(intense music) - Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drinkin' Bros. Fate" news with Ross Patterson. Dan Hollowhane. Papa G with the traffic. - How you feel? - Good, good. - Yeah? - The Field Reporter, Hot Boss, and Delco Dan Sports. - Welcome to "Fake News." - Yeah, welcome to "Drinkin' Bros. Fate" news. Everybody bringing you the realest, fakest news of the week. We're back doing memes on a Monday again. - What the fuck is going on? - Nobody tried to assassinate the president over the weekend. - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Is this real? Hey, we're live right now. - We've been sitting here for 20 fuckin' minutes doing nothing. And you waited until now to do this shit. - Nope, couldn't even do it correctly there. Couldn't even do it correctly. - Why don't you just drill a hole right through your fuckin' forehead? - Jesus Christ. - Gary Faust is drilling in his own, is it a mugshot back there? - Yeah. - Okay, did a listener send that in? - A comedian friend of mine. - Yeah, it looks nice. Looks very nice. Oh my God, dude. The fact that he was able to hang it perfectly unless I'm like three seconds, pop over there. There you go, look at that. Jesus Christ. All right, get out, go, go, go, yep, yep. If you have not checked out Street Gonzo with Gary Faust, the first episode aired on Friday. It was gangbusters, gentlemen. A lot of good feedback from it. Somewhere near 10,000 views already on Twitter, 7,000 on YouTube, which is a miracle for Christ's sakes. Yes, Garber and Joel will be doing that every single Friday, and they might be coming to a city near you. So look out for those guys in the streets very, very soon. But as I said at the top, we're back doing memes on a Monday here. No assassination attempts on the president. No president quitting his job and then pretending to do other things. We're back, baby. Anthony, how hard are we going with these memes today? There's a little way to find out. Okay, let's do it then. Yeah, let's get fucking loose today. There's a couple of longer ones, sketches, but I got nowhere to be. So this one is called "What the fuck?" Because I don't know what somebody sent it to me. I don't remember who it was, but it's goddamn chaos. It doesn't make any sense, but fuck it. That's why we're here on Patreon. Go ahead. (cheering) Golly gosh, what a beautiful corsage. You look amazing, honey. Shut up, Leanne. I know how I look. I got a good feeling about this guy, hun. You seem like a real stand-up guy, Johnny. College material. Stop embarrassing me, Stu. I've had enough of these foster bozos, Johnny. I'll see you in the car. Hey, Tiger. Just remember, I've holly back before 10. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (explosion) Holy shit. Mom? Dad? Are you Santa? (speaking in foreign language) Cool. (suspenseful music) What the fuck? (explosion) Okay, we got this. This is brilliant. Who fucking did this? I guess she doesn't live with that foster family anymore. No, a guy who looked like Adolf Hitler, came to pick up a daughter for prom, took out what kind of gun was that? Fuck, I don't remember. I don't know what it was, but. Shot up the whole family and then gave a grenade to the child and then walked away after he said something. Well, he said Merry Christmas. Oh, he did. Good for him. My God, dude, if we're starting there, where the fuck else are we going today? Jesus Christ. Hey, Joel, can you make me-- Why is the family getting annihilated? Can you make me a coffee because I'm gonna need it for this next one, and I'm serious, I'm not joking. Somebody make me a coffee, I'm gonna fucking lose it. This was called Gaze for Palestine. Okay, Gaze for Palestine. You can buy this set for your kids. There it is. Look at that. I don't want to hear anymore about anything, actually. I'm done with everything. Yeah, yeah. I know, I can sell. Friday, what was it, Saturday night? Who was the fighter from Belal? Belal, Muhammad, yeah, he's-- Muhammad! Just a fucking total faggot, actually. That's what he is. He's from Chicago, was raised probably in a middle-class home. My parents are Palestinian, fucking rare, and he fights out of Palestine. That bitch has never been to any-- Well, no, there's no-- Born in Chicago when Chicago was a college in Chicago. There's no such thing as Palestine, but-- Comes out with a Palestinian flag, and then the country that he's representing on his walkout was Palestine. Yeah. I mean, honestly, it would be like, you don't see that in any other situation, other than Arab people. Like, for example, you wouldn't see Russians walking around in the US waving Russian flags, because they escaped that shit. They know how bad it sucks. Yeah. But when you're a fucking middle-class fucking Gaylord, like Belal, Muhammad, right, you can tell, you can be zooming on those post-fight photos, you can see the semen in his beard, then you have no idea what it's like. You just think, oh, somebody said some bad shit happened. It must have happened to me too. They shut the fuck up. The best was the press conference afterwards with Dana White, where he just, his hatred for him, all of those fighters. God, it's just so palpable. He just goes, look, I'm sorry for what you saw tonight. It wasn't like it was a real goddamn barn burner. It was until that fight, it was great. It was fucking five o'clock in the morning. That's how he fights, though, every time, though. That's the whole camp. That was actually not even a bad fight. Leon was fine, but when you just wrestle and roll around on the ground, like, God, Dana's over it. He dropped them on his head. He's Dana's so over that fucking bullshit, dude. He hates all of them. It was awful. Like, as a spectator, it was really bad. Yeah. But every other fight-- That was the fact, dude. Fuck the game. Like, every other fight was good. Aspen always got knocked out. Aspen always great. Knocked out Curtis Blitz. This is not the right. We got another show later for this bullshit. We sure do. This next one's called "Babies First." Babies first. Hey, baby's first ankle monitor. There it is. Fish your price. Thank you. There's a black child on the box there. Just getting him ready. Oh, he's wearing it in the-- Oh, yeah, he's wearing it already, yeah. He's wearing it in school. Yeah, those are Keds. Well, it's Keds with two Ds. Sure. That's great. From Kmart. Yeah, that's great. This is-- we're on fire here to start the day. What do we got up next? I like that one. This next one is one of the longer ones. It's called "Customer Care." And it's just, dude, you should definitely go follow him. His name is Byron or some shit, but-- Alex Byron comedy. But Byron is B-I-R-O-N. Yeah, B-I-R-O-N. Alex, the traditional way, B-I-R-O-N comedy. And he does all prank calls. But some of it is fucking hilarious. I mean, it's so good. One of them that I listened to yesterday-- so basically what he does, he puts stickers on his website with a fucking burner phone number on it that he has. And it's like, how's my driving or whatever, right? Or it's customer service for something or other. And his fans will stick him on stuff in public or put him on a website or whatever in people will call him to complain about whatever the fuck. Sure. This one that I watched yesterday-- this lady was-- I don't know how he pulled this off, but he got her call. And she was complaining about the Lulu Lemon changing room. OK. And she's like losing her shit. I don't have time for this. Blah, blah, blah. And he's like, hold on. I mean, one of the things he does is he puts people on very long holds with music. But then this one, he actually got his real therapist on to talk to this woman and started giving her like a therapy session. And she didn't even realize what was happening. Shut the fuck up. But this one, this was the first one I've ever saw from him. I wanted everybody to see this one. OK. Play it. Hi, driving bumper stickers with my phone number on them. You guys have been buying them, putting them on your cars. And I've been handling the calls. Go to my bio to get one. If you're a part of the Accountable Drivers Program, please say assistance. If you have a complaint, say care. If this happened outside your vehicle, say outside. If this happened inside your vehicle, say in. Care in. You've selected to make a care in goal. Hi. I pulled up to my yoga studio that I own. And there's this car that illegally parks in front of my place all the time. What is the license plate of the vehicle that you're reporting? Cm89. All right, I'm just going to put you on hold real quick while I run that plate, OK? Totally played the whole song. Thank you for your patience. Who was I talking to again? Kelly. OK, Kelso, I have good news. I talked to the driver of that vehicle, and he says he's not. He's not what? He's not in a parking stall outside a yoga studio right now, because he's at Disneyland. I literally am looking at his car right now, so he's lying. He's not lying, because he put doofy on to prove it, kind of like a unmistakable-- [GASPS] You're kidding me? Like, I want to know what license plate number then? I need to think about this. [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] Back in a free bird. The original free bird is nine minutes and-- Yeah. Because you're here in the back house, you're just like, no, when it first started again. Oh, my God. Ellen, thanks again for your patience. It's Kelly. Right, sorry. So turns out, you were right, and he was lying. Yeah, I know, because that's what I was talking to. Yeah, he was doing a goofy impression, and his car is in front of your studio. OK, so are there going to be any repercussions? [INAUDIBLE] No. [MUSIC PLAYING] Is this a joke? Yeah. Do you want to hear free bird again? [LAUGHTER] How's my driving? So let me get this straight. This guy sells these stickers-- He must have been on the phone with fucking 45 minutes with that woman. Holy shit. So he sells stickers. They'll call him-- I kind of feel like I should do this, if that's what you're involved with. Yes, this is exactly what I'm saying. Fuck. Call Brandon and put fucking stickers in the store. This is genius. I mean, we should get a mint mobile phone. I think we're talking to them about a sponsorship again to do a live show or something like that. We should just get one of their cheap phones, and I'll answer it whenever I feel like it. Oh, my God. I just needed to get set up where it automatically records. I'm not doing any of that shit. Yeah, Bob. How many followers does this guy have? Yeah, that's one of the most genius things I've seen. I mean, that's one of the more calm ones. There's some fucking crazy shit. 130 Ks doing well. Man, we could bump that up, though. That's really good. Holy shit, dude. Fuck. He's a stand-up comedian? I don't know if he does come here. No, I mean, I'm looking at it. It seems like he does. He's got a microphone on his hand on stage. So yeah, that's just a guess. If I saw a guy with a plunger and a toilet, I would assume he's a plumber. What do we got up next? This next one's called Thick Dukes. Thick Dukes. Thick Dukes. Oh, we're going hard on the memes today. Yeah, so this is like many people suffer from constipation, and this is a device that fixes it. OK. People suffer from constipation, so I invented this unobstructed toilet. We just need to sit on it and press the switch without needing to exert ourselves, and large things will fall down by themselves. Many people suffer from constipation-- I'm going to be real here. I've thought about this. I've always wanted a vacuum that could just suck your shit out. You put it up to your asshole. It suctions on, and then sucks all the shit out. That way, you don't have to wipe. You don't have to do anything. And you know all the shit is definitely outside your body. That's just not possible, though. I've thought about this contraption for years, just in a different form of this. And I think it would be great. I'm not somebody who enjoys sitting on the toilet for 30, 40 minutes. Like, I wish I just didn't have to shit. Yeah. No, but somebody-- people really love shitting, though. There's a lot of people out there who are like, man, I love good shit. Well, I think what it is that they love is time away from their family. You think that's what it is? Yeah. It's the last place I'm free. So I don't like the guessing game, Bob. I'm not kidding. I don't like the guessing game of whether or not it's going to be a hard, sweet Duke, where I'm going to beach one, or it's just going to be a Jackson Pollock painting, and I'm just going to have to wipe for 30 years. Like, I don't like that at all. So yeah, I'd rather take the guesswork out of it and just have one of those Japanese-- I'm assuming the Japanese would do it first, obviously. You can go ahead and play that song, Delco, because they're smarter than us. Thank you. And I just want it sucked right out of my asshole, and that's it. I want to be done for the day. Yeah, but you've got to be careful about prolapse, you know? Well, I'm assuming there's settings or speeds or whatever. Like, one night I had violence Mexican, and I knew the next day was just going to be a goddamn catastrophe. I don't know what it was going to be like that, but that would be the day that I would set it on high, rather than medium or whatever. These people just hit me back. They went 24. Yeah, it's on the fuck off. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. What do we got up next here? Anthony. Next up is "Hell on Wheels." And this is like a news broadcast about this dude with some kind of like wheelchair disease that's a complete lunatic. OK. It's awesome. It looks like something had a fucking trailer for our boys. Don't [BLEEP] take me. [BLEEP] Hey, chill. I just hit you again with the [BLEEP] to go about it. For the first time, we are seeing body camera video when Miami-Dade police say they were assaulted by a quadriplegic man, a case so unusual, even a judge at first appearance seems surprised. I've truly never seen a case like this. It happened May 1. Police were called to the Southwest Miami-Dade home of Brian Amasta. [MUSIC PLAYING] Also known as "El Valienti," his stage name when he's performing music. According to the-- Is he a full quad? Yeah, full quad. --a map that and his mother seen here in red were involved in an argument. No, he's a paraplegic. But when mom is put in handcuffs, this happens. [BLEEP] Don't fucking do that. [BLEEP] Hey, stop putting me with a chair, Brian. Stop. There's a battery on all of you. When we interviewed Amasta back then, he told us this. They claimed that I hit them with my wheelchair. Did you? I absolutely did not. The report stated that you spit at an officer. Right. So I suffered from acid reflux, so I normally spit. And I spit like the totally different direction. But this is the video. You want to listen to that? [BLEEP] [BLEEP] Amasta also told us he felt humiliated during his arrest. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] Because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which he says was damaged when it was put on a flat bed. You see, one officer appearing to text someone, joking that they were going to put him on the tow truck. OK. Three. Yeah. Because officers later seen inspecting their legs, Amasta charged with two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer. And we are told that corrections did not have a transport van to transport Amasta with his wheelchair. And that's why officers on scene called fire rescue to take him and called a tow truck to take the chair. We're told that there's another hearing in this case scheduled right here for tomorrow. We're in Miami. I'm Janine Stanwood, local tending. First hit. No fucking way. Oh, yeah. So a tow truck towed the wheelchair. And then he got put in an ambulance because he's quad and he can't move. I guess, yeah. Holy shit. What else are you going to do? I genuinely don't know. I would have said a patty wagon, maybe. That guy sucks. Just fucking put him in the trunk. But roll him up in the-- in the thing, Bob, we don't know what happened, OK? You're rushing a judgment. This is a Monday morning. Oh, no. No, he's right. This guy's a piece of shit. Oh, he is. OK. Well, just fucking my guess. Why not throw him in the back? Cuff him and throw him in the back. Do you even need to cuff him if he's full quad? Why didn't they just hook his-- Bob, that mic is not working. Why don't they just hook him up to the tow? What do you call it, tow bar in the back? Well, that's what the police suggest. No, not a flat bed. I'm talking about just leave him in the chair and then hook him up to the back of your car and just drive him. He would have flown out of that. Nah, he would be fine. Just go sell. I don't think he's got a seatbelt or anything there. Just duct tape him down to it. Wow. All I'm hearing are fucking problems with no solutions. Throw him throw him in the back. You don't even have to cuff him. Just place him in the back of the vehicle. Yeah, but you still got to get his fucking chair over there somehow. Uh, it's true, I guess, you know? Would the back of a police cruiser not be able to carry a wheelchair like that? No. All right. Pick up truck, maybe. OK. What do we got next? This next one was just called suspicious. Suspicious. So read that in, Bob. Mom's jeans plus dad's jeans equals. OK. [MUSIC PLAYING] Play that one more time. So for the audio listeners here, is she Asian? Nah, let's see that thing. LaTanks, yeah. LaTanks, he's a curly haired ginger. OK, play the video one more time. That looks like a full black shot. Yeah, that maybe is bad. Nope. The horse doesn't believe it. No, sure doesn't. Man, sorry about that, bro, you know? That's going to happen from time to time, that a black guy is going to sneak in and impregnate your wife. Oh, boy. Man, that's a great sketch. What do we got up next? Next one's called bald eagle. Bold eagle, OK? Take your time. What do we got there? Every American needs to know this. Lives about bald eagles. OK. All right, so I just found out that bald eagles actually don't sound like this. It's actually a red-tailed hawk. Did you know that bald eagles actually sound like this? Man, we lit up your world like the four that you like. [MUSIC PLAYING] TK, dude. All right, PTK, Toby Keith. Can you imagine there's a song he would have written about Trump? If he had died? It-- all of it, shit, dude. I didn't even think about that. With the assassination attempt, Toby Keith would have a number one song in the country right now if he wasn't dead. God damn it, man. Sometimes the world isn't fair, you know? Shit. This one's called Oops. It's from that Australian comedy troupe that we watch from time to time. Remember the death threats? Oh, yeah, big fan of those guys. And the one where he's spending the ladies' propeller hat and she flies into the World Trade Center. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this one's not even better. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHUCKLES] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey. Hey, come on. Come on. Let's get you home. Come on. Watch your head. Watch your head. Come on. Here we go. In we go. And there we go. There we go. Oh, that is a fucking ruthless sketch, dude. Yeah. For the audio listeners, there's multiple, multiple-- She's some kind of tombs there. And then they put her in the back of a-- did it say Parkinson's on the side of that car at the end? It says something like that. Oof. Man, we're going for it today. Jesus Christ. Thank God this is on Patreon. All right. What's the next one? Next up, this one's called coexist. And just to lead in for the audience, it's three white supremacists in a van. They're skinheads or Nazis, or whatever. All right. Here it is. Boswell Street, two streets down to the left. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Wow. Working together, dude. To find things in common with people. Mm-hmm. Sometimes that thing is hating on gay people. Yeah. So for the audio listeners at home, with some white skinheads, some Muslims show up, and then they beat the shit up the gay person. Yeah. Did you hear Islam's comments on the Paris ceremony? No. What are they saying? It was an abomination. The nation of Islam? No. The fighter. Light heavyweight champion of the world. Oh, oh. Islam makachif. Yeah. Is that story in here? The Paris opening Olympics? No, I don't care about that. What is it? That was a fucking gay man, sexual nightmare. Yeah. It was like a combination of like a Dionysian festival plus a Jesus figure in the middle. Plus just some random dude with his balls out. Not the blue guy. The blue guy is Dionysus. It was so bad all the way around. Like Kelly Clarkson was terrible. Peyton Manning was left on a fucking island. Mike Turico was just like, man, and I get two professional co-hosts here. You know what, it was bad and stupid. And they definitely were trying to be inflammatory towards Christian. I don't believe, and for one second believe that they weren't. I have seen every Dionysian feast photo that exists. And now one of them has a centralized figure. Not one of them. Anyways, even worse than that was Dwayne Wade on the basketball. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. LeBron James pronouns are he/him every time he made a shot. Like, shut the fuck up dude. It's because your son cut his dick off and you allowed it to happen. Doesn't mean you got to project that stupid queer shit on the rest of us. Yeah, so he did three of those jokes in the first ten minutes. And I was like, oh boy, okay. Again, just not a professional announcer, that's all. What do we got for the last one here? This last one is called Gremus Warned Us. Okay. This thing you've pulled off. It's amazing. A big and tasty for just a dollar. How do you do it? What's your secret? On July 13th, 2024, you will be in Butler, Pennsylvania. A discord mod will try to assassinate. You turn your head to the right at exactly 322. Gremus can't say much more, but the world depends on it. Mm-hmm. But this thing... It's a great sketch. So, I mean, I... Great sketch. As is usually the case with anything conspiracy, I now have more questions and answers. Same. Right. It's like, was Gremus a time traveler or is he part of this, like, time cult? I think he exists outside of time. You think he's a fourth dimensional being? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him. Ah, it makes sense. Yeah. I mean, he's been that same basic shape forever, so... That's not what you would expect. I mean, would you expect really God to look more like Zeus or Gremus, if he saw God? I mean, I mean Gremus. I believe in the South Park God, which looks like some kind of, like, anti-eater kind of. I don't know. Pull up a picture of the South Park God. By the way, the... Right before I walked in, I don't know if you saw this, even the SWAT team was just like, "Yeah, we had zero community." They wouldn't communicate with us or anything there with the Secret Service. Yeah, I mean, Gary and I are working on a full timeline video right now that I'll put out probably tomorrow. Okay. But it doesn't look good. No, sure does. For everybody involved. Um, can I ask you this, since you guys are working on it? Is the end of it that they just let this happen? Because that's exactly what this seems like. SWAT team has now spoke out. Local police have now spoke out. Yeah. I mean, highlights. So a cop saw him earlier in the day. He flew a drone over the fucking site. Left and came back. Um, they saw him on site for the final time, 90 minutes before he climbed onto the roof. And they took a picture of him because he had a fucking range finder in his hand. Yep. Which is not something that you normally carry. And you can, like, the text from Secret Service have been released now. They had a group chat for all the snipers. It's like, yeah, he's got a range finder. It's 90 minutes prior to the shooting, right? Um, and then 538, um, some, uh, they see him again. He's identified. He's got a backpack, right? And then, uh, right before the shots start ringing out, cops start surrounding the building. To move in on it. There's also cops inside the building, right? So I don't know if they were in communication with each other or what the fuck happened there. But, um, as, here's, but before Trump walked onto the stage, cops were surrounding that building with a sniper on the roof. They knew that there was a sniper. And any reasonable person would have been like, oh, a range finder, backpack. He's getting onto a building. That's a sniper. Yeah. Right? They still let Trump walk out there. So no, no, I understand that in these kind of operations, um, the local PD or state PD or whoever it happens to be in secret service don't always have