Let's Get Fired
50- Collin Shumaker- What happened to Trump?
Thanks for tuning into another episode of let's get fired if you have any questions you want us to ask our guest or have any Crazy work stories you want to share with us go ahead and email them to us at let's get fired podcast at gmail.com Again, that's let's get fired podcast at gmail.com. Let's get into it I don't need to watch child to be against it. Well Chinsine felled. They threw a tomato at George's face And I got ha ha ha I'll trump got chopped dude. I thought can a so and was like a Certified did you know did you think that because you just saw like a picture of her Dude I was at my mic and I was waiting for for Trump's speech I wanted to watch it because I kind of thought they were gonna go on the game Alex Jones said was gonna happen I thought round yeah that we're getting round to he said they were gonna roll Buses and blow it up and blow up the RNC. Oh, you think Alex Jones calling that ahead of time prevented it Oh, I don't know about that But but I for sure but I tuned in but I tuned in you know expecting to expect into you know See Trump's first speech after getting shot Mm-hmm and instead when I tuned in they said it was right when they announced Hulk Hogan and they played The fucking music for Hulk Hogan's walkout from the WWF. Oh my god They showed the videos of him like WWF fights and stuff And I was just like if you ever needed any evidence that we live in an insane clown world This is it. It's not them calling like black people white supremacists or any of that crazy shit. Yeah, it is now Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off. Yep at the Republican National Convention Yeah, people are all clowns. Trump was like hey you are all from this speech and he's like I thought I was a great entertainer, but I see Hulk Hogan pick up a man who's 300 pounds I was like wow I could never do that and yeah, it's like all he said. I mean yeah I mean I do it. I mean after watch like the first debate you're like Why are we even having these at this point? It's it's like it seriously should just come down to them playing like Yu-Gi-Oh or like like a golf like just like whoever wins at that like although through wins it because like it's just It does what is it? What are you even saying up there? Yeah, like I it's it's a fun time. Yeah, it's very fun and On top of all that and see double a 25 just came out. Yeah, I 11 years now We get it. They know like they needed something to you know make it happy while it's all going on 25 is my biggest temptation right now like I'm just watching YouTube videos of it all the time. Oh, look sick I have it. I brought you got it. Uh-huh dude. It's it's fun. It also makes me understand a little I know about how to call a defense and I'm just like I feel like three four dot. I'll just be like a little play type And I'll be like man a big blitz zone like all right sounds like it covers everything. So I'll just throw that out there Oh my goodness. Oh, boy I'll suppose I'll throw a punt defense on first down just to see what happens and then they throw a touchdown immediately and like all right well You're like well I had that guy back there How do you throw it so fast because the the blitz in everyone and then yeah, so yeah, it was a Learning a lot but lost first game lost double over time to Oklahoma State Who is playing out of Utah and You know last play the game like I think I can win throw an interception. I was like, okay, and so it's fun though It looks it looks it's pretty hype. Like it's It's great. Um, so yeah, so yeah, I don't so Trump gave a speech and just was like I love Hulk Hogan He's like I love Hulk Hogan. I love NCAA football He got he at one point. He goes green Bay is gonna have a great team this year Dude there is a point in this in his titty because I was in Wisconsin Do it do it in love look. Do it in love bro. There is a point in trump's shot out Harry Rogers There's a there's a point in his speech where he goes he goes that we have a lot of farmers You know Wisconsin. You have a lot of farmers out here. We gave them a lot of subsidies. We gave him a lot of money We're trying to buy their vote He literally said we're trying to buy their vote and then he goes. I'll be honest. We're gonna buy your vote Well, what did you just say? I do appreciate because it is more transparent than like remember Andrew Yang Oh, yeah, we'll give everyone a thousand dollars a month. Yeah, so it's that uh, shappelle had a joke about that where he's like He's just the first president. He's like I've ever seen just big honest about like no I'm trying I'm trying to do that. I'm trying to buy your vote Yeah, like when he did the the weapons deal and he comes at they're like uh, they're like well How did the meetings go and he goes? It's great. We're gonna sell him a bunch of weapons And it's like you can't say that You can't say that He's like he's like we're gonna fund both sides of the war with uh weapons and then you're gonna they're gonna give us money How's that sound thing about trump that was like? I think that it was just blowing everyone away and his first when he was president was like there was so many things We were like like you can't do that. It was like but I he's like but I did and then we all realized like it's not an actual rule You can't it just everyone just nobody has done it before Expected that there was just an unwritten rule like well, I won't do that. Yeah, but I just heard that all the time Like you're not supposed to do this. He's like what I did it. Yeah another happened. Yeah, so That's the exciting like that's the exciting part about him. It's like like he's on a such a wild card He's like too honest sometimes. Yeah, like after one of the mass shootings He was I ever he saw him in a room and he was like why do people have so much access to guns and everyone? They were like whoa, yeah, and he would just like he was actually just out loud I'd be like this is actually kind of crazy. Yeah, this gun so fast. Yeah, they're like well We'll talk about this later and he's like or like in uh 2019 They're like really trying to get him to go to war with I ran And then he was just like publicly like just doesn't make like good business sense Like it's not like it's not like an ethical reason like we shouldn't bomb the shit out of people He was like just bad business. He was like, yeah, dude. It's fun time Um, yeah, so anywho, welcome to the podcast. We got a call on shoemaker. I restarted all of it So All right You just edit around that. I I mean I could have it I I like shooting the shit for a bit and we get the juices flow in All right, good. Welcome back. There was a lot of gold. You're right though. That was good Anyways, it's podcast we're here. Well, it's calling the columns here. You know him He we thought he we did a joke by he's just in 5k and it wasn't and then we talked about which we like just in 5k And then they have then we they'll said undress was gay. Anyways, welcome to the podcast calling shoemaker What's up? How are you doing? I hear you guys have a new format. Yeah, so Funny that Sure, yeah, so get this I noticed I noticed you don't have notepads though You know, you know, you know, are you are you garbage? They have notepads Well, they take notes and they they you know, they're determining it that way Oh, no, we ours is just a vibe check. Oh, yeah, just a free flowing conversation. It's like a okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's a real a real interview Would have we do have set questions. We're in a room right now with no air conditioning It's it's not that kind of podcast, but yeah, but I mean I've been at job interviews that had no air conditioning I mean, I guess what you don't we're the fucking CEOs this fucking company, dude We know we're fucking down. I don't even know if I want the job. I'll be honest. Yeah, but Why is it good? Yeah, probably It's good. Don't worry. We got a good good here. The best we were. Yeah, we're looking. We're actually looking to hire A predator hunter who sells cards and oh wow. Yeah, don't be selling the fucking nose Dude, I wasn't gonna lure him in with something else. We have someone on our team who we told her she has a job She actually doesn't we sent her in the field, but she Got to help promote sound of freedom so She told it. Yeah, so we shoot she's on the team as well. She knows a lot about that film Okay, and she because she told us she worked in the film industry and we're like, what do you mean? She said I work for Angel studios and I went with them. We said that's not the film industry. She says yes, it is I worked on sound of freedom. I'm we're like Okay, so anyways, that's She's on the team. It's Tim Ballard, right? Yeah, did you like what do you think about Tim Ballard? Uh, I don't really have an opinion on him. I've heard a lot from Reynolds uh rj Shout out rj rice sugar bowl champion. I heard about no big deal Yeah, I've heard about Tim Ballard from him about the whole showering with women and all that stuff and it sounded just like, you know The founding of the of the whole religion where it's like hey You got to spread the word of god and i'm going to take your wife. You gotta spread that cheek Yeah, how else are you going to rescue those children? Sure, just the whole time is fucking Thinking the kids were saving right now. Also, did you ever I actually I did see sound of freedom I know you did and it uh, well, aren't they making a sequel? There's a crazy scene because like Tim Ballard was like in the fbi and uh To convict these people who are doing like child porn They have to Review the footage to make sure that they did it And so there's a scene where it just shows him in his office just watching child porn for hours And there's a one tears. It's like running down his face while he's watching And he goes Right down there. Yeah I I've seen the uh, yeah, he was on Tim Cole's podcast or something And he the man who never takes off the beanie. Yeah, why would he? And and I mean he has he has there's one picture of him without the beanie on it's bad It's bad very bad. Yeah, is he reason it's on? Um, but yeah, he had he had Tim Ballard on and at one point Tim Ballard talks about how He he Like had to watch hours of child porn and stuff and it's like but he why are you had for the first to study for the film? Yeah, the dude. Yeah, well for his job at the FBI. Oh, wait. No, the actor. No. No. No. I think it was the actor Wait, so he was saying he had to like they I had to do to get into character. Yeah, dude I'm gonna find this what I'm gonna find this dude So he's a guy. I was actively committing a crime to Yeah, there's no like the real guy it makes sense because he was like Well under the guise of convicting these guys so he had like, yeah, he did it. Like there's evidence We're gonna act it. It is actually like a snake that it's eating its own tail Because then they're convicting these dudes with but for that But then the FBI dudes have CP on their computers and are watching it. So then couldn't you convict them for that as well? So like how well, I don't think they I don't think they like take their work home with them You know That How many cops get their hands on evidence, so the dude they know the dude in court just flips it back on them Well, how did he see this? How did he watch it and then like yeah, so it's actually slippery Sure, you want to go further, but I was weeping so hard. I said this is what Tim goes through This is what I got. I got to see it in order to go into there To to take people to a level of will you do something? Will you do something at some point it ends for all of us? and so The paint is much better than the pain in the future and if I have to see that to save my children To motivate me to save my niece to tell my sister What this guy's a wait wait wait wait because it's important in the beginning Was it the agents that I got to work with got to show me things and they got to that's different got to got to I got the chance I got the opportunity That I'm lucky lucky. Yeah, I got oh in benjamin charlie. Is he back on twitter? Yes, he's been on twitter for a while. He's I follow him. It's it's great. He's a great follow Wildman. Yeah, I love the insane. I love the wild stuff. It's crazy that you can see the moment where his whole life changed When he's on because I enjoy dia's podcast and they gave him a star death, which is like a thousand milligrams of cannabis, whatever and like he Like he got up at one point and just walked out mid podcast and like everything changed after that Yeah, he went on that twitter rant where you're just constantly saying it. Yeah, uh that clip though That's Yeah, that is That's insane. Yeah, he also said it on timpoles podcast at one point. I think Um, yeah, it's it's just fucking bonkers that that guy would say that sick guy. Watch it That he would do that and then say that and then use the word got dude Uh, it forgot you know what it reminds me of imber when gondie would talk about how