Film Sack
Film Sack 659: The Mighty Ducks
On this week's Film Sack podcast, a self-centered Minnesota lawyer is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team. Does it still inspire? Or does has it expired?
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- Duration:
- 1h 58m
- Broadcast on:
- 07 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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Hey, this is a kids movie Disney and you hired the director of critters and the future writer of Little Nicky to construct your 1992 ragtag group of outsider kids coming to Vage while dealing with the coaches arrested development of the magic of sports comedy? Well played D. Well played. Go for the W. Now let's get out there and have some fun and not develop lifelong trauma. Never mind the fact that the coach keeps reminding you that he made you like some kind of weird hockey daddy who will never quit you. Quack quack. I'm making out with your mama Quack Quack. Conflicted feelings about new duck daddy. Quack quack. And you know how I know this movie was made in the 90s and not did prior two decades? Because of over the 70s or 80s, you would have spent half the movie putting on a series of wacky fundraisers, including bake sales carwashes, questionable sex stuff and talent shows before you got around to the hockey winning. Hey, I have a team of losers. Can I have $15,000 to whip them into shape? Thanks, man. Not better. Just different. Randy. Remember soft hands. Randy has it soft hands. Yeah, soft hands. Who's going to clean up all this egg shit? Holy hell. I know it looks like scrambled eggs this week. No hard boiled. Yeah, that's right. And there'll be shells in it. So enjoy. Yes. Well done. Also with us, Randy, don't you forget about me and my hockey team of young weirdos Jordan. Oh, loha Scott, Brian, Brian. Thank you for coming to this. Oh, excuse me. Thank you for coming to this sentencing hearing. For those of you who have been convicted of drunk driving. As you know, drunk driving is a hilariously serious crime, which we deal with by assigning public service. And we don't just choose any public service for our drunk drivers. Nope. We have a whole list of obviously appropriate civic jobs for you. Let's see here. One of you is going to have to drive trains. For example, that's one of one of you is going to use public service. One of you is going to be repairing hospital equipment down at general. This one's interesting. We're going to have the person who has the most drunk behind the wheel do their public service in an air traffic control tower. Okay. And finally, one of you has to coach children. Yep. It's a totally understandable punishment for a drunk driver coaching children. Don't worry. It'll work out as long as you follow these three rules. Number one, make sure you only interact with people who you happened to interact with 20 years ago in a city the size of Minneapolis. This should be easy. Everyone only knows like five people there their whole lives. Number two, you are required to fall in love with one of the kids moms. Don't worry. She'll be fine with your DUI. Just don't tell her about it. Great relationships are built on lies, right? Number three, take a random guy with you and make him your assistant coach. Parents love it when their children are coached by unvetted unknown limo drivers. 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They started going, "Oh, Mansquito. That'll be a bit." And it's like, "Okay. Sharknado." Like, once we passed Sharknado, I just kind of went, "Yeah, you're all just doing this on purpose now. You're not actually campy. You're just, you're forced camping. I don't like it. So I think that's kind of what we stopped. Stop. Force camp. Force camp. Anyway, that's where you go when you're a Jedi. It's Force camp." Right. Oh, we watched a movie called "The Mighty Ducks" this week, and I decided to not watch it on Laserdisc or VHS, even though I presented both options to my watch partner. Why didn't you? And I said, "Fine. We'll watch them streaming." Because she gave me that look. And then she said, "Hold them up and let me take a picture of it so I can send it, put it on Facebook." I was like, "Oh, I'm the joke. I got you. Okay. We'll watch them Disney+." That's fine. Yeah. I mean, did you feel like you missed out on the part of why it was great or not? No, I've seen them. I've seen them both of them on Laserdisc and VHS, so I'm not, I didn't miss out on anything. But I didn't get a chance to experience it with my watch partner, so that's too bad. And I noticed your Laserdisc. You know, the big prominent thing that it promotes, it takes up an entire left side of the front of the Laserdisc to promote that it's stereo. And I think I would expect that for a Laserdisc, that would kind of be a given that, you know, high quality... Actually, it actually can cause a little bit of problem. Because it was a transition where you were going from stereo and different formats and stuff, and you could end up with a Laserdisc that would not play properly or at all on your Laserdisc player. Really? It was kind of a factor. That was a factor. That was a thing. See, you would know that, and we would not know that. Yes. That's the thing I would never know. And other people who are human and normal would not know that. Would never know that. No, that's... I mean, I... Scott just mentioned why, you know, why this movie is great. I really hope that we get some establishing facts down about what makes the movie great. Because it's kind of easy to rip it apart. And I had a good time. And I'm curious, like, Scott, what makes this movie great? Alright, so this surprised me this movie. I thought not my typical you guys would be surprised, but I thought. I knew I was going to probably have a decent time. I knew it was good-hearted. I don't remember any of this. I think I probably... I know I've seen the first 10 minutes because I remember the kind of blurry flashback of the coach being a dick stuff. I remember that. Right. But I don't remember anything else. So for me, for most reasons, this is effectively my first viewing. And it's full of cheesy stuff. And the supernatural kid, you know, that's who went on to be... That's Foggin' Nelson. Foggin' Nelson. Yeah. Cracked me up. I knew he was familiar. I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I immediately went and looked it up. I'm like, holy shit. At least he's somewhat recognizable. Joshua Jackson. Unrecognizable as Pacey, whatever he was, on Dawson's Creek. No, 100%. Yeah. That's up on Foggin' Nelson. What's that? He's the Daredevil guy. Yeah. Oh, he is. Yeah. Yeah. That's what... Okay, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, if you know, if he's immediately familiar and then immediately like impossible to point, you just don't know where to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so my whole thing with this thing was like, all right, I'm in for a wholesome goofy, you know, time. Here are the two surprises. One, I thought the hockey choreography of the actual games was quite good, and that's usually what makes sports movies either suck or live or die on as if you can do that properly. And they did a great job. Live or die on. They did a great job. Right. I thought the cheese, though, would override everything and I would not get into the emotional heft of what they were trying to do. And it got me, dude. Like what really got me was this lesson that's like neatly packed in the final third. And it's not just, hey, you can do it kid. Win or lose. It's okay. That's a lesson. And that's fine. But that's not the one that got me. What got me is this one that maybe is just so today's environment or something, but it's hard to teach it. And I hope I can articulate this. But you get shit for small stuff like how dare you embarrass our firm by drinking, driving, and being arrested. And now you're in jail. Now you got to go to court and all this stuff. This is embarrassing. You need to learn how to serve your community and learn about some character. So go do that. Okay. Well, that makes sense on the surface of it. But then later you find out in the big corporate end of it all, they're going to they need to lie to get what they need. They need to show no character to get what they need. And he has to stand up to that. And of course he does because this is a tropey movie and all of that. But that lesson really rang a bell for me that that lesson of like, oh, Mr. Duckworth, Mr. you know, he's Mr. Straight and narrow until it benefits him. And now he's and then he turns because he's like, well, I'm going to, you know, I got to do what that's for me and my all cost, right? Yeah. And I that's the real. Well, not that. I don't mean the coach. I'm talking about the. Duck. Duckworth. The namesake of the mighty ducks. Right. And his whole thing was just like, I, you know, you need to show more character until it's a problem. And now you need now, I'm going to change the thing and now you have to lie. And it's like, well, if off you dicks, I, and that really resonated with and named themselves the ducks after the bad guy. Wow. That sucks. So what are we going to do now? I guess we just stick with it and keep rolling. Yeah. I guess we're the hitlers. All right. We're the hitlers. I named in age. Well, shoot. Right. Okay. Yeah. What's our, what's our chance? This was my first ever viewing of this film and going into it. I was kind of expecting. All right. Well, it's going to be very, you know, surface level Disney, rah, rah, they're going to win in the end kind of thing. And, and I was pleasantly surprised to discover that it was exactly that with drunk driving. Right. Right. I felt like it had more heart than I expected. I'm not going to say that it's like, you know, doesn't, this doesn't stand to say another hockey movie, like Miracle or whatever, but I got choked up and that weirded me out. Like I was like, wait a minute. I know. This is so tropey. And I think it's, I think it's because van is currently in a, a little soccer league, organized soccer league. And I think you see some of that I might be so far away from that that my little shriveled up dried up jerky heart, be jerky heart, soul is like, yeah, okay, this is pretty much what I expected it would be. And it's great. And it's good for that sort of thing and good for it. It's entire. You know what? It's entirely possible. You're right. It was, it was. It was unexpected though. It just really took the rug out for me. And I went, wait a minute, why am I getting worked up over the most tropey ass ending of anything? And also I have this thing with sports movies, miracles and other ones, another hockey one, but yeah, the movie Miracle with Kurt Russell is amazing. I love it. And I get super into that ending. I do it with the bad news bears. I do it with anything like, oh, the natural gets me even though it's like ridiculous. It gets me every time. So there is something about sports movies and the purity of like winning or even sometimes losing but ultimately winning like Rocky didn't win the first fight. Great example of lose, but ultimately win. Yeah, there's something in there that I did they they have my number on that. And I don't know why. I don't know why. I'm a karate kid. I think is another. Oh, yeah. Boy, they were really challenged and karate kid here, weren't they? Yeah. I talked about this a bit in my host monthly special last month because I I find it very, very interesting. And I didn't I tried really hard to not reach any conclusions because I want the listener to like tell me what the conclusion is, but like when the stakes are really low, like when you when you as a viewer step back and go, Oh, it doesn't really matter, right? Because it's just sports. It doesn't really matter if you're the winner, but you know what I'm saying, like, yeah, no one every winner lose everyone goes home and they keep living their lives, right? Like whether whether or not Emilio Estebes overcomes the demon of his old coach, you know what I mean? It's not it's the stakes are couldn't be lower and there's something about that that opens up your heart to feeling good feelings. Yeah. There's something about it. Yeah. And if you do it in a in a way that you earn it, I guess I guess they earned it. They did something in the movie to earn it, even though I'm seeing all the transparency of 90 1992 cheese, yeah, and the music and some of these kids and the things they would say and it's like, can you bring up Rob Schneider's stupid SNL skit one more time kid, like, but your Randy was loving