Midnight Movie Theatre
Terrifier 3 - 2024 - Damien Leone
S2 Episode 78: This movie terrified my balls off. Definitely don't smoke weed before watching. It will only make it even more terrifying.
- Duration:
- 1h 26m
- Broadcast on:
- 02 Jan 2025
- Audio Format:
- other
(music) Welcome back to Midnight Movies Theater. Tonight we're all finishing up the Terrifier franchise. (applause) There's no doubt there's going to be a Terrifier 4. I read that it's already in production, and I'll definitely be seeing that movie because like the other entries before, Terrifier 3 basically ends on a cliffhanger. I mean, it does wrap up the movie, but it leaves so many questions. We won't really get into too much of that yet. I'll save all of that for the spoiler section. After that, I'll talk about my overall feelings on the movie and do a little rating of the franchise so far, and talk about what my guesses are going to be for what's going to happen in the next movie. (music) Oh my god, and I don't know if there's already rumors about what's to come with the Terrifier franchise or not. I haven't really listened to any interviews or anything like that yet, so I'm just going to kind of wait and see, find out what happens. On my own, hopefully it's some good shit. God damn it, it's too much. I thought they fucking fixed that fucking fog machine repairman. They're always fucking me over. Where was I? I thought about doing another list at some point, maybe a list of movies that I... God damn it, that I think are roser or more offensive than the Terrifier movies. But now that I'm thinking about it, I probably won't do that. I doubt that's going to happen in 2025. Fuck. This movie came out in 2024 with a $2 million budget, which doesn't sound crazy for today's standards, it's not like a ton of money to make a movie anymore. For example, I think Megalopolis was like $300 million fucking dollars. And I think the Joker movie, Joker 2, falli adews, I think that was $200 million. So comparing that to the second movie that had $250,000 budget and the first with only a $50,000 budget, it really opens the door up for Damian Leo to expand upon the world of the Terrifier. He does that quite a bit. This movie definitely has the most set pieces out of all of them as well. It's pretty nice. It moves throughout this wherever the fuck we are. It's like sometimes we're at a college, sometimes we're at this other person's house. It's pretty good. And there's definitely more special effects overall. Mostly all of them are nasty practical gore scenes that you come to expect from this franchise, but there's also a pretty cool portal to hell that we get to see at some point. And it looked kickass. I love when someone can just throw in a little portal to hell in a movie. With the budget only being $2 million, the box office is reported at $89.6 million freaking dollar. And I'm guessing that's probably before it was put back in the theaters on Christmas Eve. So who knows how much money this fucker made. It is definitely one of those great indie horror movie success stories that you love to hear about. Like so many others that just are cemented into the horror animals. What the fuck am I talking about? Bitch, that's just my bio. Get that ball off the TV. We have David Howard Thornton back his art the clown of course. And Lauren Lavera as Sienna Shaw. These two really give great performances in both of these movies. I guess Damian Leon and the first one as well, but uh, or not Damian Leon. David Howard Thornton. Fuck. I already did it. I already lost it. God damn it. I keep saying I'm not going to use the fog machine, but every time I come in here, it's just so tempting. But now we're grading it already. There's too much goddamn fog in this room. Get that ball off the TV. And yeah, these two give great performances. I feel like they really, their characters really make the movie. It's no doubt that these movies want to be as successful without the art the clown character. And the Sienna Shaw character just really adds everything that it needs as far as like art needs a counterpart, a hero, if you will. And yeah, she does great at that. It's a, it's very, it's the whole reason I want to watch the next one to see what happens with these two. Elliot Fulman plays Jonathan Shaw again. He's in the movie a lot less than I expected. I have some more thoughts on that and his character, but I'll save it for the end. Another highlighted character is Victoria Hayes played by Samantha Scaffy. She's the only survivor from the first movie. She's the lady without the face that is doing the interview and all that shit. And yeah, she's in this movie quite a bit more than I expected honestly. I figured it would be more like the second movie. Those were my expectations, I guess. Anyway, we might as well do some freaking spoilers right now. Okay, let's just go ahead and get this shit popping off right now. [Music] I eat up, I can't cool down, the gum is spinning around and around, right around and around it goes, where it stops and nobody knows. Every time you call my name, I heat up like a burning flame, burning flame, full of desire. Kiss me baby, let the fire get high. [Music] You make me hot, you make me sigh, you make me laugh, you make me cry. Keep me burning, for your love, with the touch of a bell below. [Music] That's enough of that, that song. Kickshacks, I could listen to that song all night. I could do all sorts of shit to that song. [Music] So this movie starts off with a house establishing shot of a big-ass house with tons of Christmas lights. It's very well decorated and honestly it reminded me of like the establishing shot from Black Christmas or even the Christmas evil movie that I just watched last week. What the hell, is that me? There's a couple sleeping and they're woken up by their very young daughter telling them that there's someone on the roof and the parents are like yeah right, we don't hear shit, it's probably nothing. The mom gets her back to bed and tries to convince her that it was probably just some sort of a critter like maybe a possum or a squirrel or a raccoon. The girl thinks it's Santa but the mom's like maybe it's just one of his elves checking in on the house making sure that the roof is safe for the reindeers to land. And it's a really cute scene where she's just kind of getting her settled back in. The mom puts some cookies downstairs after getting the daughter settled into bed and she kind of hears some noises too. She's like oh fuck I'm getting a little freaked out by all this shit. She notices that the door is cracked open and just shuts it and locks it. Oh fuck sorry. She goes upstairs and starts kind of grilling the dad about how he left the door unlocked. He starts complaining about how he keeps getting woke up because she's telling him about all the shit that he needs to do and he's just like yeah I could lock the door if you shut the fuck up and let me go to bed. But nevertheless they do go back to bed. The girl wakes up again. She thinks that it's Santa so she goes downstairs to take a peek. She sees a shadow moving around and goes to wake up the brother. He's not about that shit at all though. This little dude is just like I'm trying to fucking snooze. It's Christmas tomorrow or some shit. I need to I need bed. She goes back down and sees that Santa is just like standing in front of the tree facing it and she's just like oh shit I better hide. And it's a good thing she does because that ain't damn Santa. That's Arthur fucking clown. Arthur's Santa. He pulls an axe out of his sack and heads upstairs. The girl hides but pops out to follow Santa to see what the hell's going on. He heads to the boys room her brother and we just hear the kid getting chopped up with the axe over and over again. So you just hear a bunch of axe smashes and shortly after that art comes out of her room and heads over to the parents room. He just starts in on the dad while he's asleep. He's just uh starts smashing his head with the axe right away. It's like oh my fucking god. What are we doing here? Somebody means I call the cops. The mom wakes up and notices that she's covered in blood. She's just like oh fuck. And she just sees the dad getting his head arms and body all chopped apart. Mom runs out and slams the door shut. Art does the here's Johnny thing to the door while he's just like cracking up laughing. He just sticks his head out of the door and he's like that's just my pio. The mom sees that the girl's bed is empty but that the boy's bed is full of body parts and guts. And she's like ah shit you know. She's like hey girl get the fuck out of here go run. She runs down for the door but she gets axed in the back before