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[SOUND] Hello, welcome into episode four, 29 of Girls with your Sports, a conversation with girls about beer and sports and whatever else because it's our show and we do what we want from Carrie coming to you from Stanley Man or studios to Marite is Sarah. >> Hello. >> And she has been putting the Stanley in Stanley Cup since 2009. >> Nice. >> It is Lauren. >> Tis I. >> Yes, see what I did there. >> I see, I like that. >> Cuz your birthday wouldn't have worked. >> No, no. >> Because you weren't a Stanley. >> I was not, I was not born a Stanley, I grew into Stanley. >> But I said the Stanley Cup thing because the Stanley Cup just finished last week, Florida Panthers bested. The Edmonton Oilers and just snatched that title right from Canada's hands. >> So sad. >> Well, and the stupid thing is like the Panthers were up three games to none. Then we had to win one more game to sweep the series and it ended up pushing to seven. I guess to the Oilers credit, I mean they didn't quit. >> Well, yeah, that's good. >> And then of course you got the whole Oilers girl, she got caught flashing, and then became a huge. >> Flashing her oil cans? >> Yes, flashing her oil cans, then she kind of got that till 15 minutes of fame or whatever I think. >> As you do. >> Playboy signed her to a deal right quick, so I think she did one of those things. >> Well, good for her I guess. >> Yeah, I just, if you end up that kind of thing. >> I've just, I don't know, I don't want to get on a soapbox about this. Cuz there's another obviously viral thing that you all have probably seen. >> Oh Lord, yes. >> Yeah, and that girl, if you don't just- >> Disgusting. >> Ladies, ladies behaving badly on camera. >> But you know what, it's a tradition that goes back to the girls gone wild. >> That's probably- >> And the spring breakers. >> But you know what sucks, yes, this girl's got wild things, that was one thing. But now you can go and if that clip literally, her interview, her whole interview for that, and I'm talking about Hock, and I'm not gonna say the other part of her. >> Yes, the Hock lady. >> I'm gonna say the other part. >> If you don't know about it, dear listener, I don't recommend. >> Don't look it up, it's the grossest thing. >> It's a young lady behaving very rudely. >> So, you know, the trend now online, or on the internet, sort of the interwebs or social media, whatever you wanna say, are these people who just walk around with these cameras and these microphones, and they stick 'em in random people's faces on the street. >> Yeah. >> They talk videos and make these Instagram reels and stuff like that, and they ask people questions, usually kind of inappropriate or controversial type questions, right? >> Yeah. >> They can run the gamut. >> Yeah. >> So, somebody asked this young lady about some stuff, and her answer was like a minute long, or what, 45 seconds long, but the thing that has caught the attention of the world, and I'm talking the world here, is the very last thing that she said. >> Cuz it's pretty, yeah, it's pretty vile. >> Do you know that she has now made over $65,000 on merchandise? >> Yes, she has, which I will give to her credit though, like she did this stupid video. She looks a bit inebriated in the video, I will say. >> Cuz it was in Nashville. >> Right, yeah. >> And they're obviously like coming out of a bar or something on the street. >> And that's usually what her gal pals, obviously. So she's all keyed up, and she said this thing, and it got on video, and it went viral. But then instead of just sticking her head in the sand about what could have been a very embarrassing thing that she had said in the moment, she actually embraced it and made money off of it. >> And she saw it. >> Yeah. >> And she can't do anything else at that point, so why not? >> She got on stage with some country singer the other night, and she lives in Tennessee, and of course people track her house down, and I guess she's kind of been holed up in her house, but now I think she realizes, she got on the merch train immediately. >> Yes. >> Like apparently she came out with shirts and hats and all kinds of stuff like really quickly. >> Yeah. >> And started selling that. And I guess I also read that Hollywood agents were trying to buy to sign her. >> Yeah, right. >> What? >> That's what I'm saying. >> She drives me insane. >> I'm not even going to have a whole movie or TV show around that phrase. >> Well, I don't know. >> Okay, so first of all, there's already a genre based around that phrase. >> Yeah. >> I mean. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It was already a thing. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> To invent some food. >> Yeah. >> Bring that to the mainstream. >> But the bottom line is, it just drives me up the wall that this is where we are now. But you can have a 10 second clip of you inebriated on the street saying a dumb thing and make a bazillion dollars off of it. >> Yep. >> Now, when is her 15 minutes gonna be up? Who knows? >> Well, yeah. >> But she's capitalizing now. >> It's weak, probably. >> Yeah. >> I mean, it'll burn out quickly and then, yeah, she'll just hopefully, you know, some people try to really hang on to that 15 minutes of fame. >> Sure. >> And it gets really silly looking. >> Yeah. >> She's savvy enough, you know, this guy. >> I mean, I don't know. >> She's, I mean, you know, I feel like people are getting smarter to how this works. You know, she was smart enough to at least capitalize on the merchandise immediately. >> Yeah. >> So maybe she's gonna be smart enough to realize that it's not going to last and that when it does fizzle out, she should probably just go on with her life. >> Yeah, she would hustle net nest egg. >> Yeah. She shouldn't try to cling on to those broom bristle shoe strings, whatever you want to call it. >> Yeah. So I don't know. Where we are now, just, it drives me up the ball, but yeah. So Edmonton Oilers girl, I think she's actually said that she has to, she's going back to her regular job or something. So I mean, you know, and hey, she capitalized to, you know, you got to at this point. You got to make all the money that you can off of the thing, right? >> I mean, there's nothing else you can do about it and go along with it or suffer. >> It really was good for her that Edmonton pushed it to seven games, you know. >> Yeah. >> But I think more infuriating than the making the money thing off of the 10 seconds is then you get all the copycats, right? The copycats come out of the woodwork and they try to one up the original, right? They try to make it even more over the top. When the original, you know, I'm going to say air quotes was organic in nature. I never believe anything is it not staged anymore, even the moon landing, no, I'm just kidding. We're not in conspiracy corner, but the bottom one is now I've seen clips of people who the girls, women on the street or whatever, they're trying to like get recreated and even over the top, more over the top manner to try to get there 15 minutes. >> Oh, yeah. >> Right? >> Yeah. >> They're like, oh, you like people behaving rudely on the street whenever someone puts a camera in their face? >> That too. >> Right. >> I can be even grosser and weirder. Here, everyone look at me, look at me, any money. >> Exactly. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That just reminds me of Arrested Development when Joe was trying to do that with the girls gone wild. >> Yes. >> And it was like turned into a magic trick. >> Yeah. >> They just ended up sinking as young. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I feel like that's what's going to happen. >> We actually have an RIP based around Arrested Development. >> So that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Which we'll get to. >> I was sad because I really, he was anyway, we'll get to it here in a second. >> Yeah. I don't know, whatever, I guess this is where we are. So what would happen, how would you all react if somebody, you're walking down the street, whatever. >> And somebody would shove the camera in my face. >> Somebody would have to know what's going on, you know, because it's obviously it's not going to be, you could discern there's not a news outlet, right? >> Yeah. >> Right. Because they're using an iPhone. >> Yeah. [LAUGH] >> And a crappy mic that people are screaming into. >> Yeah. >> I would shove it out of my face on a drunk or sober, like I'm just, you know me, I love the spotlight. I would not be interested in that at all, and not that I think that I would say something that I would come to regret. At this point in my life, I wouldn't allow myself to get that out of control and inebriated in public or in private, honestly. >> Yeah, it's just not. >> My body's stunned with that, so I would be like, get that beat beat out of my face. Or just not saying anything at all, keep walking. >> Yeah. >> So that would probably be more likely because I can see that going viral like, get that baby baby out of my deep in face. >> Mm-hm. >> So, just keep walking. >> Just keep walking. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I probably would keep walking too, but probably not necessarily intentionally or unintentionally, it would just be, I would be continuing to walk because I don't pay attention whenever people are like approaching me on the sidewalk. I have a problem with that. Kyle will tell me, like, you know, people will come up and be like, ma'am, do you want a free sample? And I'll just blow right past them. I do not acknowledge, unless they are a dog or a cat, I probably list certain animal on the sidewalk. I will probably not pay attention to another human. I just continue walking. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah, I would probably just brush past them and then a little, you know, couple blocks later, Kyle would be like, did you realize that person had a camera and they were trying to talk to you? And I would be like, no, I did not. Thankfully I did not. I just did not say anything and I just continued on my way. >> Mm-hm. I think I would probably first start in with like, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, have a little pangry ski, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, like, you know, with the Russian thing. >> There you go. >> That didn't work. I probably would walk away. Now, I was actually sitting in the Chick-fil-A on campus a couple of months ago for reasons. And right, you all know, but the bottom line is, I'm sitting there and I see these guys come in and it was clear, who they were, what they were doing because they had the classic road mic, they had, you know, that whole thing. And I thought, I have got to eat and get the hell out of here because I do not want them coming up to my table. >> Yeah. >> Like, at all. Because I bought myself. >> Right. >> But yeah, I knew exactly who they were when they walked in. >> Yeah. >> 100%. >> Yeah. >> I was like, these are guys who are out on campus shoving this microphone and this camera in people's faces and ask them stupid questions. >> Mm-hmm. >> Yeah. So, yeah. >> I think I would, I always like to do the Russian thing, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, nye, have a little pangry ski. >> I think it's even better. >> Yeah, better. >> That's a little pangry ski. You're like completely unconvincing, you're like, Jenna, Parle Palm, nah. >> Of course, my luck, they would be like, ah, give a little pangry ski, da, da, da, da, da. >> I'm really good. >> Around. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla esfennial. >> No habla. >> No habla. >> What? >> What? >> What? >> What? >> And of course, spaghetti has already been eaten out of a Stanley Cup, which I wholeheartedly approve of. >> Yeah, and I chuck it into the water. >> I chuck it into the ocean. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But apparently, they were walking, like a couple of players were like standing on the corner holding the Stanley Cup and like, no, in Florida, and like, nobody cared. >> Mm. >> Yeah. >> No one noticed? >> No. >> No one noticed. >> No one noticed. >> They were probably like, do we have cocky? >> Yeah, we have cocky. >> Yeah, right. Anyway, Florida Panthers in your 2024 Stanley Cup champions. All right, before we get to what we're drinking, man, I have to duly note myself here. I've lost the nook. I don't know where it is. It's somewhere in my house, I think. I'll have to find it. So I did not put this in the nook. I was just like, wow, I just, I really screwed this one up. This is what happens when I talk off the top of my head. So, you know, the intro for Lauren referenced the Fresh Prince song. I'm just going to say Fresh Prince. I'm not saying the whole entire DJ, all that, right? >> Yes. >> The Fresh Prince song Summertime. >> Right. >> And I said, oh, did you know that Summertime sampled the Earth Wind and Fire song Summertime? Well, I was totally wrong and I admit that. So duly noted, the Fresh Prince song Summertime samples cool in the gang's Summer Madness. >> Yes. >> That's the instrumental. Now, if you listen to the Fresh Prince song, one of the lyrics or verses or whatever it is, and this is the Fresh Prince's new definition of Summer Madness. >> Which makes sense. >> Which then that obviously is referencing the song that they took the sample from, from cool in the gang, Summer Madness for him. So there you go. Dolly noted. >> Noted. >> Yeah. >> Wowed it. I screwed that one up big time. >> Well, clearly, we didn't know the difference. >> Nope. >> I just felt it on our deaf ears. But, you know, if it wasn't as egregious, maybe if I had even gotten like Summer Madness right in the band wrong, I wouldn't have felt like I really had to duly note myself. But I got the name wrong, I had the band wrong. It was very egregious on my part. Yes. >> Yeah. >> Well, I was aggrieved. I aggrieved to myself. >> Yes. >> Which is why-- >> I aggrieved it again. >> Oops. I aggrieved it again. That's right. Which is, this isn't why I had to drink beer because that's my punishment. >> Exactly. >> Oh, yeah. You got lost in the game. Oh, baby, baby. >> I did. >> Mm-hmm. >> So, what are we drinking? >> Mm-hmm. Well, I have something accidentally related to the upcoming holiday. This was a not plan. This is Great Lakes Rocket Pop Hard Seltzer from Great Lakes Brewing. It's 5% alcohol. It has a very patriotic looking bomb pop type can, which I have dig. It says pop the top on a craft hard Seltzer inspired by our favorite summertime treat. So, yeah. >> Nice. >> Yeah. A little light refreshing drink for the summertime. >> I got a light refreshing drink for the summertime. Mostly I've got this drink because it was left at my house when some friends came over and I still haven't gotten a chance to go to the beer trap. So, because this was left in my refrigerator and I haven't drank it on the podcast, this was the winner-winner beer for dinner. This is the Garage Beer, a classic small batch brewed lime beer, 4%. And it is through Braxton Brewing, I believe. >> Yeah, out there in northern Kentucky. >> Yep. >> So, yeah. I have had the Garage Beer before, but I haven't had- >> Yeah, I didn't know they did a lime version. >> The one with lime. >> Interesting. >> And the Garage Beer that they make is actually really good. It is a super drinkable light beer. >> It's a lawn mower beer if you like to call them. >> Yeah, and then this one has lime in it, which I always enjoy a little squeeze of fruit into a nice light beer, so I'm looking forward to this. >> Yeah. All right. So, the Sharon Beer today is from against the grain, out in Louisville. Sarah, you went to the Louisville craft bash last week, yesterday, last week. Saturday. Good. >> And some extremely hot Saturdays. >> It's summer. Time is super wiggly. >> Yes, it is. So, yeah, you went down there, it was hotter than hell, but you had some beers, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I didn't have this particular one, but it was there for offer for people that wanted to try it. >> Yeah, they have. >> But I've been there a lot, so I skipped over. >> Right. >> That's fair. I mean, when you go those things, you're like, I feel like you like to get- >> You got to try something new. >> You got to try a newer breeze, you know, that you haven't had- >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You got to consider it. >> Sure. >> I did, I went to one. >> Especially when it's that hot out. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, and also, you said you went to Henderson Brewing Company's booth, which is awesome because I don't know, I have never seen them in Lexington. Maybe they do can and they just don't distribute this far east, but, you know, I'd like to try so much. I think we have tried like way, way longer. I think you all brought some growler of it. >> I think I brought a growler of it. >> Yeah. >> And so, anybody knows where you can get cans of that, that Lauren doesn't have to drive to Henderson. >> Yeah. Well, I will be driving to Henderson soon for a holiday summertime-related visit. So, yeah, if I am going to go, I have every intention of going to their tap room. Would you do a listener if you're in the Henderson area ever? Definitely check it out because it's actually a really nice space. It's in a historic building, kind of near downtown-ish, which is actually quite cool, and Henderson now, downtown is kind of about- >> Wow, okay. >> They have lots of really good restaurants down there. >> Nice. >> Taco places, barbecue places, hometown roots is a very nice fancy food kind of restaurant. Riverfront's really pretty. It's actually got a lot going on down there, which is pretty cool. But yeah, it's a great space and I really hope they do have some cans. >> Me too. Because I got some agave Rita, I would gladly pay you for some of that. >> Yes. >> Right, so anyway, the Sharon beer today is against the grain's soulmate Citrusweet, and of course, the only thing that I can think of when I see soulmate, or say soulmate is, "I'm a