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(upbeat music) ♪ I love you, baby ♪ ♪ I love you, true ♪ ♪ You're the girl for me, oh yeah ♪ ♪ I love you, baby ♪ ♪ You know it's true ♪ ♪ We were lovers back when we were at school ♪ ♪ Love you, baby ♪ ♪ That's true ♪ (audience cheering) - Yo, yay, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to another week of What A Great Punk. How's everyone doin'? Shout outs to you. Shout outs to you and yours. Wherever you be. And yeah, you see, and whoever you see. I've got a bit of a solar flare coming in here, don't I? - You do, don't go on the video, yeah. I don't know what to deal with that is. - And may the Lord bless you, as he has blessed me. - There was a guy yellin' on the street yesterday down at Birk Street more, like doin' some preaching. You know, they do some preaching down there sometimes. - Yeah. - All different kinds of groups. - Yep. - And he was goin' like, "You are sinners, each and every one of you, "every day you're seduced by porn. "You pleasure yourself and masturbate." And that is simple in the eyes of Jesus Christ Almighty, and you have to repent for that. - Wasn't that, wasn't happy about the wankin'? - Yeah, yeah, it doesn't want people wanking. It's really, forget the rest. - Yeah. - That's the takeaway. - Why is everyone wanking all the time? You're disgusting sinners. - He wasn't saying that, I'm paraphrasing now. - Yeah. It's good though, paraphrasing helps get the point across. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I have never-- - You are all sick. I have never masturbated. - I used to masturbate all the time. - That's more like it, isn't it? - I saw the error of my ways. I confessed to God. He's given me a second chance, and now I know why I've been put on this earth. To stop you from masturbating. - Everyone, stop it with the porn, stop it. Stop, stop watchin' it. Stop buying Ralph magazine. Everyone get your only fans out now and delete it. I wanna see you delete your account. Think of how much you'll save every year. - It's like the siggies out. You can see how much you'll save if you quit only fans. - Oh man, I'll tell you what, I'd be saving a lot if I quit KO. - Oh, that's an expensive app, and they've got them there to put ads in it still. - Yeah. - Hey, that's so much. - I know, right, it's like 35 bucks today. I think it went up from 25 to 35 or something like that. - Binging KO, both owned by Foxtell. Both owned by Rupert Murdoch. This probably owns every streaming platform. It's, they put ads in it. And you pay all this money for streaming. - Yeah. - Can you believe I pay like 35 bucks a month? That's crazy. - I just steal my brother's KO. - You steal your brother's KO, yeah, fair. Oh, maybe I should fucking steal my brother's KO. - Yeah, no, it's all right. It's just so bloody expensive. - Except I got booted out. The hawks are up by like one point or two points. And there's like two minutes left of the game. And then I got booted out of the KO 'cause there was too many accounts in. - Oh, yeah, that's the risk, isn't it? - Yeah, that's the risk. - Mum's always like, hi, darling. Could I use your binge account, do you think, tonight? I know where I was going. - No, you may not. I pay $10 a month for that, you selfish bitch. That's my binge account, my binge account. It's near yours. Give it back. I've changed my password. (laughs) - Yeah. Yeah, you got the help of that as well. You're only meant to have one person that I can. No way I can-- - It's like, it's stealing. That's what I tell her, it's stealing. - Yeah, fully. He was a stealer car. - No, exactly. It's as bad as like having Napster and downloading, you know, M&M's early albums, taking the Robin Amoff M&M. - It's really, I actually did download M&M on Napster. - Yeah. - Yeah. I downloaded just, yeah, one of the first M&M songs. What was it? Some Shady? - Yeah. - Oh, Marshall Meadows or something? - Yeah. - Is that a song? Or was he just Marshall Meadows? - Which one are you talking about? I'm Slim Shady, yeah, I'm the real Shady, all your other Slim Shady's are just demo-tating. So, won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? - Please stand up. Yeah, it was either