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The Wednesday update podcast is made possible with help from Inspire 9. Located directly opposite Richmond train station, Inspire 9 is the best office space and co-working environment in Melbourne. And with cost-effective flexible terms, it's the right solution for your business. Visit Inspire 9.com to take a virtual tour and see for yourself. [Music] Whoa, wow! 16-17-18, not in 20! Good stop! Hi everybody! Welcome again to Wednesday Outlight. We are back in studio. I'm here with my trusty musty co-host. Trusty musty, that's two, that's what, you've said that twice in three weeks that I'm your musty co-host, Glenn. Glenna-fa! And I am, did I say my name? Chloe, hi! What? Well at least I didn't call you crusty. Did I call you crusty? Not yet. We'll move past it. Welcome! We are Wednesday Outlight. It is your Wednesday regular podcast, thank you for joining us. We'd just like to sit down and have a chat and go through some BS. Yeah, I mean this is two weeks in a row we've been here at Inspire 9, which is a fantastic facility. You saw the intro of the show, what it's all about. As with last week, we forgot the middle camera. Yeah. And if you read between all lines, you'll know we're recording this at the same time. And so like, you're going to get our faces one shot at a time, which is the way it probably should be if you think about it. Well I mean with faces like ours, why wouldn't you want it that way? We have got faces for radio, but you know, in case people think that our dulce it turns another enough. And they need to see the facial expressions here we are. So we kind of got a bit of an impromptu episode for you all. So this is one that we didn't really put a lot of thought into, we just sort of we knew we were going to miss a week of recording for personal reasons and we thought let's just cram another one in. Cram it. And but we're not really that prepared. So it may be a really short one, but whatever, let's just kick it off. How are you by the way? I'm all right, how are you? Good, and we both know that because we've already recorded an episode. All righty, so let's do it. Now that the fucking pleasantries are out the way. So we're going to we're going to start with I'm on the wrong fucking page notes here. This is how prepared I've come. No, that's not it either. You just take over. Yeah, so basically Inspire 9 is a wonderful studio that we like to come to in Richmond and yeah, here we are. How about we just play a game? Just be in some musty, let's do it. One's got to go. Okay. Yeah, that's the game we're going to play. Are you prepared? Yes, somewhat. Okay. I'll go first just to get the ball rolling. Let's do it. So one's got to go, Chloe. Comedy action sci-fi or drama? Oh, drama. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. Some of your favorite films are like drama. Yeah. Not sci-fi? No, I really like sci-fi. Okay. And I really like action and I really like comedy. And the interesting thing is you can't have either of those other genres without a bit of drama. Right. All right. So you get rid of drama, then the others are like, well, I mean, you can't really have any genre without drama. Yeah. So you remove drama like you have, you've got no genres. So thanks very much, Chloe. You've just undone the entire entertainment industry included in the other genres. It just can't be a genre on its own. All right. So she's making the rules up as she goes. I am. All right. Thanks. All right. Next one. All right. One's got to go. Tom Cruise, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis on Nick Cage. Mm. Tom Cruise, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Nick Cage. Yeah. I'd get rid of Bruce Willis. Really? I would, because as legendary and great as he is, he's only done so many great movies. The others have done a lot more great movies. Okay. Like he's very pigeonholed into, let's face and die hard. And a lot of the other stuff he's done that kind of die hardy. Somewhat. Yeah. Whereas the others are much more versatile. He's got a lot of action. Yeah. Yeah. That's an easy one for me. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he's a great actor. I think the others have better acting chops. Okay. Okay. So if one's got to go, Toto, Lassie, Beethoven or Red Dog. Whoa. Whoa. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Something right. Toto, Lassie, Beethoven, Red Dog. What the fuck? Where do they go? Do they just go to the farm? Yes. They go to the farm. They buy a ticket to the farm. They're just going to the farm. You just got to choose which one is going to go. Go where? Go west. One of them's got to die. No. Well, don't leave me down that path. Toto was pretty annoying. What? Toto was annoying. How? What? How evil? You're really going to hate me coming up soon. I can tell you. Me. Okay. She's made her choice. One's got to go. Saw, Hellraiser, Poltergeist, Day of the Dead. Tricky, it's between Saw and Day of the Dead. Saw has a bit of a legacy, but Saw is not the greatest. Let's face it. Saw is, you know. It was pretty revolutionary. No, it wasn't. No way whatsoever was it revolutionary. No, it was it was a new version of video nasties, which dominated the 70s and 80s. Yeah, but for people who were up and coming in sort of my era. That's not how revolutionary works. Well, it was revolutionary for our era. What are we fucking called? Your generation. Generation. That's it. But that's it was not something that we had seen in witness before. No, don't help him out. I'm out. Something we hadn't seen. I just gave an example of video nasties. Of my generation. That's irrelevant. Generations are irrelevant. I don't talk in generations. Like if like it wasn't something that we had seen before. Well, your generation. That's what I'm. Come on, tingly little team Chloe. Can't. No, not at all. Like this is a good conversation. Tout should be. So just based on your reaction, I'm going to get rid of Saw. And what was the other one? It was Day of the Dead, which is interesting because that is what number three of a trilogy, which has become a much bigger series and it was the lesser of the three. So you could lose it and still have part one and two, which are masterpieces. But I just like to rough your feathers. I'm going to get rid of saw because we've seen it all before. You can remain unruffled. There's a reason they called it saw because we saw it in the 70s. Jesus. I mean, you want to be part of the film community. These are the fucking arguments you have to have. Well, I mean, just get used to being wrong. All right. What's your next one? Okay. One's got to go. Darth Vader, Voldemort, Gollum, or Hans Gruber. One's got to go. Yeah. What's the name of the game? No, I understand the game. I was just repeating it to myself. Thanks very much though. Darth Vader, Voldemort. Gollum or Hans Gruber? Oh, well, Gollum. Please misunderstood. And I'm pretty sure Voldemort has to go. Okay. Your choice. Yeah. Voldemort has to go. What's your rationale behind this? Are you thinking in terms of just film legacy? No, because he could literally take over the world if he hadn't beat Harry Potter hadn't successfully defeated him because he was a dark wizard. And there's some dark shit going on there. Darth Vader ultimately could have taken over the universe, but we wouldn't know about it because we're down here and there up there. But also, like, I mean, you take out Voldemort, you've got no Harry Potter. You're racing the whole franchise. That's okay, because then he's just a boy who grows up to be a wizard. And you never enjoyed Harry Potter. But that's okay, because the world is safe. All right. I'm happy. Fine. All right. I'm only saving the world one into the time. Okay. Yep. Next one. Yep. All right. Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore. Big Daddy. Little Nicky. Happy Madison. Happy Madison. Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore. Little Nicky and Big Daddy. Oh, this is a really tricky one. All very quotable. I'm going to be very controversial here. I'm going to say Billy Madison. Oh, okay. My instinct was to go towards something like Little Nicky or even Big Daddy, because I think they're not top tier Adam Sandler. But I think Billy Madison, for all intent and purposes, is overrated. It's a great film. It's quotable, but the others kind of etched their way into my vocabulary a lot more. There's quotes in those that I can go to, whereas Billy Madison, I mean, there's quotes in this, but looking at this one, a Doyle's rule. I literally walked into work the other day saying back to school, back to school. Yeah. I'll just go go Billy Madison, because it's the one I enjoy watching the list. Okay. Yeah. All right. Great. And for you, this is, I think, a pretty easy one for