[Music] Gryth Park made it. [Music] That was pretty good. [Music] [Music] Oh boy, Sarah Weinstein doing the coughing to start today. Hell yeah, what's up? How are you? Uh, we'll talk to you in a second. I gotta tell these people what's up. Thejoshpotter.com is where you can go and find out where you're going to see the Roach Live. Coming up on the 26th and 27th Dallas Comedy Club. Then after that comes August. I don't know if you know how calendars work. But boy, oh boy, so much in August. We've got Omaha on the 15th of August, 16th and 17th Des Moines, Iowa. Then the 24th of August, you got Boston. Laugh Boston. So go to thejoshpotter.com. Check out all the dates. There's even some beyond that into September. We're cooking up some October. So go check out the website and also sign up with your email. And I don't email you for anything other than to tell you when I'm going to come to where you live. So please to be doing that, join the email list. 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She's coming to Atlanta. I am. She's coming to Jacksonville. Tell them when and when. I am coming to Atlanta, Georgia on August 7th. I'll be headlining the punchline. And then on August 8th, I will be at Jackson, Florida. Jacksonville, Florida. Jacksonville. Jacksonville, Florida at the comedy zone. Jacksonville. And then as always, Skankfest baby. The shankster, not a, the old baby is not a Jacksonville type, but I know some roaches out there are. So just go see Sarah in Jacksonville. Please come see the old baby in Jacksonville. And report on us because we got to know how that goes. It's going to go great. I can't wait. I can't wait. The people of Jacksonville. Do you remember that video? See if you can pull that up real quick while Sarah and I catch up. The Jacksonville Jaguar fan. You know what I'm talking about? We played it on the show many, many moons ago, but she's an ancient Jacksonville Jaguar fan from back in the day who discusses their playoff chances. She's famous. Let's see. It's just a. Is it this lady? Oh, it sure is. She's on every video. Her name is Roberta. Play it for us. She wants to see the old baby needs to know what kind of people she's going to. Oh, Marty out. No, you're going to like. This is your. This is who's going to come watch you when you go for four more. I can't wait. And she's. This is my by the way, salt to the earth, my type of people. Keep coming to the shows. The Josh Potter.com. Yeah. It does. I hope the verdict comes. Go ahead. Not really for Sarah. But let me draft in the entire NFL. Are you surprised to hear that? Certainly not the first year we took it to the limit. And I was in Miami when my new beach house. Well, it was a couple minutes from the. It's been 20 years since that. Dude. The awareness of her just going like my new beach house. You know, she tells her friends to be choss, but she had a moment of consciousness when she was on the camera. She goes, well, it's a few minutes from. Keep going. She gets better. Oh, we've been strong. We're just playing by the rules. You can't have a newcomer come in. And steal a show. No. I'm so menacing. I'm scared. Would it have? That makes me scared of Jacksonville. I thought it was going to be like a nice lady. Roberta is horrifying. Roberta, you're my type of lady. Come on out. Let's have a beer. Take care of it. I just love. What? No, I just love the idea of Sarah in Jacksonville. It's my favorite. So please go. Why? Because it's funny to me. Valley girl in Jacksonville. Jacksonville. You've never been. No. Well, Sarah doesn't. You've never been to Jacksonville. I've been to entertain the people. And this has nothing to do with you in particular, Jacksonville. Sarah has this opinion about pretty much all of the United States of America. So why would I go? I just listed my calendar. It sounds like a nightmare. Oh, huh. Yeah. I heard Omaha. I checked out. What about Des Moines? I mean, that's another one. These places. These are the roaches places. Every time I say something necessarily, she gets physically, we're almost went to Minnesota, just the state of Minnesota. She goes, why? We got to get the old baby out in the Midwest. The old baby wants to be on Broadway, baby. It's like there's the old baby on Broadway, the old baby. I'm going to make the old. In Miami. The old baby. When I start moving some tickets down the road, it's still going to happen for me someday. When I start, no, I'm going to take the old baby. I want to be in Jacksonville. Where do you think you're going to go? Don't know. What do you think? That's my point. I don't know. You could be selling out arenas. What cities are there that you think you're going to go to? That I like? Yeah. You think Chicago is like, you're like, oh no. Chicago is better than Jacksonville. I already know it. Based on your reactions. You haven't been there. You haven't been there. I already know. Based on reading your energy when we talk about the two. Well, I mean, you're like, I would die in Chicago. I want to go to Chicago. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say you said last time I did your podcast. Wait, you're going to die? No. I mean, when you're inching closer to death, you're going to go to Chicago for the end. I wouldn't mind. That's what you said last time I did this podcast. You know, as far as cities I died, Jacksonville doesn't not make the list, maybe. You want to die next to a Roberta? If I were to take, if I were to rank cities in Florida, I put Jacksonville kind of up there because they're my people. You put Miami. That's your place. I've never been there, but yeah. You've never been to Miami. I've never been to Miami. What part of Florida have you been to? None. This is going to be my first time. And it's Jackson. Well, be nice to her, Jacksonville. That's hilarious. The first time I'm sorry. Well, yeah. Tell them to be nice to me. No, it's going to be fun. I mean, listen, I think Miami, right? Isn't that where the Versace Manor was? You think that's where your people are? That's where Mommy got belongs. So if you had to rank United States cities, please, please give me, I know at least the top two. Okay. What are they? But what could they possibly be beyond that because you've got Chicago solo. Because L.A. Well, duh. And then New York. L.A. New York. Okay. That's where the old baby wants to be. Don't divide it. There's a whole giant country. Okay. Okay. I wouldn't mind. I heard Montana's pretty. Sarah. What? You're asking me. You've never been there, though. No. Colorado. I mean, there's a lot of pretty stuff out there, but would you live there? Colorado. Colorado's a big state Denver, then? I think so. You've never been to Denver? No. I've never been to Denver. What cities have you gone to? Seattle. Hi. And what do we think? Yeah, it's a little depressing. Portland. Portland. Yeah. Yeah. What do we think? A little depressing. I was fucking some guy in Portland that had to sit in front of one of those sun lamps. And I said, yeah, no, I'm back. I'm going back