instantaneous communication, but they have some communication. They have to like text even, like put them in a group thread like they did with the snipers. Um, my, my belief is that it was allowed to happen. I don't, I can't believe anything else. Seeing all the evidence that I've seen so far in talking to people, like there's no way that this wasn't allowed to happen. And now that SWAT team has come out and local police have come out saying, Hey, we gave them all the information before this happened. There is simply no other reason than that, but let's face it, they tried everything to stop them. And now they're trying to change the Supreme Court's top story of the day is Biden's bullshit here. President. Is he still president? No. Who is he there? Uh, I don't think he's in Austin, like an hour. Yeah. He's coming here for a ceremony, but as far as all the meetings that the president would normally take. Kamala Harris is taking those now. Okay. So he's not doing any of it. That's mine. She's doing some meet and greets. That's fun. Uh, president air quotes, Joe Biden is set to call for major changes. They already did today for the Supreme Court reforms, uh, according to the White House official, Bob, if you could pull up his Twitter page, so everything is now going through Twitter, apparently for him, uh, a move that would make him the first sitting president and generations to back seismic changes to the way the nation's highest court operates. Uh, it's calling for a constitutional amendment, stripping the president of immunity for crimes committed while in office, term limits for Supreme Court justices, uh, and a binding code of conduct for the high court, Biden's proposed reforms stand a little chance of going anywhere with a divided Congress, but it serves, uh, as an election year message designed to excite the Democrats, progressive base, vice president Kamala Harris, now the presumptive democratic presidential nominee quickly endorsed the proposed changes, which come at a time of deep unpopularity for the high court from the Democrats, Biden's announcements, uh, which she is set to make at an event in Austin in about 15 minutes here, uh, commemorating the Civil Rights Act follows a month's monumental decision by the Supreme Court granting president's full immunity for some actions, uh, taken while in office and after a tide of revelations about justices accepting vacations and gifts from wealthy conservative donors. Democrats on the campaign trail frequently point to the Supreme Court's conservative majority solidified by former presidents and future president Donald Trump to underscore that, uh, what they see is high stakes in the 20, 24 election. Uh, so let's start, uh, let's start with the obvious here. Could this happen? No. He's got what six months left. It's impossible. So there's a couple of things that they're trying to do. One, they want to have a code of conduct for the Supreme Court to they want to, um, pass a bill that says that presidents aren't immune from crimes. They commit whatever the fuck, right? Um, the second one might be a little bit trickier since Supreme Court's already ruled on it. They could just rule like, Hey, you just pass a line direct violation of what we just fucking said, right? Uh huh. Um, the first one they could do with an up down vote, but that they don't have the votes for either, right? Of those things. Um, Supreme Court turn limits requires an amendment to the constitution. And that's two that like no fucking way, not one prayer. So this is like Joe Biden released a statement essentially saying that he's going to, uh, uh, I don't know fucking, uh, uh, end the, the income tax for Westeros or some shit like that. You know what I mean? Like it's nothing. He's said nothing. Yeah. I mean, look, when I saw this, uh, not only does it seem impossible, but you're kind of just speaking thoughts or wishes out into the air at this point. Well, they're just trying to plant the seed, I think. And I to frankly, I think it's a mistake because, um, sent in the same way that JD Vance talking shit about women is a mistake and it is right. Yeah. Um, he's, he's a fucking idiot. I don't know why they're letting him say that stuff. You can, you can believe whatever you want. And there's a way to say, by the way, there's a way to say what he's saying without being a cunt about it, right? Like, um, for example, instead of saying, um, stuff like child is cat ladies, which I will say because I'm an idiot, but I'm not running for vice president. Right. Um, you could say, well, the Egyptians built their civilization along the Nile because that's where it's the most fertile, right? So you can, you can have a civilization there. You can't have one out in the middle of the desert. And as far as, uh, sociology goes, the most fertile land you can have, and economically as well, the most fertile land you can have is the nuclear family period, right? So we're going to do whatever you can to strengthen that in America. That, that's something he could have said. There's a, you can always say something in a negative or positive way. Yeah. And that's like, talk about what you're going to do, not about people who are doing the shit you don't want to do, that it's like, that's it. Like, instead of calling a pro choice, people, baby murders, who's like, Hey, we want to make sure that that doesn't happen, right? I'm not calling anybody evil or any of that bullshit. What use would it be if I did, it doesn't do anything for you to say that shit. Uh, at any rate, this for the left is a, is a bad, is a toxic issue, right? Because people like the far left will see it as, Yeah, let's get them. Fuck these guys. Let's expand the court blah, blah, blah. Ordinary people see this for what it is. They're trying to take control of one of the other branches of government. That's what's happening, right? Right. Like the idea that Congress or the executive branch would have some control over one of the other branches is absolute fucking nonsense. And it not in any way how any of this was supposed to happen. Um, in a federalist 48, which you should just go read it today. Federalist 48, it's not that long. James Madison said that the most difficult task is to provide some practical security for each branch of government against the invasion of the others. Uh, he recognized the court as a critical check on legislative power, uh, which he feared would tend, uh, tend to draw on its impetuous vortex like the people. Um, and it's the court that offends our, uh, you know, civil rights from legislative overreach, but also from executive overreach, right? So you can't if you were, if you were to give the executive or congressional branch aside from an impeachment, which requires, it's a lot that it requires to make that happen, right? And that's on an individual case level. If you give them the right to be the police of one of the other branches, then all they're going to do is tailor that other branch exactly how they want. We just saw it in fucking South America, not too long ago, right? Uh, all the power from the, uh, from the courts has been stripped from certain South American countries, not well, Venezuela has always been like that. Uh, it's the same exact thing that fucking VB Netanyahu was trying to do in Israel right before this war kicked off, right? He was trying to strip the Supreme Court of their power. This is part of the globalist playbook. That's, that's exactly what it is. They tried it in Israel and it failed. Uh, and maybe that war was allowed to happen to fucking keep being that, not Yahoo at a prison, frankly, because he was on his way. Yep. Um, and now they're going to try it here. And I think it's a losing issue. I just, it doesn't make any sense. By the way, this idea that we currently, we, that we currently have the most, like, that we currently have the most divided Supreme Court of all time. Yeah, it's six, three Republicans, um, let's see. The actual numbers don't back up the hysterical claims of a partisan court. Uh, and the most recent term, 46% of cases were unanimous, nine zero of the 22 cases decided six, three, only 11 were along ideological lines, meaning they weren't all only 11 of those cases were Republican versus Democrat. That means half of the ones that were six, three were some Republicans and Democrats versus some Republicans and Democrats. So it's just not true. That's not true. Complete bullshit. Yeah. It's, it's, it's so bad. Like people don't know. And it never has been true, by the way, like of all the, of all the institutions we have in the United States. And look, I don't know if some weird shifts going on with people getting trips and gifts and shit like that. I don't know. Maybe they are. And, and we should probably look at it, do something about that if they are, but giving another branch, the only functional branch of our government is the goddamn Supreme Court. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that's why the other branches want to fucking come after and tear it down. 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Every fucking president. Let's do it. Every sitting president, there is, right? Sure. Every single one of them will be in prison until one decided, well, not me, and weaponized the military or whatever, which is not like the United States. That's not going to happen. But it's happening in Venezuela right now. But this and we'll get to that later. But this is why this immunity thing is important. You got to be able to do your job. Are you going to make mistakes on him with Obama, drawn in some citizens and shit? It's going to happen occasionally. Well, no, that was, he did that on purpose. Oh, he did. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he knew And where Al Locky was born in fucking Phoenix. All right. Well, yeah, he was born in Phoenix, went to the, I'm pretty sure he went to school out there as well. I don't know if he went to Arizona State. Well, if he did, that gets a pass on that. But his dad was an immigrant to the United States. He went to George Washington University in Colorado State. He got his undergrad at Colorado State. Yeah, that's right. Okay. Yeah. But he was born in Phoenix. And then he was, he lived in Phoenix for a long time. And then he moved out to the DC area where he was running a mosque there. Actually, he went back to Yemen. He might have grown up in Phoenix, born in New Mexico, Las Cruces, New Mexico. Oh, yeah, big turquoise country down there. I love the turquoise there. Yeah, but anyways, real quick, let me ask you a serious question, because then you could try Obama with Bush. I've never asked you this before. Do you genuinely believe that he, he honestly thought there was weapons of mass destruction there? Or was that somebody else? I think that George W. Bush has a room temperature IQ. So you're saying you think somebody came and told him that? And he was like, well, we gotta fucking bomb him then, I guess. Well, think of it this way. Think of all the otherwise reasonable people that believed the science, right? And 2020 through 2022 or so, I think most people have woken up now. But a lot of people believed in those institutions. And to be honest, like being president doesn't mean you're an expert in every single thing. Right. It means that you're a good manager, generally you project strength and power and competence. And then you know how to select a team. Well, he never selected his team. His team was selected by Dick Cheney, right? This is all his old school people from the fucking national security apparatus in the Department of Defense and shit like that. So was Bush just relying on their advice and then saying, all right, go ahead and fucking bomb away? Yeah, I mean, how else would that go? For example, like the DoD or agency comes to you with a targeted package, like, Hey, this guy's got to go. Here's, here's all the data. Like Bush isn't in any way qualified to like, I don't think this doesn't look right to me. You know what I mean? How's that even work, right? Which is why which is why it's so important that people are held accountable when they lie about stuff like Colin Powell. Sorry, bud. Like he should have been in prison as well. RIP. Yeah, you go in front of the UN with a little vial of nothing and pretend like, and you start this five trillion dollar war with a bunch of my buddies getting