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The Beekeeper (Jason Statham)
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Don't give me this Elon Musk bullshit where we build little fucking robot bees. It's all about robots. He's so fucking stupid. Beekeepers are allowed to act on their own. This is because they know what's right and wrong. Because they're here to keep the hive safe. The hive being civilization, society. We need the beekeepers, much like man needs honey bees. And these guys are like, "No sweat, we're gonna fuck this guy up!" "Yeah, they're high-fiving." It's like, "All right, all right, all right." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are you getting so excited? Aren't you only SEAL Team Six?" Aren't you only Navy SEALs? Aren't you only Green Berets? Have you guys even met a predator monster? How many sad swatches have you killed with only your thumb? Huh? Huh? Any? Exactly. This man could kill you by defecating down your throat and make you shit it out into the next guy. Yes, that's right. The human centipede. He has done it. Nice illusion. Another insect illusion. Well, it's not an insect, but yes. Centipede? I thought... Don't centipede? They have a thousand legs? Yeah, but I thought insect covered everything. Is insect... No, insect's six legs. Are you sure about that? Yeah. Are you sure? I think so. You're making me question everything I knew about school. Much like this movie. Yes. So he's like, compared to a hobiki, but you guys are pussies! Get moving. Take care of this. That's the pep talk. You really need to give these people. You guys have no chance. I'll get moving. You've got no chance. He might human centipede you, motherfucker. He might shit in your mouth, kill you, and make you kill your partner with him. You did go live, so worse way to go. Oh, God. That would be a terrible way to go. Alright. Anyways. Verona's at the office reading from the beekeeper book, and she's like, "Oh my God. Think about this, but think about it like this." It's like she got high and was just reading like a hop-on-pop or something, and drawing this grand meaning from it. And Wiley's just like, "I just want to go home." Wife and kids. Two weeks. If only. There's a call. They fight over who's going to answer it, because neither of them wants to answer it, because they're in some deep shit for some reason. They're just falling behind this shit. They haven't done anything. They show up, they go, "Oh, okay." No, no, they're falling ass backwards into catching clay. Hey, that's how it works. You fall upwards. Deputy Director wants to talk to these guys. He's flying in specifically to see these two. Oh, shit. Group. Alright. We're going back over to Clay, though, and apparently, John Wick style, he's got a secret vault somewhere. Well, the beekeepers have secret vaults, because that's why he needed the thumb. Okay. Because he puts her thumb up to the thing, and it opens up. Oh, he didn't take a finger from her? He took a thumb from her? Yeah. Interesting. Or a finger. I don't fucking remember. You got to know that Anaset has been dead for hours now, and the beekeepers didn't remove her fingerprints from their system. The top super secret security system in the world, we're just like, "Yeah, it's okay. Just leave it out there." I'm just shocked at the fingerprint and get burnt off. He saved the finger. That's also a good point. So it opens it up. There's a secret cache with all the weapons he's going to need, and the fucking gateway computer that he's going to fucking need to access shit. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus Christ. He opens up the one cabinet, and it's full of thousands of feet of Kevlar thread. It's like, "Is that actually a thing?" Well, yeah, I guess it is. It really made me question, though. Kevlar's not just made into vests automatically. You got it. Yeah, I never thought about a Kevlar vest in that way, though. I thought it was like plates or something in there? No, I think it's a material. Okay. Okay. So he's printing out all the info he's going to need, and he takes off. He gets, you know, he stalks up on all the weapons, and he's ready to go. He gets some dot matrix printer print off, and that's the information. We don't need anything else. We know he knows. This is fine. So Verona meets with Deputy Director Prig. Okay, so Janet was in this scene. Yeah, this is what I was talking about. Yeah. Because Prig is the number two. And she's bringing up, like, beekeeper shit. And I think he was playing off like he knew nothing about it. Like he was like, "What are you talking, beekeeper shit? What is that?" And she's like, "No, this clay guy, he's behind everything. Well, what's his motive?" Protecting the hive. Because there's something called, she pulls up some knowledge from the book. It's called "The Queen Slayer." Because any time a bee notices that a queen is producing