C&Whit Podcast
Couples Therapy Part 2
- To see in witshow, I'm watching that for sure. - Oh, 100%. - I'm sorry, I'm a female, I do not do work. - I'm too rich for that. - We don't like violence. - Guys, I'm not gonna like brag or anything like that, but like, oh, it's my last shot. - Anyone else? - Fuck 'em. (laughing) - Hey, oh my gosh, welcome back, bitches. - That was like 10 to look at the kid. - That was really good. - That's great. - I felt her baby kicking. - Part two. - Is there one in there? - I hope my dad didn't just come out. - Is there one brewed or one? - There might be. - Who wants the last time y'all did it? - The trip. - Oh, that's Winnie. That's good. We'll give each other sometimes updates. We'll be like, has it been in? - Yeah, wait, what's up with it? - Yeah, before that, it was like a month. - Oh shit, it was in the bed, it was fire at the house. - Yeah, she's right, yeah, thank you. I think he has shorter memory, obviously, baby. - I do sometimes, I forget. - It makes me feel like shit, because I'm like, okay, that's funny, 'cause I let him remember it, so I guess either you're hammered or too high, I don't know. - What? - Yeah. - I was proud of Jacob, though. I was gonna get back on his subject. He got like, and you got... - I mean, I don't have a D or nothing. - A D with that light on this funk. - Well, the fungus. - Oh, dude. - When you're just not in the mood and I, you know, I really just don't look at the best. When my nipples are the size of my face, it's just not hot. - Dude, yes it is. But you're gonna suck. - I'm just gonna be honest with you. There's just never not, for me, it's never not a time where I'm just not, you're getting it. Yeah. - That might be a problem, honey. - Like, I'm great, I'm TTG trained to go. - I mean, sometimes I'm just like, either like, I'm exhausted or something, I'm just like, wanna-- - I hate on you. - I usually only like, do it at night. You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - So like, if we wait too late, I'm like-- - Yeah, but this fucker doesn't wake up to like 12, and then he like, I'm not rolling over to-- (snoring) - Wait, wait, wait, hold on, let's rewind that. I'll wake up, right? - Let's rewind that. She wakes up at 12, I wake up, 8.30, let the dogs out, feed 'em, put the dogs back up, go back to sleep. - 8.30? - Yes. - Just stop. - I was up at 8.30 this morning. - He's gonna wrap in. - He's gonna wrap in. - 'Cause you have to. - I don't gotta feed something. - Yeah. - 'Cause it ain't me. - That's just pride of him, he got a good high five, I mean, because he was able to get hard on his own. - Okay, that makes me sad, it makes me love this one, sounds like a horrible one. - You're making Jacob sound like he doesn't get a boner. - I don't know. - But it's just, I don't know how to explain it, it's just not like-- - It's not like we went months without having sex, we went in like two weeks. - So are you explaining to yourself that he was the wife, and he was praying that you wouldn't fuck him? - I wouldn't fuck myself if I had to do it, I could not look at myself right now and think I'm hot. - I do. - Like, 100, 50%. - She'll cover her belly. - I think it's cute. - I think it's cute. - I'm like, what are you doing? - I got a fuckin' food bug. - I think it's, no you don't. - I can't see, so when I travel down, he's, you know, do another, I get embarrassed because I got, no, I do not-- - I used to not take my shirt off. - Yeah, I don't want you to, I cover my stomach 'cause I get embarrassed, I can't see, and yes, I do have kind of a fat vagina because his head's right there, so I got a little extra skin. It's embarrassing, and I just want nothing to do with it. - You're pregnant. - Just close your eyes. - I do, I take a cover, and I cover my stomach, and then he's got a little tent. I don't know. - I do that regardless. I don't want to get onto her. - 'Cause I get cold, too, I'm like, sure. - He's on top, too, and I know that when in y'all's asshole, it's like-- - I'm curious to what I like. (laughing) - No, I be sweating. - The dogs think we're like beating each other up, and-- - Oh, dude, that's-- - We have to do without the dogs in there, 'cause we need to get in a random mood, and then she's like, she wants it, right? Well, there's 12 dogs laying around the whole room, they're just barking. - They feel like they feel like beating each other up. - They feel like they feel like beating each other up. - They're