(upbeat music) ♪ Coming to 11 direct with the roach ♪ ♪ We shockin' the beers ♪ ♪ They got time for a toast ♪ ♪ It's the only place to get ♪ ♪ But sports like for real ♪ ♪ To tell us, nobody's more sucks ♪ ♪ Than Russell Wilson ♪ ♪ Here's the deal son ♪ ♪ Won't find us in a war ♪ ♪ Josh Potter ♪ - Oh, hey, welcome to the show, vote. So, boy, who those ones? (laughs) Every time they get on my case for coughing. But, I wanna let you know, we're at episode 199. We got episode 200 comin' next week. Some exciting news coming along with it, so make sure you check that out. But, keep rating reviews, subscribing, and all that horseshit. And also, make sure you go to thejoshpotter.com. That's where all my tour dates are. And, boy, oh boy, next week, this week, excuse me, I'm gonna be in Dallas, the 25th and 27th. Dallas Comedy Club, come on out, come see me. Thejoshpotter.com is where you can buy tickets. Outside of that, August, we got the 15th, Omaha. We got the 16th and 17th of August. Gonna be in Des Moines, 24th of August. Gonna be in Boston. So many stuff, so many dates up at thejoshpotter.com. - What's so many stuff? - I know I fucking couldn't talk there, right? - What's so many stuff, me and-- - So many stuffs. - I don't know, I know people do that. - Yeah, I know, I screwed up. Yeah, they're gonna be in the comments. - Was that mean, so many stuff? - Well, I like that they don't like you coughing. - They don't, they go, one person is very adamant. Some people have embraced it, the cough, we all cough together, actually. - But, do they, they're mad at you for what's smoking? - Someone gets mad, they get mad at it. They go, "Stop, beeping, booing." - Oh, 'cause you cough after you vape. - Yeah, and I'm gonna get pesticides or something. - I say put it in, put the pesticides in me. - Put it in me, shove it in me. - Annie Letterman's here, folks. - Build me with pesticides in my holes. - Annie, plug everything into anything. - Oh, we're plugging in the front. - Yeah, we do that. - Good job, Josh. - Please, Annie Letterman.com is where you can go. - Dash shows. - Dash shows. - I mean, slash shows. - Slash shows, they don't wanna dash. - There's no fucking dash. - I'm sorry, I'm cursing in the good boy time. - No, that's okay, well, it'll be beeped and people complain about that as well. It's not, you're like, oh, what is this such? - I know, I'm like, blame China. - Yeah, blame-- - Dig a hole to China and jump in there. - Blame YouTube for being up our butts. - You thought you could dig a hole to China when you were a kid, right? - Well, I thought, 'cause I think I could dig a hole to China. - You were a child? - You know what I thought as a child, like, oh, maybe it's possible, but I don't have the gumption or child to go do it. No, I will go. - You're like, I'll jump in after something digs it. - I thought it'd be, I go, "How far can I dig?" I always thought that-- - What was China the-- - China was never the goal. - Okay, 'cause for me, China was, I thought maybe it was like a universal. - I wanted molten lava. - But wait, did China, did China, think they were digging to America? - That's an interesting question. - Okay, we have our Chinese, our Chinese child correspondent. - Do Chinese, if you're a Chinese child out there, I don't know if you can even get this child. - A Chinese child, broach. - If you're a roach out there in China, when you were a child, well, when you were a child, did you think you could dig to America? Was that a common, 'cause that's a common saying here in America, "Oh, I dug a hole in China," or whatever. I guess, it's like analogy or what have you. I wonder if it's the case, like you said, digging a hole in America. Did you figure it out over there? What do you-- - Yeah, but what does it count? - This comes out next week. - Okay, so not that far off. All right, you can see me, this weekend, I'm in Phoenix, Arizona, the Desert Ridge Improv. - Yeah. - I'm there Thursday, Friday and Saturday, because somebody's about to get fired. And I'm just kidding, we love everybody. We love everybody, I'm so excited to be there on a Thursday. It's gonna be fun. The Thursday shock sheet will be banging. Come, they're gonna be great shows. I'm then in the comedy bar in Toronto, Canada, August 30th and 31st, then September 12th, I'm doing a one-nighter in Eugene, Oregon. And then after that, September 13th and 14th, I'm going to Tacoma, Washington. Then October 10th, I'm doing a one-nighter in Naples, Florida, off the comedy club. It's also a delicious seafood restaurant. So, enjoy some fish while you watch your favorite fish. - Enjoy some fish while you watch some fish. - Don't, I was just like, don't make a fucking fish joke, but I did it. - Why? - Because I'm a lady. - That's my home, I'm doing it. - Okay, then I do Tampa, Florida, the 11th and 12th. And then it's October 18th, I'm going to the Mall of America, boom, boom, boom. And then I'm doing one night in Chicago at the 10th theater, and then I'm doing Boston over Thanksgiving, which is very exciting to get. - Wow, we, you got the whole 2024, anyletterman.com/shows or check out. - More will be added. - More will be added. - Comedy store, Annie Wood and Friends is on the 26th of August. - What is new with Annie? I haven't seen you. I haven't talked to you. Tell us what's up. - I am doing great. - This was, that was the toughest way to answer for her because she was going to say 10 secrets. - I am wonderful. - You were trying not to say a secret. - I was going to go so and so as a bitch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, did you hear about someone so? - No, before we did, before we started filming, I was like, did I tell you the shit on this one? And he was like, yes, you already told me to. - No, we talked about it the other day. We did, so we did see two. - It was a juicy one. It was a juicy one. - It's juicy, I guess. It's also just a nothing person. - I know, but the nothing's can really. - The nothing's bother us sometimes, I would imagine. - The nothing's really getting to you. - And by us, I mean you. - Well, the nothing's really think there's something. - And yeah, I mean, I guess, but it's, people are going to think we're being mean girls here. - No, okay, I think this is wrong, this is what I was saying. - They ask and they bring nothing. - Yeah. - Someone told me that they had said about, like, pertaining to when you meet a famous person, like, the amount that you buy that the famous person, like, you have to think like, are you bringing them anything? - Right. I say that to Tom all the time when I work with him, I'm just like, thanks for the gig, dude. I always think that gig will be the last one, because I'm not doing anything to provide. So, I mean, we don't even hang out that much, like, sometimes, like, it depends if he's like, fried or busy or whatever. We, I mean, I'll, we'll have like a great combo. - No, you're bringing, no, but that's actually a different thing, that's like, that's like a different thing, because you actually are bringing something? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, no, no, you're hilarious, you're fun to hang out with. You're a friend or a pal, so it's like, you're bringing that you are bringing. - Yeah, we don't have to like. - You have value, but I'm just saying these other ones. - I don't have to be like chitchatty or-- - These other people, it's like, they don't have a good set, they want the opportunity, but they're not using the opportunity to like, grow or be good or like, entertain an audience, they're using it to like, check off, like, oh, I got this opportunity. - And I'm not saying, like, I mean, every time I've gotten something like that, I'm extraordinarily, to almost like, maybe on an annoying level of grateful. And some people are just like, they are literally just suckers, they just like, and I say that not in a way that you're a dupe, but like, you're taking from people, you're sucking them dry of like, you get a favor, then it's like, what's the next favor? - Oh yeah, no, I've had people that like, every time they message me, it's an ask, and I just will stop, either, sometimes I've unfollowed, which you don't want to be mean, like, I'm not trying to be rude to anyone, but it is like, it gets to a point where it's like, you've only asked me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Our whole interaction has you been asking me for things? - I call it a, I have an active shooter list, it's the people on my list, are the people that when I see them, I run for the exits. I go, oh, and all of those people, every one of my active shooter list is a- - Oh, I see you act as if they are one when they- - Yes, when I see them, I go, I clock the exits and I go as fast as possible. - Interesting, that's a great way to describe them. Can you believe, by the way, the guy that almost shot Trump look like that? - I actually can't believe it. - You would think he'd be older, like I did think he'd be like an older, more disgruntled person. - Can we see the guy who shot like Ford, or the guy that like shot Reagan? Let's go for it. - This guy looks, they called it. - Look at that, that's like his child. - His nickname was School Shooter. - Could you imagine getting got by this guy? - His nickname was School Shooter. - His nickname was School Shooter. - Yes, they called him School Shooter. He was on the rifle squad or something in the school. - Yeah, did he suck? - And yes, obviously, he was horrible. - Like, look at John Wilkes Booth. That guy looks like a- - I said this and people got mad at me on the internet. Like, I'm like, how are you not, how are you misinterpreting when I said, but it doesn't matter, it'd be mad. But like, I was like, how embarrassing is to shoot, to try to shoot the president? Also, how embarrassing is to miss? And how embarrassing, the whole thing's so embarrassing. I also would be embarrassed. I know Trump doesn't, I would be embarrassed if I got shot in the air. - You know what he tripped in front of, it's like embarrassing. - Oh sure, sure, sure. - I wouldn't have been embarrassed to get shot in the air. - I would have been close. I came beginning my head blown off. But look at John Wilkes Booth. There's Hinckley, Hinckley's kind of the man. So he fucked up, he didn't kill Reagan. - Oh, he's the one that tried to kill Reagan. - He was the one, now his thing was like, it's not personal, Jody Foster. I was trying to impress Jody Foster. He was, that was, he tried to kill Ronald Reagan to impress Jody Foster. - And he didn't know that Jody Foster was a lesbian, which is so embarrassing. - Well back then, she wasn't. - He was simp. - I mean, she was, I guess, but she wasn't out. It wasn't news. - I don't know that she was, is she out now? - Yes. - Oh. - No, John Hinckley was like, I don't know if he wrote a letter to Reagan or what, but he did write it, at some point he expressed nothing personal, it was for Jody Foster. Can we, can you see if you do a little search on that? But now he's out of jail. So like, here we are in 2024. - So are you saying that this is the fault of celebrity? - It happened 40 years ago, in 1981, I believe, he's out of jail and now he's like performing music in bars. I've been trying to get that, I've been trying to get Hinckley on this podcast a little behind the scenes. I've been trying to get John Hinckley on this podcast since he's been out of jail. I've been DMing him, I've been emailing him. - He died out of jail. - Oh yeah, he's a free man. - I don't think you can shoot someone and get out of jail. That's crazy. - He didn't kill him. He's, Donaldy did he shoot someone. He shot Ronald Reagan, the president of the