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Rundown Reviews #106 - The Crow 1994

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1h 15m
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26 Jul 2024
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In preparation for the reboot coming next month, we watched The Crow from 1994. We also get into a discussion on if this movie should be classified as horror or action.

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The podcast you're about to listen to is part of the Professional Casual Network. To find more podcasts like this, please check out professionalcasual.com. Uh, yeah, I'll have a large extra butter popcorn and she'll have snow caps. Really? Snow caps? They taste like cardboard. Okay. Come on, it's time for you to listen to. Feel the fear from these seeds to empty you with five more. I'm down with you. I'm down with you. I'm down with you. I beat that for sure. Yeah, it's gonna be a heat episode. Ooh, interesting. Okay. It's gonna be a heat episode. But brothers, sisters, gender resistors, welcome once again, one and all. It's one of many shows on Planet God Dang Earth. We review anything and everything that's on Joey's fucking so stupid arbitrary list of comic book paraphernalia's. It's about to get better. Yeah, I have changed the list. It's true. Now it's now we're going to be covering the other for a while. I've added some stuff to it and I found some more interesting things. So we're going to have some interesting stuff coming up soon. I think this will be a nice little end of summer into like fall run here. That sounds nice from summer to summer. But we'll see. Or summer. We got a lot of catching up to do in the other. Yeah. I showed him the list. It's like, whoo. I'm pretty excited about it because I'm getting a little like, I was getting a little DC Marvel burnout. So it'll be nice to kind of watch some of those. Well, especially since we are for Marvel, we're right on the cusp of. The cusp of MCU. We've got like a handful of movies before we get to that. But we are literally on the cusp for the DCU. And so it's good to take a break. Step away from all those because those are moves that we've all seen. Especially the MCU multiple times. Correct. Whereas this movie, the crow from 1994 is a movie. I've only watched one time for this recording. I've seen it multiple times. Okay. And then could it, could I just real quick? Could I, can I just get this out? And then we can move on with the rest of the show. Okay. Sure. I'd like to speak to one very specific group of the like, uh, demographic. Dear big titty goth girls. Is this actually your favorite movie? Is it really your favorite movie? Are you told that it was your movie? Because when you were 16, the 24 year old drug dealer was giving you shit weed was like telling you that it was a good movie while you were blowing him. I'm just curious. I'm just, I'm just overall wondering, did you actually like this movie? Did you think it was good? Or did you just want the free weed? It's very good. This is how I know that Chuck and I didn't know the same big titty goth girls. Well, he's New York. That's fair. So very. You got the big titty big titty goth girls. There you go. Yeah. Um, this movie is objectively speaking, is an okay movie. It's perfectly fine. It's a product of its time. And we'll get into that. The fandom made me fucking hate this movie. Sure. Because it did not live up to all the bullshit that I've been hearing for like, God knows how long. First off, we're off the bat. Not a horror movie. Not a horror movie. Is this supposed to be a horror movie? This is always classified and fallen under horror. Really? I remember. I was thinking, I know that at the video store that I always read, the one that I rented from when I first saw it, it was in the action section. So I always assumed that too. It was, I remember it being in my horror section because I remember seeing like the cover of it. Oh, no, no. See, it was supposed to be in the horror section at the horror section. Oh, that makes sense. Because it was always right next. I don't know why, but I think the movie was called like Rainbow Serpent or something. And it was a, it was like a girl. And she was like in a, because the, the section was like, cold. Not alphabetized, apparently. No, no, no. It was like cold classics horror section. And I think it was called like Rainbow Serpent or something like that. And it was like a woman and she was like in a coffin. Serpent in the rainbow. Yeah. Serpent in the rainbow. That's what it was called. Yeah. That's a fucking up movie. Yeah. It was fucked up. Maybe it's like no poem, just the classic horror section. Well, it's in that movie. Holy crap. Okay. Yeah. It's a real photo movie. I remember, I think I did rent it one time and I don't remember. It is. They found a true story. It is amazing. I'm not actually looking for the same. What the? Okay, sure. Why not? Um, but anyway, so I, this always gets grouped into like horror stuff, not a horror movie. It doesn't fit any of the, any of the tropes that it needs to be to be classified as a horror movie, much like alien, which we may get to at some point now alien to not a horror movie. But what is alien one is absolutely alien to is not crow is not. I get that. Google classifies crow as action fantasy. Yeah, that's what I thought it was how I can maybe action, but I don't see it as fantasy. I mean, I guess you brought back the life where the crow brings their soul back. I don't know. Do you, any of the shit that happens in the expendables, something naturally of faster furious? I'm very sure that fast and the fear still falls into fantasy. Uh, yeah. Thank you. I'm going to say something else to look at family. Yeah. That's the real magic is. You know why they don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? Why? Because you don't turn your back on family. I knew that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why we didn't stop him, but, uh, you can't stop me. Joe can't. You can't. Yes. I said Joe can't. He's the only one who has the power to show you and I eventually I might give you both that ability. But, uh, no, don't do that. That's better. You know that's better. Because eventually we'll just kick Joey out. It's just run. Nice. It's nice when we get to like the Snyder Cubs be like, hold on a second. Just boob Joey out of the chat. Man, every time we want to say something mean, we boob Joey out. All right. So let's, okay. So let's talk about the movie. Okay. Um, I, I really enjoyed this movie. Yeah, I did. I do. I like it too. Like in the day, like this, like Chuck said, like you said, this is the movie that people kind of like congregate, congregate to and was like fawning over saying like this is the best. Gothic issue movie ever, but a lot of that also stems from the fact that, uh, Brandon Lee died. You know, yeah, yeah, the everything around it is what kind of gave that, that, uh, it's yeah, it really demented it in place as a cult classic, which apparently, uh, and I'll look at their album to be and I'll have to look through it again to try and find it, but there was a bunch of different like problems with this, like, film behind the scenes. Um, I'll, I'll look for it real quick and I can, I'll bring it up, but yeah, this movie was like almost cursed. They were saying, you know, on point, like it was an miracle that it actually made it out because there was like so many issues and yeah, Brandon Lee dying and stuff. Yeah. It's still, it's a perfectly fine movie, I think, um, this is the second time I've watched this because I watched it one time during lockdown because I was like, you know what? I just want something to watch. I'm getting bored. I've never seen the crow. I have like all the, like all these girl, all these, all email girls that I knew always just talked about how fucking great this movie was. It was, they were maybe, maybe they just