feeling it pisses me off. - So annoying. - So annoying. - Well, upon me, I feel her nose from my ass. (laughing) - Okay, and you're like deep, and you're like in there. - And then just like room. - And then all of a sudden, just Penny's ass just starts going in on me, and Charlie. Charlie attacks me, charges a bite in my balls. - They think they're playing, 'cause you know, obviously there's some noises and-- - Yeah. - Yeah. - They want a bloody-- - Okay. - You want to play with you? - Probably where Finley's learned to hump Winston so many fucking times. Had a watch just on the couch every time. - I don't think the girl humps more than the guy. - Finley goes ham. She just starts growing, too. She'll get underneath Winston's stomach. (growling) - And Hammond. - What's this like? - I mean, him. Poor guy's scared. (laughing) His balls go. - Stop right now. (laughing) - Oh my gosh. - Okay, let's go back to this Reddit. So. - Get a cub is crushing on a picture of my feet and Whitney's face. Well, okay, first of all-- - Okay, you're crushing me with that camera. - Cammato. - If you're gonna call me Jacob, then I can't be, you gotta pick a side, you know? Either crush or not Whitney, or I'm gay. 'Cause it can't be both. - No. - So-- - Unless I'm a dude. - At least just pick a side there, you know? And just run them with one. That'd be cool. That'd be a little bit better. - That apparently made Chris and her lesbians. - Actually, I got a lot of comments in my Snapchat, Bree, I know she's not in here, but she can hear me. Got a lot of comments. I think I really like Bree, but you probably should never let her go on a boat with Jacob. So there I was saying, Bree's not trustworthy. She's fucking motorcycle. - I got the same comments. - Well, her boyfriend was-- - I got the same was Tyler and Bree's so close. They're definitely besties. And I'm like, yeah. We actually all trust-- - Well, Bree's boyfriend was there. - She's a brother. - Yeah. - I'm not digging that one too well with Bruce on either. - If you guys think that our group is that nasty, you're in the wrong group. That might be Tampa. - No, Jacob's not going for Bree's, going for Bree's mom. You know? (laughing) - I got one. This is a good one. Shit's bikini. This is gonna be good one. Big back. Was wearing the skimpies. - I'm not pretty good at that shit. Can't lie. - I swear, back is ripped. - Big back was wearing the skimpiest bikini she probably has today. Hell, man, whole ass was out. Bad enough that Tyler had to burn out on Snapchat. I bet Jacob had a raging boner all day. (laughing) - Again. - What? - Take a side. (laughing) - You know, I'm gay or I'm crushing on Whitney. - Poor tie. - A raging boner. No, we just actually covered this in the beginning of the podcast. Those things don't rage no more right now. (laughing) - Well, honestly, we can't even say-- - Maybe, let's just say I might have dental floss. So that was actually the most full coverage. I tried, I did this shit. - I mean-- - And no, guys, we have to pour it out on Snapchat because you guys pay us and we can't get out of the program 'cause then we won't get it from you, fuckers. - Yeah, that's why I can't post it because you need to fix anymore. - That sounds very sensitive. - But it's just like-- - You can't post Christmas like TikTok, like you post something, you post it, girl on a swimsuit, you're probably gonna get taken down. - There you go. - Snapchat, you post-- - Explain it like they're giving us a paycheck. You're not, we're not nice to them. Fuck you. - But what about the people that want to get us a paycheck? - They're not about them. They know it's not about them. - Well, you speak for the bad people. I'll speak for the good. - Well, we're talking about Reddit. - Oh. - Yeah, they're bad. They're bad. - Bit moey. Bit moey, or girl. - Oh, I know they'll get beer on. Supplies you guys haven't seen, considering you guys take pictures of my ass more than I do 'cause I don't have one. Dental floss, all different colors of those, psalmer mint, summer fruity, you know. - I like biting them off with my teeth, you know what I'm like? Tyler blur it out 'cause you disregard the whole comment and just commented what you blur it on a Snapchat when realistically no one cares about that part. You have to just give them, but they don't already know that my ass is everywhere. - It said bad enough that Tyler had to blur it out on a Snapchat. Well, I wanted to post a picture at a blur of