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Presenting, Seeing be classics, Volume 2, Main Man, and the Backgrounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have never made some love. On love. I be gripping, Bang truths for all my life. Season. We rise. Seven through. I'm gonna bring my crew. Guns up on the shell. We don't struggle. Captain Fage, get this head up. Go test my hands for sure. Meet up at the corner of the store. It's yours. Hey world for me, the boy wonder. Young scoliosis. Smother four chops on a better white rice with heavy pepper. Your faith power can never. It's the German bomb of the power power. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined tonight by the most critically acclaimed host. They love them in the streets. They love them at the police store. We got a step now, honey. We got a dad hat. Daddy with me. Chicago's ACLs. Straight from the windy city. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. He is the leader of the broke in the settlement. Man, what did you say? Man, what did you say? I'm cool. I'm not associated like that anymore at all or no level. I just mean that you're the leader of growth and development for all of the youth in your city. Hell no no no YSL. No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no been two weeks. It's been two weeks. Last time we was here, we was talking about Father's Day. Yeah. Shit, Juneteenth, them past. But the most important day in June is coming. What day is that? Oh, that's WAP Day. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's to my WAP Day. You feel me? Little WAP Day was on June 19th, actually. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. I think we've got birthdays that close. Yeah. I think it's fighting for cake in the house. You hear me? I took that look, look at the holders, you know, let them see the holders. Okay. Okay. Respectable. That listen. Man's getting up though. Right of passage. That did he, did he pool any numbers? No, he was, he was on some trying to get me a bitch and another time I was some dad. She's bad. You should talk to her. Bro, look, I like a good wingman. Yeah, yeah. He'd be trying to snap. He'd be trying to snap. You know what I'm saying? She was bad. On my life. Shout out to, I can't remember a name, but shout out to it. She was bad. Shout out to Shorty and the Orange Shores. On my life. In the tight tank. Shout out to Shorty and the Orange Shores in the tight tank. That's really tough. But yeah, we did the holders joint and then we did Bad Boys. Yeah, it was a decent night. You feel me? Was it wasn't fired? Was Bad Boys fired? Oh, you ain't see it? No, but spoiler, because I didn't see it on the internet. Oh, yeah. It's perfect way to end it, bro. If you if you ask me, they they perfect way to end that movie. Like the play off of how they, you know, brought Will Son back into the in the fold was because they was basically trying to set up the cap. You know what I'm saying? Like they said he was dirty. Yeah, saying he was dirty. And of course, they trying to prove his innocence. But the door to the cap got a door to she like the motherfucking up. She a marshal. And she already like really don't fuck with them like they're too tough because of how everything went down when she found out that you know, I'm saying that the door was Will Son, Mike Son, Mike Larry Son, she she told Mike like, yeah, I'm gonna kill your boy if he had anything to do with this. Like she owned that with him. So they it was crazy. It was it was like a crazy plot twist though. Like like I said, because the nigga Martin had a heart attack. You know what I'm saying? Like that's how that's how he found out of your thing. Like he had a fucking dream to cap come to him in the dream like it's gonna be some shit to go down. And it was just crazy. Like basically the cartel tried to set the cap up. The only motherfucker that could ID the dude that had something to do with it was the son. So they had to go get the son but do got he he's so connected and shit he he know they every move and shit like so he always one step ahead of their hair. And you know, just some some martin and will shit they had to get one step ahead of him because the deal that that's all. Yes. Oh, I seen fucking Reggie going crazy. Oh, Reggie, Reggie was the starter movie low key. Well, son cold to though like we're like everybody saying like they probably gonna try to bring another one with will will son and Reggie like partners of some shit. But that'd be doing way to fucking much if you ask me like way too much because Reggie don't talk at all. And none of these movies now you finna give them full talking scenes like it'd be crazy. Like I don't know. Yeah. I don't know how that's gonna play out. Yeah, but he definitely he had a key ass moment in that bitch. You know, I'm saying like they Martin will trying to prove the cap innocent wind up becoming fugitives trying to go get the son from jail. Even though it was approved. But these niggas one step ahead of their ass or they hijacked the plane and basically made it look like we're gonna crash the plane to break the sun out of jail type shit. So so they they they got them. They just they they've been watching all the spots. The nigga will get married. See like the shit is crazy. The plot all this shit was crazy. Like in the beginning, we'll get married. Mark has the heart attack and we'll win. You hear me? And then like she I'm talking about Will and Martin like you know what I mean? Mark is in Mike. You know what I'm saying? And I'm thinking he finna marry the chick from part three. The little Mexican broad that was like a task. No, he marries his physical therapist. Oh, she talked to the she tough. That's very my flowery of them. It definitely was but shorty in the movie to those all I'm trying to figure her like her angle the whole time she talked to the the incumbent in mirror dude like he posed to be the next mayor from Miami. But he in on the shit with the captain them shit. That's how he he in the loop because she over them. She the captain basically. She got the cap job. So she she be like knowing all the you're saying all the she that she the number one chick at the Miami the department type shit like you feel me she kept. So that he using her though the mayor dude he using her she don't know what type shit. That's how she came. That's why I'm trying to figure out my name. I'm thinking like maybe she want to be in the movie but then when I instantly see it the way that I'm like, it's gonna be something to that because ain't no way she like I'm glad to see you finally grew up Mike. He's like, yeah, you know, I took a little time. She's like, you're fucking 50. Like, about time, bro. Like, you know what I'm saying? It was it was it was decent man. Did this thing have already had the heart attack? And like I said, bro, it was just basically them trying to prove the captains in a sense the whole movie and shit like that. Like it was crazy dude. I can't think of that actor name but he a cold ass actor. He he snapped though. Like he was the bad like the real bad guy that bit she snapped. He was like some ex military motherfucker though. But he was like a CIA operative and shit like this. So they ain't had no fingerprints on the nigga. They they barely that's how they couldn't ideal. But he had ties to the cartel. So once they figured them out, once the son, I did him. It was it was cracking. Shit, that shit ain't gonna lie, man. That movie was actually pretty good. I was getting a lot of mixed reviews. So when I went in, I'm thinking like, man, it's probably just from the goofy. Then the nigga Raji snap. That that damn just took the movie to another level like he just snapped. He wasn't in that bitch and had a business. I'm talking about he killed like nine people. I seen that shit. It was more like 15. He might have been it was more like it was double digits for sure. But he snapped that nigga snap. I ain't gonna lie that nigga snap. He locked him hose up in the pantry and he got the business with the Glock. Or my mom, he was only the Glock like that. And that bitch had the corners and sneak attack. I'm like damn, Martin like, God damn, you see that? You see that? Like that shit was lit. I go live. I was live. Well, son of these two that nigga code. Because Wilson was nice in the last joint. I think that was like the saving grace for the last movie. So I knew