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February 26th 2024

In today's show, the crew gives us an update on their Lent Challenge. Next, Prima Vane breaks down Bad Bunny's latest controversy. Lastly, Prima Vane gives us some serious Lent controversy to debate!

Duration:
25m
Broadcast on:
26 Feb 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

In today's show, the crew gives us an update on their Lent Challenge. Next, Prima Vane breaks down Bad Bunny's latest controversy. Lastly, Prima Vane gives us some serious Lent controversy to debate! 


 

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Starting today in our after-party episodes, we are going to be giving you hints and telling you how to win. Again, listen to our Shaboy Show podcast on your favorite podcasting platform or on shaboyshow.com. (speaking in foreign language) Major fails. (speaking in foreign language) Shaboy show. Shaboy. (speaking in foreign language) We had a crazy week. And Primavan and I have two major-per-no-mat-wheatos. (cheering) (speaking in foreign language) We want to share them with you. Hopefully it makes you feel better about your day. I'll go first real quick. Oh, please. (speaking in foreign language) My beautiful wife that I love so much. Oh, no. What happened? Got into a car accident. No. In my car. (speaking in foreign language) (cheering) (speaking in foreign language) She's okay. The other person is okay. And it was versus a Mercedes. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) You and us don't know how to park. Do you know how to parallel park? Once you hear the rim, hit the banket. That's true. (laughing) Oh, yeah, man. (laughing) Yeah, man. (speaking in foreign language) Everybody's okay. But I will say this, okay? Public service announcement. Always call the police for a police report. Yes. (speaking in foreign language) Because it wasn't my wife's fault. She got rear-ended, turning left. It was like two lanes to turn left. Janet was on the right, my wife. This other lady was on the left. Janet was ahead of her. And the lady forgot to turn left. So she just ran into the back of our car. So she gets out. (speaking in foreign language) And then getting information into my wife's like, okay, well, I'm gonna call the cops. So we get a report. And she's like, what? You don't need to call the cops. I'm gonna get my boys on you. (speaking in foreign language) Guys, at first she was all Tranquila admitting it was her fault. Once Janet said she was gonna call the cops to get a report. That's when she flipped. So this is why I'm telling you, it happened to Primalana once. It happened to Kim once, where they didn't get a police report. Yes. And what happened in both of those occasions, Primalana? I was S.O.L. They switched their story. They switched it up and I didn't get money. Girl, I had a track mine down. I was literally like a stalker ex-girlfriend. I was like, you are gonna give me your driver's license right now. (speaking in foreign language) Yeah. And later when they get to the insurance, they change the story, y'all. Right. So anyways, always call the cops, get a report. (speaking in foreign language) Yeah, that says she's okay, guys. (speaking in foreign language) Yes. What is it, girl? I ruined my laptop this weekend. (speaking in foreign language) Hey! How did you do it? Dude, I left. (speaking in foreign language) I left a water bottle in my bag and it was slightly open. And I didn't notice until like hours after I got home, but I threw my bag on the bed and it was slowly leaking. Like on my bag. And then hours later, I pull up, open it. It was all wet. How are you? And there's no way to rescue it? I mean, should I put it in rice? What do you think? (speaking in foreign language) I wonder if it works. Just like the iPhone. It's switched your laptop in your hands. I feel like it might be too late at this point. You should put in one of your chipotle balls. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) I wasn't even high though, Michel. I mean, that's what happens when you're not high. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) So, El Mito plays football in a Sunday league and he says he only plays really good when what, Michel. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughs) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) Was it fun, was it boring? Is it getting kind of stale? Well, Kim and Eddie are dating and Kim just took Eddie on the craziest date I've ever heard. - What? - I definitely don't recommend it. - You think that was crazy? - It's crazy and grocery, but by the way, there is video of it in our Instagram stories, (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughs) (speaking in foreign language) - Eddie the virgin is no longer a virgin (speaking in foreign language) (laughs) - Kim, explain what date you took Eddie on, please. - So I took Eddie on a year-kindling date and essentially what that is. - What in the white world? (speaking in foreign language) - Me too. They get like a funnel and they put it down in your ear and they light it on fire. And essentially, the funnel goes down, obviously as the fire burns it. And as it's working, as it's burning, it's burning your ear wax from inside. At the end, you get to open that funnel up and look at your burnt ear wax, essentially, and it cleans your ears. - That is gross. - I'm looking at the video right now, Joai. Is this Kimun Tuuito Castan el Oido, Eddie? (speaking in foreign language) Like a flame. - A flame, yeah. - It is definitely giving blue hair, yeah. - No. - No. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - What? (laughing) - Do not drink the red, gay, red, or the green one. - Don't tell him that he's gonna get all freaked out. (speaking in foreign language) - I'm in love anyway, so talk to him. (laughing) And he's like, "It's obviously working." (laughing) - Kim, and did you think this is a good idea? Why? - Honestly, Eddie was going a little bit sort of ito. - I would call to him, and he just wouldn't answer me. - Your mom even said, right? - My mom told me, like, "Hey, you think Eddie's okay?" And I was like, "What do you mean?" She's like, "No, it's good chat." She's like, "I've been calling him, I'm calling him." And like, he doesn't hear me. And then I was like, "Yeah, mom, he's actually, you know, a little deaf." And then, she's like, "You need to take him ear-kindling." And I was like, "You're so right." So I got the idea. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) - Eddie, how do you feel from your ears? Now that all that ear wax got melted, and it's out. - It does feel better, it feels cleaner. I can hear it better too, so. - When was the last time that you cleaned your ears, bro? Like, do you remember? - I use a q-tip, kotonete. - Kotonete, yeah. I use it like every other day, but... - It's not good for you. - No, they do say that it's not good to use a q-tip to get your ear wax, 'cause as you're pushing in the cotton, it's pushing the wax deeper into your ear. - Yeah, that's very interesting. Yeah, the lady was saying that back in the day, the Aztecs used to do it. - Bro, heady on the firm. 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(laughing) - They're not here to protect the humans, they're here to protect the animals. And it is just so sad really the video, which we're gonna post it on our Instagram and Facebook stories at Shaboy show. You can see the horses, yeah, he's stressed. - He said that with the stress. - Really? - And then even the person that's like kind of like maneuvering the horse, guiding him, he kind of looks like, oh shoot, you know, like ready to get prepared. - You know, it's interesting because (speaking in foreign language) - Okay. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) And all I gotta say is like, the way they take care and treat the horses, (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) It is that usually they are very good with the horses on tour or any type of tour like this. So we'll see what happens there. Yo, Bad Bunny actually gave a shout out to Pesso Pluma who we haven't seen Pesso Pluma in a while, by the way. After canceling his Latin America tour, (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) So that was pretty dope for Bad Bunny to say that. (speaking in foreign language) Like a renewed version you would like to see of salsa music. - Really nice. - So we'll see how that goes down and they should collab at some point, man. All right, coming up next, (speaking in foreign language) I can't imagine a Shaboi show. - Shaboi show. - Shaboi. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) We want to hold you accountable and you hold us accountable, all right? So we're going to go around the table here. (speaking in foreign language) I give up sugar and energy drinks. (speaking in foreign language) Yeah, energy drinks. (speaking in foreign language) Towards the last three months of last year full, I became addicted to it, bro. One day, (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) It just made my whole body shake and like tingling. Like I felt ants on my arms and I loved it. And I was like, "Wait, that's probably not good for you, bro. "Like, why does it feel like I have ants on my arms?" You know? So anyways, I'm giving it up and I think I'm going to give it up for good. Eddie, you are not eating till noon every day. - Yes. - Have you been doing good or did you fail? - I failed once. - What? - Yes, I failed once. Ken's parents invited me to go eat breakfast. - There you go. Like a good sinner, blame somebody else. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - No, no, no. They didn't know. (speaking in foreign language) - Wow, (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - All right, just one time they invited you to breakfast. (speaking in foreign language) - Ken, what did you give up? - I gave up pizza, all types of pizza, and all types of cake. - (speaking in foreign language) - I've been doing good. I just, I went to church this Sunday and I was like, "Wow, we're barely on the second week." (laughing) - How about you, Mitchell? What did you give up again? - I gave up having sex with married women. - Yeah. - How's that going, Mitchell? - I only failed once, but it wasn't my fault. - Oh, who's fault? (speaking in foreign language) - I didn't tell me she was married. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) That's how I found out. (speaking in foreign language) I told them I was on my friend's house. I think I would forgive me for that one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (speaking in foreign language) - Yes. - You're giving up (speaking in foreign language) - I am. - Fast food, because you were addicted to Taco Bell? What's the wing spot? - Wing stop. - Wing stop. (speaking in foreign language) But you got to dilemma, and we need to help prima vaneo right here right now. Prima vane wants to know, is chipotle fast food or not? (speaking in foreign language) - I had it like Eddie one time, and it wasn't, so anyone else's fault, but my own, because I forgot my lunch here at work, my meal prep. So I was hungry, what was I gonna eat? - And you went to chipotle, why? 'Cause you don't think it's fast food? - I don't think it's fast food, yeah, because I feel like me defining fast food is processed foods like Taco Bell, McDonald's, where the meat is like fake, or we don't really know where eating, or the fries, how do you fry it? - The whole point of chipotle is for you to get food fast, is literally fast food. - Oh, heck no, pull up when it's lunch hour, drink rush hour, it is not fast at all. I'll be taking up forever. - Yo, (speaking in foreign language) via Instagram, DM, @shaboyshow. Do you think chipotle is fast food? (speaking in foreign language) Or can you eat chipotle, let us know. (speaking in foreign language) via DM on Instagram @shaboyshow. (record scratching) - It is up at 844-Shaboy-1. That's 844-746-2691. (woman singing in foreign language) So call me, baby. (woman singing in foreign language) - (speaking in foreign language) Where did you give up for land? Have you been doing good, or have you been naughty? So it's a Shaboy show, La Primavana's got a dilemma. She gave