that. - Who even sells full coverage bathing suits anymore? - I've never, I haven't seen one. Target. - Target. - These are target showers right here on this, on this app for sure. I got one. - So you have my ass. I've already just, I was just holding it on, yeah. - She's gonna eat it. - I gotta eat it on, Carrie. It's crumbled cookie once you eat that. She's fired, guess where I go right to the bathroom. - Yeah, that's a bad night. It's like so good, but so good. - And of course, when your store your boyfriend's setting up snacks, the only thing that's gluten-free is the popcorn. Actually, I've gluten-free mac and cheese. So you guys can fuck right off. - Are they like update this like every hour? - No, like seven minutes ago. - Oh. - We gotta, okay, here's an update. First of all, I split your name, W-H-I-T-N-E-I-G-H, Whitney. - Hey! - Oh, that's why we did that. Oh, okay. So the picture of the picture at the gender reveal when you were hugging me and my mom and-- - Oh yeah, I posted it. - Oh, did you just post on a staff session yesterday? Okay, caption is, uh-oh, stink. Seven minutes ago, this is live, friends. - They're pointing live. - Anyone else knows how Whitney's hardcore staring at Jacob, like she's in love with him. Not her bestie, Stank, and Jacob is looking right back at Stank instead of his baby mama. (laughing) Actually, your face was buried into his. We were all crying. - There is some eye contact, but I mean, I-- - It does look like we're holding someone. - I think we were crying, it's gonna take-- - We were all just-- - We were so happy. - The picture is so cute. - So is this like, they just try to ruin a great moment? - Yeah. - Is that what that post is about? - I don't know how someone sits there and like evaluates a picture so much. - Oh, that's a nice one. - I'm gonna be honest, they realize there's a bad picture. They ruin things about pictures and videos that like I'm like, would never have thought of, would never have pulled from it. - Never in my life. No, because there's nothing to say about us besides my left toenail being broken for the week. It still hasn't grown back yet, so yes, my toes are crusty. I know you guys keep zooming in on them. - I don't understand. - I also don't understand what people think just because we leave our significance on our list for hour or cheating or something like. - Well, you are cheating. - I'm guessing they never ever had a relationship or no single person that's ever been in a while in their life. Or that we broke up. - None of them have relationships. - Yeah, 100%. They're definitely the reality of the end. - They're 13, they're 13 years old. - Sure, sure. - I wish I could see them. - Like, they still have a curfew. - Like, they still have to wake up and go to middle school. - Very summer school, all of them are in summer school right now. Stinky's first. - For sure. - This one says singing, how Whitney can't sing. I was going to be honest. - That video sucked. - Well, any singer has bad days. There's not one singer in the world that sounds great every time they sing. I've been around a lot of singers. She can sing. - Yeah, we... - I was talking to the Reddit people. - You're talking to me like you're yelling at me. - I like having a conversation. - Like, I don't like looking at the cameras. - Just say fuck you. - Fuck you. That felt good. Can I say it again? - Dude, regardless of my stuff or knowledge, people just drop the number one single and they're still in the charts and they still suck. - I'm sorry guys. - Let's just take this after all rappers are all auto-tuned and they still make more money than you ever seen. - JoJo Siwa is singing, guys. - Bro, don't make me do the dance. - Jacob loves her. - Jacob literally just bought tickets for front row for her having some-- - We got beef. She just don't know about it. (laughing) - Is that why you like the others so much? - JoJo. (laughing) - Come on. - No, I used to call them. - No, I used to call them. - You know what? Yeah, but you do know it. If I turn on a song you've been there. - Come as a bitch. - You have to be joking right now. No one did they get another one. They're bringing Tyler's dog back with them. So that's what, 14 dogs in one house. She needs help. - I do need help. - I mean, I would agree. I like the dogs. They're a lot, but we can handle it, and we do handle it. And when we're not here-- - Do you know, I do don't have a-- - JOB. Technically, we do. - I wish I do. - If