What we think of Rotten Tomatoes
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Our Score For Rotten Tomatoes
I'm B random and he's the king of controversy and we're here to talk about whatever the fuck we want. It'll get loud, it'll get messy and feelings will get hurt. Now it's time to pick the side, load up and strap it. Let's go. Welcome back to War of the Words. This one has been coming for a long time. Justin and I do not agree. Who? Oh, excuse me. And I. Who else? He's named on there as Jay. We have disagreed for a long time on many things as you know, but this one has been gone on forever. Both of us consider ourselves movie files, but I'm going to set it. What is it called? Cinephiles. Cinephiles. You almost just called me a pedophile. We are both cinephiles. Our movies, our love of movies has gone on for ages, both of us own probably 1000 movies each. But only one of us has rotten tomatoes credentials. And only one of us wants rotten tomatoes credentials because rotten tomatoes is the topic of our day. And rotten tomatoes are garbage. I have the wildest fucking story for you. Is this about rotten tomatoes? Yeah. You have to speak up that I can't really hear you. I signed on to do this. To sign a little of my. This is like your life journey. My stuff. And this is how fucking stupid this website is. And I know we're going to get a cease and desist from rotten tomatoes because I'm about to drag my ballsack all over their faces. I logged on and you can see all of the actual like critics and they're talking and shit. I clicked on. This person's review. Of long legs. And they were bashing this movie. And then you click on his stuff and go to this dude's website and he's praising it over there. But he's talking shit about it on rotten tomatoes. That's what what kind of which doctory bullshit are they pulling. Because that doesn't make sense to me. That screams. Bullshit. It just screams to me that they're trying to manipulate something in order to gain something from it. It sounds like fucking will. God damn it. Fuck you will. Fuck you will. Ladies and gentlemen, listen, I'm going to I'm going to plug him right now. Big J over here has created a new page. You can find it. It's called the truth is spoken from dark society. And go take a listen to that because you'll learn his real feelings. That's his feelings go. I hope he's doing his best Robin and William depression right now. Don't bring Robin into this. Did I say that loud? Your brain is talking again. God damn it. Filters. Feel free to go and take a listen to that. Jay needed an outlet and he made one and who is it good. It was either that or prison not chosen the higher road. All right, but today we're going to talk about rotten tomatoes. To me personally is garbage because I I believe rotten tomatoes. He's got this this secret. Okay. That nobody knows that a rotten tomatoes a good rotten tomato score is really about how bad a movie is. Yeah. Okay. If it's a hundred percent of rotten tomatoes, it's a terrible fucking movie. Right. Because I can't I mean I got I got lists. A fantastic movie at least I believe in for a desk movie. Somebody doesn't agree with me. So what so so what happens when people slide in the emails and saying that you're an asshole or not me. That's fine. I encourage your opinion. Everyone. I want you on the Facebook page. I was getting a little discouraged when I realized in one of the episodes where we talk about the Facebook page because we didn't have the Facebook page. You have cut it out. So you're going to start hearing about it. It's there. Go to the Facebook page. Every episodes on there has comments section. Just get in the comments. I want to know what you have to say. Don't Facebook me. No. It's the worst thing ever. It's it's war the words two words were of one. The words is the second word. Find it. It's an actual profile. You'll love it. It's great. He runs it. If you want to talk to him go by all means. Don't worry. Don't talk to me. Big J will hear everything that's on there. He just he just got back from vacation just logged in. So I don't want to fucking hear from him. I did. I had a good vacation. Yeah. Two weeks off. Two weeks in Vegas. And then we come home and then you fucking redo your fucking studio over here. I do. You like that? And I'm a and I'm over here grinding. Y'all can't see this. Eventually we'll release these videos. But I created the homage to Star Wars behind me. How about this? I want you wall to wall floor to see your Star Wars. I want you to take that can there and shove it up your nose and freeze your fucking brain out. Look at that. I got a whole shelf of just Darth Maul. I don't want to talk about before. We need more Darth Maul. There you go. You know what I want? I want a shelf above me with Will's head on it. So let's continue this episode. Let's just get you some mounted heads on that one right above your closet there. I've just the people's careers that I've taken. I've taken a marriage and I've taken a friendship. I'm to an O baby. Let's make it three. Tell you what, next time I come to visit I'm going to build you a tiny little studio right there right behind you. We can fill the wall with all your conquests. This isn't my permanent