he was going to show up in future joints. And then after I seen and heard about what Reggie did, I was just like, Oh, that's the new spinoff right there. That's like, we can turn this shit into a mission impossible type franchise. Like, if you go back and look at the Tom Cruise mission and possibles, it's different niggas around him every movie. The only staple is Ving Rames who I don't think he was in the last one. But Ving Rames has been in I think all of them but one. And then the nerd nigga in the chair who didn't show up until like movie number four. But like, is he be with different super agents every movie? And like, I like that shit because they mix it up. But Tom Cruise is the draw. You feel me? Right. So with bad boys, Martin and Will going to be the draw in the future to franchise, but they can take a lesser role. Because them niggas doing extreme action scenes. It's unrealistic. Very much so. So, we was overly steel cold in this bitch like I'm like, man, come on, dude, make it 50 years old. Then he he be having panic attacks and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, the nigga, the nigga, the nigga, Marcus, he said, he slapped the shit out. He said, we can't hide that shit right now. I need psycho mic. I need you right now. Get off that shit. Because he was having them bitches all throughout the movie. He couldn't take out the sniper. I mean, like he couldn't do shit. Yeah, Chris Rock felt the way Chris Rock felt the way I read the report on this shit this afternoon. I was just like, really Chris Rock. Like the movie is doing good. And you got the nerve to sit up here and bring yourself into the mix. Like, don't make care of what Chris Rock think at a time like this. But I will say one thing that I'm happy about. I bitched about the press. The amount of press these niggas was doing the week that the movie came out. They was everywhere. Niggles on hot wings. He was on breakfast club. He was on e-bro in the morning show. They was on and the lead shit. They like date anybody who has a media outlet. Willing Willing Martin was there everywhere. When a movie been out for what two, three weeks at least these niggas are still doing the promo tour. True. I'm still seeing these niggas pop up at radio stations, different spots, different content creators, different content houses, and niggas, and you know, it's new footage because niggas is just like, oh, did you think he was going to do these numbers? Your first week numbers, what y'all think about? Y'all happy with the first week number? Y'all happy with the reviews? And I'm like, Ali, why is these niggas still doing promo runs? Because it looks more authentic. And it keeps you from having that drop off also to say, yeah, you got to get all the money you can because like, it's a we all know, like, this is a microwave society, bro. And they making movies constantly, bro, like, it's just like, it ain't the same game. So you got to get that first one out the way, because that's probably like the much you're gonna make the most money off that move. They go digital after that. For weeks is going digital, like the niggas that made doom. And they made they bread, like they made two, 300, 400 mil, like four weeks after that shit came out, I was watching that shit in the crib. Because we'll probably get more money than Martin to do this shit. Um, you know, it's like, you know, like, it really is because you can't do the movie without one of the other at this point. It could be even, but I think Will is definitely the bigger draw. Will Smith. He definitely but but this is his first hit post smack. So he still had a little stink on him. So he might have took the same money as Martin or a little less money than Martin, because he still had the stink on him. Yeah, you won the award for King Richard. But in the same night, you smack Chris Rock on TV in front of the hose. That's going to affect your your your money in the future. You know what I'm saying? And you look dangerous. You look dangerous. How are we going to how are we going to promote shit when niggas is going to want to ask you about this smack? You know how we going to promote it? We're going to sit your ass down with Martin. I've seen this nigga Will Smith talk about the most non fucking Chris Rock related shit ever. Hey, tell me about the movie that you turned down that you regret. This nigga Will Smith set up there like, you know, I turned down the matrix. Oh God. What do you mean you turned down the matrix? Well, well, I met with these two white guys and they said, Hey, we're going to do some stunts and we got cameras and you're going to jump in the air and the cameras are going to surround you 360 and catch it in slow motion. And this nigga said, Nope. No, thank you. And then he's seen Keanu Reeves doing that shit and that nigga said, I was sick about it. But the matrix as delivered was not the matrix as they fucking tried to sell it to him. Oh, they didn't sell it to him. Right. He probably would have snapped the nest at his knee. Yeah. And you're what's another movie that you were surprised did good will pursue the happiness because I did it with my son. And we had a whole bunch of kids trying to be my son. And none of the kids could do it. And my son was little when he was just like, I can be your son. And like, he's telling this fucking story. And I'm just like, that's the cutest shit ever, bro. I should don't. But your son's a terrible actor. I seen after Earth. That shit was pretty bad. I seen it. Even me. And matter of fact, not only did I see it, I went to the movie theater and I saw it. And when this shit came out on DVD, I bought it knowing that it was a bad movie. I knew, I knew about it. And I sent the karate kids. Yeah. Not the karate kid with Jackie Chan. My book, Taraji, definitely say the movie. That wasn't it, though, gee. Yo, go dig my nigga. Go dig my nigga, Mr. Miyagi out the dirt, bro. Hey, they should leave the classics alone, except for Ghostbusters. Y'all niggas are smoking this ghostbuster shit. I didn't think the new ghostbusters. The new shit is fire. It's not as good as the last ghost It's not as good as that. But for sequel to that, it's pretty good. Like niggas is catching ghosts with drones and remote control cars and niggas souped up the the ghostbuster mobile. Like so them little scenes is cool. You know what I'm saying? But they tried to introduce like 10 new characters, but it's only a two-hour movie. So how you want to care about 10 new characters in a two-hour movie? You can't. Shit, I don't even know if I care about the niggas from the original joint. You know what I'm saying? And then you've got Dan Aykorroi, that nigga old and fat, Bill Murray, and the Black Dude with the disrespect for my stash, the Black Cheeto, the original Black Cheeto. So who knows man? But you know niggas celebrating it, niggas is getting ready to celebrate your birthday. What you got up on deck for the rest of the week? It looks like his bus, maybe you were drunk being on Thursdays. And then like she, the fool looks so fat. That's what made you really want to go. Like damn, fool, you good as hell. Bad with lead, if you know what I'm saying? So it was just like, oh yeah, this makes sense. If you do some shit like this right up the street mocha. And they got to have a look at the joint spot next door where you like different type of signature drinks and shit like that. Check them out. You know what I'm saying? Get a couple of gas if you're not too amazed. I ain't, you know, we'll see what the night be any breakers but type shit but you know it's a Thursday so I ain't really expecting too much but Friday I'm really uh winging this shit really like shit and I ain't really got nothing to plan right now shit. I was thinking about like a couple weeks ago I was just going to Vegas and shit for like a weekend but like I ain't really like on there right now. Like shit, I'm just chilling out. Cooled out man and I ain't that shit as you know what I'm saying? It's just more like shit. My man on some different shit right now so like I ain't really overdoing it. I'm gonna celebrate something slight but you feel it ain't, it ain't from shit. You know my vibe if you go on to Vegas you've got to go to the sphere. That's all I'm telling everybody. Yo, people on the Vegas go to the sphere. It's a ticket but it's worth it. You know for some good seats it might be buck 80 but the weed legal out there so go off the strip, get some butt, some good butt and fall through at the sphere and this shit is fire. It's a big ass interactive AI museum that you get to parlay in for two hours before the show starts which is fire's fucked so yeah you know if you change your mind or if anybody listening uh nigga give out your cash app that's what you need to be doing. Put that cash app out there so niggas can bless you because when this shit releases it's going to be a birthday. Let me say put that cash up out there, put that fucking cash app out there. I heard him, y'all heard him. Let's say it too loud. You know what I mean? You know give him. Bless my son for his birthday. He's gonna go towards the sack. He's gonna go towards the bottle. It might go towards a young lady who's selfish tuition. Love each. It's a triple beach. She needs books for summer school. You feel me? Like come on. I like it. Bag bottle books, bitches. I like it. Fuck, fuck what the balls was doing. It's four beans. Okay. