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I'm really good I do I do it out there Oh raw Because the name is on my raw Saint Brown. I'm a rock. So I think all Ross ain't brown Royal dog and bitches look great. All right In 2024, you must not value your health That's not a full way to go. That's not right. I get shot like listen to the young GZ From the itches, please You know you know what got there. Yeah, everybody telling everybody is everyone's gonna ask what happened Yeah, but you know, yeah, what that I mean well At least niggas know I was getting pussy. I think that's already established. I don't think you never know I don't think you need to die over it Every day every day every day every day every day every day. I'm a pussy right now Oh, I'm sure there's three there's something again Brooklyn right now. I'll kill you for this bitch Our guest two weeks ago, Mandy was ready to many was ready to see God. Oh, yeah, he did say he wasn't This my bitch cuz I know you're trying to tell me to leave I'm not gonna leave so what you're gonna. I can stop fucking with you, too Oh, wow, that's intense. Yeah So we have a special guest today Join us. I mean you born and raised in LA, but yeah, you're here in the DMV area I ran across your IG a while though one you were shit talking me I don't know how your bingles man fuck me up. I mean when you were going back and forth and I don't I'm Already saying you already did so I was just talking you she can talk with me. Oh my gosh You're like, oh, we use up celebrate and you're like nigga. We're playing dirt fingers like don't care. They were on the field My dad's from Milltown, Ohio And so he's a big old fan So I grew up a big old span which I also want to point out now like I haven't spoke to my dad in two weeks because they just announced the VP pick is from Milltown, Ohio Donald Trump's VP pick. Oh, yeah, so I hate events. Yeah, yeah So I like have beef with my dad by association. Oh, he's from Who knew right, but who knew who this man even I've seen your stand-up most these most of the clip that you posted everything Message there Like I'm looking I'm like you don't see the other message where you're talking my ravens. Okay, we Should have scrolled up. I literally forgot. I have short-term memory last one. Oh, I should Missing the mark Oh, you had a full response. I was really mad I really do talk a lot of shit. That's so bad. That's so bad. Oh, so we have a jazz member. And then the building I'm gonna call you baby. Okay How do you sell yours J. S. M. I any okay same same thing normal. Yeah Traditional the right way Is it just gonna be cool or you gonna be JB I'll be JB. Okay. Yeah, I've been I've been playing JB this whole time Yeah, yeah, so how are you doing today? I'm doing good. I'm excited to be here. I mean the weather sucks I will take a cloudy 80 degree day over that fucking 101 that we had yeah, that is bad. Oh wait. What's the weather? I've been it was it's pouring Now yeah, it was like 85 degrees of power. Oh nice But I would also say east coast 101 is so different than west coast 101 because it's humid here I feel like it's sticking to me every time I'm outside the heat is pretty oppressive like it makes you feel Yeah, I'll take a little bit. Thank you. Um, it makes you feel unhappy like as soon as you step outside Yeah, like I'm already having a chest feels moist like immediately. It's not a good It's just not good. You understand why east coast niggas are just so mad. Yeah all the time Like you just feel sticky and then that's my own top over top of you You know, yo, why the fuck why are you looking at me? And now you're gonna fight That's actually a thing because even like if you listen to east coast rappers versus west coast rappers west coast rappers are talking about being in the sun Fucking bitches having a good day east coast niggas be in the house making murder music like an upset Know what montill Jordan this thing he was having so much fun that niggas forgot to do a drive-by That's literally on this is how we do it I didn't even hear that lyric. It's on the first. It's on the first part. I mean the first first I think the only part we know is this is that and then we lose it Oh, you're right So much fun But I didn't realize that's I didn't realize that's what he was saying because I Block Gotta get to groove. Yeah, he went here. We had to do a drive-by You gotta get your groove. I remember drive-by. I didn't know it was too much fun He was basically basically all he was saying is that you're just lit. Oh that drive I'm literally having like an existential realization right now. I had no idea that that's what he said It's a good song It's a good song. It's on frickin cell phone commercial. I'm not told Jordan. I hope you're listening to this. Yeah You don't drink. I don't drink two years sober. Yes Yay. Yeah, I'm the water girl. Let's fucking go Like because we can go It's not gonna let you cross. That's somebody you're very right. You're very right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right Yeah, no, I mean, I'm pointing out there because uh people come like, oh, I don't know if I can come on tequila So I was like, no, we have other. Oh, yeah, we have other options. I think we're at them, but you'll see what happens. They're right Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. I'm nervous. Don't be nervous. Okay. We're gonna do shots. We're not gonna do We got to try something else We would never do anything to hurt you. So if I don't want to answer it that I just take a shot. I love that. Yeah, okay We'll get to that later first. I'll find out more about you, but you say you were born already in California. Yeah Yeah, I do I just say that because it's quicker, but I really was born in walnut creek, california, which is northern california But i'm here to us. Merlin there Where so i'm sorry. It's like six hours north right outside of oakland. Oh, we would wait six hours north of oakland No six hours north of l.a. Oh outside of oakland. Yeah But I was born in the bay, but I moved in the second grade to the San Fernando valley like right in los angeles county So I can't really claim the bay Democrat Of your of your life when you were in school When I was I was all white. Okay, I was I'm not gonna hold you I went to school in calabasas aka cala black list because they're no niggas there. It's it's no niggas air Not nana nigga like what a tree to say you had no nana. This is nana In calabasas question back then Okay That's not there. I don't think I know anybody who's actually from calabasas. Yeah, I just went to school there I lived in wood and hills and then went to school Yeah Fun fact kennel and kylie jenner actually came to my sweet 16 What kennel and kylie jenner came to my sweet 16 And like I like it's one of my biggest regrets because It was like they came I didn't maximize that relation. Oh Like I know how to clean classes too. Like jenner. I think about that. All the fact I could have enjoyed it once I didn't even think about this shit. Yeah, you could have had 16 That's what I'm like, and it was right when history was getting big They were like kids of celebrities like everyone else in LA. Yeah, so like it didn't seem like a big deal And then they're too now they're so and I'm like damn I'm just I'm just a bitch talking about them on the podcast. Yeah Trish Thompson could have fucked you You know, I could have cheated with you. I haven't jumped about that. I do have a joke about that. That's so funny I was like, I'm gonna be chosen. Yeah God lined it up for you. I wouldn't aim bigger. I would aim bigger. I would have went with Travis Scott I would have stole the other one. It's Travis Scott bigger I didn't mean physically I meant like oh bigger than Trish and Thompson Travis Scott just got he made a hundred a million. Yeah for astral world. Yeah that shit was great. That's a lot of that He's tied up in lawsuit. Yeah Look at you now, I'm on a podcast in a basement Still successful. So what brought you to the DMV area? Um, I got a scholarship to play volleyball at UVA. Oh, wow So like I went to the east coast, but I was in Charlottesville for four years And then I I went to law school directly out. So I went to Howard for law school What made you just have to go to law school? Um, that's like a whole like roundabout story. Um, I think like even though I went to school around all white people growing up I don't think I was really it's like on the west coast. Yeah, I think charlotte's bill was so jarring and shell shocking for me And I was going through so much at once What'd you say charlotte was like huh? That's a different type, excuse me, that's a different type of white than calabasas white Yeah And all that happened at uva while I was there was a trump election te torches So I'm like damn like I need to learn about my