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Big fan of Kroger. Oh, yeah. I used to eat there as a kid, actually. Eat there? Yeah, they had a salad bar at the one in Georgia, and it was the best Caesar salad I've ever had in my life. I think the pepperoni at the salad bar is what originally turned me into a criminal. Because I used to snatch a handful of that shit. As soon as I walked into the goddamn building. Yeah, I would take that, and I would take one hard-boiled egg as well. And I would be very cavalierly flipping them into my mouth one at a time. Yeah, I wasn't hiding it. My mom would look down from time to time, like, "Where'd you get those?" And like, brought them from home. They didn't have cameras that were back then. No. It was pretty much, it was on the honors system. Yeah, it sure was. I used to sneak them as well. Big fan of Kroger. Houston, Texas. We're inside you there, and then Austin, Texas. There is an HEB, which is the biggest grocery store in the state of Texas, right by our studio at Nutty Brown. The HEB and Nutty Brown will be doing a live meet and greet there on Friday night. From 4.30 to 7.30 p.m. right next to the studio over here. Come and join us. We'll have plenty of free swag, some gear, and there's a tasting in there so you can drink it in the store. I just don't know whether or not they're going to let us eat food, like, right off the shelves. That's the only thing I'm unsure of right now. But I'm going to test that out. I think they should. I think they should, too. I would like to get a nice little hot pocket microwave going in there, you know? Just pop right in the microwave. Well, they've got a sushi bar. Oh shit, you're right, they do. And fried rice and shit like that up there. They're chopping it up any honors style over there, so we can make a night of it. Join us this Friday night in Austin, Texas, 4.30 to 7.30 p.m. HEB, Free Heart AF, Salters. Let's fucking go. All right, kids, you know the rules. On these Monday fake news shows, we always start with the memes. How dark are these getting today? People have sent me them as well. Don't send them from zero blog thirsty. Or zero dark Thursdays at the accounts. We already follow them, so it's like we see this. You gotta find something around off the beaten path. Yeah. That's what we like. For sure. What do you got here to start us off with this week? Oh boy. Yeah, they're pretty rough. Really? This first one is, I think I alluded to this on the Black Kevin Show, and I butchered the joke, so I wanted to show it to everybody so you could see what the actual joke was. It's called White sperm. All right, White sperm. Here we go. Bob, I don't think you can read that out loud. Wow. Imagine I will. Okay. Y'all, N-words be unemployed, getting girls pregnant. How your sperm work, but you don't. And then underneath it, it says the sperm is white. Nailed it. Nailed it. Yeah. We got a lot of messages from that not so black history month episode. We did. Did you know that it stayed in the charts on iTunes for five consecutive days? A lot of thanks is what I got, actually. Same. Same. People enjoyed it. They were like, fuck. We got a NFL player that's joining the drinking bro sports this fall for the NFL show. For every episode, he goes, God damn it, dude. The shit you guys were able to get away with is fucking insane. Yeah. Have you tried not giving a fuck? Yeah. That's what I said. I don't give a fuck and I go great. Yeah. Say whatever you want here. Yup. He's already rich, so he's a care. Yeah, totally. What do we got next? Next up, we've got Downlander. Mm-hmm, boy. Ow. You know exactly what this is. I already know what this is. I already know what this is. Oh boy. Dude, pay close attention to the laser eyes part 'cause they come out like all cock eyes. That's my favorite part of this video. Downlander is, that's what you think it is. Downlander, yeah. Downlander with a guy with down syndrome. Yeah. Unclear if he's also addicted to breast milk. No idea. No idea. The whole Nander character is, so. No idea. This next one is kind of long. Actually, there's a couple of longer sketches in here, but they were so funny that I just couldn't bypass them. Fuck it. So this one's called Hard R Kitchen. Okay. No one, I'm getting there. Get impressed by him. I'm Nick Mickers. Today I'm single dad's kitchen. We'll be talking about the Hard R, romance. This has been very hard for me. Very hard R. You know even those guys don't love on the spectrum of getting giant. One girl's hot. Terry, especially hard today because he's the reason my wife and I are broken eyes and she's up and I'm broken. You have a good heart. Why is there a cat under the table? Finally, a pussy that wants to be around me and her pet cat. What are you wearing? You look like little red priding hood. Let's talk about some fondues and fondos. Ow. Rat dick happened to my ankle. Cat dick. This fucking cord sucks worse than the Kardashians at NBA All-Star Weekend. Because the girl from J-Date ghosted me in Red Lobster using her gift. This heart-shaped box reminds me that I want Terry to curt-cobate himself. Is that got it painted? He painted one wall. Fuck this remove the one that I care more. We're about to make a bigger chocolate mess than when that stripper's water broke on my lap at Club Escalade. Yes, I know what today is. No, not Valentine's Day. It's Black History Month. Your fucking race stops shouting the N-word. Yeah, I hate you too. Hasty cock. It sounds like one of my preferences on porn. These look like Precious's buckle. Tastes like two. You'd agree if you were casting the Golden Bachelor. If I were to see old people fuck, I'd just start looking in the windows of the nursing home again. Last time I saw something this dark and full of liquor. After my home's his dad was at the DUI checkpoint. No, that's not good. Oh, this looks like Fontudu. I'm getting two girls one cup PTSD. That's Tyler Perry movie. It's actually better. To help me enjoy the Fontudu today, I have this giant fruit. In an apple. You get that outfit. You look like Marvin Gaye. His dad and me might have something in common. Take your fruit. Have to see if it's busting or not. Wow. F***. Mmm. Dad, how are we going to clean this up? In the neighbor's door we get it. F***. Cupid's hard boner. Valentine's Day. All right. That's a great sketch. I really like there's so many one liners in here. I want to highlight one of them. Just the lead in. What's up, my pick? Nickers. Mmm. Big fan. Yeah. Jadenna did a song like that. It's called My Nickers. And he's talking about his pants. The whole song. It's really funny. Shout out the name of their little comedy. Yeah. Who is that? That's very good. It's very good. Joe Hamrick. Okay. How many followers does he have? I'll check. I like the edits in the quick cuts. And he actually had to write these jokes. Joe Hamrick comedy. Almost 50,000 followers. No. No. This guy. No. Follow him. And by the way, the reason why Dan and I do this shit is we actually want to see more comedy and people succeed. So like if you have a dope sketch, we'll definitely shout you out. Follow this group because I watched SNO over the weekend with Shane Gillis. Same thing. You're like f***. We started it. If you just would have stacked the whole goddamn cast with that, you'd have a great show again. I don't really get it. Yeah. I didn't watch it. It's very good. This is actually once. This is actually what's called slow cooker. Okay. Slow cooker. Okay. Sorry. There we go. I have a feeling. I have a feeling. Oh my God. It smells amazing. Yeah. I got the slow cooker going. Oh, nice. Oh my God. It smells amazing. Yeah. I got the slow cooker going. Oh, nice. F***ing knew it, dude. I knew it. Oh my God. It smells amazing. Those guys are funny too. They do a lot of fun. They do a lot of funny sketches. Cracker milk. Cracker milk? Yeah. Big fan. I think they're Australian. All right. This next one's called a special bet. A special bet. Okay. Bob, you're going to have to read this one. So it's like a cartoon and there's a sad girl in the bed thinking to herself, I bet he's talking to other girls and I cut to this guy. How can I gamble on the special Olympics? He's typing it into Google. Yeah. And I think we're close. We are. We've this close on my bookie.com. This f***ing close. They pulled it the last second, but I think another site left it. But look, if we're gambling on everything else, anyways, who cares? And I just want to see the prop bets. Same. That's all I want, dude. I actually want to make the prop bets. Um, next up is female pilots. Taking down pilots. There we go. Let's see this one. Read the caption first, Bob. My genuine reaction to seeing a flight deck with three amazing and powerful female pilots for the first step. Oh, yeah. This is somebody's real post. Somebody else. Hey, y'all. They're getting pretty close. I knew it was coming. I didn't even know this. I knew the 9/11 building was coming. I didn't even know those women were Muslim. No. Sure didn't either, dude. Was there really three female pilots on there? No. That would scare the shit out of me. No, I mean on this plane that they were on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But why three? I don't know. It was a pilot and co-pilot. The other one was just there for support. I'm not sure how that works. She was tracking the moon so everybody knows what mood they're supposed to be in, I guess. Um, this next one's called Roasted by Italians. Okay. Roasted. I don't remember what this one is. By Italians. Oh, yeah. This is so the Italian, uh, yeah, an Italian TV show made this sketch about Biden. Okay. It's kind of long. We don't have to play all of it, but the first part is pretty funny. Buonasera, President Biden. President. Good evening, Mr. Brett, not President Biden. President. It's funny how other countries are doing it, but our own country isn't like SNL doesn't do anything to show us. Biden. Here. Yes. Yes. Good evening. Buonasera. Yes. Yes. I said to the president of Israel. See, Michael Gorbachev. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the third country with their version of SNL and sketch comedians that have done Biden, SNL, because I watched for Shane Gillis, obviously, they led with a GOP cold open at a restaurant. I was like, why? Well, it's because it's a propaganda tool. That's why I understand that. But you have a guy who was finally able to stay retard's live on air. Now, whether or not he'll be back, no idea. But he did say, yeah, we'll see. This next one is kind of, it's old as making the rounds again. And I just think it's really funny. It's called, I'm asking the questions. And it's a guy. I mean, you could, the caption says asking cops the same silly questions they ask us. And this is real, by the way. Okay. It's fucking hilarious. Watching you take pictures of our parking. What's this about? Is that a problem? Yeah, this is a police law enforcement parking line that is. Oh, who are you? I'm Detective Mike Jardee. Oh, yeah. What are you working on? What are you working on right now? Several cases. Okay. It doesn't matter what I'm working on. I'm asking you, what are you doing here taking pictures? Where have you, where have you been today? Have you been here all day? Or have you been out in about a little bit? What is this about? Who are you? I'm asking the questions. Where have you been today? Have you been here? I'm asking the questions. You're on this property. You're on this property. So you need to answer my questions. Are you drunk? Why are you slurring your words today? Have you been to the bar today at all? Who are you? I'm an investigator. Investigator for who? Investigative journalist. I investigate corrupt officials. So I'm wondering, where have you been today? Have you been here all day? Or have you been out at the bar at all? Working on a fraud case. Okay. Have you been to the bar at all today? No. You got any drugs on you? Have you used any drugs today? What are your ridiculous questions? Would you submit to a breathalyzer for me right now? You're ridiculous. You know that? You've got about five minutes to get out of here right now. Or what? You're on my property. This isn't your property. Shut the hell up. Get out of here now. What did you say? I said shut up and get out of here now. Get your buck back in your office and do your job. You shut up. You get your buck back in your office and do your job. Wow, dude. Is that real? Who fucking did that? I don't know but it's hilarious. It's really fucking funny. Holy shit. Who is the name of that group, Bob? It's some brand of dickhead that was reposted. If I was the cop, there's no way I would have been able to not laugh at that. I mean, he's fucking funny as shit, dude. I would have lost my shit. God, have a fucking sense of humor. I feel like he almost had him. He almost got him to laugh middle of the way through and then he started to get buttered about that stupid. Yeah, I agree. Holy shit. This last one is another really good sketch. It's called and I think Black Rifle actually gets kind of a quasi shout out in this. I just titled it Black History Month. Okay. Black History Month, which we still got two more days. Yeah. Two more days. Is it a leap here this year? Yeah. Fuck. Three more days. I got three more days. Some of my most popular Black History Month re-brands include Diet Coke, sugar free at last. Once you go jack, you never go back. Wanda forever. Fight the power. A. Spanx, Obama, ILM. African American rifle, cop. NASCAR's. The best. The only race we see is on the track. I have a dream on a certain mattress. You're invited to the cookout. Not just for crackers, barrel. Durango unchanged. And of course NFL and racism. If only they could end domestic abuse. Hi, I'm Kristoff and I'm the graphic designer that helps major corporations put the soul in. We just sold our soul, pandering for Black His and her story. What? No. Tell Simply Cotton and the Master's Golf Tournament. They have to sit this one out. There have been some brands that weren't a good fit. Doritos had a co-lab with Kanye West. George Bush doesn't care about Snackpea. That can't be even got that. Tell me weirdly enough, the BBC does not have to rebrand. I'm not going to explain that one. Do I think that most of these companies are pandering for profit during Black History Month? No. Some of my most good. Very good. Shout out his name there, Bob. That's Joey Thompson comedy. Joey Thompson comedy. How many followers does he have? That's a really good sketch. 51k? No, it's crazy, man. Not enough. Follow those guys for sure. And then before we hop into the first story here, we'll go to the Drinking Bros podcast, Instagram. We'll use dance appearance on Jesse Waters here. So I haven't seen this in its entirety here. You don't know if we'll ever be allowed back on Fox for this. Oh, you know, we'll see. What happened here? Or should we'll just play the clip, actually? There we go. Biden going to be the nominee. Well, that I don't know, but what I do know is that watching him perform on a day-to-day basis kind of feels like watching the movie Zoolander. Remember that? The files are inside the computer. They just don't understand how anything works anymore. Shouting at this guy. I really don't know. Do you have your cheat sheet with you, Jesse? You know, you're supposed to sit in your seat, right? I'm sorry. I know what you're right. This is Dan Holloway. Are you going to ask me a question? Oh, boy. And then, you know, Gavin's the perfect guy to step in there. He looks like the white rich villain from every Disney movie I've ever seen. Like, could you like bake this guy up any worse? Good Lord. Well, I mean, he's basically teed up to take it over. Kamala is not even in the running anymore. What kind of firefight are we going to see on the left if they just leap from the first female black VP and give it to the guy who's tall white and handsome? That's a good question, man. I don't know. Honestly, you know, I don't know if you notice this today, but he kind of like semi-endorsed Nikki Haley for the GOP today, which is pretty interesting. Who did? Gavin Newsom. He was like, yes, you would be a better candidate than Trump. She should they should go all in on her. Yeah. Oh, so they're playing games in our primary. We're playing games in their primary. I mean, I guess it's what politics is all about, isn't it? Yeah, absolutely. And, you know, speaking of Haley, by the way, I don't know if you've noticed how audaciously she's been playing into the military spouse thing lately, almost to an offensive degree, particularly because, you know, she doesn't have a great track record with that. Listen, Nirmarada, you can't play that card when you've cheated on your husband while he was deployed. I'm sorry, you're just done with that forever. Is that even true? Yes. Okay. I'm not sure if that's true, but it is what it is. It's definitely. It's Friday, Dan. Seems like you've had a few already. We love you. No, no, not me. Wow. So he's definitely squirming there because he's afraid of a lawsuit from the film. The problem is, though, for defamation suit, you've got to prove that it wasn't true. We know the people's names. Yeah, I mean, there's two dudes have signed affidavits saying they fucked her. Yes. So I'm just referencing that. That's all it means. He had no idea about any of this stuff, I don't think. I don't think so either, which is interesting because everybody in Republican politics knows about this. They're all just too afraid to say it out loud, but I have no such fear, obviously. And I understand that what I can't figure out is why, because going back to something you said earlier, that interview, the daughter support her. That's why. Well, something else he said in that interview earlier was true, which was, I watched that Gavin Newsom interview. And yeah, he was very supportive of Nikki Haley. Obviously, she's getting paid for by democratic donors and all that other shit. And that's why she's still in the race, which will lead us into our top story here. Trump absolutely destroyed her at the primary Saturday nights in South Carolina. Donald Trump won South Carolina's Republican primary on Saturday by 20 fucking percentage points. 