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. You boy, this, you boy a shot out there. You know what I'm saying? But nah man. Like I said, it's more so just still just on some grown man shit. And then I ain't, I don't, I don't celebrate my be there so many different type of ways but it's just like this young woman's play back tonight. We trying to go too crazy. I think that shit is right now shit. Well it ain't that grown because I don't think at your age, I don't think you have the appropriate amount of linen soups like in your closet. Shut the fuck up. I don't think you got the appropriate amount of linen soups in your closet. You definitely don't have the short suit attire where it's like the shorts in the shirt match. You feel me? You ain't got that. I never, oh my, my, my, I never seen you with the Gladiator '08s. You know what I'm saying? The love the sandals. Never not, never, never for the never seeing you know. The grill master 12s, you ain't got none at the house? Them like the moccasins folk. You feel me? The Jesus shuttle's works. I'm cool on them. I'm just going to say he need art support. Man, I think about the old man. I used to see him with them joint songs. Whoa. Man with the leather strap, too buckled. That was sport mode. That was '80s and '90s sport mode. And now niggas is wearing crocs. Yeah, I think it's wearing crocs. They mower, I guess they mower. You feel it? They mower in tune for the, for the time or whatever, they're more accepted, but man, bro, no, I ain't retired yet. You feel if that's what you, if that's what the last statement it might have saying like I was, nah, you know what I'm saying? Like next it's going to be something different. I'm more or something like it's just more so a time issue. Like I said, I ain't really want to overdo shit cuz I ain't really even have shit really playing for real. Like I wouldn't even really, you know what I'm saying? You've been thinking about that my man in a different, different mode right now you feel but it's still like they're going to do something. If you ain't going to not celebrate that glow day, I'm going to do something. The guys are already just, they been hitting me. What am I homie? Like what are we doing for y'all? Be that? They thought I forgot? Like, okay, I already acted this year. So we, we from the tee up a little bit, you feel it? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, to down the city a little bit up the tier side. You know what I'm saying? So I'm decent. We gonna put some in there fun. We gonna have some fun. I know you in the Midwest, so y'all niggas are still surviving off of the vibe that K-DOT brought to you all. Oh, that shit was the lady. I'm the fucking West, but that shit just turned up my life. I fucking, I watched this shit from start to finish. I know you did. I heard you know, you know I'm a West Coast nook. You know why I fucking, my soul is reincarnated from a fucking bumping banger. These niggas say you normal West Coast nigger. I ain't been there, but my soul just knows that's home. That's the crib, you feel me? Oh my god. I was in the crib with the Chuck Taylor's on. They can push and roll the double in his beach right there, he hurt that. You know, I was in the crib with the Chuck Taylor's on some basketball shorts. I had the fucking Detroit Black fitted. I was in the house talking like deep, like doe boy from boys in the hood. Shut up, bitch. If God, if God was a bitch, oh y'all in here philosophizing and all that. If God was a bitch, it wouldn't be wars and stuff. All dead. That was my shit. Yeah, I was in here. Hey, Trey, I know why you got up that car the other day. Like I was in the crib. I was in the crib going through all the emotions. Crip walking with my chucks on my basketball shirts. You know how we do it? Oh, and that shit was just it was live from start to finish. The the hype is moment before K that got on there. Of course, when Dom Kennedy got up there. Slept on a hundred percent. That shit was cool. YG came through. That shit was cool. A lot of the lower tier LA rappers was cool. Problem. Oh, my goodness. One problem came up there. They didn't change the name Jason Taylor or some shit. When Henry came up there, why fire and K-Dock just killed shit. He killed shit. The set list was fire. I want y'all to all go back and watch that shit on Amazon. It was just like when the nigga was doing a good kid mad city. He got a red hoodie on but the way they was doing the light tricks and the camera optics that the fucking hoodie was turning red the blue just like cop lights and it was like boop boop boop boop boop boop boop and niggas about to have seizures and then you know school boy Q came through J. Rock came through. Absold came through black hippie. It was fire. Man like that was dope to see but some people saying that that shit was like oh no like I don't want to say it is because like it was so disrespectful and it's beef towards one another. Everybody saying like it was an industry stunt. I don't say everybody but I didn't seem like some Tiktakers make like make it seem come over this theory right like that Drake and Kendrick like and on it together together because Kendrick is riding the fuck out this way I don't like this is crazy to see the the the day not like us shit bro like that's an anthem right now and it's a this song to one of the biggest rappers in the game call that man a pedophile on the song frequently wah wah wah wah wah wah wah fuck him up imma do my stuff like the nigga was dancing the nigga did the hotline bling dance as he dissed the nigga who dropped hotline bling that is tough bro bro don't use my moves against me I know you watch WWF growing up I watch WWF growing up I never seen a nigga hit Hulk Hogan with a Hulk Hogan like drop never seen it in my life I never seen well no besides Kane I never seen a nigga tombstone the undertaker my move is my move bro that shit sacred that's an unspoken rule don't do my move on me and when that nigga Kendrick did the hotline bling shit the nigga didn't crack a smile that nigga hat tilted at an 85 degree angle with the hoodie on it the hoodie never budged from the hat I don't know what kind of hair clips this nigga was using I don't want disrespect his game but that shit wasn't natural that shit was that shit was uh very much super sand like this nigga if this was anime this nigga was super sand and Drake was freezing you feel me but it was a great show it was a great show I really think niggas did uh not like us like six times straight I could have did without like three of them hey that's what I mean that's how they damn bro they ride and fuck up your song bro this song is like that bro this is it's a super it's like probably one of the best this that I never heard in last 15 years bro I think there's recency bias no from a from a marking I'm talking but when I look at your shit like don't come up from a marketing standpoint so you're just talking about a song not a dis song but just a song from from a dis song that you can mark it the way he didn't mark it blah blah you do this to me they need this song that's been this marketing bro other than Drake's shit I was gonna say back the back nigga what I don't know no no I mean marketing marketing wise there is none that's uh that's not not a sneak this I'm not talking about the sneak dishes that just so happened to climb up on the charts and niggas had to go to rap genius