Everyone loves a quiz. Well, we do. Well, one of us does. This week at the Popcorn Counter, Maurice has inspired us to make a note of just how many eponymous films there are on the IMDb. So join us for an eponymous movie quiz, where we’ll give you a trickle of clues to help you guess forty movies each with a forename as their title. Play along at home and let us know if you can beat Andres’ score. (Unlikely, if you ask us...) Featuring Clint Eastwood, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mia Farrow, and of course Tom Hanks.
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[Music] Hello and welcome to the popcorn counter here at The Two Real Cinema Club. I'm James Zika and I'm Andrey Florente. And Andres, is that right? Yeah. Andres Andres Andres Andres Andres. Everything. Andres Andres Andres Andres Andres Andres Andres. You may be interested to know why I'm quite so interested in getting your first name right tonight. So we've just come out of watching Morris. And after I spent basically the last 35 years mispronouncing the name of this film and book. So it's definitely Morris and not Maurice. But while I've been waiting for you here, I have done a little bit of research on the IMDB. I have come up with a quiz about eponymous films because it turns out there are an awful lot of films that are just named after a single name. So I have come up here. I've got a list of 40 eponymous movies. And I want to see how many of them you can guess. 40. So I've got, I reckon, I think, you're the brains of the outfit. I reckon you will get 30 out of 40. I got to say, I feel very much like one of my students. Totally unprepared for a quiz. Unaware of the quiz. I didn't tell you I would do a quiz, but I didn't tell you what the quiz was about because I knew you would, you would, because, yeah, you're a intelligent guy and you might do some research. You can't have that. Undaunted. I have, so I have a list of 40 eponymous films. So the rule, the rule is simple. Yeah. Which is, I'm, I'm going to give you a small number of clues. Okay. And see whether you can guess what the film is. The film is just a single word in each case. Okay. And it is a first name in each case. Normare. So, so the film might be called Kevin or Nigel. But it's not called Kevin and Nigel. Okay. And it's not called Kevin Smith. And I don't know why I chose Kevin Smith. It's just a generic name. Next. It's a real person. So I'm going to, so I'm going to go through. I'm going to give you clues for each of the 40. See how many you can get. I feel like there should be some kind of bell or I should start a big timer. Maybe I should have, I should have invested in more equipment. Right. Tell me, are you ready? Tell me, are you ready? And I'll give you the first one. Ready. Okay. You're ready. Okay. Right. First one. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to give a fresh bit of paper so I can write down the score. Okay. 1996. Gwyneth Paltrow comedy. Directed by Douglas McGraw. It's a period film. Emma. Yes. Well done. Emma. Very good. Okay. 1981. Yeah. Yeah. Dudley Moore. I think it's Arthur. It is Arthur. Well done. Very good. Two for two. Right. 2014. A Luke Besson film. Scarlett Johansson. Takes a lot of drugs. Hmm. Really? Yeah. Does she speak French? I don't think so. It's one of those Luke Besson American films. But I think this is a film that persuaded Marvel that Scarlett Johansson should be an action hero. Superhero. Yeah. A lot of drugs. Yeah. Wait a sec. 2014. She has a name with Charlie Brown's nemesis. Well, I think Charlie had a couple of those. There's Patty, but there's also Lucy. Ah, Lucy. Yeah. Lucy. I haven't seen it. That's a great hint. Great hint. Right. A bit more historical. 1966. Michael Kane. And then remade in the 2000 with Jude Law. Yeah. What's that film called? Directed by the Lewis Gilbert, written by Bill Norton. Alfie. Yes. Bloody hell. Not bad. Okay. 1987. Steve Martin. Daryl Hannah. Uh, Roxanne. Yes. Very good. Yes. I was going to say Cyrano because that's Cyrano de Bergerates. Yeah. So what's, what's filmed as Cyrano de Bergerate? Yeah. With, with fear of departure. Do you know who wrote Roxanne? Steve Martin. Steve Martin. Yeah. Absolutely. Steve. Right. We're just using person names here. Steve. 