she can even get to the damn door open. And then she gets an axed to the gut and you're like oh yeah she's definitely dead you know like any normal person would be fucking dead from that. But of course she falls down to the ground has a a long delay death where art just starts hacking her arm off at the shoulder and then he gives her an ax to the dome. And as you would expect the effects are all very up front. It doesn't pull away from mom and dad getting killed at all. It's already just super fucking brutal. Art goes over and eats some cookies with milk and he even does the dishes before he leaves. But he hears something on his way out from coming from one of the cabinets. And he pops open the cabinet and it's the little girl. We just get a shot of the ax and then the title screen. So we can assume he probably kills her too. And then we get a cut scene that says five years prior to what we just saw. We cut to a police officer responding to a call about a possible suspect armed and dangerous dangerous. So what I said huh that sounded weird in my head sounded like I said danger rush. I don't know if I did or not though. Any fucking way we see the cop is back where the second movie left off or yeah this like cop goes in response to this call. And it's at the terrifier at the end of the second movie. He just walks up on Art's body with the head missing. He's like oh shit you know what the fuck is going on here. He calls it in and waits and he starts to realize that there's something else in the area. He's looking around and he keeps checking back on Art's body. But for some reason he'll just like is flash lighting around the place. He's like where where the fuck is that? Where's that noise coming from? What the hell's going on in here? And then after looking around for a while he turns around and notices that Art's body isn't where it was when he got there. His headless fucking body just pops out of nowhere and starts choking out the fucking cop. He blasts the body a couple of times but it doesn't really do anything. He just gets choked to death. And then we cut to a subway ride. This lady is just chilling there. She's just in the subway train by herself. And then all of a sudden Art walks in with the cop's head on top of his body. He's just kind of holding it in place where his neck stump is. And at first I wasn't sure if this was going to be his new head for the rest of the movie. Like if that's something he can do and then maybe he just throws makeup over this security guard's face. Get one of those type of situations going on here. We flash over to Chris Jericho Y2J at the mental hospital. He's kind of dozing off when we hear the scream from what was going on at the end of Terrifier 2 and Vicky Cell. Sorry for all the fucking burping. It's the nastu. Speaking of nastu, did anybody see nastra 2? I heard that movie was good anyway. So she's just like, "Uh yeah, Vicky's eating my coworker. I'm Chris Jericho and I need help." But then she's like, uh, she's like, "Yeah, help me motherf--" Oh yeah, she's like, she's Vicky's taunting Chris Jericho. Art's head is also eating the Whitey's body, the nurse's body, and then Art's body shows up and distracts him. But Jericho tries to fight Vicky, but yeah, she loves getting her ass flipped for some reason. Every time he punches her, she's just like, "Oh yeah, I love that shit." Get my ass some more. Art's body joins in and they just start tearing Chris Jericho's forehead apart. It's disgusting. They rip his face open and pull his face off and shit and they do something else too. I can't remember where they stick at their fingers in his ears or something like that. And now we're back on the subway, a different subway ride. This time Vicky and Art are sitting in there just covered in bloodish and shit. Art's head appears to be duct taped onto his body now. It's a pretty fucking wild scene. And I do wonder that because his injuries must heal themselves or recover or whatever. He definitely doesn't have a taped-on head through the whole movie, I don't think. It seemed like that'd be real easy to knock off if he didn't heal himself. There's a quick stop where some dude gets on dressed up as Art Declan. He's like, "Oh shit, your guys' costumes look fucking great." You really knocked it out of the park, guys. And he takes a quick pick of the two of them and then the scene cuts. And now we're over at Art's workshop. Art's wearing the fake Art's fresh costume so we can assume they probably killed that guy or at least he's running around butt fucking naked somewhere right now. Vicky is going wild with the bicorn when they get there for some reason. Art's just getting his weapons together while Vicky starts chilling out with the big old group of rats. For some reason, she loves rats. So, Art looks kind of pissed off the whole time. He's just like walking around looking at shit and he just looks like, "Ah, I'm fucking disappointed as hell right now." He finds a rocking chair and puts it in front of the window. And yeah, that is interesting that I wonder if something about their activity has to do with Sienna's activity. I don't know, it seems I'm curious about what the story is behind this five year way that they go through. Anyway, we'll get to that right now. Art just sits in a rocking chair in front of the window and just kind of chills out. Vicky's checking out her face and talking about how hot she used to be and now she's all fucked up and no one's going to want to bang her anymore. Bitch, that's just my video. So, she busts the mirror with some headbutts and then she gets in a bath with a big old piece of broken glass and just starts cutting the fuck out of her wrist and it's just like, "Holy fuck, lady." Why do you do that? At this, as this is happening, we keep cutting to art and he's just looking like a little happier every time she's cutting herself. I don't know if that's what's cheering him up or what. Maybe in Terrifier 4 it'll explain why he's so- Get that boy offing TV. I bought a couple of DVDs over. We're at Sunny Valley. Seeing his uncle Greg is there to pick her up, they sign her out and hit the road. They start talking about a girl that must be Canna's cousin. Greg's just like, "Yeah, it's my daughter. She loves you." She's just like, "She loves Canna so much and she can't wait to see you." They get to Greg's house and they're so stoked to see each other. The girl's name is Gabby and we see Canna's aunt for a quick hug. I can't think of what her aunt's name is right now but I know I wrote it down later. Bitch, that's just my video. They go to Gabby's room and it's just very fantastic and whimsical. They have a really nice reunion where she reads the letter that she wrote for a Canna and it's very sweet. I like their relationship between these two. We cut to these demolition workers showing up to where I'm guessing art's workshop is. It's just the two guys and they're talking about how they're about to tear this damn place apart. The younger guy keeps talking about how creepy the place is and the old guy is just like, "Oh yeah, did you hear about this place is like fucking haunted or whatever?" Basically, he's like some maniac abducted and killed a bunch of kids here and he's like, "He buried all the bodies in the fucking basement." And the guy's just like, "Hey man, are you fucking with me?" And the old guy lets the tension build. And then he's like, "Yeah, of course I'm fucking with you." They split up and they make sure the house is clear. We're back with Canna and Gabby. Canna has a flashback to her talking to her dad about his comic book style artwork that he's always making. She's just giving him shit because he hasn't drawn any female superheroes yet. Bitch, that's just my video. He's like, "After I get done with this comic, I will." The flashbacks cut right as the dad is about to give her something important. Gabby starts reading Canna's diary out loud and it's the part in the diary where Canna was writing about the clown cafe. She's like, "Whoa, don't be fucking reading my diary. What the hell, bitch?" And she's like, "And don't need to be worried about no clown cafe bullshit neither." Okay. Back to the demolition crew. The two dudes are just going from room to room of this old ass, the lappetated house. The old guy starts noticing a light flickering behind a plastic sheet and he's like, "What the hell's going on over there?" Meanwhile, the young guy is upstairs and he finds art the clown still facing the window in that rocking chair. This time, he's fucking covered in cobwebs. The older guy downstairs finds Vicky's body in the tub and he's just like, "What the fuck?" And it just looks like these two have been chilling