to see that it was a sneak this I'm talking about an overt dis you feel me like hey there's no question who this nigga's talking hey baka's got a weird case why is he around and that's that's another thing uh it was baka's birthday the other day day oh no no no no excuse me it was chubs birthday the other day but this nigga Drake just taken pictures with chubs and like putting them shits on instagram and and I just went to the comments and it was just like oh that's the nigga getting your hand me those Drake Aubrey mr. Graham never moved to Graham this isn't the time it's the world is not yours Aubrey it's right it's not yours Aubrey it's right it might be Kendrick Duckworth Lamar is smoking on that Canadian gentleman in public view this is this is nasty i'm not gonna laugh and you know the shit that that adds super insult to injury this concert is on amazon so that means it's going to be on amazon as long as amazon is amazon you feel me Lebron was there everybody Lebron was dancing with a denim jacket on and and and Drake fucker bruh he used to he still do i don't know a man out of me when you see him why if me and you was beefing and Lebron is a mutual friend of both of us and i see Lebron dancing at your concert while you're dissing me you know what i'm gonna say to Lebron i'm a texler bruh because that's the type of nigga i am i'm a texler bruh and i'm gonna say you pick a side you better stay there you feel me hey i feel with like damn though like it's just like bro like for one if you blind you a hooping nigga there's some rap shit shit you feel me like oh so you want the you want the baller exemption i want i want to be able to listen to good music man not deep let me tell you what the exemptions only go for comedians all right that's why comedians can get on stage and make jokes about cancer comedians could still call people uh maggots with a capital F like comedians can do a lot of shit that regular people can do athletes do not have that exception but i'm saying why not though bro like this like if i'm cool with both the niggas if i'm LeBron i'm cool with both y'all guys if you know i've probably been titled with you through the years damn i mean he yeah him and Drake do got some shit though the the he on the soundtrack for the movie big up brine all the time oh no that is kind of tough though i can't i never seen Kendrick do nothing for Lebron i just know that Lebron plays basketball in LA i know Lebron's job is in Kendrick's hometown that's it that's all i never even seen Kendrick with a Lebron jersey on so that's what i'm saying it's just guess who else was there russell westbrook my nigga russell westbrook was up there they're not like uh she's in that bitch cripe that nigga was cripe walking he was clicking his heels together on some fucking wizard of odd shit that shit was disgusting gee paul george bad boy listen why g why gee was up there in church shoes i still can't break down the science of why this nigga's wearing church shoes khaki pants and a denim jacket i don't know why that combination of fabrics goes together but in LA it seems to be a staple i'm maybe maybe i'm mature maybe i just can't dress i don't like to mix my fabrics like that you know what i'm saying i don't mix my liquor i don't mix my fabrics nigga if it's cotton it's cotton 100% we we cotton all day baby if it's paul gester then it's a polyester shirt and some polyester pants and i might get hot in the middle of your event and i have to go home when i'm not mixing creased up dickies church shoes the stacey adam joe's with the square toes not the pointy toes but the square toes in a hard carl can i a denim jacket i'm not mixing that sorry why gee you owe me a fave bro come see me in public behind that catch me in the streets what gee man they call that fashion that is bro hang on love super like i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm still like whitey clean pair of jeans for fresh ones i'm still home oh nigga you're you're still in your hot boy era hell yeah you're still in your fucking the black is hot era hell yeah uh i mean i'm i'm not far from it i've upgraded from the white tee to a cartoon graphic tee and that's just how i give it up i'm in the airport the other day i got transformers shirt on 41 year old man with a transformers shirt on all the fucking other old men they see me dude it's a sick fucking shirt that zep is that fucking is that the Autobots logo dude that's fucking sick dude that's fucking oh man that's dude that's fucking mint okay dude it's fucking mint dude you want something to drink you want something to drink dude look you like apple juice it's on me okay my name's kev what's your name dude fucking fucking Autobot shirt look at my guy hey hey Andrew look at this fucking Autobot shirt and me i'm just standing there like yo i'm just i'm just a grown man that's really a child with access to adult money you feel me he's stupid i'm walking out the airport i got my hoodie on blue hoodie pretty blue hoodie red cobra logo on it from gijo so it looks just like cobra commander type shit welcome to the airport white men whispering to their wives babe babe babe what the fucking black guy what the fucking cobra hoodie on babe babe you're looking that's what i fucking want my fucking birthday is coming up dude like what the fuck babe hey hey dude cobra okay you see me hey cobra and i just thought i just look black fist i got you bro yeah man she won't let me fucking buy the clothes i want to wear she says it's childish man how do you do it how do you fucking do it dude yeah i just i got the amazon like you want me to like airdropping to you like what you want me to do nigga i got thundercat shirts like nigga i literally looked at my wardrobe my closet looks like i'm still 12 and that's just past trauma all the shit i couldn't buy when i was younger i'm just buying it now because who won't tell me now i make the money i got the debit card who won't tell me no the bank can't tell me no nigga i bought a car with a debit card niggas ain't fucking with me uh shut out the kendrick uh shut out to uh the west coast they shot the video for it i don't even give a fuck about the video the nigga did the song six times in one concert i never want to hear that song again but guess what it's joy y'all can enjoy it it was a great song wah wah wah wah that fucking man yeah i'm gonna do my stuff uh but we got the draft tonight wah we got the draft tonight uh i want to tell you this is probably and i'm not being dramatic when i say this this is probably the worst draft in what maybe whatever draft that was Anthony Bennett came out just the worst draft since then uh that was a week draft and we didn't draft for sure week draft plus sure i cannot deny that that was a terrible fucking draft now this one it ain't terrible but it ain't good either um the the major storyline that everybody's going around with ooh France France has so many great players getting drafted ooh the french that french are coming back ooh look at what victor when biana did he brought France to the nba let me tell you right now uh it mayonna y'all drafted zachier resher the nigga's going to bust pause uh don't pause because it's pride month still but do what you need to do about that all right it's joy is joy um the wizard draft that alexar from france also uh i'm i'd like the rocket's pick at three they got the young white ball from kentucky read shepherd the boy is the shooter he gets active he gets to the paint he's got a floater uh he can just create shots but my only issue with read is he needs to put on some muscle and when i say muscle i'm not saying high school to rookie year amari statemeyer muscle because that's like steroids and hgh right i'm saying staff muscle when staff went from low skinny staff to sneaky diesel staff because he had to run off the screens he had to do a bunch of shit and then they went to gym and he got low biceps he stopped playing defense too but the nigga at least got a little bit more muscular so that he could do all his cool shit i think read needs to do that but i think he's in a great place in houston because they got niggas that can jump out the gym they got tall niggas they got a super active point guard i think for him being able to just create his own shot be available mid range long range i think that's helpful um steven castle going to disperse at four and then this first getting robbed from