fucked up, then you got to you got to go, but sorry. So yeah, it doesn't to me, it doesn't matter if Bush knew what was going on or not. He his incompetence is enough to imprison somebody from my perspective. Okay. So let's go with because all right. So with the immunity thing, every fucking president of all time would have been arrested and be in jail right now. Nobody would want to do that job too. It would make you hesitate making certain decisions. If you think that you potentially could make the wrong one and go to jail. Well, maybe you should fucking hesitate. Maybe you should take a beat before you invade another country. Before you put somebody else's kids out in a fucking war zone to get killed and their fucking arms and legs blowing the fuck off, maybe you should take a beat. Like, you know what? Maybe that little fucking vial isn't something. You know what I mean? Like Reagan should say trust, but verify when it came to intelligent sources, right? That's the appropriate way to handle that. Like, yeah, okay, I believe what you're saying, but you guys still got to prove it to me. But isn't isn't the legislation that's currently on the books that Congress has to vote for war, but they never do? That's not legislation on the books. That's the goddamn Constitution. That's what I'm saying. So like, but they haven't the they've never done it, right? War hasn't been voted on by Congress since since World War II. So why does that exist then if if not no president is going to use it? It's not that a president should have to use it. It's that or that's not the right way to say that. It's not that a president would use it. It's that Congress should be able to impeach a president immediately for not using it, right? If if let's say any any of the president since the G was started Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden, if any of them said, hey, we're going to fucking launch a major military action on this location, Congress should say, okay, you can ask permission, we'll look into it, and then you can fucking do it, right? And if he says no, they should immediately both parties should get together, immediately impeach him immediately and kick him the fuck out of office. But none of these guys have any balls, so they're not going to do it. So let's go to number two here on Biden's tweets, term limits for Supreme Court Justices. Are you in favor of that? I don't disagree with that necessarily, but I am highly suspicious of an organization that is to say the Democratic Party that's actively trying to tear down the court and reshape it coming up with anything here. And here's my here's my proposal, right? I will. And there's two things on the table. One is expanding the court. The other is term limits for SCOTUS. First of all, term limits for all federal judges, not just Supreme Court, to include immigration judges, right? Everybody fair, fair enough, let's do that. And then two, if you want to stack the court, we'll do it, but we'll do it two years from now. Why two years from now? Well, I mean, if you think it's such a good idea, then when Trump's in office, you'll still be a good idea, right? Otherwise, shut the fuck up. So this is the thing about legislating. Law should be clear, concise, and enforceable. I say this shit all the time. Clear, and it's very clear what they pertain to, concise, and that they only pertain to that. One thing, and enforceable, meaning they have teeth. You have to imagine any law you pass in the hands of your worst enemy. And if you don't trust it, then don't make the fucking law the end. Yeah. Number three, a binding code of conduct for the Supreme Court. I'm fine with that, but that should also also go for every single politician as well. I believe this is referring to the vacations and trips and what you know, all the other bullshit that people get. Cool. But then, congressmen and senators shouldn't be able to trade stock. Your son shouldn't be able to cut deals and then give 10% to the big guy. All that shit. That should be all encompassing just for any government official. Sure. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, here's what I would do. I would take enlisted warriors, guys who spend a lot of time in the special operations community, community who are now retired, who are enlisted, not officers, and make a panel. Let's say 30, 50 dudes panel, and they get to investigate this stuff, no matter which branch it is. They get to investigate the president, they get to investigate the legislature, and they get to investigate the courts. And if they do anything wrong, then we handle it. That's not bad. Because our system of government was set up specifically so that one branch would not have control over the others. Like, there's checks and balances, sure, but you can't give anybody control because they will abuse that control. Look at what's happening with the FBI right now. I think everything's fine with the FBI right now. They're doing exactly what they need to do or whatever the opposite of that is. Next up, rewriting Kamala Kamala Harris has been in the media spotlight since taking Joe Biden's place as the presumptive nominee after he announced the end of his reelection bid last Sunday. The media is currently rewriting history in an effort to help the Harris campaign. Here are four hoaxes the media has launched in the past week. Four Harris is the most liberal member of Congress. There's a tweet attached to that. Go ahead and pull that tweet up, Bob. You may remember this and this is going to become a recurring theme throughout this story. Pretty hot. Yeah. She's airbrushed all the shit there, but the media outlet that publishes GovTrack actually scrubbed their findings and said she wasn't in office for long enough to really tell. You know what I mean? Oh, and then now the entire news media is denying that she's the most liberal member. She voted for the new Green Deal, right? Was a co-sponsor than the new Green Deal, I believe, and also said that she would be willing to invoke the nuclear option, which is to say get rid of the filibuster in the Senate to get it done. That it those are the two most liberal positions in American politics right now. Yeah. So that's nonsense, right? This again is going to become a recurring theme here because there's other shit that we'll get to. Four. No, three. Sorry. Three. CBS claims Trump is lying by saying Harris donated to Minnesota Freedom Fund, bailing out dangerous criminals during the George Floyd riots. Harris promoted the fund on acts and encouraged people to donate. And here's the fucking link for that, which is still up. It's still it's still on Twitter, literally still on Twitter. There it is. Gotten play her video? No, no, no, not that one. The one above that. This is the tweet of her sending using her massive platform to send a goddamn donation link out to everybody. But but and this this is her response. Oh yeah, I tweeted it, but we didn't actually give them any money. That's like Bill Clinton said I didn't fucking inhale or have sex with that woman or any of the other shit. Sure. He said, right? She's full of shit. And then play that next video because this back stops that because it's the same line of ideology here. She is saying that she supports the defund the police movement, which they're trying to run away from right now. Part of this movement, and it's not just a moment. It's a movement standing on the shoulders of the movements before. Part of this has to be about changing the system, rehauling the system, upending the system. And and and so that piece of it, you're right. Under this attorney general, I have no hope for it being implemented. But guys, really, he will be out of that office shortly. And then we need to have a requirement that that office do the right thing going forward. So then if you're for overhauling, where do you stand on defund the police? Right. So here's the thing. Defund the police. The the issue behind it is that we need to reimagine how we are creating safety. And when you have many cities that have one third of their entire city budget focused on policing, we know that is not the smart way and the best way or the right way to achieve safety. If for too long, the status quo thinking has been you get more safety by putting more cops on the street. Well, that's wrong. Because by the way, if you want to look at upper middle class suburban neighborhoods, they don't have that patrol car. They don't have those police walk in those streets. You know what? There's no crime. Yeah, nobody's murdering in the fucking suburbs. You stupid bitch. High homeownership rates. What they do have are thriving small businesses. What they do have is access to public health and mental health services. I cut it and tired to listen to the pitch. So number two out of out of the four. Now this is my favorite. Kamala Harris was not a DEI pick for vice president. Now Biden made it clear in 2020 that he was going to pick his VP based on gender and skin color. He said black woman doing it, which is precisely the goddamn definition of DEI. Yes. He doubled down on this ideology by stating that he would nominate a black woman for SCOTUS as well. So if you're fucking confused about showing a pattern is important, right? This shows that this is actually what he believes or at least what his puppeteer believed. And then here's Biden. I'll click that next Twitter link there, Bob. Here's the Biden White House bragging about being the most diverse ever specifically mentioning DEI. This is on the fucking White House website. So why are they running from this now? Yeah, for the audio listeners, I'll go ahead and read this for you on the on the White House website here. To me, the values of diversity, equality, inclusion are literally, and this is not kidding. The core strengths of America. That's why I'm proud to have the most diverse administration in history that taps into the full talents of our country. And it starts at the top with the vice president. Now, who is the vice president? Kamala Harris. She is a DEI hire. So there it is in black and white on the White House website, still, by the way, still there, literally calling her a DEI hire for fuck's sake. Anyways, so the last one of the four, there's going to be some other stuff we talk about in the segment. This is the last one of the major lies is that she was never the borders are. Now, we've been over this a little bit, but let's refresh because it's fucking Monday, right? It's important to remember. I don't know if you saw that New York magazine cover. We're going to have to look at that in the second as well. Yeah. But let's get this out of the way first. So the media spent the past week scrubbing their own reports, which is interesting. Axios did a correction on an article they fucking wrote like, Oh, we were wrong then. The other thing that Axios did, it was a video that I posted with was comparing her to the TV show, Veep, how the characters are identical. She's a fucking moron. Bob, go ahead and click that link or just play that video. Was put in charge of the border? Nope. She was imported from the South and Central American countries to stem the immigration. This is the border. She was not actually the borders are. She is not the borders are. She is never borders are. Let's be very clear. There was no, there's no. This guy acting like the position doesn't even exist. There's a, there's literally a list. President Biden, Biden, his vice president, Kamala Harris, one of his administrations, challenges. She is now the point person on immigration. Vice President Harris is now the Biden administration's position to oversee his administration's efforts to stem the flow of migrants, Kamala Harris, the point person on immigration, the point person and the effort to stop the flow of migrants and Kamala Harris will lead the response to the border challenge. Kamala Harris to lead the White House efforts to tackle migration challenges at the US Mexico border to take the lead on overseeing all of these efforts at the border, putting his vice president Kamala Harris in charge of this. Her first big portfolio item to oversee solutions. I have confidence that she's going to do a good job in this role. I think President Biden made a good decision to a wise move. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Media is also going after Trump as well. Have you seen what happened with Google today? Yeah, we'll get to that. Yeah, that's a fun one. That's the next story. So this is the most I've ever seen the media try to scrub a candidate's history and rewrite their personality. I've never seen anything like this before. It's so wild. Are you surprised, though? No, not necessarily. This is just the next escalation. But it isn't just her record, though. It's her personality. Have you seen the attempts to make her look culturally black? With her dancing and all that stuff? Forget about the dancing. She's just keeps dancing, though. Everywhere she goes, she keeps dancing. Click the next Twitter link there, Bob. This is her walking out of a record store with some classic black dude music. Okay, right. She's never heard of any of these before. If she was a real fan of them, she would have owned all this stuff already because this is shit from the fucking 50s and 60s. But anyways, and it just so happens that somebody was waiting outside with a fucking camera crew to catch her go into the black record store. Come on. Just like her call with Michelle, Michelle and Barack Obama the other day. It's all fucking staged bullshit. But go ahead and play it. Somebody inside the record store just told her all those words. She has no idea what the fuck she's talking about. Like what else would be the purpose of this media that she did? This is her staffer taking this video and publishing it on the social media. The only reason is to try to make it look like she's black culturally and she's not, right? Not black. Now here's another one that's even worse. Click the next one. This is where she's talking about washing collard greens in a bathtub. Her parents are Jamaican and Indian. They're not fucking black people from Northern Alabama. They're not fucking Martin Luther King's fucking cousins. You know, she's certainly Jamaican people have African heritage. There's no question about that. But culturally Southern black, she has no fucking idea about any of that shit. And her husband is as white as one of the characters in office. Like at least, at least Obama didn't pretend like this. He smoked menthols because he's from Chicago. He's a black dude. He smoked in the White House. Yeah, like old term. But he didn't, he never fucking was like, yeah, we're going to come bring some chitlins down to the White House. He never pulled any of that bullshit. Obama was so black he was actually from Africa. Well, sort of. Yeah. That's where my money lies. Not that I give a shit. I hadn't played this. It's weird that they never talk about his white side. Right, Marlon. So I know how to make a mean product raise. In fact, people used to ask me to make a raise for those in Christmas. One year, I had so many that I had to walk to. We ended up washing them in the bathtub. So I am not playing around. So, so what could have precipitated that comment? They're at some all black functions like, hey, you know about collard greens, right? Tell us a quick story about collard greens. Yeah. And that's the one she chose. But she's, of course, she has no idea about any of this stuff. Why would she? She didn't grow up in the deep south where culturally black people grew up, right? Like we're talking that this is or that that particular subset of culturally black, which is like deep south and black, right? The people that I grew up around, like I grew up in one of these neighborhoods. She's full of shit. And it's just weird. Like to what end exactly to make it okay for black people to vote for you. Like, that should be fine already, right? Why would you even push that issue? They're just trying to rewrite her history from some fucking Ivy League piece of shit with with fucking parents from academia, right? To like, oh, I grew up just like you, just like with collard greens. Like, fuck off, dude. Jesus Christ. Not Ivy League, actually. Where did she go? Howard and then Cal. Cal is pretty fucking good. She went to an all black, she went to an HBCU. She went to an HBCU, and then she got her law degree from Cal. Yeah, good. I want you all to, if you've got an undergrad at all, go apply to law school at Cal and see how it works out for you. Let's not split hairs here and pretend like Cal is not one of the most prestigious universities in the country. You know how you can get into Cal? Parents that's taught there. That'll help. Or? Rich. Just checking that other box. She checks multiple boxes. Yeah. And then this last one, this last tweet is extremely inconvenient for her. Somebody sent this to me the other day. I forgot that she posted this in 2019. Go ahead. Go ahead and put that up and read it, Bob. From Kamala Harris at Kamala Harris. Paper ballots are the smartest, safest way to conduct secure elections and protect from voter manipulation. That's racist. Russia can't hack a piece of paper. Our nation needs to be ready to protect our election systems against attacks by foreign powers. Now is the time to prepare. And I agree, Kamala. Like, I actually agree with you. It's great. What has changed? What has changed since what year was this? When did she tweet this? 2019. 2019. Kamala, I agree with you. God damn it, man. Why aren't we doing this? I don't understand unless she changed her stance. Remind me. I can't remember what we decided. Is Texas technically a paper ballot or no? Yes. Little A little B. Yeah. I think it's I think you I would consider that a paper ballot because you've got to show ID to get your ballot and then you have to fucking put it into a computer. You know where I live, dude. I don't want the computer. I know you don't. I just want paper. That's it. Here's my candidate. I write it and then I fucking leave. I show them my identification. I check off the candidate. Here you go. You fucks can count this. There's enough people here. There's enough volunteers counted. That's it. So I agree with you, Kamala. I'll look for that. I've got the link. I'll retweet that because I agree with this. Let's go back to paper. And then last before we move on from this fucking useless cunt, Bob, go ahead and pull up this photo of her on New York magazine on the cover where it's her on a fucking coconut, which is like supposed to be some new like, oh, we're branding coconut, man. Hell yeah. I don't know what coconut has to do with anything. But there it is. And then all of the fucking Democratic people, Clooney, everybody is are cheering underneath her. Like it like this is how it happened. I mean, it's fucking crazy. What's the coconut for? She said something about some thing her mom used to say about coconuts. It's falling out of a coconut tree. Yeah, it's some stupid bullshit phrase from some someone. But it's just it's an attempted branding and they're calling it Camelot. She's widely the are the most broadly disliked candidate for anything I've ever seen in my life. She didn't get you have won the same amount of delegates that she's won. I did. I've got zero. I've won zero delegates. Yeah. And the and the primary or even it's Nick pomishano texted me this picture this morning. And he goes, what the fuck is this shit? And I'm like, Nick is the most of all the people that say they're fucking independent or centrist. Nick is the only person I believe when they say that. That's very true. Like literally the only I'm not even kidding. No, I talked to him all the time. There isn't one other human being I believe when they say that. I agree. But he is and he sent me this and goes, I've never seen anything like this before. I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's weird. We'll pop this up one more time, Bob, because I think you should be offended that they midgetized her. They shrink down her body. So she looks like a weird midget in this. And that doesn't look very flattering. Who's on the far left? Forgive me, Bob. I don't know, man. I don't fucking count. What is that? I'm trying to figure it out, because you got a bunch of politicians and then somebody. So there's Beyonce on the right, Clooney in the middle, and then I don't know who this person is keeps keep zooming in. Yeah, keeps doing it. Is that a that WAP chick? What's her name? No, no. Is it Katie Perry? Is somebody newer than? No, that's not. Maybe like a doge cat. So is that AOC then too? Yeah. Oh, this was the Obama Chuck Schumer. By the way, Chuck Schumer was like, Hey, you need to get rid of JD Vance. Like, okay, well, we don't usually take advice from the other team. No, thanks. Can you imagine? It's like, Hey, you what? Take a kunya out of your lineup. Yeah, exactly. It's not working for you guys, man. Get them out of there. Scroll over to the right a little bit and see what the caption says. Maybe it says who that dumb bitches. This is a weird photo to me, because the other part is all these celebrities are cheering because they got, Oh, they put Biden in this fucking thing too. Yeah. These are the ones that got him out. Clooney wrote that piece. Obama, Joe, you gotta go. We gotta step down. We can't win the election. All of these people wanted Biden out, and then they put Kamala, the midget version of her on a fucking coconut. Yeah. With Beyonce, I'm trying to figure out the Beyonce connection there. And then the other chick who we just don't know who that is. Yeah. Who knows? Could be a superhero cover, man. Or villain. Yeah. Speaking of the 25th amendment, that's going around. That's news. That's breaking news that they tried to use the 25th amendment to pressure Joe Biden out of the office. Remember that shit I said two weeks ago? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Colin Rugg. Seymour Hersh is reporting in his news now. Everyone's like, Oh, 90 92 year old Seymour Hersh, or 97 or some shit. He's like 86. No, he's not. He's in his 90s. He's like, Oh, fucking Seymour Hers said it. It's like, 87. Get out of here. This guy's fucking ancient. He doesn't know anything. He probably, he probably fucking watched me on Twitter and just repeated it. Are you fucking kidding me? He's got to write like 12,000 words on it. Yeah, I asked him. There's only one word, cunt. That's it. That's all there is. God, this is getting more and more bizarre by the hour. This will roll right into the next story. Speaking of rewriting history, Google users searching for the attempted assassination of a former president. Trump were miffed when the desired results failed to populate on the search engine. Instead, the website auto complete feature omitted the results of the July 13 shooting, drawing criticism from social media users who accused big tech giants of trying to influence the presidential election. Bob, I actually sent this to you via Twitter. Check your DMS there. Lives a TikTok already screenshotted it and popped it up there. That one, I believe there it is. So you can put so here's what happens when this is on screen and you have to to pump it in. Truman came up first and then nothing happened. Now there's a rumor because of the uproar this morning that this was trending number two on Twitter and everybody was bitching that Google has changed it. Bob, you want to try it now and we'll see what happened. Nope, nope. Oh, wow. Still no, huh? Now, I do spell assassination right, Bob? Yeah, and there's nothing, huh? No. I mean, there are going to be results if you press enter, I would imagine, but I wonder if it doesn't sound. Wow, that's eerie, dude. I wonder if it isn't their AI that's fucked up because I don't know about Google's AI, but meta's AI only has information up to the end of 2023. Yeah, sure not. Sure not, Dan. I actually caught this today with a different thing. I don't know, you know, the rabbit hole Twitter account. It's kind of right wing. He argues with Mark Cuban a lot. It's pretty funny. But anyway, he posted this and it was like, oh, look at what Google does with censorship or whatever. And I immediately was like, that's sus and searched it myself and got completely different results. So this is like why censorship is important, why it's important in social media, why it's required, why it's important in schools. And then I got on my own computer got a different results. I'll see what we got on this computer. No, it's fine. Well, on this computer is probably going to be amputee porn or something like that. Yeah, let's get that dude. Let's get an arm in the ass. Also, I didn't know somebody tried to off Truman. I didn't either. Was