1993. Kevin Klein. Sigourney Weaver. I think this is maybe Dave. It is Dave. You haven't not failed a single one yet. Directed by Ivan Reitman. Uh, okay. 1983. Directed by John Carpenter. Harry Dean Stanton is in this film. And it's based on a Stephen King book. About. A car. I know this. Christine maybe. Christine. Yes. This is good. I'm enjoying the dramatic pauses just making it more exciting. And I'm not touching a keyboard. I've got to have to tell the club members. Something like that. It just gives the folks at home time to chime in with their own answers. I like the fact that you've got several clues and I can eventually get them. Okay. Even as the earliest one so far. 1940. It might be the earliest film of the whole quiz. I think 1940. Lawrence Olivier. Joan Fontaine. A Hitchcock film. It's Rebecca I believe. It's Rebecca. Very good. Yes. Right. 2009. A stop frame animation. Directed and written by Henry Selig. Are you going to give me an actor and actor? I have not made a note to the voice talent. But it's about a girl with buttons for eyes. Coraline maybe. Coraline. Coraline. Coraline. I think immediately after we watched Coraline for the first time. I was talking to my daughter about it and I could not get the name right. She was telling me but dad that's the main gag in the film. They can't get a name right. You can't get it right either. I think Coraline. I've not seen the film. I read the book. It's one of those weird. The film is really, really good. The film is just a stop motion tour de force. Right. Number 10. So this is the end of this first block. 2012. Mark Wahlberg. Directed by Seth MacFarlane. This film, Ted, it is Ted. Ted's hilarious. It's a sport sequel and a TV series. I have not seen the sequel. I have not seen the TV series. I still think the very best gag in Ted was spoiled by the trailer. Ted crashes his car and he shouts out the window something like, "Oh, I was just sending a tweet." It said somehow that was 2012 in a nutshell or compressed into a single gag. Right. Well, 10 out of 10 for the first round. With hell. Do you need a comfort break? Happy to press on to the round three. Press on. I can't really press on. Three more rounds of this. Three more rounds of this. Oh, my God. Right. Round two. Ring the bell. 1996. They get a bit harder now. 1996. Directed by Danny DeVito. Madeline. Not Madeline. Very close. Madeline. Not quite that close. Mad... The first two letters are correct. Oh, please. Keep going, I think. Maybe there was another hint in there. So it's not Madeline or Madeline or not. So not that kind of French schoolgirl movie. It starts Danny DeVito and his wife, Maria Perlman. It's based on a Roald Dahl book. Oh. Recently remade again, I think. And it's a musical in London's West End at the moment. And it does begin with letters M.A. Oh. Marianne. This is Matilda. Matilda. That's Matilda. Did someone make Madeline? No, I thought that was a thing. I think they have. I think it may have been made at least twice, actually. Matilda. Okay. Yeah, I've read the book of Madeline. Madeline. Never seen it. Morris Morris, who cares. I don't know that. 2002. Yeah. Directed by Julie Tabor with starring Salma Hayek as an artist. It's Frida. It is Frida. Very good. Yeah. I've read down here in my notes an artist who is as famous for her eyebrows as she is her paintings. Yeah. Which feels like... Just a bit of a... I'm besmirching them. Don't believe famous. What's wrong with me? Don't believe famous. If I take that back, I'm facial hair-shaming hair and that's completely inappropriate. 2015. Directed by Todd Haynes. starring Kate Blanchett and Rooney Mara. Set in the 1950s. Scenes in the department store. Just a name? Really? It's just a name. Yeah. I remember this film a little bit. They have a relationship. They do. This is like an antecedent or antecedent or antecedent or am I okay? Antisecedent is what I say. It stands directly in a straight line between am I okay and Morris. But it's just one word. Is it just one word? Is it just one word in Morris's character's name or is it... I think it is Kate Blanchett's name. Yeah. Margaret. Carol. Carol. Carol. Pretty close. Not bad. No. Right. 1954. 1981. Billy Wild film. Humphrey Bogart. Audrey Hepburn. And then it was remade in 1995 by Sidney Pollack. I feel like it's Sabrina maybe. It is Sabrina. Very good. Excellent. Marvelous. Right. 2001. Audrey Tattoo. Matia Cassiovitz. I've been calling this guy Matia Cassiovitz all my life. And it's actually Matia Cassiovitz, isn't it? You should be used to me mispronouncing people's names by now. I don't think I heard the difference when you mispronounced. Maybe both. I defer to you for all my French pronunciation as well. So I don't feel quite so bad now. Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeune. Yeah. You did that well. It's Amélie. It's Amélie. Amélie. Or Amélie. It's spawned 100,000 birth certificates in the UK. Yeah. Around 2001, there were a lot of girls called Amélie. Right. 