in the house for five years. There's like mold and shit all over Vicky and she's like, the whole wall looks rotten and dusty and shitty. The old guy is hollering for the young guy. We see Vicky start to raise her arm up and she stabs the old guy right in the neck with that nasty dirty piece of shitty glass that she was holding five years. Five years for this whole time. Why am I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The full time for five years. Oh, I need water bad. I'm a thirsty man. Okay, now where am I at here? Where are my notes? Yeah, Vicky stabs the old guy in the fucking neck with the dirty glass and art pops up and just throws the young dude across the floor by his face. Vicky kills the old dude with the glass and shit and art just starts whooping the young guy's ass bad. He gets him pinned down and stabs a nail through his hand. Vicky walks in on this and she's just fucking loving it. She's like, "Hell yeah." Art bites the guy's fingers off and then all of a sudden Vicky just starts masturbating with a piece of broken glass. Art grabs the guy's box cutter and just starts scalping him. He just starts cutting into his head like right down the middle of it like from the eyebrow area to like the occipital ridge back there. He completely de-gloves this guy's face. Get that pool off the TV. Yeah, he just like, if you're appealing one of those oranges, the little oranges that peel really easy, the little ones. What is that called? Anyway, it's like one of those. He takes his skin and just takes his all the skin off. So it's just a skeleton now. He's just a skeleton face guy. And yeah, Vicky finishes while this is going off. She just like squirts out a big ass bloody pool of piss under butt. And then we're back to Uncle Gregg's. They're having family dinner and Gabby is just admiring Sienna's scars and they're like, "Gabby, don't be staring." That's rude. They're talking about how Gabby stopped believing in Santa recently and she was like, "Yeah, whatever. I stopped believing in his ass a long time ago." Sienna gets jump scared by her dead friend from the second movie. She just kind of sees a vision of her in the bloody ass condition that art left her in. So she's just like, "Siena, pass me the fucking rice!" or something like that. And yeah, she's bloody as hell and her friend is just like, "You're the reason I'm dead, motherfucker." She just keeps egging her on to pass the rice all the time too. She's just like, "Pass me the fucking rice." She starts banging on the table. It's like, "God damn chill. I'm chilling fucking out of beach. That's just my video." The mom is kind of noticing the weird behavior from her. She just keeps like eyeballing her like, "Damn, that's you freaking out over there. What?" And I'm sure she probably knows something is up. It sounds like this whole time that Sienna's been gone. She's been like in and out of mental institutions and shit like that and getting help for all the horrible trauma that she went through in the last movie. Okay. Now we're with John showing up to his uh, Jonathan. Yeah, it feels weird to call him John. I feel like they always call him Jonathan. Anyway, a little Jonathan showing up to his college dorm. He's all grown up now. He's grown man. He walks in on his roommates making out and he's just like, "Oh, sorry." And they're like, "Yeah. No, don't be." And his roommate's girlfriend is just obsessed with art to clown shit. She's like, "Yeah, I love the Clown Valley murders or whatever the fuck they're called." And she's like, "Hey, also I do a true crime podcast. Could you come on as a guest? It'd be a huge favor." And John's like, "Yeah, no thanks. I don't really like talking about that shit." It's kind of fucked up and she's pretty much begging him to go on her podcast at this point. Um, John's just like, "Yeah, I gotta take a phone call from Sienna." And the dude roommates just like, "I gotta need to get some frickin' pussy." And uh, I think the roommate's name is Cole. He doesn't, he comes off as like a big dickhead right off the bat, but he does seem cooler than the girlfriend as the movie goes on. We'll get into all that stuff later. Um, while Jonathan and Sienna are on the phone, uh, they're just like talking about how excited she is to see him for Christmas. And this just keeps cutting with scenes of Sienna taking pills and having a breakdown in the bathroom. Um, I'm assuming that's like, just happened right before she called him or something. It was kind of hard to tell at first, but she was like, "We're in the same closing shit." And maybe she was taking her new medication because of the vision she just had, I guess. Um, they're like, "All right, I love you. See you later, sister. See you later, brother. Bye." Uh, Gabby walks in and asks if she's okay. She's just like, "Yeah, I'm kind of queasy to my stomach from this medication that I've been taking." In that whole scene with Jonathan and his roommate or whatever, uh, roommates, roommate and girlfriend, I, they kept calling him Shaw. And for some reason, that just wasn't clicking with me right away. I was like, "Is his name fucking Shaw?" And then I remembered it was the last name. And I was like, "Oh, damn." Anyway, we cut over to art boiling something and just kind of fucking around with a spray tank. Vicki is cutting up some bed sheets, I guess, or some shit like that. Art takes the spray tank and just blasts a rat with it. And this, this tank has literate liquid nitrous in it or something like that. Liquid nit, yeah. He's pretty excited about it. He just takes the frozen rat body and smashes it against the table. And then he throws the dead rat to the rest of the rats. Back with Sienna, she is doing some artistic makeup on Gabby in the middle of, um, of this Gabby just like asked her about her scars again. And Sienna is just like, "Oh, I got into a fight. Don't worry about it." And she's just like, "Oh, did you win the fight?" And she's like, "Hell yeah, I did. Fuck him." Whoop, there's a rat in this. And they're just kind of bonding this whole time and having a really great time. More, uh, showing that they have a nice little connection here, a nice relationship between these two. Now we're with Sienna at a bar with some hoes. They're just trying to fuck him. And he's like, "No thanks. I gotta miss his claws." And Terence Howard is sitting next. No, Clint Howard. Beach, that's just my B.O. Clint Howard is sitting next to him. And I would not have put, uh, two Christmas horror movies out of, uh, four having Clint-- Get that bull off the TV. If you know what I'm saying, I'll bark on the DVD. Anyway, uh, say, yeah, yeah. Santa's just like turning the ladies down and, uh, I kept writing Terence, as Clint. Terence keeps piping up and saying shit like, "Oh, hey, I'll fuck you. Come over here, I'll fuck you." Uh, and the ladies leave. Art sees Santa at the bar and he gets so excited. He rushes into the bar. He's freaking out, just like jumping in the air and running in place and fanning himself and shit, just really losing it. The bartender's like, "Yo, what the fuck does this guy have in his sack? He's got this dirty black sack that he's dragging all over my bar. Art starts digging around and it gets this really devious look on his face where you're like, "Oh, shit, he's about to pull out a chainsaw and cut someone's dick off with it," or something like that. The tension builds so much and then he just busts out a bike horn and starts honking it. He's just honking the fucking thing and doing a little dance and Santa's like, "Hey, man, put the horn away. You seem like a pretty cool guy. Why don't you sit down with me and I'll buy if I can beat her?" Then we cut back to Sienna talking to Aunt Jess. She's telling Jess like, "Yeah, I feel pretty good right now. I think this medicine is working and shit. I'm super normal." But Jess knows that she's going through some shit and she's trying to comfort her a little bit. Sienna and Jess both start comforting each other by talking about her mom and stuff like that and just how much they miss her and how funny she was. They talk about how she used to cuss all the time. They're like, "Damn, she used to cuss at the nuns when she was a little ass kid even. She used to call the nun a bitch," or a, "Yeah, a cunt." That's what she says. She used to call the nuns the cunts or something like that and it's just like, "God damn. When she was in second grade, what the fuck?" Back at the bar, Art has the Christmas hat on and he's sitting on Santa's lap, which, you know, I guess they're just chilling. It's one of them ditty bars. The bar tender asks for Art's ID and he pulls out Maurice Jackson's ID and they're just like, "What