to L.A. Where the sun just shines. See, I like that the clouds are my son. So when I go up there, I go, ooh, a gray day. Oh, not me. And when it's sunny out, I go, ooh, I push the blinds back together. I love Hawaii. Okay. I mean, that's the old baby doing a residency in Hawaii, baby. I mean, it's just such an odd choice of occupation to choose one in which you have to travel to go to some, I love going name me a city and I go, the closer it is, the harder he gets. There's one city in the world that I just failed. No, New Haven, Connecticut can get fucked. That's the only one. What happened to you there? I just didn't enjoy it everywhere I went. I felt like I was at the DMV. That's how I felt in Tacoma. Tacoma is not, it's not Seattle, but it's, and it's right there. I mean, it's like, oh, no, it makes Seattle look like fucking heaven. Tacoma. I kind of like it. It's vibes. It looks like Old West. Tacoma? A little bit. I don't know. I did 24 hours there. I said, yeah, I won't be coming back. It doesn't look like Old West. I'm going to get roasted for that. I've been getting, people are really up my ass. They, all of a sudden, I don't know if you have to go back to episode number four of this here program, but I do recall telling people right off the bat, this is not a fact show. We are not about facts. What do you think people are fact checking? We are not. I'm not, I'm never claimed. I'm not Joe Rogan or any of these people that can come out here and spout. I'm leaving. I can't spout information. I don't, I read stupid books. I mean, books that have nothing to do with making more intelligent. What books do you read? I'm reading a lot of Bukowski lately, which is affecting my writing, which is in not a good way. But also, just talking about how you're getting drunk at the post office. I'm reading a French, exactly. I'm reading a French romance novel to see if I can learn some new words, but I, I can't even say the name of the book. I don't know how to say it. A French romance novel? Yeah, that's right. It's a little, I can't even, I don't know how to say, I'm not going to try to say the name of the book. Is it horny? You can't get me. It's a little horny. Is that why you're reading it? Is it no? Or is it like, no, it's kind of old. It's very old, actually. It's paperback. Well, what's this new? What's this horny French bug you're reading? It's a, I can't think of it. Type in L-A-S. He doesn't know how to say it. I don't want to say it. L-A-S space, C-A, shit out of you. L-A-S. Oh God. Now type French something, type in French, and then see what comes up. God, it's right out there in the fucking... We have to know. Do you like the author's name or anything? Dude, you think I would, now I look like a real stooged. He's like... It's not like Madam Bovary. I don't know. Madam Bovary. He did reference Cyrano to Bergerac a few podcasts to go, so like, this tracks for what we've been doing recently. I can't believe you're reading a French romance novel. You're such a multidimensional here. It's right out there. Can you just go out there? Be careful. There might become on it. No, there's no... Why would there become on your French romance novel? Why would there become on it? I don't know. I don't know. It's in that little... It's in the bookshelf right there, right? Left, left. There you go. Look down, it's thin and white and a paper back. Is it horny? It's slightly horny. Okay. It's horny in a way where it's like, the breast was... Exp... Exposed. The lady in the Camellias? Yes! The lady. I don't know why I said, I was going to say Las Camellias. The lady of the Camellias? Here you are. Let me see. It's just the... I'm trying to like, learn flowery language. I thought this would help, but it's really not. It's pretty basic, actually. Yeah, get fucked, Alexander Dumont. Yeah, I mean, it's Alexander Dumont, right? Yeah. Yeah. So take a look at that. Oh, the character's name is Margarit. Margarit's... It's a class... I heard it was a classic. I read it was a classic. I'm trying to be smart. So again, this was a whole big roundabout way of showing. I'm not a smart guy. I never claimed to be and I never would. I'm trying my best out here though, all right? You know, I'm trying to be cultured. He's written a lady of the Camellias, so... I'm doing some Alexander Dumont shit. How do you know? It's a French romance novel. Yeah, so I should read something maybe a little more factual about... People are up my ass about the thing I said about the old ranges. The Pew Pew ranges. I don't want to say the G word, because we'll get... That's how... I'll say it. YouTube is gay. I'll say that. Get G word. But they won't let me say the G-U-N word. They won't. No, I mean, they get mad at you. And so I was talking about the ranges, you know, where you go and issue. And it's 100% type in the buddy rule at gun ranges. It's an actual thing. People are like, "That's not a real thing. You can go to..." Of course, maybe some of them don't have this. But this is what I was discussing. I didn't say everyone. I said, "I don't know. I don't go to these things." And I said, "A person told me about this." All right? You fucking nuts. What's the buddy rule? That's where you have to go to a gun range with a person so you don't... On a live yourself? Yes, exactly. Oh, that's dark. That's what we do here. Anywho, let's give you some sports. Actually, halt. I got so sidetracked by my cry for my plea to let people know that I'm not smart that I forgot. We have breaking news. I mean, it is... Oh, shit. I mean, it is the biggest story in the world right now and I'm sure, you know, exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. What? I have no idea. Well, I was hoping you were going to assume it was the... Trump? It's not. The terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. That was his drive. We had a seaman terrorist, folks, that so many people sent me. It was out of this world. Thousands. Literally thousands. DMs. Emails. Instagram. DMs. Tags. Okay. The most prolific. Maybe the 9/11 of seamen terrorism here. I don't know about this. It happened in Philadelphia, folks, and boy, oh boy. Fucking nut it up. Whoop. We got a whole... We got a video. Let's play the video here while I figure out how to navigate my article. Look, he fucking nutted on my fucking leg. He nutted on my leg. A 35-year-old man was accused of ejaculating on the leg of a female dollar store employee in Philadelphia prompting... I was wondering if it was the dollar store. Yes, exactly. Prompting hometown rapper Meek Mill to order a manhunt for the sicko. Did you know that? I don't know. Meek Mill is getting involved. Is free now, right? Meek Mill is out. Hey. Is he out of jail? I don't know. Was Meek Mill just in jail putting out bounties on seamen terrorists? I like it, frankly. I think he should be recused of his crimes. I think he should be back out there because... He was released five years ago. Oh, thank God. He's up to date with the Meek Mill. Last week I had coming off a