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Anymore, any more? I've been Minions all after potty. This is Primavane. Oh, please. Kim, Eddie, Mitchell. What's up, everybody? All right, man. This is a very special edition because... Esta Simana, you'll have a chance to win a family four packet tickets. But I eat to the happiest place on earth. Disney Land. Okay. Check Alato. It's three day, one park per day tickets to experience Disneyland. Yeah, part of this. So we're going to hook you up with the two night hotel stay. All right, exclusively for those of you that listen to us on this after party podcast, check Alato. This is what you got to do to register to win. Okay? To register to win, you need to complete the phrase. Completa la frase. We're going to give you one word per day, starting today, Monday, February 26th through Thursday, February 29th. Okay? Once you complete the phrase of the four words, it's the four word phrase. Completa la frase. All you got to do is DM us the phrase, your full name and your phone number. DM us via Instagram @Shaboy. Show? S-H-O-B-O-I. Show. And one winner will be chosen at random after 10 a.m. This Friday, March 1st, 2024. Okay? So every day this week, Monday through Thursday, we are going to be giving you one word for the phrase, Completa la y sas. Yes. It's going to be inside the after party episodes. Yes. After party. In the beginning, in the middle, at the end, no say. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. S-H-O-I look up. It's very good. Day. Wow. [ Speaking Spanish ] All right, so today's word, the first word of the total phrase for the Disney giveaway is Shaboy's. S-H-O-B-O-Y. Apostrophe S. Shaboy's. Write it down. Save it. Completa la frase this week. All right, familiar, so good look on that. By the way, this is a separate contest on the Disneyland tickets from the one that we have going on on Instagram right now. Yes. We have a video there. You can register to win that as well at Shaboy's show. And of course, we also have a separate contest going on live during our show. So many ways to win, y'all. Come on. So easy. We heard you guys. You're going to be like, "Hey, La lienes telephonicas tantos. Yeah, Nastro boy." You're like, "All right, let's give you other ways you can win." Yeah. All right, so good look on that. Interesting show we had today. Yes. We're going to catch you up, as promised, on Kim and Eddie's date. We talked a little bit about it during the show, but we want to dive more into it. So Kim took Eddie to one of the weirdest dates I've ever heard of, and basically to melt his earwax. Do you want to see him as a wino tres, Kim? Ear candling. Ear candling. Listen, current tanto earwax already. The Eddie made Kim a whole statue that waxed. Whoa. Like those museums, you know? Yeah. That's nasty. That's nasty, man. That's nasty, man. That's nasty, man. Okay, cute. Gross. Eddie, did you, when they took out the wax, bro, and they were basically burning this cone looking thing, right? It looked like a joint. Yeah, it did. It kind of looked like a joint, Eddie. It's past it. Ah. That was good. It was a tube stuck into Eddie's. Like a funnel stuck into Eddie's ear, and then there's a big flame on top. (speaking in foreign language) And then the earwax was inside the funnel, bro. Right. I saw the video that you posted came on Instagram and our stories at Shaboi Show. Is everything that was in there that looked like Parmesan cheese? Mm-hmm. Ew. Is that all Eddie's earwax? No. So a lot of the powder that you see, that's just debris from the actual funnel. Sticky stuff is the actual wax, and then she said anything gray is like sinuses, or things that he has. Oh, wow. Did he have graceda? Yeah, graceda. He had a little bit. He had a lot of graceda. Yeah. Dude, it grows. Would you guys can go and look at the video on our stories, but homegirls not wearing any gloves, when she's unpacking it. (speaking in foreign language) That's nasty, full at least wear some gloves. Hey, but Loki, I think a lot of you Highness are turned on by those weird things, like earwax popping zits on men. Like, you girls like that stuff. Yeah. You like popping zits on your mans? I mean, I like watching it. I don't have a man, so I can't pop the zits on him. But I watch the videos on TikTok, and it's like the Snapchat channel too, that like just it's just extractions, and I Loki watch earwax extractions. I don't mean to tell you guys what I like to watch. Zip horn? Zip horn basically, yeah. Oh my god, Kim. Scalpe extractions. So people that have hella dandruff. Oh, dandruff. (speaking in foreign language) They literally like scratch it off. It's so sad and it's funny. What are they scratching off with? They have like special tools, and they basically-- It's like a scraper. Yeah, it's like a scraper, and then you see it come off and like, you can just tell they have so much satisfaction. (speaking in foreign language) Yeah, they feel better. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) You know what I mean? It's like medical dandruff, yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, like Loki, I kind of have that. I don't have dandruff, but I do, when I get like-- I have psoriasis, I'm pretty sure. I don't want to go to the doctor, because you have to pay extra for the dermatologist. But basically, I'm pretty sure I have psoriasis, because you'll see like whenever it gets stressed, I get really red, like scaly parts on my skin, right under my nose, and then that whenever it gets stressed, it's under my nose, it'll start there, and then my scalp will start bleeding. And-- Oh, which can't. Yeah, and I'll literally, like you can look at it, and I have like blood on my scalp. That's weird. Yeah, I have psoriasis on my scalp and my nose, but only when I get really stressed. Only when I get really stressed. If I'm not stressed, I don't have that. And self-diagnosed. Yeah, I have a-- I still-- We have to stop self-diagnosing ourselves. We do that a lot. I was doing that, too, self-diagnosing myself. I'm like, am I overweight? And I was like, yes, you are, sure. And I was like, I gotta stop. No, what's going on, I see. But I'm saying, like, DCO, what are you gonna see, right? Oh, yeah, she's like, don't look at it. No, you look good right now. [LAUGHTER] 'Cause you're no sugar. No, you look good all the time. No, you look good all the time. I think it's 'cause I'm wearing a different shirt. I always wear a black D-shirt, so I'm like-- I gotta keep you on your toes, best. You know, that way you can-- Not too long 'cause I'm heavy for it. [LAUGHTER] I'll break 'em. No. That's some eddy, and genuinely speaking, Wendy's high enough that was catching your earwax on fire and melting it. What were you feeling in the process in your-- I actually don't remember. I took a nap. I took a nap. I was relaxing. I heard a little crackling. [GASP] Bro. But I was like, the flame. No, like Bernie. Yeah, Bernie. What did it smell like? Was there a smell? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's like burned. It's like burned, yeah. It's like burned. No, it smells burned. Yeah, burned. And she had the window open and a fan going. Yeah. In case, dang. But you can hear better now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've hear a little bit better. Is it a major difference on my salmonella? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Well, that's his way. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I'm getting a little bit better without you. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I would honestly try to tune out Kim, too. Oh. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No, no, no, no. And Kim's mom, though. Kim's mom said that she doesn't hear him either. I know. And Kim's mom is Salvadorian, bro. She's hella loud. She's very loud. My mom actually talked to Eddie's mom for the first time. Yesterday. And she said that she didn't understand my mom because of her reaction. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Try to repeat what she said in the Salvadorian accent. Oh, I don't even know what she was saying. By the way, for those of you that don't know, Kim and Eddie are dating. And that's why they hang out a lot at Kim's house. Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yes. I didn't really listen to what they were saying because I was driving. But they were talking about the skinny shot. And then three, you want to get it. And then she was telling my mom-- Kim's mom was telling my mom that they should get discount for a three for one. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I don't even know for the skinny shot. Eddie, that is not even Salvadorian. That's just not Salvadorian. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I'm sorry. She was saying that she has a big balla. Like, she's a balla. She's like, balla and pantsa. Like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And then Eddie's mom was like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And I was like, he goes like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh. Yeah. And then we like, let's all go. But yeah, basically, you guys, it's hard because my mom-- obviously, she's my mom. So I already understand her Spanish. Wait, what? Your mom is your mom? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] It's like Salvadorian Spanish. Like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Like, I understand maybe other people are like, wow, she's talking so fast. They're like, I don't get it. Can't keep up. Yeah, like, when people say like Salvadorian phrase, like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] you love to say, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And I'm like, why does he say that? Like, I've never heard someone say that. And I'm Salvadorian. Oh my gosh, was I wrong. I hear it now. And like, my god, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I'm like, what the heck? I just tune it out. Because if you're Salvadorian, you don't force yourself to listen to it, it just comes naturally. Right, like, I never knew I had an American accent until I left the US. I studied in Europe for one summer. Wow. And Don says, they're like, oh, you American. And I was like, I never realized I had an accent, an American accent. Does that make sense? Yes. It was weird to