the fuck? You don't look like a Maurice Jackson." That's just my P.O. and they're just like, "Ah, you know what? Don't worry about a bar tender. Just get this motherfucker at drink. He's obviously 21. He looks like a crazy fuck." Art takes a shot and just Triple H spits the whole thing in Santa's face. He's just like, "Fuck you dude. Just water dragons Santa's eyes with whiskey or something." And they're like, "Oh motherfucker, that was rude as hell." Then Art just starts pissing all over Santa's lap. They're all pissed as fuck up this. They're just like, "Alright, goddamn it. You gotta get the fuck out of here. You're fucking weird." And the bar tender grabs Art and just like shoves him down across the room. They throw his sack over to him and they're just like, "You gotta get the fuck out of here." Santa's like, "God damn it. I gotta clean my fucking suit now. You pissed all over me and I stink like clown piss." The bar tender is about to go back over to Art to throw him out of there. But Art is quick with the switch. And he blasts the bar tender and Clint Howard. And Santa's like, "Oh fuck." He's freaking the fuck out and just pleading with him. He's like, "Oh Mr. Clown, please don't fucking shoot me." Art gets a big grin on his face and then we cut to Santa tied up in a chair in his undies. Art is wearing the full on Santa outfit at this point. He's doing a little dance for him and then he goes over to his bag and he grabs out that nitrous oxygen can. I think this auto corrected twice. Santa is still trying to get him to stop but Art just keeps laughing and pretending to spray him with the nitrous. He's like faking him out bad. And eventually he does just start blasting his arms and legs with the nitrous and he freezes his limbs. He busts out a hammer like a mallet and just starts breaking off big-ass chunks of Santa's legs. And then he goes and he busts his hands up too. It's fucking nasty. It's a good one though. Great effects here. He gets the tank again and then he just blasts Santa right in the fucking face with it. So he's done for it. But Art grabs the hammer and just starts smashing his face off with a few big smacks. He's like busting his cheeks and nose and stuff off and the whole time you can just see Santa's eyes moving around. It's ridiculous. He peels the beard off the guy and puts it on his own face. So he's like now I have a fucking Santa beard. Before Art leaves he grabs a carrot off of a fake snowman and shoves the carrot into the guy's bloody skinless face like where his nose was. I thought he was going to shove it into his dick back with Jess and Greg. They're talking about Sienna and how she's doing the Gabby and Sienna are going out shopping on their own the next day and Greg's just kind of like yeah I don't know about all that. What if she has another fucking freakout moment like she did at dinner and while she's out with Gabby and he's kind of going on about how like don't you think this is probably going to get worse as time goes on and shit like that. So you're kind of not sure what to think about her like damn. And now we're in Sienna's room. She's writing in her diary about how she saw her dead friend Brooke. We see Sienna pull out a letter about how she has to destroy some little girl. I couldn't really read it all but it makes you wonder who that little girl is that the notes are referring to. At least it did to me at first and then not too long after I started thinking like oh must be the little girl from Terrifier 2 but she hasn't been in this movie the whole time so I was kind of like is she talking about Gabby or what the fuck is going on with this. Anyway we got over to a mall Santa listening to a bunch of different kids wishes and then we see that Sienna and Gabby are at that mall. Sienna is looking for a present for Jonathan. She's learning from Gabby that Jonathan doesn't dress in all black anymore. It's just kind of some back and forth about like yeah Jonathan's out of his fucking death metal phase dude. Now he just wears like regular clothes and shit. Sienna kind of starts hearing some creepy music play over the store speakers and then there's like a bunch of screaming and what sounds like hell noises. She sees art walk by the store window but he's wearing a super creepy old Santa mask. She's about to fucking snap at this point. She's like no fucking way dude. Art stops and waves to her but he never like takes his mask off or anything at this point but you can definitely tell it's him because he's bloody as hell. Now we're with Jonathan at college. He's listening to the girl's podcast that he's has the the girl the roommate's girlfriend's podcast is what he's listening to the true crime one and the other host is talking about how she thinks Sienna did the murders. She's just kind of going through this like conspiracy theory of like she was there at every murder and shit like that. I don't know if that really checks out or not what about the first movie but anyway it's just some bullshit rumor for this podcast. Yeah that podcast host is played by any letterman who is a I think she's famous for the wagmi to Brynn and Shob's drug thing. I'm pretty sure that's her. She's the wagmi to the drug lady. We cut over to Sienna and Jonathan at this food court. John's asking Sienna like why she wanted to see him right now and she's just like yeah I want you to come I want to invite you over to Aunt Jess's house later whatever. John's like no that's all right I've got plans I'm going to go to a fucking frat party dog. Cole Jonathan's roommate pops in and Jonathan introduces him. Cole's pretty cool about this interaction. He's just kind of like what's up Sienna I'm Cole nice to meet you and then he's like now it's time for me to go but Cole's girlfriend pops up out of nowhere and she's about to jizz her pants she's just like Sienna Shaw in real fucking life and she just can't fucking stop talking about her podcast and how she wants to talk to her on the her podcast show about how she's doing and shit like that she's like yeah I'd love to have you on as a guest it'd be so fucking fun to talk about you and all your fucking shit that you had to go through and Sienna's just kind of shaken about all this she's like getting you can tell she's about to freak the fuck out and then she does freak the fuck out. She just starts unloading on this girl about how she's like oh yeah it's real cool to talk about how I see my fucking dead friends all the time and how I hallucinate all the time and how I keep having to go to mental institutions to deal with all this bullshit and she calls the girl a leech and just keeps screaming at her it's like ooh she told that bitch that's just my video and yeah this is uh I do like that they're uh kind of in the movie with this movie it's fun that they're calling out uh podcasts in general especially I mean I like a lot of true crime podcasts and there's definitely some that are you can tell are more sincere than others and um I listen to both I'm not gonna pretend like I don't I like the ones that are funny and I also like the ones that can be really uh sincere and sensitive to everyone involved in the story so yeah it was kind of fun to see this little uh thing added into the movie with this and also uh just in general people need to um stop making so many goddamn podcasts oh oh we cut over to Sienna talking to Jonathan outside the food court Sienna says she saw art dressed as Santa and John's like come on Sienna you cut off his fucking head already we don't need to think about him and Sienna is just like come on you know it's not over motherfucker you're the one that wrote me all those letters and shit about dad shit and stuff like that and she's just grilling his ass pretty hard but then she realizes that she's being a little bit of a dickhead so she eases up on him Sienna reminds him of the letter he wrote to her about the little girl being a demon and how they need to destroy her and all that shit so that's where we learned that that's the little girl that uh the letter was talking about and that Jonathan uh wrote it to her i don't think i even realized that i was like oh i guess Sienna wrote this letter to herself as like a reminder of some shit um she reads um she reads more of the letter and she's like uh yeah demons need a vessel to get to the other worlds the idea is that the demon came through by using a serial killer and uh vicky as the host so this was a part that i probably should have uh hit the rewind button on and maybe listen to a second time i guess like the little girl demon or the demon i don't know if the the demon is a little girl or if the demon was you i think the demon was using the little girl from the