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169 - Mulligan Smith and The Crumble, Part 3 of 3

Broadcast on:
28 May 2011
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Part 3 of 3

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Tonight, Mulligan Smith uncovers the truth behind what killed Ortez’s roommate, as well as Smith’s client’s wife, Graciela Brewster.

[Music] Welcome to Flashpaul, episode 169. Tonight, we present Mulligan Smith and the Crumble, part three of three. This week's episodes are brought to you by the Nutty Bytes podcast. Wake up, go to work, work, come home, eat dinner, rot your brain out, go to bed, lather, rinse, repeat. Are you tired of an old humdrum life? Tired of things that just weigh you down and depress you? And you'd rather just focus on things that are awesome? Tune into Nutty Bytes, find out what's awesome. Nutty Bytes, nimlas.org/blog. [Music] Flashpulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age. Three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday, and Friday evenings. Tonight, Mulligan Smith uncovers the truth behind what killed Orteza's roommate, as well as Smith's client's wife, Graciela Brewster. Mulligan Smith and the Crumble, part three of three. Written by J.R.D. Skinner, Art and Narration Biopokenax, audio produced by Just Connect. [Music] Mulligan didn't know what he'd expected when he'd entered the shop's kitchen, but it certainly wasn't a weeping mother suckling a babe at her breast. After inquiring about the establishment's owner, the PI had been directed to the rear by the bored-looking teenager behind the register. He'd found the woman, who'd introduced herself as Jasmine Webb, distracted, so he'd cut straight to the matter at hand. "It took a bit of doing," he said. "One of your occasional employees recently informed me that sometimes the cookies include an extra ingredient. Something that wasn't in Granny's original recipe?" Then she'd started crying. "I've been waiting for you," she said. Smith nodded. He was pleased with his decision to leave his companion, Billy, moping in the idling to her cell. It was his experience that some confessions were like avalanches, barely clinging to the confessor, and triggered at only the slightest disturbance. But he also knew such disclosures could easily be brought up short by anything off-putting, and if Winnipeg excelled in any area, it was being off-putting. Grabbing up a dish towel, Mrs. Webb wiped away her tears, then moved to unlatch with a bit of privacy. With her back still to Mulligan, she began to talk. "Yeah, we sew weed cookies. Three different kinds. Chocolate, chocolate chip, and bran, for our more health-conscious clientele." It was Mace's idea. Having rebutted her top, she turned to Smith, and began patting the spine of the dozing infant. "Mason, my husband. He's always been high-strung." She whispered the words to avoid waking the sleeper. "I mean, he fainted the day we got married, and it was just us and the justice of peace. When we bought this place, three years ago, I thought the stress of running it might kill him. But the neighborhood was flourishing, man. And at least for a while, business was great." Now listen, my mom and dad were hippies, and I guess I am too. I don't truck with any crazy high-end chemistry. I do like smoking a little on the weekends, but I never imagined it could lead to this. Maybe a year ago, we had a slump. Things slowed down. Mason started freaking out, figured we needed to expand our revenue streams. Rather than lose the shop and what little extra cash we had, we decided to gamble on selling some herbal remedies. It worked, more or less. We had to be careful who we took on as clients, but, well, as a bakery, we had a decent idea of who amongst the locals was already suffering from the munchies. We started small, and at first it seemed to be going smoothly, but, well, then I got pregnant. Jasmine bit her lip before continuing, although her face contorted in despair, her gentle tapping kept its rhythm. We were excited when the test came back. I've always wanted to be a mom. We talked about moving out of the neighborhood and setting up shops somewhere else, somewhere we could stick to old-fashioned cake, spies and bread, but there were expenses, a bigger car, a nursery, clothes, with the baby coming, maced again losing a lot of weight. I figured it was because of anxiety. He worried constantly about the bakery going under, or about paying for stuff, or about someone nirking on us, especially someone nirking. The bigger my belly got, the more nervous he was. One night, maybe three weeks ago, we were lying in bed, and he looked at me with these glassy eyes and said, "I'd kill anyone who came between us." It wasn't like him. Without fluttering his eyes, Mason Jr. released a rasping belch. It was meth. Apparently quite a lot of it, and for a while. I don't know how I missed it. The long hours here, I guess, and the weirdness of becoming parents. He only told me because of what happened. He said he'd been here alone late, working on prep stuff, and snorting. He got paranoid. Sure a customer was going to tell cops about us, and they'd never get to see the kid. Crazy stuff. But he was convinced of it. He tossed a bunch of hardcore cleaning supplies into the batter, cooked him, set him in the racks, but kept for the special clients, then went home and passed out for sixteen hours. He left me nothing but a letter when he heard about Ortiz's roommate, but it was enough to throw me into contractions. This is my second date pack. The newborn wheezed contentedly as his mother broke down again. Jasmine fought hard to remain silent beside the napping child. Stepping onto the sidewalk, Mulgan cleared his head with a deep breath. He reached for his phone. Flashpulp is presented by http colon slash slash skinner.fm. The audio and text formats of Flashpulp are released under the Canadian Creative Commons attribution non-commercial 2.5 license. [Music]