Golan-Globus Theater
Three Days to a Kill (Fred Williamson, Henry Silva, Chuck Connors)
(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Griffith is July, it's midpoint this week. - Yeah, great, could you do one a little more? - Griffith, I don't interrupt you, Griff. - I wanna interrupt you. - I don't wanna interrupt your interruption, Griff. - Let me interrupt your interruption. We just got back. We were doing an old school this week, 'cause we just got back from Memorial for our dear friend, Mr. Mitt Dennis McDermott. And so we're gonna record, while you're listening and enjoying Super Mario Brother episode, we are hard at work toiling, doing a Wednesday nighter. This is, oh, this is original. Probably only five of you people remember this. - Yeah. - Recording on Wednesday night, Wednesday. - You're gonna hear it a week from now, while recording on Wednesday. - We all had to wear mullets with rat tails to the event. - Well, that's how Dennis would want it. - Exactly. So we're still kinda working out the hair and everything. - I think it's a good look. I think you should keep it. - I mean, I know me, I'm gonna go ahead and make this more, look more like John Claude Van Dam and the flashback scenes of Cyborg when he had that fucking-- - George Washington way. - George Washington way, yeah. - Ah, Griff, you know how I feel about waiting for food. I refuse to do it. - Yeah. - But I've never been to Chick-fil-A, never will be, until there's nobody in line. - Yeah, I wonder how much of our audience knows about the elaborate line system that a Chick-fil-A has. - It is very elaborate, but still too long away from me. - Yeah. - So I've never been there. - Are you intimidating when you look at it? - We just had it, we were, like you said, we're at the Memorial, we added a bar. - Dive bar? - Dive bar as Dennis would want it. - Exactly, this was their bar apparently. - Apparently. - Like post auction bar. - And a lot of people came out, I was happy to see that. - Oh man. - Except for one piece of shit who will not be named, Jerry. - Oh. - Uh, everybody else was there. - I thought you were gonna say mail house. - Not my dog. - No, he was there. - Yeah, I know. - He was being a shit, but he was there. - I know, I know. - Guys name isn't mail house, he just looks like an adult version of the cartoon character from Simpsons. - Exactly. - No, so we're at this dive bar and I go great. I love me a bar burger. - I do too. - Uh, the weight, I mean, there was a lot of people, I mean, was he the only person working? - I saw, I saw maybe one other person waiting. - Okay, because. - And it was, it was a sell-off for Denny's event. - Yeah, I mean, I'm always sympathetic. - Exactly. - So a weight staff, all right. - Exactly. - Is that what my food's bad on. - Uh, so, we got the sassy waiter. - We did. - He liked it. - He liked to joke with us, but at the same time I was like, "I think you're serious." - Yeah, he's like re-appearlment on cheers. - Okay. - That's kinda his thing. - 'Cause like, I ordered a drink. He returned it to me in five minutes. Our buddy, you know him from the show, Pigeon ordered a drink. It took 20 minutes for him to get his drink. - Yeah, it was very uneven. I, uh, Griff didn't want to get food yet. I wanted food, I was hungry. And Griff said, "Oh, I'm not gonna get anything." Like I just took off. Like, how about me? - Yeah. How about asking me? - He looked at me in the face. I ordered my drink, "Do you want food?" And I said, "No." And instead of asking Murray across for me, he was just like, "Yeah, I'm outta here." - I'm a superstar. What the fuck's this guy's eating? - It took 50 minutes. - Is that it? - It took 50 minutes before you got to put your- - Minimum. - Yeah. - 15 minutes. And then another like 15 or 20, we were like going, "Am I kidding? 'Cause you don't want anything down." So I'm like, "Is he getting?" - Yeah, we were joking about that. - I got it. And thankfully it was a good bar burger. I like a little pink in the middle. I like that. - It's so- - I like a lot of things pink in the middle, but that's another story. - It's not for this week. That's a last week episode. Last week was our kids' episode. Everything was pink in the middle last week. - Yeah. (laughs) - I don't know what that means either. - I don't either. - But this week, Griff, I was like, is Griff lost it? Has he lost the plot? Has he lost his edge? I was worried. I was sweat. I think you were listening to his work too. You were like, "Oh my God. Is this going to be the shit after shit after shit?" I mean, they're proud to say. Shut up. I'm proud to say Griff, this week you redeemed yourself. - Thank you. - You can always count on Fred Williamson, the hammer. - The hammer. - The hammer. - To bring the hammer down. - Oh. - And give us some good shit to talk about. This isn't not a good movie. - Oh, no. - But it's good for the show. - It's for us, yeah. And thank you for the hammerhead roses you gave me. I do deserve my flowers from picking this one. - Yeah. - Especially after Mario Rose. - Especially because you didn't watch it. That's usually the worst thing we do. We've done this couple times. - Yeah. - And we're like, "Sounds really good. I'm going to announce it. We haven't watched it. I'm going to announce it." And then we're like, "Oh my God. This movie sucks while we're watching it." - See, I feel like maybe you do this too. I obviously don't know how you make the sausage. You do this 11 months of the year. - It's a gift. It comes from God. - I mean, have this shit. You're like, "Yeah, I watched this one 14 years ago. I think it's good." And then we do have recommendations from our fans. And oftentimes, we do not scandals. We take your recommendations and just say, "Yeah, we're doing it." And we go forth and conquer. - I'm glad you brought up recommendations. 'Cause we got our one awesome-- sorry, I'm burping it. - You gotta get that burger out of you, man. - Our one Aussie listener wants us to do a sassy month, he says. - Please. This is fresh off the pot right now because this is Wednesday. - Last night. It's happened last night. - Okay. - It's been percolating through the past 24 hours. - That's when coffee's had its best. - Yeah. And then Foxy Brown. And so he's like sassy bombs. And I'm like, "I was trying to wrap my mind around that." 'Cause we-- you know us. Yes, we are an action movie podcast. But we-- it's up to us what action is. - We get into a lot of different pies these days. - You get into a lot of different pies these days. - Yeah. - I got my fingers in a lot of pies, right? - That's right. - And pastie pies. - A lot of cherry pies. - How many people know about pasties? - Probably not a lot unless you're from Michigan. - Everybody's heard of a meat pie. Australians are very familiar with a meat pie. - No. - A pastie is basically the Michigan version of a meat pie. - There you have it, people. - There you go. - So, I'm like, "No, I don't want to do that." But, one of the suggestions, one of your nemesis, and we're going to get to the bottom of your-- 'Cause he has nothing but love for you, but you hate this guy. - Oh, no. We're not solving this until we're mono-immono. - Of course. - Yeah. - I'm making it to the east side. - Yeah, I'm gonna be fucking the referee. - Yeah. - I might have to make you guys fight to the death. - We're gonna figure this shit out. We're gonna-- - Well, yeah, because he doesn't know either, because I think he's a great guy, and a great guest, and a great friend. - Yeah, I don't-- - You got some issue with him, but save it for the pod. - Save it for the pod. - The other pod. We're on the pod right now, but save it for that pod. - That pod? - Okay. - He suggested just one of the guys. And I said, "It's interesting you say just one of the guys." - Yeah. - Because for years, this might be the first year where we're-- where we're just brainstorming. We're like, "How do we reinvent the podcast?" We're just like, "Come throw around all these great ideas." - Reinvent? This is just kind of going in the same direction we've already been going in. - I'm just saying, I'm talking about the origins of the show. - Okay, there you go, yeah. - Like, what are the rules? Crumble them up, throw them away. Here are the new rules. Crumble those up, throw them away. - Exactly. - Just one of the guys. We've been talking about doing this, because this is the one movie. I believe, we're in turmoil, people. - Oh my God. - We have a choice between a pathological sociopathic liar and a zombie. That's the best America to the greatest country in the world. - Yeah. - You come up with two 80-year-old fucking decrepit old men. - And we have both parties telling us, "Yeah, this is the best we have to offer. What do you want? What more do you want?" - Everyone's at each other's throat in this country. But there's one thing that unites every man. It's just one of the guys. - That's right. - Because I have a story. You know our man Pigeon? He hated our buddy Mike. Hated him. - Hated him. They're opposites. He's a psychobilly dude, and Pigeon's a fucking no-votta-rockin-emo guy kind of thing going on. - Yeah, he's a dead rocker. - He's a dead rocker, especially now. - But you know what? I accept it because he has no shame about his dead rocker. - Oh no. - It's awful. He has awful musical taste. But he embraces it and says, "I don't give a fuck." And I respect it. That's the most punk rock thing you can do. - Absolutely. Everything he does, chin-held high-walked work. - I like putting the blowfish. Yeah, I fucking rock out to that. Ew! But hey, I respect that. - Exactly. - So, love him. - Hate what he hated, Mike. And Silly heard Mike talking to somebody else about just one of the guys. And he said, "Oh my God! My brother, I never knew I had!" We all have bonded over Joyce Heiser's tits! - That's right. - Everyone. - That's right. I hadn't even seen it until like a month... Oh, not a month. A couple months ago. Guys, I cannot wait. Yeah, we're breaking a new boundary. We're getting into a non-action, non-crime thriller. - Right. - Just like this day, it's special. We throw up at three in the morning. Like, you don't even expect it. - Maybe. - He's gonna come out. - I don't know. It depends on when we can get all the fucking heads together that we need to. 