soulmate, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah." Yes, one of the greatest movies ever made in the history of mankind, but yeah, it's a Citrusweet. We'll give our opinions at the end of the show. I think we have varying opinions on that. But Stuart Rice houndstooth from world glass today is very sad because Tennessee won. >> Yeah, I'm also so proud of that. >> Yeah. Tennessee won the College World Series, which sucks, right? They beat Texas A&M 6-5, I think was the final on that one run. But I think even worse than Tennessee winning is what Texas A&M Coach did after the game. >> Oh yeah. >> This is a special league thing I'd ever have to say. >> This is possibly, you know, coaches all the time get after they lose a big game, a championship game or a semifinal game or whatever, they'll get up there and, you know, the media will ask them all the time, "Oh, Coach, are you going to go? Your name's been thrown around for such and such job, are you going to stay here, blah, blah, blah." >> Oh yeah? >> And inevitably, the answer is always, "Oh, no, you know, I'm committed to blah, blah wherever I am or, you know, whatever, right." And then usually, I think probably, would you say 90% of the time, maybe that then it comes out like a week to two weeks later that that coach is going to leave to take the other job that they said that they weren't going to take, right? >> Right, of course. >> Standard procedure to get up there and pay lip service. >> Right. >> So Texas A&M's Coach did this. But he did it on a level that I haven't seen before, like, he got up there and somebody asked him the question and he's like, "Oh, you shouldn't be asking me that question." I'm going to paraphrase here again because I don't know the whole quote exactly off the top of my head because that's what happens when I talk about my head. But he's basically like, "Oh, no, I came here and I said when I came here that I'm committed to be in here for life and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." >> He was challenging his commitment. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure. And then the next day-- >> He's really laying it on the thing. >> Uh-huh. And then-- >> Oh, I got it. >> Okay, there you go. >> Ooh. >> I left my family to be the coach at Texas A&M. I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again and that hasn't changed my mind. >> Yeah. >> And then the next day-- >> And then the next day. >> And then the next day. >> And the next day. >> He took the job at Texas. >> Which means it had been in the works for quite some time. >> Yeah, right. It's not like they called him that night after the interview and they were like, "But wait. We've got a deal for you." >> I also saw a thing that said that he's now saying that he went to Texas because the AD at Texas A&M told him it was okay to go somewhere else or to make a change or something like that. I'm like, "What?" >> Okay. >> But I have never, ever, ever seen-- like Sarah and I were talking about this. Like I've never seen somebody say, "I'm not going and then the next day jump." >> Yeah. >> Like usually it's-- >> There's some time. >> Right. There's two weeks. >> Two weeks. >> Two weeks. Even a couple of days. But like not a 24-hour turnaround. >> And you know, honestly, what could they-- like would it be very like, I don't know, we should have them to say like, "Yeah, you know, I have been thinking about moving to a different program. You know, I've given my all here and this is a great team, but you know, I just feel like I really, you know, I've really topped out here, so I'm kind of looking at other places. >> Right. >> Like wouldn't that be kind of an awkward thing to say? >> Yeah. >> It would be awkward, but at the same time, would it be refreshing for a coach just not to pay lip service and just be like, "I would have just said no comment." >> You know? >> Or be like, "Yeah, you know, life takes you in different places." >> There you go. >> There you go. >> There you go. >> We'll see what the future holds. >> Yeah. >> Come out and apologize. >> It still don't make it right. Like even Roy Williams, when he was at Kansas and they lost that final, I don't remember, but they lost, you know, some big tournament game, they got dumped out of the tournament. Maybe it was the championship game and anyway. So he's on TV and, you know, he's crying, "Oh, I'm so heart-breaking for these, broken for these players and blah, blah, blah." And like, "Oh, so coach, you know, you're going to go to North Carolina because he was being rumored to take me around." And of course, he cried and said, "No, I'm blah, blah, blah." And then like two weeks later, he took that job, but it wasn't like the next day. Like, you know, this was just really poor for him. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. You just, you know, comment or I'd rather not talk about that right now or, yeah, just whatever. Not the hell dare you ask me a question like that right now, "I left my entire life to come here." >> Yeah. That's pretty cool, who's, no one forced you to leave your entire life somewhere else. >> Yeah. >> Is it like, I just don't understand that either like, is this some sort of cult situation or family? >> You're not allowed to break your family. Like, why couldn't they come? >> I don't know. >> I'm just confused. >> Yeah. >> Texas A&M is pretty intense with that kind of thing. Maybe they were like, "No. Only us. You may have no other family in your life." >> Don't bring our lives here. >> Yeah. Don't bring outsiders to college station. Yeah, right. Yeah. Anyway, I got totally off track and I need to tell you that the beer in the state rice memorial house to a class that is sad because Tennessee did win the college World Series is from high wire brewing and it is their Gator Juice IPA, West Coast IPA dry hopped with the juicy American hops. >> Juicy. >> Juicy American hops because Marka this week. >> That's true. It is the week of America. >> Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. >> We can all agree though that the pitcher for Tennessee that everyone says has the best mustache ever. >> No. >> Does not have the best mustache ever. It just looks like it got really sweaty on the ends and yeah, is wet from sweat and not from pomade and it's on top of a nasty beard. >> Drippy stash? >> Yeah. >> Gross. I just want to drink that ass. >> Drippy stash. >> Nick Lopez has the best stash and it cannot be top. >> Well, I have to put that jacket in. >> I will say, Nick Lopez has the best in the NCAA but Paul Skeens for the Pirates has the best in the Major League. >> Yeah. >> We don't like him either. >> Yeah. I hope he plays for the Pirates now. >> Oh, and he played for that LSU team that beat us last year. >> Yeah. But I'm fine with it because he plays for the Pirates. Now, anywho, we have an RIP this week. I was sad to hear this one because I really liked him. He's in a lot of stuff that I liked. >> RIP to actor Martin Mull, Jean Parmesan, I love him. >> So he was interested development is a private eye, Jean Parmesan, and Jessica Walter, her reaction to him, every scene is priceless, absolutely priceless. He was in Mr. Mom with Michael Keaton, if you've never seen that movie, do check that out. I would say that is a 1980s banger of a movie. And of course, he was Colonel Mustard and Clue. I mean, come on. >> Yeah. >> You talk about a banger of a movie. That movie is one of the greatest movies ever. >> I was like one of my go-to movies. >> I love it. >> I would watch that movie all the time. >> I love it. >> I was so quotable. >> It's so good. >> Flames on the side of my face. I mean, Matt on the cons in it, Martin Mull's in it, how I'm blanking on the, who played Ms. Scarlet, Leslie Ann Warren, Tim Curry's in it, and then I'm blanking on it, she played Ms. Peacock. >> Colleen. >> Colleen. >> Colleen. >> Yes. Yeah. Just a stellar cast all the way round. Yeah. >> I am so good. >> Sad here of his passing, but yes, RFP, Jean Parmesan, thank you for your contribution to society. It's all lude. Hey, my God, he got me again. >> Well, and that's one of the greatest arrested development gifts that everybody uses, where she's got her hands. >> He's shaking her hands. >> I'm so excited. >> Oh, Jean Parmesan. >> He's actually a very bad at his job. >> Well, and I like the narration, yeah, because there's like, who's Jean Parmesan, you know, the detective or whatever, and she's like, yeah, private eye, and she's like, oh, he's one of the greatest and the narrator's like, he wasn't. >> He wasn't. >> He wasn't. >> He was actually the worst. >> Yeah. Right. Oh, hilarious. All right. So the tour de France started on Saturday. >> Yes. >> It's very exciting. Started in Italy. >> Okay. >> The Olympics is ruining the ending of it. Thank you, Olympics. Yes, because they're going to end in Nice, I think, instead of Paris. >> All right. >> And it's going to end on a time trial, which sucks also. >> Huh. >> So there's not going to be like any cool races to the finish or anything like that. >> Oh, weird. >> Yeah. Kind of a bummer. But of course, some idiot with a phone almost caused a disaster today. Second stage. >> Yeah. They do that. >> Oh, what a moron. >> They step out into the track. I assume. >> No, they haven't even stepped out to the track. You know, we talked about this last year about how people stand so close to the road, right? And there's nothing they can do to regulate that because normally they're out in the middle of the countryside or out in the middle of nowhere. How are you going to regulate that, right? >> You can't. >> You can't put up barriers all over, you know, everywhere. >> I saw it when it happened because I watched the Hall of Stage 2 today. And some lady was standing right on the edge of the road and of course, you know, they're like four, yep, they're like four or five across or however many they are across in the Peloton. >> Yeah. >> And she's got her phone up and the guy comes by and it smacks his head and her phone goes flying out of her hand. Luckily, the guy didn't cause a crash or anything, but like she's holding it out and he comes by and smacks him right in the head. >> I hope it broke her phone. >> I do too. >> Yeah, that's what she gets. >> Serves her right. I was like, what a bunch of idiots. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> There's a way to get a photo of that or just experience the moment of it without having to be like a jerk and get in the way. >> Well, and again, and I say this all the time. What the hell are you going to do with that footage or that picture? >> Yeah. >> Nothing. It's going to sit on your phone with your 10,000 other pictures that you don't do nothing with. >> It's like you're going to print it off and like frame it. I mean, unless I guess you're a huge, huge fan of that writer you took a picture of. So maybe. >> Well, and if you're that close up to the road, like right on the edge of the road, your picture, your video is going to suck anyway. >> Yeah. >> Because they're coming by so fast, right? >> Yeah. Ugh. If I did, I can't believe it. I was like, oh, here we go. We're only on stage two and this idiot ladies hit this guy in the head with her phone flying out of her hand. It's luckily the way it went flying, it kind of went flying forward so like in a straight line. >> So no one ran over it. >> Well, no. Wiped out on it. >> Yeah, nobody did that. But I guess it could have also like careen like into the other, like the phone careen into the other writer. >> Who knows. >> Yeah. And calls the crash. I was like, morons. >> Yeah. >> But there's nothing they can do about it. So. >> Yeah. Well, hopefully people will behave better for the rest of the race. >> I doubt it. >> No. >> Hopefully there's no like yellow, jacketed lady running off into the middle. >> Ugh. >> To admit people. >> Try not to. >> Yeah. It's probably because it's why I don't pay attention to people when I walk down the street. >> There you go. There you go. Yeah. >> Only dogs. >> So the third of France is 21 days, so that's, that's 21 stages. Like, very exciting. They're me anyway, but you know what else is exciting? I have to get this in here and this is the best transition I can think of. Is the fact that football, college football particularly is, what are we, eight Saturdays now? >> I think. >> Eight or nine. >> Eight or nine Saturdays away. Yeah. Super exciting. And I learned something yesterday that kind of has to do college football that I did not know. It makes sense of how this works. But I was like, when, when I was told of, of how it works, I was like, huh, that makes sense and I never would have made the connection. So for college football games, you know, pre-game is a big deal. Obviously, they get the bands, the band on the field playing the pre-game show. And a lot of times you'll have a flyover. >> Yes. >> Right? Of any kind of playing. Playing, people parachute in like the golden nights, you know, they'll do parachuting stuff or you know, you get the jets that fly over the stadium and that kind of thing. Well, I had a few drinks with my friend, Jim Daughters, who I've known since eighth grade. We came up with Connor's marching band together. >> Nice. >> Great. Both played trombone. He was in UK's band when I was in UK's band. So anyway, we've known each other for a long time. And he is currently the band director at Southeast Missouri State. >> Cool. >> Yes. So they're in the, they're in the OVC. But you know, we were just talking about marching band and all that stuff. And you know, he was telling me all this stuff that it's kind of cool that the community really supports that band. He said that where their practice field is, there's like a road and a grassy gnoll and then like a bunch of restaurants across the street. So he said like on Friday nights, you know, they'll be practicing before the games. And he said like the restaurants will put it out on social media to come like get food at the restaurants and then like sit out and like have a free show or whatever. >> Great. >> And he said, he said people bring lawn chairs and like go get food and then come out and like set there and watch them and hear him cuss. >> I was going to say. >> Yeah. >> But, but. >> I love that. >> Yeah. >> That's great. >> Right. >> So it's really cool. Like it sounds like that the community really supports like the band and stuff like that, which I thought was kind of cool. But then he's telling me about this flyover situation. And I was like, this is really how this works. He's like, yeah. So he told me that like the, if they're going to have a flyover. >> Yeah. >> Before, he sits down with the pilots and talks to them, right? Because he said that you want to time it so that the planes are coming over exactly when you hit and the home of brave. He said that's exactly where you want to time it. >> Wow. >> So that's difficult, right? So he sits now, he talks to the pilots the week before, then the day of the game or whatever, he has a heads, a radio headset and then I think his drum majors have radio headsets. And I guess there's a big tall dorm behind one of the end zones. So then he has a spotter at the top of that dorm who can see into Illinois where the planes are going to come from. >> That's wild. >> So then he's actually on the radio talking to the planes while they're in the air. He's got the spotter that's talking to him too that sees the planes. So that, you know, they're trying to time this and they're talking to each other and like, oh, we're so-and-so, however many minutes or seconds or whatever, out. So then Jim knows to like speed up, slow down because he's the one that conducts the Star Spangled Band. >> Right. >> Right. The director always conducts that. And I was just like sitting there listening to him like, I never made that connection. Pretty cool. >> Yeah. Wow, that takes a lot of effort. >> Yeah. And he did. He said you want to, it's like a minute, 15 and that's, but he said like, that's what you want to hit it. So it's when you hit and the home of the break here, they come flying over. >> Right. >> Yup. >> Shover. >> Yup. >> Wow. Never. >> That makes chills for some reason. >> I know. That's really cool. I feel like it's always really cool. And it like gives me like a moment of awe whenever like humans who are like these like weird disorganized like, like mess of a species, whenever we can like coordinate and do something really cool. >> Yeah. >> It always gives me goosebumps. >> Yeah. And now I'm just thinking about last year, one of last year's flowers where the phone was really low and then I thought, and it was coming so slowly and so low and I was like, Oh God. >> Oh, that was like, it's going to hit me. It was so loud. It shook my house. >> That was that bomber, right? The big bomber. >> Yes. >> I wanted, I was like, it's going to fly into this stadium. That's just how I'm going to die. >> Yeah. >> I couldn't see it into the top, but I was like, I couldn't see it, but it shook everything in my house. So I was thinking of, I was thinking of the one where there was so much cloud cover, but they did it anyway, but you couldn't see the plane. >> Yeah. >> That was the Blue Angels. >> No, it was just F, I think it was F 16s. >> Oh, okay. >> I think it was just F 16s, but that cloud, remember that one that the cloud cover solo? You could hear them, but then you're like, where are they? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That was a total wall wall. >> Yeah, it kind of was. But yeah, so this year when we have a flyover, I am going to like, I'm paying attention to the planes, but now I'm going to pay attention to like when that connects with the music right? >> Yeah. >> Because the planes are so cool, like you're not thinking about that part of it. You're just like, oh, look at the plane, it's awesome. >> Yeah. >> Or look at the plane, we're all going to die. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I figured there was some sort of timing, but I didn't know it was like that precise. >> I had no idea he was actually on the headset with the pilot. >> Yeah. >> I think that makes sense though. >> Yeah. >> I mean, you'd have to be if you actually wanted to like coordinate it in any way. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So that's some real coordination, like on his part, having to listen to them and conduct at the same time. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think he could conduct anything in his sleep at this point. >> Very cool. >> He's been doing this for so long that I really think that you could probably shove about 40 pieces in front of him and he could conduct them blind. >> Yeah. That's amazing. >> Yeah. But yeah, I was just like, huh, I never made that connection. But now I have. >> Very cool. >> So, yeah. >> That is cool. >> And he's also saying that they've got like 200 people in their band, which is pretty, pretty awesome. >> Yeah. >> Right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Definitely more than you can. >> Yeah. I wish. I wish that we had a line of restaurants where we could watch the UK band practice, but I mean, maybe not. >> Well, you can hear them over here. >> I can hear them. >> I guess you can't see them. >> Chipotle or whatever, if they still practice in that well, I guess they don't. >> No, they don't. Not over on Stole anymore. >> That's where they used to practice. >> Yeah, they practice. They practice. >> Yeah, they practice on the old practice football field now. But when I was coming up, yeah, we were at Stole Field. But he also said, I guess I'm allowed to say this. He's probably going to listen to this episode. So Jim, if I'm not allowed to say this, I'm sorry, but I'm going to say it because I think it's pretty cool. And I hope you send me some if it does happen. But he said that he's trying to, or I think he's trying to, or he's just about got coordinated that a local brewery there in town is going to make a beer for the band. That's going to go to support the band, right? So I was like, yeah, that's pretty cool. >> That's like he does have a lot of community support for his band. >> I was really surprised. I mean, in a sense, just because you've got like Alabama and the million dollar band, and LSU's band, and there's a lot of these huge big, florida states band who obviously people are into that, right? And all the HBCU bands that are so amazing, and have all the community support and stuff. But like Southeast Missouri State, you wouldn't think that's a huge support for their band. But super cool. >> Yeah. >> And so next time you're stadium college wise, I don't know how they do it in the NFL, but I would think it's the same thing, listen, listen for the cue of the home of the brand. >> I know how much coordination that that has taken to pull off. >> Now I'm curious as if UK has a spot or two, because I don't know where they would stand though, because Jim said that this tower is really tall. >> I mean, I guess so if you're like kind of, well, I mean, you could be on the roof of the hospital, I suppose. >> I was thinking it could be like on the roof of that parking garage. >> Because they come from the direction of the purple lot. >> Yeah, like, yeah, whatever direction that is, over an end zone. >> Yeah. >> I guess you could be, because there is a bit of a hill there, maybe you could be up in the baseball field, like the- >> You could be really high the higher than that, though. >> Yeah, you would have to be. >> The spot that you should have, you could have been, they tore down. >> Yeah, that's the one that towers. >> Yeah, blaining a purr when- >> A dorm tower. >> I guess you could be up on top of POT. Is that too far? >> It's kind of far away from the stadium, though. >> That's probably close to them all the way from the stadium. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Huh. >> Wow. >> Or maybe just stand out in the middle of the Arboretum in the open field, I guess, maybe. >> You're in a different hill. You're in a helicopter. >> Yeah. >> That's why they have a helipad over there. >> Oh yeah, maybe that's the reason why the helipad is so sacred. The sacred, sacred helipad. >> That sucks to that helipad, that helipad consists. >> Money path on in the holy helipad. >> Holy helipad. >> Man. >> It's hella holy. >> But yeah, college football. >> Nine weeks, man. >> Nine Saturdays away. It's very exciting. Yeah, I mean, we're going to start getting into practice and media days and all that stuff. >> Yeah, probably in mid-July or August, I guess. >> Yeah, it's coming and I'm here for it. >> Yep. I think so. >> That's college football. Catch it. >> Catch it. >> Yeah. Speaking of catching stuff, actually, in this kind of, I got this kind of France theme going on. I think we may have this for at least a couple of weeks with the Olympics and all that kind of stuff. >> Nice. >> I was looking for news of the weird story and I saw this and I thought, "Eh, France, Olympics." Okay. >> There you go. >> Go ahead and do this one. >> It is now time for the GBS News of the Weird. [Singing] Dateline, Mount Pierre Pia-- I know I'm going to go with it. >> Mount Pierre Pia-- Good Lord. It's in France. >> In France. >> I'm out in France. >> Yeah, it's France. It comes from France. Motorists caught speeding repaints car to avoid hefty fine. On June 2nd, French police used a speed radar to catch a motorist driving at a speed of 188 kilometers an hour. I don't know how much that is in miles per hour, but, you know, it's fast. On a road limited to 80 kilometers an hour near the southwest of France, they notified a police unit near the Poisson motorway to stop the offender, but when they signaled the car to pull over, it just flew past them with no intention of stopping. Surprised by the car's vehicle, the police were unable to chase down the offender or even get its license plate. However, they wrote down in their report that the car was a bright green Porsche 911 sports car, which made it relatively easy to identify. However, when the only person in the area known to drive a green Porsche turned up at the police station, officers were shocked, shocked, I tell you, to find that his sports car was now gray. When informed about his alleged speeding, the four-year-old suspect feigned surprise and informed the policeman that he couldn't possibly be the man they were looking for because he had a flat tire on the day of the incident and his Porsche could not be used. Surprised by the man's alibi officers continued their investigation, and upon inspecting the vehicle, they found traces of green paint in different areas of the body. They also learned that the vehicle had just passed its technical inspection the week before the incident, and the person who had conducted it confirmed that the car in question had been green. Confined with all the evidence against him, the French motorist, whose name has not been revealed for privacy reasons, finally admitted to speeding on June 2nd, and also to trying to deceive authorities by repainting Porsche 911. On the other hand, he denied the charge of aggravated refusal to comply and endangering the life of others, claiming that he never saw the police signals to stop. Police impounded the suspect's Porsche sports car until the case is resolved. The man risked hefty financial penalties and even jail time for his actions. French law states that speeding over 50 kilometers an hour over the legal limit results in a fine of up to $1,300 or $1,400, as well as the suspension of the driver's license and the potential confiscation of the vehicle for refusing to stop at police signals and endangering the lives of others, the man risked a fine of $15,000 or $16,000 and up to two years in prison. Well, now that he has a gray Porsche that goes really fast, is he going to call it "Greece Lightning"? Oh. Greece is gray in French. No. No. Boo. Yeah. I don't know. French. Boo. I had a feeling you were going down in French somewhere. Yes. All right. You get a pun in there about, yeah, French. You had that pun queued up when you heard it painted a gray, right? I did. I've been trying to work it. I was trying to work it in there. Yeah. That's ridiculous. I mean, I guess perhaps him for his elaborate attempt at getting out of the ticket. I mean, I don't think that I would ever want to get out of a ticket so bad that I would actually go and have my entire car repainted, probably because it's cost prohibitive. Yeah. But it seems like he probably the amount of money it would take to repaint your car and then paint it back again because it sounds like he didn't do a particularly good paint job was probably as much as he would have to pay in the fine anyway. But I mean, I guess it's their potential jail time involved. Maybe he was really concerned about it. Yeah. Well, first of all, it was a poor attempt at grand theft autoing. Oh, yes. Yes. That's a very, you know, you get in trouble with the cops. You just pull into a paint shop and they suck her up and then if they forget about you. But also I looked it up on the, on the Google's that was a hundred and twelve miles per hour. Okay. It's pretty fast. Yeah. It's fast. Yeah. Quite and zippy. Honestly, slower than I thought it would be a miles per hour. Yeah. But there was like a weird calculation you have to do and then I just found a calculator to do it for me. It was the same. So I feel confident now on my abilities to calculate kilometers to miles per hour. Yeah. But yeah, that's a pretty dumb move. If you know and you know the police know that you're the only green Porsche in the whole entire area, then maybe, just maybe you cool it a little bit. If you want to race it, take it to a track. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or out of town. Like all the Porsche people do. They take their Porsches to tracks. Yeah. And race them. Yeah. So first of all, I'm interested to know where he went to get this thing painted. Because like if you took a car and I didn't have any damage, right? So I guess that's one thing that he gets because why would you question if somebody brought a car in with no damage and they just was like, you know what, I don't like this color anymore. Could you paint it a different color, right? If it's like a land color ugly, it's bright green though, I could see how you'd get sick of that though. Yeah. So, so, you know, I feel like that there's going to be people around here that would ask questions. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, what are you? Yeah. This is kind of shady that you're this. There's no, there's no damage done. There's no reason. There's no damage. There's no reason, but also like I've watched enough YouTube about like these fancy cars to know that like the color green of your can is a coveted color for Porsches. And that's about the color that the port, the picture that I got, this story from on Friday Central. You pay a lot, a lot, a lot of money to get that color on a horse because it's not a factory color. Right. And it's pretty rare to have. It's like, it's like a specialty color. You have to order. Right. Yeah. Right. So why would you cover that up? That's a good point. And be like covered up and make it snappy, you know? Yeah. Like that seems a little sus to me. So my second question is like the police, like he went and turned himself in. Oh. Yeah. That was part of that story. And then they got the car, he takes the car there. And then that's when they realized he had repainted it. But like, why would you, they didn't have a license plate number, trouble of repainting it. Why would you go turn yourself then? Why would you go turn yourself in? Yeah. Maybe he was having like some severe guilt. Maybe it was like the, the telltale paint job or something like here in the car. Like, yeah, you're the car full pumping, I'm laying in the garage. That's a great Eddie Rell and Poe reference right there, the telltale paint job. I like that. That sounds like a six head world. It does. It's the telltale paint job next on six head world. But yeah, that, that was my question. My biggest question is, okay, so the story clearly says they didn't get a little bit of a license plate number. The car was just a green. The guy has a car repainted, but then he goes and turns himself in. I get it. I wonder if he has the only Porsche like that in the area and that he knew if they went looking up, Porsche is in the area that they would call him anyway. Maybe he just heads him off the pass and be like, yeah, I know this looks bad. But I swear it wasn't me. See, what had happened was and then just hope that they don't notice that they missed a couple of spots. Yeah. There's actually green. Yeah. Like it's made in the cooler color than gray. I know, right? Can't it like a, like a bright purple or like a orange or something? Well, and at least it's, it's, at least it, it sounds like he actually went to somewhere that like does actual car painting. Or just get it wrapped because then he would never have to worry about it showing through like one of them. Yeah. Yeah. This guy really is. But at least even know about cars and I get them wrapped. I don't know if I've told this story on here. But there was this, this people like a couple of streets over from us, actually on Autumn Ridge, if you know where that is. But anyway, they had bought a, like one of those, those, those, those buses, but it's not a bus, but like it, it's not a bus, but you see it like a burn RV kind of. No, no, not an RV. I'm like a, like a wheels thing. You know how the, the, the, those buses I'm talking about. Like it's. Yeah. Yeah. Shuddle bus. Thank you. Shuddle bus. You, you, we got there. Yeah. Well, I ride a shuttle bus a lot. Yeah. So they, they bought like this, this old shuttle bus, right? Mm hmm. And they started gutting it out and stuff like that. And you could, I could tell what they were doing with it because they were going to use it for tailgating. I could tell this. Cool. But some of the stuff that I could tell they were trying to put into it and everything. So I drove by there one day and these idiots were trying to paint this shuttle bus. Shuddle bus. With house paint. Oh no. I am not even making this up. No, that's not how that works. No. You got to get car paint. It is not how any of that works. No. It looked awful. Of course it is. I don't know what they were thinking. Were they brushing it on with a giant paintbrush? They were rolling it on. No. It looked at a mess. Like it was a mess. It's going to, it was even worse once it started coming off. I couldn't. I was like you idiots. Like they were, they were out there with a bucket of blue like house paint or ball paint or whatever. Right. Trying to paint this bus. Pay the money to get it. And professionally. The fame it is. And a car shot. They gave up. Right. And I saw, I started to see the bus. Like I think they parked it in like, maybe they were the orange lot or something. But like we'd see it driving around and stuff like that. Half painted. With the house paint because they couldn't get it off or the wall paint or whatever. Nice. It looks trash. Nice. Yeah. You got to use, you got to use the right paint for the job. Y'all. So at least he didn't try to paint the Porsche with house paint. Yeah. Yeah. If he was sunmaring between house paint and rap. Yeah. Man. So yeah. I don't know. It was, it was a weird story. Anyway, just because he painted the car and they went and turned himself in. But yeah. So it happened in France. And that's going to do it for this week's GBS news of the weird, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud, dud. Okay. Take it or leave it to time. So I guess ESPN now has something called the ESPN experience. I guess it's like a travel thing or something. Remember, remember, I think we talked about this or we had this on take to leave it where ESPN was going to open some kind of resort like in the Bahamas or something like that. And it was going to be like the first, their first resort ever and it was going to be like, you go down there and watch all the sports and probably bet and stuff like that. Okay. And I don't know if that's part of this or not, but anyway, ESPN experiences is launching its first ever take me out to the ballpark tour. This cost $6,999. So we'll just round it up to $7,000 and I'm going to guess that this is $7,000 a person. Okay. Wow. Yeah. But this is what you get. Okay. Five days, four nights, you get Blue Jays, Red Sox game, Cardinals, Yankees, Braves, Phillies, tour of ESPN headquarters, Yankee stadium tour, Jackie Robinson, museum tour, all hotels, transportation, select meals, meet and greets with Michael K, Carl Ravitch and others. So you're up in that you're up in like the Northeast, the New York area, that area because ESPN is headquartered in Connecticut. But you get all that for $7,000 or you're taking your leave in that, honestly. You try to plan all of that yourself. You're getting at least seven if not more. So like you pay them. They take care of all the planning and they take care of your lodging, like in most of your meals. And I'm sure you don't have to think about the date. So did you say that they take care of getting you from stadium to stadium? Yeah. All hotels. Transportation. Yeah. Absolutely. I'd take that. I mean, if you're if you're that big of like a baseball fan, yeah, I'd say that's probably like on some hardcore MLB bucket lists. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'd take it. It's a not something I would do. Yeah. But you know, if you wanted to do that and you have the money and you already wanted to wear the Northeast for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. If you were, yeah, big, big baseball fan and you those, some of those teams were of interest to you and you wanted to go check out that area, sounds like a good way to do it, honestly. And yeah, that's probably about how much it would cost you to get all that like lodging and travel arrangements plus the hassle of making all those different arrangements is, you know, not not an insignificant undertaking. So yeah, I'm saying that it's worth it. Not really something I would want to do personally, but you know, I can see how a big baseball fan would be really into that. Yeah. And I mean, I would assume these would be at least, I'm not sure that they're like alien accommodations, but they're probably nice, like probably a four star hotel. Yeah. Decent hotel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something that would cost you if you were staying in these places two or three nights, something that would probably cost you a thousand dollars. Sure. Well, and I'm sure that the tickets you get to the games are good seats. Right. Right. And if you're thinking about going on some kind of like cruise or all-inclusive resort, right? I mean, you're looking. You're going to drop that much. Yeah. And on a cruise, you know, you got to pay for the cruise. You got to pay for your flight. You've paid for all that stuff. So yeah, I think if you're, if you're a huge baseball fan or, you know, if some of these stadiums are on a bucket list or something like that, like that, this would be a good way to do that. I think it'd be fun if like you had a kid or something that was super, you know, do that, especially because you get a tour of the Jackie Robinson Museum and the ESPN headquarters and Yankee Stadium. It's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot. I'm here for it. And maybe if this works, I'd be interested like obviously they couldn't do this with football just because of the way games are played, you know, because games are like with college, it's Saturday. Right. So you're only, you know, or NFL. It's Sunday, Monday, Thursday, whatever you could, I guess you could. But it'd be interesting because like with an NFL or a college package like this, so you get tickets to a game, you get hotel, you get maybe some other extras. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's kind of what I was thinking like I'd be interested in doing like an SEC tour of like the big places. Yeah. I've not. Don't go to Tennessee. I've been there. Overrated sucks. But to go to like Brian Denny or like, you know, LSU, like historical places like that. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm taking this because I think even though it sounds like a lot, what you're getting is it, I think it's it ends up ultimately being a pretty good deal. I do. Okay. Kate Spade. She's a fashion. Right. Yes. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. RIP. So anyway, her, her brand continues as well. Yes. But her brand has partnered with Heinz, which I am calling this. What's that? Well, I was going to call it something. But it's just the Heinz in spot, Heinz inspired collection. I was going to, I think I was going to call it ketchup, kotir, or kotir, ketchup kotir. Ketchup kotir. That's what I was going to call it, which I think is better than what their con which is this dumb Heinz where, but like they got like a t-shirt and a pillow and I think like a dress or something and like a bag and it's all ketchup inspired and let me give you a price point. They got these shoes, slip-ons, it got like ketchup packets on them. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So you're looking at price ranging from $45 to $398 for a bunch of ketchup clothes. It's also going to say ketchup clothes, but yeah. Close with a K. Yeah. Yeah. I am leaving this. So the brunch Phoenix is a big fan of Kate Spader, she was way back when presilvia days, we went to New York and famously we were going in and out of stores. We went to the Kate Spade store and the brunch Phoenix asked them if they had phone cases and the lady very hottily told us that Kate doesn't make phone cases as though that was underneath Kate, who the sales associate was of course on a first-name basis with. Of course. Oh, she though. Now, was this a store, could you just walk in off the street or did you had to make an appointment? No, you could walk out the street, but like, you know, they would, if you looked like, you know. You were judged like you can't afford to be here. Depending on who you were and what you were wearing was, you know, whether or not you got the stink eye and we most certainly the brunch Phoenix dress dresses quite nicely. So you know, I'm sure she passed, but the rest of us motley crew that were with her probably brought her down a couple of pegs unfortunately. And yes, she got told that Kate doesn't make phone cases, but I guess now Kate has sunk low and now makes ketchup wear. So yeah, I don't know. I think it's funny that the brand has changed so much over the years into something that was like very, I don't know, like high fashion and, you know, breakfast at Tiffany's 1960s inspired to like, you know, just slapping ketchup packets on a pair of Tom shoes. So yeah, it's kind of amusing to me. I am going to leave it personally because I'm sure I don't want to pay Kate's price for her ketchup packet clothing. Also, I don't like ketchup. So really wouldn't want it for that either. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to leave it. I'm not really a Kate fan like I never had any Kate Spade stuff, but is this is them trying to be like Andy Warhol, the Campbell says kind of the graphic kind of feels like that. Yeah, but like that was like what the 60s. Yeah, which is kind of their whole vibe. Yeah, but that's not really today's vibe, is it like getting our fashion from the 60s at this current time? Because sometimes it happens. I just don't think it's 2024. Like even Warhol, I mean, he basically just painted Campbell's suit can in a different colors, right? Or different like in the negative, he printed them in the in the different negatives, right? Sometimes. Yeah, he did a bunch of different. So to me, not super original, but that's just me. Yeah, I mean, this isn't less original than that because they're not even changing it up. They're just, that's just a collab with Heinz for some reason. Yeah. And I don't know why. And it's not fun. At least like with other like condiment brands or like food brands when they've done weird collabs, they've been fun at least like what am I going to do with the Heinz t-shirt? Get some ketchup on it. Right. Yeah. I probably would spill ketchup on it and it would be ruined. So maybe it would be improved. Ooh. I did my own touch of real life, huh? Yes. Right. To the shelf area. Yeah. Right. To the shelf area. That's not what we're calling it. Nice. The shelf area. It's your ketchup shelf. Yeah. This is the ketchup shelf. I'm here for it. Yeah. So I'm going to leave it. Yeah. I'm leaving this. I have no eye for fashion anyway. You know, I know Kate Spade like I know names, but I would never walk into a store because I'm like, I don't know what the hell I'm looking at. Right. And I'm certainly not paying $400 for a t-shirt. I can tell you that. If I want ketchup clothes, I just put Heinz on my shirt to be done with it. Grip some Heinz on your ketchup shelf. Right. Good to go. Good to go. Good to go. We can print our own Heinz t-shirts. Seems like it'd be pretty easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm leaving this. Okay. So minor league baseball, minor league baseball is always fun because, not because of baseball, but because of what minor league teams tend to do. They're gimmicks. They're gimmicks to draw people to come to the ballpark. So the Lake County captains, which is the high-A affiliate of the Cleveland Guardians, have unveiled a roto-ruder toilet row. I saw this. Tickets are $16 per toilet. You can see. Toilet row. Oh, I see. They're a little toilet seat. Yes. So instead of having a stadium seat, it's a toilet. Yeah. So you saw it. Oh, dear. I saw it. I saw it. Someone's gonna get confused. Yeah. That was my thought originally. I've heard of from someone I know people like at Lowe's, for example, using the display toilets as an actual toilet. I was when I saw that this morning, maybe, and I saw it. I instantly thought, "Wow, someone's gonna take a big ol' steamin' number two in that." And then what? Where are we at now? We all have to smell that at the ballpark with the wind blowing, like, what is the reasoning behind this? Is there a reasoning? 'Cause the only thing I saw was the headline I saw was something like, "Would you rather sit in your bathroom on the toilet and play on your phone, or would you rather sit at the ballpark on a toilet and play on your phone?" And I was like, "Why is it an option?" I don't know why we're doing it. I just don't get-- Yeah, promo, the promo top of the thing. I just don't understand the point. Yeah. You can sit on anything. All right. You can do it on a toilet thing day. Like, is this like-- I think it's mostly-- Because it's a roto-ruder. It's a sponsor. Yeah. Yeah. 