The Group Chat
#114 - OH MY GOD...
[Music] Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you guys back to the group chat, the group podcast episode four. Let's address the elephant room, let's kick it off to a crazy, a crazy start. Soft willy, got a haircut. In this episode, we're pulling smash or pass first ladies, can we pull up Hillary Clinton? This is how you want to intro it? That's how you want to intro, that's, this is, that was an insane intro. I'm presidential. Okay, few things we need to get centered. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Shady's back. I don't know if it could be over there. Hey, hey dude. Yeah, I don't know where I'm going to put him. I have to figure it out. Wait, can you put him right here first? Can you just put him right here first? Can you just put me anywhere? All right, viewers, look, watch real quick. Ready? Here? What? I fucking hate you. Why would you move here? You fucking ask, so you're making it harder for me. I threw him to my other hand. Yeah, my face had this one working. Tanner is back. Yummy is sick though, so Yummy is out of the game right now. He has like a weak immune system, so a bug bit him. He actually has probably the weakest immune system I've ever seen. He's been sick for like four weeks. He said he doesn't, he's a TV and he got sick. He sniffs anything small, anything, he's just, he's sick. Every single time he comes over and does podcast, he leaves on a sour note. Like we got to get rid of that ugly environmental ball thing full of... Yeah, he's blaming that. Oh, that might be it actually. No, it'd be so sad. I don't know, I feel pretty fine next to it. I hear it clicking, but it's fine. Okay, I'll be real. Some noise articles. Yeah, you guys are a little great on me. What's up, T? I was like dusting my room before I left, you know. And I dusted my ceiling fan that's been on for almost like a year and a half. Uh oh. And it was like black dough cake. It was just like the grossest dust I've ever seen. Hey, when was the last time you exchanged the air filters? Nope, we haven't. When was the last time? Nope. Nope, Tanner and I did. Me and Isaac did a couple months ago. A couple months ago. Wait, actually you're supposed to change everything. I believe you. Is it like every six months or something? Yeah, it's like every six months. It's every, I thought it was like every three. Probably. We did it two months ago. It's probably better to do it every three. But then again, I think if like you have pets and stuff like that, you do every three. Or else a DIY that gets sick. Every 90 days, three months. Three months. Three months. There we go. That me up virtually. How's the pet doing? By the way, the group pet? Oh, he died. He actually died. He killed over. He got, he, he got like leukemia for, for pets. For, for little guinea pigs. I don't want to be buried. You got a guinea pig and it died? Uh, well, I'll be real. If I had a guinea pig, I could have 40 guinea, guinea pigs in my life and I wouldn't care if they died. Guinea pigs are so annoying. Yeah. They go. They kind of expendable. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. They're so unfulfilled. I mean, we've talked about it right. It's like the weirdest ways possible. They try to liken themselves and all that. They're so dumb. Yeah. I'm getting an idea, actually. So we each get a series of hamsters with different skill sets and whoever makes the perfect civilization skill sets. They have certain skill sets. Like you have carpenters. You have presidency. You have a bunch of hamsters. These are all hamsters, though. These are hamsters. Okay. And there's some that are programmed to be like convicts and stuff. What do they get? Like a new planet, right? Like a dollar, two. Three dollars. But also three dollars. That's like a crazy science experiment. And you get three bucks. What Roblox game gave you the inspiration there? I think we can make it a Roblox game. Let's make that a Roblox game. Developers get on that. Larry and I actually just played a damn Roblox game yesterday. That's crazy. Oh my God. The monkey adventure one. Monkey raft, yeah. Monkey raft, yeah. What do you guys think? We're just two monkeys floating around and killing snakes and stuff. It's crazy for Roblox games. And you get a swing around and you knock out a tree and there's bananas that fly out. It is high tech. Great time. Fun time. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. My vaud is on Twitch.tv/GrownCliff4K. Check it out. Boom. Oh yeah. So real quick, before we continue, the last podcast was taken down. Okay. So I'm going to address that. Oh yeah. Really fast. Really quickly. We are never addressing politics ever again on this podcast for as long as this podcast airs. If you have a problem with that, please. It's funny. But you know what, Grunk, let's put it back up. How about this? How about this? Yeah. We're in a big section just for Grunk. It's going to be almost like an, it's almost like an ad placement where like mid-conversation of cuts. Right. And then when you hear, like, like Trumpets and like jets flying over and Grunk can be talking about what he wants to talk about and it goes back to the podcast. Dude, this reminds me of an art discord server. We have the spot chat science, politics, art. And that's what it meant. Yeah. I thought spot was like a science politics. Aces. Science politics. Something else in history. Scientist politics. Atheism. Heterosexual. I love my favorite chat in the series. Those are the three or four requirements. And he waves. That's why I go into bait. And that's. Yeah. The mods. Amen. Wow. I didn't know. Yeah. So like to get the spot chat, you had to get approved to go to spot. ID verification. Wow. Advocate. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Months and people. You're gonna get banned. I wonder how it's going right now? True. The only thing holding you from getting banned is your owner. Yeah. Do you saw on it? I do own it still. Wow. You're using my hands for a minute. You got to sell it. I do own it. Hundred billion. Own it and you own it. Dude, that's a five year old server, dude. Yeah. Can we do it a little bit? Some people have been alive. They've been alive. First grade. Bruh. Crazy. Can you pull up a picture of Uncle Sam please? Why? Someone was just born just now and that's snap of a finger. Dude. Is somebody died or like that? Wait, can we manifest? Life and death. The successful birth right now. You know what? I tried to like think about this every time you breathe in. Somebody dies every time you breathe out. Someone is born. True. Wait, that's a really good way of thinking about it. You know what's also crazy? I found out that there's a cat named called Archibald. Archibald? Archibald. The cat. That's just a normal name. Dude, that is not a normal fucking name. I know plenty of people named Archibald personally would hate myself for every person named. Like, my nickname was Archie, but my full name was Archibald. Look up Archibald. No, they details. It's kind of lit though. I was in school and my graduating class had 13 Archibalds. I'm not even lying. Whoa. Is it Archibald? Some Archibald. B-A-L-D. Archibald. No. Archibald. Okay. It's like an altar. You go. Oh, that's a real Archibald. Look at the one on the far right. That's Archibald asparagus. Asparagus with a monocle. That's in a bow tie. That's actually great. Yeah. What do you know about the Archibald? Yeah, they're identical. Dude, he looks like he's smart. Oh, look at the right. Look at that glow down. Holy. A monocle can change everything. Did I glow down? A monocle. No. Look at that. Wait. He's so chill though. That's the aristocrat. No, he's chill. He had the vibe. Larry and I need to share something funny that happened yesterday when we were streaming. I'll be honest with you. I don't know if we're still affected by it, but go ahead. I fucking hope not. I hope not either. You told me that they can't do anything. No, they can't. I mean, I don't know. Everyone that I've read were like, by the way, post 23, or 2023, there's a patch that now disables them for max new computer. But just like GTA, they can still collect your IP or find it. So Larry and I played Black Ops 3 zombies yesterday. Oh, no. And we were, you know, he was streaming and which, by the way, we've already streamed before. Yeah. It never happened before. Yeah. And