The Sports Brewery Podcast

354: Episode 321 - 7-25-24

Braga, King, and Ski talk: :15: Apple grifting for headphones, wild cell phones, JD Vance boning couches, winning elections with TikTok, Trolls burnout. 15:15: Disney princess Ski, horrible candy, bad Deadpool reviews, revisionist history with Entourage. 26:03: The new Hard Knocks format, Mike Florio's kitchen, amazing video game controllers, intimate headset overshares. 37:55: The good and (very) bad of CFB 25. 52:53: The NBA's deal with Amazon, B1G Media Day, Oregon's inflatable duck. 1:07:33: Top 3 things easier than playing defense in CFB 25.

Duration:: 1h 14m
Broadcast on:: 26 Jul 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

[Music] Bluetooth is a great invention thing but for like what you're doing there what I'm doing here why can't I just have hard plugins everything should be hard plugins they started get especially Apple sorry get rid of so many of the aux cords and things like that like it's full proof you plug the thing in it works I don't need to register my Bluetooth device and have it compete with ten other things like don't get me wrong if I go for a walk with my dogs tonight I'll use my Bluetooth you know AirPods it's fine but like for some stuff I just want to be hardwired in yeah it just makes it easier please stop Apple I was I was working at the cell phone place when Apple decided to like remove the regular plugins on the iPhone and people were pissed and because you had to and by the way like when they also did that they stopped including headphones with the phone itself and so you had to buy them separate so not only could you not just like go to Goodwill and buy some shitty ass plug headphones to work in your phone you had to buy new lightning Apple headphones it was the biggest fuck you ever and it didn't matter because everybody bought them anyways cuz cuz they were there already spending 1500 bucks on a phone might as well buy like $40 headphones I'm terrified I gotta get a new phone like in the winter I'm so terrified to see the prices now it's it's you you sign up for those deals man you're just paying it off for the next 12 hours yeah I don't think I bought one since 2000 and I think 21 is the last time I got one in a minute I know I I think the one good thing is if you don't get if you don't get the brand new model I'd say you go to like like the current one right now if you wait till the next ones out it is hugely discounted like it's not bad I think yes what I'm gonna do except ever the last one I got I got the top like the newest one because we're still kind of COVID era so they were like just we'll give you a good deal but that shit's that ship is sailed I think I have the I got a Samsung cuz team Android all day I got the s20 plus and I think they're on like s25 26 now and it's a fucking great phone it is by far the best phone I've ever owned it is fantastic so if you can get one like if you can find one like one of the older ones they're still great and they don't have all that new shit that sort of fucks it up you know right yeah that's why people sell phones on the like Facebook marketplace so much is because people want those like iPhone 7 pluses or whatever like like those ones are hugely popular still oh my god is the iPhone 7 plus the one that was like 11 inches long yeah humongous phone I bought that I I eat it that phone people people love it man it was it knows it was insane it was weight you couldn't put in a fucking pocket it was terrible this guy's not used to handling something that's 10 11 inches so well are you well I mean are you I mean you fucking liar what's that like what's his name by the way yeah how much does he charge you I don't see this my oral original iPhone cuz like you said those things are perfect ain't fit in any pocket yeah these the giant ones I mean I don't even know who makes it I think it's you Samsung guy the ones that you pull out you fucking open it up and it's the size of like a fucking book those are the those are LG I think they're that you mean like the the ones with the screen that opens yeah opens and holds like yeah I don't need a pull out iPad out of my fucking pocket to send a text you know like razor came back too like yeah yeah like razor also makes one of those I think so I did fucking around with the razor it was kind of a cool like the new one it was kind of a cool concept I'm not gonna lie yeah yeah it's I'd be afraid of it breaking because like a no brainer it WCP says he has a pixel 7a that he likes my brother has a pixel to that he like really likes it I'm scared of Google phones cuz I tried to get a what are they called the the laptops the Chromebooks I think they're called yeah I tried like I was buying a laptop I tried to get a Chromebook and it sucked like it is the worst you can't down there programs there's no desktop like I don't see the point in it at all it's basically it's basically a tablet that only connects to Google stuff and you can't do anything else with it so I'm like why did I spend money on this and I literally returned it because it was trash so I did buy yeah I bought a I bought a Chromebook for one of my kids a few Christmases ago and like by the end of Christmas day it was like you want to know what it's just not gonna work we'll just did you take it back yeah same fan just same thing it's not it like you're like oh cool like a laptop for a couple hundred bucks like right on good good shit Google and then you realize you you literally can't do anything on it other than download apps like yeah and by the way only apps that you can download on a an Android so none of the iPhone ones yeah so so that includes iTunes and can't do any of that yeah okay I guess Samsung note WCP mentions that is the biggest phone like before like the big fold out ones the note was the big one because it came with like the the idea was that you had this phone that you could like write messages like with the end like a blackberry that the pencil yeah so like I don't know who does that but whatever and they were expensive as shit too let's look that's like a that's a $1,500 phone like for sure so all right well welcome to the podcast I'm Alex Kingsky tweet at one of us Twitter handles are on the picture join our discord sports brewery and discord if you want to that's a good time you can give us movie suggestions in there give us our list ideas all that stuff it has become a Twitter replacement for me I I don't go to Twitter anymore I let you fools find stories on Twitter and share them at discord for me so you've been missing out on one of those times in history over the last couple days with the JD Vance couch memes yeah have been just two days of just pure joy and hilarity I asked I asked you guys in the discord because you know I didn't want to do the deep dive I didn't want to like really look into what the actual source of the story was I had just been seeing some things on my Instagram and stuff about JD Vance having sex with a couch and I was like so guys just let me know am I to understand JD Vance had sex with a couch is is that that's it that happened and so I have since learned that probably not I don't know he maybe he did well it was it was just something in his stupid book okay about you know what really he wrote a book oh yeah but it's whole thing yeah he'll be Billy effigy he didn't he didn't have sex with a couch it's a manipulation of his words in fairness to the book he fucked up something between couch cushions the same way he manipulated the couch King we're just gonna I'm just saying I'm just I'm just saying I'm just I'm just trying to be an honesty broker here I mean JD Vance tremendous