found Brandon Lee really sexy. Yeah. 100% that was probably it. Um, I, I could see it like they always compared it to like, it's like how I loved the watch man when it first came out was how they felt about this when they first watched it. Okay. Which was like, I was like a really big fan of the watch man and I really liked that movie and I, I liked all of the like stuff that a lot of people didn't fucking get. You know what I mean? From the movie, because I also knew a lot of the background from the comic and stuff. Um, but I, I watched this and I was just like, I don't, it's fine. I don't get it. I don't, I don't see it, but I also watched it as an adult. I did not watch it when I was younger. Well, same. Yeah, well, I think I would have, I think I would have been a bigger fan if I watched this when I was a kid. Sure. Very specifically because this is not micro. This is not micro. Micro is a, is a wrestler named Sting and WCW who was mourning the death of WCW when the NWO came in. You literally is the crow. That's the whole fucking like thing. And for like a year, they do this big, long building story to the end match between Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Sting at StarCade, but he was like repelling from the ceiling and he had the same face pain. He wore all black and he had a baseball bat and it was fucking rad. And then I watched this and like famously Razor Ramon was like, A.O. Sting. You ever see the crow? You should do that. That's literally how it all fucking started. Okay. And so like that was like, that was my crow. You know what I mean? Like is that so like there was cooler shit that I saw in wrestling that I wish was in this movie, which is like pretty pathetic. But well, we've got two sequels that maybe have some of that. Not me neither. One of them. Well, okay, so we'll watch it here on the show. But also the whole reason why we're doing this episode now is because at time of release, the new crow remake with Bill Skarsgard is going to be released in like two weeks. So I'm kind of looking forward there. I'm actually looking forward to that because I like those guards guards. I just recently watched Boy Kills World. Time to watch. I really, really recommend it. I wanted to go see that in theaters that I never got a chance to. So I'm not what I was expecting it to be, but it was like a thousand times better than what I thought it was. Good. Awesome. Yeah, I just watched it. It was really good. All right. So I did find all of the behind the scenes bad things going on, it says here that there were several accidents that befell the production crew. Carpenters suffered serious burns on an upper body during the first day of filming. A manual worker had a screwdriver get embedded in his hand and equipment truck burst in the flames. A stuntman broke several ribs after falling through a roof. A rigor was horribly electrocuted. A disgruntled set sculptor went berserk and drove his car through the prop room, destroying it and a hurricane destroyed several of the sets, along with, obviously, friendly beings killed. How did this movie get released? It wasn't going to. Like, it was actually to a point where I think it was paramount who originally had the rights. They were, once Bradley was shot and killed, they were like, they didn't want to complete the movie. They were like, this is terrible. So they actually sold the rights to another company, I think, Miramax. And Miramax went in, they digitally fixed or fixed, but finished the movie and they submitted it. They hadn't submitted a few different times, I guess, because they kept getting an N-17 rating, NC-17 rating. So they had their, I admit, like, fine. Now I kind of want to do what the original cut is. I'm never going to get that cut, sorry. Release the Snyder Cut of Crow. It would be the... Oh, who was the director? You know, Alex Prorius. Do you realize how fucking weird this would have been if in, like, '07, '06, Snyder was able to release a crow? What? That would have been fucking weird. It would have been, like, Sin City, well, he didn't do the spirit, but the spirit. And then, like... He also didn't do Sin City, but regardless, I still always think he does Sin City. It was right, I realize, but yes, it would have been fucking weird. 300. He did 300. He did 300. Which we'll watch. I saw a boy because it's comic. It's still my favorite. It's still really good. I haven't seen that movie in forever. I haven't watched it in a really long time. Yeah. Joey, one time, we went for... I hope so. We went to Jaloween as Spartans and Joey shaved abs into his stomach hair. And, dude, if you were more than 10 feet away from him, he looked fucking ripped. It was awesome. Yeah. It was wonderful. All right. He did a really good job of shaving the ab detail into his stomach hair. So, my basement made somewhere weird. All right. It's on my Myspace. Oh. Oh. So... Okay. So, at the beginning of the movie, when we come into the city that's burning, the actual look of it was really bad, but I also really liked it. Like the birds I've used swooping down into the burning city where it was just generic with the fake fire in it, but for some reason, I really liked how it was done. Yeah. I'll definitely say that the CGI in this one, I don't think they used a ton. I used to be a little practical. Well, all the crows were, most of the crow flying with CG. But I thought the fire... The opening scene? Oh, I thought it was all... I thought it was like a scale model. Oh, I thought it was a scale model. It could be. I do know... I didn't think they had a really shitty camera. That's possible. That might have been what it was. I just thought that it was CG in fire, which is why it looked like the fire wasn't real. But I did know at the end of the movie, when they're in the church, that the crow, which actually I should say all the crows were actually ravens in the movie. Yeah. Because they're bigger and they're easier to see. Yeah. The crow at the very end flying through the church, that was all CG because I'm watching it. And as it gets toward the end, to right here on the screen, it just disappears. It doesn't actually fly into the darkness. That's because it's a magical crow, Joey. Jesus. Yeah, come on. Nods, actually. You know, demon crows are the biggest kind of crow, Joey. They can just vanish. Something else that was really impressive, though, is how dirty they were able to make everything look. That's just Detroit. Okay. That's a funny thing. I thought this was, I'll be honest, I thought this was Chicago when we first popped in there. Yeah. Because they didn't say Detroit. I didn't think they said Detroit until later on. So the entire time, I think it's Chicago. Yeah. I don't remember the book ever actually giving a location. I don't think it did. Yeah. But this would have been a, this would have been a, yeah, I don't remember a ton of it, but well, Chuck, if it didn't happen in a movie, I don't have to go read a book to get all the details. Okay. You're, you are absolutely correct. I just don't remember the comic book, though. I just don't remember speaking of the comic. So I have read the comic Ron, have you ever read it? I have not. So my, my biggest gripe with this and kind of ties into like the beginning of the movie. What may also not a huge fan of the book, I'll say that that much right now. And I'm very much not one of those people who wants to watch the thing that he already read. And this does defer a lot away from the book. They changed a lot. They definitely the aesthetic is like definitely different. Like the book is the aesthetic of golf in the 80s. And this is very much goth of the 90s, if that makes sense. So like it's very different. Also, he's not nearly shirtless enough in this movie as compared to he is in the, in the comic. He's like, there's two fucking cold, man. Oh, well, that is true. But the biggest thing that like kind of what pulled me out of it was all the storytelling of