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Death Warrant (JCVD)
(upbeat music) ♪ I've been up, I've been down ♪ ♪ Take my way, my way around ♪ ♪ Ain't asking for much ♪ ♪ I said, "Oh, take me downtown" ♪ ♪ I guess looking for some touch ♪ ♪ I've been mad, I've been good ♪ ♪ Those taxes, how they would ♪ ♪ Ain't asking for much ♪ ♪ I said, "Oh, take me downtown" ♪ ♪ I guess looking for some touch ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ (upbeat music) Why am I opening? Why it's because it's Christmas in July where we flipped the script and Griff programs the show all July long, ain't that right, Griff? ♪ It's gonna be a hot ♪ ♪ Griffness, it's gonna be a steamy ♪ ♪ Griffness, and it's gonna be a ♪ ♪ Griffness full of technical difficulties ♪ - I hope it's not gonna be a Griffness full of, I hope this is an anomaly. - We try to just go have a nice evening with our friends, come back to a nice little van, damn, episode. - Knock this out, no problem. - No, we're pros, this is episode 317, I believe. - It's not like we have a guest on. Well, we probably do sound a little different right now. Because the program I, we've been using for the last six years has decided to stop working at exactly 22 minutes in 12 seconds and round one and two. So here we are. - This is our third opener. - Yeah. - Thankfully, we noticed by the time we started with the movie we noticed it crashed. - Yes. - But still, this is don't, don't give a shit if this is a shitty episode. - Right, we're fucking tired. We both worked today, this is a Friday, but we usually record on Saturdays where we're fresh, you know, we, you know, but no, we're tired. - Tired? - No, we don't want to give you a shitty episode. We really, especially with Jean-Claude van Daum. - That's right. So we want to talk stuff. - It fits the movie, Graff. Because the killer's name, the Sandman. And boy, did he put me to sleep. - I've got the sand in my eyes right now. - Yeah. - I'm feeling, I'm feeling-- - Hey, I got a 45 minute drive home after this. - It's going to be great night for you. - But, you do have that one day, full day off for you tomorrow. - I'll get a month day off and then I work every day until the next time we record. - Yeah, worry the hard working man, just never forget. - Call me the working man. That's what I am. Thank you, Getty Lee, Canadian character in this episode. It's Canada Day, by the way, today. I think it is. - No, July 1st, I think. - I don't think so. I don't know. - I thought it was July 1st. - It might be based on the weekend. - I don't know. I have a Canadian friend and she said it's Canada Day. - Oh, well, obviously I have to, you know. - Equius. I don't know. - Good, three intros? They have not sounded anything the same. - Well, that's why we're so damn good. I mean, I don't wanna repeat myself. - That's why it's hard to do it. - These aren't scripted people. I know there's tons of people that have to script out and they just read it over and over again. They edited it. No. - We raw dog it. - We raw dog it all night long. Our dicks are rub raw. Bleeding, if you would. - Bleeding raw dog. - I don't know which is the thing. - When you're listening to this, hopefully if we finish this fucking episode. - Oh my God. - It would be 4th of July Eve. They call it the 3rd of July. And talking about raw dogs, we're gonna be having some high, I'm not gonna have any hot dogs. I don't like hot dogs. But are you having any hot dogs on the floor? - I don't really, you know what? Despite my love of hot dogs, I don't eat them very often. Like if there's one out on the barbie, I learned that from my Aussie book. Look, listen, you want to think Australian, just put IE at the end of every word. - Hazy. - That's hospital people. - Hot doggy. - Oh, you're the hot doggy. - No, you are so wrong about that. - Gonna have a hotty doggy. - It's called a glizzy. - Ooh. (laughing) - It is, but once again, just had an IE. What the fuck's wrong with you, Aussie? - Oh, so a hot dog should be called a glizzy? - No, if you call it a hotty doggy. (laughing) - I don't know if my hair can go for a hotty doggy right now. - Oh, give it to me. - I love the glizzy down me throat. - Yeah, we're tired people. This is gonna be- - Oh, slapstick humor. - Oh, it's gonna be slap happy. - Oh, my God, for sure. Oh, my God. So, we have both, this is the material we have done too many times out. We have both seen it. - For me, our first two were excellent. - Excellent. - We don't have this shitty opener for you. - We have both seen this movie and our- - In informative years. - In informative years, beautiful way to say that. You are never really that big of a JCPD guy. - I know, I enjoy Jean-Claude Van Damme, but no, he didn't mean as much to me as he meant to you. I was a Schwarzenegger guy, so I'm older. But I enjoy, I mean, blood sports in my top five favorite canon movies of all time, so I do appreciate the Van Damme. - So you did go out and rent this movie? - Yeah. - And you did not really remember anything but- - I remember the Sandman, I remember it took place in prison, that was all. - That's it. - I, you know, this was in my heyday of Jean-Claude. He was at his peak for me. I got this movie expecting the world. I was like, there's no black eagle happening here. Jean-Claude. Like confusing parts for me in this movie, but there's one thing I remember. And it's the last scene of this movie, and that's about it. This is a very meh movie. - Yeah, mid as the kids say, but the interesting fact about this movie is it's technically his last canon film because canon financed this film. They got bought by MGM and it was released as an MGM film. If you believe I am DB, which I believe everything written on I am DB. - Yes, I did see somebody put out there that 9/11 was an inside job, so I believe that. - Yeah, that's our friend Andy. - Earth is flat, I believe that. - Yeah, well, we haven't proven it, yeah. I mean, we've only been to space and actually put cameras on the earth, but, you know, it's like a broob in there. - Well, I need to see it for myself. - I mean, 'cause we've seen, I mean, unless we've never been to space, I don't know what they believe, but we see, 'cause in their belief, it's like the whole world is like a circle and it's flat. So we're, when you're in space, we see in pictures from space, we see only half of the world. So is the other half the world underneath the flight, like gravity doesn't, I guess really strong. - Yeah. - Down on the glizzy English, everything. - Oh, yeah, they shrimp up the glizzy. - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. - Do you want to be a hot dog with shrimp on it? - That doesn't sound pleasant. You don't, that's the most anti-Jew meal of all time. Pork and like shellfish. - Okay, we probably-- - People that are anti-Zionists now, all of a sudden, 'cause that's the hot trend. - It is the hot trend. - We're 4th of July because this is 4th of July Eve. Have a fuckin' glizzy with some shrimpy on the Barbie. And show those Jews what you mean. I don't know, I, Golden Globus Cedar, two Israelis. I got no problem with it. Like, what's the thing? Well, people are like anti-Israel now, we wouldn't have Golden Globus if there was no Israel, because they're both Israelis. I got them Golan and Yorum Globus. - I think they're just mostly anti-Israeli government. - Whatever. - I don't think there's that many. There's the usual-- - Boy, we're not political here, right? I don't want to have a glizzy and enjoy my 4th of July, just like you are getting away from the family. You're like, I need to get away, I need to go to my happy place, that's Golden Globus. - Okay, basically what's going on here. You have John Claude, your shorts up to your nipples. Relax them, let's get back into our wheelhouse, a round house, if you will. Let's talk John Claude, let's talk about his movies, let's talk about the fact that he's always got a politician as a bad guy, a rich man as a bad guy, or some kind of crooked top as his bad guy. Let's talk about that, because of the movie as Crooked Prison Guards. - We get Crooked Business Guards. - Crooked Guards was a business guard. - Sorry, prison guards, it's late. - Yeah. - Crooked Prison Guards, excuse me. Crooked politicians, we get like the rich people. - Well, 'cause they're the awful people. - We get it all. - Bring that back, people, rich people, shit. - Yes, I don't care what color the rich person is, let's get them all out there, let's have some fucking fun. Let's get a Patrick, how Patrick is a villain again. Let's get a Danny Trail out there as a fucking drug. - Yep, is that the bad guy? - That just reminds me. - A business guy. - There is, they can be one memorable villain, this actor from the past 20 years. You can't, 'cause there's not. There were the million of them. - That's it. - There was a million of them. No, but these are, I'm talking about people that, like Tom Hardy plays all types of characters. I'm talking about people, Patrick O'Pandrick always played villains. - Yeah. - And everything. And so did a lot of the, like, the dar. - Yeah. - All these classic villains, fucking Drago. - Yeah. - Who is that? Who is the equivalent of that? Now, this is why we're loot, this is why no one goes to the movies anymore. - Yeah, well, yeah, good. We don't make interesting movies, we don't make just fucking fly by night movies, that you just go in and say that was good and leave and never think about it again. - We don't let interesting looking people in the movies, instead we get pretty people, like Chris Hemsworth. - There we go. - Talking about anti-Semitic, that knows in Furiosa. Come on, people. But yeah, I mean, we have plenty of ugly people in the world and they deserve, and they're usually better actors anyway. - Yeah. - Let them shine. - Yeah. - Getting so boring. They're like, "Hey, Blockbuster." And Blockbusters are the most boring movies usually. How are the Blockbuster-- - Because they're more boring movies. - Any movie that has to please everybody is gonna please nobody. - Let's just fucking narrow our lane. They do it all day on Netflix now. - This is why we need more canon films. We need these like mid-level film studios, but everything got gobbled up by the conglomerates. - Yeah. - And we're suffering as a result, because we're not getting, and I don't know why I'm saying this, because the movie we're doing sucks this week. - It fucking, it's so mid. - Yeah. - Lover of JCDD. - But no, it's better than the shit we're getting right now. - Oh yeah, no, I would go see this movie and be like, "Wow, Murray, I didn't really like this movie." - But I enjoyed it better than the latest Jason Straits, Statham movie. - And it's still somehow gonna take us fucking two hours to talk about this movie. One of the most convoluted John Claude movies for you. - I didn't think it was that convoluted, but-- - No, you didn't let me finish, as usual, and we're up there. - Yeah, right. - It's one of the most convoluted John Claude movies. - Well, most of his movies up until now-- - Tournament. - Yeah, tournaments. - You just get into a tournament. - Yeah. - And the reporter's into you, and you're asexual. But in this movie, he is mostly asexual. - He's predatory in this movie. - But then gets, well, he's been in prison. We've never been in JCD in prison. - So are you saying this is a commentary on the prison system that he creates, Rapus, instead of-- - Oh, Rapus. - Yeah, I think it's-- - In fact, it's more rapey. - Murray, this-- - Rapus currency in prison, we know this. We've seen it off movies. We know "Tossing Salad" came from the prison system. It was the first to do it. - Yeah. They're the first person to put a cherry on a bottle. Makes the-- - That's abatable, but-- - It makes the salad all the sweeter. - Well, if you're having a black Caesar. - You definitely don't want a cherry on a black Caesar. - By the way, Abra, we know who Larry Cohen is. All right. We did "Mania Cup" and "Black Caesar." All right, we've seen some of his other movies as well. This is the first sex thriller by last week's episode. Go check it out, special effects. - I had a friend named Rob 'cause I saw-- I actually saw face-to-face face-to-face on my co-workers and one of them was kind of in the horror and everything. And so he brought-- - Can you talk about the song movies? - Oh, yeah, definitely. So he was bringing up an Italian director and I didn't recognize the name. I was like, that seems familiar. It wasn't Dario Argento. - Okay. - And so-- - Huh? - The Fulche? - It was like Lucio Fulche? It was at Luke. - Fulche, yeah. - Oh, okay. Yeah, it was the guy who did "Murderock." - Yeah. - Okay. - Fulche. - And so I was like, I know that name and I went and looked and I was like, oh shit, I know this movie. It's pretty goddamn good. You should check that one out. - What was the movie? - "Murderock." - Oh, he recommended "Murderock" to you? - No, he only gave me the director. - Okay. - And he was like, yeah, my friends want to start watching. Like this Fulche guy. And I was like, oh, I know that name. And I said, start here. This was a very entertaining movie. - Yeah. - Really enjoyed it. We recorded that years ago. - Yeah. - Last year. - Classic. - Last year? - No, a couple years ago. - A couple years ago. - This is our third attempt. - Yeah. - Should we just go to the fucking trailer and get the over with? Should we rip the band-aid off? - Let me go ahead and introduce these people. It's "Griffmas" in July. It's not Murray's job to introduce the trailer. It's my job. - It's not a Murray Christmas. It's "Griffmas" in July. - Hey, goddamn right it is. You can have some other fucking bullshit holiday. Like the other two. - Yeah. - Like the other two. - Yeah. - Let's go. fucking bullshit holiday like the other two eleven months yeah the black history of all right everybody if you're still listening you must have you but hate your family a death war and that's the promise first he demolished the supreme player in the most google sport in the world then he crushed the competition in a contest nobody plays for kicks now what's the problem he faces a new challenge only this time there are no rules and nobody's playing games Detective Burke we want to send you undercover into Harrison as a prisoner van Damme is Burke you're not gonna last you long it's the threat it's a promise he's got the toughest job a cop can do it's a head list you're a dead man his cover has been blown what are you doing in my prison it's too late you get a sense remembers next on the list and the odds are impossible van Damme he loves a good fight death warrant huh if that was a great trailer wasn't it i don't know i don't listen grave death warrants you want me to lead into the episode is that what we're doing here yeah okay this is your choice everybody here we are on the streets of LA and you know what that means porn store linker store church tongue creation is in process though so they're all in the church all courtesy problem the streets that's right and then we have an abandoned building and right outside that building pants pulled way up to the nipples so we know who it is it's your uncle out playing i'm gonna say it's pronounced Louis Burke we'll call him Burke because that's what he's referred to in this movie yeah he is on uh on loaned out by the royal Canadian mounting police loaned him out to the L.A.P.D. to catch the serial killer the Sam and why because he killed Napa Nure if only only Bush's administration allowed the Mounties to loan out the states show i forget what it was called but it wasn't about a Mountie that was like working with a regular cop Murray if they still allowed it we never would have 9/11 you're right about that i know i am i read it on IMDB he's gonna go in he's ready to go in they were located the Sandman the serial killer but then they're like hey wait for backup this is LA pal this ain't Canada where do you guys don't play by the rules that's all canada needs do this man he killed my partner we have pro seizures we know LA P.D. in 1990 it was all about following procedures my hands are tied as he's going in three cholo show up of course they do boob locks on the shoulder town baby oh man they say they got the fucking shorts they go down to their knees with the tube socks we go up to their knees they got the fucking flannel shirt with just the top button button they got the fucking it's it's fucking are we sure these are gangbangers maybe it's a suicidal tennis because it's got out of accounts or like i did have the pirate hat on and they're like hello let's say what you're doing in this delay are you getting a Pepsi and no i prefer coca-cola and then he does round houses this dude it is you've always told me if a man ever offers me a Pepsi on the streets i'm going to round house him so this is going to be institutionalized all i don't want is a Pepsi see guys our best material comes out at 11 30 p.m. on the east coast yeah milk and Pepsi you ever had milk and Pepsi is that a thing it was Laverne Shirley thing that was like Laverne's like drink annoying that i think i might have tried it but i just sound disgusting right yeah that sounds awful pepsi don't try i had a coffee coca-cola once before i was like is that good i didn't like coffee at the time and then they discontinued it so that makes sense but it probably would be pretty decent everyone's crazy about coffee but hey anyway he takes out the cholo super easy it's drunk a lot after all yeah i'm going to go in now this it was like we it looks like he's looking at a movie theater they kept showing like the movie theater next door do you know what i mean yeah it said films are christopher novel now boy exactly so i was like oh shit nevel this isn't the nevel verse and then he turns behind him where the camera is not focused on it oh it goes up into this arabella sex house you got fucking a guy in harchay box well yeah he had a box you know remember he had to pay for his sins first so there was a guy playing the squeeze box yeah the organ grind hey hey pay for your services i can tell you have some glutes on you you going for free big boy john clod is the original but man he was wearing he popularized butts yes oh you notice that it wasn't those young clod it was all about titties 70s and 80s big old jugs and then john clod hit the scene everyone wanted some big-ass glutes you make this very clear in so many episodes your legs you're an ass man yeah john clod himself made griff your boy griff your dear boy griff sweet baby griff made of an ass and like man okay that's how it worked out you made the whole world him and sir mix a lot should be given baby got back yeah my mom played that all the time for the children across the street that sounds very appropriate that isn't the most real story that sounds stupid that i've ever done it pays for his sins he walks up the fuck that palace sees that somebody was playing a little too rough because a naked woman dead on a bed that's right little wind chimes go off i love that the weapon was it was it was the wind chimes here or the sandman setting up his lair and see like deckster he sets up his kill room we've already made this movie better yeah because we're giving more depth to the sandman which had zero depth no character development maybe uh maybe a dream catcher somewhere or that would be so much better he's a sandman after all guys this is why you're listening to a dream Burke exactly he should like pulled it out in that scene like a little dream what what if that was that that's perfect because that was so big in the early 90s dream years i remember dated a girl had a dream i was like what the fuck mary the first girl that i had the audacity to try to get down her pants on head dreamcatchers and wolf posters all over a room well very feral well they caught my hand too i didn't get anywhere that night so it's okay so hey it's 11 30 it's time for raunch he goes uh it is gng after dark literally and everybody it's gonna be sun the sun's gonna be rising by the time we're done with it i didn't get the consent so you know what walk away walk away he goes up to like uh what was it like like an armoire what was like was it closet what was it no he's here's the wind chimes and then the camera focuses on it and then he realized there's a closed door that's suspicious in this dilapidated house the door should be falling off the hinges of course he's been into some of these Arabella sex houses he opens it up it is a ball a symbol of innocence innocence lost if you will and yes he is going through all this poetry in his mind and almost in dune fashion you're hearing his thoughts this is a ball it is in a scene this must belong that movie the bicycle as he says that dark his nemesis the sandman by the way they outside of the throwaway line he killed my partner there's no development on their rivalry on their needs to be so but wrestling one on one why are these people rivals we have no clue we're jumping but we know we know the partner thing that's it still like we could have i mean look i don't want to complain about a movie that comes in 90 minutes yeah but we could use a five-minute making a little opening scene where we see his partner being killed preferably a black man to show how open he is like liberal is we could easily take this capital to this movie and make him make way more sense we already did dream got your thing we already added the sandman to make him make sense he should have been like dream a little dream with me he should have gone so much more than because this movie just glitters glitter glitter glisses glisses glisses us with you said in this opener except this is our third opener so i don't know if people you know what glissi is no we didn't know that was the other one i think okay or make oh hey australians call hot dogs glisses which makes me want to vomit lids with glisses beds it's even more disgusting it's like something a deep thrower something oh don't isn't that our weed hot dogs oh i i chew that's how you taste it the best what do you joey chef's not maybe he does but oh joey by the way kick down says fourth this is third of july or we call it america fourth of fourth of july eve yeah that's right there's gonna be a lot of hot dog getting glizzy tomorrow making that day off no i gotta work there america's holiday maria's working just what i'm doing exactly what our businessman want us to do work every fucking day i know it's fucking disgusting as shit i hate that i hate i took june team off so i got to work on for the july i i had so he let's let the joe jump scare there's just a fucking doll and then of course we're getting the real scare to let you know that the sandman is insane she's wearing the most cliche outfit i don't think maybe in the 1950s insane people only wear pajamas and robe but it's the most insulting fucking thing for mentally ill people to be wearing like their cauldron like he's wearing he's literally wearing pajamas and robe buddy slippers full on fucking robe down to like his ankles because you know you want them to cover it up and uh birch just unload them because this is personal yeah he gets slash that a little bit but then he gets thrown cuz same man by the way we learn right here play by patrick ill patrick patrick ill patrick oh go down fame i've showed on fame best friends of our friend our best friend Paul london go look at patrick kill patrick's imdb again we don't remember which intro we said this in so maybe we already said this maybe we didn't go look at patrick kill patrick's imdb there is a sizzle reel that opens up on the page that is the friend of going love a theater paul london in that first shot acting with patrick ill patrick and a movie that never came out straight from the horse's mouth paul told me that himself yes we know he gets blasted oh no no this is the thing i needed to say very much like a new wrestler coming into the territory the bay face got to beat the big heel sandman has super human strength of course all crazy people have super he'll so he like gut punches van damming van dam's all about his core and his legs in this movie he must have been on the gas because his fucking arms are looking huge i thought he was on the gas good uh but he gets thrown 14 feet into a tiny little bed frame for a child you know innocence again the ball lost but yeah and while he's down there saying man's cutting a promo hey why don't you take a rocket ship to the moon where i am dusting people to sleep come with me to the chaos of the cosmos the ultimate warrior right there promo he did yes he did go up don't feel it all rocketed let us start to sleepy time oh and junklide does what i would do opens fire on this guy yes multiple gun jets and then i got a statement the one liner is horrible it's all fall you are under arrest yeah so he it's worth assuming he killed him because he didn't lower but insane people feel no pain we know that yeah as he cannot be stopped with bullets i believe that the slayer saw the criminally assaying feel no a pain yeah yeah 16 month what sick why 16 months not 12 months not 18 months 16 31 months later is it like a child it's should this be one year four months okay we were established he's alone from the royal canadian mountain pulley all right he's a co-op