2006. This is a mockumentary directed by Larry Charles starring Sasha Baron. It's something Borat. It is Borat. Yes. Very good. You're on a roll now. Right. 1976. This is one of your favorites. I know. Sports drama. Directed by John G. Avelson. Yeah. I think that's his name, isn't it? Yeah. It's Rocky Balboa. It's right. It's not a birth name. I feel like that's the name you acquire on the streets when you're... Are you kissing me a chite cheating? Yeah. I appreciate it. I don't think so. That was low hanging fruit. Right. 1944. Back to the '40s. Another name ripe to be mispronounced. Otto Preminger. Is that right? Yeah. Preminger. Otto Preminger directed this. Jean Tierney starred in it. Dana Andrews. Maybe it's Dana Andrews. Vincent Price. I think the most note. I have seen this film. What are the things I remember most vividly about it is the song, which also shares a name with the film. This is of noir about a man who falls in love with a dead woman by reading her diary. Oh my God. Yeah, that's what I think as well. It feels like there's an awful lot of privacy laws that need to be passed before this sort of thing should be allowed to happen again. Yeah. Black and white noir. Vincent Price. Is it named for the woman or for the man? Named after the woman. The song I think made famous by Ella Fitzgerald. That is the version of the song that I am most familiar with. I don't know this one. It's Laura. Laura. Laura. I think we might have possibly have seen this film school, actually, Laura. It's possible. Yeah. Right. A bit more up to date. A bit more up to date. It's Luke Besson again, 1994. This time with Jean Renault. Yeah. And a young Natalie Portman. Oh, is that Nikita? No, that's true. Luke Besson likes these eponymous movies, doesn't he? But it's not Nikita. Oh. It's a hitman. Yeah. Who takes Natalie Portman in. It's named after her. Or is it named after her? No, the name is named after the hitman. Oh. Jean Renault. Oh, my. Oh, you'll kick yourself. Jean. It's Leon. Close. Close. It could have been Jean. Leon. That's a tough one. Last one of this round. Okay. Wow. You're killing me. Yeah. It gets worse. I'm sorry. 1982. Yep. John Houston directed this. And then the movie was remade in 1999. And remade again in 2014. It's a musical. Famously sampled by JZ. This movie will tell you when the sun will come out. No. Annie? Yes. Yes. John Houston made Annie? John Houston made Annie in 1982. I know. Incredible, isn't it? Well, credit me because it wasn't me dead by that point. A dead man made Annie? I mean, that makes sense. I think I'm pretty sure he was still alive when he was on set. I think so. In 1982, it was a long time ago. It was. I remember he made the film The Dead in 1980. And I thought that was his last film. But maybe this one was released later. You know, maybe I might have to write a strongly worded email to the IMDB and tell them what's going on. Look at that. But I think this is right. Listeners, please write in. You've created a dead man with a film. Okay, here we go. Okay. 17 out of 20, not bad. Considering I predicted you get 30, you're most of the way there already. Okay. Right. Round three. You ready? Okay. They get a bit tougher now. A bit tougher. I mean, not stupid tough. A bit tougher. 2015. A film directed by David O. Russell. Mm. I think he still has a career, but not much of one. This film stars Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah. And Robert De Niro. Mm-hmm. It's a film about a woman who invents a self-rigiting mob. Joy. It is Joy excellent. Well done. Very good. Have you seen it? I have not. But doesn't she invents a vacuum cleaner or something like that? Yeah, it's kind of a cleaning device. Right. Back to the '40s again. '40s is a good source of eponymous movies. 1944. James Stewart. Yes. Stars in this film. Directed by Henry Costa. James Stewart has an invisible friend. Which is a rabbit. Yeah. I remember that. Oh, God. I think I've seen this film. Oh, James Stewart. A rabbit. And it's named after the rabbit. Yeah. Is it lucky or? No. Not quite. I'll let you have one more guess. This is tough. Happy. It's all so close. You're good with the first two letters. It's Harvey. Harvey. Harvey. That's tough. Another 1942 movie. I've done badly on 1944, Laura, and 1944, Harvey. I've missed those two. Is this 42 or 44? Because I'm not going to get 42 now. We might be on safer ground. I'm going to get this one. 1942. A full-color Disney movie. In which the pivotal plot point in this film is the death of the main character's mother. Oh, wait a second. Bambi. Could be Bambi. Bambi. It is Bambi. You had me. You didn't