side. Wanted posters with all your fucking stuff. It's going into the basement. But anyway. Just like Will's sexuality is. Let me ask you why you always listen. You always back-drought tomatoes. Yeah. You always like oh man this is a terrible score. I'm not going to make this terrible movie. I'm like bullshit. What's my logic? You never really. Don't listen to anybody else. But you've always loved rotten tomatoes. Yeah. They haven't scared me wrong but this weird like society that they run. It's like flight club down there. You think that they're literally just destroying the reviews? Yes. Just for the fun of it. Because if, here's the thing. Typical movie viewers are just going to fucking plug it into fucking rotten tomatoes and be like oh it's a good movie. I'm going to see it now. They're not going to collect people's information. I have literally cursed people out on Instagram. Hence why I'm not allowed on Instagram because they're fucking stupid. There is a guy that does the Cisco and Ebert shit still. That's blocked me on everything because he knows that I'm right. Because he knows that I'm right. Because he knows that I'm right. Because you click on people's profile links. It takes you to their whatever the fuck blog, whatever the diary, whatever the fuck it is. And they put their true feelings over there. But nobody goes over there because nobody fucking cares but I actually care. Well nobody knows about it. Yeah. Only the true reviewers really know where to look for a good review. People just go on there and be like okay it's good. I'm going now to see it. So it's kind of like rotten tomatoes is the Wikipedia of the review world. Where anyone can get rated on rotten tomatoes and just go in there and just say whatever the hell they want. Anybody it's like a fucking Twitter window is what it is. You can literally log into this bitch and put out the most stupid shit. And somebody would be like I agree with that guy. It could be the most dumbest shit ever. Well let's look at how dumb they are. I got a couple lists here. This list, this first list is movies with a 100% rotten tomato score. These are, two rotten tomatoes are the best movies of all time. And I'm telling you I'm looking at this thing and I'm only, I'm just going to read down a line and tell me how many of these you even recognize. Okay, like Toy Story, the first one. I'll give you that. Good movie. I will have to agree with that one. Well that's, that's timeless classic. That's, that should be amusing and let's be real. Singing in the rain from 1952. Okay. Before sunrise. No. Okay. Uh, the original Frankenstein. Classic. Black and white classic. Yup. That one I agree with. Man on wire. All right. Now let's get real. Man on wires that movie about the guy that walked from one building to another on a type herb. Oh, don't get me started on that shit. That's not a fucking movie. And it's got a hundred percent rating on rotten tomatoes. I, I could have a hundred percent of rotten tomatoes of me shilling in a chair for an hour. And everybody's like classic masterpiece. Right. These are the ones that I've never even heard of. Uh, the kid. Mr. Roosevelt. Uh, there's one called Civil War. I guess there's a war movie. One cut of the dead. That one sounds familiar. I just don't remember what it was. Grave of the fireflies. Like, I can't contest that these are bad movies, but these are all nothing that anybody knows. None. Okay. So now I'm going to switch over to a list of movies with terrible rotten tomatoes. All rotten tomato scores. Okay. Let me reach it out in this and let me see. Just, just tell me if any of these ring a bell. Okay. Wait for this. Hocus Pocus. Trash. Fuck you. Hocus Pocus is a timeless classic. We watch it every Halloween at least three, four times. It's fucking God awful. National treasure. Nicholas Cage at his best. Fucking God awful. See? No. National treasure. Forty-six percent on rotten tomatoes. Spaceballs! I... Spaceballs! Spaceballs is phenomenal. I cannot say nothing bad about that movie. Fifty-two percent on rotten tomatoes. Why? There is not one part of that movie that was terrible. That was an absolute comedy masterpiece. All right. Some other ones. Hook. Robin Williams plays Peter Pan. Time was classic. Space Jam. All right. What? Wait. What does Space Jam have? Space Jam has 43 percent on rotten tomatoes. 43 percent. Now I want to burn it down. Right? Step brothers. Everyone. There is not one person in the world that didn't like that movie. Fifty-five percent on rotten tomatoes. Why? I want to know what the rating scheme is. What are they rating these movies with? The original Saw movie. Now, you and I disagree on this one. I liked the original Saw. Like, it was a great start to it. I liked the original Saw since I watched it. 