fucking rights like Like and it was a recession. So like uh, there was a lack of access to jobs for millennials at the time So that coupled with like everything that was going on. I was kind of like I think I want to be like a lawyer Like it was like you want you felt called to do something Yeah, like I was like, let me just fucking go figure this out. You know, I also like didn't really want to get a job Yeah, I think I really liked being in school. I liked fucking around with my friends And then law school is way harder than I thought. I was gonna say now I was a I put them around my friends. I barely got out You could have got your masters in mask it weaving like what law school? I know but got your master's in gym. I think about it through You could have got an anthropology. You could have got it in frickin early into a rugs literally anything else Yeah Law school is so frickin vigorous. Yeah, especially your first year It was so intense. Yeah, but I just it was like and I was enticed by my earning capacity Afterwards, like all that shit. They were talking that shit to me And I was like, yeah, because arguably y'all if you come out of law school if you come out of it now This is where law school is a little tricky But if you come out of a good law school like Howard university or any of the ivs you come out making 165 that's your first You start at 165 That's when after you pass your first job. They start at 165 once probably actually up to about 185 now So can you imagine coming out of college and making? Good six figure money. Now you're up to debt to your eyebrows Yeah, people don't say and you're also working so many hours, especially your first year that you don't get to see a penny of that 175 because you're in such an asshole situation, but Stick with it get through your first second Major say no, I'm gonna get I'm getting too long. Yeah, it was like wild like I remember like my third day at school. Someone call me the n-word. What? Yeah, like the hard ER You know what was a fucking crazy? I was a birthday. Yeah, the third day. I'll even have a three days. I'll be like, what was he mean? It's only my third day out here. I don't really know. You know what's fucking crazy. The person that did it only had one leg They were a hater You should have you should I would have flipped that shit so fast babe The way I would have drawn on him white man call you a nigga with one leg Kick that nigga over You would have you should have kicked his peg leg and just put the leg around Something I feel like I was just showing shock because like all of the circumstances I'm like did a nigga with one leg just call me a nigga like yeah And then okay my other fucked up person if I start going in because it's easy work It's easy work to go on a nigga with one leg. That's why you can't do this I So I let him have it and then I walked away because I could you know what I mean Why did he call you that? It was like it was it was crazy. There was no like scenario We were just like it was drunk 3 a.m. We're all in dorms like me some of my teammates He was on the football team, which is wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait time time Time time time time out Okay, this is a thing Leg in a football game and a lot of schools He was a great quarterback. A lot of schools didn't honor his scholarship. UVA was one of the only schools that honored his scholarship They did a whole special about him on ESPN. So I'm actually hyped to meet this nigga I'm like oh, I knew about you before I got here like oh, you're the person Then football player called me a nigga And I was like, yeah with the hardy are you a nigger nigger and I was like never going to the league You lucky you even in school nigger I think I was you know what's crazy is like now. It's so easy to think about all the things you would have said It always happens. Yeah, but I'm like a sensitive ass, but I think I was just really shocked. It hurts Yeah, the first I'm trying to think of the first time a white person called me a nigger and she said it so like Meanly I think she thought I was going to react and I was like, oh wow you called me a nigger. Oh my gosh the Georgia Yeah, I was like, okay Yeah, they want you to lash out, but when she said it to me, I was like, okay. Thanks. Yeah, you think I'm a slap Oh, now you want me to slap you. That's what you want. That's what you want. Yeah, but I was like that didn't hurt my feelings Like yeah, I was over there. They called you a nigger and okay. No a nigger. I mean, well It's so hard for me to say nigger I can't do it. Um, but so what all right now I'm fine. Yes. What was the story going to start over? I was trying to do it because we stopped at that point in the story And we got stopped at the peg leg football player and now I'm in consequential How'd he why'd he call you that? That's where we're trying to go We were all just drunk like after bars. Yeah, like talking in the locker room or whatever And we were talking about I don't even remember how he said it But he was every we got on the topic of president obama Okay, and he was like this is what happens when he was like niggas as president Oh, fuck. No, I will work him And then I'm like defending barack obama who was like I like one of the greatest presidents we've ever seen and he was like You're a nigger. Just like obama And I was like whoa, you could be a nigger like ODB There are levels of of it. So that's not a bad one to be And then you know what's crazy is like sometimes you think in your head like okay There are those one-off evil people. Yeah, whatever I can deal with that It was the reaction of everyone else in the room laughing That's what fucked me up because I'm like there should be other people here Exactly. Yeah, including some of my own teammates and I remember I came across the country. I didn't know nobody And they I'm like your teammates are supposed to be the people we're supposed to ride with each other They're supposed to be gang. So I was just overstimulated. I feel like I'm like this one-legged nigga comic But then my teammates like I'm like hold I'm like am I safe in charlotte's will virginia is all I was thinking about not really It was crazy. Yeah, um, especially because I had grown up around white people and I never Experienced Like california white is different. I think southern. Yeah southern white Yeah, you went from a blue state to a real state pretty much And you went from you also had to kind of keep in mind like the social economic aspect of it all like you went from a nice Upper echelon, you know suburb to you get what you get in college. Yeah, everybody from everywhere. You know, you know what I mean Right, right doesn't come from the same That's a really good point. That's a really good point Yeah I was just trying to learn my rights. I was like I need to get the fuck out of here because it was crazy And I only applied to Howard. That should show you how fucked up in the head No, mother fuck away. Yeah, no way. Do you practice law? No, I'm uh, I'm barred, but I'm a consultant and lobbyist So I'm not in a courtroom by any means, but yeah, that's right. I'm like, yeah, hire me Hired We do plugs We are not gonna stop we're not gonna stop nobody from we actually don't want people to say certain things in the show because we like You have a job We want you to keep your job Yeah, but you know what's crazy hbc use have so many other benefits that I didn't even consider like I think I Had perms my whole life. I went natural. Oh, yeah, because I'm like it was the first time I've seen just like black women so comfortable Yeah, black hair all of that. Yeah, so I'm like that was like another thing that I did. I didn't even expect. Yeah to learn that I think yes, we're kind of In the black center growing up in the DC area because you're you saying you never went natural like I'm in fourth grade Yeah, here. I like that like that. This is where it looks like. Yeah, you guys have whole black counties of wealthy black people That's only unique to me. I'm like, I've never seen that in my fucking life. Yeah, like it's probably just us Texas and Atlanta well pockets of Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, but just Atlanta Just Atlanta proper not when it not not none of the Fulton not none of them Just try to have that PG County versus Prince George's County thing with hilarious I saw that. So apparently our half is Prince George's and this half is PG now apparently Yeah, now I will say where I grew up That was the that shit was the church Big ass house Nice I was in the bathroom like wait, I could live in this I do think there's a difference between PG. Oh over here right now. Where we are right now Those houses over here biggest fuck So then where do you consider P like between eggs at 13 Right, we go if we go on the other side of Indian