saying? To where you can like, hmm, I guess, I guess what's the word for it. I'm kind of like, kind of like live with it. You live through him, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like a lot of times I live through him. So, you know what I mean? You're tired of me talking about it. No, not a bit. Not a bit. I love it actually. I love it. Like we went down to Topgolf the other day and like, we were in the back and, and ladies were up front and we're talking and he was like, let me tell you what I read today. Absolutely. We were a bit, so let's get after it and we were in the gospel. We were talking about Matthew, you know, all that and he was going through it. Like what he was currently reading for the second time, I believe at that time. Matthew was the second time. Yeah. And so he's going through it and I heard just a split second. Rob was like, what are they doing back there? And Chris was like, oh, they're talking about the Bible or whatever. And then they just continued on to do what they want. And I was like, what the fuck? What? Like, you know, and then after Hayden put it down, he's like, one and edible. I was like, fuck, I don't know. He's like, let's get out of here, you know, like it's got to be a part of your life where you could just kind of bring it up and just be cool with it. I just, I don't know what I'm saying. Like I'm just waiting. Get the fucking chain. Get a chain. I ought to. You know, but no, not yet. You ain't official. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You got to get official. All I want to do is get baptized. We'll get you official. I want people, I want people to have the same, the same relationship, the same connection, the same, the same personal relationship I have with Jesus, you know, I want, I want people to be able to feel the things that I am able to feel and like spreading the word of the gospel. That's like one way I can do. That's why I'm telling you. No, that's cool. Do I think I'm closer to God than anybody else? No. Absolutely not. No, but. But you tell me, like, I don't know about that. No, absolutely. But I see, I see how happy I am like, actually like genuinely happy and I see other people and it makes me, I'm like, man, they could be really happy. Like in, in, in, in like white people where like y'all need to use. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. So, so in Luke 831, it says, it says, if you hold my teaching, you are really, you are really my disciples, then you will know the truth and the truth will set you free. And I, I sent that to you the other day. You did. And John uses a joke for the CIA, um, he says, that's the CIA's mantra or whatever. Yeah. It is funny. It is funny. It is funny. But the way I see it is I mean, if you just, like I was describing earlier, the things you just subconsciously start following and, you know, you just start thinking about Jesus, think about God and you live in your life with Jesus and as, you know, as, as if you're never alone, and then you just start to, I feel like learn the truth, you know? And like, but that's what I'm saying though, is like, let me stop you right then. That's why I'm saying is like during that, during that, you might have seen it as like, oh, John, Jesus has joke. God damn it. But also like, oh, but no, no, hold on, but also like, John has lived through God for a very long time. Absolutely. So like that, that shit's going to start to make you laugh and then realize there's that separation where it's, well, I know it doesn't, what I was saying, and there's going to be that separation in time though, when you really get into the shit and you're like, yeah, fuck yeah, like a fully believe blah, blah, blah, there's going to be a separation in time where it's going to be funny. And then also I believe every fucking word. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what I did with that. I saw John's text and I was like, that's fucking hilarious, but also I'm going to live by that. You know what I'm saying? It's just crazy. My, my, my favorite thing, and I think a lot of people miss is they also got to find the right church. Well, go ahead. You know, a lot of people miss it is, you know, Moses came down and there were 10 commandments. Right. They're 15, but he dropped it out. I'll stop it. That's a good movie though. Yeah. That's a good movie. Yeah. You know, there's 10 commandments. And then the Jewish people started building guardrails and they started making- You gotta let him watch that show you the 15th 10 commandments. Yeah. Money Python. Yeah. Money Python. Yeah. But you know, there are 10 commandments and then the Jewish people started making guardrails and added more laws on the laws of Moses. And well, the entire