like him being in love is kind of just done at the beginning. Like when it all first kind of happens and like they build this like relationship and you see that and like, you know, you see the reason why he cares and why he's come back and all that stuff. And in the comic, that is stretched out through the entire book. There's these like really long like monologues that he does where he's just talking about like, here's this moment in time where we spent together and I knew that I was building my love for her more and more and more and more. And this was a really special moment that I have. And now I'm going to make you see that and I'm going to make you pay for it kind of thing. And that's kind of what each chapter of the book does. And I don't feel like it really, this movie really captured that. And I get it because the book is dense. It is so dense with like just him. It's like pages of just like words interspersed and like around a lot. Yeah, it's really heavy and dense. And it's very kind of edgel already in that way. And this also felt edgel already, but in a different way. But just like, it doesn't capture the magic, but I get like, I get why they made that choice because I don't think I would want to watch that. I don't want to watch a dude stay in there and just say a bunch of shit without then doing something about it. You know what I mean? Which is kind of what the book does. But it's a book versus a movie, you know, yeah, show don't show don't tell. So which is interesting because the book itself came out late 80s, about 89 actually. So they would have a little bit of that 80s as the word, like you said, but majority of the stuff came out in the 90s. Yeah, but it very much keeps the 80s, I guess, of like, of like, we want to be darker and edgier. But it's like these really long, overly poetic, like it's written by a dude in high school who's just trying to be extra like, I'm dark and gothian. Here's my poem because I think a girl impose the coolest fucking guy that ever existed. Like that vibe is like how this is written. If Shakespeare wore eyeliner. Yeah, I mean, does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. Also being a background poet, we do get a quote in the movie, but he actually quotes it wrong. Yeah, because he's a crow, not a raven. A, and B, copyright. Come on. Yeah, I think you know, if you misquote something, you can get it wrong. Copyright. That's true. I got learned. Yeah, you are correct. Fun little facts, though, James O'Barr, the creator of the crow, stated on the crow DVD that when he met with the movie's executives, they originally wanted to make this a musical starring Michael Jackson. He immediately laughed uncontrollably, thinking it was a joke, only to find that they were quite serious. It wasn't, it was only until Brendon Lee and Alex Prius came on board that the movie took a more serious role. Wow. Yeah, we could have almost had a, what's the, the Rocky Horror Picture Show? No, there was a actual thing that Michael Jackson did, the actual musical back in like the thriller. No, it's the movie, no, well, back. The Moonwalker or whatever the hell? God, I can't remember. That's a video game. The Moonwalker isn't the, he had a Michael Jackson video game coming. That sounds awful. That sounds like anyway, that sounds like the worst thing they could have ever done. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been terrible. Yeah, I mean, talk about, talk about never reading the material. You know what I mean? How do you write a little thumb through the book and go, oh, this is clearly a musical that we need to have done by Michael Jackson. Clearly. They wanted to have big edgy music. Captain Eo. Never heard of it. It's Captain Eo. That's what I was thinking about. Okay. Yeah. It's a, and I think it's supposed to be like a Star Wars-y thing with Michael Jackson, but it's all musical and it's apparently really, is that where he's like the, the silver robot thing? Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I felt that was just a music video. I didn't realize it was an actual film. Hmm. Well, I think the, of course, it's a music video along with it, but yeah, Michael, don't forget that Michael Jackson also wanted to be Spider-Man. Yeah. He sure did. He did. We about got that. And he about bought the rights to Spider-Man. So in, in this movie, one of my, sorry, Chuck, in this movie has one of my all time favorite Jesus jokes. All right. Oh boy. So Jesus walked into a hotel, throws three nails in the counter and ask guy if he can put them up for the night. Yeah. That has had me rolling since I've first saw this movie and it is always right there in the front of my mind. And everybody says Jesus name. That's pretty fun. I love that for you. I, so I do want to ask, um, and I don't believe in God that kind of an answer toward the end of the movie. I knew that. Okay. But when, when Eric Draven wakes back up and he goes, like the crow leads him back to his apartment, uh, it's been a year and that apartment still had the tape on it and the window broken. Oh, they not know that was fix that. They were the, like the, the, uh, what's the space top dollar owned that building? That's why she got killed because she was trying to fight from that. That's why he sent those guys in there to take care of her. But the heating building has to pay now. Hmm. Well, he wasn't still on what he's talking about. It's Detroit. It's like, it's like it's an attorney's lease, man. Again, I thought of Chicago. So that's fair. Yeah. So, but okay. Also Chicago police. Yeah. Don't let the media confuse you with police, police, public PD or the Hudson's character. Al, Albrecht or his name is, yeah, he kept getting demoted for doing his job. That's because he's a good cop and you can't have a good cop. No, fair. By the way, technically speaking, a cab, there for the crow, technically a cop. He works with the cops. He works with a cop, but if we're going to hold Batman to the caliber of, if you work with the cop, but that's the thing. He didn't work with a cop. He worked with a cop that got suspended doesn't always, so he wasn't, he was an official. He didn't actually start like, they didn't work together until after he got suspended. Oh, oh. So now, so now it's just, oh, only some cops are bastards. Is they? All cops are still bastards. Yeah. Exactly. Even even after I really thought he was going to take, I really thought that he was, I mean, he probably is, but like, I really thought that he was going to have a bigger role. Similarly, I thought top dollar was going to, it was going to like come out to be that he was part of Draven's band, and it was a whole thing that he was trying to kill him to get with Shelly, but it just like went sideways. That's a really weird take. I don't see the movie. I was in the polls. See, what happened was he tried to help, he tried to help Tim Curry take over France, but that didn't work out. So he had to move to Detroit. Correct. That's true. In case you didn't get that one, he was in, he was in three musketeers. He was a real Rusher Lou or whatever the fuck his name is. Never saw that movie. What are the other? Oh, that's a good movie. Yeah, it's a great one. The one from the '90s, 1993, I think is when it was. It's got like Keeper Sutherland and Charlie Sheen in it and all over, Chris O'Donnell, I believe. Yeah. Chris O'Donnell. Over. New? Tim, that's not right. No, it's some, I don't remember. Oh well. I just didn't confuse the three musketeers with the man in the air mask. Don't ask him. I mean, that's a fair problem to have because I think the musketeers are part of that movie as well. Oh, okay. That makes sense. I remember correctly. I think I made him fly. Oh, there we go. Of course he has it. Why wouldn't he have it? Fuck you, dude. This is a great movie. It's a good movie. That's not right. I'll put it on the list right after Nightcrawler. Okay. I forgot I don't want to shoot. I'm really