he's like he would sleep in a bed with a 13-year-old girl just attempt himself his niece so we could overcome that his 13-year-old niece because when he was like it motivates me Yeah to save my kids and all that and like what it's like like that is Balking insane. Yeah, I don't I don't so tempted by my niece. I'm just gonna What the fuck did you just say I want to get on my my uh on a box right now and just take a stand right now and say I think I don't need to watch child porn to be against it Yeah, yeah, I don't think I Yeah, do you yeah, do you don't know until you've been tempted in the movie in the movie where he sheds that single tear He couldn't have thought about like a loved one dying or something to get that tingle tear. He's like, no, no Oh It must be we'll do it live Fuck it. We'll do it live Oh I also like I feel like that reaction is also such like a Like it's such a convoluted like dumbass reaction to it. I feel like the real reaction is like you're so Stunned in horror. Like you have like no emotions. Yeah, like you're like we'll do it like you've seen like a true detective Oh, yeah, like there's like a moment where they're like they're watching this clip and like they like that reaction to that I feel like that's more the reaction where they're like they're freaking out. They can't even watch it Yeah, they're like immediately turn it off. I'm like that's he like there's a tear coming down, but he's like I'm yeah, we'll see. We'll see where this goes. Yeah, like that is so fucking bonkers, dude Like a sick fuck man. What a sick fuck. I'm like in just a way also I mean Stir all that other shit away all the contact just the way he talks is like this is a crazy guy though He's the way he's like I just Like this is like nothing about this guy, you know, also this guy reminds me of the The coney 2012 shit when that got really big for a while. Yeah, and then the director of that movie Was in the middle it was the middle of traffic Dick jacking off on cars. Yeah, and then they coney just that thing just died Yeah, no one talked about it again And they said and they said like all this is gonna this is gonna be deleted after Uh, whatever it was like it was like at the end of the year remember that it was like oh It posted or like they oh it's in the video They said it's like posted on january 1st. It will be deleted On january 1st of next year. Why? And then yeah, it's like if we don't solve the child, so it's a pro ever brought thing in a year That it's guess we never can solve it. Yeah, also the sound they didn't they didn't for the sound of freedom like putting like, you know, the casting call for like People in hollywood like there's this role and you got to watch cp Character yeah, and that guy was just like that guy goes you have to do what oh Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me he stood up because i can i can do this I can do this he gets plastic surgery to like this Dude yeah Yeah, dude that guy sounds like he's a method actor if you ask me Um sounds like using the word god is Bananas i got to watch it, you know, yeah, uh, you know every rule is different You know in this one. Yeah, it just happened to be about cp Yeah, i'll got into it. Um now it's not now it's not now i'm not acting anymore when they do the Jared from subway biopic Yeah, he immediately he's like, please please let me be in Please let me be him. Phew There's yeah, i've never fought for a role before but Yeah, um It'll be a fun movie honestly what what is worse? him you know getting the opportunity to watch cp with fbi or To get into the role you have to go to subway every day. Oh my god. Yeah what is worse because i can't even smell A subway restaurant used to work at one or no like my friend did and i go to get free sandwiches I just walk in there at one point. I was like, I don't need it's it was free and i was like, I don't want it It's it there's a taste and a smell of the subway that is nothing. Oh dude. I still fuck with subway Unlike anything. Yeah, i've ever like like it stays in your clothes like you'd come home from work And you'd be like, oh, yeah, I could still with you. Yeah, so anyway for sure. Hey, it's up. Yeah, i'm I'm a fan. I will say though that you're from the east coast sandwiches out there, dude Yeah, like just pull up to a wall walls like maybe hidden She eats with sheets bro sheets be hidden made to order lo m to action who bing bing. Yeah. Yeah, dude That wasn't the acronym i was thinking about but it fits it fits if it fits it ships for a low flat rate, so I wasn't forgot about that commercial That's a good one. So shout out to the united states postal service where you at stand up. Yeah, wherever you are Thank you for raising your rates Appreciate it And i can't do it for when they were like the postal service might go out of business and How and then like yeah, it's not a funding and then it just I haven't heard about that since 2020 it's still around. Oh, yeah, it's so annoying because it's like FedEx does everything cheaper. Why the fuck would I even well they have rather and still and they don't like it is UPS Which is like when then that's the better one. Yeah, and then yeah, well dude one time a man And I were on a walk like we're like three blocks away from here and I was far. Walk for you guys Yeah, pretty far. Yeah, and I was supposed to get a package and it just never showed up And we're walking and we see in the middle of the road a package and a man It was like that'd be so funny if that was yours and it was my fucking package Just three blocks away from our house in the middle of the road. Hell yeah, it's what were you buying? I mean, that's like it wasn't that's like that's divine. That's a dead drop It was uh some supplements You needed those bro supplements. Yeah, bet. That was just blu-choo. Yeah Get that blu-choo to blu-choo to blu-choo actually Yeah, definitely More embarrassing than blu-choo Uh It was my free trial of alpha brain Hell yeah Yeah, dear. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. I can finally understand the planet Yeah, that is cranny. Ganny ag1. Yeah. Yeah, that'll do no ag1 now because vegetables Make you gay. No, I do think vegetables are actually this my new conspiracy Uh, vegetables are trying to kill us. Um Oh, you're on that chuck fury. I'm just gonna go ahead and stop You've been talking to chuck fury too much. I've not been talking to chuck fury, but I think we've gone down the same rabbit holes Oh, dude. He's like he's like plants are trying to kill you. He sounds like Alex Jones. Not plants. Oh fruits are fine It's vegetables. I really need the irony and it's propaganda Like you guys make no fruits are okay. Yeah papayas are fine. Yeah, but potatoes Yeah, that's a fruit that's vegetables are yeah. No potatoes are better It's more like a vegetable. I know fucking retard. I know but there's love. Hey, I'm just gonna say I'm just gonna stop you right now This is one of the dumbest things you've ever said spinach and I really just matters good. Yeah, spinach is bad spirit mushrooms Mushrooms are fine. That's a fun guy. It's a but dude. Okay. So my broccoli not for you. Call flour All right. What are we tearing about sorry? We've got one do is vegetable conspiracy. Yeah, listen Honestly, I just wish I just wish Thomas crooks was here to blow your brains out talking about this That the boy's name. I just wish he would have blows brains out dude. I can't just fucking hit a shot Yeah, I wish he would shoot my ears off. So I don't have to hear this Richard Simmons. Yeah, Richard Simmons passed away Passed away and the pre-orders went live friends double a 25 Yeah, all he's sure is gonna have to figure out. You know, he's gonna do the biopic now. Yeah, he's he's crooks. Yeah, Paul That's good I'm gonna take the shot at the president. Yeah, he's like old timing Yeah, I'm gonna take a shot at the president. Yeah, he says would you say as a future president? If he's not, maybe I won't take a shot But it seems to me that the democrats are running a dead man already. Uh, anyways, so yeah, they're crooks, man You know, where were you and uh, I was sitting on the couch watching Seinfeld. Yeah Which season uh like five. Okay. All right. Okay. Not bad. It's good. I mean, it's the greatest show ever made so Fantastic. It's like that or curb. Those are the two Larry David's the goat. Okay for me. It's like those two those two shows and young Sheldon Stop. I I could not I can't I loved big bang, but I cannot wait. Did you actually like big bang theory? I It's one of the greatest. It's a full joke. Dude. I actually like I love big bang dude. I'm not gonna lie I lost just a little bit of respect. Dude. You don't fucking hate that show. No, you're asleep from hate that show I've never seen an episode. Oh, you gotta watch the out of this conversation. Yeah, you gotta watch the whole show Here's what you do. Here's what you do. You're like 24 episode seasons. Yeah, and there's nine of them And it's no it's 10 of them 11. I don't know. I think it's more. I think it's more, but it's a sick It goes like whatever It's just fucking confuse it with how I met your mother. I can't wait dude. Listen Here's what you do Just trust me on this. Okay. I've been hanging out with comics for five years and I know how to do this Okay You don't watch it. You don't watch shows thinking like That like you don't want to watch a comedy that is funny Well Depends if you know no trust me now with comics with comics With comics what you want to do is you want to watch a show that he's either cringe Or drama and then you make the jokes. I Take it back You're saying you love it ironically. Yeah, would you like now? Okay. Okay. No. No, I'm on your side now I watched it with Trey and I've never laughed as hard as like there's so much There's so much in that show. I'm about to watch keeping up with the Kardashians with john And i'm so excited for it. Okay. No, I don't know. I'm full on his side Have you ever seen someone has made clips of a big bang theory where they remove the laughter? It's amazing. It's like it's like horrifying. Yeah, it really is It is because then all the times where they cut out the laughs. It's filled in with my laughter Really just silence and then like and then you're and then you're really and then you're like really Like zoning in on what they're actually saying and it's like imagining if a real human talk like this Yeah, and you're like this is they're all just sounds like psychos. I watched Every episode. I want to say there's 12 seasons of big bang theory and I can tell you openly and honestly There is one joke In 12 seasons that made me laugh hysterically, okay, that's it. That's all there is. Do you remember the joke? Uh Sheldon is like Sheldon's like talking about like women or something And he's talking to like the counselor And you know he calls a woman Uh like his subordinate or whatever Like a slave to her impulses And he's like no, no, I wasn't saying that about like I think all women are slaves to their impulses And the counselor's black and he just stares at her and he goes like you you're a slave Oh my god And I I almost pissed myself. I was like that is genuinely funny I was in the fact that is genuinely funny and then the fact that that's on cbs Yeah, I was like that's gold. That's gold. They're just a family watching that for like dinner. I'm like well Going back and watching some like the early seasons of the office Yeah, like they get the black convict And then uh michaels like i'll show you where the slaves work like Just like there are so many like lines like that. Yeah, the office is great But that's like fun to be fun. It's like really fun The office like actually a good show. Yeah, it's like these the fact because like this is like one of the last It's like probably the last big sitcom because after the big bang through that hasn't really been a big sitcom Because like six because i won because sitcom writing is fucking like like it's so nuts to like watch a sitcom Now like simphos different because that's just a good show. We're like watching some old simphos simphos makes me laugh Like it's a great show. I've seen it. I've seen it probably 50 times And I still laugh Really hard at the at george's the greatest character Which is incredible because he's larry david. Yeah, he's larry david is as funny as it gets Yeah, dude And it's how is it pain you to think like i'm laughing so hard and this guy's jewish No, all right that doesn't pain me at all. I thought we'd laugh about that because you know why because he's actually jewish That's the difference. No, that's the difference. He's not he's not the fake No, can you are you say there's a evil cabal of jews who are Might be referencing a specific person. Okay, good Yeah, i'm referencing george soros And it's good because that works on both levels every level it works on every level. Um No, yeah, you you guys know. Yeah, I know what i'm talking about. I'm talking about Okay. Yeah, sure. Sorry daily on sure Um, yeah, we was jews and shit I