book of Leviticus is laws, it puts out 613 laws that are to help you not do the 10 commandments, but then it made all these other like, you can't eat shrimp and like, you know, and all against- There's, I don't mean to cut you up, but just real quick, there's, there's one command that just that, if you follow the one command that you- Well, that's what I'm getting to. Yeah. So this is, this is what a lot of people miss is that when Jesus came, he's like, this is the new covenant in my body and my blood. He's like, take all these, everything you've learned and funnel it through this is love God above all ounce and love your neighbor as I have loved you through all these commandments. Do these laws go? And that's what everybody misses is that fucking love each other. Like just, you know, we make fun. We make jokes here and there, you know, and that's fun, but we don't hate anybody. We're not out to get anybody, like, and that's the thing. And that's a lot of people miss that is like, just fucking love everybody. And that's through all these coming everything else. All the weird ass rules, forget that fucking love God and love your neighbors. I have loved you. And that it. Yeah. And that one strikes deep. That gives me good sponsor. I love that. Another proof for that is, is with the old laws and how, how Jesus basically doesn't like denounce the laws, but essentially does, but says like, Hey, these don't matter really anymore. Yeah. Listen to them. I'm sure there's some good stuff in there, but like, Hey, listen to me is when he talks to the Pharisees, ask him and I forget exactly what chapter it is, but the Pharisees start questioning about the laws of Moses, which all the Jews at the time followed. And he said that God, his father has only allowed these laws because our hearts were hard and it's because of the people that those laws were made and he was there to tell us, Hey, that's not the case anymore. I'm here. You know, I am, I am salvation. And so like, yeah, although every, I'm not saying everything in the Old Testament is like null and void, you know, because it's all still the truth, everything. All that is still happening. All that is still real. But basically what Jesus, what Jesus is doing in, in the New Testament is saying like, Hey, I'm making a lot easier for you to, to spend time with God and to just, just do it through me. You know, yeah. And that's it. That's, that's it. That's it. It's, it's real simple. People overcomplicated. They really do. Yeah. But I really do. Man, this has been really cool. Yeah. I appreciate this. But now for something completely different. I think it's about time for last call. The ding. The ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, last call for alcohol. Oh. This is the last call for alcohol this evening. Drink up. Drink up. Drink up. And order again. That's the last call for alcohol this evening. Yeah. We're gonna get fucking. I know I'm still, I'm still waiting for the copyright strike. Yeah. That's gonna happen. She's gonna come up from her grave and be like, you can do that. Not to probably be Sony or whoever owns it being like, you little shits wasn't here. As soon as we get big and then we'll just take them all down. Yeah. Do it again. Well, you gotta pay to sue us. Yeah. You kind of said your last call. Did you have a different one or, um, I mean, no, it's fine. Okay. It's fine. I was just going to talk about how we're going to OAR in the last time I was at a concert. I got super hammered. Yeah. When is that? Make it happen again. August. What? Yeah. August what? You have to look it up. No, you'll, you'll figure it out. Okay. Hayden. What you got, bud? Moon. Uh, a couple of years ago, uh, we come. Some army buddies and I can't, went to my mom's house and we were all staying the night and we were all drinking, uh, you know, mods in my mom's backyard. More. Best bar in Essexville. We were just getting ripped and, uh, my buddy Cooper found this bottle that another buddy had left in the past. That was just a straight moonshine and I told him, I said, I was like, Hey, take, take some shots of it. And he's like, all right. I took one and then I said, no, that's not enough. Took another. And then I said, ah, it's not enough. He took a third. Anyway, so he got hammered and the gonzo, the buddy of mine started taking shots of moonshine as well. Anyway, fast forward, probably like two hours as it was this, like real moonshine or the show. No, it was like real distilled, like my buddy distilled it himself in front of me. Okay. Um, corn. And, uh, anyway, so about two hours later, two to three hours later, my, I put my buddies down to sleep in the living room. I was like, I'm going to bed. Oh man. They break the leg. And, uh, I