We talk to the man the myth the legend SPRY and all hell breaks loose! Tune into The Smoke Sessions With Spry for the EPIC CONCLUSION!!!!
The Dark Society Of War!
Spry and Tribulations Part 1
(upbeat music) - Welcome to We Are The Words. I'm B random and he's the king of controversy. And we're your host, Peter talk about whatever the fuck we want. It'll get loud, it'll get messy, and feelings will get hurt. Now it's time to pick the side, load up, and strap in. Let's go. Welcome back to All The Words. I'm B random and he's the king. Today we have special guest, The Spry. The aforementioned Spry that everyone loves Spry, but hey, we got some stories to tell. Spry's here to give us insider scoop on the life of Spry. We call on this episode, Spry's and Tribulations. And I'm very excited. Can you tell? I'm ready to go. Are you ready to go? - I'm ready to go. Let's do this. - All right. - Hi, how the fuck are you? Hi, as a queen. - I'm glad he's not in my house. - That's all I can say. - I'm gonna ask him, where are you? - Whatever. - Spry, how's your life been? How's life, buddy? How's everything been going for you? - Yeah. - I'm getting right to it. - Let's jump right in. - Oh, yeah. I hate that I can't smoke all of your house sucks. Bad relationship. - Don't use the name. We'll call it. - Don't use the names. I will have to censor it. - Yes. - It sucks. - I'll be. - 'Cause I'm a fucking idiot. - You're who? - You're what? - You're what? - You're who? - You're who? - You're who? - You're friend. - You're friend. - No. - I have been in a good relationship with the Nikko. That is my wife. - Sing it. ♪ Tell me why ain't nothing but ♪ - Okay, my name's. - Heartache is right. - What's my wife? - And my wife. And my wife. (laughs) My wife. Oh. My wife. Someone, I'm gonna tell you why, Justin. Tell you why. So, I have an old habit that I didn't beat or didn't let go when I was dating my wife. And it turned out, you know, it was fucking up. - Fuckin' up. - Fuckin' up. - Fuckin' shit. - Because of me. - Get a wick, fuck outta here. - I'm married to you. - I'm married to you with a buffet. - She did. - On her. - Before the marriage? - I. (laughs) - Yup. - A week before everyone. A week before. - Week. - Week. - Those three times. - King's taking his headphones off, he don't want to hear anymore. He's done. - He's done. - He's gonna get a snack. - One is actually-- - We are three in this day, don't worry, don't wanna be here. - One was-- - Let's get birth. - One was-- (laughs) - He went into the hotel. (laughs) - Ah. (laughs) - Mmm. - Oh. - Um, um, there was one when we was two months in our relationship. - Spine. - Spine. - There was one-- - Spine. - We had an episode-- - We moved in together. - About friendship. - I thought we were pretty much-- - That was a new thing. - You all hear about that soon. - It was-- - We had an episode about friendship and what a real friend was. Before we continue, try what's a friend to you. - He likes techs, techs, he doesn't see the details. - Doesn't know that we're all going with this. - That's right. - That's right. - We determined that a friend is someone that tells you what you need to hear, not always what you wanna hear. - People looking out for your interests. - All right. Got your back. - I don't know. I don't know. - I don't know. I don't know what you need to hear, not always what you wanna hear. People looking out for your interests. - All right. Got your back. - I don't. - I do. - Yeah? - Just-- - Guess what? - I'm sorry. - You're a fucking idiot. - You four minutes in with a new-- - You're a fucking motherfucker. - You stupid-- - You stupid-- - Dude, every-- every sign pointed to goat. - Just-- - And everything. There's not a moment in your relationship, but at point to the word "go." - This motherfucker-- - Hey, hell! - The motherfucker saw red flags and went colorblind. - He saw red flags and he hit the fucking gas pedal. - He sees the husband-- - He sees the husband-- - No, no! - Right? All right. It's stopping for no one. What the hell was going through your mind? What is wrong with you? - No! - No! - No! - No! - No! - Stop! - Yeah. - Tell it like it is. You made a mistake. The big mistake. (laughter) I don't know if I'd say that. It didn't last long enough to be of your life. - No, it hurt. - You were married for 10 minutes. - No, it hurt. It's a big mistake. - We didn't have time to put a poll together to see how long it would last. That's how short it was. (laughter) - I was right on the money. I was right around. (laughter) - I made the biggest mistake of my life. - It's over. I'm glad that it's over. We were worried. We were seriously worried for your well-being. - It's not over. - I'll shoot. - I'll shoot your ass. - Allow him to speak more because I'm afraid this is going to drop off a cliff further. (laughter) - Keep going, buddy. I want to know. Get it all out. Get your feelings out. We're here for you. The chat is here for you. I think I haven't looked at it. - Here's