we didn't know that there was like a patch T7 or whatever it's called. So we were just sitting in the lobby and some random person joins and starts blasting music. And it's just, it's just saying a whole bunch of slurs, like mainly the N word in their, in their like voices. Yeah. It's just like so boring. Actually not even funny. Runes it for everyone involved. And they were just like, spamming. Like Brandon. Fuck you. Yeah. It is. And I'm so curious. Cause like, what is the pro, mental processing behind that? It's like, do they even gain anything out of it? Yeah. They gain any like, happiness. Like they spend like the N word slurs in their, in their like voice chat, spammed IPs and then crash my game. When we're so chill, they spammed IPs. Wait, it's Brandon not the same name as the guy who went in our GTA sessions or who was that guy's name? Oh, that was, that was dark Brandon. Sure. That was dark Brandon. I don't remember his name, but you had a weird as usual name. I thought it was Brandon. Oh, wait, it was just, that's the same guy. That'd be crazy, but I'm not, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the other guy, the other guy's name, but yeah, we got, we got breached. We got hyper breached. And with black ops two, it's way worse that it's a lot worse and they can have access to your computer. There was a clip I saw Vex you see and where like the other homeboy was getting a bunch of gay porn on the screen. Oh my God. Yeah. You know, that's amazing. Yes. Absolutely. Because they, I'm trying to, what they have is, it's called the peer to peer connection. So that, that means that the, you know, not, I don't know the whole technicality. So I don't want to, you know, sound like a total dumb ass, no, not even that, because I don't even know what a bully's saying. You do sound like a total geek nerd, I'm not gonna lie. Oh God. No, I sound like a complete dumb ass, but basically, no, you know too much. I know too much, bro. My head's getting big. I wish I could do this fucking edits. Fuck. I don't know how they do this. Like their head commercial. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That'll, that'll be a, if that's the case, this is probably as we post it next week. Yeah. Can I, can I talk about what we tried to do? Yeah. For like six hours. It's always like, can I talk about something today with Larry, for both you and me, it's funny. Huh. Wait, why? Oh, cause we always talk about Larry. It's always a side mission with this bro. No, he said, he said some shit, he was like, I'm just gonna enlarge my head and just go, whoop. Man, that take me like so long. So we, I asked him, I was like, Hey man, would you be able to like do some shit with Blender? Cause I don't really know how to work Blender. I understand like all the words and shit, but I don't understand how to use Blender myself. Or it would just be like faster if he did it, essentially. Yeah. Like you can learn it, but it's just faster with someone that knows. Yeah. So he got to a point, we were trying to like drop a sign down into a screen. That's how it's going to be the problem. Simple. Yeah. A wooden sign, right? Yeah. It like it swings like that. Thank you. It swings in. Yeah. And like stops. It almost looks like it smacks onto the screen. Right? Exactly. I know exactly. Five hours after. Was six. Oh my God. It was six hours. Six hours. We sat down for six hours and we could not crack. Well, here's the thing. It was six hours on one part of it. It wasn't even the whole thing. So what I did get down was the whole sign moving and hitting and like that worked out. Wow. That was great. The only problem we had left was making a like the rope basically that attaches to it and have it like simulate alongside the sign. So the sign can move like a break into like the screen, whatever. The rope was the problem and we didn't know how to fucking I didn't know how to do it. So I was trying to figure it out. Right. And we sat here. We sat downstairs for three hours. Okay. We were like four hours came up here for like two, try to figure it out, couldn't do it. And yeah. Do you still have the green screen file? I think so. Yeah. Can we just play it? So it's so what was the rope? Well, they're not going to be able to see it. Unfortunately. Oh, really? I could probably put it on the screen. What was the rope trying to do? So the rope. So you know when a sign drops down is connected by the ropes, right? Right. So the way the sign dropped down, we removed all the visibility of whatever was making the sign drop down and kind of like tilt and whatever. And then our job was to connect. So there was two ropes on each side? Yes. There was so you wanted to look like the sign was dropping from those two ropes and hanging there and swinging back front like that. Yeah. Got you. I thought I was at four. So I made a major booboo during that video we recorded. Really? Yeah. I was like, dude, I'm just going to, I'm already into it. I'm just going to yolo it, man. And I removed every single explanation ever from all the prompts practically every single prompt in this new video has like zero. Wait. Why? Because I was like, Oh, damn, I'm going to do this in post like it could be a really cool idea. Is this still a cool idea? Well, you can't voice over it. No, I did voice over it, but I also wanted other assets like a visual sign. Okay. So, so essentially instead of instead of having the in context, like a video context in the video, you're just doing a voice over with visuals and stuff like that. Technically, yes. Or just visuals that pop up and explain what you're supposed to do and why you're supposed to do it. That aspect still is pretty clean. Yeah. It's a great aspect until we spent six hours trying to make a sign. Yeah. Well, you guys have multiple editors at your disposal that we could reach out to. Trunkiness blender. Yeah. Chunkiness blender very well. I already I already. And he doesn't know how to do it? No, I feel my hands up like I was like, okay, I'm just going to do my own science. And I did. And it, you know, it's not. You made your own science? Yeah, it's just 2D. It's not 2D. So you're saying you drew them? No, I just stole them from Google. I hope you didn't draw them because I've seen what your like drawings look like. Dude. They're pretty funny. No, I didn't draw them. Pretty awesome looking put the things over another sign. I dropped it in myself, 2D style, whatever. Um, but yeah, it was it sucked, man. Blunder. Bro, I just remembered something. I thought that you were really good at drawing because I was remembering back to years ago when I used to do like those drawing videos. Remember you're fucking like insanely crazy, you're the really good draw. They were so funny, dude. I remember I used to be like, Oh my God, I have so many ideas like ridiculously good at drawing. They were so hyper. Yeah. For no reason. Yeah. Do you do like were they ever in those videos? I think I stopped doing those. Yeah. Yeah. Draw them a long time ago. I stopped doing those like 2019. Yeah. Yeah, the discord wrong ones. I did heat. We weren't we weren't in. We weren't in any, uh, really like, yeah, videos other than like two, maybe. Can you make another, uh, 30 minutes to make like a movie trailer? I was like, Oh my God, I was thinking that shit, dude. I will. Yeah. Oh, you had a really good one. You were aware as I'm good at drawing, he's good at fucking making the dumbest video and do all day. Do you remember like the car? Like, yeah. Yes. Yeah. The fast and furious building one for he kept slicing the same shot. It's the same crap. It's so good. I lost my mind when I saw it. You don't know what we're talking about. Is it? Was it your channel? Yeah. It's okay. It was Nick's channel. It was a 30 minutes to edit a movie trailer. Oh, it's so funny. I'm not going to lie. Watch Isaac's part. It's really funny. I'm not going to lie. I can admit on YouTube, that was my prime. I'll have to say. My blogs are like a different prime, but like that was my online prime of those types of videos. They were so funny. You don't know when your prime really is until. Oh, go ahead. After. That's just weird. Which is really weird because you could be like, I'm peaking right now. And the next month, you're like, Oh my God, I'm peaking right now. The next month. Yeah. I still don't feel like peaks are not what it looks