mascara routine the guy looks great drop shadows in the eye he is in amazing like mid-2000s emo rock guy like it is incredible I was I was gonna say ECW level Raven I show you up there you go yeah hurt like just that was a big big thing to come away from the RNC by the way was like the makeup routines of these guys you know like gates like the whole Gates thing with the the plastic surgery and the and the makeup is like man huge takeaway I'm not even speaking speaking of the wrestling angle did you guys see the pictures last night of Trump on his part on his plane watching Biden give his like little short speech where he's like when you know I'm giving up and everyone instantly like holy shit Trump is doing the wrestler watching something backstage pose cuz he 100% walk that is funny it was funny it was funny that's good I said for rough fucked up everything's been there's been some great things coming out of this like I said creative people yeah getting together coming up with funny things yeah like occasionally Twitter is good for something and usually it's when something like this happens and the memes come out it's good like after Biden dropped out I was just kind of going back and forth on the radio dial I was running errands just to kind of hear different perspectives and points Sabbath is not work on the weekends let me tell you no he's way past that Hannity yeah some Hannity I think it was Van Jones and he goes well you know you know in 2016 and into 2020 Trump really won Twitter he won Twitter it's a big reason why you know he won the election indeed didn't win in 2020 but you know what I mean yeah and then he goes and I think this is gonna be the the election where Kamala wins tik-tok I was like oh my god we're such a yeah really we're doing this yeah tik-tok is kind of a it's it's very yeah they're very pro Kamala it's a lot of the same videos which is different twists on him but you know like I don't necessarily want to spend too much time talking about this but no no no no but like it was wild how quick that happened like when when Biden announced that he was gonna drop out and he was endorsing Kamala it took like a half an hour for him to endorse Kamala but like when that happened it was wild how quick everything came out like it's almost like they like the people who make these like GIFs and videos and all these things like they were ready for it right like it really seemed like it because because they were everywhere it then then clips ready quicker than the Secret Service did am I right not at that angle but all right all right movie before I forget on Sunday it is still sequels month it is my movie this week it is aliens plural plural there's more than one alien aliens the follow-up to alien so the Sigourney Weaver joint so it's on max watch it listen to us talk about also next week is a listener movie so I want to see you know I'm not sure if it's dreamy I want to see the Waynes world twos you know start putting out some good ones here at least you know major league back to the minors I wouldn't hate that throw them in the discord come on you know yeah trolls - thank you yeah yeah I've never seen that like all I've done is here I've heard the legend and I haven't seen trolls - the first trolls is literally the most irritated I've ever been in a movie theater I was I I'm here course but yeah kids with kids oh oh oh you're oh you're talking about the animated movie okay yeah there's there's no because there's like that really famous trolls - which is like known as the worst movie ever made yeah not that one the animated one okay yeah but I've still I was just like oh my god if I have to hear Timberlake that roll into a song for the 97th time in the movie I'm gonna I'm gonna do enough shooting enough I hated that movie so much you didn't you didn't find the cupcake glitter shitting charming not no not it did not overtake yeah it was like if you've seen the Barbie movie they do that Dua Lipa lead-in song sure do like a hundred times okay the Justin Timberlake one was just they did it ten times over and I just I hated it I was so mad I think they're still making movies like they're still making trolls movies which is yeah interesting because because because I think a lot of parents are with you like they got very burned out like the the level of how much does my kid like this am I willing to deal with the rest of it like I think ran out for for most parents because because I was the same like I watched the like I watched the world tour one I think it was and then like I think luckily my kid was also out at that point we're just like all right we've we've seen the trick yeah might have aged out of it yeah yeah totally yeah I could by the way like my kids 12 now my kid like would not even come close to saying yes to a turtles movie now I know this is ten not a chance not a chance no fucking way yep no yours are aging into watching aliens now yes no no dude John Wick my kid yeah asked to watch John Wick and we're like we have the fourth one left like how fucking cool is that right I'm like absolutely we can watch John Wick better fuck him believe it oh oh live in the dream guys living in Neeson movies are next live in the dream my kid watches John Wick with me like plays the base like is my kid cool like how does that work like way better than trolls yeah yeah by the way booble says trolls was nothing like cars cars was awesome and then WCP ads cars was an instant classic yeah first one lightning between the second one my name and queen baby once I started delving into the the Mater universe the Materverse yeah when you trade Paul Newman out for more Mater it's a dough dough Mater got a fantastic what a classic line oh my god he's a career career the cable guy do you get it he's a tow truck oh Mater fantastic ride at Disneyland by the way like really really cool ride at Disneyland the car is right like if you go into Disneyland make sure you don't miss that one what world is that in there at the park the Disneyland side is no no it's California adventure California venture Pixar is California adventure like Pixar and Marvel so yeah so spend a day in Disneyland spend a day California adventure I highly recommend it that's what I that's what we ended up doing so we did like I'll say because of the Star Wars area I feel like we saw like half of the actual Disneyland side like we skipped we skipped like the the Mickey Mouse area entirely like we just we didn't go yeah like in the princess area like just you gotta be a pretty like like a little kid right no I mean yes or just like a traditionalist to like really care about the Mickey and princess area like we just don't they don't make those movies anymore they haven't for a very long time and the princesses they make now are brown and upset people so you know whoa whoa yeah if they have a Disney once you go wokie you broke if they're if they have browns like two other wallers to walk into the park yeah yeah so you're one of like nine parks you have right yeah Google says ski is a thousand percent a Disney adult I would love to see you next I would love to see you in the princess world that would be great to see how that goes yeah yeah yeah cotton cotton candy and jelly beans right it's all it is just gone that so that's a reason not to go into that realm those two candies stink whoa jelly beans are legit and I'm finished bullshit I'm with you on that not a jelly bean guy I like jelly beans jelly beans are making yeah wacky things like black clippings dog UTI flavor I don't think they had that one in Harry Potter I'm a generation where butter popcorn was wacky and now they're like the blood taintier