second movie to come back as like a physical uh being a phantom of of sorts and the second movie and now for whatever reason instead of using the little girl now using vicky as the host and art is like helping or something i'm i might need to figure this out at some point maybe in the fourth movie at all i'll be clear maybe i just need to look up like a youtube video explaining this because i i'm not gonna lie i did kind of lose some of this plot when i was watching it and uh so they talk about how the counterpart to this evil is Sienna like how she's she's the one that's gonna take down this motherfucker according to jonathan's research she announces that she needs to go back to the terrifier and we're like hmm why does she need to go back there what could be back there that she can beat that's just my bio um we go back to the santa mall shit the parents are kind of checking their watches and like what that what the hell santa there's like a big ass line of parents with their kids art steps out and sits himself right into santa's throne he's basically just like belly laughing silently doing all sorts of mind shit one of the girls sees them uh one of the little girls and she's just like hey it's fucking santa and the mom's distracted by her cell phone and she's just so stoked she runs up and uh hugs him and shit and art digs around in his sack and pulls out an actual doll and the girl runs off at first you're like danny's gonna pull out like a an axe and cut her freaking arms off or whatever motherfucking shit uh but no he gives her a toy and then all the other kids see this and they just rush him they tear through the fucking barricades and they're just like yeah santa toys and he's just handing out stuffed bears and footballs and all sorts of other cool shit one of the elves sees this and is just like oh who the fuck's that guy so he tells security like hey that's not the santa though we hired so uh this guy goes the security goes up and confronts him and art's just acting like he's santa he's just like keeps like pointing at him and then pointing at the picture of santa he's like that's me motherfucker don't you see and uh guys it's like all right buddy pack your shit up and let's go and um art's just like fucking digging through this trash sack uh he throws art out of there meanwhile this kid is opening up a gift box and when he gets it open it's a fucking bomb the shit just explodes big as hell and there's just like blown apart bodies everywhere and shit it's uh crazy uh we're back with Jonathan in his damn dorm room and he is just smashing some shit and there he's all upset uh you know I don't think this is his dorm room though this is another thing that like I don't maybe I just miss some little details or something because like later on we and then anyway this will go into like a whole other part of the movie but I don't think this is Jonathan's dorm room that we see him and I think we're kind of supposed to think that it's his dorm room but I don't know where the fuck he is anyway he almost takes his aunt that Sienna just visited him and that she's getting worse but then he stops sending it he's like nah maybe maybe later and he like throws his phone. Sienna pulls up to aunt jessus and it looks like she must have went back to the terrifier to get the sword she has a disguise as a present and she's trying to sneak in but gabby catches her so she puts it with the presence by the tree she's just like yeah this is just a surprise definitely not a fucking uh short sword in here gabby don't uh worry about that art holds the door open for a few oh wait where am I at oh yeah yeah fuck me art pulls up to the college dorm in a demolition van he is in full-on Santa gear with some pretty sick Christmas tree sunglasses on he grabs the trash shack and heads to the front door art holds the door for a few students and then he heads inside himself this cuts to a scene um with Sienna talking to aunt jess gabby mentions how Sienna doesn't like cereal anymore and this uh makes Sienna look a little suspicious she's like hey gabby um me and you need to go upstairs and play some goddamn board games right now and gabby's like hell yeah that sounds cool they go up and Sienna's immediately just like did you read my fucking diary dude and gabby's like uh yeah i did i read the whole goddamn thing and Sienna's like god fucking damn a goddamn fuck why did you do that she explains to gabby that she's sick and um that uh she sees things that aren't there she's just trying to convince her like yeah that shit didn't really happen i'm just a crazy person so don't believe anything you read in my crazy fucking diary okay she makes gabby promise that she won't talk about her journal entries to anyone and then they start playing pictionary back to Cole and his girlfriend Cole is talking to Jonathan's voicemail he's just like sup john i'm just seeing where you are tonight i'm gonna be fucking my girlfriend in your bed or wherever they live uh and the girlfriend is way more fucking dumb than you can imagine she's just going nuts about how she needs to convince Sienna to do her interview uh she's like one of the motherfuckers owes me an interview and she's just like um yeah after this you can kind of tell that she's more probably more excited about art than she is like actually actually interested in Jonathan or Sienna's story she's just like getting all fucking like oh yeah what was it like to be around someone that was that evil what does it feel like to almost get killed by an evil clown and shit like that and then she starts trying to seduce Cole into helping her get the Jonathan interview and the whole time this is going on we see art listening just outside the door he's just kind of like peeking in and he's just giving a bunch of big reactions to everything that she was saying about him and uh because the boyfriend's like yeah sounds like you want to fuck art the clown and ours just kind of like hey was that i heard and then he and yeah he's just kind of reacting to that and how horny they're being they're they're getting super horny they're just like we're about to do six in the shower back in jess's house the pictionary game is put to a halt by the news of a bomb going off at the mall and killing a bunch people we see Tom Savini giving an interview about how the clown guy he saw being drug away from security um happened like right before there was this huge explosion he's like yeah i saw a clown guy uh and the security officer drug him away and then everything fucking blew up sien is freaking out telling jess and greg that art is going to be coming for her and that no one safe around her she's just full on fucking screaming at them she's like come on goddamn it don't you understand what's happening right now but they don't seem to think that what she's saying has any weight she's just like no i don't think so clown blew a bunch of people at the mall you got attacked by a clown like five years ago and your mom got killed by a clown you know it's just like i i get that that first then being like yeah you're probably just fucking losing it a little bit but how often does a clown blow up a bunch of people at the mall it seems pretty specific greg calls jonathan is like yo your sister is bugging out over here dog siena takes siena takes the phone and she's just like yelling at jon that greg's gonna come pick them up and jonathan says if she got if she got it meaning the sword and she's like hell yeah i got it greg is going to get jon and jess is like uh you were right siena uh or no fuck me jess is like uh you were right about siena to greg she's like she is fucking nuts huh and jess talks to gabby about how she's how uh she's doing and what's going on with siena she's just like yeah i gave her some stuff to sleep so she's gonna be fine she's just gonna take a little nap and gabby's worried that she might be right about the miles county clown she's just like what if uh what if it is the fucking evil clown do you ever think about that and uh and it's like nah probably not over just siena she is fully asleep this cuts right over to coal and his girlfriend banging in the shower it's like in the locker room of whatever college they're at so it's just like this big-ass bathroom and we uh pan over to art on the other end of it taking a big ass piss he gets his trash sack and pulls out a freaking chainsaw oh boy the couple is totally completely at the bone zone right now and art just bust through the fucking glass door and saws the dude's wrist and it's all meaty and bloody and shit they try to fight art off a little bit but he kissed the dude's hand in half and then saws his fucking leg almost clean off um uh the