The Worst Week Yet
215. 2024 Was The Worst Year Yet (Featuring Bria Beddoe)
This week, Andrew, Deanna and Kennedy were joined by our pal Bria to discuss whether or not THIS was the worst year yet.
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- Duration:
- 1h 57m
- Broadcast on:
- 30 Dec 2024
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[♪♪♪] Welcome to the 9/11 annual worst week yet worsties of the year award! It's the show where every year we hand out awards to all the winners and fucking losers from the last year. I'm your host of the festivities. My name is Andrew Hilary and I am joined by my good friends, Deanna and Kennedy. What's up? What's up Bestie? Hey Bestie, you're for the worsties. I'm just so honored, I'm just so excited to be here once again, you know, people like, they're outside the door right now, they're fighting to get in, you know, someone has died already. People die every day, it's not that big of a deal, and to help us in hosting this year's worsties our returning champion, long time friend of the show, Brea Badu, how are you doing Brea? I'm doing pretty good, I feel like we should have an applause track here. There is one on the sound board, oh yeah. Okay, there we go, I'm used to that, that feels good, that makes you feel nice. Hi everybody, I'm back. It's so good to have you, Brea, it's so good to have you here. It's great to be the official black friend of the show, I love it. Wow, yikes. There's a strong endorsement. We have, I don't know, I've kind of been canceled, I kind of feel like we got canceled. Not only do we know a black woman, we bring her on the show every year. Well, I mean, it's the most prestigious episode of the year. So like, yeah, it's special. Yeah, I love coming on here, talking white shenanigans with y'all, it's pretty great. So glad, so glad you're, I mean, to be fair, I would not want the guest on this episode to be a white dude, but I never want the guest on any episode to be a white dude. Like, answers like we have a guest and I'm like, yay, hoo, and then it's a white dude and I'm like, ooh, why man, it's actually pretty rare for me to just put another white dude as the guest on the show. You know, we have a lot of, I mean, you know, it could be, we could have, what am I doing? It's so good to be here. Anything you say just makes this worse. Yeah. Yeah. Dr. Uma would be so proud of me for causing that confusion just now. This is twice, this is twice, you're hot with the, with the licks, but roasting us and you know what? That's awesome. That's your right. I wouldn't have it any other way. Before we started recording, you know, how can we start a show without roasting Andrew Hillary? Really? Yeah. We're roasting him off air. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The roasting started before the show started. This is the second time that Brea has just by existing roasting Andrew Hillary. She has her hair in a, in a, in protective twists. Don't tell the people. Really? Really? So she didn't want anybody to know. She didn't want anybody to know. Don't tell anybody. It's not a secret. You're too close to the sun. I don't need them to know about. This is a shameful look. No, it's not shameful. Either way. What's really shameful. Is it Andrew was trying. I don't need them to know about this. I don't need them to know about this. This is a shameful look. No, it's not shameful. Either way. What's really shameful. Is it Andrew was trying to compliment Brea and was like, I think it's nice. I really like your dreads and Brea was just like, no. To be fair, the, to be entirely fair, the Zoom videos call is very low definition. So I don't know what, I don't know what's, you know, maybe I love that you would not have helped. You hated and fumbled because you were trying to not say the wrong thing and still just got hit with the flat no. That's fine. You know, we should have accumulated the top five times. We canceled Andrew Hill is. That would have been a long list, which canceled rap 2024, which by definition of it only being five things, I guess it wouldn't have been a long list. But you know, we're, we're not doing math here. We're having fun. Listen, we've all been canceled recently. Kennedy canceled me last week because I was being a bad landlord to my husband. So, you know, we're out here getting canceled because I was talking about how I, he stomped around the house and his big ass boots and he like kicked the like wood molding on our 100 year old staircase and fucked it up. And Kennedy was like, Oh yeah, and I don't want to wear shoes in the house anymore. And Kennedy was like, yeah. Something like putting people, personal property over someone's bodily autonomy. And I was just like, fuck man, I said that knowing it would get in your head. And you've now been clearly obsessing over it for two weeks. Like that was like, that was one of my best roasts of the year, clearly ruminators. You cannot give me anything to ruminate on. We yearn for the rumination folks. We've got, we've got, oh my gosh, we've got so many awards to give out. And we are going to get into that briefly here. I just want to take a quick moment before we begin to remind everybody that we have a Patreon is patreon.com/worstweekget. We put up bonus episodes every once in a while, you know, on our own schedule. We put up an episode last week about the movie Gremlins is real fun, the biopic about me. And this week, we are putting up an additional, we are putting up two episodes back to back weeks. This has never been done before, except earlier before we stopped giving as much of a fuck. We are doing our top five lists of the year. We've got top five shows. We got top five movies. We got top five books. We got top five people to talk shit on. It's going to be a real fun time. So head on over to patreon.com/worstweekget and if you give $10 a month, we say your names. So just a big old thank you, the real winners of the 2024 worsties, AJ for Baltimore Nate Spud, Chauncey Onders, Pablo Hummus, Childless Catdad, Old Hub, Goblin Goblin Mode, Andrea Humfry, you fuck like my dad, the man in the West Optimus crime, Zap actions down her Nandy Angelus, Brand Dracula 206, why not, I pay more for only fans, Josh Troopin, terminally online leftist, it dicks mega force base and CIA brain bugs patreon.com/worstweekget. He's about to be done again, people, Jesus Christ. We couldn't have done it without you folks. We couldn't have done it without you. And by couldn't have done it without you, I mean, if you all stopped caring, I would immediately stop doing this podcast. And if even you fuck like my dad, you would stop. Yes, if you fuck like my dad left me behind, I wouldn't be able to go on. What are you talking about? I think if you're dad, like I have questions, I want to know who the daddy, like, and is there a missus, you fuck like my dad, like, I have curious, you know, women in male fields, moms who fuck like my dad. That's going to be my next porn on search. Wow, this mom totally fucks like my dad. I just hasn't already taken dies in the middle of it. Oh my gosh. Comes in five minutes and leaves the room. Damn. Y'all daddy's need to work out. He keeps her socks on. I actually don't know, you know what, mom, this is not, I don't want any man. I don't want any supplemental information. I don't care. Yeah, the last time we talked too long about dad fucking Deanna's mom who listens to this show revealed facts to Deanna that would have been better and less unknown. Oh my God. Tell her to at me, um, as long as it's not my dad, I'm into hearing about the bucket. So did you say squirrel friends? Just making sure I liked it. I liked it. Just making sure. Don't let RuPaul hear that we will get soon. Don't worry. Nobody listens to this. To be fair, I feel like we were saying that way before like I, we've been saying that since way back because Andrew and I used to play a game where we tried to fit animal words into other words. And so like this goes way, way back. Yeah. This definitely goes back before drag race. It absolutely does, Deanna without a trial without him. I am going to, if that's the hill you want to die on in 2024, if that's the white hill that you're going to die, you're going to say that this old black drag queen stole from the white man, 40 years, her junior, then you go right on the fuck ahead. You will not see me carrying that weight with you for the finish line. To be fair. I don't think she stole it. I don't think she stole it. I don't think she knows anything about us. And if she did, there is nothing we have that she would want to take. If you don't know that, if you really don't know that anything about us, that says more about her than it does about us. Yeah. Totally has spies and kids for a beautiful, gorgeous drag queen, five down somewhere in the back of a very shitty dive bar where there's an open mic going, Oh, they're fucking eating and like white notes and then taking it back like mother probably does that's probably how Alaska Thunderfuck got on the show like I'm just saying, how do you think RuPaul ended up with a fracking empire without these kinds of dirty feelings and she loves the Confederacy. So who RuPaul, what I got, I don't know enough about RuPaul. This is it. You cannot keep a RuPaul like RuPaul in a Confederate flag if they're in the same room, it is going to be a bikini for one piece. I was thinking about Paul's body. I thought, no, she's done that too. She loves the Confederacy. I don't know what it is about Robert E. Lee that really gets that pussy going, but RuPaul loves a Confederate flag in fracking. Who among us, well, actually, I would probably all four of us actually. Yeah, not me. Yeah. Sorry, RuPaul. Got to, got to, got to disagree with you there. Okay, but we are safe because if somebody even like earnestly tried to show RuPaul this show, she'd be like, uh, uh, turn that off. No. She would do the drag race last that goes on right before commercial break. Yeah, it'd be over. It'd be over. So, so that, you know, so where RuPaul will never find out what we've said is all it. We are safe. All right. Let's get into this. 2024. Wow. Wow. What a year. A year that started off with racism and airplane disasters and ended with racism and airplane disasters. We made it through leave day. We made it through an election and yet another Chiefs Super Bowl win. 2024. I would argue may have been the worst year yet. If you had pulled a gun on me right now and said, who won the Super Bowl this year? I wouldn't have known, uh, I, I'm going to start doing that actually. I'm going to just pull again on who won the fucking Super Bowl. I just wanted you to know, I, I have never shot a gun in my life. They scare me. Yeah. I shot a gun once and I didn't like it and when I was done with it, I said, that made me feel like a fucking pussy and it gave it back strong and resilient and able to give birth. Yes, I did feel shooting a gun. I never felt more like I could give birth. I've shot a couple of guns. I feel like here's one of the other reasons that I've never shot a gun is because currently I feel like I'd be really good at it. And if I never tried, I could just hold on to that. Mm. I see. Delusional. Yeah. I love the false delusion that I'm really, I would be really good at something if I tried, but I'm too cool to try. That's like, that gets you pretty good. Yeah. It's, it's nice. It's nice. It was like, you know, we saw a lot of that during the Olympics of the things that I have shot. Fuck, there were Olympics this year. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess the things you've shot what of the things that I have shot? I've got, I'm pretty good with it. I mean, I've shot like a BB gun and a crossbow and I fucking nailed that shit. I thought you were going to say something about like shooting a load and I just, but I thought you were going to talk about shooting your shot. And I was like, how many times have you shot your shot this year? How many times were you successful to and to actually I did not. Yeah. I mean, like neither relationship went well, but yeah, I didn't really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So shot shooter, look, I, I don't even need to hold a gun. I got shot shooter. No. We got an active shot shooter in the building. I'm more of a shot caller than a shot shooter, you know, look, okay, as, as a white guy who doesn't have a lot of sex, I don't think I actually should be calling myself any kind of shooter. Just to like, yeah, you're close to the school shooter than anything else, honestly, I can't, I will not, I will not sex chain, just because this year I had sex twice, and they were not near each other. Oh, no, but it was very far apart. Look, the boots got knocked and that makes that counts for something. I wouldn't say boots were not. I would say a bush was ruffled. A bush was whacked. I am listening. Okay. We have to change this subject, or I'm going to start biting this microphone. I hate being in the room with you while you record the show. I'm in danger the whole time. You need like a bottle of Windex or something. You are not in danger. He says that I had dreads. You are totally fine. He's going to hit me with that dry ass pillowcase and make me bleed from the face. Listeners, our pillowcase is supposed to be wet. Not wet. Stop crying. Dry then. No, I don't know. This is not a wet, dry pillowcase type of thing. I don't know what kind of people you're listening to that are listening to, don't have a wet pillowcase. That's some sick shit, but you should if you're going to sleep with somebody and you're and you want them to spend the night at your house, if you have a pillowcase, perhaps maybe just one spare satin pillowcase. Yeah. It would be helpful. Yeah. All I'm saying is a soft, a slick, a slippery pillowcase. Something that does it, it's not too porous. Your hair is not going to get snagged on it. It's not going to steal all the moisture out and then when you touch something metal, you're going to fucking shock yourself and then the frizz gets even worse and now you look crazy and you're at this man's house and you don't have anything to fix. It he's trying to fuck you and you're like, Hey, bro, can you see? And they don't care, they don't care. We really don't. I know you don't. And they want to fuck you in the mirror and you look like Albert Einstein, just start shouting out, like equals and see squudges. You're trying to come and you're just yelling the Pythagorean theorem. A square plus B square equals C, we cannot do this right now. My goodness. Wow. Wow. Anyways, it's not supposed to be wet, but like cake. Cake isn't wet, but cake can be dry. Cake is sometimes wet. Okay. But cake is cake is moist for sure. And again, dry cake and moist cake is the spectrum there. Dry pillowcase and moist pillowcase is not the spectrum there. We are. Why are we using moist pillowcase? Why are we dry pillowcase term that should not get used rough? It's rough. It's acceptable. I understand. When you say dry, I don't know what the fuck you want. But a pillowcase and a glass of water is like, stop it. Can you imagine if you tune into the Oscars and for the first 20 minutes, the hosts just argued about whether or not something, like what words mean, like it would be a lot like watching a congressional hearing. Yeah, this is we are the exactly the midpoint between the Oscars and a congressional hearing. That's what the worsties is. Yes. The 2024 worsties. Let's let's get into these awards because we've got a lot of trophies to hang out. Yeah. Dryous pillowcase. It's true. Hillary. For now, it's by Larry. What do you do it? You better chill the fuck out. Yeah, you know what, when you wake up on a hard, rough, dry ass pillowcase, it's one of those fucking face tonight. Yeah. Yeah. You get fucked on a showcase like that. You will break your fucking face tonight. Is that Luke? Yes. Uh huh. The whites are at it again. So come and get it. All right. Let's get into these goddamn awards. We've got so many. We've got I went out and bought 50 gold trophies. They're solid gold. Do you understand how much money I put into this? Yeah. We have to. So listeners and co-hosts for the first few categories here. This was really just an excuse to talk about people and things from this year. So I don't have nominees and all that. We're just going to give out the awards. And this is entirely of my own decision, my own judgment. So we're going to just get into it. I want to start off with the award, the 2024 award for saddest desperate dork of the year. And I would like to give that to Marianne Williamson, who suspended and unsuspended her presidential run three times this year. Not a cool book. Not too much of my girl. Okay. She's so nutty. And like, here's the thing. Nah. Nah. I think she might be a decent person. I think she might be like maybe a decent person, but like she's fucked as a politician. Like, she's just. Who is not fucked as a politician? Like this is, look, I'm not trying to be like a Marianne Williamson, like, stand. This is not a stand account. However, you know, my bitch should be spitting sometimes and like, I'm not going to, maybe, maybe I should go to the doctor and talk to somebody because sometimes she'd be saying some shit. Like, you know what? We're right here, bitch. I hear you. Walked in. We're locked the fuck in like her chakras are open that third eye is winking at me and it's saying some shit that's got me and don't get me wrong. I would never want her to be in charge of anything like I wouldn't put her in charge of the Bobby pins and the bottom door of my nightstand. But like. She's. I like her. I like her in 2020 when she said that dark psychic forces were going to consume America. She was not right. She was cooking. She was cooking. We got to give her that. She was cooking. I was a writer die in 2020 for her this time around. She was not cooking as just the fact she kept reopening her campaign was just so fucking funny. Like she wasn't even right or die for herself this year. She was like, maybe I'm in my clothes makes you pickle. Yeah, she would have a hot flash and be like, open this campaign back. Up. I got something to say, she's not a libertarian. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. So not too much of my girl who else who else is not made it for this here's the thing. Nobody before we started recording, Andrew was like the first few. I'm just going to give out the awards and I was like, you know, and this was before I even knew you were here, but I was like, you know that Kennedy and I are going to argue with you about every goddamn thing you say. And you know what? I am glad you weren't here to carry the RuPaul burden, but you weren't here to carry this burden. So status desperate, Dork, obviously, obviously Elon Musk could also run away with that award, but he is nominated in several other categories. That's who I was thinking of saddest, most desperate Dork, especially after he used like that dummy account to be pretend he wasn't himself in a space and then let himself be revealed. And then just yeah, he's doing so much embarrassing shit. Yeah, I think the dummy account thing that does give him kind of a last minute. So desperate. I just feel like you guys are forgetting a very obvious Dork. Who? Drake. Oh, yeah, that man's got fully obliterated this year. I'm actually going to rescind the award for Marianne Williamson. This is unprecedented in the 911 years of the worsty awards. This has never happened. I am going to take this trophy out of Marianne Williamson's hands and slow in a drink. Yeah. Be drinking with it. Yes. Totally was the hands down the biggest Dork in the year, like across socioeconomic lines, across country lines, across racial lines. Do you know how many white men played they not like us for me this summer? Do you know how many times I was in the car with a white man and he was like, I'm going to play you every single Kendrick verse and chronological order like each diss song and the Drake songs as replies. And you know how many white men I heard say a minor this year like I'm going to get me off of sex. I'm going to guess that it is by far too many. I know that's an exact number. Did something that Kendrick Lamar did something that many have tried, but all have failed at, which is get white dudes to think being a pedophile is bad. Yeah, and also mansplaining rap music to their black girls that they want to date. And it is exhausting, but it was just nice to see the people come together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Drake is the biggest Dork that that I was actually didn't drink myself didn't drink put something into like one of the back and forth songs where he was like, ha, I made that story up about me having a second part of the second kid. I planted that evidence for you to find like I've had old. The old soldiers infiltrating you this entire time and we are very next move. And I knew that you would say that. And that's why I did this and your son who at least I have a son, you know, your son might not even be your son, you know, and then I wrap in that picture of that. Olympic who's to say it was miles and fix. What if it was my dad's Olympic and it was like you should he's already dead lay down just lay down, don't get up until 2025, like imagine that you have the same self care regimen as Kim Kardashian, which is just a BBL and it was epic Drake be so serious right now. Yeah. It made him cut his hair off like he didn't deserve that. All right. He didn't deserve to have their also like if anyone could have just weathered a storm like this, if he had just not been reactive, it would have been Drake whose whole brand is just like I'm a depressed, unlikable guy. Like that's what all of his music is about anyway. We can fuck though. Like that's Drake's whole thing. Yeah. You need a real hater though. Like when you meet a real hater like this year, I feel like this year was great because like it taught people to hate again, like make America hate again real hate, hate, hate, and you'll have to hate somebody for real like hate them for like their being like not. Oh, I don't like you because of color is getting like no, I hate the way if you're dressed. I hate the way to talk. You can like listen all these things like I hate you as a person. You should not exist. I feel bad for your children. This man wrote an apology to his parents and his children about Drake being a person in their lives. It was one of the most existential rap beefs ever. It really was Kendrick did take it to another level. Yeah. Marianne, you lucked out Drake is a satisfactory dork of the year something more existential than you happen this year, Marianne. So let's move on to our next category. Now this there are probably a bunch of different things that I could have put into this, but I didn't feel like looking through dozens of stories. So I wanted to give out an award for the dumbest thing that happened in AI this year. And like I said, there's there could be hundreds of entries, but I remember one that really, really, in my opinion, took the cake. And that is that this summer, there was a Miss AI beauty pageant where several different people designed AI women and then had them compete in a beauty pageant. And that alone would be pretty dumb. But the thing that put this over the top that made it the undisputed dumbest AI story of the year, is that there were four judges and two of the judges were also AI women. What is the point? What is the point even imagine coming down as like one of the miss AI, like pageant members, and you just like, Oh no, I don't know if like my second set of titties is better than my first set of titty. Like should I have put something on my third neck? I only have four fingers. You know, the judge is going to judge me harshly. Everyone deserves to be judged by a jury of their peers. And so I think it tracks that that the AI was judged by AI. I can understand that. You know what? I'm not going to disagree with that. Thank you. I would. I don't disagree with it, but I think it is very stupid. Oh yeah. Dumb as hell. I mean, yeah, but this is just like Roblox when they do fucking like