like. Yeah, that's kind of true. I still feel like we haven't peaked, but like, I don't know. It's just my peak. I'm about a peak in basketball, dude. Do you want to say that? If Yummy heard that, he would be like Tanner, shut up. Well, he's not here. So this is my world. Tanner, wait, hold on. Ready? Hold on. Hold on. Is this. Yeah, bro. Tanner, literally shut up. You got to go. Dude, you know how hard it is to get in. You literally said it all the fucking time. Yeah. Yummy. I heard that. Basketball fun, please. The skill gap between you and NBA players is huge. No, literally the skill gap between you and a senior varsity player is insane. Dude, he doesn't want the podcast. He's never going to hear about it. No, the only time you want to hear the only one watching the podcast, I watch parts of it. I watch parts of the podcast if I'm not there, but I have not missed a single episode this year. So you have none. Yeah. You're really. You haven't missed either. Yeah, I haven't missed it either. I haven't missed anything either. If you missed anything. Right. There's no podcast. It's over. We rely on the last stuff. Yeah, we need to bring it back old school and then just send me the footage, bring it back old, bring it back old school, bring it back old school. Yeah. Turn it. Okay. Call me crazy. I wouldn't mind that. Crazy. Dude, it took like two years for this IRL thing to happen and we're going to switch back to. I'm not going back. I'm not going back. You know, you know, it's like, yeah, it took us a very long time to set all this up. There's a lot of shit that's behind these cameras and I remember the first episode I got uploaded and off the roof was like, man, I hate this. I missed the old set. I was like, no. I'm always going to be there's always going to be nostalgic. There's always going to be nostalgic is going to be remember the very first in real life podcast set up we did. Hold on. And we sat on the legs in that really ugly room and the carpet was like off. It was so bad, dude. That was great. It was not great. That was great. That had a nice homey fun to it. Didn't you do the Patrick laugh? I was like, yeah, that's so broke. You're like, oh, we hear like a little pop check set, check set. This was the original. This is the original. So what you're looking at right now in the middle camera is what this was going to be. This was going to be the original setup. Five guys in the bean bags would be out of the prime. I think that would have been chill. The five guys in the bean bag, that's what the podcast is. And then we were talking about different scenes that we were going to do and we thought of like a dungeon for whatever reason and we thought like really distressed sort of run down area. We were going to hire a guy to set up like actually make a full built studio like thing. One of the ideas that I had was like a rust bunker thing like a really rustic look. That'd be cool. For no reason. I mean, really there's no campfire in the middle. Yeah, campfire in the middle. Oh, that would be got sleeping bags, but that was a that was a hefty amount of money. I mean, we spent a hefty amount of money on this shit, but dude, I thought about the craziest idea ever. Why not? If we ever need to just get rid of the setup and we need to do podcasts, we just go to like a furniture store and you set up podcast in every episode rooms to go. You just you sit in a new new couch in a new setup. Yeah. I just want to check out this couch. Do you have in the back? Yeah. Hold on. I'm really quick. Welcome back to episode two hundred or they could just sponsor us, you know, they just give us a free set up. Has there ever been a on the go podcast where like all the guys are walking with the mics and there's like, yeah, the misfits, like walking with them following the thing? Do that no way. No, I think there was they did that in a hotel, I think they didn't like a restaurant to you in a hotel room and they like was a static cameras where they walking around with that they were static. It was static. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying we all walk around with mics. There's so many go bros and have like two, two gifts. There's so many ideas. I come to mind when I think when I think podcast and what is like the most outrageous shit we could do. Larry and I were just like he was sitting in my doorway like a kid and he was like doing that thing on on like the two sides of the door. He was like, what if we went to the beach? I was like, while I was showing you there's a podcast I watched called the emergency in a calm. Oh, it's right after that. I love them. And they had this big where they started the podcast by hanging off of the ceiling like like like in like a spy like spy-esque thing. I was like, what if we just why can't we do this? Because another bit they do a lot was breakaway bottles. Oh, they sure love a lot of breakaway shit and they like smash each other with the bottles. Yeah. I don't want to get smacked in the head so bad with one. I know right. I want to get it. Does it hurt? It doesn't. It don't. It don't. It don't not hurt. Oh, wait. It don't not not hurt. I do not. Don't think. I don't. I don't not do don't think. Yeah. It might not maybe. Yep. Hurt. Maybe possibly. Possibly. These armrests by the way I can see how you can get. Yeah. You just like start like doing weird shit with it. Yeah. This is kind of weird. Did we ever talk about the video that we recorded a few like a week ago? The food video? No, we didn't. Should we? We'll give a little insight. I think I think it's a little funny. Yeah. We did. We did talk about it? I can't remember. Okay. Mentioned. It's going to be very like vlog-esque. Yeah. It is going to be very vlog-esque because of the way we set it up. And it's just going to be. It's a chiller video. It's a chiller. It's beautiful podcast or not podcast campfire camp camping video aftermath. And then like there between that and then right now, we have you out of the house. We have yummy out of the house. So we got like there's just so many shits, 10 is losing family or in the old. Yeah. I don't know what the acronym for Washington is. What? Why? BMW? Yeah. Yeah. So many shits, bro. A lot of shits in the ceiling too. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, a lot. A lot did happen in our personal lives. Yes, bro. But I'm running for presidency. No way. Dude. I would vote for Mr. B's for president. Would you? I'd give you one dollar. Who's that? I really should have camera and he's always on TikTok. Oh, Brit. Oh, Brit. Brit Peterson. Brit Peterson. Brit Peterson. Oh, Brit. He has 1% of all electoral college votes. Is he he's on the ballots? Are you trying to run? Yeah. People have you can vote. You can vote for literally anybody. You don't have to. I can I could go to the ballot. It's right. Yeah. Everybody if you're watching this right in Tanner last name. Right. Big two. Tanner last name. Please write in Tanner last name. When you swing the vote, everyone the vote for big team. Tanner Johnson. Big T army will rise up. Yeah. Absolutely. This big T army that it's going to be like a I think of it like 300 where like the Spartans are like to the votes. Standing at the ballots. Dude, I'm fucking excited for GTA six. Like I'm so excited. I'm like, hey, why are you laughing because that's my segue? It's a real segue. I'm not voting for you anymore. Yeah. Actually, you laugh at your voters. Look at my head. I kick you down the hole in the 300, Nick. You kick me down the hole in 300. Are you excited? Yeah. Why am I excited because that's going to be like a new era of content creation. So like think of it like this to be a new era, but it's just going to be like no, it's going to be a new era. Do you think so? GTA five. In my opinion, dude, think about all the youtubers, but you can set a standard. There's a standard now for like all like GTA content. Yes. Not all the youtubers who started from GTA five. Yeah. And think about all the youtubers that are now going, but also look at them, a cobble cop. Yeah. Level cop. Well, that's because he's a fucking idiot and was like, I'm going to know the AI videos now. Like not again, dude. I can't do it again. Dude. I'll just talk about Tony. Okay. Dude, you're wearing a canner. I'm the president. Hello, Mr. President. Dude, this hat's impossible. I should have. I never prepared. I forgot that