head closer. I know with the shit. Um damn about south east What's that joint separating the line for south east and east over if you go about east over Forestville I feel like that's PG County. Wait, I don't get it because pea how is PG different from Prince George It's it's called Prince George the name of the county is Prince George's county But if you're from like a more hood pocket is PG That was a whole beef on the whole debate on twitter Thing let's like there's a mall out here called pea used to be called. Excuse me PG Plaza Okay, they made a big stink about changing the name to Prince George the mall at Prince George's Oh, this is the joe and hides bill. Yeah At Prince George's They were there in nigga got shot in head literally in the food court in the food court Yeah, someone came In a food court and it was like 2 o'clock in the afternoon. There were children and women there. Yeah, he just came up and That mall It's a sneaker mall any mall that's a sneaker mall is That is insane. Yeah, the only thing good there is footlocker, you got kid footlocker footlocker plus Right. It was like no, it ain't nothing else in here. Maybe an H&M That is crazy. The kid's there. Oh, oh, and they got a good smoothie spot in there. Ice ice baby Oh, yeah, H&M planet Howard. How was your experience at Howard? I loved it. I'm like I would go not go back because It's like crazy, but I would like highly encourage others to go there You know what's crazy is it's like One of the biggest indicators of where you should go to law school is this thing called on campus interviews So like the major firms come to the campus to interview students and like Howard rivals yale in regards to the number of firms that come Yeah, because people are looking for Howard attorneys. They're looking for like Social justice trained attorneys like people directly from Howard. We're like hired more than like pretty much any other school including ivy's So it's like huge benefits to going there. So like shout out Howard because you know how well We're gonna get into a debate about this, but you know how there's a handful of elite HBCU that are considered Do That's what i'm like. It's about to start a fight. I don't want to start. I want to start a fight. I want to start a fight I'm not going to I'm not going to I'm simply saying it's good to start from the age to better be up there You went to Hampton? I mean for me for me personally when I think of the elite black schools, Howard Spellman Morehouse No, yeah university What's other one? It's another one. Which one Morgan's Morgan? No I love Morgan though. I love Morgan. I love them When you think elite When I think of elite, I don't think of Hampton. What's up? I'm out of it. I went to Yeah It is nice down there in Newport news. It's beautiful. Oh, excuse me. I'm so I got my haircut. Newport news. That's the block What school is in Newport news? Oh, it is one. There is one. William mamerry. William mamerry Christopher Newport. Yeah, Christopher Newport. Yeah, Christopher Newport then and no focus in north And then V. S. U V. C. U. Yeah, all right. No, talk about it. No, I'm not going to talk about that story because I want to meet that guy We got we went down and we are right now. So, uh, no Gradually, Howard Oh my gosh sobriety, which is like You're only two years in. Yeah, great. Yeah, I'm like relatively new I think you decide if you're comfortable sharing that it was time to go sober um So the answer I tell everyone is just like I needed to stop drinking. Well, yeah, but that actually wasn't my problem I was addicted to painkillers Yeah, alcohol wasn't even really my poison like No, it wasn't like a co you were drinking it. No, it was like it wasn't even that It was like the typical story where I was prescribed them for an injury. I have two herniated discs in my back Um, they have so many other benefits like relaxing you during a stressful work day helping you go to sleep Um, I'm refilling my prescription constantly. Yeah, and one day I just start having all these weird like symptoms where I was like heart palpitations and like sweating and like Like difficulty breathing and like it would happen during workouts, but I'm like, I'm a trained athlete So I didn't it was weird that all that stuff was happening. And so One day I just went to the hospital. Howard hospital. Shout out Howard hospital and the doctor like ran my urine whatever and he was like um You have like multiple drugs in your system because I was like smoking weed. Yeah, I had drunk the night before So I was like hidden. He was like the thing that's scaring me is how much of the benzos you have in your urine And he was like how long you've been on them. I was like a month or a year and a half Yeah, and he was like long-term use his three months And I was like, oh my god And like it's crazy because if someone says oxie perk, you know, don't take those Yeah, but because it was benzos. I didn't clog in my head that that was and I have a black female doctor I'm like anything she gives me is fine, but she didn't know I was abusing my first grade. I said so I didn't even think that so he was like Uh, you need to go to rehab and I was like what I have worked tomorrow. I don't need to go to I'm like, I don't need to go to rehab. I'm like everything is fine And he was like when you go home and stop you're going to withdrawal And this is what it's gonna look like and then I start getting scared like because I'm like Because I heard about withdrawals before but when he's describing it to me, I'm like so I need to be supervised But I can't go to rehab. I literally have like I work. I work Yeah, so I'm not that much. I didn't think I think in that time. I'm not fully processing what he's saying Yeah, like I'm what it actually means to check into a rehab facility. It's a big deal Yeah, and the craziest thing is when I was going to the hospital It was like 1 a.m. At the time. It was like a little bit during the time of covid And so I called yeah I called 9-1-1 because I wanted to know what hospitals were open because some of them weren't 24 hours Some of them were not to call 9-1-1 like excuse me. Who has the shortest wait time? I just need to know really quickly before I go up there. I call listen I've called an emergency room myself and been like, what's y'all looking? What's it looking like? Before I come up there, I've been away for hours to get changed. What just let me know? I wasn't trying to drive somewhere that was closed or had a long while. I wanted to know What's the crazy part is I'm on my parents phone plan. So when I call 9-1-1 they get a notification So when I walked out of the hospital, my parents were in that waiting room And had they not been there, I would have just went home and probably continued what the fuck I was doing Yeah, because I wanted it wasn't terrible at that time Yeah, so I ended up going home and doing the withdrawals in front of my parents How was it for you? It was like it's some shit out of a movie. Yeah, like it really is as bad as it looks Yeah, I was like in and out of the hospital because your blood pressure is going up and down And then I think it's different like if you're addicted to something, you know What's coming with the withdrawals? I didn't know like it's not like I was just used to like fentanyl So I knew like all right then when I get off, it's gonna be crazy I didn't know what to expect And so it's like it's all the things that are nasty The sweating vomiting all the things and it was just terrible And it scared me enough to not want to pick up anything else. I technically could have a drink again and be fine I never abused alcohol. No Not today We don't want to start the tournament again And it's for you to make but we not let you make the decision here That means so crazy when I told you my number of the u.s Can I say you fucking wasn't you keep fucking up? That was enough to make me scared. I'm like, I'm not never touching nothing I feel like he's finally learned the lesson finally Did the answer is a not drinking? Okay, it's not dry. The answer The answer is it I'm not going to cut back on the drinking a little bit. No, I did cut back. He did. That's good. He did. He did. You cut back a lot. Yeah, you did What makes you dry when you're drunk? Um Being busy Like you don't want to call it uber. No. No, when I was a moving around it was like, oh, well You're going here. I'll have like five things to do and spend three hours and don't realize I know you did like Five shots, right? Yeah Anybody go to a party, right? Two more shots and then you gotta go here and then you gotta go home. Yeah, like even my last one I was good. I made a home down sat there. I was I was a little tense. He was like, I want some peace So I got up. I got back to the car It's so nicky. You don't even call uber eats. You didn't even that