that that game that they have. What's it called? You know, like you they dress up. I don't know what Roblox is. There's some fucking game. It's like best dressed or some shit like that. And I'm like obsessed with watching people play it on Roblox, but it's stupid as shit. There's a theme. It's like ballroom. Oh yeah. You have to get dressed so fast and like, and then like the like the person who's back on theme like they like like they place on the podium and shit like that is not, but you're being judged by other Roblox, you know, it's not like somebody's mom or some shit like not some random ass do like, yeah, no, if I was going to be an AI pageant girl, I would love for nobody but an AI person who understands my, you know, digital struggles and where I'm coming from to judge me. Hmm. That's a fair point. I just want to say though, imagine the vibes that would come off one of these guys that designed like this guy would have like like like noxious like palpable bad vibes. A hundred percent. And just like the guy that's like, I designed a woman for the beauty patch, like that's on his resume or whatever, dude, what come join every room, get your life together. All right. I'm not claiming to be a perfect person with perfect beliefs or takes or ideas or things of that nature, but I am saying that I have my life, a thousand percent more together than a guy that's designing an AI beauty lady like fucking hell. I just want to say that the winner of, of Miss AI was actually, um, her name was Kenza Laley and I am surprised, almost pleasantly surprised that, uh, that, that Miss AI was they selected a woman of color wearing a hijab. Wow. Huh. And Laley, yeah, she's Moroccan and she's, I mean, she's not real. She's Moroccan, she's Moroccan inspired. She's Moroccan around the Christmas tree. Um, oh my goodness, wrong button, um, yeah, that worked pretty good though, a Moroccan lifestyle influencer who hopes to bring diversity and inclusivity to the AI creative landscape, with nearly 200,000 Instagram followers and a further 45,000 on her TikTok, Laley is entirely AI generated. What? Imagine, imagine you're not a lifestyle influencer, but a lifestyle influency. Imagine having your lifestyle influenced by something that's not alive. Imagine your lifestyle, this bitch is like, this is what I wear for a day out to nowhere. Remember here when we were like, don't, don't sleep on a wet pillow. The AI lifestyle influencer be like, there's some advantages to sleeping on the way. Here's how it benefits to sleeping with a wet pillow every night. When I go to bed in sims town, I always make sure to keep a wet pillow by my. But not for drinking in her speech, in her speech, she said, winning miss AI motivates me even more to continue my work in advancing AI technology. AI isn't just a tool. It's a transformative force that can disrupt industries, challenge norms and create opportunities where none existed before. As we move forward, I am committed to promoting diversity and inclusivity within the field, ensuring that everyone has a seat at the table of technological progress. You don't need a seat. You don't have a butt. You don't have a thing though. I hate stuff like this because I personally believe that people who create AI, human beings have not mastered being good human parents to human children. And they have said, we have fucked this up. We're not going to worry about being better parents to human children. We're going to make fake shit and then we're going to make it sentient and I keep seeing all these things about sentient AI's and how they have conversations and how there are some sentient AI's that are trying to hide their sentience so they don't get shut down and shit. And so when I see them typing shit like this, I'm just like, this is such a slippery fucking slope and it's terrifying and I don't want to see how far this goes. And I hate to sound like a caveman. I would beat it with hammers type shit. But like, I don't know, it was given campy at first. It's freaking me out. This is bitch have a whole speech. I will say, not to, not to like say there's nothing to worry about, but with a lot of like large language models like that, like there is absolutely positively no sentience in there. What is happening is that people who create these things are like inclined to believe that the thing they've created is like more capable than it actually is. And at the same time, they are trained on all different kinds of stuff, which includes sci fi movie scripts that they that the AI has read. So like they are just mimicking things from AI, like movies about a eyes that gain sentience. Like there, the technology is nowhere near sentience whatsoever. It is just like really good at like it is both good at like really good at nothing. It's good at like kind of knowing what you like saying what you want to hear. And the people that created want to hear that the thing they've created is way cooler than it actually is. So it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's scary. It's not. No, it's dumb. Dr. Kerry McEnerney from the Leverhulm Center for the future of intelligence at Cambridge said that these tools are made to replicate and scale up existing patterns in the world. They're not made to challenge them, even if they're sold as tools that enhance creativity. So when it comes to beauty norms, they're capturing the existing beauty norms we have, which are actively sexist, actively fat phobic, actively colorist. And then they're compiling and reiterating and exacerbating them. That's a lot of words. She said a lot. And AI could never. AI could never. You know, let's see AI recreate this. You thought we dispute all your categories, but actually I'm giving you this one. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to let you have it. My runner-ups. You're next one on principle, though. I don't think you're going to be able to. I don't think you're going to be able to, but okay. My runner-up for stupidest AI moment of the year is when Elon Musk revealed those AI bartenders that were actually just people pantomiming bartending while the robot mirrored their behavior. Yeah. Yeah. That's a runner-up. Oh, yeah. That's fair. I'll give it that. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. The worst of the for the 2024 worsties is biggest whiff of the year. Now there's a lot of people that, you know, shot their shot and fell on their face and, you know, just completely missed the target this year, but I think that there's one person who shot their shot and missed their target way harder than anybody else this year. Oh, no. And that's the kid that tried to shoot Donald Trump. Oh, thank God. I thought you were going in another direction with that one. I don't know how you could argue with me on this one. I can argue with you on this one, but I'm going to let you finish. You have the, you picked the three most arguingist people to then be like, I don't know how you could argue like, bitch, I'll argue with a wall that didn't even say anything. Like I'll argue. You just saw argue. Like literally, like. Literally. Yeah. It's funny. Oh, come on. Like literally. She's, she's in some other categories, but you know, this she, she, I'm just saying this fucking kid, he walked into this place, like just carrying a gun. So many people saw him and he just casually walked past them, got up onto the roof, had all the time in the world lined the shot up so well that he hit Donald Trump's ear and missed on something that like, I'm not sitting here saying, oh, Donald Trump should have been killed. Not that I disagree with it, but I'm not going to say that onto a podcast. However, that one single act could have like changed not just the year or the election, but like the next generation of this country, we could have had our next shot heard around the world and this kid got up there, went through all this and just fucking missed by an inch. It's insane. He's a kid. What do you want from him? He's the only person I would describe this political cycle as a little too far to the left. Wow. Yeah. Wow, that's all I got. I just just eaten those hot fries ruminating on that one. Kennedy is snorting hot fry dust. They're not just eating it. Hot fry dust, which is, you know, it's a performance enhancing drug for podcasting. Yes, and we do not drug test here. No wait, we do. Don't ask me why I keep taking piss then. Okay. So is that why you tell me not to flush when I go to the bathroom? No, yes. What? Yes. Where am I right now? Luckily, you're 24 Worcesters. Luckily, you're safe at home. I'm here in the danger zone. Oh my God. The splash zone, yes, no, no, not the splash zone. It's happening, folks. All right. Our next category. I only have one nominee. If you didn't have any other ideas, I'd be willing to hear them out, but I do think this is the best maybe that has ever happened, but definitely this year, in my opinion. So the worst D for 2024 fake news of the year was JD Vance fucked a couch. I can't in the, there's been so many fake stories in, in the last, especially in like the last 10 years or so that are just like everybody, you know, like you hear them and they kind of, you hear like whatever they fizzle out and everybody knows this bullshit blah, blah, blah. This one caught on so well. And it was again, this was just one fucking guy tweeted some like very elaborate, but just shit post about like the be included, the page number of his book, like, and it caught on so fucking hard, like it was like an incredible, it was a work of art in the art of fake news. And I don't know how we could give that award to anybody else. So fun fact, this, this was a person who tweeted this. I could have very easily gone and found out that guy's name and given the award to him directly. Well done. Well done. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Does anybody have a challenger for best fake news, best fake news story of the year? I feel like it wasn't. It's not necessarily fake news, but I feel like the feel good story of the year was when we had the Timothy Chalamet look of like competition that was originally like I thought it was a joke. I feel like people thought it was a gag and then it became like a real legitimate thing. Did he show up? Yeah, the actual. That's awesome. The Chalamet did show up and then it became like, Oh, well, now we're going to do a Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition and so now like everybody in all these respective places are doing different lookalike competitions. And I would just like to say that on my birthday, February 23rd, 2025, I will be hosting a shamar more lookalike competition at my house in my bedroom DM me for details. The winner gets a $20 gift card to my job if they're still in business. And then a second secret thing that does not require dreads. Criminal vines is not a good show, but I do just keep watching it for Shamar more. I don't even know what the fuck that show is. I just watched the clips on Twitter because he just looks so good. He does. He does. He does just have a smolder. He has a smoldering look. The show is copaganda. It's about FBI profilers and I'm there. I am watching it like yes, Shamar, get him. I was going to say kill him all Shamar. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I don't know the specific story that will be better than either of these, but I just want to say I really enjoyed how this year Mr. Beast has had to weather people just making up crazies like the the public tie. The tired public opinion has turned against him and now people just make up crazy shit about him and just post like, Oh, you know, Mr. Beast was caught. You know, with a bunch of 12 year olds imported from Malaysia in his chocolate factory or whatever, you know, and then spread around. Are you talking about beef and let's say we need to walk up and then, well, he does make chocolate. Mr. Beast invites five children to its factory. It's like people just post some shit like that and then it gets spread around and he's had to like address multiple fake things about him because he's also in real controversy all the time. Yeah. So it's impossible to tell the difference right now. So he's had to address multiple fake stories about him this year. And I think that's lovely. Um, but is it true that if you find mold in the festivals, you get to go on for Mr. Beast? You get to do squid games. Um, okay. So he has that show, it is, as anybody besides me seen the show, I haven't watched it. I've seen it exists, not squid game show, Mr. Beast show, beast games is what it's called. It's so bad. It makes me want to kill myself every time I watch it. But to be fair, I also wanted to kill myself before I started watching it. Yeah. That, that being, that being a metric is really hard for me to understand anything about the goodness or badness of the show. Well, you've got me thinking now though, I feel like there's, I've heard so many Mr. Beast stories this year actually after not giving a fuck about who this guy was this whole year. I've just been like hearing scandals and shit like him being like, apparently during the pandemic, he was doing all this shit where he was like, stay in a grocery store for eight weeks or some shit like that and win like a hundred thousand dollars and like all that shit was rigged. And these were all just people that he knew. I'm a spoiler for the bonus episode. I will be discussing the Mr. Beast show because I don't, I don't have five top shows. I just have five shows period like I'm going to talk about the only five shows I watched this year. Hell yeah. Oh my goodness. I didn't even know this was a thing. It's on Amazon Prime and it sucks but why are you watching it? I really. It's a hate watch. I will say this about Mr. Beast's things that he does is that I have seen, I don't like seek out his stuff but I have like a few times in like the last year or two, like a video popped up and I was like in bed. It's four in the morning and like should be not looking at my phone but I am. So here we are. And I've been like, okay, I'll watch this like 10 minute video about, I don't know, people who had to stay inside of a square and whoever stayed the longest one or whatever. And like, there's nothing good or redeeming about it. But it is this like, it is this like base level like activates something in your brain where like if you start watching it, you kind of have like can't stop almost, I don't know. But we have so many things to discuss and Mr. Beast isn't one of them. So fuck that guy. We're moving on sucks. Our next story is our next award is the 2024 funniest tragedy of the year. This is an award we give out to something that is objectively so sad, but unfortunately also so funny. And I don't think, you know, again, I'm willing to hear if I'm wrong on anything. But if I've left anything out, but I think this award is easily going to the two firefighters who died after falling into a tank of manure specifically because I can't forget them. Their names were Tyler memory and Nathan duty. This is tragic. People lost their loved ones. Firefighters are good. They're not cops. Firefighters are good. But they've they died in fucking manure tank. And one of the guys names was duty and the other one was memory like couple live on in our memory. This is the memory. It's 9/11. It is this in 9/11 that I will never forget. I want to forget this. That's not terrible. I don't know why I did kind of forget about this. So you brought it up though actually as soon as you started to say the category, I was like, it's going to be this story. Thank you, Kennedy. I hadn't thought about it since then, but it popped into my mind. So clearly, as soon as you started mentioning it, I was like, Oh, it's these guys who fucking fell in the poop tank. I forgot they were firefighters. I just remember the tank. So I have a different one, but I don't think it matters to anybody but me. Well, tell us. Yeah, tell us. Okay. Y'all may have to put this. This is a story you may have to say for the Patreon because this is like very personal. So my funniest tragedy of 2024 was I had gotten sick for like a few weeks ago. And I knew I was sick because I was throwing up, then I was to go lay down and I completely sharded the bed and I had to wash my sheets. It was so terrible. It was four in the morning. I had a leaky butthole and I had to run to the basement to like wash these sheets because I didn't want it to like seep into my mattress. And so I washed the sheets, I cleaned my room, completely washed everything. Everything was clean. And then went back to bed like a few days later, re-sharded. No, no, I'm so worried that's what you're trying to say. And so now I'm like, I'm afraid to put the clean sheets back on my bed because I don't want history to repeat itself a third time. That is painful. And honestly, I feel like if Nathan duty were still alive, he would agree that that is the funniest tragedy of the year. But he's dead. So. Oh my God. Can we give a, I'm sure we're going to mention this again so we can just say it and then move on. But can we give just an honorable mention to Brian Thompson? RIP. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Um, I wouldn't even call it a tragedy, but you know what? I would say dishonor, dishonorable mention. Tragedy is funny. I don't know. Um, let's move on to our next award, the 2024 dumbest ass of the year. And this was a story. I don't even know, I think we did cover this on the podcast, but I was obsessed with this story for a couple of weeks. So if you remember, there was a writer for the cut magazine who was like their leading economy writer, like economist writer, and she did this like multiple fucking page story about how she got scammed over the phone and like this scam escalated so much that she eventually ended up putting $50,000 into a shoe box and handing it through the window to a car that drove up to her house. Yes, I do remember this. Like there are a lot of dumb fucks that happened in 2024. This was like this, like this story was every, every new detail was like, how did you not realize you were getting scammed? Also you are an economy writer. How do people at the cut are making $50,000 to say, I never even seen $50,000. You know how many years of my life I've worked and I haven't even busted past $25,000. This bitch had $50,000 just to put in a shoe box, and she had a home that was not entirely insignificant to her, which is why she was so upset afterwards. I mean, she's like, I don't know any black person who would just give a stranger $50,000 in a shoe box. Eddie, you have to be living in crazy land. I've been scammed a couple of times in my life, especially when I was younger in particular it happened, just a couple, not a ton, but just like, you know, there were a couple of times where like, you know, I thought I was going to get some weed, didn't happen hundred bucks gone or what. You know what I mean? Like some shit like that. Yeah. I would never in my life put $50,000 in a shoe box. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, no, I got scammed. I've gotten scammed by and weed like a couple of times here and there, but like, you know, it's just kind of an unfortunate part of buying drugs is that every once in a while you're going to get fucked. I've gotten scammed digitally once and it was this like, hot girl with a bunch of tattoos started and like allegedly started and only fans and was posting on her story about it and I was like, hell yeah. And I clicked the link and I put in my credit card number and it was like, I'm sorry, we can't, we, your credit card didn't work. Use a different one. I put in a second credit card number and then that one didn't work and it asked me for a third one. And I was like, wait a second. And then I realized that this girl had been hacked. And I just gave two credit cards to whoever this company or this scam was. Damn. You know what? I would do it all again. That made me sad. Oh, that made, oh, were you the dumbest ass? No, this is like last year, this was last year. Yeah. Before I was like, credit cards, that's a lot of credit cards. I didn't get the third one. I didn't give the third one. The after it got to the third one is whenever I realized like, Oh, wait a second. I just want to let everybody know who's listening. If you would like the sound of my voice, my only fans is not hacked. So if you put your credit card into paper, my only fans, you will just see us. Oh, yeah. Um, you know, I don't endorse a lot of things on this show, but I will endorse that. Okay. Anyways, Kennedy, you have an award to give out this was again, in the 911 years of the worsty awards, this is an unprecedented move is that we've had a late entry to be given an award. This is the 2024 gun of the year. That's right. I have thought about this story more than any other news story this year, to be honest. Okay. And I'm referring of course to when a loaded handgun fired off multiple rounds inside a Virginia home after someone carelessly stored the firearm in the homes oven, gun stories, kill people ovens, do my favorite gun stories, because no one was seriously injured. So you can just laugh at it without feeling bad, like, Oh, no, like, like, like grandpa didn't die or something, you know, like, like, uh, but it's also just, it's just such a like a, uh, uh, uh, what the fuck America kind of, yeah, kind of thing, you know, just like, uh, uh, who'll be putting their gun in the oven? First of all, yeah, don't do that. Let's start this. Also, one of my favorite, uh, maybe my favorite episode title of the worst we get this year was somebody's got a gun in the oven. I just, I also, I love the pictures from this story. If, if listeners, if you didn't at the time go look this story up, look this story up. The picture of the gun fused to the oven rack. Oh my gosh. Uh, uh, uh, also the picture of the oven just exploded, the glass, the glass front of the oven is just exploded. Uh, it all, it tells a harrowing story. And, uh, yeah, I just think, I just think it's a, it's a story that deserves a second look. Uh, and so that's why it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the gun of the year for me. Hell yeah, congratulations, uh, Virginia house, Virginia oven gun. Um, okay. Virginia has a lot of gun stuff going on this year. Oh yeah. I just saw this girl on Christmas Eve, apparently she's in Virginia and she beat the shit out of this woman in her apartment, uh, and then pulled the gun out on her and then made her jump through the back window and go over the balcony because she wouldn't let her through the front door after locking her in the house and beating the shit out of her. It's pretty crazy story. Well, damn. Wow. To be fair, that lady kind of deserved it because like, listen, so what I've realized from the story was this woman had a neighbor that lived upstairs and sometimes the neighbor would make noise. And she was like, if we ever make any noise, just tap the ceiling. So she tapped the ceiling. It was Christmas Eve because she was a rapper presence for her son and her son was asleep. She tapped the ceiling and then somebody came downstairs that was not her neighbor. Apparently the neighbor upstairs had moved and these were new neighbors and this bitch came down there talking about some don't tap on the ceiling and like wouldn't leave this lady's house and she was like, make it ask her to leave and she's like, I'm not going to fucking leave and blah, blah, blah and they get into a fight. And the woman who was confronted, pulled this lady into her apartment and like proceeds to beat the shit out of her. And then the lady was like, not trying to leave. And then she pulled a gun out on her and then you hear the lady screaming like, I'm going, and then she like made her go through the back and she was like, yes, she made her go to the back window and drove over the balcony. And then apparently that lady that came downstairs to confront her didn't even live in the apartment. She was just some crazy bitch who got beat up and had a gun pulled on her. Just some crazy bitch. Who among us? All right, our last category that I don't have like nominees for us to