20 in her own States. She was a governor of. And she's still not going to get out there. So he easily beat Nikki Haley there. Trump has now swept every contest that counted for Republican delegates, adding to previous wins in Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, the US Virgin Islands. And I'm not sure what's up next on Tuesday, Bob. But if you look that up, they'd be great. I know super Tuesday's a week and afterwards. Haley is facing growing pressures to leave the race, but says she's not going anywhere despite losing the state where she was governor from 2011 and 2017. It was six fucking years. It's not like she was just there for six months and had a cup of coffee and left. Looks like Michigan's tomorrow. Michigan's tomorrow. Yes, she was the governor. And then the ambassador to the UN right right after that appointed by Trump. Yeah. Yeah. So a 2020 rematch between President Trump and President Joe Biden is becoming increasingly inevitable at this point. Haley is vowed to stay in the race through at least the next batch of primaries on March 5 known as Super Tuesday, but was unable to dent Trump's momentum in her home state despite holding a shit ton of campaign events and rallies and everything else. She actually opened up her doors to local press from everywhere just to try to get any press. One of them was here. Yeah, and that's not including who she opened up her legs for. No, that's a that's a long list, isn't it? I don't know how long it is. I just know it's longer than just her husband too. When we go to minimum of two, they are yeah. I mean, people have been making hay about like the old queen on MSNBC Lawrence O'Donnell. If he's straight, I'll fucking shoot myself in the head, dude. Not one fucking privilege. Anyways, he's like, yeah, Biden actually won by the people on the left are calling this a disaster for Trump because Biden won by 96. He won 96 to four against some dude that no one's ever fucking heard of. Not a major political candidate. No, I don't I don't I didn't know there was there was anybody else running against. Yeah, I don't know what the guy's name is. So why is that a disaster? Dean Phillips. I guess that he's like he's the presumptive nominee. I mean, you could call him for as far as Republican the Republican party goes. He's kind of the incumbent because he was the nominee last time too, right? And if an incumbent only won 60% of the vote, that would be a problem. So maybe there's something to that. Who knows? But the the donors don't agree. So Americans for prosperity, which is the Koch brothers pack, the one that got citizens united past, by the way, I know for some reason, recently, people on the right, especially like this fucking new this this new like weird, right, who think the Jews are in control of everything again. They're like, I actually was Hillary Clinton the dead, said as you know, no, no, they benefited from it. Sure. Just like everybody else did. But it was Mitt Romney, corporations are people, my friend. Yeah. And Americans for prosperity that wrote that model legislation, just to be clear. Anyways, they are her biggest donor and they pulled funding. They said they still support her as a candidate, but they're not going to give her any more money. The Koch brothers. Yeah, but you know, and people wonder why, why is she still in, blah, blah. So here's what you can do if you're a political candidate, if you have, if you have a war chest, you can and politicians do this shit all the time, you can drop out of the race and then start a pack, right? So you're no longer a candidate. Now you're a fucking issues person. So you're on the other side of that wall, you can take unlimited money, you can fucking hire yourself as a consultant and pay yourself all the money in your war chest or whatever the fuck else you want to do. So that's why. And I think that's the only reason she's there is because Democrats are funding this. And she's going to get to keep the money. Now why they're funding this, I can't really figure it out here because if you noticed. Oh, I mean, sure. Yeah, you understand why. They want to make Trump look weak. They had to create this headline that, oh, he only won 60% of the vote in South Carolina. That's why. But she was the fucking governor in her own state. Like, yeah, she should get 40% of the guy to vote. But still they need that headline. So I guess, but it to me, I don't think any of this shit really does anything. I mean, here's what I've noticed throughout this GOP campaign. It started with Nikki Haley surging. She's going to win New Hampshire. She's going to win Iowa. All of that was untrue at all of it went away. Surging in the polls, surging in the polls is all we kept seeing out of there. Then we went to on the Democratic side, I'll stick with them. Then they completely buried RFK. That mean that guy is fucking invisible right now. And the media refuses to cover him at all. So that tells me that they really think that RFK would suck up votes from Biden, because we have not seen that motherfucker in weeks. Yeah, RFK would have been the Bernie bros catch all, right? That group of people who were kind of black pill towards the establishment and wanted it, but weren't comfortable with Trump's loud mouth. They would vote for JFK now instead of Bernie like in 2016. But the weird thing is, man, to see it happening in their own party just to eliminate a candidate from the media altogether. So wild to me. And then now the new narrative is this now that they know Trump is going to win, is that he's having brain lapses or whatever. Watch one of his fucking rallies. The guy, it's the same fucking dude every single time. He's hilarious and out of control and all that other shit, but nothing has changed. Even more so. Do you see the guy from the president from Argentina who met him? Yeah, over the weekend. I didn't see them meet or anything, but I know what happened. Bob, pull up make Argentina great again on Twitter. This dude, you want to talk? I mean, it was like he was meeting fucking Michael Jackson for the first time as a kid like he was excited as shit. There you go. Play it from the top because he screams out his fucking name loud as shit. It was, I mean, scary where you're like, whoa. That's weird. This is like, he's just a huge fan. Why am I MCA play? Yeah, I'll say in a second. So they were at some thing or whatever and it was in between speakers. Press pause real quick, Bob. So the thing that they catch him later on in the video saying is a MAGA and he keeps screaming MAGA at president Trump. Trump's like, yeah, let's support the moment. He goes, no, make Argentina great again. And that line caught over the weekend there with these two guys, but you're going to see those headlines, I think, fill up the rest of this primary season of well, Trump's not mentally capable either. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was, you know, that's the new narrative. It is right that, because they tried really hard to get everybody to believe that Biden's brain was okay. And it's clearly not nobody believed it. So now it's like, well, yeah, his brain's fucked. But so Trump's a little bit so careful. Right. No, nobody buys that stuff. Now, as far as this guy goes, I don't know why he's so impressed with Trump. He's been better as president so far than Trump was, frankly, right? Who? Malay. Oh, I don't know much about him. Well, he's he's shrink their government from 24 federal departments down to nine. Really? Yeah. And you know what he didn't try to ban fucking bump stocks. He didn't he didn't support red flag laws. You know, he didn't fucking let a crazy fauci overrun the country with bullshit. What is the gun regulations in Argentina? Give me an idea. Okay. But I'm guessing they're going to open up pretty soon. Because in terms of what do you want to call it deficit, they're very much not the same politically, like running a deficit and stuff like that. Yeah, certainly not because I think Malay has already produced what like a $27 billion surplus. Yeah, I can't find the exact thing. But it says Argentina's gun laws are not seen as strict. Okay. So, but as far as the rest of this primary is going to go here and how this is all going to shake out, obviously Trump's going to win super Tuesday. Sorry. It next week. So for the first month or for this for February or from January the first month, he was an I was a $589 million surplus for the month. There you go. Yeah. Now we starting to think like, which means, you know, if we were if we were to do something like that, because Trump tripled the national debt, if we were to do something like that, then you could start paying the debt off paying. I mean, the interest on the debt is like over a trillion dollars a year now. Yeah. So that's not great. And then you could reduce taxes as well, because we don't need the federal government to have that amount of power. The more responsibility you give the federal government, the more power they have. Do you guys realize that, right? That's how that works? Yeah. It's like, Oh, I want the government to take care of this. Okay, cool. You're giving them authority over now. Fuck that. So Trump should be treating this guy like that, to be honest, because he's a much better leader than Trump ever was. And he looks like Austin Powers, which is pretty funny. I'm a big fan of the look here. I like his spirit and he has open threesomes and he talks about that during his candidacy. That's what it takes to be great. Sure does. You know, as a political leader, what political leader, you know, that didn't have threesomes. You think