crazy acid trip and I felt like I was really on one. The day I feel like I'm like behind my own eight-ball, we'll see. I'm not like all that. I'm like, "Oh, Meek Mill? Was he out of jail?" Oh, five years ago? Okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened five years ago? Oh, I've been in a bubble of my own time. Okay. Sounds good. Thank you. Anywho. You've been busy rating French romance novels. The indecent assault happened last month according to police. The video footage of the suspect Gary Miles fleeing the store on June 23rd has gone viral. And I did. Like I said, I got this sent to me. I wanted to like flush it out and get to the bottom of it. And I'm glad I did because now Meek Mill put out a bounty for this man. And after seeing the footage, Philly rapper Meek Mill took to X and he offered up $2,000 for any information leading to the suspect's identity. Isn't that funny? That's not a real substantial amount of money to offer up for information about a crime. It's like, "Seaman terrorist, yeah, two G's will cover it. I think that's good. He only knotted on her leg and not inside of her." It was on her leg of the Dollar Tree, so 2,000. How do you adjust it? If it was maybe a Nordstrom? 8,000. I just wish I could know. I mean, I said this so many times when it comes to the Seaman terrorists and maybe I'll never know because this proves I'm not a terrorist and this is a mind of a sick individual. How do you conjure up a nut and then shoot it on someone without them even knowing you're gathering one up? You know what I'm saying? Your horny as hell. I mean, what's the fastest you've ever seen a guy come? Have you seen him go pretty quick? Yeah. Like real like, "Oh my God, that's crazy." Yeah. Yeah. See, I wish. I wish I just had a head nuts falling out. Like you just put it in and it didn't come. What? I've had that. Where it just goes the second it's inside? Yeah. No. Yes. That sucks. Yeah. That's not even fun. Sucks for me too. Well, it sucks for everyone involved. That's... And then you're like, "Ew. Can you get off of me?" I've only been on the other end of the spectrum where it's like, we're starting to create fire due to friction because it's been too long and they're like, "Well?" And I'm like, "I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong." I just disappeared. Yeah. It's not you, I swear. It's not you. I just... I don't even... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I go off somewhere. Let's play manhunt with him today and filly some community service. I got two bands for his low. You got to connect. Okay. I'm going to translate to what I think he's asking. What he's saying here, you see, he's saying, "Let's play manhunt today." That means we're going to catch this person in Philadelphia. I got two bands. I got two bands for his low means. Money. I've got $2,000 for the location of the suspect. Yeah. We're a fucking hip. But you got to connect. That means please to be reaching my contact information. Amen means goodbye. Thank you. Please release surveillance photos showing Miles entering the store wearing a black T-shirt featuring a candy cane in the words, "It's not going to lick itself." No. He was wearing a shirt that said, "It's not going to lick itself." And it sure isn't there. Ooh. That's the guy right there. It ain't going to lick itself. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Yeah, but it's a candy cane. It's not a... If it was a picture of a shirt... What do you know? You know what it meant. It was a penis on it. Or a shirt. I want a picture of a shirt. I want a shirt with a picture of a penis on it that says it's not going to lick itself. That would have been something. Ugh. Ugh. I don't like it. And then she's like, "He nutted on me. It was funny when she kept saying nutted." It was wild that she kept repeating that like a child who was like, "He hit me." You know what I'm saying? "He nutted on me." "He nutted on me." Go back and play that again. Let's watch it. Whenever you get the chance, he turned himself in on Thursday, by the way, and has been charged with indecent insult, indecent exposure, open lewdness, and harassment charges. Did he get the 2000? That's great. I think he might have turned himself in because he knew Meek Mill put the hit out, and maybe he thought he could get the 2G's himself, and that would cover some of his eventual legal fees. Let's watch it again. There he is right there. It's not going to lick itself. It's on the front of that shirt. Okay. Look. He fucking nutted on my fucking leg. You're going to help, man. You're going to get a... Oh my god. They blared the cum. He nutted on my leg. He nutted on my leg. If you're the man who asked what happened, you go, "Sorry, I asked." I mean, what do you say to that? Like, he, the man's like, "Oh, my Lord. Maybe he hit that woman. Maybe he's..." But then he's like, "He nutted on my leg." He goes, "That was a level in which I wasn't expecting to encounter." Do you need a cum rag, is the next question? Like, yeah. Do you want me to wipe? Like, that's basically, out of all the sexual crimes, I know we raised plenty of awareness to seem in terrorism. But that just seems like when you can just go like, "All right, I mean, it is an absolute violation. Don't get me wrong." It's like you're wiping someone's dead babies off your leg. All right. Like, it's already weird when you're wiping the cum off of someone off your body from someone that you love. Now you're talking about a rogue man in the dollar store? Yeah. Uh-uh. And then I'm like, "Who knows what's in his semen?" I don't know what he had for dinner. No, she sounds as devastated as it feels appropriately, that's insane. Yeah. No, of course. I'm sorry. Thanks, guys. I mean, she's excited. I was just saying, like, at the end of the day, she's running around with it on her leg, I would have wiped it off before I was, like, pointing to it and telling strangers. Anyhow. What do you wipe it off with? You got a whole dollar store full of shit to wipe it off with. You kidding me? Oh, boy, folks. Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by the AutoBlo. That's right, folks. Are you sick and tired of having to wrangle a partner at the end of the evening to get your blowjob? Well, no more. Do you have that issue? Use the AutoBlo, the blowjob machine. No more toothy, lame blowjobs from prude ladies. You get the AutoBlo now. And with its AI data, it takes from hundreds of hours of blowjob videos. It syncs right up to your free porn library. 