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Chopped Chumps - 7.23.24

A hot tin roof couldn't keep these Chumps from calling in, we didn't have time for them on the Chump Line. So here they are on the second Chump Line of the day, Chopped Chumps. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.
Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
23 Jul 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

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A hot tin roof couldn't keep these Chumps from calling in, we didn't have time for them on the Chump Line. So here they are on the second Chump Line of the day, Chopped Chumps. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.