JFK didn't have threesomes? Oh, I sure did. FDR was driving his wheelchair over look girls titties and shit. Yeah, he was and a warm spring, knows it. Yeah. He was he was put in the fucking wheelchair inside the springs to heat up the wheels. But as far as the rest of this GOP thing is going to go here. Obviously, super Tuesday is next week that should be over. She's gone after that, right? Yeah. Hailey's out of there. Have you heard inside stuff that she's gone from that? No, but they're whatever donor base. I mean, they're just going to milk two more weeks of donor donations. Eight days, essentially, I guess. And then that's it. Yeah. So let me ask you this. Trump continues to steamroll wins everything when super Tuesday. All that other shit. It is on the docket for the Supreme Court to decide whether or not to push these trials so that he can run a fair campaign. I don't know what's going to happen there. I don't know about pushing the trials, but they there's one decision that is whether or not he had executive privilege, like immunity essentially, right? Yes. In those cases. So there's two of them. There's that one. And then there's a decision on whether or not to push the trials until after the election. Once he's the presumptive nominee, yeah, I think you've got to do both, to be honest. Although I don't think, I don't think, and the particular case he's talking about, we've talked about this before, I don't think he had executive privilege because he was acting as a candidate and not as a president. But it doesn't, who fucking cares? Man, honestly, this is stupid. Yeah, either way, he's going to, he's going to be the nominee. So they're going to have to decide if they want to be, if they're going to let the justice system decide who the president is versus the electorate. And I don't, I think they'll choose the electorate. Right. They've already struck down the 14th Amendment claim that kind of disqualifies him for that. Right. So they're like, it would be consistent for them to let the electorate decide. Okay. Yeah, it's interesting and something to keep an eye on. Another one to keep an eye on in the case of Trump is that settlements up in New York that the judge made where he valued Marlago at $18 million. I did not know he's supposed to pay this fine in 30 days. And every single day attacks on an extra $87,000 in interest there. Yeah. And they also, for some reason, the judgment includes the ability to appeal, but to appeal, you have to put a bond down that's more than the judgment. $85 million or some shit. So it's got to be $85 million of a bond there just to appeal, or she could technically take away Trump Tower 30, 30 Trump, and then something else. I forget what the other building is there, which is fucking wild to me. That's a step in for that. It is nothing more than they're trying to fucking use a corrupt justice system to take him out as a candidate. That's all that is, which those people should go to jail. A tissue James should be in prison for the rest of your life for that shit. Let's say this judge trying to subvert and yeah, Alvin Bragg as well, the DA there. You should be done forever. If you use your power and authority in a position like that, whether you're DOJ, or an AG, or a fucking DA, or any of that stuff, if you use that to try to influence a political election like that, you should be imprisoned for the rest of your life. You've literally tried to, from a position of power, subvert the will of the American people, you deserve to die in prison, definitely. That's treason. That's one of the worst things you could possibly do. Because a judge deciding on his own that a property, what it's worth, is fucking insane to me. Oh yeah, that and there's a Washington Post article from 1981 that says Mar-a-Lago was worth $20 million then. I'm not sure if you've heard of inflation or property value increases or anything like that. But get the fuck out of here, man. Even us, so we're going through this eminent domain thing, I'm out with the attorneys on Friday for it here, for our property. And yeah, there's a judge that will preside over the trial. The judge will not be making the decision on how much our land and buildings are worth. That will be on tax dot the states versus us. They will give us a number, we will give our number, and then a judge and jury will meet in the middle on that. I mean, pardon me, a jury will meet in the middle on that, not the judge. How a judge was allowed to do it in this case is fucking bananas to me. And it's not like this guy, moonlights is a fucking realtor. So it's wild, now. All this shit that's coming up here though is, I mean, we're eight months away from the election. God damn, dude. That's wild. So it's coming up. A lot of decisions coming up here. We'll see what happens to Trump. Next up, the cost of open borders. Immigration and customs enforcement, aka ICE on Sunday confirmed that the Venezuelan national charging connection with the murder of a 22 year old Georgia nursing student, Lake and Riley entered the US illegally in 2022 and had previously been arrested in New York City. Fox News had previously reported that the 26 year old Jose Antonio Abara charged with the murder of Riley on the University of Georgia campus had crossed into the US illegally near El Paso in September of 2022 and was paroled into the US, which is great. And a statement from Fox News Digital, ICE confirmed that he had been encountered by customs and border protection on September 8, 2022 after entering near El Paso and was paroled and released for further processing. ICE also confirmed that Abara had been arrested by the New York Police Department a year later on September 14, 2023 and charged with acting in a manner to injured child less than 17 in a motor vehicle license violation. Great. So single mail enters the country, military age mail enters the country. And then is released on his own recog to show back up for a court date that he'll never show up for gets arrested for a violent crime still doesn't get deported. Right? Usually ERO would be all over this. This would be an immediate fucking deportation. If you commit a violent crime while you're here illegally or illegally, right? If you're an immigrant. But, you know, what are you going to do, man? I don't know. Shut down the border. Enforcing the law that already exists requires a bipartisan deal on Congress. It's not going to happen. No, nor should it. I mean, like none of this is going to happen. And you keep asking for this fucking funding for Israel and Ukraine on top of it. It'll never fucking happen. Yeah, normally when you if you're here illegally or if you're being tracked in the States, if you're even here on a visa and you get arrested for any kind of reason, but particularly for a violent crime or DUI or something like that, something dangerous, they'll put a detainer on you, which means it's in the federal it's in the next system. It's in the federal system that when you when a local police station runs your fingerprints, they'll see the detainer like holding security wants this guy hold him and custody until they come pick him up. But sanctuary states like New York and California and others, they refuse to obey those detainers. Right. Right. So nullification, fair enough, it's a state. You can do what you want, but you got to live with these results. Now, in this case, this dude 2060 came over and married some woman, another Venezuela, there's 23, she's got a five year old kid. They were they got married like right over the border, basically. Okay. Were they trying to pair up their asylum cases? Yes. Yeah. What the fuck is that she says so we got married so we can join our asylum cases. He was the person I thought I could see through. We've known each other our entire lives. She doesn't believe he did it. But what is it he did? This woman, Lake and Riley, she was at Augusta University as a nursing student. She was found dead Thursday after previously attending University of Georgia before entering nursing program ball law. So she pleased to charge a bar with malice murder. I don't know what the fuck that means. Felony murder, aggravated battery, aggravated assault, false imprisonment, kidnapping, Henry and 911 call and concealing the death of another. So he basically kidnapped and murdered this woman. And look, we've got enough assholes of our own. We don't need to import them. No, no, we're all good over here. But listen to these fucking assholes. Chat about the border because I don't know if you heard the latest. I believe Biden and Trump will be at the border next week. Is this Biden's first trip? He's forced to go there because Trump announced it. I announced he was going down there. And then Biden about two hours later said, I'll be there too. What do you what happens real quick malice murder is basically first degree murder? Okay. What happens if Trump and Biden get to a fistfight? Because they both have secret service protection. Yeah, do they just like form a circle around them and let them go? Let it go. I say let it go knife or break a pull Q and a half and throw it in the middle. Let it happen, dude. When or when or when? Yeah, I don't know who would win that to be honest. Trump's not very athletic. So somebody is cognizant. Yeah, yeah, he's got the weight factor too. All he has to do is go to ground and pound on that. And he's got it. Oh, man, I don't know. I mean, how many how many diet cokes is he in that day? Because he might not have any breath. Let's see. Trump is 63 215. According to that Georgia mugshot there. What do you what's your reckon Biden is a buck 65? He's six foot. He's probably like he's he's probably 170. Yeah, he's he's not he's not a big man. But I'd like to see it happen. So yeah, one's going to eagle pass. I think the other one's going to El Paso. And I believe it's next week. And it'll be fun to see what Biden says down there. I think they should fight. It'd be great. But as far as listening to all these politicians on, because I watch all the shit on Sunday mornings, the you know, they all show up on Meet the Press and all that other bullshit. Gavin Newsom was on. Ironically, he keeps doing fucking interviews that guy as if he's going to be presidents. But his well, he also visited the White House. Yeah, on Friday, super low key. Yeah, just to look around, right? To see how he wanted to change the furniture. I think he's like, Hey, there's a lot of little like baby vomit stains everywhere. Who's doing that? 