defective offspring, a queen's slayer comes in. Yeah, they'll kill the queen, replace it. And he's like, "Sign it off, whatever you need." That's all they fucking need. First he's like questioning there's even existence of beekeepers. He sees the book and he's like, "Oh, that's all the evidence I need." See, this is one of those scenes where people would be like, "The beekeeper sucks because it's woke." And that's fucking lazy way to look at this movie. This movie sucks for a lot of reasons. It's awful. Because it's awful. They do these characters are horrible injustice. But they would look at this movie and go, "Oh, a woman is the lead of the CIA and her number two is a black man, a little DEI much." And then who's leading up the, running that? This is why they can't catch. Why? White man outsmarting them everywhere. Everywhere they go. Everywhere they go. And you know it is grown up black and wily some kind of dusky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Northern Africa, Middle East, maybe. Who knows? Yeah. And you're right. They are completely intellectual. They can't do anything. The white man wins every time. Cut the books. Oh, no. A tech bro, another tech bro, Lair. Yeah. Because we heard, uh, Deflon? Deflon? What was this kid's name? Danforth. Like I'm going to remember a name for this book. I think Deflon was the name of the character from Harvey Birdman. The fucking evil, can evil character. That's Devlon. Devlon? Okay. That was a real, uh, character. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. Okay. Okay. Danforth told us he has 20 of these buildings. We're skipping the other night, uh, 18, thankfully. And we're going to the top one in downtown Boston. And you thought fucking Mickey was greasy. This guy have a name? I don't fucking know. He did, of course. But of course he has like a strong Italian New York accent. So we know this guy's a sleaze ball. Shiny suit. Did you notice what was going on with the suit? It was just crazy. Oh, it was beyond crazy, Marty. Yeah. It said, written out the goat goat. And then there was goats and they were like, it was just like a fucking collage. I did not watch this on laser edition. I don't see this. That really infuriates me. There's only 10 laser displays. Good job with the, uh, costumer. Because I hate this guy immediately. No. They did so? We've been given this movie. It's do's. And they did some good shit. We give them the flowers when they deserve it. Yeah. Fuck man. We give them the energy's. And there's this love. They're just scamming old people left and right. They're just laughing about it. And Danforth was saying, that's my top office. You can't, he's going to say that in a minute here. You can't shut this down because this is my, and we see on the screen, they're scamming people $40,000, $50,000, $60,000, $80,000. They're making huge money. Right. They're having good old time. Meanwhile, outside FBI shows up. You notice who's running this operation, dude? Asian guy. So, Pettis, the leader, Blackwater, steps out. Get the fuck out of here. We got this. You're out of your jurisdiction. This is private property. And they're like, all right. Set up a perimeter outside. Yep. And they literally clumped together around an iPad outside the front door. That's all they did. They're like, what are we going to do? How about you smoke them out? They turn around. It's fucking clay, man. Yeah. And clay just starts mocking them to their face. He's just like, what are you some kind of FBI organization? Have you guys even once popped an eyeball out with their thumb? You guys aren't even good enough to look for the federal booby inspects. You guys don't even good enough to serve me a piping hot cup of danny's coffee. And then he just curls it like hot fucking cup of danny's coffee in the Asian guy's face. Yeah. Meltz's face. And these beats the fuck. The guy's doing their job. He's doing their job. He's just fucking salute these motherfuckers. Don't break their necks. He's bumping their, he grabbed who by their head and made them headbutt each other. We want to point out they're in tactical gear with machine guns. And he still takes out eight guys surrounding him. Not one shot fired. No. All right. So Pettis telling the lead he is there to protect him. This is our new super secret agent guys that uh what's his name? Daddy. Wallflower. Wallis. Wallis. Yeah. This is black water. This is black water. And they're like meanwhile and even points this out. He doesn't know who he's working for. He's a security. Yeah. You deserve to die. This guy had a look till he shouldn't have been in all the tactical gear because he had a voice and he had a look. And so he's like all right guys you know he's like shut everything down. What's this guy's sleazy goat guy? I'm a goat. Go. I'm a man. He's like no fucking way bro. We are rolling in the bank. Get the fuck out of here. Do your job and