kentucky at eight i as much as i talk shit about pop on this pod i talk shit about pop a lot like i've been listening back to old pods and i'm thinking oh did pop steal one of your bitches like why you be talking so much shit about pop no i don't i don't like pop like fuck that nigga i put him in the same bucket as coach cake he couldn't adapt to coach cake couldn't adapt to the one and done pop can't adapt to players that are one and done because it's more work for him when pop used to get niggas that spent two three four years in college it was less for him to have to develop they saw the sneaky talent in the late 20s of the draft they picked up the sneaky talent they made the most of it monogeneity tony parker like they made the most of these niggas but when a nigga only played one year in college it's hard to make the most of the niggas quickly tony parker played soccer before he played basketball just like steven ash but tony parker had a longer runway because the league was a little bit more patient back then it's not that patient today or was his team patient with him? the spurs is a one they keep you there they have that you grow in their system but you got to be growing though and that's what parker did you nobly did it only more for that came and snap date one was uh dunking in robison that's it but when they didn't give the mark even under pop really when they didn't give the march hands that let me know that pop lost some of his magic what you mean because look at what the march done in the last two years the spurs you're not gonna do that that though you're not gonna be like you know what i'm saying a feature score that like nobody has ever really done that because we're so addicted to the system yeah but besides david robison ain't nobody else even came close to averaging like over 25 for the dunking head like one year where he averaged like 24-25 in kawaii head like one year there but that's what it is it's it's hey my system isn't evolving with the rest of the league but he but bro he won he won in the 90s he won the 2000s he won in the 2010s that was love hell no all right all right all right come on look how how was it look well number one they should have won twice they should have won twice but kawaii was terrible at free bros and what they did in game seven was a shame by saying we're gonna let lebron be this with three-point shots mid-range shots and lebron did just that yeah but the brothers had that confidence though after after winning game six in that fashion he just had that confidence like you just and me and my em you it's just it was a bad scenario you asked me well and he knew after win after losing the Dallas after winning against okay see he can't lose against the Spurs again that's the team that swept them right and they did some funny shit you know sending the bus late to the hotel turning off the hot water like that nigga was mad about shit that you would just normally deem as home court advantage you know what I'm saying home court advantage we're gonna fuck with you as much as we can yet don't know I know hot water in the visitor showers that's just normal home court advantage but this nigga looked at JJ retic and the rest of the gang it was just like I took that personally why we can't I can't take a hot shower don't worry about it i'm gonna empty the clip and niggas is looking at lebron and we mean you want empty the clip bro you gonna take that headband off no i'm not taking the fucking headband off bro i'm emptying the fucking clip he definitely did that i ain't gonna cap on that he definitely did but i'm just saying though like for one i don't think the Spurs go back to back finals i always said this like so they would have been five and hold duncan would have been five and hold undefeated in the finals which would have been probably more impressive than me at five and one it would have been you know what i'm saying like being undefeated is like where is that if you're it's overrated it's not overrated bro it's far from overrated bro it only is overrated because because because who because who did it you know jay i'm just feeding it yeah cheese ass cheese ass your favorite yeah the goat not the goat uh the goat in his era the motherfucking goat man in his era motherfucking goat man get up bad get up bad going undefeated doesn't well going undefeated in the finals it just doesn't tell the whole story that's my whole issue with it why i don't know because that's just finals appearances and that's all niggas keep saying jordan win six and oh jordan win six and oh yeah he went six and oh i promise you it's a great hang your hat on that hang your hat on this nigga going six and oh why shouldn't you hang your hat on that though to a nigga no it's not the only reason why he the goat but it's definitely the cherry on top gee but add context to it because when niggas say he went six and oh they're making it sound like he only plays six years in the nba nobody when they say he went six and oh nobody talks about how this nigga couldn't win a playoff series without scottie pippin nobody ever says that oh my god nobody ever says yo you know my son was in the league for eight years before he went six and oh did you know my son was in the league for six years after he went six and oh four years after he went six and oh did you know that it was two years whatever it's a bad and it was a bad two years don't even think he made the playoffs one of them years didn't make the playoffs in no year either so that's what i'm saying nobody ever talks about that they just say six and oh they do though six and oh six and oh what you talking about is is the casual Jordan fans right it don't give me wrong like the casual Jordan fans don't that stay only argued he never lost it to me no matter what you say though it is a big argument no matter how you chop it is a very big argument he did not never lose when it mattered most he was that guy that get it done undefeated bro like that got him out of it nobody else is undefeated bro but Jordan but add the context what is the context though he's undefeated on the finals nobody out of out of blank amount of playoff out of blank amount of times that he made the playoffs he's undefeated in this many finals okay so he's at that part he played technically he played 15 seasons cool he went to the final six times cool so that means he's spent at least 40 percent 39 percent of his career in the finals cool okay but we at least have spoken about the times that he made it to the playoffs or didn't make it to the playoffs it didn't make it to the finals like that's that's the shit that's important okay it is important what the six and no when the finals just makes it sound like my son every time he lost he lost he lost to a better team no yes yes so the pisses team was better than him before he went in the gym before he got low Roy's before he before he fucking punched Steve Kerr in the face the pisses were better than them he's current wasn't even on them teams when they played each right now no no i'm sorry uh paxon because he because he did kick it off the paxon in a in a in a crazy game when oh yeah but that was he's eyes didn't make the still he went and played and nobody nobody yelled at him about it i still was later on bro nobody nobody nobody yelled at him because at the end of the day it wasn't it's nobody's blaming like you're trying to do this LeBron shit with what they do kind of create this narrative but like the end of the day the stats do suggest LeBron is more passive down the stretch of games like it's just what it is it's not passive it's better basketball play whatever you need to tell yourself my no it's not whatever i need to tell myself go watch my go watch some of these games go watch some of these clutch moments where LeBron didn't score go watch some of them he's double teamed he doesn't have the advantage he doesn't have the angle and he dishes it to a nigga that's open by six feet or more that's cool and and if there's a six feet or more closeout that's you're you're not just open you're very open you're wide open that's cool he makes the right play but i'm just saying like at the end of the day like it is what it is that that's what that's you know what that's exactly it's choice that's exactly what it is today we're never going to move before from today we're never going to bring up cheese eyes oh my god and in in the real goat in the