hear some commotion and I wake up. I come downstairs and Cooper standing up yelling at gonzo and gonzo's faster sleep. I'm like, Cooper, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, gonzo pissed himself. Oh my God. Look at this. Look at gonzo sitting on my living room for and a puddle of his own piss. Oh no. So we wake him up and like, come on, you're sleeping in the bathtub. Let's go. So we get up and we get him up and we start walking and Cooper's still hammered and we get into that. We get into the bathroom and Cooper falls forward in my bathroom, catches himself on the wall, pushes and goes backwards through the curtain in the, in the shower, turn, get, like, turns the shower on as he's going in it and he looks out, he goes, go, I'm like, that's where you're staying, buddy, just let him drown. Yeah. So I turn the water off and I said, I'm going to bed and I went into my mom's bedroom. I was like, Hey, they're, uh, they're in the bathroom. And she's like, okay. And I went to bed. I was like, sorry. All right. I'm, you don't, you don't know what happened to them. They left. Well, I mean, we woke up the next morning and went back to drill. Yeah. Well, he's just crying. They were in the bathroom. They fell asleep in the bathroom. They woke up in the bathroom. Yeah. Talk about a canoe trip that a bunch of us were on years ago and, uh, we starts with a bunch of them. Oh, what? Those 11 of us. He always had an entourage. Yeah, he did. He did. It was 11 of those security guards. No. You know, five couples. An entourage. I love it. Um, five, five of us couples and then Dan. Dan's wife never wanted to do anything. Ah. So he just got a tube and fucking floated. Well, we can oohed and shit. But we'd go through a shit ton of fucking alcohol, but you're, you know, about every 30 feet. I mean, go off on the side and sit there and drink, you know, do socials and shit. Anyway. We're on the side. I mean, this is about three quarters of the way through our eight hour or two hour, you know, yeah, canoe trip the trucks and they're waiting to go, where the fuck are they? Oh, no. They dropped. They, we parked a motorhome and then they took us to the beginning. Oh, they dropped us. Yeah. That's smart. They do us. They do us. They park, park the motorhome here. We take it and we'll get back and put the canoes over here because we won't be here. You know, but we're over on the side, you know, on the bank and these girls come by. It was probably about seven or eight of them and they're in tubes coming by. One of the guys is like, show us your tits, you know, and we're all tried. They were trash. They were like, you show us first and I'm not going to name the who it was, but he fucking drops trowel and he's running down the bank, fucking dick just to flopping. They're all fucking laughing and he goes, okay, it's your turn. And all of them just hmm, yeah. Nice. We're so, you know, we're laughing at everything and then I've never seen this before in my life and really haven't since I saw a guy fall 45 feet and then stand up like nothing happened. Wait, what? My cousin did a 45 foot horizontal fall. Funny is fucking thing I've ever seen. Like kept going down and then catching himself. Well, no, yeah, he like leaned to the side and then he just kept going, but he stayed on his feet and just kept going and going and going and going and then he finally fell. It's like 45 feet. Give up. Oh, great. Yeah. It never spilled his beer. Oh, boy. That was funny. It was funny. It was like I've ever tried. Oh, yeah. But anyway, so that, you know, but like I said, it was about, you know, it was 45 foot fall. Yeah. 45 foot fall and got up like nothing happened. I feel like me and you have done that one or two times. Yeah. And in the woods, when I broke your fucking cupboard, my tent, yeah, I did that one time. Yeah. I'm 40. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cigarette right in the tent. I was like new tent. Yeah. You know, you know, and yeah, I can't remember the name of the, of the drill, but you knew when the one, like the football players and they're going sideways and they get one leg in front and then back, you know, yeah, crab walk, that's what it was. It was just that. It was just a stumbling one. Yeah. And we're all just like, well, you fuck, you know, you're just going to do what you're going to do. Is it going to do it? People, you know, you're fucking going to tumble the rest of the way. They start placing. Yeah. Yeah. I got, I got 20 that he hits the shit and all the, and he never hit a tree. Fuck. I avoided the tree, but not the ground. You come back. Hey, taking the detour, listen in to his catch your all the bad, dude. Oh, that's good. We'll catch you round the bed. I'll