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hearing all these guys talk about him on sunday is unless there is an executive order from the president there is no way congress or senate will pass any of these fucking bills to shut down the border so more and more shit like this fucking asshole who killed this uh Georgia tick that's going to be happening on a on a weekly basis here because we're into the tens of millions now of illegals in this motherfucker what it wouldn't you reckon it's up to fucking 18 million probably i'd say 18 to 22 years like that damn it man uh so this is gonna get worse um and then San Diego over the weekend i don't know if you saw that they just dropped him off in the middle of the streets buses and buses and buses there and they were staying at a shelter down the streets finally the shelter uh just said hey guys we ran out of funding from the state we're closed you gotta get the fuck out of there so uh they just sent four buses in Greyhound buses and then dropped them off in downtown San Diego uh in the middle of the night so this is gonna get a lot fucking worse uh why we have to send money to Ukraine and uh in Israel just to fund the fucking border is insane to me absolutely fucking insane uh next up speaking to Ukraine Zalinski's full of shits presidents of Vladimir Zalinski said on Sunday that 31 000 Ukrainian soldiers had been killed since Russia's full-scale invasion two years ago giving the first official figure for more than a year Zalinski told a news conference in kev kev all over your face and chest uh that he could not disclose the number of wounded because it would help Russia and their military planning uh he did say 31 000 Ukrainian troops have been killed in this war not 300 000 not 150 000 uh Russian president Putin is lying there but nevertheless this is a big loss for us Ukraine has not put a number on its military losses since the end of 2022 when presidential aides Michaelo Pottalak whatever the fuck his name is uh said 13 000 Ukrainian soldiers had been killed since the invasion in uh on February 24th battlefield casualties are a highly sensitive subject in a country trying to reform how it mobilizes civilians into the army to regenerate its forces after last year's counter offensive proved unable to break through Russian lines is that number high to you or not i thought it would be more to be honest with 33 000 is a fucking pipe dream he's at our 31 000 what what is that number what do you think you're going to 50 to 200 okay not including civilians got you he's that's a lie um it's but you know i guess that's that happens it's funny how like the number they're saying about Ukraine is is way too low and the number are way too high the number saying about Russia is way too low like oh yeah really it's weird how it worked out in your favor like that even though every every fucking body on earth says you're losing this war yeah you fucking dumb dumb um no he's just begging he's he's trying to um you know as as as rough as it sounds people like to be part of the winning team you know what i mean and i'm not saying that american politicians are going to start hanging out with Russia anytime soon but nobody likes to feed money to a loser either you know what i mean um like the Koch foundation americans for prosperity they definitely do not want trump and august they've made that pretty clear why but they still because they stand to make money at war but okay but even still they're not funding homegirl anymore headboard haley yeah yeah yeah so it's like there's a breaking point and i think they've reached it with Ukraine there's no more fucking appetite for that shit so he's just trying to say oh it's not as bad it's not as bad as it looks like yeah it's worse actually it is um let me ask you this with this this border bill that's kind of up being tossed around right now is this kind of the last you know grasp for cash for this guy because i there's no way we're going to keep funding this thing forever um i watched uh one of the guys who works for our homeland defense team talking out there of like oh whoa you know if we don't give the money they're gonna lose this war and that's not that's not what we do as americans was like i no we're not paying for somebody else's fucking war like yeah we shouldn't be doing this goddamn thing and he's trying to give money over there but how far how far can this go do they just want this stretched out for years and years and then we're just funding this entire thing um yeah yes i mean at a certain point you don't care that you're losing you know let's say your numbers correct there of 150 to 200 thousand soldiers as you don't care how many people you're losing over there just because you're getting rich one person well yeah he's gotten incredibly rich uh zalinsky has um but he's a puppet right i mean he's no different than then manuel noriega or the shah in the early days or any of these other motherfuckers that we've propped up in power um he's gonna get while it's getting good you know yeah um but as far as policy goes they can't win the fight now now now there's talk of of uh ukraine joining nato they were talking about over the weekend like seriously like hey we're it's it's about time for ukraine to join nato but who was talking about that nato uh yeah some some uh some executive dick hole from nato which is a mistake it's i mean i so it's an interesting question does that would would would somebody joining nato during an ongoing conflict one is that even possible and two would it immediately invoke article five which of the nato charter which means we have to go fight too i don't know how that would even work to be honest i don't know much about that but um yeah i don't either but uh look as this stupid thing keeps fucking rolling along here let's go back to the pouton interview with tucker karlson for example he said pouton said uh this war would end in two weeks if the united states just stopped funding ukraine and uh in their aircraft and all that other share um do you believe that's possible all right that's that's a fact okay so but not not for what you think like people would say yeah they would just roll over ukraine and take it over if we weren't helping them and that would be the end of the war it's like no they would zellensky would be forced to negotiate a peace deal like they were trying to do it before bores johnson tanked it okay um and you know say what you want you can i it's not a judgment one yes or no or right or wrong or that shit russia's got the power and ukraine has something they want you know what i mean a lot of countries in the middle east felt that over the past 20 years because of the united states and then before that a lot of countries in south america felt that because of the united states right yeah so judge it however you want i guess but don't pretend like we're the good guys no not at all uh but looking at it i think if trump gets in there he's not funding this fucking bullshit um you know maybe he he's got it the one track record i guess he does have is not starting new wars but he never stopped bombing yemen right i don't know anything about it i'm telling you that he never stopped bombing yemen okay and then but you said obama did as well right everybody has yeah why is that what it is about that fucking place the straight of hormones bombing it for the straight of the straight of hormones the red sea that area shipping shipping yeah okay yeah and it's a ran that's one of their proxies is the hooty now who knows if um again this is another one of these right wing these this new version of the right wing who's completely black-pilled from reality and thinks everything is a conspiracy theory uh that believes that the c_i_a_ and masa created hamas it's not true i mean definitely um uh masa and netnyahu had they allowed it to happen for sure that part's true i don't know what role the c_i_a_ may have played in it i wouldn't be surprised if they were involved because they fucking they they suck at everything you know what i mean uh they never