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Now people are out there probably Ella Welling or spinning their breakfast out of their mouths or whatever the hell you happen to be doing. Maybe you did a spit take. My favorite Patriots. It's because he was the worst one they've ever had. He was. Yes. And we beat them quite often. Just kind of ruined the tenure of Bill Belichick and everything else and just kind of brought the empire to its knees. So he is my favorite for those. And I did get caught someone who it was Nate Welch, funny comic. He saw me go get a picture with Mac Jones and he was like, look at this trader over here taking a picture with a Patriots player. But you see, I don't do it with the good Patriots. I do it with the ones that brought that this guy might as well be a bills player for all line. You know what I mean? He does have his Mac 10. By the way, Jacksonville Jaguar now you can go see him down there. He'll be down there. Jacksonville Jaguars. The worst player of all time. He's the backup. You know, he's not the worst player of all time. He just brought the legacy of the Patriots to rubble. Screeching hole. What's up with his chain? It says Mac 10. He has to show everyone that's how somebody guessed. I think it was, I forget who was up earlier than me, that knew it was him. And I didn't, I didn't hear it. So I didn't know until I got off and I saw him outside. And I was like, were you in the original room and goes, yeah, I was like, that's crazy that Mac Jones watched me basically like try a couple new jokes and stuff. But it was, um, it was a really fun set and a good one. Why does it look like he's holding a drink? That's not there. He's doing a four and we don't know what the four means. What? I don't know what it's like this. It's like four. I really thought he had a drink until you mentioned it. It looks like he has holding a phantom drink. I have a, I have a Bernie in my hand there if you go down a burning cigarette. Yeah. I didn't realize that was a nickname for. I don't know. I just made it up a little bit. I have a button in my hand. I got a cigarette. I call it sick still, but I'm wearing my, it's like, yeah, I have Megan the stallion on my now. That's pretty funny. I found that in a thrift store. Anyhow. No, that's so crazy. It was a wild moment and I wish you were there. Yeah, I'm glad I wasn't. I'm glad that I got to hear about it this way. You miss all the celebs. Is that a celeb? You're like, you miss all the celebs. I'm like, do we, you know what a celebrity is? I mean, to me, it's a celeb. What a national championship with Alabama Crimson Tide. I'd rather see Cash me outside girl. So would I. Frankly. I saw her at the, at the hair salon once. What? Mm hmm. Oh boy. I wish she like. She was wild. She looks pretty hot. I mean, I can say that now she's 20. She just had a baby. Yeah, exactly. You're like, so it's safe. Yeah, I was like, that's not actually a very good metric at all for that. That's true. Anyhow, let's go talk about what's going on here in the Copa America, Alex, tell me what this tournament is. I know you know better than I do. The Copa America, all of the continents have a soccer tournament between their national teams. Right. So like the European teams all play each other at the Euros, which also just happened. And Copa America is all of the teams from North, South and Central America. And they had the championship event, was it between Brazil and Argentina? It was a, it was a final match between Argentina and Colombia. Colombia. Sorry, Colombia. I confused your jerseys for Brazil. And who won? Well, before we even get into who won, because that wasn't the story at all. The game, the game almost didn't happen. I mean, it was a crazy situation to the point where like I started seeing news come up, crop up about a videos of people bum rushing the gates. I mean, they had an, like, you know, you have a capacity at your stadiums. These people did not care boo about having a ticket or not. They wanted to get in, no matter what, hell or high water. People were rushing the gates. They thought if they bum rushed it, they security can't stop us all. It's like a black Friday sale. Exactly. But with, but with so many more people and, you know, ravenous people, people were, I mean, and this is in Miami. This is at the heart. I've been to the stadium many times. I mean, it's like wild. I was like watching and I was watching and I was like, oh, that's crazy. Where's that happening in some South American country? And it's like, no, it's happening in Miami. And I was like, Jesus, and they had no way of like, why? I thought it was because FIFA was going to like Qatar and shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. That there would be things like this that happen where it's like not well run. But this is happening in America where we've dealt with stadium functions our entire lives. What is it about? It's crumbling. No, but I don't know if you've ever seen this. No, but it does. This part of it shouldn't. And it's like, what is it about soccer that yields this type of like insane, like you can't even hold a game in a stadium without like people acting so crazy. It's covered in blood. Yeah, not only like he's in Gaza because that's the thing. The whole thing looked like they were like rushing for aid at the shores. I mean, it was. It does look like that. And they were they were climbing through the ventilation systems. We have videos of multiple videos here. I want to. Climbing through the ventilations. Yes, to get into the stadium. Look at this going on here. People are getting into the cold America through the ventilations, they're like rats. What is going on here? What the heck do you have video of just the gate entrance to? I mean, just the like sheer terror. There's like families at this thing. And people are just like storming in as if it's like, and I mean, it does have little, I mean, I guess I say I'm like, America, we're better than this. But then again, people are doing this a target to get a black Friday television. Yeah, exactly. Although now they just do it online to each other and they call each other terrible slurs in their cues for black Friday shopping. Okay, what is this the? Yeah, this is just a super kind of a bunch of the footage, but it's all the people like crushing up against the gate and then they keep trying to let some people in. And it's like, what do you do? Shoot them? I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know what the like what they were supposed to do. It's just so many people. It's like insane. The lack of. People look insane. Look, they're passing out from the heat. It's like, just watch it at the game at home, bitch. They're not passing out from the heat. They're passing out from being crushed. Go home. Have a nice beer on the couch. Get in your sweatpants. Please. This is like a fear of mine being trampled in. Yeah, this is why I don't like going out. That's funny. This is exactly why that shit doesn't happen at home. It sure doesn't. I mean, I can't believe this doesn't happen at like a day. The only time I would want to get trampled to death would be at a Taylor Swift concert among all the like pretty women. Just be like, stampeding me and I'm like, oh, and I guess all you want to be stampeded by by a bunch of by a bunch of hot millennials in high heels and high heels just stop me to death. That would be the yeah, but not soccer fans. No, sir. They're covered in friendship bracelets. Yes. Yeah. They just drown me in