surprised to see Tony Todd in this movie. That was kind of fun. I don't know what that is. The Candyman. Oh, yeah, another another person who I constantly see all the time ago. Oh, it's that guy. It's the Candyman guy. Never knew his name. Never knew his name. Yeah. He's the Candyman. He's death in the final destination movie. He's the guy who knows going on. I see. I always thought that he was supposed to be like the embodiment of death. He is death personified, which is why when he talks to him, he explains to him that death has a plan and all that shit. Oh, I just always thought he was the guy who knew. Could be. Yeah. I don't know. Or like the voice, but does it. I don't know. That's a different podcast. Anyway, I always thought he was I thought his whole thing was that he figured it out how to get around it, but like it was always after them, but that's the thing. That's the whole point. I found this nation. There's no way to get around it. And that comes full circle. I know. You made like 17 of them. I'm aware. I never. I. So you said they made five of them. Yes. I've seen I've seen two of them. The three and four are I'm not going to say are like wonderful, but they're they're literally just cashing in on the Oh, let's kill people in the very whatever way the fifth one. The fifth one was fun and that ending was very like surprising. The fifth one was the one that was like officially in 3d. Yeah. Like they shot it. No, that was. I mean, maybe because that would have came out in like 2011. So it would have been like a real 3d was really back out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe that was the fourth one was in. 11. I don't remember. So when this movie came out, was this before or after parkour was a big thing, because I feel like it was before parkour was a big thing, but he does a lot of fucking parkour in this movie. He does. Yeah, I've done some fun dancing when the cops show up in the warehouse and he's like dances off. Yeah. I was laughing at the ass off of that part. I had forgotten that he was in a band and was really confused by the guitar solo at one point. I was like, why is he just like riffing on a guitar and then I remember they was the whole thing, and he says, that was confusing to me. I enjoyed it though. I felt like there wasn't enough boobs. I agree. Yeah. I felt like I remember the first time I watched this, I was thinking there was a lot of titty and like, you know, there wasn't. Oh, no. My thing was they could have just had more in it, but I feel that way about every movie. So I mean, yeah, I mean, you do have a boob count. I do. You also have the, I identify women ranking. Actually, I don't do that. I did it one time for Chuck's sake and it made me feel icky still. Yeah. If I'm not making a lot of feel icky, am I even really on the show, either icky or sticky. So I mean, I don't have a lot of notes. So I'm pulling a lot more from the IMDB because as I watched one problem, I thought it was pretty good. So my question here, though, did they have to seriously stick to the trope of the black guy dies first? Yes. Yeah. It was the 90s. Yep. 100%. Like, I watch that. I'm like, you know, because he, okay, at the same time, I figured the first person to die was going to be the little twitchy guy, um, uh, I think what, yeah, skank, because he was like, though he would have been like the weakest link and you know, like you start there and then work your way through them. Yeah. Yeah. They definitely reverse it in the book because the guy that is like shooting up with the woman, um, who's the one that pulled the trigger that killed Brendan Lee. Really? Is that when he does it? Yeah. According to the IMDB, that was a scene that they shot that is what killed him, that he got shot and stuff at that point. So it actually shot through his hand? No, he shot him a couple of times. Oh, that's right. That's wild. Um, that's really early in the movie, too. I felt the stuff in order. Yeah. It's all chopped up when they filmed it. No, I know that, but like, I was actually, you could, you could tell when it was and wasn't him. I couldn't tell according to IMDB, they did a really good job, but they had stunt doubles in, in, um, you know, background, they were, they had his face, face digitally imposed on, um, the stunt double there. They're actually, uh, here, hold on, there was the actual list of scenes that was not him. Uh, here we go. The following scenes were completed after Brendan, Brendan Lee's death, Draven, first entering enters the apartment after digging himself out of his grave, a footage of Lee walking through an alley in the rain was digitally composed into the scene of where he walks through the doorway. Computer technology added drops of water to the door frame to make the water on his back not seen out of place. The shot of Draven falling from the window was made by digitally composing Lee's face, complete with simulated blood onto a body double. The scene where Draven puts his makeup on, uh, puts on his makeup was filmed using a double. The face in the smashed mirror was Lee's computer altered to fit the shards. The image of Draven walking towards the window with the crow on the shoulder, uh, which I thought was a really cool scene, was a double with Lee's face added during lighting flashes, lightning flashes. Uh, then when Sarah visits the apartment, we never see Draven's face added as it is a double. So those, I guess were the main, so they must have been like close to ending, close to finishing the film. Um, but those are the scenes specifically that they, sounds like just like the little bitty like, brando scenes of things. Sounds like it probably wasn't an actress that they got shot to death. Mm. Well, it wasn't the whole thing that there's a conspiracy that they thought they were, they were actually trying to take him out or something like that. That's what I had always heard. I always heard that there was a conspiracy. It's not on there. Interesting. Not on DB. Huh. Okay. What is on DB though, is a fun little, some scenes that were cut from the movie, um, that kind of helped make sense. So while the movie's going on, you know, they do make a point to say that the crow is his power. We kill the crow and he'll lose his power. And we see that toward the end of the film sort of, um, we also see, which I didn't know was one of his power. Yeah. Don't they like curb sump the crow? They try to. They don't. Yeah. But okay. I really, I, I looked away because I was in the process of like putting something together. Like they shot it and then I look over and I thought he just like war stomped on. I was like, Oh shit. That's how they killed the crow. I don't remember doing that. So I left. They don't actually kill the crow. So, okay. So this, uh, this is a long little paragraph. So, uh, bear with me before Brendan Lee passed away, he had filmed multiple scenes that involved a character called the skull cowboy who was to be played by Michael Berryman. The backstory for the cowboy was that he had a similar experience to Brendan's character, Eric driven at some point in time, but was stuck in the land of the living for all of eternity or for at least the eternity of this film's events. Whether that means the cowboy was someone who failed to obtain his own revenge or was someone who failed to return to his grave after obtaining said revenge is unknown. But this plot line originally set him up as being a type of experience guide for other souls to learn from so that they wouldn't end up being trapped in limbo like he is. For Eric Draven, the cowboy would often appear with warnings about the rules for other revenge that needed to be followed if Eric wanted to reunite with his fiance, Shelley in the afterlife where they could ultimately rest in peace together. As such, invariably it seems the cowboy would repeatedly explain that if Eric did anything not related to seeking revenge against his killers, that he would lose his powers