backer that explains his accent remember this is the arrow where we always had to explain why junklide has a friend exit have you ever besides the quest i think the question is probably the last movie you watched in the theater yeah for van dam you've watched the expendables maybe yeah i saw expandables do you think you've ever watched another feature john claud movie after that are i guess like before that i mean i we have for the i for the show i have but no i can we saw tomka i was on time i'm sorry i'm doing such a bad job yeah you were working in such a weird time zone here because it's like no one watched van dam like 96 after yeah i did the last movie we watched was sudden death which was 95 i didn't even watch 96 and beyond like expendables i tried to watch jcbd i tried to watch which was meta and weird so i stopped watching it okay um but i don't know if he stopped doing like the normal jcbd thing guys this is something we're gonna explore i think at this point we just accepted that he is not gonna do an american an accent he says gonna do a french accent that's right that was the point much like sports and anger never lost that exit i mean look i like john claud but you're no sports and anger don't so we're saying you can get away with it you can't all right i do like when jcbd is the strong silent type though like Arnold like his best roles are winnies not talking not talking so burt comes in in his best 90s so he's he's in la still it's like why what what's why are they calling him in why because and first of all everyone greets him like burt you know he's doing the fucking black hand shake with everybody well murray okay they are playing the full moon production music right now that's horrible it's all drums and percussion various percussion instruments and everything and thank you great uh he hugs a black woman shakes hands with the black man walks over to another man black man eating popcorn takes a little bit in fact the black man like basketball shoots and pop into his mouth that is metaphorically saying he is a man of the people even the black people guys this goes back to bouncing or june teeth and this is back when nobody knew what the fuck that even meant except did you jump the broom eggs another step the black population yeah what are you doing for kwanzaa and then so he's accepted he's like this is the whitest black this is the blackest white man i've ever met they're saying well it's very important which means he's cool think about how guys i know conservators are just now realizing half the shit they like when they were growing up is what they would call woke think of how woke that scene was that we just discussed what's setting up later on why he smoothly moves into the black part of the prison most people would just be shivmed immediately think about this too he's a cop yeah a white cop who's so white he's Canadian so that's the whitest of whites it's all snow up there it never ends so he's being brought in by the attorney general tom vogler good name and why we don't have undercover agents in america no one's the convicts in the group flying someone all the way across the country yeah he's that good because comeback is just like north of us and it's just for the hell it doesn't by the way this is nothing to do with the sandman case this is a totally different case this is a 15 months later this is the other disconnect from this movie why isn't this connected somehow to the sandman case that would make sense that's what i thought this movie was about no not he brought into the attorney general but he noticed this is a little sweet honey named amanda yeah he's gonna be the love interest of our hero even though it's the most bizarre non-chemistry love scene we've seen since uh neil breen i gotta say mary there's a fact here that's happening if john claud wears a suit baby griff doesn't like it black eagle suit uh no retreat no surrender suit i wouldn't have liked it as a kid this movie he wears a suit in this scene and he is there he's present for this meeting you got what did you say his name was dane keen did you mention dane keen i didn't know i mentioned tom vogler oh tom vogler he's he turned in general one of an underling is named keen who obviously is a criminal because he's bald he's 1990 and he's got the big old money looks like jigordin litty who was one of the watergate criminals oh shit i thought he he reminded me that's what they were trying to channel that look oh that makes more sense the i kept thinking of killing me really don't trust this guy i don't trust him he's a mustache and he goes nowhere back mary there is no hair so i'm like this is this guy is to the bill and repeat that again tom vogler keen is no hair there we go so i'm like i can't trust this guy this is the villain right here and so uh he he's like look you're the greatest Canadian mounting undercover cop he does wear that hat while he's undercover i don't i don't know why he did that you got to wear the hat man but he's like look there is a problem with the prisons right now the assistant warden was just murdered we got these nine other prisoners who have you've shown up dead but that's not important what's important is his little action year and the governor wants this problem to go away you're our man that's why we flew you all the way across the country but you must have other undercover detectives why me you're from Quebec Burke will throw you in and no one will know you what do i who do i contact who this committee no one will know about this undercover job but this committee three people in this room chunk hard gives a long look over a long drink over there at amanda i want amanda hug and kiss was her full name amanda hug and kiss or i can't even figure out this stupid joke and i know it's so uh it's a Simpson's fucking i know i know it is i'm lucky for amanda hug and kiss get it it's too tired mary and of course he's just like i had to think about it well how about this we're gonna put you in your crime will be armed robbery that's what those scumbag prisoners respect violent crimes abandon here still be your wife and your liaison and that's when he goes that's what think about these he gets that he gets that peek in his eyebrow like the wow oh i thought you're going to say he's not on his head they're throbbing is with that not was that always there yeah he always has that not on his what is with that not happened like i can i like fight i we no flight he's happened before he became a movie star oh really he's always had it yeah when he was competing yeah i didn't really at least that's a story he gives i didn't realize that so perk is walking out amanda comes up look i think you should do this i don't know he's like how long have you been doing this he's like oh i just got got i just graduated law school yeah couple years ago top of my class arkansas uh i wouldn't mean i'd be worried too well john claud is he's just like i don't know i can saw you do not have enough smart you do not have an experience you are not enough smart and she's like look i can handle this i want to stop these killings all right well do this for me i don't know why he's doing this why is he he automatically suspects the sand hands involved because he's like see if there are any serial killers in this or maybe it was because puncture in the head is the only clue i think we had at this point i don't think they even really had it didn't have that yeah so he's like i guess he's so good at being undercover the only criminal he knows that would know him is the sand man because he would be in la why was it wouldn't he be in the back in the mental incident he obviously escaped from because he was obviously wearing the pajamas and the robe the international symbol of i'm insane yeah which based on what this movie tells us later he should have been wearing the the staff of the medical facility he was in outfits that's what he does so it starts raining even though it's bright sunlight and she's like lewie you're getting wet he's like i bet you are too because see this is this is what passes for chemistry and like sexual tension this movie but what have you always always always always always taught us mary you bettered the better what you can't have love without hey well yeah i'm just saying yeah yeah love without hate yeah but it also it needs to be wet love i don't want to be so focused on the wetness yeah what's raining it's a metaphor for a whap who has been as pussy for all you uh yeah a bunch of heroes out there so he agrees apparently because the next scene we see he's being buffed in to prison so we get this scene we it's it's much like when we're establishing a police precinct we see hookers being brought in we see the guys in the yard pumping iron seeing playing basketball it's amazing how unsafe this prison is because the main gates just open up and there's prisoners standing there they get out the fucking wall they're not going to because we meet a guy named the graph who runs a pretty tight ship yeah the graph he's always fingering everybody's pies fingering something and they're busting hey fresh fish man and we're gonna rape you you know all the great prison lingo uh oh but did you like the extras here because we got hair we got fucking there this movie is constantly telling us no races can mix here they all hate each other well that's that's that's prison and well yeah but yet here in the yard when the new fish come in they're all united and they want to rape new people yeah they're all like one that unites all criminals new buttholes yeah and so this is where we meet sergeant to graph who runs a tight ship he comes out he's a peanut guy fight hole if you will he's got his little nightstick with his peanuts in his hand he cracks him in his hand i think this i didn't get this scene why i hated this he walks up to one of the fresh fish and drops a peanut show this fresh fish by the way has an awful mullet yeah look like a torah fucking sleaze bag and i'm like i fucking hate this guy and he does this little crack first of all he's a criminal he hates authority so why did he meet we he cracks the peanut drops the shell and he goes to pick it up the graph drops the shell the convict leans down picks it up and gets bumped in the head and he goes i told you not to move so obviously this is a baby face convict he's been convicted for the wrong reason he's a good civilian he uses his litter apparently he hates litter uses his term blinkers he always tips his weight choices and waiters then the graph tries that trick with our hero Burke and he doesn't he just saw it yeah and he actually yeah so he's obviously not going to do anything he just stares right in the eyes of the graph and the graph goes fallen rules would be the difference between life and death here buddy next up murray we take Burke in for his physical he's in the very spread of cheeks i got the flashlight at the asshole i hate this everybody has tidy whities on except i thought they're all wearing boxer shorts chocolate was the only one wearing boxing shorts and they were pulled up to his nipples as one does use he invented this is the new look look if you go watch women's wrestling right now they love this new look where they have a wedgie in half their butt cheek is hanging out look i love that look too i prefer that over g string i like that the booty shorts i agree with that yeah i i hey baby face griffy you're talking i agree with this uh but john caught invented it right here he's got this look going on right now and this doctor greater gratum i don't you know he had a name murray he's not a name and i use i do know that he played a ferengi on deep space nine he was ferengi really he was the main ferengi i think i know what you're talking about maybe that's why i recognize them oh there's a lot of gottman gottman well he's got men by their balls because he's given a physical so he's like kind of like gop yep and then he happens on one person who looks too beautiful too muscular oh you must be this burk character i've been hearing about let me look at your vial are you in line sir i'm in line a b negative blood are you for real that's real rare like a ferengi he's just like there's so many business opportunities so now we're like so what why is he care about his blood type interesting is he taking so many fucking notes about his blood type now if you've ever watched a prison movie you know our white hero must must meet a seasoned black character wise beyond his years who is going to teach our white character the ropes of prison because black people apparently understand prison better than white people and this we