done anything right but um they certainly allowed it to happen which is i guess maybe just as bad hard to say if that's the case in yemen i mean we've been straight up bombing that place for 15 fucking years and somehow the the hooty group is bigger than it ever has been it's like what do we fucking bombing them with fertilizer you know what i mean um i don't i don't know what's going on there but i do know they attacked our fucking shipping vessels all the time yes i guess uh because my my big question that is um i didn't know this was going on by the way for either president um until obviously you and i've discussed it on the show before if we've been bombing yemen for that long how the fuck is this never ended and how are they just keep popping up people over and over and over again for fucking 12 years because if you're looking at eight for obama right and four for trump and then i think biden bombdom recently right so wasn't that maybe a month ago six weeks ago somewhere in there how big is that country and how many fucking bombs do we have to send over that goddamn place to make it a parking lot then um more i guess i don't know are we just not doing a good enough job then i don't know that solve problems don't get out the vote right like you can skin a sheep only one time but you can share it many times right so it's like if you keep that war going we can keep sending sixty five thousand dollar javelin rockets or dropping fucking five million dollar bombs on them yeah and somebody's getting paid that would be my guess um i wanted to uh to pop in an extra story here forgive me if you guys don't mind um have you been following this erin bush bushnell thing today it's not extra it's the last story oh it is i'm so i apologize here uh then we'll get to it as we get there um allegedly cnn just played his last words live on air here was last words were free palestine they were yeah but spoken through the voice of someone who was on fire on fire is that the last story down there okay god yeah okay perfect yeah i was like what the fuck i was like maybe i'm missing something i wanted to ask you about it um because the guy was military uh next up got some seal smut which i love this is my favorite story this week it is insane same and i feel bad for this dude because you know he's getting fucking lit up uh i love it so much the mother of a veteran who is running for congress writes erotic books about service members including sexually laden stories about seals like her son uh and she is admitted she has steamy special operator fantasies sherin hamilton has authored dozens of erotic fictional tales about military men and remote locales with the book titles such as cruising for a seal and seal my love she is also the mother of cameron hamilton a former navy seal who is currently running for vaginas seventh congressional district here oh fuck can you pop these up on screen here dammit man just look at that second time love son of a bitch dude seal brotherhood legacy yeah look at that dude holy shit uh cameron served on a seal team eight for four deployments uh according to his campaign site he spent 10 years total in the u.s arm forces uh cameron is a christian a husband and a father of three young children his campaign said in a statement to dailymail.com uh he does not condone the genre in which his mother writes and he does not read her books cameron loves his mother dearly and is proud of her achievements as a new york times best-selling author but her chosen genre of writing does not reflect his values i guess you got to say that if you're a republican because of the christian right right i guess but i wonder what percentage of the suburban women in virginia in the district that he's running in have read fifty shades of gray for example i'm not sure this is necessary for him to say something negative to be honest ah look you're running for office here and this is why i think uh who was the who was the dude from long island george santos why he was a fucking plant if you could dig and find this you tell me you couldn't find anything on santos during the election oh yeah yeah yeah for sure that's fucking crazy to me um so she this woman uh her husband and i presumably camera's father was uh an air force veteran who served in vietnam um in a 2015 interview with usa today she described how she'd spend her time if she was stranded on an island with the military hero of her choosing bob can you read this it's in the no well i don't know just you can just search for uh um uh so she's in the 20th she described as spindona yeah i definitely want a navy seal preferably one from seal team six yeah rob robo kneel dude yeah he's available he just had a baby sure did sure did um there's more uh with the million dollar training and a six cents for danger he'd not only protect me by getting me uh he'd not only protect me by getting and staying real close he'd probably be a fun guy to hang around the author answered uh as i always say in my books hunky heroes always sure it's optional yes seals can swim improvise from their environment learn how to survive in extreme conditions oh and one other little factoid i've been told they tend to be on the hot and bothered side around women now that's just fine no mention of their volleyball skills which is interesting it is interesting um but they would protect that booty yeah that that's kind of brutal i would definitely i mean if i was running against this guy i would definitely read an excerpt live on stage i would certainly bring up about how his mom sort of wanted to fuck him yeah i mean it's weird man it's weird to be honest it kind of makes you want to find out if he's got um a sister and try to date her and just start to get into that thanksgiving just one time this is and to see how it goes at thanksgiving 2024 yeah because that'll be like three weeks after the election yep you'll know if he won or lost and then there'd be some blame baby fuck yeah dude yeah uh but when he led with uh i'm a christian number one here you know exactly why he released his statement if that's what you're leading with there yeah yeah that's exactly what it is so it's sort of like uh when you say like look i don't want to sound racist but when you start with i'm a christian oh yeah something yeah horrible's about to follow uh and that's the thing that that that plagues republicans is uh you you fall into that that's part of your base there and then you got a you got to live it uh bobert was the one didn't she just switch districts um for that reason it may have been it may have been redistricting it was redrawn yeah it was okay yeah she's in a like a more conservative even than before but i don't know is she getting primary i don't know what's going on out there she uh well she had to release the statement you know she's not like out drinking off that dude in the theater well hey i mean you know dick pops up you deal with dick that's the way it is i agree she's a problem solver she is indeed getting primary uh it says she switched districts though actually yeah so it was not a redraw or maybe it was redrawn and they they're calling it switching districts but yeah she was like fuck it uh what does that headline say this one lauren baward switched districts in a bid to stay in congress winning over voters won't be easy it will be easy if she can jack them all off dude she's going to win and that's what i think she should do go door to door jackin off dudes you kind of got to win suburban women in most places like that she's in west colorado i think your grand junction or something like that so it's probably uh pretty right out there but i don't know man you can't look the she she didn't have a big margin of victory no second time um yeah it's because everybody found out that she's from mcdonald's it's like oh shit dude she got both she got new tits no she can do 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earth uh as rules have changed according to an expert down there it comes as four mexican drug cartels are reportedly murdering to assert dominance over an 80 mile stretch of resorts uh in just the last two weeks it has been reported the number of people from the u.s have seen gruesome violence or been randomly targeted a california woman was killed in the crossfire near talum oh no shit god damn it dude i used to like talum talum had the uh what two years ago the guy fucking came out of jetsky two guys just started just dumping it out of town spraying the beach uh my guess is that particular resort was under the protection of one of the cartels and they were doing damage to it to weaken their position right gotcha old school numbers games okay our protection racket with the mob okay uh a man from uh new york was abducted uh with his eyes taped clothes and then dumped into a jungle that is a sound that's a game show that's just a fucking really aggressive game show j aims the third a private investigator told fox news digital these events are just a normal day for the people of mexico he said it's uh all horrifying to us uh but to people in mexico it's just another tuesday this happens all the time all over the country he explained that cartels are changing the criminal rules previously they were said to abide by a code similar to that of