protect us. Right. And so uh Derek gets on the phone I think even. Yeah. Derek gets on the phone with Pettis and tells him that is literally all my money. You can't fucking close it down. You can't get on the phone without shutting anything down. And so Pettis just like fuck my hands are tied. Okay. And fucking the tech bros are like nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. Hey good bye. And clowning on the fucking guy so they're to protect them. We're scanning down the scammers and we're seeing them cheer and clap and wave goodbye to protection. And there is one new nerd. Got a little trucker cap on but he's got thick black framed glasses with some white tape over the nose. And he sets to the guy next to him. He's like you have any more red bull. Yeah man. Takes red bull. Crushes it over his fucking head. It's clay. Ahhh. And he starts handling all these nerds and then goes out to take care of black water. Yeah but he's got to do his stealth tactics. So he just like launches himself into the ceiling. It disappears. And then Pettis. Oh my god. You know it's my biggest pet pee. People lurking in drop ceilings. It can't be done. Yes. But he does it. He's hiding in a drop ceiling. It's amazing. Takes out some of the fucking goons. And then he goes he sets up a kill thing in an elevator. All I noticed. Look at he sets up trip wires which were never used. But it has something to do with the elevator. Right. I kind of catch this either. I think he lets the FBI or maybe his Pettis crew get in and it blew. So Pettis crew gets the elevator because they're heading back up to the fucking tack brawler. And then they hear something up and you know they open fire. They don't know what's going on. But clay is up on the top of the elevator. Yeah. So we've already actually gone beyond the fight with Pettis. Because he just kills Pettis. He uses the fucking fire extinguisher. So he drops out of the ceiling onto Pettis. Pettis is like I'm the only motherfucker who can take you. He's like I know that's why I'm taking one on one right now. So at least at least he's giving him kind of a nod here. Although he jobs him to fuck out. Uses a fire extinguisher. Pettis had like a little hatchet he used. Chopped the fire extinguisher so it's exploding into his face. And then he just like cracks him in the skull. And that's it. And then he goes on. We got fucking Verona and crew arrive. Verona. Very much like Stallone's dread. She's like I don't need to wear the face mask. I got a great look going on. I got to show my face off. But she's got like the biggest assault rifle. She's holding it properly. And she's like why are we standing out here? You know, victories for those who mush. And they're like I don't think that's the line. But what are we doing? What are you talking about? And she's like we're going to the stairs. If he took down the elevator we're going to the stairs. He's just a beekeeper. I'm going in. Wiley covered me. So this is where we have the elevator scenario where he's up on the top. They're just opening fire. And then he does whatever he does. His bomb goes off which makes the elevator go down. A guy gets chopped in half because they're running out to get out of the elevator. Yeah. A guy just doing security. He doesn't know for the fuck he's working for. Right. He's going to get chopped in half. Fucked in half. This is why the beekeeper's had to get rid of him. That's right. He's just two fucking bitches. God God complex though. He really does. All of our own is like I guess I have to take the stairs. He winks at the camera and we're like ugh. Oh my God. So now Clay's up in the lair. He's back into the lair. He's already out. Grabs fucking goat guy. Go boy. And he's like I need to know who do you look for. I don't know shit bro. Grabs a stapler and he starts tep tep tep. Papping staples. I mean it would be annoying but it wouldn't be like painful. Right. It would be more painful just to be hit with the fucking... Like if you had a staple gun that would hurt. That would be bad. But just like a stapler. He's like kids used to do that in grade school. They would fucking staple up and down their arm. And they're stapling them. I want names. And he's like I don't know shit bro. Pulls that little picture of Eloise. See this little lady. She was like a milf to me. I mean his... Guilf. Guilf. She's a grandma. Okay. But milf to him. Because he's a man of a middle-aged man. Okay. I'm just saying. I'm not saying they fuck but he was like I can see myself. As soon as you have grandkids you're a gilf. So technically Lauren Boer is not a milf. She's a gilf. Because she's got grandkids. Babies having babies man. Beautiful. Beautiful. So that I guess pulls on his heartstrings. Oh wait I gotta clarify something. I'm not gonna find Lauren Boer attracted. No. That does not come from me. She's politician hot. These politicians are ugly. Generally. Okay. So