United States. - You actually are rewarded for being bad at something in this case. - It's not bad, he outlived Reagan and he's out of jail. He served-- - Is that how it goes? Like when the person you tried to kill dies, you get out of jail? - Well, he didn't kill anybody, he shot them. - Yeah, but-- - So it's lesser of a sentence. - Really? - He attempted murder for a president. I'm sure he got the book thrown at him, but he's out. And I think he got out in 2022, maybe even before-- - Is this music good? Is it about shit? - I have not listened to the music. I said I was listening to the music the second I book him. - I heard he's a one hit wonder. - If he was in LA, I wanted him to come in. I had a dream of having him come into studio and playing for us, John Hinckley. I mean, it was a dream of mine. - What if he made his own guitar and was made out of a rifle? - I don't, he's chized away from it. He actually came out and spoke out against the assassination attempt against-- - I mean, I'm so sorry. This person could not be out and allowed to tell us stuff. - He didn't do it. He had no political bet. He was trying to impress Jody Foster. Don't you understand? - As this is you, this is you being like, so like King of Sims right now where you're like, it's okay to be a Sim. - It was to impress Jody Foster. Not, it had nothing to do with politics. We don't know the motives. Maybe this fucking-- - The motives. - Jody, this geek over here wanted to impress Sidney Sweeney. - It's not self, it's not self of defense. So there's no motive that's okay. - It's an act of, it's like, what's your love language? Active service or what happened? - This kid is kind of cute. - You know, he was trying to, he was trying to impress, you know, Peyton Lister, Sabrina Carpenter or something. - This, pumpkin nerd. Don't say Lister, he looks a little like Joe Lister. This. - But that's like a baby. I mean, that's like, could you imagine getting got by this dork? I wouldn't, I would have been like, it would have been nuts. And now everyone's like, you know, they got their conspiracies or what have you. - It's so hard to not have conspiracy theories though. It's so hard because I will give this to Donald Trump. I did not know that the news could be fake. Like, I did not know that they could like-- - Oh yeah, yeah. - It didn't, not that I'm like stupid. I just, it didn't, I didn't think about it or an incident or anything. Like it just wasn't like on my plate to be like, is the news real? - No, sure. - And then when he started saying fake news, I was like, the news isn't fake. And then I was like, wait. Oh yeah, the headlines are all crazy. Everything's sensationalized. Everything's like, I was like, oh, obviously. So then once I realize that I go, oh, there's no news. There's nothing. - When did John Hinckley get out of jail? - 2016. - 2016, is that long ago? Since this podcast has existed-- - Just in time for there to be a really juicy president. - Literally all this time that this podcast is, I've been trying to get John Hinckley on this program. So tweet at him or something. I mean, he is, he's got to come on. But yeah, that guy-- - I think I have a shot. - They shot that child or whatever that tried to kill Trump and he missed. And I mean, I can't wait to find out more about this fun. - But those are all older pictures of him to be a little bit older. - Really? I didn't realize that. - Yeah, I think those were all like his-- - What about, okay, so let's see. Okay, we saw John Hinckley. He's a dork. - Wait, can I tell you-- - To look up John Hinckley young, I want to see what he looked like when he was shooting presidents. - When he was a zaddy, you know, he kind of looks like, you know, he actually, 100%. I've been watching Walking Dead. He looks like my friend, Josh McDermott, that played Eugene, the guy with the-- - Yes, he does look like him. - Now, so he, like, did you imagine when you're back in the day, when that happened, you go, you'd see that picture, would you say the same thing that you think about the guy that shot Trump, he'd be like, look at this dork. - I would go look, he's a cute little guy. - Cute little school shooter. - Can you see about Jodie Foster? Just let me get the story straight about, I know he did it because, but I want to see what his word-- - But Jodie, can I tell you my Jodie Foster connect? - Yes, please. - I was sitting in front of Jodie Foster at a play. - Where? - On Broadway. - Wow. - A play called Inappropriate, or Appropriate, it was called Appropriate, but I was sitting, I was sitting in front of her, she's lovely, she's very Jodie Foster. Can't mistake her. - Hello, Annie Leonard. - Pointy face, you like a pointy face. But she-- - Oh, no, I left her, she was like, they were screaming. - Are you not surprised that I was at a play? - I mean-- - Knowing me, you know I didn't want to go, I was kicking, Tim Dillon kidnapped me and told me to play, I was pissed. - Yeah, once you-- - Yeah, once you-- - Here's the thing. - Here's the thing, once you found out that you were sitting next to a celebrity, you were like, all right. - No, you know what, I brought my friend Lee McSweeney, who's a housewife, one of the housewives, a crazy drunk, like she has like crazy scenes. Throwing in her underwear, naked tapas. She had some epic moments, she's suing Bravo right now. But she's a wild one. But I brought her, so it was like her, me, Leah, Tim and one of his openers, and I think it was John Kennedy. And so we were all there, Jody was behind us. And then one of the girls from Leah McSweeney's season of her housewives was just, she was behind Jody Foster. - Wow. - What are the, don't you think that's crazy? - I mean, I guess these housewives shows are like, whoosh, so I don't know how to tear off them. - I don't watch, I mean, I only watch after I-- - There seems like there's 18,000 of them, so it's like, are we around a housewife all the time? I don't know. - I decided to say no to the Bravo shows. - Yeah, I don't do them. But Jody Foster, so what did it say there? What did it say there? Did you gather? - Talking about the letter that he originally wrote, like to her trying to get a reflection, or like-- - I just wanted to know more details about maybe his motives for shooting Reagan. - I just love that you relate to him. - I don't relate to him. - You do, you do. - I mean, it is a grand gesture. I mean, what if Jody Foster secretly was like, I'm kind of impressed. - What's the craziest thing you've done for a girl's affection? - I spent a lot of money. - On what? - Like hotels-- - Did you ever buy anyone like their Amazon wish list, I think? - Oh, okay, so I'll tell this story. A girl wanted to, she just fantastically said once that she wanted to wear my blood around her neck, or like we wear each other's, like in a vial, and I bought the vials. - And she was like, oh, I was kidding. Well, she was like, that's like marriage stuff. - Oh, come on, what a cock to use. - So I still have the body. - What a clot to use, she was. - I still have, I was willing to be like, squish and do that. - But I like, no, that's fun. I do want to see you with like-- - I don't know if it was this, by the way. - I want to see you in like a vampire-y creature. - Well, I wasn't one kind of for a second there, but it didn't last. - Well, no, I would too, I would like that. - You know what I think, you know what Josh, you know what I should just have this vision. - Yeah, what? - I think we need to work on your values, and I think we need to bring money to the top because-- - It already is there. - No, it's not, because you'd be rich. But there's a block, there's another, what's happening is there's some other value that's way more, even though you don't want it to be, is higher, that's keeping that low. - Interesting. - Okay, but so, but we need to bring that up because you need to get fucking rich 'cause you need to spend some weird, some weird amount of money on some-- - Well, I've done some things like that. - No, but I mean like, yes, you've bought flights and stuff, we need you flying bitches private, we need you like, we need you rich so you can simp in a way that we've never seen before. - You need to be sex trafficking rich, that's weird. - Well, you're not gonna be, you're not gonna be, but you're gonna have the bones of sex trafficking, but it's gonna be kindness and it's gonna come from a really pure loving way. - Yeah, no, for sure, 100%. Just like, well, that's what I said about P. Diddy when I first heard about his charges, I go, oh is this, is it illegal to fly? I didn't realize the depth and width of his scandals, but I thought, at first I go, if it's a crime to fly ladies to different cities, I mean, lock me up. - Ooh, I wouldn't even go there as a joke. - Why? - You know. - I don't know. - 'Cause they weren't ladies. Well, they were young ladies. - Well, in my case, they were not that young, they were like in their 30s, is that silly? - Can you imagine, can you imagine, I'm like, Josh, creepy, 31 year olds though? - I mean, it's, you never know. I mean, some of these ladies get mad at you for a couple of years. Meanwhile, Bill Belichick's fucking a 24 year old, it's wild. - I do like that, really. - You do like that? - I think it's so funny. - I didn't think you'd like it. - Can I tell you why I like it? She's not that hot. - She's so hot. - Okay, she's not that hot. She's not like, for what the money can buy, she ain't that fucking hot. - No, you're wrong. - She's very normal. - You're wrong. - She's, well, let me see if I haven't seen her. - I'll tell you why, get some images. - It's because she's a, she's fit. That's the goes, look at that. - She's so simple. This is so easy. - No, that she's so hot. - You find this working at the mall. You find this-- - I know, and I try, like the dickens. I try. - But you have a simple mentality looking at her. I'm talking about it, like, this is a fucking, how much money does Bill Belichick have? - A bazillion dollars. - A bazillion dollars. - Yeah, but what kind of, what do you want for that? I mean, look at, she's got an insane box. - Who's that guy? - She's gorgeous. - She wanna be pageant. - Yeah. - Okay. - You're watching her like hiking, and she still looks like a smoke show. - She's fine, she's not, I mean, she's cute. - What are you talking about? - There's nothing, I couldn't-- - Look at her body, it's insane. - No, that is a good body. But she's 20-- - That's what you're paying for, it's to ride that Ferrari, it's like-- - But I love that, I love it. - She's gorgeous, I think she's like a love. - They're so funny together, he's all drunk and acting all young, it's so cute, I love it. It's like, you know what it makes me feel like? I don't know what his situation is with his wife, does he have children and stuff that are-- - He's got grown ass children, his son was the defensive coordinator of the Patriots, yeah. Steve Belichick is like in the NFL as a coach, yeah. - Do you think that is? - Steve Belichick's my age, I think. - But how long has he been divorced? - That's his son? - Yeah. (laughing) - Why does everyone look like Josh McDermott? Everybody is, I'm watching Walking Dead so late, by the way, I'm like, I'm so in 2017 right now. - I know, you've been watching Walking Dead. - I couldn't, no, binging it in a way that's crazy, there's 11 seasons, and Todd and I are like, we're doing it. And Todd keeps falling asleep before me, and I watch monumental kills, I mean, kills that are like, that people that are echoing through the internet still to this day, like crazy kills, and I watch them while Todd was asleep, and I could not sleep the other night, I was so, like, wounded by who died. - Oh, I see. - I was so wounded by it, I was like, there's me blinking, that was me sleeping, that was the whole night, just the faces, and I popped out one point. - Which one got you? - You watched it? - I watched it to a point, 'cause I got bored with it. - Let's just say, the one death reminded me of Josh Paday Potter. - Oh, the eye thing? - The eye thing, just because of the image of it, and I love gore, so I'm like, I will rewatch and watch and watch and watch, but it was like, you loved him, you know, I've got, you know, I like to enjoy the Asian community as I am marrying into it, so I love it. I loved this, I love Steven, you know, in beef, I don't have to say his lesson, but I loved him in beef, I feel like I'm orbiting him real close. