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Unveiling Mysteries With The Amish Inquisition Podcast - 322
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- Duration:
- 2h 50m
- Broadcast on:
- 24 Jun 2024
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(upbeat music) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (upbeat music) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) (beeping) - I can't believe we're using this Tuesday. - Ah, dubstep, have we guys? (laughing) - But this was kind of fashionable seven, seven and a half years ago when you made this. - Yeah, it was. - I'm worried you could even use AI, right? - Yeah. - To make music. - This is pure skill and talent. - Yeah. It's probably the craziest podcast music. - You're enjoying music? - Yeah, it's kind of nonsense. - Well, yeah. - I can say dubstep. (laughing) - Oh my gosh, am I on the right thing? Yes, I'm on the right screen. That's a good start to the show, isn't it? - Hello, they'll come and be having a video. Knitchewah. It's time for episode 332. - 232 of the armpits in position. - No, but we don't know. Our supplements are noble tonight is in communicado. - Yeah, it's falling down a rabbit hole and got deeper into the warren. - Yeah. - He needs to... - Image. - Image from the carrot kingdom. - Yes. - Communed with the sprout goddess. - Absolutely. - I didn't leave the channel open, aren't we? In case we got a big bunk. - I've left the fader open, zooms open. Zooms open, so if he awaits for him, he's a transcendental meditation session. - Yeah, and remember, we're doing a podcast. You might come in. - Yes. - But in the meantime, we've got packs, stuff, loads of stuff to do tonight for part two. So, you know, that's how it's going to be. - Let's do it. - We'll have to get on with it, won't we? No, Matt tonight. - No, he's swarmed off somewhere. - Alderaan, diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I think. - Alderaan, yeah, yeah. - It's going to get a surprise. (laughing) - It's just, it's just a meat or shell. - It's just maniacs. - It's just asteroids, surprisingly, I can see. - We're all just stardust. (laughing) - Yeah, if you live on Alderaan. (laughing) - Yeah, it's obliterated. It's like a million voices all cried out in terror, and we're suddenly silenced. (laughing) - It's up in here. (laughing) - Yes, yes, of course it is. - Yeah, good knowledge. - Yes. - We'll move in knowledge. - Right. - Right, should we do some headlines? - I think that's a good place to start. (laughing) (upbeat music) - I watched the three Miggles with my kids yesterday. - Oh, really? - I made them watch it. It was a hit. - Excellent, that's good. - Every now and then. - Headliners of the week. - Oh, my bit slow tonight. Where is it? - I'm going to be a little bit more. - I'm going to be a little bit more. - I'm going to be a little bit more. - I'm going to be a little bit more. - I'm going to be a little bit more. - I'm going to be a little bit more. - Slow tonight, where is it? Incoming. - There it is. - Number one, you can now listen to the most terrifying sound, which sounds like the scream of a thousand corpses. - I have several questions. (laughing) - Okay. - Corpses by their very nature. (laughing) - Don't write? - They're not going to scream, are they? - No. And you know what, doubly it won't, what you won't hear, is a corpse in space. No one can hear corpses scream. (laughing) So this must be Earthbound news. Oh no, wait, no. - It's actually ancient Aztec news. - Is it? - Yeah. Forget banshee shrieks. - Forget them. (laughing) - I'd already have, because they've gone. They're dead to me. They mean nothing to me. Why can't I find the right fucking shit? - I'm so loose tonight. It's been a busy day. But you know, second dune boys going down nicely. Anyway, forget banshee shrieks you already have. - I forget what? - Yeah, forget werewolf howls. - All right, go on. - Go on, do a werewolf howl. - Oh! Good. - All right. - Yeah. Forget your ex's voice or even the soft plop off. I wonder where this article was going when I first read it. Or even the soft plop of dropping your phone in the bath. - Oh. - Yeah. - You got the phone in the bath. - No. - Can you not take half an hour to yourself to put your fucking device away? And just having luxurious bath maybe with some radox in it. - Just put the radio on the side if you want to be entertained. - Yeah. You could put this podcast on. - Good. Don't put it on the side. Don't put any electrical items on the side of the bath. - Uh, whose battery powered you safe? - Oh, yeah. - Can you see? - Yeah. - Uhh, dropping your phone in the bath. Here's a noise that'll really set your heart raising. The Aztec Death Whistle. Ooh, likened by some to the scream of a thousand corpses. I do have a picture of the whistling question here. That's what was found. Lots of them have been found. The Aztec Death Whistle. It's generally regarded as one of the scariest noises in human history. Used during sacrificial ceremonies, it is understood to have honoured the ancient Mesoamerican God of Wind. Echical. Echical. Echical. Echical. Scouse. Echical. Echical. Experts have now recreated the noise by 3D printing a version of the skull's shaped instrument. - Alright, nice. - Yeah, would you like to see what it sounds like? - Would I? - This is called an Aztec Death Whistle. - Ooh, yeah. - Ooh, yeah. - This is called an Aztec Death Whistle. - Ooh. - I think I've found a new instrument. I'm going to give up the bass and play the Aztec Death Whistle. - Yeah. - Yeah, get one 3D printed. - Yeah. - There's various different types, different designs, slightly different pitches. - Right. - And whatnot, but they all seem to hover around, they did like a spectrograph on them. They all seem to hover around a thousand hertz. So there seems to be a thousand hertz, seems to be a sweet spot. - The brown noise. - It's terrified. - Yeah. - The brown, brownie trowels and screen. - Wow. - For your sacrifice. - Is there any call for an Aztec Death Whistle soundwood on the old Roadcaster with all the different ones? - Right. I didn't think about that. - Oh, I mean, you know. - There is several, I watched a YouTube video of a guy explaining it. And there are several sort of different pitched ones. - Right. - You're not just stuck with the various of the ones. I can't imagine there's much call for an Aztec Death Whistle soundboard. - No. - It's pretty terrifying. - Yeah, to be honest, it's slightly unnerving. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Run, if you hear the Aztec Death Whistle sound. - So what was the point of it? What was it used for? - Well, during sacrifices, apparently. Used during sacrificial ceremonies. Yeah, for the Mesoamerican God of Wind, Echihatl. So it's been recreated with 3D printing. The Whistle was created after a careful study of the design of fragments uncovered from a burial site in Mexico in the late 1990s. James Orgyll, who holds the educational YouTube channel Action Lab, link in the show notes if you're on audio. Which produces videos on scientific experiments said, "This has been deemed the most terrifying sound in the world. Believe it or not, this is not a human scream." Speaking of the first discovery of the Whistle in 1999, Orgyll added, "Archaeologists first thought that this must be some sort of toy." You didn't think much about it. It wasn't until 15 years later, for some reason, the scientist blew into the hole in the top. And this is a sound that came out, the Aztec Death Whistle. One of the leading theories is that the Aztecs might have believed the noise helped carry a person's soul to the afterlife once they'd been sacrificed. - Wow. - It's just what you want to hear as you're, you know, emitting your death rattle, isn't it? - Yay. - I'm going to there. - I go. - Jolly times. - Oh God. - Others maintain the instrument would have been used to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies ahead of battle. - Seems like. - Well, if you're all making that racket, you'd be at least annoyed. - Well, imagine if there's like an army of a thousand and they all had a death whistle. - Yeah. - And you're just stood at the other side. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - That sounds, yeah, I'd be terrified. - Yeah. - It'd let me brown my butt flap. - Oh. - My loin cloth. - I'd surely have to one or two battles though. You'd, the other tribes or whatever, had, had get wind in the death of their own death whistles. - We'd get wind. - Yeah. - Definitely get it all be trouser in them. - I think wind is at least to your worries. - Yes. You know, they'd wise up to the fact that death whistles are the dairy gear and get their own. And it'd just be a cacophony on the battlefield. No one would get anything done. No one would get any killing done. - No. - It's whistling each other. - Yeah. Who's got the best noise? - Yeah. - And some dick turns up with the vu vu Zella. - Ha ha. - Just ruins it for everyone. - Oh, gosh. You remember that word? Is that a freaking World Cup winner? - It's a six. - Is it? - I have no idea. I can't remember. - Once you get to, like, in your mid 30s, every World Cup seems to blend into one. - Yeah. - Apart from 1990. - 1990. - It's weird. 1990 is the one I remember. - Special place in our heart, hasn't it? - Yeah. - Some reason. - Gazzard. - Gazzard Crane. - Yeah. - Gazzard Crane. - Chris Waddell penalty. - Into the atmosphere. - Into the atmosphere. (laughing) - It's still not come down. I believe Elon Musk's... Elon Musk's latest rocket is going to try and retrieve the ball that Chris Waddell... - Right. - ...kicked in Turin. - Wow. - Wasn't it Turin? Wasn't it Juventus's ground in that game? - Definitely in Italy. - It was definitely in Italy. - Yeah. - Oh, that was another thing. The Pavarotti World Cup, weren't it? Neston Dormer. - Ah, yes. - That means that's another memorable spark. - Oh, yeah. So remember the Coca-Cola small footballs that you could get? - Oh, he had so much fun. - Finging up the cans. That was the same era as the Coca-Cola brand in yo-yo as you could get, which were amazingly well built. - I believe the small balls were known as a lounge ball. (laughing) - They were specifically for playing in your lounge. - Wow. - And twat in Venetian Blinds. - That wouldn't fly these days, would it? - Would it not? - I don't think so. - Do you not think so? - No. - Indoor football. - No way. No. Maybe a balloon. - It would be as the best you could get. It's too many breakables, man. - Yeah. - Oh, what a world cup. - Oh, it was good. Can't run much football. - I remember Belgium, quarter-final of Belgium, David Platt, extra time winner. It was a floated free kick from Paul Gaskin. Why are we talking about the 1990 world cup? - I don't know. It's stuck on it. - This isn't easy. - This isn't a... - No. - A vintage football podcast. - No. - No, it's not. - No. - Should we move on to the next headline? - Put your balls down! - Linek are going. - Have a word. - The crisp man. Let's see what's the next headline. Bang to rights, British Library plagued by book lovers, romping as bosses. - Romping. - Romping as bosses call in the cops. - Book lovers. Are they lovers of books or lovers in books? - Lovers on top of books. The British Library has been plagued by a randy book lovers romping in lose. Bosses have been forced to call in cops to try and put a stop to the novel use of the venue. - The novel use. - Five points for every porn you pick up in this article. - One bookworm complained to the library describing the between the sheets. Bunk busting as totally unacceptable. Bunk busting. I've never heard that word before. - Sounds like something to tick off the list. - Bunk busting. It sounds like a... - It's like a Bunk busting in the ronda. - The ronda? - I don't know. - It sounds like an '80s quiz show. Like what busters. - Oh yeah, that'll be it. - Yeah, I'll get out of it. - Yeah, I'll get out in the bed. - He said security chiefs had confirmed that bosses were aware of randy students and local workers fool-scapping around in the toilets after arranging the book books online. A post on a cruises website, which the son is not naming, advertises the library as being a meeting spot for casual sex with a, quote, "vast amount of toilets on site." But it warns hardback fans that there are regular police and security patrols of the building and there have been cases reported of Bunk lovers caught during a private reading being escorted from the site. Last night, the distinguished library at London's Kings Cross denounced the unlituary conduct. - Well... - A spot's been said. - The British Library is a public institution and our site at St Pancras is visited by more than 1 million people every year. All of the library's public areas and facilities, including toilets, are regularly patrolled by on-site security staff to ensure that they're being used appropriately. Inappropriate behaviour is not tolerated and the library works closely with the police to ensure the safety and security of the library's buildings and users. - Well... - What is it about libraries? - It's quiet. - No. - Why would you go bonking a library toilet? - I don't know. It seems a lot. - Was that one of the backseat of an ex out of 3i? - What would be the backseat of choice these days? - Something big. - What's the one? - Cash guy. - I don't know. What's the... Oh, yeah, it's a Nissan. That Nissan Cash guy. That's very popular car, isn't it? - Look at that. - I don't know. I don't know who bonks in cars or public library toilets these days. - I don't think anyone does. - I'm well past that sort of behavior. - The society as a whole seems to me. - They did do because it's front page news. - No, I didn't move on from car to libraries. - toilets. - I suspect it's people who are having affairs. - Or youngsters who, you know, like 18, 19 still living with your parents. - Right. - I know. We'll go to the British Library. - Yes, that particular library. For some reason. - I'm doing anywhere else. - No, it's not. Well, it probably is. - Do you have a list of places? - Homework. That's our homework this week. Go to the library toilets and find out where the sex is. - Based Sigma Chad. - Yeah. I don't know. Strange story. We'll move on. See what the final headline is this week. They've got three of this week. This is the last one. Turkey Surgeons. - Gobble, gobble. - Turkey Surgeons make man look 30 his younger in unbelievable transformation. - How did he hold the scalpels? - That's exactly what I was thinking. Turkey Surgeons. I want trust a turkey with cosmetic surgery. - No, definitely not. - Not my face. - No. - No. - It's priceless. - Turkey Surgeons. - Turkey Surgeons. - Turkey Surgeons. This is the story of a plastic surgeon's in Turkey. - Oh. - The country. - Oh, I agree. - They should have spelt it Turkey A. - Oh, yeah. - The actual country there. - They've changed it now, haven't they? - Turkey A. - It's like, what sort of? - Czechia. - Yeah, Czechia. Plastic Surgeons in Turkey A have completed the remarkable transformation of a man's face. So much so that people believe he now looks 30 years younger. Um, detail in their extensive work. Esté med insta, insta ball. - Insta ball. - That should say Istanbul. - Istanbul, yeah. - It's read insta, insta ball. - Oh, man. (laughing) (coughing) - Okay. - Esté med insta ball. It's blamed on Instagram. - Uh. - We performed facelift and neck lift. Lower eyelid blepharoplasty. Upper blepharoplasty. Book our fat removal. Rhinoplasty. And her transplant procedures on our patient, Michael. He has experienced an incredible transformation. Which you can see from these photos. - Ah. - Yeah. - That's that I have some. - He's the, uh, before picture with, uh, your man, Michael. - Right. Okay. - I'll send him before. - Oh, we're. - Ah. - Grand watch. - Yeah. I'll send him something. - I'm getting a word. (laughing) - Hoskins. (laughing) - How old? How old do you think? - Oh. - Is he a look? - 65? - No, I think, I think he's probably late 50s, but with a rough paper round. - A rough Turkish paper round? - A rough Turkish paper. Is he a turkey as well? - Yeah. - He, I don't know. He just goes by Michael. - Oh, Michael. - Okay. Okay. Here's the after. (laughing) - Is that Peter Sutcliffe? - He's kind of Peter Sutcliffe and Robert Downey Jr. - Yeah. - Love Charles, isn't it? - Yes, it is. - Yes. - Pretty astounding. - Oh, they've, they've, yeah, they've done a good job. Where are the scars? (laughing) - On the back of his head. There's a side-by-side there. - Holy shit. - So the hair probably makes a big difference, doesn't it? - I'm the rest of it. - And you wonder, like, he's very pallid pale. - Where's his rest of his neck gone? - Oh, my God. He's about ready for the British Library, I think. - Even his eyes? Yeah, there's some sort of photo of stuff going on. Look at the color of his eyes. I mean, they haven't changed his eyeballs, are they? Look how whiter his eyes are. And there's a little, little dot in the middle of the iris from the, you know, like a light source or a flash or something. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Another sparkle? They put a sparkle in his eyes. And he's smiling. That makes a huge difference. If you smile on one fall. - Yeah. - A lot of these before and after shenanigans things you see on like daytime magazine shows. - Yeah, it's like Campo Face before. - Yeah. - Oh, I'm so delighted. - Yeah. - And that makes a huge difference, so. - Shit, that's real. Them turkeys have done a damn fine job. - Yeah. - A successful avian surgery. - What did he do with all the light leftovers? - Mm, it's a laffle. - Bike lip. - Yes. - A laffle truck. - Yeah, with a kebab. - A Michael. - Elephant leg. - Can I have the Michael, please? - Mm-hmm. - Wow, well, that's, I wasn't expecting to see that. I thought it was going to be some comedy horror. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it was kind of a false. That's what you were expecting, wasn't it? - Mm-hmm. - You expected it to be horrifically bad. - Yeah, you pull the switcheroo on me. - Did, I did. It's not worth the transformation. - It's the first picture. - It's not the "I" karate you, you karate me, guy, before makeup. - That ninja tail, yo. - Ninja tail, yo. - It could be. I don't know. That guy has an incredibly wide neck. - Wasn't he? - Yeah, he does, yeah. No neck. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - I don't know. I don't know. - It's that ninja turtle, yo. I'm half Barney, half ninja turtle. I karate you, you karate me. - Yeah, man. - Yeah. - Well, that guy's pretty unique. I don't think it's him, is it? - Well, you're watching what they take. He's a good dude, too, eh. - So the ninja turtle, yo. - So the ninja turtle, yo. - It's the little guy, yeah. - Oh, so much of that. Let him know. - I think he would look quite much. I probably look like-- - Fuck Graham Hancock. - I think he would look like steak. I think steak and the ninja turtle, yo guy. - That's so very nice. - Well, steak. - No, I'm saying if you let the turkeys on him. - Oh, yes. - The ninja turtle guy. It could make me turn, make it. - Could they make him as gorgeous as our steak? - No. - Of course not. - They're not miracle working turkeys. - Ah. - So. - Good. - Wow. - Turkeys. - Yeah. - Okay. I've got a preview. This is something we've never done before. I've got a preview of next week's guest. What? - I'm saying that, though. - I'm outside the news, though. - We were saying before we started. We haven't had a guest pull out for years, it seems. And now I've had two on the bounce, so it makes me wonder if we haven't done something. - I don't know, have we? - We'd not cast the runes correctly. - I don't know. - Is everything seem to be right? - We're not made the correct sacrifices, too. - Have you realigned the stones since the solstice? - What, on drive? - I... - I don't think I have... - Oh, no. - Is that what it is? - No. - I think it might be. - Someone get me a chicken. - Ah, turkeys. - I'll sacrifice a chicken, then. - Oh, dear. So messy. - I know what I'll have to do before next week. Oh, I'm gone. We haven't got a guest next week. The next week is episode 333. - 333. - All the threes. And I think it's back in one of the phone in shows recently. The Sam or Hogdan suggested we have an open Zoom. - Yes, I recall. - So that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna put the Zoom link in the show notes. - Now, you remember the last time we did this, we had a mariachi band. - Can we not? - On the Zoom call. - Yeah. - All kinds of madness. I think that was for episode 100, maybe. - Could have been, yeah. - Yeah. That was a mistake. That's not the same. - Well, we're just gonna put it in the description of the YouTube video. - Right. - And then the element server. We're not going to post it on Twitter, which I think was probably the mistake. - Yes. - That was the mistake. And who made that mistake? Yes, it was made. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Are you retarded? - Yes. - They're definitely so. - Yeah. Next week. So, yeah. Next week, come and join us in Zoom and say hello. - Yeah. - We'll have a video wall of faces, hopefully. - Yeah. But you don't have to show your face. You can just put a picture up if you want. - We're not bothered. - No penises, please. - And we don't buy it. So, yeah. This will be the week after next. So it'll be episode 334 in coming. - All you really need to get high. You don't need coke. You don't need drugs. You don't need alcohol. You just need a rectum and a third eye. You do your breath of fire, for example. Feel your anus. Feel your third eye. Inhale. Squeeze that beautiful anal ring and feel it connected with your nuts. Your anus. Enter third eye, which is basically your pineal gland in the center of the brain. The apex of the ear slightly to the back. - Amazing. - No asshole. No holy hole. If you take away one thing from today's interview, everybody. No asshole. No holy hole. - So excited for that. A full hour of that. - Oh, I can't wait. Squeezing for 16 minutes. - Mmm. That beautiful ring. - My third eye weeping. - Yeah, mine's leaking. Just have to watch in that a little bit. - Seepage. - Yeah, so that should be good. I'll look forward to that. - Oh dear. - Anyway, let's see what's coming up next. - First on BBC One. - Hey, little lustful. You're the biggest organism on the planet. You make medicine and decompose organics. You're not a player or animal. You do your own thing. Recycle nutrients so we can keep on growing. Oh, these Mario and Jupiter be a too-soo. You be some portabello. You can keep your tofu. The fun will be when you deserve a crown. And I love the way you break it down. Go through all the ways I break it down. - Woo! - When you break it down, down, down. - Wow. - Yeah, nonsense. 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I'll tell everyone about the elements server. Why are you doing that? So we do have an open element server, which you can join. There's various apps you can use or just do it online. There's a lot of ways to do that are in the show notes. And we have various rooms. We have a book club. We have news. We have general chat. We have guest suggestions, which are always extremely popular. If you guys have heard a guest that might suit our podcast on another podcast, please let us know. We'll, we'll endeavour to get them on. Anyone you've heard of, we'll, we'll happily put out some feelers and try and get that guest list growing. What are the rooms that we've got in there? Oh, there's the meme room. The meme room. News. So that's where people can post news stories. Like the, so like the, um, you man, the turkey surgeons. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Helen, I think it was posted that in the element server in the news thread. So, you know, that, that's how you become a producer. That's why we call you producers rather than... Ugh, fans. This makes me get into a cringe. Like, it's like eating a lemon. Yeah, getting full of fans. That's awful. You're not fans. You're not listeners. You're producers. You help us produce this content. These are the ways that you do it. Active engagement. So yeah, the element server is really weak and kind of talk to us directly. See our ugly faces. Yeah. It's a social hub. Yeah. Have we come through everything? Oh, Focus G. Focus G. So we have one. This is, uh, this is something unique that only we can offer. I believe so. I've not heard it anywhere else on any other YouTube channel or podcast. No, we can focus our tree energy and send it towards you, uh, for your use in your given aim, goal, got any issues you need assistance with, where tree energy might help. We can send you some of ours because we are. Accredited. You have a flame with it. We're accredited Chi practitioners. Yeah. We're dripping with it. It's just leaks out of every orifice. You can't move for Chi. Like the carpet is like a 90s nightclub. You stick to the floor when you walk in here because of all the Chi. That's just sort of seeped into the carpet. Yeah. We're our Chi cup of overflow with it. And if you have any requests, you have, you know, health issues or, uh, interview, coming up, driving tests, all these things we've helped people with. We have. And it's 100%. Is it 100%? No. I think for legal reasons, we can't say it's 100% effective. Can we say 101% effective? No, because that's nonsense. Oh, legally. It's because I think we had a failure. Didn't we have a, I think we had one Chi failure. That wasn't our fault though, was it? There was something else. Yeah. It wasn't as it was then. It's receiver error. She didn't assume the correct position. No. To save the Chi. That's, that's, Matt's fault. He's so targeted with this Chi. Yeah. Well, I always aim for the pineal gland, the third eye, back of the head, just above, in between the years. I operate a fine spray of Chi in your general direction. A mist. A mist. A Chi mist. You have to walk through it. So I get a test of perfume. Yeah. You just pray into it. I wonder through it. And Matt, Matt aims for the prostate in the man. Yeah. For some reason. Can I have a hobby, haven't you? I'm literally a communist. So Emma sent us a message in elements, I think, or Insta, I can't remember. But she's suffering from a bad back. She requested some Chi to be focused at her back. Switch for to break. She wasn't, she didn't specify. I'm fine. I'm just going to say it's spray fine mist. I have to back up into it. Yeah. Maybe do a little mushroom. You know. Twerk. The mushroom gowns. That was the fucking fungus guy who was dancing before. Can't remember the song now. It was a banger. Yeah. It was a mycelium jam. Mycelium jam. It didn't sound to have to tell you. You have to put a lot of sugar in that. Gentlemen's Relation. Why are you having any plowments? Do the mycelium jam. Yeah. Yeah. He fucking has to bloom in towels, new restaurant. This is the space aged plowments. We served you with a quick spritz of chi. Yeah. You have to walk through your chi, pick up your mycelium jam. What meat would be on that plowments? It's some sort of cloned goat. Yeah. It'd be something. No. It'd be shavings from a Turkish cosmetic surgery. Oh, yes. That would be the meat. Honey-run nutritious. Yeah. The bread would be a honey roast little. It's a little honey roast. Little honey roast. You've got to sing this yourself. Honey roast. Yeah. Nice honey roast peanuts. Are they? Yes. I'm thinking dry roast. Well, you can get those as well. You can get honey roast now. The dry roast are pretty dusty. You end up with a thin mist. I missed a peanut dust. A peanut dust. I'd be terrified to go anywhere in public with a peanut. 'Cause everyone's a lit one. Oh, they're not. It's been all of it news. Have you heard about the NHS? Yeah. You need to start giving kids peanuts and small doses. It's a shame. Like we have done since time. Forever. Time immemorial, yeah. 'Cause if you finally figured out, you know, 20 years on that, we've created peanut allergies, essentially. It's like they're looking bus seats thing, isn't it? Well, I've been sterilizing everything. It's daft. I like my kids to seat, don't you? [LAUGHTER] Well, not literally. Every meal. Don't take health advice from this podcast. Oh. Willy G. [SINGING] Are we ever going to get to this podcast, G? Do we do it now? Yeah, we should do it now. I do it now, OK. It's not just us, by the way. It only helps if we do this communally. You have to do this at home as well. Oh, lower. Just got a message through. I'm just sitting. Lower. Lower back. So we're aiming for him is lower back. Right, OK. With I. G. OK. [LAUGHTER] Eyes down, looking. [MUSIC PLAYING] [SINGING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [SINGING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [SINGING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] longest never seen so sass so sass so sass he vents to electrical okay so hopefully the she was vented via electrical to emma's lower back i nearly lost it then i had to do some fire breathing to get back on breath of fire that's the last did you squeeze did you squeeze always squeeze cuz hey i'm not squeezing i'm loose no asshole no holy hole no asshole no anal hole no holy hole okay holy hole otherwise it doesn't work no hopefully that works emma oh your back's feeling better soon wow hell's bells birthdays let us know if you've got a birthday coming up because we've got um like a dozen birthday jingles that we like to play yes it's another underused thing if it's your birthday we want to know what's happy birthday to you i mean it's always someone's birthday somewhere yeah i mean they have to be listening i think for it to be worth blowing okay yeah we could just make them up steve anus chokey surgeon michael it's your 35th birthday you look like robbie down in jr and peta subcholice love child hooray happy birthday huge anus really right cheat um what's the best way what's the best way to drop your eavesdropping ways and become a producer of this shit show purely donating a coin keep in mind keep my thoughts keep spinning the real your silvers are armor your covers are steel your coins are power feeling the drive oh yeah can you be the one to give us a life of values just press play we say i see you today you go to the armor synchronous.com you'll find a paper button there you give us a one off donation sent up for a monthly recurring sustaining donation you use the cash app or you can buy us a coffee links to the show notes i'll play it out there it's far too long it's jingle it's fucking amazing i'm already bored of it oh yeah i like the stuff to download it to my oplod nano yeah only you fuck it out there can say plotland keep this 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in this show i so there's how many we got an embarrassment of riches oh my word two four six seven eight uh number two okay it's kind of funny tonight all right number one yep go highway to gait him it's a bit like a being on the highway to to you know gait him gait it's a bit quiet isn't it why is it quiet it's a bit like being on the highway to to you know gait him it's some sort of falling show and rubbish rubbish uh always on time always on time see i'll still watch it's all nice always on time always on time uh nuts nuts now i like nuts it's fitting isn't it yeah yeah nuts nuts okay um this is good you're gonna love it you're gonna love it i'm coming on it uh you're gonna love it i'm coming on it not loving that but you're gonna love it i'm coming on it creepy that one yeah who's saying that in the northern northern lady voice which bit you're gonna love it you're gonna love it angelorina i thought it might be um changing mischief so what's winning always on time no nuts you like nuts i do like that i do like always on time uh nuts okay uh no asshole no asshole no holy hole of course i mean it's asshole if there's a no hole no asshole no holy hole there you go when you're in a dollar effect major asshole major asshole uh just need a rectum you just need a rectum and a third eye i think you just need a rectum it's better than that's pretty well you just need a rectum and a third eye that's pretty good it is good you're gonna love it i'm coming on it you just need a rectum and a third eye okay uh oh what about this squeeze that beautiful anal ring oh god i mean it's a keeper for sure squeeze that beautiful anal ring you're gonna love it i'm coming on it god this is going quite perfect this it's absolutely breach library yeah last one we'll just smash everything to hell and anarchy everywhere how the hell's that we'll just smash everything to hell and anarchy everywhere it's almost uh is it your man jonby majorly i just re-watched it easily hedonistic orgy we'll just smash everything to hell and anarchy everywhere wow it is trying to be magical be you're gonna be piercing wow shit oh i don't know um squeeze that beautiful anal ring don't let the way pronounce this beautiful yeah yeah yeah um it's a bit like a being on the highway to to you know gait and then that one's out it's just that's how it it's it's this one isn't it you just need a rectum and a third eye yeah i think that's the winner so all you need all you need okay so that's it yeah just need a rectum and a third eye that's how we'll end the show i'll get your ribcage so i uh i mentioned earlier that i had a new segment to debut oh yes uh but i didn't tell you anything