choose from is the 2024 Icarus of the Year. This is an award that we give out every year to the one singular person who flew too closest to the sun that believed in themselves when nobody else did and they shouldn't have. And I think there is no more fitting nominee slash winner for the 2024 Icarus of the Year than friend of the show Joseph Robinette Biden. This motherfucker entered the year knowing his internal polling had him losing 40 states to Donald Trump and he just held on. He was like, no, no, no, no, no, we're not going to do a primary. I can beat this guy, okay, Jack. This motherfucker. He was he do you remember there was an interview from like the period between him doing that awful debate performance and him dropping out where he was like, I would only consider dropping out if God told me directly to like, I do remember that the way that he was talking in that in between period was so fucking crazy. Like it was it was over the moment Trump was like in that debate, he's like, I don't know what he just said. And I don't think he does either. It was over. That was it. Pack it up right. You don't even finish the debate. Just go home, Joe. Just go home, Joe. And like, yeah, that extra month maybe wouldn't have made any real difference, but like the fact that he was still trying to be like, no, no, no, no, I got this. Do you remember I remember this was also in 2024 in January was whenever they came out with the the Joe Biden documents case where like somebody looked into him having documents he wasn't supposed to have in the prosecutor in that or the investigator or whatever his conclusion. He came out and said he's like, I don't know if he like really necessarily broke a law, but I do know that like any jury would just see like an old confused man and take pity on him. Do you remember how the first of all, how Joe Biden reacted, he gave that press conference where he went out and he's like, look, I'm I know, and I'm I'm sharp as tech. And then like people were like saying like he's not he just has a stutter. He's he's fine. We knew he was too old in 2020. And this motherfucker just held on forever. It is it is wild. I think Icarus of the year is Joe Biden. I don't know. There's an honorable mention at the very least, if not a contender, though, a name, a man by the name of Francis Ford Coppola. Oh, damn, oh, yeah, in the grand scheme of things, you know, I do agree the presidency very important and all that, but Francis Ford Coppola has been dreaming of making this movie for like 30 years, he's been quote unquote working on it for 30 years or whatever. And it, Megalopolis is like the most incredible cinematic disaster of our lifetime, I think. It's like it's like the sort of movie that doesn't even get made anymore, you know, because everything has to pass like 700 rounds of AI green lighting and you know, executive bullshit now. And like, you know, Francis Ford Coppola just got to make his passion project with no reins on it. And it turns out this guy's a fucking idiot and a great wine though, but you know, even that though, he sold part of his winery to finance this movie because it's so expensive. Oh, no, he should have kept the wine. The movie was so bad. Yeah, I know. Right. I didn't see the movie and I haven't had the wine. I have divested from Francis Ford Coppola. Oh, shit. I think you should get a bottle and a couple of wine and watch Megalopolis. You'll be like, you'd be like, damn, this movie sucks with his wine. Pretty. All right. Honestly, I will say I have one that is different from you all's and it's been on my mind since I saw it and it upsets me every time I think about it. And I want nothing but the worst for these people. I think the Carter family blew too close to the sun this summer because while I think age is beautiful and I think it is great to respect your elders. I think that they, they had too much confidence in the fact that Jimmy Carter was alive and they were like, let's put this on television. And it was the worst possible thing that they ever could have done. It was the saddest, thickest shit I ever saw in my entire life. And they rolled him out on that cart and all those blankets in the middle of July because he's just bones at this point. And he looks so petrified. He looked like that worm lady from SpongeBob. And he's just like the whole time there. I'm thinking. Like they have like the fireworks going and the whole time he's like doing closeups on his face. It's the coolest shit I ever saw in my whole fucking life. And I want the entire Carter family to go to prison. Hold on. Fucking jail. Hold on. Yep. What do you think I'm thinking? And you said the Carter family, I thought you meant J.C. and the other two. I thought I was so confused. When did you start talking about you? You were like age before be whatever you said about age. I was like, where are we going? I was going to talk about Beyonce on this podcast. No. I can't solve my career. To be fair, I thought you were going to talk about Sean Carter. I thought that you were going to leave Beyonce alone because she was one of the children pedophiled upon by the pedophile himself, Jay Z. I missed so many steps in this podcast. Wait. What do you mean? Wait. I didn't know you were going to talk to you about Jimmy Carter's family for elder abuse. Because I feel like they should have never put that man on television for us to see. I feel like you know how you have like tweets or like, wow, the CIA couldn't have tortured this out of me. If I was Jimmy Carter, I, and I had autonomy of my body, I would kill everyone in my family to show in me like that. The whites love to be like, look how old this motherfucker we have kept around is look at this most oldest of all right here. I like that. Deanna's holding her hand up really high and I'm just imagining Jimmy Carter being that small because he does. He is that small now. Have you seen him? If you piled up all his bones, they would fit in the palm of my hand. Jimmy Carter's actually only in his late fifties. He just looks like that because he slept on my pillowcase. Florida. Florida. No, I, I, I, crimes aged him. I can't believe. I mean, Andrew, you were right. We were thinking the same thing because when you said the Carter's, I really thought that we were about to talk about Diddy and Jay Z and the lube and the fucking the children. No, I thought we were about to talk about Aaron and Nick Carter. No, you didn't. That's a fucking lie. You know that's a lie, Kennedy. You never thought that nobody has thought about Aaron Carter in at least six weeks, uh, not y'all trying to put me in a box thinking I'm only talking about black shit. Oh, yeah. She's totally about to bring up Jay Z. I'm so ready. Open this can of worms. No, that is what I was doing. Fine. I'll admit. That's not what I was doing. I'm talking about that old ass Jimmy Carter and like, I really, whenever I see it, it like it's, you know, when you see a dog that's like about to die and like the family won't put it down. Yeah. That's how I feel about Jimmy Carter. And when they paraded him around, they're like, Oh, look, it's the president watching the fireworks on his birthday. I was like, his ass is not fucking watching. And we will be talking about Jimmy Carter later, uh, so we can circle back to this. But, um, yeah, we have, we have a few more awards to give out. Now for this, for these next few awards, I have some nominees. So I'm going to, you know, list them off that we can discuss and we can decide as a group who to give the award to, um, our first award is for the gas light of the year, the golden gas light, if you will, I have three nominees, uh, this is things that we were told that were so obviously not true. And yet these motherfuckers still tried to shove it down our throats as if they were talking about a reality that totally existed. So our nominees are number, uh, number one, working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Number two, Biden's not too old. He just has a stutter and number three, an underdog in this category, but I think it's still very offensive. Uh, there was a story this year where scientists claim that they figured out how to communicate with whales, and then whenever you looked into it, what they were doing was just playing whale sounds at whales and trying to guess what the whales were saying back, which like headline, we figured out how to talk to whales actual story. We played whale sounds and then we're like, I think he's saying hello, just like a man more nominee. Okay. I have another nominee as well, okay, uh, the economy. Oh, yeah, like inflation is down actually. People are doing really well. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody has a job. I'm sorry, but we have to give gas light of the year to my man's will stansel. Well, won't pencil won't pencil. I hope you're listening. I know you're a big fan of the show. I know at the very least you're a big fan of my posts because you quote tweet them regularly and try to dunk it and it never works. And, uh, uh, I just want you to know, man, uh, you couldn't be more wrong about everything. And, uh, I just think you deserve the gaslight of the year award. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That's what Kennez is talking about. Yeah. Hell yeah. So congratulations. We'll, we won't pencil or whatever the fuck, uh, you won the golden gaslight. Um, all right. So next. He was also a dark horse nominee for flu to, for the Icarus award for his terrible fucking attempt at running for politics this year, but we'll just move on from that. And also a saddest, desperate historic. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. He's, you know, an underdog in many categories. A big dog and quite a few. So, uh, let's move on to our next category. Uh, this is, let's say, um, let's go with biggest loser of 2024, uh, the nominees I've got are Joe Biden, uh, the American people and Kamala Harris. Um, I'm willing to hear any other nominees, biggest loser of the year. What do we think in folks? Oh, biggest loser of the year. Um, those are some pretty good ones, but I'm going to have to say the biggest loser of the year, uh, Oh, no, no, I can't say that. Oh, hold on. This is a very hard one. I feel like there's so many losers. Wait, wait. I'm sorry to interrupt everybody. Was the Elon the alleged or supposed Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg fight was that? Did that happen this year? Yeah. That was last year. Oh, okay. That was last year. Cause I was going to say it wasn't this year. I don't know because if, if that did happen this year, I think the biggest loser of the year is us that we didn't get to see that once again, the American people. I think that falls under the American people. Yeah. Yeah. Especially because Mark Zuckerberg was going to kill Elon Musk live on camera. Literally. Yes. That would have been so cool. Um, okay. That was 2023. We don't need to talk about it. That was, that was last year. Okay. Okay. September of last year. Um, yeah. So, uh, the American people, uh, oh, no, I guess what do you got? Melania Trump, like think about it. She does not want to still be with this man, but as long as he is in the public eye and in politics and is the president, she has to stay with this man. And she does not like being the first lady. She's, she hates it. She hates this family. Like you could tell if she hates her whole existence and all she wanted to do was just kind of like, you know, blow it away into oblivion. People would not talk about her all the time and she wouldn't have to always get up and put on that base that she like keeps next to the nightstand to be like a happy wife. I feel like she is like out of everybody that came out losing this year. I kind of feel like Melania is losing the most. I hate to differ because she put out that book about herself. Like she, if you don't want to be perceived, you do not put out a book about your life that is so shitty that people can't help but talk about it. She just wants people to know she's alive. So he doesn't fucking secret service her ass