the thing. After this, I'm going to need an episode called therapy. - Thank you. - We're going to be all kinds of podcasts. - So you cheated. - Yeah. - Multiple times. - Three times. - Got it. - Okay. - Red flag. - Another one. - That's growing up red flag. - So cheated. Three times. Multiple times. So after that, after the arguing and married, after being married and everything, we are. We argue for like a whole damn month, pretty much. And then we decided. (laughter) - He said it red flag. - He went searching through the icons to find the red flag. - This episode needs to be called a red flag. - Red flag. - Because of me. - Red flag is a lot of things I've done. So, yes. So, yeah. Three women will do that to you. So I pretty much fucked up a lot. So, yeah. So, after we talked and we worked things out, she was still filming the same way. So. (laughter) - How many kids went down to where she's from? - She's from PG County. - Taco doctor. - Not a man. We are up to two red flag. Continue. - Keep him coming, Chad. Keep him coming. - Keep him coming, please. - She's got a guy that she goes to for the last 20 years. - It is a taco doctor. - Three. - Okay. - Okay. - It's not to get a thickening, right? - Like the taco doctor. - How do you know? Did you go over there? - Yeah. - How the hell do you know? (laughter) - I feel like a lighthouse. - I am not going anywhere without light beam shine. - I'm just being honest with you. - Oh, no, no, no. So. I don't think Jesse would survive down there. (laughter) (laughter) (laughter) - I found out after she came, I took it to, you know, the train station to go down there because taking my car. - Wait, wait, wait. - With gas. - You woke up. You fall asleep on the car? - Save gas. (laughter) - So she came back and... - Oh, got it, got it, got it. - I woke up. It was my day off. I woke up. Turned around. And there's her phone. No, I got, I picked her up from the train station. Everybody was home. I woke up. It was my day off. I had to wake up early. (laughter) - I rode over. She was in the bathroom, I think, in the shower. I rode over and I saw her phone. And she didn't take my face off the, you know, how you could have two faces on one phone. She didn't take it off, so I don't lie. - So this person that you're speaking of is not right. - Is that the baby daddy number one? - Baby daddy number two. - Baby daddy number three, or baby daddy number four? - The biggest thing with me with her is she still has this person. - Hey, hey. - Okay, okay. I have to get clarification. Is this the person you sent me the text message is on? - Before she met me. - Okay, okay. Continue. - And, no, no, no baby daddy. No, no baby daddy. This is a X that she used to do. I call him fucking four eyes. - Oh. - Yeah. Yeah. - That's the message. - So I saw some text messages with her and him. How they were planning. - Still love you. - Just holding up for going down and seeing a doctor and then her staying with him. - What was the response? - I love you too. - Yeah, fuck it. Dicked me down again. - All right. We're running out of red flags here. I could only throw so many up. I got two hands. I could only put a couple between the fingers. Like, what's going on? I got fucking red flag Wolverine claws coming out of my hands. - And that is your exact word to me. I don't like the 45 in the morning. - The response was, the response was, get the fuck out my house. - And she bought him Taco Bell. - That's an intimate thing. - Let's put another red flag for a, no, no, no, no, no, no. She bought him Taco Bell, so we get a red flag for a bitch buying another beautiful Taco Bell. - But I guess not. - Justin puts high praise on Taco Bell. - He's begging motherfuckers on Taco Bell. - We can't let go. - Now if it was fortune out of brothers. - Thank you. - Thank you, B, for all the red flags. - Yeah. - Let's get a red flag for Taco Bell. Continue. - No, no, I think he bought her. He bought her Taco Bell. - Hey, you want to feel better? - Oh, yeah. - You want to feel better? - At least. You found it on a phone. And it wasn't. - Let me see your name now. - Justin, what's the name? Sitting next to you texting your wife. - Phone. - Next to you. - Right. - How much he loves her. - So now just how much you want to touch her. - So get it right. - Yeah. - Right! - That right next to him. Justin's looking over his shoulders there. What the fuck are you doing? He's texting his wife. How much I love you. - Yeah, we just thrown all the business out. - Yeah! So, I don't feel bad. It's happening all the way around. - We doing this in this. - Uh oh, you just throw it. Oh, there you go. Your camera can't handle the smoke. - Oh! - You found it. - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - That's all good. - That's all good. - Continue Taco Bell. Taco Bell Red Flag. - Life is getting better for you. - So... - So we... Oh! - That's a green flag. - That's a green flag. - This has to use an app. - We have a... - We have a... We