do it Uh, no, it's uh, i did uh fun show Anyways, okay. No, actually no sine feld No, I just went what were we talking about with trump? Well, yeah, when you trump Yeah, i'm watching sine feld they threw a tomato at george's face and i got ha ha oh trump got shot And then uh, yeah, and then i i haven't been able to i haven't listened to Anything but the news since that happened Dude, this is what i was hoping for i am I am balls deep. I have listened to Insane people on the left insane people on the right I have listened to the the regular mainstream. I checked cnn msnbc fox news all the bullshit I check all the bullshit all the crazies on both sides and i'm going what happened Did i i watched the channel five andro calahan like he like went to the the place no shit Yeah, he went there. It was like i want the bullet and he was like interviewing people I want the i would i want the bull i want to go there with a fucking I have a metal detector. I guarantee they had to but i would i want to go there with a metal detector and find the bullet I think if you find that fucking bullet dude itself or so much that is i caught that goes to the smisonian That is iconic bro. It's uh, i mean Well, how many shots did he fire if there was someone at the valley it sounded it sounded like he fired two Yeah, cuz then the others were the the sniper killing him. Yeah, but i think too I think the report was he got five off. Well. Yeah, I did i watched a video of a couple times And you're like two and then you immediately hear the sniper like shoot him like three times in the head How many did he get off? How many did the guy on the water tower get off? There you go. How many oh yeah, how many shooters? I thought the problem was there was no guy on the water tower What do you mean? I I thought maybe there hey, maybe there's a maybe there's another guy aimin for trump on the water tower Can i tell you what happened to me and i found so my brother texted me and said dude trump got shot I google trump immediately see what's going on. Yeah, every article is like trump slips and falls at his rally Yeah, secret service tries to pick up trump. Yeah Yeah, secret service out of nowhere. Is that kissing trump? They're trying to dog power fucking him There was zero headlines about him getting shot. Yeah, like at least three or four hours You're the wrong spot. You start step step going to google hop on twitter hop on tick talk or instagram That you'll see that she'll see the shit immediately. Yeah, like yeah, like yeah, I text my brother back And i'm like dude you're retarded. He fell in his head. That's why he's bleeding. Yeah, and I was like dude. I can't find a single source saying you got shot you're a retard. Yeah, and then a single source Dude, dude, imagine saying i'm wait, wait, wait, wait quin imagine saying I couldn't find a single source What do you mean i asked all my guys? Dude, we asked fox news. I asked CNN. I can't wait Not like 30 minutes later. I watched the videos I went I found twitter videos and stuff like that and then i was like, oh fuck. He did get shot You're like wait wait forb's lied to me. Yeah, I don't understand why would he I would his business magazine Yeah, yeah, what the fuck dude? That's so funny. It's such a wild like No, but I woke up from a nap and then it was just like yeah It's always notifications like there's no no ways it happened and then because like i'm still in kind of halfway dream mind You're like then I said i watched in the video and then you hear like gunch up like that does sound like a gun And then seeing him drop to the ground. I see like the blood i'm like, oh wait. No, this don't Yeah, this happened and i was like and then immediately you seen people like can't believe he missed and i'm like this is what you wanted Your dream was he his head to get blown off people don't understand what they're asking for Oh, it's like and that's gonna fix the country is like just a civil war He gets he gets murdered and i'm like because immediately once i hear that gun go off I was like my first thought was kill this dude I killed a shooter because i'm like i don't care like i disagree with trump on like so much shit I'm like, this is not the way this is not the how we should handle anything But like it just has been a while to see people say this i'm like i thought we like were You guys were and then and then also the better I i just i guess i'm on a you know standing on a limb being like i don't think everyone should get killed Yeah, but well here's the crazy the people who are like, oh fuck i dude There's wild ticktocks of people like how do you miss like they're freaking in the fuck out But like they don't understand how much they hate trump there's people who love him as much as they hate him Yeah, and those people who love him have what do you think they're gonna? Yeah, they have guns. Yeah, first of all, what do you think they're gonna do? And these people who wanted Yeah, I mean these people believe the election was taken from them and now they're gonna believe the deep state shot their guy Yeah, well it just what it's like and I don't I don't I don't even know like what Double E it's like this just so the problem. It's like the problem with like, you know We're so used to like mass shooting the shit is like I don't know This this like because there's all the conspiracies about this is this could have been This is coordinated and all that but it also could just be a fucking insane person Like I don't know it would be with these things happen, but I just don't know No, dude, there's I don't know what there's too many inconsistencies So I have weird shit. It's impossible to be this wrong about so much. I so I want to hear your take one thing um What do you have to say to people who are like Didn't even happen he didn't even get shot to those people to the Comedians in the local scene who think that he had like a like a fucking uh blood pack Yeah, and like all this stuff. I say You're allowed to believe this You guys call me crazy for the stuff that I believe I'm not going to call you crazy for what you believe because you're allowed to question stuff like this You should not only do you have the right to you absolutely should no question about it But don't don't call me an insane person because I think that there's a cabal of elites that Fuck children when we know about jeffree Epstein Because that's the thing right is you bring up the Epstein shit and these people go you're crazy But then they go, you know trump was there and you go. Yeah, I want him investigated for that too And it's like and it's like but you're gonna call me crazy. You can't have it both ways There's no like well I think as well with like some of that too. You're like You had a trump packet a catch-up packet. Yeah, but someone died Yeah, you're like like that fighter fighter purse. Yeah died. Yeah personally. I don't believe the catch-up packet Blood pack that ever it's a crazy I talk to a person. It's like black man They really they really got the consistency of the catch-up-to-blood ratio It's like all it's like but it just like I think people just keep forgetting like yeah, it's a fee Yeah, you know, you know how it goes because like they're like that was the first thing I heard was like oh trump did it And I'm like, yeah, you know that you know how it goes when you like yeah We'll probably just kill someone in the crowd And then the guy who's trying to help trump is like yeah, I'm for sure gonna get killed So uh, I'm gonna go ahead and do that but it's just like there's so many things where it's like you're just like I don't Like the main thing is like a guy died and like that I just don't like I don't know. Yeah, I know I talked to one of these uh people who like believe it was all stage And then I was like how do you explain the people who caught bullets? And he's like well he coordinated for those people to get shot Yeah, but then he didn't like that guy raised his hands. I'll take the fall blue and on Like yeah, that's what they're called. They're called. It's blue and on That's a that's a real thing right is blue and on it's like left wing Insane conspiracy theories. It's and that's fine. You're allowed to question stuff Yeah, well the people who are going with that they really it's all people who really hate trump I'm like, well, you hate them But like you're just being blinded by rage. I was like you can't believe you know that someone would want to shoot him Yeah, you can't you can't believe that someone wants to shoot i think if we take a step back though Smooth it. I think it's it's both a negative and a positive That you know on the left and the right. I feel like more and more people are like You don't fucking care about the normal news Like because like the whole blue and on pain. I don't think there are people just like all they do is just watch cnn It's like I feel like there's more and more people who are like, yeah, I don't watch that I don't i'm just on tiktok and instagram. Yeah, I want fed the most absurd Things that could possibly be true. Yeah, and because and if you really if you really just strip it down That's more fun. Yeah, it's more fun to be like It was that's what we want. It's not just it's not just a crazy guy. Yeah, it's yeah It's blooming on it's it's whatever. It's like that It's just more fun. Yeah, it's just more fun to be like there's no way like that like my boss fired me because i'm bad at my job No, no, that's not the reason ai. That's the reason ai elon ai is the reason that I don't have my job It's not that I fucking sentinel That's why some indian dudes Uh, oh, dude. Did you get this aside? Do you hear about this? There's these uh, uh, brick and mortar Uh stores the amazon had that you could just put your items in a bag and they the cameras and see you do it And then we walk out. It just charges your account sensors and they're like it's ai and all that like it's not It's just a bunch of indian dudes on cameras Yeah, just watching you and then they've I think they're just not gonna do it anymore because they're like, yeah, it's not ai It's not computers. It's just these indian guys I'd be like this guy put a cereal in a bag. Yeah, that's great But uh anyways, so yeah like it's just more fun to like hop on tech talk. I see this girl Like what fully bloodshot eyes being like I have a new angle on the on the footage Just proves my theory. You're like, I don't know this I've never seen this girl in my life. This is what I trust. This has made me think like what if the you know jfk happened today Oh, that's real civil unreal. Like this would be like there's no like they would like We would know who like we would have like known within a couple months who definitely did it Yeah, the the people on the grassy know what it just turned and just been like Oh right there's no shooters. So he put like George hw bush if he was still alive. Is he dead? Yeah, yeah, but he was still alive. He just like thank god. They didn't have iPhones back then like Because like the shit that people got away with because there was like there's only one camera Yeah, like yeah, so So fun based off of what you've gathered sure What's going on wait first? Yeah, you want to where do what do you want to go first? Do you want to go because they first you want to go do you want to go? Why did it happen? Do you want to go what happened or do you want to go? Uh, what what could have happened or what was supposed to happen? So let's start with this first off. I thought you were I legitimately thought you're about to be like first off Just want to thank you for being here today Thank you guys for having me on I thought i don't know why i thought you were about to say but let's just let's just start let's start with motive Motive or what did you say before what so why did it happen? Why did it happen? What happened? So it's why Wait, I think it'd be fun because I think he's good dug into it a lot more than us Okay, well, I think it'd be fun if you and I give our speculations because we know enough. Yeah. Yeah, let's hear it. Okay. Okay. Yeah um I'm at the point where i'm like, I don't really want to think about too much because that sometimes i get a little too scared of reality. So i'm like, well, uh After the first debate it I mean it definitely it'd be like you're like, you know, and i'm like looks bad. I'm a more, you know, i'm a progressive leaning guy I also don't want to vote. I don't care after watching that debate. I'm like, I don't even want to vote I'd hate all of this. This is horrible. But after that you're like trump. I mean i trump Biden looks like it's like almost it seems it's so sad you're like he should not He should be just sitting at home You know sniffing his grandkids head like he should like he should not be running a country like like and so like My and then I think so many democrats are like they're like, I don't want to have to vote for this guy And I think they're like, oh, we'll lose the election if because he's a he's not a good candidate And then