more no you left me in tanta lysment tantric or something lysment lyser manelli mint tantric lyser manelimant manelimant the fifth manelimants i need to tell you about element i've used element every single morning for over three years now it is the way i start every single day it tastes fantastic mmm lyser manelimant yeah so um this is a new segment that i'm day be and we'll see how it works it's called the meme blitz meme blitz we scroll and search to find your fix meme blitz meme blitz it's a meme storm and we're on the chase buckle up to ring while we meme blitz while we're on face yes i'm liking that yeah pretty motley crew no definitely motley crew yeah oh like it's the other one any of the other ones fine hailing no i'm not the skid row i think it's pretty sleazy yeah yeah skid row as well i think him um a Brett my man all right was in the her metal band from albertia the sharpshooters wow that's a deep cool the sharpshooters that was the tech team right though it was a how's it's finishing me sitting to me yeah sorry god it was like a half foundation half boston crab yeah the heart foundation yes yes yes Brett's are we know him Jim the anvil night heart yes all dead no they're not Brett's still alive i think yes Brett the hit man he's still got a podcast what if you call an artist definitely word no right i like the thing that he used to give his sunglasses to a kid in the audience yeah and he walked out every time didn't he say you could tell he was a nice guy yeah it was for one he was one it wasn't a heel a heel yeah he was a toe a heel that's a technical term for rick flare the undertaker bobby heenan the legion of doom i know they were good guys bushrockers bushrockers nasty boys how many how many more in the 90s wf tech team skier name natural disasters earthquake and typhoon combined weight 752 pounds with a combined weight earthquake and typhoon good shout yeah they were they were tech team champs for a spell do you remember the rockers no sure michaels sure michaels in ultimate worry no show michaels and marty janetty oh no i don't even remember the rockers janetty lesion deans irs and big boss man in but they're in a tech team together no irs and teddy bassy with million dollar man let's take the snake rabbits in here money ink will they call me i think i think that was it yeah money every a everybody's got a price for the million dollar man that's when i mean it might be good when wrestling was great because that's why wrestling was great it was great when i was seven you'd be watching the world cup tell you 90 and then some rest on me in here yeah i think we nailed all the best i said the nasty boys right yeah knobs and sags nobs and sags sags yeah saggy boobs knobs doesn't require any explanation the bushwackers they were good fun yeah we're like were they meant to be from florida for australia rednecks florida yeah it seems i think there was like an australian tech teams there no i'm getting confused with heart foundation again that's canadian ah british bulldog yeah what's his name uh david boy smith smith yes yeah he was the intercontinental champ in the in the early 90s was he in the tech team i don't think so i think he was too big to be in the tech team was um yeah this hulk hulk wasn't it a tech team was he god brother hulkomania so you don't remember what you should tell you is hulkomania acts hulkomania acts was it's the fan club eat your vitamins say your prayers something else open your regs open your third eye open your third eye brother say your prayers take your vitamins breath of fire no wonder you got canceled he did what would it was some weirdness as well wasn't it some sex thing was he having sex in the british library toilets probably is that what it was i saw the rage these days i believe so oh man he was on joe rogan a while but was he the hulkster yeah yeah interest him to listen to he wasn't he wasn't a good interview in that way not like rick flare whoo nature boy he could just be set off and he just had stories for days yeah and he lived large like he was a big bozer and like he was you think hulk was probably holding back for legal reasons well yeah just in case he got any more trouble maybe i don't know don't know oh god i have to google some old wrestling you get back so it's should we do the mean blitz oh my gosh nobles here now should we let him in does it know we're live we'll just let him in if he doesn't know we're live oh gosh say we're not started yet 55 minutes fade is up oh look at his um logo wow can i know bonjour oh noble we're live don't say fuck or cunt one million apologies gentlemen i don't worry about it it's all right we've just flipped reversed it yeah we've just been doing some news and having a wail over time we've been talking about wwf from the 1990s oh the the good old times the wwf yeah yeah it was that before they got sued by the world wildlife foundation well yeah that was clearly well before that yeah i think that was would have been mid to late 90s i would imagine yeah that took place because i you know we grew up it was that wwf macho man randy savage ultimate warrior oh yeah what you're gonna do korea i'll don't leave you there okay when the madness comes all down on you wow how are you noble how are you i'm wonderful gentlemen apart from having a trapped nerve in my um right no a left lower back yesterday's i have nowhere i'm like an old man i couldn't even do anything my plans were scarpered i wanted to renovate the lawn today the backlot garden um so yeah but i'm feeling a much better much better we could we could have if we'd have known we could we've already done it but we could have focused on chi at your lower back for healing here we go man i totally forgot gentlemen i totally forgot the um the northern light say the northern chi energy oh yes how are you how are you for time are you right i didn't know if you were coming in just to say hello no no of course go let's do it gentlemen i'm here i'm here for a good time not for a long time nice where's that from is that from a movie it is but i can't remember though i've i've actually stolen it from Michael Chandler because i hear him saying it a lot but i know it's from a movie i don't have no Michael Chandler is oh the UFC fighter 155 former Bells for fighter no where do we wf right sorry sorry pardon self pardon yourself yes be staged wf is where it's where it sounds proper yeah the scripted stuff of course yeah k-fable that yes indeed indeed oh there we go oh yeah we're just on a technical stafu what's going on they're getting down sorry about that what what was that that was interesting that was oh you'll have to go about i i i flicked uh i flicked scenes and rbs and i must have had that video open when i flit oh it's there's a lot of nonsense it's funky all i wanted to do was move my bloody um video over because i've just noticed that the side of it's being cut off oh yeah i see yes there we go yeah i'm terrible i know you know you're a technological wizard you guys especially you no i it's all um it's all pretty simple i'm terrible at computers novel i have no like um i don't work on a computer for a day job i've never really been into like building my own computers or anything like that yeah software it always seems to go wrong in my hands oh i'm kind of most important but most importantly you're able for the past what all plus three four plus years now to be able to create these masterpieces so you know there might be some hiccups and stuff but now you were doing some excellent work sir well we try and now it's done there i was looking at your channel earlier and you you're doing a lot of uh UFC and boxing stuff at minute yeah you know the old boob tube you know we always have this conversation the old boob tube and shadow banning and all the rest of that stuff it can be very disheartening it can be very disheartening so i thought to myself there's a lot more growth on the CFR sports side so let me actually concentrate a little bit more there versus the CFR network right right and is it um bearing fruit so you're saying it was he was an in the sort of shadow band the CFR sports now and i'm and gentlemen i'm not as you can imagine i'm not necessarily controversial per se on the CFR sports it's same kind of thing you're very more much interview heavy um but it's just it's hard it's hard it's just really hard and everyone who comments on the um under contents they're like why and if why don't you have a million views and a million subscribers and what what's going on and i simply say the power of the old boob tube they shadow ban people and put people out of the algorithm yeah i i don't understand it because like i i we played the sort of run this experiment uh was it earlier this year was it about year ago because like um one of our sort of things is is that we're valued for value we don't put ads or um indeed we don't do sponsors and we we've been asked numerous times by different companies like yeah for sponsorship um draft kings draft kings i'm always getting that one the last one we had was that ball shaving company okay that's good that's good at least the reaching out kind of thing yeah i suppose but i mean the thing is is that one sure if you're beholden to advertisers if you're if you're reliant on revenue yeah through through adverts then yeah if if you become if you become reliant on that and then the advertisers decide to turn off the taps because of something you're saying indeed increases the chances that you're going to start centering yourself and thinking oh i don't think this topic is going to be favorable with the advertisers maybe we'll skip that maybe we'll not talk about israel guards of this week it's a bit dangerous for the you know we'll not talk about yeah uh rishi sunak and kia star what whatever it might be but that's that danger there so so we adopted the value for value method it's not lucrative i'll tell you that much we know if it was about the money we'd get a lot more money through doing sponsorship deals and uh yes and stuff but about a year 18 months ago we got this uh we got to the thresholds that are required to become monetized on youtube hey i like it yeah so i sort of run this experiment because you know you were talking about the shadow of banning and stuff and my my theory going in was if if you monetize youtube now is making money off your content yes maybe you know there's a there's an avenue there where those they'll share your stuff out to different people because because they're getting something out of you yeah you know rather than you just putting your content out for free um yeah youtube doesn't make any money really if you're just if you're a non premium user and you just watch youtube and you watch videos channels that are not monetized i mean you're kind of a burden on youtube you're using not really no no no you've got to think about this this is a sliver which i don't think you've actually thought about and maybe it's it's again it's a small sliver but that same scenario you will still have ads before you were monetized guys you would still have ads playing on your videos oh yeah for anyone who's not a premium subscriber yeah who's not paying that $9.99 a month they're still going to get the if you've got one subscriber and you've got like maybe 10 views open add on that really because i've i've never i didn't come across that before we were monetized you know if i would go back and scan the videos to see yeah because they generally come at the beginning don't they exactly watch the whole video you can just click on it and you know adverts never used to come up but i don't know i don't know i don't know how it works it's a weird game because i've got my original channel which is um i guess more in line not almost so much now because i don't necessarily low um upload content to it but that's more in line i guess with the the content that they like of sorts because i've well past the threshold to be monetized etc etc i haven't i've left that channel totally dead in regards to actually you know getting the membership etc but the views it's it's like four four five million plus wow but there's ads on that every video multiple ads and if i go into one of my profiles that doesn't have the premium then straight away as you say straight at the start the ad comes up then you skip that two minutes later another ad so they're they're getting it digital coin they're squeezing it every way they can kind of make money yes well this is crazy space monkey's gentleman this is why i'm sort of um in an hour in about spotify because um i listen to no agenda i don't know if you're familiar with the no agenda podcast yes yeah and they refuse to go on spotify and it's it's a difficult one because spotify is generally a paid for service you can get the free stuff but you you're limited in functionality you can't skip tracks you can't yes i don't think you can download stuff you now there's various limitations on you you get a shit service based on it pushes everyone to pay whatever it is ten ten per month now nine nine a month or maybe be going up mate i think i think it's more i think it's like twelve quid for me i think twelve okay and um and so as a podcast do you think well that's a massive platform my stuff our stuff should be on there so that people can access it's easy and you might get new listeners who use spotify but it's great for spotify they've got all these people making all these podcasts and uploading it to their servers and then they get to charge people to listen to it yeah center a month yeah it's an interesting it's a it's the Bill Gates model isn't it just just updated and slightly refined being a twat okay here we go come on come on we're talking common language now of course keep it simple stupid yes they're being absolute idiots because because if we look at the analytics i'm in the in the dashboard now now let's go back three zombie apocalypse i tuned the spotify was the main sources of podcasting um you know streaming streams should we say um i would say it will always be a throw up i tuned to be number one then it would be spotify now and then a podcast added let's not forget the old good old fashioned podcast added that would be number three web browser 64.7 percent apple podcast 11.5 percent podcast attic 9.8 percent spotify 8.4 and other 5.6 the dynamics have totally changed until now totally who's the biggest biggest boy in the block now is in the apple anymore i i haven't done that in depth research i think apple's still the major the major player because most people want to be part of that um whole crew of having the apple so i think they're still up there but i get my own trends i'm seeing that no i'm not seeing those those major players up there i'm seeing web traffic and activity it seems like people are saying no let's remove some of these apps from the surfboard or from the phone and let's just go to the website let's just you just go back to the olden days let's type in the ww dance and then the rest of it and let's consume the content that way old school have you had emails off youtube about uploading your rss to youtube yes i certainly have that's interesting that's an interesting move they're trying to get in on it so um that's how podcast work is with this rss feed and you you put this feed into whatever podcast podcast platform and then they pick your feed up whenever you update and publish the new episode so youtube um have decided that they want to move into this and you can submit your rss feed for your podcast to youtube and they will publish it on youtube and it's a bit like the Spotify thing again you're thinking well youtube's the second biggest search engine on earth that's you know i have a podcast it should be on there and they're the same they're milking you they're making you do all the work and they they want to monetize it yeah build it build it they built the infrastructure and excellent content creators who came well before us created that we consume that we went down all of the rabbit holes we saw the little diy things and then they said it's great let's get you know dinosaur shamed stream media it's done now we've built this to a point now we can get a lot more advertisers in we're gonna get itv on here we're gonna get bbc we're gonna get cnn we're gonna get cbs we're gonna get all of the legacy stupid media that no one's watching and we're gonna put them on the old boob tube and then you know what we're gonna do all of the people who have created boob tube see you later alligator because we're gonna start to change every six months our terms and conditions i know what we are now sunday friday i had an email saying we're taking your content down mr. normal because