mention the fact that it's a mammal, although you're a human being. It's another kind of mammal. Okay, go ahead. Ready. Oh, it's a metaphor. I've met someone named Bambi one point. There you go. There you go. It proves it's some previous eponymous then. And I presume they were born after 1942 or not before. Yes. Sorry. It's in my trailer. Okay, a little bit more modern now. 2004. This musical biopic was directed by Taylor Hackford. It starred Jamie Foxx. Ray. Ray, fantastic. My next clue was going to be a little led to a song with Kanye West. That would help me. Yeah. That's good. That's a good thing I didn't wait. Right. Another 2004 movie. Yeah. 2004. Strange year in the history of cinema. Oliver Stone made this film in 2004. All-star cast Colin Farrell. Angelina Jolie. Val Kilmer. Jared Leto. Rosario Dawson. An awful lot of early 2000s. Big, big stars. And it's Oliver Stone. Historical picture. 2004? Yeah. Oliver Stone. Historical picture. No, I was surprised when I realized that his is directed by Oliver Stone. How historical. Oh, very historical. I'm thinking about the young general who conquered the entire known world. More or less. Not Napoleon. We've just seen Napoleon. I think about a thousand years before Napoleon. Oh my God. General. General. When I say a thousand years, I'm quite happy to be told off in my very poor grasp of history. It might be 300 years before Napoleon. It might be 2000 years before Napoleon. I'm genuinely not sure. A general from somewhere between the DC 500 and 1500? Yes, probably. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yes. I think Colin Farrell was considered to be miscast in itself. I think it's Alexander. It is Alexander, isn't it? Is Brad Pitten that one too? Yeah. Isn't Brad Pitten there? No. He's not on my list, but he may well be. I think, you know, everybody who was big in early 2000s movies wanted to be in this film. Okay. And then it bombed. But 1983, Woody Allen is good for these eponymous pictures. 1983, Woody Allen, and of course, Mia Farrow. But which Woody Allen picture is it in 1983? The Toothpray Alice. Oh. No. Alice might be coming up later on. This is 70 years before Alice. Is that right? Mm-hmm. A film about a man who appeared in many moments in history in the background. Oh, Zelig. Zelig. Excellent. Well done. This is Zelig. Oh, you're right. Annie Hall. Hannah and their sisters. If you just want Hannah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right. Very modern. 2018. This is a recent one, directed by Panos Cosmatos. Nick Cage. Andrea Reisborough. Produced, interestingly, by Elijah Wood. This is a revenge tale that involves a shed load of drugs. The film is crazy, I think. And I think people largely enjoy it because Nick Cage gets to act as if he's taken a shed load of drugs. Mm-hmm. Which he's good at. Elijah. Culty this film. Yeah, very culty. Um... I don't have it. It is... Mandy. Mandy. Mandy. Mandy. Mandy. Is that the title character? Um... Where is that? I think that might possibly be the girlfriend or the wife, I think. Right, the birth character. Oh, no, no, I think... No, I think... On reflection, I think Mandy is Nick Cage's name, actually, in the film. Okay. Yeah, I think it is the main character. Mm-hmm. Um, okay. Well, this one is a gimme. Woody Allen. Me a pharaoh. 1990. You've already told me. Oh. Alice. Alice. She takes invisibility herbs. That was going to be my other clue. You're doing pretty well on this round. I'm so impressed. Two more. 1976. Yeah. Brian DiParma. We need to do some Brian DiParma movies on this. Probably. I think they are right for reassessment. Yeah. 1976. Brian DiParma. Sissy Spacek. Uh, this film was remade in 2013. Yeah. With Chloe Grace Merritts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Carrie. Carrie. Very good. Well done. One last question for this round. 2011. Yeah. This is an alien film. With Simon Pegg a Nick Frost. Directed by Greg Matola. Who is the director of Superbad? So it's a comedy. Um. Two words to the name. And is it one word? Just one word. It's just one word. It's a single word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. It's just one word. Oh, it's just one word. It's like Hank, Neat, Jeff. I'm just going to go through the list of four little-- The top 1,000 first names. John, Jeff, John, Jack. I'll give you one more clue named after an apostle. And it's not Judas. Peter. You're so close. It's Paul. Paul. Paul. That's the name of the film. That's the name of the film. It's the alien film with Simon Pegg. Nick Frost. Little comedy alien. Oh, my God. Paul. Yeah. Well, you still got seven out of 10. Yeah, but