you're gonna pay, that's a job. - Yeah. We make money. The dogs are very well-- - Our job is to take care of whatever the fuck we want. If that's another dog-- - What? It just gets me, and we're gonna bring it back to thank you though. Like, we, honestly, like-- Oh, Reddit, a huge, like, thank you. - Yeah. - You seriously, like-- - You two saved our lives. - From the bottom of our hearts. You seriously pick us. Like, our paycheck comes from you. Talking shit, not talking shit, posting us. Thank you. Say thank you. - Thank you so much. - I wanna give you my moment. Thank you. Seriously from the bottom of my heart, we really appreciate it. - Are you working nine to five, or 12 hours just at the hospital? I'm not. - We just wanna take this moment. My moment of silence for a few seconds. - You're not, you're not. I said, "Guys, guys." - Yeah, let's take a moment of silence for a second. - I feel that was fantastic. - Just think. - Really, I want them to understand. Sorry. - Dear Lord, thank you for this. Thank you for the air. So-- - Okay, that was good. - Genuinely, you guys-- - This wasn't our dog, this is actually my brother. My brother's dog. It actually stayed in the family, but-- - There was like, why don't you guys want men that have jobs? - It's hot to have, you know, come home, you know, a hard-working man or whatever, but like at the same time, when you're making more money, then go on to college and get a degree or workin'. Finn, you'll find one, I promise. Not Winston. It's even hotter when you can be like, "Hey, do you wanna go to Bora Bora next week?" - For you. - And then it's, yeah, it's-- - Oh my God, baby, I literally can't see you 'til next month because I have a job workin' doin' next. - And I give a lot of props to the people that genuinely, like I genuinely say it's all the time, I do not know how people live. Without social media, being this new generation and all the money you get from brands and just doing other stuff and platforms, I don't know how people afford to live-- - You literally just show genuinely? - But people say that they're not men. Why would you wanna be a man-- - You know, they're working a nine to five job when you make more money doing this. - It's just a food for your thought. - Is it my turn? - Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna turn the podcast. - I stopped listening as soon as I found I'd be extremely annoying. Well, congratulations, I think that's old. We're terrible people. I just say how shitty they're doing at the podcast. You can clearly tell Stank doesn't ever wanna be there. She also doesn't wanna give a fuck. - Yeah, she don't care what he's holding onto that pod by a thread, that you're not lying. - They're paying to watch us on your own. - I'm saying. - That's embarrassing. - Yeah, no. - You just pay for my chick, Chick-fil-A today, making that comment and watching. - She was good at fuck. All I hear is Kristen Stank constantly smacking her lips without a noxious laugh. That's actually my favorite laugh in the whole world, I've told her that. It's the best laugh. If you're not laugh, every time Kristen laughs, she makes everybody in the room laugh, so you can just brad on that one. - Not chicken. - On the cooking podcast, they don't even talk. You just hear them smacking their lips. Well, duh, that's what it looks like. - You showed it from you. - Thank you. - And if you can't afford $7, I'll give you a free trial just so you can understand. - No, they can afford it. That was their allowance. - Oh, yeah. That's why they ran out. - That's why they can't watch it anymore. - And honestly, we don't get. I think that you guys think that we care. But if you're still here and you've been riding on it since day one, can you ride? Jewelations, excuse me, we love you. We do, we enjoy talking to people that actually like us. - That's just so boring on this thing. I'm trying to find shit. - Yeah, I know. - Oh, I got one, I got one. Ready? This is you, Kristen. - Okay. - You would think since she's gonna give birth any day now, maybe you get your roots touched up, your hair done, even your nails, maybe. Who the fuck wants to sit in a hair chair? - No, I'm sorry. - No, I'm letting you get my hair done tomorrow. - So I'm letting you come into my house and get my hair. - I've had this appointment. I didn't want to get my hair done three months ago and then it's not necessarily safe and everyone's like, oh, you don't give a fuck. Like, it's