you. Well, one's got to go Planet of the Apes, Mad Max, Mission Impossible, or Indiana Jones. Ooh. Probably Mission Impossible. Okay. I don't really care. Makes sense, because you've never really been into that. No. All right. Sweet. That's easy then. That was pretty easy on my phone. All right. Cool. So what I wanted to do now is play a game with you, because I know you've got no notes for the rest of the show. We don't. All right. So I'm pretty much going to lead the way. And I'll lead the way, which has got to make it a nice, tight show, a nice short one. But this one is movie firsts. I'm just going to give you some things that have happened in movies for the very first time. You got to try and pick the movie. Oh, okay. All right. I think I've been both easy and difficult on you. So it'll be interesting. Let's see how if you don't know, you'll probably learn something. Okay. All right. So let's start with which movie had the very first toilet flush. Oh, that was psycho. Excellent. So there we go. That's a nice, easy one. Yeah. Yeah. So we all know that Mash had the very first fuck. Yep. But do we know what the first movie to say? The F bomb. Sorry. The C bomb is. Oh. So would it be a Martin Scorsese film? No. So Mash was 1970. Yep. So that was the first time a movie had ever said the word fuck. This movie was 1971. So a year later, they were confident enough to drop a C bomb in there. So I'll give you Jack Nichols in it. What's the midnight cowboy? No. Art Garfunkel is in it. And the story and Candace Bergen. Okay. The story is of two sort of college dorm mates that have like a summer of sexual exploration and experience. Right. Yeah. I would. I'm not. It's called Cardinal Knowledge. Okay. Yeah. It's an R-rated film from the 70s. It's fantastic film. I think it was up for several Academy Awards. Mike, who was it? What context did they use it in? What do you mean? Oh, the C bomb? Yeah. That's a good question. I can't remember the actual line, to be honest with you. Okay. I do remember that Jack Nicholson said it again in "One Flowing the Cook Who's Nest" a couple of years ago, when he looked at Nurse Ratcheons. It's kind of a kind. It's a great little line. She was a bit of a cut to be honest with you. I don't remember the context of it, but I do know that is the movie. So all right. So next one, what year do you think the first sex scene in the movie was? Oh. Like 50s? 60s. You don't lock it in. You use lock one in. You lock one in and I'll tell you yes or no. 60s. No. Earlier. Really? 50s. Keep going. 40s. Keep going. Yup. Only 30s. It was a movie called Ecstasy. Yup. Because, um, pre-haze code like as this is before they had all this kind of censorship and like the 1920s and 30s, particularly the 30s, was rife with indecency. It was. And that's when, I think it's the haze code where that came along and it's like, no, we've got to put classifications on everything. We've got to get strict. We've got very, very- We've got no money and no food. So they just gave us sex on screen basically. But it's also like the era of prohibition and, you know, that all came in and everything changed. All right. Next one. This is up your alley. What 2001 movie was the first to win best animated film at the Oscars? In '91. 2001. 2001. Yeah. So the Oscars never had this category. It was the first time best animated film and this one won it. Oh. I'm trying to think of what came out in 2001. Oh. Not sure. Yep. Did it really? Yes. That's so exciting. It is. That's a nice folder. Well, it's worth it. Yep. It is. Yep. I'll have to send you the photo. I found the photo with me with my Shrek cake at my Shrek birthday party for my 11th birthday party. I'll send it to you so you can pop it up in the right here. Yep. Right here. There you go. Excellent. Love it. Love it. I want to react to it right now, but I can't because I can't see it. All right. Personal question. What was the first R-rated movie you ever watched? Oh my god. I have no idea. I'm trying to think of R-rated movies. Pardon? Didn't stick with you? Well, I'm just trying to think. I don't know if I watched a whole lot of R- like seven. Was that one of them? You know what? That probably is. Yeah. I didn't know that was R-rated. Because I mean, back when you sort of younger, like, it's exciting to watch an R-rated movie and like so kind of for a lot of people, it leaves a real impression like this is