he's like that's why they say Washington is Hollywood for ugly people. Okay. I like that. He took two million from a charity she ran. And then that pulls on his heartstrings because then he gives up the fucking... He's just like... I think he doesn't say anything but then there's like a picture on his screen saver on his computer. Yeah I couldn't remember if he actually used a name. Oh that's what it was. He looked at the computer, sees Danforth in the background. With somebody else. With somebody else. And goat boy. And goat boy. Okay. And he's like I told you they're a touchable. You can't go. You can't fuck with these people. They'll kill me. And then he's just like... Sometimes you have to replace the queen. It's like he's reading out that book. And we're like what is going on? Intrigue. Intrigue. Not really. Nothing intriguing. Alright so Verona kicks into the fucking room here. Clay! We have laws for these things. Yeah we gotta have that one person. Even though you know we're not watching this movie to see people go by the book. But you need that one character who goes by the book to show how it's bullshit. Right. And you need to go outside the book. It's just the inconsistencies in her character. If she was like fucking strict this whole time. If she was somehow intervening with Clay this whole time. But instead she's goofing off the whole time and now she gets a moment. Now we have a rule. And he looks back at her. You had laws. That's wild man. Alright so Clay sneaks out. He finds Wily alone. And uh. This arms the meter. Yeah. You know he could tell this guy is sold. This guy isn't. Unlike all the other security guys he mercilessly fucking brutalized. He just goes like I have a wife in Kansas. Wily's a total bitch. Right. And this? Why? Why? Why does he know this information? Because he's the beekeeper. He knows everything. In every situation he goes into. He knows. Every single FBI agent that might be involved. That might be involved. Right. So Wily cries out I have a wife and kids and beekeeper tells him. No. Three boys and a girl. And then just disappears. She shows mercy for that guy. So apparently you have the kids in order for the beekeeper she'll mercy on you. Maybe. Alright so Verona. She's looking through the office. Wants to talk to a goat boy's name is Rico. He notices the background on the computer and we see what beekeepers saw. There again for partying down with his mom and Rico. What was his mom in the picture? I thought she was. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah because I asked him because that's the twist. That would make sense. God guys we're getting to that final third that I was telling. Oh my God. We just know that she's a very important woman but how important is she? Well we'll finally learn in this third act. So we go into dinner first guys we got a fucking feast and Wallace sitting down with Derek. Is he like skinny white woman or just like wallpaper to me? I thought this was the mom in the scene. She wasn't the mom. I know. It was just generic skinny blonde chick. Especially after the shows we watched this week where I was like who's who? Yeah. Alright I'm so sorry. So Derek is like and that's why that's why I thought it was it was the mom because Derek is like being pouting. He's like sitting like away from them. Facing away from them at the restaurant. Wallace is talking to the woman. I'm thinking is the mom. No. Just random hoe. I don't know. I don't know if she's with Wallace or if she's with fucking Derek. Right. I just got to say I have never had dinner with Elon Moss. I have a feeling this is how he acts in public. He isn't just like a man child. That's all he is. I mean. I don't imagine I see it with my eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. So he gets a call. Oh no. Derek just called my mom. Yeah. Calls her up and she's like look I will finally meet you. I'll put an end to this bullshit. I thought I could count on you Wallace and she's walking. We see all these people surrounding her. Little backwards there. Wallace is saying you're in over your head. Call your mom. She's like you're the only person she's going to listen to on this. Okay. Cause she's been saying the whole time I'm going to protect my son. Now he's calling her. Derek is calling mommy telling him I need you. I'm a bird helping baby bird. That's right. And we see. She's walking and there's all these important looking people in front of her. Yeah. We'll meet at the beach house tomorrow. I got to get back to work. And then it's like Madam President. The ambassador is here to see you. And the ambassador is like do you play chess? And then Pat made his shows about an hour. Goddamn. She's a goddamn team master. What the fuck have you done? I'm glad Pat landed on his feet. Dude. He failed upwards. He fucked up that whole operation with Fred Williamson. Obviously his hair is great. He's losing