finally realize, like, what you're saying, Kim, when you're speaking, how you speak? You don't know you have an accent, dog. It's like, you tell other people not who you got an accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even got to go that far. We went to Texas last year. And I went to Target. I was checking out for the checkout stand in the girls, like, you're not from here, huh? And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, you sound like you're from California. And I was like, I am. She's like, you sound like you're from Texas in the Texas accent. Let's go. But you know what's funny is that whenever I go to Salvador, or when I talk to my idea, Eddie says that I kind of have an accent after, like, a Salvadorian accent, because you just get so into the conversation and stuff. And yeah, it's crazy. My wife, Janet, says I do that without knowing. Like, I have one of my best friends is Omenicano. Whatever accent you're talking is what you start getting into. And whoever I'm talking to on the phone. So some of that is Salvadorianos, Omenicanos, Boriquas. Like, I end up kind of talking like that. Yeah, yeah. In the coverage, but I don't realize it, bro. Like, if you asked me to do it right now, I wouldn't be able to, like, as good. There are many amingos on the phone. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No, no, don't pretend to be me. [LAUGHTER] Well, that's all I'm saying. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] Omenicanos, did you guys see A-Rod got a big ass tan? Yes! No, that's false. And let me tell you, coming from home. Hold on, hold on. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it, bro. Let's talk about it, ladies. Hold on, hold on. [LAUGHTER] At KeyBank, we know a small moment like-- Whoa. My kid's got a serious backhand. Can lead to an even bigger question like-- Tennis campus, how much? And that's the type of moment where we'll meet you. To help you build a savings plan for expenses big and small so your money can make money. Mike, how's that sound? Sounds like match point. Sounds like love. We could serve up tennis puns all day. For every financial need, we'll meet you in the moment. KeyBank opens doors. KeyBank member FDIC. The legends are true. Overbuilding power. A sauce of justice. Yes. The most legendary sauce has arrived as McDonald's transforms into the anime world of McDonald's. The greatest flavors unite in all news. Haverie chili McDonald's sauce to make your 10-piece with nuggets, fries, and sprites ultra-powerful. Unlock manga comics with every meal and sit down for a new anime short every week. Only at McDonald's. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Go. I participated in McDonald's for a limited time. I'll supplies last. [MUSIC PLAYING] All right, so A-Rod went viral this weekend because out of nowhere, he looked way darker. Way more tan than usual. So you're saying, Kim. He came out and said, guys, you've got to remember. So I don't mean he got on. I'm Dominican. I fell asleep in the sun, and I tan really well. Well, because I don't mean he got on. Kim, you're calling cab. You're saying it's fake. Why? No, I'm saying I agree with it. I'm almost underneath that. And if you look at pictures of me in sixth grade when I went to a Salvador, it's different people because the sun hits different over there. Like, I look so dark. And if you guys know, Chellatin' Angle is the department in O Salvador where we're from. It's like a state, yeah. Like here, like same state. Yeah, it's in a saddle, and to compare it, it's kind of like the Halisko of Mexico. Everybody's white, and they all have like green and like literally crystal blue eyes. So I was like the brownest one there. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I believe him. I definitely looked different in the winter. Yeah, I don't know why people were bugging out. He did look super tan, though. Do you tan pretty good piano on you, or you get red? Yeah, how was it when I got back from Hawaii? I didn't think my cover was great. You came back like a lobster for me. Oh, yeah, it's because that day I didn't put on any-- I need some luck or nothing. But I think when I prepare well, yeah, my color's great. Did you guys hear about this? One time I went to visit my friend, Mingle, and is Dominican family. And they gave my wife this [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] to get a better tan and get more color. Yeah. And it was oil, like baby oil? Yes. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You mix it, and then you put it on your body. Yeah. And it tans like a lot better. And I don't know if it's like the darkness from the Coca-Cola, or what, but it looked tall, bro. Probably. You guys never heard of that one? No. But that's super cool. And one time when I went to Mexico, I didn't have any mosquito repellent. And they're like, you should put shampoo on your legs. I did it. Didn't get any type of mosquito bite. The like, you should try showering, kid. [LAUGHTER] But when you just put it in, it's like, no water, nothing. You just rub it on your legs and you're bad. So shampoo, no water, rub it on your legs, and then it protects you throughout the day. Yeah, it did. It really did protect me from the mosquitoes. Speaking of, Eddie, do you wear anything to avoid getting wrinkles, bro? Wow. You don't. Why, it seems like I have hella wrinkles? Well, yeah, you're getting there. Pero. Oh, no, it's true. No, no, no, because I had a really good conversation with DJ Majestic. For those of you that don't follow our very own DJ Majestic from the Shabocho mini mix, that just got the most amazing skin. Oh, he does it takes care of it. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] But the sun is his enemy. Right. Like, he'll come over to the pad when we have pool parties and stuff. He'll literally find the one corner with shade in the pool and just sit there, bro. I'm kicking it. So first of all, he's like, dude, no sun in the face. A lot of Asians do that. That's why a lot of Asians wear those visors. Yeah. In front, right? Protecting. But what I'm getting towards Eddie is he's got this whole routine, bro, that he was telling me about. Like, come on, washing his face. No waiting. And then a type of serum, it's called-- Oh, really? --that seals the arugas and the lines that we start creating. Yes. And then moisturizer on top. What, toner? Yeah, he did tell me about toner. But I just got a bunch of creams this weekend. You did? I'll show you what it is. See how my keels? Oh, yeah, I like that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, OK, yeah. So I'm going to see how it goes. And also for, like, the eyes done being, bro. But I just think, like, men, we should take better care of our skin, just how you ladies do, you know? Yeah. But in one, you got great skin. I'm not drinking any. Thank you. But I'm only drinking water right now. But speaking of taking care of your skin, everybody needs to SPF it up, because I was actually looking at my skin the other day. And I saw a little spot. Oh, sure. No, it's not. And where is it? I've never had it. You got, like, a sunspot. It's kind of getting bigger. You also get that from old age. Ah, OK. [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, god. I don't think, like, to be honest, you want to make a little bit of it, sorry? When I'm on vacation, that's the last thing on my mind. I will get some burn. I don't care. You want to make a little? And you know what? I'll be in the quentas. I'm-- I'm going to inject tarts. So it doesn't matter. And I'm going to get old, like-- Yeah. I want to get sunspots, regardless. Kim, Vane, are you already comparing yourself to friends that are your age, to [SPEAKING SPANISH] who looks better, and who doesn't, like, skin-wise? Dude, I was doing that, like, already. Yeah, when I was, like, 18, I'm like, dude, she already looks like she's in her 20s. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Out of your group of friends, piranha. Would you say, even though you're all around the same age, are you the one that looks a little bit more older, kind of average, or younger than them? I think just because of my personality, I always look younger, although I do have a friend that also got surgery, not like-- she didn't get a tummy tuck or anything like that. She got the gastric sleeve, so she lost a lot of weight. So she looks different than she looked when we were younger. Does she look like you have a bobble head now? Because every high nine, I know, [SPEAKING SPANISH] You got, like, a big old head. No. They get skinny in the body, but then they look like a bobble head. No, she had a big head even before. [LAUGHTER] She thought I was at a big head. So would you say you're one of the younger looking ones? Yeah, I think so. That's what's up. Kim, how about you? Yeah, I think I'm the younger one. And the way, like-- I mean, we're still young. Like, obviously, I'm 24. But the way you can kind of tell is they start getting ganas. Like, ganas here and there. And I'm like, oh. Why are you looking at me, Kim? I got ganas already, too. We all do. Ever since my daughters were born, kind of started coming in. Yeah, I think because I worry about them, you know? Yeah. Did you have kanas yet? And I, yeah. I probably have, like, one, but not like noticeable. You got to find it. And he looks still young. But I did say I'm going to get hair inputs. Oh, yeah, hair transplant. Hair transplant, here you go, yeah. Is Kim, what do you-- No, you do have a receding hairline. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The corners. The joke is, it's like, come on like a solina. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You get it? Anyways. Yeah. So your hairline is going pretty far back. And you got the indents on the side. Los piquitos. They're going in deep. Right. You're giving a little chicharito vibes right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Kim, if Eddie starts losing his hair more, would you rather him just shave his head? Or keep trying to hold on to whatever co-petitos got left? Whatever makes him happy, honestly, because I think you should feel good for yourself. So if that means getting a hair transplant, then yeah. But I think it would be something I would tell him if it looked bad. Yeah, well, tell him if it looked bad. But I also think he was a cute Belon. I love the Belon. I don't know about Belon. I have like a flat back right here. Bro, that's because your parents didn't pick you up as a ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's weird. The back of your head is pretty flat. Yeah. Actually, I never wanted to tell you that. But yeah, it is. Oh, my god. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And you know how babies get the little bald spot in the back of their head? Yeah. Eddie with the whole thing was bald in the back. It looked like a reverse mole. No. Like no hair in the back, instead of a lot. Oh, my god. How many give hella tell me time to the babies? But then they cry. Tell me. Oh. Oh, the baby's going to enjoy your tummy game. Wait a moment. Your baby's going to enjoy being on your tummy. No, tummy time is when you put the baby on his-- On their tummy and they have a lack of your tummy. You wouldn't know because you're not present in any of your children's lives. Lefa? You wouldn't know what tummy time is because you're not present in any of your children's lives. Because that's on my role. Oh, god. I gave it life. No, you didn't, Mitchell. Your baby mama's gave it life. Not without my seed, fool. To nobody, anyways. Yeah, tummy time is when you lay down the baby on its belly right there and it's good for them, too, if they're gassy. Yeah, it is. Sometimes I do that, still. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I'm about to tummy time. I know I have to do tummy time, too, because I got into a really bad car accident. So when I lay on my back for a long time, it starts to hurt. So I have to do tummy time. And even as an adult, tummy time sucks. Do the buns a time. Buns a time. Buns a time. Buns a time. Buns a time. Fupa time. Fupa time. What time is it? Buns a time. Yeah, man. It's like buns a month a day. All right, guys. Well, thank you for hanging out with us. We'll keep you updated if Kim, Eddie's mom, and Kim's mom end up getting the skinny shot or not. We are going to get the skinny shot. It's just a matter of when. I'm telling you guys right now I'm going to do it. Kim wants to do it this year. Remember, Eddie's dad, my brother George, he has the plug with the plastic surgeon. And I already got DMs from you listening. You want them to be on our podcast and we will bring them on to the after party to talk to them about the potential side effects of the skinny shot that's very similar to the ozempic shot. It's when he gets you on and it reduces your hunger. So you know what I'm saying? Nothing is gone as a tragarthanto comorita. Yes, I got questions. So we're already making the list right here. I'm ready. I just need to set a date. And guys, if you guys see me looking super snatched by August 20th, you know why. She's like, I will say, but they'll be signed. They'll be signed, so literally be signed. So I was saying, yeah. Kim, if you start posting looking hella extra skinny. Yes. And in the comments people are like, she's definitely on the skinny shot. What are you going to say to them? I say, yup, and I'm going to tag my doctor. Let's go. I will not lie to you guys about it. I'm telling you right now. So, yeah. Would you ever lie to the audience of any procedure that you would get? Absolutely not. You'd be open about it. Yeah, because you're probably going to promote. Endorsing it. I don't know about endorsing it, but I do. I'm not going to lie. What about the hyena that got the body thing that we're looking at last week? What's the body thing? The body, the home girl that was getting the beauty of her body does clean. I'm not doing that. It was like live surgery. Oh, they were showing when they were sucking the gordura out of her stomach. She was a big girl. On TikTok? It was on Instagram. Yeah, it was like 110 parts to it. Being a high-speed girl. Is it a big-ass girl? Well, yeah, it's a bit funny. I will keep you guys updated on that. And we'll definitely buy a doctor. I think his name is Samuel Nori. Doctor Samuel, yes. Yeah, super one on that. So, he's on the skinny shirt as well. Yeah, so he's going to talk positive about it. If you think about it. Yeah, of course. But he's always like... He's not going to tell you like best side effects about it. Well, I don't know. He might share. He better be honest. Honestly, yeah. Pull up. Well, it keeps like, I don't care what it is. Honestly, I don't care. I better not get it. I'm still going to get it. All right, guys. Good luck on this Disneyland giveaway. Remember, today's word, part of the phrase, today's word is shaboys. Shaboys. S-H-O-B-O-Y. Apostrophe S. Shaboys. Today, okay? (speaks in foreign language) So you can complete the phrase by this Thursday. (speaks in foreign language) It's Vanessa Sida. Kim's. Kimberly I. Garcia with two A's at the end. Slash. Forward slash skinny shot. Yeah. Eddie. Eddie Sotelo. And we're at Shaboys show and Edgar Isotelo. (speaks in foreign language) (upbeat music) Love the flexibility of working in all sorts of places? Well, working on the go seamlessly requires a strong network like T-Mobile. We have America's largest 5G network. 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