up, (speaking in foreign language) fast food, like, people, Taco Bell, wing, stop, toys, or business. But she's saying that she should still be able to eat chipotle 'cause you say it's not fast food. - No, it's real ingredient. - Oh, I know, man. - Let's go to the phone lines. (speaking in foreign language) Is chipotle fast food? (speaking in foreign language) - Oh, yes, 'cause they haven't ready, like, quick. So, yes? - Yeah, but it's not processed. I think fast food has to be processed. Like, fake, like McDonald's, Jack in the box. - Chipotle is exactly like Subway, (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) She does make a good point that when you get there, La Comida's already ready. It's ready to go. So that means it's fast food. - No, there's a homie in the bag, (speaking in foreign language) whatever, and they're constantly switching out. - And they get there before, like, hours before, to make the food. - To make the guacamole fresh, daily, yes. Thank you, Eddie. (speaking in foreign language) - Is Chipotle fast food or not? (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - So separately. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - And, hello, if that day that I had Chipotle, I had made a meal prep, better send me the ones at work, so what am I gonna do? Yeah, like, I was hungry. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) is right, Chipotle is not fast food. Fast food places have microwave food, so she can have Chipotle in La Corresma. (beep) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - In La Corresma. (laughing) - Oh, I love it. All right, I am looking at Chipotle's website, and that says, "No artificial flavors, "colors are preserved, there's no freezers, "no can openers, no shortcuts." - Thank you. - Bingo, that's right, okay? - Real ingredients. - Kim, is it fast food or not Chipotle? - It is fast food, and it's actually owned by McDonald's, looking of fast food. - No, no, it is, it is, I read a book about fast food, actually, say, I'm not, you know what, so maybe they'll come see Amala, I had to read it in high school, and it literally was like, opened my mind to fast food, so. - We'll be able to have some food. - If you guys know, I don't need any help. - McDonald's does not own Chipotle. (cheering) - Maybe they own it, and they'll have the time of the book, not the time of the book. - Okay, you're right, you're right. - Thank you, they make your boyfriend tell you not. - Is that correct, you like that? - Hell no, he didn't even, he doesn't even read, so no. - Yeah, yeah, no. - Oh boy, I messed up. (laughing) - So what's the fight of verdict? Is that owned by McDonald's? - According to Google, no, it's not. - At the moment, but it was at the time. - But maybe at the time. - Pretty moment, so what are you gonna do, girl? - I guess I'm gonna start cooking, dang. (laughing) - You got this, girl! - I do, I got this. See you, I like to do it. - Follow us at Shibuya's show. (clapping) - Oh boy. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - And we're super proud of you, (speaking in foreign language) - Thank you. (speaking in foreign language) - We used to go to all the time. What was your order at Taco Bell? - Ooh, a Crunchwrap Supreme with the Doritos Locos Taco with a side of cheese and a Baja Blast. - Ooh. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - Yes, they've been hitting me up telling me that my rewards are gonna expire. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, thank you for reminding me that I do it. I don't know how to delete the app because I'm like, stop messaging me. - Yes, I had to delete the little seasons up to like, it would stare at me. (laughing) - Yes. - What do the tech say when they hit you up? We'll talk about hits you up, girl. - Oh my God. - Don't miss out. - Hey, girl, we miss you. - Yes, hey, we miss you. Miss you too, girl. (laughing) - Okay, so our listeners are hitting us up. Is it fast food or not chipotle because you still wanna eat chipotle 'cause you're saying giz fresh? - Yes. - Nettie, limo is a fast food or not chipotle. - Funny. See, getting a drive-through is processed. It's fast food. We're gonna gotta put on drive-through. And it's not fresh. So it is totally a fast food. - Nettie, get ready because I'm coming for, you know, oh, girl, it's fresh. Look it up on the internet. It says right there 53 ingredients that we could pronounce. I mean-- - They don't have a drive-through either. - No, some of them do have fries. - Oh, they do. - Yeah, some of them-- - I should think nervous. - And they don't have any features. - No freezers, no can openers. Yeah, to me, fresh. - I think bottom line just to wrap this up, but if I don't, what was your purpose behind giving a fast food palakwaresma? - Honestly, it was just to be more health conscious because like I was telling y'all, I do, I would pull up two fast food places just out of convenience 'cause I wouldn't prep. I wouldn't meal prep. I wouldn't just, I would just go 'cause it was easy and convenient. - Yeah, I think chipotle is definitely a healthier option. - Yeah. - Me, this is not? - Yeah, yeah. - So I think that's good. I think at the end of the day, you are doing a great job and we're super proud of you. - Thank you, thank you. - 'Cause I know how hard it is to give up fast food like this. - Yeah. - We sit back away, we'll wing stop. - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? - Wing stop. Oh man, I miss it. - Yeah, no, we're about to go broke without you. (laughing) - So keep it up. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Everybody listening, man, whatever you gave up for Larekwaresma, even if you slipped up a little bit, don't give up, pick up right where you're at. If a palakwares got your back, go to Larekwaresma. - You're a boy show. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Fine sales on Parmigiano-Reggiano, charcuterie and ground lamb. Grab an olive bull bread from the bakery. Plus wines from the Mediterranean started just 8.99, taste the Mediterranean now at Whole Foods Market. 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