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Those things don't taste great. At least the ones that I've ever had weren't yummy. Well I think it was a giveaway. Oh was it okay? Yeah that's now closed. So does that change your mind? I just saw the article today. It actually is supposed to be a peach and mango infused sauce. Okay so not their standard. Not their standard flavor. It's not trying to be flavored as a five hour energy. I think it's just with caffeine. Yeah I don't need that. I don't need caffeinated barbecue sauce in my life. I can get caffeine from like a soda or a coffee or a tea if I really need an extra jolt for my day. So yeah I'm leaving it for that. You know what? I want to fence it. I don't really drink five hour energy because Bob would I? I'm almost 40. Whenever you're on a long haul. You know I'm on my long haul trucking now. I'd rather take trucker's choice. Thank you very much. That's a Simpsons reference for you. But I'm looking at it on their website. It says zero dollars. This house, this sauce is on the house and yes that includes shipping. But it appears, maybe it was a give away because now it says sorry this form is not open to no submission. Oh okay. We barbecued into the brink and are sold out. But come back soon for another chance to bring in that big grill energy. Okay. But it looks, it looks alright. Yeah the peach mango, I mean. I mean I like peach and mango. Yeah. I mean I would try it on wings but I mean I don't need it so much. I got this website and ask for them to send it to me for free. Although if someone gave it to me for free, sure why not. But this is a hassle. Yeah. I don't like a hassle. I'm aware. So well. Okay. I'm leaving this. I don't understand the point of caffeinated barbecue sauce. Yes. You know just make me a good bird. Okay. And I'm a drink of coffee while you're doing it. I'm a two cup of coffee person a day in the morning and that's it. You know I don't, I very rarely do I drink like a Coke or any kind of like caffeinated beverages throughout the day. I don't do coffee. I mean maybe if I'm at a restaurant or something you know I don't want to sit there and look like an idiot eating a piece of cake without a cup of coffee or something like that. Maybe if I'm feeling it. Yeah. But my caffeine consumption is usually limited to two cups of coffee in the morning and that's it. It's about where I am too. Yeah. I don't really feel the need to have caffeinated barbecue sauce. Yeah. It doesn't seem odd. Yeah. Yeah. That flavor would be good. Yeah. I mean minus the 60 milligrams of caffeine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I wanted- Because it's not actually five hour energy flavored. Yeah. I've never had one of those. It just has like old sweet tarts kind of like a bowl or something. Yeah. Yeah. Chalky. I've never been an energy drink person at all and if I'm at a barbecue and I wanted some caffeine I would just get a Coke. Yeah. Right. I would just drink a- Which is more caffeine. Coke or a Mountain Dew or whatever kind of soda. Or ice tea. Soda type beverage that they had or was was available to me. Yeah. This is nonsense cool. I guess but if you're super into five hour energy, have at it. Yeah. Right. So Sarah. Well that's going to do it for this week's taker. Leave it so Sarah. What did you think of your seltzer there from Great Lakes? It was good. I liked it. It's kind of refreshing. You get a hint at the bomb pop. It's like- I'm trying to think. It's like if you had a white claw but like better. So it still kind of tastes like that white collie type thing but a better quality product I would guess since it's from a small brewery or small. I don't know. Great Lakes is probably big. Yeah. They're big. They make some quality beer. Yeah. They make some good stuff so their seltzer is obviously pretty good too. But yeah. I'd recommend it. It'd be better if it was like super cold. I forgot to put mine in the fridge so I'd freeze it really quickly and it didn't hold. It was good. What do I recommend? Nice. The garage beer from Braxton Brewing, the classic small batch brewed with lime beer. This is super good. It's a light beer. It's only 4% ABV, 90 calories, 44 carbs. So it's a light drinker. It's easy to drink but that little lime kick in it actually makes all the difference. I would much prefer this over the classic garage beer that they have. Just because that little bright lime hit is really nice and refreshing and adds a lot of interest to kind of a very simple beer. Nice. So yeah. Highly recommend actually. All right. Okay. So what did you all think of against the grains? It tasted like a citrus wheat ale. It had notes of dillesam at first, orange dillesam, not the grape dillesam because there's two flavors. I prefer the orange. So it smelled like that and it had a slight lean medicinal taste at first but then it just once it warmed up it just tasted like a whatever any other citrus wheat ale. Like it wasn't something that just blew my mind or anything. It was fine. Lauren and I were dime-a-tap people. Yeah. The purple. Yeah. I was a purple dime-a-tap. Yes. But there was something oddly medicinal to me about this soul mate from against the grain. I think it's probably, does it say that they used actual oranges in brewing this? It just says citrus and wheat in beer are a force on that bay and J-level soul mate is a wheat bursting with citrus and a creamy dream of beer with the aroma of ripe orange orchards and a lingering essence of sunshine throughout every sip. Yeah. Well, it feels like maybe they actually added orange peels to it in the brewing and that those orange peels had a lot of pith on them because it has that kind of bitter pithy taste and it's that bitter taste that I think is giving me like cough drop vibes with this because it's got a lot of bitter in it, especially up the front. I do love a citrus wheat ale. This one's got just a little bit too much bite from my taste. I like my citrus wheat ales to be like mellow and chill and sweet and light and this has got a little bit of a bite, but if you like your wheat ale with a little bit more kick to them, a bit more bite up front, maybe you'll enjoy this. Yeah. If you like to sneak a little drink of delsom or diamatab then you'd be into it. I just finished my swing and it was very delsom-y at the end. Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of citrus wheat. That's down on my list of kinds of beer I would choose if I was at a brewery or a style or something like that. I bought this solely on the name. Solid. Solid on the name. It was fine. I thought it was a lighter. It's definitely lighter than Blue Moon for sure. It's lighter than Blue Moon, but also more better than Blue Moon. Yeah. Yeah. At least Blue Moon's got more body to it, I would say. Yeah. It does. Yeah. It does. It doesn't crap on the beer or anything like that. Definitely. It's always that I say would probably have an audience on there. Yeah. It's probably not. Yeah. It's something that's not an IPA. As always, your mileage may vary, so encourage you to try. And we love against the grain. Yeah. Yeah. All right. The High Wire Gator Juice IPA was because IPA dry hopped with juicy American hops that had tropical and citrus. It was good. How many gators that they had to juice to get this beer? It's high little nipples. Yeah. Oh, I was thinking of more of holding them upside down and squeezing, yes, like that. I'm just milking them. I've missed that, nipples Greg and Millie. I like in the Simpsons where they're doing the rat, milking the rat, through the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, it was good. It was definitely hazy. It was definitely a little heavy, but it delivered what it promised on the citrus and the dry hopping. That's all I can ask for. And these kind of things. There you go. Yeah. That's all I can ask for. That just made me think of that episode of the Simpsons where a homewear finds out that they're milking their rats for a milk and then he runs to the school and he's like, "Bark! Get that out of your mouth!" And then Millie House is just drinking and he's like, "Oh, you're fine." Oh, so many good episodes. Yeah. All right. You know what else has really good episodes? Oh, yes. Hungry and Kentucky. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So if you want to get on that train, I feel like the train's growing. The tracks are growing and the customer's the passenger's not that strong. I don't know where I'm going. Whatever train references. I don't know train references. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to hop on board. I want to chew, chew, chew. I chew, chew, chew, chew. You should chew, chew, chew, chew. To listen to Hungry and Kentucky. Yeah. There you go. Um, yeah. So I guess we're recording a new episode of that this week. Um, so if you want to see what that's about, you can check us out on Twitter and Instagram at hungeringky, you can send me emails, hungeringkygmail.com and you can find our show every other Wednesday wherever you find podcasts. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. And as always, thank you for listening to us. Mm hmm. Yeah. Are you talking like, I don't know, anyway, you can find us on the Twix at GRLS for Sports on Instagram, where on Facebook, we are on the fire network, uh, we're on speaker, we're on Apple Podcasts, we're on iHeartRadio, we are everywhere, good podcasts are free and we will see you next week. See ya. Bye. Bye. and I'll see you next week.