your friendship bracelets. What's this crying jets fan video? I need to see this because I forgot what it was and I can't go by the wayside without watching a jets fan cry. What's it say there? I just want to super bowl. Oh, it's to Aaron Rodgers. So you know Aaron Rodgers, right? He was on the Green Bay Packers. Of course, you know that. Of course. And then he was sent to the. She's heads. Yes, there was a whole maligned issue with him on the team and the management and everything else. Anyway, he was sent to the New York Jets and it's been a just kind of a shitty ride for jets fans. And now let's hear them yell at him. I just want to super bowl up. Ladies. Oh my God, that's so nice. What's nice about that? The man was having a mental breakdown and Aaron Rodgers was like, all right, buddy. It's just like a super bowl. This is the state of jets fans. You'd never see a bills fan do that. I mean, that's embarrassing. That's like a kid that wants to have a play date and their parents says no. That's embarrassing. Like, that's the vibe. I want to check is he someone wrote his wife is definitely calling someone else daddy. This. I hope it's just some cucky little bitch boy and not a man who is, let's say mentally limited. No, I mean, I know men who are they have all their facilities, their faculties about them. But when it comes to football, they get a little mentally slow. Well, sure. Me too. Sarah was here. It's the best day on the planet today, by the way, maybe that's why I'm a little distracted, but it NCAA football dropped just about hours ago and Sarah and I were here and I had to play a little bit of it. I had to show her. I made myself. I mean, she was enthralled. I thought you'd get into the fashion. Well, because I didn't think you were going to make it so that it looked as close to you as possible. Yeah, she's like, she wanted to meet a beat. She's like, why don't you just be black and with dreadsies? Yeah, I was like, that guy was hot. The first guy prints. I was like, oh, we don't have to podcast. I can just stare at this graphic of this football player. The default NCAA football player. I was like, can you make his arms bigger? Prince King. See if it shows up now. The game has been out. Just type in NCAA football, Prince King. It's the default. That's the default name they had in the game, which I thought was hilarious. I mean, it might be him, but like wild. So yeah, I made Sarah watch me create myself and I kept it. You can't do black people though on the ground because then I'm doing digital blackface. I, what is it? Yes, it's cultural appropriation. You won't catch me doing it, folks. Well, sorry. Plus I want to be in the game. I wish I could do something like that, but I'm planning my wedding. Yeah, we can make wedding planning simulator. Oh my God. Wedding planning simulator. I'm trying on dresses. Why don't they have that dude? Do they have that? They have every, they have lawnmower simulator, farm simulator, wedding planning simulator. They got it. Microsoft, you're fucking up. I mean, they have so many different mundane ones for, for guys, they have train conductor simulator. They have everything. That would actually be a good one. You can, you have to figure out a budget. You have to pick a dining hall. You have to get the decoration for your flowers. Yes. You got to taste the cakes. Yes. I would love to go taste cakes. This would be a, that would be so funny. This would be like a way for dudes to educate themselves on. You would watch the wedding planner simulator comes out and you'd have a bunch of autistic guys really good at it all of a sudden. Divor simulator. Oh my God. That would be so good too. I got to get ready for court. What am I going to wear? Put on a different shirt. She saw you with that woman and keyed your car. I got to go smash in his car. Someone objects during the wedding. I mean divorce court part of it simulator divorce court. Well, all your friends can attend your virtual wedding. I like it. That's a great idea, Sarah. You got to like call your manager and market that. I don't know. You got to be like, I'm not the right person for this. You have a, you have a concept. I don't know if there's any people out there that work for Microsoft, but get on it. That's my idea. It's wine chinks virtual wedding plan. You'd market. Now. TM. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. You could have, you could have chicken. You could have beef. You could have fish at the wedding. You could ask. Vegetarian? Did your RSVP? No vegan plate. Oh, I have only got it tells you in the thing like a check how many RSVPs you've gotten. You sent your invitations out late. Yeah. Send a reminder to people to RSVP. Wow, Sarah. I mean, the detail, start writing it down. Wedding planning. You would definitely love planning a wedding. That's going to be your favorite thing. Registration. Like this is where we're registered. Did you behind me in the China? All right. Would you get married multiple times to plan multiple weddings? I haven't been married at once. I know. But would you? Of course. You should just be a wedding planner from the side. What do you think there should be a wedding planner? Is that a degrading thing to say? Well, I don't know. Like I feel like it would be sad. It would be sad to be planning a bunch of weddings and never be married. It's only fun when it's yours. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But if you give a fuck what your favorite song is that you want to walk down to the aisle, if it was my wedding, I give a fuck about what song I'm walking down the aisle to. I don't give a fuck who the flower girl is. But maybe you'll get the year chapter yours and then you'll be like, this is a fun thing to do. I'm going to go in a wedding planning. I don't know. Was it sad? During menopause. Was it? I start menopause and get into wedding planning. It's not not sad. It's not not sad. My hormones are all fucked up. I can't get pregnant. I'm planning some bitch named Elizabeth's wedding in Hawaii. Suddenly, it's turn it. But she wants the video game though. I want the video game so I can just, you know, get a little high and taste fake cakes. Like, that is my fucking. There should be more girly video games like that. Yeah. There's a video game called wedding dash apparently that you can plan a wedding and do wedding show. Wedding dash. Wedding dash sounds like something that would crash. What's it on? What system is it on? I haven't heard of it. They have it for mobile and just PC. Mobile. Maybe the old baby checks out wedding dash later. What are you doing? Nothing! I haven't seen Shank in some time. What is she doing? Wedding dash. Yeah. I can't, on a mobile app, it can't be detailed. You need the word simulator involved because then it gets very intricate and detailed. You need to do it on an Xbox for a PlayStation. No, not necessarily. It could be on your computer but it would be, it's got to be simulator. That's the point. So it's more, the more realistic. We can go