'Cause this panel is gonna be the largest panel we've had. - Yeah. We're gonna have at least Mike and Pigeon. We might have another dude. - Yeah. - One of the guys with us. - Like, I've already got 14 different topics I need to have discussed on that episode. I need breakdowns of Teen Boy Rooms at the time. I need to know about clicks in high school and the eight. Like, there's so many things to talk about. - Thankfully, Pigeon's never on the mic, so we can, him and Mike can share one. - Yeah, with a potential guest. - Yes. - We're hoping we're gonna have the greatest panel ever for this. - Right. - Not to say that anybody else is a worse panel. - Yeah. - There's just something about being elbow to elbow. - You're all you. - Yeah. - With more than one other person that gets us really hard. We've never had a four way on the show. - No, we have not. - Not in person. - I don't think there's ever been a podcast with four people. I think we're breaking new ground. We might be breaking new grounds on that. Well, madingly? - He's asleep. It's Wednesday. He's not used to being awake. - He actually sleeps the whole week. Did you know that about madingly? - Probably why nothing ever gets done. This compound's covered in, but the acid bits covered in dust. Like, get the fuck out of here. - It does pile up at an acid bin. - I don't know, but it does. - I don't get it. - The dust bunnies on it. - It's part of this new age we live in. We're actually getting hit by Hurricane Beryl at the moment. - What I'm saying is we're all have existential dread. Even the people outside of this country about what's gonna happen in America in November. - Maybe. - Maybe. - Election day. We do just one of the guys, the day before, to unite America, and then the whole world will be united and the world will be saved. - That could be the thing that gets everybody in a calming state. They're gonna be laughing their ass off, thinking about just one of the guys thinking about those tits. They're great tits. - They're great. - That's Tony the Tiger. - Nine out of ten, at least. - And nine out of ten. - We got that. - And then we got prime Michigan bread, Cheryl and Fen, it's also in that movie. - She is. - She's gonna get her tits out. - No, she does not. - But she's looking great. - Hey, in those early, late '80s, early '90s, I just want to see any Cheryl and Fen I can. - Right. - 'Cause she ruined my life. This is what I was like. This is a woman right here. - So there you have it. Look, Griffin, we thought we had nothing for an opener. I wonder how many minutes did we put out there? - That's 12 minutes or something. - There you go. It didn't crash once. - Did it? Oh, let's cross our fingers. We've been dealing with the tech. - But this movie, Griffin, you're back. - I'm back. Thank you very much. You messaged me the other day when you were watching it, doing your nose. And you said, "Griff, you motherfucker." And then you waited five minutes and you text me. This is a good movie for us. And I breathe that sigh of relief. Because yes, I put you through hell. I know I did. - You have put me through hell too. - Yeah, mutual. - Obviously. And I don't usually throw it in your face. But you threw this one in my face. - Yeah, right. - But that's you. And that's me. So I am very relieved to know that you thought this movie was good for us. So we do have good characters. We have huge names like I said at the closing of our last episode. We've got Henry Silva. - Right. - We've got fucking Bose Fenson, which is not a huge name, but it was a huge role in our world. He was in Delta Force. - Exactly. - He was a pilot in Delta Force. - Exactly. - We have William Sin, of course. - William Sin. - Tintular. - Yeah. - Oh boy production. - Sonny Landham. The crazy Indian from Predator. - Playing a character named Pepe, which we will have way too much fun with. - We have the greatest evil fucking laugh you've ever heard. - One character or one actor I really wanted to get in again. - Wow, Connor's. - Right. This is Star Studded. - Oh. - And he is looking skeletal at this point. - Yeah. This is probably right where he died, I think. - He should have been skeletal based on what I saw. But the problem is he's got those eyes that when I, even at this age, I get lost in them. - Pearson. - They're piercing. I swim in those eyes for eons. - So yeah, Star Studded. It is a pull boy production, which you know that means it means it's written and directed by the man himself, Fred Williamson, and I can't believe David Griffin didn't see this. Probably because the tracking was so awful. We're watching a VHS rip. By the way, I've known any fuckers. I don't know why you're not, you're not going to listen to the show. Somehow you're going to hear me telling you you're not going to listen to the show. You better listen to the show. - Yeah, listen to the show. - Because this movie is kind of a canon movie. - It is. - Because it was executive produced by Menachem Golan. - There you go. - And it's available on YouTube. So I want you to fucking watch it. - Yeah. - Respect us. And then listen or listen and watch. I don't give a fuck the order. But watch this movie and listen to this episode. - It's a perfect movie to play solitaire and have a movie on the screen next to it. You know, there's not a lot of deep thinking in this one. - There's no thinking, which I appreciate it because I was so tired this week. I didn't want to do notes. - Doing a Wednesday episode. - I was. - I knew we needed. - I knew how I was exhausted by a dumb fucking movie, like Super Mario Bros., but they were bombarding you with details. - If I were doing, like if you said, "Griff, you're a professor now. You're doing a movie course," I would throw that movie in there just to freak my students the fuck out. Because what the fuck is that movie? I could go for days about what the fuck that movie is. I will never want to watch that movie again. - Would you ask the question, how did this get made? - Oh, man. - They probably did it. - They did, actually. - Well, what are they doing now? - It took them 45 minutes to get through the whole movie. Took us two and a half hours. - Exactly. So what does that tell you? - That they didn't figure out how it got made. - Yeah. They don't know what they're talking about. - They don't. - They didn't even know what a Goomba was. - Yeah. - At least I knew what a Goomba is. - Yeah, and you're getting to know what a kootie was, too. - Oh, man. We're going to talk kooties today. - Big kooties. - But Murray, I don't think we have anything more. This is the quick week. - Does this movie have a trailer? - This is a straight to video. - This is a good-- - This is a good-- - I might just find a commercial Fred Williamson was in or something and use that as the trailer, because I think he was in commercials, right? - I don't know. Maybe. - I'm going to try to find-- - Go 45, I don't know. - I'm going to try to find some one-minute commercial or something with Fred Williamson and just use that as a trailer. - Sounds good to me. - But until we get to the other side, I hope you guys are ready for this action-packed kind of Fred Williamson adventure of convex and who he's a good American. - It is a political intrigue, political thriller. - Political thriller. - Yeah. A lot of leather. - A lot of leather. Anything else you want to add to my outro here? You've already interrupted that. - Oh, a lot of fun and attractive women. - Oh, okay. There's a lot of-- - That's why you can tell it's a oh boy production and not a rich boy production. - Yeah, the rich boy would have got the good women. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We tried them once. Yeah. We went to the-- - We've got people willing to work for free. - Exactly. - For a ham sandwich. We got the fuck Fred offered them. Look at his dick. I don't know. - I have a movie. He made them Black Caesar salads. - That's probably what you did. - That's what he was. Okay. Okay, everybody. All right. It's silly. It's Wednesday. You know what that means. You get podcast recording night and on the other side of whatever the fuck I'm about to play you, we've got three days to a kill. - Get out. - One. - Come on, get out. - A U.S. ambassador has been kidnapped and held hostage by the drug cartels of Columbia. - This is the first of many hostages, a military and financial help from the U.S. to Columbia, to aid in that drug war isn't stopped. - Two. Now the U.S. government has chosen one man. - It's a press. - My price is friendship. - And two of the most unlikely looking mercenaries. - I don't get any ideas, but it's part of the mission, that's all. - To go in and get him back. - Perez plans to kill the hostage in three days. In just three days left. - Get all your toys in place, you bet, it's gonna be like the fourth of July. - To the kill. - Video action star Fred Williamson, Van Johnson and Chuck Connors in the explosive action pack thriller. Three days to a kill. - All right, we're back at three days to a kill, worst name for a movie possible. I'm shocked you even gave it a second glance just by that title. That turns me off that title. - It's the name power alone that kept me invested. Because yeah, you're right. And in fact, when you start watching the movie, they keep talking about four days to a go. You got four days, you got four days, you got four days. - Three days never comes up. - Yeah, it's the most misleading title ever. - And I think the kill comes on the second day on top of it. - Yes, it does, it comes early, it comes a day earlier. - Yeah, so there's no even lights. - Just like Christmas Eve is better than Christmas Day. - Right. - Yeah. - So, horrible name, great movie, horrible intro if you're watching on YouTube. Because it's a VHS rep, so the tracking is a little fucked up for the first minute. - Hey, maybe some of our fans are into that like synth shit, you know, like that old - Retro shit vintage. We get a lot of vintage. - Because you actually do see on the screen the guy, it's just... - Literally it's just in the tracking. - So, you know, some of our fans might be in to see it? - Vinegar syndrome, are you listening? Put it up like that. Don't even fucking remaster it. - Oh yeah, we're gonna shoot all of Merman production movies on VHS tapes, so you're gonna get tracking. - We don't know, we do that already. You guys don't know them. We actually do a video for this show. - Did people not know that we record every episode on VHS? - Yeah, but yeah, but you have to order the VHS. - We sent it out to every one of our fans, they gave us real addresses, right? - They are our fans. - Well yeah, I mean... - We sent the Lord out. - No, it's maddingly shit. I don't fucking deal with that. I'm just like, fix this man. - Maddingly is dyslexic as fuck, so who knows where those win to? - All I know is we open up, we see those piercing blue eyes. It's Chuck Connors, or should I say Captain Damian Wright? - Damian... - Navy Captain. - He's not a Damian, by the way, Chuck. - No. That's why they call him Wright throughout the movie. - Is it because of the whole, like, what was that murder saga that happened on HBO, where the kids supposedly killed like four young teenagers? - Oh, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. - And that kid Rene, like he just... - He called him... - He called him some Damian. - He wanted to be the cool, edgy kid, and it went... - What did he get him, Graff Murray? - Got him butt raped in jail. - Do you believe he did it? - No, I don't believe he did. I think that crazy fucking stepdad did it. - Yeah, exactly. I've watched that documentary. - Oh, it's good to know. - Oh! - He's no Damian. Chuck Connors. He's got beautiful blue eyes. - But he does have a chilling demonic look in that Met Houston episode. - Yeah, and Skeletor. - So he's there as a convoy. They're moving in ambassador, not by any ambassador, ambassador to the World Security Council. - Thank you for putting that in the notes. - Barnes is his name. Tom Barnes. - Tom... Tom Barnes. - And... - I was trying to bring... - How did you get to use with your cat, Barnes? - And so, we see they're moving this guy to another military base. They stop, the guards open, let them in. - I love this. - 'Cause there's a jeep with like armed guards, and then there's Barnes and Wright in like a limo. - Dude, yeah, there's like a full blue van that's just hanging out there. - Yeah, this place is... - I think it's ridiculous. - It's midnight. - Yeah. - It's middle of the night, and there's cars everywhere. The car would just bottle a bottle of villains hanging out, staring into the fucking camera, and then there was a jeep, and here's the thing. I don't know if you're noticing this. Please notice this if you're not noticing this already. I've noticed that everybody with the newer jeep nowadays has fucking trinkets lined up. - I didn't notice that. - Loud, obnoxious trinkets. So please notice that and report back to me because I cannot see somebody with like a Jeep Wrangler or whatever, they always have shit lined up. - Interesting. - So thank you. Look into that. But obviously Billings. - So the guards let the armed car jeep through, and then they seal, the inconspicuous van blocks the car with Barnes. - Yeah. - And then the guards open fire on the fucking brave Navy soldiers and they jeep. - Right. - Like what the fuck's going on here? - What is happening? - So we got gone fire happening. We see the baklava men starting to shoot back. Chuck Carter's just looking like what is going on. - I thought he was being kidnapped at first. - I thought he was too. - 'Cause I'm like he's a star. Chuck Carter. - As far as we know, he's the three day to a kill, like we got to get him back. - No. Barnes is. And he's taken