that time. I didn't but know it. I've been using so much now So yeah, now I was like that but yeah before it's actually the first my first two uber really was Also, like what if that's like a sneaky partnership with uber eats that can happen where like uber eats actually prevents drunk driving I mean, it should it should Because I dumbass niggas like me like okay. I'm you will talk about bill is technically five minutes away. Yeah, that's how you get That's how you get it. Yeah Yeah, I never I never crash or hit nobody or nothing like that. Thank god. It's always Say Touch that line Yeah, dammit number 10, right? Has a cop ever let you go That's I was like, that's a cruel question. Well when you're in DC. It's like you have done MPD Only cares about guns and drugs and you have to branish in front of them or let something offer them that you can have like I've been in front of MPD and did drugs and they're like Miss Cross the street at least like they don't care. They don't care at all. But unless you're actively The only way you could get caught in DC road the way I feel get caught DC drunk driving is if you Don't us in the middle of Georgia And ran and then ran and ran into a building It's the county cops. You got to look out for MPD is cool. Mm. But the record was flat But yeah, no, I had to go to like alternate jail and she was crazy. I almost got almost got stabbed about Mexican It was lit. I've never would have got stabbed. It makes me like yeah, that was the time of my life It was it wasn't it was I've realized at that moment. I'm not bitch Because I slept with my bed. I didn't know that was the thing. I'm new I'm holding down but I was like people in my house. I couldn't speak at both nights. I stayed How many days were you in there? I did three weekends Let him tell it he and fucking sing sing Like how you was in Charlottesville. It was like in the boonies of murder. I've never knew existed It was a bunch of like white mics. I you know the boys like from Baltimore At this stupid shit. Oh my god. I'm gonna throw them up in the carpet and got caught. That's that's insane. It was hilarious You're good, yo Everybody got very quiet anyway, but yeah, so comedy. How'd you get you guys sober and went to comedy? Yeah, like I had I had tried it once before but I like didn't really say tried it You mean like stand-up or instagram? Yeah, people always tell me go up there. Yeah, I'm a bitch. I'm not Scary that's so funny. No, um my long-term goal is to be a legal correspondent with my own show So like I've always wanted to be like if Trevor Noah was actually like about the job to Yeah, yeah, yeah, John Stephen Colbert something like that And so a lot of them when I start researching got their start in comedy And so I'm like I've always been like a little bit funny Yeah, but you know, I thought it was like a way I could promote my brand I didn't I don't know that's like what I was thinking at the time. Yeah, I got up on this stage And I actually loved that shit and like it was right around the time I went sober So I was just like looking for Another high. Yeah, yeah, that's what my therapist She was like you're always gonna have the qualities of an addict And so you just need to figure out what to place those qualities so they don't go back to what you're originally doing So I was like now I treat comedy like that. I do it like so many times a night like I'm performing all the time I just say sex you do uh, I say a week. Yeah, let's see on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. I usually hit two to three spots Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then Fridays and Saturdays are like showcases. So that's two a night. So it's probably like 10 So you really have a go. What's the longest set you've done? Uh 35 minutes Yeah, yeah, I had a lot. Yeah. Yeah. That's a long time. It is a long time. Yeah, I do a lot of crowd work though too Which but yeah, it's still good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's great Cause we like offer something there. You're like, I'm I'm blessed to have someone next to me to bounce shit off Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a long time. It's like it's like what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the first time you we look at the clock you like spent seven minutes All right. Where am I from in here? DC in the building. Who molly is that? Tour season. Right. Oh wait. No, we're in Leo season right now. Oh fuck. Yeah. So now I would say this. So you're working like shit 35 minutes is crazy. Yeah. So now this is like your thing. You're This is it's just something that you want to be. I don't know Like your full time gig or so comedy if you're a touring famous comedian can be extremely lucrative Like if you're actually, you know going on tour they're paying for your You know stuff you're making 70% of ticket sales like it could be like lit very good, but until you get there it is not It's not sustainable at all. It's called paying you do. Yeah, I've always thought that comedian comedy was a means to an end for me Like if I ever do get my own show per se, like I will stop doing comedy But I actually have really grown to love it in a way I didn't expect So what's your comedic style like Are you storytelling? Are you more joke space? Are you you said you do crowd interaction? Yeah, a lot of crowd work. I think my whole goal is to be relatable I think like relatability is really what I like put is the whole crux of my comedy I either want you to feel like you are me or like you have a homegirl like me that you're praying for You know what I mean? Like I want you to like somehow me to be incorporated into your life Um a lot of the things I talk about are relatable topics like dating My sobriety Just things that like I feel like everyone experiences in their day-to-day life that potentially they can't put into a story But they'll like understand by listening to mine Yeah, my first time seeing your last scene a few of your um clip And then the one that caught me and I started going through it a lot and looking for uh Update like more clips to come out. Yeah when you say you went on a date I'm just a perfect show the perfect because it's it's already That clip went pretty viral. It's funny because that's literally a true story And I just remember being so like fucked up in the head the entire day. And then once he said that I was like oh this makes Makes sense. This makes everything make sense He says something I was dying it was Well, he's like well first of all he said that he wanted uh his wedding band to have a diamond in it That was the first part. Yeah He wanted his wedding band He had his wedding band to have a diamond in it and then I said okay, where do you want it to come from? He's like I wanted to come from africa Um because then I'll know it's a blood diamond And then I That's like that. I was like, I don't think this is what they meant when they said support black businesses, but Wait, he wanted a concert diamond Yes, and this is the I promise you this is a true story. I wish I get like And this is before the appetite even come out. So I still got a fake interest in that now it's already done Like an hour left where I got to act you got to get through your meal at least so then I'm asking him what he does He said he was a music producer that lived in columbia maryland. I'm like possible There's a lot of studios out here wall. Don't act like that I said, I said that's a weird way to say unemployed at this point like we I know what that means That i'm a producer from colons Yeah, did he have a day job or that was his job? That was his job. That was his full job If you if you if we would make a beat If you make a beat and make a money We wouldn't be sitting right I'm like, where is it? But the whole day was just like an absolute mess He was always like saying just like out of pocket things or things that didn't make any sense Yeah, and you know what's crazy is like when you have those things happen to you in your everyday life All you have is like yourself So like you're just constantly going through your head like did this really happen how insane is this? And then when you tell a joke and everyone laughs or thinks it's insane It's the most validating feeling I can ever like describe Yeah, because you always like go through these things and you're like am I the crazy what like am I like? Why did I even go on this day? Should I have noticed these red flags and then the audience relates to you and you're like oh wow, okay? This makes me feel less safe Yeah, he told me he's like I don't get to do stuff like this often because I'm on the spectrum Okay, but because we're in DC. I had to clarify. I asked him gay or autistic There's a lot of spectrums, there are a lot of spectrums And I'm glad you asked for clarity I did The funny thing