got a voice hat for the Wi-Fi. - It's like streaming Wi-Fi. - I mean, an audio file. - I'm gonna call it Ground Zero. - Yeah. - So we had... - Of her going off and he said, "I don't want to talk about it. I just want to be left off." - Yeah. - I'm gonna call it Ground Zero. - Yeah. - I'm gonna call it Ground Zero. - Yeah. - So we had... - Of her going off and he said, "I don't want to talk about it. I just want to be left off." - I don't want to be left alone. - I don't want to be fighting. - You think? - I don't want to be fighting. - Let me have Spry time. So he was on his way over here and she held him up. - Hit it all out. - Was that the same day you were talking about, sir? Okay. Okay. I just remember the one. - All right. Now listen. Listen. - Allow him to send us his stories. Keep the questions to the end. - He's over. I didn't know a question. Go ahead. What's a... Bring us around. How did all this come to a... 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I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - I'm gonna look at this. - A lot of it was caused by her. - I fucked up. - Let's be real. - I fucked up. - A lot. - A lot was caused by her. - I mean, but would you say that? - And? - Even though you have owned up to your mistakes. - A lot of it was caused. - Because he has laws because I mean... - Uh oh. - Watching the chat closely. Here it comes. - What should we be about that? - His part is deeper. All right, it's fine. It's good deeper. - Is it deeper than the Taco Bell you bought? - You started this whole fucking bullshit. - Oh, oh, oh! - I'm ready. - Okay. - Yeah. Don't like that there. All right, this is battling to the chat. The viewers, the listeners can't hear the chat. We need to keep them up to date. - This is gonna get left field when I'm ready for it, because this is gonna be the first person I make rage quit this weekend. - Sprite, are you happy? - He's not gonna be happy after this end. If I got a climb a couple of flights of steps, I will. - Justin, you can't climb any steps. - You don't even know what happened 10 seconds, 10 seconds. - One step at a time. You're like an old man. - Listen here. - You don't dance there. - Listen here, bitch tits. - You don't dance there. - Listen here, bitch tits. - You got more roles than a Chinese phone book. Tell the whole truth. - Tell the whole truth. The whole truth is nothing but the truth. Let it out. Let the truth set you free. - You're gonna need one of those fucking things that carries the old people up. - This is bad. - This is bad as texting somebody. - I did say the whole truth. I was just texting bitches some freaky shit and told a bitch to give me a picture of him pussy. - A quarter. We're 25% of the way there. - I'm telling it first started when I texted it. - Okay. - I'm not saying Ray Rice or nothing, but I'm just saying sometimes you got to. - She's probably talking about the one time. - Okay. - That was two, where's the third one? - I mean, yeah, but I was arguing because you both text and X's is what I'm hearing. - Pretty much. - We'll go back to Rax. - He started the agreement. - Not whispering in the microphone. - But here's the thing, the third one was telling the my pussy's blowing a little bit as well. She doesn't have anything to talk about. - That's a weird image. Thank you for that. - Now all the listeners are going like, how does that work? Little soap of water. - Guess what? I'll play both sides. I don't give a flying fuck. It doesn't hurt me none. - Okay. He cheated three times, but yet you buying random bitches - I'm just saying. - Let's really put some high, talk about up on a high pencil. - I'm being really tame with this because I don't want to make her cry because I will make her cry. And this probably will be upset at me. I don't want that. - I am here for Spry. I'm here for you, buddy. - I am here for everybody but her. - The voice of reason. All right. We can play both. You're both nuts. I'm sorry. You're both crazy. - I want Spry to be happy. I don't want him to be looking over his shoulder the rest of his life. All right. And same goes the other way around. - Actually, I kind of need Spry to die. So I can. - I know. He owes you $100. - So I can get $100. - Yeah. - Chuck. - Yeah. - So, I'm waiting for the chat to answer my question. Why do you still hate my wife is the question. - I hate your wife. - I'm just saying. - He's an angel. - Then why the fuck does she not come over together? - You almost had it. - She's already got Leroy. - Until when, right? Until when? - Cause she thinks that she likes me. - To be honest with you. - Tip for tat don't work in a marriage. - To be honest with you. I don't care what you do before I ride or die with you. You already know. - Remember that tater? - I've already told you this. Straight to your face. I don't care what you do. I ride or die with you. - I was a hunker because he was just arguing. - You and her could be on the side of a quiz begging for your wife. I would