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Greenlight.com/drinkandbros (dramatic music) Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drink and Bros. Fate" news with Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G with The Traveler. (dramatic music) How you feel? - Good. - Good, yeah? - Field reporter, Hot Boss. And Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to "Fake News." Yeah, welcome to "Drink and Bros. Fate" news, everybody. Bringing you the realest, fakest news of the week. Got some real news here at the top to Anthony. The very top of the show. Ryan Mills out here hitting these streets for a hard AF seltzer. Pull up the new website, Bob. It looks nice. Andrew did a great job with that. And we're putting people to work, dude. Getting people going. We got specs in Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, Colleen, McAllen, Texas, Houston, Texas. Troop, I believe it's Troop or Trout, perhaps. - I don't care. - Nah, me neither. Never been there. - Never going. - But whoever lives there, congratulations. Witch of Taw Falls. Total Wine and B-Cave just got stocked up. Jesse, let's go. And then we got a tasting alert. Friday, tomorrow night's July 26. Total Wine and Alliance and Fort Worth from 4 to 7 p.m. 3101 Texas Sage Trail Fort Worth, Texas. Giving out some merch there. Ryan Mills will be giving you free booze in the stores. And then HEB's, New Bronze Fools, San Angelo, Lubbock, Belair, Waxahatchee. Did I finally get that right, Bob? - Nailed it. - Thank you. Bless you. And only took me what, four shows? Four shows to do it. Quero, Humboldt, Texas, Oasis Licker and Cypress. Seagulls off Greenville Ave in Dallas with more twin liquors at Seagulls locations opening soon. Hammer, Kroger's in Houston. We love Houston. We love the Kroger's in Houston. Yes, I will hammer those Kroger's. We want to get into fucking Kroger's nationally, dude. - Do you think it's an oversight that twin liquors doesn't have an NIL deal with those broads from the Miami basketball team? - They should. I think they'd laugh though, right? - Yeah, they're gone. - Well, one of them is currently banging Carson Beck. So look for-- - Stop it. - So look for Georgia to win it all. - They're not going to win it all. That's too big of a distraction. - She's not that big. - Pop, pop her up. Is there a pick of those two? That's way too big of a distraction. - I mean, they're blonde and athletic in two phases, so. - And he's pretty ugly. - Yeah. - Yeah, but he's really ugly. - He's a fucking quarterback. It doesn't matter what he looks like. - But still, your confidence, dude, is going to be down when you're dating somebody outside your league. - Nah, I think that raises it. You get to walk around in public with this broad, whether you're fucking Pac-Mark's guard face. - Yeah. - I think that's-- - I disagree. - I think she lives him up. She's lifting him up, dude. - And if they break up mid-season, that's-- - That'll be a problem, yeah. - Georgia loses the national championship. They just lost the national championship. That makes me happy. - Poutine-powered, give us 20 bucks, is hard enough coming to New England, money for sabotaging Gary's toilet once his shower is fixed. That's not a bad idea. - That's not a bad idea. - I haven't even thought about sabotaging the rest of Gary's life. - Are these the lovely ladies of Miami, Hurricane? - Yeah, Cavender twins, I think. - Yes, the Cavender twins. - Yeah. - All right, and are they still in school and were they any good at basketball, or were they just hot? What's the answer? - They're okay. One of them was good. Okay, the other one was kind of a scrub, I think, but they also have some kind of anterior pelvic tilt going on right there. That's not how a healthy human body looks. The one in the front is okay. The one in the back is trying to make her butt look bigger, and that's not how a human being stands. So, I don't know which one it is he's dating. If it's the one on the left in the bikini picture, then probably gonna have a good season. If it's the one on the right, she's too self-conscious herself, and she's gonna cause problems. - It's not there. - I'm just reading the body language, brother. - You gotta get two bodies in the same photo with the ass out. That's tough, because it's a vertical on-- - That is not a problem for anybody that is in the skinny white girl. - They're still playing. - They're still playing. - I thought one of them left to transfer somewhere else. - So, they were on the transfer market. But, so, I actually wanted retired, entered the transfer portal, but then decided to stay in Miami, and now they're both playing for Miami this season. - I mean, honestly-- - Neither leave your identical to either. - Well, that too, but neither one of these girls is playing in the WNBA, and they already have really good NIL deals. Also, why would you leave Miami? If you're a fucking young hot girl, why would you go any, if you're a young hot girl and you have the opportunity to play a sport at Miami, get educated for free for it, why the fuck would you do anything else? - Arizona State. - No. - No, there's no fucking beach in Arizona State. - It's not that. - It is that. - It's the allure of Arizona State. - Now, these girls spend every weekend on some rich dudes' yacht. - Also-- - Because of how such thing is doing that. - The allure of Arizona State. - The allure of Arizona State is for dudes. Wherever these women go, it is Arizona State for them. - Also, police parties-- - Yes, parties, and Scottsdale. Talk about rich dudes in-- - I know, I know. - And they're yachts in the desert? No. These girls wanna be on boats, man. - I don't think so. - Miami, they don't have a real collegey feel to it. - Here's-- - You want college, you want a college experience? - No, you wanna live in a real city and go to nice places. If you're-- - Do that later on in life. - No, if you're making money already, you don't need to live in a poor city. - I'd say Phoenix is not a real city. - Ah, yeah, it sucks, dude. For real, Phoenix is terrible. - Fucking love, Phoenix. - Yeah, I know, because you're fucking way trashed. - Yeah. - That's exactly where you need to be. - Scottsdale is where I need to be. - It is, yeah. - We all agree on that. - I never said agree with that, I just, it's not for me, you know? - That's not for everyone. - Yeah, but why would they go anywhere else, to be honest? - Yeah. - And Miami's a fun canvas. - You know, I've never been to the canvas, sir. We went to the game and, you know, not a great fan base in there. - Jamison need to hardly have to make its debut in Arizona. - Agree. - We'll agree, yes, yes. - We're working on the rest of the West Coast States. - The West Coast States area as well, are right at the top of the list. It's just a matter of when it falls into place with the legal stuff and with the distributors accepting new price. - Correct. - So it's not all up to us, it's not like we're not trying. - Yeah. - What's the Tri-State area? There's so many Tri-State areas. - There's only one Tri-State area. - There's no more Tri-State area. - There's no more Tri-State area. - It's Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and fucking New York. - Correct. - There's only one Tri-State area. - Okay, that's it. - Nothing else is acceptable. - What, who calls something else a Tri-State area? I'll fight people right now. - There's only different areas. Who is the Ohio rep for hardy F? - It is Heidelberg. - Heidelberg. - Hit them up, call them, hammer them, shit. If I had their number in front of me, I'd drop it right here. - He says it can help with Southern Ohio, he's got a lot of connections and some from Chilla County. - Oh, Chilla County. Hell yeah. I can smell that paper plant from here, brother. I know Chilla County. - It's that stink of Chilla coffee is in the air right now. - Yeah, yeah. - A little bit of soul friend, it smells like a paper. It's a giant paper. - I'm guessing he knows a bunch of bars and shit or something Dustin does. So yeah. - Heidelberg, brother. - Heidelberg, brother. - Reach out to him. Also, I don't know which Ohio State game we're going to yet, but we're going to be doing a tailgate there at some point and doing a live show, but also every home game, Richard Dinnoff will be there with big-ass hard AF tents everywhere. So if you link up with Richard Dinnoff and you can find him and drink it with sports, they throw a tailgate at every Ohio state game. - It is a massive Ohio State tailgate. - It's usually like- - Six tents? - Six tents wide, yeah. - He's got a full fucking DJ. Like, it's a goddamn experience. - All the food and booze. There's a lady that makes like a thousand jello shots and a bunch of different flavors for every single game. - Every single game. - It's crazy. - You get robbed. - It's the best tailgate. The only one that even came close for me was- - Tony Tamperella. - LSU, because of those fucking sandwiches that he made. - Yep. - Muffilata sandwiches. - And then the Kansas City Chiefs for the NFL are listeners out there who threw that tailgate with a fucking bomb as well and I don't want to, I don't want to. - To be honest, I only associate tailgating with college football. I don't even think about the NFL. - Because it's kind of boring. - There just aren't enough good ones. - Right. - Other than Kansas City, as a matter of fact, I don't know where, like, Tennessee's was actually pretty good. - Yes. - Because there's that big lot next to it where you could, people are partying everywhere. I enjoyed that one, but I don't, who else has a good one? - NFL was- - Buffalo. - Buffalo was- - Yeah, that's true, number one. - Number one with the bullet. - And then, like, but none of the other New York teams down in Jersey. - Okay, C was great. Atlanta's decent under that bridge because, let's face it, black people in barbecue down there. - The Raiders used to be good because they had that, like, whole giant area with Oracle arena and the swap meet next door, so it was huge. - Dear God, that's good. - But that's good. - To the birds. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, we've done all these good. - Yeah, Philly is good. Five live shows from Philly, yes, they fucking rage. Remember when Freddy Mitchell showed up with those two broads for Canada? - Yeah, they were hot. - You just got fucking rocked? - The Browns. - Really, anyone up in them? - I've never been to the Browns. - Browns rage as well. Yep, I'll give it to the Browns for sure. - S.J., any plans to get hard enough to Canada, let us fucking deal with our own country first. - Yeah. - By the way, to be honest, Canada might not even be a country anymore by the time we get up there. - Trudeau probably wouldn't allow it. - Yeah. - Wouldn't allow it. - Kids time for the news. Old man retires at 81 years old Biden addressed the nation last night, President Joe Biden in a rare, very rare oval office address spoke somberly and emotionally with a lot of slurring about his decision to exit the 2024 race and pass the torch, as he said, to the next generation of leaders describing it as an act aimed at unifying the nation to which he devoted his decade long clear, decades, shit, fuck 40, almost 50 years, it was almost 50 years on the dot for that fuck. - Thanks. Thanks for nothing. - Thanks for nothing, Joe. I revere this office, whatever the fuck else you said. We could actually play a clip if you want to here at the top. There was a little bit of controversy last night as this was going on. One, I want to say that you and I called it almost to the exact dot, we said 12 minutes would be the longest. - I'm pretty sure we said this on the show yesterday, that would be 12 minutes. - Yes. - And it was like 11 minutes. - 11 minutes and 15 seconds. - Yeah, something like that. - He couldn't even make it the full 12, but you and I nailed that. The other controversy that's going around is his watch. Apparently listeners were sending in pictures of his watch and they said that the time was different than the actual live broadcast, so that it was definitely taped before. Now, that part I did not notice. - Well, there was also some smoke about when he walked outside, sometime within a very short amount of time of him being outside with Jill and everybody, Jill was getting off a plane in France. - Oh, that's right, she's going for the Olympics. - Yeah, this is him walking outside and allegedly, right around this same time, France is obviously an eight hour flight from DC. Right around this time, she's getting off a plane somewhere in France and that seems to be true as well. So far as I could tell, I looked into it as much as I could, it's not like they published her schedule, but it did look like that, so I don't know what the fuck's going on, to be honest. I seriously doubt Jill Biden has got a body double, so it does seem like this was taped prior. - Yes. - That shouldn't be shocking to anybody, I'm not sure that that's even a revelation, but it is like, it's a good practice to call it out, to let everybody know how completely full of shit all of these Biden people are. They've been hiding the fact that he's got vascular dementia for three and a half years, especially Jill, especially Kamala Harris, especially Ron Clay and his former chief of staff and the new one as well, all of these people, they've known, they've known this whole time. - That speech last night, it was brutal, I mean brutal, and even if it was-- - Did it feel like a hostage reading a letter to you? - Yeah. - That's what it felt like to me. - But let's face it, he didn't want to get out of this race. He really is a hostage in his own fucking party. So that made total sense to me, actually, because you could tell he didn't want to get out. The other thing that you and I chatted about was he didn't endorse Kamala. You have 11 minutes to the nation. This is your one chance to say goodbye, everybody in the world was watching, and you don't endorse Kamala Harris in that 11 minutes? - Yeah, that's weird. I mean, so he did say something about, he did mention her name, Vice President Harris. - Yes. - But he never actually came out and endorsed her. But then today on social media again, endorsed her. So the times that we can physically see this man in front of our faces, no endorsement, but endorsements through random letters and tweets. - And here's why I bring that up. If you were to tape this in advance in case you might step down in three or four weeks, that entire speech last night felt like it was evergreen, and you could have put that up whenever you needed to, so that you could bow out whenever you wanted to. If he would have actually endorsed Kamala on that, the way that he did when he dropped out on Sunday. - Yeah, well, did he? - I don't know. Like, all of this, I have no fucking idea. It keeps getting more and more bizarre. The other thing that you and I heard behind the scenes were that he's completely checked out of all duties as president, and everybody else is handling these meetings and schedules, and it's like a senior about to graduate high school where they're like, "All right, man, I'm already taking off like four periods a day here. I just kind of got to show up for these two classes and get the fuck out of here." - Well, remember what they said before when he was still in the race? Like, you don't just elect a president, you're elected entire teams. Like, nope. You elect a president. There's two names on the ballot, the president and the vice president. - That's it. - Everybody else. Nobody else is elected, so no, you don't vote for an entire team. Now, to his speech, he never mentioned that he was pushed out, never mentioned his A, or he never said why he was getting out. He gave a reason, which was for the good of the party first, then he said to go to the country later, which go to the party came first, obviously. And then he said when he knew new ideas, blah, blah, blah, whatever. But he also said, "I believe my record is president, my leadership in the world, my vision for American's future, all merit it a second term." To me, that's like, he essentially said, "I shouldn't be leaving. They're making me." That's essentially what he said, right? He was slurring the entire time, no shock there. - No. - 'Cause it was after fucking 4 p.m. - And it was that, and it's sad, like, even, you can't even leave on your own terms. If I'm him and all sincerity, not only do I shoot this in advance, but I edit the fuck out of this to where I don't slur it all, if this is the last time we're going to see you on national television again, go out with some fucking dignity for Christ's sake. - I think it's a very good, there's a very good chance we never see him again. - Oh, yeah. - Except for, like, walking in the distance to Air Force One or some shit. - Because, let's say Trump does win, like, we all think he's going to. I don't think he shakes his hand and meets him at the door, Trump didn't do it for him. - I wouldn't be shocked if he can even fucking, if he's even alive by then, to be honest. - Or if he still is now. - Yeah. Then he went on to address some of the stuff he wants to do in the lame duck period, which typically would come after an election, but since he's no longer running, he's got a protracted lame duck period as president. He wants to grow the economy. I don't know what that means. He wants to defend, he said, these are some of the phrases he used, grow the economy, defend personal freedoms, defend voting in the women's right to choose, calling out hate, like no place in America for political violence, protect kids from gun, climate change, end cancer, Supreme Court reform. He mentioned Putin and Ukraine and NATO and the Pacific allies as well, the war in Gaza, bringing home the hostages and blah, blah, blah, and then bringing home Americans who are unjustly detained around the world. That's the stuff that he wants to do, right? - We all have our hopes and dreams. - Not one actual, like, policy, right? - No. - Like, we're going to pass this, or we're going to change this policy, right? It was just a bunch of, like, feel-good retarded nonsense. Yeah, and it kept going, and I was like, all right, man, if you're just listing off your hopes and dreams, I thought it was going to say, you know what, I want to help, uh, little babies who are born without legs, I want to duct tape wheels to them, let them roll around on the floor, 'cause they don't have legs no more, I was like, bro, I- - We're going to pray real hard. - When he said I want to cure cancer, I was like, oh, okay. - And he didn't say cure, he said, and cancer. - And cancer. - It's like, all right. - So do I. - Why? - I don't- - Yeah, I mean, it just got worse from there. And then he started randomly, like, touting some juked economic stats, like- - God damn it. - Inflation jet, it's lowest point in three years, you mean, since you took over? - Yeah. - And fucked it up, dude. And it- that's not true, by the way, aggregate inflation is higher than it's ever been over a fucking three and a half year period, ever in American history. - Oh, God, dude. - He said that we appointed some black people, sweet, we diversified, sweet, I don't know why you would want to do that. - No. - It doesn't have any real benefit. - He said that the border's under control. - Nope. - That's delusional nonsense. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? He- then he talks about Harris a little bit, he never actually endorsed her. - Didn't endorse her. - He never said, I endorse Kamala Harris for President of the United States. Not once did that phrase come out of his mouth. - The borders are. - Yeah. - I endorse her. - Well, that's the next door. - Well, you will get to it, but- - By the way, he referred to himself as a kid with a stutter from Scranton. - Yes. - That was the biggest one for me too, what I was like, you know. - So this is what I did last night. I asked myself the question, is there any video evidence of Joe Biden stuttering before 2019, or even a mention of it in the press? No. - No. - No. - There's mentions of him having a stutter as a child in 2014 and '15, which was probably his team putting that out there because they saw the cognitive decline coming and he was getting ready to run for President in '16, at least he thought he was, right? That's probably what that was. There isn't one video anywhere, anywhere, before 2019, of him ever having any kind of stutter or mental lapse or any of that shit. - No, he was super charismatic. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He was on it. - He was on it back in the day. - He was full of shit lying all the time, but he wasn't skipping fucking beats. - I don't agree with Joe's policies, but he was a very sharp politician for many, many years. So this fucking bullshit of a kid with a stutter and everything else, like, no, Joe, and actually you're doing a disservice to who you used to be. - Yeah. - Because you were a pretty well respected politician who was very, very sharp, and he was one of those guys in these bullshit meetings that you and I hate that are on the hill all the time with these committee meetings, and he would fucking light people up in there. That's how sharp he used to be, and that sucks. I didn't think he needed to throw in the stutter thing, and then the one thing, if I hear one more time at a Democrat's mouse, I'm going to lose my fucking mind, is this jobs thing. You've created so many more jobs, and it's a record number of jobs. You sure the fuck didn't? Everybody just got their jobs back after they were let go during COVID and then came back to work. That's it. - Yeah, there haven't been any new positions created or anything like that, although we're getting close to some. Actually, there's an article, I don't remember what publication it's in, but there's an article that came out today talking about how good it might be to be president in 2025, because there's going to be a huge economic boom. A lot of stuff like chip manufacturing, well, I mean, it's going to happen because a lot of chip manufacturing is going to happen. If Trump comes into office, there's definitely going to be an economic boom, because liquid natural gas and oil are going to both be captured and refined at a greater level. That's more jobs, and that's cheaper energy. It just benefits everything, right? That's going to happen as well. That's what they are doing is treasonous period. I don't know if you mean moving Biden out of the way or what and installing their own candidate, which we'll get to that as well, but yeah, I agree with you. - Yeah, because there's a lot of people around that. - Well, George Joe's in the chat. - Oh, what's up, George Joe? - I thought-- - Where's he at, Talco? - He's in. - Is he part