there an assassination template? Yes. Okay. So Bob, go to my Instagram at ST James ST James there or just type in Ross Patterson. So not only are they trying to censor Google searches as well with the assassination itself, they don't even want you to see that fucking iconic picture. So scroll down, Bob. Yeah, I've heard that one too. By the way, Andrew Bailey, my friend, Missouri Attorney General, he's filing a lawsuit about this right now. Okay, so yeah, exactly. Click on the Trump picture if you can. Okay, so it's up on yours. Now for the rest of my feed and my followers here, when I pop it up, there is a warning on the image itself. And the warning, it says verified from USA Today, one of those fact checker sites. And it says, this photo has been altered. Secret service members, we're not smiling in this photo. Now, I don't see anybody smiling. I don't either. That's this is the actual photo. But that from the guy from the New York Times. That happens with fact checkers a lot, right? So they'll fact check something that isn't in question and say actually they'll wait for or maybe do it themselves have one asshole post the image or the video and use a caption that's misleading. And then they'll fucking put a fact check tag on it and say, actually, that's not what happens. Like, nobody said that except for that one guy who's probably you. Exactly. Now, Gary Bear taught me this actually a week ago, when he was in the studio, he said, if you write in and fight it, then they have to, you know, give you a reason for it or whatever. And I said, look, this is the exact screenshot from the New York Times. And it was finally removed yesterday. So the picture is viewable now. But ever since the assassination attempt, it is blank. It was blurred out. And it says, here's why this photo was altered. And and to use that example, so they use USA Today, another, you know, mainstream media site. And then it was like one from like the Colombian, like some weird fucking magazine that I've never heard of in Colombia. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Let's face it. This is arguably one of the most iconic images a president has ever had during a moment like this. Yes, they don't want you to fucking see this. This is what America is all encompassed in one fucking photo. I get why Google's scrubbing it. I get all the fucking people who are scrubbing this bullshit. Buckle up, dude, because we're still 98 days from the election. It's gonna get worse. I can promise you that. All of our feed, by the way, social or YouTube wise. I mean, they cut the fucking numbers down and throttle them as soon as we what I think we're able to go five days after that show with Rob O'Neill about five days after the shooting. And they didn't want anybody talking about it anymore. I can I'll actually look hang on. So we went from sorry, 268,000 views or something like that. No, no, no, we went for my shorts getting like, let's see, 681,000 200,000 443 40 251 609 242 150 205 all of a sudden to 21. And then 12, four and a half, 2000 1600 10,000 2400 4,000 in a matter of a couple of days. It just like evaporated. Now I had a meeting with a pretty big Hollywood agency a few months back regarding this and I got to chat with them and I said, Hey guys, what do we do about this? Like there's got to be something you can do and they go, Oh yeah, you can actually pay Google employees face or meta employees. And they will you'll wire the money to a separate account and a separate email for them. And then they'll take it down. Now, how long it'll stay like the the blocks on all this shit. How long it'll stay is TBD. And they're saying most of it is pre programmed by AI. And then if a human happens to pop back up again, you'll have to pay another fee and try to get the blocks off and everything else. It's common knowledge in Hollywood. I didn't know it's just a protection racket. That's all it. Fuck me, man. So yeah, it's going to get a lot worse. And how is that not election interference? I know the Attorney General from Missouri, he broke back. He goes, I'm on it today. So he was looking into this immediately. I expect a lawsuit filed against Google out of the state of Missouri pretty fucking quickly over this shit. But it's really weird, man. Really fucking weird. Next up, who's behind the Biden plan? President Biden is set to propose several changes to the US Constitution on Monday night to make good on his promise to reform that Supreme Court, which we chatted about. We've got all this information. So the framers of the Constitution, intentionally, this is some other stuff I wanted to add. Yeah, they made it intentionally difficult to amend the Constitution. Two thirds majority, which means 38 of 50 states would have to vote to ratify any kind of amendment like that. We've talked about that. Political reported the specific of the proposal have not been finalized. So maybe they're going to make some changes to it. We'll see. But the question that I have is that which one of these unelected shitbags, is it the Clintons or the Obamas or someone else trying to do this? Who? I'm very curious about who it is trying to do this because it's not Barack Obama. And it's not Kamala Harris either. She's too stupid to do any of this stuff. Why would it not be Barack Obama? Oh, no, it's not Joe Biden. I mean, oh, yeah, yeah. Honestly, it's not Joe Biden. Like I wonder. I'm very, very curious as to who exactly is is trying to do this because again, I know it's been a lot's happened since October of last year, but go look at the news. Go look at like the Jerusalem Post search results for Netanyahu between the 1st of August 2023 and the 1st of October 2023. And what you're going to find is him trying to kill the courts in Israel and then a war happening right afterwards to try to keep him out of prison, basically, right? Now, maybe the attack just happened. And he that was a stroke of, you know, kind of crass to say so a good fortune for him politically. I don't know. It like that Israel just did this. They just tried to do what Biden has proposed literally summer of last year. Yeah. So that begs some questions. Like who exactly is proposing the shit and what's the intended goal there? Well, so it's not just the Supreme Court issue, right? The next one is if you go to Vice, you don't have to pull this up. Bob, I'll just read it, but Vice President Kamala Harris and this is July 27th, this was two days ago, because they said they were going to call for the sweeping reforms within the Constitution. And I want to ask you about this. This is her exact tweets. Congress must renew the assault weapons ban. Was that originally in there? What does she mean by the word renew? Yeah, there was an assault weapons ban in the late 90s, early 2000s. There was. Okay. And how was that constitutional? It's not. And that's how they got it out of there? No, it just expired. Okay. But they wouldn't be able to pass it now. Definitely not with this court. It would immediately get struck and struck and struck and struck and down, struck and down. I like struck and down a lot, dude. Stacked. Stacked. Strike that off the record, dude. It wouldn't pass the jurisprudence test, though, but they wouldn't be able to pass that anyways. But you want to go up against the Supreme Court, you want to go against two A, these are the constitutional changes. Well, I mean, if you want to know what happens when you start having branches of government take each other over and let socialism like creep into your politics and then disarm the public, just check out Venezuela, because that's exactly what happened there. Yeah. One banana republic after another under the communist influence. And then you see in Philadelphia this weekend, you see their little, their little shindig, their little dust up. Yeah, I didn't see their dust up, but I'll read her comments. The Communist Party of America had a full on fucking parade through downtown Philly this weekend, like hundreds and hundreds, maybe thousands of people, I don't know, but they should all be deported. Communism is our enemy, right? Oh, yeah, I saw this. I'm not, I'm not, where was this? I'm not, this is this is downtown Philly. Yeah. I'm not into McCarthyism per se because they just like wildly accused anybody who wasn't a conservative of being a communist. But if you are a communist, and usually if you're walking in a parade with a fucking hammer and a sickle on your chest, that makes you one. Yeah. Then I think these people should be kicked the fuck out of the country. So, I don't know. I kind of want to, I kind of want to see these people try. I mean, yeah, but we could give them everything into Ireland. Like I, no, no, I mean, just like, try to uprise. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they can barely, they can barely hold that banner up. Look at these people. They can barely hold the banner. Look at why? Look at this fucking, the suspenders, sit, I mean, those are your people, Delco. Yeah. Yeah. Those are, those are that's Philly right there. Those are working class, Philadelphia. They all ran up the steps like Rocky at the end of this. People are not from Philly. Nobody pulled a bird's jersey off and popped into this parade. Also, that dude in the suspenders, he didn't run anywhere. No, he sure did get those fucking tied leggings on for his diabetes. And they came down on a bus. They're not from Philly. This is just, and you know what's funny too, is that like the Bolsheviks were kind of the same, like they were like nerdy, educated people. But, just say Jewish, Bob. No, no, they're like Jews. Letter wasn't Jewish, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. But that's the right wing. That's, that's like the dumb, dumb right wing talking point now. Oh, the Jews fucking Bolsheviks. Like, no, not even close. Yeah. Anyways, kick these people to fuck out of the country. Like, here's, here's what you can and can't do. You can fucking protest your own government. You have the right to say or believe whatever you want provided. It's not violent. But you don't have a right to be part of a group that's an enemy of the United States. Like, you couldn't join al-Qaeda and say, oh, it's my first amendment right to be an al-Qaeda and then have al-Qaeda parades. No, communism is our enemy. Yeah. It's our enemy and it has been for 70, 80 goddamn years. Get these people to fuck out of here. Why do they want it? It's what I don't understand. Well, because they grew up in privilege. Right. Well, I mean, I, I had a pretty easy life. Life's not that hard. Just fucking, everybody's relaxed. Well, they all think they're going to have jobs doing slant poetry. That doesn't pay well. No, they're going to be grinding, they're going to be grinding other people into paste. So everybody has something. Nobody, nobody thinks, nobody thinks they're going to be working in the bread factory where you make bread out of like half flour, half sawdust, right? Yeah, everyone's going to be teaching. Have you ever, if you want to search Twitter, or you could search Google because I'm sure there's aggregators who've done it. One of the funniest things to search is like everyone's well on Twitter, other question will get asked like, what are you going to do after the revolution? What do you think your life will be like? What do you think you'll be doing after the revolution? And that's all these like tweed little idiots be like, I think I'll teach the history of capitalism while helping at a food bank. There's nobody that's like, I'm going to weld. There's never a welder. Well, to me, let's, let's be really clear. None of those people are going to survive what's coming next, not one of them. No, I just don't fucking understand, even like, look at Russia itself, right? Like the, the bullshit, Bolsheism was started kind of by a more thinking class, a more educated type of people, but like, who was the second guy? It was Stalin. He was just a gangster, a strong armor. Like it does not take long. Well, that's what happens, right? Yeah, within one generation, if you weaken the infrastructure that keeps society in place, right, like masculinity, for example, or law or checks and balances, equal branches of government, blah, blah, blah, all this stuff, then whomever the fucking biggest dick is next is going to win and fucking never lose again after that. That's how until you like, Venezuela is learning, Venezuela is learning a lesson right now that Americans should fucking pay attention to. You might be able to fucking vote your way in to authoritarianism and communism and socialism and all this shit, but you're going to have to shoot your way the fuck out of it. Yeah, and that'll lead us into the next story. Venezuela president Nicholas Maduro was formally declared the winner of his country's disputed presidential election Monday, a day after the political opposition and the entrenched incumbent both claimed victory in the contest. The national electoral council, which is loyal to Maduro's ruling party announced his victory, handing him a third six year term as the leader of an economy recovering from collapse and a population desperate for change. The ministers of defense communication and technology in the head of national assembly applauded. We have never been moved by hatred on the contrary. We have always been victims of the powerful. Maduro said in the nationally televised ceremony, an attempt is being made to impose a coup d'etat in Venezuela again of a fascist encounter revolutionary nature. We already know this movie. And this time there will be no kind of weakness adding that he says Venezuela's law will be respected, not a fucking prayer. They're on the brink of civil war right now. If you haven't popped on over to Twitter there, and that's what happens. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and do that civil war, by the way, you have to. Um, Blinken and Kamala Harris. I'll read her statement here. Uh, of all made statements, the United States. What about Joe Biden? Do you say anything? He's not saying anything. He's not saying anything. Well, if she's if she's performing the office of president, then the 20th of the amendment needs to be involved. I agree. So her statement is the United States stands with the people of Venezuela who expressed their voice in today's historic presidential election. The will of the Venezuela people must be respected. Despite the many challenges, we will continue to work toward a more diplomatic, prosperous and secure future for the people of Venezuela. Does this mean we would ever be involved in? No, no, no, just checking. No, just checking. No, it's funny. The first, not not this iteration of America, the Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, iteration would have for sure, but not this time. Okay. Like the Trump wouldn't want to and the left right now is too incompetent. Although you can see the same markers, right? Anybody that opposes me is a fat right wing fascist. You know what I mean? So if you're trying to figure out who somebody is, listen to what they're saying. And if what they're saying is identical to what fucking communists say, then ding, ding, ding, we've got a communist. Yeah, yeah. Next up, Southwest is changing everything. It's the end of an era. Southwest Airlines, after more than 50 years, the airline is getting rid of its open seating policy. You better hit the fucking applause button, Delco. God damn it. What a fucking nightmare that's been for years. You don't like it? I hate it. I hate it so much. I'm almost fucking choked in my own goddamn saliva, like Gypsy Rose Blanchard. I hate it so fucking the I hate Southwest in general. It was fun and flirty for the LA flight to Vegas when I lived there all those years and it was 45 minutes. It was strippers and we were all drinking and you were going out of Burbank. It was the easiest flight in America and it was fine. Bags fly free. Yeah. All the other times on Southwest, you're usually in oh hey, you're C53 and you're stuck between two 400 fucking pound people and in the middle seats on a three and a half hour flight to Phoenix. God damn it, I've hated this. You can go to the middle of A and sit wherever you want. Then you can't choose any of it. Try flying with a family or any of that shit on Southwest. Thank fucking God. Actually, we just did Southwest this weekend. I guarantee you did, Bum. It was $18. It was cheap, but they let you, I don't know what the age limit is, but it's pretty high, I think, because of the line we're in. But after A group, families get to board before B group or whatever. So if you don't check in on time, we were good to go. We got we got decent seats. You did because you got kids, right? And they felt bad? Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just their policy. He said he was active military. Sure did. Yeah. Yeah. And disabled and black and maybe mentally retarded. And they were like, Hey, here's here's six bags of peanuts. We'll give you some extra peanuts. I don't think you can have peanuts on planes anymore. If you're retarded, you can. I don't think so. Yes, they're giving them out to retards. There's a separate bag behind the captain seat full of peanuts. It's called peanuts for retards. It's PFR. And it's like, Hey, do you got any of those PFRs back there? Those peanuts for retards? He's gonna have to wait. I know. Yeah, I had to wait at the dealership a long time too. So it is what it is, isn't it? Welcome. With that, what made them finally decide to make this decision? That I don't know. I mean, they've been the only one that does what they do for 50 fucking years now. So I honestly don't know. Maybe they didn't want to be poor anymore. Did people really like it though? Well, I think there's there's new when Southwest first started, it was very frequently a cheaper option to the other major airlines, Americans, United and Delta. Now there's so many more small airlines like Frontier and Spirit and shit. A VELO is another one that's flying out of Wilmington. And then this regional ones like Alaska Air and shit like that, maybe they're just like, all right, we can probably behave like a normal company now and stop acting, stop catering to the pores, right? Yeah. Because it's really like a cruise ship in the sky to some degree. Southwest? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't mean in a good, I mean, like, if you've been on a fucking cruise before, you know that I'm not that's not a compliment. It's the worst. It's like the same people on Southwest planes are the people you see of the cruise. Yeah, make of that whatever you choose. I know exactly what I like as soon as you said it, it popped into my minds. I've always hated Southwest. The only thing I'll say about them best stews on the planet, their stewardesses are amazing because they've got a comedy routine. So at some points during that interview process, they were like, give me your best type 15. And they did it. And every flight that I've gone on, at least I've laughed. And I think they do it out of misery. Like they know every single person is about to be miserable for the next three hours of their lives. And they're like, man, I better give the best fucking 15 minutes set of my life. Because this next three and a half hours is going to be fucking hell for these fat assholes, these fat pores. Give them the PFRs from behind the, given the peanuts for retards behind the pilots. I think we need more plane crashes. I was surprised to make, I think we need them. I think we need them to make people appreciate the fact that you're for a very small amount of money, relatively speaking, you're defeating gravity and not having to take the fucking organ trail to get somewhere. This shit. I mean, yeah, it sucks. Who fucking cares? Shut the fuck up. God damn it. Like we can't do anything anymore. Five seconds goes by. We're like, Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, damn. Can you wait for this magic to happen? Not on this fucking airline. My God, man. All right. So you got normal seats. Yeah, congratulations. Welcome to the fucking the new world over here. Who is the Christopher Columbus behind that fucking decision? Congratulations. Last but not least, Iran is at it again. The Middle East brace for a potential flare up and violence on Sunday after Israeli authorities said a rocket from Lebanon struck a soccer field in the Israeli controlled goal and heights, killing 12 children in teens and what the military called the deadliest attack on civilians since October 7th. It raised fears of a broader regional war between Israel and Hezbollah, which in a rare move denied what it was responsible. The White House National Security Council said it was speaking with Israeli and Lebanese counterparts and working on a diplomatic solution to end all attacks once and for all in the border area between Israel and Lebanon. I saw this over the weekend and anything that comes out of that region with actual film and them holding up shaking the dead bodies of the kids in front of the cameras. I don't know where it was coming from or who or why did it, but yeah, I don't believe anybody. I don't believe anybody on any side of this. Sorry. Nope. And I don't, you know, I mean, I don't want people to get killed unnecessarily, but I also have no interest really. I mean, the reason I even report on it at all is so people know kind of what's going on. So they'd be like, yeah, I understand that's going on, but it's not my fucking problem. I'm not getting involved. No. And that's how you should feel about this. And if Israel really did think Iran was behind these attacks on October 7th and everything else, and they went bombs away in Iran, I wouldn't give a shit. Yeah, I don't care. Maybe they couldn't care less. Just don't want to give any money or troops or anything at all. Nah, fuck them. And I just want to pretend that the Middle East just doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, I mean, look, if we just fucking ignore it long enough, maybe it won't. Can you wish it away? Like Mike Pence, when you pray the gay away, could we just pray it away? I think it's the reverse of that. It's like Tinker Bell, the less you think about it, the less it fucking actually happens. Okay, that's what I think. I just don't think about it. Yeah. Until it pops up on my Twitter feed. Some assholes, like, humanly with going on over there. Yes, because it's been happening for thousands of years with those fucking ingrates. Yeah. Well, now Israel bombed a school in retaliation. I didn't hear about that. What they said was being used as a command center for Hamas, which probably is true. They do that shit all the time. Yeah, it might be true. 30 people dead, some kids, another 100 injured. Those are numbers from the Palestinian Authority, which means that they're not real, right? Just be clear about that. But we do have to do away with these Iran deals. You can't negotiate with their leadership. The only thing they understand is dominance, right? Like we fucking killed their top ranking and longest serving general, just to be like, hey, we're going to like, what would kill everybody? So just fucking relax, right? I mean, we literally assassinated what would be the equivalent of the chairman of their joint chiefs and they didn't do shit. Like this is what should be happening. Just every now and again, kill some random Iranian leader and just a reminder and then put out just put out a fucking statement be like, hey, to be honest, we're not even sure who that guy was. Somebody handed me a picture. I'm like, fuck him. And we dropped a fucking bomb on his car when he was driving to Sunday church. You know what I mean? Fuck him. I think that's it. That's what these people understand. You know what I mean? Like when we're interrogating somebody in the US, maybe you try to fucking trick them or get them emotional or show them pictures of some stuff you think they did or whatever the fuck in the Middle East, if you're interrogating somebody, you literally have to physically slap them in the face over and over again. That's just how they communicate. So Do you ever get to do that? I can't remember. So I think that we need to any of their leaders that step outside of Iran, we should kill them immediately, especially if they come into one of our active war zones. That's it. No. And again, put out a funny press release about it. By the way, Bob, you want to click on that Fox News article right there underneath it. Oh, because over the weekend for for Palestinians with that we're on our three excuse me, three Palestinians, so-called Palestinians, it's not a place. So that's not a thing. But three of them were arrested, trying to come over the border that were