meet Hawkins played by Robert Guillaume of Benson fame if you're watched 80s TV yeah show called Benson i know that show i didn't watch him i know a little bit and he he's just all business like burk you are number seven two six eight nine remember because i won't and so a burk of course hey there you look like a good friend shake my hand let's be france yes and he's like i don't want none of that pal keep it moving so now we're at the cell we got the classic scene you gotta meet your cell mate that's right but before we're gonna test you dude that's right so john called walks into a cell looks at the top bunk and there's a radio there so it's a little box yeah it's just like fuck i hope that new your romantic song is on the what you romantics is that a band you romantics i make that out yeah i don't the fuck you know isn't that a band you romantics you romantics you romantics i thought that was a band only way he was like where is the new russia he was Canadian so he's like of course so i'm so here and then this is where we meet another character i never got his name what is his name i thought i put it in the notes here at this point oh no konofki konof can k-o-n-e-f-k-e konofki okay so i think we said this in one of our many intros but maybe not this one this is a very forward-thinking prison where you can just wear whatever you want oh my god you're not wearing like just a jumpsuit like in real prison yeah so he's got the stone call steve austin fucking leather vest no shirt on but he has no muscles to back it up muscles to back it up looks like fucking chachi from happy days good fucking call he's got such fucking what's that guy's name stop it stop a 0 5 where he's just like i'm projecting a top guy meanwhile like you said everybody gets whatever they want to wear and comfortable and so john claud gets high-waisted jeez that he could pull up to his nipples and he gets like a cut-off sleeve of his shirt fitted like they were like taking his measurements and that goes and go things he was the most fitted shirt yeah leaves like he was short asleep he still folded it up a little yeah show off the bicep he he had it cut to a point where he could still roll the sleeves a little bit yeah and like i said i think he was gassed at this time because he looked bigger than i remember i was yeah but he saw kenefky's like that's my ideal snake because he was he was pushing like an intense attitude at this point so john claud is going for the bed you don't get a bed pal unless you got to pay for it 500 big ones for that real estate i do not have any money well i mean that means what you got to do is get out all four we're gonna pop your little daddy jerry cool open those cheeks buddy and then he pulls a shiv on our boy everybody had shivs me that plastics he had a spork that was sharpened to a point yeah because of course john claud said but i do not play punk he's like i do not pay and i do not punk and then he just slaps the fuck i mean he's got bail for fuck's sake he just slaps it away and he goes like that's when i brought that your neck and he's just like you be the top of it's okay i think i'm with like the bottom bone i think i am motivated power about him and then we're at the mess hall this is another class 16 we got to have uh we got hawkins is in line burt gets up because he's like this guy knows everything that's going on i can tell he's been here for a while he's got the dead eye he pointed out earlier he's like what are you looking at my dead fucking eye yeah i got stabbed in mine and he's just like hey i would like to talk to you yeah i don't know anything to say to you you know me seven two six eight nine yeah i know you i'm not talking to you and then a perese our cholo buddy shows up with another sharpened spork threatening oh murray i hate to say this you don't even have to laser this he has spoon it wasn't sharpened it was a straight up spoon i hate the same you can scoop a guy's eyeball out with that and he's this is dad he can't see it you know we've learned this from all of wrestling in the past so yeah he has one eye already pop with the other eye out he's done burt grabs the hand holding the the shift spoon flicks it breaks it's plastic right he's going on presses going out about how they had some war and hawkins come hey we don't even fucking mingle anymore drop it and n-words are dropped hard in this movie so perese introduces a person of course yeah exactly i again maybe this is again why this movie doesn't work as a john claud john claud seems like a pg 13 kind of guy too dark for john claud i i think so murray no honestly i think so and so john claud snaps the spoon and snaps uh president face fucking dead man i didn't even realize this until i watched it the second time he brown houses him there's a lot of pretty tippy taps in this i'll give that up to van doh and you want to talk about continuity when we see them in the next scene he has a bruise on his fucking head like whole face bruised to graph because it's about to be a riot in this fucking mess hall and draft he walks in and he's like oh it was the african american started it right yep he didn't say african guys we're dropping hard ours in this movie and like you're always starting shit and of course hawkins is fucking innocent he's wanting to get his fucking stop and he goes up to a burk he keep up with this shit he ain't gonna last long buddy so now we cut to burk he's like he thinks like he's got his in with hawkins he saved his fucking life right so he goes all over spoon he goes over scooping out with that yeah goes all we hear by wrestling people getting eyes getting pumped just said that so he goes over to the bro he doesn't understand this is prison life everybody sticks their own kind so he's walking up to the black table and hawkins like uh you're the wrong shade brother whoa whoa whoa whoa no no no and he's like well where should i sit then your kind probably will call to you share their friend it's meth bucie is that you're naming him that's what i call them because he kind of bucie and his friend keel and they bite him off he looked like a mixed race guy yeah he didn't look why like he didn't look really i have for a second i didn't shack but i i thought i thought maybe he was a guy who played tong pao the buddy of fucking flan yes i don't know i didn't look i thought so too i didn't look either because i couldn't find his name either yeah so and we learned the shot bat he's a mohawk so we see like uh okay let's call meth bucie math is like yeah man bucie she's gotten he's got all his names tattooed inside his head that's all victims man he's a bad motherfucker and fucking john clod just you know just shrugs his shoulders he got he's got a great one liner like you've been talking about great and he says a great perfect microwave timing oh yeah that's a very special that's very special all right lock up for the night kenefki is like he realizes he's got to appreciate himself yeah to uh to work so he's like hey man wild little pruno for you know and we see they're all course making their fucking toilet wine we learned this is this is whoever wrote this must have spent some time in prison all right because they get everything david coir uh writer of the batman series and a lot of other comic book movies that are not so good a lot of prison scenes in those batman movies there are and he's like he mean don't trust the blacks or the whites for that man or to me don't just anybody it's don't even trust yourself it's present dog so berg of course has to ask because now that they're cool they shared from the same tiny little container of pruno is this apply a little little milk carton container for the things they get in this prison are fasted yeah and i'll come up with their ass too i didn't get that milk carton your ass that's a good question but berg is asking course to none of the front they shared here for business he wants to get the fuck out of here as soon as possible what's going on with these people i didn't get my bed and voice already what's going on with these people dying mysteriously and all kanefki can give him is a a nod in a hush and then he kind of points in a direction but i don't think it means anything he points out like a prison guard next day amanda who's playing his wife goes up she doesn't get it griff yeah she's punched this one she's dressed to the nines this ain't no convicts wife she's not here to meet rick flare after a match she's here to meet a convict she came back she's like look i didn't see any serial killers in this in this prison but here's a little information about the vix the all hit puncture wounds to the back of their neck and the last victim's name was alvin barret he was just killed a couple days ago all right not so bad you're doing good work but i need cash cash it's currency in the prison but mary this is the compliment sandwich that's great to work you're doing so good but i need cash but remember you look lovely i love this outfit but don't wear things done you're gonna get me killed remember remember i'm a bank what we what we call them rubber i'm an armed rubber you gotta dress like a slut really slow wrap rollers you need to look like how you say uh in uh bronch trash another mermaid production in the future don't ever take that fucking right from us blanco trash show the graph keeping an eye on berg he's like nothing wrong he notices that the man is too well-dressed yeah and while he's talking to a man that is berg john claud he is looking up and noticing that to graph in his guard he's got that one mustache guard uh killer that was killer Helen Keller uh he he's just like yeah he want a fucker he's up there something all right cut to a man that she needs she's wanting to you know prove her worth so she's like i gotta get cash for fucking berg and keel who we are assuming because he's bold is a villain yeah it's like no that's out of the question he's not from shutting shit down so we're like that's the villain in this movie amanda you're getting too close to this we can't give him cash we can't give him anything he's doing a great job in there and she's like no i'm fighting for him so somehow i guess the it's okay it on my own fucking pocket oh no most of us anytime berg needs to be somewhere he's got mop duty yes so he's mopping up in the laundry room and he there's a guy who has a little bit of business with them unfinished business parese and this time he's got a sharpened spoon and i'm want to say already they've never flash out this whole bed they don't flash on anything in this movie and again all the connected tissues are here and they never connect them in this movie so we just have disjointed parts but anyways parese comes in looking for a fight in the laundry room and he's like this time i brought a friend essay gross and oh my god this is okay he's been away from the theater for so long i'm glad to have him back this is the one good reason to do this movie exactly and we know that receding hairline we know what it is that beautiful mustache with tiny little goatee going on there oh my god what it is actually young and he got it's not ready for this he's got a chain with him oh of course he does but i mean unfortunately like why wasn't he why was the only in this scene he should have been like a main character yeah i can murray if we were there this movie would be in john claus upper echelonum so work takes out for as easily and then allion swinging that chain john claud catches it between his like body and his arm pumps he does this is where he does some pretty ass fucking round houses in this scene some tippy taps as well he does some tippy taps that's probably allion gets one round house in himself allion does get a round house in there and you know they do a cut and you're like oh shit was that not no that was allion when uh prez gets punched into some of the laundry equipment that was a stand-in but allion gets we know man of course exactly allion gets we know so he gets the kick round house kick john claud in the face but john claud gets the best of him it slams his head right through the window of the dryers taking him out turns it on you hear the fucking little blade bash him in the face so we're back in this cell he's in she's this reading time he's reading i think at lish shrug something that yeah oh of course well a man is a total fucking anorine fucking oh and kenefki's like what you're reading pal oh you know stuff at lish shrug i only need porn and he's like chose his penthouse forum little joey was walking down the route and he met a big titty mama where do you think this story is going as he's saying that uh