tastes like iron dog UTI and they got all those wacky flavors they're like oh you're something gross incredible thing for you to think like I'm not even mad I'm impressed I mean there's a non-zero percent chance that's a real jelly bean yeah non-zero yeah yeah also asking if we're pumped for dead pool and Wolverine I'm going to watch it mm-hmm I will I'm very exactly maybe at the theaters probably at the theaters I was actually mentioning something to Twitter to Damas because the reviews are not great really like well yeah except for like the people that are fully entrenched and it's early it's early like it's whatever so normal normals are hating on it yes okay what do we review is great for the first two even yeah yeah you like yes we're yeah especially the first one like people like I was I was saying to Damas is like all Ryan Reynolds has to do is look in the camera do a mockumentary thing where he just jokes about Marvel multi-verse fatigue and we all go you wonder what don't got it don't got me you got you got me I'm back in because I agree there there there probably is a fatigue level but Deadpool and Wolverine like why wouldn't you want to watch that yes especially all the super nerds with the Wolverine in his like old school costume yeah you know they love that shit yeah no it's huge Jackman and Ryan Reynolds man what's yeah the one to watch like what are we talking about yeah I don't get it yeah no I'm I'm very very much on board so like I don't need to see another Ant Man or anything but you know like Ryan Ryan Reynolds is a trip man like he is the same in everything it he's like so quick that it's it feels like when he's doing interviews like everything is prepared and I know there's like there's people who do that there's like levels of like preparation for interviews and stuff like that but like the jokes he makes are never the same and they're always like so quick and just like they're Deadpool lines like the the shit that Ryan Reynolds says so like the the more I see him because he's doing so much press for this movie the more I'm like like this dude like is the Deadpool character like it's it's nuts yeah but why doesn't that transition into any of his other movies actually being good and or funny yeah that's like Deadpool I agree Deadpool is great he's great as Deadpool if you look at like his catalog there's a lot of shit there's not a lot of good stuff in there waiting yeah waiting in like the first man wilder yeah outside of that what are you hanging your head on a Ryan Reynolds really yeah Deadpool is enough for me like I really did pull yeah if you nail that one roll that's all you got to do yeah blade Trinity would like a word says huckle bent bullet trained he wasn't bullet trained for like 30 was yeah 30 I remember how he now did a cameo in the Deadpool movie so he did a little cameo like it was like 15 seconds okay by the way go go through our back catalog TSB goes to the movies we reviewed bullet train if you'd like to listen to us like this catalog does I've kind of forgot even about Green Lantern Green Lantern yeah was our the one he did with like bridges like RPD or something like that oh yeah our IPD our IPD it's like yeah that's a bad we'll say I did like I did like adventure land I said you have some okay smokin aces oh when Jeremy pivot was at the peak of his the peak of his powers peak pivot on that note like happy 25th anniversary or whatever it is to honor 20th anniversary to entourage starting wolf many shows have not aged as poorly it's entourage what I mean I think most people bailed on it and the last two or three seasons anyway but whoo whoo can I safely say I was never really a big fan of entourage fine like yeah never never really did it for me I don't know just like I said it was one of those things where it was so it was such a new thing those first couple seasons like oh all right it's like I could get behind this for and then it was just the same shit for well and like looking back even if you disregard some alike though oh let's pimp out this guy because we think he's gay or whatever like some of that weird shit even like the Ari gold scenes where he's just like no no no I'm just gonna walk into this billionaire lawyer office and wreak havoc it and that's not happening like you're fired you're fired how fun it was stupid yeah but it was stupid fun it was a simpler time we thought John McCain was the bad guy back then you know it was just it was easy the guy can barely walk WCP says life was good and free guy was good so did he do like do you like six underground was that him I don't know I might be mixing stuff up he went on a run where he where he did like a bunch of a but like high dollar streaming movies that like not a lot of people saw I don't think but he got paid a lot for so what the fuck is life he trying to get credit for any in Martin yeah like that's what I thought it was to go back to Beverly Hills top four tell me Eddie Murphy is not funny in life with Martin Lawrence I'll tell you that he was funny in it no he wasn't funny in life yes so was Martin no Eddie Murphy's not funny he wasn't at at least 2017 movie called life apparently that's not a real thing yeah I got nothing I got nothing all right should we talk sports sports what sports I gotta go do something yeah all right I guess we're not gonna talk about shit all right I guess we're just fucking ducks fucking hmm hey well we got Dylan C's you want to talk about Dylan C's no okay I do former Eugene Emerald Dylan C's throwing a no hitter no okay well if King was here he'd be on me where it's like no hitters aren't I mean they're not like perfect game like it's just like all right you three have five walks great cool game dude yeah yeah okay we're done talking about it booble asked if we want to talk about sex comma baby talk about you and me all the good things and the bad things that may be okay all right I guess not all right going through the rest of the topics here hard knocks I want to talk about hard knocks no I haven't watched it no okay I did I did it's okay yeah yeah yeah I'll say cool thing about this one as opposed to other ones is its entirely preseason roster building so like they're they haven't shown any players like nothing yeah it's it's all the GM it's all dable it's all like you know getting ready for the draft and you know free agency stuff and trying to resign guys and all that shit it's like none of it has been the actual training camp which is very different because you know training camp just started right like wasn't it yeah this week well I mean there's there's a NFL football game next week yeah that Hall of Fame game is next Thursday is it really and then preseason I believe is the following week huh maybe yeah following week I believe is it yeah so it's I mean they're practicing they're practicing they're just deciding not to show them practicing which is crazy like which I'm fine I I'm cool with one of the things that he the most is off-season NFL I could give a shit about off-season NFL shit but I do think I do think the roster building part of it is interesting and it's it's interesting they're actually showing them having those discussions like like Mara walking in and talking about how losing saquon Barkley would like destroy them with their fans because he's easily the most popular player and then like a week later he signs not only somewhere else but with Philly and like like watch looking at the owner's reaction to that happening is like interesting I don't know it's something we haven't really seen before yeah I don't I haven't seen you know the number the numbers out of it do people actually care about this stuff