in? Is he doing a game somewhere? - I think he's in prison with, uh, with Joe-- - Joe's on it? - Yeah, they're selling him. - Yeah, they might be. - They might be. - How cool would that be? Would you watch that reality show? It's Joe Exotic and Giorgio. Joe keeps trying to get fresh with him, and Giorgio keeps balling him up, fucking jiu-jitsu stuff, whipping his ass all the time. I would watch every fucking episode of that. - So would I. - Let's reach out to Joe's people. Let's get it done. - You can pin-- first off, Joe gets what he wants either way. Secondly, I think Joe-- I think-- Joe wears him down eventually. - Over time, yeah, Giorgio just said in the chat that he's trying to convert him. So he's aware of what's happening. - But he's like, what is the amount of time? Because if there's no end date, then eventually Joe wins. Like, you know, long man wins, long man wins. - Yeah, Giorgio will just die of old age, and then Joe will get him, because Joe's probably not gonna die. I don't believe he even has cancer. - Joe Exotic? - Yeah. - He beat it. - I don't think he ever had it. - Yeah, he beat it. - I just think-- - And you catch prostate cancer earlier. - I don't think that guy can die. - No, I don't-- - I think there's gonna be, like, some kind of nuclear holocaust at some time in the next 25, 50 years. The only people that are gonna be left behind are, like, Jared and Joe Exotic fucking Gary. - Frank Gore. - Frank Gore will never die. - Jimmy Carter. - Frank Stallone, maybe. - Yeah. - Jimmy Carter will be the president of this new world. - Yeah, sure will. He should be the president now. I don't know why. I don't know why Biden didn't endorse him last night. That doesn't make any sense to me. - I don't know either. Charles Medina, appreciate Bob for the softcore history link earlier. - Yeah, no, should. - Was that on Twitter? - Yeah, I think the Israel-Palestine thing. - Yeah, yeah. - Did Gair Bear do a clip this week from the streets out there? - We did. - Oh, do we got something from... - From Gair Bear, yeah. - Street Gonzo. - We got a little clip from Street Gonzo. - By the way, we're turning this into a full-on television show. - Yes. - Just so you know. - So, we've decided over here, after watching the footage, which is so out of control, that this needs to be a half-hour show. This will air on our network here on YouTube and Twitter on Friday nights at eight o'clock this fall. The first episode will actually drop November 1st that Friday. It'll be a half-hour show of absolute complete utter fucking madness. - But before then, we'll have... - The clips will be in our news every single week. - The clips will keep coming. And some of the more, let's say, less family-friendly stuff. - We'll find this way onto Patreon. - Whoa, we'll blur it out. - We don't need to if we put it on Vimeo. - We'll have our first half-hour series here airing this fall. Six episodes. Gair Bear, you want to grab a mic there? There you go. - Pop on in. Where were you at this week here? - We went down to Sixth Street, and then we went to a strip club that cannot be named, and then we went to Palazzio at the end. That was unforeseen. - Is it Palazzio or is it Palazzio? - Palazzio. - Palazzio. - Palazzio. - And great ladies over there. - Yeah, I heard you had sex with one of them afterwards. - I wouldn't recommend that. - That might be where that cough came from. - No, he clearly just ripped a heater 30 seconds ago, like he reeks of it. - Was that the place you got a $25 hand job? - No. - That's not a bad price for a hand job. - That's a really good price for a hand job, by the way, he didn't even pay for it. Some other woman paid for him to get a hand job from somebody different. - Yeah, but I want to be clear that was not at Palazzio. - Sure. Yeah, absolutely crystal clear that was not at that established. - Clean club. - Clean club. Clean people. - Yeah. - Better ingredients. Better pizza. - Better hands. - Top of a job. (laughter) - Yeah, so it was a good time. - What was the topic this week that you went through? - Trump assassination stuff. - Trump assassination stuff here, go ahead and play the clip and roll it. - All right, cool, hey, so we're going down to 6th Street again to ask people about the Trump assassination and before that, Joel, we got to go to the, I got to drop some left to this chicken to strip club, so. - Well, I'm wearing pants. Don't let you in otherwise. - You know what I mean? - I got an idea for this. - I got an idea for this. - I got an idea for this. - Sure is, baby. - Is that too hot out, right? - What is going on with this chicken? They're not attached. - The suit is a cage! (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) (laughter) (music) This thing smells terrible. (music) (music) (music) (music) (laughter) My name is Wells. - Oh. - Like the wishing Wells. And I'm just here to grant your wishes. - What are your thoughts? How do you feel about the Trump attempted assassination? - The best thing is a sense slice of bread. - Is a good thing? You know, it's a weird political place. But like, I don't know, it would be kind of cool like to see a little bit of a mess. But like, I don't know, it would be kind of cool to see a president assassinated, just like, and like a- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh god. So Gary, we sent you out there to talk about the Trump assassination. Yeah. We got one question, one answer. You blew up our Keurig with a pack of firecrackers, and then you spent the rest of the night at a strip club, and that's what we paid you for? Yeah, and I'm not even going to be able to keep that money because I got to pay that ticket. I got a speeding ticket. The guy was like, yeah, you got five infractions, I'm only going to give you a ticket for one. Yeah, I actually kind of forgot about that that that happened. Oh, Bob, look at Bob's face, he's so disgusted right now. Oh, I love it so much, dude. And also that one question answer, then you went to the strip club. That homeless person we were talking to was actually a crossdresser that threw an artillery shell at my truck. We barely missed that footage, but I did get out and run across the highway and grabbed him for an interview. So that's in there too. Okay. And then, and then we actually ended up at Denny's, we ended up at Denny's, right? For this episode? Yeah. Do they let you guys film in Denny's? Do we do everyone? And is this, this is the preview for a full episode that's out to what tomorrow? No. It's going to be out next Friday. Episode one, which was the segment from last Thursday is going to be out tomorrow at 3 p.m. on the drinking bros channel. And it was crazy. And then this one was even more insane. I don't, I don't know how long this is going to last. I think I got a solid six months. Yeah. People in the chatter say you're going to die to live. Yeah. So, but by the way, I can't die. The entire interaction with the cop is on video, right? And it's part of that. Yeah. So the whole, the whole interaction. He was interested in the show. He might be tuning in actually. Yeah, good. Okay. Well, what about, what about tomorrow's show? What's going to be on there? Tomorrow's show is episode one, which was we went downtown to talk about, yeah, what did you give up your right to vote? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Basically figuring out if people are, well, like what's more important to people racism or sexism? We were going to ask women if they would go up the right to vote and then we ended up just asking everybody. But it was still, it was still pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. But it's amazing your life. I think Gary's going to get a lot of letters about joining Tontines, right? Like you're, you're an ideal candidate for somebody's Tontine. You know what a Tontine is? That's funny you say that I'm actually going to put together a campaign for constable, I think. Okay. Yeah. And also Ross, I was going to run this idea by you by assuming it's a yes, since it's going to be great. Sure. I'm going to go to the city council, dude, because these homeless people are out of control. And I, I made a petition a while back about having free parking city wide until the homeless problem is under control. And then I kind of forgot about it. And then this homeless bitch threw a goddamn bomb at my car. So I think it needs to, we need to bring it back. I agree. I'd go back and really fight for you right there, care bear. Maybe show them that footage. Yeah, but. Edit out all the strip club. I'm thinking you promised me on air that if I get arrested at the city hall, you will bail me out. We will. Yeah, we'll bond you out. Okay. But no assault, right? Won't that, that'll raise the bail? Yeah, don't do anything violent, obviously. No, me. I'm not a violent guy. violence isn't the answer. No, I'm not. I've never heard anything. I'm not anything violent. Yeah. Gary, you were just arrested two months ago. Gary fell. It was for littering. Ladies and gentlemen, sure, he'll be back. That show will air tomorrow and it'll air on Friday nights here on the old show. Our title sponsor is go to spit.com/drinkin, bros, 50% off. The mattress the sheets pill is adjustable basis. It's all 50% off. Joe Biden's still in office inflation socks. It all sucks right now. 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Next up, Kamala Harris, the borders are multiple media outlets, insisted Vice President Kamala Harris wasn't the borders are despite being put in charge of the border crisis when she took office, including Axios, which is fun. They used that exact phrasing in its own past reporting. Harris was tasked early on to the Biden administration with addressing the root causes of mass migration from Central and South America. That part of her portfolio has emerged as a cornerstone of GOP led attacks against the de facto Democratic presidential nominee as states across the country continue to struggle with the migrant crisis. Pop that up there. Yeah, so, you know, Axios went back and published a correction to this yesterday. Oh, they did saying, oh, we were wrong to say that. No, shit. But unfortunately for them, we have quite a bit more evidence than just that. So Bob, we're going to do a little experiment right now. You ready? For this? Okay. Go to Google. Just open Google and put it up on the screens. If you can see, they're not going to get up here. Yeah. We'll see your search. So we know this is real. Type Kamala Harris borders are and let's look at the results. Can you blow that up a little bit and then read some of the top hits? Okay. Yeah. Half a dozen Dems joined GOP and condemning Harris's work on the border. That's political from five hours ago. Well, what about the one where Jeffries, which is Hakeem Jeffries, who is the house minority leader, says that it's made up. The borders are titles made up fact check from CNN. It's false. The Atlantic. It's not what doubters don't understand, you know, all this stuff. Now, unfortunately, do you, do you know how Google search works? You can search specific time periods too, right? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So go ahead and click tools. Yeah. Click anytime. Go down to custom range. Yep. And then put in one slash one slash twenty twenty one. And then the next one put in twelve slash thirty one slash twenty twenty three. So three years. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the entire presidency until, well, what's that? Oh shit. Not only does every news organization refer to her as the borders are in text, but there's a goddamn Ronnie Jackson sponsored a bill to hold her accountable for being shitty as the borders are, right? Like there's, there is a mountain of evidence that she's been considered the borders are for years. Look, go scroll back up a little bit, put that on there center for immigration studies, which is nonpartisan. What is quote borders are Kamala Harris doing on the border? And by the way, it's, this is very odd, as a matter of fact, to the original point of that Bob made, or I'm sorry, to the original search results. One of them was that yesterday, or today or yesterday, I can remember when it was, but the house voted to condemn Harris and her, her, her handling of the border. Six Democrats joined in that, right? Yeah. That is some next level gaslighting and all, like all the evidence is clearly available. All you have to do is change the dates a little bit on this stuff. And Axio again, Axios went so far as to correct themselves three years after the fact to try to make it true what they're saying now. I mean, it is fucking crazy. I've never, this is, I've never seen anything like this before. Go to the top of this Washington Post article. What does it say, Bob? This is actually from 2021. I just randomly found this wasn't trying to find counter evidence or anything. This was just at the bottom of the first page. Republicans try to crown Harris. The quote, borders are, she rejects the title, but this is from 2021. I don't really understand what that's about. Oh, I understand why. This was when a wheelchair governor Abbott sent a letter and said, Hey, it's fucked down here. Yeah. You've never been. And why aren't you fucking helping? And her response to why she hadn't shown up to the border yet was, well, technically I'm not the borders are. Right. He just told me to look into it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, no, Biden put her in charge. He literally said I'm making you the point person on immigration issues. And I think that was prior to inauguration, right? Yes. And with that, I think we played a video on the show this week with Lester Holt interviewing her, asking her why she'd never been to the border. And then she said she had been to the border and Lester Holt said, no, you've never been to the border. So total, throughout the four years, if you really want to know how many times she's been to the border. Once. Yeah, once. One time. So according to senior administration officials, her main focus will be too pronged working to slow the flow of irregular migrants, whatever that is by addressing root causes that prompt them to leave their home countries as well as strengthening relationships with Mexico and northern triangle countries. She didn't do either of those things. No. Those things. And she was absolutely the borders are. It's not an official. It's not like vice president. It's not an official title. Borders are mean. She was placed in charge as part of the administration of the border. The end. And that's specifically and exactly what happened. This is fucking crazy. Axios got community noted by itself. You seem shocked. I'm not shocked. I'm not shocked. The shocked part is like, did you, I mean, what the fuck did you really think that you were going to get away with this? So I think yes. And I give it. I give you a reason why that I read the other day that I found pretty compelling from, you know, Jesse single is yeah, he was saying it was about something else is about them trying to dunk on J J D Vance's funny Venmo history. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where he was just like, oh, yeah, like a $6 for dick or whatever, because that's just what you do on Venmo, right? Like you just I've never sent a serious one in my life. Anyway, he was saying that, you know, as much as we like to shit on journalists or whatever, what the real, what a real problem is that there's no editors anymore. There's no good editors to tell these people to shut the fuck up or to be like to fact check this shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. But TV shows have producers, Bob. Click that first link in the notes to Bill Agostino's page and you can let's just run through a minute or so of everybody in the fucking liberal press calling her the borders are. Okay. I just. Oh, do we have a video? Oh, yeah, there's this video. Ah, shit. I mean, that's also are inconvenient. Vice President Harris was not a borders are being time vice president and borders are Kamala Harris facing some backlash what he said about Harris and immigration was not true. She was never appointed borders are and this will be her first visit to the US Mexico border regions and she was appointed as the borders are by President Biden. People have to counter the misinformation. You already hear folks talking about the borders are she wasn't the borders are president Biden tapped Kamala Harris vice president Kamala Harris to be the borders are now she wasn't the borders are that's what Republicans labeled her. They were very critical of Kamala Harris, especially in her role as borders are. Now what she's up against is folks lying about her border record calling her a borders are Kamala Harris who was appointed as the borders are. The Biden team didn't declare her the borders are they wanted her to work on kind of the root causes of immigration. There has been so much criticism against Kamala Harris, you know, she was the borders are calling her sort of the borders are, which wasn't necessarily the case. So the border if they weren't planning to address it in a major way, do not make her your borders are. She met with some of the Northern Triangle countries, but nothing has effectively changed. Oh, man, that sucks. It's it's it gets better. You know, I mean, if you really want to watch a longer video, there's a four and a half minute long went on Alex Jones page, right there, Bob, if you want to get if you want to scroll to the middle of that, there's actually a Saturday and Saturday live sketch where they were making fun of it really, yeah, oh, we can't play us an Oh, no, definitely not. I'm just saying I'm just saying go to go to that go to Alex Jones page on his his page on Twitter. And you'll see it you'll you'll also see the resolution that Jackson had passed on March 24th of last year denouncing her for being the borders are and not being terribly good at it. Right. So this is like it's not it's not shocking again. I don't believe these people any nothing is past them. No, right. Like they will do anything to stay in power. And it is like, man, it's rough for them that their best their best defense right now is to say, well, she wasn't tactically in charge of it, right. Because I wonder if that's going to map on to all the other horrible shit she's been involved in. You know what I mean? Well, her only out in this would be to say, no, that was my orchus. He was horrible at it. You guys impeached him and then we let him stay in and you can that can't be an answer either. I guess not. Yeah. So as this continues her campaign, at least you've still yet to see her speak at a big, big event. That's when it's all going to start collapsing. Oh, I thought Republicans were afraid. They're not of her debating Trump. No, they're definitely not. And if I'm Trump, I dial that up as quickly as possible there. Yeah. Poutine powered to send Gary to Vegas on November 10th. What's November 10th? What do we got there? EDM or something? Yeah. I don't know what it is. No. He would definitely die in Vegas. He would. Yeah. I mean, that can't happen. He was he was there in February, actually. Okay. He made it for the the Gundies. I think they're cool. He made it. But I cannot wait till her first public speech on live television and then everybody who's so amped about it because all I've read and I don't know about you over the last, you know, three days is like, Oh my God, we're raising all this money. We're so excited about Kamala and everybody's amped about her. She didn't get one vote in the primary. It's the only candidates to run for president that never received one single vote in a primary. The reason why was she got on stage and was fucking awful. She got annihilated. Yeah. It was it was over after that. So wait till she's got to make one of these big speech events. My wife and I have been rewatching Veep. It's identical. I mean, it's fucking identical Kamala Harris and her, but you're just like, Holy shit, dude. Yeah. But she like, uh, Julia Louise, driver's character was competent that maybe in a lot of ways. A lot more common than Kamala Harris was. Yeah, but it's going to be fun to watch. I can't wait. My guests and I don't know who you're hearing today. It's changes every hour, but we're getting close to this. She's got a pick of VP pretty soon here. Yeah. I mean, well, we'll get to this in a minute, but she's there. They're going to confirm her as the nominee before the convention because they're worried about legal challenges. It's a there's a coup is in is happening right now in front of your face in the democratic party. Yeah. Okay. Which is, I mean, it's a legal one. So whatever, but yeah, we'll see how that goes. We'll see. I don't know. I've been hearing Bashir a little bit, but it's mostly because he's talking so much shit about JD Vance. I see him as a surrogate. I don't think the Kentucky governor brings anybody anything. He may have flipped the governor's race blue, but Kentucky is not voting for Kamala Harris anything. And the other part of that too is, in my opinion, and I'm curious to hear yours, the VP conversation is out the fucking window now. It is Trump Kamala, whoever's VP on either side doesn't really fucking move the needle for me. It's just the two of them going head to head and I don't really give a shit at this. Yeah. I mean, from a practical standpoint, you're going to choose between a guy who is anti establishment. Maybe he says some things you don't like. Maybe you hate him to his core, it represents conservatism a little bit better than most of the people that have run recently or who we'll find out here in a moment and the next story, but she's an absolute Marxist. Like, that's it. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean, so it's that choice seems easy to me because of who I am. I don't project that on anybody else, but I don't think it's going to be really, really hard to message to middle of the road voters that she's the right person to be the president of the United States. I agree. It's going to be very difficult. And we haven't gotten there yet where she's been on the national stage for everybody to see what she's really like in one of these situations and I'm really fucking excited about it. I'm excited for the DNC speech. We'll go live for that the same way we did with Trump. So we'll definitely cover both sides, but I'm really excited to see her on that stage for that long because do you try to match Trump? Do you try to go 92 minutes? The longest I've seen her speak is at like public events, right? Where she's sitting down, not not standing, not delivering an address to the nation and being interviewed. Well, sometimes interviewed, but like with like on a panel, maybe just sitting on sofas or whatever the fuck. And it's where all these sound bites come from like time is passing right now time. There's 60 minutes in one hour, 60 seconds in a minute, 60 seconds in a minute, 24 hours in one day. We don't know how many days we also know that it's a magazine. Yeah, time is she's a fucking moron. So I don't know how long honestly the more she's out there, the more exposed she is in this time, they don't have the cover of COVID or her being busy or elderly because the vice president doesn't have a real job. No, right. And she's young enough like Trump's doing it every single goddamn night, give it an hour and a half speeches in every fucking state, sometimes two and three times a day. There's no excuse for her not to do that. Yeah. In 2020 Biden sent out everybody but him to do the speeches and the rallies and all that other shit. But for her, she can't do that. No. And I wish there was some form of bed on it on my bookie.com promo code drinking bros doubles that first deposit up to a thousand dollars. Get off the couch and get into the action today with my bookie.com and turn your love of sports into your new side hustle at my bookie.com Bob and Delco. You guys have been playing blackjack on Friday nights on drinking bros sports separate YouTube feed. Subscribe to that. How's that going for you? Well, I think it will only be me playing this week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody. Mr. Big hands over here. I'm not quite flush right now lost all of his money. Yeah. Loses money. I mean, he likes to go big. He likes to take big swings. Sure does. And that's in real life too. 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Next up, Kamala Harris, the Marxist, which we were talking about, GovTrack, an organization that tracks congressional voting records confirmed to Fox News Digital that it had removed a 2019 web page that ranked Kamala Harris as that year's most liberal US Senator sometime within the last two weeks. The self-described government transparency website scored Harris as the most liberal compared to all senators in 2019, outranking Senators Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren at the time. But the web page with the ranking, which was widely covered in the news, reports during the 2020 election, was recently deactivated. Oh no. No, it says, the link says page not found out. By the way, they interviewed the fucking CEO of this company of, what do you call it? Where's the name of the company? GovTrack. And he goes, well, she only had it. We only used a year worth of her voting, and that's not a big enough sample to say. I swear to God, that's what he said at an interview today. Are you out of your fucking mind, dude, they're trying so hard to scrub this fucking stupid bitches record of everything from even the job titles that she's had before. It's so stupid. Unfortunately, we get some video on that, Bob. Um, if you want to click that Instagram link down there, just play that whole goddamn thing. And this is, this is her doing things like saying not only does she support and voted for the Green New Deal, but that she would fucking abolish the filibuster of this so-called nuclear option to get the Green New Deal done. That's one example. Oh, great. And don't forget that she raised, she helped raise $45 million to bail people out that burned down American cities for the entire summer of 2020. Good for her. She's a fucking Marxist. Go ahead. Are, um, lowest income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions and, and impacted by, by issues that are not of their own making. And so we- Absolutely. And so we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we, we fight for equality, but we also need to fight for equity, understanding not everyone starts out at the same place. And if we want people to be in an equal place, sometimes we have to take into account those disparities, um, and, and do that work. It is, yay, you answered all the questions. Yeah. Um, so we talked about the Green New Deal, right, wants to ban fracking. This is Marxist bullshit, right? She wants to fucking, uh, get rid of American energy independence. So we have to depend on everybody else, right? But by, by we have to depend on everybody else, it means that think, think of it from the Catholic perspective, right? So the Protestant church says, um, anybody can talk directly to God if they want to. The church, right? The Catholics that were in charge of Christianity for a thousand years, they want to be the only conduit between you and God. Smart. That was ordained. Yeah. Smart. That was ordained. Yeah. Never. Not, not one prayer that ever happened. Um, at any rate, uh, yes. This is when you make America energy dependent on other countries, the, the aristocrats aren't dependent on anything. They're rich, right? But they get to be the point person to decide how that fucking, uh, uh, international aid, if you want to call it, that are international fucking, uh, import comes through the city. And then who gets to take a little chunk out of it every time, right? That's what it's really all about. In addition to all that, she made the, like her first campaign event to announce that she's running for president was on RuPaul's drag race, right? Yeah. She said, uh, just last week actually that, uh, we're, we're trying to, uh, ensure, uh, everybody arrive at the same place. That is right out of fucking Karl Marx's mouth. That's what they call equity, right? Not equality of, uh, opportunity, but equality of outcome. We're going to, we're going to rig this system however we can to make sure that no matter what your talent level or effort level is, you're all going to arrive at the same place. That's fucking communism. Fuck off. When I saw that her, her first outing was on RuPaul's drag race, I was like, man, you had meet the press. You had 60 minutes. Yeah. And you chose this fucking retarded bullshit. Any outlet you wanted to, and by the way, like RuPaul, um, just shouldn't be for, I don't know, presidential, uh, nominee to come out and say, Hey, let's, this is where we're doing it right here. This is the fucking outlet I chose. You're, you're free to do whatever you want in life. If you want to dress up like a clown and behave that way, go for it, but I, I, I don't like any of that stuff. It's fucking weird mental illness nonsense anyways, uh, datified, uh, times four. My name's Kamala Harris and I approve this blowjob. She said that many, many times before, I like that actually, um, yeah. 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The Biden family source told the New York post Obama knows she's just in competence. The borders are who never visited the border saying that all migrants should have health insurance. She can't navigate the landmines that are ahead of her. Oh, forget about that one. Yeah. It's another thing she said that a legal immigrant should get, uh, uh, being included in universal healthcare. It's fucking do this, bud. Really? She said she was adamant about it. She said, uh, I will get a new some said that too. Yeah. She said I won't let, uh, anybody go without healthcare no matter where they're from or something like that. Okay. Cool, man. Well, man, you can pay for it. Yeah. You can pay us $45 million and pay for that instead of bailing terrorists out of fucking jail. You stupid bitch or just have them over at your house and let them use your shower and, uh, and some clothes. Everybody's got extra clothes. You don't have to go to good will. You can just give them to the migrants, uh, Obama knows, uh, that she can't possibly win and the source doesn't have high hopes for a TV debate. Uh, well that there's a big, well between Trump and Harris, there's a bigger wrinkle there because September 10th was supposed to be the next debate, right? Um, and it was supposed to be on ABC, but Trump, Trump's lawsuit is proceeding now against the ABC and George Stephanopoulos for, for slander and libel. Really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know where he kept calling him or convicted rapist or whatever over and over. He said it 10 times in an interview in a Florida judge rule this morning that that lawsuit can continue, which means he's going to lose if the judge rule that can continue. That means the, the facts of the case are present. Who knows? Maybe it's an activist judge. Right? Yeah. But he, he will get, uh, they'll, there will be some kind of settlement there. Also Florida is the place to sue for that type of stuff. Oh yeah. That is where 100%. That's where the Gawker trial was. Yup. Um, like it's that is, I forget what the laws are. I remember it reading about her in the Gawker trial, but that is if you want to sue people for shit like that, you can, I think there's like no cap. I think that's what it was. There's no, there's no cap. I don't know about like, uh, the standard for proving, uh, defamation is the same. I believe. There's no cap, which means, uh, if I'm Trump and I win the lawsuit, I have my team asked for the exact amount that I had to pay for that other stupid bitch. Yeah. What was it? Uh, 80, 85 million or whatever it was. And it's like, Hey, you can, you can pay that, which is that would be kind of getting, getting off light. Cause again, the pole point of got suing Gawker and Florida was to completely bankrupt the company. Yeah. I mean, we're not going to completely bank the ABC because it's Disney. Right? No, but, uh, I mean, that would be fucking funny. I think the whole, I think Hulk Hogan won a hundred and thirty five million dollars in that one. And look, that's certainly enough to make it dense. Fox ended up firing Tucker after the dominion one. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. That was 700 million. Yeah. He got a hundred and forty million in his suit against Gawker. Yep. I think, uh, dominion, it was seven, seven, fifty something like that. Yeah. 750 million. And like, regardless of, of what you think, how much money ABC or Disney has, it comes down to, is this one guy worth a hundred and fifty million dollars, uh, George Stephanopoulos versus this? So somebody's leaving, either he's out the door, uh, or they're losing money, uh, and vice versa. But yes, if, if indeed what you said is true, there's no way that debate could possibly go on an ABC at this point. Mm. No. So, I mean, Trump has already said that he wants to do it on Fox now. Yeah. Kamala Harris agreeing to, and forget about the Biden debate. That doesn't count. And if they had done one on CNN already, then maybe you get one on Fox, but I don't think she's going to agree to just one on Fox. Right. Unlikely he already did one on CNN. He did. She didn't. Right. And that's, that is the excuse they're going to give. So I think may, if there's either one, there's either two more or zero more. That's what I think. But if you elect a guy to die in office and he does one, right? Why wouldn't you want to do the other one on the other? It only, it only seems fair to me. I mean, the fact that Trump even agreed to do CNN and ABC was fucking shocking to me. I said that was a bad idea when it happened. So yeah. Hey, masking for Fox. What does it matter? And Kamala Harris's comments are, I can't wait to debate him once, twice, hopefully three times before the election. She should have no problem with it then. Go to Fox and do it. I think you'll be fine. Probably the