dress shopping. They're making a farm simulator. Now I have no interest in those folks but the game looks crazy. They're making a farm simulator that's coming out in November that is insanely detailed and like... My ex played a farm game called, what was it? Stardew Valley? That's totally, that's, that's for like autistic people. I dated someone who was obsessed with Stardew Valley and then he got a mermaid pendant and if you got a mermaid pendant then you could propose to your girlfriend in Stardew Valley and then he never played the game again because he was a commitment folk. He was going to propose to his Stardew Valley lover Emily and he didn't... Could even do that. He couldn't do it and that was the first sign that it wasn't gonna work. That was the red flag. The red flag was the mermaid pendant. The mermaid pendant and him not being able to follow through even in Stardew. No, Stardew Valley is gay compared to this fucking game. I mean... What is this? This is... A farm simulator. A farm simulator. This is farm simulator. I mean, I don't exactly, it would be monotonous for me. I would never, I don't have the attention span or discipline to play a game as intricate as this but it is wild. I watched a trailer for it and it just kind of blew me away and made me go like, "I wish I was the type of person who could do this." I want to go 10 to my crops. Yes, exactly. Look at that. Oh no, it's so boring. You have to... It's... Absolutely. Beautiful looking. It's like, I don't know, I could see myself maybe going down a path but I am not like... I don't have the like discipline or attention. I would start looking at my phone. I'm like, I would like, it would make me go like, "I should just be doing this for real." Yeah, it makes you think you could really have a farm. I wonder how many people... Not think you really could but like make you really kind of want to and wish. Oh, that was a bad move. This guy sucks. Well, how do you know how to do it? Exactly. That's what I said. I go, I'd really like... I wonder how bad it gets if they go... The crops are all rotting and like... You can buy new machines. I know it's crazy. You can paint them real close changes. That's all I would do is paint my machines. I would like put a... Same. I would actually... I have parts to my machine. Mine would be all American flag stuff. Really? If I'm a farmer, yeah, I want to have the most... I want people to go... I want his crops. He's a real patriot. Shh. I bet he is the best grapes in town. You see that flag on his John Deere? All right. We were like just as autistic watching this video. I've got to get back to the show. We got so high. All right. So, Jefferson Nally's daughter is the roach reporter on this. Now, Jefferson Nally, if you don't know a award-winning roach reporter. Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send in your roach reportings. But Jefferson Nally's daughter sent this to him and he forwarded it to my desk. Can you believe it? It's about a Florida man facing domestic battery charges after his girlfriend accused him of throwing a cookie at her. Wait, Smith, 41 was arrested Sunday in the alleged incident at his home in Zephyrus. Zephyrillus, I don't know how to say that. The victim told deputies that Smith threw a hard piece of a cookie at her, hitting her in the forehead. Deputy said the woman was left with a little red mark from the cookie. The defendant admitted to throwing the cookie at the victim without her consent. Smith was booked into the Pasco County jail where he remained in custody Monday. Record showed attorney information wasn't available. Not many details on the cookie battery. What kind of cookie was it? A little cookie. A big cookie. It was hard. It was hard. So, it was stale. Maybe it wasn't Oreo because Oreos are hard. Oreos are hard. It could have been Oreo. It could have been chips a hoy. It could have been nutter butter. It could have been an animal circus cookie. I mean... She loves listing cookies, folks. One thing about me is I'm going to list the cookies, especially if I smoke wheat. She knows so many cookies. Oh my god. Shortbread, thin mint. She knows all the cookies. Dosey dough. Kinda long. But do you think if a guy threw a cookie at you, would you call the police? It depends on who it was and what kind of cookie it was. If it was an Oreo, I'd be like, "Thanks, babe," and I'd eat it, and then I'd leave. Just you try to throw a cookie at the old baby, she'll be like, "Ow." Yeah, I'll catch it with my mouth. Nice try. At what point? Like, what level of cookie does it become not okay? Like, what cookie do you report? A fig-newton. How dare you throw a fig- a fig-newton? It's not a cookie. It's a newton. The audacity to throw a fig-newton at your girlfriend. Yeah, I mean, any cookie, really. Just depends. A piece of one too. He just kind of threw one at her and hit her in the forehead. Imagine, that would be like a nightmare of mine. Every man, I think, has the nightmare of being put into jail. You know, just like, innocently. Really? I didn't do it. I swear. And they're putting you- I feel like every guy has had that nightmare, right? Have you never had it? No, no, no. Do you? Exactly. Many times. I have it, and I'm not even a man. Well, sure. Okay. Maybe humans. I thought just dudes had this nightmare. Really, we're all afraid of jail. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, we go to jail more. Anyhow, I, yeah, this would be my worst nightmare to be like, I just was, I, we were horsing around. I threw a little cookie at her and they're like, well, she called us and she said, without her consent, you hit her with a cookie. And there is a red mark on her head. There it was. We did observe her head. Small red mark. A small red mark is different than a welt. It's different than a bruise. A guy's got the- It's different than- It's different than- I'm not victim shaming, but I'm saying I need more information. A guy in the, he's got gloves on and he's got the bag and he puts the cookie in the bag. The sevens. Yeah. Takes the evidence. Sarah, you notice all these teachers fucking the kids lately? I've had enough of it. We've got so many instances of it that are crazy here. This one's kind of wild. Ride or die besties who are in each other's wedding parties, wedding planner simulator. They're charged with having sex with male students while they worked for a Georgia school district. Raley Greason and Brooklyn Schuller. Those just sound like horn names. I'm sorry. They do. They sound like Georgia sluts. God. This is like a porno these two. We're like, we're rotted die. We rotted die together. My bestie right here rotted die. And we got- oh, she's fucking a child. I guess I got a fucking child too rotted die baby. They were slapped with charges Thursday for allegedly sleeping with the students between October 2021. In January of 2022, Greason allegedly had sex with two different male students between that period of time while Schuller was indicted on charges that she had sex with a