you know the behind the scenes stuff I haven't watched any of it yet but I have heard the NFL nerds in the podcast world really like it they do like it all right it's better because because like watching the training camp and hearing Liv Schreiber talk about like players we don't give a fuck about is old like we've seen that like we have seen that to death so just literally anything else is is interesting I do figure it has to be somewhat interesting because Mike Florio keeps on making posts and getting on his TV show and his podcast like this still has to stop it's too behind the scenes this is bad for the shield it's bad for the humans involved and it's Mike Florio I mean if anything he says I kind of just generally disagree yeah go go the other way with it yeah it is like it is gonna be interesting because you when the Giants inevitably suck and you see how they got to the point where they started to suck it's all gonna go on the GM and he is like there's receipts of all the dumb shit you did in the off season so like speaking of Mike Florio have any of you guys seen any of his little like the clips that kind of short clips go viral on socials in the last month or two I'm sort of like you like I avoid him like he's he very clearly just got a very nice kitchen remodel because now he does all of his hits literally from his kitchen I have that wait and it's beautiful I would be the same thing man I would do this but it's like all right man we got it we get it you're really really rich and your kitchen's awesome but so is the ninth bedroom in your house go there jerk oh wow we're I can see that thousand dollar bottle of wine in the back you asshole I gotta say like as much as I don't like the one's a flex I was absolutely do it I'm not denying it I'm not denying I'm just saying it's peak on brand for Florio I don't know what I would do in that situation actually like like what I use my powers for good or evil one of one of those situations like evil if you're online it's evil yeah it's like cuz I've never had money like that before and so like maybe I wouldn't maybe I'd be classy and like have a den with some like nice brown furniture behind me or something but yeah you have to watch out because it can backfire you remember that like I know that broad that did the like political thing from her kitchen that just got like absolutely destroyed oh Katie Britt from yeah so there are time it's like oh yeah you're doing this trying to like you know be with like the oh the middle the you know the middle last yeah the normies yeah that was in dollar kitchen now it's like oh Florio what the fuck are you gonna say you're gonna complain about some NFL guys sitting out for the money yeah you got your two hundred thousand dollar kitchens like yeah fuck out of here guy no I know if I'm gonna do it a great kitchen if I'm gonna do it I will have established that I made money he just doesn't look comfortable when he does it he's it looks like he's sitting in a chair where he's like oh this hits gotta only be like 10 minutes because it's and it's not comfortable but damn look at my backdrop I was noticing that with because landing was on McAfee for like 45 minutes this week and I was noticing that with him too like the chair he was sitting in looked really fucking uncomfortable like when speaking of landing how about you how about you stop sucking zins and CBD free rolls with Pat McAfee and start winning on the recruiting trail again you nerd bum like you're saying it's like a fourth guy is decommitted today there's another guy who needs committed today and another one's gonna bout to decommit to Tennessee how about you do your job Daniel don't care about your cinnamon zins with Pat slappy and the juice just fucking do your job cheat on the trail yeah you know you know it's very different Dan is getting high-level recruits and keeping them yeah you want easier give him a hundred thousand dollars in June and watch a walk yeah well Zaren's and go get some Lamborghini's like Texas man figure it out yeah so they lost a guy too today is Texas mmm is what I'm saying clearly he's just not using that infinite NIL money oh I fucked it fuck Rick new Heisel by the way I was new I was using him cuz he's the messenger who sent it I love how people are acting like he's a good faith guy who has any like a any like in on the Oregon program and be like him and Oregon haven't been at each other's throats you know through various times since 1996 what are we doing this what do we act like Rick and I know why it's the internet I get it but Jesus shut up Rick shut up booble says Oregon can give away cyber trucks please don't no all right no I saw it in the wild the other day that was kind it was they're very like flat like there's no there's no obviously there's no curves but like there's no damn seventh seventh grade locker room talk yeah yeah yeah curves on that thing no she's so flat your mama's so flat the flat jokes what a time your mama has a glass eye with a fish in it no but back back to the knock thing I wonder if people are liking that now because of you know psychopaths like you two that playing NCAA and you spend five hours doing all the behind this no kind y'all recruiting and shit don't play a game for 15 minutes nope I I bailed on my offline dynasty played three games it went with Wyoming I went man I don't got the energy to fucking send a guy a DM and tell them that I'm now losing five hours of recruiting time and I just went I'm not playing it I'll play an online one yeah yeah I realized and I love like I mentioned the discord the road to the CFP playing random people online that's funny like I mentioned in the discord a couple days ago I don't use the headset and people are very like open once they realize you don't and so yesterday I was listening to a guy and it was his wife girlfriend whatever and they're about ten minutes and are talking about one of his friends and it goes through your TV by the way so TV I can hear him clear his day and he was like yeah of course she's with him he's got a nine and a half inch dick and I was just like oh Erica come here and he's just like yeah it's fucking enormous and it's you she's like oh whatever isn't even Greg whatever is it great shut up shut up that's not why she's with him and he was just cracking up like I could hear you man I can hear you that's what you just plugged the headphone in real quick and find out some I should have just said hell yeah oh baby yeah I just get dipped well foggy you don't know King yeah you do you have a PlayStation if you play online stuff like that PlayStation controllers have like a speaker in the controller in the control you hear people I am talking to their mics in your control well I played ghost of Tsushima and like part of that game they have sound coming through the controller for some of the moves you do and stuff like that that blew my fucking mind like that is what that is one of the coolest things I've ever experienced in a video game in my whole life is when I'm when I'm playing that and I did a move and like the wind like does something on the TV and then the sound of the wind goes through my controller I'm like what the fuck just happened like is that a proprietary thing PlayStation has a question is Xbox just being like shit we can't admit defeat by adding that feature I that's probably more to do with it is just they did it first you can't bite them maybe like the next you know the next Xbox that comes out in like a year or two it'll just have that then but they couldn't do it instantly right away oh god that's cool god it's cool it has a cool feature man yeah controller is having about a