kick her in the face and grab you and pull you up. - And you would fall your ass over again. No way you're pulling him up. - I'm just saying. - You get a rope. - I'm just expressing my feelings here because to be honest. - Oh, he's running away. Come back. - Are you rage quitting? - Don't take us with you. We've already had bathroom stories we don't want to go through again. - Oh, my poor toilet downstairs. - Oh, no. Please don't miss. - You're allowed to answer that. Ask your wife. How about this? - I got to use the bathroom. - After this weekend. After this weekend. - Shots fired. - I think we should get a group podcast and hash this out on the podcast for all four of us. - We should do that one for King's Court. That'd be great. - King's Court. - You can hear you hear you. - Because here's the thing. She said he's not telling it all. I want to hear it all. I will pass judgment. I'm just saying because somebody's not telling the rest of the story. I want to hear the story. To be honest with you. I want to hear the rest of the story. I'm just being honest. People make mistakes, but. All right. Let's recap a little bit. Since we got a little bit of time. - I need a therapist after this. - We came in here to hash it out with Spry. See what the hell's going on in his life. Apparently I was lost a little bit. I apologize for that. Spry told us, came out, said, I cheated three times. On this woman before we even got married. All right. And then they did. Apparently they worked it out. We all thought that I thought the divorce was already in. Y'all talk about it and all of a sudden here we go. We're back together again. My question is why are either one. Look at the flags. Look at the flags. They're waving in your face. Both of them are colorblind as fuck. Right? I want you to be happy. I want our man to be happy. But I don't want to see you live in a life of like shit being pushed down. You throw it all the time. And if you're having these thoughts or these urges, listen to them. They're telling you, they're giving you information to telling you a story. Okay. Saying your life is not where you're going, where you should be. Because if this was somebody that you really loved, you wouldn't be doing that shit. You wouldn't even think about it. It's not even in the vocab. All right. And that goes both ways. All right. If she's still saying, I love you to some random dude, then that should be a sign. And I'd be like, maybe we should stop and think about this. To be honest, I'm just ready. I want you to be happy. He's got his weight. He's good to go. So I wish we, I wish I could be there. We didn't, we'd go out. We'd go all good together and do this in person. Go out. Buffalo wild wings. All you can eat. Even if I was, I'd still be happy. Ain't no one going to keep me down. Got my weed. Ain't no one going to keep me down being at the press. I thought it was Han Solo. Han Solo. Han Solo in the chat. We got Han Solo in the fucking chat. Saying how that is. Han Solo will tell you, listen to him. You had a divorce. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with divorce. I'm just saying, get it. If that's what you're going to go and get it. Is there a name, Hannah? Right, Hannah? Yeah. Oh. The first one. Would you like to hear my story? That's a fantastic story. I got that. A fantastic story. So this is a fantastic story. Out of the blue. Since you want to open up a bit, I will do this one more time. And that is it. Let's go. This is the last time we're talking about it. So the people. The story. Hear about it in the chat. This is it. This is the second time. This is going to be the third time in life. He's already heard. Be. Yeah. Yeah. He knows what's coming. This is it. So the people in the chat, this is the last time. Unless you hear the first episode of The War of the Words. So this is a throwback to the first episode. So I was with my first wife for almost four or five years. And we decided to get my laugh. And we were living together after my mom got sick. And she could not walk anymore. And so she moved in after we got married. So she moved in. And we moved into the basement to have more room. And more space. And we were married for another five years. So it was a grand throw of. Eight and almost nine years together. So. And. Everything was fine. I worked. My first job and I had a part time job. And I paid for it. I worked. I worked. I worked. I worked. I worked my first job and I had a part time job. And I paid off all of her student loans. He was working for a while. I paid. That was the last days. I was doing two jobs. I was doing 170 some hours a week. To get her debt free. I got her debt free as soon as I got. How did she repay you? By stealing my car and living and leaving me to go with her boss. She was out of the blue. Out of the blue. All of us. She unfriended. She unfriended me. The morning of her going to work. Unfriended all of my family. Just cut everyone off. Cut everyone off. She was already complaining about you. She was the one that was complaining that you changed and you're not the same person. My mom. After your mother denied. My mom passed away. Yeah. It's February the 17th of 2020. 