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see him around. - I'm one degree away. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I love him and-- - Then when he got murdered in the show, you were done. - Yeah, not done, I just was about to go to sleep, and I did not, there was no sleeping. - That's around the time I checked out of the show. - No, I'm in, I'm not going, no matter what happens, because this is what I'll say, I could have checked out pretty early on, it got pretty boring. - You're binging it. - What the hell? - I said no, and I'm going to tell you-- - I watched it week to week. - No, unacceptable, they're so fucked up about that, because in that death that we're talking about, that was a cliffhanger at the end of the season, where they just show you, they killed someone, they did not show who it was, fuck you AMC. - I guess spoiler alert, by the way. - Yeah, you did, you had to wait a year. - You had to wait a fucking year. - I remember, I mean, I still have that with some show, well, I haven't had it with a show recently. - I'm mad, I look mad for you guys. - I hadn't had a show like that recently, but I have had, like Mad Men was my favorite show, and when the season would end, and it would be like a year before the next one, I go, I have to keep myself alive another year to see like, who knows what I'm going to get to the end of this thing? I remember Game of Thrones, I was like, I remember when it started, and I felt like I lived a lifetime, and I was like, I have to stay alive. They're going to make me wait a year and a half to see what the fuck happened. - That went, and I'm so grateful to Jeff Props for this, but I feel like my life is just living one season to survivor to another season of survivor. I'm like, it's like either, there's two types of Annie, one survivors on and one survivors off, but I will say, thank you to Jeff Props and all the kind people over there at CBS who give us a season almost, there's only like three months off. - But there's no writing or plot to it, you know what I'm saying? In terms of that. - That's a you thing. - No, but I know there's like a plot or whatever it's reality show, but I'm saying with Mad Men, they'd be like, - No, I know, it's unacceptable. - Yeah, they'd be like, fall of 2019. And you're like, it's 2016. - No, it's so bad. And then like with like a show like Euphoria where there's all this fight in the cast and cast is dying and shit's happening and stuff. And they're finally like, okay, we're finally going to go. And it's like, are we interested anymore? And these, first of all, they were already, they were already like in their thirties playing high school. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So now they have to, the whole story lines. - Well, stranger things, they're coming out. Thank God, it's the final season. But like last year they were like, - No, they brought me around. - What's up 11? Yeah, 11's got sea cups. I mean, it's 11, 11, 11. - She's got, and then like the one dude's like, hey, they're 11, how are you? It's like his voice dropped massive. - Well, how gross is it to watch? Okay, so in the Walking Dead, the character Carl, the son, it is, I don't want to watch a teenager age. I don't want to see a child-- - Could you imagine a teenager going through puberty during the zombie apocalypse? That would be-- - No, and it's like, I'd be like-- - He's so, he's, you're just seeing him, but the ugliest, grossest phase of his life is just so disgusting. They're so gross. - And they had to keep him in a dumb outfit. Now he's got long hair. - That was so stupid. - Carl. - Well, they're trying to cover, well, by the way, Carl Carroll. - Carl Carroll. - No, that's just ladies talk. - He's, he's a-- - Carl, Daryl, Carl, Carl. - He's a British person. So he's like-- - No, I know, which is so funny. - Carl. - And everything they're doing, I'm surprised that he just got a white guy and tape his eyes up to make him Asian. It's like, it is like, can you not just get a Southerner? - Right. - Why are we bringing these Brits over, which by the way, I love all the actors in this. I'm not complaining, but it's, it is like, you see him struggle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's struggling. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's struggling every time. - Daryl, Daryl, Daryl. - Carl, Daryl. - That's like that fucking-- - Girl. - I can't watch that dragon show 'cause they're all like-- - Morgan. - Dray-gon, day-gon, say-gon, big. I'm like, can we pick a different name? - Guys, I watched every episode of Game of Thrones. I don't know if Cersei's the good one or the bad one. I don't know which should have been. - Oh, that's so funny. - I don't know which is which. (laughs) I tried to redoon, by the way, I tried to redoon much, and he's trying to read this crazy. I was like, why is everything with an A? Every one of them is an A? Are you fucking kidding? - I remember I asked Annie if she watched this session. She was like, are you out of your mind? - No, I watch it, I watch it. I watch it, I don't know what the fuck happened. I'm like, he's the dad of all of them. I don't understand it, but I-- - Annie's like, I'm watching this show about-- - Don't give me a winner. - Ginger and this group of family members, you need to make the siblings look alike. - And she was like, I'm just watching a show about meetings. - It wasn't just meetings. (laughs) - Oh my God, it was so-- - And everyone's like, it's amazing, and I'm like, I guess it was amazing. I watched all of it. Like, I guess it was amazing. - Well, let's get to a sports thing. - Let's go. - Let's go. (humming) - Coral. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl. - Morgan. - Morgan. (humming) - So at the All-Star game, this was a big deal. The All-Star game was pretty mid. - Of what's the-- - The major league baseball All-Star game was pretty mid. I look, it's the best All-Star game in all of sports because-- - Now explain to it on All-Star game is that's when they just get the best people in and they just-- - Statistically or fan voting or things. - What do they play against? - They play, so they're divisions. - Oh, right. - National League, American League, some sports like have changed it up. Like, hockey can't get their fucking history. So they're like, we're gonna do Europeans versus North Americans. We're gonna do fucking this versus this. They can't figure it out. - Well, hockey, everyone's like third, missing teeth. - And hockey is like a physical-- - A physical man around in there. - Well, hockey is a very physical sport. So when they do the All-Star game, none of them are trying. They're all just kind of fucking around. In baseball, you can play for real. - Yeah, because their head injuries are so serious-- - Well, in hockey, they don't have head injuries. Very little. They do have some, but they're very little. I promise-- - Have you? - Okay. - Have you seen interviews? - It's not like football. - You seen the interviews with them? - Yeah, that's good. - On hockey, I went to a lot. Hockey, they fucking should, they're checked. - But they're not hitting their heads. - I used to try to make Eric Lindros give me eye contact. I'm a child, by the way. How crazy is that? I was just like a little girl like, look at me, Eric. - You were like fucking crazy. - Hi, Eric. - That's so weird. Oh my God, I'm mad at it. - It's crazy, and not even, like I was like, how to crush them in the way I had to crush them like, any, like my-- - Of course. - You know when I was just watching you later, this is so weird. I watched that movie waiting, you remember? And Ryan Reynolds in that movie is like, joking about being a pedophile. It's crazy to me. And I mean, I'm not like, I'm not clutching my pearls about it or anything like that, I don't really give a shit. - Crunch your pearls. - But it's so weird. - This is where I used to be. Like bring in, they go like-- - We fail as a country. - They bring it, like in the end, he's like a good guy 'cause he doesn't fuck the girl until she turns 18 a week later. It's still like kind of crazy that he's, but I mean, now he's like a titan of industry. He does Mint Mobile. - Skylar Stones, that was Skylar Stones' bigger. - Yeah, he was in that movie. - Big movie. - Yeah, he was my, he put me on my first, first time I'm on the comedy store stage for the first time ever. Reluctantly, he put me up. - Skylar Stones. - I've told that story. - He's always a stone away. - He, Skylar Stone was, he used to have a show at the comedy store and Tom was doing it and I lived here for like a week and Tom was like, come hang out and I was like, okay. So I'm just hanging out with Tom in the main room, green room. And Jamie Kennedy and Steve will both-- - Which is-- - Don't show up. - Oh, okay, I was gonna say that's really a fun green room to be in. - That would have been fun, but they both-- - As a stunt boy or something. - They were on the show. Yeah, I know, these guys are-- - As a fucking king stunt boy. - Well, get this. So like, they both don't show up. So Skylar Stone goes to Tom. Can he do 10 minutes right in front of me? - That's nice. - And Tom-- - Oh wait, this is a good story. - No, it is a good story, but it's just funny that-- - What if Tom was like, mmm, that would be that. - No, Tom was like offended. He was like, he opens for me in theaters. Yeah, he could do 10 minutes. And I was like, this is a great story. This is, there's nothing negative about this story. - I know, I'm telling you-- - You were like, he'd begrudgingly put mine. He asked for you. - No, no, no, no. It was just funny to me though that he said that in front of me. - I think this is like a great, that's like a good-- - So yeah, so like right before I go up though, he goes, you're gonna be like, timing or so, I go, sure. And he goes, all right, and then he comes back to me right before I go and says, "Go to you see the light." - Oh my god, were you dying? - So I went up and I was like, there's no way I'm gonna go up past. There's no way they're not gonna light me at 10 minutes. They don't even know who I am. I'm literally, no one knows who I am there. - He's not even a roach yet. - I'm just-- - I'm not even on the pot. I just literally moved here a week before. And like, I bet if like-- - From Buffalo? - Yeah, and so I, it's the main room by the way. So like, I go up, I can't believe I'm doing this. I do like, fire 10 minutes, I just go crazy. And like, do like a 10 minutes set, it went great. And then there's no light yet, so I'm like, shit. So then I'm just-- - Where are you from? - Then I'm just grabbing, I didn't even do that. I just started doing-- - How long you guys been there? - Random jokes in my arsenal. And then, you know, like, it's getting crazy. And I'm like, am I-- - It's so funny that that isn't what you're doing all the time, 'cause that's all I'm doing. Random jokes in my arsenal? - I know, it's-- - Every set I've ever done-- - Mine go in kind of an order or whatever. But like, or I just planned it out a little bit. But like, I, so now I'm just pulling shit out. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, I've been up here for a long time. Still don't see a light. Finally, I think I see it. Like it's that red one that comes on and I go, all right, and I wrap it up and they bring out a door guard. After me. And I can't remember who it was, but I get off. I look at my thing, I was on stage for 25 minutes before they lit me. - And he wasn't even sure if you were gonna be able to do 10. - Yeah, they just let me go. - What was he waiting for one of them to show up? - He was hoping one of them would show up, none of them showed up. So I did both their sets basically. - I love when people cancel in the middle of the show. I actually don't even hate it. I actually don't even hate it. You just go, oh, well. - But anywho, well that was a wild tangent because we were talking about Ryan Reynolds playing a pedophile. - No, but because Skyler's in it. We haven't mentioned Skyler being in waiting. - But anywho, so the all-star game happened last week or so or week or two, maybe like a week and a half ago. But I haven't been able to talk about this yet. This is the national anthem before the Home Run Derby. Let's watch it together. Have you seen this? - Of course. - Oh, okay. So you do know what this is. This is fun. ♪ It's broad stripes and bright stars ♪ - By the way, at this point, I'm thinking it's good. - Right. - I thought she was like Bjork. - It started to get bad for a second. ♪ Ooh the ramparts we watch ♪ - I'm like, this woman's like Bjork, he's foreign. - You expect her to be like dressing like, like having like a dove. ♪ I love to sing ♪ ♪ And the rockets' red glare ♪ - That's bad, that's bad. ♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪ - Pause it, pause it. - So at this point, I still think it's like Bjork 'cause I'm like, her name is what? Andress. - Ingrid Andress. - Ingrid Andress, like, oh, she's like some Nordic lady was like, I like to sing. I'm so happy to be being out of my country. You don't sing our anthem. ♪ Ingrid and the air ♪ - You know what I mean? So I'm thinking like, no, she's just being like artsy. Well, how about you're probably nervous, right? So at this point, I'm going to try to nervous. She's dropped a couple of the keys notes on a normal song. - She's a four time Grammy winner. - And then I go, and then I go, I think nominee. - Winner. - I've never heard of this bitch. Anyway, but so I'm, so then, not that I'm like a big old Grammy bitch. They call me Grammy Annie. But I will say that I still thought she could pull it together. I went, okay, she's kind of fucking up, but she's gonna pull it together. - What's it say? - Yeah, she is a Grammy winner. - For country. So like, now that I hear she's country, I go, whoa, this doesn't sound like any country. - And I wish you a kind of like, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, she could, I mean, she should've been like, ♪ The bombs burn ♪ ♪ Stining air ♪ Like that kind of shit, thank you, you know I'm good. But play the rest of that 'cause it gets worse somehow. ♪ Bro, through the night ♪ ♪ That our flag was still there ♪ - Uh-oh, this is bad. When you start missing the words, oh, there she is. She's cute, too. ♪ Oh, say does ♪ - Show Alec Baum. ♪ She's dying ♪ - They go, stars, I think they get to Texas. ♪ In a way ♪ - She does look drunk. - She does look or hung over. - She looks fucking drunk, yeah. ♪ And of the free ♪ - Oh, that's where it gets bad. That's where it gets real bad. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - Yeah, she now, she definitely, now that I know she was, so that's some more of the story, folks. If you haven't heard, she came out on the old Instagram and was like, I'm wasted all the time and I'm going to read. - That was awesome, actually. She does look a little hot, too, it, doesn't she? - Well, yeah, she's like a country lady. - I didn't, I thought she was some foreigner or something. She, don't be smurched the hog to a girl with this. But look it, I mean, she is cute or whatever, but she was definitely- - What does the sponge mean? - To sully their name? - I'm selling, it would be selling her with her. - No. - We like hog to in this? - Yes. - Yes, okay. - She does look kind of drunk there, you know. - And how old is she? - So this lady checked into rehab, though. - I do think the alcohol may be aging her a little bit 'cause I think she might be- - She's 32. - Oh, no, she looks good for her. I was thinking she was like 22 and- - Can you pull up the post that she wrote? - Her post is pretty funny. And by the way- - I mean, it was like insane. She gets smoked on the internet. The internet just torches her, which made me feel bad for her. Because again, I thought she was some foreign lady who was like trying to sing the National Anthem or whatever. It's like an Instagram thing with the black back. - But also I did not know her and I know who she is now. So this is- - Of course, now she's gonna be, we're gonna be like, oh, look, you have to wait. - And then if she puts out good music after her, I'm gonna be like, can I get her? Music's really good. - Also, can I say this? - It was one Derby, though competitive, mid as hell. It was like one of the lamest Derby's- - Girl! - In a long time. - It's a bitch of girl. You can't find the post? - Sorry, I just lost internet for a second. There we go. There it is. - I'm not gonna bullshit y'all. I was drunk last night. I'm checking myself into a facility to get the help I need. That was not me last night. I apologize to MLB, all the fans in this country. I love so much for that rendition. I'll let y'all know how rehab is. - I hear it super fast. - This girl rules. I'm sorry, I like this girl a lot. I do wish it was 23. - You know what? - 32 is a little sad. - You know what would've made me happier, though, and I would've gotten on my knee on this damn podcast and proposed it. - You pretending like you wouldn't, it's so funny. - I still probably would. But- - Probably, what are you talking about? - I don't like- - I'm supposed to 'cause she's going to rehab. That's so funny. - No, I don't like that part. - 'Cause you wanted to keep drinking. - Well, that's my point. - She's got to keep drinking. - Well, that's my point. I don't want it to get out of hand, I don't want it to be, I don't want to feel bad about it. - This is not real, she's a country girl, she's fine. - Yeah, but if she wrote in there like, I was really drunk during that, LOL, get 'em next time kind of thing, I would've been like, that's badass. - A PR person had to write this. This is fine. She's listening. - You don't think she really wants to rehab? - She might go to rehab, but she doesn't have to stick to it. - Well, hit me up, Ingrid, I am on your side. We like Ingrid, I like Ingrid. - I felt bad, she didn't sing it very, I mean, at that point, here's the thing, if I was drunk and I was a singer, I would make it more simple. That's the way I'd get through the national anthem. I sing the national anthem when I play baseball on my stream, when I play wheel of baseball, I sing it every time. - I would, first of all, I feel like maybe, are we manifesting a moment of using the national anthem? - I've done it on the podcast before, I can do it right now. - No, no, no. - Why do you do it at a game? - Oh, I would love that. And I actually think we can make this happen. - I don't know, it'll be my Roseanne moment. Roseanne, by the way, when she butchered the national anthem, she didn't go, "I'm going into rehab." She was like, "Yeah, I was fucking drunk." She was like, "I was on Amban." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I thought the flag was white. - What if, yeah, she just can see into the future, she goes, "Wait till you see what I do." - You think this is crazy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's gonna be things called podcasts and I'm gonna have 'em with my son. - Yeah, and he's gonna say wild shit. - But okay, I will say, as a former drunk girl, - Yeah. - I feel her, I see this, I see it. I don't think she's lying. I think she was fucking hammering her. - How old were you when you quit? - 25, damn. But that's why I want her to be younger because it's a little old to be this. - To let yourself slide. - But she's succeeding so much. And she's winning all of these Grammys and stuff. So I think she has no reason. She didn't have any reason to not be wasted all day. - Well yeah, like I-- - Like post Malone's like fucked up all day, right? - I don't know about fucked up. I mean, I drink beer. - Are you saying that 'cause we met him? - No, I'm not. I'm saying I don't know if he's fucked up. I don't think he's-- - I guess I only saw him the times I've seen him. - Yeah, and I seen him when he was partying and he didn't even seem fucked up then. So why would he be during the day? - He didn't seem fucked up. - I don't know, during the day. I don't know, maybe I was fucked up. - But you, okay, I've never experienced you being wasted and seeming wasted. - I definitely feel like you do. - No, no, no, no, because it doesn't even, I don't even remember that fact about you. - Right. - 'Cause you still hang, you're still at a place. - But I'm saying you can find a girl that went to rehab that's not like-- - I dated a sober girl and she didn't care either, but there were moments in the like, not even that, but like there are moments like behind the scenes, like if you're spending all of the time with this person and you're drinking and then you're like experiencing a hangover or like something to that effect, like the aftermath of it, then they're judgy a little bit more, even when you're like, well, this is just kind of part of it. - I, when Todd sung over, I'm like, ha, ha, ha. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that either. - LOL, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you got drunk. No, Todd, I will say this. We've never gotten in a fight that's not just me being like PMS-ing and being a psycho. We've, which happens very rarely too, not me being that, but us fighting in that time. But the only time I've ever been annoyed with Todd or mad at Todd is when he's wasted trying to drive. It's so fucking annoying, even though we all know him drunk is a better driver than me sober, but still, I just have to be like, I have formed such a beautiful life. Please do not put it in jeopardy. - Yeah, no, no, it's like, but, but it is like the only time so I can see if, but Todd's so cool. - But that's just also just like a drunk like stubbornness where he eventually succumbs and you drive. But like, it's annoying, obviously. - Yeah, and let's just say he's not putting up a fight about anything ever when he's over, so. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's my question. - Literally ever. (laughing) - But yeah, no, I mean, I like this lady and I hope we cross paths someday at a bar. - I hope you cross uglies. (laughing) (humming) - Rehab looks fun too, I gotta just say. Rehab looks fun is such a good line, 'cause doesn't it seem fun? I never got to go to rehab and I'm gonna go like, fuck, rehab looks so good. - I went to a small one, a corridor. - For what? - Not a rehab, but I went to, when I got a DUI, I was 22 and it was so-- - Were you like, it's the I and the DUI? - I tried, I tried, I tried, but they didn't, what the real, I'll tell you, I don't know if I've spoken in detail about this in the past before. I think I did on like the honeydew or something, but what the real problem was, was I had weed on me and they didn't put that in the, they were so cool with me, they didn't put that in the report at all, they acted, they said that they pulled me over or like, got me out of the car because they smelled weed. That was like the reason they did the sobriety tests and then I did the breathalyzer in blue-- - I'm just sorry, if you don't want us to smoke weed in a car, don't make it such a cute, fun, beautiful place to smoke weed. - Well, in 2009 in Buffalo, New York, that was the only place I smoked weed, because I think I lived at home. Yeah, that, I lived at home, I would do it on the way home from work, on the way home from bars or whatever. - Cop boxing, getting high as hell? - Yes, exactly, so they said that my car, that's why they did the sobriety. They needed a reason to-- - It is so embarrassing when you roll the window down when a cop pulls you over and all the smoke comes out and you're like, fuck, you can't get the smoke out. You're like, they've been smoking so much. But the cops were nice to me and they didn't, they said they didn't find weed, they just said they smelled it, that's why. And then I blew a 0.09, so I had to get charged with that part of it. Anywho, I had to go to court-ordered rehab, which was just basically group meetings and taking a piss test. - Now here's my question. - Yeah. - Do a lot of people say you put the I and D, or am I the only one? - That's the first time I heard it. - I thought it was gonna be a hack storm. - No, still I'm just kinda like, man, I guess so. - What's the I and D? - The best was when I would be like, I'd leave my cousin's house after playing Madden just smoking weed all night. And my eyes are like, you know what I mean? Like from smoking weed. And I'd get, you know, buffalo. - Oh my God. - What? - Your eyes are red, white, and blue. (laughing) - Wow. - And it's true. But yeah, the cops would, you know, and buffalo cops are everywhere and they have really nothing to do on the highways. They're troopers just constantly pulling people over. So, you know, like I got pulled over one night leaving my cousin's house and the cop goes, "Some fucked up with your eyes." And I go, "Yes." (laughing) And then he'd just let me go. - He bullied you. - Yeah, it was nice. She was like, 'cause he did like one of those things to go, "Some fucked up with your eyes." - Wait, I have a question. - Yeah. - Did you hang out with your cousin a lot? - Yeah. - That was like your friend? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's cool. - And what kind of cousin? Is your mom's or dad's? - It's not even technically related. - He was just your cousin? - It's like, okay, so my mother-- - He was your what up cousin? - My mother has a best friend who I call my aunt Shelley. - It's so different when it's a man and we call them uncle. They're definitely most-- - Well, I call like the-- - You know what I'm saying? Like when you do that with like-- - I call her husband uncle too, but like I'm saying, I grew up with this so like I can say-- - Stay uncle if it hurts when it hurts. - I always call them my cousins, but they're really technically not blood related, but I think I'm closer to them. - Are you close with any of your actual cousins? - Yeah, I mean, I was, but I mean, not so much anymore. - Growing up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I feel like we never, 'cause our cousins weren't that close or whatever. - My cousins are all very much older than me, so. - Oh, they are? Did you like being the younger one? - I felt like I wanted to be older, but that got me like, I'm able to like always assimilate, I feel like with older, like as growing up, like I would go to like, when I worked in a restaurant, I was 14 and everyone was like 19. So I would work in the, and then they would be like, this guy's cool. Or like when I worked in the radio station, I was like 16 and everyone was like in there-- - When you said restaurant, I mean, Denny's and your dad was the boss. - No, no, no, I worked at Hot Dog Heaven with my father. - You worked at Hot Dog Heaven? - Yeah, and then also, by the way, Hot Dog Heaven, just found out someone sent me an email. They're turning it to Tim Hortons, those scumbags. Another Tim Hortons, there's one right down the road. I mean, Jesus Christ. - So Canada's really infiltrating. - It's coming again. - Tim Hortons is a huge franchise in Buffalo. - It is. - Big time. It's our Dunkin' Donuts. - But there's never been that anywhere else in America, right? - I don't know. I think there are a lot of places. - I've only seen them in Canada. - I think they're in Chicago. They're at border towns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, between that and then I also worked at a place called Anderson's Frozen Custard, where I was a bus boy. But yeah, that and the radio, I mean, I always kind of was able to-- - A custard place made it a bus boy? - Yeah, it was like, you know-- - Fine dining custard. - No, he just got to clean the tables. Sprinkles everywhere. Someone's got to sweep the sprinkles. - Do you remember, they used to be called Jimmy's and then I think that turned out to be a racist term? - I think it's racist, yeah. - I had an uncle-- - But why? - I had an Uncle Jimmy and I would be like, are they named after Uncle Jimmy? - Is that so funny? That's what I was saying when they were slating us. I was like, do you think Jenny's slayed is like every time someone slayed for the-- (laughing) - What are they, why is it racist? 'Cause it's like, 'cause they were chocolate, right? The chocolate one's, I don't know if I can, though. - It's been racist to call them Jimmy's. - I thought they were all Jimmy's. - Maybe it's not. - Rainbow Jimmy's is what I call them. - I've heard them called Jimmy's. It's after Jimmy's-- - Jimmy's is-- - Oh, yeah, Jimmy's is such a fucking East Coast thing. I feel like I only hear sprinkles are so much cuter. - Did you say pop? - Yeah. - You did? - I trained myself to stop. - 'Cause it's fucking weird. - 'Cause it's dumb. - You're just out yourself so hard of being from a very specific area. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like too much information to say. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you go, oh no. - It's like when a Canadian say A or something, and you're like, two or sorry. - I've tried so hard to relinquish myself from a regional dialect. - Yes, 'cause you want to be able to fit in everywhere. - No, it's not that. It's broadcasting strictly. I just always wanted to be a national broadcaster, and I was like, I can't be having a flat A over here. Anyhow, what does it say? - I'm a flat A, you got a flat A on your podcast right now. (laughing) - Apparently there was a Boston Globe story and a Snopes entry that said like, Jimmy's are not racist and don't have a racist history, but some people maintain-- - You hear that folks? You can call 'em Jimmy's to this day, and I won't cry boo about it, please. - Just don't call them, don't call them like the coloreds ones. - Black Jimmy's? - The coloreds, yeah, don't call them the coloreds. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that would be wild. Chocolate sprinkles, keep 'em, don't call 'em chocolate jimmies, that's all. - Don't. Well, let's get to this story here, by the way. Maybe you can relate 'cause you get a lot of door dash item, what's your choice? - Postmates, but postmates and door dash are apparently are the same thing. - Uber Eats are the same thing. - They're all probably in the same thing. - Like sometimes I order something from Postmates and then Uber Eats is like, your food's coming and I go, what is this? - What I've done with Andy, by the way, is I've grabbed a couple spring cleaning type stories over here because we're getting ready for something exciting I'm gonna announce next week, but I've grabbed some stories. See, I still have the paper. That's how old they are in my stack, and then this one is a bit old too. So I actually had DoorDash as a sponsor at one point on the corner. - I know, that's why I was like, what am I supposed to say? - No, no, that's okay. But I'm saying in this case I saved this one 'cause it's about a bad DoorDash driver. - DoorDash seems like the wrong, it seems like a ding dong ditch. - So you're saying as a-- - Like a few dash from the door. - No, it's one that makes sense, like Postmates, I remember I said something about, I go, oh, I'm gonna get it on Postmates, my friend's like, what the hell is that? And he goes, oh, you mean seamless? Like they use that one like in New York. - Oh, seamless I used to, yeah, I used to participate. So many how at DoorDash driver is being accused of leaving his own feces inside a woman's drink after delivering it to her police say. Have you ever had a bad delivery? - I had a bad-- - One that rivals feces in your drink? - No, what happens is my apartment complex is confusing so people will sometimes just be lazy and instead of calling me, so if they'll just drop the food off at a random door and take a picture and then I have to, but it's almost fun. It's like, I haven't-- - You have to figure it out. - I have to be like, all right, the sun is coming in from this angle and it could be, and then I'm going up like every, and it's kind of fun. I actually don't hate that. - It's like, yeah, that's like a treasure hunt. - It's exciting and it's usually like crab legs or something like really indulgent that I ordered and I'm like, so excited. But I caught the guy just dropping it off somewhere and he was so guilty, it was really fun to see his face. He was so like, you know, it was like a good power moment for me 'cause he just really knew that he just had quit. - Yes, he just gave up. - And I saw it and I was like, ooh, I would have been mad at you. These are crab legs, my friend. I was like, I would have been mad at you. - I'm lucky whereas like, my door goes to the outside and the building across the way is basically a mirror image of what we have here. So when I open the door and it's not there, I just look across over the fence, but then I have to walk around the fence and everything. And then I feel weird, like, people are gonna see me and think I'm robbing the other-- - You're going so close to people's houses too. It's like, I never, like our apartments have stairs going up a lot of times. So it's like, you're really creeping into someone's space. - Right, right, if they have, 'cause I used to meet them in the streets, but then they were like, I was like, you know what? What am I doing? - I don't want to meet in the street. - Bring it to the, 'cause I was going to the street. Then I'm like, part of me was like, I'm giving him such a big tip. Bring it to the fucking door. - Yeah, and let me give you another tip, sir. Why don't you come to the door? - Yeah, I'll still give you a good tip, but I'm saying like, come to the door. I don't want to go out into the streets. - I don't even know. Don't just leave it, by the way. I don't want to be like, where's my food? - Oh, I don't mind that they can just leave it. - No, they can leave it. - No, bring the door, have the dog bark. - No, you got your notification. - I have the dog bark. I don't want it. - The picture will come, and then you go, it's there. - Or it's there. - Do you know what my problem was too? It's not that I was getting, I did get recognized a couple of times. - Oh, I don't like that. - I don't like that either. - It's like, this one, keep to yourself. Any other time you see me, and I'm not-- - One guy goes, you still live here? I go, what'd you think I was going to-- - Yeah, yeah, you should see my house at four. - I go, what the fuck does that mean? - I like to hear a roommate? - Yeah, yeah. - I ordered for one, man. - It was fucked up, but here's the, it's not even about, and it sounds douchey to be like, I got recognized. But like, this is where it really got cumbersome meeting them in the street and having the interaction was that I started getting repeat drivers. - Whoa. - Like the same person. - Very weird. - And I did not like that. I did not like the familiarity of the UberEats driver. - Well, for me, that would be devastating when they didn't shop. I'd be like, but we-- - Did you just know the name of the record? - When I was DVS went out of business by my house, I was at Donna, I went, Donna's gone, I don't see, this woman Donna, I saw her so much, I used to go in to see her, she loved Randy, she loved Todd, she'd always ask, I lost my Donna. - Yeah, Annie gets relationships with cashiers. - It was the, listen, it was the same week that Pat Zajak left, I mean, I was losing my mind, I was going out all my studies. You know, Pat Zajak and I are friends. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a thing. - We have a thing. - Yes. - We love him, I love his politics. - I don't even know what they are. - He's so right, but he's like climate denying, so like that's what he's so funny about it. This is why I like him so much. Like, I believe-- - If you're making LOLs, who cares? - Yes, exactly. - Giuseppe, his name is Giuseppe Goncalves. - That 22 was booked into the Davis County Jail on misdemeanor charges of serendipitous administration. I don't even know what the fuck that means. - If you name your kid Giuseppe, he is going to be leaving a turd in someone's water. - Listen to how, this is a guy shitting in a drink and this is what they call it on a court thing. - Oh, this poor baby, I hope she didn't take that sip. - A syrup tip, how do you say that fucker? - Serraticis. - Serraticis. - Serraticis, administration of a delirious substance. - Why are they writing like this? - Propelling a bodily, this is like the name of the crime that he was charged with. Propelling a bodily substance, reckless endangerment, obstruction of justice, property damage, less than $500 in creating a nuisance. On June 30th, a woman called into Centerville police claiming that she found human feces inside her soda. - That's a good frame. - After she drank out of it. - By the way, that's a good frame. - What do you mean? - To shit in your own cup. - Oh my God, that is a good frame. - That's a good frame. - They're not going to DNA, that shit. - Yeah. - They're not putting that type of money into it. - I don't like that, that's where you're mine one, that's terrifying. - Well, I would rather she did it to him. - Than who do it to her. - Because I'm not going to do that to someone, but someone could do that to me. - May I ask, and this is my complete ignorance and just lack of self-worth and value, no, no, no, I'm saying I would never open my drink to, I'd be like, there'd be ice and shit, I'd be like, you know what I mean? - I think what they're saying is she did sip it. - And it tasted like poop. - You know what that makes me think of? The Nathan for you, where he's trying to get them to make froyo that tastes like shit. That was like his big thing, which by the way, would have crushed some of these. - What does shit taste like? - But that's what I'm saying, it's got to taste like it smells, I mean. - Unless it smelled like shit. - It's so upsetting, it's actually so upsetting. - It smells like shit and then you open it and be like, there is shit in here. - I'm actually very upset, I'm actually very upset about this. - I'm saying like, how many times have I got got? You know what I'm saying, people could put their pews in and I go, oh, it's probably my arm hair. - Yeah, I don't think the shit, I don't think shit's happened. - Have I eaten shit? I don't know, have I eaten shit? - I think shit doesn't, I think shit happens very rarely. I think shit coming into it. I think Lougies and stuff like that. And if you don't know, my whole thing is, if I don't know what's happening, there's no crime. - That's what I say, that's what I just go complete blinders. How much come have I eaten? Probably a bunch. - By the way, mix everything in, like just mix it all in. - Yeah. - Mix. - This was in her drink though, and she says, so she found human feces inside her soda after she drank out of it. She told police, she ordered the drink from Wendy's, and the door dash driver picked it up and delivered it to her home. An officer confirmed her claims by observing the human feces inside her drink, she was like, yeah, that shit all right. And they put it probably in an evidence bag. According to the affidavit, the Wendy's employee said that the woman's drink was made, well, hold on, maybe I'll answer it. Made undisturbed and handed to the door dash driver without issue, security footage corroborates the employee's version of the events. - But they didn't take a sip? Like, what do we think was gonna happen? - What do you mean, they're gonna take a sip? - They're just making sure that no shit got put in it. - They're doing the security footage shows that no employee tampered with the drink before giving it to the gentleman. - Oh, I see, and in this, okay. - Yeah, so in the security footage, the affidavit reported that the door dash driver, later identified as, was his name, Giuseppe, looked into one of the fast food chain's bathrooms. Yeah, he asked about the bathroom, evidently, before picking up the victim's order. - What did this woman do to him? - Interesting. - What could she have possibly done to him? - Or did he just know that it was a woman and he's one of these guys that's like, oh, woman. - Wow, I'm glad you said that. I would've been in trouble if I said that. - I know, I'll say. - What do you think men just do that? I don't know, I just was saying-- - He was triggered by her being a-- - I'm always like, I don't say that again. - She's so pretty. - I need to shit her drink. - I love how sick your brain is that it goes to the bad ones too, even. - No, I mean, there are guys like that, that exist like that, that they get angered by, they get triggered by beauty. They're like, she's so pretty, I'm gonna be such a piece of shit to her. And then they go and they date these guys usually. After this, Giuseppe collected the victim's order and took it into the same restroom, he stayed inside with the food. That's egregious in itself. So not only did he put the poopy in the drink, he's just taking food into the bathroom. - And there's just two speckles in the air just getting in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did tell a story that was funny, I did say that to you about a girl who asked me to hold her beer before I went into the hockey game, bathroom, remember? - Yeah, I can't remember the story. - So this, I told Annie the story, I don't know if I told it on this podcast or on Behind the Genes, and this girl's lovely and we LOLed about it after the fact, but so this girl goes, will you hold my beer while I go to the bathroom? I'm like, sure. And the reason I was so weirded out by that is 'cause she ate my ass not but like 18 hours before that, it's like, so now you're worried about like-- - Was she chose your poo poo? - Yes. - Oh, I see what you're saying. - She's not choosing this bitch's poo, she's not lesbian, she don't want-- - I just figured she was like just a gamer type girl, game type girl. - But maybe she wanted you to hold it so that she had, she was hands free in the bathroom. - Could be, probably. I don't know, it just was-- - You were thinking of the poo place. - It struck me, yes, as like-- - Now, okay. - 'Cause I never was one of these people that like gives this shit about taking my beer into the bathroom. - I have a question, do any of these people have faces, pictures? - Who's that? - Involved in this story. - Oh, I don't know. - I wanna see what's-- - It's from the earlier prep sheet that we had, if you wanna see. - We have security footage from the victim's doorbell showing the guy Giuseppe delivering the food to her and driving away, according to the affidavit, he, the door dash account was deleted after delivery, so he deleted his door dash account. - He knew what he did. - He was like, well, I'm not getting the, yeah, he did. 'Cause he's like, I'm not getting a review about it and she can't like-- - And he thought she wasn't gonna remember who he was. - Yeah, she couldn't complain and remember who it was. - And he's like, I'll just work for like, seamless or something instead. - On Friday, the affidavit stated that Giuseppe's car was stopped by a west bountiful police officer for a traffic violation, prompting Centerville Police to conduct a roadside interview with the man. - They said it smelled like shit, it didn't smell like me. - After reading his Miranda rights in English and Spanish, he was denied being the person who delivered the food to the victim, saying that the person in the doorbell footage was not him. Centerville Police showed the man the Wendy security footage and he confirmed he was the one who picked up the food and delivered it to the victim. - I mean, it's Wendy's, you really buried the lead there. It was pretty-- - What was that? - I didn't know it was Wendy's, I wasn't listening. Oh my God, it was Wendy's? - Yeah. - Who cares, fucking Wendy's, you deserve a shit in your fucking drink. - Wendy's is great. - Wendy's is not great. - Wendy's chili is top tier. - If it's the chili, you definitely deserve the shit. (laughing) - Who knows, I probably spooned-- - That's a Wendy's, Wendy's is bringing shit with that right there. - Wendy's chili is-- - No, I still love Wendy's, I still love Wendy's. - Wendy's chili in a baked potato. - No, I still love Wendy's. I used to get the chili, the taco salad. The taco, oh yeah, that was a good one. During the interview, they interviewed the guy. He admitted to police that he went into the restroom with the victim's food, but he only took a piss. That's what he said. - This is so funny that this guy, he did not think he was gonna get in trouble for this. - I mean, it's so easy to trace back. But to have cops be like, "Did you do do in this cop?" Like, "Did you poo poo?" - Yeah, that's the thing, to have this be an interview. So-- - Do you think it was a Dr. Pepper? - Did you take the shit out of the toilet and then put it into the drink? - Does a Dr. Pepper feel like the perfect one? It's like a root beer float. - I imagine it'd be a sprite for some reason. And it's just clear. - For you can really see that, too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He admitted, so he said that he, they kept talking to him about it, talking to him about it. He said he reversed his statement and admitted to defecating, but denied doing anything of the victim's drinking. He's like, "Alright, did I shit in the bathroom?" - Yes. - I don't know, I was not in there. He's like a magician. He's like, "Actually." Is there, I mean, I would check the toilets. Is there something leaking? - Is this so funny? - And then, so they kept in interrogating him or whatever. And he said he didn't do anything of the drink, suggesting the victim was the one who put her own shit in the cup. Then he admitted to going inside the restroom, getting the food and drink, taking the order to the restroom, defecating, and then delivering the food, but was adamant that he did not place the poop into the drink cup. - Why is he admitting any of this? Just lie. - Well, that's because they probably had him under that bright light. They're like, "Were you taking a shit in there?" They go, "Alright, I shit, I shit in the bathroom." - They're like, "Do you want a soda? If you want a soda, you better tell us what you did to that lady's soda." - So after all that, he-- - Is that crazy we were just talking about pop and then we were talking about this? - Yes, did I say pop? - No. - Thank God. - I thought it was referring back to my hotel. - I would have left. - Why do you want to hear this story real quick before you leave? - Yeah. - Got one more. - No, no, no, I'm not trying to leave. Wait, can I say something that was really cute that you just did? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What? - When I was talking shit on Wendy's he went, "Wendy's is good." (laughing) Like it's your girlfriend Wendy, I'm talking shit on. No, no, I like Wendy's, I was just messing around. - Leave Wendy's. - I was just joshing, don't you dare. - But you weren't like that. You were like, "But it's good." - Wendy's is good. So this is from Luke Razzi-Suntissen. Josh Potter showed gmail.com. The thumb of a man in Washington, D.C. who authorities believe is dead. It was cut off to access his mobile payment app and steal money from him. People are doing this out there. They're literally stealing the thumbs of people to get into their, I thought that was just like stuff of minority report type sci-fi fiction. But here we are. - Why do you gotta bring race into it? - I, well, that's. - Minority. - I know, I didn't think of it. They didn't have many in that movie. - Really, that's what I'd like to report, actually. The body of this man. - There was not, let's just say the jimmies were rainbow. (laughing) - The body of facile tech-lomerium. - Don't take facile. - I don't even know how to say that name. I'm not gonna try. - Facile may be facile. - We're gonna call him general. - There's a guy named Facile on the challenge, my favorite reality show. And we call him Facile, but his name's Facile. - God, I wanna, we gotta get you on something where you can run an obstacle course. That's what all these things are. - Can you just, please tell the story. I try to tell the story all the time, when we're walking through the parking lot, we're in the road somewhere. And I just happened, for some reason, my 80s you just trailed us into the parking lot. Do you remember we were walking through the- - Oh my God, where were we? I don't remember anything that happened. - I know what you're talking about, but not really. - Okay, so we're walking, we're just like walking back from like a restaurant or maybe from the club to the hotel. - Yeah. - And I just veered, I just, I have ADD, and in ADD, sometimes you're just walking in a weird shaped line. I don't know where I was going, I don't know why we were not. - We were walking through a big, mall-type parking lot. - And instead of just walking where there's like- - Oh, it was Raleigh. - Was it in Raleigh? - From the club to the hotel. - Oh, yes, okay. And so, oh, that was actually really fun. Okay, so as we're walking, we're walking, rather than just going like the street or the sidewalk, where I have us walking like through the parking spots over the humps, like the lumps of grass. - Whereas between like, you know where the parking lot is like got like- - And then a little piece of grass. - And then it's also got like, it's got the things, you know, the concrete blocks so you don't drive them. - Yeah, so cars park, like just in their soul. - There's just so many things in the way. There's so many things in the way. And Josh goes, are you leading me on a blind guy obstacle course or something like that? - Yeah, 'cause we're walking through the parking lot. Imagine walking through- - I'm not noticing, by the way, I don't know what we're doing. I'm in Marsh, I'm on cement, I'm in Marsh, I'm on cement. I'm not noticing, I'm not paying attention to anything ever. I'm going up curbs, I'm going around bushes. I'm going in the night, by the way, in a dark parking lot. We could just go like 10 feet over here and walk on a straight street- - I just started wandering that way. - It was, and I just followed. - Well, I always think I'm following someone and then we're somewhere else. And I go, "Where are we here?" And people are like, "I was following you." And I'm like, "Oh." - That's so funny. Well, in this case, this guy got his thumb cut off and they're using it to- - I like it. - Use it. - Is this thumbs up or thumbs up? I give it a thumbs up. - Well, how long 'til they're cutting off faces to put on it and then they put on a little thing and then you can open a phone? - Well, maybe this is now we need to stop, start saying maybe we don't use the thumb. - Well, you know what, I don't use any of this shit. I don't use the face, I don't use the thumb. - They don't care. - People make fun of it. - People make fun of it. - People still cut your thumb up. - People can't believe that I don't use the face one. Like where you stare at it and it opens. I have a code, I type in the code every time I open my phone. People are like, "That's crazy." - Are you getting ready for that, Braille? - I guess, I don't know. I can just do it on like I can do without even looking. People think I'm insane and now I'm like-- - Well, the face thinks I'm infuriating. - Why? - When it doesn't capture the face. - Oh, hey, cool. - I have glasses, it's not like looking at my eyes. - I'm like, "Cool." - If I was in my minority report, those little spiders that come up to you and do it like, they wouldn't be able to check me, I have no retinas. Except this. - Wow. - I give them this eye and they can't, they're like, "I don't know what the fuck." - You have retina. - Yeah, exactly. - Nine. - Exactly, I just thought it was crazy that they're cutting thumbs off. - No, I don't like it one bit, I don't like it one bit. I don't like it, I say no. - Oh my God, can we play this video from-- - I'll say, you have to take my thumb off my dead bot. Oh wait. (laughing) - You are. - Oops, that's not it. Oh, you'd like that though. (dramatic music) That's the mind freaks on. - Love it. - Seem it. - Oh, 'cause I got purpose. - I don't know what it is. - Josh is there for my proposal. - That's my idiot man one. - Did we talk about what I had proposed on here? - Wait, what? - Remember what I got proposed to and the ring was the wrong size? - We didn't talk about it a little bit, we talked about Chris Angel. I told kind of the story, but I didn't-- - But the whole bus was filled with just people that loved me and know me, and everyone was like, "Ooh, I was so mad." Everyone was like, "Ooh." - Yeah, we were all like, "Annie, congrats." - And she was so, it was like-- - The fucking, by the way, I saw that ding dong, his name's heavy, he comes up to me, he goes, "You ruined my jewelry making Grego." "I know you ruined your jewelry making career." - Yeah, that's so funny. - How did I ruin it? When I told the truth that you didn't resize my-- - Annie had some guy named Hevey make her rings and he fucked it up and then naturally. And then Annie went on, which part was it Annie Wood? - Every podcast you've ever been on, and she torched this guy, and now he's like-- - Which I told him, I go, "I'm gonna torch you." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she told her. - Well, he said I probably gained weight and that's why I didn't fit it. It was a pinky ring. - It was crazy. - He's insane. - And Todd's was extra large, and it fell off in the lazy river and Todd and I. - Hi. - Of all of the friends to have with you, it's good it was you 'cause you're dedicated and you're a good friend and you're-- - Well, also I brought somebody, I had a guest with me who was also extraordinarily excited to have a task like this. - Yes, oh gosh. - And she went craze for it. But we found, there was a, the way we searched in the lazy river for Todd's engagement ring. The day he was supposed to propose. - Well, it's his dad's wedding ring, so he wears the wedding ring. - So it came off, we were like having the best time drinking, sitting in the, and we were about to get out and he got, Todd goes, that was a lot of fun. And then he goes, oh my God, my wedding ring's gone or whatever, my engagement ring. And so, now we're like, all right, so we're just walking around the, I'm checking the filters. - And it's packed, it's like summer, it's a shot. - And so like, word gets around the lazy river that Todd's looking for a wedding ring and there's a guy in there. - And it becomes a very active river. Everyone got off their facets. - Not exactly, but everybody, one man in particular goes, I'm here every weekend, I find shit in this thing all the time. - That's so funny. - And then he's, he's like, I found shit in a soda ones. - Get this though, at first Todd finds it. He finds it, right? - Which is amazing. - I found it and someone in an inner tube hits him and he drops it, like a cartoon. I go, we'll pick it up and he goes, it's gone. And then we couldn't find it for another hour. And this guy, we talk to you, he goes, I find shit in here all the time. We're like, oh, okay. And then sure enough, that guy goes, here you go dude, finds it. - It's when you're like ego is attached to like being known as something, you will make it happen. - I guess, but he's just like good at it. He just goes, I know where the ring's going, I know the crevice of this fucking thing. - That's so funny. - But so this is another incident that happened in a Walmart, Walmart has some wild shit go on in it. I just was in one recently. - The thumb was Walmart. - He was like, what's that? - The thumb was Walmart. - No, this is a different story. But Walmart's when I go, I like going in them. I haven't been in one in a minute and I went to Joshua Tree and before we stopped in the Walmart and there's just a vibe. - I hate a Walgreens 'cause it's not Walmart, you know what I mean? I'm like, don't have such a similar name and not be what I want. Walmart is good. Walmart's one of those places where you're like, I didn't really get anything I've ever needed here. - Anything ever, and it's just vibes. There's heightened vibes. You got people from all over the earth on there. There's all people from all walks of life in there. And then you got some, I swear, I had the best at Walmart in Joshua Tree. There was a woman who was like, Doritos, huh? Like when you get something and then they're the greeders. She autistically examined everybody's bags as they went out and had something pithy to say. - You like that? - About something in the car. I thought it was sweet. - Okay, because if I'm telling you this story, you're not like in the person? - No, I go, oh, what a nightmare. But like also like in that moment, it's a Walmart far, far away. I go in that, in that moment, I accepting of it because it's, I'm in her world. She's not in mine. Anyways, also dastardly things occur in a Walmart as we've documented on the subject. - I love Josh's vocabulary. - Please, let's watch the video. - Is this Marty Pence? - Facing charge is accused of exposing himself to customers in a Walmart parking lot. - Did you show his thumb? - And then a Webster drove to the winner Haven Walmart on Cypress Gardens Boulevard two separate times. And then in the last two weeks, please say he parked beside the vehicles where the female victims were sitting. Webster would take off before officers arrived. But once he was tracked down, he admitted to being at that Walmart, telling deputies who would drive around the parking lot to quote decompress. But your Haven PD believes there could be more victims. If you may have been a victim of this type of crime, give them a call. - I have been a victim of this type of crime. - I'm gonna start calling jerking off decompressing. - Oh shit. - I have been a