and risk being stuck in the land of the living as well. The first omitted scenes that illustrated Eric being punished for not adhering to this rule happened after he used his special abilities to remove morphine from a woman's vein. Thus this was a selfless act to sober her up for the sake of her daughter, a young girl named Sarah who Shelley used to care of. This moment then originally led to Eric temporarily losing his healing abilities as he was simultaneously attacked from behind by an enemy he thought to be unconscious. He can still see you can still see the aftermath of this narrative being unchanged throughout the rest of the film as Eric suddenly has black electrical tape wrapped around his arms and upper body which is used in place of bandages to cover up all of the deep cuts he has suffered. I actually had questioned that because he didn't have that before but he has it all now. And so, individually, each deleted scene that included the skull cowboy originally provided information of a weakness for Eric to be aware of instead of him truly being invincible. Yet, it's the culmination of all these cowboy moments that created a different narrative that would have clearly explained Eric's vulnerabilities at the end of the film. After all of his immediate killers were disposed of, Eric would be lowered into a trap by the evil gang leader, top dollar, who had kidnapped Sarah into a church building in the hopes of eliminating Eric before he could return to his grave. This then originally led to a final deleted scene where the skull cowboy would appear one last time to plea for Eric to not concern himself with matters of the living now that his tasks of revenge were completed regardless of the girl being in danger. But Eric would have ignored him and defiantly entered the church building knowing that he was no longer invincible. And like before with the aforementioned morphine moment, you can see remnants of his original narrative being unchanged as Eric attempts to intimidate those remaining villains to give up the girl and walk away instead of him outright harming or killing them. So while there weren't many edits made to the last confrontation as it happened in the final cut of the film, the actual original explanation of Eric's powers inexplicably returning to him was in the ending rooftop scene where top dollar revealed how it was ultimately based on his orders that Eric and Shelley B have haphazardly murdered, which in turn positioned him as being another one of their killers that needed revenge exact to the pawn. The decision to remove the entire skull cowboy plotline was a simpler idea that Eric's strength was depleted on the health of his companion crow was ultimately decided upon by the production staff after they all had agreed that the overall look of the cowboy wasn't fitting in the rest of the film. In his Blu-ray commentary director Alex Froyess stated that this storyline was cut out before Brandon passed away while right up from behind the scenes production books have stated it was entirely removed after Brandon's tragic accident happened. I think if they had kept that in there, I would have liked it a lot more because actually without David's stakes to his revenge plot, his revenge story, which makes me wonder with this new movie if it'll be in there because I think the reboot is going to be a very similar story for what this is, at least the trailer makes it that way. That'll be his new book. He's in the book. He doesn't play as big of a role. He doesn't pop up or play a big of a role as the book or as that that you just read would make a sound. But yeah, he's in it for like a quick second. Interesting. I didn't like the concept of like, which is weird because well document on the show. I hate characters who can't die, like that inevitably makes him makes a really boring character for me. But I like the idea is like, okay, this dude's invincible until you kill the thing that gives him his power, which is I think the only, that's the only like upset exception to the rule because it does essentially then make him make them vulnerable. It makes him vulnerable in a different way and it makes it interesting like, okay, we need to figure out what the thing is that we'll kill him. Well, that's the, like I said, the scene with the morphine when he was, you know, being able to be hurt. He does get shot and when he fall, like jumps out the window and Albrecht grabs him and they rush off, you know, you see like he had been shot, he had been hurting once they get away and Albrecht stops because cops are running around and we see on the seat all that blood, like it just kind of makes sense that he lost his powers at the same time, he was losing his powers. Yeah. Like, and at that point, the crowhead not been harmed, the crowhead was nowhere. So toward the end of the movie, the Caribbean shot and him losing his abilities, I mean, for what they were trying to do makes sense. But because they had that stuff in the beginning and when that first scene happened, I was confused. I'm like, how are you hurt? Why are you like bleeding? Like that's weird. Yeah. But I also think that's an interesting, that's an interesting defect for a power is like the more that you use your power to help somebody else, it makes your, it makes you weaker. I think it's like a really cool powered dynamic. I liked it. Yeah. I think it's cool. I just wish they would have explained that. You know what I mean? Yeah. 100% that would have been great. Yeah. Yeah. And they could have like set it up even where it was like, I don't know, you could cut out the whole skull cowboy altogether and just had it like the crow is squawking at him and he's like translating or something. Yeah. Yeah. What's that boy? You say I'm vulnerable if I do things that are go against my revenge. Or like maybe there was this like internal monologue. Yeah. Because we have like the narrator voice. Yeah. That's a little girl. But like there could have been maybe a book like Sarah's like, oh, because they even mentioned they say that a crow will take your soul to heaven or hell whatever but it could also bring it back. And this is something that happens because, you know, if the soul needs to take revenge on something like that, you could have heard reading a passage out of a, some brand book and that reintegrated explanation like, okay, fine, then we got our explanation. I would have been okay with that. You could have 100% set this up like it was the narrator telling us the story. Yeah. Like, like just had the narrator like even in like the different scenes, like almost setting the scene up to then watch it play out. I think would have, you could have done, you could have literally covered all the same bases and cut this stuff out and just added those paragraph or two in and each scene. Yeah. Yeah. I would have made a much more interesting story that this was bad. I mean, I mean, not sure it was, yeah, very fun story. It was perfectly fun. It was a perfectly fine movie for a 90s adaptation and I agree, like for 1994, this movie would have been amazing in '94. We didn't watch it in '94. We watched it now or as Ron watched it two decades ago, but it did blow your mind wrong with like, when you first watched it. I liked it. I thought it was really good when I first watched it like it was, it was entertaining and it was like, there was enough of a story to make it a good watch. And I liked some of the aspects of like, I like when he's like, when he kills the fun boy and he gets shot through the hand and he's like, ah, ah, you know, like, and shit like that. Like the way that he plays up using his power sometimes just fucking cracked me up. Yeah. Um, you can definitely, is it weird that you can kind of see the ledger, like Joker in it? Like, I mean, yeah, you told me that it was kind of weird. I was like, we watched it was like, Oh, ledger definitely probably watched this for like, he might have. He might have a little