three-hour fucking shelf like that is that is yes so how do you guys do that cuz with Xbox I got the chargers like I got the the you know like on Amazon I paid like 30 bucks got like the rechargeable battery thing so I just have one constantly plugged in I have like three or four different options for it so if one dies I just replace it with another one whatever PlayStation you is there anything you can do other than just plug it in like can you buy those things for the PlayStation controller I don't think you can I don't I don't I don't think they have external battery stuff yeah no you just have to plug it in right I just have two controllers and just swap them oh yeah okay I just have one of those station things and it's just kind of they get swapped in and out fair enough it's just they do they do use like a C plug-in like a cell phone charger basically so you could plug it in if you have like a lightning cable pretty much not lightning lightning's Apple man well it's a similar plug-in to it is that that like no yeah yeah cell phone expert over here yeah we by the way like we've talked about it a little bit in the discord about starting our our dynasty so online dynasty so I haven't done an offline dynasty either like I just I'm not I'm I'm like figuring the game out I don't know if I want to commit that much time well to it yet who wants to do that well I usually do like back in the day I would do that I want to spend four hours in between games you play well it's not four hours but like back in the day back in the day I was nerdy about the recruiting and I would totally do that stuff and like if we do our online dynasty I'll probably get into it and a little competitive juices totally totally so cuz when it's when it's offline I'm like who the fuck am I impressing by talking to shamrock McGrew like I don't care if I win this kid start through cares my walls aren't very impressed by that right so so by the way like listener if you're hearing this and you're interested sportsbury discord like get in there let us know if you're not already in there if you want to be on the Xbox dynasty with us because we're thinking to start and went up I don't know what conference we're gonna do like generally like you would do like the same conference so you have to play each other or something like that but I don't know we'll figure it out get in there let us know if you're down oh obviously gonna do a do the big ten and do a lottery to who picks what teams yeah you like we could do that or we could do something like Mountain West D or something like that conference USA I don't know I don't know people says Mac so I know I'm the number one Mac guy in this podcast so except your PlayStation boy so I would not be playing they don't do date for some reason you can do cross play on everything other than the online dynasty mode which is crazy so I have played the game now no yes yes so you know pretty pretty extensively the I'd a lot of play now stuff and then playing on the plane online what's it it's road to glory is that it where you play road of the road of the CFP road of the CFP where you play people online random games so you can't it defense isn't like basically impossible so you so every like basically everything you said last week that we're giving you shit for like is true like like defense like if you play all American like defense is really really hard if you play Heisman you're going to loose like you just yes oh I don't even I don't even venture down that route I don't know who does that yeah the other night I played my 10 year old I was Arizona he was Penn State he played on junior varsity I played on all American oh I was down a 34 to nothing like that and I was like huh this is the the variants between I was like he might win because all Americans hard in junior varsity's or freshman whatever it's called whatever the lowest one is is kind of a joke yeah it's it's insane the difference usually yeah I think he beat me 62 nothing I kind of gave up in the second half it just ran the ball the middle so on the game to end but it was very clear from the job running they were very much faster than my Wildcats it was not fun a couple things like I so WCP is a presentation is fantastic game plays poop I sort of echo that some of the gameplay is really fun something I have a problem with though is like you know everybody does no huddle I hate that I do no huddle and when you do no huddle you can only use the same formation you just ran a play out of and you only get four plays to choose from from the no huddle and they're the same four plays every single time I just go Tampa - that's that's wrong that's that's just good that's not that's not in the game EA like that's that's wrong like and by the way it's that's not the way it used to be like when you used to do no huddle in like 2014's version of this game like you could select whatever formation you want and if somebody's at a position then they're not gonna be very good on that play and like so be it I think I think there's a couple things they really need to fix when they start doing updates clearly it's like the it's the defense and the fact that you're no matter how good your players are you they're not tackling and they're not covering they're getting beat by guys they should not get beat by and then the you know the difference in the skill levels and all that and then just like revamping the plays themselves like and because again that's not how college football works well like I would say good like last week ski ski did a callback from like NCAA 2004 where I would just run Cody Pickett to Reggie Williams on a streak and it was a glitch you literally you could not stop it was a touchdown every time and there is a play for Oregon it's a camera with the players but it's ever restored all by himself and he just runs a streak and if and you can just look at the safety if he takes even a step forward whether it's the computer or playing someone random if he doesn't drop back immediately all you have to do is just throw it right away and it's a catch every time every time and it's not even a good ball by Dylan Gabriel half the time like there are certain things where like the glitch is just a little much like I remember a couple days ago I was playing someone online he was getting so pissed because if he didn't he eventually caught on and just was that safety and just ran deep every play because if it was just an auto touchdown every single time or not a touchdown necessarily but a completion every time well hopefully you could have the other end of that is like ski fergs running a little seam right to where that safety would be too so you have to do is if he jumps you just hit you know you don't have to you just you know that's what that is we've been concerned about Dylan Gabriel in the video like in real life because of the video game I don't like being Dylan Gabriel because my brain does not work with the lefty QB I know he's a lefty and every single time I still when I drop back I look to my right it's just my natural and I cannot shake it like I'm better with I've even played with a bunch of teams but without that Evan Stewart kind of cheat code I'm pretty bad with Dylan Gabriel I mean how many you've had so many reps says a right-handed QB I know right and expect to go to the lefty no you're free right right yeah a lot of a lot of tez Johnson drag routes for me yeah and by the way like out of no huddle of t-ferg is a big option like but so by the way like as soon as I sort of like when I started figuring it out is when I started doing the things I used to do like 10 years ago which is like never ever bring your