you're talking about stuff which has been on mainstream news about organ harvesting and what they do with aborted babies and stuff so all other news isn't it you can go to cnn you can go to fox and you can go to independent content creators talking about this this topic and i mentioned it for like one minute and 30 something second gentlemen three years ago and all of a sudden it's medical misinformation really that's interesting because we did a show i think it was in the early 200s of the late 100s with the mitral gurba and that was all about the wego or organ falan gong organ organ harvesting and as far as i know that is that still stands that video i think so yeah yeah but you don't know when the algorithm's gonna come after you you know it might be yours next week and that'll be it that video will be gone the algorithm doesn't move fast enough for the change in in approach that was seen in the general media so you know that stuff that you know may have been on mainstream you know it could have been medical or misconstrued as medical information before mainstream media picked it up but the algorithm wasn't quick enough to do its work then before the flip reversal and now it's it's kind of catching up with itself so that you know people's um attitudes to certain topics might change six or seven times by the time the original algorithm comes and and swings the axe exactly yeah it it's it's weird it's it's very weird because usual i mean there's been times obviously and i would imagine you've experienced this when you're in the upload process and it's like no no no we're not even allowing you to upload it and there was a lot of that going on and then it kind of stopped and then it was oh we're just going to go back five years we're going to go back to when you first opened your channel and that one with a lot of views yeah it's unacceptable now guys yeah you may have 25 000 views honey but you know we've made enough ad revenue off you you know we've boosted you a little bit but we're going to take that away now and that analytic sort of knock it you no longer have that statistic and you know i ha no longer have that content which was potentially driving people to see that content the same way in a minute look oh they suffer wonderful stuff let oh subscribe and even if they're not going to subscribe though it needs to scroll through some of the other videos the house always wins noble that's the same that's why you got to build your own house well i was first thinking how how if you were to create a platform that was you know free or half the price of one of the major platforms you know i think it would be shut down pretty rapidly but that's what needs to happen some sort of grassroots naps to esque thing well decentralized exactly yeah that can't be yes you choose massive yes butterflies massive people are there because it's easy and people are lazy and everything's there in one place yeah can't you can't have a grassroots thing growing and get all that licensed music because you don't have that that costs money because that's controlled elsewhere that's where spotify youtube apple podcast has grown that's it's it's from the apple music side of things it's from the the licensed universal geffen all that sort of all the all the big producers have licensed that music and that's how they've grown they've paid for that and now it's podcasts being added to it if you were to build something from the ground up you wouldn't be able to get to that size to be able to make a big enough dent in that in the market beer moths um you know before you were you were shut down or you just ended up running out of cash but that is the sort of thing that i think needs to happen if it doesn't happen there's going to be no alternative you know eventually these are about too big and fall over that's the beauty of rss is that you can't shut it down yes and uh adam curry going back to no agenda the podfather has as pretty much secured the future of podcasting with podcasting 2.0 so as long as you're using a 2.0 complaint app light podcast ad8 which is the one i use uh there's no shuttings down even if it means we have to have a server in here we could have a server in this room yeah as long as you have something connected to the internet but that rss feed is sacrosanct and anyone who has that feed in their phone will be able to pick up on us videos it's videos different because there's uh the hosting you know our videos are probably two or three digs a piece gigabytes exactly and so that's part of the deal with youtube they're hosting how many videos have we done you know well no but we didn't start doing videos until like oh into the hundreds yeah but i'll say it's 200 videos so what's that a terabyte it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot of bullshit that they're hosting on our behalf we should be powered we should be thanking them now to our youtube old lords the overlords yeah the tech lords and that's that's somewhere in bloody um oh where was the place they've got like part himself they've obviously got so many of these data centers in america but they're binding places oh god isn't there somewhere like in the canaries maybe or in spain where they've just got loads of space um like a huge a couple acres basically and it does they're finding these in these interesting places and saying yep that's going to be our data center let's put 10 million to it and there we go yeah uh far uh just a lot in the far east Philippines but look at the power needed just cooling those damn things yes it's like people and we're going to save the planet though gentlemen like the cows are farting you know which is a natural sentient being but no we're going to create servers so we can upload content to keep everyone glued to glowing crack phones or other devices it's it's utter madness and then gentlemen forget the the the combustion engine forget that get yourself into debt get yourself a lease and you're going to get the latest tesla if you want to be in the crew you got yourself an iphone you can't get anything else but a tesla don't think about anything else but a tesla have your little phone and then you know your iphone have your little tesla keep yourself in bit you can't buy you can't buy a house because the mortgage prices and you know utilities know that so you're just going to rent 12 hundred pound on your rent that wasn't 12 hundred pound for your little tesla you bought your your your crack phone i-99 that was too grand the world's yours i was having this conversation with my eight-year-old in the car yesterday about because um he was pointing out teslas and he's got tesla tesla tesla tesla we saw about three of them and he said what are you saying like oh they're really like how does everyone have so much money i said they don't own them no one walks into a tesla d dealership and writes a check for 40,000 pounds it's 400 pound a month and then when the lease runs out in four years you swap it for another one and i said it's the same with mobile phones so yeah no one goes into the iphone store and and chip and pins 1800 quid or whatever and which the new iphone is it's 30 pound a month or 40 pound a month no come on come on there's more than that now i've i was looking at those deals about a couple years back i was like you know in the olden days some we are you know aging ourselves a sort you would say okay i want then the Nokia whatever whatever whatever this is it okay sir it's a $19.99 a month on limited calls and your phone's free when they don't need to pay for your phone yeah fast forward fast forward now it's oh okay so you've got to pay 38.99 a month for your phone and then your contract price for your airtime is 42 pounds so yeah you're paying 98 pound a month for your phone now and it's three years minimum yeah it's a couple of hours a month or three because it was 12 months then it was 18 and i remember getting my first two-year contract when i was maybe like 28 or 30 or something like that now it's three years three years that's why that's aren't they and we know where this is going because we've we've seen Schwab and his wreath mates got fast forward 10 years you'll be renting a whisk you won't buy a whisk you'll rent it i need a whisk for Tuesday night because i'm making a souffle literally happy the drone the fucking the role mill drone good role mill's been privatized now draw will fly to your window deliver your whisk and you'll have it for 24 hours and it will cost you three pounds why have it for 24 hours you're only beating one egg the drone can wait for you to here we go here we go no you pay extra for that you pay extra for that we go to a fiver and it will wait there'll be a damaged waver if you've left any like residue on the excuse me sir you haven't cleaned your whisk ah it's a five pound fees yeah five pound five it's like forgetting to bring your library books but you've been fined 10 credits you've been fined 10 imperial credits imperial wet credits your your carbon your carbon allowance has been reduced by 10 units this is the i was just about to get on to that the allowance you say you place the order for the whisk and then it goes back wait a minute you haven't got enough crates for that you haven't got enough social credits and also you are only allowed to have a sweet item once a month you had one last week no no no you can't actually what we'll do though is we'll send you a whisk with some flour and salt yeah you're not having souffle you need to make scrambled eggs with that sheet you twat scrambled eggs are getting the sea thank you thank you yes you're not worthy i was wrong what was i thinking souffle no we need eggs god it's kind of terrifying we'll we'll like laughing about this stuff and like half of me is kind of serious that i'm concerned that these things quadrant materialize and half of me is like they're not good in it's not gonna happen for some for some gentlemen you're right to say that because if you don't laugh we would cry or we would be with them lunatics who are just hyper manic screaming we've got to stop them we've got to stop them go wake your family up no no no because it is true they're conditioning especially the youngsters you know you've got an eight-year-old there are people with arrested development to a raw rage who have been they've been infected and they're literally programmable characters now and so whatever whatever flashes up on the crack phone that's their paradigm that's what they need to do it's almost like being programmed well it well it's been it's not almost like it is it's been programmed they they send the bat signaler and then oh oh that's what we're gonna do now okay so i'll just shave my hair right down the middle and that's new hairstyle and then everyone does it i'm cool man this was uh this was touched upon in the dot-to-hoo episode yesterday do you watch dot-to-hoo yesterday yes oh my god so go on elaborate it was it was like a it was a it reminded me of a black mirror that basically these um uh you were attached to this floating dot device that projected multiple screens around your head of all your friends and it was like a like an augmented reality kind of thing yeah and you basically you'd never you'd never turn that off and it would tell you where to walk and you go and work for you a lotted slot wherever you sit and then the rest of the time you're free to i don't know like just talk to what you your screens and when is this setting like the near future or something i don't know it's dot-to-hoo yes i mean what's the context well they run this planet and essentially another planet yeah right and it was they were all addicted to these these floating dots and they had all you had everything you needed basically there in front of you and you told you where to go walk for three steps turn right three steps and as it turns out spoilers um they couldn't see they didn't have any peripheral vision so they couldn't see the real world so yeah all they could see was this this layer of screens and there were some giant slugs eating you and he was slowly killing off the entire population of this planet and then there was i got distracted but there was there was like a deeper message running through and i remember thinking that the analysis that was an alright episode we have that was that was the sort of thing where it's everything's therefore you don't need to worry about yes living anymore brave new world world in it sounds like a new world yeah mr hogsley mmm mmm the anti-sex he said he's an interesting character have you done any research on all this hogsley not in some time but he's he's the grandson of or son of stigmund Freud or something like that they're connected aren't they the connected yeah yeah um sheep farm have done loads of deep dives on this period because you've different characters well all well as well all well oh wow yes all wells that send that ends well yeah check out the sheep farm podcasts they've done loads on them and and like going through the the the dynast dynastic things you know the the relations between these different families and um Darwin's bulldog uh Galton is it uh Galton? Is it Francis Galton yeah i think he's related to hogsley to the hogs oh shit yeah oh my gosh synchronistic is a bit late actually to be fair but i found that connection at maybe three weeks ago and i meant to actually put those connections together because uh you won't know but within rum we have Galton bridge train station right named after Francis Galton yes he's good you got Galton we've got Matthew Bolton they were all friends as well who's Matthew Bolton oh he he was a huge um influence yes but they don't tell us they don't tell us they don't say that he was rich and he was i think was he fabrics or something boy ah maybe rung apologies bromis but he was into something basically he was a he was a big-time guy in the city doing things it was Galton Watts and there was another person as well Matthew Bolton Francis Galton and there's one more to a tri-union essence but yeah there were all eugenics they were all trying for us a few genesis from zernigan is Matthew Bolton that one that has that big gold statue in the middle of bermigan yes yeah right i knew i'd heard his name i've never heard of this guy so he's from the colonial era oh that the back end of the colonial era the good old days where if you had an idea and you knew somebody you could become like a you your family would be set like if we could transport ourselves back then and have you know a couple shillings behind us like we would be like the the tech overlords of now but we would be for goods we wouldn't be for bad do you not see do you not see this excuse me this being project projecting the future so we have people like beesos i'm just reminded that the chris toll worthy episode we did we talked about the space gods ah yes about this um oh it's uh jack kirby jack kirby you who prophesied the rise of the space gods and now we have elon musk we've got um jeff baesos jeff baesos um to a lesser extent the ronston pickle guy ronston yeah don't forget him with the smiles yeah strange little nakir island he's just it's just an odd one him he's a weirdo i want to step as far as i could throw in gentleman do you find it very interesting that no one talks about his island we've got Epstein's island we had that um night guard to island they've walked up and then he's down you know hmm what's going on on these are and he had that fire remember didn't you have to fire their couple years back the massive fire on the island yeah yeah he was burning his records see he knew what was coming down the pipe he was like let's get rid of this but he's like as far as I know he's not on the Epstein list I don't think Bronson he's too clever for that man he's too clever for that he's good yeah man come on he's he's he's probably he's on I put him in the same lines as and Maxwell the one who's he's floating in the rubber rubber yeah I put him in the same bracket man now watch watch you take on Maxwell is the MI6 Mossad all of them all of them all of the above sir because they're all interlinked out there he's just different names for the different sectors but they all work with each other for each other hey let me just borrow your guy for a minute I've got I've got a job oh yeah no problem yeah you can have him two weeks yeah no problem we just need agent double nine nine just give him we need them for a month or year that's not a problem inter-country relations you know we'll stand strong with Israel and we'll stand strong with the the belly of the beast in the in the form of the United States or United Snakes of America I seem to think he was from Eastern European Eastern Europe