they're like in trump and they're like, so there's definitely I could see The conspiracy from that angle of like these people were like, yeah if we kill trump then Whatever, but also i'm also in the mind of like I don't know, but also like there's also crazy fucking people out there But then this guy was in a black rock commercial and why isn't there more people why is his social media for protection and like these dudes who saw him climbing on the roof being like Hey, there's a guy up there and like how did he climb up there? It's not like it's like you can just climb onto a roof like like that Especially and like and like without anyone seeing you it's like it's like it's like there's a lot of like just like weird shit That i'm like this is like i'm just more like confused than anything of like, yeah, just a lot of like weird shit like especially it's like we're the most like fucking crazy military country in the world and you're like And like no one saw like no one did anything and then like I saw a video where like they were like they had like When they're trying to get him out of there these cops hadn't fully secured like like an escape plan There was this gate and they had they saw his police car having to ram this gate down because they like and like So it's just like weird shit like that. We're like, I don't know. So that's that's I don't really done a ton a ton of research because I just get Yeah, so here's my gut reaction. Uh I'm not even like i'm not shock, I haven't even voted for trump single time Uh, not a huge fan of him, but I do think like the intelligence agencies have made it very clear. He is not an option And they thrown what they could at him to try to make like they thrown She's been in court all of the last year Uh, that hasn't taken him down I think they've been wanting to replace joe biden So they took him off his terroids his Adderall and threw him out on the debate stage So he could fumble and do all that and then they thought he would step down right after Well, he's not stepping down and they're like shit What are we gonna do because now they can't replace him with gavin new sum or whoever they want And so then yeah, they can't replace him with big mic so now they're like I guess we got to Take it into our own hands and That's what happened. That's what my gut is saying what happened. But i've done no research. I have no idea What do you think your gut's pretty pretty spot on I think um Trump was supposed to be in prison on the 11th, right the 11th and 9th Yeah, then the supreme court bailed him out supreme court bailed him out, right? Because they were getting him jail time. So yeah, there's this common thing online where it's like you get three lives with the The people who really run stuff, right? First they'll demonize you. They'll cancel you. They'll call you racist homophobic, whatever Then they're gonna throw court cases. You're gonna catch cases And if those don't stick they put a bullet in you They're very clear that that's how it worked, right? Why would they why would they allow this to happen? It's called a lee hop Let it happen on purpose. This is the acronym i was talking about It's called let it happen on purpose. No question about it 26 minutes before they knew they knew he was they knew that he was there 26 minutes beforehand For three hours beforehand The motherfucker had a drone over the area Now Unless they allowed drones in the area, which they would never do Then he has to have a pre 2014 drone because 2014 I think uh because they have this like tracker and drones now that doesn't allow FAA regulations to allow you to fly your drone over uh restricted areas it's going to be a restricted area if president or uh potential presidents are speaking So allow him to speak they allow him to do it have a drone They allow they know he shows up with a rangefinder three hours before Then he gets up 26 minutes before they know that he's there Two minutes before people are screaming at the police officers Guy on the fucking guy on the building with a gun. He's up there with a gun. They let it happen on purpose Why would that it's a clear stand down from the secret service? Which is the department of homeland security? Who gave the orders? We're probably never going to find out We're just probably never going to find out who gave the orders, right? But why would they do this? And this goes into what was going to happen Trump has said that If he is in if he is elected before he even takes office, he will end the war in Ukraine He will end the war to a new crane and Russia Why is that important? They wanted War they want war these people want war so Their main goal. It's the same thing with JFK. JFK says we're pulling out of vietnam A month later his brains are fucking scattered in dallas so They are it is the military industrial complex who who is giving the real orders, right? Because you know, you know, you have uh, there's this thing from like I don't remember who did it, but it's like uh what what was the Rome became the vatican Is this right? Rome became the vatican And then the uk became the financial center And then the united states is supposed to become the military Supposed to be that what they want is like a global global control, right the new world order so The military industrial complex has made the decision that they want war with iran They have made this decision long ago long ago Yeah, and trump bailed out in 2019. Yeah, because when uh What happened they shot down a plane or something? I don't remember too well or a drone, right? Yeah, yeah, and then uh Everyone was urging trump to strike iran And he did it. He ended up doing a target strike on a iranian general in iraq And he was like now we're even but they were pissed because they wanted a war Because they want war So what the media is now reporting Is that they have intelligence saying that this was iran That's what that's the story. They were going to go with The story that they were going to go with because this kid he had no digital footprint. Let them tell it The story they wanted to tell everybody was going to be this kid blows trump's brains out And then they go he was working for iran And then that gets The left will go to war with iran because they just they're for whatever reason the left has just turned into Warmongers. They love war. I don't know what happened But it is insane to see And then the right was going to go. I ran killed our president We have to go to war with iran because then you get You get warmongers as the president you get either Uh, what was it going to be? It was going to be biden and Who's the fucking dumb bitch and no the republican? That's stupid. Oh, oh I fucking dude I mean a lot of them are far too green's way better than uh who is running against him. Um, why am I Dude, it's gonna drive me nuts if I don't remember her name. I just saw her in a record report hillary, bro republican hillary Dude. I don't even know you're talking about are you serious? So checked out bro. What the fuck? Um Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley. That's it. Nikki Haley. So they wanted Nikki Haley v Biden slash kamala Whatever they decided in the democratic ticket didn't matter. What mattered was they wanted They wanted warmongers on both sides Trump is anti-war That's all they care about You have to understand You're deep in the shit where We are that we are in the death throes of a military that is controlled by corporations And that's all it is So the answer is way more simple than than you'd think the answer is War they want war they want war they want civil war and they want to conquer the united states So we can become a police state that will become the military arm of what they're creating the vatican financial sector military sector Oh, yeah, that's heartwarming Cool stuff It's what we're here for the right This is what I find fascinating. This is where I go my god The right is turning donald trump into a religious figure mmm That is Hilarious. Well, it gives it this is a side note. This just is funny Did you see before he was gonna it brought out at the RNC? There was like some dude in a band on stage They're like he's trying to hype up the crowd and he kept like when this is getting we're gonna You know like save the world, whatever But he just kept saying these things and at one point they had to just cut him off Like yeah, because he was supposed to introduce trump and then they then out of nowhere you just hear a ladies and gentlemen It's the next president of the united they just cut off the band because he wouldn't stop talking Yeah, and that made me laugh very good And they kept showing trump standing there and you could see my mouth being like Like when's this once it's gonna stop? Yeah, like yeah, but yeah to your point though like I I saw a headline today because it on your eye on my iphone like I don't Subscribe to this but like they have like the apple news thing You know random will send like headlines or stories You know like in one of the stories that sent me was like How the gop is turning trump into like kind of like a worship figure and I I meet it I'm like well, he almost just got assassinated I'm like, I don't feel like it's I don't think I have to read your story to yes Yeah, see where this of course see where this goes. Yeah, but uh, no, but that that is fascinating as well where it's like it's the like Yeah, I don't know like it's it's fucking everything's fucking insane Yeah, personally, I believe in god. I do believe in god and I do pray um But be wary of someone who is be wary of like false prophets, right Be wary of someone who is becoming a religious figure He is a human being He Can do wrong and has done a lot of wrong I don't agree with the the there's so much that cares act Oh my god. Oh, dude. Dude. There's so much that I disagree with I Clearly, I mean, I think he's the best choice Remember trump mistakes. It's there's so much shit. Yeah. Well, I'm not talking about. I'm not. Yeah. I'm not worried about his business I'm not worried about his casino that failed. I could give a fuck less. I'm talking about the shit that matters That happens in the world right that has real world effects Um Yeah, man. I there's so there's a lot that I disagree with but when it comes to foreign policy Non-interventionalism is the answer so and that is what I felt like we had with him And I feel like uh, yeah, I mean, I think they're gonna I think they're gonna it's gonna get quick. Wait, crazy. I Agree with I mean I agree with you on a foreign policy. I'm a anti-war guy But I was everyone should be what the fuck happened. It has it has been it's been actually one of the craziest Things to see especially especially with the israel palestinian conflict is like I'm like, isn't The position we all should be taking is how can we? Stop everyone from getting killed. No, like how can we they don't want that? It's like, how can we? How do you craft my crop is? It's like right here right when that kicked off. I was like, I think I did some crowd work with someone And she was saying how she like does like crop my girl. It was like right when it happened Yeah, and I was like isn't that like Israeli? She's like, yeah, and I was like So what's going on over there? She was like, oh, you know, I don't it was but it was like it's it's just such a I don't know that's been a wild thing to see like people like get like Like you like advocate for like no, like we should people should be like killing each other and you're like getting for genocide of children Yeah, let's kill and it's and it's also it's wild to see like Like you see like a footage of like these like dude Just walking in palestinian hit by a missile. Yeah, and they're like now. Yeah, it should happen And then and then the flip side too. We're like no these like no, like they should but every time that you see that You you should just go raytheon just made $10,000 off of that. Yeah, raytheon bro Every time I see that shit. I just go well Fuck them dude. Have you seen this these like tick? I've seen these ticktocks were like those like it was like a it's like a gun on a On like a battleship, you know, like doing like a drill and I like the camera it'll turn And it'll show you a dollar amount and the moment it sets firing missiles. It just goes It's just the amount of money. Yeah, it is those tap your taxpayer money. Yeah, it's like yeah, it's like that's That's the good shit. I haven't seen that but that is the good. It's like I've seen a couple of them and it's like yeah, it's like like just the cost of like running an F-16 like just a fuel alone It's like yeah, it's unreal. I then you drop a missile and it's like yeah, and then like how else are they gonna? you know Advocate for themselves. Yeah to be like you should keep making us more money It's like well, we've already been using this shit. So we need to make more of this shit Yeah, and it's like I don't know. It's like they want to maintain this this They want to live a high off the hog forever. Well, then