safeties up because if you bring your safeties up you're gonna get beat deep like no matter what like you just are and like adjust so like you know those like pre-play adjustments on defense and stuff where you can like move your guys across or whatever and then predict plays and stuff like that like actually figuring out how to do that can actually help you on defense like you there's no reason you should give up any rushing yards whatsoever like because that's sort of the weird thing too is like the the computer cannot run the ball against you but they cannot be stopped throwing the ball so you know again that's something they're gonna need to figure out and then like on offense if you're doing the no huddle like because you're limited to those four plays I just like I changed the wide receiver routes and and do all that shit and a lot like because they're so fast just drag routes across the field like nobody can nobody can keep with tez or steward or hold in and then it's yeah the one play I consistently hate when I'm on defense is that little pop pass I'll play someone and once they figure out it works nothing you can do yeah I'll see them you know going in motion and I'll just take you know Jordan birch or bossa whoever and just widen them out on the other side it doesn't matter doesn't matter it kind of really doesn't matter and by the way like you yourself make a great play and get in position and hit the tackle button you're not tackling anybody yeah you can't tackle in this game you can't I mean just hit people no no I think you like with Oregon the only consistent defensive players are for me Derek Harmon will tackle you yeah number four I think he will tackle you and whoever Shamar Vickery is number 46 that mother fucker drops into a zone and will pick everything I don't that's gotta be a fake person it's one of the transfers yeah is it transfer you know it's one of the transfers that they didn't who's not in the game they didn't license okay so they're trying to Google Shamar Vickery number 442 number 42 is it it's probably the dude who like came from Arizona or whatever right no idea the linebacker they got yeah whatever and Gary Bryant Jr. also not in the game because you notice that right away because he's the main kick returner for the Ducks and you're like who the fuck is that guy like Robinson or whatever number 40 number 46 46 and I did see I didn't really look into it but I saw it today someone said rosters were updated and none of the duck players who opted back in updated so we'll see good to know yeah they're about to do like they're about to do like a regular game update to have you had any problems with like the EA servers just not working yep yeah I've tried tried to try to play it like and not updating like the road to the college football playoff or whatever like you the game will finish and then your your rankings won't update and the the win loss won't update and so I actually like I played a game the dude quit and then I started the next game and before the next game could start it was like it I found my opponent it was loading it was getting ready to go it cut out of it and then gave like the congratulations on winning this game screen for the previous game and so they're it's a little glitchy little glitch is your guy quit as in a DNF or was it a this user concedes the game to you no it was a DNF yeah we got a kid this this user concedes and it was like I see of you yeah tip of the there was like there was like a minute left there was no chance he could win but yeah he just concedes oh good for him that's how you get good ratings like playing people online that's how that should happens classy all right when you gonna get it ski here in a bit yeah it is it is buggy and it is not it is not done yeah when you say that first big patches it's like this week right all right yeah yeah once I see what if everyone's cool with it after this patch things like one thing they're not now stating the things I talked about that is not part of the what they're doing gameplay is not being changed so one thing from the announcer standpoint that bugs me is if you're a transfer player you could be a first-year transfer second-year transfer like Jordan Birch when he makes a tackle if you listen and it's a restate this game or I think it's restate this yep oh here's a tackle in the backfield by the freshmen the the transfer guys get by the freshman all the time oof it's weird they never really say with offensive players it's with the defensive players then I've noticed and maybe my ear just hasn't picked up on it entirely but a lot of the defensive guys that have transfers it's by the freshman and it's just very bizarre on that note like so much of the pub for this game going into it coming out was Fowler and Herb Street and I have not had one game with Fowler and Herb Street and to get your game up yeah it has to be I haven't either it has to be the game of the week yeah you got it you got to get up there to get yeah so who you guys getting in a lot of a lot of David Paula Jesse Palmer yep yeah I don't mind Palmer I don't know like yeah Paula kills me I mean you know me I'm a big golden bachelor guy so and another oh another thing I've noticed is a team will score near the end of the first half and they will say well it's a good thing they put something up at the end of the game it's like there's 45 seconds left in the first half I call strategic defensive timeout and they will say well I guess the not sure what they're doing there maybe they needed to make sure everybody was on the field it's like well no there's like an obvious reason I just call the timeout like clock like what yeah exactly no like so there's like 45 seconds left I make a defensive stop it's fork down I call timeout because I want to try to score that's what they'll say like yeah again there just shit they got to clean up it is like when it's fun it's really fun it's fun yes so maybe when they finish it'll be a great game we'll see yeah ski you got to get you got to get a box by the way so we can do the dynasty definitely not buying an Xbox to you don't own an Xbox never owned an Xbox tower look at this door it's Howard yeah nerd nerd that's great before we get into the list or whatever yeah real quickly do you guys have any comments give a shit on the NBA not being on TNT but picking Amazon Prime instead and the NBC slash peacock package this year or next year going forward so explain to me like the actual deal because I saw online it's it there's Amazon ESPN and NBC right yes so Amazon gets I think the games that would be on TNT the first day and NBC and peacock are doing I think NBC will maybe have a little bit more but on Sundays I believe for the football season ends they're doing two big games one will always be on NBC and they'll both always be on prime and so it's like Sunday they're trying to own Sundays after the football season I think Mike Turico is the lead voice on NBC over for like peacock I mean I've wind about buying a million streamers before but peacock is like they're really like getting like fully into it because they're getting too many things that's gonna force well but the weird thing the cool thing about the Sunday games is they're manipulating the schedule so for the early game it's and granted if you're not a fan of one of these teams it's terrible but it's basically the early game will be about like six teams on the East Coast to the Midwest and then the late game will be about four or five teams on the West Coast so you'll get a shit ton of Lakers Warriors sons Nick's he you'll sell ticks you're gonna get the banger teams and they're gonna force those