bit. You know what? I mean, fans that think they're Joker being this guy, you know what I mean? Like, like that era is like, Oh, no, you guys are, you guys are ledger, you're, you're Brandon Lee. That's who you are. Okay. And then Chuck shot him in the chest. Don't. Okay. So, so when, um, uh, top dollar calls the meeting together to have all those guys there to protect skank and kill the crow, right? They're sitting at this table with like all these drugs and all this money and shit just sitting on this table. And then their guns are just like sitting there without the bullets in them and shit, right? They've got like the clip sitting outside of them. They just, they're just sitting on top of this table. Well, yeah, this was not, this was not a group of people that were ready to try to kill something that is quasi immortal, this is a group of guys that were hoping to take the money and the drugs and get the fuck out of there before they had to do anything. Technically, all he wanted was skank. Yeah. If, if top dollar give him skank and then walked off, they would not have a problem. I, I know it, but then we would have missed, then we would have missed the scene where he is underneath the table and just like, pull that guy, I love that in movies. Like when somebody gets their legs pulled out from underneath them and then dragged into summer and like just killed or whatever, you know, that shit cracks me up every time. Funny enough, that guy was one of the writers and he liked it too. We see the, the writer, the actual writer James LeBarr. He was one of the guys stealing a TV from Gideon's shop after it got blown up. Oh, speaking of Gideon, like why was that dude so aggressively gay? He was, he was really mad at the rocketeer because he kept not showing up every, every time something bad happened to him, he would look at the closest guy to him and just be like, fuck me. Fuck me. It's just like, dude, relax, like at least, you know, talk the consent thing through before you just start throwing shit out like that. Well, he is, he's, he's giving consent. He's asking them to fuck him, right? Oh, he's telling them. He's not even asking. He is straight up telling them and that's where, that's where the problems, you know, arise. Okay. All right. That's, he finally got fired up. So there's that. Yeah. What's with that stupid chant? I, I think it was because they, they were the guys that lit the town on fire. Like they were like, yeah, but like the chant and the, they're, they're getting themselves fired up. Those old stupid. Well, yeah, what did you expect from a bunch of fucking meth heads and shit? Like. Yeah. Well. Oh, no doubles made. Y'all ever do doubles? Me? Were you doubles make kids? No. Nope. Yeah. I knew it was time. Dude, I wasn't even a Halloween kid. My parents wouldn't let me go trick-treating. Oh, I was definitely a Halloween kid. I love. Yeah. I was a, I was a Halloween kid. I was allowed to do Halloween as long as I went to the church thing the weekend before. Like Halloween, they would always do like a. Yeah. Get your thing clean. Oh my God. Like a. Like a. Truck or treat kind of thing. Uh, yeah. I mean, it was like, it was like a youth group. Um, it was like a youth group thing that was supposed to be Halloween when you dressed up as like Bible characters. And it was like a Halloween party and. I would have gotten so much trouble for that. Yeah. Well, I win his army. Get in one time. Nobody. Nobody thought it was as good as I did. That was really clever. Yeah. So anyways, I went as Jesus. I took three nails with me. Ask people if they could pay you up for the night. Oh, shit. I did. Dude. Okay. I'm going to laugh or not chuckle. I got to pick out of when he put the gasoline in the, uh, in the shape of a, uh, of the crow and then live. Dude, that was badass. That is our fourth one we've seen. You can read there. Daredevil. We had the Punisher. Punisher. Uh, oh, it's a fifth one V and V for a Deva and, uh, oh, we haven't seen dark night rises yet. So there's our fourth one. Yeah. That's our fourth one. So there's two more. We got two more to go to. So at the end of the movie, when they've got all the cops everywhere, you know, and Ernie Hudson's like, there's so many cops here, you'd think we were giving it any donuts. That made me chuckle too. That was good. I like how I heard some. He's great. I did. So I watched this with Simon and I'm like, Hey, does he look familiar? And Simon's like, no, and I'm like, really, he doesn't look familiar and I'm saying like, why would he look familiar? I'm like, dude, ghost busters. Come on, man. Like. And Simon's like, well, I don't remember. Oh, your son is a disappointment. Ah, sometimes I just don't really like ghost busters. How do you kick check out of this? It gets a it's a perfectly fine movie. I enjoy the newest to more than I enjoy the originals, I'm being honest. I haven't even seen the newest to yet. It wasn't terrible, I feel like they overdid it on some of like the stupidity in it though. Well, yeah, like, and I hate that. So there are certain times and places for that kind of humor and a lot of that shit in that movie killed it for me because it just wasn't, I don't know, it just didn't. Yeah, they were the SNL group trying to be like, hey, we're funny too, let's do this. They overdid it. My issue is is like, they did a great job doing a bunch of cameo stuff with the original cast and then they paid a lot of money to Bill Murray for him to come in. And then he was just like, oh, I hated it. I didn't want to be there. But well, it's like, then you shouldn't have fucking you don't need the fucking money. Doosh, anyway, Bill Murray's a horrible man. Yeah, he wanted the legacy, okay. Well, yeah, apparently, but then, but to then shit on it like, anyway, it wasn't a bad movie. He's dating Clarisse, the milkshake girl, the girl, uh, milkshake. My milkshake brings all the boys. Oh, okay. Got you. Oh. Explain that one. That was Nas's wife. Money. That's what. Explain it to me. Explain how you date, you're married to Nas, arguably one of the greatest hip-hop artists of all time. And then you go to Bill Murray, make that make sense, Ron, make it make sense in my head. His wallet was bigger than Nas's dick. I don't think that's it. I think she just likes funny old white guys. I mean, that could be too. You know, maybe she's got a degradation king because I feel like Bill Murray would be racist. Oh, I'm. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Realistically speaking, who is the grossest celebrity Ron specifically? Because Joanna, you have standards. Would you be willing to like have a committed relationship with like, what is like, what is your line? Like, if it's a scale of like most money to grossest, like, we're, that's the thing. Like, I, I won't date gross people. I won't. I have, I have the standard of I have to actually like you as a person or I won't. Yeah. But you don't ever have to work and you could just do your art because they will, you are their sugar baby. See, Chuck, here's the problem, like, as much as that would be great. I got screamed at in a chat because I was just trying to defend AI art and you're telling me it's stopping you from, I'm literally giving you the out to be able to be the artist that you want to be. You just want to know how gross of an ugoh you're willing to bang to do it. I don't think I'm asking a lot here. Listen, Chuck, okay, hey, I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jamie Lee Curtis was banging hot. I don't know what she looks like now, but like, I could, I could close my picture. Nice to you. Yeah. Yeah. Jamie Lee Curtis and still bang Jamie Lee Curtis. You could go bang Madonna because all of her parts are younger than you. Ha ha ha. No, see, that would make me uncomfortable because some of her under 25. Good point. That's gross. Let's move on from this, okay. Anyway, how do we get here? I don't know. You, I, um, very specifically, got