Burke pulls back the fuck he's like it's a hardcover book he pulls back yeah there's that there's money hidden in there's like yes i got to eat all right now we just see it's like a POV shot we're just seeing somebody walking through black town of the prison apparently even the the uh the uh cell blocks are segregated yes so it's just black people i thought this was kind of a cool shot because it's first person so it's supposed to be you know first person's perspective of uh Burke walking into the black prison cell and all the black people are just stopping you know the record scratches and everyone no do you notice boxing no is record scratching yeah so it's like that's not beatboxing it's like oh oh okay right so we're like we're in black town well we know it because of all the faces and the people who are staring mean muggin counting their cash and stopping to be like what the fuck is this honky doing here what and he plays it cool he's like i am one of you he literally walks up throws a hand i mean in my honesty french canadians are considered the blacks of french speaking people so yeah blending in and he goes into Hawkins room everyone kind of greets him there they're cool with them maybe they're like he's so it's so audacious that he would do it they kind of respect it and i wouldn't say they were cool i mean yeah they were cool they greeted them dude like they got a great of they were different there's one guy who actually got up and greeted him and they got him to Hawkins and Hawkins is as we do in prison making a little bb's for uh the zip guns they have they're like who is this what is this gonna do like god we're doing a prison movie we're like how does anything any of this exist he's got one of those buns and burners he used for like outdoor buffet style things he's got one of those he's got a fucking saucepan and apparently in the saucepan is metal yeah and he's not metal and he's dumping it out into the water to make bullet like a little shrapnel for zip guns there's teeny tiny little bb's and this could not kill anyone when you talked about the writer you're like he must have gone in prison he clearly did like some kind of prison visit and somebody told him like yeah we make this and while he's doing he's smoking a joint you know and he's like oh so i suppose since you helped me today i owe you like what is this yeah i thought maybe i don't know you shit pal i don't know i don't i can't help you but there is a guy named priest who might be able to help yeah he immediately starts asking him out bear it the name that a man gave one well you should talk to priest about he's like man i've been here 10 years i've seen it all you're right i am the wisest man in this prison but i ain't gonna do shit to help you i love that the wisest man in prison has been there 10 years and he's like i yeah i killed somebody and i enjoyed it and that's why i'm serving my time because john claw tried to say like let me guess you're innocent no i i fucking did it no yeah i raped the woman and they killed her yeah i cause beater cut two kenefki he's like he he meant he drops the name priest priest can get you anything you want in this prison so kenefki's taken him down to the bowels of the prison this is like dude nobody goes down here man we got a little bit a sprinkling of penance no one because it seemed like the most chilis prison it was this bunch of she males and fucking priest dude yeah this place this is like nicest place he could go to he had his own fucking floor to himself right beautiful sheets the fragrances were pungent yeah or uh fragrant or whatever the fucking both were god we're going into like intro 1.5 or whatever we did tonight god i hope we're still reporting so we see there's a lot this is where all the lady boys stay because that's the priest like he can get you every want even if you want some man pussy basically and so he's got all these ladies with him and he's just chilling he's doing his nails he's got these long nails and he's got shades on i feel like they call that bussy i get what that was arbora you know arbora she knows about it and he's like so uh looking to have some fun with my ladies uh no that's okay i'm just looking for a little you don't want to fuck one of my ladies he waves a hundred calm the scene oh oh oh okay and of course you know this is our praise analysis like i'm going to use this this hunter to help this bitch get some hormones well no he's like i'm going to milk this guy for all he's working he does the he does the dumbest movie do he pulls out a wad and peels off a hundred you don't do that you don't do that you you always keep what you feel like you need in one pocket to what you need to flash in another so he starts spoon feeding uh berk little info i was like well i heard somebody punched a whole them beds head well give me more i only give you a little and you see you could like the taste isn't it the taste in your mouth so does he give him the lead of uh myerson yes he does he tells him if you really want to know more about this there's myerson well luckily i'm always on mappa du tae so unfortunately he's doing the infirmary and he chooses his time of work right because we saw him work in the day now he's going to say well myerson because we learn from uh priest priest right not preacher um that he works the infirmary at night but he's in confinement so they literally have this man who's apparently a convicted uh pharmacist working in a tiny cell in the infirmary it's incredible i love this person again we're going in a penitentiary three like fucking crazy comic book world well it makes sense that he's if he's the guy doling off the medication he would just be you know they want to keep it locked away so no one can get to it well that absolutely makes sense but the fact that there is the infirmary and then there's this tiny cell that myerson well that's where the pharmacy is right it makes sense oh i'm saying that's where they keep the medicine because they don't want like painkillers and shit so they don't want people getting to it so it makes sense that they'd have him locked in there and just dispensing the shit right okay well the saying and so as he's mopping some guys they're wheeling in these like uh this like trolley full of fucking like containers and birc knocks one over because he's mopping too hard and looks down and there's like blood coming out of it so gottman picks it up and of course john claud being curious what is this none of your business is medical waste oh yeah medical so nanny goes when those guys take off goes up to myerson innocent and that uh he's like yeah what do you want uh you tell me what's going on with barret he's like i don't know shit and then he's grit and then john claud grabs him ganks his face against the bars he's like hey no i'm not gonna tell you anything well how about you with like a little drink and he pulls out a fucking specimen jar piss ah that's right and he's like oh that's yeah barret was clean man he had needing to have tattoos man he didn't do drugs he i don't even know why he was here he didn't even come in a crime right wasn't even involved with gang stuff any of that shit and so now we got to think about this like wait this guy got punctured in the head no gang involvement should have been a perfect citizen perfect citizen had a had a joint on him he was just he was just a patriot January 6th and then he's was like and then the guy's like hey leave that guy alone the guard yelp the Supreme court said he was a good citizen guard tells burk to back off so it backs up he's got a lead no so he calls up a man uh with priest cell phone because you can get anything from priest yeah he gave him a whoa fuck he gave him a hundred fucking dollars so in prison that's got to be at least a million right and he's like look i need some records and she's like i can't get you the prison hasn't logged into the computer system yet you have to get them you know files yourself i think i can do that by the way are you doing like uh what is that sound are you sucking a dick she's like no i'm just eating dinner and then this is again why john caught has never attempted like a uh a sexual chemistry after watching this movie i'm like has you uncle ever fucked before like because he never fucks in his movies i agree 1000 percent of the reason why because literally for the next 30 seconds after she she says on body dude he like relies on his butt too much yes after he said like ask what she's doing and she says i'm eating a little dinner what's the plate away he just goes for 30 seconds and she finally goes is everything okay is he jerking off right now murray what is he is in prison is he putting the his dick in the pruno juice because that'd be kind of a funny joke on kernefky all i know is he hangs up he has priests can you well you're cute can you give me a key to the record room he's like i can get you anything you want all right and we're cutting right over to that he's happening hawkins wheeling some laundry around for no possibly so a sudden when he said i want nothing to do with you and yet he wants something he's gonna like i mean i guess he's throwing those hundreds around he's like yeah i'll do something he might have heard about the hundreds yeah so he's wheeling in a blondry basket and then he holds up hawkins i gotta check that he uses his nice dick to pull ramen in after he's done i don't know but holes in here he's a slam in it and he's like all right it looks clean and because because then the hawkins like what any pruno he's like fuck yeah i knew wait is that same shit no this is the new show no shit so as he's enthralled with his pruno there's a little trap door like in the basket junk line opens up sneaks into the fucking our file room man it flips through some files real quick like he's flipping through vaginas pulls out the record starts raining to oh my god i got everything i need and these are metal file cabinets you know the file cabinets everybody he goes to close up and he gashes the fuck out of his fucking arm and he makes a loud noise wait what was that come on hawkins we're gonna check this out he opens up the door and there's nobody there and then we pan off and we see Jean Claude on the air duct system like hanging there and hawkins he said he's like oh he tries to distract the guard and then we see a little bloods are trickling down his arm flip the blob on the table hawkins finds a coffee mug on the table covers the blood it was just nothing so i was just looking at you coffee maso i guess nobody's in here let's leave hawkins so it leaves next day my man who comes back in and she's like he tells her that all the victims are young and new to the system and they have a designation sl they don't know what that means yet gotta figure this out it's only we need somebody can really help us here he's like oh don't worry i have a heck of a friend i will send him to you all right this is where we meet the probably the most fleshed out character in this film maybe five minutes of screen time yeah but he uses his screen time well right our hacker friend did he have a name oh it was like 10 grand something like that Jean Claude actually did say it right before this i didn't write down on my notes because it happens in his accent and so quickly when he says hacker we're thinking justice from blood mode blood mode out of the paul London movie gotta be a mature guys of you know wise guy knows his way around computers no hot dogs knows his way around teenager hot dogs a horny teenager this was the most appropriate character ever though because he's like 15 16 17 got a little like uh baby fucking action he definitely watch under siege right and he's like back in and he's just like oh my god murray i'm so glad you brought that up the clackin because the fully work on him typing and then the shot of the typing literally one finger on one key one finger on the other key and they still had the noise of like five you know well i should say eight fingers total working hard so he's obviously a horny nerd this hot well i thought she was okay looking hot babe a man uh for that kid that's a that's a well bought a tan right there for that age is like you know i was reading in this men's magazine about the virility of young man younger man what do you think about that join the Peterson tells me that i need to clean my room my room is clean and i'm also intelligent i'm going to be the next person that people think about this young man Elon Musk and he's just like oh shit and this is Star Trek do you know what Star Trek can be and then she's like all right do some hacking and maybe yeah well