they get seven out of 10 last round, too. How are the rounds organized, by the way? By random, I would call it. I tried to put the harder ones towards the bottom. OK. So you're 24 out of 16. You need to get six. 24 out of 30, sorry. You need to get six in this final round. I will warn you. These are the bad ones. No, no, no. These are the hard ones. Oh, my God. So, but maybe you'll surprise me. Yeah. How many eponymous movies can there be? It turns out a lot. Right. Round four. This is the decider. OK. First one. 2007. Directed by Jason Reitman. So he is, I'm guessing, son of Ivan Reitman, yes? Juno. Very good. Oh, after a strong start. Yeah, yeah. Very good. OK. 2001. Another sporting biopic. Next time. Directed by Michael Mann. With Will Smith in the lead. Ali. Ali, you know your boxing pictures. Very good. This is looking good. Right. 2014. Darren Aronofsky film. Bit of a disaster. Russell Crowe. No one. Jennifer Connolly. Oh, God. It was terrible. Oh, that film was awful. Yeah. No. Noah. Noah. Yeah, no, yeah. Another biblical character. Oh, that's a really rough film. Oh. You have to admire ambition, don't you? Yeah, but now you've just drafted me. There's no way I'm going to get another three answers correct because I'm just going to think about how bad that film was. Well, this will bring you back to reality. This is a film that we've done on the pod. Oh, good. 1984. Yeah. Directed by Milge Foreman. Written by Peter Shaffer. Tom Hulse. F. Murray Abraham. We've done Amadeus on that. I think we've done Amadeus, haven't we? I know we've talked about it. Yeah. Maybe we are going to have to look that up now. Yeah, yeah. I think we have. I'm not sure we have. What do we have paired that with? Um. Great. You can remember 40 eponymous films. We can't remember what we talked about on our own podcast. I'm going to have to look that up. I can't remember. I know we've talked about it. It's something musical. I don't remember. I've seen it though. It wasn't Elvis, was it? No. Oh, that was the first talk. The very first talkie. You're coming to America. You're doing pretty well here. You're already on 28. You need to get two more. Okay. We'll have surpassed my expectations. Right. 1998. Yeah. Directed by Shaka Kapoor. With Kate Blanchett. In the lead role. A historical picture. I know you find those ones hard. Elizabeth. Oh. I take it back. You don't find those ones hard. It is Elizabeth. Right. 2005. Mm-hmm. Directed by Francis Lawrence. Featuring podcast favorite Keanu Reeves. Rachel Weiss. Pictures a lot of smoking in this film. Mm. Smoking I want. Tobacco. I think it's just cigarettes. Yeah. I think so. Rachel Weiss. Did you say biopic or no? No. No, no, no. This is a comic book picture. Bye. Oh, is it, um... Well, it's only one word, right? It's only one word. It's not John. No, I'm not aware of a comic book. It would be a picture called John. It would be convenient if there were a picture called John right now. Are you going back to your technique of just naming all of the most common first names? Oh, that was last round, wasn't it? Um... I think I need another hit. Rachel Weiss. Yeah, Keanu Reeves were in a film together. You sure you got this one? Yeah. Well, they were in a couple of films together because they were also in that, um... that cold fusion nuclear scientist thriller. I can't remember what that was called. I think Morgan Freeman was in it. Is it a first name or a last name here? It's a first name. They're all first names. It's not a common first name though. I told you these ones were hard. Marvin. So close. It is Constantine. Oh, that's right. Oh, oh. It could be Constantine. I'm not sure. That's the vampire thing, is it right? There's kind of crosses and sort of people from hell or something, I think. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay. It's still within your grasp, though. So 1968 directed by Roger Vadim. This is the film that made Jane Fonda very famous. Is this really a first name? I have an idea of what this is, but... I think it must be a first name. That's what I'm treating it as. Is it a sci-fi thing? It is a sci-fi thing. It is a sci-fi thing. It's a normal letter. It's not bauble letter, but it's something which could be bauble letter if you were trying to say the name of the film and simultaneously someone was trying to shove marshmallows in your mouth to stop you talking. Jane. You're so close, but I can't give you the point. Yeah, yeah. Jane Fonda. Yeah, Jane Fonda. I think you've got the right film. I think you've got the right film. I can't think of the exact name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. What? It's just... Oh, I just have to say, it's Barbara Rella. Barbara Rella. Barbara Rella. That's a half point. That's not a half point. You didn't get a half point. I think you didn't get a half point. It's being a hard ass. I think that's a half point. I think I had the right. I put the marshmallows in my mouth. It was indistinguishable. You are currently on 29 and there's three more to go. Oh, God. I think you might get one out of these three. I think you'll be a half. Dear listeners, go ahead. 