do up the guy. I'm too lost now. I can't. What do you mean to a mustard to catch up? Yes. Mustard seed. Dude mustard fucking potato salad. Listen, listen, you know, you know, it's awesome. My mom mustard faith. It's a good quote. Anyway, but canoe, you know, that was a good story. I like that. That was funny. Well, mine is not canoe. Mine takes place in a base. Is it can old? Yeah. It takes place in a basement, much like, look at him laugh. I love it. Dad joke. Yeah. Look at him. He's still going. He ain't wiping that smile off for another hour. He was like, I have a good, could you use herpes in a sentence? Smee says herpes. My wife and I sat down, had a pizza. I had my piece and she had herpes. That's a good one. That's a good one. But then, chh. Nope. Yeah. This isn't canoe. Yeah. This is canoe old. It's can old. It's can old. So it took place in a basement, much like this. Can only. Yeah. And the junction valley railroad. And it was one night after spook train, they had a basement bar down there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They had, yeah. We had to go perform there. Huh? If it was still open. Yeah. Speaking of open. There you go. Things fairly warm. It's been sitting there. No. It's in the yeti cup holder. Yeah. And it was Craig, Enis and I, and sounds like you're missing a pea. Yeah. And it was probably, I don't know, it was after, it was after midnight. Yeah. It was after midnight and most of the everybody had left or playing pool and drinking having good time. When it hits like three o'clock in the morning. And we wanted to keep playing pool, but we were getting bored. So we started making up different games and stuff. And at one point, Enis is like, all right, I got one and he takes his shoes and socks off. And he puts his foot up on the table and he chucks his toes, chocks, chocks, his toes. Like pool? Yeah. Like pool. Chock. And then you put your pool stick in between your toes and you got to shoot the ball that way. And we called it fucking hobbit pool. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I fall. Yeah, we were playing hobbit pool. Drunk off our ass four o'clock in the morning. It was just his foot the whole time. Or was it everybody? No, everybody chocked their own foot. Oh, okay. Yeah. You play hobbit. Everybody chocked his foot. I didn't ask you how to shoot through his fucking foot. I didn't know if you went off of Enis's fucking foot all the time. Enis is Enis. Yeah. He's a good fucking guy. Yeah. Yeah. Leave him alone, Raj. He's Christ. And he's real name. His real name was Aaron, but we all called him Enis. Why? I don't remember why. Probably you didn't want to call him Enis. Maybe. I don't remember. I honestly don't remember Enis. Yeah. But yeah, it was a lot of fun. Hobbit pool, man. Hobbit pool. Shoot with your foot. Yeah. Foot with the shoe. Oh, that's it. You didn't have one. You told your dad. Yeah, I already told him about Saturday. So what would happen if you're playing in the guy who only had one leg? Well, then he can't play. And he sits on a chair and puts his foot up. Yeah. Well, there you go. Yeah. What do you call it? None of the wheelchair. Holy roller. Virgin mobile. Oh. Virgin mobile. That reminds me of a joke to me. He's told me the other day, but he talked about the none one. What was that? Yeah. Well, you say it for later. Yeah. Okay. Oh, we got to go. Yeah. Why is waiting? Oh, I stay out again. Always. All right. Wait, not a woman. Nope. Nope. No, women are waiting on us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I want that cattle corn. Thank you. I deal in that cattle corn. Delicious. Yeah. It was bomb. Go see your small town buildings over at small town buildings. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And Hayden Cobbly for all your drywall needs. Don't call me. Text them. It's easier. Yeah. Much easier. Yeah. It was an answer to the phone. Yeah. Yeah. And if you want to play golf with them, you ain't going to score good. But. Yeah. They're always here. But at least you'll score. Exactly. Yeah. Thanks to Justin, out of the Bay City Country Club, we should be doing a show there soon. Hopefully. Yeah. It's going to be cool. Good. But you can find us on bbbbabble.com, 989.network. And as Ernest Hemingway said, "Always do sober. What just said you do drunk?" Oh, cheers. Cheers. Yeah. Did you enjoy this episode? Then check out more at 989.network. The Michigan's premiere podcast network. Do you love terrible B-movies, fans of wrestling and power rangers? Step into Amityville studios and join Rick and Eric for some side-splitting laughter and great banter on why to arrange a conversation. Find it where all podcasts can be found. 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