and she's doing it she throws her hair over one shoulder with just her head you know she does that moves got her like Stanford sweatshirt on no no you're thinking of the next scene right now she's wearing the button up blouse tucked in i like this look by the way so i'll just put that out there she's got the john claud pants going on basically christian is he wants to roleplay this scene he wants to be the hacker that presses the hot babe in the button i'm not allowed to talk about this kind of thing in this podcast talking about i talk about the weird sex shit i'm into all the time of course you are Murray if some chick maybe it'll make me seem less weird if we talk about your shit yeah wait may please elaborate let's go this is for miss in july russ my griff griff what is your sexual fantasy i'm sure everyone is basically here we're not doing that but we are going to build the fucking drink on me i'm so tired i know i am too but i will say like this look of like the balloon fucking david bowie in the late 80s like pull it up john claud pull up the pants high with like the big blousey shirt buttoned down that's a good look i like this for interesting i'm into it interesting and her leaning over interested because he's like i really just put a program it's gonna look for every word that starts with sl because that was the reason that was the desert that was the that was the only thing that all the victims had in common is designation as well okay and so he's just going through websters looking for sl well no what he's doing is he's like i'm gonna look for every word it starts the sl that shows up in these files or something right it turns out sl is short for sleep yeah he uses a little uh linux friends out there redjacks magic and he's like all right shit i'm in i need a password though i need a few days to get this password i'm gonna have to figure this out and this is where he turns over and a man is super interested and he's getting a little look down her blouse and then she's like oh buttoned it up and then like all right kid i'm driving you home your parents are going to be furious and he tastes his glasses off parents who needs them i'm an adult you're an adult we also got a point out that like us birk notice keen was bald so he's like that guy's evil so they don't tell a keen anything we're talking about so instead she goes to the ag we can trust the attorney general yeah you said that we're at the prison where are we yeah no a man he said right according to your notes man it tells the attorney general yeah i said i would say why would she be at a prison then oh she's talking to the attorney general oh i'm so i'm so it's so late i'm so sorry so she's like tom i got i got a hacker working for me we're we're starting to break this case and tom's like i don't know about this you know did you talk to keen no she told me not to talk to keen about it she's like she points bald and he's like oh okay i understand i understand he's he is a bald headed geek i get that so now birk goes back to myerson and the dude's like fuck man if they hear i'm i'm helping you i'm a dead man and he's just like everything could easily be traced back to me pills he's like just last nine another guy got spiked in the head man he's like oh another man hold on i got to go back to myself i need to think about these so he's sitting down there thinking and then waiting is and ran pretty slady i think you called her jersey jersey yes she shows up and uh so her pronouns are they and them and they are like hey you didn't hear this from me but don't fall asleep tonight because they're coming for you that's right thanks her they sorry we didn't have the pronouns back then thanks day um or thanks that i'm so sorry guys we're still learning this so all right so amanda goes back to we call him renegade our hacker yes i is finally written that program and he cracks the password he's like sleep it has to be muface throwing gotta sleep and think about you see this kind of works but again it works but now so we're thinking and i think you're thinking yes or the villain who we just saw two minutes of in this entire movie we're like an hour into the movie now yeah the sandman must be the guy killing everyone for some mysterious reason uh if this were a good movie we wouldn't be spoiling it right now but spoiler it's not the fucking sandman no he's like in a mental institute as we're just time in the movie he's in the hospital actually and so uh we got shot eight times so we get a little like matrix screen where we just see numbers rolling across the screen right just all this garbage text it's supposed to be like the the prison's coded system you know and she's like print this out we need this it's like i'm trying with somebody on the side is like erasing it as i'm printing yeah it goes through like 4 000 screens of literally 18 characters that's all it is one screen of 18 characters so this is a 1990s printer so it's like you know it's taking forever to print this shit it's also the thing where the instead of deleting the whole file which would just be like you throwing a rock into a pond there's actually someone on the other side who logged into the file and hit backspace on the whole thing and we're watching it in real time which is again sorry as a nerd who works in computers now works so he did good he got enough printed out he got that one page it's all named again was 18 characters so and she found we find out that the terminal they're getting this from is in the prison affirmative right they put together all because everything was like it was like medical coding so it was like two letters file by seven others two letters file by seven numbers and they're like okay SL sleep that means the infirmary this letter this set of numbers that's the prisoner and so they start they're they're like okay we can work with us because remember Hawkins gave everyone their prison numbers seven two eight six one giant he breadcrumbs renegade by giving a little peck on the cheek he blows a load in his pants you are so obsessed with that Syracuse sweater and the ripped jeans what she was wearing show that she's not as snobby as we think she is yeah but she's so smart because she's got that Syracuse him Stanford okay oh shit my bad and yeah so she's like one of us we can trust this girl the Burke calls Amanda up and she's like she knows like let me tell you what I found out the connection with with with the clean blood but who would have access to those files I don't know what that means but she's like this is where she drops the thing about those numbers she's like those are the prison guards and guess what guess what numbers next yours right because remember he's got that AB blood negative blood that's very rare well Murray why I put the clean blood in that well they mentioned as well but the whole idea that we're about to learn about and again we don't like this movie so guess what we're gonna fucking spoil it they need clean blood for a very specific reason that night uh meth bussy and keel sneak in to Burke's cell justice is warning all right jersey's warning kinefke mealy gets a garret around his throat he's getting strangled by keel yeah uh meth bussy's got the fucking spice picks these are stabbing the shit at the bottom bunk that's where we know fucking Burke sleeps but he rolls out from underneath the bunk beats the shit out of meth bussy throws him out keel just goes running off and you know we get everybody gathered next scene the graph has Burke chained up in the bowels of the bowels of the prison this is below priestess for anything yeah it's like you're gonna go to solitary can find what are you doing in this my prison and you killed he says he claims the he killed kinefke is that they were gonna blame him he's gonna pin it on him see the Murray you said it they don't flesh anything out here yeah so they make their like tension between the graphing uh Burke but they never really flesh that out and so here he is he's just like you know what who do you work for so digraph does jump to the point where he's like i know you're doing something here who do you work for i don't give a shit i'm taking your clothes and you're in solitary confinement and remember jersey had worn burr somehow they found that out it had to be jersey i don't know how they knew that along with that but uh uh so Gary Beth bussy shows up with his like we're doing a series of quick cuts everybody yeah we're back so we're in jersey we're in training town with with he's working on her favorite tune she's like making sure she can hit the high note and then uh keel and math show up and we get the nice promo yeah so okay you know how there's douchebag pool shirt guys who have their own cue stick yeah here's his own ice pick stick what's literally he's a handle and screws it gets uh and then jersey's like oh you think you would not fuck with pre-screw but i guess yeah because but then because because we learn that keel and math are working for the fucking prison guard graph this is the first they think they're protected this is the first clear indication we get of that but here's the thing that's kind of neat about this shot is because they don't focus on the mirror that's on uh jersey's nightstand until like he finishes screwing in his little fucking ice pick which is so funny to me they focus like so after a few seconds they focus it in the mirror and you can see meth abuse his face so next scene we get myerson he's remember he's in solitary confining he's locked up in the cell and we hear like a voice you've been talking to somebody have any myerson no i swear god i haven't been talking to anybody and then we see a little hose insert through the bars and then gasoline is blown through the hose onto myerson and then they pour the gasoline on the floor pool stores them and they just light that mother fucker on fire that's all right and now we're going down to Amanda and she's arriving to visit of course her quote unquote husband for a conjugal visit but before she gets the only way they can be together like alone so that's her cover right and before she can get there the graph has taken a new interest in berg and especially his very attractive wife and she's gonna have to be frisk in a very secluded area they might be she might be bringing something up her ass you know that's right so being you know a smart woman from uh not there if you're stanford he says yeah i need a woman to be present for this a woman prison guard oh well we're not limited whoa time so there's no women here but i gotta tell you tell her here is pretty much a woman he's got a daughter he's got a daughter so it's all nasty sensitive towards women and their issues so he starts groping her frisking her with her nipples like what are these what are these is what he said and then he's like i'm sorry but you can have we got to strip you search you but anything up your holes you know there's so many anomalies happening with their body we're good i mean when women have an extra hole that's extra contraband like you bring it boss i gotta tell you i've found some kind of wetness and we know women when they don't want it they shut it off there's something suspicious about her well she she does want it she's different conjugal isn't she doesn't want it from those guys so she but like a trooper she's like i'm not gonna let you guys intimidate me she wants to close this case and say berk and she starts taking her clothes off she's like she calls her bluff right and it's a john claud movie so as she's taking her top off we zoom in like we're about to get a good shot of her nipples and then we just work into her necky flesh and that is also another ossie thing necky flesh yes it is of course i've been reading that book murray and then we pull back out and we're she's arriving at the conjugal visit no we go we cut to john claud strip naked i'm so sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna get john claud shot we see his face battered and bloody there's like a nice light source shining on one i know this is what you're looking at right now and then we pull away and this is the more mature bend down because usually he's like see it all see all my ass yeah side bask in the glory of my buttocks side oh side ass is all we get sorry folks this is a more mature john claud yeah and they're like all right you got a visitor burk and he's like covered in grease and shit he's watching a cockroach fucking other cockroach he they focus way too hard on that cockroach going into a train so they're taken to a trailer for their conjugal visit that's how it happens she's led in there he's already in