same conversation i'm only i'm only comparing LeBron in applying LeBron's legacy next to a magic johnson and as i i say it's Thomas type of legacy because those two would make the best basketball play and it's not about them cheese eyes cheese eyes should only be compared to kobe kobe strollers moves kobe remixes classics kobe did everything in Jordan and i think and i still think kobe did the shit better kobe did the shit cooler it's still about that's that's called evolution that's called like obviously like you know i'm saying like the game has evolved so yes certain things kobe made look more fluid more you know what i'm saying whatever but at the end of the day far as it when it when it pertains to Jordan bro like it's not that you can't compare with LeBron like i don't care if you're style to play how you however you play the game if it works better than another motherfucker especially Jordan like if i can just truly say that i would because that'd be impressive if it's ill and i wouldn't be able to deny it i don't think the way he plays the game is better than what Jordan has done i don't it's just that something i don't think the way magic played the game was more what was better than what way Jordan played the game that's crazy that's great you know that's crazy right how is it crazy not better please tell me how how how crazy so you don't think kobe played the game better than Jordan is it because he didn't go undefeated in the finals is is part of that is is part is is because like in the reason why he didn't go undefeated in some of these finals it's because he didn't play particularly will in some of these trials no no when kobe when kobe lost finals i guess Detroit he played like shit bro so yes indeed well no no no yes hold on yes bro let's not get crazy bro he played i think i think i put the detroit loss in the finals more on shack not being prepared shack being banged up and forced to come back and play niggas having a washed up carl Malone carl Malone and he didn't play he did play against the Pistons he did he was right no no no no no can you play because Ben Wallace hold that nigga i remember Ben Wallace hoeing that nigga saying because carl Malone looked like he had fucking 20 more pounds of muscle on him and i was like oh that nigga came ready to to fucking out rebound Ben Wallace and Ben Wallace musty ass was all over this nigga carl Malone Gary Payton didn't look like Gary Payton and rib Hamilton had that nigga running fucking cardio yeah he played he played mister he missed the game what mister i mean it was a sweet right or gentleman sweet gentleman sweet the coby average 22 points bro like that ain't gonna cut it bro on 38 yeah because when you know you don't have to put bodies on shack like that when you can put rosco on shack yeah but shack was average shack was averaging 32 34 36 in the prior series against the nets the nets and the fucking Pacers oh yeah you talking that but that's wearing tear on shack shack wasn't ready he showed up and they sold him a bill of goods that wasn't right yo we got carl Malone so you don't have to do that much this year and carl Malone was nowhere near the fucking athlete at that age and with his fucking skill set that shack was and carl Malone was coming into a new system triangle offense all this nigga carl Malone knew his whole life was picking roll with Jerry Sloan carl Malone couldn't even fucking read bro i still don't think the nigga can read today and carl Malone you can die today are you done with your cowboy boots and your fucking middle school roster well you can die today carlos Malone carl Malone went on shit bro none of these motherfuckers on shit but i'm gonna just keep on mind that was done uh i mean it was still the court well no no darrick fish was gone oh he was there darrick fish was there i thought he went to golden state come up at the year after yeah after he left though oh okay so darrick fishy gerry payton um coby sasha bouyachitch no fuck no no sasha yeah you had you had scoby shack gerry fish that Devin George gerry paid carl Malone bevadanko kareem rush luke warden rick slacks brian cook and Byron Russell hey that's that's not crazy to you what that lineup that they're who they're the starting cat don't niggas ain't even play most of niggas ain't played like that yeah he just went to the well too many times coby and shag play the most they play 200 plus minutes nobody played more than 160 minutes outside of gerry payton rashi wallis was terrorizing these things rib hammerton handing his gas tom lones hurt coby didn't play the great but i but the steal get back to what i'm saying though like bro what hurt a lot of niggas against jordan bro is that no matter what you say bro like you could bring up the wizard years them count cool whatever like he was 40 years old he came back play basketball like nobody realistically thought jordan was a top 10 player or anything like that so like to hold him to the standards that he was producing when he was a young man it's crazy it's like it's just insane bro but i'm doing that against LeBron no nobody's doing that but not holding LeBron to the standards that he had his young man i'm gonna say no no no remember you're counting that sweep against the spurs and his what third fourth year in the league you count that against them no i don't i don't even talk about you want to see a dead body i don't even i don't even talk about bro for seven years like that bro like to be honest i'm not one of the niggas that like like i don't like i ain't gonna say i don't appreciate it but i'm i'm i'm not one of my favorites like slander like oh he should have did this he should have did xyz like to me he did all he could do for the most part i will say that i will say that he definitely needed some help he didn't have a legit number two so i'm not mad about that that him wanting to leave my uh cleaving the fact that he left for Duane Wade and Chris bus and and the weight my whole thing is even though i knew that my ami team wasn't like quote-unquote like i like like the most whale put together team but when you go team up with a nigga like d wave at that time who's a top three at the very minimum top four player in the league bro like i don't i and then you fold the way you fold it i can't i just can't never see like if that was to happen to Jordan bro like there ain't no way he can like have a strong claim for the ghost status like because that's a epic failure bro the moment you finally get some help you you shrink epic failure bro i put that on i put i put some of that on coaching though nobody ever puts that on coaching one because you see LeBron coaching today like i i've seen a highlight clip of him and Anthony Davis shitting on Darvin ham every time out and they did it for the whole season i'm like god damn Darvin ham like bro get control of your team even the white ball Austin Reeves the coach says something Austin Reeves Austin Reeves pulled his hand away they said get your fucking hands off of me ain't nothing ain't nothing Darvin ham can do bro he coaching the fucking goat bro and in in in today's society bro he's coaching an active goat like you can't tell this nigga mine shit but this my thing like they keep bringing in these first no no niggas that i ain't never had no coaching experience now you got JJ ready this shit oh JJ i pray for you sir i pray for you sir we're going for you sir he was getting that ESPN bag you got the little podcast shit going you was getting that little bag bro i love the podcast bro if there's like his shit don't pan out long don't let some only thing he can hope for and this fucked up he got a whole ad and Brian just hurt don't niggas niggas hurt and then they go for him yeah yeah it's just bro they can't lose they can't lose games they pose a win and they can't it's it's it's it's LeBron and AD so like the only thing that's gonna be beneficial for him is the hope that that one of the niggas get hurt at this point i ain't gonna let you gee JJ gonna get fired don't like ain't no way Brian from the like bro Brian is going to we gonna see some decline soon it's coming bro it just ain't no way he gonna be able to keep playing the way he playing he gonna keep declining little bit by little bit well i don't doubt that the niggas gonna keep declining i i definitely believe that he's going to keep declining i think the JJ Reddick hire was uh fucking damn like this shit