it's like oh now I go it because I'm much is enough Never no, it's never because they forget what like these like billionaires and shit It's like they have everything anyone could ever want Any edit the drop of a hat they could just be like I want this thing they get it It's like it there's the different echelon of emotions and where it's like they don't feel anything where it's like It there's the only thing is like the the emotion of like conquering or like you won or whatever It's like there's I feel like there's so many people that like that's like the only thing they feel anymore It's like they're so devoid from a real human existence that it's like I need to chase this This like fantasy need to go. Let's go to war. Are you saying we have to kill Larry pink I thought you're gonna say Larry gave it But it's it's just such a it's such a fucked up Anti-Semitic sure it's okay. That's Yeah, this par is par for this podcast, but That was also one of the funniest things during the whole Israel Palestine Conflict is how will he want johnson ironically found himself on the progressive side of the war Well, that's a yeah, that was like one of the things that I said I found so interesting about that was like the people who got mad at my anti-Semitic jokes within like a week turned on a dime And loved the jokes and you're like, I've been telling you guys I've been telling yeah, I've been saying this for years. It's about time you guys are finally agreeing with me god damn It's also it is interesting too because it's like we're I think we're just you're from america So we used to like american jews and it's like israeli's it's like this is not this is a different country It's a different world. It's like it's not the same like and I During this whole conflict as well. I just keep thinking about that gal good though video. She's like imagine all the people I murdered in gaza It's such a like I don't know like it just it's one of those things like i'm not like I don't get too deep into this stuff Like watching all these videos because like I just get like sad and like Like i'm like i'm just gonna like you know live more in ignorance and you know if we all get blown up like well At least I had fun Because I can't do anything about it and like there's a certain point where my anxiety i'm like it's just i'm not like this is not good for me um but like I don't know. It's so like it's just but i like talking to you about it because i'm like oh you've done more You've looked at this more. I can talk to you for like an hour or two And then go home and just worry about like playing nz AA and yeah It's way more fun listening to you than listening to someone who just consumes like corporate news Sure on what's going on sure But even then I don't know honestly. I don't really know Anyone it's like I just saw this thing on cnad. I just watched this on fox like unless it's like you know like you're Like your dad even then yeah Like dad or more a lot more like dads like grandpa's is different because they're just they're just singing to tv But like yeah like my grandpa watches news max That's crazy. Yeah, but do you like I think there's a lot more like just normal dads out there Then instead of watching like fox the watch like tucker Carlson um But yeah dads are on youtube dads are on youtube watching Tucker they're watching the watch y'all can watch rogan the watch like and like which Anyway, we can bench appear. Oh dude. Dude. I heard okay one of my favorite little roasts. I heard of him Came from Andrew sholt, I don't even love but he was saying like, you know, like he's like Ben Shapiro He says like facts not feelings. He's like he wears a yamaka Like facts not feelings like you're like you're wearing a yamaka like this not it's not a fact It's not a factual thing. That's like so he's like his part of his whole thing is like you're So a huge part of your personality isn't a fact the best thing that i've seen is The clip of him saying like if you put a if you put a word before another word, you know that whatever like fucking changes its meaning And uh, you know Makes it bad than it, you know, and then he and then they cut to jadeo christian They go they go america's founded on jadeo christian values Like perfect. I'll tell you my favorite bench pyro clip i've ever seen I don't know why he did this like i think there's like he's trying to do some He's trying to do the youtuber game And like they'll have him react to clips and i'm like, oh, yeah, you're a real you're a real journalist But it's him watching this video. He's like watching gay It's really that it's him watching a video of this like twink fem boy and i got cat outfit doing this dance and he's just watching it like And and like do a single tear round down his face And here's the thing i watched i was watching i was watching him watch it and i was like that's so funny And then i started to watch the video and then i found that video on tiktok and watched it 150 times Because i was like i i did dude it had a hold on me And it really affected me in a deep way, but it was uh, it was it was you in this video And i was like Sounds like i then uh, but once again shot to bench imperial for making that movie Well, uh, what was it the? Well, like fucking trans Comment my ass No, it's about trans athletes the lady ballers the lady ballers and uh, uh, what's his name? Who's the dude tedd crews is in it dude look man That's the shit man is like is like they don't have you seen the new norm? No bro Go you got to watch this it's a twitter exclusive Uh animated sitcom Oh, and they add laugh tracks. Do you love musk's in it? He's not actually in it. Like but yeah, they say he's in i've seen Like a clip of it and i guess comics are watching it and they just sort of like so Lapping like bench imperial i i it is some of the most cringe shit. I've ever you'll ever watch dude He made it animated show bench imperial. Yeah, about no no no no no Nobody knows who made this nobody knows who made this but definitely not the daily wire Yeah, they definitely had no yeah, definitely not. Yeah, definitely not the daily jew Yeah, it's uh daily kike Leave it in uh Also, I do one thing I did like during the whole gaza like the beginning of all that was the Fallout between bench imperial and uh two nandas and canada's yeah the Oh, dude. I thought the crash out dude. I thought canada's Owens was like A certified retard like before she's not but like she became way more like articulate in the last like eight months Like out of no did you no did you think that because you just saw like a picture of her I mean is that what made you think that or what was it? No, I think it was her first rogan appearance. Okay. Yeah, it was not good Yeah, um, but okay going back. Yeah bro bro. The right has become The right the right has become this they go they go Everyone goes they're racist they're homophobic and the right has now become A jewish man firing a black woman From his news organization cuz she doesn't love israel. Yeah, and he's like he's just no is and that just sums up the world That just sums up the world you live in well, dude. Well, did you okay? This is another kid. I'm I don't know how we haven't talked about this yet that uh, when the rnc happened the grinder ceo is like Yeah, this is our super bowl. He's like the amount of traffic we get at the rnc He's like he's like dude. It's crazy. Yeah, like yeah bohemian grove just got done wrapping up last week I was like you've just seen nixon's quote on bohemian grove. He's like the faggiest place Yeah Literally i'm not kidding bohemian grove just wrapped last week They all left bohemian grove got done fucking and went to the rnc And then they go and then they go. I need some more fucking tight little twinkas Yeah, they're a bunch of faggot. They're a bunch of faggs bro. Yeah, but what's What's so gay about them is the fact that they're not open about it No, nobody gives a fuck if you fuck guys It's the fact that you guys are closeted about it and fuck children that people don't like well of course It's like dude, especially today and closeted by by that by people don't like that I mean the fact that you control the fucking levers of power and you're not honest with society Well, it shows a lot about you I mean like just also too like I mean it just like It just no one likes getting like especially when you're like dude, gay marriage is bad And then like but i'm gonna go fuck this guy. Exactly. It's like and they go. I lost my wife It's like it's all that shit where you're just like dude like No one no one cares. It's like, yeah, like I heard literally. No, no one cares. Oh, fuck whoever you want Like like literally no, but today's era like especially with gay guys. I play pretty much everyone Republicans in america are like I don't really care like like Obviously because now they've moved on to other shit, but i remember I heard that tim dylan says this is maybe laugh He's like he's talking about trans people and he's like I know that that's a real thing Because there's republican trans people That's great. It's because like dude just yeah Kayla gender is one of those fascinating people Oh, I never I her appearance on ellen when she was like, I don't agree with gay marriage is one of the funniest fucking things Yeah, and you're like ellen. She's like, I don't agree and she says i'm an old time kind of gal What Going back to a best bench apparel clip the best ever Because you were wrong. The best one was when uh wap came out. Oh my god. He did uh This is not supposed to be wet. He was he did um Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, he did an episode to be wet He did he did a video taking down wap And so he reads the lyrics and there's like a lyric where it's like you need a bucket and a mop because it's so wet And he's like yeah, no woman ever if you need a bucket and a mob you need to see a doctor Okay, that's a medical condition. I'll tell you something. No one ever not everyone I don't know why I find this so funny But there's just something fucking hilarious about bench apparel and who he is probably gay um But there's something that I can't I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why it's so funny to me that his sister has the biggest hits She she has some sort of fucking Organic tits and I because every time I see him now. I just think about how his sister is huge tits And he's like trying to advocate for all these things and the whole time. I'm like Your sister is massive tits Well, what I find interesting about him is that he goes uh he talks about pornography being like the downfall of western civilization And then his sister has such fat tips just the big he's like He's tearing this country apart and then and then he and then he titles every video like it's porn Fucking Ben Shapiro destroys teenager at fucking college camp hero tears into a teenager Penetrates penetrates the democrats. Yeah, and it's like jesus christ, right? Is this a fucking fucking? Well, it's also it's once a corn hub. We don't have porn. It's like the lie shit What's like the holier than now with like I'm better or better than I what we're doing is better And then like you're doing all the clickbait shit It's like no like we're real journalist over here Like we're actually talking about the real shit, but like dude top 10 democrat fails. It's like it's like it's all that It's just like it just reminds you of like they want like they want You to click on this they want to get money from you. It's like it's all Like it's all like you just get reminded of like with these like organizations Because he's like yeah, dude Do you have a fucking team of people your funding movies about trans athletes a comedy? Yeah, also with the most cringy the cringyest jokes i've ever seen. Oh, yeah Well, also you're saying he's probably okay. He's not The person in that world who is closeted is uh steven crowd. Absolutely. It's steven crowd Have you said before he's like, you know, I was kind of a jekyll and hide in college Where there was a and he had experiences with guys, but that was like not me. Yeah No, no Also, that was you oh in benjamin was the one sounding the alarms on that like back in 2016 He was like tweeting out steven crowders gay like dude Now he's had like a crazy divorce with this wife and like I love that he keep like I don't even really know that much about him I just know that he's had like multiple sidekicks They're supposed to be his right hand man that he just keep leaving the show And like everything is falling apart. Yeah. Now. I don't know. This is interesting Um, and I don't know if I want this kept in but i'm going to say it anyways Uh episode two the guy from episode two that uh It blows brains out my guy that i thought yeah, yeah Big steven crowder fan Big steven crowder fan. Hey love steven crowder. Oh, and I said Okay I'm so wait bro when someone says they love steven crowder. I go okay. I had a boss I had a boss who Really enjoyed him. Yeah, and yeah, don't get me wrong like Some of this