first question will be, how'd you do with the borders are? Mrs. R. How did you do down there? Do you know Fox would ask that first? I mean, forget about all that. I would start with, when exactly did you know that Biden was unfit to run for office? Like at what point during the last three and a half years leading up until when you tried to invoke the 25th amendment a week and a half ago, I would just straight up accuse her of it, right? Well, the first questions went for that and I forget who the reporter was and it was on television and it was live was in November of last year. And she said he was totally fine and with it and capable. She meets them all the time and everything else. So she's going to stick to that lie where shit's going to get murky is if he does end up dying before the election, I don't know how you really answer that and with a straight face and say, oh, well, we had no idea. I mean, with a straight face, he just said that she wasn't ever named the borders are that she wasn't the most liberal member of Congress, which both things are true, right? I don't I can't remember another time in my lifetime where I've just been lied to my face every single day on a daily. It shows you how like either hopelessly stupid or like, I don't even know like mentally sick, not like a mental illness necessarily, but you're the way you think is is completely fucked now if you believe anything that comes out of any politician's mouth ever to be frank. But if you if you're out there on the stump, repeating the line that she wasn't borders are or that she's not the most liberal member of Congress or whatever, whatever is stupid. Or if you're like old Berman or one of these other fucking dumb dums who are like, oh, it's possible he got hit with shrapnel and not a bullet. You know, it doesn't stop hurting because it wasn't a fucking bullet asshole. And where do you think shrapnel comes from? For fuck's sake. Oh, it was only a piece of the bullet that flew off after it hits a lot of metal like, Oh, yeah. Well, it still sucks. So yeah, still not great. By the way, there's also the inconvenient vapor trail through the air right behind his head where the bullet broke the sound barrier that would actually be sick to explain to a veteran who may be like, and he's got a purple heart and you're like, no, you're a fucking you're gay. You're gay, you're gay. Like he got hit by a like an ID explodes and it blows something else up and he gets hit by that something else and you got to be like, sorry, dude, purple heart back. Well, first of all, that sounds like a sketch Jack Mandeville should do. And then second of Lee, that actually happened to my buddy. Two of two of my buddies, actually, one of them got shot in the back, but it hit the plate and they didn't get a purple heart for it because it hit the plate, bro, massive bruise on his back. You got shot? No, Pearl heart. Yeah. Another guy got it went through the top of the vest a little bit and it splintered Kevlar into his skin. But technically the bullet didn't hit him shut the fuck up sitting in a purple eye. That's crazy. And then Bob, I just tweeted you check your DMS on Twitter there. Newsweek's article today was fun on Twitter. Newsweek has completely lost their fucking money. Donald Trump might not have been shot at all. Yeah. So I'm not sure immediately immediately file lawsuit against him if I'm him. I agree. You can't give it to Alex directly because then they could take it as part of that lawsuit. You just give him a fucking credit card and you're like, there's a $1.2 billion limit on this card. Good luck. But it's, but it's like spending Bruce's millions. You have to spend all of it and you can't accrue any assets. Yeah, I like that. Better idea. 1.2 billion on an Olive Garden gift card. Now that is worth its weight. I don't think that company is even worth one. You could buy the company for 1.2 billion. I would love to. I would love to. Let's look up. Not only did I enjoy working there, Olive Garden annual revenue, 4.9 billion. 4.9 billion. Yeah, dude. Mother fuckers. You can put a nice down payment. Dude, Olive Garden has a hundred thousand employees. Sure do, bro. I was thinking red lobster. It would have been a hundred thousand and one, Bob, but obviously I'm here, so. Dude, there's almost a, there's 800, this over 875 of restaurants. I'm so frustrated you guys shit on the greatest establishment in Italy has ever. The last one we ever made. When we went to Olive Garden for, what was it? What would we go for? I don't remember. We took a listener. Yeah, but what was the event? For Brobox? No, it was, we were celebrating something. What was it? Um, I think we just took a- No, I think it was just a giveaway. Yeah, it was just a giveaway. We flew out of the listener in his life for Olive Garden. One of the ways. It was great. I had like fucking heart palpitations for three days after eating. I did not. Yeah, because your body, you have like gravy in your veins. I have actual blood. You know, it's funny. So we got home and my wife looked at me and she goes, man, it's a really fucking good meal time. It was. Yes, it was. It was. It really was. The only good thing about it was Gary yelling fucking racial slurs the whole time. Well, that's Gary on a daily basis. He didn't have to be at fucking Olive Garden to do that. It's true. So I can catch him at, catch him at Exon. So what, Gary, by the way, I'm cooking chicken wings this weekend. You guys are invited over. Look at that. God, he's sprinted up, dude. God, he stood up. No, that was Joel. Like he was fucking saluting a flag. Holy shit. Yeah. You offered Gary free food? It's fucking on, dude. Jesus Christ. I didn't say free. I just said I'm making chicken wings. Yeah. Look at him running in here. Shirtless, dude. Yeah. I'm smoking a bunch of chicken wings this weekend. You're welcome to come over, Gary. Maybe Saturday night. Yeah. If you're welcome to come over. Dan is smoking chicken wings. You get free meal. Oh, I love going to Dan's house, dude. We go over there. We talk about skid ideas. Can we talk about that skid idea, Dan? Which one? The one with me, Eli, JP? No. No. Okay. All right. I'll see you guys later. Enjoy the mink box, okay? Love you guys. That is where the wings are coming from, mink box. I know. I just ordered some. I got like, I think I have 15 pounds of wings on my house right now. They're not on the show, but minkbox.com/shrinkabroses is the best. Almost as good as our next sponsor, Adam and Eve dot com. This is Bob's favorite part of the week whenever Adam and Eve is on the show. 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Judge Celia Altenaga of United States District Court, Miami, ruled on Wednesday. I would say that makes it very likely, but because of what Bob mentioned, because of the venue that it's in, and the recent history of Florida settling defamation cases, they don't, if it gets past dismissal motions, stuff like that, typically speaking, you. So the question, I guess, probably is how much is Trump seem going to ask for from, because this is unprecedented in a lot of ways. I don't know that I don't know that a presidential candidate or a former president has ever sued somebody for defamation before like that. How do you calculate damages? You know what I mean? And here's how I would do it. The Trump rape story, I don't know when seven offices interview occurred. But if it was. I did. I watched it a lot. Was it before the 2020 election? It wasn't before the 2020 election. No. So it's been since the thing. So it's before this election cycle, it happens roughly within the last year. He's not, he's not just able, and when I say, hear me in Trump to show reputational damage, but also the second, third order effects of that reputational damage, right? I mean, if his, if his team is smart, they're going to, they're going to assess how much more money they might have to spend and campaign and advertising to handle that situation and show that that money's coming from Trump himself, right? There's a lot of ways to do this, plus, you know, like, Hulk Hogan got $140 million and Hulk Hogan was not worth that, right? He also didn't have a reputation to defame. Like honestly, in that video, as far as I'm concerned, he was just doing Hulk Hogan stuff. Yeah. Well, no, but the judge won't say that. It was, it was him. So Bob in all sincerity, it was him dropping the N word 13 times that ruined his public global image. Get it? Cause he was just with Dan Campbell yesterday. So I don't think it was. But, but here's the thing. How many years has it taken to repair that? Not much. A lot, dude. I mean, if Michael Richards is still a pariah, right? That's what I'm saying. Like, dude, it's very, very hard to come back from that. Even, uh, what's his nuts? Morgan Wallen had a tough time with that one. Yeah, but anyways, that is the quickest N word bounce back I've ever seen in my life. Oh, I, I agree. But it's still for a guy in the, you know, the height of his career, still had to sit it out for a year, which is a long time when you know how much money he's making. He'd probably make 60 to 100 mill a year, I would guess. His touring? Yeah. I think his second behind, um, like fucking cold, or yes, yeah, cold play and Taylor Swift. So I think he's third. Yeah. That sells him out. That's for Trump. Not only does he have the Trump empire as it were and all the things they do, um, but he's the most famous man in the world, but yeah, it's like, he's been on television before. So that's part of it. Like going, like he could say his team could say, well, after this, I'm planning on going back and producing television again. And this affects that. There's so many different ways that you can show damages, uh, which is really one of the important parts of a, of a lawsuit like that. One is standing. Like it happened against me to his damages that you had to lose something, right? To be awarded money for it. So it'll, it'll be really interesting to see how this ends up getting adjudicated, be honest. Cause I have no idea right now. By the way, Holly movie stars a dude. He said, Holly is the name of the community he's from. So that's better. Okay. Um, I was a little worried about that one, uh, to be honest. So I was watching this interview live as it happens. Uh, let me see here, shit. This was, this wasn't very, very long ago. Um, Bob, I'm going to send this to you. I'm almost positive this was the clip here. And yeah, I'm going to send it directly to your Twitter here. You can play it. So when I was watching this live, Stephanopoulos would not let up on it. And he said rape over and over and over and over again. Yes. And I was like, Jesus Christ, it was a really tense exchange. I still get judged for it today. I'm asking you a very simple question and I answered it, you're shaming me for my political choice. And I'm asking you a question about why you endorsed someone who's been found liable for rape. It was not a criminal court. This was, this was, it was a civil court. And by the way, she joked about the judgment and what she was going to do with all that money. And I find that offensive. I'm asking you about the management. But as a rape victim who's been shamed for years now because of her rape, you're trying to shame me again. You've repeated that again. You've repeated that again. Again and again. I think it's offensive. As a