that, right? Rended. No, not really. Steven Brill, Steven Brill was just trying really, really hard to make it a movie that fit in with the time it was going to be released. Sure. Right. And I mean, it's okay. But that's an example of maybe maybe go a little more timeless next time. Yeah. Yeah. Don't don't use jokes from other properties use, you know, come up with something at least or at least do, you know, something that is is perennial and that we all kind of knew that Rob Schneider thing was great and funny at the time was getting Peter out eventually use something that is like always, always funny. Yeah. Who's on first, or this is writer Steven Brill's first credited film, yeah, so yeah, yeah, so yeah. You got to expect some stumbling, but I think the things that rang true and that probably touched a lot of us if because we did deal with a lot of broken families, right, whether it be because of a loss or because of, you know, whatever it is, there's a lot of people trying to recover from childhood trauma in this film. And a lot of it revolves around the father, son relationship and just the parent relationship in general. And so if any of that touches on your own trauma, it's a course going to hit you. I wish more of it had. I wish there was more relationship building and focus on those, those things, those elements rather than some of the, you know, there's like a whole thing where the kids over here and the rest of his talking, they don't, they only hear a part of what he says and then they get matted him and walk off. Yeah. Like, yeah. Like that just doesn't understand sarcasm. And yeah. And I'm like, oh, you got a, oh, you got a chance here at some relationship building. Nope. Not really. The movie just kind of like carries on. I would have loved MC gainy to have taken one of the characters under his wing that was kind of ignored because we will, I mean, we've got to admit there's a time when Emil Esseves is a coach, Bombay really leans heavy into favoritism, you know, of the, of the drug Charlie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But by the end, he is going through there like, like Dorothy saying goodbye to everybody in, in Wonderland or wherever the hell that is, like him. Right. Yeah. And he, and he's doing it. He's talking to all the ones that were like became prominent as they went and I'm thinking, these poor kids in the back, they were just as big of a deal. The outsiders, you know, the outsiders on that team, but really only care about four or five. And of those four or five, we really only care about what? Because. Right. Charlie. Charlie. Yeah. That annoyed me. Charlie, Charlie is, he's leading by cariously through Charlie to live the, to, to correct the things that he've f'd up in his own life. And so we're invested in that very one dimensional character. I mean, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine as a story. But yeah, MC Ganey's job was to be a big oversized chauffeur driver. Who's kind of a goof. You broke the window. He also, he shocks you when he dances on the ice and you realize, oh, that's MC Ganey. And he has got two different bodies. He has an upper body and then he has whatever's going on down there. And it is some lately and it's fine. To me, it's his signature, but when I see him on camera, full body shot, it's like they cut two people together. It's crazy. He looks like the guy you, who could beat the crap out of you unless you're able to push him over in which case he can't get up. Yeah. That's a good call. That's exactly right. And he's also one of the light pickup actors in this movie. So there's three of them. It's him and it's the woman who plays the mom. What's her name? Heidi Kling. Yeah. And John Beasley and John Beasley, rest in peace, John Beasley. These folks all clearly were shot doing reactions after the bulk of the film had been shot. And so you have these cutaways where you see John Beasley in the crowd cheering on his kid. Yeah. And it's like, it feels almost like a different time of the year because it probably was. And like, so Emcee Gady, if you take away those shots, he's not in this movie. Like, they added a ton of hymns on the bench with the kids jumping and screaming, jumping for joy. And you're like, wow, that's what a weird kind of acting these people are doing. Yeah. Yeah. Heidi Kling, I, you got to give her some real credit on that subject because she did do a lot of like, oh, we're going to shoot you from a long shot. We're standing in a window and we need you to act like you're seeing this thing that is. Right. She's done pretty good. That was so cool. That looked like an assault. That drove me nuts. Cause it looked like an assault. And I kept thinking, how, how are you not seeing this assault happening in front of your yard? Yeah. And I'm surprised she didn't have any more of a career, really, like she had a few movies and that was it. But she is poor man's Elizabeth shoe, like she is completely replaced by a better, more famous actor. Yeah, sure. We, uh, we have seen Heidi Clinton, by the way, very recently in Turbulence. Oh, okay, what was she in there, uh, pilot or, or a passenger flight attendant or something? Like, uh, what do you mean we've seen? Yeah. Well, we're good. Didn't we, didn't we watch, uh, Turbulence? Don't play. Don't play this game. Just go look it up. Turbulence. Hold on. Yeah. Do we not do Turbulence? Where do we watch it with red eye? Like we watch the two of them? We know we watch something. We don't watch Turbulence. Oh, really? No possibility. Come on. Oh, I know what we did. Team Nissan thing and we did the, the red eye roll. Oh, it was the Liam Decent thing, right? Okay. Yeah. You know, I feel like I watched every, every, every hijacker when I heard a plane, yeah. passenger 57. Hey, if we decided to watch Turbulence with a former smoker, Ray Leota, a former, everything Ray Leota, then we will see a Heidi Clinton, uh, I don't be here's, here's a positive story. Sean Weiss is back on top. Uh, that's the, that's the goalie. You know, I don't know if you guys had watched this. But he, he kind of struggled there for a while. He's ended up on the streets. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. He had a, he had a pretty interesting story going on for a while, but Goldberg, the goalie, Sean Weiss, it was kind of interesting watching him here because I'm like, oh man, he did not know what he was in for. But, uh, yeah. He was the, he was the perfect example, the character in this movie was the perfect example of bit off a little more than we could chew as a movie, like they're needed to be some more times to give some breathing room to some of these, these kick kids, you know, like other stories, what, what, how they progressed, because like there's no, there's no sense at all that the discal keeper gets gold tender, sorry, hockey, gold tender gets, like, gets any improvement, you know, right? It's not clear if he does, if he does, we don't know if it's his only, I mean, he was already a, uh, he was already a force inside the goal because of his, his, he was larger, right? But they were basically saying his, his downfall was the fact that he was afraid to get hit. And so they kind of, once they, once they cleared that goal, they, uh, he was, he was fine. And he, you know, he did a terrible job defending against the Hawks, but whatever, you know, they played that. They played that. Now, that whole trope of like, Hey, this guy's bad at a thing. And now this is his chance to shine. They did it with the supernatural kid. He couldn't escape, but he could hit, although hit one out of five is not great, by the way. That's not a very, of course not. He was, he was the, you know, he's that there, there's always one of these and these types of sports, but there's not a pro alert. Oh shit. This child hits the puck so hard, it can break through the net. Yeah. Wow. It can, it can knock people back through, even if the goalie is able to stop the puck, it will lock him the heart so hard through the, I don't know if it was misbusters, but somebody did a video a long time ago where they found out how hard you have to hit a hockey puck for it to break it back. Oh, really? That would be, that would be interesting. It was like, you have to, you have to, you have to hit it near the speed of sound or something. But it, but it did, it did entertain me because it, it created a puck cam and I enjoyed watching puck. Oh, that was right. The spinning, like having the little thing underneath the camera. So you watch it spinning around, everybody diving to get out of the way in reminding me, of course, if evil did, that's where I, you know, remember that stuff from Phantasm, those kind of thing. Sam Raimi. Yeah. Deal. It's funny, though, that this didn't lead to, like, if the story was at all accurate, that kid would have been picked up by, I don't know, the Islanders like the next day. Like you don't, you don't have that power, even one out of five shots. If you can knock people, literally lift them off the ground and slam them into the wall, especially for my kid that is obviously like 25, right? Yeah. He was definitely older. He's so much older than he seems so much older and bigger. He and the girl both seem like they got held back a few grades. Yeah. I did. I talked about that. Maybe he was supposed to have. I'm sure. I did like the small things in this movie. And I liked the way they had it, like the Hawks were all just a little bit bigger than all the Ducks, the people they picked and put out there. I liked how they went through this, how they did the lighting. It was almost like a stage show in the hockey. They would like, they would highlight things with the lights and stuff. It was some interesting things that it noticed up until it was NHL level arenas and lights and stuff like that for a people the hockey team. But there were some, there were some shots that were in a relatively small little ice rink. And I thought that was kind of cool. Like they, they kept it all seamless enough. And by the way, I really appreciated that in people's memories, the hockey was shot and lit very different because that's how memories work, right? Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah, there was, there were times when I'm like, are they sharing an arena with the freaking North stars? What's the? That was the other thing too. It was that it was the early 90s, it was Disney and you, you just, you know, you just take all the bad out because we, we mean, you know, our crew during that time growing up in the 70s and the 80s when a movie would have been made for us in our years would have been all about the hard times overcoming community adversity to just get a rink, even if it was dirty and filthy. And here it was just like, Hey, I need $15,000 to, you know, buy uniforms and shit for our kids. And he's like, I, and I'm like, what? Yeah. What is this Disney? Well, and I could, I could give you the moment at which I felt the most Disney-ified in the whole movie. It's got, I need another troupe alert and I promise I'm not going to ask for a dozen of these, but we could, but that's McCray and Mike Madonna. Oh. Oh, wow. What are they doing here? I just, we know their names coach. Oh my God. Yeah. That moment. Yeah, that moment just made my heart sing like it was like, because it's so constant in kids movies, right? Like, like Disney, Disney really loves like, Oh, we had Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on another, instead of another movie, we brought him over, stuck him in this one for a moment so you can feel, you know, you can feel like it's really special. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They definitely like playing around with that. The, the age of Elden Henson, who plays the big guy, by the way, when he got, when he got married, they exchanged Elden rings. Anyway. Yeah. He was not that old. He was born in '77, so in '92, he would have been what, 13 or 14, 15? Oh, really? He was a giant. He was a big kid, big kid, yeah, he does milk. He doesn't seem that big on Daredevil. He seems normal sized on that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh, butterfly effect. Oh, right. I forgot. He was in there. The roommate or whatever. The roommate who was like, sometimes super successful and other times just a stoner. Yeah. That's right. I thought the whole, speaking of his age and stuff, that, that's a constant thing. As a parent, you deal with when going to these games in real life, Pee Wee Games, you're always like, where'd that kid come from? There's no way that kid is the same age as my kid. And then you start getting a discussion of, you know, how are they drawing the lines for this? And they approach that in this, in this movie, which has really felt a little too real to me. I'm like, oh, they're really talking about real shit where, you know, you, you, you section off areas of town specifically to get certain, you know, classes or groups of people into certain areas. And I'm like, I don't know if this movie has the, the pucks to be able to pull that off. And so they just kind of, they did something weird with that banks kid. The banks kid money that they, they, they, yeah, it was weird. I felt weird because Mio Estefes says, oh, we're going to really screw your team up. We're taking one of your players by playing the little law ball game. And I just didn't know how I felt about it. I thought a little bit, it's cheesy. Well, right. He didn't come up with it though. These kids, I've been coaching, can't do it on my, on their own. So I've got to, yeah, but it's a way to say, Hey, here's something that I bring in as a coach that other coaches wouldn't be able to do is have this little law, this lothic that helps out. And then right. And then of course, because he's not going to be welcomed into the team by the other kids, you have to give him a crucial injury as soon as possible to get him out of the way so the Mighty Ducks can actually do it on their own. Yeah. I was so obvious that it felt wrong. Right. What did, what did, what did the character Jesse, what was he calling, what was he calling that kid? He kept calling banks something with a sandwich cake eater because yeah, like from the rich part of town where they just eat their cake, just yeah, yeah, they, I was curious and it was some Midwest phrase, yeah, it's based on that, just their way of saying it, I guess. It's an interesting bit of trivia here, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gyllenhaal was an unknown at the time audition for the role of Charlie, but his parents wouldn't let him do the movie. So the producers ended up casting Joshua Jackson, huh, huh, hey, suck that right of that. Never came anybody. He's just going to be kind of a fringe actor before that, but yeah, I mean, what are they saying? It's like, I'm sorry, Jake, you can't be a Mighty Duck, but we're fine with the October Sky or you know what, I, you know what, scrutiny. I'm giving it scrutiny. Yeah. There's only an order to Caprio's name dropped and the trivia is being potentially considered at about a dozen people for the Amelia Westvez role that are a little questionable. But any time, any time you're looking at a kids movie, you're looking at the half dozen kid actors who beat out the hundreds of others. Yeah. So it's not like it's just one of the Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah. And it's Hollywood. And sometimes it's about availability. Right. And all of it is one of the kids and you know, like they're, he's not called on to do any real acting. Like it's just being a kid in a kid's movie, you know, like that's what kind of auditions do you really have to do? Yeah, it's probably not much although these movies do hinge on at least passable acting skills from the kids. Like I think they have to be good enough. And everyone here is good enough. They're all fine. Like they're not. They also have to play some pretty good hockey have to skate really well, which really impressed me. Like watching Joshua Jackson and, uh, and fighting Nelson, all these kids, you know, well, okay, maybe not fighting Nelson, but really skate well. And it's like, okay, crash course in, in hockey for these kids at the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. And we have to, and no more trope alerts, but we have to mention that it's got a couple of girls in the movie, girls, the main one is, is Tammy, who was played by Jane Plank. She's a figure skater that they recruit to put on the team because she's really, for the purpose of that one scene, the one scene for the little ballerina spin. Yeah. We got to pull out some more tricks. By the way, by the way, uncredited. Yeah. The other one is Margaret Mera. And I just really, I really, really appreciate that the film is unafraid, unabashed about these tropes. It's a, it's a total boy movie. We have to have a girl in here. Yep. It's a total boy movie. Uh, Bombay has to ball with someone's mom. It's a total, you know what I mean? Like, this movie is just like, we're going for all of those things. No, they lean in. They realize ladybugs. Oh, let's lay bugs, watch ladybugs. What is going on? What's going on? We need to watch. Was that wild cats? We do watch that one. Um, how do you feel about making a Margaret Mero make out with a kid when they scored the winning goal? Having these two young kids, like, full on, uh, uh, lip lock, like the director set up. I really want you guys to just make out, like, I looked it up just to make sure they were both, uh, 15 when they, when they, they're both the exact same age. That's a big deal for me. Like, if one of them was even two years older than the other, it would feel really, really weird. But for some reason, the exact same age, it's fine, uh, but they were both 15 also, which is like growing up together. We hockey is defined as 12 and under and, like, of course, you're not going to have only 12 year olds doing this, but it turns out they were all 15. So that's fine. Yeah. That's fine. You did that in Hollywood. That's what you do. Yeah. Plus should be if you're a 15 year old and the director said, all right, we need two of you to make out. You're probably like, Oh yeah. We're freaking 15. We're 15. Let's go. I'm telling you, we need to watch the late. We need to watch ladybugs. That one with, uh, oh my gosh. Well, he's, yeah, danger filled and this is one of the boys wants to play soccer, but he can't. And so he has to join the girl soccer team. Nice. Or maybe he's a soccer coach. But he's it? Like, does he have to dress up? Yeah. He has to dress up. Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. I'm trying to remember now. It's like this. Right. It's Jonathan Brandes. This is Jonathan Brandes is the kid. He's the one that died early. He was only 27. He was the one in a deep snow. Sequest. Okay. 20, 32. It's not Rodney Dangerfield who dresses up. Oh, no, no, no, he's he's trying to, I think he's trying to win or something and he's a ringer. And so he brings in. He's the coach of the whole thing and he's probably says, I just added it to our four consideration list. I can't get enough of these movies and I'm like, we really got to space this out because I will just crush our list with these movies. Let me tell you something. Every time this happens every time for me, every time someone comes and says, we should watch this sports movie, I go, Oh God, I don't want to watch a sports movie because that takes that as such. It requires it requires the same emotion for me because I always go in going, I don't want to watch this. It's going to be a bunch of, you know, somebody's messed up, you know, it's like, and there's going to be it's kind of like watching rom-coms. You know that even though the two people together at the beginning, someone's going to screw up and they're going to just walk all their way back and this is how these movies are too. And I'm like, I don't want to watch the claw back and everything. It's they do follow up a very, very simple formula of the, you know, oh, we're on our last ditch effort holding on by our fingernails. But wait. Oh my gosh. What's this? Coming out of the backfield. It's a way. Overcome. By the way, that shot, that redemption shot that Charlie takes, right, where he has to basically make the shot that Bombay what? Yeah. That's always make. Gotcha. I'm not telling you this. Don't know. He has a caffeine tonight. He's going to make the shot that Bombay missed so many years ago. Why does he wear to helmet? Like he's out. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. So you can see the emotion on his. So it's humanized. What are you saying? Do not question the actual hockey. There is so much wrong with the actual hockey. Really allowing allowing P-we kids to do these massive board checks that's unheard of. All of it. All the times when they're missing huge pieces of equipment, like major equipment. Where is this kids? The thipads. I don't know. Like it's so there's so much please. Just let it go. All right. Yeah. That was the one thing that was like, Oh God, if I don't want this kid to get hurt, like I don't want Joshua Jackson to get hurt during filming when he slips and slides right in the bar of the. I mean, who knows what happens in P-we hockey after the timer has ended and there's been a penalty shot. Who knows? Who knows the rules then? Nobody knows the rules. Well, I know that you need helmets if they're out on the ice that I know that part of pretty darn. It's just a 90s early 90s. We could do anything. You could do anything. You know, it's crazy. If you had asked me how to said that Ladybug's movie was like 82, not 92 same year as this thing. Yeah. Yeah. Both. Yeah. Same year. Was it was that deep impact to Armageddon for those people or what? Yeah. I can get no soccer player. You got to hire some girls. Let me tell you, Bill Marie says was almost the Gordon Bombay character. They said he was too old. Yeah. I would have enjoyed that. I mean, he's not, he's not athletic enough. I feel like immediately the rest of us just barely breaks over the, he's too short for this movie. Right. It makes no sense how he's constantly looking. He never make it to the pros or the minors. Come on. He's too short. I mean, there are some short NHL players, but not this short. Not that short. Right. I mean, you saw the two, they showed us, right? You saw the two real hockey players, they showed us. And Emilio Estevez was like at their kneecaps going, Hey guys, what's going on there? The two real hockey teams, they showed us that don't exist anymore. Yeah. Yeah. The North Stars and the Whalers, the Hartford Whalers, who went on to become the Carolina hurricanes, who just went to Stanley Cup. Yeah, baby. Yeah. My original plan when we put this on the schedule was for us to sack this a month ago during the Stanley Cup workout that what this was the one of the best Stanley Cup finals of our lifetimes. Oh, for sure. It was amazing. This year. Come back by Edmonton. And I was really rooting for them to win it all. I really was. I was not rooting for Edmonton, but I can understand, I can understand rooting for Edmonton. It was it was really amazing to see how this entire country of Canada got rallied behind them, even though they had just, you know, done some terrible things. I really, I just, I really enjoyed it. I hope that there are some listeners who are hockey fans that also really enjoyed it. Mighty Ducks and really nothing to do with NHL hockey though. No. No. It's the, it's the path, right is the, it's still the passion because these kids, I mean, what a great thing. What a great opportunity would be to, to be able to take P-wee kids to a real hockey game like that. That's, that would be an amazing experience and also something you would never see in the 70s and 80s, right? I mean, you just couldn't afford to do that. You can't go to frequency a real hockey game. That's expensive. Back with you people. Back then was a lot less expensive than now. Now is impossible. Like that. That was impossible. You have the top 10 sports movies for kids according to gridironfootball.com. Get it. I'll just give you the top five because the Mighty Ducks comes in at number four. Oh. All right. Let me guess. Can I guess? I want to guess. That news bears has to be number one. It is not. Actually. Wow. People forgot about that. Yellow jackets. It's not even on this list. That news bears, that news bears are weird movie. It's not even on this list. I think. It's something. It's so much about being a middle age drunk, you know? Yeah. It's old too. It's also. It is very much. It kind of falls in the cracks of our generation and I think because it didn't really get replayed after that. After about five or six years, it just didn't get played anywhere. You just never see it. Well, there were sequels. I mean, they made a bunch of them. Yeah, but there was sequels to debate over too, who watches that? Nobody. Well, nobody. You're right. But my point is like, my point is like it's sort of, you know, continued. They remade it. No five that Bob Thornton one actually kind of liked it. That was all right. But cultural impact. I would say the sandlot really hit a lot. So what we got in the left. Oh, it's got to be on there. Sandlot's on there. Number five is a miracle with Kerberos. Oh, yeah. You know, the Marilyn ice movie. Love that movie. Like I say, number four is Mighty Ducks. Number three is Rocky. Is that a movie for kids? Well, it's rated PG. If that. Listen, if they're putting miracle on there, then all the doors are off because that's not a kid's movie either. Yeah. That's a dull one. Once again, rated PG. That's kind of like the through line here. If you're rating allows kids to watch the movie in the first place, it's got a shot. So number two is Rudy. Oh, it's a pretty good, pretty good timeless, timeless family film. But number one, greatest movie for kids of all, sports movie for kids of all time is the sandlot. It is considered to be possibly the greatest movie for kid. Period. It's so good. It's timeless. It's pretty great. You're killing me smalls and all that. It's all good stuff. Yeah. The thing is it's, I don't know if I've told you guys it was filmed here in Midville. And what happens is every summer, this place, this park where this back lot, it's literally a back lot. They've kept it the way it is. So these people like charge the people who own the property just charge for little tours and people come by that all the time. I do that to get chased by a dog and James old Jones coming out with his little stick. He's blind. Yeah. He's James. Darth Vader being all pissed. That was a big revelation of that movie, which was also like 92, right? When did that come out? 94. There's a little later, right? A little later. A couple of years after this, I think. 