stuff's entertaining when you you know, you go to a college campus You talk to some fucking idiot that doesn't know what they're talking about but like it is entertaining It is it's funny, but then it's it's also it's also it's also at the same time. You're like you're also like Such a bitch. Yeah, you're also 35 You're also like what are you talking about bitch being like, yeah, I'm gonna go roast these 18-year-olds. Oh, so like it's not like it's like dude Like With like, I don't know like he has like some of his like watch I think did he go on like rogan? They were like debating like gay merge and then rogan was like I know gay guys They're real people. I didn't know it was like but and when it was mat washed Yeah, but no crowder did and him and rogan had a big blow up over weed Yeah, and kara's like well weeds not good for you and rogan like shut up fuck face like they got into a real fight I do like one like that's what I love when like some of these dudes will go on rogan And they have if rogan pushes back on them on anything the way they're like, uh, well You know like like the like the way the tail tucks between their legs. It's fun to watch but yeah, anyways, so the Hunting has that been going on? It's been I haven't caught any in a while. Yeah, we're there's no I'm just to be calm. No, I'm just I'm just chilling on it all right now. It's a little dark Oh, look. I'm just focusing on 9/11 9/11 still passionate doing 9/11 sketches. Hey, let's get back to the good time Yeah, I'm trying to go back to the glory days. I've got some vhs tapes of 9/11 And I'm just trying to relive the greatest day in american history The greatest day in comedy history. Do you remember? Did you have a memory of it because I have a memory? It's so faint and it's I have a very faint memory. Yeah, mine was kindergarten So I walked in I was in first grade and I just remember walking into class and like looking up at the tv Yeah, that's same. That's all I have and it is crazy that I even have that memory That's very foggy. But like the fact that that stands out in my mind is like oh, this is like a Serious. Yeah as a first grader. I remember sitting at my desk tv was up in the corner 9/11's playing and my teacher was crying and I was like, why is the teacher crying? So I was it. I remember my mom showed me the tv. I was third grade Um, my mom showed me what was happening on the tv before I left for school That was in pacific time zone. So yeah shit went down. It was live live with regis and kelly What's going on here? What's going on over here? Did you see that? Have you seen that? No, no wait, you gotta watch live. Wait, wait, wait, we just they were reacting live live with regis and kelly on 9/11 is They're just it's such an absurd clown world thing to watch It sounds like the best clip is those college kids. Oh, yeah, drink. Don't be here But live with regis and kelly is great. It doesn't even sound real Like when you sprays it like that it sounds like a sketch dude They're because they're trying to like they're trying to and i'm probably just a fire and i'm turning it into a sketch But there's like so they're trying to like Talk about other stuff and they're like, yeah, we had a crazy storm last night That was pretty wild a lot of fun, you know thunderstorms. I have a thunder and and then kelly's just like I'm just so worried about all these people in the building. You know, and well. Oh that more thunder more thunder Then yeah, they got and you know, she's talking about like getting the kids ready for school and stuff And and she goes, uh, what kind of lunch boxes do they have? Hey, you know, a bag of my day, you know that we call it a lunch box was a brown paper bag and the crowd laughs And they're like the second tower has been hit And he's like, oh what happened? Oh, there must have been a few it must have been the fuel the fuel musta Jump to this the fire must have jumped to the other, uh, okay. You know, it kind of It's like that is the craziest for my improv right there. You have to Live react and do improv essentially to like a national tragedy. It's like it kind of reminds me of when uh Uh when trump was trying to improv the cure to it covid. Yeah, he's like, what if we shot a bright light on your stomach? Sure or like he's like, are we drink clorox? Like like they didn't say drink You know, I mean, it was like he was just trying to figure it out On the spot like spit ball. He's like, I'll figure it out right now Like that like that was so funny and like just the idea I think it's like time to readjust Probably just a dude. He broke your line that exploded he first said that he thought that the Fire jumped from one building to the other You know that goes and then they shut and then they you know, and then he you see it and he's like he goes Oh, it must have been the fuel Was to blown up in the fuel slodge went into the other building. Kelly says talks up. I haven't seen this before Uh, yeah, it's definitely definitely uh, you know some dudes up there to smoke on the cigarette just caught the room on fire That Yeah, like the cigarette out the window. Yeah hit the other building here. Sure. I um Did it so 9/11. I was in the third grade. So I remember like pretty vividly like especially the aftermath So that day I know it's cool. I remember specifically, uh, this kid Tyler sanders was just talking to everyone on the playground like you guys do the playing foam juice And it was so cool. Yeah, just like we're talking about how cool it was. Yeah, and then the rest of the years, right? Yeah And he was right whenever we whenever we drew pictures Dude, somewhere in like storage at my mom's house. There's has to be like third grade drawing to me I just drew pictures of dudes where their face is covered with like Turbins, uh holding the heads of journalists and stuff like that way the good lord intended by the way Yeah, that's like that's like all we all the kids in my class That's like all we sketch for the next year I drew a picture of an airplane crashing into the washington monument My teacher like what is that? I was like, that's what's gonna happen next like yeah, i've seen the story before That's the world I want to live in like uh dude, that's It's so crazy like like I think I was just too young where like I 9/11 didn't really it was just like one of those things every year, but oh, yeah, that happened But like I did what I was not drawing pictures about it. I was like I Oh my god, dude. That's that's fun though. Yeah different out there in Spokane. Yeah, I was just I was worried more about Why the hell out there in Spokane again core easy um They would like to know this that some of uh Drew's uh these two dudes from Spokane like its comics came down here And they were like when they drove into salt lake the first person they saw it was like a home was black dude Like that was not the first thing I'd imagine to see and saw like was the first person we'd see was a black guy And then they looked up like which city was more white spoken or salt lake and they're like spoken is Way more white it was like 80 percent or like something like that And it's not like set like 60 and they were like oh Fuck we're leaving. Oh, yeah Turn around here. It's a paradise. Let's go. Let's go to rexburg Our our immigrants are all russians. Yeah, so even our immigrants are white And it's like it's funny because like um because when the Soviet union broke up that's when we first started getting like a lot of like Russian immigrants And so like in the 90s and early 2000s where we were having like It was like old timey like 1950s style racism happening in Spokane, but towards russians Yeah And uh, I just remember my dad was like, yeah, you can't trust them they commit all the crime like if you ever meet one uh and uh Do you have russians? Yeah Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh russians They work on the oil rigs we you know we call them Go ahead Putin Yeah, we call them Putin call them russians White Russian. That's my favorite drink. Yep. Um, did you not get that? No, I did not my head riggers Uh, it's not where I was the I was saying Here he was here is my thought The russians. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I understand That's what the oil rigs turned them all Black My whole my whole thought process when you said that is I don't know exactly what he's gonna say, but I know it's the end word somehow Can I be totally honest? Yeah, sure. I was this close to saying riggers That's it was that's the right answer, but my brain was like, there's no way. That's what he's looking for Yeah, it's exactly because you go you go all the people who commit crime. They're all russians drew They all work on the oil rigs. Do you get a good trust? I need to trust my race. Oh, it's got trust. You're often trust the gut bro the fucking the three letter agencies are behind everything and I mean, I wanted to hear it. I wanted to hear it out of you. Yeah, give us a taste shout out to uh the rakers and uh, dia, dia, yeah, uh, h o a H o a d h ways behind this. Yeah, the h o a is behind this dia is the largest drug trafficker in north america Dude, it's so fun. The dh the dhs is the largest trafficker of uh, sex slaves that and how do that and how do they make that happen dh l? So Because also where did they go where do they go? Whoa, where's d? Where's d hl at d hl, bro? They're everywhere whole internationally. You go to another country cd hl in america Where they have that's a good point. Yeah, you know, look man All i'm saying is abc cbs nbc. Good lord. MTV. Yeah, mtv. Yeah MTV was behind 9/11 For the new episode of ridiculousness. Yeah Oh, bro. Yeah. Hey, i'm steve oh And this is 9/11 Shno West coast is our live reporter on the scene Yeah And it just cuts to her just staring at the camera. Just they have no idea. She's like, she has no idea what's happening When she does her dub laugh for it Yeah, the show footage is big black hits the towers like new. That's why he died. Yeah They wanted they were too big black big black big black miss big black. Oh, yeah fucking dude, he was very fun. It's like worth thong and uh With the predator stuff though Um predator missiles. Do you think it's been over saturated? Because it seems so much more of it now since you started it's or it might be my other way Are there predators probably your algorithm? Are there predator influencers? It's getting it's getting crazy. Um with the whole yeah, there's a lot of them in there Vitaly. Yeah, Vitaly. I saw Vitaly stealing my shit with saunty Look, hey, uh, look. I'm glad. Hey, by all means tell me to do the game show Tell predators that they're on a game show. I'm fine I'm just happy that Vitaly is no longer beating the fuck out of innocent women While on mushrooms and instead is now catching child predators. That's good. That's good He made a predator wrestle an alligator. Yeah, did you see that sure and i'm glad that he is no longer beating the fuck out of innocent women While tripping on mushrooms and is instead Catching child predators. That's good. That's good for the world. So this point where if we have to do an ad read um but no, uh You know what? I know I knew this there was this like one youtube pedophile hunter That did it for a while and he would have like dudes jumping like the hudson river and then At a certain point it came out that he was DMing a 15 year old girl. Yeah, and it was like Icarus, you know, like just flew too close, you know He got this is I got too much of a taste and then yeah It was just that was like the craziest way that could end it is that isn't insane like dude He looked in the mirror and he's like wait I've been trying to catch myself this whole time and like, you know, it's great It's been right in front of you. I'm so glad i'm not a pedophile And I get to pivot from catching pedophiles and pivot just right back to 9/11 And I get to go the perfect crime That's my that's my version of kin. That's my version of getting caught is me saying the n-word Mm-hmm about about like the terrorists on 9/11. You know what they were Kramer well, they'll be like Like this guy like dude. He's gonna. This is gonna be a pedophile like no worse He said to the dude the 9/11 we're in words and like god man Fuck the pedophile shit. No. Yeah, there's no saving him. Uh-huh. He's got his boss guy like trapped in the office on 9/11 And then he's like I might as well just let it rip. No Or he jumping out of the building Yeah, he's flying to the ground That's great. It's a fun time to great time out there Love 9/11. Yeah, um, I'm here. I used to ride my bike a lot like uh after high school Just like for workouts and up in Provo Canyon by bridal falls. They have like this uh I've been there. Yeah, they dug out. I caught you over there. Hey, I'm over there, dude I caught the dude that guy looked just like you. He looked like me kind of and I It made me sad. I'm like you think it's exactly what I look like dude Someone was saying I looked from behind Liam mcgirl got the similar haircut to me and