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LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

Death is a Beautiful Blonde: Chapter 3

Jump back into the 1940s and into the gum bottomed shoes of Detective Bam Barkley as he struggles to work out what the heck is going on against the debilitating tidal forces of his own insatiable libido in a sea of large breasted temptation. This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - sheds light on many of the mysterious elements of the previous two: but how much should Bam believe? Is he both literally and figuratively digging his own grave?


Can Bam bring out the big guns in this chapter to blast open the secured barracks of this case? Or will his artillery shoot wide and cause civilian deaths in a nearby village? Just like the class of heavy ranged weapons that launch munitions far beyond the range and power of infantry firearms, there's no doubt that Bam's "hog" will, at the very least, breach the defensive walls and fortifications of the feminine reproductive zone.


TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.


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Broadcast on:
26 Nov 2023