originally you know he changed it changed his name yes yes it became a British citizen and changed his name to Robert Maxwell but I I seem to think he was from like Ukraine or Romania or something like that I might be completely making this up Turkey surgeon he might have been a turkey surgeon I don't know and I've been at Matthew it's been at Matthew you still going like ages ago you could buy like a burn of Matthews cylinder of meat oh shit I don't remember that it was like a cylindrical packaged bit of turkey and you could slice it up via Sunday roasting after worry about bones and shit okay it's like spam but like burning up you slightly kind of yeah I remember it kind of being shrink wrapped and cylindrical definitely what I mean it's it's we're treated like mushrooms feed him shit and keep him in the dark no people lap it up to be honest I'm guilty of such techie dinosaurs not techie dinosaurs I'll occasionally get a tin like one of those all-day breakfast tins Christ you know oh hey breakfast tin one half is that it's absolutely filth noble don't get one but if you got a hangover and you can't cook you get this tin of slop and you put in the microwave for three minutes it's got beans it's got those terrible sausages that are probably cancerous oh my gosh egg things meat things I mean it's absolutely filth but you know I'm such a base animal in a lot of respects like shiny packaging and symbols on there your eyes are just drawn to it like like fuck noodles even the label looks like shit but you know I'd say what is it's sugar they just probably like they just probably laid all the sugar into that shit yeah it's be salt man it be salt not sugar the ladle sugar salt in that cuz we're all addicted to salt especially if you're still partial to processed food and that salt will get you every damn time then yeah salt I mean we do need salt oh yes sea salt rock salt yeah you know with iodine in it you know yeah I get that pink stuff the pink Himalayan but we've got to be careful with that gentlemen I'm liking it where'd you get it from oh probably little little good old ladle what's wrong with what the fuck's wrong with little sea salt well well I prefer ladle or little as us folk call it over Aldi or Aldi there's lots of bakeries about right lots of fake Himalayan so do you remember I think it's pre put let's go five years back Himalayan pink Himalayan sea salt well oh salt not sea salt salt was expensive very expensive you're looking five three four five pounds upwards right how are we getting it for like a pound there is that not it's not just not economies of scale everyone's hip to it now that people want it there's a massive demand there so we can get it cheaper there's that element to it but depending on where you purchase it I'm just a stickler from where you where you purchase items from if like you know some people still go to like you know their local you know salt exploit exploitative store and purchase that where you may if you go to a big box store maybe buy it for nine to nine bins and they'll pay one pound thirty for it at these exploitative convenience stores and I doubt it very much gentlemen and ladies that that would be real I think someone's sitting in a room somewhere we die and they produce something very cheap thing you think you would be able to test that test for it obviously not the companies they won't do it and they won't be any regulator all do it but as a private citizen you think you there might be a way of sort of testing the yes you can and there's two ways the other way I can't fully remember but the other way is quite simple it's just a water test drop a one or two into multiple different cups of water and see how they dissipate number one and how quickly they dissolve if it's naturally shouldn't dissolve very quickly anything process will dissolve very quickly if it says a water thank you in trouble that I was just gonna get onto that with that food I stuff what do you make of let us just to change subjects because this is the biggest store of the week and we don't we don't normally talk much politics but what do you make of the orange man revelations this way the orange perfect he was that he was he seemed nice again synchronistic he was at UFC 302 and was receiving you know he was in his orange and splendor heavyweight or what was he fighting in everywhere he was ringside but he wasn't actually in the cage what shame no cuz you remember gentlemen we've come off the scripted stuff and now I'm going back into the you know the non scripted entertainment sports entertainment even though sidebar and remind me so we can go back to this there are some people who hypothesize or propose because in Deva purchased UFC quite some time back for a ridiculous amount of money and have merged them together with W.W.W.W.E. to form TKO brands float them under stock exchange under sports entertainment people are saying well the W.W.E. /W.W.F is scripted you know these guys it's more apparent now the scripted nature of wrestling when we was growing up I don't think it was that obvious I was in as I've spoken before I was probably 15 14 or 15 when I actually realized it was fake and when you realize that it's not real unfortunately some people stick with it cuz there's grown men who were still interior and they'll get McDonald's but I mean they know it's fake but they enjoy the spectacle the spectacle of it and to me it's a bit too much of a spectacle now well no not now it's it's it's it's just a spectacle the skills that they unless you can tell me otherwise I'm pretty sure the lower weight classes the skill the actual wrestling that's why I enjoyed seeing that's why you still like mr. perfect because he demonstrated skill in the ring it wasn't just power I want to do the tombstone I'm gonna put them over my head and Brent's pressed them a couple times and then top them over I was gonna say it was miss I was gonna say you didn't you said mr. perfect I was gonna say the excellence of execution but that's Brett the hitman heart Brett the hit man heart again what was mr. perfect's sort of tagline Monica well he did well he didn't have a tagline but he's finishing move was the perfect Plex yes yeah I remember it well well you must have remembered you must remember the epic intercontinental title fight between Brett and mr. perfect was it summer slam 92 I've got it on tape I have it on tape so on VHS yes yes and you remember Roddy Roddy Piper at the end teary up Brett teary up when he was ripping his clothes off and he's spending some songs yeah wow yeah memories man you can't beat it but you can appreciate the the athleticism and the technical reality to not hurt each other like not yeah I mean obviously they hurt each other they'd get bumps and bruises and all sorts of damage but not actually kill each other with a perfect Plex or you know a body tombstone or whatnot you can definitely appreciate the athleticism it's not a joke people people think well wrestling's faking gay it's all make believe but no these guys are three 400 pound guys running into each other you're not you're not getting up from that without a scratch on yeah you game yeah concussions broken bones ACL breaks neck breaks how many people have broken a neck loads it's it's a very day and free to be scripted this is the thing for it to be scripted as well I'm thinking like maybe you should actually if you're gonna put your body through that and look at the ruling schedule that wrestlers have to go on big stars I listen to Rick Flair on Joe Rogan we mentioned it briefly earlier before and he was talking about his schedule I mean he was on the road for years yes yeah and they did they'd wrap up a tour in the States and then go to Japan and to around Japan for three months replace the circus it's like a circus yeah yeah yeah bread bread and circuses hundred percent so um Trump remind me back Trump so yeah there we go thank you because when I go in those pandas I'm like I'll go someplace so mr. Trump the orange pervert himself and who is an interesting character um it's all the show isn't it it's all a show we had before this political headline we had Kendra Lamar and bloody Drake in Forbes in seats mainstream media was picking up on this and talking about the timeline MMA era the guy was talking about I'm thinking that it's working perfectly they fit the scripts and oh oh we gotta talk about well this isn't a music podcast that we do but we want us to talk about Drake and okay yeah we'll do that because clearly there's an agenda they want us our minds not where they should be but they want them here there and everywhere so he'd been convicted of like 30 charges didn't he didn't even he was sitting didn't even throw one of them out they're like yeah man you're guilty of all of them yeah well there's there's more to this story of them meets the eye the the jurors were instructed that they didn't have to name a charge they just had to find him guilty of a felony I watched them we've had a guest two three times Malan Baker is a youtuber he's tag he's he's dangerously reasonable and he's like he is um is the place I go he's one of the challenge I go to for politics because he's very level-headed is he prides himself on being unbiased and sort of a neutral observer and being in the middle ground essentially and not being we're so surrounded by reactionaries you know whether it's the right or left same fucking two-wing same bird that's my point to you you know and Malan's I am down the middle look at these things I'm a objective as I can possibly be and this is my date and he did a video on the Trump stuff yesterday and his takeaway was that essentially the Democrats have crossed a Rubicon here and this could turn out really badly there is essentially a political persecution the way the Democrats gerrymandered the judge the location oh yes how they changed the charges so all these charges would normally be a misdemeanor indeed with a fine but if but for political so essentially Malan said he's been politically persecuted he's a former president who's been politically persecuted and they're doing it for the headline for the 34 a convicted felon yes former president convicted felon because the the candidate is so fucking lame and his chucklehead of a vice president Kamala he's so fucking lame they need to do this because they think they can swing if this if this 34 convictions can give them a 5% swing you might just save the bacon in November and it's so dangerous because as Malan said in his video this is the first president or former president to be convicted of a felony yeah but you've just set the president now it ain't gonna be the last cuz whoever comes in next you know it's not gonna be like JFK who's a famous womanizer Bill Clinton you know going over some accountancy irregularity well you've just set the president now this is what politics is gonna be like in this country for the foreseeable future and they're gonna reap the Willwind sooner or later and they've increased what was an outside chance but is now becoming increasingly probable of actual political violence in the United States that's what they want us of course they want it we know this but the people who watch CNN and NBC the NPCs who just said this diet of diatribe and programming why do they call it TV programs come on come on I mean and they will lap it up because they're so partisan and you know orange man bad yeah my team my team my team Harry legs good so what's the result gonna be what everyone suspects that it's gonna be a close election right if Biden wins on a close election we already saw what happened four years ago about the the rig all the votes so what's gonna happen if it's a narrow win this time people aren't just gonna sit down and people are heavily on but we all know this we can see it we can telegraph it coming months in advance yes and they just they just walked into the trap and it's just so and they've been bolstered they've been bolstered by the likes of mr. Jonesy you know this is it this is I mean I store he's an entertaining character he's a nice bro blah blah blah and this and that he's only making a million a year he's only been making a millionaire for 30 years so he's been doing just a million a year and God what was his fine for that for the Sunday hook something billion some crazy billions said 173 billion or something crazy there's some sort of ridiculous if you and then there's a headline saying that oh if you just pay 183 million then we'll just settle for that then it's just like you know this let's block some figures out here like well like here's an example here's a real F example when a client asked me something stupid asked me to do something stupid I say it's a mr. client I say okay mr. client send me and need the number fluctuates and it doesn't happen frequently but it depends on the velocity okay that's not problem I can do that for you that's not problem just send me like 16 trillion you know once I've seen that cleared funds in the account I will write I will do whatever you want everyone has a price for the million dollar man or the six million dollar man it's the Austin that was bad I never got maybe I'm I think I'm a maybe ten years younger than you know well I don't remember the six million dollars don't like honestly the bad you you were about to buy any woman that you don't know night rider I remember night rider night rider it was a segue but they came at the same time I think it was earlier definitely it was definitely earlier than night rider but it's on day they've got reruns on day but I've noticed I've been watching them back to back nice burning woman and flipping lee majors there was a spate of vehicle based American like spy shows like night rider air wolf air wolf what was the bike one blue thunder I remember blue thunder oh gentleman blue thunder was the low budget version of air wolf I was a drone he might as well be you remember the old classic 80s helicopters those bobbly ones yeah it was one of them we just rock your branches on the side it's just all glass the one helicopter ever that's it old school man yeah that street hook was it street hook I was a motorcycle yeah manual manual manual manum what's that one with any good what's that what what what's that one with the hands minimal and he and he do the hand any changing to animals and stuff manum or y'all don't remember that oh my god have you been taking any mushrooms so so I'm on the old them ayahuasca gentlemen no manum or was like gently I don't know I can't remember the full premise but he could change into like a leopard and hawks and stuff and his hand would just like pulsate like his wrist and the next thing you know he was crazy this is the fun of the 80s man definitely try and there'll be some clicks on you on the old YouTube man definitely check that out man it's it's it's wacky minimal and how about I'm definitely checking that out yeah it sounds gold kind of reminds me of that Michael Jatson video where he turns into a lion the tiger what was that wasn't that remember the time was that remember the time do you remember yeah from their dangerous album midnight yes I used to animal we used to go on holiday to Cornwall when I was a little kid and it was like we're in the Northwest so it's like a six six and a half hour drive some easily easily and I remember me and me brother I've got a blue who's six years older than me and I remember is getting walk man's she's so any woman's you guys are past man oh yeah yeah oh yeah we had everything I don't know my dad well I won't say where they came from but this particular innocence this potentially isn't Phil yes and we won't have the like the tapes it would be copied tapes and I remember he did K 90s someone made me I got given it was bad on one side and thriller on the on the second side on like that six hour drive down to Cornwall I just listened to it all back to back and she I mean loved it but it kind of because I remember being on practice in primary school when the allegations started coming out I think like the like about 1990 something there was always talk around the primary school playground about there's a there was a job I'd be in a plastic bag of some I just remember at that time I just remember the what was that salacious magazine that you just have to rubbish in there the inquirer was it inquirer smash it yeah no that's a children this was an adult magazine so all I would remember like an in the Sun it'd be like wacko jacko sleeps in the oxygen tank yeah he's got bubbles the monkey blah blah blah blah you know that kind of stuff I didn't really hear about the allegations until I think I would have been in secondary school probably halfway through so probably like 94 