lady's freaking the fuck out and he just buzzes her boobies off and after that and then he buzzes her stomach too and she's just like uh i'm dying uh he gets the top of her head sawed off and her cheek a little bit so she's just like knocked down in the shower just bloody ass mess she's totally down for the couch she's not coming back from the shit but art goes over and he puts the tree glasses on over her face and then he just saws her right in half and it's just like god damn it oh boy the dude is trying to get away he's just crawling but art grabs his leg and then just rips it the rest the way off it's so gross it's just like hanging on by a tendon and he just pulls it and it like makes a squelchy rippy sound and then he revs the saw up again and you're never gonna guess where he puts it tomorrow right in the butt no that's right he revs it up and buttfucks the guy with the chainsaw he just starts cramming that thing right up his asshole uh and then he rolls him over on his back and just starts sawing the guy's dick and taint off he's just really fucking him up with that thing cuts into his torso and we cut the various scenes of art just sawing apart uh Cole's whole body arts uh at the end of it he lays down in this giant pool of blood on the bathroom floor and just starts doing snow angels in the blood he's doing blood angels in him gabby wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to peek around the house this cuts over to Greg outside Jonathan's dorm he's on the phone with what sounds like John's voice but clearly isn't it's clearly like a fucking demon voice and he's like come on John I'm outside waiting for you and it's like Greg you gotta realize that's a fucking demon dude it's not Jonathan not him at all we don't who knows what the hell happens to Jonathan after this uh we cut over to Sienna sleeping and dreaming about the rest of the dad flashback the dad shows Sienna the drawing of the warrior woman that she ends up becoming and the dad is just like here you can have this it's for you for you can have it talking about and they're just he's just like yeah this is the toughest character I ever fucking made even tougher than fucking blaster man blaster man looks like a little ass pussy compared to this like um the dad gives uh Sienna the drawing and when she touches it she starts flashing back to all this crazy shit that happened to her in the second movie the dad gets a little funky and grabs onto the picture harder than fuck it's like he's about to tear it or something Sienna keeps yelling at him to let it go but it's like I don't know what's going on with him she turns around and sees a door that's glowing red and he's just like uh he's like look at me Sienna I'm always going to be with you um adult Sienna is in like a hell place at this point with some guy just like a demon blacksmith guy and he's like got a chain around his neck uh a virgin mary statue is holding onto the chain and um yeah and it's just like slamming away at this metal uh she sees like an iron symbol it looks like another like medallion or something like that and uh and the demon starts to to run at her but the virgin mary stops the demon like grabs the collar really hard and uh it looks like it like scolds the demon or something like that um she wakes up and here's Greg and aunt Jess talking about how they should smother Sienna in her sleep she's like what the fuck did I just hear was that my fucking aunt and Greg tell them saying they're gonna kill me and then I'm an evil bitch Sienna sneaks downstairs and finds Vicky in the kitchen dressed as art with a crown of thorns on art is nailing coals fucked up body up to the wall and like a tea pose Sienna tries to run but art grabs her and just starts beating her ass with a big hammer he launches her through a glass table and uh she is just getting all sorts of fucked up by this she's starting to crawl towards the sword but then he gets gets there again with the hammer and just knocks her clean the fuck out um Sienna wakes up to a camera flash and she's duct taped to a chair with her mouth tape closed and Vicky was like taking pictures of her for some reason there's what looks like a cut off head wrapped in newspaper in front of uh in front of her and her aunt Jess is sitting on the other side of the wrapped up head shape thing yeah Vicky's taking pictures of everything that's going on she keeps saying cheese bitch and stuff like that and Vicky has like a like a demon voice it has like a like reverb on it or something like that art pulls out coals intestines and wraps them around the tree like um garland or whatever and i think Greg's head is on the top of the tree it's kind of hard to tell for sure but it's definitely someone's head so somebody that they killed i guess uh probably Greg Vicky is going through the presence and she's just telling the mom to try on an outfit or something she's like taunting her and shit she takes her duct tape off Jess's duct tape off and then Jess just starts asking like hey what happened to Gabby you know where's Gabby tell me about Gabby um and art goes to the newspaper and unwraps it it's a like a bird cage with a cut off head in it and there there are like three rats eating all the skin so there's there's almost no skin left on it it's just like a meaty scully looking head and Jess and Sienna are obviously just like freaking the fuck out about this they're pissed as hell and they're slamming their chairs art grabs a blowtorch and a big tube he goes over to Jess and with Vicky's help they just shove the tube into her mouth to the point where she's just like puking all this white shit out then he starts hammering it even further into her mouth uh and it just like tears her mouth open Vicky puts a rat in the tube and art uses the blowtorch to force it down her throat they just keep sending more and more rats in there then Vicky cuts open Jess's throat and a bunch of rats spill out of her fucking throat oh whoops um yeah Vicky goes to Sienna takes her tape off and puts the crown of thorns on her head really hard and she's just really pushing down and fuckers making Sienna bleed and shit Vicky tells Sienna that she's going to take her flesh just like she did Vicky's then she tells Sienna that the head and the cage isn't actually Gabby's they bring Gabby in and show her what they did to her mom and I'm sure they'll explain it later I'm sure they will no doubts at all about it uh why did Vicky need to or why did this demon need to jump from the the little kid to Vicky like the little kid seemed like in better condition Vicky's face is basically gone she's basically like an eyeball and a mouth we'll see Sienna is trying to beg for them not to do anything to Gabby art takes the cut off head and puts it on the mantle with Jonathan's glasses on them and Vicky's like I told you it wasn't Gabby mother fucker she just is laughing like a big asshole um Sienna starts freaking out even harder she's just like get me out of this damn chair so I can beat the shit out of you um then Vicky grabs Sienna's throat and starts doing some demon possession type of shit to her they both have glowing red eyes for a moment and the wind is just going fucking nuts in there it looks badass she pushes Vicky out and stops her from possessing her at this moment and then they just there's just like some general mocking going on Vicky's just doing some mocking to her talking a little shit to her you know what I'm saying really cutting a promo on her ass right there um man I am going to have to at the end of the video I'm going to talk more about the um the Jonathan head situation going on there that's a Reasty one bud art grabs a knife and puts it up to Gabby and Gabby's like can I at least uh give my present to Sienna can see and open the present that I got for him and they're just like yeah of course I want to be fair if we didn't let you do that for some reason so Gabby picks the present uh that has the sword in it and Vicky picks it up she throws the package over to Sienna and she's like yeah open it go ahead mother fucker and she's like all right yeah just uh I can't I gotta free my hands up you know they're duct tape to a chair and art goes over to Sienna and just smashes her hands with the hammer and then uh after that he her hands are fucking demolished they cut her arms free and tell her to go ahead and open up the box they're just like all right pop that bitch open dude Vicky is really doing a lot of growling at this point and she's kind of taking the lead at the at this part of the movie and this really fucking threw me off because it's like um art is more of a sidekick in this whole situation like the last few minutes where they've