'Cause remember, I was in the... I was huge in the movies when the first one came out. Right. But I think it deserves a lot more praise than people are giving it. It's a fantastic movie. Like, so I get it. It was two guys locked in a bathroom. Okay? For most of the movie. But... But look what that movie has done. Right. And then they revisit it later on and you see what's actually going on during that time in the background. You're like, "Whoa, there's a lot more here." So are you ready for this? It's a story that builds upon itself. You ready for this? Yeah. You know I'm a huge horror movie fan. Absolutely. We're going to have a whole episode or two on horror movies. You will never believe the shit I've seen. I've logged in to rotten tomatoes. This is what I've seen and people wonder why I'm so angry. This motherfucker named John Testament from the Cisco and Ebert blog. This is what this motherfucker did. And yes, I'm calling names out. This motherfucker just rated two horror movies the same review saying, "I'm not a fan of horror movies." So why in the fuck are you watching it and bombing it for no reason? If you are not a fan of the genre, do not speak. I am going to take the biggest shit on this guy's porch. And you're a big guy, that's going to be a big shit. Like if you don't like it, don't fucking open your fucking mouth. How hard is it? All right. Let's clarify. It's not that if you don't like the movie, it's that if you don't like the genre. This dude is not a fan of horror movies. You shouldn't be talking about horror movies. So this dude was straight up rating documentaries. Stick with documentaries. If that's all you like and that's all you get off to, documentaries stay in that lane. That's right. How hard is it? I think it's a big part of what Rotten Tomatoes is. There's a lot of people out there with opinions that don't need to have opinions. It is an open window for these fucking shit dicks to go into. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? If I don't want somebody to yell in my window, I close the fucking window. How hard is it? I wouldn't mind getting on some kind of review. I wouldn't mind getting to be able to review movies because between the two of us, I tend to have a different viewpoint on movies than you do. I enjoy the cinematography of a movie. I enjoy camera angles, transitions. I'm huge. Transitions is my favorite. You've got to be able to transition from point to point if you can't do it to movie shit. I like movies stand alone and then you have a lot of opinions on movies that go in series, like the Terminator series or just movies that go from point to point to point, and then obviously they get worse over time. The Terminator series. The Terminator series. The first one is the only Terminator I ever want to meet. The first Terminator is 100%. Is it on the 100%? It is a 100% list. You know what? It deserves to be there. There's a few that I agree with on that list. What about Pinocchio? What about the original Pinocchio? They talk in the Disney, what do you call it? The animated version, right? No, it's 100% list. It is 1940. There's a 100% number 39 out of 100. Oh, see, now I'm looking at the 2002 Pinocchio. I think that's when they remastered it. You got 0%. Yeah, but the 1941-- It is-- You know what I didn't know? The 1990s. Disney remake. It said to be one of the cars in the shape of the water director, you know, I'm going to throw a percentage by itself. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm going to throw a head apart in that. Anyway, so the question I have for you? Yeah. Do you use rotten tomatoes? No. I never once-- I will never once look at rotten tomatoes when I'm determining what I want to watch. Oh, by the way, they gave "if" a 49%. That just means that they're on the ropes. They're in the middle, you know? Yeah, go one way or another. It's as good as bad. I had no problem with that movie. They gave the new Tyler Perry a 0%. Let's be real. Tyler Perry should just start-- just stick to Badia. I feel like-- so there's a show. It's called "Mrs. Brown's Boys." Have you ever heard of it? No. It's kind of the same concept. Mrs. Brown is a guy dressed up as a grandmother. He's a woman. Right? And it's just one big-- it's a big-- I don't want to call it improv comedy because they do have scripted, but they do a lot of improv. And I feel like Tyler Perry could do the exact same thing. And he kind of has in the past. Make a series. And it's literally just-- make a series where the whole point is to disrupt the flow with your antics. Oh, by the way. Him being Medea-- you don't know what he's going to say, and he just got to deal with it. Speaking of Medea, I commented on his new film on Facebook. I called him a black Mrs. Del Fire, and I got a lot of hate now. People were so bad, but it's true. That's funny, though. It's hilarious. Did I get a Mr. Medea being like a Mrs. Del Fire? Dude, somebody was in my DMs for six and a half hours, bro. Ha! Because I've pissed people off. That's funny. And he wouldn't stop. And that is exactly why on the Facebook page you will not see who is on the friends list. Because we don't want to hear that much from you. We want to hear what you think of the show. We don't want to hear that much. I'd be public enemy number one. Hey, listen. Some of our episodes are starting to come out. We've got seven episodes strong now, and I'm still waiting for Spry to come barrel him through that door one day ago. What the fuck did you say about me? He's probably too high to hit the play button. He'll find the door eventually. He was on your couch one, I mean. He can barely fit through the door. And now the Dr. Pepper comes