a bit off the top but he's still got that lane. Oh. I love you. There you have it people. The big reveal is Derek's mom is Hillary Clinton. And he's Hunter Biden. This is all the subtext we're getting. There's a laptop. From hell. Yeah. [coughing] If it's vomiting into a. I'm so sorry. This cough. If anybody needs some. Get that hot honey. Put some down your throat. Did you go? Dude. Straight down. All right. We got another fucking episode of Dude. All right. We're going back over to Verona. She's telling Wiley, her partner, that she's got to get Clay. Even if he is right. And I believe he's right. He's doing the right thing here. But I got to get him. And it's like. Okay. But they're talking to Director Prig. Second in command. Yeah. Deputy Director. Deputy Director Prig. Second in command. And they got the string out because that's still the official way to show connections here. The cork board with the string. That's right. They did turn it into a big hive structure too. Right. See like the next company he's going after is Danforth Enterprises. Our president's company. You as president now. And then she does the queen's layer explanation with him. You know. When one of. Be notices that a queen's producing defective offspring. It has to eliminate it. So he's going to eliminate the president's. Right. Again. This guy must be a Lynch fan or something. Cause he's like. Sold. What do you need? Nukes. Tanks. Gundums. We've got Gundums. Alright. Yeah. Frank check. Alright. So now Derek is in his hideout. This is the beach house or whatever. Yeah. And him Wallace and a new character. Another interesting looking character. That's right. What he's looking at the phone that has footage from the last. Interaction with the beekeeper. Probably goat boys place or something. This is our new character Lazarus. In Lazarus. Whoo. Yellow track suits. Interesting mutton shop. Very interesting face. He was kind of like Asian yet white. Large face. Like Zadar. Yeah. Yeah. It was a very square head. Then a voice that didn't match his stature. Tattoos all over his neck. So big mutton chaps. Mustache. Hair frosted tips. Yeah. Cause he has like a crew cut type out. Yeah. Yellow outfit. Yellow track suit. Like various gun ammo shit going on. Oh. And he's like. Fucking hell man. A beekeeper. Yeah. I took out one beekeeper once. And this is what happened. Puts his leg up. Got a fucking prosthetic leg. Derek's disappointing. He's drinking a Budweiser. You could tell he had the label term but you can still tell. Our new super team includes a fucking Scotsman with a peg leg. That's how we're going to take that off. God damn beekeeper. I took down the beekeeper. And that's how I lost his fucking leg. And I would fucking lucky. Alright. So the precedent arrives. Now Murray, here's the other thing I don't get about this fucking scene that we're about to work into. Yeah. I thought these two were going to meet quietly and figure something out. They throw a party in a minute here. What the fuck? It's cover. It's cover. Okay. No. I think it was. It's just how reckless Derek is. Like the mom probably did want to meet covertly. But Derek's such a fuck up. He's like. I'm going to have a party. Okay. Cause I mean it's like everybody's shot. Yeah. Well they would. Anyways. This is monitor Biden level shit. He is doing cocaine and jerking off on camera. With. I don't know if he noticed who was on the other side of that zoom call who was jerking off with them. Jeffrey Tubin. He was Tubin. Alright. They were Tubin. Alright. As we've learned. When it comes, we learned this last week this. Secret service. Perfect. Nobody can get anything by the secret service. That's right. So we're like beekeepers fucked. He's not. So uh. Beekeeper. He's going to go through the sewer line. But they got that covered. That's right. They're checking every fucking car underneath everything. And they're welding shut the manholes. There's going to be no sewer intrusion. That's right. Except apparently that one manhole right. No. Now they get through it. Beekeeper has his handy dandy if you ever need to open up a welded manhole cause the beekeeper layer is everything. Right. So he had a little like. I'm sure. Batman contract. Wait. Probably five pounds. Yeah. I think Chunk Chunk Chunk pops the fucking manhole. Look he had a can opener. And of course he knew cause he could tell by sound that there was a truck right over him. That had just been inspected. Actually I got that part wrong. The truck had not been inspected yet cause that's how we get into a fight in a second here. And he pulls. He's got a skateboard with him. And so you like he's going to do the Indiana Jones thing where he's going to be underneath the fucking. Yeah. He crawls up under the truck and then you get the shot of them just about to look under and he gets the skateboard up just in time. He rolls forward one, one more, you know, spot. That's