been at Aunt Jess's house it's like all of a sudden she's in charge and I was just kind of like doing shit on the side I don't like doing her bidding and stuff like that it's just kind of I don't know I don't know how I feel about that actually I do I didn't like that fucking shit I'm not gonna lie I was like why art is such a strong character and I don't I think it's neat that he has a sidekick or at least that's how I saw the girl in the first movie she seemed like she played a more appropriate role um Vicky all of a sudden like being the goddamn boss I was kind of like I don't know about that I don't know if we need all that especially because of her reverb voice where it's like anyway she's kind of just uh yeah taking over at this point Sienna manages to pop open the box after taking a few more shots with the hammer and Gabby's like oh I hope you like it or yeah Gabby's like I hope you like it and Sienna goes it's the best fucking gift ever and then Sienna grabs the fucking the blade and slits arts throat with it and then she just fucking spears Vicky through the chest with it Sienna gets the sword out of her chest and rams it down her throat all this black blood just starts blasting out of her fucking face and she she wacks Vicky's head off with one big swipe and it's like whoo cooked her ass Gabby and Sienna hug and Gabby reveals that she opened it because she's a snoop she's like I knew the fucking badass sword was in there the whole time because uh I snoop all the presents this is interrupted with art attacking with the fucking chainsaw again Sienna is fighting him off of the sword but he's going fucking nuts in there she gets some decent slashes in on his leg but art nicks her belly a little bit they both lose their weapons in the kitchen Sienna is whooping some ass but then art does like this biting attack on her he bite attacks her hand and and slams Sienna like body slams her ass he just like starts pushing her head towards the chainsaw that's still buzzing for some reason there's no safety on that bitch I guess but art does uh what else what else oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah this is where Sienna twists his dick off she just grabs him and hits him with the old dick twist and this fuck's art up pretty bad enough to where he has to let go of her she goes for the sword again but then he blocks her with the chainsaw it's actually a really great fight scene that these two have I thought the chainsaw gets jammed in the table so art shoves her face into Cole's guts and he starts trying to choke her with the guts after that but she bites right through them it's uh it's pretty nasty pretty great right there he starts flogging her with the guts after that obviously this probably isn't that effective and it gives her enough time to grab the sword sword and strap stab art right in the fucking chest with it she runs him up into the wall and pins him up against there he has like white eyes at this point like white contacts and he just looks pretty fucked up by everything that's going on right now he's like shit this isn't how this usually goes at all meanwhile while they've been fighting Vicki's blood has been pooling all over the floor and starting to turn all acidy looking the floor just gives out and into a pit of hell and Gabby's about to fall in she's hanging on for dear life uh and Sienna's like oh shit she runs over there and uses the sword to try to pull Gabby up she's like grabbing onto the sword by the blade and it's cutting the fuck out of her hands and Gabby's hanging onto the handle and there are there's just blood blasting out of Sienna's damn hands right now um it's nuts and it almost seems like she's going to get Gabby back but at the last minute she slips and falls into the fiery pit of hell Sienna pops up and looks over to see that art is missing and the window is open she's like fuck she pulls the crown off her head and looks at the gigantic cuts that she just got on her hands for some reason they immediately start to heal themselves she says Gabby I'll find you right before we cut the art waiting on a bus stop bench the bus driver and one passenger talk about the book that she's reading it's the ninth circle which is the short that would eventually become all hollows Eve and I'm pretty sure this is the lady from the ninth circle short as well like I'm just going to go ahead and say it is I didn't look it up but after that they stop and pick up art at the bus stop he gets in and he's just kind of chilling on the bench with his eyes closed he's covered in fucking blood he looks pretty miserable the lady is just staring at him and his eyes pop open he gets a big grin and honks the bicorn at her right before we get the credits and this is definitely a little shout out to the ninth circle scene at the subway station which is pretty great I thought that was um yeah a nice nod there it's not too much it's not uh it's not Rook from the alien movie whoo so that is definitely the goryest out of the three terrifying movies which not gonna lie I was kind of expecting I kind of get the feeling I don't know actually after that one I could see them maybe toning it down just a tiny bit for the fourth one like um this one just felt like it was I don't know a little full of the kill scenes like they're great the effects look amazing I think they're super creative with the way that they do them I just I feel like uh it felt a little lopsided as far as like the kill scenes the story and the character development and stuff like that I felt a little lopsided but you know the first two have great effects and they don't shy away from the violence at all but they both have that one big kill scene you know what I mean where everyone's going to refer to it like the sawing and half scene in the first movie in the alley bedroom death in the second movie but this one really has several scenes like that and I guess if you had to pick one it'd probably be the chainsaw of the butt right in the butt um but I don't know because the opening scene the is very fucking brutal and very gory and it's feels long the Santa torture scene it feels that way as well it's like a really pretty drawn out uh basically just a death scene I mean I guess you kind of see like the whole interaction where they're messing with each other and stuff like that but that's what it amounts to and the rat scene where uh there those yeah the rat scene with Aunt Jess all those were kind of up there for me and uh yeah I'm not gonna lie I was honestly more surprised when someone was killed off-screen and not given like a five-minute brutal death the other thing I was just thinking about was I like I thought I read somewhere that the opening scene ties into the timeline at some point with all of this maybe I missed a after credits scene or something like that post credit scene maybe that's what it is anyway all that leads me to my next point I don't think that Jonathan is dead I don't know I just think that that skull was someone else's there's so many other victims before that that it could have been uh it could be the whatever guy's girlfriend Cole's girlfriend school or something like that could have been Cole's school I mean he's up there with no head on unless that was his head on top of the tree which then it could have been Greg's school it's tough to say could have been one of the construction guys I don't know anyway I could be way fucking off about that though and maybe Jonathan really is dead maybe he really did get killed off-screen after being in this movie for like five minutes but that whole thing just felt a little fishy to me even like the amount of time that he was in the movie I was like I feel like he's a pretty well-liked character from the second movie and him and I'm not gonna lie like him and Siena's dynamic better than Siena and Gabby's but yeah just felt like they were setting us up to believe that Jonathan was killed and maybe Greg too I kind of feel that way about him getting killed off-screen I believe that won a lot more but um but yeah it just kind of felt like art was setting them up to think that the you know the same way that they may just think that the skull belong to Gabby then they made Siena think that the skull belong to Jonathan you know what I'm talking about but yeah we'll find out I'm sure we'll find out in the fourth movie I think I mentioned it earlier but I wasn't too stoked about Vicki taking over as the lead villain towards the end of this one I can't say I hated it it just felt kind of weird with um I guess what I said earlier like you have this great character art the clown and she just fucking butts in and starts talking all kinds of shit get that