from the car and chopped it away. - That's right. And now we're cutting to, it's still the same night apparently, and we're watching as Captain Wright, who they call Colonel Wright later in the movie, a bunch of times. Did you catch that? - I did. - Yeah. Yolanda always calls him Colonel, right? - Well, we learn that there's some weird hijinks going on between those two. So maybe he was trying to impress her. - Okay, maybe that was what was-- - He's getting reamed out by a Colonel probably, Colonel Howard. - Yeah. - And so they do all their meetings in the back of a car. So what was his name, Wright, gets in the back seat. - Damien Wright is Chuck Connors, and I don't remember. I don't remember. - Howard? - Howard. - Howard is fucking you motherfucker. You lost Barnes four days from now, all hell breaks loose. I don't care what you do, but you better get this fucker. Well what's going on? - Yeah, well, drug lord, what do you fucking talk, and then just like a guard hanging outside? Because again, they do all their business inside the back of a limo, but they have an armed guard outside the limo, and so he's like, "Sir, I got an ult for you." And it's from a drug lord. - Ransom note from a Colombian drug lord, the best drug lord is going to go back. - Can we go back to the old days when we just say Colombian drug lords? You know, it makes things so much easier. - He had captured Barnes, and he's holding him for ransom, and he says, "Only the Anglican will accept this stop funding, this illegal drug war, this immoral drug war that's going on in Colombia, and I will give you back." And of course, we're like, this is, this is the last in 90s, I guess, technically, but we're still fighting the good fight, the war on drug. - That's right. - We're still just saying no. - And we're winning, everybody, because America doesn't lose a war. - So Wright's like, "Well, what drug lord, where is he?" Look, Commander Howard's just like, "Look, I got a hot date with the young congresswoman named Larry Bobare." - We're going to go see Beetlejuice live, you see that show? - She's blowing up my phone, I've seen her tone. - He's blowing up more than my phone. - You figure it out, Wright. You figure it out. All right, so what's Wright got to do? - We're right, that's right. - How does Wright go wrong? - He calls up, the only man who's good for this job, of course I'm talking about, Fred fucking Williamson. - It's 92 people, 9293 solo course, you see the wobble of the water bed. - Yeah, and you see, I mean, this is, well first of all, life begins at 50, I learned that my last birthday. So, and March, from the Fred, yes. So Fred's in his prior early 50s, around my age, it's another sexy solo. - So you're wearing your leather a lot better than Fred is. - He's not wearing leather now, he's wearing bikini briefs right now. - Yes, he is. - He's in bed with a young lady half of the age, as he should be. - As he should. - And he's making sweet lobsters, they're like in like a, like a single bed, it's not even a fucking, like, king-side bed. - That's better for the loving, though. - Yeah, I get to close to her, she should get away from me. - I don't think that's it, but yeah, okay. - So he's makin' on, or ring, ring, ring, ring, baby, I got to answer this. I got to turn over here, and just like Murray, he's got every cigar for every mood lined out on an ashtray. - Oh, this is a Fred Williams. Pull by production. - This is a pull by production. - No, he smokes cigar, that's his thing. - Yeah, of course, yeah. So he goes over there, he picks out his late-night intrigue cigar, likes. - What are you gonna, he's gonna build Clinton, or later on with that cigar. - Did he actually fucking? - Yeah, what's your name, Monica? - Monica Lewinsky, yeah. - He actually put a cigar in there? - He's so, so weird. - Did he like, was that his thing? - I don't know what his side of it is, I don't know, that's fucking Epstein, I don't know. So he's like, "Chalo, lice a bitch, the Navy sucks, and I should have mustered out when you did cow." - Mustered, that was the word I missed in there. - And he's like, "Oh, my friend, Captain Colonel Wright." And he's like, "What can I do for you, my friend?" And he's like, "We got a problem, and I need someone with special skills." - Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know if I want to do anything like that, but my pension, you got to understand, I'm weeks out. - Is that two weeks? - Two weeks. - I need that pension cow, and you, my friend, you wrote the book on hitting hard and hitting fast. - Come on, he just hit his lady hard and fast, like we didn't even see it, and we know that's what happened. - All right, I agree. Meet me at the lake by the observatory. I had to write that down in the nose, because that was his line ring, observatory. - He went total, he happened hard on that first syllable, observatory. - He went total fucking Captain Kirk on it for some reason, because Chuck Connors told him like, "Hey, let's meet somewhere quiet, like the bar," and I was like, "We just came with the bar. You didn't yell at each other." So he was like, "Let's meet somewhere it can speak you with, like the up observatory." - If our audio is shitty because of our voices, our worst voices, play the bar, the bar that kept us waiting for that fucking hamburger. - But it was a good hamburger. It was a good hamburger. - It was a good hamburger. - Yeah, it was great. - What kind of ingredients do you have on there, Mar? - This is the usual shit. - Mustard, ketchup, tomato. - I took the tomato off. - You did? - I don't think there was an audience. I would have liked some onion on it. Maybe there was grilled onions. I don't remember. - I didn't notice anything on that. - I don't think it gives a shit. So, everyone wants to know about your burger. - Baby, is it good or bad? Wait honey, a friend in need is a friend with Indeed. Keep it warm. - And then he just walks out, stumbles out in the bikini briefs. - Apparently Fred Williams is a tape trader as well, because he got his hands on Samurai Cop and he used the line, "Keep it warm." Isn't every fucking lady's man, and you want the pussy warm? - Maybe he talked this to Matt Hannon, but it's like, I thought these guys would have hated each other, rivals, because come on, you're Fred Williams and at this age, he's not looking at this. - You know, whippers and nappers coming at you, nipping at your heels? - With that rock star hair, he doesn't have the mustache. - Probably talking about Matt into getting his hair cut. - That might have been it. - Sabotage. - Sabotage it halfway through the filming. Okay. - All right. We were near, yep. Is it Victoria? And Cal gets out of his car in the, oh, this is the '90s, people, it was '92, '93 when this movie came out. - John Dehart would let you know, "Baggy is fuck leather trench. I was disgusted by what I saw." - I want to know. - I want to know. - I want to know. - What's going on, Fred? - Murray already admitted this was his leather phase two. - Is our audience-- - Yes, everybody who was cool went through a leather phase in early '90s. You either went grunge, I'm too pretty for grunge. - I just want to know-- - So I had my leather phase. We all did me, John Dehart, Fred Williamson. I think it's a good company to be with, I would think. - I just want to know, because we have a very stable audience here and I want to know. - We have a very unstable audience, what are you talking about? - I want to know if they went through the leather phase as well. - If you're cool, you did. - Because I'm really interested. I've never owned a single leather thing and I want to know. - Really? You never had a leather jacket? - Never had a leather anything. - I got mine at my first punk rock leather jacket and that's an M-shop. There you go, people. - That's how it happens in Royal Oak, right? - Yeah, Royal Oak. - More leather. - I know exactly the shop you're talking about. I borrowed a leather jacket for an Indiana Jones costume when I was like 11, and I got the leather whipping everything. - So he lays it out. He's just like-- - He's a he, right? - Somebody. - It's probably right. You're talking right. - He's like, "What do you want, pal?" The price is friendship. That's how much fucking Pizano Cal is. He's like, "This is on the house because you amigo way back, but I'm going to need a guy who has more to gain than lose and he has demolitions expertise." Because I got a plan. I don't know who. Just gave me some random guy. - Right. - Convict, particularly. - Oh, why? It's like, why Convict? Why not get like fucking-- - Anybody. - Yeah. - Soldier. - Apparently everybody Cal knows is locked up in jail right now, is what's happening. He knows he's going to do this job. He needs a special guy for the job, but we're going full A team, and he needs to be busted out of fucking military prison. This guy's-- - He's going to be busted out. He's like, "Get him out for me." - Yeah. He's actually in fucking prison. He's like, "Yeah. Just get him an early release." - He's just sweetening the deal. Maybe probation. - Yeah. Weapons expert, or explosives expert, and our right, Captain Right's only request is, "Can it be under five years?" - Five kills. - Five kills. Thank you. - Right. He's like, "I don't want some fucking FBI most wanted guy. We could be doing this undercover." - Yeah. He's like, "I can't make any promises, but I'll try to keep it under five." - So, Cal calls into the prison. This is a great scene, by the way. - Oh, it is a fantastic scene. Fred, like, probably to do like 50 takes of this scene. - Fred should have shot some pornos, because why not? The way he shot this scene was like a porno. - A woman with some very nice legs answers the phone. - I'm surprised you thought, though, just because it looked like she was just wearing some shitty pantyhose or something. - Well, she didn't wear a shitty pantyhose, but I'm trying to be complimentary to Fred, all right? - No, I know. - I would, you know, I would fucking film it. She's got to have short skirts so you can see the fucking fire stocking. - He didn't go full Sideris. - Yeah. - Exactly. - So, we just see this weird pan where she goes under the legs, goes up a little when she talks, and then goes right back down to the legs and stools. - Zoom's in, holds on her little skirt with, you know, her legs in frame. And we just hold on that while we hear the dialogue, "You need a guy? Explosive experts? Yeah, I got a guy right here, Rick Masters." And wasn't that like a famous criminal from Detroit or Rick Masters? - He's talking about white boy Rick. - Yeah. - I don't think his last name was the Masters. - Oh, okay. White boy Rick. Yeah, that is exactly what I'm thinking of, though. - He's a bank robber, so he knows that blow up safes. - Apparently that's what he's in jail for. - In 25 years in Atlanta, we can get you that guy. - Yeah. Get him here. Where is he? Chicago. He's in Chicago. - Yeah. It's all, this moves all over the place. - This movie, yeah. - It's a lot of gorilla shots, but it's like you cannot tell because some scenes, everybody's bottled up and other scenes, no one's bundled up. It's bizarre. - So we meet, this is where we get the scene where a Rick's brought into a room, just like some price in motel, their whole room, they're renting. And with his arm guard, he's handcuffed, he's a dangerous criminal. This is Bo Swenson's playing Rick. - Yeah. That's all right. Lookin'. Very agile. You know? I was gonna say elderly, but agile works. - Boy, he's definitely not 50. He's probably 67. - Cal rolls up in another fresh leather outfit, leather pants, leather jacket. - No, he was not wearing leather at this time. - Where they, I couldn't tell. - He was not. - Because they were, I noticed they weren't tight leather, if it was leather. - It was not. - They were like bell bottoms almost. - Dude, he was wearing a suit at this first appearance. He leaves in a minute, it comes back a minute later in the leather. - Oh yeah, okay. - So he's got leather