woman, I find her, I find it offensive. I'm asking you. My choice is I've endorsed the man that I believe is best for our country. It's not Joe Biden. I still get judged for it today. Okay. So to explain this to the audience here, he wasn't found liable for rape, correct? It was a definition suit. No, I'm seeing an AP headline at least where it's where Jerry finds Trump liable for sexual abuse. Sexual abuse is not rape. Okay. That's, then that might be in the, in the law in, in that state, it's, there are two separate things. Yeah, right? Yep. So, and also what she was saying, it was a civil trial versus a criminal trial because right now you could go back and file criminal charges like everybody else has about it. And the AP also happens to be wrong about that technically. I mean, he was, he was not found liable of sexual abuse by a jury. The judge added that after the fact. Correct. He said it over and over again. Yeah. But that's not what, that's not what actually happened. That's not what was on, they weren't adjudicating his, it was the defamation. Correct. After the fact that they were talking about, which is to be honest, why I think that case is going to get dissolved at some point. I don't think he'll ever spend a dime on that. I agree. Because like nobody ever convicted have been in criminal court of any of this stuff, right? Nobody even took it to court because there's no evidence of it. You can't just go to a civil trial and steal $80 million from a guy because of some of you said might have happened with no evidence 90 fucking years ago. That's, that is insane. Right. And even to get this through for this court case, they had to add this law that expired after a year. And the people that were charged with rape was Mayor Eric Adams, two different women. Yeah. Puff Daddy, the lead singer Guns N' Roses, the new one are the only actual Rose. Axel. Here's another news story. It was the jury, but this is important. I'm going to read the first paragraph of this. A New York jury found former president Donald Trump liable Tuesday for sexually abusing writer, Eugene Carroll in a Manhattan department store in the 1990s, but not liable for her alleged rape. Boom. Don't flop. They're going to lose. Yeah. I mean, that that's the, if that's the official judgment. You're going to lose. Yeah. You can't keep saying that over and over and over. It's, yeah. It's dumb. And I don't know why he, I mean, I know why he's doing it. It's because he's a fucking chill for the Democratic party and he wants his candidate. I know. I understand that. But are you, is he suing Stephanopoulos personally or ABC? Both. Stephanopoulos is named the lawsuit, yep, which means he's in New York, personally liable. Oh, yeah. So you should have probably picked a, I'm sorry in Florida, rather. Yes. You should have picked a different person to fuck with probably than Donald Trump. And honestly, if you're going to go, if you're going to talk shit, like, if you're going to talk shit about Alex Jones, friend, that's the same thing. Yeah. And I think he should, Trump should go ahead and start suing everybody that's talking about this bullet thing too. May as well. Why not? He's got the money to start losses. News week for that. News week. Shit out of it. Oh my God, dude. Yeah. Poutine powered says, uh, thoughts on the unconstitutional gun law that passed in Massachusetts. I think Massachusetts is a fucking communist shithole and you should leave. That's my thoughts. Don't stay in a state that's like actively trying to take your right to defend yourself way. Get the fuck out at the end. Next up, we need leadership, American and Canadian warplanes intercepted to Russian and to Chinese bombers and international airspace near the state of Alaska on Wednesday. The joint US Canadian North American aerospace defense command said it's also a K a NORAD up there. NORAD detected tracked and intercepted to Russian TU 95s and to PRCH six military aircraft operating in the Alaska air defense identification zone. The zone is a perimeter in which air traffic is monitored beyond the border of national airspace to provide additional reaction time in case of hostile actions. Intercepts of Russian aircraft in which they are contacted visually or electronically by US or Canadian planes are relatively common in the area. Fighter jets from the United States and Canada conducted the intercept. NORAD said adding the bombers remained in international airspace and did not enter American or Canadian sovereign airspace. It's not seen as a threat they went on to say. I mean, it's definitely a threat. And this is what happens. Weakness invites aggression. We've been over the Bush, Obama, Biden stuff over and over again. None of this shit happened under Trump. Yeah. And so we need actually we the entire world knows that there's not a human being in the White House right now that knows what the fuck's going on. There isn't a leader in charge in the White House right now. And this is the kind of shit that's going to happen. It's going to happen. And let's be clear. Neither the Russian nor Chinese Air Force or Navy is any match for us. Not even close. Combined. They're not a match for us. Is that the reason why we don't just bomb them out of the skies because it would cause the World War? Well, it's mutually assured destruction. They all have nukes, right? That's the thing though. If nukes start flying, everybody's going to send them. But when conventional militaries like I mean, they're really not even close in my opinion. But that's not that that's with non DEI personnel at the helm, right? I mean, you can see that we have the best military in the world and it's not particularly close. But look at Afghanistan. We fucked that up so bad. I mean, they put the State Department in charge of that, which is a military operation. And they did it again in Sudan. They put this. They keep putting the State Department in charge of this. The State Department is the CIA. Let's be real about that. They keep putting these agencies trying to cover their tracks up in charge of these military operations when they shouldn't be. And look at what's happened under Biden. We have one military and intelligence failure after another, Afghanistan, I mean everything that's happened. This shit in fucking Israel never would have happened with Trump at office. And the only thing we really project anymore to the international community is that our leaders spend too much time in the fucking cuck chair. That's it. Like we've got a retard, look at ice cream cones. It doesn't know what the fuck's going on in the world in the, in the, in the big chair. And this highlights another reason you need to get off your ass and vote. Don't take any for granted. Just because Kamala is a fucking mong doesn't mean that she can't get votes because people's brains are fucked up. They think that somehow, even though there's four years of evidence to the contrary that Trump's going to fucking end America, right, there's people out there that believe that there's no reasoning with them. And there's no point in even wasting your energy trying to, you just get a vote. Yeah. Where can you register? Vote for America.org. There you go. Uh, last but not least here today, this is one of my favorite stories. It's funny. Childless cat, ladies, comments, JD Vance made in 2021 questioning vice president Kamala Harris's leadership because she did not have biological children have resurface testing with the young conservative senator in his early days campaigning as part of the Republicans presidential ticket during Vance's bid for the Senate in Ohio. He said in a Fox News interview that we are effectively run in this country via the Democrats and referred to them as a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable in their own lives and the choices they've made. So they want to make the rest of the country miserable too. Show me, um, the lie, everybody from conservative politicians to pretty much everyone in comedy that's not a fucking woke retard talks about this all the time. Yes. How we've talked about it for on this show forever, particularly white women, childless white women in their thirties and forties are ruining this country. They're ruining it with the way they vote 65 to 70% of them vote for leftist Marxist candidates. Marxist, not fucking Democrats. Well, they need something to do and that something is to become an activist because you're not raising kids or doing anything else meaningful with your life. And by the way, I'm saying this for me too, before I had children and I actually look back at all the time that I had on my hands. You're just a fucking loser. Yes. Like I'm fortunate to have the job that I do so that I get to interact with people and research and fucking mentor people all the time and stuff, otherwise I would be a piece of shit too. Yeah. And maybe I am. Maybe are. Maybe are. Not as big as Gary, but Gary. Sorry. Yeah. It's fine. I mean, it's not news that you're a piece of shit. Yeah. Like we all know that you are the world's biggest piece of fucking guy. You had a, you drank a shot of a stripper's asshole last night. I watched it on video. So that is true. Let's not split hairs, we're not going to say where it happened. So yeah, I mean, he's, he mentions Kamala Harris in it. She's got a step daughter or something. I don't know. But she doesn't have any kids of her own. Oh, I didn't know that. But I think she's a fucking good example. But it's not, it's not just, it's not just leadership in the Democratic Party. It's all liberal women. They're all, they all behave this way. It's like we talk about the shit all the time, this strong independent type that don't need no man, the Murphy Brown archetype from the early 90s that's now made its way into reality is absolute fucking horseshit, right? Like there's two versions of it. There's the Murphy Brown single mom, the proud single mom. Oh, it's his name's Ryland and he's my world. That one. Or there's the fucking, I'm not having kids. I got 19 fucking cats. I spent 80 bucks a day on cat food. They are, they're so miserable that they download all of their stored nurturing and empathy that is a good thing that women have that society needs, right? But in the most toxic way, trying to aggressively mother and judge society against its will. I mean, it is fucking crazy. Play this tape, Bob. Go to that AP article and play this tape. It is absolute fucking horseshit to shut the fuck up. Like if you, I'm not saying that everybody should have kids. If you don't want to have kids, don't have kids. But if you're a woman and you don't have kids, dress your cats up and take pictures of them and put cute pictures on the internet. Yeah. Don't try to tell people how to live their fucking life. But yeah, we're voting. Yeah. Any of that shit. Climate change or anything like I'm all good on all that. Go ahead and play this, Bob. It is so good to be back home for once, isn't it? Wow. We had, we had an amazing crowd here. We have an amazing crowd here. We had hundreds of people outside that couldn't even get in and I'm just so grateful to Middletown for welcoming me home. It is good to be here. Thank you guys. God bless you. I was told I was going to get to become a little Harris and now President Trump's going to get to debate her. I'm kind of f*cked off about that if I'm being honest with you. When I see her