not necessarily safe to get, and for me, I've been trying to like, really, really grow up my hair and make it healthier. I've not gotten my hair done in probably six months. No joke. Maybe like five. I've not gotten my hair done, but I'm getting it done. I made her my eyelash appointment. I'm getting my nails done probably this weekend for the baby shower. And then I gave my hair done tomorrow. I've made appointments. I was just waiting 'til the last minute. - L-M-A-O-A-O-A-O-A-O-A-O. She's trying her absolute hardest to make it seem like she likes Tyler and that she didn't cheat on him. This is really a one-sided-ass relationship. He loves her, but she loves someone else. Hence why she cheats on him. - Sounds, that's accurate. No, like, sounds valid. - Nice. - I really hate spending that with you every day. - My little cheater? I don't wake up with you every day. I don't know where you can do it. - You have a little cheater pup? - My little cheater pup. Yeah, she's a cheater, worst girlfriend ever. - She doesn't like me. - It's really contradicting us. You guys watch us and see how blunt we are to talk about everything that y'all don't wanna hear. - You literally know the days we have sex. - But if the fact that, like, we didn't like each other, I don't think that we would be together, considering I've left every single person I didn't like. So, a few of them were forcing each other to let each other. - I mean, she sends me rings every day. I think we're going. - We're forced. Like, I literally force myself every day to wake up next and I'm not wanna like-- Jacob has no choice but to marry me, for real. - Let me just read you a text message I got the other day from Whitney. - Not one. I couldn't think of another choice you have other than to marry me. 'Cause that's why I'm saving you embarrassment. - Okay, so, this particular day, Whitney woke up. - Well, you're a long time ago, but I woke up. - Whitney woke up on the wrong side of the bed. - I woke up like this. Seriously, she woke up on the wrong side of the bed. And I was like, okay. So, she's leaving. She's like, I'm going to areas by myself, bye. I was like-- - What was this? - Yes, sure. - Two days ago? - Two days ago. - Two days ago. I was like, okay. So, I was there in my head. I'm like, what did I do wrong? I'm like, I ain't having a set of words, or... Then I get it. And then while she's leaving, I'm like, hey, I don't know why you're having a bad day, but I haven't done anything. So, like, don't take it out on me. - I don't know. He asked me four times what I was doing during that day. You know, when you just repeat yourself 50 times, then you're just like, I'm going to get my nails done. I gotta go to the bank. I gotta do this. I gotta do that. I gotta do this. And then they ask you again, what you're doing. - Four is an exaggeration. - I'm hungry. - I asked her once. She said it two times. - Starving. You don't just wake up and there's nothing in your stomach. You just want to kill everyone? Yeah, that's me. - Yeah, okay. So, this is the next I get. Just want to say that I love you, and I want to be with you forever. Sorry if I have attitude. I just really got stressed out and wanted to kill everybody. - Well, you know what's so embarrassing about us? Because I would have done the same thing I just did. I would have texted him too. I would have texted Jacob. - No, this is like maybe 30 seconds you left. - I'm explaining. - You know what's so embarrassing? - I have to be with myself. - It's so embarrassing. - That's too bad. - Because you messed us a year ago. - Who would never? - If you-- - Never. - What did I say? You met us a year ago. And you ever call me texting a man, apologizing? - Yeah. (laughs) - Never. - That's how I know. When I literally said, "Wendy, I feel bad for being mean." I can't-- - Yes. - 'Cause they're just so nice-- - I don't actually have a reason do you wake up and you're just nice. - I apologize when he was upset. I apologize for making you upset. Other times, I'm like, "Tough fuck." - No, I'll be telling myself why. The reason is why I'm a great person 'cause I just made him feel like shit. - That's what I'm saying for us. - That's sort of God. Oh, here's one. I got one to say right here. - Oh, this is fake. - That's not my account. - Yeah, this is fake. - It's a fake account, yeah. I see Witten staying posting old videos of each other in memories of them having fun out and posting out. They can't wait until C isn't pregnant anymore. Okay. We've met her one time, said, "I cannot wait till you're not pregnant anymore." I've said that. No, I haven't. 