pants, leather jacket, and he walks in, and of course, they immediately hate each other because you gotta hate somebody for your love 'em. - Right, well, come on. He's basically saying, "Yeah, you're gonna be my fucking slave, and you're gonna work to your death." - I don't like that. - I don't like that. - It sounds like fucking sugar bear from the sugar smacks commercial, and you're there. And so, of course, he's giving Kale all kinds of, Rick is giving Kale all kinds of lives. Like, I don't fuck, that doesn't sound like a good deal to me. And then, that's when finally Kale's like, "I bet it sounds pretty good to have your whole fucking sentence, what do they say, commuted." - Or did he? - Yeah. - And he's like, "Well, I mean, I guess that's a start, but I'm not your fucking, you know, I don't like people leading me around," and he's like, "There's money at the end of this." - I don't like the sound of the leather. - You're gonna have to start talking about what kind of money. - So, of course, he's wearing a jumpsuit 'cause he's a convict. - Right. - And he's like, "How about I get me some clothes and Gucci clothes?" - Yeah! Gucci Robuck. - Gucci Robuck. What does that mean? - Sears Robuck. - Oh, it is Sears Robuck, okay. And this is where I start to not like Kale because he's like, "If that's not good enough for you, I mean, I could put you back in prison with some more negatives added to it." Well, this is how you--some people respond to the carrot, some people run the stick. Rick takes the stick. - He takes the stick. - Yeah, you know where he takes it. - Yeah. - Next scene. Rick is all decked out in his suite. All right. He got him to close. Got some nice fresh white Reeboks, relaxed fit jeans, members only jacked. - He never got his clothes because they kept telling him, "It's in the trunk of Kale's car." But you remember what happens to Kale's car. - Okay. - And a few seeds he gets blown up. So the joke about this whole movie is Rick never gets his Sears or his Gucci clothes, yeah. - So Kale meets up with Wright again to get the last inflow he needs. - Right. He goes over to Rick's to pick him up for them to start to work together. He says hi or whatever, Kale walks out and writes there to explain to him about their new informant, Yolanda. - A woman? Would you give him a ride and get me killed? - Yeah, or Kale, Yolanda is a woman's name. I mean, unless her parents had a twisted sense of humor. - Or they really woke. And yeah. - This is the dialogue of this movie. So he's like, this is the one thing I'm going to give you. The drug lawyer is moving Barnes to Mexico for reasons. We don't know why. He's moving him to Mexico. - Exactly. - Because for the purpose of the story, we have to have somebody nearer. - Well, we know he needs a hostage to get the government to stop cracking down on the Colombian drug cartels. That's it. - I know, but why is he here in Mexico? - Because that's where Perez is. - No, Perez is, he moved him there. This is in Colombia. He moved Barnes to Mexico. - Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, you're right. - For reasons. - For reasons. - Kale doesn't like that, but he takes the nightclub info anyways. Like, all right. Because this is where he's going to meet Yolanda at a nightclub. - Yeah. Why don't you like this? Because you're asking me to team up with a man I don't trust and a woman in the spy game? - A woman I'll get you killed, man. - A woman I'll get you killed. - A woman I'll get you killed. That's the pussy fog, the power. - I love that line to think about how this movie goes and how Kale works with this woman. Because at no point does it seems like he gives any kind of fuck about her. - Because he doesn't. He doesn't. We'll see as we go along. Kale drives off. We get a very unsuspecting looking guy poking his head out of a car window. - Well, did this guy come back up? - Yeah, he was just a random gun that followed them. - Okay, thank you. - I mean, all the goons blended in. - They made it. - They made it. - Pippa. Pippa. - So, yeah, this is where Kale goes home to put out his leathers, fresh set of leathers. - Yeah, this is the set of leathers. - Yeah. - He picks up Rick and he's like, "Hey, look at these fucking rebox. What the fuck's going on?" - But, of course, they don't have the clothes for him. Rick decides to put himself in the backseat behind Kale. - Yeah, you're going to be the leader. I'm sitting back, I'll be your tanto to your low ranger. - That's right. And so, Kale actually hands him a pistol, a revolver, and it looks to be loaded. And so, Rick's just like, "Well, ship partner checks the barrel, spins it a few times." - Even think about it. Kale drives off. His cow sense starts tingling when he stops at a red light, he's like, "I'll be him followed." So he just slowly goes and then kicks it, "Saka, see ya." So we get a boring ass fucking car chase, fucking Rick, Kale tosses a grenade at one time, blows up a fucking car. - I did like the scene when there's two cars pursuing them. We only see one in the initial scene, but there's actually two. And the one car's driver gets out and starts shooting, Rick, or Kale somehow does like a loop around and fucking rides over the shooter, just obliterates the guy. That wasn't tense. - Yeah, yeah. And then he threw the grenade and blew up the car. - Yeah, yeah. That's what it was. Okay. - So, this is my favorite part of the movie. They stop, like, under an awning somewhere, they look like freak boy town. - Okay. It's totally like an underpass, or they're under an overpass for a highway. But then this shot takes another, it takes a Kubrick spin on it, because now we're like in a where. - It was so weird. - Yeah, before that. - Yeah, I know, before the warehouse, he was in two different places. - Kale stops his car, and the goons get out, and he's in his distraction, it's the worst. He gets like an empty pop can and like tosses it out his window, the name tosses it rolls it. - Rolls it. - Because he just opens the window like three inches, rolls it out, somehow that distracts the guys. He leaps, he does like a roll out of his car and starts shooting at these modify. - And they're so, like, literally. - They're like, "Wow, that's Tencent deposit." You know, they're like. - Well, they're in Chicago, so it's a five cent deposit. But they're so focused on that kid, they don't notice the man two feet away rolling away from the cat. I can feel my throat just dying on me while we record. - Got an hour to go. - We got an hour to go. And yeah, they're just so focused on a fucking cat, it's like the Simpsons, man. - Most brilliant distraction. - I didn't know it worked, but if Fred Williamson's telling me it works, it works. - He opens fire on him, the goon's running to a warehouse, like you said. - Like I said. - And then he now, the hunter, the hunter becomes active warehouse. You see the people working in there. - The hunted becomes the hunter because Cal follows them into the warehouse. - Oh yeah, man. They needed a funky track, the music in this movie all over the place. We'll get to the music score in one. - If you listen to this movie, let's do it. - Just listen to it. - Well, yeah, because you need to listen because I want to talk to you. - I will provide you the audio of this movie if you request this. - There's a sound effect they use, very reminiscent of Escape from New York. You're a true fan, you know. - Boo! - Yeah. - That synth. - Boo! - It's like a jump-scared noise. - Yeah. - They do that. - They love that noise. But we just got some random shoot outs happening here, and of course, Cal is taking care of business. I believe he shoots up a couple of guys that he has outside where he's running, and then we see Cal and Rick bumping through. - Rick's got his gun, and he's like, "God damn, man, you know, this gun's not working." He's like, "They can't give you live ammunition. It's a blank. You fool." - Well, motherfucker, you didn't even give him warning that we're going to be shot at. - Well, why did you think I'd give you that gun if you didn't think you'd be shot at? - Look here. We're going to work together. I need real boats. I need a car, and I need some new clothes! - We got to get there before the shops closed. - And stop calling me pal. - Pal. - Pal. - So be like, "These guys are going to fuck by the end. Let's do the hate." - Murray, come on, black, white, 92. This would be the fucking time for a gay, interracial romance. - Many people don't know this. This was originally a script for Lethal Weapon 3. - It was? - And then Fred was. - Malcolm. - I can't make this better. - And he did. - He did. - He did. - I would have loved it. - I've seen Lethal Weapon 3. I like this movie better. - I wish Fred could have got away with the interracial fuck scene though. - All right. We're at Yolanda's club. This must have been a real strip club, because none of these broads, none of them, will be allowed even in the entrance to the rock bottom from strip to kill. - No. - I don't... I don't... What was the fucking guy on the police? - I can't remember his name. - He would be like, "Be gone, ho." The one-handed fucking in-cell slob, he wouldn't have been into any of the girls, do you remember his name? - Yeah. - Exactly. - You know, he needed to go listen to that episode. - Yeah. We did this a month and a half ago, and we don't remember any of those guys. We watched too many movies. - Yeah. - James Woods' cop. Go watch that. - I watched that. - So... Oh. These strippers were awful. They had to be real. - No. They were fucking terrible. And like, they had curves on them. I like this, Yolanda had... If this was actually Yolanda, she had an ass on her, she had some legs going on here. But man, you're not wrong. They're no stripped to kill. They're stripped to life. I was feeling too alive watching these people. - So, you know, Rick's been in jail for, I don't know, long enough to want to get his dick wet. So it was stripped to work. - On their five years, according to... - When a stripper walks a five, 'cause this is all, you know, this is the kind of strip club. It's like 20 bucks. You can get whatever you want. - Oh, no. This is the garbage suburb of Chicago strip club. - Yeah. This is... - We're right by the airport. If you listen, you can hear airplanes taking on. - Oh, yeah. No. This is like, Rose City, Chicago, man. This is where you get all the fucking hookers out. - So, Rick is like, "Hmm, I like what I see." And this girl goes, "These lips can suck the steel off a battleship." And then Cal bumps and, yeah, probably sink one, too. - Ooh, see, this is the dialogue you show off for a po-boy production for. - And remember, these guys aren't buddies yet. This is a buddy... I can say, they can't see the buddy cop movie, no one's a cop, but this is a buddy movie. - So this is just a bunch of cock blocking happening here. - So, right, exactly. Cal's enjoying it. - Oh, yeah. - And so he's like, "Wait, come here. You see the cooties on her?" - I wish you could see Cal's erection while this was happening, 'cause he's clearly getting off on cock blocking Bow. - You're wondering about the cooties. - Right. - And Rick is like, "On hump a cootie for mood." - A friend? I don't know if you understand what it's like in the fucking flake. - How do you hump a cootie? - I don't understand that, but apparently this man is just like, "I don't care how many bugs you're calling on my dick." - Slos is... - But what is a cootie? Is it bugs? Is it sores? What is a cootie? - Yeah, good question. I thought it was what... I don't know which... - Oh, I know. He's not one of it moved. I don't want any of this sexual fucking thing. - So Rick is like, he wants to enjoy himself. He wants champagne and a bullet bad. - I... - She's like, "Hey, hand me over some of that cash." - That's where we get the John DeHaart connection happening here, 'cause Bow is apparently a man of the John DeHaart connection, 'cause he wants the bullet and champagne. The movie is technically called "Bullets in Champagne." - Remember, we're in the suburbs of Chicago. - Correct. - You see a guy with a member's only jacket, they go, "That's a mark. I'm gonna get some money off this freak." - Even though he's still technically in his prison garb, he's just got a member's jacket over it. - No, he's got those relaxed fit chains, huh? - Yeah. - And those fresh white relops. - Were those new? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, it's fresh white. He was giving clothes. They were just funky clothes. - Oh, okay. - They were literally Gucci Robox. - Yeah, they weren't Gucci Gucci. So he's like another, they're all, this is the mark, I can get money off this fucking white guy. So they're all piling on him, and fucking Fred, Fred's used to me and the guy having the women piling him. So he's got a cock block some more. I think my pal is broke, and he has huge cooties. Don't you ever do that to me? Don't you ever tell a woman, "I got huge cooties." - Pal? Oh, you don't want me to do that. I would never say that I could cockblock you, my friend. Like, I've got nothing but trying to bring it closer. Like, I don't know what your fucking calm down on me before. I'm the greatest fucking... - I'm just gonna put it, I'm putting it out there. - I'm the greatest fucking wingman of all goddamn times. - We'll see about that. - Hell anyways, he's got work to do. He's not just busting balls. He's busting cases. - He can see pussy any time he wants, so like, strip club has no allure for him. - Yeah, exactly. Exactly. - He's like, I'm down to... I have three days to a kill. - Murray is a cow wearing sweatpants in this scene. - No, he's wearing leather. - Exactly. - 'Cause he's into business. So he's got the bartender, "Hey, sir, come over here." Yeah, you see this bill? USG, Ulysses S. Grant, I need a little info out of you. I want your landa. - And he's like, he takes the fucking 50. - Well, I don't really fucking know anything about that. What are you talking about? - You want your landa? How about another grant? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Name first location. I want her here. I want to see her in the flesh. - You want to see her flesh? She's hitting the stage right now. - And I want to say she's doing a great strip to kill fucking choreograph fucking dance. - All the stripping was off. - You know, I talked about it in strip to kill. That one dancer came out there and she had a football helmet on. With the eyeshadow and she did the black formation, bent her torso over halfway, and then just did like a wiggle backwards. - Yeah. - This is all that because... - It was intense. - The DJ had the spotlight right on the block. - Yeah, exactly. It was great. DJ in this scene didn't have the music. - See, this is what I imagine strip clubs are really like. - Oh yeah. - So I've never been to a strip club. - Oh no. - Because I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this scene. - This is why we need it. - This is why Alber's always telling us the strip clubs over in the, you know, her area are so good. - That's what I hear. - Because all the artisanal strip club DJ, spotlight men, and women, and everything in between. They're all over there. They're all doing that shit. - The allure of the West Coast. - But in Chicago and the Midwest, we don't have any of this. So the spotlight off her fucking backup maneuvers, terrible. Her ass. She had a good ass. It looked flabby as shit in her fucking little routine here. It was awful. - Rick wants that champagne and Cal's like, give this man a brewski. He doesn't even need a generic brand. So they're watching her and like, Rick's, Rick's just like, I mean, first of all, Cal's like, she's okay, he's trying to like build her up, you know, he's like, he's not bad. Rick's like, he's horrible. - Yeah. - Yeah. Rick is telling him. And he's just like, you know, you've been in jail. You don't like what you see. - He's been like, I'll fuck anything with-- - Fucking Cooney. - I'll fuck a Cooney. - An open sword. He would fuck. - I would fuck that. And then he sees Yolanda, what, her moves are terrible. Maybe he's a strip to kill fat and he sees that, and he's just a bit of Portland. - He's just, oh, that's gotta be it. - First of all, ankles, too thick. She does not have Griff ankles at all. - Okay. Everybody, that's a dentist reference. - Deerly departed. - I love you. - Dance, no imagination, and there's crazy flex in her eyes. - I don't know how we got that 'cause the spotlight never hit her eye, but hey, I'm not gonna argue. - And then he's like, what are you talking about? And Rick's like, this comes up a lot. When I see somebody, I don't think something's on the up and up, my nose starts to itch. And that broads making my nose itch. Well, I think you got it wrong about this one. Yolanda finishes her act, goes back, dresses in three seconds, comes back out. Are you looking for me? Cal goes back to talk to Yolanda. - To the slot room. - And she was dressed when she came back out. Did you notice this continuity issue here? - Well, she gets. Then she goes in and takes her clothes off again. - When we walk back to what is supposed to be like the lap dance room, I guess. She's already just back into her stage thong. - Yes, but before that happens, we get the nice, 'cause he's, Cal was trying to like, "Oh, Yolanda's not bad." And then we got, 'cause remember, these are you guys who are gonna be best friends by in this movie. - Of course not. - Or he's just like, do all black people have rhythm, 'cause he's talking like, "Yolanda's of a mixed origin, we don't know what she is." - That's right. - She could be Hispanic, I'm guessing that's what she was. She could be African American, I don't know. - And of course, Rick does, as they're walking off-teller, tell Cal, "Careful, no this isn't. Don't trust this woman." But we continue with Rick, who looks over at the bar. - This guy woman's horrible. - Horrible. But he's been in prison. - I didn't even know she was supposed to be a stripper. I was just like, I thought this was a bar fly. - That's the joke. - And it works so well, because yet no one expects her to be like, "We all thought she was a bar fly." He gets the wink and he goes over there, he's just like, "Fuck yeah, first they had a prison and I'm getting the wink." So it goes over to sit down with her. - And he wants a fucking, that's a wettest whistle. She's like, "Hey, Barkeep, give me that champagne and that bullet. Hey buddy, you ain't got any money." But Cal has a water cache, at least he's willing to bluff that Cal has a water cache. So Rick starts talking up a big game, "My buddy's got so much fucking money." Not only are we gonna buy those drinks, we're gonna buy this whole fucking bar, I'm gonna fire you, I'm gonna fire all your fucking friends, I'm gonna fire everybody, we're gonna be up here jizzing on the table, we're gonna get you a strip to kill lighters up in here. - It's like, all right, you can have a beer. - You can have a couple of beers, shut the fuck up. - So Cal, Yolanda takes Cal back to the slut room. - And this is why she's no longer in any of the outfits she just put in, she's already back to her just stage thong and she sits down in a chair. - No, she pulls it off, we make sure to see if she's pulling it, we don't get any asses. - She bends over in the chair to take it off and then she turns around. - What is this, lust it for sight? - He's like all of a sudden coy, he doesn't want, why is he so coy throughout the story? - He's all like uncomfortable, like what's going on? - I thought this was so weird. - Okay, so the thing is, I guess apparently there's peep holes in here, the bartender and the bouncers look through and watch, 'cause she's gotta cover, so she sits in the chair and puts her legs up in the air and spreads them. - Like she's at a gynecologist's visit, it was so weird. And I didn't blame Cail for looking away because it's like, "Wait, what do you want? What do you want? Do you want me to fuck you? You want me to talk to you? You got news from me, from Captain Wright, I need to talk to you for real." - So now they agree, I don't know what happens, but he walks back out, returns to Rick and we learn that Rick, he's got a $500 tab, he's had two beers! - Guys, two, and what has happened is that he was apparently talking to one of the dancers. - The barfly, the big brown rotunda you own. - Rotunda is the word that Mario Brothers, the children's movie, taught us to use. The rotunda woman, apparently is a dancer and her time is money, so he's being charged for that. But then the bouncers, there's seven of them, they also had to watch them talk. - They have different bandanas, you know what that means. - Yeah, the bandana code is very strong in this movie, so cruise it up, that's all I'm going to say, that's a little hint. - So Cail's like, "All right, alright, I have my satchel in my trunk. Why don't you all just come meet me out at my car right now?" One bouncer walks out. - But he was the biggest one. - He was the biggest one. - And so we get elderly at this time, probably fuck the shit needs because he was a professional football player. - Something like that. - He does these old man kicks, like, no, he's very segol-esque, there might have been some marionette work on his legs, he's like, "Ah, ah!" And he's just like, "Wait, stand here, stand right there, ah!" And he beats the fucking school. - He's just trying to say Fred Williamson can't kick. - Well, at this point, he's in his 50s. - Yeah, no, we're not trying to say, yeah. - A lot of the pulls up in the car, get in, let's get out of here! So they take off. - That's right. - And he gets one sucker punch in just because Rick is trying to establish his character. I get sloppy seconds. - And then he goes, "No stitches." All right, they go to Yolanda's place, they're staying outside in the car. - And that's all right. - And she's like, "Look, I'm going with you. But because of reasons, I'm only going to breadcrumb details that you need to know." - Yeah. - You know, there's only three days to this kill. - This is very much our Fred learned, it's really fucking hard to write an interesting movie because there's a lot of, yeah, just because... - So no one, including us, the viewers is happy with the situation, but we go along with it. So Yolanda's got to go change in their clothes or outfits. - She wants to change her outfits, grab a couple outfits because, of course, they're going to be going down to Mexico or something. That's the plan. They keep talking about how they have to catch a plane. - You have to get near the border. - Near the border. Okay. El Paso. - And so... - So, of course, you would drive. - Yeah. - Do you have three days to a kill? - You got to get to the... - You would spend road trip. - Well, no, they're going to go to the airstrip. That was the whole thing. They kept talking about how they have to go to the airstrip. - How far away, they're at a strip club next to the fucking airport. - Oh. - How the fuck? - So, they had to get her outfits and then go to the airstrip and then fly back down to Mexico, border town. Anyways. - They're going to fly like the wind. - They're going to fly like the wind, Murray. - ♪ Down to Mexico. ♪ - Yeah. - They're going to fly like the wind. - I'm just glad I've only been interrupting the episode. You interrupted the episode finally with that. All right. So, Yolanda's doing the woman thing. 1992 woman thing. You guys took too slow in 1992. - Oh, they still do. - You're right on time nowadays. - Yeah. - So, she's taking her time and, of course, is Rick having a Coke party in the back? No. These fucking blues clues are going wild. These bows clues. - They're broad-saking. Way too long, even by 1992 standards. - She's selling us out, bro. I gotta tell you, can I call you bro? I know you're a brother. Can I call you bro? I feel like we know each other. - And he's like, and the cow's not, you know, believing, and I'm like, "Yo, fuck this. I'm gonna go and get myself a drink." - Yeah. - You just had two beers? - Right. But he's like, "I'm gonna walk. You're in the suburbs, friend." I saw that neighborhood. I was like, "There's no bar." - They were like straight up in the hood. - You know what? - You really wanted to know. - Yeah, it was. Dude, that's kind of what I loved about most of this movie, isn't it? - Every car was a junker. I mean, I think the cow had a Cadillac in that first scene. But the rest of it is these achora, or something like a fortorious, or some shit. - That's what makes everything feel so fucking real. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're right. Her apartment complex, it was a house, you know, so awful. - Yolana's finally coming up to meet up with him. - You goons grabber. - Yeah, two cars worth of goons come in, one of the car sets comes out to grab Yolana. So Rick's out of the way, he's walking around the corner, happens to spot the other car and starts shooting at him when he hears kale shooting at the people capturing Yolana. They manage to get her saved, some of the goons get away, they get her in the car and they drive up. And then before that, Rick, something about that broad, she made the call to those goons. - He's saying, he's saying this right in front of her face. - She said us up, man, I ain't sign up for this shit. And she's like, "Fuck you, I would never do that." And he's like, "Quiet." We are gonna work together whether you like it or not. - All right. And you know what everybody? Guys, we're already like 80 minutes in this movie, we're so close to the end already. We have not talked about our villain, Henry, motherfucking Selva. - I wonder which wig he was wearing for this one, 'cause he had two, and he showed the director of Bronx Warriors, he says, "Which one do you want to wear?" And he said, "That one." So he's shooting pool, he's a billiards man. - That's right, he's got such great 90s shirts on, you've got to lock the ball. - Right, Sonny Langdon, he is personal bodyguard/personal bartender. - That's right. - And he's like, "Sir, your white wine spritzer, right here, sir, with a twistle lemon like you always like it." - That's right. - Pepe, thank you. I wish we could do Henry Selva justice. I might have to pepper a Pepe in there. - I kept thinking he was saying, "Baby," but Pepe, he's like, "Pep, pep, pep, pep, pep." He's not even saying words. He's saying, "Pep, pep, pep." - Pepe. Check it out, Pepe. - Yes, sir. - Pepe, yes, sir. Pepe. - Are you sure? - Absolutely. Pepe. Pepe. Pepe. Pepe. Pepe. Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, the plane. - Okay, but yeah, it's so fantastic. And I loved every time Henry said it, I was on the edge of my seat. This is what Henry does, though. This is why I wanted to get him in a griffness. - So, a goon just walks in to tell Perez-- - Hey, boss. Oh, your gosh, there's hair. - Gets punched in the face, flies down the flight stairs. Don't you ever bother, Mr. Perez again. You bother me? And then I bother you, and then we tell Mr. Perez. And then he snaps against neck. I mean he was intense. Sonny was intense. Excuse me All right back to our crew they're at a hotel now they have I guess two days to a kid They gotta go from Chicago down to the border and they're like let's stop at this hotel Well, you just said a minute ago to go on the airstrip. Where are they going? I don't know this is what I'm trying to tell you I have no clue. Have they flown anywhere? Did they fly somewhere because after he picks up Rick? There's a shot of airplane flying and it's like wait. Did you guys already fly down the border cuz at this point? Rit or kale is still wearing all the leather. Yeah, it's my packed one set of leather I'm so confused. I think they're supposed to be at the border at this point. So Rick is you is the usual I? Don't trust this broad Cal and she's like you don't fuck you. I'm done with it She walks out and then Cal tries to calm things down. She like he's like rat poison. It's soda pop Yeah, it might help your tummy, but it kills you awful and awful analogy there it was awful and then Cal just gives a look to Rick and So he's like I need you to understand something about Rick. He just went he's been in prison So, you know how that does sexual frustration the sexual frustration the the trust issues you have You know, you think you got a brother and then next thing you know, they got a shiver You know you don't you need to listen to Golden Globus to use for episode of death war you'll learn everything you need to know about prison and survive about it and so He looks at the two of them and just gives them a look with his eyes and the two come together I think we can make this work just for this, right? But we're not staying in the same room, right? We have Two days to a kill now. That's right and Cal's like, oh, don't worry. I'm in her room You don't have to worry about that. I'm into her. You're not you already said it. You're not into her So you got your own room and so we I did we go straight to the shot at night? No, we go right to a press Oh, okay, press is He's had barns for a couple days. She's finally meeting Barnes. Oh, that's right. Oh, this is such a good And he's like you're gonna work for me. Aren't you are you gonna be a nice good hostage because if you're not I can always Replace you if you don't cooperate and of course Pepe's got a hey, it's got a chime in we're gonna fuck kill you Come down I love this. He does the little finger over his lips. Oh Quiet down Don't and then Barnes. He wants it. He's fucking like what the fuck he wants a cool situation Oh, I see have a chess board there. Do you play chess? Not even get what these what fucking press is like in my own humble way. I do what the fuck does that mean? Like I I play like checkers. I Imagine these bigs are the pieces that chucks it at it and then Pepe out of this amazing Show them a goddamn respect. He's a grand master The kicker ass on the chessboard. Maybe I heard of the boat has twins. He's better than both of them combined And he doesn't need no fucking anal beat in his asshole. That's what you move boom Enough Be kind to our guest So now they're in a room fucking I told you he's a personal buyer slash personal bartender. So he's behind the bar That's right. So everybody this hostage knows his mind They have a couple because a guy asked for a long island nice tea. Yeah, like this guy knows his mind Guys that throws back to a certain movie we've done That's oh my god. If you haven't listened to that episode listen to it. Have you ever seen that movie to be free? Watch it now. I believe that was a a fill-backed one. I Don't like Phil, but he's right about this one So press is like I see the way you look at me, but I'm just a businessman a businessman and dreams Bring me a dream. Pepe. Oh, that sounds super familiar, too. Bring me a dream I sell dreams bigger than any Entertainment it's called cocaine because Barnes there's fighting back like wait You're only in the drug business because your dad was like you can do anything you want you have all of his fortune You can start a horrible wrestling corporation You believe in me before you leave barn, but I got barns are not barns. Perez is sticking to it I bring dreams I'm the dream maker. I'm the same man. I'm the same back at the motel Rick is horny as fuck and he's like I gotta get my dick wet. I don't know. I'm doing that I get my dick wet and I was like do what you got to do Yeah, Cal even comes up to him. He's like why are you in a parking lot staring at the stars that you can't see because there's too much light Blue shit. I'm lonely friend. I'm doing Pepe now. I'm lonely friend I don't know what to tell you. I'm gonna go into your honors room and probably whip my dick out for a helicopter or something I don't fucking know and so poor old Rick just left there the parking lot alone Aren't you looking for a woman? It's our boys slick the pimp slick the pain some company my friend only $50 That's a good old joke there friend I gave you the 50. Where's your friend? I don't see her well I gotta go get her. Oh Yeah, you're gonna go get her. I won't give you 50. I will give you 20 stranger because you're gonna take off with the money Of course, it's like well. I'll take 20. I'll get you that girl though. I promise you ghost and then this woman's rather woman walks out it is big Bertha from super with the blonde wig and Rick says very politely. It's Godzilla with a wig I'm not fucking that and then we a little nice fun little scene where she's chasing after him So now we're in the hotel room with your London cow, and he's like look look I got three days to a kill Give me the deets. I'm Perez. How do you know him? She's like well, I met Perez in New York when I was a starving dancer We all know how that goes Murray you get those dancer legs, man I know you've been through ankles don't lie those angles my mind do toothpicks and Yeah, you gotta remind me about my knee injury grip. Thanks. Yeah, I had a dream of being a dancer a chip in those dancer But I lost I just in height my knee injury, and I can no longer be a chip in those I do remember back in the day when you were three inches taller than me. Yeah, that was a great time as a hard time So I had no choice if you're the streets are Perez. That's right, and he was a nice guy. Yeah, and then Calvin Murray's disgusting whore they talked about sophisticated things like you know being a foodie Liking tacos on Tuesday Peach us playing chess Their own way, which was actually just checkers like that it all together. He's accepted drug money Well, no, I love him. I think I have a son with him little Eric. You have a son with him He's living with my sister. This is why you realize Cal. No long cuz Cal was interested in fucking her But then Cal heard it she had a boy you got a kid you're like who Yeah, he was spending the kooties that you can't fuck a woman. He was had a brother. Yeah, yeah outside Trouble is brewing if this were a John Claude movie He would have gone on to be the father of the Rick Thanks to his nose Sniffs out some goons It does help that they just squeal on the brakes jump out with oozies. Yeah, it's quietly yelling at each other quietly yelling at each other It's what I just said there um and so Cal and Yolanda They're like hold on before he chastised me for not wanting to fuck you because you've had a child and your vagina's all fucked up But I don't want to fuck that shit and you're not willing to get me your asshole I think I hear a car outside. We gotta get Rick This isn't the main isn't the movie. I don't know what it's like. Oh, it's open fire on our gang They hide behind Slick's cars was car Slick's guy gets shot the fuck off that's right in the back fucking the wrote time got Zillow the wig yeah, and Slick obviously pissed off about his car got shot up. So our boys are just like we're out of ammo We got nothing to do here. Turns out Slick's got ammo of his own He's not shooting blanks. It matters. It do it pulls out two oozes and this opens fire on the fucking good And ain't enough he's hitting the goons - he shoots the one in the knee shoots the other guy And then he's like you motherfuckers are playing with me right now Let me show you my little friend pulls out a bazooka a bazooka and blows their car up see this Not even that he demands they pay to get his car repaired. That's right Yeah, he is not only a pimp he does insurance adjuster, and he's like obviously two thousand dollars the damage in my car That's right. I want two thousand dollars my girl worked a clear hour here So that's gonna be a hundred more dollars for that so it's twenty one oh God Zillow the wig She's a huge woman very rotunda if you will he's just yeah, we're done comes up to one of the goons bigger than him and puts her hand out He does he's like pair man. So the guy just puts the all the money as his pocket, and she's $500 short He's like pay the woman and they they pay up to two thousand dollars Fred Williamson knows We've suffered through your movie for a while