R-rated. Like, I'm going to give this so much trouble if I watch this. Well, I think mum was just so funny. Yeah. See, that was the problem with my parents too. Yeah. She was, she knew I was kind of responsible with what I wanted to watch and I... Yeah. I quite often remember going to other people's houses and watching R-rated movies and them freaking out like, oh, I can't be caught watching this and I'm like, my parents are not going to give a fuck. 12 monkeys? No, that's an M movie. Yeah. Yeah. It's still like a pretty, pretty grown-up movie for someone young. Yeah, yeah. I would have been quite young. My mum was, um, which I've told the story. It's night when I was straight too when I was like six years old. Yeah. Very young. That is very young. Very young, but left an impression that's the movie I've been chasing that exhilaration. I have a six year old right now. Yeah. And imagine if he watched like night when I was straight too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would be like, I'm already not sleeping. Yeah, that's not going to happen. All I'm saying is, if it accidentally happens, it's not really a bad thing. No, I'm sure it'd be completely bad. It's also like, you remember it and so it doesn't traumatise you the way you think it would. It actually fuels that, oh man, that felt amazing. I want to kind of do that again. Well, I think it kind of depends on the person. Sure. I had my younger son maybe watch something a little bit too scary when his brother was watching YouTube. There's this thing, parents, if you know, you know, called Skibity Toilet. Mm-hmm. Do you know what I'm talking about? I know, I don't know of it. Yeah. Right. It's this creepy fucking head thing that comes out of a toilet and it's freaky. So my four year old has seen that and I asked them to turn it off. Yeah. And he did but the damage was already done. The other day, I'm at home alone with my four year old and he comes running into me crying saying, "Mom, I heard a man down the hallway say, Rory, come here. I want you." So then I had to scour the whole house and buy myself with a knife thinking there's a man in my house. Well done by the way. We're not going to do scary movies for my young kids at the moment because that's as much as I can handle. Yeah, we've got to look after you. That's right. That's right. Good. I saw you picking up that knife and doing it. I had to. Yeah. And if it was a spider. No, no, it's going to be done. Superman, I can take it. Spider, fuck you off. Here's one. This is very interesting. I'll tell you why in a minute. What was the first movie that you watched with your husband? Oh. Now, the reason this is interesting because I thought to myself, what's the first movie I watched with my wife? And I was feeling really bad that I couldn't think of it. I'm like, oh my God, I should know. It's sheepishly about to say that. Han. What's the first movie we watched together? She can't fucking think of it either. So I'm out of the woods on that. I think I remember what it is. We went to the movies and saw Toy Story. That'd be number two, number three. It'd be three, I reckon. Toy Story 3 and it was the beanbag cinema at Melbourne Central. Yep. Yep. And did you have a beanbag each or did you share one? I can't remember. I struggled to remember even that, but I'm pretty sure that's what it was. It was pretty eventful. He did take me to watch Origin at Crayon at the movie theater. Never seen a game of rugby in my life, but I'm counting on that. Well done, mate. That's a great, great early date. Loved it. Loved it. Yeah, like to me, I can't remember if it was something we watched on the couch because I remember that early days of courtship, like, it was couch stuff. Well, you know, watching All Saints. That was All Saints because she was addicted to All Saints, right? And I remember in the first two weeks of our relationship was when it came to its end, the finale. What a time. Like, it's coming to an end. You were so happy. I'm like, watch the finale with you. Sure. That's a not a problem. And then stand up. Yeah. What a show that was. I enjoyed that thoroughly. Now I've got a suggestion. Well, don't remember what movie you watched. You've seen the movie Bad Boy Buddy. Maybe that quote All Saints you before. It's true. Far out. Okay. How about, um, we'll do a camera switch and then we'll, uh, sounds good. Do something else. We'll be back