you can't really just put headphones over this hat. Why don't you just put the hat over the headphones? Why don't you just put it above the brim? Yeah. Why don't you just put it above the brim or that to above the brim with the hat backwards. Yeah. And then there you go. Like that. Are you hiding your face or hiding your face and your hair? Because we've seen it before. That what? Give it up for Willie. What a great fix that was about time people started listening to me, bro, because I can chained up, for example, when you're playing there's a fly on the mic. I was watching that video today, this is our video of us playing chained up. Yeah. Dude, I'm never playing chained up with you guys ever again. You guys are making shit and apparently everyone in the comments session wants to agree that I'm dead weight, which makes no fucking sense. Did you even watch the video or did you just come through? You touched up sometimes, but like a lot of times you didn't. I clutched up, dude. That's because I was like connected to one of the biggest idiots known to mankind named Isaac and he was holding me back. No, actually. You guys. I was connected to Yummy. Can you guys finally leave like a dust pile like oh, we're just going to have you see like a arm one time. Yeah. It's like a arm. I'm like legs. His head comes out. He's like, oh, man. He brings it back down. He's getting the head of the spring fights over. We both have really long like wealth on our heads. I miss I miss the old cartoons like Boomerang from Cartoon Network. You guys remember that shit? You are. Yeah, you are. You are going for it going for what going for what just going at it. It's great. I love it. I don't let I don't let there be downtime is what that's called. What's your favorite game? I'm a chopper tree down today. Tree chopper you talk down a tree. Yep. You actually? No, I didn't. It was a few days ago. Wait question. There was a few days ago. I'm so excited. Did we ever talk about the failed episode 100? Did we? No. Not once. I also think every time with the one okay hold on off off script here every time with Oh, okay, okay, okay, dude, that was like the craziest vibe ever. Okay, sorry. We could continue. Yeah, we can't talk about it. Sorry guys. We just. Failed. Failed episode 100 was cray cray. It was funny though, but yeah. I was not there for that one. Yeah. No, I think I still have the recording of it and that might just be kept in the vault, but it is one for the vault. It is definitely one for the watch. I don't even know why I wasn't there. Gee, I it was also it was late as dark. It was like one. It was late. It was it was like 12 in the morning. Yeah, I can't remember why it was super super late, but yeah, that was just going to be stuck for the vaults, man. There's a lot of vaulted videos that I'm going to be keeping up. It's kind of like one of those like attic videos where you just forget about it. You leave it in the attic. You're like, Oh, look at this. I forgot. I had this. It's a lot of. No, it was funny in its own way. You should do a you should do like a six hour video of like footage that has never been seen before. Yeah. Like what? I have a written link do. I'll be so cool. A timeline on DaVinci of all the camcorder videos that I've done, and it is nine hours long. Oh my God. Wow. That's also nine hours with some of the videos cut up. Yeah. So it's just one of these days, a certain amount of footage that there's out there. One of these days that that security cam footage in the downstairs is going to go up live on YouTube. Would you guys get mad audience? I mean, who really cares? I think of the day, right? But like there's this really small video of when we lost a remote. We should. It was awful. That's like a whole new channel. It's like called the group. No, let's do it. Let's do it in the group channel. What channel? Just doing the group. It's not that. Do you know what that would do to us? What would that do in it? That wouldn't ruin anything. You know what that would do to us? You know what that would do. It's on the channel, by the way. It is. It's not. It's ready. It's it's private. So here's the thing about YouTube, Isaac. It's that. Oh, like you need to stop getting your head wrapped in the algo for a second and think about the creation. Think about the. In the fun. Think about the freaking art. Think about the fact that there is a video of you guys for seven minutes trying to find a remote that was under Larry's pizza box. Yeah. Yeah. That made me mad. Sorry. Would you just sorry, Larry? I wrote it down. Oh, he wrote it down. Yeah. Take take some notes, guy. Take notes. What's in your hand? What is that? Is that a plushie with a sheisty? Yeah. Oh, is that a what's his face? Oh, that's. Uh, Jonesy. Jonesy. Yep. Jonesy. That's like a damn. That's like three things. Like a little squid. Jonesy and then you got the sheisty. It's like a it's like a weird weird creation. Did Fortnite fall off? No. This current season is poo season two. Yeah. They hated a lot. The cars. They hate everything, but season one and two apparently. Well, yeah. No, they're hearing that for four years, bro. Bring back season one before this one. It was actually pretty fun. Dude, I've just been playing college football the new one that came out. I don't know. I thought I'd been playing game. Yeah. It's college football. It's like Madden, but for college. Yeah. It's not good. I saw the trailer for that. I think it looked actually really good for it. Dude. I learned it. 2K game. I went to Penn State as the away team. I heard Mo Bomba playing it like my routes were all shaky. I was scared. Like I actually wanted to quit. Isn't that the one I think I lost like by 21? I think Madden. Madden, whatever arch Madden, what's his name? Does it? Does it Madden? He's... Steve Madden? No, no, no. He's John Madden. You're a real person. No, he's a college. Oh, play men. I'm like that. Playmen Madden? Yeah. I forget his name. His name is um... Wait, do they stop making blitz games? I miss those games. Oh, like NFL Street or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. NFL... NFL Blitz game. I think I told this already, but I'd play Street 2 with my dad and I'd be running on the walls and he'd be like, "What the hell are you doing?" Oh my God. Arch. His name is Arch Manning. That's what I... Arch Manning. Arch Manning. Yeah, that's uh... Peyton Manning's and Eli Manning's little funny brother. Nah. Yeah, he's... The funny brother. He plays for the Texans, I think. No way. The Texas Longhorns are the Texans. No, the Longhorns. Sorry. He's playing college still. His name is Ephin Arch. His name's Arch. He sounds like like a super evil villain. He looks like an evil villain, bro. Arch Manning. What's his name? Arch Manning. It's over. Yeah, he looks like... Yeah, but here's the thing I heard about it. I watched a video. He apparently did not decline having his name be allowed to be used in the video game and instead got paid like $50,000 to promote the game instead. So like how these game, how these game companies, they have to like license your name. So from what I heard, this is what this TikTok that I was watching said. They said that they pay the players $600 and give them a free copy of the game. $600? Yep. That's it. So he opt out and instead got... He said he... Because his name... Manning. Yeah, he's a nephew, a former NFL player, Peyton and Elon. That's what I heard. I mean, hey, look, maybe this is the misinformation podcast, but like that's what I heard. No, that's... Yeah, he's the rumor on the street. He's a nephew. Rumor on the talk. Rumor on the talk. Sounds about right. I mean... Oh, dude. His last name... I wish I was in the NFL family. Oh, my God. Damn. Like, who would you be related to? I know the answer, but I want to hear your answer first. I know the real answer. Oh, Matthew Bill. Like, you could be the son or the little brother of someone huge. Barry Sanders. No. Wrong. You know who it's going to be? You're the son of Brett Favre. Tanner Favre. Tanner Favre. Dude. And you're a tight end. All right. You're Isaac Rothlisberger then. Fuck you. What the hell? You're Tanner... You're Tanner... Isaac Rothlisberger. And then your Tanner McNabb. All right. You're Larry Wilson. Dude. What's your problem? You're, uh, Tanner Bird. That's best. That's basketball. Larry, I found it, by the way. What is it? EA Sports paid Texas QB arch-manning between $50,000 to $60,000 to promote college football 25. Uh, the former number one overall recruit in the 2023 class will also receive, receive $600 and a copy of the game for opting in. See, how... He's just like... He's just the blood of Peyton Manning. That was... He's so good. Not a bad game. I don't get to how it's in their blood. It's kind of like, um... They're like bred to, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like the whole floor... Like as soon as they're born, like, do they just start doing drills? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. They start doing lads. Yeah. They start doing lads. And where it's like they're being like bred to be like... Yeah, yeah. That was the first moment. Yeah, it was gross. That was a really gross movie. Yeah, don't watch this movie. No, it's a great... No, you should watch it. It's a good movie. Is that one in another language? Or is that the one in English? No, it's English. It's the... This is the prequel. There's so many non-movies this year. I know. There's so much. Bro. Why don't they make like a fucking scary movie about like a, I don't know, a fucking apple? Yeah. That one here is scary. I guess 'cause, like, depending on what kind of scary you do, like zombies is a different theory than ghosts and spirits and then there's, I guess, like, just like religion and then there's... I don't know. I feel like we're hitting a cultural plateau if I'm being honest with you. I think so. I feel like music's all ringed out. Music's all ringed out. Entertainment's like, you know, videos and movies are all ringed out. It's all just a copy paste. The soul is gone. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Can we be the next Ghost Adventures? That's my final offer to bring back society. Okay, I'm down. Let's bring it back to society as a whole. Let's make a show where we discover haunted buildings and we're funny. I'll be Arin. Okay. I don't know the names. Nick, you're probably Zack. You're probably Zack. You're probably Zack. Your biggest loser. What's his name? What? Sal. Sal. See how you can be Sal. The biggest loser. Yeah. It could be any of them. It could be any of them. Yeah, it could be any of them. I'll be Sal. What the hell? Wait, what's this show called? Oh, my God. That's not the other show. No, the other show. Ghost Adventures. I'll be Sal. Ghost Adventures. Yeah, you can be Sal and Ghost Adventures and we tell you the things. Wait, is there anything? The bald guy who gets possessed or always gets, like, messed with. They make Arin going like the most haunted man ever. What was that? Oh, my God. What the heck was that? No, no. Dude, I just felt claw marks on my back. It's like, did you hear? I hear like a... "Hi." Did you hear it? Listen. "Hi." I heard a... "Hi." They keep going back. It's like the cut to go back to the safe. "Hi." Yeah, exactly. And they started up. I was like, was this the spirit of an angry EVP here? And it's like a crazy edit. And it goes away. Oh, my God. Yeah. So one, the two episodes I watched with Larry were... Unbearably stupid. That was great. No, it's so good. I've been watching them so many times since I've been here. They would find the littlest, the littlest little creak sound or anything. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you hear that? Oh, my God. Did you hear that? Oh, my God. Did you hear that? Oh, replay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dude, someone just touched my neck. Dude, Super Mega. Yeah. We're watching that Super Mega. What is it? The interview. We're like the guy murdered his family. Guy murdered his family over family guy. They're like, "Oh, my God." It's so stupid. It was watching me yesterday. And they do such a good parody. Like, that copying of everything. Because you have to know the details, right? You have to know. You have to watch the show and it's going to be like, all right. What did they call it? They didn't give up the whole one, dude. I did it. And now we see as the detective performs the classic Nananenapoo technique for he mocks. Yeah. It's like, we got a 3D artist to recreate the silly face that you probably made. You guys like tongue out. And then it's like a classic where they were saying like, and when they used the classic method of got your nose, and they used a reference photo of the thumb like this. Like reference photo of his nose. And then the good cop comes back. He's like, "No." By the way, I saw your nose. It's a pretty good nose. I would, I would work to get that nose back. Good cop, bad cop method. That was so funny. He's like, "What was his name Stewart?" He's like, "Yeah, we should call me Stewie." Yeah, he's calling Stewie, you know. I'm going to go closer to that name. Did that video do well for them? Got a mill? Oh, yeah. That's pretty solid. That's pretty great. But honestly, their skits do the best. Yeah, because like, for my opinion, like, when you're making those kinds of videos, you don't really even think. At least I don't really think about the numbers. I just think about like... No, well, it's an art. It's an art. It's like a real art. No, but it is art in a way. That video was really, really well made. That when he was showing the videos of him playing like with like the family guy plushies and whatever the hell, it was like old 2008 YouTube editing. Like the... Like how it looked. The outline. Yeah. I actually believe that it was real for a second, because I was like, "Damn." I didn't show you the first part, but like when the... You know how like they show like the detective for the cop? It was a cop like entering the home. They had like the body cam footage. It was like doing the voiceovers like, "So the cop went into the house and he made toast and he burnt the hell out of it." And then he like saw the body and he was like, "Oh fuck." And then it cuts to be like... Yeah. And then the detective found... Right. Yeah. That parody work. Beautiful. I love it. I love parody. Yeah, I like parody. I like satire. I like that. So good. Wait, isn't that the difference? Parity is making... Parity is just like a spinoff, but satire is making fun of something that's horrible, isn't it? Look at the definition of satire. I don't know. I don't know. I think satire is... Alex, look up. Doing something serious but to you. Oh, look up the definition of... The use of humor, irony, and exaggeration were ridiculed to expose or criticize people's stupidity or vices. Okay. So that's like South Park, satire, synapse. Parity. Well, there's one other way of... Parity is the imitation of style of a particular writer, artist, genre, with deliberate exaggeration from comic fiction. So Parity is like... Okay. That. I think of where it's like, where it's like more negative, I guess. Could it be Lampoon? What? Could it make fun of? Could it be passing? National Lampoon Christmas. What? How's lampoon? I love that movie. Good movie. Publicly criticized by using ridicule. What about? Check out this lampoon. How about... Mock. Mock. No. That was like a damn word. What are you talking about? That's funny. Just all that word for the first time in my life. What about moth? Did you say moth? I said moth. I said moth. Do you just reading the fucking synonyms? How did... What is this imitation? Maybe? Anyway. That simulation. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah, they were good at that. I'm not gonna lie. I'll give it to them. They were good at... Who does? King. Yeah. I'll give them the Golden Star for that video. Okay. Well, I have to really pee pretty bad, but... Yeah, it's all good. I talked about the past week because on Friday, as the podcast went up, I saw a tweet from C-Dog. C-Dog VA, and he was hosting an auction, and he had many, many items available. There was a signed Elden Ring, something, something by the Creator. That was pretty cool. What's cooler than that? I love that. Getting unblocked by Pokemon, that would have been really cool. Nice. So, I got into this bidding war with... At first, it was just me and this other guy, and I saw more pine, I think, to this other V-tube, right? I don't know. Stable Ronaldo, then, was bidding, and then I went to his stream, and Pokemon is watching his stream. So, I'm watching him watch Pokemon watch him bid against me, and we're going back and forth, and it gets so out of hand to the point where I'm like... I sent 30,000 as a bid, and it's flying. It's not. There was seconds. It's just constantly coming in. You got a poop on your stream, bro? Oh, it just fell. I thought there was a spider calling up your shoe. Nah, it's just a little fuzz. Oh, shit. But, yeah, it went all the way up to 500K by the end, I think it was an hour later. You have people like Mark Cuban XQC, Aiden Ross. I think there's things that actually Mark Cuban be real. No, it was not. They all got to move, and I was in second, and I was like, "Okay, second place. Got it. Cool." So, I'm going out throughout my day, and at this point, I'm like sort of pooping my pants. Nah, I'll really poop my pants, but the bids were going so fast that the likelihood that I was going to win this auction was so low that I didn't really care about putting that large amount of money. And then it got to a point where I was in the second, a few days later, I'm like, "I'm stressed," and then the other guy gets, he just disappears. Why? I don't know. Sean, the back of the head. I guess so, and I'm at first for like the entire remainder, the entire remainder of this entire auction for like another four or five days. And in the last minute of this auction, I get outbid by 500K. The amount of-- Wow. The amount of cope that I saw Isaac go through was insane, like at first he was shitting his pants. Could you just pull out? He asked me to-- I couldn't. It was crazy. That was a huge joke. Dude, that is not a joke. He asked me to ask Mark Pot at the bet for him, like bet above him. And she said, "Dude, that fucking sucks." He was like, "Dude, that's a lot of money. All right, well, I guess I just--" 30K, I guess. What did you say? $30,000, you laugh, you lose. You laugh, you lose, you poke him in, and then you're like, "Okay, dude, I'm just going to--" I'm going to make it worth it. Maybe she can get on the podcast or something. I hope it was so crazy, he was trying to make it so worth it. $30,000 for Pokemon to be on it. Surely, surely, surely hang out for a few hours for $30,000. Yeah, in my mind, in my mind, I was like, it was just such a shock that all these bids went away, including the ones that were cushioning me from first, that I was almost 100% sure were legit bids. There were some of those that were legit, but they got removed. Yeah, they probably just said no. I don't know why mine was there. I don't know if it's because I was an influencer, and it just didn't care. It probably thought I was funny. I'm an influencer. Yeah, they probably said, "Dude, this guy does not have that money." Like, "Dude, this guy sucks. Let's just keep his bid up." They probably saw that you didn't get kicked down, and you're like, "Oh, this guy didn't go with the bid." "Oh, this guy's going to fake bids." But this guy actually donated. This guy actually wants to, yeah. His bid looks real, like, real real. It was Isaac Y.W. Charity, and then I got out bid. Well, that's why, dude, probably W. Charity. W. Charity. W. Charity. He's like, "Oh, he's nice. He's no good." You were shitting bricks, dude. It was so funny. I accepted it at the very last second. I was like, "Well, if it is, it is, I guess that's it." Yeah. And then after losing that, Isaac won the $40 million fossil. Yes! He bets. This is like a stories, guys. This is like a stories. I won it. Congratulations, man. Where are you going to put that now? Because you hoard everything. You're going to put it in the other room with everything else. Right here. Larry, we're going to have to mask out. Oh, cool. It's like a stories skeleton. Every podcast episode. Because this is the only room that could fit it. I don't think so. I think it'll definitely be bigger than it. No, it's weird. Stegosaurus is our big. No, I'm just kidding. I'm going to fit in this room. Are those the guys with the spines on the spine? Yeah. Yeah. Those guys are cool. Spine on the spine. Yeah, like spines. Stegosaurus fossil. Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Oh, Stegosaurus. Oh, Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Oh, these guys. The Mohawks. There it is. The apex. Guys, badass. I wish ArkSurvivor was more lit. Whoa. That was more optimized and easy to play. They're making a new one. Yeah. They're making a new Ark. It's already out and it sucks. And it's like, yes. There it is. 60 bucks. Wait, is that like a baby Stegosaurus? No. That's the US billionaire by skeleton. That's a real one. Stegosaurus skeleton for 44.6 mil. Like if I was a billionaire, I'd buy that. I would do if I was a billionaire. I wouldn't. I think we're technologically advanced enough to grow dinosaurs again and make them roam. Whoa. I think we want that. I think we can do that. Straight inside of a bone, let it go. If I was a billionaire, I would buy like the, the bank that Tanner uses back in Washington and then like just put like a million dollars into his account one day and you'd like freak out and see his reaction. And then you take it all away and then I'm ruined. I just slowly take it away. Every day there's just like a fee, like a, not supposed to be a honey cake. Okay. Well, Lisa's like, what do I do? And he starts spending money. Oh. As the weeks go on, there's like more gold bars and statues behind you. My mom called me up yesterday or today, I think it was yesterday. Yeah. And she wanted me to, um, do you want me to look into taking money out, like taking at least a little bit of cash out because she's like a little concerned with like the financial state of the world, I guess, like the banks and stuff. It's pretty bad. It's like, put some money into gold and put some money into silver, get some money out just in case. But remember when that was a big fear back when crypto was a thing? Yeah. Yeah. That was like a big thing. Yeah. They were like, that's going to rule the fucking world. And like, the dollar is going to be up and then it's going to, I can just imagine this going back to like the balloons and like, I wish to go back all the way to seashells. Yeah. Yeah. It was the opposite. They were not. They were like, Oh man, this is like such a joke. It's a flash in the pan, but there's so much money behind it. Yeah. Well, I think it was, it's the least, all right, it's the most volatile investment you could possibly make. Well, okay. So remember properly, I remember back in 2012 or 2013, when I even heard about it, the stigma around it was that if you had Bitcoin, you were a criminal. You were a thief. You were a criminal that you were, you were trying to not be traceable. You were paying for drugs that you were buying hit men. Yeah. You were going to read once. Black market. So good. All the, that's what I heard all those years ago and back in my days to be gift cards. Oh, used to be Xbox points. Google the 1600s. Microsoft points. Oh my God. Why? Microsoft points are crazy. I got scammed when I was a kid for that. I went to a challenge lobby and he was like, yeah, dude, 1600 Microsoft points started. And I'm like, how, why has that even worked? He said, because my software, I need the code in order to do it. He says this message is moving to get it. You fell for that shit. I fell for that shit. I kicked from the fucking lobby. Yeah. I got a message. I got the same message from another, another person, the same guy that was like sending him out to keep scamming people, messes to all friends and recent players hosting Xbox Live challenge lobby. Nice. 1600 Microsoft points to enter. Yup. Nice. Damn, he probably even used Microsoft points for fucking cosmetic games. DLC. I feel like I've gained myself a little bit. Used to. I said, I feel like I fucked myself a little bit with the discord. There was a, there was a DM I got on this court that was like, Hey, I don't know if you're using your Xbox, uh, game pass, game pass, but like if you don't, if you're not, I'll take it. And you know, I wasn't using that shit. So it's like, okay. Yeah. Sure. Thought nothing of it. Um, couple of days later get the same DM again, and I was like, Oh, cause it was the exact same format, right, but from a different account. Right. And now I'm like, huh, now, I don't know if there's anything that could possibly happen by giving somebody. I don't know if it's like a bot just collecting all these expos. They're just collecting codes. There's, there's a lot of the probably for like, either they're going to