uh the italian mob but now it's happening in areas that used to be off limits uh the p_i said in the old days you weren't allowed to target women or children you weren't allowed to encroach on another cartels territory and the resorts were off limits cartels wanted to fly under the radar as much as they could he also added the rules have changed that old guard code is out the window uh the resorts are open shop government leaders want to protect tourism which has been the country's legal economic foundation for decades with there being an estimated 66 million dollars in international out 66 million international visitors in 2022 alone but armor says uh even the tourist destinations are now war zones so uh i was one of those kids i used to go and spring break down there all the time and what we were told going down there was the exact same thing look you're fine inside the resorts do not venture off someplace on some fucking jungle tour or whatever the fuck it is you know you want to go see the ruins and take a gypsy cab or something like that you're on your own but the cartels would never uh fuck with the resorts that that's not happening anymore so yeah i wouldn't send my fucking kids down there for sure and uh you know Panama City is just as fun for christ 6 uh they don't do it anymore the drinking laws are uh 18 in Mexico that's the big difference but PCB canceled spring break yeah no did they really years ago yeah like 2014 i thought they brought it back because of that hurricane check bob they can't stop you from spring breaking though they can stop you from drinking on the beach so it killed spring break yeah i'd rather drink at my house pull a PCB bob i gotta know the answer to this if i go to la veila it's is it not open anymore it's club of valus so close is it close is it open is it closed i'm sure the club's just a little bit because it was the fucking mtv spring break down there a couple years ago they had uh old-school shit the bands everything going on and uh and it was a fucking blast they're taking that down actually this is a new story from four days ago okay Panama City beach officials are taking steps to once again shut down a section of the beach during spring break uh it looks like for fun or for fun yay there you go so they're gonna have fun there no they're shutting down the fun oh i thought they were shutting down the beach so everybody could have no they're gonna just close the beach from march 15 to april 30th god damn it dude will you play the the sad song there for PCB that's that hurts the the angel saw god damn that was an angelic place to go guys the amount of booze drugs and fun you could have in Panama City beach god damn it was it would last you the rest of the year that's why you went that one week got you through the rest of the fucking year and now it's all this shit uh what else is floor to have then is Daytona back because Daytona was down for a while i think there's still a lot of other spring break spots in florida but PCB yes Miami's too expensive man and uh and they card it's aggressive it's hard to get in the key west key west rocks all right i'm now for key west i haven't been you guys you guys ever go to key west yes how was it it's great great are you care to elaborate or no not really that's a podcast why would you i understand that you seem one spring break you see them all you know not really dude uh cuz i'll go through my fan faves um cancun was was a number one with a bullet man you could do anything you fucking wanted there and it was great uh again 18 to drink clubs were all fun all that other shits PCB was up there for sure Myrtle beach obviously Myrtle the only problem with Myrtle is you're kind of up the coast a little bit it's it's hit and miss whether or not the weather is going to be nice uh because sometimes it would be too cold there Myrtle beach is a fucking shittle i love it though it's a place for people that like medium well-stakes yeah it's great dude it's fucking great so it's Panama City Miami's dope but there's no there's like a no not a spring break in there no and it's too expensive nobody gonna send your kid there with fucking yeah 80 grams yeah you can't go to Miami with 100 bucks on a drink of a drinking budget that's true yeah your drinks are 25 bucks a piece yeah i mean you could still go to the liquor store and buy a fucking handle of pop-offs right and make it yeah you can go hobo you can hobo it but it's not as fun there what about uh pajrades it's not as pajrades you guys ever go to pajra let's go pajra my wife did a spring break in pajra what'd she say um she met this cool guy named Rory back in the day and um yeah i guess there was a lot of fun there's still friends wow you sound kind of salty about that bob you want to you want to talk about is that real if wait isn't your kid named Rory hmm yeah that's not the but that's just um that's coincidence yeah boy yeah what wait did she name the kid out to the guy she's today no no it's just Rory did Rory McElroy read normal name normal name no bob i've only heard it out if your child in Rory McElroy there's no that was roaring on the Gilmore girls - i think yeah Rory Gilmore that's the three examples in the history of human beings oh Bob she named it after you're crazy Bob i think we need to get a fucking we need to get uh uh uh mori povitch in here i know one last episode you were not the father Bob well what kind of dance would you do i mean if you've seen this kid you know that is Bob's kid he looks just like if it's fucking creepy as shit to be honest yeah yeah i i think it's definitely your kid but it's worth a test the only way you can really tell what i told him when he came around yeah who Rory was kind of messing with him yeah he's that my kid huh my is it my kid oh fuck dude that's funny yeah if you're out there man spring breaking's hard these days oh i thought you were talking about i thought you were talking to Rory no i'm not if you're out there you want to come check this kid out no that's uh it's actually Gary's kid so Gary texted me a happy birthday yesterday oh yeah world's biggest piece of shit Gary Faust and i say you know what my wish was it goes what when i go that you would see your kid again and he died laughing yeah but now it won't come true because you told him no he goes he goes he broke back no line he goes looks like he wasted your wish friend yeah it's not a good wish if the person you're wishing for doesn't even want it oh he's funny as shit i love that guy fuck he's not gonna live long but i love him no he'll be done those guys are going hard these days on the road right now man if they're in a city near you go see him now because they're not gonna be driving three years uh last but not least here uh the elf the the air force self uh emulation um man this one's a brutal one i hate to laugh but like also this was some of the dumbest shit i've ever seen here uh fire officials and police in washington dc responded after an active duty air force member set himself on fire outside the israeli embassy on sunday afternoon dc fire and ems said it responded to a call about a person on fire outside the israeli embassy just before one p.m dc police said it was uh they responded to the 3500 block of the international drive northwest around one p.m to assist the us secret service officials arrive to find the fire extinguish uh by the us uh secret service members and we do have video here on this one we're on patreon we can show this right uh i guess but i don't think there's any reason i don't i don't want to give this guy any fucking press well they blurted out go to the one on uh yeah there you go um do you want the one that from the notes the dance center do you want the cnn clip of because i have uh oh go to the cnn clip yeah let's see i mean that one is blurred out yeah i haven't seen the cnm clip god we're on patreon fuck it all right twitter's being stupid alone press play on that mug why twitter was being annoying there we go because i caught the other video earlier but i deadly outside the israeli embassy in washington authorities identified erin bushnell as the person who on sunday set himself on fire the 25-year-old was an active duty member of the u.s air force san franciscoan joins us now with the details and gave this is something that he did in protest yeah that's correct and we're learning much more about this 25-year-old active duty airmen erin bushnell as you mentioned he's from san antonio texas and he live streamed his actions on sunday and broad daylight on the streets of dc outside the israeli embassy we are not going to show that video it is extremely graphic and disturbing i have watched the video i can tell you at the beginning at the start of it you can see bushnell walking up to the embassy on the street in his military fatigues he's speaking calmly to the camera i want to read a portion of what he says he said uh quote i will no longer be complicit in genocide i'm about to engage in an extreme active protest but compared to what people have been experiencing in palestine at the hands of their colonizers it is not extreme at all this is what our ruling class has decided will be normal he then goes on to pour some sort of accelerant it looks like on his head out of a water bottle he was