it anymore. Don't we brought up those blusters and stuff? Okay. Okay. So, would he dive? He dives in between the pews in the church, right? Yeah. I don't know why, but it was so comical when I watched it. Like, I laughed out loud because he's just like, whoa, whoa, yeah, well, I mean, you know, try not to. There was, there was a lot of straight up slapstick shit that happened in this movie that I'm not entirely certain was dancing off from the car. Exactly. I love it. Out of nowhere. And his face was just wonderful. And, and I think without those parts, I don't think the movie would have been as good. Okay. Yeah, that's not the tone of the book either. There's like no comedy in the book. Or like when, when like, ad project, ha ha comedy, when skank, describing what happened to T bird and top dollars, like, go ahead and videotape this and then play it back in slow mo. It's just the bill, the Dick Tracy thing with the, with the polar bear with mumbles. Yeah. Also, the fucking the crow is a terrible shot. And their guns have the infinite ammo cheat unlocked. Because he has that fucking what a six shooter that he shoots like 45 times before it clicks finally. I, I had said the same thing. I was like, oh, I guess we have a fucking infinite ammo code punched into this fucking thing. It's a weird, why specifically in the nineties where they like really adamant about like we don't care about realism when it comes to guns, you can just keep shooting even though you don't. You should have that mojama. I don't know. That's a great question. I think it was, I'll say this, I think it was Matrix. I think Matrix being the movie it was. And him, like a neo on the Reeves, you know, shooting all the guns and there was like a couple of times where he would pull the trigger and they would run out. And if you had actually counted, it was the proper amount, like they were being. Coach, you're autistic without telling us you're autistic. Well, that too. Yeah, he fired exactly 47 shots out of those three guns. Just sayin. I mean, I would make a lot more sense actually for Matrix was I mean, with all the bullet time, think if they had unlimited ammo, how long that would have taken because you got a bullet time around. I'm pretty sure the, the, the suits did have unlimited ammo. Yeah. Jumping to somebody else, they had a brand new gun. Yeah. Well, they didn't have to worry about it because they were part of the Matrix so they could rewrite the code to get them to do that. Yeah, good point. When you have all the cheat codes, dude, like, yeah, that's true. It's actually written on the back of the, of the instruction manual that they rented from the local video store. So it's IDDQD. It's God mode. Uh, the tracks. Very specifically that that was the old code for doom and he typed in IDDQD it would give you God mode IDKFA gave you all the items and ID SPI SPOPD let you know clipping. You can walk your walls and shit. Wow. I haven't played that game for almost 30 years. How do you buddy, your job? You know, up here, man, it's all in there. It's just jumbled up a little bit a lot of concussions ago. So, uh, kill count, Joey. Yes, kill count. Uh, I've got a total of 35. Damn. That's it. What? The fucking the, the literal, you know, rebirth of vengeance and didn't kill as many as Batman did. Well, he only had to kill four, well, five people. And the most of it was like 22 at that warehouse. To be fair, it's the rebirth of vengeance. He has to be a lot more particular. When you are just vengeance, you can just do whatever the fuck you want. That's how it works. Sure. So, Ron, do you want to do boob count first, do you want to do bingo? I'll do the bingo. I'll let Chuck do the spawn cape and then I'll do the boob count. So, we had boobs in the movie, so I can't remember the order. I'm pretty sure that's the order it goes in. Okay. So, you had product placement, hero kills, comic logic, hero designs. I considered hero designing costume with him doing his makeup. Um, I mean, the crow designed his costumes like here. Here's boots. That's true. I do reveal to friend and an ID reveal to enemies. Um, also an origin reveal. We have animal cruelty, uh, villain monologue, sexual innuendo, and nudity. Right. 11. Nice. Chuck, spawn cape. I actually, I thought the majority of this was, uh, practical effects, uh, and the stuff that was CG was not noticeable to me that it was bad necessarily. Um, I, they, I don't know what technology they were rocking in the 90s where they were able to like digitally imprint his face on other people to the point where I couldn't notice the difference, but what the fuck can we get the technology now? Yeah. Yeah. Cause Disney needs to fucking figure that shit. Um, I'm going to say, uh, one out of 146,000, they look really good. I think it was fine. I think it was, again, like I think it was perfectly fine. Like I said earlier, the only thing I noticed was the crow at times. Everything else was really good. And that was such a small detail that I didn't even figure out. I would never have noticed it if you didn't point it out. Same. Ron, move count. Uh, we had two. Whoo. Yeah. It's good. Just, uh, what, the space assistant that he was making out with, uh, when she was in the shower, like she turns and you see him both and that's it. Was I his sister? It was his dad's daughter, which would make it a half sister or sister. So yes, it was his sister. They shared blood and that's all that matters. I thought we saw the one, the one girl, the one woman, uh, on the bed, like when they turned her over. I don't think so. Yeah. Ron never misses a boob, Joe. Well, so I also watched X today and there was a lot of boobs in that. So. Oh, that's a good fucking movie. Those are really good. I'm watching. I'm going to watch Pearl next. Cause I'm going to, I'm going to go see Maxine and figure this, uh, it's a good idea. Uh, X is like, there's this troll movie, uh, it's got me a golf, um, you would like it Ron. You should watch it. You actually would really like it. It's definitely. That's a horror slasher. Yeah. And what you say is called X Pearl X X is the first movie, the X film franchise. Okay. Okay, cool trilogy X is the first one Pearl is the prequel sequel because it takes place before X and the Maxine is in theaters right now and it's seen, I've seen, um, uh, trailers for that. Yeah. Yes. It's equal to X. Gotcha. Yeah. It looks really good. Um. Very exciting. All right. So Chuck. Yeah. With the score out of 10. What do you give this? All right. I, uh, sure it's, I mean, they, they all with read the comic out of, yeah, it's not. It's not bad. Like they did it. They kept enough of the elements to pay good respects to the original book, the original book. I had the book because I can't remember if the caliber was actually in or not when you were talking about it. So I had to go back and flip through. Um, I don't think it really captures the magic because they really made this is not really an action movie. Like the book itself is not an action movie. The movie is an action movie. And I think that they really, I think the fight scenes are dope. They actually are pretty dope. They're pretty good fight scenes. And I think that, I think that the, I was decent, but I really missed the, like kind of them building his relationship better. Like they, in the book, they do a really good job of like making you understand the sadness and despair that he feels that this has happened not only to him, but to the woman that he loved and that he was going to marry. And I just don't feel like this movie really captured that. This is in fact a perfectly fine movie. It's not bad. I get why people like it. I don't think it's lives up to the hype that people give it. I don't think that it's nearly good. And I don't think that you could show this in 2024 to the same. I don't think I could show this to like a teenager now and it's going to hit the same way that it did for when this movie came out or when