now give us a little joke you need a little evidence a lot of tension we were tense But it's also chasing us even if you're the greatest fucking hit-and-run man of all time Sometimes you need a little luck Lady luck lady wrote on luck, and they got it so our crew we're on foot. We need a car We all I mean remember Rick's a criminal so of course he knows that hot wear car So he's ready to do that and cows like how the fuck do they keep finding out where we're at? Tell any man is that Yolanda. You can't trust her. I I'm getting out of here. I'll find us a car But you leave me the fuck alone. Just know that Yolanda. She's a rat So I think Cal tells Yolanda to call because like he didn't know she had a connection with Perez He's like calling him up. What's that a trap? That's right. That's exactly what we're leading to and calls up for us. We see her Yeah, this is peppy You're done Perez He's basically yes Can I take a message? something's bad is going to be so furious when he gets to that point and So She's like look I can't come up. I need to I need Perez. I'm tired of our kid Take him. I don't want Eric anymore. It's too hard. I want to have hot girl summer I want to go out there, which is not to be confused with hot rodent boy summer We talked about last up. Is that already over? Did you kill it? I killed it officially that yeah, and now because you're hearing it right at least in Detroit. It's dead Yeah, what's as far as you know across all gonna die as far as I'm concerned worldwide or just continental US world wide I don't want any rodent heavy any I know but what have you witnessed is it just done locally? That's the definite dead local. Did you notice any fucking hot rodent guys we were out. I wouldn't say it's already hot guys out there Truly of course Whoo, so she's like look I Want Perez to meet me at the summer via Vila near the border. We have a lot. I'll have Eric That's right. They're all vacation spot, which of course isn't America So just on the other side the boy just on the other side a puddle be a puddle jump San Diego, maybe San Diego Prepare the plane Where you say boss here to white wants richer well what he says is boss Are you sure about this you're gonna be across an international state lies? We'll give you an America Do you really want to fuck with America? My son means the world to me. I haven't seen him in years, but he's means the world to me I would do anything for my son even make a run for the border You don't worry. This is very I just watched it for the first time Chinatown Very old man with a very young son that came up and Chinatown. This is this is a loose Adaptation it is a loose adaptation Fred richly and town was called For instance to kill So hey, what's going on with Chuck Connors? Well, he's meeting up with Howard They're reading in the back of their limo again, and Howard is like. Oh my god We have two days to a kill now, and you have done nothing. Why didn't I call up Matt Hunter and Delta Force? They got Steve James God damn it. I knew it should have got it boss. You just gotta give me a little bit more to I don't have more time This Bobare bitches getting me hooked up with her other fucking freaky ass friend of Marjorie something Cross-fits right cross-fits. You know who she has no ass, and I'm going to you know what chicks who cross-fits Everything Jesus Christ. We don't even we don't even have the tongs to speak utter that They do a lot with their tongues. I don't want it. I'm disgusted by this conversation Our crew arrives at the via with a lyric, and you think it's zombie Eric is an absolute zombie Fred Williamson for all he's done for us Doesn't know how to direct a child because this child is on like they just grabbed a kid off the street Dude, you're in this movie now for real like have a soma because this kid has no idea where he's at Rick and sense detention absolutely nobody wants this kid. He's been living with you a lot of his sister That's right, and so he reads the room. He probably had the same situation mom's probably a prostitute or something He had to you know leave the room I have a friend coming over a little Rick. Yeah, go in the closet. We're gonna watch Terminator You're not allowed to watch so he's like a little come here. I don't want to be happy He's like Laura come here. Yeah, there you go. That's Rick I'm gonna show you how to blow shit up Rick if you ever want to know how to blow up You notice his demolitions look like a firework display like the fucking like big firework display with the buttons and shit Yeah, it was it was a little ludicrous if you will how we set it up outside the house Tripwire it was it was it was Christmas lights that he was setting up with a white package with black tape over it Every you know like five feet. So that's your an hour Rick is wired the entire house, and it's one wire everybody I just want you to know this so wait Please we specifically got Rick cuz he's a demolition. Yes, of course They knew this was gonna happen. They knew this was gonna happen or even knew about Yolanda Yes, and any via yes, he knew this is what they were gonna do with it Was an idea. I mean I need to To finish this mission. I have to blow something up. I Hey This is why you're not going on the word of Cal you're going on the word of Captain Damien Wright. He knew Exactly what he needed So Rick's like all right. I have the whole house wired Yolanda stops cow right because before anything happens Here's and he hands him a note. This is my sister's address anything happens to me little Eric make sure he goes back there If he's nothing happens to me make sure he goes back to my sister All right, and we'll continue to add in the big players so Perez like we said he's on the south side of the border flying in lands gets in the limo's Pepe, you know, they arrive at the villa villa and Pepe gets out, and he's like gotta inspect everything sir. Let me check everything out And he's like all right. It's all clear. He just like opens a door. It's like all clear sir I I'm so glad you said it. He throws the front door open all clear So Perez meets up with Yolanda alone. That's right Pepe Get Eric for me. That's right. I love it. It's like they're they're like doing a duet all rage and screaming from Pepe So calm Cool collected Henry Sullivan. Yeah Well that This is why I needed more solo in my life He's been such a good villain for us in so many movies. I want my coffee with no sugar It makes me insane So he pulls her in for a nice smudge and goes baby. I'm addicted to I love you But you betrayed me Take her and do whatever you want with this whore and after your fun find her enemies and kill them Slowly I really hope all those Pick up on the mic. Yeah, I don't know if they will But Mario so many times said Pepe But just with little puffs of air because it's a so So Static he's always wanted to rape Yolanda, but he couldn't because the boss is girl. Yeah So sorry, this is the discretion here. Yeah, we'll get into the hard Hard other art here. They're slapping around throws her down on the Your cat's nose is itching Well, he has a problem drinking out of the faucet, but that's the only thing you want to drink out of he rips all her clothes off This one zips his fly. He didn't take his clothes off. Well, yeah, you know the worst thing about You know people like this is their gun shy and they're fucking weak people And that's why they have to do this type of thing so He shows this full weakness by not showing any of his weakness Steven Seagal style and We get the titty shot. We get her crying out We get a shot of Fred Williamson Cal outside the door like she's being harmed. I gotta wait let this play out So we listen in He's a grandmaster in his own way he has to have all his pieces in place and we just do a like cut time laughs of apparently finishing up and Then Steve wait or Cal waits for Pepe to leave She's like comatose laying on her face on the fucking couch naked. We don't know how much time to let For her being sexually assaulted and Then just Fred walks in the room. Hey put some clothes on we got to get out of here He shows a little tenderness He like throws the towel that Pepe white jizz off his dick with and it covers her naked. Yes, exactly And it's like we got to get out of here. Where's your son Eric put it together woman. What's your problem? We got to save your son. Here's a gun. That's all's everything Yeah, and then we cut to them like going out by the pool And she's fine fully dressed again, right? And then all hell breaks loose. That's Rick's cue Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Yes. He had music time to his explosions Boom-boom-boom. I think one explosion goes off - it's not even like this big fucking thing They kept showing these people who are getting okay Rick is in an enclosed area Oh, yeah, I can't do some shit over here, and then you've got kale out there being jumped By presses guys and somehow Rick knows There's a guy jumping him right now, and he's got a light switch board like for Mike's sister Thousand buttons and he goes B12 and it blows up the guy about to shut down he needed an expert That's what we put up a Rick's bullshit exactly and Rick Did not phone it in he murders everybody blows everybody up Eric is safe and runs to Rick and Eric and Rick are just no father dude. Yeah, it is That who knew that air that's what Rick needed in his life was a fucking you ever kill a man adopted So that button there so everything's looking good until Yolanda gets shot like four times in the chest, right? And she's like I don't want to die. This is horrible Honeyland of greatest evil bad guy laugh in the biz That's why the predator stole his laugh. That's right, and he's just like I'm gonna give you one last penetration One last core. Yes, if you pull out the fucking ice pick screws cruising on the handle Stabs are in the chest laughs as he walks off Cal shows up. Oh, you're dead All right, I gotta move on and then like Pepe's like hiding behind it like there's like there's like a wall around the Via and he's hiding behind the door and he steps out with his gun and he just throws down you wouldn't shoot on a man Now, would you and so Cal's like no, I would it show yourself and I bet you'd like to get your hands on me for I did to that whore. She weren't dead. I'd go back for some sloppy ass seconds mother fucker And you hear the sound of a gun drop and so you know of course the Pepe walks Walks on and suppose 20 years younger than fucking exactly also. He's got a shoe guard haircut and everything from no country fraud Did you ever watch no country? Yes, I've seen that. Okay. I'm sorry. It's just a big old house. You haven't seen yes Never see there's no cut or you know cut your for all I've seen there will be blood. Okay. That's the other one. Yes so Pepe's like And then psych Cal pulls a gun out of the back of his pants and then he just drops that yeah I I don't again this the booking for this is awful. So then they go in the hand-to-hand Pepe takes his jacket off, but from in his jacket. He pulls out a knife So it's just like this weird cock tease of cuz Pepe is He's a grandmaster of his own. Yeah of the The ultimate chess. I'm gonna bleed you worse than that bitch You know good Pepe you just don't do a good Rick cuz it usually is Pepe It's such a fun Pepe so fun to play Pepe is so fun to play. He is a sunny land At the time of his life. We are not pro sexual assault on this podcast. Pepe is just a great villain Speaking and also he's not a person of color. So it's like, you know, we can respect him as an actor and as well Just want to say that speaking of sexual not assault But sex in itself we get some bounce a bounce bounce was there fighting with some funky ass music Maybe we open the fucking show with us. We might be we don't have music We don't we didn't have that moment driving back thinking I'm taking a cross fly like the wind I don't know Chris clock Christopher cross not Chris cross Christopher. I'll make you say jump fly like the wind Because