give a speech and she talks about the history of this country, not with appreciation but with condemnation and look, of course, every country, just like every family, certainly mine has its pockmarks, right? Not everything's perfect. It's never going to be. But you, if you want to lead this country, you should feel grateful for it. You should feel a sense of gratitude and I never hear that gratitude come through when I listen to Kamala Harris. The idea of selecting the Democrat Party's nominee because George Soros in Barack Obama and a couple of elite Democrats got in a smoke filled room and decided to throw Joe Biden overboard, that is not how it works. That is a threat to democracy, not the Republican Party, which is fighting for democracy every single day. The media says, well, you know, JD said some critical things about President Trump 10 years ago, and Kamala Harris, of course, called Joe Biden a racist and then ran with him two months later. And I think my friends, because I was critical of President Trump in 2016, I realized two things. One, the media lies about this guy nonstop. They really do. It's unreal. He's a good husband. He's a good father, good grandfather, all of his family from Melania on down. They love the guy. That's why we were so scared last Saturday when an assassin almost took him from us. To Middletown and a lot of forgotten communities all across our country, because we really have been forgotten in Middletown, Ohio. They think that we're backwards. They think that we're bad people. They think that we don't know how to do anything. And we do, ladies and gentlemen, this is where things are made. This is the source of America's greatness, but I just want to say, I promise you this. I will fight every single day to restore an America that works for Americans. This is the one in the AP article. Yeah, I think I don't think that was the right video either way. There's a clip in like a link to the clip in there somewhere. That one lie, Bob, you're referring to husband. Good husband. You don't know what their arrangement is. Let's face. She knew what she was getting. You should have known. She should have known what she was getting. I 100% agree with that. You know what she's getting in, too. You've got your own arrangement, Bob. Yeah, with your both. It's not like it doesn't benefit you that much. I've handled that. I put my foot down with him. He doesn't he doesn't sleep in our house anymore. I bought him the house next door and he sleeps there now. I put my foot down. He doesn't sleep in the master anymore. Well, he's looking at his master bedroom. My wife suits her a lot, too, but I was like, listen, buddy. Yeah. Not in my house. Yep. You get your own house that I bought for you next door and you live there. By the way, Chris Cross gave us 10 bucks for Gary to buy a damn shirt. Wow. No, I don't support that. It's about $5 too. I like it. He's not wearing a shirt. Look at him. He's took the one shirt he had on. He's now taken off. He just took off. So $10 is too much. You can get one for $5. Yeah. There's a Goodwill like fucking right down the road here. Sure is. About a mile down the road. He's a Goodwill guy. Not a new t-shirt guy. All right. Now is the point of the show we get to the drinking bro of the week. Come on up, sir. You've been here all day drinking hard AF Seltzer's with us. If you're not in the studio, you can submit on drinkingbros.com Bob PullupaDrinkingBros.com. All our guests walks on down here. No theme music Delco. All right. Rude. Rude. That's okay. Not any theme music. That's fine. But popupdrinkingbros.com. You can submit for drinking bro of the week. It gets emailed to us live on air. We'd rather have you here in person while you're on drinkingbros.com. Check out the merch. We got some yard signs, limited edition left. I think maybe like 45 of these left. The old convicted felon 2024 signs for the yard. Those are flying off the shelves there. We order a certain amount. Once they're gone, they're gone. So grab them now on drinkingbros.com while you're there. Tons of merch. Hard AF Seltzer merch. She's got the new foam hats that I'm wearing. Best in the biz over there. Now we got everything dialed in, feeling pretty fucking positive about the goddamn show here. Welcome. My man. What's your name? Savita Tran. How long have you been listening to the show? So I'm one of the range 15 homies. Fuck off. So yeah, I'll actually, you know, Scott Jansen from Warfighter Boyce. Warfighter Boyce. I actually spent the last couple of days down in San Antonio with them. So yeah, back in the day, he owned that gun store. So he took a lot of my money back then and he continues to take my money with Warfighter Tobacco. So that's kind of how I got wrapped up into all this. Love Warfighter Tobacco. I wonder if our promo code still works there. I think it was a DV 10 or drinking bros. Try it. I don't know. Yeah. Love Scott. He just pops in a couple of months ago. Love that, dude. Who would you like to give drinking brother? So that's a pretty easy one for me. That's my dad. He passed on a couple of years ago. And so his is a wild story. We should make a movie of it, but he was actually born in Vietnam, fought in the war South Vietnamese Ranger officer there after the war was over. He stayed, ended up doing some time in the re-education camps and then eventually he got out of that, made it to Hong Kong, made it here to the States where he met his wife, my mom, and then took on the biggest challenge of his life, which was raising the four of us boys. Shit, dude. Yeah. And, you know, cancer, cancer got him, he had actually taken a round through the ankle on an ex-fill and hospital treated and they did a blood transfusion and back then they didn't check for Hepatitis C. Shit. So he ended up Hep C positive until the drugs came out to get that, you know, cured from that. So he was Hep C free for, I don't know, 15 years or whatever. It was Gilead, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. But you don't undo 40 years of damage. So that eventually turned into a cancer and that's what took him eventually. So shit. That's my drinking bro and yes, I did get a chance to drink with him quite a bit. But that's my drinking bro the day. Cheers. Yeah. Or life. For me life. Yeah. You guys can have it for the week. Drinking bro of life. And then you brought us a bottle of booze here. Side show spirits. Where is this from? That's actually out of Lincoln, Nebraska. So really? Yep. Everybody asked when Harnay of Selser's coming to Nebraska, I'd love to, and we haven't tailgated yet there for drinking bro sports because I heard they fucking rage down there. We have not been shut down the Haymarket and everywhere around the Memorial Stadium. And I tell all your fans the same thing, all your Husker fans the same thing. I'm like, just get a good team because we want to go, but we only go to the biggest games of the week. And unfortunately, unless we're playing Ohio State, that's yeah, we're not even then. Yeah. Last night game you had was Ohio State and it wasn't great. You remember the score at halftime? Yeah, it wasn't great. 55 to zero. Why do you have to say it? 56 to zero. Why do you have to say it? Ohio State on the road at Nebraska night game. You guys are all fired up and it was amazing and then it was like, oh, no. Yep. And then we went down to the Haymarket and you know, burned it down and got drunk. Yeah. Yeah. You sure did. So I'll take a sip of this live on air here. Is this one of your faves? It is one of my faves from that distillery. I will warn you, it is a 115. So oh boy, I appreciate the heads up on that 115. Take a sniff first. Fuck. God damn, dude. My eyes are watering. All right. Let's do it. Cheers, everybody. If you want a free Joe exogenous necklace, I got one for you here. Cheers. What do we? What's the Husker chant? What do you got? Go big red. There you go. Go big red. And I'm in Texas. So no one, you know, no one does the call back. For 115, it's not bad. Man, that cleared out my system, my great grandparents system, even though they're dead, that's really coming through the whole lineage right there. Oh my God, man. Oh boy. Holy shit. Now to be fair, normally I have that over like a rocks and don't take it straight to the face from the bottle. It is tasty. It is tasty. So I'll give you that. I'll give you that, but I wouldn't recommend drinking it out of the bottle. My God. Whoo. I'm Rick Flaring it over here. Whoo. Shit. That'll hit you, man. Well, dude, you've been here for the last day and a half and joined shows with us. You just in town for funsies? Yeah. Just took a vacation. Like I said, I went down to San Antonio, hung out with the warfighter boys for a couple of days was on the Freedom Friends. Well, I wasn't on the Freedom Friends podcast, but I was hanging out there. Jack showed up. Mandeville? Yep. Mandeville. That piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Showed up in like this pink yellowish Hawaiian shirt. It was great. Classic Jack Mandeville. Yeah. I love that guy. Yep. And his fancy Volvo. Yep. Of course. Of course. But yeah, so I'm just up here for a couple more days and I'll head up to Nebraska over the weekend. So kind of a bit of vacation for me. Awesome. Well, hey, we appreciate all the support and thanks for coming in today. Enjoy some hard enough seltzer. Take a 12 back with you. Nice job. Yeah. I've been working on it all afternoon. Yeah. Sure have. There was somebody else who stopped in back there. Who do we got? He can't be on the show. Yeah. He's like not a fucking prayer. Not a fucking prayer. That I love, dude. I get it. Holy shit. Yeah. I host the goddamn thing. I wouldn't risk it if you had a good job. Hey Ross. What's up here? Before we wrap real quick and I talk to our audience. About what? It depends. Now, the channel's being throttled pretty heavy by YouTube. It has been for years actually. Yeah. And we had some shorts blow up and then they basically just dropped off all in one day and I think there might be like some sort of somebody at YouTube probably flagged the account. So just make sure you engage with all the clips and all the live chats obviously always fucking awesome. But with all the shorts and stuff that we're posting just go in there and blow them up because it's- What are you talking about? Liking them and making comments and stuff. Liking them, sending them to people, stuff like that because not a lot of people are seeing them out of nowhere. I mean we went from we had a huge spike and then it just over that one night just dropped off. We had 5.2 million views in one week and then it dropped off the face of the planet which always happens. Yeah. And I think it's because we're not being seen in the shorts feed but I would only get into the technical stuff. Just make sure you engage with the posts, like them, comment on them, send them to people, stuff like that. And click that bell in the top right hand corner there for notifications. That way it comes to your phone. We're live on air and you can join us. We love you. We're here day in and day out with you fighting the good fight. Go to iTunes, rate the show a 5-star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a 5-star and you can walk away. For Anthony, I'm Ross Patterson and this is Drinking Bro Spake News Good night everyone. [Music] [Music] [MUSIC PLAYING] (dramatic music)