'Cause you're still the same. Whether or not we go out, I can't even drink anymore. - I've been doing this for nine months. I'm ready to have a kid. - But how they can't have fun again and drink, but I know some of us moms out here looking at that girl, she won't even think about having the time to go out. Do you guys not have family to like, or babysitter once in a while, or like have a, or maybe just sit at home and play games and drink? Or if I like to say, "Hey Jacob, I'm gonna go out for a couple hours." You got your kid? - I guess not. - I don't know. - And yeah, we know she's having a child. We know this. We're here. - This is so funny to me because they, okay, so for one, this whole thing is, they think I don't have an OB. They don't think I have an actual doctor, 'cause I don't have enough money for insurance. So tell me that doctor okayed you to do things five days ago, to soften your cervix and possibly turn into labor, like hand expressing your mouth, but they haven't checked if the baby's head down. How do you know? By the way, the baby's head is down. - You did a good job getting down. - I'm also almost, I'm 37 and someday, weeks pregnant. That's two weeks until my due date. - It was like the longest. - Dude, holy shit. - Yeah. - Two weeks. - Like two and a half weeks, how many a day? - Oh shit. - Um, all right, Jacob. - Jacob, are you miserable after you came back from fishing or what? - No, I'm not. I was just been, I got that. People slid up on my shit so much. You look miserable. I was freaking exhausted yesterday. I swear my eyeballs got burned. - I will take Jacob's back on this, when we were driving home. - 'Cause the baby's saying he's miserable for the, since day one. I act like that too. - Yeah, but yes, Jacob, but you were sliding up. You actin' weird. - Okay, I know Jacob's not miserable. We've had talks about marriage. He's had talks to me about marrying her, so I can tell you he's not miserable. He wasn't told me that. - Yeah, we were up for 20 hours the day we'd go back. - I love how to stand up for like a hour and a half. - Jacob was the only one that didn't take an hour today. - I didn't, yeah. - When we woke up, learning five block morning. - Yeah, we woke up. - He literally had to call me to be like, "Babe, I might fall in the middle." - And Ruson, he's the same. He stayed up just so much as Jacob slept from the time we left and to the time we got home. - Did he sleep in the car? - I don't know what to do. - All right, all right. That's why when I knew Ruson was sleeping, that's why I texted you, I was like, "Yo, you good." I was like, he had a Red Bull 'cause I was like, I didn't know if she was off or not. - I was calling you guys to make him stop. - I was like, "No, I was checking in on him and stuff." And I was like, "Yo, let's stop and get a Red Bull." So we stopped and got a Red Bull and then... - He had the windows down, AC on. He's like, "Babe, I'm struggling." - I've had those drives though. - Yeah. - I've had those, you know, driving 12 hours from... - But sometimes I feel like... - To am put a test glue, so. - Everyone always, I mean, yeah, you see your whole life on social media, but if they're not smiling in a picture or something, maybe we're just, yeah. - That's a good idea. - I mean, that's a good idea. - That's also the thing. - So like, have they never had like a bad day at work, you know what I'm saying, like that? They just don't put it out in front of hundreds and thousands. - Yeah, that's another thing. - You don't see our whole lives on social media. - Yeah. - I don't know. - You don't. - You don't. - They see the bad and like... - It would be nice. - I think they'll... - Sometimes I'll be looking at her or like him and I'll be like, "They have no idea who the fuck we are." - Okay, here's a great example. From the brand we went with, Ocean Girl, okay? We go down there. When we leave, the owner comes up and he's like, "You're nothing like I thought you were gonna be from social media." - Yeah. - You're because nobody fucking knows us. - That feels great. - He's like, "You're a super dope people." - Take an issue. - It's like outside of like, even business, everything. He's like, "We should use the same touch." - It's just, we only show what we want to be seen. Like, you're not gonna know what goes on behind