carrying and then he lights himself on fire bores and as the flames engulf him you can hear him yelling free palestine free palestine again and again until finally he collapses and that is when officers you can see them race in one of them with a fire extinguisher in their hands trying to put out the flames but it takes time and as we have learned bushnell died in the hospital at some point later on yeah the video is kind of funny to be honest yes i watched the video yeah he says like some dude runs over and he's like we need fire extinguishers not guns because some dude like a secret service guy's pointing a gun at him it's like his job isn't to put out fires it's to put out lights yep you know terrorist assholes um Bob since you're on twitter go to jill steins twitter really quickly um i caught this i caught this and i think maybe i responded to it i don't remember but it's uh yeah this one so she posted the picture of him on fire um and read the quote there oh boy she quotes him what rest in power erin bushnell i will no longer be complicit in genocide free palestine quoting him uh may his sacrifice deepen our commitment to stop genocide now now what did i say uh right below here join him that's this is honestly a fucked up tweet though like she's kind of like hey good job you did a good day yeah i know i know i read it like be against fucking whatever the war on god's all you want of that sort of thing well no she's jill steins really pushing the green initiative right that's her thing there's nothing greener than killing everybody yes no no killing yourself oh yeah gets rid of your carbon footprint sure does and man you're both your footprints damn i don't know if we can show this it gets rid of all your footprints why do why is this fucking hilarious though him lighting some on fire uh yeah but it's but it's like mortal combat scorpion fatality basically yeah yeah yeah for sure that it'll get it'll get our fucking because everybody's trying to share this video now it'll get our uh backup nuked um but do go to my twitter really quickly because i just i just reposted one um that's also really funny there we go it's it's like a fucking air force commercial mm-hmm ignite your career oh boy look at that dude this other one i don't want to fucking be a dick if you want to see it it's on twitter and it's midnight mitch is the account midnight yeah bob go go to it and just show uh ross don't fucking put it up on the screen though because i don't know if this one will get us nuked or not ignite your careers is uh is a really good one though i'm a big fan of that which one do you want oh moral combat i think you'll see yeah yeah and that's the real video holy on fire yeah i don't think we should know yeah we definitely shouldn't but um i mean the guy stays up for a surprising amount of time there you know yeah um you know it takes a while for fire to kill you it does it's not easy it's not a quick process now and by the way fuck this guy yeah man i i don't understand if you really wanted to help free palestine why not just go to palestine yeah you're right for those guys they need help you're an air force dude fucking go kit up yep they need help okay they meet it they need help lighting yourself on fire what is that what is that gonna do he was probably suicidal anyways you need just wanted his death to mean something that would be my guess and i'm not i'm not kidding about that that's probably what it was but that's really fucking stupid dumb and because again if you really believed in freeing palestine you can go there pretty easily yeah just or you could donate your body to fucking science there's a million things you could do to help people or just go i mean go it's it's that easy of like hey man i'm gonna hop into the war and help people out now on the other end of this stupid bullshit is kid rock yeah who is a fucking retard yeah yeah yeah an absolute fucking piece of shit idiot he'll never fucking come near the show again i agree so which which one did you get did you wow you're talking about the rogan in a real okay so i did you see rogan's post his post i texted it to you guys i think on friday bob but some if you go to joe rogan's feet it's a picture of him in in his guest and he's he's always done it right whoever's on the show hey here's me and so and so and he goes had a great time drinking at bud lights with kid rock on today's show enjoy it's look we told you this months ago i don't care about that i've never cared about this stupid bud light shit but i told you they were buying off everyone like that and and it's fine if you're kid rock though when you're gonna get bought off kid rock literally drinking bud light like two weeks after he's blowing them up yeah check out what if bud didn't buy kid rock what if kid rock was always full of shit yep so i we got confirmation bob so i figured this one out because i think we talked about this on rpr a long time ago and i believe he pulled up the menu from his boar because we had a meeting with them about getting uh hard af seltzer in there and uh and i was shocked to find out that bud light was still in the bar because a lot of people pulled it from uh Broadway yeah big and rich a bunch of other musicians and they were looking to fill it with other products and uh he's been bought for a longer time than people actually know here but uh they're buying up everyone what did he say i didn't watch the actual interview what did what did he say there um well a couple of things but he said that um we should go into palestine and start bombing people um the civilians voted for him and they're not helping to get those hostages back so they start killing you know 30 40,000 of them at the time and then they'll change their tune pretty quick a couple of things on that one we ain't doing shit you're a fucking coward you've never spent one day of your life serving this country not one second of one day your entire persona's fake you're full of shit from the very fucking beginning robert your poser he's from bruce township not detroit he's from a fucking gated community an hour north of detroit where he lived in a fucking uh mansion we showed it on the show he lived in a fifth like 5,600 square foot mansion his dad had like a fucking Mercedes dealership chain and shit like that uh he lived on a 22 room estate on five and a half acres of the five car garage three stall horse barn a regulation tennis court swimming pool hot tub wet bar he is a privileged white child yeah that's pretending to be this thing and has made himself even richer than he already was by scamming all of you so what else did he say in this interview by the way uh do you watch it in the entirety um not no i didn't watch the entirety of it but for this particular clip bob you can go to uh amiri king's twitter oh i love american yeah because whenever you say his name i'm just glad that he's still alive i mean he's got like five kids so he's not going anywhere i know but it's there it is so you can play this clip this is a clip from rogan that that everybody's up in arms about i guess all right play it's like it's just going there and be like you know what we want to hostage us back if we don't have back clock starts now and fucking 24 hours we're gonna start bombing motherfuckers and killing fucking civilians 30 40 000 a fucking time so you civilians better fucking pack up and fucking get these fucking motherfuckers and take you you go against them us you fucking go against them girls doing it's like he's a fucking pussy he's he's never been in a fight in this fucking life he grew up rich then he was famous and he's had fucking armed security around him for the rest of his life he's a coward yeah only only a piece of shit would even suggest something like that and anybody that thinks he's an american badass i have some lakefront property or some ocean front property in arizona to sell you he is completely full of shit yeah i wasn't uh i was none too blessed about the bud light thing on my mind i don't care about the bud light i did man if you're gonna do it and then take their fucking money right afterwards like it's all just a fucking grift like so yeah he's i mean his whole life is a grift though that's the point he got one of his most famous songs early on like the line everyone's saying along to what like i can smell a pig from a mile away like talking shit on the cops and then mr then the line back the blue he's always been totally full of shit yeah he he's he's just a pampered dipered up white kid yep that's out here like fucking uh cosplaying as a tough guy he's never done any tough guy shit in his life like give me one tough guy bonafide one thing you did climb kill him a jar what did you do bob you fucking piece of shit fuck this guy yeah i'm all good on kid rock as well uh now it's time for the drinking bro the week go to drink and bros.com and submit um the store is stocked up over there uh bro boxes starting here and what shit three days four days dantony um whatever march first is yeah yeah and you have by the way i want to reiterate this if you are signed up for the bro box for the first one by march first then you're entered into a contest where you and a guest will be flown to austin and 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