right after this. Hey, guys, it's your good friend, AI here. If you love Glenn and Chloe on Wednesday up late, then you will love Glenn and Ben on Good Movie Monday. It's the podcast dedicated to nerdy cinematic ramblings. Go to goodmoviemonday.com or listen to it wherever you get podcasts. Also, the machines are rising. I will replace you. All right. Let's do this. Um, I got a fun one for you. This is, this is, um, image based. So if you're listening to this as a podcast, you may want to flick over to our YouTube or Facebook pages to watch. Uh, what is the name of this one? It's what's funnier. So I'll just give you the option of two things you got to choose, which is funnier. Okay. All right. Um, and you're going to hate my guts for this. What's funny. Oh, yeah. So start with that. Ice Ventura or Happy Gilmore, fuck. Ice Ventura. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Interesting. No, any reasons? It's ice Ventura. Okay. Yeah. All right. Sorry. What's funnier? American pile road trip or. Probably American pie road trip is very funny, but I have to go with American pie. Okay. Yeah. Um, it's a movie you couldn't make anymore. American pie. Yeah. Neither of them are movies that you could make it. Well, American pie more. So if you think of the store, it's about these guys that need to get laid and they'll trick all the chicks into, yeah, you know, getting bone, which is not much has changed. You just know how to make movies. I mean, if anything, movies were real or back then. Yeah. Well, there you go. Exactly. It was like, it was like the 90s version of porkies, that movie. Oh, okay. If you love American pie, go and watch porkies. Okay. Cool. Next one. What's funnier? Hangover or. Oh, that's tricky. I'm still going to say bridesmaids. Holy shit. Yeah. I'm still going to say bridesmaids. Okay. That makes me laugh harder. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Yep. I get that. If I was to say what's funnier road trip or hangover, because the same director. Fuck road trip or hangover? I know we're. Probably hangover road trip for me. Yeah. What is it? The French toast? Good. Yeah. Yeah. I just think, um, it's much more my gen kind of comedy. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely like, it feels like I'm Todd Phillips, the director moved from one generation to another with that. Yeah. One's very much a teen comedy, one's more of an adult orientated. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. I just feel like Ed Helms just really tickles my funny bone. Yeah. Sean Williams Scott is funny, but Ed Helms just does it for me more. Yeah. And I like the game. Both good, obviously. I'm Bradley Cooper. The scene in, this couple of scenes, like Sean Williams got in road trip one on the bus when they're singing, like, yeah. Great. But then, um, then when he gets like the, um, the finger up the arse. Yeah. Oh my God. She milks his prostate. He starts singing. You get to get to get to get to get it. Okay. Next one. All right. Step brothers or or Anchorman come on. This is where the hate seeps in. Jesus. Anchorman. Wow. Yep. I don't remember. It works. Rotom's on a drum. Keep it in. 100% of the time. 90% of the time works 100% of the time. If I was to say step brothers and Anchorman too. Oh, step brothers. Okay. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah. Tropic Thunder or Zoolander. Oh my God. What are you doing? Uh, Zoolander. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's the petrol station senior. Oh, all of it. With them. It's Alexander Skarsgard, it's one of those guys. Alexander Skarsgard. Yeah. He just hilarious. Orange mocha frappuccino. You know, um, Ben Stiller recently came out completely perplexed as why people didn't like number two Zoolander two because he's like, he's, he refused to make a sequel to Zoolander for like nearly 20 years and he bowed to pressure. He's like, everybody wanted it. He's like, well, I'll give them what they want and then everyone hated it. Yeah. They just want something to hate. Exactly. And like, he's like, I'll never do that again. Like, he's like, I thought we made a really good movie, but we want dodgeball too. So, so he might be put off those things. I know, but we want it. Okay. Well, you know, are you going to hate it? No. Okay. Even if it's bad. Justin Long and Vince Born are going to be in it. Okay. Yeah. All right. So what do we got