that. I also downloaded Oops, I did it again for Britney Spears. That was one of the first songs I downloaded on the internet. - Dead again with your heart. - Did you like that one? - Yeah, I guess, I mean, I don't know why I chose it. Maybe you had it free so I couldn't think of any other songs. - Yeah, it was a pretty cool song. - My friend Nick Lloyd was over, shout outs. And we got on the computer and Saturday night or something. Just downloaded two songs. - Sick, how exciting was it when you'd be like, "Dear friend, is it downloading?" And they go, "Yeah, 73%." - Yeah. - You're like, "Whoa, we're about to get a song." - I know. - Should we get the CCs out and... - Yeah, get the CCs out. - Hi, Mum. - Yeah, Mum's going to bed. - I'm just going to just download a few more songs. - Yeah. Yeah, do you remember what your first song downloads were? - It was all like hip hop stuff. I think the first thing was probably like Dr. Dre. - Dr. Dre, chronic 2001. - All at the album? - Yeah, songs around that time. Like I down like, load like, "Nate Dog." Weird like, "Nate Dog Songs." And like, Eminem songs and Tupac songs and that kind of shit. - That shit was real fresh back then, though. - Yeah, it really was. - It really was. - It really was. - Big stuff, like Tupac. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was fucking mad. And it was pretty exciting getting these free fucking songs on your computer, stealing them. - Yeah, and just like the concept of like digital music that way. Like MP3 format itself was like a real cool thing. - Yeah. - Like there were, in the news agents, there were like MP3 magazines and stuff. Just like for like, video game magazines. - Yeah, the format carried a bit of weight about it. - Yeah, like there's like all new MP3 players getting made. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was all about the MP3. - Yeah, the MP3 player. - The MP3 player. - Yeah. - That was mad. Did you get an iPod? - Yeah, I did have an iPod, yeah. - Did you love it? - I don't remember loving it. I'm sure I liked it. I'm sure I liked it. I really liked like my Walkman and shit when I was a kid. Like the tape one. I loved that. And my disciplines, I fucking loved those. Pretty exciting when you get a discipline, hey. - Yeah, see, you can walk around. Just, it was a pretty big deal. - Yeah, you kinda had to carry it. It was sort of like fresh accessory. - Yeah. - Walking around with your little music player. - Had to have skip protection there. - Yeah. - If it didn't have skip protection, you couldn't, it couldn't take, it wasn't really that portable. - Yeah, you weren't literally like, I remember holding it like a, you know, like just like a discus, I guess, walking around like a, holding a discus. - Mm. - Couldn't have done that. - I remember being in my pocket for some reason, on my backpack, maybe. - Oh yeah. - Can't remember. - Coming exactly. - Geez, that's giving me fucking nostalgia cramps. - Mm-hmm. Overload. - Yeah. - Oh, I think I was even cranking it. Oh, it must have been it. Nah, it wouldn't have been a discus. It could have been. Just thinking if it was uni, but that's obviously maybe not even that interesting. That's just for me to figure out later. (laughing) Back to the no masturbating thing, though. - Oh yeah. - It's a pretty crazy one, isn't it? That's all about just instilling fear and use. - Yeah. - And making them feel guilt. - Yeah. - Basically. - Yeah. (laughing) - Making them feel the Catholic guilt. - It's bizarre, isn't it? Like that. - Yeah, it's just so clear to me that all that stuff, everything, look, and listen, I know there's a place for religion, spiritually, or that kind of stuff. - Yeah. - But so much of this shit's just made up by the night dude today. - Yeah, exactly. - It's just like, it all suits men. It's all like, like to me, even the whole thing with like, oh, she was a virgin mother and all that kind of stuff. - Yeah. - That suits men. - Yeah. - It's like, I don't know how she got pregnant. - Yeah. - No one's had sex with it. - Yeah. - I don't know how that happened. What was it mean? - Yeah. - Must be from God. - That's right. - That must have been from God. - Yeah. - Yeah, totally.