93. 93 was the year. 93 was close. Next year. Boyer, we're having a moment with kids, sports movies. Yeah. Jeez. A couple of years ago. I think Disney kind of like was peaking. Do you remember like, there's this, there's this run up to the Lion King where it's like, it just feels like all of the movies are shifting over to younger audiences for a while. Yeah. Who was the kid? Was it Squintz that kissed the, the lifeguard? Right. Yes. He finally got here. Yeah. It was great. Is that who that was? Yeah. That was the kid. That was like Eddie Murphy laugh. Yeah. I love it. He was great. Yeah. He's the one that I think he's the one that ended up in porn. I might be thinking of something else. I think you're, I think you're thinking of. Oh, Christmas story kid. No, it's a Christmas story kid. Oh. That's who it is. You're the friends. The one that got his tongue stuck to a poll, ironically, is the one that was in the world. Well, gee, that, I didn't see that coming. Kink. Kink shame here, Scott. Yes. Wrong. Yeah. Even when you're 10 and licking a poll. Right. Cool running. Cool running was also 1993. And I watched that not long ago on a watch party. And I absolutely loved that movie. I had forgotten how much I liked it. I liked cool running. Also, it's totally different than I remember. It's kind of like watching Rocky. If you haven't watched Rocky in a long time, you're like, Oh, yeah, I remember how Rocky ended. Did you watch him like Rocky? Obviously one. That's what happens. And then you act and watch and like, no, he didn't. Wait a minute. I know how it did it end with John Candy's character. His wife never existed. It was all just a dream. He was making. No, that's a good guess. But no. Cool running is because it's based on a true story, right? Right. Yeah. And it's oh my gosh. That's an amazing way. We haven't watched it yet. I want to give you one more from 1994, which was a movie that I just loved as a kid. And that is a little giant. That's a good one. Oh, mustache. Yeah. Hashtag. Yeah. Rick marinas and Edo Neil. All right. Marina's. Marina's. Marina's. Let's see. Marina's is a lot more fun to say. I just said, I must have a stroke. What was the one with Bert Reynolds was that maybe I'm thinking a two and a half. The cops thing that he did. No, the Bert Reynolds was the football one in the prison, right? The necessary roughness that we saw the Adam Sandler remake here on the show. I didn't mean to derail it randomly stop by Randy finished your finished your subject. I'm determined. Are we talking about the man from left field? What's the Bert Reynolds movie? The player, the player, the players. Is that what they get of? Yeah. You're thinking of the player. He's like me. It has to be. I don't know. Right. No diets. Robins. I don't know. Oh, my gosh, with someone's someone's stream and let us know what is the what is the Bert Reynolds movie. I'm trying to stay on subject because you're nailing it. I think I'm literally confusing cop and a half. The player. I'm literally confusing. Okay. So Brandy, you're saying the player, the player was a Tim Robbins movie, but that was the one about the guy who was in like a hollywood at Hollywood producers, Robert Altman thing with like tons of cameos and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And one of them was Bert Reynolds. Okay. So what? I don't know. The cover art cover box to that looks so much like little giants to me. I think that's where I got confused. Oh, totally different movies. I don't think Bert Reynolds is in the player. I'm looking trying to find his absolutely is I'm not seeing him at all. I'm looking at the entirety of the as the cameo uncredited or something. I am so sorry I do well, though, when we were on such a good path, I mean, he was related to the film. I guess everybody in their dog kind of played themselves like a lot of cameos and stuff, but I don't remember Bert in there either. He might have been like just a quick little breeze by kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, there he is. Bert Reynolds has Bert Reynolds. I don't remember that shit, but it had everybody, Kathy Ireland, Joel Gray, Jeff Goldblum, Scott Glenn, like Terry Gar everybody was in this because the whole point was like you play yourselves. I'm in Hollywood. I'm a dick or whatever. Was it we're all movies during the early 90s, white cover box with some fonts and stuff? Yeah, face off. Yes. I've just I've just showed you three movies in a row that all have. Right. And two of them have word in a big powerful flood with handwriting word going along with it. Yeah. This be blue and red were your predominant colors. They are now. That's what it is. Yeah, but the video games too, but the that old white background stuff foreground thing, I think I think twins used it. I think you're right, kindergarten cop or something all that shit from that era had this look. Another another movie miracle that we just mentioned. That's all white. Yeah. That was it. Is it? I didn't realize how much that Bert Reynolds cop and a half. Did you guys ever see that? No. Oh my gosh, look how look how much that is like the same fun. Everything they should have just made it kindergarten cop and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Nail it. Yeah, that was it. I mean, I think that's the point was to try capitalize on that. Right. It's like, Hey, but who is our old action hero? Oh, Bert Reynolds. He's still around. Yeah. A little cash in the room. Has a kindergarten cop too with Dolph Lundgren? Yes. I did. I've never seen it. Unfortunately, yes, I did. Yeah. And do we make these fun, loving wacky movies anymore? Dude, I think about there is a time when straight to video was just so full of feel good, weird shit. And I remember there was one with Patrick Swayze and he was like, he was a bad dad essentially. He was a bank robber and he ended up having to take his daughter on the trip or something. And it just like encapsulated every straight to video film that I ever seen up until that point. What was it called? I could still see the cover. I'll find it. I, by the way, kindergarten cop just a two is so recent relatively 2016. They made that. What? Give me right. Yeah. I'm looking out of here. Dolph Lundgren, kindergarten cop to 2016, PG 13, hour 40 minutes, 4.4 hours, 40 minutes. How do you feel an hour and 40 minutes? I would have thought that would have been, you know, minimum over there. That's 10 minutes too much is what that is, 10 minutes, 10 minutes a little too far. If you know what I'm saying, there's here's an important thing. We got a gross moment. Well, let's see if you guys can figure this out. Gross. What grossed me out? Do you figure in this movie? Forcing two 15 year olds to make out like there's no tomorrow, no, we've already covered that. They didn't bother me. It would have bothered me if there was an age difference, but we're you at all bothered Scott by all the raw egg, like, no, except I kept thinking about it because somebody had to clean that up. And I don't know who was in charge. I guess, I guess cracking a bunch of eggs on ice is not the worst cleanup. I don't know. Is it gonna. Yeah. Yeah. But it feels like it'll seep in, right? Isn't there kind of like the time? I don't think so. I would feel like that, you know, you might get some water because the eggs are going to be warmer and you just basically just take a snow shovel and go up and down the ice and Zamboni that shit. Zamboni that shit. Get your answer, everything. Every time I have something, you're like, just take out the Zamboni. Just Zamboni that shit. Yeah. Yeah. But if you did, let's say you just shovel it around, right? It feels like you're giving a whole bunch of other P-wee players like Salmonella next time they come. Yeah, it does. It does. They're refrigerated. So there's salmonella. That's actually a good point. It's there, but it can't be distributed. Does that work? Kind of thinking. That's a good. You make a good point. I think. All right. Here's what's gross. Those kids putting their faces on the glass going, right? You know, they're tongues and everything touching the glass. Well, here is some, some great news. You are correct. The second place very close, though, was spit taking in the back of your own limo. That's disgusting. Don't be doing that. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Because all I could think of is like, dude, you're like this fancy business guy or lawyer guy and you're in the back of this thing, MC Gainey's up there with his freaking double wide seat he must have, and then you, and then you just spit take all over the interior of your freaking limo. What are you doing? That's foul. All right. And then this is my chicken the bucket. Grab a bucket. His alcohol problem. That's your chicken the bucket. He says, suddenly he's not an alcoholic ever again. But prior to that, yeah, they didn't really say that he had an alcohol problem as much as he had a control, a control, a control problem. Yeah. He just wanted to, he was trying to find a way to escape his losses. So it was just, yeah, I don't know if he's actually an alcoholic or a seller. I mean, he was just saying, Oh, 30 wins. I'm untouchable. Yeah. I'm untouchable. There you go. Everybody because the only depiction of him as an actual attorney in a court that we get is of him ignoring a judge and mistreating a judge and it's like, yeah, this would not get you anywhere. What's actually depicted is he's a terrible attorney and he should be kind of like, he should not be an attorney and it makes you, initially it makes you kind of sympathize with his boss, the old man, you know, right guys, a great actor or was we've seen him in a bunch of movies that's Joseph Sommer as Mr. Duck's word. Oh, yeah. He's got, he's got to be in at least five other films that we've seen. We saw him in Dirty Harry and Close Encounters and Strange Days. He was in the sum of all fears and the invasion. Okay. Yeah. He gets around. I've seen that face a million times. Real quick here, if you're a kid, I get doing pranks. That's what you do. I did my fair share of them, but you really are going for an organic process of start with bringing a can of food, feed the dog, follow the dog around, have the dog take a big wet shit, put dog shit in purse, leave purse like, man, that's a project that you put yourself through. Yeah. I don't know many 12 year olds, 15 year olds, whatever that would follow that much of a process. No, you outsource some of that. You go and find poo on a lawn already done existing poo is easy to find. If you've got a kid who's willing to get into a dumpster in the first place, there's already some shit in there. Yeah. Maybe worse, it'd be like some, you know, vagrant shit or something. Like you need to, those kids need to learn how to delegate. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Delegate. That was a thing. Also, what was I going to say, oh, the chicken, oh, I did the chicken in the bucket. No chicken in the bucket. Chicken the bucket. I did that. It's a broken egg in the bucket. Yeah. So we're okay there. I'm sure that we're going to hear. This is what we're going to get. We're going to get emails from a generation of listeners who were 90s kids or like young 90s kids who are going to be like, dude, you'd have no idea how powerful it is. You didn't even talk about Hans, Hans is my favorite character. Hans is magic. And that's the thing where I'm like, oh, right, I forgot. It's got some magic in it. You know, this movie is like, there's a little bit of supernatural going on here. Yeah. As a kid, I don't think I would have ever picked up on it. I would have just thought Hans is a weird guy in the back room. Tell us my least favorite thing about it. I don't like when they do that. Takes away from it. Yeah. Unless your movie is specifically like the kid, what's the angels in the outfield thing? Yeah. That's fine. That's fine. Do you sign up for that? That's what you're there for. I needed a hose to show up at the end with some magic shoes or something really like some magic shoes or something. Right. Right. They can't pull twinkle on the bottom blade or something like that. It came right up to that point. Like he really is magic. Like when he gives Bombay skates and then Bombay wears those skates out to coach these kids, the kids suddenly all become good players. Yeah. It's pretty magical. Yeah. He's the only one Kenobi in this scenario. He's the conscience as well. It's like what, you know, Estebes needs to hear his wise sage, you know, condemnation and advice to turn around and become a good dude and a coach and all this stuff. So he fits their fine, but when they start getting magical, it's like, no, get that out of there. I don't like this in anything. Like the things about people love Christmas vacation, right? Great movie. Watch every year. I enjoy it. The hell out of it. But man, do you have to have the lightning fast dish thing he sits in to snow go down the hill. I hate that shit so much. Maybe it's because I don't, I don't, we've kind of grew up in the same at the same time. It's odd that I like the magic and you don't like the magic. They did it for a reason because obviously people responded to it and maybe, you know, in 92, I'm like 22 years old and I don't, these things no longer work on me. Look, you either need to go full magic or no magic and, you know, having Clark Griswold. Why I got to be one way or the other, Scott, why are you so black and white? Having, having Clark Griswold ripped down a mountain with fire behind him. I rapped my ass off at that. That's because you must have been like 10 or something there. I was, but that's beside the point. I still laugh and I still laugh every year when I play it. It does feel like the, the outlier moment, kind of like the sped up chasing in this thing where you've got the, the kids being chased by the purse dude. Yeah. It's just, it's just a quick reminder that you're watching a movie for me. It's just like, Hey, by the way, you're watching a movie. No. See, okay. You're feeling it. I could have gone without the sped up chasing. Yeah. I know that I'm watching a movie. That was early on and that wasn't magic. That was dumb. I got to call, I got to call down a way out on this because no one, you're never going, am I watching a movie? Oh, thanks. The shit they did a speed up. See. I tell you, yes, you do. Yes, you do. I will tell you, yes, you do. And you knew how I know because you, just like everybody else were sitting there at some point, every sports movie you've watched, every single sports movie you've watched, you sit and go just for a second, you think, are they going to win? Are they not going to win? I feel a little bit of tension. Why do I feel tension? I know they're going to win. But you still know it's a movie. You're not like, I'm watching this. Tell that to your butt, squinching. Your butt, your sphincter is tight. Tell it to your sphincter. Oh. You forget. Yeah. But there's a difference between something that plays out over a long period of time and something that's very fast in a movie like this. The ducks themselves becoming better than their rivals takes weeks of effort. And so you don't really look at it and go, oh, that's unrealistic. But if one of them, you know, like goes from not being able to do a thing to suddenly being the best at doing a thing, and you see it all in a few seconds, you're like, come on, movie. They were never that bad though. That's one of the things I felt like. They were falling all over each other, but they were really bad. Yeah. That's because they weren't working. One of the kids even says, we really suck. But they only suck because they weren't playing as a team, right? I mean, they didn't just suck, suck. And then they went to the mall. I mean, the mall is magic, were you not entertained? I liked them all. Yeah. I'm a big mall fan. I really like how they reuse the mall for the very opening scenes of D2, which I forwarded over to YouTube. Oh, yes. YouTube video. Okay. I was curious. I thought that was a trailer. So that's the opening scenes of that shit. That's the opening scene. Yeah. You got to get that. You got to get the band back. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Everybody apparently at whatever job they do brings their skates, their jersey, everything they own. It's hockey. They're in line skates, everything to work with them every day, just in case. I don't like it. I love that they're getting the band back together. There's nothing more exciting than after being emotionally touched by a movie and then like a few years past and then you go see the new movie. And the first thing they do is go, Hey, remember us, we're getting the band back together. I know I didn't. I knew I felt short with you. It's fine. But to me, it was like, I was like, Yeah, it felt, it felt very short. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any of the sequels. I keep hearing the new one they did a couple of years ago on Disney Plus is supposed to be very good. The series or the series. Sorry. Yeah. That's supposed to be great. It's reviewed well, critically reviewed well, fans seem to like it. I kind of tempted to see what they did with it, you know, they'd lost me in D three when they got when they got rid of Bombay, forget that or I missed as to business didn't come back. I think they don't. Do they? Do they replace them with somebody named Hendrix Tanker a probably? Probably. I don't know much about three D three. I kind of quit. It's kind of like this ain't my ducks. I'm out. Hold on. Mighty Ducks. Is it just called the Mighty Ducks three? Oh, D three. Okay. You're right. D three. They start, they start abbreviating them after the. Isn't that what they call their conference? They're the Disney conference. Disney probably. 23 is. 23. That's it. Yeah. All right. So I'm looking at that. Steven Brill, Kenneth Johnston. Oh, no, I'm sorry. No. Emilio Estves is back in three. He's in three. Is he? He says he is. Maybe there's a flashback featuring or something. It says he's all in there. I can't remember. But I remember when D three came out. I was like. Well, I might have been shit for other reasons, but it says it's. It says he is. He's on the poster. He's in it. Okay. Maybe I'm wrong then. There's some reason why I didn't watch D three. But I can't remember what it was. Maybe I do with water themes. I don't remember. It was something stupid. I was mad about it. There's a lot of theme. Yeah. Yeah, those you can't do. That's Brian. Yeah, he can't do that to me. But they, this new thing, I kind of curious. I don't know. I kind of want to see it. It's got Josh Duhamel in it. He's cool. I think we would be remiss to do this entire episode without mentioning that Disney, the company formed an NHL team within months of this movie coming out. I think it's, I think it's just remarkable. It's like, it's like nothing else that's ever happened in sports. It's perfect for Anaheim, right? Like Anaheim, Disney, all that. That makes sense to me. But you're right. Nothing is ever, I don't know anything like this. There's never been like a movie straight to team name. Yeah. They, you know, they sucked along a second expansion team at the same time. That was the Florida Panthers. But it was still a singular event in the history of sports that a, that a company is like, no, we're, we just had a good movie and it wasn't a very highly re reviewed movie. Thank you. Right. But like, we just had a movie. We're going to make an NHL team. And then, you know, 14 years later won the Stanley Cup. It was a very popular movie though. It was very successful. And that's all it creates, I guess. Critics, critics not so much on it, but the people, the people who have spoken. Yeah. People like it. And I liked it. I have to say I liked it. I don't think it was. Yeah. It was like expired meat. I think it held up okay. Like there's some problems. There's issues. It isn't like cracked eggs on ice or nothing, but. Yeah. It is, it is, it is exactly what it says on the box for me. Yeah. It's, you know, it's a feel good kids sports movie that delivers and, and does exactly what it needs to and doesn't need to do much more and good thing. Yeah. I've seen the box that it was talking about is a bunch of kids and hockey outfits with their faces pressed up against the against the, against the, against the box is what gross. Yeah. It's freaking disgusting. Oh my gosh. It's so gross. So was two, was D two any good? Is it this the flow? Yeah. I like D two. I actually, I, I haven't watched D two in a long time, but I seem like I remember liking D two better, but like they got better after the scene. I forwarded you guys on if you didn't like the opening scene, I can't say because I like the opening scene. So I think it's fine. So if you hated that, you may be going down a bad path. I think I might be then. Yeah. Yeah. They changed the lady. Which is why I want to watch D two so that I can hear a bit bitch about it the whole time. The lady. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Bring it on. So I'm trying to see if there's any other being like the ladies are not there. So I guess they bury human being and wet concrete and what cement in that opening bed and doesn't really care. It's just for the sake of doing a big high jump. Exactly. Yeah. A little bit weird. I don't know why these movies get changed in directors. None of them have the same director. I kept swapping around. Yeah. It's fine. I guess. Yeah. Do what you got to do. It's fine. Well, any other thoughts before we dive into our clips today, I happened to watch in a different sports movie at the same time right before watching this one yesterday and that was blue crush. Oh, well. Nice. I was kind of amazed at how they had some similarities. It's not a big, big deal, but this idea that sports people have these old memories that are very trippy, I was just like, "Oh, yeah. This is a thing." Sports movies love to have. They have this flashback in a person's mind that's playing all the time. So when watching this one, I didn't even really notice it. And I had to think about it. Oh, right. Yeah. This is a thing. I guess we're all supposed to have this, right? Like whatever your job is in life, you're supposed to have that something that you flash back to. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Do you constantly think about obsess over? Sure. Yeah. Well, I have lots of those. Oh, my gosh. Too many. I just posted. I finally figured out what it was. Oh, fatherhood. Fatherhood. Yes. Father space hood. He's a crook. He's a daughter, just trying to make it in the world. Oh, most of his kids. He's America's most wanted dot, dot, dot, dot, also, also 1993. Oh, yeah. What a year. Oh, that's a, that's Jurassic Park time. How would things are about to change big time? Holly Berry's in this too, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Holly Berry. Straight to video. Michael Ironside. What are they all doing? Who knows? Straight to video, really. Yeah. Adrian. It must have been bad. But, you know, it was a thing. It's probably terrible. It has to be. Look at it. Come on. Those premise are so hard. Everything about this sucks. Hey, what's that? What's that? What's that talking about Patrick Swayze? Nothing. I like him. I like Patrick Swayze. He can run my road side. How? Roadhouse anything. He can help me form pottery anytime. That's right. I also, I think I have a problem with this box art and Patrick Swayze's legs. Like they've digitally manipulated his legs. He's really weird to fit the kid's head in there. Yeah. So they can't get in there. So he's got like big thigh gap. I get you in the rear. Those aren't even, those aren't even his legs. There's no way. No. This is a composite photo. Nice eyeball. Nice eye dude. I think it might also be a composite on the woman's legs. There's like some weirdness going on over there too. So even, even if you try to explain away the line above the kid's head, there's like a gap in that line, you could say, oh, that's the coat behind him. No, even if that's true, it's still after short. It's still like his legs are super short. If you guys have a part, then you guys are going to have real trouble with the movie. Don't get better. Or his crotch is like at the bottom of that shirt pattern that he's wearing. Yeah, that's jank, dude. I think I found the topic for my next bonus episode. Here we go. All right. Okay. By the way, the guy who wrote fatherhood also co-wrote the screenplay for Goodfellas. So maybe we do need to see. Are you kidding? I remember being fond of this movie, but I don't remember why. Well, is it edgy? Is it like they lean into the criminal part? Like what are they now? I now you have me very curious. Like it's only PG. Oh my gosh. This the guy who wrote or wrote fatherhood, like I'm looking at his list here, loyalty and betrayal, the story of the American mob casino, the screenplay and the book, American gangster executive producer Vegas co-creator and executive producer, the Irishman executive producer. Maybe this guy, I'm telling you, who you really who is really weird time. So okay. So hold on. Hold on. I got a backup. Who this is? Nicholas is the writer. It says Scott Spencer on fatherhood. We looking at the wrong fatherhood. Oh, you know, I'm looking at the producer credit for him. Oh, yeah. Pileggi was everywhere for lots of yeah, I was like, this does not sound right. Okay. So we're talking about a different dude, but I guess he probably like, yeah, he probably like, I don't know, when you wrote a lot, he wrote a lot of screenplays. And so I was assuming he wrote the screenplay for this one too. Yeah. He's an amazing writer. That's what was thrown me. I'm like, what? Are you kidding me? Well, anyway, this is where you went, like I said, it was straight to video stuff. This is when you went, you didn't have like a place where you could make a bunch of TV shit. This was stuff that was followed through the cracks, right? Fatherhood. I guess so. Like what? We're talking 93. What you did then, if you sucked, if a thing sucked or didn't get the audience response or the studio was like, we got to shutter this. That's what they do. They just straight to video. Yeah. No. I mean, why not? I mean, you got all these ideas. I mean, look at, look at our landscape now. We're up to what like 500 scripted shows area or live right now at any point in time. It's a lot. It's insane. Okay. But keep up with that. How do you, okay, we, you know what? Maybe this is good either a host special or a round table, but are there ever been any good straight to video things? There has to be something. Okay. Hold on. Don't talk about it. I'm putting that down. That's great. Put that down. I mean, I'm going to guess. You say fatherhood is good. I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's less than good is what I'm thinking. I'm going to say, look, it's been since probably 1993 since I've seen it. So when I say it's good, I mean, that it was, I remembered it. How's that? And you've rented this like you went and rented this thing. Just read it. I own this for some reason. I don't remember why I owned it or why I had a copy of it. I'm sure I didn't purchase it on purpose. I'm sure it was part of, I used to, I, I really worked at Blockbuster. So we got a lot of free crap. And I think this was maybe some free crap I got. Why are all the photos? Why are all the set photos in black and white? What's that about? Because what you did back then, because they were going, yeah, because they were going to magazines and magazines were still primarily black and white in 93, you know, they weren't. I subscribed to Hollywood in what was the holiday, they're all magazines. I didn't say the top tier. I didn't say that your, you know, your $6 comic books weren't all in full color. I'm saying that we still had a lot of print media that was still in black and white. I think that like the stuff I would get for newspaper reviews and stuff was, was black and white stills. Oh, well, newspapers, yeah, right? Like that makes sense. But I mean, it would be the ones produced that would go out to, to all media, right? You get like a media kit and it would be black and white photos. Weird. That just seems wrong in 93. Man. All right. Well, anyway, the point is. We also got, you know, kid in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cratch and Oh, Oh, my gosh. We think we're making a statement. This thing came from my loins. Is that what was going on here in that time period? Kids are from. That's a, that's a protective posture. Right. I'll take your posture. I got you. You're the defender of the child. When they're like, you're you're there. Are you doing your crotch? Yeah. I'm just sitting on a head. Well, Schwarzenegger showered that day. Yeah, right. That's right. Speaking of which, happy birthday to slice Delonia's birthday was like two days ago. Happy birthday. Nice. Good job. We can find a shot of a kid between Sylvester Stallone's legs. Gotta be. Right. It's hard to do with Arnold. It's actually a kind of a feat because Arnold's got some thick, you know, business down there. Yeah. There's no thigh gap. It's more like a thighs on that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a thigh guy. My dad works in B2B marketing. 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Unlimited more than 40 gigabytes per month slows. Full turns at Mint Mobile.com. All right, let's move on to these clips here. I got some. All right. I got some good ones too. And it's short. So enjoy these. How about we start with this one. Approach the bench. Well both counselors approach the bench. That's another actor I really like, the guy that played the judge. The judge. The judge. I like him whenever he's doing things. I don't know his name. Let's see. Here's a hockey and a fart noise. Hockey. All right. That's fun. I like that moment. This music is pretty cheese ball. We have XLF at home. I want to see that. I watched the original yesterday because I was getting prepared for the new one. Oh, really? So nobody. None of the four of us have watched the new Beverly Hills. No. I want to go through the first ones before I I watched it. Oh, you're going to like you're going to subject yourselves to subject yourself to the first three. Yeah. The first two are amazing. Three is terrible. I can't wait. All right. Two is my favorite. But I'm watching I'm watching the new one tonight. I think Kim and I are going to plop down. Might be more recommend because I don't know what else to watch this week. I've heard this. I've heard this not bad. It'd be interesting to have like a list with sound clips of all the movies that try where the person making the background music tried to rip off XLF. Oh my gosh. There's probably a hundred. Nice. Yeah, that's a real. Oh, wow. What is that? That's the one I just played. Second. Okay. Oh, how about that? Wait. What about that? Do you hear that one? Hold on. Let's see this one. Wow. It's just they just keep coming. Where do you keep getting all these? Wait a minute. Do you have another one? No, it was all I played. That's the only one I played. Red on their XLF. Yeah. That's the only one I played. I realize, but see, you're probably proving the point, which is that these are they're just such like, I don't know, everybody wanted everybody wanted that song from some of those actual Foley movies and these guys seem to as well. Don't worry. Don't waste. Not your fault. Yeah. Fault in my get it. Yeah. Here's something about business stuff. Oh, it's just business stuff. Thanks, bro. But I'm not going home till I take care of business. That's right, bro. Thanks, bro. Bro. Yeah. I like that. I think when bro is used less, annoyingly, because today it's really sucks to hear people say, bro, I hate it now because people go, bro, you got to go, Hey, bro, it's a lot like gamer culture. You watch a lot of Call of Duty streams and these guys are like, bro, go around the side. Hey, bro. Yo, bro. What are you doing, bro? It's like shots up. This is just gen Z slang. I know, but I hate it. Okay. That's all I'm saying. I'm old and cranky about it. I hate it. Uh, here's your SNL skid over and over. Mr. Robert Rouser. It's one of them hit that kid. Stop it. Yeah. Stop it. I mean, we like it. We all liked it in the day, but the thing was it just doesn't belong in a movie. It's like, Oh, this is a movie. You want to pretend that other things other comedic things don't exist in this world, right? Like, so starting it live is not a thing in this world. No. That means you hope, right? You hope, especially since Kenan Thompson is in one of the sequels. And how is that possible? Oh, is that true? That's one. Yeah. But you bring up a very interesting point. If they exist in the real world, then these kids have all seen the bad news bears. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Yeah. Right. That's a good point. That's someone. That's someone drops something. Everyone. All right. I heard something. They know. Oh my God. Back up. Everyone's okay. Okay. I'm all right. So I'm sure everyone's okay. Wait. That acts a fully song again. Okay. Let's do it. Hey, that what that was anyway. Let's do. Let's have a let's have an angry mom. Why not? Well, listen, Mr. Zen master. You may be in tune with the ice universe, but when it comes to my kid, I just know doesn't cut it. I mean, she'd seem young a young for that age, I thought, for mom age. I don't know. Early mom, I guess. As old as you want. Yeah. She also was not having a problem with in tune with the ice universe. I all well, yeah. Also she has she's kind of a bad actor. Sorry. Yeah. She did somebody said she did get replaced for the sequels like a new new mom for Charlie. Well, I don't know if she plays the mom, but there is a new lady love interest in two done away. You've seen two. Is it? Do they replace the mom? What they do in there? Always replace the mom and the sequels. Yeah. So all the all the stuff he said about, no, I'm always going to be here for you and your kid. Something happened between D one and D two. I'm trying to remember if they replaced the actress, if they were to place the care. It's been a while. It's a scene that one as well. Heidi cling and immediately as to those were the same age when they made this movie and they're always the same age, I guess they were they were 30, they were both 30. Wait, yeah, that's how it works. So that makes them what 60 60 something now? Those guys? Yeah, 62. Geez, milio estimate is a 62. I don't like the sound of that at all. Time. Let's do this one here. This is this. Oh, this I wrote this made me want to break something and I'm sure when I play it again, it will make me want to break something again, but I won't I'm going to restrain myself. Here it is. Look, you're making a movie with kids. You throw out some funny ideas, see which one of them is the best. And that's what goes in the film. Just imagine what they cut that will help you. That's a good point. They left in the Schneider impression in the stupid hum goly goly the Allen Ruck from the Ferris Bueller stuff. Yeah, it worked there somehow here. All right, here's something about pucks. Get those loose pucks get those loose pucks get them. Here's a great. Here's a Hans with a great laugh. That's a great laugh. Isn't it? No, man, Josh. Very magical. Yeah. That guy's great. Yeah, our Obi one. Yeah. Here he is again. Show. Show. Show. Show. your armpits. Okay. Great. How to treat your pucks. You don't shoot the puck to your teammate. You sail it to him. Oh, okay. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down You learn how to play hockey bro, what is foggy Nelson from Daredevil or why did I say that? Anyway, here he is Oh, and no, I wrote why it's foggy Nelson from Daredevil is what I wrote and here he is Why don't you play for us? I can't what do you mean you can't? I mean I can't are you afraid? No? I mean I really can't you moron. I don't know how to skate. Jeez easy, bud. Oh really can't I can't believe you don't know what I mean by a single word response How do they work? The ducks they know that if they mess with one duck they got a deal with the whole flock Yeah, the whole flock Already, please sir. Yes, stop before we start making the sound that ducks actually make is please stop And they never never really didn't make ducks seem cool. It never worked for me. They tried they tried, but they fly in a V Yeah, maybe just that's jeez. Oh darn, even if you're an Anaheim ducks fan Like you still know your name sucks, right? You know that yeah, okay. No offense I mean, I'm sure we may hear from some of these people and that's fine. Nobody says oh they took to that like a duck takes to ice right I've been I've been to some ducks games and There isn't a lot of quacking. It's like It's it's not like it's a hockey game. It's not like there's not some level of silliness Involved just because they happen to be called the mighty ducks. That's good Because you know talkie. I like hockey. I want people to take hockey seriously. What about this? Oh, that's our guy Never mind forget about him. Okay, let's get to this final four clips here We got this one made me laugh a little bit. How many fingers am I holding up? Love it Peter I like a little you know kids are dumb kind of stuff. Here's go Oh, I love it. We use it in the beginning, but I love this. I taught you how to go for the W for the W Yeah, why does he sound like George W? I don't know. You're not wrong. He's doing an impression of the exact same time. It's crazy Seriously, seriously play it again George W. I taught you how to go for the W. Yeah, and we're talking. This is 92 92 would have still been bushed senior before the election right So that's that's you know, it's weird. He sounds like his kid. Nobody knew him yet I taught you how to go for the W the W That actor we sit surely we've seen that actor and other stuff on all he's been in everything We're talking about the villain from oh God the comedy. Oh God Help there's a movie called Oh God and it's a comedy My cousin Vinny we're talking about the Help there's a movie called help you right? Sorry my cousin Vinny you say he's in that oh my god I haven't seen that movie in so long dude. I couldn't tell you I don't all right Well, he's the bad guy or he's the heavy in my cousin Vinny. There you go. He's a heavy And he was also in red dawn Yeah, all Lane Smith It really plays the same guy in every movie he lived a 69 Nice. Let's see here. We got I always you'll always be son-in-law to me, right? He was in that. That's what it. Yeah Yeah, there's also what is it about him? There's something that's very TV. What am I thinking of? Oh, yeah, he looks like TV, right? But like something real specific like stands out never forget it wasn't Clark. No, I never watched how Jack maybe It's old what I'm thinking of so probably Was it didn't I can't be right Lou Grant, maybe oh No, that's only one episode. That's not it. Oh, he was in the bad news bears and breaking training Shut off sir Mackie. That's right and and the scout. Really. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird Rockford files. Maybe I'm thinking of that Don't yell rocker files at me like that Do you do get me a heart attack like the first ducks? District 5 yeah, call him the Rockford's Smith is he's the guy that you get to play a crooked senator in a movie that has to do with Congress. Yeah, I know what it was Perfect William Devane Kind of feel to him too. Yeah, there's definitely always V. That's what it was. He was in V Yeah, he was Nathan Bates. That's what it was. Okay sure. Did he need a gopher? Absolutely, who didn't well everybody eventually used to go for did they eventually needs to go for yeah, that's the saying all right Here's a kid saying yeah, okay, that's all that was and then finally I found something Colonel Potter would say so we're gonna play it you can imagine it in What was his real name? I can't think of his name all of a sudden. Who's Colonel Potter's real name? It was Harry Morgan Harry Morgan. Thank you. You can hear Harry Morgan say this almost here you go Duck hockey some of these dark hockey sounds like a bunch of duck hockey sounds like a swear Yeah, that's the that's the idea. Yeah, that is the idea. Well, well done. Those are our clips and now It's fine, but it's time for the films act checklist bear let's get straight to it and if I could scroll up to the right place That'd be great. Here it is the MC gainy always had that very unique body shape turns out check These kids really give a puck about hockey And finally in some universe, this is the older version of his breakfast club jock character Check I like that idea. All right, and I and I like like I said three weeks ago It's feels like a sequel to repo man somehow. I don't I don't know. Mm-hmm. He's learned some things, but it you know I'll never forget like before he became an attorney. He lived in LA for a while. Mm-hmm. Yeah, did some dark shit with The old guy from aliens with some aliens Let's move on to the Star Trek connections This is you know stuff people have been in and I just have to think like this this evil coach guy or somebody like that Any other guesses? That's not it. That's not it. Damn it. We have only have one Which which I just wish That some of these folks have been in Star Trek like yeah, there's some really great character actors here But our one is George co George co-played judge weather's always the judge and perfectly perfectly in this movie by the way Yeah, he was in one episode of the next generation. That was in season four an episode called first contact where riker has has gone undercover to get to know a Culture that the Federation is thinking about bringing in like meeting Yeah, and then riker has an accident and they and they discover that he's not like the rest of them and Aliens all start like freaking out. And so then Sean Luke Picard has to decide whether or not to go down there abandoned abandoned the riker Yes, I can't remember that one George co George co-plays the main guy the main alien his name is Chancellor Durkin Don't be such a Durkin Durkin all right. Yeah, we're thinking about bringing them into the Federation, but we just can't have a He gets to he gets to act with bb new earth. She's the the woman on the now the now the episodes that Episodes now ringing about yeah, I remember this recently actually yeah, I've been trying to do a rewatch I boy season Wow, it's like I've got Pluto TV and they switch between the original series and next generation And that's where I seen this one. It's just kind of like run the background and whatever episode zones the one I'm watching yeah Sweet yeah, my current thing is a rewatch of strange new worlds from the beginning because it's like It's like I'm gonna sit and watch 20 movies. Yeah, they're all really good movies You can get this I was at walmart the other day and they had like 10 star trek movies on a He's a blue ray or d. I don't know what it was, but I was just like 10 star trek movies For like 20 bucks get it. I was like I don't need that. It's so I had to walk away I didn't really want it. You didn't do it. I'm surprised you I had to walk away. It was just too tempting. I was like, what am I gonna do with that? I'm shocked. I'm utterly shocked that you didn't go ahead and do it. That's a thing you do. I didn't walk away. I ran away No Not not unusual site and it's in a walmart. You see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally Uh Okay, I'm sorry you guys there's something on tooby.com I just doing a quick search because I used to be a lot and uh, there's something in here called spark trek Picard and a number one and a numb bear one Oh, jeez. This looks like a comedy bullshit rip-off You're in an embarrassment of riches right now. Go ahead. Scott. This looks terrible This isn't this true. Yeah. No, this is the most embarrassing bit of riches. I've ever seen you guys go see this here Let's just look at the you don't have to watch the movie. Obviously, but watch how hard I'd use to work to find weird How hard are you to look for to find weird shit? Yeah, it used to be a lot harder. Easy. Yeah Yeah, and now they got this below this they're recommending hanky-panky and Hanky-panky. I'm doing watching hanky-panky. Oh, what is this? This is cool It's all shit. I love to be toobies the best. I love that this automatically plays as I hit the uh, the button. Yeah, they want you Yeah, thank you. Oh jeez. They want you right in dude. I'll watch that. I'll watch that or I watch 2022 his version of space war Do it. Do it. Uh, all right. Well, there's your start track connection. Let's get to the uh, to the soundtrack grade and give it an F for fine It's fine. Oh, and it has one of my favorite soundtrack tracks of all time I didn't know this was from this movie and uh, I was just like blown away when you get to the end of the movie And you start hearing the outfield the great the outfield. I love the outfit. Yeah. Oh, good They're still making music those guys. They're awesome. Yep In the second in the second song is is is we rock you and I'm like, well, yeah You're gonna hold that to like the second song and the credits. I'm like, okay Yeah, and then there's this thing you've never heard before Wait, what is that from? Yeah, I know right? Weird came up a long collection of falter mire likes Uh, what if josey's still on a vacation far away? Anyway, let's move on to the uh, yeah Go ahead and write just a couple of other things in this movie like it's got the Marky mark and the funky bunch version of good vibrations. Oh, yeah, um, which I just like I'd forgotten that I like it Yeah, it's all right. It's okay. Good. Yeah, it's a thing of it's era for sure Um You know, I know a lot of people are like down on male gibson and to some degree mark wallberg and you know, that's sort of thing And I'm sure for good reason, but I want to see that new airplane terrorist thing. They're making I want to see that move Yeah, he's directing it. Um, and then mark He directing it mark mark wallberg's playing some kind of psycho terrorist on a plane. I like Terrace on a plane. What's it called? passenger should watch turbulence with uh Heidi clang Didn't we watch that here on film? Uh, it feels like we did my gosh. I know I was I just believed you and then All right. Well, you know what? I well I glanced as like, oh, yeah, we just watched that but yeah, I just straight up believed you Uh, all right alternate titles just hand it to me Yeah, this just in uh, it was almost these are way too long. I can see why they changed it But it was almost called young gun teaches a new generation of young guns how to play hockey. Uh, it's there you go Young guns or repo man versus coach dick That was almost an coach dick. Let's uh, let's get into the voice. Don't forget you're letting everybody down That's right. We got an email voicemail rather. This is a great voicemail This is about john goodman and what he should do in the mcu. We asked the question One of you delivered and here it is check it out. Oh, this is a failed fact I was just calling this way. I think john goodman would be good great Shadow came for the marvel universe and I was thinking a great movie that you got to watch would be dogman I think it came out like a year ago. It's uh, really good. It's about. Yeah, I'll let you watch it. All right, thanks Yeah Really teasing us there with that. So the shadow king is a interesting idea That would be mostly voice though, right brine because that thing's a big. Yeah a lot of cgi. I mean basically he's um Oh, what's his name for ruke something? uh a professor x early adversary for professor x and then later on becomes like kind of a big a big deal that in the um Astra the one with the with the with the fez. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, he's the one where you see he and uh professor x in the comics and the old john bern stuff you see he and uh, uh, professor x fighting in a um In a morocco Cafe that's him. That's what the shadow king looks like in the astral plane. Yeah Here he is with his fez there there's another that's the guy. I know. Yeah, yeah, professor fez. Yeah It's pretty silly Pretty silly stuff, but you know what john german might be good for that. That would work Yeah I mean john goodman in his day could have been a good King pin but he ozem picked all that all that bodyweight away. Yeah, he's so he's so skinny now, but he's still Yeah, he's got the spirit of the fat guy. So it's it's weird. I like it I think you need to you need to bring on somebody moroccan to play him, but uh, it's still I think I like that idea for For a great uh, and you just retcon it so he's not moroccan, right and he's not a malfouruq Have him as a different character. Yeah, you did the shadow king. They do that all the time and mcu. So why not do some more? Uh, all right. Well, there's that let let's get to uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, sorry Uh, uh, that's not time it's time for the social post. That's what this is And in 280 characters your job your your task Your mission is to try to sum up the film and those many characters and no more and we're going to start this week with randy the mighty ducks a haiku With rhyme. I'll buck the rule about speaking of ducks this movie. It's okay Gives zero Yeah Oh my gosh. What do you show me done away? What is that? What is that from? I know this i've seen this. What is this? Is some kind of a legion that is shadow king? Yeah, I forgot. We got shadow king in the um, the legion Fx series that's right because that's dan steven's getting breathed by that thing Nasty look at that chin and that neck and everything well or lack of chin just straight to neck It's really that's something man. Look at that That shows so good. I love that show Uh, noaholly before he did lots of fargot with things. All right Let's move on to the what's next who's up? Uh brine you know done away you do it. It's your turn The mighty ducks a real quack up on the ice hashtag soft hands hashtag hockey mom Soft hands Finally hey brine a bit bring us home The mighty ducks the reusenator reusing jokes from other properties So wing for the fences swing so wing I hate it I hate it so much. It's my least favorite thing in the movie. I'll put it out. Yeah. Oh really? Second least favorite thing least favorite thing for me was the high speed Uh video chat. That's that's a close. That's very close. That's pretty close. Yeah You kid Yeah, and one of those over quickly When the kid when the big kid who saves they're enough saves the kids from the bullies and he comes out in his feeder going Gosh, it's like, okay. Oh, geez. Yeah, he's a big guy All right, we have cartoon or we live action film one or the other. No kidding. We're disney. We can do both Let's do a voicemail. We did a voicemail. Why am I jumping around like this like a weirdo? Let's now do it as a text. I've done this like in all the wrong order. It's fine. It's okay And you want to get me a hard time from our music really It really did. I gotta quit playing that thing because it's gonna kill me. Ah, there it is again Just keeps coming All right. Here is a text. This is real life. We got a text from jack t This is a weird one This is for you done away. Are you ready for this? Give me it Dunaway is like I feel like this is I feel like maybe this some of this happened earlier today Dunaway is like that little person that used to tour around with kid rock and say yeah and woo after Anyone else said something on the show. I'm a hype man. I'm a hype man. Yeah Is this I think he has undiagnosed Tourette's or a caffeine IV in his arm when you guys record the podcast acty I don't have any caffeine. So it must be the other Rose that guy's named jimmy c or johnny c something. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. He passed away early Yeah Uh little guy kid rock little guy kid rock. Uh, I bet you find it though. That's josey Yeah, josey He looked like he was 12, but he was like 35 or something 26. I apologize to my body. That's annoying too. I apologize No, no, no, okay apology accepted. Yeah I just think I just think that is a very specific funny thing for zachty to write it about and uh We'll take all your emails in your text We don't have a problem with it 801 4 7 1 0 4 6 2 You can do a voicemail like the one listener who didn't give us a name or zachty who gave us a text If you'd rather email us film sack of gmail.com Uh, let's uh do a quick patreon shout out here. We got two brand new folks this week travis Ct seat blur. I guess seat blur. I think is right and jd stafano Have both joined us this week and there's a bunch of reasons to do it. You get no commercials You get pre-show content every week You get movie related art prints for me and the male other cool monthly benefits one of those being monthly special episodes from the host and i am up this month and i'm doing one on one of my favorite movies of all time And why it's so resonated with me and even more so today the movie avelon i'm going to talk about The movie avelon korea and there's a few movies called avelon. So you have to get real specific. It's the one from um uh Rainman director, okay. It was uh, uh berry levenson And uh if you like berry levenson movies and you've never seen avelon you are missing out It's semi-autobiographical about his growing up And it is amazing. I love that movie One of the most impactful films i've ever seen so i'm going to talk about why i love avelon And why we'll probably never sack it because i don't think it's all that sacable to be honest Well, i'm going to watch it before listening to that your host episode You should you should i've never seen it. I know nothing about it. It's exciting. Yeah, you really should Yeah, I think you'll like it. Uh, just remember the scene that's that has a i can't believe you cut the turkey Just remember that i told you that. All right. Okay. Anyway, by the way on uh, tcm's uh streaming platform, which there's an icon i've never seen before It's an app called watch tcm. Yeah, it's always been hard to find on mainstream services. I don't know why I have it on dvd. So it's probably where i'll watch it, but um Let's see. Yeah, you're right. That's we and i didn't i think it had a streaming service Was that two turner movie and classic and not the 2020 thing that uh has some pretty darn provocative uh, album art Yeah, avelon. That's the thing is you got to know what you're looking for and i also think this is a 92 movie Maybe a little earlier maybe 90 Can't remember Amazing amazing movie. I just want to i just want to say about the patreon man I am so pleased with Everybody coming together to give us comments on the patreon about each of our different things we post And i'm just like i'm loving that crowd over there. So keep it coming folks Yeah, we want to hear from you. Yeah, we love it. You guys are awesome And uh again, that's patreon.com slash film sack. I guess for the first time i'm saying it today patreon.com Slash film sack our next movie will be scarface What a switch for movie to movie peacock or freecock. I guess is where you're getting this um This will be my first ever viewing of scarface because I knew we'd eventually get to it Oh, wow. Okay. Cool. Really? Oh, yours too. Really? That's a present I am shocked to hear that this movie. I've seen this movie like eight times And I don't I don't even seek it out. It just it's always on if if before five seconds ago I had said hey one of the hosts has this on you know dvd or something Who wouldn't you have guessed done away for sure hundred percent? I didn't say I didn't say I didn't have it I just didn't ever watched it. Yeah I'm blown away by that though. So this is gonna be really fun. It's it's old It's you know, brian de palma doing what he arguably does best and oh wait is it brian de palma by saying that wrong? That's correct. Yeah, it is brian de palma Okay, and we've done a few of his movies. I think this is it's this is his most iconic for sure We're expecting michelle fyfer and robert losia Yeah Michelle fyfer very young in this I think she's 19 or something and they made it there so oh wow A little bit of f mary abraham in this movie. Yeah f mary abraham's in it And um, of course, uh huha's in it And they features huha very privately apparently That and say hello to my little thing. I'm excited for my little huha I'm excited for you guys to finally or whoever hasn't seen this to finally see what that's all about It's great. Oh should I watch it on tubi? It's really something Uh, is it on tubi? You should watch it on bhs, right? It's on it's not on tubi. It's on, uh, peacock freecock Pea and free. Oh, I got peacock and the freecock. Yeah, if you have watching uh, i've been doing another Brooklyn nine nine watchsters, so that's perfect. Oh, so gooey. It's funny. It's him a great binge Yeah, kim and i've been doing that too. That thing's awesome We just finished the sixth season started on the seventh and i can't get over how consistent That show is like and i realized they they fall into a couple of ruts Like they have an episode every season that has the same You know the same, you know, jason manzukas episode and so on, but like it's so freaking consistently funny Thought that was on netflix right it is on netflix It is on our sport seat the first four season netlix you got to watch the peacock get all of it Oh, you're right. It says eight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's weird for here. Uh vision live has to see Why are they spreading these seasons all over these other services? That's weird because it moved the show was canceled and then reconstructed on a different uh studio and and so like Uh, and i i don't remember now when it's between four and five or between five and six That i think it's between seasons four and five the show Suddenly starts having people cursing and it's like, yeah It's really shocking when you've been watching it Yeah, it's kind of teal and then suddenly they move to fox or whatever They move to nbc from fox or whatever the move is and suddenly they're like Cursing and they bleep the curses right didn't go fox then hulu then And be hulu something like hulu always carried it because fox all their stuff i think it was exact But at one point in time hulu is back in it. They weren't just carrying it. Oh really So it was like a hulu exclusive for some of the seasons i think right and then they then there was a huge Break or maybe you're a cancellation after the right to get yeah to be specific It was on fox they canceled it after five seasons and the very next day nbc started Uh picked it up and started the sixth season of production And then they have the sixth and seventh and the weird eighth covid season Yeah, that was weird and then the jorg returning back to nbc perfect the joy the george floyd stuff I remember something about That put a break on all this like oh, we can't be funny about cops for a while like it's I don't remember what the deal was there's something with that. Oh sure Um So anyway, uh rest in peace on dria brower. Just another right? Oh Yeah, for sure, it's my thing about it. Love that guy I don't know what's the mist again. He's so good in that. Um, all right. Let's move on to getting out of here How about that? Oh film sack Get out of here get the f out. 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They could do whatever they want uh, make you get back to you earlier about uh We had a conversation about dead snow snow dead and red versus dead It's definitely the most way you want to go with the uh, october stuff It's actually filmed in english if you suspect if you can spend disbelief that he's been rushing would actually help mankind uh The Russians too Not the way you think but they do Anywho. Oh, I stole that from somebody else. I've been listening this show too damn much Uh, there's can I recommend one movie quickly or now that I'm stammering is longer but uh brian Bosworth and stone cold I don't remember what year it is because I just looked it up before I started driving but I got crs disease can't remember site and uh But it's really a good movie action adventure movie. He should have did more action adventure movies. It's Very well done Brian Bosworth stone cold if you have not done it. That's always love the show. You guys keep me awake at night, which I appreciate appreciate sorry speech impediment and Take care out Hey, this message is for film scroped Love the show. I just wanted to go back to cub boys and aliens real quick the mark noffler conversation I wish I could remember when it happened, but many years ago on Probably film sack, but I listened to most of the frog fan show. So it could be any of them Scott just Went on a rant that ended up with the phrase mark noffler's penis dude I think it's actually core now that I say that that sounds like a core conversation But that came up and I didn't know who mark noffler was So that was my only reference point to him. So when you guys started talking about it On that episode uh cobblies and aliens. It just made me it tickled me in the best way possible I doubt you have that um that Soundbite safe Scott, but it's hilarious. You just go mark noffler's penis dude Hilarious all right guys keep it up the show's great. 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