victim of this crime. - How many times have you seen a dick in a parking lot? - I mean, unwillingly. - Not a parking lot, not a parking lot. But jogging, subways, oh, subways. - Subways like a lot. - Subways, I mean, I've seen them a lot in the subway. I remember. - So changed. - When I had an office job here in LA, I take the subway every day to work. And there would be crowded trains where people standing remotely, where I just see a hobo just like casually, not even like, I guess it would have been less jarring if it was aggressive, but he was casually stroking his dick. - And I see that like-- - It's un-homed house. - I mean-- - It's un-housed. - What did I call it? - Do you respect this jerping offer? - Did I say hobo? - You said hobo. - Oh, I see you. - But hobo's good. - Hobo's cute. - Hobo's cute. - Hobo's going back so far that it's-- - I think they should accept hobo. - Hobo's like a cartoon character. - Exactly. - It's like, it makes them like a fun little-- - No, but I always think it's so funny. Like, I remember when Ezra Miller, who by the way, I just met on Pauli Shor's podcast. - Okay. - Ezra Miller's not a musician. But Ezra Miller was like getting in all this trouble for whatever mood disorder he has, where he's freaking out in public and stuff. But he had gone, he had become non-binary at that time. I'm assuming he's not, I'm just hoping he's not, so I don't have to try to do this. But the rig of my role that they're going through to try to respect his-- - Pronouns? - Pronouns in the article about how he was throwing chairs into walls, and it's so funny. I just be like, once you're like, you know-- - You're like-- - Once you're exposing yourself in public-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna call you a hobo. - Yeah, you're not getting the PC term. - Yeah, you don't wanna be called a hobo, get a house. - Yeah. - Moving somewhere. - Get a hobo. - I think hobo's cool. - What does hobo stand for? - I have no idea, but it's like, I picture you riding a train. You have a big deal with a stick. - No, you have the stick, yeah. - You're eating a hot dog over a fire, hobo's fun. - Homeward bound, hobo's sweet. - You know what you should also look up? And we should bring these back. - Hobo stands for-- - Type in the hobo code. Type in the hobo code. - But you wanna know why I like that and why maybe the-- - I wanna see some symbols, look at that. - Because now it's offensive to assume that homeless people want to have a home. - When I was like eight, I tried to memorize these. - This is the hobo code? - Yeah, like, so say you're a hobo, right? And you're taking the trains all around and you stop in a town and you go, I wonder what's for me in this town? This is how a hobo that went there before communicates. - Do you know what annoys me about this? - No attempt to come into society. Just trying to stay. - It's not about coming into society. It's moving town to town to find which one meshes with you. Maybe I find an opportunity here. Maybe I find a little grift over here. Maybe I chisel someone over here, you know? This'll tell you the hobo code will let you know this town's not for us. - So as a kid, you were aspiring to be a hobo. - No, no, no, I wasn't aspiring. I just wanted to see a symbol and know what it was. I thought I was like learning calligraphyers. - Again, this is a weird pre-brill thing. - See, like read some of them at the top. There's like ones that's like animals are here or something. I mean, they got one for everything. - There's a little drawing of a bird. - There's a free telephone. - Oh my God, you get a free telephone. - But also, you could make these things like either look like a phone. - Yeah, but you don't want regular people with money in houses to know what the hell you're talking about. So then they go. - I like when they say her boobs are not the right shape. She has asymmetric boobs. - Yeah, what do those asymmetric boobs mean? - Yeah, what does it say? - Ill-tempered man lives here. (gasps) - Yeah, so that means there's a guy here that's a little off his rocker. He's kind of a- - He's going around slashing up the hobo. - You never know. You never know. Ill-tempered means like you get a little angry about your being around. - You guys, homework bound is so cute. - What's the two parallel lines there? There's some cool. Give me some wild ones. - Two parallel lines says the sky's the limit. This, what do you mean? - The sky's the limit. That means you could become John Jay Rockefeller in this town. That's a good one. That's those lines. Got to find that. - There's one that has like a cartoon woman with a bunch of little triangles next to it. And that's a kind woman lives here. Tell a pitiful story. Let's go. Yeah. - Wow. - No, there's a couple ones there. They tell you what kind of like grift to have. They go, tell a, tell a sob story here and you'll get some, you'll get some sympathy. - Am I that? What do you mean? - Well, even though I seem like a bitch. Am I the one? Like they come tell me, if they're hobos, no. If you smell bad, get the fuck away. - No, no, no, you have changed. - You don't accept people like that, but if like say somebody comes around. - I like when they have a job. Like if they have a job, they talk to them. But by the way, if you're doing all this, you can get a fucking job. You can get an engineer. - No, more people can grift you. It's like, tell her your resume. That's what they'll do in the, that'll be how they get you. Like in the thing, they'll be a symbol like, tell her your resume. - Tell her you're not a hobo, tell her a fake resume, and she'll hire you on the spot. - Tell her you think she's funny. I actually had a home, this is actually so crazy. I was doing "Man on the Street." I was doing "Man on the Street." And this guy, I couldn't help his homeless, they're not until I looked at his shoes. You can always talk about, they're always duct taped on or something. And then he got closer and he reeked and he'd been homeless for a while. The way he got on my "Man on the Street" is he goes, I love your comedy. Like a full homeless man. - You said that? - I love your comedy, I go, I go, you don't know my comedy. He goes, he reminded me of an old joke that I'm bringing back now that I forgot about where he said I can't, I just found out I can't be a mother. 'Cause I look bad with short hair. - That's how long ago he had a computer. - I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like, what does he know this from? It wasn't like I ever did that on TV. Like, I don't know where this man-- - Julie said like on an album? - I know, I don't know what he knew this from. - I spent my last dollar to see you at the Irvine improv. - I know, I'm like, this is crazy. So then that happened, but then Jeff Ross had a clip of when we did David Spade together. He was talking to this homeless guy. And like, I'm telling you, homeless, okay? Like in a pile of trash pops up and Jeff Ross is like, oh you watched, 'cause I guess he yelled out to him, I saw you and David Spade. And so then he's filming and he goes, who was your favorite? He goes, I like the lady, the woman. - Oh. - And I'm like, this is crazy. I have a-- - Got a hobo fan. - I got hobo fans. - He can call them way worse shit than hobo, I imagine. You know? - Well, you know what I won't call them? Late for dinner, 'cause they're not invited. (laughing) - Yeah, they got, say a sob story, give a pity story, give like an old war story sometimes. - The owner is out, that fucked up. - I wanted to think of, I was thinking about getting one of these as a tattoo. - That's a cool idea, but also I don't, you know what I want you to get a tattoo of? - What? - A rich person's coat. - They got a rich person coat? - It's called the Illuminati. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all like fucking-- - It's a triangle. You just accidentally get like a lesbian tattoo thinking it's a Illuminati. - I don't even think, you know, hobo's don't even talk like that anymore. They probably all got their fucking cell phones. They got a cricket plan. - Some drugs? - I am like, what, the hobo's in my neighborhood. I just wanna make sure we're being really saying it. - Real quick, type in homeless person playing NCAA 25. I saw somebody be like, this homeless man has a better setup than I do. I was like on TikTok or whatever. I wanted to sleep with him. - No, it doesn't annoy you where you're like, just, we all have to be inside. - It doesn't annoy me. I think it's hilarious how cheap TVs are now. Like even homeless people can have a TV, you know, it's crazy. - Where'd they get the set ups and stuff? I don't understand where they're getting the internet. They're just stealing the internet, I guess. - I saw a guy plugging into a light, like a light pole. There was just an outlet there. He goes, "Gedunk?" And he had a whole camp up setup, crazy. I don't think we're gonna be able to find it. But I found there was a homeless person playing NCAA 25, which just came out. - Well, the homeless people my neighbor to have full RVs. - I'm sure it's not on the internet. - I'm like, how are you homeless if you have an RVs? - I'm sure it's not on the internet. - Well, the RVs, the guy gets in a fight with his girlfriend, she lights his RV on fire. Okay, so there's just this charred RV for so long. - How do you know the domestic situation of it? - The lady at the coffee shop told me, see, if you can talk to people in the neighborhood, you find out what's going on. And so, but then it was just like this burned, it looked like a float from a parade, and it was just charred, and it was there for forever. And then they cleaned it, and then immediately the guy was back with another RV. I'm like, are you the richest person alive? Like, what is going on? - Oh, yeah, I got insurance on it, right? - How do you, where does the insurance bill go? - I don't know, is that like your rent is the insurance money? It's like Valley Cheaper, right? - I don't know. - I don't fucking know how-- - I don't know how people do anything. - Yeah, I mean, I make X amount of dollars, and I live the same way I did when I made $25,000, I can't believe it. - The Uber driver can't either. - It's crazy. - Annie Letterman.com/shows-- - Instagram. - Oh yeah, tell everybody of those, I was gonna read your date through. - Twitter, I remember that, Twitter, X. - X, it's called now, the kids. - It's my X, I'm not on it anymore. I'm on YouTube. - Instagram. - Annie Wood is on YouTube, every Thursday. - It's been doing wonderfully. - It's very fun, it's a great show, come join us. We got a Patreon if you're annoyed with the beeps. - Yeah, yeah, that's an interesting endeavor. August 30th through 31st, she's gonna be in Toronto, then she's gonna be in Eugene, Oregon for one night, September 12th, September 13th to Coma, Washington. - This week in Arizona, he skipped it for some reason. - It wasn't on there. - Oh, I'm sorry, Irvine by the way, the 19th and 20th. - But is it coming out by then? - Oh yeah, that's-- - Josh, you're coming with me on Friday right tomorrow? - I can come tomorrow, yeah. Phoenix, sorry, Phoenix, Arizona, July 25th through 27th. - What else are you gonna be doing, except sweating? - Come sweat with me. - Oh, come on out, Irvine, California. By the way, I am going to be on the road, I'm going to be all over the place coming up here, and I'm gonna be in Dallas this very weekend, the 25th and 26th, or excuse me, the 26th, 27th, just like Annie's gonna be in Phoenix. I'm gonna be in Dallas, Dallas Comedy Club. August 15th, I'll be in Omaha. August 16th and 17th, I'll be in Des Moines. 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