ball up TV I bought a couple of DVDs over with their damn reaver voice yeah I don't know just I I like how it expands on the war through her like I'm curious to see where that goes and uh and yeah what kind of like other demon shit do they have in store for us like some of those little flashbacks that Siena was having it's like damn I want to know more about that shit why is she in uh demon hell with a guy busting his butt uh making a blacksmith thing and yeah it also don't get me wrong I'm super happy for the actress that plays Vicki uh starting out with a pretty small role in the first two movies to going off uh somewhat of a lead villain must be pretty fucking badass oh fuck what yeah I don't know the evil clown girl in the second didn't really get so involved and I thought that felt fine I kind of like that better how she just hangs around and is creepy and seems to have a connection with art but and is also supernatural and shit like that but now that the evil clown girl is taking over Vicki she's got this big ass personality that we got to deal with where she's like I'm the main I'm the main bad guy anyway I'm saying all this now it may it might pay off big time in the movies to come and I would be happy with that I would be happy to eat my words and be proved completely wrong about Vicki bitch that's just my bio uh I'm kind of hoping in the next movie C&A gets to travel to hell to get Gabby back maybe fight some fucking demons from all hollows eve and oh shit and maybe even fuck up that crazy alien from the second short and I could be totally off about this truth this as well like I haven't really looked this up but it does feel like this has all been planned out to a degree like this whole terrifier universe is pretty well thought out from from what I can see seems like there's like I'm I'm pretty uh what's the word optimistic about where this is going to go I'll say at least at this point I have um I have faith in Damian Leon and what he's been doing with these movies so far I think he's going to do the right thing I don't know uh yeah it just it doesn't feel like each movie is kind of making it up as it goes because the last movie made so much dang money you know what I mean it's not one of those where they're like now let's end it's not like a twin peak so season two type of situation where he's like I didn't want to do this fucking shit at all but I have to which um yeah it makes it way more interesting way more enjoyable the writing reminds me of a Netflix show in a way maybe I don't know if that's a dumb ass thing to say or not but it it just kind of each movie gives you enough information to keep you hooked for the next one so it's like you get into that binge watching situations no I'm saying and there's a ton of action on top of it so it's uh pretty fucking cool all right I'm gonna rank these real quick I'd put terrifier three at last place terrifier at second place and terrifier two is the best one so far I just thought the second one what I was talking about at the beginning with the third one feeling really lopsided I I guess my overall thoughts on this is that terrifier two seem like the perfect blend of like you're learning about Sienna and her family and all this shit you're getting a little bit more art the clown lore and that there's some sort of connection to her dad and this character and he must have some sort of like insight on what was going on because in the first movie he's like drawing pictures of the crimes like of the murders and shit like that and they're not like crime scene photos you know what I mean so it's not like something the public probably would have known about and I'm not even really sure like he might have even been drawing them before they happened I guess like maybe he had visions of what was coming because I think he died before the first movie would have happened so anyway there's that I feel like that's why terrifier two is the best in my opinion honestly I think I just put terrifier a little higher than the third I probably think that the third is a better movie overall but the first one is just it's like 80 90 minutes or something like that it's really straightforward it's just a straight up slasher movie whereas I feel like the third movie kind of has to it feels like it wants to just be a slasher fantasy movie but at the same time it kind of has to like dig into the story more which it almost felt like it was avoiding it in a way where a lot of the it felt like a lot of the stuff with Sienna and Gabby just kind of felt like filler in a way like it almost didn't like you kind of don't need to see all the scenes of them bonding after Greg talks about how much Gabby loves Sienna and then they every other scene with them is pretty much them bonding and ship so yeah just felt like okay I get it they're friends Jonathan and Sienna were friends too damn it I want to see more of that shit although you know it was great I thought her relationship with Gabby was good I'm not even complaining about that shit at all so don't act like I am um anyway as far as rating terrifier three I would give it two and a half chainsaws up the butt tomorrow right in the butt out of five no no yes um and that one really feels like the way to put a stamp on this christmas horror run of movies it really just uh honestly it was perfect for ending this uh holiday horror season now that we're entering the new year and starting fresh I wanted to start out with the movie that's been on my list for a while now I've been meaning to watch it for a couple years it's one that's just kind of sat there um it's a french film that was released by Andre Zulowski in 1985 I bought the MondoVision release a couple years ago and just never got around to it it's one of those movies that I could that I just never really hear about it's all I've only heard a summary of the movie from a show called the director's club they have a ton of really great episodes breaking down director's entire filmography so check that out it's pretty great speaking of recommendations for shows I might as well do that right now how about the moron bros check out those guys they're funny as fuck um and um what's the other one that I've been listening to a lot lately kind of strange that's another good it's like more of a I'd say like a mystery uh slash true crime podcast it's they always have good stories there so check them fuckers out oh anyway I didn't even say what the movie was called it's called uh a lot more broke it's french I'm sure I'm not saying that right a lot more broke anyway that's the movie we're gonna watch next week uh I've got pretty big ass uh watchlist going right now so I'm gonna really be digging into I think we're gonna watch a lot of foreign movies at the beginning of this year maybe even for most of the rest of this month if I remember I think it's all foreign all January and that's gonna do it for me tonight I hope you enjoyed my christmas picks this year let me know which holiday horror movies you watched in the comments section thanks for listening to midnight movie theater until next time this guy's terrifying my fucking balls off I can't believe it he terrified my fucking balls off again I'm so terrified there's shit leaking out of my ass and all over my shoes what did I do to deserve this kind of strength the replication of my nuts and costs there are a little yellow pee-pee stains all over the front of my face I've never been terrified this bad no way they got me again three fucking times in a row I hope they don't terrified me again I don't know if I can handle this shit anymore every time I go to bed terrified every time I brush my teeth terrified every time I take a shit terrified now there's piss in my bed piss on my toothbrush piss in my toilet which is fine but it's not pissed for my balls as it's pissed for my ass because when you're this terrified the piss glands in the anus swell up and deliver a stinky blast of dark orange piss that will make your toilet so state that you'll be cleaning that shit for weeks you'll throw bleach in their typos scrubbing bubbles they won't do shit to stop that terrified pissy smell anyway but the fuck was I talking about again oh yeah let's him with the course and end this fucker so I can go home and smoke some more fun what did I do to deserve this kind of strain terrification of my nuts and costs there are a little yellow pee-pee stains all over the front of my face I've never been terrified this bad rock and roll my bitch ass nigga rock and roll my bitch ass nigga [Music] [Music] [Music]
S2 Episode 78: This movie terrified my balls off. Definitely don't smoke weed before watching. It will only make it even more terrifying.