1988. Yeah. Okay, this film is direct. I told you it was going to be easy. Directed by Katsuhiro Otomo. 1998? Yep. Made in 1998. 1988. The film is set in 2019. Does it start with an A? It does start with an A. Very good. I don't know if that's because you're near to getting the answer. If I'd said no, you would have asked me to start with a B. Does it end with an A? It does end with an A. Could it be Akira? It is Akira. Well done. You are on 30. Congratulations. Two more to go. It was just turned into a bonus round now. Nice. Two more. You've done well on the hard round. Two more. 2011. Directed by Martin Scorsese. With one of the stars of last week's film, Ben Kingsley. And Sasha Baron Cohen. Martin Scorsese. Yeah. With Sasha Baron Cohen. Yeah, it's not his best film. It's not either of their best films. And Ben Kingsley. Ben Kingsley. A film set in Paris in a kind of sort of imagined fantasy Paris. Paris. Biopic? No. Well, well, good point. Ben Kingsley does play a real historical figure. So it almost is a biopic. But not quite. It's largely fantastical. Gandhi too. So close. This film is Hugo. Have you seen that? Victor Hugo. No. It's not Victor Hugo. Oh. Oh, is it? I want to say it's Montpellier. But it's not. What's the name of the guy who made the first really, really early film maker? He made the man in the moon. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I think it's Lumiere. I think so. Wow. I don't think I've heard of this film. It's not that great. But it's an interesting, curious project. Yeah. But not particularly artistically successful, I think. Sounds like it's interesting, though. Well, yeah. Yeah. But my mother used to call everything that was bad interesting. Yeah. That kind of interesting. Interesting is that kind of adjective. Okay. We're one last movie. But you will be pleased to know the last movie is a Tom Hanks movie. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Made in 2016. Yeah. And directed by Clint Eastwood. What eponymous movie does Tom Hanks star in? In a Clint Eastwood film? Clint Eastwood film. I was surprised to learn that this film is directed by Clint Eastwood. Tom Hanks is on the poster. Oh, oh, oh. 2016. It's the, I want to say Sully. Yeah. Yeah. It's Sully. It's Sully. It's Sully. Oh, is that 31 or something like that? I think that's 32. Isn't it? Yeah, because you've got a cure as well. 32 out of 40. That's fantastic. Is that even an 80%? What is that on IMDB? That's good. Yeah. That's true. That's at least 3.8 stars, I think. Well, let me take a look at what do you do? You divide 32 by 40 or something like that. Oh, we are actually doing live maths almost. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Because I want to know how I did. I'm getting like that. Okay, good. Let's each do it. Right. 32. What, by 40? It is exactly 80%. Yes. Okay. 80%. Not bad. That is a stark. In Canada, that's actually pretty good. That's a A minus, maybe B plus. Really? 80% only gets you a B plus. You have very high educational standards. Well, 85 was a, when I was going to school in Canada, I think 85 was a A minus. A minus. Oh my God. You weren't expected to do 100%. It was great. The Canadians are generous people, very kind, happy, friendly people. I think in the UK, if you score 85% on any exam, they offer you a job in the government, I think. The current crop, I don't think any of them got 85% in any exam. So, yeah, you can only do better than them. Well, not bad. 32 out of 40, 80%. That's officially, that's like 4 stars. Yeah, that's so bad. I do beat 4 stars. Well, brilliant. Well, thank you. Challenging. There's some hard ones in there. There were some hard ones there. You did better than I thought. Well, after all that, I feel in the need of a gag. Should we go and watch, I used to be funny? Yes. You can, I can watch, I used to be funny. You can watch, I am still clever. They're going to, well, they're going to name this film. They're going to re-tidal it. Jimmy. Or James. Or does Razor count as a person? Razor. That's not it. That's not it. It's like a name for slash-it pictures, isn't it? [music] [MUSIC PLAYING]