2020. 2020. 2020. And three weeks later she leaves me and said I changed. Just you've changed. Which to me says I'm looking for an excuse. She then tries to. Hey, how about you shut the fuck up and let me finish the story. She then tries to hit me with alimony. Yeah. Bullshit. Then she forgot that I had access to her. Verizon account because I paid for her phone bill. So I pulled up 13 pages of cheating text messages and I said if you want to do this. We can go to court. I sent her a photo of a envelope. And I gave her a page of the text messages that she was texting. And I said you have two options here. I can either we can either get the voice and we never speak about this again. Or I can file for alimony and I can bring this to court. I never got alimony papers. I don't know why. I thought that she was being blackmailed for the longest time because she literally just up and left. So she would not talk to anyone. She rolls out. So I was still living at my old house. She had her boss come to my house and start a fight with me. Little guy. And he's about five five four. And about five hundred fifty fifty five pounds. And I'm like, are you fucking for real baby? I'm like, you don't want this. He's like, you just need to give her divorce. I said, I'm about to give you an asshole. I'm like, yeah, balls on that guy. And you can't see him, but they're there. And of all time, you want to you want to come to my house on Halloween. Bring everybody when my family's there. If I had a gun, I would have shot him in the fucking face. Oh, my God. Then, then we, I got to go go a little bit deeper here. He tries to talk afterwards. He said, if you want to do this, how about we sign the papers and we will fight in the middle of the street or main street. I said that, so I rolled up with three people deep and said, if we're going to do this. Main street style, we're going to do it in the street. She had to get the way that she was. She had to even it out. She showed, she actually showed up alone. And she goes, can we talk? I said, I think we're past. Go away. And she goes, all right, then I said, okay, so we went to the room, signed papers. She tried to do this little, this little bit of trying to hand me a pen. I said, I'm not touching that hand. I know what that hand said, not the pen out of her hand. Grab the pen, signed it, put all of the text messages down on the table. And I said, you can pick these up on the way out. And I left. So I'm going to bring the story together. So my other podcast, lights, camera reels, by the way, go check it out. After all the fun, our podcast. Our first three episodes, somebody slides into my Facebook for the show. And it's my ex wife. Yeah, she slides in and goes, hey, glad you're doing great. Love the show. So I go, I go through the followers. I go block. Fuck you. So on our latest episode, I go on a fucking tirade about her. I'm like, why are, why do you even go? We're done. Stop talking to me. Fuck off. I hope you die in a fiery car crash. That's what, that's the news I want. Die in a car crash. That is your go to wish or anyone you hate. Yeah. You said it about everyone you hate. Because here's the thing. You want to talk now. I don't want to talk. And if you keep sliding into the people's the end, I will talk about you on here. And I will send it to you. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. We've long been saying that Justin needs a non-disclosure agreement on his front door. For anyone that walks in his house. Fair game. So here's the thing. I am, I'm nice to a point. You do anything, you say anything, empty promises will. I will fucking light you up. I'm just saying. Oh, and by the way, we will have a new host this weekend on lights, cameras. I'm good now. It's as done as my first marriage was. Might as well call that your second marriage. That's good. Your unofficial marriage will. So. So. So. So. So. But yeah, that's a little backdoor on why I'm the biggest ass. Why? Because I don't push it. What we're trying to tell you, spray is it there's still life. Life goes on. Follow. Follow your heart. There's no life in me anymore. Follow your heart. Look at Johnson. His life is great now. Oh boy. I haven't seen the boss in the chat for a minute. So I don't know if she's still there. Pump the breaks. Pump the breaks. Please pop that bitch in reverse. Because it's great, but it's not great riding the couch. It's not a great ride in the couch. Let me just let me just message the boss. Now let's get to the real, real question here. Yes. I'm going to talk to the, to the chat for a second. We have game night coming up on the 29th. Is there anybody special going to be there? I'm looking at the chat. I want to, I'm going to see her confirm or deny. Okay, she said me. She will be here. So