was dog that was just a bad fucking hire bro like shit why you pick my why you pick my man up be and and it looks bad it's or i should say it looks worse because you're fucking doing a podcast with him so now it looks like mixed business it looks like mixed business like yo working with son facts and now son working with you it's like is this shit like uh you feel me like is it uh uh i don't know here's my favorite farming industry you know it's been really interesting however i i don't really have a great answer for your uh question because i i really don't give a like honestly i want to coach the Lakers i want to coach the team i don't want to dispel anything i don't i want to become a great coach in the NBA and i want to win championships and i want my players to maximize their careers that's all i can care about and niggas was telling me yo JJ smoked a press conference nigga a press conference you telling me son smoked a press conference how do you smoke a press conference this process uh has been surreal to say the least one of the things that kept coming up during the process with rob we we kept talking about the word gratitude and i think that's where i'll start is just uh feeling so grateful for rob genie the entire Lakers organization for entrusting me in this position and i i take this responsibility very seriously i have never coached in the NBA before i don't know if you guys have heard that my motivations for doing this uh it starts with a very simple foundation uh of service um i think about the greatest moments especially towards the end of my career was about helping players um and so it starts with the desire to serve players to serve the Lakers organization to serve our fans um it's also about competition and performance collaboration leadership uh these are the things that that drive me and uh they will all be important as i build out my staff most as we think about the people we want to draft and get in free agency bush and as we think about player development it's it's all about those things um when i think about the NBA today you know the the game is evolving and it's evolving fast and one of the things this thing is shouldn't be a coach bro this thing is shouldn't be a coach bro but he got a premier job as a coach and it's crazy and i don't have no say in this shit so i don't care um but let me just run down some clips uh Brandon Brandon Ingram intends to sign a four mill excuse me four year two hundred eight million dollar extension fifty two million dollars a year with the pelicans wow i hate that he Brandon deserves better than what the pelicans can give them are you serious? 100 that nigga should be somewhere else anywhere else i'd love to see Brandon with with the grisleys and job i mean i'd love to see Brandon with not the hornets and and lonzo i mean not lonzo but um the other ball lamello i think that's a step back but the grisleys is where i really love to see them still a small market but with a better supporting cast CJ old ass ain't gonna carry you Zion fat ass ain't gonna carry you he the one in New Orleans he ain't the one in real life i would like to see him go somewhere like Philly or Miami i love Miami uh i really love Philly with him Tyrese and and B i'd love that uh speaking of Miami Jimmy said he ain't signing an extension with Miami he gonna wait until next summer and go in the free agency uh i think this is really just a ploy to get more money next summer by not signing the extension this summer uh he gets a stats up he can do a little bit of cool shit so we're not making too much noise over Jimmy uh and Jimmy he he not winning a chip he not winning a chip and that's okay he he hasn't accepted it yet but i have on his behalf uh OG OG Anubie for the Knicks shout out to the fucking Knicks shout out to the fucking Knicks the new york knicker blockers whatever the fuck that is uh five years 213 mil for OG injury pronouns nigga but 213 for five years that's great they snap they trying to build a little unit to be able to not show what Boston yeah and they got the young bull the king of the Nets yeah the kid now when i originally read this shit i'm pissed off because y'all been doing so good with your draft picks why give up five why give up five draft picks sure he did for this nigga mccell he's been in part of some real drafts listen some real drafts bro i mean uh not drafts trades like some real trades he's been in part of some real fucking trades he's part of the KD trade yes so now the KD trade has turned into Bogdanovitch six first round draft picks a second round draft pick and two other niggas like that KD trade from Phoenix to Brooklyn looks like the best trade and trade history because what they did with the assets that they got uh mccell bridges looks great on paper to go to the Knicks because you got the Villanova gang it's Dante D'Vincenzo it's Hart it's fucking Brunson now it's fucking bridges oh my gosh the whole championship team from Villanova that's cool bro i never seen four four players i don't even think i ever seen three from like the same program same team when russia i ain't never seen and you won't ever see it again because you won't ever see a nigga daddy as a part of the coaching staff that his son plays on y'all niggas talk about LeBron being GM let's talk about Jalen Brunson's daddy being on the coaching staff knowing what his son wants knowing what his son is comfortable with knowing that the niggas that his son played with college ball one with college ball knowing that these niggas ain't no chump in the pros but i don't think Jalen Brunson was the best player on that team he was good he was not the best um i would say it's probably a split between um probably a split between bridges and to me divan genzo yeah for the Villanova squad but when you look at them at their pro careers it's bridges and Brunson heart hearts to to a and divan genzo's four you know what i'm saying is one a one b two a and four divan genzo's the nigga that's fucking fucking shit out but they still got og and they might get drumming so i i have faith in the next the nicks are looking really good i um i'm jealous uh but i'm not too jealous it's all about you jealous i'm not too jealous uh and listen i'm gonna tell you what bro i can talk some shit up me young scoliosis smothered poor chops i was on i was on this podcast a couple weeks ago and i was in here with you and i was like yo i don't see you on the hype about pawn insurance it was par george really liked that or do i hate this thing because his hairline is aggressive probably just hate that nigga because his hairline is aggressive 100% nigga liked that though no i don't like the aggressive hairline no but he was he liked that though he really i can't i can't tell and nigga don't play more than 50 games of season i don't know if he's really like that if i could only show up for 20 hours of work at my job niggas would probably think i'm really like that you know what i'm saying yo you ain't gotta do the whole 40 bro just do 20 we're not going to expect nothing more than less i niggas would be like yo you know what you know that nigga DJ you know you really like that that nigga be fucking he be managing people in 20 hours in a 20 hour clip yeah i committed stuff i gotta some shit you know what i'm saying like you know how i get hey you know how we do it it's so it's hard for us but PG might be coming to the Warriors a four-year deal and they only wants a four-year max that that's what he's saying and i don't like that i don't like it when you meet a hoe and you know she a hoe you literally know she's a whore she has sold pussy you fucking whore you fucking whore and when you meet her she's in the tweener stage she's not selling pussy no more and she's also not giving up pussy no more you've met that right like you've had that in your life please tell me i'm not the only one oh no not the only one i don't know you know what we call that what we call it you want to see a dead body walk fuck them up uh that that's a dead body bro because you're not finna after everybody just spent the block you're not finna sit here and make me wine and dine you get you flowers tell you that you fucking beautiful oh yeah i don't care about your past no bitch lee roy in every other nigga in the six-block radius than beat on the first night oh me and you won't even show me pussy like come on come on you picked the wrong time to have