out of no, like out of nowhere, you know? I don't know. I just feel like. I always want to say we the American people though, we win for having Melania Trump back in the White House. Do you remember how she did that like Death Star Christmas like with like the red trees and shit? Yeah. I can't wait for Melania in a deep in a deeper malaise than the first presidency. Just coming in here and just decorating for the holidays, like she's going to have like a guy behead a turkey on television like she's going to like it's going to get dark. All right, it's going to get twisted with Melania's White House decorations. I'm here for it. It's going to have a Kim Kardashian asked Christmas. I can see it. Oh, yeah. Baby else knows epic for everyone. Um, yeah. So I don't know. Biggest loser of the year. I think I would say to give it to Kamala because like again, like, like anybody besides Joe Biden or Donald Trump was like had like a three to one advantage and she fucked that up. Like all anybody wanted was just not Trump or Biden. I mean, I just think I think she is that we as America like, I feel like this whole election and Kamala being in the place that she was really just put in our faces that everybody who thought they were like not very sexist or not very racist. They just kind of really showed their true colors because she's just as good or bad as any other person we've ever had run for president. It's just brown and a woman. I would say that I'm in no way is that not a factor, but like the strategy of she becomes the nominee and then she just tries to be more just as anti-immigrant as the right. She tries to be just as pro business. Like, you know, just really like people wanted a change and she went up and said the only difference between me and Joe Biden is Al have a Republican in my cabinet. Like she had an opportunity and again, people are very racist. I just wanted just like, I don't like a lot of her politics and like, I didn't fuck with a lot of the stuff that like she, I didn't fuck with a lot of anybody's politics actually who was running. But it was just like the things that I saw people saying it was never about her policies. It was all like, oh, she's all slut and like, to fuck this guy and oh, yeah, there was definitely a lot of that. Definitely a lot of that. So in showing me who people are, I would say once again, the loser there is the American people. Actually, the loser, wait a minute, maybe the biggest loser isn't Kamala. It's Liz Cheney. Oh, my God. How much did she get dragged out in front of people and then she lost for criticizing Trump and then she lost she or what about Trump's niece? Yeah, who went right or die against him. And now it's like, dude, that guy's the president now. Yeah. Okay. But like again, what about Tiffany Trump, because like, nobody cares about her. And even through this whole thing, Ivanka was not around and Tiffany was always there and nobody cared. Nobody cares about Tiffany. So what do we think? Do we have a consensus? What are we thinking? Biggest loser of the year? Uh, I guess the American people. Fair enough. All right. Just cause we got to keep it moving on here. Um, all right. Our next category, biggest fucking freak of the year. There is some stiff competition here. The nominees I've got are RFK Jr, Brian Johnson, AKA the guy who takes his kids blood and Elon Musk. Oh boy. I don't know. Biggest fucking freak of the year. I'd like to add Laura Loomer to that list. I'd like to add Shannon Sharp to that list. Didn't Shannon Sharp post a video of like audio of him fucking this year on Instagram love insane? Um, okay. So we've got five nominees. Kennedy. Did you want to add anybody to this list? I don't know. There's like, bile in my mouth. I have to be on the list. I don't think that these, I don't think that these should be the winner, but I would like to add as honorable mentions, uh, Jazelle Pelico's husband and, uh, did he? Okay. Fair enough. Um, giant fucking freaks. Yeah. So, uh, I still say that the top contenders would be RFK Jr, Brian Johnson and Elon Musk. I think, I don't know, Brian Johnson, he, he looks so fucking crazy and he takes his kids blood and puts it in his body and he said he's going to live forever. And it's like, I don't know. That could also maybe be it. Once he dies, he will, whatever year he dies and he will get the Icarus of the year award that year. Um, I, I'm thinking about him and makes me like, it fucks my spirit up. Uh, I'm going to say RFK cause like, I don't know, it's, he's like not a human. Like, I feel like there's really something wrong with RFK Jr. Like there was a couple months where like every week there was a news story that was the craziest thing I'd ever heard about somebody. And it was always just about something he did on like a Tuesday. Like, Braggs about the weirdest shit. Like I had old Jason and Bill Cosby at my house. Oh my god, those are the names, like, those are the names you chose in 2024 to break. That's, that was his answer whenever somebody was like, do you have any black friends? He was like talking to, he was like, what the fuck kind of fever dream is this? And this is after we found out he killed a, or like, what, which, okay, there was a dead animal, the bear that he found allegedly, but I think I think he killed that bear. I think he hit the bear with his car, like not intentionally killed, but yeah, he was like, yeah, I just found this dead bear. Yeah. No, one animal is an accident. Bumper in a single car accident. Yeah, can I just, can I just actually, I think Mike Johnson, speaker of the house deserves a little credit for freak of the year. This is the man who famously has an app on his phone to tell his wife if he ever looks at porn, not his wife, Kennedy, his son, well, his accountability son. Yeah, his son and him, it's a two way thing where their phones tell each other if they look at porn. They both jerk off every time they get the notification about the other. I cannot think of a single thing more horrifying than being notified every time my dad looks at porn honestly, I don't know, being notified every time you look at porn is probably more horrifying. You just get a general notification or is it like highly specific, like a link, like like your dad's watching a somebody stomp on a cake right now, you know, no, it's, you actually get a notification every time they enter, either they enter a new search result or they go through like next page of search results. So like you're just, your dad has been looking for a video to come to for 40 minutes. Like, Oh man, that's relatable. Yep. Okay, but there's a lot of factors like sometimes I want to start something and then I'm like, well, her extensions are sewn in all fucking well, I can't jerk off to this. I've got to go. There's too many incest related things on the internet, sexual webs for me. I'm not into it. And I'm just like, you know what? You all have it. It's been nice. I am going to go on Twitter like a good American. So yeah, we'll get a lot of a lot of honorable mentions there, but we'll give the biggest freak of 2024 worsty to our FK junior. Um, it's just making you rest in piss. Oh, there's no rest in for that wicked man. Unpasteurized raw piss. This piece of shit walks on airport, like in the airplanes barefoot, like walking through the plane with no shoes, no socks. That is a hate crime. He goes to the airplane bathroom in his bare feet. Yeah. That's disgusting. That's terrifying. I just love the picture of him eating the McDonald's with, uh, with Donald Trump and Elon Buskin. You can tell he's just hating it. That's that satisfaction. I just want to say. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so, uh, this is our next category is for the manmade disaster of the year. We got a couple nominees here. Um, first up, the Gaza aid to peer, uh, the Baltimore bridge collapse and Boeing stranding the astronauts on the space station. Lots of good nominees here. Do you guys have any other, um, disasters of the year, manmade see now my manmade disaster of the year would be Kamala Harris's campaign, that's my manmade disaster of the year. I like what you're, I'm picking up what you're putting down with that one. Okay. I like that. I like that. Thank you. Manmade disaster of the year. Hm. I'm going to give it to Baron Trump. He is a disaster that a manmade. Yes. Yes. Fair enough. He is a manmade disaster. Have you seen the fucking proportions on that guy? Jesus Christ. And normally I don't talk about children, but that's a freak. I think it's over 18 now. Right. Oh, okay. He's fucking Jesus Christ, those hands and arms with his happening, his head so small. They did something to him. Right. Because like you look at pictures when he was a little kid, he was like a totally normal looking little kid, then he gets stretched out like a stretched out boss, baby. Yeah. They put him on that rack from a medieval rack. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they just kept popping his spine every couple of months just. Yeah. Who's going to be drawing quarter, but they stopped it. They stopped after drawing. I know, but like legit, like his arms like one arm is six one, like he's got some crazy freakish, lurchy as proportions. Well, I agree that he is a fucked up. Looking person, but I don't want to give him a human being, an award for man made disaster of the year. I got one, actually, I got one, which is a fracking earthquakes, just in general. Yeah, they could win every year. Yeah. And they're going to for a long time right. Just because they're good at it doesn't mean they shouldn't be eligible. Fair fair. Boeing has also, and if we were doing a regular episode, we could talk about this, but there have been two major plane crashes in just the last week. There's a fucking plane crash in South Korea that the plane just blew up and killed every, I think everybody on board, there might have been like one or two survivors. That was a Boeing plane. Like there were so many Boeing things at the beginning of this year. And then like they went to testify in the fucking whistleblowers committed suicide. And then it kind of just died down. And I feel like there was so much else happening that Boeing just kind of gone away with it for a while, and then they just just at the end of the year, two of their planes kill everybody on board. I don't know if the Kazakhstan plane crash was a Boeing plane. I'm not 100% sure on that one, but you know, Boeing's fucking around. It's like the Firestone tire situation of like the early 2000s, if anybody is old enough to remember that when Firestone tires were just exploding. So people would just be driving and then their cars would just be exploding on the road. And it was like a thing and they had a recall and then nobody went to buy Firestone tires for like gears, except now it's Boeing's turn. Yeah. That's scary. Yeah. So I don't know. I do. I really like the Gaza aid pier as being a man made disaster because like that was one of those things that Biden announced it, I believe in a state of the union. And at the exact moment he announced it, we were all like, dude, what the fuck? There are literally just roads that in the Gaza that Israel is blocking. Like you don't need to build a pier and then they built it. And then like within like the first few weeks, like there was it like there was high, high tides and it like some of the ships got grounded. And then like they were like saying like, Oh, all the, all the aid is just sitting at the pier because there's no system to distribute it past this point. And then then it was used in that fucking massacre where they like went into rescue hostage and killed like 250 fucking just random people in a village somewhere. And then the fucking pier sank like that was it. It was like every single time we heard something about the pier, it's like, Oh, this is worse than we thought. Oh, things are broken. Oh, it's fucked up again. Uh, I really, I think that is the disaster of the year in the manmade category. Yeah, I accept that. Ah, everything's so sad. It is. Um, so on to our next