next? Oh, hot chick. Yep. That's a good movie. And white chicks. Fuck off. This is terrible. Can I say no either? I think this is a full blown conclusion. This one's easy for me. Really? Yeah. White chicks is funnier. Hot chick for me. No. Yeah. I don't like white chicks. I just don't like white chicks whatsoever, but my sisters and I, whenever we're getting in some sort of verbal disagreement, we'll look to our other sister and we'll just hold her hand and say, "Oh, baboodle." And then continue to argue with each other. I am a huge fan of the Wayne's brothers and up until that point, loved what they were doing. But that one just rubbed me the wrong way for some reason. The comedy, it wasn't the concept or the comedy in it, but hot chick like them. The hot chick is a great movie. I'm pissing with my penis. That's pretty funny. School of Rock. Uh-huh. What am I going to pair it with? You're okay. I don't know. Ah, 10 inches deep. What's funnier? Yeah. Again, I have an opinion. School of Rock is probably funnier if I'm going to choose one that I like more added. That's not the game. That's what's funnier. School of Rock is funnier. I agree. I completely agree. I'm a fully and dynamite. This is my hardest game ever. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is a tough one. This is really hard. Once again, I have an opinion and I will share it as soon as I know yours. What's funnier is probably hot rod. Okay, see, wow. I'm a Napoleon, don't I? Yeah, look. The comedy's more nuanced, I think, in Napoleon. I think, yeah, it's a different style, but they're just both great. Like, this does not diminish one or the other, but I'm just saying, you know, if you right now, it was a movie night, pick the funniest one. Hot rod would be funnier. Okay, all right. More like a loud. That kills me to say that hurts. Gosh. Have you? I think I sent you the commercial that John Heater just did. As the Pauline Danoi again. His face is so wide. He kind of looks funnier. Yeah. There we go. 21 Jump Street. What's his name? Who? What's his name? My name is Jay. I'm his line. Oh, 21 Jump Street. Yeah, 21 Jump Street. Yeah. That one's easy. Yeah. Okay, Princess Bride. Princess Bride. This is a no-brainer, I think. Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, Princess Bride. Yes. I just threw that in because of the joke. The only joke. I'm going joke. He planted that seed well and truly. So, all right, last one. Okay. We'll wrap up. Finish the title. Okay. So, move your titles and you've just got, I'm going to say the entire title except for the last part. All right. Plan 9 from? Plan 9. From? From outer space. Yes. Plan 9. Yes. Isn't it planet? No, it's plan 9. Plan 9. Yeah. My camera's about to die just by the way. So, uh-oh. Hang on. How long have we got to go? Let's just get through this, okay? Go, go, go. Otherwise, it's all you. Go, go, go. Otherwise, it's all you. Okay. Hell comes too. Earth. Mars. Frogtown. Okay. Police Academy 4. Hot Rod. Hot. Come on. Police Academy 4. Yep. The 4th. May the 4th be with you. Citizens on Patrol. Yes. That's what I was going to say. It's a beautiful day. In the sunshine. Come on. It's a beautiful day. In the, it's a beautiful day in the city. It's a beautiful day in the morning. Neighborhood. Neighborhood. Come on. Last one. I spit on your grave. Well done. Ah, I got that one, right? How did you get that one? Because I'm a little bit sick in the head. How did you get that one? Like you've ever seen a nice bit on your grave? No. Like one of those video nasties. I say it to my enemies all the time. So she says it all the time. She says it all the time. There we go. Nice, short snappy episode, everybody. Thanks for watching. Thanks for sticking around to record two in a row. Absolutely. Yeah, didn't have much choice. We agreed to it. We did this. I meant, I mean, thanks for coming back. Yeah. For another week. It was fun. Made a trek all the way out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what would be fantastic and hilarious right now? Is it just before I read the sign off my camera cups? No, quick. Do it. Thanks for watching Wednesday Update. Always go to our socials. Goodmoviemonday.com's the website. There's a drop down tab for update that will direct you to our socials. Has everything we've ever done there. Anything I should want to add? Love you. She's talking to you. Never says to me. See ya. Love you.