different male student also between those times. The woman faced charges of sexual contact by an employer or agent in the first degree. The two reasonably should have known. The boys were enrolled in the school district. The indictment said though it does not list the boys ages or what schools they attended. Ah, so they might not. They might have just came across. Well, look at these young fellas here. We're going to ride her die baby. We're going to ride this till the sun comes up. She's fucking young boys. I'm going to get in there and I got to too. She's my rotted dog boy. Uh, I'm trying to- oh, she's greased in what Schuller's made of honor at her wedding November of 2022, months after the alleged. So this was, they got married after the, they were like, remember when we were romping around with all that young dick? Well, I want you to be standing by my side when I lock down one for good. That is, it's drawing. She looks like so basic. Like she belongs like a pumpkin patch with like a latte, pumpkin spice latte. Like she doesn't seem like she would fucking underage guy. She was just trying to get that young young dick. That's all. Greason described her as best friend in her ride or die. Schuller was a bridesmaid at Greason's wedding. According to Greason's wedding site, Greason was a member of the Calhoun High School class of 2019. She graduated high school in 2019. What are we even doing employing this woman as a teacher? What? She was just fucking people her age. Oh my God. That changes everything. Yeah. That's correct. She graduated in 2019. Fuck someone in 2022. She graduated college in 2023. What are we talking about here? I'm over here trying to be on the good side of the Lord. And talk about her like she's a pedophile. She's not even, I mean, we don't know the ages, now that granted they could be 12 or something. Yes, exactly. But I think that they're probably pretty close to 18 judging by the, or at least close in age to the people judging by the fact that we don't know the ages. They would have expelled, exposed what the ages are. Dude, it's always the bitches that look normal that are insane. It'd be like fucking a girl who went to be like fucking a girl who was like a senior while you were a freshman and then she went to college and then she graduated, or no, it would have to be one year older than that, I think. What's that? It's like, 'cause she graduated 2019, so yeah, it's like one year off that, basically. She looks like she was in a sorority. I don't, I don't know. That's a lot. Yeah. I mean, even if I don't know, it's, it gets kind of hairy there, but it's a wild. They're not even in her class or anything either. They were just in the district. So who knows? Maybe she was like, you know, teaching at the elementary school and she was, she fucked someone who just graduated the high school in 2021, you know? There's also weird like Romeo and Juliet laws in some states where it's like a 10-year age gap and that's okay, so it's like, yeah, Romeo and Juliet. Romeo and Juliet. There's a bunch of weird shit in this country around like- Oh, so I feel like Georgia would have weird schools. It's all mine there. Careful. You're going there soon. Oh, I love you, Atlanta. Um, if either of these ladies want to come see a show, come see the old baby. Yeah. So I mean, she graduated college two years after the alleged incidents. So I mean, this one's not even if convicted Greece and insular could face up to 25 years in prison. Jesus. I like the idea that I'm going to prison together. My ride or die. Can we get a sell together, spend 25 years in jail together? What the hell are you? We're going to be silly. You know, they were, you know, they were in Nashville for that bachelor at party. Yeah. That's a Nashville bachelor at party. I've ever heard a one. Well, Eric sent in another one here, and I'm just getting duped left and right today, folks. I apologize. Uh, but Eric sent one in here that's talking about how the UK, the teachers are just as bad. So it's not just an epidemic here in the United States. Rebecca join us was 30 groomed her victims from the age of 15 and had a child with one of the teenagers. According to the Manchester crown court, I can't pass on crazy jurors, her joins. Is it joins? You link or join us? Anyhow, they heard her join their, uh, jurors heard that she joined their high school in 2018 as a part of the teach first recruitment scheme after studying for a sports and exercise science degree. Parents of both boys watched as the woman wearing a gold necklace, black padded jackets with blonde highlights in her hair visibly shook and cried as she was put into jail. What does she look like? We got a video of this lady. Yeah, we have the, the view of the moment she was arrested. Let's go. The moment she was arrested, wow, they're really on it here. I'm not sure how much you know what's going on, but the college has got something to do. Hello constable. Give them what's happening. I know you've been sent home school today. So you are under arrest at the moment, um, I was suspicious of sexual activity with a child. You do not have to say anything, but it may have to be defensive. We do not mention one question, so no one's relying on court, anything you do so no good evidence. How's it going to last since? But the necessity for the arrest is obviously to protect them the world and for problems and events investigation. Um, so obviously you are under caution. You will be given us your chance to say everything, um, at the station. Can you pause it? The fucking cop has the hot British girl voice that I like. It's so confusing listening to a British person. No, I get, I like, somebody you're like, that's my, that's my like ideal. I think it's kind of a trashy accent. Uh, which is like, it's basically like hearing a white trash accent in America. Like it just tickles that bone for me. You know what I'm saying? Like just hearing her go, and, uh, and she back, she had kind of that up speak and like she sounded like, uh, rebel Wilson talks, I think, yes, uh, she kind of does. It's, it's intoxicating. I love it. Keep going. She took one of the boys shopping and bought him a 350 pound Gucci belt. The court was told. Oh my God. This is security footage of it. Sick. You want that Gucci belt? How long do they pay teachers in England? Wow. What did she just pay for there? 