Ron saw it like that, you know, that era, right? Yeah. I am excited about the new one coming out because I am curious to see if it's going to be a retelling in 2024 and how it hits differently. The new one definitely looks like they're attaching the love story more like they're putting in on that, which is great. I'm going to say 4.7. I'm going to be nice. That's going to be nice. 4.7? Yeah. If 5 is average and if it's a perfectly fine movie, 4.7. Okay. Ron? So, I like this movie. I like the first time I watched it, I liked it every time I've seen it. I do quotes from this movie fairly often, like the, it can't rain all the time thing, you know, and shit like that, just little shit. It's fun. It's got a decent enough storyline to keep me interested. The movie keeps me interested in it, so there's that too. I gave it a 7.86. Okay. What about you, Joey? I said earlier, I really liked this movie. I do agree with Chuck about his whole, the whole point of this movie is he's coming back for revenge, but we don't really see the love story. We don't really see why he is brought back for the revenge, like that, that motivation is not there and that in my eyes kind of hurts it a little bit. I mean, that's fair. It was a broken, like, memories and stuff, right, but, but, and I did, I didn't really think it was kind of cool, because I guess this was part of his ability, his powers at the end when he shows the hurt and the pain that he saw, just like the cool engine stare kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He gives it the top dollar, and that is what kind of ends him, but I thought that was really cool. I loved Ernie Hudson. Tony Todd was a nice surprise. I really thought Brandon Lee did a really wonderful job as, as the titular character. Story itself, similar with not having the love story attached to it, and them taking out all the stuff with Skull Cowboy, which I think would have been a lot more interesting. Understandably, I understand why they took it out, but because they did and they didn't change things in the movie, I had questions, like the electrical tape, and how if the bird is what was his power and he got injured at the end, why did he get injured in the middle? That being said, though, really did enjoy this movie. I gave it a 7.12, okay. So with that, it gives us a combined score of 6.56, which drops it in at number 36, just behind TMNT from 2007, and just above Superman 2, the theatrical cut. I feel it's probably a little lower than it deserved, but again, this doesn't really hit for me like it probably should. Which sucks, because I think I would, again, this gave me Croasting, so this should realistically be cool to me, because Croasting was the coolest thing when I was a kid. And Joey actually makes a really good point of what I think my gripe was, which is when they had the opportunity to show bits and flashbacks of his relationship, they instead show the night over and over and over again. They show different aspects of the night. So the story that they're telling is he's exactly revenge for that night, not for the love that he had for the woman, which is what the book does really well. The book almost doesn't really even resort back because the whole first chapter is the night. And then him coming up out. So you get that whole story in the beginning of the book, and I think maybe that's where the disconnect is. So because when he confronts every one of the people that were involved in it, he tells a story of what he loved to the one and what they did to him and to her and what they destroyed in that way. Yeah. That's it. Interesting. It's a decent book. It's dense. But it's good. It'd be like reading words. It's good. Word. Word. It's better than the math. So I mean, I don't mind reading word comics sometimes, but like, yeah, I read the comic because those have pictures. I like pictures. Yeah. I mean, there's like parts. It comes and goes. I feel like it'll be like two pages where it's just a bunch of texts and then it'll be like three pages or it's him just walking through a street and it's different, different shots of him walking through a street. Like two pages of it is weird. Anyway. Yeah, that's it. Cool. I got it. All right. Well, for awesome. Chuck. I'll send it to you. I'll send to you when I'm done with it. I got like the tennis a little bit. What? Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you finish a book? This was sent to somebody so they can read it. Is that not? I usually just keep mine on a shelf until I want to read it again. I don't ever go back to reread movies. Like I rarely go back and rewatch movies. That's why digital is so good for me because I don't care about the physical copy after I watched it the first time. That's fair. Yeah. I've got like so many shelves over here you used to see my behind me like that's true. That's true. Of course I collect books. That makes sense. Anyway, you can find me on first off you know where you can find me. Let me tell you patreon.com/professionalcasual hit that thrill one tear that to ride directly checks your ass into helping this show. 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Well fucking broke the shit out of that and I had to repair it again. If that thing fucking makes it to a game, it's going to be a miracle because I didn't go together correctly either. Hey, fire lock games make better instructions. Thank you. Ron, where can I find you? You can find me on Instagram and tick tock at good at this game. You can find my art on Instagram at good art this game. And you can find me everywhere with this wonderful show is shown or heard Joey or can I find you? You guys can find the show over on Instagram and threads at comic book rundown. You can email us, comicbook rundown@gmail.com, write and review us on your podcasting up a choice. If you do, we're really on an upcoming episode. We've got merch over on Rebel in T public and our song was done by Cam. Our next movie. So like I said, we did list, we are going to be backtracking a little bit. And we are going to be watching Alien of 1979. Ron, get that boob count ready. How does that work if we see the same pair of boob? Is it one set? It's one set. Okay. Yeah. I'm sure it's the alternate role for boobs. Okay. Because remember, because when we watched toxic Avenger, when he goes to Japan and that chicks is running around naked the whole time, our boob count would have been off the fucking hook if I counted every time she showed up with her tits out. That's true. Yeah. Okay. Appoint. Appoint. Appoint. Okay. Yeah. I just wanted to make sure. Yeah. We try to keep it classy here, Chuck. Yeah. Sure. I'm going to get a, are we going to get a, are we going to get a cooter count too? You did it for Resident Evil, but that's why I'm asking. Did he? I did it for what? You did it for Resident Evil. No, I think we were telling you about that. Oh, no. Yeah. We were talking about her shoulder shot on that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. It was still out of place. You just didn't expect it until she pulls off the table and bam, there it is. Yeah. Cool. Anywho. So I, buddy, thank y'all for listening. Bye. Next time. Excuse me. Dude. You're getting a stroke. I think so. a stroke? I think so. Yeah. Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air, my Durbin' air. Thanks so much for listening. If you enjoyed this show, check out all the other great shows here at the Professional Casual Network. Like what Danny? I'll tell you, on Mondays we've got the Lost Omen's podcast, our Pathfinder 2E actual play, hosted by me playing through the Extinction Curse AP. Also streaming on twitch.tv/professionalcasualnetwork at 7pm Eastern Time, you can check out, oh yeah, the Power Phase, our Marvel Crisis Protocol live battle report show. On Tuesdays, the podcast version of, wait, did I rule a wild? Our Marvel Crisis Protocol Povelog is available. 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