good games on Sunday which is I think good I feel like that's good I mean they're never gonna they play 82 games they're never gonna be ratings monsters but like even like those ABC Saturday games man when you flip on him you know in this in the early late winter early spring and it's fucking nuggets who I know they just won title but it's then it's still the nuggets and it's like nuggets verse wizards you're like I could pass but if we force two good teams to play kind of in on that we know players will sabotage you by sitting out eventually but or the ideas I like the idea of I know again big markets crammed down your throat sorry no one wants to watch the fucking blazers and Kings play basketball I know and the Kings are even okay but no one gives a fuck about the pelicans either I'm sorry I guess this would have been great like six years ago when people actually cared about watching the NBA that was what I mean now and stuff it's just like well but I'm wondering if this is like a this is like a an answer to the ratings sagging is there like you know what every Sunday you're getting you're getting and again I know people won't like it but you're getting Celtics heat and Warriors Lakers like shove down your throat so does Mavs you know Knicks sixers okay okay okay I'm good with that because like even like ESPN's come to the NBA I mean it just loses me because it is so often like I hate you know they're they're they're they're how they their coverage has always been terrible I mean you go back to like the heel era Bill Simmons being the number one guy because everything came back the 86 Celtics it was just atrocious they've never done it right I guess Stephen A Smith kind of gets ratings but it's but but that's for the circus show it's not actually like basketball analysis I did see a thing I don't know how true it is that with TNT not getting it that ESPN's gonna throw a shit ton of money at Chuck and those guys to try to I don't think EJ's ever gonna leave TNT so that kind of ruins the whole show for me but if you get Barkley and Shaq and whoever Vince Carter in there Kenny and I don't know that's something better that that ESPN doesn't have they don't have anything close to we yeah we do not need to see Michael Wilbon ever you said I know we have 34 and nine in the first half but let me tell you what the it's like shut up yet 34 and nine in the first half shut up Michael Wilbon I know the game is tied he had 34 and nine whoever the player is shut the fuck up shut the fuck up the vibe is so different like ESPN and TNT like this just the way the setup is like the the TNT just the the the long desk the four people they nothing is quick it's all off the top of their head like ESPN is so overproduced at this point I find it really hard to watch anything they do I think that's that's the first talk that's what he's been that's a set TNT apart and that's why there it's such it was such like a special show is because it was just them ad-libbing to highlights like nothing was written out nothing was like a sponsored segment they just do it they'd come back they're in the middle of bullshitting with each other like that's that's awesome and like you like ESPN try so hard to keep everything uniformed into a schedule that TNT like they had their commercial breaks they had to get to but it was like eh we'll get to it when we're done bullshit they just post commercial sometimes is go and we're going to you know they're still talking they just yeah and like even like they're they're branded segments it just kind of says like presented by Kia on the board they're not like yeah there's not a Coors light train that you brought to my Coors light you know chugga chugga chugga chugga and earnings ESPN's Frank Frankly Ernie Frankly Ernie like he is the difference because ESPN doesn't have a host like that and I don't know what they could would do it or like I said Ernie's not leaving TNT yeah I don't know who could you know control everything like he does he sets the vibe and he's not sure what it is yeah and he's sneaky like one of the funniest people on that show too and he turns in every now and then yep but in the difference you're saying also King with why I think ESPN's coverage is so bad too is look at TNT's you have Ernie who's you know Hall of Fame guy and then three legit ex NBA players I don't want to listen to Steven a in will bond they didn't play I don't give a shit what the fuck they have to say at all about it and they have one it's like it's like JJ retics are one like ex player in there it's like great and I mean that's the one guy we got to go to for like our in-depth NBA coverage yes the thing too is like ESPN is so pot committed to Steven a that like they have to put them on everything and yeah it's it's burnout he's not entertaining like yeah he can be he can be I like when he is like actually analyzing I've heard him be good like when he tries to be entertaining and funny and a character like I can't stand it like it's he well he males in the NBA he if he's not at the LA studios or in a hotel in Miami with the green stream green screen behind him he mails it in if he's on set in Bristol or New York or whatever dude does not care and then yeah you're making 20 million a year I get it I wouldn't care either yep now for sure now again and he's and he's working 350 days a year yeah he works too much I think a fucking break Stephen a we don't want to see you for every fucking sport every day like give us some time off about these guys I do love when they asked even a about like college football and all he says is role tied Steven they're not they're not in the title game huh well it should be the only thing I do love about him is just this hate for the Cowboys yeah I'm on board with that laughing when they lose yeah that bit is the only bit I like and that's yeah and skip Bayless who loves the Cowboys his he's being being kicked out of kicked off of Fox Sports in the summer his career is over is that why I saw I got some of like Beatles getting hired by is it by FS1 Michelle beetle yeah yeah I think she's gonna do the Craig carton she's back let's go yeah so her her like NDA slash hush money from ESPN out yeah I just weren't a Max Kellerman got 20 months worth of payment from ESPN to not work that's why no one has heard of him since Stephen a fired him from first take because he doesn't have to work he could go to HBO boxing once a month yes yes you can do that kind of stuff but like I think Laura is joining you know the undisputed or whatever it's called see that's the other thing is like I love Kellerman but I don't want to hear Kellerman talk other sports other than boxing I'll listen to talk boxing all day but I don't why do I care about your opinion on it really talking boxing we got to wrap this up yeah but the peak Max Kellerman clip for me is like the 2018 NBA finals and like who would get the last shot Steph Curry LeBron James or Kevin Durant he's like give me a good time no great shooter Andre you know there's nine Hall of Famers on the floor with Kyrie Kevin Law did he mean Robert do we mean Robert or he is that we know he's talking about no no he had the stats all lined up it was great that's funny okay yeah let's get to our list so we did get a request from booble and WCP to talk about the floating duck in Indy oh we totally missed out bit we did big 10 media day just altogether we sort of missed out on next week well just how about just this like a couple things to note it was cool seeing Yogi Roth on the big 10 network that's nice good for him so Adam sin and Yogi Roth from Pac-12 network to big 10 network on board like Yogi was like one of the