there and like has something about i guess solitary confinement did something that made super horny i guess that's his kink it's solitary confinement hey babe because she's trying to tell him all the information he just wants to fuck she maybe so method acting he's like well this is where we're supposed to except our cover is we're supposed to be fucking 14 hours ago when me and mary returned back to my house getting ready to record this we talked about the scene and we were just saying like this was such an awkward scene john claud is clearly asexual doesn't think about doesn't know how to be romantic doesn't know how to be comforting she obviously just went through a horrific experience and she puts that on display very clearly and the first like a minute of this interaction but then they start talking about the case and then john claud well she had done all this shit so she gave relay this information yeah she had every hole's inspected yeah and she's just like look i want to i went there's hell for you dude i want to i want to close this case right and he's just like he pulls a bite he was great is that pentine and she's like yeah what's that he's like well i got the pro d for you he's like i got some protein for you and then he just moves in on her and thankfully we cut away because john claud never fucks on screen uh just to let you know she very quickly went from like i don't want this to i very very very much want this like we pointed out before there's no development of characters there's no so there's this scene makes no sense because up until now they've been there's been no even signs that they're sexually attracted to each other they're just working together to solve a case there was like a little bit of a kind of a wink and a nod early on where it's like they're flirty but wow they jumped a fuck again he's in prison he just got sexually assaulted by two men two police officers two prison guards sergeant does that mean nothing to him it does next day in the yard we got Hawkins improved you think she he cracked a peanut and made her pick up the shell with his butt cheeks we're in the yard Hawkins and priests are like shit man they know we're fucking helping Burke we might be next we got to fucking do something man and so they're like like we got to help this guy solve this fucking case so we we can be safe lady so they need a distraction you got this wrong here they need a distraction so they set up an explosion somewhere in the prison so then everyone would be away from the infirmary so Hawkins and Burke sneak into the infirmary and they're like looking through the fucking like refrigerator they have they have to saw through you know they gotta be in a block so they they get the fucking thing that you know okay and they cut through a fucking like fucking padlock open it up and they're like oh these are those medical waste things and like wait what is in this baggie and you look wait he's australia now what's in this right australia yeah and it's like it is a human heart a tea and like what's going on here are they organ harvesting organ ah i mean so all right people yes that's the whole plot they're killing these prisoners so they you know it would have been better if this is how i'm gonna make the movie better if it was like an underground gladiator thing we'd have more fights and they would have to fight the sand man again it's not focused so the because the sand man is he enjoys killing so he'd be all down for helping these guys organs organ harvest by killing them so now maybe making money by betting on this shit yeah also organ harvesting young Claude i don't know if he had any word in this but clearly his movie went off the trail make a simple movie make john claud's butt in it his tush if you will and god that's it that's all you need to do but they fucked it up they fucked up the formula back in the cell block everybody holy shit man did you hear he's coming man he's coming oh no fish not a new fish the fish and this is actually the inspiration for that novel and that movie the big fish is that what it's called that uh uh tim burtman did it burtman what the fuck him burtin tim burtin big fish i think is what i call that's uh i don't know i'm trying to get through this episode it's the sand man people and okay we didn't point this out but i was having because you never i don't know if it's patrico patricson has a receding hairline or were they like did he they didn't shave like this like grab a razor and to shave like spot through his hair because he's like balding everywhere yeah and bit and get hair is everywhere they really were playing up like he's so insane his hair didn't it wasn't was eyebrows missing uh he they bleached him okay i paid very close attention because i was like wait what's going on is they have no eyebrows they bleached so he's like in his total catatonic stay they're just walking them through the cell mead he has a magnetic magnetic magnetic response to uh louie birk yeah and so they just lock eyes immediately and then he just smiles cut to perk has been abducted by some fucking convicts he's getting a tango and cash shower it's like also what was up with like the mood lighting in this shower room like it was i mean we could do this for the next five hours if you want to talk about the mood no i don't see i know you don't i get a moment two in the morning and you better fucking appreciate these guys for what i'm doing we went through fucking hell to put this episode together i blame hank work is chained up tango and cash showers going off everywhere this is wastefulness people i know and the only the other thing is the clock the clock the drain is clogged so the water is pulling up under them john claud is thrown over the tiniest flimsiest little fucking water spout and it can't break free john claud can't break free of this so he's hanging there while these two guys watch as saying man starts digging a knife through his abs just like jesus that abs rip his shirt off too because he's constantly ripping his shirt off too of course he did he had his wife beat her on and he's just toying with him and he's like i don't want to kill you let yet i'm gonna let every convict know you're a cop and so we cut away and then he goes bring me a dream burk bring me a dream so now they let they i guess the convicts they were holding him take him back to his fucking cell right is pop him back and everyone's flipping out we smell bacon you fucking big we're gonna get you Hawkins comes over to pay him very discreet visit he's like fuck man you got a lot of heat on here everything i know about prison in the 10 years i've been here which is the longest time a prisoner's ever been in prison again just kind of let you thanks to the fucking libtards yeah that's all right ten years again fucking revolving doors let him know recidivism is that word oh hey man i gotta tell you being a cop worse than being a baby rapist you're a dead man yeah so he's like i'm out of here i don't want to be seen with you too late burk you're gonna die he's got no Hawkins on his team and we know Hawkins is the heart of the team so now Amanda she rolls up to attorney general's house he's having a big old party it's like what is there gonna be some underground fighting because we see all the rich people in their tuxedos and evening gowns i was waiting for them already i was waiting for that big fucking penis like hey i want to talk to you about this case fuck you king you're bald i know you're up to something i'm talking to the attorney general himself she goes in he's like let's take this to a private room whoa whoa lady let's take this private room maybe you can take your top off slip a nip or two she's like look i'm positive keen is in on these killings oh shit you're you want to go that direction with this conversation that is going on 1990 so she gets a beeper call it's fucking renegade hold on can i take this and tom is still playing the fool so he's just like oh yeah of course go ahead and take your call take your call it's renegade boy the number i got the number 742 6330 yeah what about it that's my boss's numbers yeah your boss's number he's involved tom is the ag is involved so tom hangs up the phone and he tries to explain himself to a man he's like look i didn't want you to get involved with this but you know my wife Helen and we there was a scene where earlier on we learned that his wife Helen had had some illness that she was a recovering bomb right so we learned that she needed it was she needed what what some kind of organ transplant i don't remember was it a liver or something like liver let's go with the liver and he was like you know and i'm rich i should be the front of the line but no apparently it's by need so a lot of poor people were ahead of her so i had to do what i had to do why did i work all my life to be put at the back of the line that makes no sense and that's the front of the line the list was too damn long so yeah i had a guy kill he's a criminal so it's acceptable and this was a little tidbit they edited earlier that we avoided because they do have a line in there where they go that man wasn't even cleared to be a medical doctor in america he got his license in south america which we know means you're basically not even a doctor at all and they shipped him up here and he started working in this uh this prison right so we know he's crooked he got his degree from south america so he's like but he's like and then and then i was like hey i'm an entrepreneur i'm a small businessman i can make money giving rich people organs from criminals either scum right they're just criminals they don't deserve to live or even have organs and then as they say that his wife Helen walks in hey tom are you going to cut the cake and then of course he's holding a gun right now on a mandaw and so he turns in there all just like whoops well i brought a gun to cut the cake and a man is like look maybe you can maybe you can explain this to your wife tom i have to leave and he walks out and Helen's like what the fuck's going on all right we're back in prison Keller the mustache cop is going to the groper yep is uh taunting our boy birk damn man's coming for you birk as like and then we see we look we see he doesn't see there's these little like uh no it's a bear wires connected to the bars connected to that boom box earlier and you don't have enough guts to step up to me do you kelagh why oh my god oh and he grabs the bars and then he says he turns the fucking volume up 11 a little not the spinal tap and he can't he can't fucking kill them falls down grab the keys grab the keys releases himself and we're like oh he's he's out and then all of a sudden we see a hand open up the fucking key to all of the cells and while that's half while you see that hand going you're ba-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-d Everybody is chasing it looks like fucking from the movie help where all the people are chasing the Beatles And he's inmates run the prison schools out for him to run in the asylum. Oh, there we go Schools out for summer, you know all that shit He he's like so we see a scene he's running all these people following him He gets through a door to grasp like what the fuck's going on and he grabs him. Yeah, and then he's like oh shit Close the gate rearm the fucking you know security, and it's just a knob There's just knobs everywhere and he goes knob and it turns all the security back on Well, I think it just closes that one door to their end because they're they're literally running In fact the inmates all get the Gottman and there is a scene where they go And they cut his wiener off yeah, but before that we get burk thrown into the an office We see meth BUC and Gottman's there right and as he's getting thrown in we see that Hawkins is just watching And he's shaking his head like what do I do right? He's like yeah, he's he's at his post where he hands out the numbers and shit And he's like he's got a dilemma. He's like do I help this white boy? I don't know inside the office Gottman's we have a perfect plan. We were taking organs. We were Oregon farming We were giving away to rich people. We were making billions as capitalism 101 So I think I think I think you got it wrong I think that the BUC is getting ready to shoot Work no, it was the graph Well, what happens that BUC's want to get shot right that graph doesn't Beep see good to get shot to graph get shot The door fucking explodes. Yes, they had a fucking priest with his little zip gun with the BB's It blows the door into right right, but no the graph has the gun in his hands for sure so It's such a