what I didn't get cause I assumed he was rolling forward to be on one that had already been inspected. That's my point. That's my point. Yeah. But then another man comes under the car on a skateboard to look under the car again. That's how good they are. That's how good. The SS is very good. They don't say that. I know. I just realize what I did there. Oh man. Somebody don't cut that out. At least. Yeah. Yeah. So then the guy comes under and he looks up and there's a man clay staring into him, grabs him, pulls him up, there's plenty of room underneath, plenty of room. There's a whole closet under there for him to disrobe this man, disrobe himself, put on his clothes. Yeah. That would be really easy to do. Stash him up there somewhere like all that tactical gear. You could do that in five seconds. Amazing. The Velcro alone. You would just, is that an engine idling? What is happening over there? But now he is in the secret service garps or now he's, now he's, he's at his access. Cut to Derek. He's doing some blow like on her Biden and his, you know, his mom's office. She walks in. What did she say? Nicotine or carnival ride? What is that? I don't remember this at all. But I brought it down because I guess I thought it was fun. Is that a nicotine or a carnival ride you're jumping on? Mom! You look fucking great. We're showing how unhinged Derek is becoming. Yeah. Oh, because he's complimenting his mom? No, he's saying fucking great to his mom. All right. Show some respect. This is the president of the United States. That's the president. All right. And he's doing fucking cocaine in front of her. Yeah. I'd hurt papers. Right. So now we got the rest of our, did you want to say anything else about these things? No, that's it. Okay. Lazarus's crew is set loose. I guess the prowl around the premises. That's right. And then they got, there's a cowboy hat, there's some flair to some of these guys. No. Not tactical gear. They made me think of like an updated version of the Spice Girls. They all had an interesting look going on. It was out there, but they wore it well. And this is what we need more of in movies. Pepe looked insane, but he wore it with confidence. That's what you got to do. So there's a party going on, it's like a Cirque du Soleil theme, there's fucking people blowing fire, there's fucking gymnastics. Even Wiley and Verona are there in the Scott like they're dressed up nicely with the FBI under cover. Yeah. She still has their Harvard shirt on for some reason, but oh my God. She was wearing a white collared shirt, but the fucking Harvard bled through it. Like you could see it. Clay brought another suit with him too. Not wrinkled at all. It's perfect. Where is he keeping all of this cargo? The president and who the fuck is pagan? Again, pagan is the director too. Who? Remember the black guy that we talked about? You just said, you said his name was frig earlier. Now it's pagan. Oh, this is the shit I got to put up with, baby. Look, we both talked about how tired we were by the end of this movie. This is a 90. Well, it's a 100 minute movie. It's exhaustingly boring. All right. So deputy director, I'm going to say Prig because that was one of the first things. I think it's supposed to be Prig. Our meeting with Derek, Prig wants to know about what's going on with his companies, Derek's companies. Yeah, because they're getting called out on the shit. And mom's actually starting to take it seriously now because she's like, what the fuck? Why is the CIA deputy director here? I might be imagining this. This is way, but it's way back to when we want to make it. We're making great. No, we're making great. This is when Clay's going to kill Mickey. Mickey offers up cryptocurrency and NFTs, right? Yes, he did. Yes, he did. That was a great little detail and I'm sorry, even though I hate these tech bros, anyone who buys an NFT deserves to lose their money. That's the stupidest thing on the planet. I think that lasted. And again... It was like six months. Yeah. Yeah, but again, it's the fact that it even captivated, like Jimmy Fallon was doing an interview with Paris Hilton and they were bragging about their NFTs, like, we fucking, that's a thing that happened. And that's something that I hope never... Picture of a cartoon monkey. That's a thing that I hope never gets wiped away. They're probably trying to race that shit. I want to make sure that never gets away from these motherfuckers. Like, you did this. You went on TV and fucking said, "Go buy NFTs. It's cool. I did it." Well, anyway. Are you saying the President Trump ones that I bought where he was a superhero, was a waste of money? Maria, I would never tell that to you. Mattingly, on the other hand, is about to tell you that. So you can take your rage out on that. All right, so back to, they're like asking Derek, "What's going on with these shady businesses?" And Derek's feeling the