and that kind of time because I kind of remember there was a thing there was some sort of not not controversy like rumors with McCauley Culkin and home alone came out what 91 was that 91 I thought I was a nine that came out it could have been yeah I mean that's about the same time frame I don't know I just loved the music man I just love the music and I remember when do you know I remember when he made the movie and he turned into a like a giant robot mean what was that oh we make it we make it yeah yeah yeah yeah then big braces oh you were it's 1990 what was what was night night homelom homelom yeah it's kind of it's such a strange story you know because you hear about what his father was like and what we're calling Colkin leaving each other home where we took him a mile turn in before you continue what irresponsible I know it's it's hectic you know we're going on vacation blah blah blah how are you getting all the way to the damn airport getting on a damn plane and all kind of stupid shit and it oh shit where's our son we haven't even got a son with us they've got they've got that many kids just playing the staff yeah yeah they're living this freaking mansion mansion and all yeah didn't you just wish like I wish I had a detached house with like 19 bedrooms and a damn huge that attic and all kind of shit like come on I'm gonna be missing it man it's um I'll tell you why it's good it comes on every Christmas we put it on every Christmas in our house and my kids love it they think it's hilarious they're like you know the wet banders the wet band is about what about alf did that set in the obligatory alf please okay yeah that you have to watch alf at Christmas that is even I'd obviously you know that we don't well I don't do pagan festivals etc having children it's quite difficult and different in self but to get that real children nostalgic Christmas real feel alf is the one yeah it's funny as hell I'm gonna disagree right the first the first Christmas film that comes on in our house on the 1st of December when we put the lights on is National Lampoon's Christmas vacation oh the one when he kidnaps the dam that the boss yeah oh shit that's my favorite that's my favorite childhood Christmas every chase yeah thank you for reminding me and I haven't watched it in such a long time for some reason I don't associate that with Christmas even though it's a Christmas film it does it's weird it does these lights it does the lights round is the light oh shit the lights are black out like boom they have to energize the reserve supplies yeah gentlemen why on earth I mean it's creativity that poor now that the these film directors the script writers the film is could not create recreate that magic oh the films are shit the the best film I've watched so far this year the growing year of 2022 and I guess this might be recently biased would be sorry 24 he said 22 oh oh my god shit sorry I believe I believe get Marty and dark get back in the DeLorean shit man I missed up the time means oh sorry come on the 20 the best film on self and was that King Kong shit that latest King Kong shit that was dope as how really okay yeah man I was very impressed with that money we it showed that very vulnerable side of Kong it was very well put together man there wasn't there wasn't any outside of the mute girl there was a lookal child in there that couldn't speak that that was the only part I'm like why are we just this is just filler you've got child who who was in the first one now she's growing up she's just having fits and then drawing stuff on the damn piece of paper and then they're letting her go into some dangerous stuff guys it's dangerous there's all kind of different kind of huge animals they bring a little child along she can be out in the wild and you know touch the finger of Kong and all kind of foolishness but outside of that wonderful film I'll give you a like a 9.5 and then the evil dead remake that's another good film this year I've not seen that I'm kind of I don't know there's a new alien film coming out yeah out of here senior yeah there is it's coming out like soon like in the next couple of months and I saw the trailer and the trailer looks decent looks like they've gone back to the sort of the horror roots like the first alien is like horror film essentially yeah horror sci-fi and like the second film is like an action sci-fi because it's all the marines guns yes and then it kind of drops off the last few films had been terrible absolutely shoots third one that came out that was well it was a very different film it was it was dark yeah it was dark and it was it was all the convicts and yeah it wasn't the strongest film but the trailer for the new film looks surprisingly good and I think it's a good director I think it's an evil dead director oh shit um a young boy baby wait a minute the evil the director what we talking about like Bruce Campbell he's dead John Bruce Campbell's not dead don't say that yeah it's Bruce Campbell's dead in a car gambling debts whatever it was I'm not thinking a bugle he's right now you can't take a Bruce force that the price is right in it I'm gonna give it a go I think I'm not gonna watch it at the cinema because you know I'll have to take a mortgage out for that but I tell you what you still alive he's still alive on Saturday 65 my missus put on a film called Atlas on that place no we're fucking with JLo and JLo just people are saying that's all right the way actually isn't he oh fuck yeah I got I got partway threw in and and it was so cliche I wanted to see how bad it was gonna get that was the only reason I continued watching it because I wondered how far they would take it and it didn't go far enough some some movies are so bad that the funny you enjoy them that they're so bad and this didn't it just didn't quite get there it wasn't quite bad enough to be entertaining okay well thanks for that then I definitely walk full is one of them like if you watch moonfall that film is so bad it's funny one no it's not that but that's the one with it where no don't do it that bad don't come on guys that's the one with the moons coming down it's gonna pop the show up and it wouldn't believe even all that kind of shit yeah that was cool that was cool it was proper Roland was Roland Emmerich weren't it I think it was Roland Emmerich he's famous for making these disaster movies so he made 2012 with Dennis Quaid day after tomorrow with Dennis Quaid Stargate with Dennis Quaid hey but at day after tomorrow with that was whack that was whack that was the one when Dennis Quaid he had to cross the whole world to find his damn son what kind of stupid shit is that yeah I mean like I look I love my family right I do and you know in theory you would you would do that how is that even possible like what are we talking about how man I thought that counts yeah I was thinking of doing it you know but like I was like 10,000 miles away there was snowing shit like you know yeah end of the world shit I mean around you I mean this problem you've probably got a lot on exactly exactly I mean look what's the number one rule south reservation once that's established then we can say you know what you can plan plot and strategize like 10,000 miles how do I do that how can I achieve this 10,000 mile trek on my tard I don't even know what the hell is going on I mean this is very unusual like yeah you know I could see that it was just so unrealistic and in the dunks attack and even share the yeah yeah it's crazy it'd be sorry love I've done the math it's gonna take 35 years to get together I'll tell you what meet me halfway I'm we're only doing this been by telepathy cuz all communications is there yeah this is it there's no mobile phones anymore we're going back to the ancients we just think no it'd be yeah look after number one 100% because we can't throw up the zoom link we can't send them the stream yard link and show me where you are just pan the camera run so I can see and I can kind of figure out where you are on this plane of existence you need a plan in place now so we should be talking to our significant others I mean now any event of a global apocalypse can you make it to this checkpoint follow this map get to get to this pyramid scan this QR code exactly get it it's on this phone box box those still exist well there's a few well they're not read anymore aren't they they're like well actually no I haven't seen any phone boxes they're all open there we've got in Preston the longest unbroken line of red phone boxes in existence oh yeah so about half a dozen of them yeah yeah it's not an impressive number outside the town all in it yeah yeah it's like a line of red phone boxes we all smashed up to shit pew pew Lee what I mean don't work surely I don't know no the little decommission but yeah oh I guess so it's just first ethics because at one point then obviously I'm not out and about like that and I couldn't even tell you I think it was the last time I used a public telephone would have been in the very early 90s but I recall in the early thousands being in Oldbury Town Center and walking past the telephone box I mean well I wasn't a telephone box it was just literally like a sheet of metal with some glass perspex at the side and a huge screen and a telephone handle next to it I mean I stopped and looked at it and it was saying access the internet make telephone calls do all these kind of bloody stuff and I think it was a minimum of what's it I think it was like 50 pence was the minimum for the call not 10 pence like back in the day I seem to remember those in the early to when did I get my first mobile phone was between 2000 something but around about that time there was still working phone boxes because I distinctly remember hiding around the corner and phoning the phone box as people go past and see if anyone else should have a TV well yeah a phone jacket yeah yeah man I don't know what I would have said to them I didn't think that for a head all right you've picked out the phone talk to me I've got a deal for you in the world catastrophe me me in these coordinates shit innocent so as you say you don't think that far ahead do you know this would be fun I know wait no it wasn't it wasn't hello we used to do prank calls all the time when what I remember like when we were teenagers and the one for one thing came out oh shit yes star 69 in American for American listeners yeah yeah so you pick up your landline if you put one for one and you could ring any number in the phone book and they wouldn't know oh sorry I'm thinking a one for seven one the one for one is to disguise your number isn't it yes why did they bring that out I mean it's just asking for it isn't it with teenagers yeah well gents but if you think about it there wasn't digital phones when we growing up we to turn one and then you get the yeah exactly wrote three telephones there wasn't a digital dial even when the push both phones came in there wasn't not a display on it wasn't a digital display that wasn't until from my recollection 1988 say in nine that kind of time yeah then you had those huge you know the little display where you had the numbers on there so then when the number would the call would come through you could see the number I think that maybe I'm just thinking of logically not variously now why do I would have done that I always wanted I always wanted the when I was a kid the telephone that dealt by Adon on fills and oasis where you had like a stunt with a microphone and then you held the earpiece up to your ear oh shit the old school ones yeah yeah yeah shutters independent traders Paris Beckham London I always wanted one of them phones but we never had one who just had the shit he dialable yeah but he recall wasn't that wood that was made of wood wasn't it probably fucking wood and shit man and you know it's only the speaker part that little trumpet element that was that was plastic Bakelite wooden Bakelite probably it's the good old guys man the good old days when when Jim and when this is going back you remember when the radio first came out the wireless wireless no well not what lads but if you think about it when the wireless first came into effect the it was very untrusted wasn't it like why the f am I gonna have a box in my house with people talking out of it I don't trust that what they're gonna tell us you tell us anything stupid I get my information from flipping Dean at the town hall that's where our information is disseminated and in outside of that I get the weekly tribute sound cries yeah that cries yeah war the world's happened what what I've come here we go that was the first saw off that was the oh shit we've got we've got something here look at these people because of an alien invasion because the man in the wireless box told them yeah the man in the box just just imagine our ancestors our four parents of the turn of the century or pre this age they're having a glimpse into what's going on now though they wouldn't believe they wouldn't believe it like well why would you have you haven't got your own acre plowlands and chickens and stuff and livestock wait but you're working in the city waiting what you don't have two children you don't have three wives depending on obviously what part of the world you're from like how are you living like this this isn't living ones enough trouble oh three of the fuckers five six seven eight nine yeah let's start to look after themselves once you get into double figures I'm sure you do yeah well that's when it becomes a horror and how are you how do you yes that's but also if you think about legacy wise now obviously we come from a different mindset based upon where we are based but uh polygamy and that kind of stuff like multiple wise where it's allowed just imagine you having three wise and having three children three sets of children with all of those those women just imagine the empire that you create you could often whisper to the ones on this area I want you to go to London and do some some stuff there and you I want you to go to Paris and then you I want you to go to America and you've all got to help each other you know and then in a couple hundred years you're the the the dynasty of all the dynasties because you've got all of those sons and you put the things in place you know but you need to have the capital you need to have the capital to make it happen because in ninety nine point nine percent of those cases those nine sons are gonna be farm hands there's going to be a subsistence lifestyle more hands to the pump harvest time yeah threshing time yeah seed in time you know we're we're not sending anyone to Paris because we're trying to feed ourselves but I'm worried with we're talking um we're talking utopian now we're talking about a utopian plan to build a a dynastic legacy where in in seven generations you you are a factor of good positive change right yeah on an individual basis it comes out of the individual at the end of the day doesn't it hundred percent hundred percent I mean even with this the small to the one wife and child or children that can still be done but I'm expediting that expedite in that to the to the triune to the five wives like just imagine the I just imagine the financial capital having you know three other women and one man yeah can I think it's 49 duds and one one that goes on to greatness and it's just that one you see that's what I told you to continue that's what I said to have the other one told you get there in the end oh god that last pelvic thrust did you told me to stop and I said no look what we've produced so far which I'm happy but we need this last one because I think he or she is going to be the one the game changer yes that's it that's it and then we can sit back and say look here we go it's the golden child's great great film classic classic yeah Eddie Murphy oh yes same era late 88 I wanna say 89 well these all these films I've never seen what I want to pick up on DVD yeah we were talking about this yeah the wait novel about physical media and how important it is now because otherwise you just fall into this subscription trap trap indeed I mean I've got I'm still yet to build my media wall kind of thing because as you guys will have you've got your VHS boxes and storage you've got your vinyls your CDs your DVDs they shouldn't just be this then and you've got to go through boxes there should be available so you can say okay let's put that to eat let's put that VHS in actually saying that does anyone so have a working VHS I haven't actually tried to use mine in quite some time he is I have one in attic I would if I've still got one on display and the wife's like we don't even use it I'm like I still want the VHS on display