out. Now he's really into it now. Now I got my caffeine. I'm ready to go. Anyway, so what about you? What are some of your... Let's do a thing. I'm going to go on Rotten Tomatoes. And you tell me some of your favorite movies. Let's just see what they're rated. Oh God. I don't even want to know what a half of my shit is. Let's see. Justin's all-time favorite movie, Terminator 2. I don't even want to know. Terminator 2. I can only imagine. I'm going to pop up with my head. You'll be very happy 91%. Okay. Whew. As it should be. Let's look up some controversial. What about Danny Darko? Do you remember Danny Darko? Jake Gyllenhaal's breakout role. When he was a kid. 87%. It took all classics. Yes. That was a fantastic movie. Another good movie that I've been watching a lot recently to get over my anger management spells. American History X. Let's see. 84%. 84%. Audience score is 96. Was it on the mainstream TV shows? Yeah. Let's see Shogun. You've been all over Shogun lately. 99%. Damn right. The made is 91% audience score. Damn right. That is a great show. It's a fantastic show. Have you actually watched it yet? I have. I've watched, I think I'm like half way through season one. I just don't have an hour to sit and watch a show anymore. Damn kids. Damn kids. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. I don't have any of these guys. 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I can understand why some people don't like The Walking Dead. Especially since it's a show that never dies, but it's about dead people. Like, it's one of those just dude-cheeps go. Fuck this fucking show. Let's be real. It was great in the beginning, but no one came. The first four were fire. And then it became a fucking reality show. I can't get this stupid enable ads thing off my screen. If you knew how to work your computer. Listen, I know how to work my computer. I'm supposed to be blocking the ads, but it's not. It's not doing a show, right? It ain't doing a job. There. Got it. What else? Is this spicable me for? 55%. I'm going to learn these. I want these icons. These ones are tomato, ones are a little green splat. One's a dude throwing up. What is it? I want to know what the fucking problem is with the spicable me for. Maybe that it's the fourth one, and it's like, come on. There's movies that have five, six, and seven. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, and they are increasingly worse. You know what I just heard about? There's a show. There's a snow piercer TV show. Yeah, it's like, oh, there's like four seasons. Yeah, they just released in last season, I think. Why does all the good shit get fucking canceled? That's how the world works. They don't want you happy. They want you. How about this? Satiated. Instead of canceling TV shows, we just start canceling humans. I have a big old list of people they can cancel. Hey, you're if? 49%. It's loved it. 88% of the audience. Audience loved it. Because the audience is right, the critics are not. Inside out too is hitting it high, 91%. Which they should. Yeah. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. All right, now here's my thing. Talking about shows that don't die. Let's talk about, and talk about movies that don't die. This motherfucker. How many, I can't, how many, I'm going to look it up. How many Planet of the Apes movies are there? This is seven. No. I'm telling you it's seven. It's six or seven. I already, I've already looked. The original series had ten films. The new series. Has six. Or seven. The 2001 reboot makes six, and then the three prequels, which showcase how the world fell to the Apes, round out to nine. The 10th film, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, will be arriving in May this year, which is the new one. So there's been ten too many. There's been ten originals. Oh no, there's ten films all together. Ten films all together. But yeah, another one. That's enough. Okay. Enough people in eight maths, running around. Great. Your CGI's gotten a lot better. We've had enough. The originals were great. I used to love playing the Apes. When it first came out, you'd damn dirty Apes. Yup. Damn you, you damn dirty Apes. But yeah. Yeah, fuck you too many. I think we've, uh, killed right into me at this point. Yup. They can go fuck themselves. I'm going to send this to their email address. You're going to, you're going to rescind your membership. I'm going to send my membership to-- I want to rescind a lot of shit recently, especially friendships too. So this might be on the list too. So if, all right. So if Rotten Tomatoes is finally out, where are you going to go for reviews? Let's put out, let's start it. Let's put it out there. The world needs to know where to go to for reviews. Me. This is where you go for reviews, me. The king of truth reviews. This is, this is, I cannot tell you how many people have reached out to our emails and said that they go to us for our reviews. We just put out an episode of our mid-year reviews with the new cast of people. Me, Mad Max, and B. That is the new crew. Oh, the B took the spot. B took the spot. Good. I'm happy to hear that. Because I still want to know you haven't heard from Will. No. I did see him yesterday. He's going to