sell them or they just use them. Okay. Because if you don't even pass, you have access to literally all those games that Xbox allows now. It's true. Buying games is in the past. Dude. Now it's all Netflix core. Now it's all subscriptions. Netflix. Red box. Red box. Baby box. Side box. Shot in the back of the head. Yep. They still have machines around. They do. That's a crazy part. Let's steal one. They're all dusty and like worn out. Yeah. They're also all in Walgreens. They're always in Walgreens. Dude, let's get an F in red box. Come on. They're supposed to take it back. Dude, their bill is probably so high. My finally probably has a hell of a ton. Yeah, we're guys. Okay. Either that or what's the other one? Blockbuster. Blockbuster. Blockbuster. They are gone. Yeah. They're gone. You want to hear a phrase, your one, bro? Radio shack. Radio shack. Radio shack. You want to hear a crazy one? Dude. Uh, hmm. Vitamin shop. Vitamin shop. Vitamin. No. You want to hear something crazy? You want to know the closest chilies in my town? Chilies? Yeah. Yo. The closest chilies in my town is like two hours away. Wow. Who the fuck? Fucks with Blimpy. What are you talking about? You talking about the fucking YouTube? You talking about chilies, dude? What is no? Oh, thank God. Blimpy. Blimpy. What? It's like an alternative to Subway. Dude, what? I've never heard of that. Shout out to fucking Blimpy. The alternative to Subway is Quiznose, dude. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's Jersey Mike's word. See, this is how I thought you were Blimpy. Blimpy. BLIMPIE. Oh, this guy. I hate him. BLIMPIE. It's just going to be a corner store. Blimpy. Stop right there. Bang. Blimpy. Why in the world is that? America's Subshop. I'm telling you, America's Subshop. Wait, look up when Blimpy was a thing. Look up when they started. Look up how many Blimpies there are in the world. Get ready for a single thing. That's an asset. That's a perfect bucket. Look at that shit, dude. That is not real. Look at what? Blimpy location. How many? Oh, I wanted to only start it. All right. Whatever. Location. Sure. Okay. 24 and they're all in my town. Wow. Oh my god. Like eight. We visited every single Blimpies. Wait, what's every Blimpies in the world? Blimpy. Blimpy. Um. Origin date. I don't know. What the fuck would you call that? Creation date. Origin date. Where's the origin story? Dude. I told you. They're fucking old as shit. New Jersey. Who was contesting you? No one was. No one was like, dude, they're not from Jersey. We're just looking at them. Look up some way. Look up some way. Like everyone knew they're from Jersey. Subway origin date. Let's see. Oh, my fucking god. Subway is a copycat. Wait. Wait. Actually. Oh my god. 1965, 1986. Oh, what? So wait a year later. What? Look up Jersey mics. Subway took the flow. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Jersey mics. Oops. No, no, no, not. Jersey mics origin. Oh, dude. From Jersey mics. No. Wait. Everybody. Literally like had the idea for sandwiches like within the same decade. Hey, are you guys noticing something though? Point Pleasant, New Jersey. Go back one. Dude. Pleasant Park, New Jersey. Okay. Go back. Leaky. Connecticut. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, Moisti Myers, New Jersey. Yeah. And Hoboken. Hoboken. Horrible. Hoboken. Yep. Okay. We never, I mean, dude, it's New Jersey. Fortnite sandwich. Fortnite reference. It's going to be a sandwich. It's going to be sandwiches from there. Dude, I'm telling you right now, New Jersey is the goat. Without New Jersey, we would be culturally corrupt. All right. Look up. Genos. There's a, there's a castle in New Jersey that want to visit. We would be culturally corrupt. It's culturally without a hogi. What did you say? I said without New Jersey. I want to he say. Who's not the hogi? What? Without the hogi? What did he say? I don't even remember what it was. He said something really silly. Why? That was pretty silly. Hogi. Everything would be culturally- We could be culturally corrupt. I said without New Jersey. Yeah, that's what he said. Without New Jersey. Without New Jersey. But yeah, also without the hogi, we would be culturally- Without the hogi. Yeah. Yeah. Cultural. Dude, imagine, dude, I'm telling you, an Italian sausage changed the way the world worked. Wait till you find out- They did it, really? They did. Really? Filly cheese steaks. Come on. Filly cheese steaks are the best. Filly cheese. Filly cheese. Oh damn. Now it's a war. Okay. Wait, hold up. Do one more favor for me? Look up. Wait. Is this- Do I say it? Oh, wow. That's right. I'll say it. I've never had that. Scholowski's has dry ass sandwiches in the 90's. Fuck you, Scholowski's. On God, I've got some dry ass buns. Straight. Like, actually, Scholowski's tastes like air. Like, you didn't mean the legend. Dude, I eat the biggest sandwich that they have, which is fucking massive, by the way. The giant one. It's like, there's my head. Yeah, dude. It's actually probably bigger than your head. Look up on ginos, ginos, uh, or is it- Well, I small pretty ladies and gentlemen at home, we're looking up facts. Ginos pizza? Mm, sure. Look up Cece's pizza. 1961. 1861. No. Oh my God. My glasses are fogging up. That was the dust ball. Sorry. 1861. It looked like a 17. What's the oldest food ever? Like, oldest store. Like, oldest store. Where the fuck are these? These are so boring. Fucking bear. I know. This is like, what? What even is this podcast? Dude, this is what the people want. This is all they want. What is this? Bread? All these. Five thousand pieces. Wow. Man, this is the oldest food man. Beer. 3500 B.C. What is this? Wow. We've figured that out, bro. They made bread. Oh, shit. The apple. Oh, hi. It's a tart. Pies. Oh my God. We're so dumb. We're so dumb. What? Jesus broke the bread. This burger is an old dish. So the way. They've probably had bread. Wine too back then. They were so advanced. Yeah. Wait. But what was before bread? Wheat. Fish. Wheat. Fish. Fish is a good one. Burgers were made after Jesus died. You eat in Mary. Okay, but for real though, which came first, that chicken are the egg because I think the chicken. It was the egg. That makes no sense. The chicken. The chicken. I know, sorry. The chicken had to start and then the chicken just decided to one day just. Like the chicken gets out of the water and starts walking on two legs. Right. The chicken. The chicken formulated from a fish. Oh, bro. But they have eggs. Evolution. And then turned into a raptor and then turned into chicken. Oh my. Oh my flipping gosh. It might be the egg. They had to have been the egg. If you want to go to play the evolution route and it wasn't like a three day thing. Because learning the human. If you look at early life in the beginning stages, it is a little molecule with one eyeball just floating in the world. Yeah. And then it grows into something bigger. That's an egg. Oh, who made that? Me. God. I need to go pee and then I got to go to the doctor. I think that the big, the big fucking bang shit did that thing. Big fucking bang shit. Dude, the big bang is, there's a lot of holes in that shit. It's not trying to real it. Scientists are realizing that their fucking dumb is dirt and that they're like realizing you have to go to the potty. I have to use the bathroom. Okay. Okay. Watch the three hour video of how the earth was made. Farewell. No farewell. Nothing. That's how you leave it. Dang. Your Tanner was talking. You took off your headphones. I know I have to pee really bad. Your monster. Sorry, guys. We'll see. I'll see you later. I'll vote for me in office. Look in my cool hat and I'll tell me no. I'll see you back. Bye, dude. Go group. Good gamer. You're good, bro. Don't vote for him. He's the green party. I guess he's a bathroom. And then he's going to go drive 120 miles an hour on in a 60. He's going to be chill. Hey, I'm not. Did you see that? I'm not in it. Did you see that tweet where I was like, I had a dream. I was watching the debate and there was a third party called the gleeks and it was like a green Joe Biden. It was like missing in a year. It was like, I had a weird dream that there was a third party called the gleeks and it was like Biden. It was like, presidential debate and debate was green and there was like an alien. That'd be good. We need aliens, man. Like, yeah, we need a fucking