the scenes, how much we talk to each other. - Literally don't know us. - Off camera, how we're probably... - But the way that we sit in Ben's look, each other is laugh or no reason. We're like, just say shit that you're just like... - We're not one of them. - We're not one of them as such a fan. And they're like, "I feel like I know you and blah, blah." And like, realistically, like, "Y'all have no idea who the fuck we are." We just show you what we feel like it. - Yeah. - Very, very much. - But it's so funny 'cause like, I don't know, everybody thinks that we just don't like each other. Like, we're gonna stay and have relationships or have babies or get married to people that we don't want to be with. That just doesn't make sense to me. - I feel like I know the answer for you, but not you and you. - That's a lot of reasons 'cause I can kind of see it. - You're like, you're like, "Oh, crunched up, "I should explain it." - That doesn't want to end well. - As you've done social media, like, you keep doing it longer and longer and longer. Has it got to a point where you're like, now you're kind of like, "I want to be more private." Like, I don't know. - Oh, yeah. - Like, you're kind of like... - Our whole relationship is private. Whether, and then notice it's like, no, it's not, but it is, it is private. The only thing you know about me and Jacob is we live together, he has a son, I'm pregnant, and we do social media. - That's what I bear with you. I mean, I used to post like five times a week. They talk, "I'm lucky if I get one of every two weeks." - Yeah, we're really close to you. - It's just like, it's not that I'm tired of the bullshit, it's just like, private life just sounds better and better every day, you know? But then again, this is where we make our money. - Our money. - Yeah, but even just posting a snapshot takes 30 seconds to do this. What are you doing today? - What are you doing today? - Going to the park. That's it. No one knows what the fuck we're eating at the park we're doing at the park, how we dressed at the park. - How we talk, what we say, what we talk about, who we're talking about, what drama's going on, who's this, who's mad at who, like, 'cause no one cares. - There's so much shit outside. - I know. - About all of us, so they don't know personally. - There's more that we talk about every single day than we even. - Yeah, I mean, hello. - Do you think the Reddit page gets paid? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I'm just gonna be honest. I feel like people know me better, and I feel like they know what I'm doing. When I'm not even posting, I'm like, I swear. It's gotten to a point like, you know, you just go on salon, and you like see stuff about your like, I like the guy. - I see the comments like, holy shit, that's actually a good, that's actually something I would think about not. What? Oh, that one, read that. That's a good one. - Okay, it's giving, not the name though, right? - And we can't do it, but-- - It's giving, copying, blank. Rant of the day is the post from Whitney. Problems of the week, if you want to rant, like I just did, feel free to reply to this, and let me know what's going on in your life. Smiley face, what are your week's problems? I don't understand how that's copying anybody, but, and I'm pretty sure before this, there was like 10 videos explained. - There was actually like 30 at a high, I mean, my nose spray, how I'm addicted. Someone just texted me and said that getting the deviated set there was the worst I've ever done. Like, hurt-wise, it couldn't be worse. Tonsils, there's no way. And then I ranted. - Nobody's copying, nobody. - Did someone get it done? Did that person get it done? - But I was just ranting, and then I put, comment your confessions, and then I guess I'm copying someone. Oh, I'm sorry. A lot of people have a lot of problems, and I really like to know. I do, I actually get a kick out of like-- - But it comes back to thank you for paying us. - Yes, thank you. - It all comes back to that. - You guys do start trends. - You're our job. - We start trends, we gotta come to you. - Much as you hate that, that's why I keep saying it, because you hate it, but thank you. - I mean, for real, babe. This one says closer to the due date, but see how much longer twinkle toes that be you. - Thank you. - Well, wants to put up with me. That said, I don't think he's gonna stick around. Once a cheater, always a cheater. I don't give a