surface. What? I did see him yesterday. Where? You want to hear this? Of course, we need our segment every show about what's going on in our life. I knew what time he took lunch and where he went to lunch. And I was already in Bel Air doing stuff. And I was driving down Main Street. This motherfucker is doo doo doo doo doo. So he goes into the same place, same time, every day for lunch. He told me that when we were actually cool. So I parked out front. I got out the car and I stood there. And looked him directly in the eyes and he couldn't look me in the face. Because you are a piece of fucking shit. You don't want to do that. He even mad on boss confronted him. You should do it every day. I thought about it. But one of these days I'm going to get kicked off and smack this piss out of his mouth. Go, go, wherever he goes. Don't call it out because we don't want the whole world kicking this guy's ass. Go to wherever it is and get lunch before he gets there and stand out there on the street eating whatever it is when he walks up. If you are listening to this show, his name is Will Wilkins on Facebook. Send some hate mail his way. God. Call him out. Where are you? Cancelled. Will Wilkins on Facebook. He's got a dumb fucking oral jersey on, so send your hate mail his way. Tell him he's a piece of shit prick. It's all you need. Piece of shit prick and then unfriend him. At gmail.com. At gmail.com. No, his email is W Wilkins 300 at gmail.com. Hey, is that too far? Is that too far? Is that too far? We got news. You got news. You have just been picked up by a sponsor. I have not. For your, you don't even have a name yet. Not after giving somebody's name an email address. But yeah, so you have, now you've got a bunch of these podcasts going. You've got your own little, what do you call it? Real truth productions. Real truth productions. So look out now. All of our, all our podcasts now, you're going to see it underscore underline of real truth productions and you don't know how to find us. Oh, by the way, it's W Wilkins 500 at Yahoo.com. This email address. You're really gutting this. Oh yeah. Like tell him to jump off a cliff. Throw a brick through his house. Whatever you would like to do. I will give you a poster to wrap around his, the brick. Throw it through his house. Send, send, send your video proof to the Facebook. Send your video proof to the Facebook and I will retweet it. That's fantastic. Oh, and, and his password is base ox 300. Exclamation. Now you're, now you're going too far. You give out a social security number next. I deleted all of his movies on video. He left it long day in my house bro. I was like, you're, I am the last person to piss off. You log in on my wife on your shit and you don't think I'm going to do something after you go to everybody. Go fuck yourself. Don't fucking goose me. Now he's sitting at home right now going. I wish I had moves to watch. Oh yeah. I wish you had friends to talk to you. Watch some of the Netflix right now. And rent. That's a house. How's B doing? Let's like, let's plug that one. Lights camera reels. Which by the way, I looked at it. The podcast is called a movie podcast that hurts feelings. The tagline is lights camera reels. Yep. Lights camera reel is not the name of your podcast. I went through that whole, all your pages yesterday. And I was like, like, remember how I couldn't find dark society? Yeah. Who says it's called dark, it's not, it's called the truth is spoken. Dark society is the, who it's by. Should they put the tagline? The tagline first for some reason. That's weird. Right. Well, your byline, soon your byline is going to be the truth. What is it called? Truth. Real truth productions. I got to see all your podcast will save real truth productions under it. I have to. And I'm trying to have it categorized as that. And it's a pain in the ass. Oh, I believe it. It's already a trademark. It's already mine. You can look up lights camera reels, a movie podcast that hurts feelings. Now with new host, B is in our comments all the time. Brandon is now the new host. The other me. Partner. The doppelganger. The doppelganger for a different timeline. The one who wishes he could be as good as me. You just find for no reason. I'm just waiting. I'm looking at the comments. I'm waiting for him to say so. But he's an awesome guy. How's he doing now? What is his opinions? Oh, he almost got cussed out the other night. That means he's doing a good job. Cussed out by you. Yeah. Good job. Good job, big. Keep it up. Keep up the good work. Because his opinion is trash. And that's a good thing. Okay. You needed some varying opinions. You guys agreed way too much. We're going to bring him as a co-host on this one just so we can, we can double team you over here. That sounds really wrong to you. I don't want my, I don't want to be double team by two men. Oh. I know who wants to be double teams by two men though. Ah. That'll be Wilkins 500 at Yahoo.com. I'm glad I'm very happy to hear that B took over that spot. And I'm very happy to hear that he's doing a great job pissing you off. Yep. Because I can't do it. He needs he's the other me. Right? We got a, we got a, we're on the same wave like there. Oh, by the way, uh, Madam boss has