alien to come on. We need a top on the podcast. We're accepting any aliens. I want to hop on the podcast and talk to them. How do we know that you would make the world funny? How do we know what the aliens aren't among us right now? Oh, well, I mean, surely I think so. Yeah, for sure. I've seen a UFO. I've seen you. Let me do some weird shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's taking off his fingers and putting him back. And when he's like, slaps his baby feet together like that, and he's like, we're eating like that. He's eating like that. And he slaps his belly a lot. Yeah. Yeah. That's like his weird inner alien. Yeah. That's his way of communicating. His communication. That behavior. Get back home. I don't know anyone else who behaves like that whenever they get, whenever they get food. Aside from like my cat. And so... The cat does that? No, he doesn't do that. He just gets the zoomies. But, you know, yummy gets the zoomies. I bet you guys miss me trying to reach for your food, pretend to eat it and say I'm just getting... You never do that to me. He only did it to me. Yeah. I actually don't miss it. I don't miss it. I like to leave Larry alone because he works hard. I want to leave him his meal. I want to leave him his meal. Bro. Dude, I won't see Tanner for like three, four days at a time. He'll sneak down the stairs, walk up to me, pretend he does that, and then just walk away and I never see him the entire day ever again. It was like the craziest routine interactions ever. That's my love language. Like, I miss that. I miss where... That is my love language. I'll be honest. I do not miss that. Because I do... I'm like a pit bull with my food. It's kind of like... I don't... You know how it is? I don't get close to my food, I'll probably just not eat it anymore. One of the things... Why some germs? I just don't fuck with germs. I blink... You're like... I don't want... I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. But like putting your hands in my food, I'm like, "Dude, you can wipe your butt three times with your hand, dip it in like a bag of Doritos and I'd eat the Doritos." If I was a dog, I would definitely have food aggression, for sure. I put a cone on you. That's fine. Put me down, bro. That's a better solution. Yeah. Can't lick your... Can't lick your privates anymore, huh? It's stupid. Can't... I'm gonna lick your own cooch, huh? The heck? Can't eat now without me speeding it to you, huh? Nah. I'm a dog, dude. What? What? All right. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside. Outside now. If I could be one animal in the world, I would probably be a fucking lobster or a sea turtle. What? A lobster? They live... They live forever. Why would you want to live forever? Why would you be a crustacean? Because I want to see... Why are you both doing the same arm shit with the fuck? Fuck. I want to be... I want to live for as long as I possibly can to see how the world evolves. Well, I'd be a molehead. Would you be able to come up and get that as a lobster? Huh? Would you be able to comprehend that as a lobster? I think lobster's seeing shapes. I mean, all right. I think about like this. I lived for 150 years. A fisherman pulls me out of the water and he's like, "Oh shit. This guy's old as dirt. I have to throw him back in to see how long he lives." And then I live again and I got to see how old the lobster is. You're able to tell. Look it up. Look up how... Yeah, you move slow. They're just big. Look at world's biggest lobster. World's biggest lobster. You're gonna be... We've 200-pound lobster. Yeah. That can't be real. That can't be real. That actually cannot be real. That's not real. That one's not real. That's real. That... Okay, that's real. I need to see a video of the world's biggest lobster. Okay, look at world's oldest lobster. World's oldest lobster tells a story. World's youngest turtle. Dude, I'm looking at that old lady and I was like, "Which one's with you?" 132 years old. That's what it's trying to say. Oh my God. How can he tell? 140. Damn, that lobster. That lobster, AD. Wow. I feel like they have rings on them like wood. No. Like trees. Look up world's oldest sea turtle. Some fuckers like forever. Because they don't have like... Because they don't have... The world's oldest alligator. Because they don't have like petters. Dude, no, they have predators. No, it's a tortoise. It's a tortoise you're thinking of. Oh, yeah, sorry. But you know what's kind of crazy? It's like they're storming the beaches of Normandy but the opposite way when they're first born. It's crazy. You ever see that? They all like run to the water and they get like picked off by like birds and shit? Jonathan is the world's oldest tortoise. In 1832. That's ridiculous. Holy fuck! Is he white? I actually see it all the way. Damn. Wait, he's still... He's still alive. Really long. Really long. You got to go see him. Yeah. We're going to go take a listen. And then cook and then cook him alive. Oh, fuck. And then take off a shell and wear it. Yeah. Yeah. Tucked up. Dude, sit on him. See how like, you know, how strong he is. Oh, man. Look up the turtle back to you. Hey, he's being strong. Turtle back. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to tell you something crazy. Oh, hell no. She is in Jersey. You got giraffes. Turtle back zoo. Riding turtles. Look up riding turtles. Never heard of giraffes. What? If I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure something about a turtle dying because people are riding them and they... Oh, God. Oh, God. What a... Dead turtle. Imagine being just like... Lion dies. Lion dies. Oh. That's a little back zoo. Dude, they're all dying in there. Turtle maws lying to death. Turtle... Turtle slowly eats lion. Lion never noticed. It's going to be lying. Hold on. Let me just check. It's going to be lying. Lion never notices. One of the three lines of the turtle bag zoo died from what officials believe was a gas. What the fuck is that? Gastro intestinal disorder. Oh. Like he died kind of chill. Who the fuck is that? Oh. Wow. That's barren. No, it's not. It's a little barren at the turtle bag zoo. Okay. Oh, well. Dude. That's... I heard like an old... It's like an old folk's tale. Look up... Look up horseshoe crab blood. What? No. Watch. Is that going to restrict this? No. No. I'm being dead. Watch. Of course you're trying to make the ladies and slime. It's used for medicines. Look. What? Oh. Slurp. Oh, no. They're not happy. This is like a tycoon. They have like a whole army. Dude, they're not happy. They're not happy like that. Okay. So here's what it is. This is what it does. Sorry. I'm going to... So horseshoe crab blood is used in the medical and pharmaceutical industries to test for bacterial contamination in vaccines, intravenous fluids and medical devices. So the blood contains a protein. I'm just going to say it's called LAL, which clots in the presence of bacterial toxins. It's used to detect endotoxins, which are bacterial substances that can cause fevers and be fatal to humans. So you're using it as a way to be able to get what I'm saying. So if it clots, then that means that it's going to be toxic to humans and, you know... Well, that's genius. How we figured that out. Yeah. Who the fuck threw that out? Nerd. Some laser did nothing all day. Dude, here's four out of your mind. Four out of your mind. There we go. Man. All right. Well, yeah, that does call up all of our time there. Yeah. Factual podcast. Factual podcast. Factual podcast. Yeah. Interesting animal. Group fact podcast. Group fact podcast, baby. See, we're not so stupid podcast. I don't know. I have to follow up everything I say with. But no, wait, what do I have follow up with? I don't know. I'm not too sure. Yeah. It's like something like that. I'm not too sure. Oh, I don't know. I'm not too sure. It's like, it's crazy. And this will be my setup for the time being in Washington. Yeah. For the time being, you got to set up more schedule. You just have one fucking TV up in there. Dude, I got Jake, the dog. What else do you want from me? More. One more. Where's Finn? No. You're right. I know. All right. Well, that's it. Code group for temper turn off. We'll see you on the next podcast. Stick around. Take care of yourselves. And we'll see y'all later. All right. All right. Oh, where's his door system? *blows raspberry*