yes classic a really not uploader is a uploader it's a front loader I got rid of the ages ago yeah yeah he got with the times indeed no it's retro now everyone's getting the the old retro radios the retro kettles it's in now it's trendy guys praying a premium surprise you don't have a beta marks oh shit hey I saw some laser discs for sale the other day cash converters impressed them oh laser this very nice very nice very neat and that was it that was necessary to turn the turntable style thing that you need to you to play them damn laser discus it size of a record on it yeah the size of an LP but yeah they're almost they're encased in plastic they're a bit like a massive floppy disc I've no idea how they would work no idea you have to get a player and find out there'd be tens of thousands of pens well you know what though I wouldn't hesitate to guess that they'd probably be on eBay and they will be going for a pity penny I think they will definitely whereas you can get five DVDs for a pound from cancer research oh shit yep yeah that's where I'm doing shops is where it's out for DVDs and books so I get nearly all my books from and and vinyls well they do vinyl a lot of them yeah so if you've got a USB um desk turntable or proper turntable so I've got a proper one excellent techniques techniques oh my god classic yo yo yo you're a proper head then you got techniques yeah I've got a few got a few vinyl there we go it's been swine away so you got more than one decker take it then you got decks I've got I've got three decks I only use one I'm not a DJ I know exactly you clearly have a love for music hence you've gone to the the the crumb that a crumb with techniques yeah well I wanted a decent one because I was gonna use it I remember my my friend had and he still has them but I remember him telling me how much the needles were and I'm like yeah I want to I need to grow up and be like you to be able to spin that kind of one of needles 300 quid easy I might my dad had a Sony and the base was marble and it used to be on spanks yes so it's like a marble slab about two inches thick by whatever a deck is two feet two feet yeah and it was on these spikes that would it's sat at the top of like everyone used to have a stand a hi-fi stand of course you know if you're like the amp at the bottom yeah stack a system yeah on tape deck radio FM radio and then the deck on top and the thing weighed a friggin torn like you know it was to put it in the attic and it's cool there nice but I remember him getting a new needle it was like cracking all rally how are we gonna pay for this I want a separate system yeah yeah I'd like you know a bit of modernity I think I'd like a DAB separate radio maybe a mini disc deck okay you know Twinkle set deck it'd be nice yeah and then nice turntable on the top you know you you missed out your amp you missed out your EQ but sorry yeah graphic EQ yeah yeah yeah I mean sometimes the built-in to yeah it's the um different things yeah yeah you saw them little sliders oh shit yeah man have caught you bring any back man so Richard sounds he said Richard sounds that did you got them up your way as well right yeah we do yeah yeah it's a good place it certainly is there obviously I think they've taken a massive hits with obviously the rise of different type forms of technology but still look but the old heads the ones who know their shit they're that's the only place to go what I'd like to do as well with these DVDs is you know it'd be a bit of a theft of a massive DVD collection after to find the boxes and put this and all that jazz I'd like to have that available to me but I'd also like to build like a media center a digital media center rip it rip those DVDs to hard drives and have some sort of UI yeah you can definitely do that use Cody or something there's a UI to to play those films oh wait a minute wait you don't need to need to go to all that that's already available on Cody as you said every film you can think of is on there exactly yeah but I'd like to have my collection I mean it might be there on Cody today but it might not be tomorrow but you can use Cody to upload all your your files and use it as a media center for your household you network yeah so I've got my own kind of ring fenced Netflix essentially that has all my collection of DVDs on that I might just have in the attic or something you know so you can actually I like the sound of that see what I mean by you technological wizards and know what you can do I mean you can't do this obviously you can't do this but if you have Netflix on your TV like we do and you know if you have all BS then you could technically I presume you could record everything on Netflix on to LBS on to your computer I wouldn't advise doing that it's probably highly illegal doesn't sound right thing is I want to spend one pound on five DVDs is that is that probably is that you reckon is that the way how they stream these and pay-per-view events and all that no no no no no definitely no definitely no you think they've got some other technological wizardry way to do it yes elves a little okay we'd root off and yum yeah yeah I've always heard of up in the North Pole it's because you actually know you're hitting on it there because they literally make everything in it the Game Boy actually do you have these Game Boy still around what's the portable device now that shows them we play around with Nintendo switch Nintendo okay so the the elves make that shit but they're not made in Taiwan not when they come from father Christmas so they've clearly got a technological advantage of that boy I mean how many stargates do they have you can't go up there in it you got them treat is you can't go North Pole blow up you can go to the fake North Pole obviously and pay like 50 degree to children and yeah and see see the fake show yeah but the real elves so it just just stargating it left right and said that's how to get all the presents out in one night obviously Rudaf you see Rudaf he's just chillin he doesn't do nothing Rudaf and all those what it bumper and whatever the hell I kind of remember whatever names are they don't go nowhere now it's antis just jumping in and out of stock it's like sliders he's on that kind of vibe yeah the reindeer is a auto erotica go on okay let's keep these me jeezer hey noble have you been you know it's all getting thruffy with the the general questionnaire the fourth of you lied they've picked that date the fourth of you lie in Independence Day the United Snakes of America got their so-called independence from the red coats let's do a general election on there I mean hmm the symbology in that is so like hey it's really serious business this now but I don't know why you're making light of it so much I know you can you fix it also it picks us all I'm gonna folk conservative again because I want to keep my money where it is the poor people can stay for and labors what are you so you're gonna be the show have you been reading my blog no I mean I don't believe you came across disingenuous their novel but the political discourse in this country is incredibly serious it's very important that we hear from politicians and that the fourth estate journalism does its job in holding politicians to account and I have a fine example of this here coming incoming you've been benched a bit but you're back and back and back and I'm empowering up the battle bus you've got have you got your own battle bus has it got your name on the side you'll have to wait and see I'll let you on it okay so you've got your own battle bus an Angie Rainer battle bus be unleashed and Angie Rainer battle boss yes well you're gonna love it I'm coming on it it's got a fridge I love it I mean that's very serious yeah let's vote for that person Angie Rainy battle bus that's her full title battle bus so who she represents she sounds like she's gonna be representing right me let me see if I can get guests they are stupid so I don't even know flavor I mean she just she just got let off I mean she was been threatening with prosecution weren't she for some dodgy dealings selling a council house or something for profit and she's oh this is the woman that's what she looks like then oh okay but now that's that's all unfounded she's no wrongdoing has been found no it was just media it was just the media trying to hype things up gentlemen remember come on but the important thing is is that she's gonna have her own battle bus and it's gonna have a fridge in it yes and it's important that you see the top political journalist from Sky News holding her to account in that non-cushy cozy conversation that they were having then she's gonna come on it did you see her did her physical demeanor of the reporter is she was almost the physical appearance to me denoted she had literally either just got up or she's drunk in lots of shandies and just so relaxed and almost out of it yeah it's quite a strange posture isn't it very odd posture it's not to me this looks like to me they're just chilling in in the green room it's not to tell me is it so we feel there yeah it's not very antagonistic is it no it's so this battle bus is it's gonna be like am like Alex Jones one like one of those that thing the armored thing turn my one of them god knows I mean it's just a shit show isn't it it's an absolute shit show I mean like it'll get it'll distract people for a few months won it in the summer did you remember when people were saying God bless Boris Johnson he's up there and he's ill during a zombie apocalypse and you know he's up there he's up there and he's at least he's coming out to tell the public you know to stay at home and all that he's a good he's the best man and all this and then the zombie apocalypse is finished and then there's been stuff about party part was it got a good party gate did they call it some shit yeah yeah all these stuff that's so like so the public you know the constituents of all of these places these towns and cities these boroughs you know on a local level where we're electing people to certain positions now we're having a general election having people realize buying didn't the zombie apocalypse teach you guys anything I mean up for the last 15 maybe even 20 years I've been saying the walls the all the walls that we have as as a as a people whether we be in the United Kingdom whether you be in Europe whether you've been it the problem is the government's demissides that's what the problem is demisside the government is killing people through through laws no not through law sorry through policies acts stupid stuff through decisions and the people acquiesce and give authority to these people in these stupid costumes so I say let's not cut people's heads off let's not have a French Revolution this is acquiesce and say why don't I acquiesce let's let's let's withdraw and not participate with joy we would only take three days yeah yeah we're going back and sent and it's apathy mm-hmm and what is what is obvious is that people vote not for something they vote to keep something else out yes it's a divide-and-conquer thing so where people vote Tory because the word that key a star starling it's gonna be a communist and he's gonna sell us out to the Chinese so he's gonna flutters with immigrants and all these dog whistle you know stories that get put out and the same goes for the other side people won't vote for the choice because they're horrible capitalists are only for themselves and they're all corrupt well it's the I wish the I and wish the all I they're all the same they're all corrupt it's like Joe Solenti says it best every fucking way every week he says who the fuck are you to tell me what to do and the only reason they have any legitimacy is because people participate in this nonsense this clown show yes you think oh if I get to I get to vote every four years and that that gives me some sort of power to decide what happens and it's nonsense it's just right it's your aid it's not participating and you know if turnout is 15% in the next general election you've got a major crisis there because the government has no legitimacy exactly and they'll have to go back to the drawing board or just start leaving this the fuck alone sleep alone to go on with our lives we end up with politicians coming up with all sorts of stupid excuses to come up with this I've got this one from Victoria this is from the state of Victoria in Australia this week the new minister there's a new ministerial position bin created this week it's called the minister for men's behavior really as I mentioned there in the intro the state of Victoria in Australia has just introduced a new minister for changing men's behavior Terry can you tell us a bit about the position and what it involves well I'd like to tell you John but but basically we don't know other than the title basically the premier Victoria a hard-left socialist labor premier named Jacinta Allen has announced that there will be a minister or a parliamentary secretary a junior minister for men's behavior change and beyond that she says well we've got to look at men's behavior and basically do something about the toxic nature of male behavior and the risks it poses to women and children and particularly we've had a space in Australia since the beginning of the year of sadly domestic violence related deaths and murders and I think that's galvanized the premier however it's really a clickbait gimmick isn't it I mean all we know is that the government has decided that it knows best that it will actually create a job for a junior minister to tell men how to behave but it doesn't really solve the problems of domestic violence in this country it doesn't deal with the fact that women as well as men are perpetrators of domestic violence and it goes to the the the feminist myth that all men are basically perpetrators in waiting their violence machines waiting to spring there their their behavior on on unsuspecting women partners children and so on and it's just just wrong it's just crazy that what it's doing John is trivializing trivializing a very serious social issue so what was your reaction when you first heard about the position I thought it was a joke like is that a clickbaity thing tarrying tarrying everyone with the same brush he's never a good idea is it well would this left-wing state apparatus come up with a ministry for altering Muslim behavior to as a against terrorism as an approach to reduce the general exactly is tarrying everyone with the same a it's really the same brush yes ridiculous can we have a ministry for left-handed people's behavior yeah it's nonsense isn't it what is it was it was good to actually hear them push back and say this is ridiculous it's a joke like what that was actually some some sense well I mean that's that's coming from the spectator the spectator is a right-leaning organization the the pro small government I'm sure if you went on Twitter you'd find an equally large group of people hand clapping this this thing in we need this we need to continue we need to re-educate men and the behavior as a group because that's what the job tellers but I mean part of me is it's just a job for the boys you know it's personal beyond a hundred grand a year ministry ministerial post and you know it's a self-perpetuating festering yeah it's a crew let me get a a feeling been I've got a job for you man I'm working for the government now right I've created these two new jobs I've got all this I've got all this free money I've got this massive budget exactly I got a budget if I got a spending quick I don't spend it by April they'll take it off me so do you want a job and not yeah come on man I give you 50 K a yeah man I'm their company car what you saying Samuel you know I mean like of course I'll take that step we ain't I'm gonna have to kill nobody enough it's legit no nothing that oh yeah man of course I'll have that I wait for the government come on I'll have that all day give it to me so I can understand that a lot of these um politics politician people a lot of them failed business owners megalomania it's a psychopaths they're like shit wait a minute I'm not doing good in this industry I'm you know I'm getting just ran over man I'm not my ethics are all over the place I can speak pretty well though you know I can you know I can talk I'm not like an idiot and I'm not a total investor even though I'm failing business wise I'll tell you what I'll do I'll take the 76000 a year plus the expenses and let's see if we can you know maneuver around some of these corporations some of these business in my district is there listen come give me a little bit of that wink wink nunch nunch yeah I've got a house over in over in Devon that I'm looking to