on the terrorist watch list. Great. So it isn't just, you know, Israel. It's not just us either. Palestinian, the Palestinian fucking government, Hamas, Iran, all these people, they're fucking, it's a disease, they're a disease. There's a reason that they've been expelled from literally every country in the Middle East, except for the ones where they don't have any rights. You know what I mean? Like Gaza and West Bank. Oh, it's a fucking outdoor prison. We don't have any rights. Cool. What about Lebanon or Jordan, where the most of the so-called Palestinians live, where they can't have, they can't have professional licenses. They can't be a doctor or a lawyer. They can't vote. No rights at all, right? What is real? Yeah. Fuck off, dude. Maybe they once ago hang out with Bolal in Chicago, you know, train with him or something. Well, that's where he is because he sure as shit isn't fucking Palestine. No, he sure is. And now's the point of the show we get to the drinking bro of the week. Where are you at? Big fella. Come on down. Play the music. Delco. There you are. Oh, yeah. Look at this bear of a man. You can go to drinking bros.com, buy some merch, and also make a submission for drinking bro of the week over there. It'll get emailed to us live on air, or we love to see your beautiful faces live in the studio. You can come and get fucked up all day on hard AF seltzer, and just enjoy yourself. Gary, did you take your shirt off already? Is it that time of the day? Okay. Just making sure, dude, because you were, I don't know, 10 minutes ago, shirt it up. So I just want to know that that 345 range is when you got to really get rid of it. Okay. Yeah, proud of you. Ah, you're doing a great job. Put that about an inch from your face. There you go. There we go. Look at you, man. You've got to lean over like John Federer. A little bit. This eats a little high. 62. 62? Yeah, you got me beat. I got your beat by an edge. But shit, you look bigger to walking in. Yeah. I'm sitting down. Where are you from? From Wisconsin. Shit, shit, dude. Trying to get hard AF seltzer in Wisconsin. I mean, I mean, you guys fucking drink out there. Yeah. I love it, man. I went to a game at Madison one time. It was so fucking fun. Yeah. Yeah, I ordered it once up there, but you know, the shipping and everything's kind of pricey. It is. Luckily, we knocked it down. So if you go back to the site, you can do it. But hopefully we'll be open up with Wisconsin soon. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. Tell everybody to name Eric Kerr. There you go. How long have you listened? Since 2020. Fuck yeah, dude. I'm right in the middle of COVID. Yep. Pretty much. Yeah. We get a lot of people like that. They were like, Hey, dude, you guys were on every day. And now we have to. We can't leave. I work at a machine shop. So every day, I'm just allowed to listen to podcast one working. No shit. That's perfect. That's pretty fun. Like all day long. So that way you can just breeze away. You probably don't even notice what you're doing. Pretty much. What kind of machines do you do? CNC machines were like in a mold shop. All right. So plastic mold injection. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah. Make one of Bob's cock. If you if you can't. Oh, we can do that. Yeah, that'd be great. Just kind of ship that into him. And you know, it'd be nice. Dion, if if somebody made a version of Bob's cock and then just sent it into the studio, a listener, it'll be great. Who do you want to give drink a brother week to? Got two quick ones. Okay. One. They're both alive. Okay. Great. Yeah. Love that. First one's my buddy, Jake. He just got him listening to the show about a month ago. Okay. And he actually just signed up for Patreon today. So you could see this because he knew it was going to be on you. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. So there we go. What's up, Jake? What's his last name? Oh, Wonder lick. Wonder lick. You can wonder lick these. Oh, Jake. Welcome to the show. We appreciate it. Who else? Yeah. And the second one is going to be my dad. All right. Obvious reasons raised me to be the person I am today. Other reasons I can tell you off air, but not on here. No, it's fine. Do you still still chat with him and communicate with him on a daily basis? Yeah. Talked him like my whole drive down here. Yeah, that's awesome, man, because Gary doesn't have that ability with his kid. So it's unfortunate. Yeah, it is. And just wanted to make sure, you know, obviously that you're still in communication with your. Yeah, not quite the piece of shit, like Gary. Good. Good. We're trying to avoid that at all costs. After that Street Gonzo episode aired, they're like, dude, is he going to die? And I was like, yeah. And hopefully he'll do it on camera. I know Joel filmed the death, which is nice. Yeah, he did just buy me a case of the earlier tune. I just threw him under the bus. Oh, really? Yeah. Classic here, man, dude. God, the Adderall hasn't even kicked in yet. Like, he's just barely getting going here today. Proud of you, Gary Barrett. Thanks for tuning in, kids. Dion, shit, you want to come up for any drink of the week? Fuck while you're here. Give him the music. Give Dion the music. He's earned it. Owns. F1 firearms, dude. Big deal. Used to. You got the shaker there. You sold it, right? Yeah. Look at you. What the fuck is wrong with you? What? What? You guys are so fucked up. I come in here. It's like a Joe Dirt fucking chip in jail. Sure is. Sure is. It's nice, isn't it? Dan was on fire today, guys. Just a sponge. A lot going on in the world. A lot going on. A lot going on. Dion's an old school homey of the show. He invites us on her boat occasionally when I don't have my wife and kids with me, which I love. Which I love. Can we not talk about the boat? It's fun. We don't have to talk about the boat. That's why I'm here. It's got $70,000 in damage. Does it really what happened? Yeah. Well, I hit a cable. Oh, you did? Underwater cable. That's weird. Yeah. Well, they're trying to get jaws or something. That's how they know. Somebody's big one-inch fishing line. I don't know. No, shit. Yeah, that was a marina cable. Can we get Gary Barrett out on the boat with Joel? He's got to work out a little bit more, I think. I don't, he's in good shape. He's kind of a tweener. He's not like in really good shape, and he's not a dad bod. I don't know who's going to like him on the lake. Everybody. Ladies love Gary Barrett. Well, they love him. Yeah. Well, we had, well, what's that guy out on the lake there? He tore it up. Which one? The guy you sent to the football league. Oh, last row of low pets. Yeah. So what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We played it on the show. Can I not say it? Okay. I don't know. Maybe not. I don't know what you're going to say. Can you whisper it? Sure can't. We're alive. Somebody else has walked in. I'm like, no, we're fucking live everywhere right now. I wasn't there that day. Okay. I hired a cat. I wasn't there that day. I wasn't there that day. We sent last row of low-pads with some hard AF seltzer and say, hey, man, shoot some footage, send it back to us. He was dog walking or growing on a leash. On a yacht. Yeah. Yeah. And she was having a good time. I didn't know he was in the dog. I didn't either. I didn't know. She was a delicious. I think it was a DEI dog. Was it? It was a DEI dog. Oh, you're right. It was a diversity. So he checked that box. Low-pads checked that box before the president. He definitely did, dude. But I want to go. It's always a blast. Who would you like to give during the world a week to today? Man, I'm just going to give it to myself because I'm just a conceited fucking prick. No, I thought about it. It's allowed. I even thought about it. How about I give it to my wife? Yes, absolutely. And I'm going to drive home in about three hours and I'll give it to her again. There you go. Yeah. How many kids you got? Two. Two. That I know of. Yeah, that's true. And there's a third on the way tonight? No, no, no. Did you get clips? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got a snip? Man, didn't I tell the story about that? On air? Not sure. We do a lot of drugs. We drink a lot. A long time ago, I did the scalpel-less, which kind of fucked up. They just take pliers and I mean, it would have been better to just cut it. No, I don't need to hear it. Two hours later, hopped on a plane to Australia. Felt good. Really? It didn't hurt. Did you take some oxies? Nothing. Didn't hurt at all. Silver? Two days later, I'm in a waffle house in Brisbane. Yep. And my nuts are this fucking big. No shit. And they're black. Oh, God. And they're bruised. Did you suck me out of this? I don't understand. So I go to the bathroom and I'm like, I gotta have a look at this. And I'm like, fuck, this is something not right. And I look down and what freak we out was, it was like bruising halfway up the dick. Okay. Well, they didn't touch the dick. They touched the balls. So I'm like, oh, oh, fucking God, infection. I'm going to lose my cock. And your balls. And my balls in Brisbane. So I'm texting pictures to my doctor from the bathroom. And he's like, did you put peas on or something cold? And cold peas or ice. I mean, it didn't hurt. Did you take Tylenol and Aleep? No, because take Tylenol or you get, I did two days later, it was back to just good looking as though they've always been. So you're everything's good to go? Yeah, still shooting, still blanks. All right. Yeah. Is he thick ropes though? Are you still triple roping it? Oh, no, no. After I got fixed, nothing. No shit. It's like, God, I don't know, just nothing. So there's no semen that comes out at all? Not very little. I don't like that at all. Oh, you like the feeling as it's going through? It's not that. It's just that you know, there's an end, you know, it's kind of like the last chapter of a book. We were like, all right, cool, man. I got what eight pages left. Awesome. Like that, but I don't, I don't think everybody likes that. I mean, some girls like, like, you know, messy and, you know, they rub it all over. I guess it's good for the skin and it's great for the skin, but I wouldn't know because, you know, if I did that to my wife, she'd beat the fuck up. Yeah, but somebody's done it to you. You've had a gay day. No, you've had one. No, I mean, many, I tried it once. I didn't like it. Yeah. Yeah, you know how it is. Mal, was it rectal or anal? Didn't even get that far. He just looked at me and I just fucking didn't like it. You know, they got those, that, that gay look, like it right, they look right through you and they're like, they look at you and you can just kind of feel something going up your ass, but there's nothing there. Sure. It's like the weirdest feeling. Was it rectal or anal? Was it rectal or anal? It was nothing. Sure. Okay. Okay. Sure. It was in the butt. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, that didn't take long to just get dark between us. It never does. Every time you're like, you know, every time you're here. And that's why I love you. I love you. Thanks for tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. Really is all the advertiser to give a fuck about. So I have to say at the end of every goddamn show, just get it over 10,000 and I'll never say it again. All right. Can I interrupt again? No, because ghost bed, last time I kind of interrupted the ad and then you gave me a little shit. Okay. The one thing you don't talk about ghost bed and you should talk about the safety aspect of it. You can only fit six girls in you on a king size ghost bed. Look, it's so great. It's so great Casey Anthony. We'll have another fun. Because you don't want to have seven girls because one has to stand. I agree. So if you have a king size ghost bed, six girls in you. That's it. And then somebody's got a film from above. That's the pee of the angle that you want. But don't make it weird, dude. Just talk about the safety aspect. No, that's fine. Don't get weird. That's amazing. It is. Go to ghostpig.com/drinkabros and then obviously subscribe to Patreon at @drinkabros podcast and YouTube and Twitter. We're doing live videos on Twitter now. Thank you, Yee-haw and musk. For Dantheney Dantheney Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is the Drinking Bros podcast. Good night, everyone. [Music]