is when I said I asked him which spectrum he said does it matter Good point kind of that's what I said and then I but there was a little too much neck in the doesn't matter So I was like maybe it's gay maybe it's gay. Maybe it's gay. Maybe it's the gay spectrum I don't know but What he think is so like shit like that actually no we said when people tell stories and you tell stories and people laugh and then I think Real time so when we post shit Seven times out of ten, maybe even eight times Or even the questions y'all be asking even about sex because some weird shit can happen to you in the bedroom And you're like what the fuck and then you hear you guys talking about you're like oh Someone tried to suck I mean, I think we always say this like we tell our story so other people can feel seen at least I always say that I don't mind being the idiot on the internet for the week because Another woman feels seen heard validate it. I'll take it. I don't mind. It's not a It's not a big deal to me Yeah, like we're we're the dumb dums and that's okay Yeah, so that that's what got me into your comedy It sounds really good. So I was like oh, yeah, I fuck with it So you you think DC is a good home for comedy because I know a lot of people are awesome Yeah, I mean Austin is like a huge scene. I think there's new thing that's coming for comedy. Yeah Okay, they have this show called. Yeah Camp parents is my nigga. Yeah I think also like um People have gotten a lot more sensitive. I think and so you go to a place like Austin. They're still like A few years behind you We're not allowed to My daughter and I were watching final destination. Oh the first one. Okay. She'd never seen it and I was like The second one's like, you know, she's gonna be traumatized for like no, but there's some jokes There's some themes in there that aren't like funny anymore Like when they're on the plane. There's someone sit up front. He's special needs That's an actor who has his hand to you know, make it and jade was like Jade was like why is there a person? I was like, you gotta see it back in the day. That was a punchline Back in the day. That was like people used to go like this on a chest and it was like It was a day by life. Everybody left and so in the movie You got somebody who's like this and they like wiping the jewel off his mouth. It was funny. It was funny. It's not funny now Yeah, you're also there. Yeah. No, I mean, it's good You watch you watch kill Tony. So you got all the special needs niggas be on them motherfucking Mike and kill it Yeah, yeah, they had one Martin Phillips. He's actually from DC. Which one what's What's this special? I remember I remember everybody. Um, now I'm but I'm gonna get I don't know what what she is, but It's a dude with the glasses. Yeah Yeah, he's from DC. He just moved out there Yeah, but because they love him on kill Tony But I feel like if you're in LA or New York, that's a great place to be for already famous like yeah You get you're gonna get amazing stage time with all the celebrities It's great. DC is a great place to go if you're like starting out because you have audience members like few huge audiences great clubs people that Start their own clubs. Like you have great stage time. You can make it look lit on instagram Like it's a great place. It also is home to the DC improv, which is the number one comedy club like ever Um, but yeah, I'm like, uh, also DC is amazing because you get diverse audiences If you were to go to other places, you're probably performing in front of the same race Same like it's not here in the morning for them. So everyone's filming their special here. Yeah, chappelle Roywood jr Yeah, I'm like everyone's uh Yeah, like everyone's coming down. Uh, Andrew Schultz People are coming to film here because it's like yeah, it's diverse that you can track the jokes. Yeah Yeah Money to go see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. That's cool man. So look here. Oh boy. It's about this time. Oh, yay Okay, okay, so this game called super shot We ask our sex face questions or humor questions. You don't drink. Okay. Normally we have If you someone brings to mind we make them drink for you, but you don't have anyone here So we're going to make you a special couple shots Uh We got eight one sauce. Oh, okay It might not nope too late. We start making it already start cooking. So so these I I'll give you two options You have the PG 13 questions and you have the ready x question. Okay, where you gonna go? Why you guys picked for me Okay, let's do it. All right, so that's one shot right there All right, so oh yeah We got the we got this we don't get the drops in that one damn fuck all right, so No, I don't have to get another one. Um, so all right, so jazz let me pop this off Okay, the whole time Swell dad that's okay a thousand little cut. Um, so our first question is it's the easy one What is your go-to porn category when you're ready to masturbate? Oh my gosh? Um, please give us something good No, I um It's I don't even know if it's like a category. It's like a channel. It's called love her boobs and it's like all lesbian porn Yeah, but i'm not a lesbian. I think it's okay. Yeah, I like lesbian porn It's just like hot and sometimes I feel like I envision myself. Yeah looking the way they look During yeah, you know, yeah, and I like lesbian porn because it's not so hard. Yeah. Yeah, like Like you're not trying to split her body physically in half and you're not like Talking to her like she's like scum on the bottom of your shoe. Yeah, I agree You gonna take they do talk crazy. Huh, you talk crazy That's true. What would you say that could split me in half? Um, oh, well that kind of brings us to our next question Oh, if you had to have a super shot If pick two celebrities if you had yeah two celebrities If you had the opportunity who will be on your trainer Oh my gosh, this is so easy Uh, like this is like the easiest question I've ever been asked megan estalian Because she's like similar to me. We have similar bills, but she has like huge tits And I'm like that's like I want like something different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, um And then the guy This is like so bad because he is like I think he's pretty much married, but kofie shirobi Oh, yeah, the dude for that was on the, um Maybe the dude that you Oh, serebate serebate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he would be the guy. Yeah, that's my Boobboobboo. I think he is I think he's what he ended up being with Bianca Lawson. I think they're together in real life Yeah, you know I know the uh Beyonce Well, except sister because her her mom would never I would never break up with that Y'all parents report. Yeah, I know I know yeah, my parents are voice, but you still my sister. Y'all say I was gonna say wait. Who's your answer on me? Yeah, sexy way and uh tiana trump Sexy, right? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh trump and I used to DM Yeah, she actually like oh, she was like, oh, Denise the freak and and tiana trump Who's Denise the freak? She's the new celebrity from and she yeah, she's good. She's good He's good She's good. She's good work. Her. She'll be a brocky city this year I found out from my front home girl from New York Where do you find that out? There's my friends from New York that won't come in the podcast. They had her on her their podcast I'm like, oh, we're gonna fuck up my brocky. She's like, oh, she's gonna be there like, okay. I got it You got your look together for fuckers. I got a couple. I mean, I ordered a wrong shirt, but I'm gonna make it work I am looking young thug and travis barker. Okay. I like all skinny lanky Yeah, that's that's my Parker like the one with Courtney Kardashian. Yeah. Oh my god, but I've loved them since blink 182 Yeah, yeah, I'm white too. So Young thug is a good one too. That's a solid one solid. They're not got sexy way in whoever That's like weird I'm not gonna lie like there's so many women and that's who you pick I like it Anyway, okay I just don't get it. Well Someone said that she y'all gonna kill me when I say this Lord have mercy. Come on black. Yeah, she's girl next door Together Sexy red. Yeah, she is I'm she reminds me all the girls. I said at the TCB show. Do you know what that is? The girl go But she reminds me of the girl that came from the TCB show. Did you wash your tape? I She didn't consent to that. She ain't putting on good performance. She's probably tired She's probably tired and something to pull the camera. She's probably half drunk. You know, so that's not cool We don't do we don't do revenge porn. Yeah Tequila talk does not endorse revenge porn. Oh, we don't we don't we don't do that. We don't do that. She got put her own workout Now she put her own workout by herself. I can judge it here. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, but I mean we got a We have to take the material presented before us and Yeah, all right, fine. I got Clearly You got sexy on the oh shit trooper shot worst place or worst thing to happen to you during stuff. Hmm There's been so many. Oh my gosh Tell us the story This is very easy story Um So I was I was looking up with someone he actually lived in Baltimore, which I feel like was my first heir There's a strike one for that one. Yeah, that was like Yeah, so we're having sex and I look it's he's behind me And I look to my left and I see five phones on the table. Oh, you trap That's why I was like and then I start trying to do the math like mid sex. So I'm doing the math I'm like, okay first phone, you know regular phone second one work. Maybe third can even be family another but fourth and fifth It's not adding up. No, I can't he's in business. He's in business He's in business. And so I was like then I got scared. So I go to turn around to confront him about the It couldn't wait a five bones Miss Ellen Five bones. I've I've already shit changed my mind on whether I want to be here or not I agree with you because I'm not thinking even trapper at this point. I'm thinking because he's african. I'm thinking kids back home I'm thinking you know what I mean? I was just scammed. That's scamming. Yeah, that is scam activity. That's scamming That was a very important. They were all black, but they were They were lined up though like this like it was one two three four five So I'm like, why do you got him just next to your bedside like that? Did you give him just never mind? He going So I'm in so I'm in. I go to wait. What were you gonna say? Did you give him your social security? No, why would she do that? You might want to check your credit So I go to turn I go to turn around to confront him about what I just saw and he's like this Behind me. Yeah, and I felt so dominated. I just put on my clothes and ran away He made muscles. Yeah, he was going like this. Well one That's what we have our fun Because I definitely I'll be in the flex And i'd be scared to look at for that exact reason because i'm like you back there doing something stupid Like you really do with something like he was a champ. Yeah, and I was like, I'm that nigga We didn't even finish. I put myself on the left. Yeah, I think if I would have looked back and yeah, it was forever I would have been by phones and a flex. That's enough to make a big one What he's still hit he's still hit and he flexed on you literally books on you He flexed and you saw his trap bones movement Yeah, he scammed you out the butt. I feel like you're supposed to be on my side on this You're like no, she's good. She's gonna keep it real. Yeah, you can't the thing is He was a scammer. We can this scammer. We can agree on that the five phones lined up he This would have thrown. I'm with you there. Yeah, that was that if I would have turned around and you were flexing your muscles It was a wrap. It was done though. We're done Don't be happy. You should be having enough fun already back there. You don't need to be Adding no extra shit, right? Just imagine us like when you do's when we see like a like especially in the girl And he's like, oh my god. So he's like Playing the conf in the congo. He shouldn't have been excited. I'm skin and bones. He wasn't even doing that I wasn't really probably doing that He hit he's like he's I know it today is a good day I hope he never sees this but no one knows it. I'm like, I don't even know if he's still in he's nobody Yeah, this was ages ago. We don't know what happened He's probably gonna do it If you could have true for sure if you could do anything sexually with no consequences, what would you do? Oh my gosh. Oh my god, my friend say something I don't know So mine was a train because as women we can't say we want to get a train run without Or oh my god, that's so vocal. Okay I like I don't know the answer. I'm so vanilla. I'm shy. Do you have to take your train? Yeah, come on. Wait, I feel like I should come up with something. Wait, what's yours inspire me? Oh my I don't have the coffee. He has no. Oh, you're right, but that's good. That's a good point as well. It's different for us Oh, no, because if I were to say I want a three. So that would be perfectly fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah I was a finger in my butt. I never had that But you've had the other stuff in your butt. No, I had nothing in my butt. You've had a tongue in your butt Yeah, you said it before the podcast. I'm a snitch. Oh, they They are the story of me. But we show them a position you're in. Everybody's seen the position Okay, okay Leg up Your thighs are too big head. Don't ever put your leg up again Yeah, like you're double cheeked up on the third afternoon, baby. You're you're squat. You squat Your legs too big. Don't have a kick your leg up again. That's too much. I see I see too much. You look like a hoochie. Put your leg down. Thank you too much meat showing Got all the meat, baby Looking like looking like a slut showing all that thigh One time I wore some short shorts and the gay dude was I hate thickness and I was like, you know it Ah You are From a gay man can really make you feel good about yourself. Don't look like you're mad Yeah Like you're like man. I'm showing it all I really I can't think of an answer, but I really don't want to take this shot Please it's things. I'm sorry Just say half sex with a girl anything without consequence. I would That's no consequence. Yeah Paid paid Hey, oh my god. No, I'm like not even I'm such a sub I couldn't even imagine like dominating someone like that. I could not imagine taking a man. Yeah, I would also be afraid of like Am I hurting you? Like it's just Okay, I might be a finger Yeah, yeah, so you would be down to put a finger up a ass Whatever makes me not take that shot Hey, I respect it. You go have to answer the question. I'll take this day of shot There's no world that I would put my finger in That's how I feel too actually. I'm like, but you know Because then what if they like and they start requesting it now you're like now you wouldn't think of it know it this week Oh, I should go knuckle deep. I think I think we do two fingers this week. I think I'm ready I would vomit and I have nails. Oh my god. I would get scraped up. Look at yours are pointy too. Yeah, and then I wouldn't want Look what would come out. Yeah, like you got jam underneath my fingernails. I don't like jam I don't like that. I like that. You got we're shot. What's your least favorite form of full play? Um I don't like any ass eating activity Okay Because I'm just like why you don't want them. Oh, you don't want them like you should ask either No, it's just like why are we here? Why are we doing this? We should be focusing our efforts elsewhere Yeah, there's so many there's like a significantly more prominent hole. That's more efficient and way better. Yeah Well Is it more efficient? Yeah. Yeah, that will like it'll get me to organize them quicker. Like we're here Okay Come on I said more efficient Um Probably like in a party while it was going on I think like there was like a table and I was sitting on my niggas lap And just like lifted my screen up a little bit. What college were you in? I was in high school. Jesus. Hey, men Just that was the college thing. I was a senior in high school because you know, you can't go home You're like limited to the places that you can go. I was like, you know, so like I was trying to do it Very quickly. It was you enjoy it. Yeah, I did. I was having a but I think it was more like did I have like sexual pleasure from it? No, but like emotional fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Fun. Yeah, the the the act of itself felt I guess I'm like I'm an adult. I'm growing. I'm doing freaking my hair fucking Mom would never know this All right, I'm gonna do one more last, uh, I guess sex based question We're gonna do a PG 13 question and then we got one more almost game for you and um this would be true for shot Uh, I just wanted to be able to work out with good. I can't remember right now Oh, shit. What's something you've done? While having sex that you look back on you're like That a horrible flash breath Like we will be asking you this question in a couple minutes. Keep going my answer is probably faking orgasms Yeah, my answer. Do you know how you Do you probably don't know how you fight? I probably looked like I was fucking and half the way went in my first Oscar and my actor was probably so pristine Oh, he thought he was going point. I probably look great in my head girl streak. Yeah, I'm like, I probably was like what I was uh, but like you don't I mean, I was They probably wasn't looking like that. That's probably how I like to my head. I'm telling you it was probably bad It was probably bad. I'm probably delist actor. Hey, though. He probably knew it's like you're like I Guess I got working my game That's funny Wait, what's your answer? Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna hit this one. I'm sorry because she went right to a flash Yeah, yeah, I know I I said something dumb like real stupid. I told a guy. I wanted them to treat Say it Like a bullseye and I was like I want it right in the middle. Wait, wait, Treat me like a bullseye give it to me right in the middle like right now, but I wanted his his cup right in the Oh You're not breaking it down enough for I'll view us. I know to get the context All right, so we were doing do it. Do it. Do it. Uh, and I was like, I want your come I want it right in the middle right down. I want you to treat it like a bullseye and I want you to hit the target I was I was worked up. Oh, wow. I don't know what I was what he say. What do you do? He kind of just You ignored it. Yeah, he ignored it Anytime a girl told you to come somewhere. You kind of do it. Yeah, he was just kind of like Come on, come on, come on. Here's a bull Because this is the thing we were having sex I was essentially was saying come in me But I was so like specific about the placement and the location like yeah And he was we were already doing it. So he was just like Yeah, that's so funny that happened Once I had a very strong urge to grab a guy's butt teeth when he was on top. I didn't do it Oh, I do the a a I didn't do that for sure. You touch, but I see I don't touch I touch but I don't touch but I'm a butt toucher See I want to touch but so bad I like I just want to grab it. There's times where it walks by and I want to smack his ass There's times where I want to cup it, but I know how y'all Feel about your bum bums being touched so I don't do that, but yeah, there was one time I wanted to I mean like it's not like I'm about to like grab you like a like a Hold on back there I like that. I I'll do like like yeah, maybe upper back. Yeah, like not full undergrad But like not full cupage. Yeah, but there are times where I really do want to do full like Yeah, see what happened Actually Right. I was like what the fuck what am I doing? Like when you come like it's basically when I'm So mid pussy. Yeah, it's kind of like why am I fucking screwing off the club? I just met her Why am I fucking a member of club, uh, having a hell and Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't in the hill portion fucking Wait, what's your ratio? You said raw. What's your ratio between girls? You've had sex with raw versus girls you've had sex before 70 30 Raw? 70 common. Oh, that's not bad. I think it's 70 30 God will tell me otherwise You know, we have a hard and fast rule on this show. There is no cap on this I'm not capping like I'm really trying to think I don't like I was never really the raw all we're all saying brown I was really like Strapping it up. I'm like, bro. How do you think I got to 30 someone no kid? Yeah, I know I mean couple of them, you know Well, it's just like But yeah, I definitely was like raw and hell portion Like I got tested the next I wouldn't that I was like a Friday night Monday. I'm in the doctor's office. I'm like doc. I think I got No symptoms nothing like it. Oh, so early Get the blood that's funny. Yeah, oh Lord. All right. Well, the PG 13 question. I want to ask some super shot is Prosymbol. Oh, where's the Our last guest well upstairs from my show she's from she's not from living in LA. She talked a lot about how like dating in LA is just Yeah, it is tough. I don't know if it's oh, but you're from there. So maybe yeah Those are real niggas and we corny is fucking DC Huh. I did say DC niggas are corny. I've never heard anybody say that. I didn't say anything. I don't think Maryland niggas are corny Oh, oh, wow Where's date? I don't know you know what dates actually give me anxiety. I don't like a lot um Like I even think of like I'm currently in a relationship and we met like super organically Like it just like met on my roof. I kept bumping into my roof because it's the best friend lived there Yeah, my boy thing. Yeah. Yeah, we just kept them again to each other and then like organically it came about And so once I was already comfortable with him we went on a date We're like that's actually cool. Yeah, but just meeting somebody and having a say your boo-boo lives in your building No, his best friend. Oh I'm gonna say You are rolling the dice my friend I'm like Dating to me like when you just meet someone is already so uncomfortable It can be a bit awkward because then you have to like act interested Because you don't know if you're interested yet. No and like you have to and then I don't want to waste anybody's money Because I don't like people spending money. I mean, I don't you know, like oh, you're you're that old people something. Yeah, like So it's like we gotta get you out of that sense. I know we gotta get you out of that My friend daily letting people spend. I'm like, ah, so you feel bad. Yeah. Yeah, you're one of those people that's funny about money Yeah, what if I don't like them and then I'm like, do you just spent all this money on me on a meal? No, I'm like, I feel I be feeling bad par for it. That's par for the course That's that's the cost of admission. That's that's all part of the game, baby I need you in my ear. Next time I want to I just put you in my ear in a little earbud You deserve everything and if he wants to spend money on you, that's a purse. That's his personal choice It had nothing to do with you. He didn't want to spend money. Why did he pick his restaurant? That's a good point. That's a good one. And if he if he is spending money or getting you a gift or taking care of whatever Whatever, that's what he would like to do for you. Yeah, that's good It has mind thinking it because I ain't shitting. I know what I ain't shitting in this thing It has my pussy. I'm gonna get pussy Right. But technically you roll the guy. Yeah, you roll. They roll the guy. You throw money out there trying to get pussy, bro That's your problem. That's a good point. And you shouldn't feel obligated I don't I don't know if it's a money thing where you feel like oh, if you do this, I have to do that You should not feel obligated for anything. Yeah, I do. I don't feel that way. I don't do that Yeah, don't do that because that's how you end up fucking doing. That's how you end up fucking a scammer in Baltimore I Can't say no I can't believe he did that. I feel like I'm still reliving the truck. That was crazy. Yeah What did you say? What administration was this? It was wait, it was while I was in law school in 2018. It was 2018. What's that? Yeah, we can't get them back in office. See y'all this fucking scammer The country The country with the shambles If I do do a date though, I feel like I wanted to be something interactive like Like mini golfing or a top goal or like something where I can you like an activity. I'm like an anxious. I can't You're an athlete or ex-athlete. Yeah, this is in your blood. Yeah Would you guys prefer to be like sitting down? I like to eat. So for me, I'm always down for a date No, okay You know so I will do activities if we've been dating for a while, but in our first couple days I ain't fucking come and walk climbing. We ain't gonna make a pottery bowl. We ain't non-digga You gotta come up off that cash and first And then like if like a guy I'm dating like we take hikes Yeah, go grab a smoothie like a pottery bowl So fun like a pasta making class or pizza making class a great place here in Virginia that does pizza and beer like I like all those types of things actually, but I feel like when you're when you're first starting a date, you you gotta come strong Okay Okay, beat the crowd. Yeah Look good, you know, you would get all the rest of me. What's your end? You're in you. We're not a tropical smoothie I don't care. I like smoothies. We can go we can go to the pottery making class I'm actually good on the pottery wheel. I like I'm a earth side. I'm actually fucking nice. Yeah, so I like creating things with my hands Yeah, she had a question. All right, you survived super shot. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna call back. Yay You did have to take that shot. I'm gonna show everybody what this shot looks like. It doesn't look appetizing Smells like shit. It's a one sauce mixed with Mike's honey Mike's honey. It's probably a little sweet That's I'm like, I kind of want to lick it though. Yeah, taste it. It's probably sweet and spicy I think the a one is what's throwing me up. Yeah, the sweet baby raised barbecue with a combo. Yeah, that would be good. Sweet baby raised Wait, like an episode of fear factor No, they have it's not that bad. Okay. I do feel like if I drink in my cholesterol will go up Oh, man. Yeah, automatically put it. No, that okay. Put it up there. Please. Thank you. Yeah, you did have a question earlier today If you look at that picture with hilarious Y'all got this photo in the back y'all are the booed the fuck up That's why I say the same to y'all. Y'all in a relationship doing this together That's like people winning money together and love together and he was like, oh that's sweet, but no Yeah This was his idea actually he did it. Yeah, he made us booed up. So you want them. Do what do you want? Do you want them to be booed up? No, no, no, he posed us Yeah, it was crazy. And that's the vibe that but we I we know us so that's the vibe that I get like this I was going to use it. You can't not hear You know each other five, five, six years. Are you both single? Are you single? I'm dating. Okay. What does that what does that mean? Are you in a really? Dating means you're seeing someone wait, what is dating? You better keep it very cute for us. Wow. You're talking to multiple that's multiple people. I'm dating one person dating one. Yeah, me too. Yeah But you're not exclusive I get so for me. It's not a huge like conversation. It's just kind of how things play out. Which African guys You like African niggas? You know, I keep one in my pocket So you say when you when you're dating someone like seriously, it doesn't need to be a big conversation It's like what's understood doesn't need to be explained For me like I wouldn't necessarily feel like Actually, I take that back Now I would want to have a conversation like are we exclusive am I your girl? Because I don't ever want you to get into that. Oh well technically we're not right. That's bullshit. We are functioning as fucking man. I like that. So you catch me in the club. Yeah We never you never asked me if I had a I know I couldn't grab to these Everybody could grab to these. I don't like that. So at this point, yes There was a point in time where I would be much more like dating where I was dating multiple people They were dating multiple people whatever, but now I do kind of feel like I would like clarity Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we don't date each other. We've always been friends. Yeah ever since we met we've been cool Does everyone buy this? No, no one buys it Ricks off. Yeah, they think we're secretly balls deep after every show and granted people know who we're Real life. Yeah, they see me out. They know when I'm out with a girl that oh, yes her But do the do the people that you date have a problem with you all's friendship? No. Oh, so they oh, okay So we must really be like, okay Yeah Everyone that I date knows that this is my friend Like they know that the chemistry is because we're we're genuinely friends Yeah, it's never like a yeah, she can't fuck I don't I can't do it. So basically what you're saying is you would still have sex You're also a man. He's a man. So I feel like any man would have sex with a woman Like man could say he's a whore Yeah, if I was actually a celebrity I would oh, I'll be the Tyree kill numbers right now. That's why we can't really think that's why we haven't gotten famous famous yet Is this one he would be the amount of control. I would have to assert over him It's good. We're not getting money money because my god He'll be out of control. I agree girls Come back come backstage like Everybody like strippers. Yeah, I'll come backstage. He got 15 strippers in the back. Hey, this is all of our money that you just spin up It's called marketing. I went to school for this Then we gotta let's show and they gonna bring more strippers. So that's why Yeah, we're this is my this is we are very good friends and all right You're dating someone so I don't know if I want to do how topic are you or should I is that the next game? Um? No, I mean what See, I have I have a set of questions that people it's called how toxic are you? Uh, the levels go from Russell Wilson to future That's a spectrum. Okay. That's the that's the spectrum. I love it We're doing a lot of call back That is a spectrum. I know but just call back to my dead spectrum joke. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so um now You said questions that I have done in my life And I just want everybody on my side because I feel like I'm not that bad at first So the first question is typically have you had sex with somebody them block. I'm pretty sure you block that actually do that Yeah Okay, it's not even they have to do something out of pocket to make me block them. So like flexing Flexing. Yeah, that's not even that's Flexing during social camera that's seen all the stupid shit. I did during sex. Yeah. Yeah. All right. How about this? Have you ever has well has a man ever written or verbalized His issues with you told you exactly what he meant And you respond what you mean? I sent you a detailed paragraph a detailed paragraph told you exactly everything he meant. He like what you mean? No, you mean act intentionally dumb. That's a man's trait Women don't do that. Y'all are I bought this had the man been upset with you sent you a big paragraph telling everything he feels and you respond. Okay You look at your face. I don't know if I've ever No, I don't think I've done that. Have you responded with somebody with K? No That's not like I'm mostly because I'm extremely sensitive So I'd be like the one to treat people have one to be treated Also, you should never be I do feel like if you're in a situation where someone has crazy strong emotions for you And you don't have those crazy strong emotions then you're likely in a situation where you led that person astray Yeah, like you're probably lying to them. You've gotten them to that point. So you do all of them in explanation Many your ass is like It's fine. You're good. Come on out There she is Get up this you're clear you're clear you're clear you're clear now your butt is so On the Saturday Yeah, this is a great angle. Thank you many That was enjoyable for me Yeah Yeah Because like I've cheated before in a relationship with the whole no stop it there. See I was going to ash this You snitch on your step. All right You got to tell your partner everything about you so they know what they're signing up for every time I've cheated though It has been revenge cheating. Oh, we think every time we cheated Counting on one hand twice When you say cheating with a kid one time it was a kiss the other time The full shabag. I kissed don't count. I mean count but it okay once. Okay, then once Where you did the he asked you questions? Like No No, I I was revenge cheating. Oh It was like I had gotten fed up. I feel like I'd been done dirty for several years And so when I did it I came home the next day and looked him in his face and told him everything that I did You were living together. Yeah, I I'm sorry you passed each other I needed him to feel the pain that he made me feel I don't disagree. I don't disagree I mean now now yes I would leave because you wouldn't let want someone to take you out of your character in that way Like I wouldn't want them to bring me to their level. Yeah, but this was in college and I don't I stand by it Charles me or Howard chart. It's all Somebody call back Yeah, I are hard ER. Yeah. Yeah, you got watched episode to see what Bob You are somebody when Charlesville. All right. I'll get it. Fuck them. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm like it was intentional when I did it Yeah, all right top show bombshell Um Yeah, my top shelf of the week goes to my good girlfriend Rebecca and Avery. We miss you so much We had a beautiful Service this week. Um, it was really great for everyone to get together the entire Um church was packed the after we call it after party, but whatever that word Repass was at a separate venue down on the water. It was beautiful Um, I just encourage everyone pick up the phone make those calls See your people love on your people because you really never know life is precious My bombshell is someone missed on Trump's head Guys, thank you for tuning in To our guest, please to camera let people know where they can find you Okay That was that not that they did try to assassinate them. They gave us praise I really hope that this is the one that you post on your guys's instagram You want that you want that clip? Yeah, you won't even not even I didn't say nothing so y'all still Then then that was great. That was solid. That's great content. I'd like I'd like it. I'd subscribe it I double tap it jb. Let the folks know I had to get him under She wanted a john Stewart show I think she wouldn't know more about this this political party shit and this voting shit more than we would please me I don't disagree. Yeah, but you didn't that's that okay Please You can find me on instagram. 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