that's good. That's fine. Cause I didn't think that was the you. I'm ready to add her to the group chat. But I got to see her again before she gets privileges. Is this the one you were telling me about? That's the, that's the one. The new, the new member, the new member that had. Trying, trying to get in on the, the inner circle. No, no, no. She, somebody was trying to get in. Oh no, the, the whole thing. By the way, it'll be safe when you come this time. You can hear that episode up now on Apple podcast and Spotify. It's called weekend crazies. Please check it out. Yes. We can try these just dropped on Apple, Apple podcast and Spotify. And we got her permission to release the episode because I was not. I have screenshots for you. What? Oh my God. Sounds like a new episode in the making everyone. Oh my fuck. We just got. Hey, we were going to record on the 29. Are we not going to do that now? We should record your game night. Yeah. Uh, uh, be, can you bring that other microphone back? Cause this is going to get sexy really quick. I think we need to get Hannah on the show and she did her point of view. I have a question. I have a question. You have a lot of questions. I have a question. Hannah, will, would you ever come on the show and give us the details in your divorce? We want to hear everything from your point of view. We want to hear everything from you. Please say yes. Oh, we definitely. Yes. She said she will do it. We are bringing the exclusives. This show is about to skyrocket. Fuck you will. Fuck you. We don't need you. Okay. I'm getting. I'll be a safe space. No, no, uh, no asking for feet pics or anything in particular. No feet pics from us. See a feet safe. Everyone will be wearing socks. Everybody will be. We'll keep their shoes on for just for pure safety. Take your precautions. This episode is. There's a party socks only. That's going to be the episode title. Socks only. There is a feet safe place. This is going to be fucking fire. By the way, all of you are welcome. Don't miss it. Game might live in point nine. We're recording live from game night. Be there or be fucking sure they all sign the NDA. There will be a big NDA. There will be no dick sucking talking. There will be no hand gestures. There will be no end bombs. There will be nothing. Oh, I can't wait. How are we going to do it? The boss came back. I missed a lot. Don't worry. I will play this for you later for you. Hurry home. You can catch the end. Spry is a piece of shit. No, he's not. He's just a dumbass. Or maybe he's a dumbass piece of shit. I don't know. Dumbass piece of shit. Fat piece of shit. Spry is my go-to. By the way, Danica, you are not invited. I'm just saying. The boss is waiting for you. Yup, because I'm about to pick her up. Dumbass piece of shit. You're on here recording. You're on here recording. She's waiting for me to go home. It's fucking piece of shit. I got places to go and people to see and babies a kiss. Alright, we're up. Spry. And Ryan. Spry, I get a clue. Fuck you, Spry. Spry, when is the next time I will see you? You're kidding me? He's going to be dead by telling me. I'm a birthday party. He's belated birthday party. I'm about to cash out. Just not in the car. Alright, good. I know B won't be there. He'll see me. Hopefully. He's hiding until after we do the religion talk. He's hiding. We're doing a whole thing about religion. We're making sure B is going to be on there. This Saturday? Yeah, stay tuned for that one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Another news flash. Can I? Are you coming to my party? I'll be up there. She just said that. You talking about me not having a clue? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is she coming to the party or game night or both? I'm talking about game night. Never mind. Refresh. Oh. What will happen on said game night? We'll find out. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. Listen to our shit. Go check out main maids, the official sponsor of the show. Go listen to our shit. Go listen to our smoke sessions with Spry. Make sure you come and come and check out the Facebook page. Friend there so we can push out our links to be in the live chat. We've got our usuals in here, but we love to see more. I want to know what everybody has to say. And if you all want Spry back, let us know. Get in the comments. That's right. Don't forget to check out lights, camera reels and smoke sessions with Spry on Spotify and Apple iTunes, Apple podcast. All right. And spread the word. We need more of you. We want more of you. The more of you, the more of us. All right. We keep doing this if you want us to. We're not going to keep doing this if y'all don't get in the comments and tell us how much you love us. If you like what you're seeing, if you like what you're hearing, put it out there. Get it out in the world. And we hope to see you soon. Until next time. Who? Fuck yourselves. Get the fuck out. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]