pressure. He's pouring himself to fucking drink. Yeah, he's like, "Why are you asking me all this? U.D.G.'s a legit malware company, I mean, data company, nine-star United, legit NFTs. I mean, come on. Look at this monkey. It's adorable. Crypto. Crypto is the currency of the future. Let's go. Back to the party. Corona notices a bald guy, she's like, "It's got to be Clay." All right, people, follow me. Freeze, asshole! Is this another? It's a, there must, maybe some, the WWF was like invited because there's tons of bald-bearded guys. Bald-headed. Deets. And she's just like, "Oh, shit. It's the wrong guy." And then she's like, "Hey. We got to find this guy." Lasia moves in. Lazarus crew. Lazarus crew moves in. They find Clay. Yeah. On your knees, my, I'm sorry. I can't do it. It took one second. I'm doing Australian Access for everything. I apologize for our Scottish friend's story. I apologize. You really do need to apologize to her. But it took one second after they have the mix-up with the other bald guy because she says, "Clay's here." And so the militia, Lazarus' crew, they all go running outside. They're like, "Where the fuck is he?" So after we get the one second decoy thing happen, we go outside and Lazarus has found Clay. Yeah. And he puts his hands up. We can see there's something in his hand. That's right. They don't notice it. Yeah. Even though he's facing their palms to them. Turn around, asshole! Turns out, "Get on your knees!" Does all the shit. All right. Lazarus, this is a party full of normies, like normal citizens. He's going to murder a guy, shoot him in the face in front of everybody. Everybody. And Verona's almost going to go along with it. She's just hanging out. She is watching, watching. She's the FBI. She's... Never mind. Never mind. Murray. We got Shakespeare to quote. But she's like, Verona's like, "She remembers the law. You cannot shoot an unarmed man." That's right. Oh, is that what she yelled out here? Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't shoot him. He's unarmed. Yeah. That's risk. They should have given him, like, Polonius, some kind of, like, Shakespearean name because he's just flying. They would have named what's inside, yeah. I think he's just a dumb girl. Apparently he's cultured. He knows his Shakespeare. Right. He's seen Matt Sosa's presentation of a fellow. He knows this. He's like, "To be a note, to be asshole." That was good. That was better. Yeah. I think I'll take too big. Now I want to give it up to Graff. Hear your flowers, Graff. I was so fucking checked out at this point. I did not pick up on this brilliant fucking one line. Yeah. It's to be, be, or not to be. Jerry Seinfeld actually did punch up for this movie, so that's why there's such great humor in here. clicks his little thing, bunch of cars just blow up in the background. Distraction, fire, chaos, all CGI fire, by the way. It's awful. Clay is able to run around, do whatever he wants. He's starting to take out Lazarus's crew, and we know they're his crew, because they got like patchwork cargo pants on, all kinds of different colors and shit, like insane. But they stood out and helped. So we go back to the meeting with Derek and his mom. I'm like, "Mom, I had to get in the aunties and cryptos." "What do you think funded your fucking campaign?" And she's like, "I know. I just didn't want to accept it." "I thought the people picked me because I'm a strong, independent woman." She's like, "And I was going to break up your father's companies. I was going to do it the right way, because I wanted to leave the world a better place. Babyface turn. We're thinking, I was thinking, it should have been. She was in on it." Yeah. "Mom, you need to understand. I don't know what this accent is. You're behind in 15 of 20 counties." That's it. Counties. So it's like, "Wait, what?" Mccomb County was one of them. Mccomb County. Oh, Mccomb. The kingmaker, the king slayer, the kingmaker, Mccomb County. Talk about Mccomb off mic. You needed my money to win. That's made national news, Mccomb County. How important it is. Yeah. I've seen that on national news. But they talk about Michigan and it being like a swing state. And Mccomb County keeps coming in? Yeah. Is it because it's purple? Yeah. Oh, Wayne County is just blue all the way. So that makes sense, actually. And now that I'm thinking about it, yeah. But you needed my money to win. And we know how American politics work. It's all about that money. That's my win. Cut it back and forth. We're seeing fighting while this is going on. Yeah. Because we're all getting bored. It's like, there's some fighting in here. Yeah. And it's just quick cuts of fighting. There's nothing. There's no payoff. State them, it's a going through the fight. So it doesn't matter. It's going up a staircase, just flipping people over and everything. So mom cops too. 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