hosts when they interview coaches and stuff on the show it was cool to see and good for them for hiring him the ducks had the big inflatable duck on the white river is that what it's called it's an indie there's a good chance it is yeah yes it is called the white can you name I guess you know what whatever like is there a more indie name to a river than the white river that's it they did a big inflatable duck I don't know what's it did all that get upstate but any of that matter after DeShawn Foster really so I have I haven't watched it like like you guys shared it like that sort of thing is like watching a horrific leg injury to me like I don't want to watch it like it's it it it it bordering on like the Scott's Tots kind of thing yes yeah and was was that the first was that the first thing from Big Ten 80 day that was day I believe he didn't open up the hole because they know all right so he went out there and just like didn't have his speech right here the teleprompter wasn't working or what was going on it was like hey let's super excited to be here it's a nightmare uh can't tell you how it's uh uh hey we're UCLA no one knows a lot about us and then long pause because I think he thought people would laugh no and not he was pause pause we're from LA with with USC any questions it is like that is literally a nightmare for it was it was bad most of the was crazy population like what's crazy I saw clips of him doing something I'm like Sirius XM and on some other you know whatever that day like right after and he was perfectly fine by man he got out there he looked around and went oh the lights they're too bright tone up the lights right do bright turn them off ah I can't handle it oh man all right so boo-boo also mentions Mike yam to the CW hammer yep so good for good for yammer getting getting some where I'm fortunate that it is the CW cuz in the leaves whatever bro sitting you know holding spot till he gets a better gig soon hopefully amen amen so who's who's the other guy who's gonna be like actually calling CW games it's like a Breneman guy I'm Breneman I'm Breneman yeah the guy who got I just want to take a minute to apologize I don't know when I'm gonna put on this headset again whether it's for the Reds or with my my partners at Fox in the NFL this is not who I am or who I've ever been I consider myself myself a man of faith and that's gonna be a whole run to left field by costianos so that guy gonna be calling some beef games this year folks have you seen the thing it's a Cassianos has hidden home runs on like all the pain like the Trump the Trump assassination day Cassianos get a bomb the breading when someone broke it down there was like six or seven instances of like world news like even when he was in the minors he hit a bomb like the night Obama said like you know like we got so here for anyone out there next time something big yeah in the world in the news you hammer Cassianos home run prop hammer it DJ ends let's go yeah DJ ends unite alright list and let's end the fucking podcast we've been here forever our list this week with a college football 25 which is the official name of it being out and nobody being able to play defense on it top three things easier than defense on college football 25 ski you haven't played college football 25 but I bet you can think of some things that would be easier started my number three being a teenager teenage male and try to lose your virginity I think being like a 40 something year old and trying to lose your identity my number three is dropping Hulu good luck getting rid of Hulu if you want to get rid of Hulu it is impossible they have live sports so I know yep alright my number three thing easier to do is shaking off the stigma known as being the couch fucker never gonna go away well never but that guy definitely fuck the couch I mean that guy fucks couches if anyone fucks couches it's that fucking guy that fucking guy fucks couches three's from the chat booble says rocket science WCP says rebuilding a small blocks chevy v8 yeah alright what you got getting into Portland State University is that like a is that a deep cut for you like that is a deep cut okay all right it's not just completely bagging on the bikes there no okay all right let's see my number two winning a soccer match as the US men's national team because they're bad and they're not going to be not bad ever okay my number two thing easier to do is putting together an Ikea table you know like I've ordered things online a bunch recently and they start they've started sending tools like like actual little Phillips screw drivers with with the sets now you know because usually they're like you know you that's is all you need to put this together is like a flat editor of Phillips or whatever and they started including these little ass like Phillips head screwdrivers with them and they are like the biggest pieces of shit you've ever seen in your life like it is a waste of whatever the hell they made them out of at least you got a screwdriver usually they send you that tiny ass fucking Allen wrench and expect you to wrench like 70 fucking bolts together on it with that thing yeah I learned way too late in life to just get an electric screwdriver like just have one like never ever ever ever ever screw anything in with just your hands like there's no there's no reason we're grownups did that earlier today man hold it harder man all right we're good I mean hopefully you got that one with that like magnetic tip to where you know you got damn right nothing true because I'm a man and I'm in my 40s like it and I get a magnet screwdriver damn it where are we out on the list who's up do it is it the did you do your Tuesday yeah okay twos from the chat booble says keeping the Eugene M's in town too soon too soon way too soon for that way too soon WCP says rebuilding a carburetor I'm sensing a theme sensing a theme all right what's your one the University of Oregon winning a national championship and all sport the balls the ball was trippy for football though I was riffing even though I guess they didn't get it they did win a golf title if yeah they did and acro tumbling not too long ago I golf and all the time like school come on man all right my number one is full circle avoiding JD Vance's sexual advances as a piece of furniture that is well cherry from a peelies playhouse just have to say it's she's seen some things it's not not all furniture it's only couches only couches is that is that the app going by that up right now you're are we are we gonna start up and only couches account and that's funny ski screw you guys that's it's funny only couches is funny thank you number one from the chat booble says maintaining interaction for longer than four hours thank you yeah I was holding on for that WCP says rebuilding an alternator I don't know why that's I don't know why man he got me with those honorable mention rebuilding a rotary engine he says I mean wasn't been there I mean I mean built a lot of engines there's a good engine some American engines finest engines I've done like an oil change in my life twice I think that's the most I've actually done under the hood of a car replaced a battery once yeah put in a couple starters I think that's the hardest thing I've done is put in stars that's good that's good I've I have a Prius I can't do anything with it like forget it like the hood is a mystery to me like never gonna happen so all right we good Sunday the movie is aliens it is on max watch it listen to us talk about it twitch.tv/abrog87 if you're if you're still listening to this and you don't know about that 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