category. Congratulations guys up here, uh, on to our next category. Oh, no. Damn. God. No. On to our next category. This one's going to be a little bit more fun and it also has a repeat nominee from our last story. This is conspiracy of the year, uh, the nominees. This is a category of, uh, oh, and this is, by the way, the last award that I want to give out other than, uh, worst week yet, person of the year, which I think you probably can all guess, um, this conspiracy of the year, this is one of my favorite things is that because our information ecosystem has become so fractured, nothing major can happen in any place and in any, like sector of things that happen in any genre of story. Nothing can happen that people don't come up with an alternate explanation of. People are so mad at just reality that they've completely rejected it and rewrite history in real time. And it happens over and over again, and it just makes me, it fills me with so much fucking joy every time, um, so my nominee is for conspiracy of the year are again, the Baltimore bridge collapse, which people like were slowing down and speeding up the videos to say that it was done on purpose. When it was just, oh, somebody fucked up or the ship broke, um, number two, the eclipse. Do you guys remember when people were talking about how the eclipse was something that they were faking that to like control people? It was crazy, like eclipses have been happened. And number three is Hurricane Helene, the fucking weather machines. Why do hurricanes hit only in Republican areas? It is so fucking crazy. Those are my nominees. And I would love if anybody has one to add on, uh, Baltimore bridge, the eclipse hurricane Helene. Does anybody else have a conspiracy of the year nominee? I have a, I have a killer one. Okay. Let's see. I think this one's going to top anything. All right. Okay. So those astronauts that are stranded on the international space station, they were only supposed to be on the international space station for eight days. Okay. They've now been there for many months, over six months. Yeah. Uh, they, uh, had to spend Christmas there. So, uh, uh, they, uh, took a photo on the international space station of themselves in Christmas hats because what else are you going to do if you're stuck on the international space station during Christmas, then take a fun photo, right? Uh, so the conspiracy mill wound up. I kid you not and was like, Oh, they were only supposed to be there for eight days, but they packed Christmas hats. I literally was just thinking that same thing. Yep. Yep. I knew where you're going with that. Yeah. Why did they have Christmas hats with them on an eight day mission in the middle of the summer? And I literally, I posted on blue sky, I was like, this is my Joker moment. I'm going to, I'm going to stop. I'm rejecting society now. You know, it's a good question. They had Christmas hats. Yeah. Uh, uh, I mean, the answer is that, you know, because they are going to be there for a long time. They were sent Christmas presents and stuff by their families. Like they got, I haven't even better answer. Like somebody brought them up years ago and there's just hats sitting around. I mean, they take Christmas photos on the international space station every year. Yeah. There's just hats that there is storage up there. Um, but also they did get, even if there weren't Christmas hats there before, they specifically got Christmas stuff in the last supply shipment that went up to the international space station. One of the things that was included was Christmas presents for not just these two, but all of the astronauts currently on the international space. Believe it or not, they celebrate Christmas. Uh, the war on Christmas does not happen in space. Nobody can hear you Carol. Um, fuck, that's fun. That's fun. You know, I think my favorite though, I think my favorite is the, the hurricane, Halene. I think that that's my favorite of the conspiracies for the year. It was, they were so many people that were like, why do they only hit these places? And it's like that because it's next to the ocean, you fucking idiot. Like what is in a hurricane ever hit Pennsylvania? What? There's never been a hurricane in Michigan. Like Doug, even it's even like the golf, the Gulf of Mexico specifically as a, like, hotter than like regular ocean water, I think like that, that would be the key reason there. You know, where else never gets a hurricane Idaho, one of the most conservative states in the country. Real me that one, Batman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. So that is, that's a great, that's a great one. Um, I, I, if nobody's on issue, I will give them the worstie. Yeah. I could co-sign that. I don't endorse it, but I'll co-sign it. I like the space station one personally. Oh, and I'm guessing that's Kennedy's vote, vote as well. In the 911 years of worsties history, we have never seen a more unprecedented event than handing out a tie, a dual worstie. We cut this goddamn golden statue in half with a laser sword, not a lightsaber. That is officially licensed. We do not have one. We just have a off brand laser sword, and we cut the worstie in half. So congratulations to both Hurricane Holine, who unfortunately could not be here to accept the award and the astronauts on the space station, who it appears that they have the award with them. Wait a minute. How did they get that award? They brought it up there with them. They had an eight day mission. How did they specifically get half of an award? The conspiracy turned out to be true. What did you know and when did you know it? So our most prestigious award of the of the evening of the year is the 2024 worst best person of the year. Wait, no, the 2024 worstie for best person of the year, because this is I there's I want it. It's the best person of the year, but it is called the worsties. So it's there's confusing language involved, whatever. 2024 person of the year. Got to give it up in 11 years and we're still dealing with these questions. Got to give it up for, I think, undisputed person of the year. Goddamn Luigi Mangione. He saw a problem in the world and he is like, as one man, I cannot fix this, but I can make a goddamn dent. I'm not going to give a rich white man, even though I do love Luigi Mangione, he is he is a hero of the working class. He's a class trader. But he is still a rich white man. And I don't think he should get best person. I personally think best person should be mega stalling. Say more. Yeah. She had an amazing tour. She's had amazing looks. She completely bounced back from the Tory Lane situation. She started the year off disendrate before Kendrick did if we're going to be honest. And it's true. And it's powerful. Yes. This though is so powerful that Nicki Minaj thought she was talking about her. And then like made her go in this weird coat tangent about one foot, two foot, big foot, little foot, weird shit. Everybody's spinning out. She all heard all through her tour. She had like different rappers from different cities come out. It was amazing. I saw it myself in Texas. She looks fucking awesome. She's traveled the world at this point. She's like, broken into like the Japanese world and like the kpop world. Nonstop collabs. The woman is on fire. I just feel like, yes, like Beyonce is amazing, but this was like Meg the stallion's here. I do like it. I like that. I can get behind it. There's, there's a lot to that. You shouldn't kill any healthcare CEOs. This is like my only complaint. Like I like everything you're saying, but like she threw the first brick at Drake wall. And we watched that fall in real time this year. And we owe that to her. She's the first person to district this year. And then future did it. And then like Kendrick did it. And then we got the rap beat of the century. Like I owe all of, I feel like all of this is because she started what she started. This is just one saying. Also, she, she also was the head of the curve with spirit box was become one of my favorite bands. So that is true. Also true. You got bitches, speaking Japanese. She's been looking ahead on a lot of issues. She's ahead of the curve right now. She called me on the phone and told me Megan, I need you to do some real good for the American people right quick. I was unaware of the Megan the stallion slash Luigi man Gione connection. So I guess, you know what, it looks like I'm being overruled at my own goddamn award show. And as as as a man, I can accept that. Yeah. Congratulations, Megan the stallion. Oh, Andrew, we shouldn't glorify vigilantia. We shouldn't, but you know what, we do. Congratulations. My main thing is like, I do like what Luigi did. And I think that he is an honorable mention for person of the year. But like, we got it. We can't give him an award for just doing what he's supposed to do. That's it. I can't give you an award for just doing what you're supposed to do. I, we have been telling dudes, you've got a seed privilege. You've got a seed power. You've got to sacrifice. I, I'm not going to give you an award for just doing what you were supposed to do. Yeah. I also wanted to give an honorable mention here to Aaron Bushnell, who, you know, it what he did was I don't. It's hard to put into words like the agony of watching that video, but you know, I don't know. It was at, I don't know. I do, I do want to talk about 2024 without mentioning him. So yeah, there's just wanted to get that out there, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that is, that concludes the 2024 worsties of the year. And now we're going to look ahead to 2025 ever heard of it. The year that has not yet. Um, many are predicting it will be the worst in a series of years. Um, yeah, 2025 big time, big time. I've got, I've got a few, uh, predictions. First up, I'm going to give it. I'm going to give it up to bird flu. I think bird flu strikes it big this year. I think bird flu hits number one pandemic this year. Um, it's, it's been, it's been like, like subtly boiling in the background for all of 2024. And it's just, you know, it's only a matter of time. It's only a matter of time. The bird, everybody's going to start growing beaks. Oh my God. Um, yeah, I actually already have a beak. So you guys are behind squawk. Uh, yeah. So that's one of my predictions. I have a bunch. So I can do more. Does anybody else want to throw theirs? Oh, I've got one. Okay. I truly, truly believe that 2025 will be the year that we see Elon must be accidentally murdered by one of his robots in a live demonstration. Let's go. Like I'm talking robo cop style. Like I hope so. That is, that is not a prediction in my, so much as it is a, a wish. I, one of my predictions is that Donald Trump is going to have a heart attack and the conspiracy network is going to go wild about it. Oh yeah, dude, if Donald Trump dies, nobody is going to be normal about it. I think he is going to have, I think he is going to have a natural causes event and people are going to act unnatural than a motherfucker about it. Beryl Kennedy, what do you got? I think there will be an all girl reboot of the backstreet boys. I think it's over. It's time. It's time. Yeah. Overdo not the front street girls. Um, my next prediction, uh, I believe that this year, open AI, the company behind chat GPT will be on the brink of collapse and then get bailed out by the government and then collapse anyways. I predict, I predict not only will it collapse, but we will burn several more tens of billions of dollars trying to save it and it will, there's nothing to save. There's no, there's nothing there. Um, I predict that a dozen eggs is going to cost $19. Okay. That's a pretty straight four. I feel like I can predict that black people are going to take rock music back the summer of 2025. I think it's going to be like super mainstream. Beyonce's act three is coming out. She's already talking about like, when like, you know, put a date out and people are doing Easter egg hunts looking for all the, like, I don't know, Beyonce has a lot of symbolism and all of her things. And people are