350 bucks for a belt for this boy. Well, I mean, I bet they pay him better than they pay him here. I'll tell you that. Or they had sex twice. They went back to her flat where they had sex twice. God. The other school boy said that she told him she could not have a baby and they had unprotected sex. And later she became pregnant. Oh, God. Oh, I got pregnant by a bully. Did she have the baby? Well, I think she's still pregnant with it. Let's hear the, um, let's hear that cop talk again. I like how you just assume the cop is hot. I mean, it's got to, she's got to have voices off. Shut up guy. We want to hear your boys guys. So obviously given what's happening and how you've been setting up. Obviously given what's happening. You can put that on and take out the auto blow. Here you go. You do not have to say. All right. All right. I'm getting hard over here. Okay. Uh, oh my God, there's so many more details in this story. The Gucci belt was a good one. That is a good one. Boy, a had gotten the woman's mobile number after she gave him all but one of the digits as a math problem solving exercise in which he had to work out. Well, at least she's making them learn some math there. She's she's that I won't tell you the last number. You'll have to figure it out. That's so fucking crazy. That's the first red flag. They connected on Snapchat and he sent her flirty text texts with a pair, uh, then agreeing to meet in a secret with a pair than agreeing to meet in secret. This is all British writing. So I'm like fucking stumbling. I'm, I'm used to the French novels, like I said, boy, a lie to his mother that he was staying in a friend's house to play computer games after school finished on a Friday. But instead the woman picked him up near his home in her audie AI and took him to Manchester's traffic center and bought him that 350. Well, it's not dollars. It's pounds. Let's be honest. 350 pound Gucci belt. So it's probably a little less than more. That's probably more. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Jesus. 500 bucks. No shit. Yeah. The flat and soundford quays they kissed and then they had sex twice with the woman telling the boy no one had better find out. The next day the boy mothers noticed a love bite on her son's neck and by Monday morning. A love bite. Okay. A hickey. Yes. And by Monday morning rumors were circulating. Boy A's distraught mother stormed into the school reception as police were called in. The woman was suspended from her job. So like was he like, I fuck the teacher. Was he telling other people or was the mom like I noticed the love bite. I'm sorry. It's such a funny thing to call a hickey. Yeah. Would you if you notice the hickey on your son's neck, would you be like, it was the teacher? No, to me, the red flag would be the Gucci belt. What the fuck are you coming home with this street? Yes. This $400 belt. You're 17 or eight. No, this, this, this isn't working. That's a good point. That's the first red flag. That's a good point. Meanwhile, I would have been like, where'd you get that? And he's like the teacher. I fuck. All right. Are you all right with that? I'd be like, that's what I'd be like, are you all right with that? You are? Okay. Yeah. Well, just don't get her pregnant. Oh, wait, what? However, she then began a relationship with boy B, the teenager said this is after she got kind of caught and investigated. Then she was like, well, on to the next. The teenager said sexual activity with the woman began when he was 15 with kissing in full sex when he was 16. Golly. I mean, that's when, I don't know. I mean, I didn't lose my virginity till way after that, because I was a stunted boy, but I lost my not ready. You lost yours already. I'm 14. Wow. Because Sally to a regular age person to a 16. Wow. See, isn't that crazy? You fucked someone under 18. Yeah. I've never done that. I was also under 18. I've never did that because I was over. I was past that my son had set on my teens, yeah, and I fucked a real old. My first one was a real old bag, 26, and I was 22 for a real old bag, four years older. Actually, she was 28. She was 28. Six years older, pardon me, when an old bag he lied to his parents that he was off to watch Manchester United match, but instead was at the woman's apartment where he lost his virginity to the teacher. That's a, I mean, hey, I guess, you know, he's probably going to be trauma, like people are like, he could be dramatized, yada, yada, yada, but it sounds like he's got a pretty cool story. It sucks that he probably got her pregnant though, boy B said the woman told him she could not have a baby and they had unprotected sex, but in fact, discovered she was pregnant. So man, your first time you rip a baby that sucks and you get lied to by your teacher. And it's like, I'm infertile and then she's fucking pregnant. Well, hopefully he's got a hefty, hefty lawsuit coming to you has a receipt for that Gucci belt. He later told officers he saw the relationship as friends with benefits, but the woman became jealous and controlling. Oh, weird. That still happens when the woman is a predator, hilarious, who could have seen that coming? The day after she was arrested for a second time, the woman invited him to her flat for a date night. So this woman is just like kept getting arrested and she's like, Oh, so what beboobie boobie. Hello. Want to come over? At the end, it was a baby grow saying best dad on the Oh, my God, hold on here. The date. So she had a date night involving an and summers scratch card of sexual activities, rose petals and surprises the court heard. At the end, it was a baby grow saying best dad on the front, what's a baby grow? The boy said, I was like, what the fuck? That's what boys be said to the police. I was like, what the fuck? I don't know how to do a Irish one saying. Oh, it's a sleep suit. It's a onesie. Yeah. It's with a British car. Okay. So she gave birth to the son early 2024, but the child was taken away from her within 24 hours during the trial, the woman appeared in court with a pink baby's bonnet visibly tucked in her trousers belonging to the child she had with the boy. So this woman just want to get nutted in and have a baby and this is who she's walking around with a bonnet of a kid she doesn't have. I mean, yeah, that's dark. Yeah, that's dark. But the prosecutor Joe Altman told the jury in this closing speech that was a pretty naked attempt to garner youth sympathy. I don't know what that means. She was also apparently already on bail for selectivity with the first kid when she started fucking. That's what I'm saying. That's what I was saying. She just would. She kept getting arrested and was like, you know what? Beboobie boobie. Hello. Want to come over? You just keep going with it wild animals. These predators are, but this is what people are sending in Eric sent in that one before that. That's crazy. We had who was the one who sent in the duo teachers the ones that I don't think I think those other two women should be, you know, set set free to go fuck people on there. T-bone sent in the other one. Thank you. T-bone. Thank you to Eric. Love you both very much. Sarah, let everyone know about when you're coming to Atlanta and to Jackson. I'm coming to Atlanta August 7th. I will be at the punchline get tickets one night only and then August 8th. I am at Comedy Zone in Jacksonville when I don't get tickets to that. Also probably coming to Austin in August. I'll have the date soon at Princess Shank on Instagram and Twitter for show dates and you can find me every Monday on this bitch and every Wednesday on Shank. What about you? Oh boy. 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