compared me to, uh, Josh and Scott and Spiegel. Which one was Spiegel? I think that's me. Hell no. Spiegel's too loud to be you. No. He, she, she said out of all the shows that she likes this one better. So hope, but hopefully I've changed the personality of the other one. When Spiegel got onto the, the air. Do you remember when it was Kirkmark and Lopez? Yes, I do. I have CDs from Kirkmark and Lopez. They had the best radio show. How would Stern had nothing on these guys? Right? And then it was, uh, I think Lopez laughed. It was Kirkmark, Kirkmark and Spiegel or something, something and Spiegel. And then now Spiegel's doing one left. He's fantastic. He finned. I, I wait the day when I'm back on the East Coast and I can listen to them again. You want to know to be funny? I should. If our email is just flooded with people screenshotting that they're sending hate mail to, to that. Do it. Do it. A Facebook page is there. One of the words. Two words. One of the words. My birthday just passed. So please do this for my birthday. Bladed birthday present for the king. He wants video proof of your hate. It's just generally. If you want to go a step further, you can run him over. Like. No, no, don't say that because I'm going to go run over everyone with an oral jersey. Well, they should be ran over. It's going to be a massed oral homicide out there. Don't. Don't run anybody over. We don't want them hurt. Okay, we just want to know that you're making his life miserable. And by we, I mean him. Oh, we're hitting one. I thought that. I will accept either one. I will accept either one. Wow. All right. Well, we've exhausted our. Our opinions on rotten tomatoes and other people. This is going to Apple and then I'm going to be like, what are you guys doing? I'm having a great time. You can't censor us. No, Apple is going to look and see that there is not one person listening to our shit. And I'm like, we don't give a crap. How about this? Take him censored shit because the third part of the dark society is centered. Because I go on a rampage and tell everybody what he does every day in its whole areas. Tell him you. You want to hear you want to hear King's true feelings. Go to the truth is spoken by dark society. I will give you a slight tease. I think I scream into the microphone. The last time I want to hear his name is through an obituary. You know. Well, I got called into a meeting with them and they're like, dude, you got to pull it back. I said, you really told you that? Ted S. I had two meetings for two episodes. They said, they said, bro, you need some therapy. No, no, no. They said you are the realest motherfucker on this network. It's what they said. Shit. Oh, yeah. I am just too bad for people. That's quoted, right? Guess what? Apple's going to ghost me just like Wil did. On that note. And at that point, I can have my real feelings come out. Real? That's why it's called a real truth. Hey, I want to know something. When are we going to see more smoke sessions with Sprite? After next Tuesday because I'm waiting for the timeline to align. Waiting for the timeline. He did. You've recorded quite a few though, haven't you? I think I got like four in the chamber. Three or four in the chamber. You guys will start seeing more smoke sessions with Sprite featuring the Sprite. The Sprite. The legend on this show. He's a lot of Pokemon. So if you guys see him out, throw up a Pokeball item. He's a giant fucking snarlight. You see him sleep on the side of the road. Play a blue throw up ball. See what happens. Pretty much. Treat him like the dragon's or in Power Rangers. He'll start dancing. He's like a snarlax. Just walk around him. Hey update. The hatch should be ready this week. So when are you in mind? I'm supposed to send me a test sample real fast soon. And then after that he does a print and we should have merch. Okay. So merchandise is coming. So what do we get first? The hats or an apology from Will? Oh the hats. You'll be hard pressed to get a word from Will. Okay. He is not going to speak to you ever. He's so mad at me. He's so mad at me. He's like stop it. I love you. Stop it. Why did you tell everybody? But just so you know. Yeah. I have a line on hats. Nice. Nicely done hats. When do I get any shirts? We'll put it out there. I'll put it on the Facebook page. You all can see it if you want to put in orders you can. And then our sponsor is B's wife's company. What's their company name? Maine made. Maine made. Maine made is got her cricket running. Oh, thanks for coming. Oh, and another shout out to B Lance Photography. If you need photos taken, hit up Brian. B Lance Photography. B Lance Photography. They could even make Justin look good. Good. Absolutely not. They take the shine off his big bald head. And they take friends out of my life. I am exiting people out of my life just like a window. That's right. Sometimes you just need a purge. Yes, you do. Not that way. And until next time. This has been War of the Worlds with B Random and the King. Thank you all for having an old with us and we hope you avoid the ride. Please stay seated until the ride has come to a complete time. Make sure you grab all your belongings and get the hell out of here. Until next time. [BLANK_AUDIO]