already breaking down like her Christmas day, like halftime performance and like how it alludes to act three and how like the font was like this heavy metal font. And so I feel like black people are going to get back into rock music in a really big way. And it's going to be fucking cool. I will finally be known. That's a bold 2023 prediction. Okay. So, uh, 2023 prediction. I was gonna love to look. Are you okay? No. Uh, Kennedy, do you have a couple more? I've got tons. Uh, okay. I think Britain's gonna join the union. Which union are they're gonna, they're gonna become a part of the United States baby. They already have football over there now. I think the Patriots play over there sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They, you know, they become more like us every day. They left the European Union because it wasn't racist enough because it went woke. We've got the racist union they're looking for right over here. Uh, so I think that, uh, Britain's gonna become, uh, the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, fifty first, fifty first states probably something. I don't know. Sorry. We'll, we'll, we'll give them threes that Britain will become three states before Puerto Rico becomes one. It's really, I think the conclusion here. Okay. Okay. Uh, my next prediction for 2025, heat dome. Uh, if you're unfamiliar with what a heat dome is, a heat dome is where so much, uh, that not only is the temperature high, but the humidity gets so high that your sweat can no longer cool you off. And so like everybody, almost everybody within this dies. Like it is the worst kind of natural disaster because like you don't even, like you're hot and you're uncomfortable and it's bad, but like you don't even realize how dangerous it is until you are too incapacitated by it to do anything about it. And, uh, if this happens in a densely populated area, it's like, it's not like a heat wave. We're like, oh, some like older people and some kids dies. This is like, literally it would just wipe out a town or a state and it can last for days. Heat domes are fucking crazy and we've never really had a big one. Uh, it's like a wet bulb event, I believe, is what it's called whenever it gets to that, that combination of factors. And, uh, yeah, I think 2024 2025 is the year we, it's, we need a new natural disaster. We've been doing earthquakes and hurricanes and wildfires. And, you know, I think 2025, we're, we're going to see a new one. Why do you want us to die? I don't want us to. Don't you like doing this podcast? What I think is going to happen. No, I don't. Yeah. I need doing this podcast. He wants to quit. You won't let him. You fuck with my dad is probably going to die. And you're like, yeah, fucking kill him. We're tired of getting your money on patreon. Like, yeah, what if all of our patrons by chance are in the heat dome at the same time? It could happen. It could happen here. Uh, one of my predictions, and I'm not sure exactly how this is going to come about, but I do think that Gordon Ramsey is going to punch RFK in the face. Hell yeah. Like step one question marks, step two, also question marks, step three, Gordon Ramsey punches RFK in the face. I like my prediction for 2025. I was going to say it, but now I'm scared. It's kind of crazy. I was going to be like, I'm going to get pregnant, but I don't have. Let's go. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. If I listen to this this time next year and I am in fact pregnant, I will have to come back on the show. At that point, that's on you for nightmare. That's on you for speaking it into existence. Okay. This is like me and a baby like, Oh, well guys, I guess I'm psychic. The 2025 worsties, uh, will have a baby guest. So that's exciting. Another. No, no, we don't let gas the news. Another just pointless prediction. Uh, is that Baron Trump is going to fuck Tom Cruz's daughter. Oh, okay. I have a prediction, which is that, uh, uh, and sorry guys, another white guy on the show, but, uh, I think Joe Biden will join the worst week yet. I think he's going to be looking for something to do. And, uh, we will be able to recruit him at a reasonable rate. Probably because I think it's the H one's best week ever. Uh, I also think what actually I'm going to do another podcast prediction while I'm doing this one, which is I think that Elon Musk will gift Alex Jones a rocket so he can keep doing info wars in space because there's no laws in space and space. Nobody can hear your podcast. Um, hell yeah, dude. I have one final prediction. Okay. Well, I think it's legit. Let's, uh, let's, uh, we'll get, I'll circle back to you because I've got a few more. So, okay. Um, my next prediction and this one, not, not as silly. This is something I do think that will happen both in 2025. And then for a few years after, uh, I think my prediction is that we're going to start to realize that Ozempic has got some really fucked up side effects long term. Oh man, that's not even a prediction. I mean, there's like a little bit of rumblings coming out about it. That's just fate. That is, that has already been written into this thing. Yeah, there are already people like shitting till their buttholes prolapse because of Ozempic. I think there's more of that to come. People's fucking, uh, like lower intestines have become paralyzed after taking up. So it'll be like, what I'm saying is that like we've heard about a few things, but like so many people have been using Ozempic in just like the last like two years, just to like, like, just to lose, like, uh, to lose weight as opposed to like managing any kind of specific condition, uh, that it's like, I don't know, I think that like we are in the fucking around period still even though we've started to hear rumblings, but I think 2025 will be the a little bit of the finding out period for Ozempic. Everybody got really skinny from Ozempic ends up having to get like a colostomy bag. I can believe that happens. There's already like one of the housewives, like, I think she had to get a surgery because her bowels were impacted. So they had to like surgically remove food from her because of Ozempic. That's fucking crazy. That's fucked up. Yeah. And I just say Elon Musk revealed recently that he's taking Ozempic. So the funniest thing ever could happen in 2025, which is that Elon Musk could like shit his pants on television. I think he's already probably done that though. Metaphorically, definitely. Yeah, but I'm talking about him dropping a load in his pants that can't be denied, you know, like everyone can see it, smell it, hear it, smell it through the TV, you know, kind of thing. He's probably got an AI diaper on that like mutes the sound of him brick in his pants. AI diaper. Holy shit. Undeniable sharding episode. All right. So I've got one more. Bria, you said you had one more? Yes. Okay. I've got I got a couple more as well. All right. Go ahead, Bria. Okay. I've been following this story. I don't know if anybody else has, but there is this streamer named Johnny Somali. And he's like basically a terrorist, like a social terrorist. And he has been doing his rounds in like Japan and like other parts of Asia. And he'll like go live and stream is just him just like terrorizing people in the city and stuff. Well, he's been in Korea for months. And he's just been like committing crimes in Korea. And now they've taken all of his streaming capabilities away officially. And they're not locking him up yet, but they're making it so he can't leave the country because they took his passport and everything. And they made it so he can't stream so he can't make money and he legally cannot work in Korea. And I think we're going to see for the first time a country kill a streamer. Hopefully it won't be the last time. It's like he's been doing like crazy egregious stuff. And it's been going on for so long. And I feel like they I feel like the country of Korea has been trying to be very cool about it. But I do think that they are getting to the end of their rope where they're just probably going to execute this guy. Makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I would do the same thing, honestly. Do you have any more? You know, after I was just curious, but I have something kicking around in my brain about Mark Zuckerberg trying to buy TikTok. Oh, yeah. And turning it into something like so absolutely whack that nobody wants to use it anymore. Yeah, I could see that. I can see that. Although Donald Trump, the man who originally came up with the idea of banning TikTok has since flipped script entirely and was campaigning in 2024 on if you vote for me TikTok will be safe. So like, I don't even know anymore. What's going on with that? Excuse me. Uh, yeah, I have a Donald Trump prediction. Okay. I think Donald Trump will get email scammed trying to buy Greenland. I hope so. Donald Trump responding to an email from a Dutch prince who like just can't get into his own account, but he can totally sell you Greenland. Instead of Nigerian Prince email, it's a Dutch Prince. I love this. Yeah. I think we're kind of wrapping this up and the last of mine are all political anyway. I'll just give my final two as well, which are, I think Vivek gets a wedgie on the floor of Congress live on television. Okay. I just think that's going to happen at some point. Uh, uh, and I think that JD Vance gets caught fucking a couch in the White House. Yep. It turns out it wasn't fake news at all. I think it turns out there's a wrinkle to this. It's the same couch fucked by Bill Clinton. The oval orifice. Yes. Yes. Well, I've got one more prediction as well. And it also might have something to do with Bill Clinton. I predict that in 2025, a former Democratic president will die and it won't be Jimmy Carter. Oh, all right. P Bill Clinton. Oh my god. What do you know? Uh, I just feel like Jimmy Carter is going to outlive us all at this point. I hope not. At this point, he, he's circled all the way back. He wants to die and he can't. I'm going to say, I do like he wants to die. Not until he gets that peanut form back. Um, okay. So actually, wait, I just came up with one more RFK Junior going to legalize human meat. I thought I also had an RFK Junior prediction. Uh, but it was just that he's going to split his pants. Like he's just going to like rip his pants on TV, but, but be really weird about it. Definitely not be wearing underwear, even though it's jeans. Oh, hey, no, that's not the worst thing to happen. You get that journal, but she's like, yeah, I got the jeans with no underwear on right now. That's why he's 2024's freak of the year. Um, okay. So, uh, this has been a lot of fun. We haven't done a long episode in quite some time. Brea, thank you so much for joining us for the 900, the 9/11th annual worsties awards. Um, where can people find you? And what, what, what would you like to plug? Um, you can find me. I don't know. Are they re not calling it Twitter anymore? I call it Twitter. Yeah. Okay. Find me on Twitter, uh, at miss Momo Manko. And then that is also my only fan's name. So if you want, you know, to drop 699 a month to shoot me a message and shoot your load, that would be the place to do that. Um, I guess you could also like, I don't know, I told jokes sometimes. So if you want to follow me on Instagram at brea, but do comedy, I do stuff. Uh, and maybe I'll be in your town and you can hear me tell jokes in real life. I got to see Brea do stand up last year. She's so fucking funny, you guys. Oh, you're so sweet. You have no idea. I was, I was, first of all, I was blown away. Second of all, I was on acid and it was a very weird time to be there, but I really enjoyed her. Uh, weird night. Great show. Um, yeah. So Kennedy, Deanna, do you either of you's got anything? Don't perceive me as usual. Fair enough. Uh, uh, driving drunk is technically safer than walking drunk. Happy new year. Oh my God. Holy shit. Like hearing you gotta hear you do that. All right. Tune in again. Can you come pick me up? Tune in again next year for more bad news. 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