powerful blast everyone's not to the fucking floor Hawkins and priest busts in Priest wearing his own outfit like we pointed out he got his little leather red leather like fucking hat with no brim on it Right. He's got like a the monk cat or a Morocco moles had almost the feds. Yes It's not a fess. It's like a short fess cut in half But then we didn't even mention this they they had fucking colored contacts for him - I don't know He might have just had weird eyes because it was it was they were brown, but they were like a light brown Oh, really? You think that? Oh, yeah, I mean, I don't know. He could have been a text if they weren't contacts I love that they used them because he had a striking feature. I remember priests from this movie now. I don't remember much from this movie I remember priests So they make the save and they go to another room that locked themselves in and keel busts in Using dumbbells as web just powers right through the fucking arts punches throw And he starts fucking swing it around he nails I think he was priests with it, but John of course takes him down. He's like we need to go to the kitchen So they go to the elevator. They're going down to the kitchen member literally there's 20 sub floors to this is fucking prison and we see them all in this next scene, right and They go down opens up and fucking pumpkins shot in the shoulder immediately as the door opens the guy is killed I think it was pretty sure the guy dead. So they're like, okay, it's clear. We run through. Oh, okay Hawkins has been shot in the shoulder. We've learned if it goes through You're sick. It's like no. It's like a scratch. Yeah, he is like immobilized. He's like I can't go on any longer Right and so he's you know John calls like I can't go anywhere. He's my savior He is my you know, he's my guru, but priestly, you know Hawkins it tells him no Get the freedom and then preces left with Hawkins and Hawkins health priests Make sure that boy boy gets out like he's one of the good ones so I think he takes off and then the elevator opens again and it's to grab he's like I smell something pungent I smell inward and Then we're like oh shit and then he goes we goes up to the place where we think Hawkins is He's gone. Yeah, and so we a couple more times gets on Hawkins puts the shotgun to his head boy I gotta tell you it's been something I bet. It's not my bucket list before I quit to blow your brain This your black ass goodbye son, and then Falls down priest standing behind him when you make a deal with the priest. It's for kids Yeah And then he runs after Burke Somehow catches up to birth Burks has been running in circles all right this prison is a fucking MC. I sure painting this prison has the most elaborate boiler room I bet Freddy Krueger would masturbate To this fucking room where this club is clawed hand. He would get lost in this boiler room He wouldn't know where to go Levels upon levels upon levels catwalks galore. This is the iconic 90s still in function steel mill Remember priests those every inch of this fucking thing. She's like look we go through that door. We're home free We're outside yeah, and then It's a same man hits him right in the nuts with a fucking axe a man testifies he test the colifers Oh So now we've got John Claude left to chase sandman to the labyrinth that is this factory I'm going to get you a son Hawkins So we're just running throw so this is where we get a great theme Catwalks you know what I don't know why this isn't you know why this Van Dam movie doesn't connect with us No splits. He doesn't do one split. You're right. He did not do us This would be the perfect scene too much math too much mass. You're probably right He was he didn't have that elasticity. He didn't have the ballerina body I always don't know and he shows it off right here because we get a scene He literally does a fucking muscle pose. He gets to a landing Sandman and he real mom And then we have a 360 pan around him and he's all fucking packed jelly greased up to Just flexing so hard as the canvas circles them and then we get a monkey wrench that flies at him Hit some so we get our first fight on the landing here. They're going back and forth Get some sweet roundhouse kicks man dams and tippy taps to the face We learned that sandman is basically Michael Myers immortal He just he took six slugs to the chest right and did a die and now he's taking fucking roundhouse kicks Bashing his face up right kicks the wrench away falls down the fucking Bowels of hell because there's like 50 sub floors But then he gets pinned punched in the face, and he's still down and so he gets punched in the face And he turns his head away for like five seconds five seconds Burke art number salmon has disappeared again. So Burke has to go find him All right, we're in a boiler room allegedly Why is this tool? I don't even know what you describe this tool. It almost looks like a lathe But it's not yeah, it's it's just a thing with a rotary Blade and it's on a track So it just kind of moves down It doesn't even cut like It should be like instead of like it's like it's like a fan blade It should be to like reverse. What's like verdict like it's coming at you like a yeah Yeah, no, it's just literally a fan blade coming towards you. It's very awkward But yeah, we're gonna play this up. Why is it even in this room? Who the fuck knows of course? We know that Burke is being toyed with by sand man. So same man turns this awkward blade Or we actually get a scene where we see Burke like looking around and ham it same as hiding behind like a pipe Yeah, and then he comes out and slams Burke's head down He scares him with the sound of the blade because Burke or turns towards the blade and that gives same in the edge to shell shove his face first and then they get the scene where it's closing in on his face Yeah, they jockey over position. So they're trading off whose face is in it And then oh, it's just see this has burped out and then then Burke reverses at the last second I mean they jockey for no, you're saying like they're going back and forth. There's just one Reversal that's all really get into this for the next 40 minutes. I know I'm just telling you how You don't need to because I'm right and so it looks like he gets the blade in the back of his head He just blows it all hook up a little bit more of his hair. Honestly, if you watch that again Burke now Burke. God damn it Burke would have worked better for sand man Sandman loses a little bit more hair and that is the explanation of why he has such patchy hair kicks Burke Burke falls off the ledge onto a slower level the fucking thing also in the inmates have come in They're like surrounding him. It is a tall large Retangular, you know, well square Staircase slash balcony area so all the prisoners have gathered. This is their fight ring now This is very much a lion heart fight ring, Murray Sandman unscrews a light bulb that I like this. I really like this breaks it So he's got it was almost like a broken bottle, right? They're slashing at Burke hitting him. He's flashing him up at two girls, but this is a course Uh a band-am strong suit using his legs for reach so he starts landing some kicks and everything and for some reason Sandman gets annoyed with their fight and goes over and opens up a fire. Great. We open the furnace up or the furnace. Yeah And he's like welcome to Burke and then stands there and waits And allows himself to be fucking kicked right into the furnace immediately And so even a scene well, I guess we had that scene earlier where He's like you need a scene where he's about to push Burke into the furnace right because we you know We forgot to mention he ripped Burke's shirt off so he can open the furnace door We need one more shot of the pecs. Oh, oh, yeah, cuz the handle's hot. Right. Of course, of course So yeah now he's now uh, Sandman is in the furnace very Freddy Krueger And he's in there for literally like 30 seconds 30 We're not kidding It is an inferno in the tiny furnace Gets in there 30 seconds John Claude is just like I've done it. I've won he's standing there It's wait. It's like every movie. The hero turns will turns his back walks away Low motion the door opens And he just walks out on fire. Sandman is charred a little He's still in here. Yes, he's still So it on his face He was in an inferno but so This is why this was a bad Fight game hard because bandam just immediately just kicks him again And then there's like there's like a pipe And in pales fucking same as it was loose. It was like a long bolt Yeah, if a bolt you would put up next nut over. Well, yeah, because what it was was uh Like a ton of shut-off valve, but why would there be a no it doesn't make sense And so that impales back think about this. What was the mer? What was the mo of the Your onto the back of the So we get the puncture in the back of the head and he still talks You can't kill me bork. I'm the sandman. Yeah Thank you james And so birk comes over and squeezes his chin lifts it and you hear it crunch And the sammin's eyes close and then he like crushes his jaw too And then all the fucking inmates are just like well fuck We got to respect that man He killed the sandman and you literally hear amongst them Yo, they said you can't kill me and he just killed he killed off So you gotta respect all the events are going yo, bro. He just killed So they just allow him to go past. I'll walk out We go walk out. We see Uh hawkins getting wheeled out Uh Burgers over goes this man saved my life. You should release him Well, I did rape and murder first. He can't buddy save my life in my life and I'm a white man He can rehabilitate Yeah, this is like the real green milestone right here You see the white man The show's up and they Give an awkward hug and then we just pan away She's breaking up with him that night like I she's like I fell in love with renegade Yeah, sorry. I did not enjoy that conjugal visit Renegade knows how to treat He knows how to eat pussy because all know we learned it from revenge of the nerds All nerves know how to eat pussy. Exactly. That's how that's why they're all waiting Home is hardest for pussy guys remember that learn how to eat pussy Guys, I wish we had more patience to really really really let you out of this movie But we fucking don't it's 2 a.m. Almost I'll be for me when I get home. I'm gonna have to work fucking hard to figure out what's going on I'm so glad I got to take off tomorrow. I fucking fuck it off. I I hear you. I hear you But if what is up for week two of griff mis in july, that's right. I got to announce this murray I hope your next saturday is open because we are going to be getting down the pipes on this one We are going to be we're just down on the pipes To this movie. Well, good. We're already down here Somebody's gonna have to hand us a couple of fucking uh, you know Good old hats boots gloves because we're gonna be fucking wrenching a lot of pipes down here We're going to be figuring out what happened back in the theaters in the year 1993 when young griff was dragged in to see an iconic movie a movie Everybody should I won't say that for my generation more for yours. Well, I guess mine too. I kind of character I don't know about an iconic movie. Yeah, I kind of character shot like a zamos in it Why Dennis hopper is in this movie. What was a boy? Hopkins bob hoskin hoskin What are we? It could have been kept in little albano. It should have been kept in the week Need to do this movie early on We need to do it now, but we're gonna do it We needed to say this for a griffness in july because yes, I was obsessed with the mario series I was I was so excited to see a mario movie and Young riff did not know how to appreciate what they gave us because this movie is a fucking freak show And I can't wait to see it again. I have not watched it since I was eight what it was. It's a mario brothers I said it was a mario brothers. I haven't seen this since I was seven eight I have never seen this movie for a reason but it's riffous in july riff decides Right So I will watch it Next week the mario brothers 1993. I think it came out. We all know the movie. We all love it We all want to see goombas and bowsers and paratroopers koopa troopers. Oh, I He's I don't want the walkies every one of these characters. I will learn in my next week what these words mean I can't wait to go through this fucking acid trip of a movie and until then everybody. I hope You because I know I Did it You You You [BLANK_AUDIO]
Sorry, we know our mics are subpar this week, life had it out for us on recording night.
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