purchase right if you can get that for me all of that stuff you just asking we can do it man you know how do you a favor there you talk to that person it's just a hustle well is washes the other it's a stepping stone I remember a couple years ago we played a load of clips there was a load of I think it was during the nonsense a lot of Tory MPs got recorded in zoom meetings being buttered up for non exec direct to ships whilst they're in politics and on the way out and Matt Hancock was one I was asking for 10 grand a day or something yeah to do something yeah it's nonsense it's it's it's buying political influence and well there was loads of him and we know the game we know what the game is yeah you know these guys are not in they're not there for the 70 grand a year they're there for what they can milk while they're in there say the Roman times man it's like if you want to be the whole point of getting a prefecture or get in name console you got to you got a year then you got the name console you've got a year to milk as much as you can you know to put you into into retirement for the rest of your life in your influence you know and it's the same system and then you can charge 250,000 pounds to speak for 30 minutes at some kind of conference at the WF or some other kind of yeah I mean some kind of speaking in bit oh well we've got a charitable events let's get Hillary Kingston she cost 250 thou we can get key a storm and he cost 75 thou we'll just put them in a nice little hotel and stuff here man I'll have some of that a 30 minutes I'll find something to speak here don't worry about it 75,000 I'm going I just wish more politicians would just fess up be honest and say here I am I'm on this website called cameo it's 40 quid a time send me your shit and I will say it whatever it is yeah wag one ackies shout out to my plug ace of Asia celsius plug around get your drops loaded fast bring your barks and nations cuts always on time serious you not gonna lie to your man at least it's transparent isn't it yeah you go on the website and it's 60 quid you get Nigel's fried read anything you want my to know that I love it but this this is what this is what yeah I don't think you would have have it you did have it but I've had some obviously you know you'll get guests who reach out and say look out you know I want to come on you know to the broadcast etc and obviously a lot of the times we're reaching out to people so there's been a few occasions gentlemen where and this is absolutely madness where guests will say oh yeah I'm very interested oh blah blah blah blah and then you know we're getting to date to know that and then they'll say so what's the budget any everybody I don't I don't confuse what you mean budget we've gone all this way and you budget so I'm thinking you're talking about you want me to pay you to appear on my broadcast okay so let me explain two things I've never paid anybody to appear on my broadcast number two if I did then in essence there'd be a lot of stopping and starting and this would be a lot longer interview because you be tell you be saying whatever I want you to say right you'd be my bitch in essence you're like you know I'm paying for this so I want to show and this is the type of show I want so no we want transparency we want a real conversation we're not paying for that kind of stuff like as you see as we as you just demonstrated like what are we doing it all it also works the other way around novel because I know of podcasts where you pay to be a guest I have okay that's that's an industry now that is that that's you know and we know there's a lot of people like that but looking at it and in the cold light a day I can understand from a business standpoint but from a transparency and for an open dialogue why would someone need to pay to appear on your thing unless say isn't it has for me at least if someone approached me and said look I want to come on your podcast I want to promote this product or service if that's someone I know then of course you come on all day every day man oh I'll promote I'll post it on my Instagram as well if it's gonna help you but if it's someone I don't know and they're gonna make money then I would potentially say well if you're gonna be making money appearing on my broadcast then surely you should be giving me 50 quid maybe or something like yeah come on I'll entertain this this proposition it kind of detracts from the point of why we're doing all this though that's the problem yes when it becomes an industry and it becomes about money it completely loses its essence to me it's like I don't know it's it's it's shallow there's no depth there you can't trust genuine once you go past that that rubic once you cross a rubicon of paying guests or being paid if I've been saying guess I won't trust that show anymore because it's like what am I listening to now what's real well it's it yeah the question will be in the back of your head every time yeah so you can't let that stuff get in the way for me that's my philosophy any personal what idea where we're all but if you think about this film we and I like you what you're saying I totally I totally agree but other people have a different motive and agenda yeah yeah absolutely yeah and we get that we totally get that but it seems more than a parent of the last five plus years that this is a job and career for most people right they may present good information but this is a job whereas this isn't a this is a passion for me and for you guys as well this is a passion well you can see it when people start chasing the viral stuff so I remember there was that that Mexican fucking alien thing where they were coming over the hilltop and you just saw all these podcasters and youtubers jumping on this story and how quickly can we get a video out to capitalize on this viral meme this hashtag yes and well why are you doing that it's for the money you know we're fought well I guess again we're fortunate enough to be successful outside of our passion if we had no success outside of our passion it wouldn't be our passion it would be our success potentially or our means of paying the rent or the mortgage generally it's gonna be the rent and sustaining yourself food closing in shelter and for some people that's cool as you've highlighted is that real are we getting the real you it becomes entertainment that's it and it loses its authenticity agreed that's why many many podcasts and again everything has its season and reason so for instance like the massive podcasts which most people especially the people who are I would class as normies over the last maybe two three years the sending me Joe Rogan clips and this and that I'm thinking I've been watching Joe Rogan for like it's really exactly like I've stopped watching Joe Rogan when he did the Spotify deal I would occasionally go over there but it's reasons and seasons and people grow and elevate and change for the good for the bad the ugly and the indifferent and it's it's down to you as an individual to find that space not to stick and like a person worship oh it was on JRE and they said this so it's got to be true no man I'm same I was an early adopter of JRE I was an early adopter of podcasts I started listening to podcast something in 2004 so come on yeah and yeah JRE was top of the charts every week and I had no idea where this guy was and I started listening and he had like Graham Hancock and I can't talk on in like episode 20 years from it and so I started listening to it and it was great because he was having weird and wacky guys who's having Peter Doosberg on who's been selling and on grass stuff like that and then I dropped out because it does turn into I'm not a UFC guy so there was a lot of UFC content yeah a lot of shit comedians who are of no interest in listening to me but did you listen to the Terry Howard episode recently everyone that's why I brought it up because everybody is talking to me about this particular and I keep on saying I'm gonna do it so I'm gonna I've got no I slept and heard it so whilst I'm speaking I'm gonna load it up I'm gonna watch watch later and I'm gonna be watching that 100% I'd like to take on it you should do it like a deconstruction of it on your YouTube channel yeah okay so this is what I said to a close associate even though the thousands thousands of miles away they were like you gotta watch it no but you gotta watch it check it out you know he was talking about the flipping out of Narke and this enamel blah blah and I'm like oh that sounds really dope I like it and there's so many of these so-called celebrities stars even though you know that's a whole other subject itself but you know these these these prominent figures they're revealing these levels of truth now aren't they guys and I'm thinking okay you haven't just stumbled across this information like this information is freely available and readily available and also the circles you move in like depending on again the circles you move in this is to everybody like a lot of rich folk know a lot of shit and a lot of whack stuff that you would think would be tin full hat kind of stuff stuff that we kind of you know areas that these these so-called rich folk they know all that shit they got books and stuff they did you know they'll just recite stuff off the top of their head kind of thing so again moving in those kind of circles being an actor being a rapper and all that kind of stuff you're exposed to so many different people you're telling me all of a sudden now you've seen the lights and you want to start talking the talk and now walk in the walk I've got to now for three films I'm seeing that I saw the thing I got that wouldn't let me do three films on all these business because I wouldn't take the flippin the the sudden like okay so he was very salty about yeah Ironman because he was in the first Ironman film and then something went wrong and he was very salty about that but it was very interesting the thing is it's like the guy's an actor so how much of this is a script it's difficult because it's kind of it seems like an open conversation he obviously has a lot of stuff prepared he has things in his head yeah he's quoting Baconian philosophy in one point in it that was something that actually blew me away like it was a throwaway comment that no one would have picked up on where he just he quoted a part of if not no of them all gone and I was like whoa is this guy for real yeah does this guy actually well read is this guy wow it made me step back and made me pause and think this is interesting this guy's interesting now he's just piqued my attention this guy's not just some some crazy guy with crazy ideas he's actually he's actually read some stuff or is it part of a script but you think well no it's a throwaway comment and there was no reaction from Joe it was completely you know just something you would say in passing it's like wow there's something happening here there's something going on in his head yeah but it's a 50/50 it's a 50/50 and you need to watch it yes yes again and this is what i'll say to you guys as well it's a case of what he's saying he may be at the point now where he may have even had receipt of this information but the position he was in wouldn't allow him to be able to talk freely now we're in this expose era of sorts with this season the season of reveal yeah yeah aquarius boring blah blah you know people are talking so unfortunately he only he knows his potential handlers and the most time now it's as simple as that and that's with everything like you know we can trust people to appoint the information and when you say about that throwaway comment i think i'm more leaning towards and you say mr rogan aka ho hogan didn't pick up on it i think those are those little easter egg things for us for you specifically oh wait whoa whoa i was listening to someone else though he just said that and they didn't even elaborate on it okay okay let me um for the bait he's got something there he's got something there outlined okay yeah it's interesting i i i want to hear take on it you should listen to it and do a deconstruction i will i will but a novel it times marching on we got we gotta wrap the shit up man oh shit times time flies when you're getting high yeah i would like to finish on a little video i found of a dog who who really loves coffee okay he's kind of annoying his owner but he loves coffee i'll just i want to elaborate i'll just play it for you i think you'll enjoy it one little slickness today gator look at where your dick is compared to my coffee cup for fuck's sake not damn it dog your dick is on my fucking coffee cup fucking prick oh god i can't fucking crack so that's for the audio people right this guy's in his truck and his dog looks like some sort of bulldog yeah it's climbed front end into the cabin and the guy has like a center console knee and the handbrake with his coffee cup and the dogs just just looks usually wiping his his pencil his lipstick of his coffee cup i love that i love it like that and he's just looking so just nonchalantly directly ahead of his knife and doing nothing it's just enjoying the warmth of the coffee on his on his bell end i didn't see you've gone deep now i didn't even think of that that's probably exactly what the fact that the yeah man with that coffee be in aroma he's thinking he's easy i don't even know what a damn canine's thinking for you know is it heaven it's in heaven yes right noble we're gonna wrap this show it's been fantastic talking to you yeah it's been right it's been wonderful this as usual thank you very much at the thousand apologies again gents oh wow this was it was great in the end it all works out great how late was i i was very late wasn't i i don't know no we don't count here 1 5 12 yay all makes the same right i shall i'll drop you an email tomorrow do you want some i'll send you it files if you want as usual as usual work you work you match your canal um i will do all yeah i'll get that loaded on my end after you've put your it this is live isn't it we're live aren't we we're live now yeah yeah we're not so much longer no no it's it's been wonderful the gentlemen trust me the listeners have enjoyed our um our share our conversation it's been edutaining etc etc make sure you do like this video share this video and put some comments down as well interact in the comment section it would be it's most appreciated not only from me but from the gentleman absolutely well said get some spunk of the day down here next right whoa the females but the female is this baby i don't know about that oh right wonderful links in the show notes check out see how far network and uh yeah well we'll be back for three 30 episode 333 next week an open zoom chat what could possibly go wrong would be quite a fantastic idea yeah hey sometimes it's good time and time is maybe good time and time is maybe shit i'll find out yeah but you know we've said we're gonna do it we've said multiple times we're gonna do this so we can't turn the clock back you can't turn the black cock black uh we can't turn the clock back we can't turn the clock back yeah so oh he really did that i'm just gonna lie oh no why can't uh he must do it he was probably tired boss no i'm tired boss i think he's probably tired you weren't tired man he was projecting boss he was projecting come on yeah he's just said it's give her a god to kick turn asshole give my regards that can't cut asshole oh my gosh classic it's been a great show i've really enjoyed tonight um glad you're all still with us tuning in but let's face it you've nowhere else to go up yeah oh a pretty woman no it was not pretty woman get out of here you almost had me then i was a pretty woman i'd say why hey we have fun here though we have a laugh doorway these guys i mean they're having fun now but my goodness they've also got a dark side oh we have a dark side though but yeah hey hey this is serious business you have to walk it's a serious business is big boy stuff you know it's not making light of this shitty fucking ass man i'll put it i'll put a curse on you right thanks for joining us we're signing off see you soon Anna El Ettifaki see you soon not the phone man you got caught sucking your fingers on the bus oh get out of here a sassy chunkus pirate from bazzledon cool i never sucked in the nose wag wag found you go eat the sunset i think you're hitting hitting the point show that uh i really bother saying uh because i i believe i have an issue in this respect game over man game over yeah man try to freak hey mama man right sign our fuckers you gotta love it i'm coming on it you just need a rectum and a third eye Mm-hmm. 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