a revelation you picked the wrong time to have a revelation and now i'm about to leave where i found you and that's Paul George to me everybody's like oh yeah war is gonna win a chip when they get Paul George no we not no we are not oh no clay gone y'all gotta hope uh y'all let's come else we see uh huh yeah that's it over with y'all like y'all ain't gonna win no ring step crazy but it's playing a bunch indeed no no that's it that's just over yeah uh i think Paul George makes us a better contender than clay but that should over over yeah that should over over here say oh be uh oh be home so we it's over there should discuss them man y'all gotta hope got it some like they wanted to always play with the greatest shooter ever step and carry he's the greatest player on the planet i'm just great by his blessed he blessed me to come here but i hope she liked that and that's what didn't give me 35 again and then just do this like step the best player in the world like a 92 christmas is never fucking happening if you take your love away from me i'll go crazy i'll go insane my baby my baby my baby you've got your problems baby and i've got mine let's just end it all by putting it together yeah when you say you love me it don't be nothing if you can't you'll be there like you used to be yeah i'm set there for the work to make you feel lost but i really really want you to stay true see us on bus flights and i hold inside but if you walk away you'll make this grove and cry don't leave don't leave me girl what's that in the show office sports oh no i definitely thought it was he thought he thought he thought it was your drill job this thing is no i thought she was done shit i'm like this thing is just drop the hole you need and yeah look that's how i like to drop my i'd like to drop the little just like ninja game ninja game dropped a little smoke bomb and did a little 360 and you've never seen anything in the level again um why you out here you're out here let's talk about let's talk about dating etiquette let's talk now i know because you were nigga like me so on the first date you're going to do a little pre-game at the crib right take out the the the pre-game jitters the first game jitters little pre-game couple shots one shot two shot you know if you were heavy nigga like me five shots let's make you stupid five shots in the wood you know what i'm saying oh i'm nice put some lotion on in that zone and then that and then that and then i walk out the crib and i'm good for all seasons and that's my like cocoa butter and whatever cologne i got on well when you get to the spot on the first interaction let's just say y'all mean that a bar what's the most amount of drinks on a let's just say a first second or third date what's the most amount of drinks that you have supplied for the opposite set man i ain't gonna lie to you bro if for what i already take checks to the bars for like first dates shit like that like i don't know anybody think that's a good environment because you own date alcoholics not even that own date alcoholics man no i don't date alcohol y'all was trippy i don't at least i don't have a busy drinking but damn this i don't you know what i'm saying like like well i mean by the bar though like it's like bro like that just like if i'm trying to get to know if you mean you know what i'm saying like i could see if you like you know what i'm saying you a chick i'd be fucking with from time to time like meet up let's meet up i'm at the bar pull up here type shit i do some shit i just recently did especially like that if you hear me the chick he told me she had to buy i pull up i pull it up if you hear me but like if i'm setting the date up but i'm not taking no check to the like for a date i'm not taking it to the bar but i'm like we go to a restaurant that got a bar or some shit like that in in that situation bro like i don't think more than three drinks maybe bro and it depends on what my fuck is drinking like you know what i'm saying like because like you said i didn't already pre-game at the crib like you getting busted like you're trying to get get that pussy busted at this point like i'm like three drinks gee i'm already thinking like yeah we're gonna get ready and get up out of here you ready you feel me like that's my big time like three drinks like bro so it feels like the drink that they like to drink the exotic drink some a long island iced tea or some shit you feel me don't and it depending on how strong the motherfuckers is like you gonna be decent now you're not gonna let sure they drink more than three long islands it depends like if you at a decent-ass little restaurant then you go to a little bar you just vibe you just chill it all right you know i'm saying i done done that well like but but then i'm watching them motherfuckers like you if you is kind of like smacking them motherfuckers like more likely two of them gonna get uh uh the average female decent like two of them motherfuckers depending on how strong it is because i'm saying more than likely to head one before the food came you're probably drinking before the food came so all i'm saying like in that type of scenario bro like again i'm not taking no female just strictly to the bar for a first date like i ain't on that even though like some niggas dude say that's a good idea just to see what type of bitch she is which could be you know what i'm saying like i gotta do it up see what type of chick she is like because they don't walk up on them more than likely she look like some but i'm just not doing that shit no i like the bar and see this is this is where this might be an age difference thing but i like the bar because it's a social setting but it's also intimate it's a good balance i want to see how shorty act in social environments it's shorty got super bad anxiety and she in the bar and it's a bunch of people walking in and out the bar and she's fucking turning her head like she got to protect me bitch who hurts you you understand what i'm saying but also if we go to the bar and shut out the ski is shorty if we go to the bar and shorty gets me and her split 11 shots in Hennessy there's a problem wait who driving who driving nigga who's getting the felony that's what i'm saying bro like who's getting a felony we're going to rob somebody that's way too much i'm gonna tell you right now after six shots of Hennessy depending on the season i'm going to turn into Bishop from juice bro i ain't here i swear to god i'm probably in here at six shots of Hennessy in them in four years don't do it in the summertime i'm not bro i'm a change man bro i fuck with tequila you know don't tequila don't do me like that bro that Hennessy bro like after 3g i'm ready to three shots of some double like a decent double shot of some shit like that bro i'm ready i'm i'm ready bro it's cracking what the fuck what the fuck nigga said ready for the work i'm ready for the fucking world not a reposado five shots of reposado i know i'm getting heartburned that night the repos mind shit though i love it it just don't love me bike you know what i'm saying like i love the repos it just don't love me bike after five shots of that like i'm i'm going i'm two things are going to happen i'm a sweat and i'm gonna take you down to Chinatown and guess what after that after i beat that thing up and i fall asleep what i need you to do in your little queen size or your twin size bag queen i need you to prop them pillows up for me because a young nigga gets acid reflux i need you to prop them pillows up for me i need you to do that i need you to turn that ceiling fan on for a nigga because if you ain't turning that ceiling fan on for a nigga and propping me up with them pillows you even got no future with me queen i need you to like comment and subscribe to the pod queen after i beat that thing up because i'm going to beat that turned you up 17 minutes dedicated for you young lady put that bonnet on i don't care if this is stinky bonnet and just remember that the world is yours heavier jones and the fud line they will make it through the night oh mama's i'm taking flight yeah it's oh oh you see the point got the seat you were long and we're filled to give us our bravas you didn't see that we was riding slowly creeping up on you i'm about to be tripping beating up on you oh yes i miss all of this gripping i'm giving you the blues oh i just see DJ world premiere in the world is yours