karam was like I thought from behind you were him And all the I think the meanest thing you've ever said But dude, yeah, he's in this park and I at bridal falls every this concrete area on the wall Someone painted like 9/11's an inside job and I was like 17 18 like right and past this and I was like I was just like so like Listen to jay-z. I'm like this guy. This is all this is all crazy. No way and then Uh anyways, here we are. So that bridal that bridal man. Yeah, you send it spread in the word Can I can I take a second and come right back? I had to be We should probably have any wrap up right here. Well, I want to do well. I do want to say what's going to happen next Okay, I do want to get into that. Yeah for a second. What's uh, let's uh stop here. Okay, and we'll come right back Okay Yeah, all right. We're back. We're back from uh Show us keep break. Yeah, so we're going into what's next. Yeah, what what is I'm not gonna lie What it's gonna happen in the next year Keeps me up at night. So sure Sure, you don't have to wait the next year. What's gonna happen in the next five months? Yeah, it's literally what is gonna happen in the next 100 and what is it 120 days until the election and then what happens those 79 days after between the election and the inauguration That's what's that's what's happening, right? So leading up to this that you can expect more attempts More attempts See you think I think absolutely Alex is calling a shot on Tim Dillon. No question about it And uh, yeah, I mean if you had me on a few days ago Ida said cyber attack, but we had that today We had the we had the so much. I mean hear about this. It's it's it's like a bunch of Uh, there's this company called uh, what's it called? That's a crowd strike crowd strike. So they went down apparently it's an internal error and like planes they had to like Land a bunch of oh, I've heard southwest was like effective delta southwest. It's not just one airline It's like, yeah, dude. I watch formula one There's a Mercedes one of their big sponsors is is crowd strike it affected their team with like they They were having problems even their practice sessions. It affected hospitals. It affected all this shit Yeah, it affected the hotel I work at Like it's just everywhere and I'm like, how is this company? In so much of our lives and I've know I don't even know what it is. I have no idea this company existed Of course, it affects everything those six companies were on everything. I don't even fully understand what they do Well, I'll tell you crowd strike just so happens to be The company that claimed to have evidence of russian collusion between trump and russia Hmm So the steel dossier right that whole thing. Mm-hmm. So isn't it interesting that the day after trump gives his official Speech accepting the nomination that crowd strike Fucking implodes and you have the largest cyber attack in world history It's kind of fascinating So what's coming next more of that? More attempts at not just trump they're gonna go after probably biden kamala the the military industrial complex will do anything to keep their control on america and Nothing is off the table. Why don't they do this because I this is a free idea. Mm-hmm. If they don't want trump to win Uh, it looks like they're getting biden to step down. Sure. Uh, it sounds like this weekend. It's happening. I heard that Uh, that's what they say. Yeah. Well, so They talk but it's gonna be a problem for them to hop over kamala Harris because they're not running Yeah, but they run the whole rhetoric like on the left is just everyone hates I know but the identity and politics like it's a bad optic from their viewpoint like oh, you're gonna hop over the first black woman No, it's just like you're pulling Everyone hates her. Oh, yeah, no, like I don't I don't think it's an option to run Without a doubt. So here's what you do if you are the deep state Biden's gonna step down you campaign kamala for like a month And then at a rally you have a guy in a red hat shoot her in the face And then you like throw in I don't know Like Amy Corbachev or like Gavin Newsom and sure then you get whatever then you get your person Yeah, that it's that easy. Why don't they do that? Why do you dare say here's the important thing and this is why they went this route? okay if they had Honest elections in the party Democratic party, right? Because we all know about the shout out Seth rich. Yeah, shout out Seth rich. I'm assuming I'm assuming that you guys know that uh bernie sanders won the nominee in 2016 And then they killed Seth rich cooper exposing that in the emails, right? um If they have shown that they steal it that time then they obviously steal it again in 2020 from bernie again And give it to biden. They were gonna they had to steal it again this time, right? Mm Everyone already knew Biden was mentally Out of his fucking mind. He was talking about goddamn corn pop in 2019 right So They couldn't allow rfk. That was why they didn't do that was the that was their thing Because rfk would have won the democratic ticket then we had a fucking real election It would have been rfk versus trump. I don't fucking i'd have loved that I'd have been like either way at least the person who is running Has america's interest at heart at least on the surface or or Isn't it crazy to think at this point and like to make the democratic perspective or democrat perspective you're like And then you'd have a candidate like this is actually a conscious person. Yeah Yeah, we're like that's like that's like the level. Yeah, like this person actually can talk Yeah, um, not I don't want to hear his voice. This is yeah No, nobody likes his voice But you know it because I got it. Yeah, I think back in the day like both is conspiracy But you know what I think is nuts though where you're like dude boing is killing whistleblowers Oh, yeah And that's just bowing like this and now we're talking about like the biggest office In the world and it's like so bowing can do that but not any one not Yeah, anyone else like when it goes to the president. They would never do that But like but with bowing whistleblowers like it will kill them. No problem for a private company Yeah, but like it's that's like I was just I don't know why we're not talking about that. I was like Reflecting on that myself like if they're willing to do that with fucking whistleblowers for airplane manufacturer. Yeah Like of course they're gonna do it for like something that affects It's a black rock way bigger than that or state street, right? Of course black rock and state street are gonna do it because it's all about money, right? It's all about money and power Yeah, I know yeah, exactly. It's just like yeah, and then like and especially like in the Crazy fucking economy already in right now. Yeah, and they're like what makes money and like weapons Yeah, we're in the death throes dude. This is the death throes. It is going to be fucking insane the democratic convention Is the reason why they get rid of biden and you know So one of the weird things that I see right now is they go we had to save democracy We had to save democracy. We had to get rid of joe biden. That's who you voted for. That's democracy You guys already agreed that that's your candidate You already agreed that that's your candidate you voted for him now you had to stick with him But now they're gonna drop him out and install someone that the delegates agree on instead of the people that is an oligarchy that is a that is that is tyranny in its purest form And nobody seems to care. They just go well. We have this new information and it goes no, no, no There's no new information. You guys knew this guy didn't fucking have a brain forever And you vote and you voted for him because you hate trump so goddamn much And it's like well, why didn't you why didn't you allow an actual election to happen Within your candidacy where you have rfk come up and then we can vote on or bernie You have bernie or rfk And then it's like at least you have someone that that seems to at least surface level Seems to be remotely honest. Well, that's like I think when I look back at the past couple presidents like that is one thing I Miss and appreciate about Obama is they're all crazy. I've done horrible shit, but at least he seemed like a president Yeah, at least he was like oh, he's smart. He's conscious and especially just because of after the past, you know, like Years, you're like it of all the bullshit and things we've gone through and like cove and all that It's like I would at least like to be lied to in a better way. Yeah where they're like no like He's he seems competent. Yeah, and he was and he had his mental faculties all there Yep, and he consciously blew up an american child I consciously said i'm gonna blow up an american child in yemen I prefer that I like the idea because obama is like so charismatic and it's so charming And I love like this some idea like where the cameras turn off And then he's in a room with a monitor just blowing people Charm turns on well at least with him as well You're like you can see what the presidency did to him where you see him when he started and he looks kind of fresh base And then when he left it's like all gray with his eye bags and you're like you're like yeah It's like you just fuck this dude up and then you'll get trump and he just looks exactly the same Yeah, dude. I'd love to see like video of obama like in one of these like war rooms watching germ strikes and just jerking on But I think it'd be fun if actually he still had like his charisma Like he actually isn't a different person behind closed doors. Yeah, and he's like Back in chicago. We call that a three pointer Yeah, yeah, so we got we got an incident but uh One thing I will say it's a fun takeaway for me with all the deep state shit and all that the thing that I can take away As a heartfelt thing is that despite their best efforts Everyone was just like we really just don't like hillary clinton Oh, yeah And they really tried Yeah, and they really tried to make her work and then everyone was like no everyone agreed. No Yeah, like everyone said and they're like and they're like it's because she's a female and like that's not it It's not it if she's a warmonger Don't like her. Yeah, she's a warmonger Yeah, people don't want war the people also there's the video There's nothing about her that you say she seems like a real person Yeah, like there's nothing ever that she said where you're like that's just like my friend Did you see the video of her reacting to kadafi getting killed? Oh, yeah, that's the one we came we saw he died Well, and they find out like he was like killed because he was sodomized to death with a machete No, I was in high school people would come up behind you with a with a pen and put it up your ass You don't get offy Uh, that was a thing dude the clip that boy just I'm like you lost the election immediately Is back who's like, I don't know 2015 or whatever, which he goes. I'm just chilling and cedar rapids Oh, okay. I thought I thought it was going to be the uh, there's two that I liked There's the poke pokemon go how about pokemon go to the polls and vote There's that one and then and then there's uh when she does the the interview on I think his breakfast club and they ask her what she has in her purse And she says hot sauce. Oh, that's when I just went. Oh, no You know, you know what I got in this post right here. I got hot balls. Yeah What if she talks like that when she's off camera and then oh bama when he's off when he's off Yeah, you know what I like. She's I love papa fraud chill. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it tastes good to me Wait, so uh, I need me some god damn kool-aid And so And some watermelon. Oh no. No, he wouldn't talk like the off camera I'm like, where are we going today? Yes, yeah, dude as soon as he yeah And thank you and good night america Go into it. It's so good. George. Have you bushed just like uh, just off camera. I just like It's nice to meet you around here I don't know. It just I mean I did I was listening a little bit about his history like he's not from texas. They're from canada kid Oh, sure. Oh, yeah, but she's a fan doesn't agree. Yeah But anyways, so the convention where'd he go what where'd he go to school? George w bush. Yeah, do you go to yell? I don't know Yeah, when he's off camera he talks like that dude. Also. I do miss George w bush because like he's like he's just so likable because like I mean, I mean it's the greatest clip ever is like we will not stand for terrorists now. Watch this draft That alone do that alone like i'll vote for that like that's what we are now as a country I'm like just give me a good clip and like that's like I I'll vote for it. Mm-hmm. Cause like it's too. It's too cool. Like that is too cool of a clip And then we dodged the shoes everyone was like making fun of him for like dude the guy could even hit him Yeah, like it's kind of it's kind of sick. Yeah, and also the fact he didn't really know what's going on Like sure in the oval office like oh, yeah, what am I side? Yeah, what's going on? He's the definition of a puppet man. What's going on? Yeah, and then like dick chaney comes from uh halliburton he goes from secretary defense to halliburton ceo to vice president baller What? I think though. I like what? Dude. Hey, it's a politics work. Yeah revolving door Uh, I know I just did get Get Biden out of there put in frances under wood Yeah, yeah, yeah kevin space. I say we just I say we just write in kevin space And then in and then in parenthesis you know, it's kevin spacey, but he's in character And we'll only answer is frances. Underwood. Yeah. Yeah, he's like I am i'm frances on People to write in kevin spacey But but but in parentheses we all write in for as frances under wood And then we go and then they're like, okay. Well, it looks like kevin spacey as frances underwood won the election So kevin spacey has to play the role of frances underwood Dude, he's doing is he's doing his speech that my fellow americans he says turning to a different camera He's like they know they think i'm talking Yes, i'm lying stretch of their faces. They have not know I hate the men behind me But they voted for me Anyways americans we're going to war with israel like i had like i it's like i don't plan around If it's a moose i've been trying to get a war they're in forever If it's like Dude, uh shout out to the first two seasons of that show that's where it ends after that. It's bullshit I think right up until they get rid of him. That's good. It's not bad. Like the first two seasons It's like this is what it was supposed to be really much house of course because it's based off of a book It's phenomenal It's based off of a book and then they turned that to a bbc show And they brought they did it the american version and the first two seasons is what that story really is Would he's like what he's sexually abusing people? That's what it is. That's what it's good. That's the point Yeah, okay It's very it but it's very well done. Yeah classy Well, I mean like behind the scenes kevin space he's sexually abusing people and then he comes out and he's just a fuck I was in care of performance of his life Well didn't when he and then when he did like that random video from his kitchen after he'd like canceled and he's like I know you've missed yeah They tried to get rid of me They can't they just don't seem to be able to also a lot of my accusers seem to have killed themselves Of course, of course So yeah, but he's an amazing I was watching every watch to like the first two seasons like a year or two ago And I was like, he's just such a good actor. Can we just bring him back? Yeah, he's he's so good. It seems like he's uncancelled now. I think he's trying to come back. He did uh, uh, Like he's Morgan here's Morgan. Yeah, talking about his bankrupt. He cried I don't have any money anymore piers Pales So the convention's coming up. Yeah, what so where are we moving from here? What's the road map? Chaos Chaos There's gonna be chaos Chaos becomes the president. Uh, I would say here in Utah. You're probably pretty good. You're probably chilling Um downtown salt lake will probably have some crazy riots Uh, and not at not convention time. I'm talking 79 days after the election after Donnie wins If they don't if they don't kill him After trump wins Then between then and the inauguration I mean they burned a fucking church across from the white house last time You know what I mean? Like the it's going to be crazy again. Uh, it's going to be Summer of love times too. It's going to be right like, you know, you're going to have another george floyd moment Alex jones says that they're going to blow up black churches um And like dude that would Suck so bad. Yeah, it sucks so much shit and then they blame trump supporters for it. Like that's going to be bananas, dude and If they do that, I mean, yeah, it's going to be it'll be chaos. I do expect a lot of chaos and I yeah obviously the answer is everyone just play it cool Vote or don't And nobody cares and you know what you do voter don't Nobody gives a fuck, you know And just plans it up la 25. Yeah, play NCAA 25 on november 5th vote or don't Don't kill people in the meantime or after that. That's what we all want to see Yeah, you can't blow up any buildings. Don't do anything crazy when it comes like the american government and all this shit going on You'll kind of almost have to live in a dissociated state Yeah, and you should like you see it I saw trump getting shot and like seriously my like part of my reaction was like that's crazy Yeah, and then I Just hopped on tiktok. I started watching like dudes doing kickflips on skateboards and I was like, yeah Yeah, like if you're just like yeah, like how what if you have the right reaction? That is how you should what am I supposed to do about this? Yeah, like like it's like I can only focus on my own little world And like I'm just worried about people tipping fat Uh at the valet I'll work out like I'm just like I hope I get money today Like I hope this joke works. I hope I can drink mountain do zero Yeah, that's all I care about like I drink white claw mountain do zero sugar and fucking My car got gas. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's like I don't know. Yeah, so that's what we're doing Right, but it is going to be crazy and I do expect power outages. I expect I expect them to throw everything. No card is off the table right now Including nukes. Oh my god And guess what on Benjamin says they don't exist. So we're good Own Benjamin is wrong about that. Hey, guess what Guess where one of the debates is coming? No, it's all like they're doing a debate here. Yes, they're not going to debate what they're doing Uh major president one of them one of the bait the debates is here. Oh, we got to go. I got to go It's here. I'm trying. I want I want to go, but it's it's going to happen here Pass we do because dude. I thought I showed up in this shirt. No, it's well Dude, I've talked to I've talked to multiple secret state service people now because of where I work because Michelle Obama was at the sit at my hotel a couple of my ultimate high a couple months ago And like so I talked to secret service then because they came up to our valley standing like hey, this is what's going on Yeah, super super nice. They were just like, hey, we just got some cars coming through We're gonna need to do all this if we can you know and then I talked to some other secret service agents last week because Just lens ski was in town The Ukrainian the Ukrainian president was in town. Really? Yes, what's he doing here? He was in town with and then also may have to be conna. Hey Uh, but yeah, so those ends goes in town. So there was secret service agents at the Hyatt all week and so then Yeah, and I asked them about as good as it's ready for the debate here in a couple months No, like I don't like it. I'm now. I want to think about it. So like it's coming here. Oh shit Is it is it the presidential debate or presidential debate? No shit? Yeah, we gotta go So I would love to watch that downtown. So it's me fucking insane Yeah, because like biden was here in like a year ago or something and there's like they're just snipers all over the Like that's interesting. Yeah, and like no interesting Okay, this is another act out. So as far as like what the real power of like the Like american military secret service and all that My parents used to live in Buenos Aires and I think like I think biden or someone came to Buenos Aires And they're like they're like that was like they just did to show force where they had like presidential like uh cameras dead there's a presidential uh like the the motorcade they said just city full city blocks just all the power were just like full blackouts Just from like wherever the car was going those blocks everything just turns off And like they said all these argentenians were like freaking out like what the fuck's going on And just because the president was wrong through they had like jets fly over and they were just like yeah This is what we're about well Do you like that's scary not like this is what we like just so you know like you don't even understand what's happening right now Yeah, like your your whole city's shutting down and you don't even know why well here's another they may have like smoke screens If they're getting shot at they have smoke screens in the barricade in the motorcade that like if those go up Infrared scope doesn't work on it. All this shit. It's like you can't see into it. Go Well, yeah, no, there this is That's the obvious there's so many questions about this like if you can't if they couldn't get on the rooftop for the slope You would put up a banner at least You would use fake snow or something to block so then it's a shot in the dark and they couldn't see You do a lot to minimize Also, do you remember I don't know if you knew this in the news a year ago here in and provo Oh, yeah 70 year old guy who posted on facebook that he's gonna kill biden and the fbi Broke into his house and killed him in the middle of the night. Yeah, like Well, you know, that's yeah fucking insane. No, it's uh, yeah, it's like uh Dude watch house. Well now you got yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that guy wasn't allowed to say that but now you have people In congress talking about I wish Like staffers for congress saying that they wish that the bullet had gone two inches to the right Would you see uh, so a tenacious d like jack black span. Oh, yeah Kyle kyle gas his bandmate said how broken up and then and then he was like they canceled the tour And also I do kind of feel bad for jack black where he's like What the fuck dude? He's like on stage like like But also jack black didn't care in the moment Like like laughed in the moment. Well, hey I didn't actually remember honest. I haven't seen the clip. I just saw I saw a post about but yeah jack black didn't care until he lost the Insurance because they they wouldn't insure him for the rest of the tour because he had to have insurance at this No, this makes sense. And then he goes. Oh, I'm oh my god. I was so shocked by this shut the fuck up You weren't shocked by shit. You know, yeah You don't think you could be is a great actor, but also but also man if you make jokes like that Who cares? No, it is it is. It is. Yeah, I'm I'm with you. It's like If you're joking, I don't care How about this? This is a very nervous thought of who have trumps of crisis actor Bro I'd fuck him. You never thought about that. Sure. I mean my wife The crisis actors have like are they like sag affiliated for the for the last For the last uh like three weeks. That's where all the actors are gonna go because now like the film industry's dying And all they got to start. Yeah, just going just working with david hog Uh The last like three weeks my wife's been like fucking hate trump. She's like he's Dude, he's their puppet like he's it's like it's all a show like biden's puppet He's a puppet. They want to sell hate each other. Yeah, and then they shot at him and she's like I don't know like I don't know anymore. Yeah Because I I definitely will entertain the idea that the whole thing is a show of course like because it's just so ridiculous Yeah, like you see whole colgan at the convention. You're like this can't be real. Yeah. No when hogan showed up. Oh, I I locked it Yeah, hulkamania, bro Well, i've seen his penis. So I was like, no, this is a real Uh He has to admit hulk if he if hogan can take down galker. He can take down the swamp. Yeah Yeah, dude Yeah, when he has to admit that his penis isn't huge. It's actually not ten inches It's actually not ten engines hulk hogan has a ten inch penis But but whatever his name is yeah, jason nash. Yeah, whatever Uh, which I think is a Physicist who had schizophrenia worked for the tia Um, have you ever seen a beautiful mind? But yeah, yeah, I think that's him Doesn't hold up as well. Really? Well, it's Russell crows performance is great amazing But it's definitely a film made in 2001. Yeah Um So there you go. Yeah, that's my more current review of that film sure speaking of 2001 I just bought some playboy magazines Uh, I got september 2001 and october of 2001 And then I got the donald trumpishio with this book store And I was uh, you know, leafing through and I was like, let's see what these girls pussies looked like on 9/11 What do we what do we got here? Let's see what let's see what are come looked like on 9/11 It is a good thought. I don't know like It You must think that it can make for playboy. They're like, I don't think we can show penetration after Yeah, um, all right. We should probably end. Yeah, I told my wife was I'll definitely be home before midnight Because she was getting mad and then It's not gonna. I don't think it's gonna happen. But anyways, there we go. Yeah, sounds good Thanks for having me guys. Thanks for doing this. This is very fun. Yeah, this is good [BLANK_AUDIO]