fuck any minion, or what Stink says, that he's gonna stick around forever. He already fucked it up. I already fucked it up with whatever. I'm sure nothing will stop him doing it again, considering how batshit crazy this bitch is. - That's a new one. I have a big dog-- - I don't consider what he did in cheating. I consider it being disrespectful to what she thought was a relationship, but I do not think that he cheated on her. I'm also not batshit crazy, I don't think, can I? - I'm not crazy, bro. - I'm sorry. - If you're not, hey, we're dating and getting married. Okay, but I am curious, though, because this is something that I just think it's because I've, like, been in relationships where we've been on and off, on and off, on and off. We'll realistically, at the end of the day, we're not gonna be together at the end of the day. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So-- - It pulled up some crazy stuff. - This is the only concern I have, not for our relationship, but not cheating why it's gonna do like that. Neither of us have been through postpartum. I don't know how it's just gonna be with being together, still up all night with a baby, all night, constantly getting annoyed, overwhelmed. - But that's what just everybody's like there to help for. - Things like that, like with him not understanding the needs, I still need to feel like your girlfriend. I still need to feel like you want to be with me, not-- - Not just 'cause you have his kid. - That, but that's not just because it's just-- - It's already over and up for you. - We're doing it, you know? That's the only thing I'm honestly had a fear for, is just how our relationship is gonna be after having a baby with all the hormones, with him already having a baby, you know, and bringing that in, and it's two under two, and I just get nervous about him for getting about our relationship. - What the fuck are you chewing? - Is there anything you're scared about for our relationship for the baby? Or are you just-- - What's your biggest concerns? I'm like, I got one. - I don't, I just don't, nothing. - I got one. Jacob. - Why would I just randomly bring that up? - Jacob. - 'Cause I was talking about it. - 'Cause they've gotten the right. Jacob, what's your biggest concerns on having the baby while birth and after, like all three, before, during, after? - Before birth. - Yep, like you have any concerns right now? - Honestly, no, we're going great, I think. Do you think so? - No, not before, really, not. We're just kind of waiting. We had kind of after the past month. - Are you ready for that text or that call? Fade, my water broke. - I feel like-- - I feel like I'm-- - I feel like I'm-- - I feel like I'm gonna be here. - I think I might actually cry. - I feel like I'm gonna be here. I feel like it's gonna be late at night. We're gonna be laying in bed. It should be like-- - So you're talking about it? - Yeah, I think we're gonna be, it's gonna be like, we're gonna leave like a 12. - I just feel like if it was me, right? She was pregnant three weeks out. Every day from like that last time I asked her, thinking it's waiting, I'm thinking, it's again. - You wanna sit outside? - I'm gonna sit in the car. Dude, if anything happens to her, that's-- - Oh, you're gonna sit outside of hospital. - Yeah, wait until-- - Did you just say her? - I randomly said-- - Wait. - You just said Hotel parking lot. - Did I say Hotel parking lot? - No, you said I'm just gonna be outside in the hotel parking lot. (laughing) - No, I'm thinking because I'm thinking about the fact that she's gonna shoot her pants. - Yeah, we get in there. Okay, then obviously she said there anything could possibly happen where they need us or something. I don't know. And then we're sitting outside and then they text us and I'm gonna be there. - Hmm, okay. - What are the questions you got? You're gonna get wrong. - No, okay, so she texts you. Water broke. First off, what is it? - What's fucking going on? - This is how we home. - Does anyone, you're at the gym. - Who am I? - You're at the gym. Water breaks. - I mean, I can be in the hospital. - Hey, can you drive about 10 more minutes left here? - Hey, babe. - I miss it. I miss it. I'm getting that pump. I'll be there in about five minutes. - Hold 'em a little longer. You know what y'all want to y'all can wrap it up. Well, we know Jacob doesn't wrap shit. (laughing) - And on that note, I love you all. Have great vagina. - I love you guys.