it says go to Mexico We're gonna see we're gonna see what everybody gets here and you're hearing us think this out loud at the end of the episode Yeah, this is some backs fucking staged information. This is how you know, we're not sausages made Even though you can hear the phages flip flipping around. Yeah, we didn't play it on that part So they fight they fight some more and they'll end up in a pool They gotta go down Fred by the way the whole time in this fight. He's handling it, but you're thinking I Think a lot I'm thinking Fred can't swim because exactly because he's black black bones are too dense This is a joke everybody Yeah, we don't black people can't swim so we're like, oh my god fucking Fred's dead right is dead No, apparently Native Americans can't swim either. That's right immediately drowns He like literally he's drowned like a minute like a ten seconds No, I don't know if it was the tracking issue or what but it's just like oh wait Fred is alive yet pet pay is drowned. Oh, and we just see Top of it. We said you said I didn't I've never heard this is griff thing like people have dense bombs Also, I read a lot of Earth. It's like a fucking anchor. Hey go back to the start of this episode It was only one hour ago. It's crazy to think about that because we're almost done with this you told us Griff, I have leather. I used to buy leather all the time. I bought leather here and I bought leather there I've never owned leather. So I know I don't know this experience I've drove into a pool with clothes on you don't want to be in a pool wearing leather I've gone into a pool with clothes on and that's hard enough to get out The noises it makes when you're dry leather. Oh Yeah, imagine what hey, I'm a corduroy man. We got our own noise But that drives the ladies wild and I can attest to so he drowns I think I can barely hear that one. Yeah, no, no, these are I think I think that's it's that little blip right there I think is your Is that showing up? Everyone's gonna love that I'm glad we're having fun with it. I think it actually did show up though I think you said it closed it up to the mic it showed up Kill some so he pulls himself out he struggles out of the pool, but Still has a little in his step Because he emerges and Fred just shoots them Do you have another gun and I don't know where Fred had all these guns But as you said Fred cross out of the pool dripping fucking wet Then they do this shot from him on the grassy. No, he's completely dry wearing ray bands and just shoots the guy He's still wet. He's still wet. But then this is the next scene Perez like bravo. He was watching it all Well, well, it's just oh my god. I didn't realize what Fred did here think about this I just I was just mocking Fred for every scene where he could have stopped his woman Yolanda's Sexual assault from happening and he said no, I'm just gonna let this play out and then put a shirt over her Perez is the same thing with his main man per Pepe, but he's a sick drug lord. Yes He is so I'm trying to say they could have done the we're pretty much the same good, so this is where he's like then Cal walks into the shot Drowned right sits down. This is where he's poking a cigar, right? This cigar trade all laid out for each mood of cigars. We all know Murray big fan of cigars He was just telling me graph. I was hanging out with my uncle and cigars. They smell so good Yeah, well my uncle 70s now late 70s He just now got the word that like smoking cigars is cool. It's so not cool That's such a 90s thing cigar club that was so big in the 90s So he's smoking us a grab a barbeque for a 4th of July. Yeah, all that nasty Smells so bad blowing on me so bad that I I'm lying in bed later on and I'm like My hair had that smell I had to wash my fucking hair in the middle of the night because it was making me sick I couldn't go to sleep. Yeah, so nasty. It just Just thinking about what nicotine and all that fucking smoke does to your shit Like I'm glad people stop smoking inside. See that's the thing I don't have the immunity anymore because I used to because everybody my fucking family smoked Yes, so it didn't bother me right and now when I'm around it. It's fucking awful. Yeah, I understand what people are You know in the early in the early days when we started saying no smoking and bars and everything It's like what are people complaining about but now that I've been far away from it Yeah, it does fucking hit me where it's like oh shit. No, this fucking sucks guys. Let's stop this Was a great soldier Well That's a nightmare come true. Let's negotiate because he knows he's been beaten. He is his his main goon is gone This is good. This is what Mitch McConnell would do in this situation. You know, he's a little fucking rat He's turtling in his cave. Look man. All I want is bonds You have the aces. What choice do I have? Anything you want I will have him brought immediately at the airstrip so they're at the airstrip And then the plane lands and then this cops come out and then Perez is arrested He's just like what you didn't go throw on your deal. I lied. That's it. I lied. Yeah You got to work on your endings for it. Oh big endings are Absolutely the hardest part. You can't do cliffhangers nowadays All we do is these fucking prolonged shows where it's just like we don't want to end this. Let's cliffhang it Try to do another season. Yeah, this worked out for the most part game of throwing people like for the most part I love that ending a game throwing some of the best endings to any Well, that yeah That's what me and it was so good until they had it ended what I could see because it was so dark, too Oh, oh was it? Yeah, it was the battle scenes were like really dark. I've watched I've read all the books multiple times It's a good show until they run out of book. Yeah, exactly. Then it goes up. That's what I've always heard I've watched three episodes of this show. I'd never care to pick it all So Barnes, he's got he's been rescues. He's got it. You know, thank his his heroes He goes up to fucking brick and cow anything you boys need. I'm the war administer council or something. I can get you guys any ambassador to the World Security Council Taylor Swift concert. Do you guys want to be front row for that? You could see your kuchi you could see her kutis and Of course Bose like fuck Rick Rick wants to see them coops and then Cal just puts his finger up to ricks Baby boy I See knowing that you're alive is rewarded off. That's it. That's all we needed. We're satisfied But he pulled out this crumple piece of paper with the yolanda's blood on it I think this is like I don't want nothing to do that kid Eric Can you I think this is a serious dance dress take care of that kid. This is some whole Who had a kid take care of it Rick is this like whoa? What is going on? This is my chance. What are you doing? This guy is connection. Don't worry pal the eagle would dump on you soon enough now that that's something right that's like That's that that's Chicago. We're on the lake next to the op Conservatory Cal is meeting up with right night time and he's like he's got his I think he has his trash leather trench on This he does absolutely and he's like who set me up right Yolanda was dirty you set me up Cal I need my pension Perez no he he fucking blackmailed me. He threatened to kill my family You got to understand where I'm coming from I was the best Navy captain around and I never I'm serious this straight from the movie. I never got the raise I deserve because all those Minnesota boys No, he said I thought no he said Citadel boys or something about maybe said it all something about the Academy what yeah, I heard Minnesota boys. It was probably something more like Citadel So you got you got the probably real. Oh, it's like it's like everything. It's nepotism, dude And who you know not what you know look at politics today. It's all fucking nepotism And so he's like so he in fact he's at a point run right side He's like I can't retire on this shitty ass pension. I need to drug money Yeah, and I didn't do it. He killed my family. Have you seen? He's intense. I don't want my fucking kids getting raped and murdered by him 24 hours friend. This is what I can do for you. I'm turning my back. I'm walking Think about my pension I'm walking away 24 hours to turn yourself in and if you turn your back on a man with a gun You have every right to kill him. Well, that's the thing you got to bring up right pulls out a gun on his old friend who saved his pension Apparently and we're like oh my god. Cal couldn't have killed right. No way. He did that mission for friendship This is a one-off movie. So maybe he did no it's Rick he said can I get paid please and he's like Pulls out a lot of money. I don't worry My sir, that's what right. Oh, yeah, even though he said he's doing it for friendship. Yeah I guess right knew that that's bullshit. Yeah with Cal So yes, he pays off Rick and they walk off and they hit the wind They fly like the wind as our opening song by Christopher Cross. Maybe told you There you have it grip you redeemed yourself What are you gonna do for next week's episode well Murray? We've got actually a big weekend plan now. Hopefully we we weren't sure this was gonna happen But it kind of came together last minute. So it's kind of throwing my plans into a little bit of a, you know Fucking washing machine here So I want to make sure we're in the right mind for both activities. Okay Do you want to do a Move Sophie's choice Starring an actor. We've already done a couple times Both of these are modern 2023, maybe 2024 movies I know you got like two and a half hour movie. Yeah, both of them are under two and a half One of them is two hours One of them's about an hour 50 Damn you Griff. What are they? So no, I want you to choose between an actor. We've already done I want the one that's not two hours the one hour 50. Well Murray. You have just signed yourself up for Jason staple In the beekeeper what you've been wanting to do this movie forever. I don't know why I don't know either But I could have done the mechanic part two which I told you I watched and it was even worse than the first one We can still do that because you control 11 months out of the fucking year That's true the other choice you were gonna get that we're gonna do eventually in the future everybody is the new Roadhouse movie But that is a two hour Yeah, if he's choice grift I'd rather do Roadhouse, but it's longer. I know it's like a two hour 10 minute movie or something And so when you said yeah, we might be doing this other thing I was like we might need a shorter movie So that's why I guess we got I guess I got dust off my stay from impression So we're gonna be talking Denny's next week. We're gonna be talking about that sweet sweet cup of a rabbit cubby You know a rabbit then bean Yeah, talking about that gritty Mexican filter. Oh my god It's probably got us so much Mexican. I really wanted to do Roadhouse, but yeah, you know We got to do a shorter movie. We need to be we need to be right I need to be fresh for what we got to be fresh for next Saturday So hey everybody We're doing a new movie We're exploring it probably all together because no one watches fucking movie because it look like dog shit It's probably dog shit probably Action movies have lost their way and so yeah If you like listening to this hate on a fucking movie. They do judging by our Super Mario brothers Right, we listen we hear what you like you like listening Do always do what you say, but we do listen or the yeah, exactly We do our own thing a lot of time But we know what you like our hatred and there's probably a lot of hatred next week So I'll be listening and I hope You're listening and you you have an exception of mine Do you play chess? And my own humble way these are goddamn game master. What the fuck are you? Hey (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
Bread and butter 90's action with some awkward dialogue and a great villian duo in Silva and PEPE