Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 13
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - Gonna get out of here. (upbeat music) - My name's Ken and I clean Willy Nelson's under hole. (laughing) - Under hole. (upbeat music) - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughing) - Get out of my studio. (laughing) No, hell no. (upbeat music) - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - All right, man, what a glorious week. - Happy Sunday. - Welcome to the show. - It's another Sunday already. These weeks just keep flying live. - These weeks just lie, dude. Oh my God, what year is this? - Like are they say, time flies when you're having fun? - Is it 20, 30 yet? What's going on? - Right. (laughing) - Close. - 20, 30. (laughing) All right, we're. - I don't know, we're at the end of July already, and I don't even know how that happens. - Ah, crazy bit. Welcome to Travis Keavy. (laughing) - Keavy, yeah. You had a month-long-- - A cross country show. (laughing) - Almost done. - I know, you've been very good at, you've been really rockin' this. - I'm trying, dude. - For a few weeks. - I've tried a lot. - I really like the Travis Penelope Ross better. I feel like Keavy's, man. - Get out of here, Penelope, with that nonsense. - Anyways, we've had a couple of tattle tailors, but we're looking for more. We're looking for more. So, tattle tail, contact at romonaradio.com. (laughing) - I don't tell. - Yeah, if you see him in public, and he doesn't say Travis Keavy, you need to let us know. Reach out on the social media, Romona Radio needs snow, or just tell Kerbschilt. - There will be repercussions. - There's a lot of love between you and Kirby, but I guarantee you, Kirby, be the first one to throw you on the bus. - Oh, she's absolutely throwing me on the bus. - She'll be like-- - For something like this, 100%. - She's got her class B license. She's a bus driver. - I mean, real life. (laughing) Anyone that knows me knows that's not true. I hate driving, and I think that's a class B. - No, it's a class B in it. I think it's for buses. - It's for buses. - Oh, B is for bus? - It's for bus B and silly. - No, I think it's for bus. - No, it is C, but I think he was being silly. - Yeah, I've had a class A license for many, many, many years. - Class A? - The B is, yeah. - Yeah, he was-- - What's the class B? What does that mean? - Class B is a known combined vehicle. - Non-combined? - Yeah, so commercial vehicle that carries more than, I don't know, so many people over a certain weight, but is not a trailer vehicle. So like a semi-truck. - Or a bus. - A semi-truck is a class B. - Or a bus. - Or a bus. - Or a bus. - So I was right. - No, I don't know. All right, I need some whiskey. Oh, we got Cassie with us today. - Hello. - Thank you, Cassie, for sitting in with us again. - Keep letting me back in here, I don't think. - Class B. - Class B. - I don't know why they keep letting me back in here. We like you. - Oh, man. - Yeah, and then of course we've got Eric. Eric, go forth. - Oh, hello, friend. Hi. - No, we got, I got, I got, I got to do some whiskey real quick. - Oh, fuck the sake. - It is. Gentlemen Jack. - You had like a half an hour before the show. - I know. - You get to shit together. - I've been schmoozing, bro. - I've been hanging out, you know. - It's been a long Sunday. - I've been curbing. - I've been giving my girlfriend a back massage and all that kind of fun stuff. - So yeah, right, that's. - I'd love to say that was true though. (laughing) - Wait, why does Bird's flying around here? - That was Bird's. - No kind of back massage. - All of a sudden there's Bird's flying, man. - It's like a student. - Bird's flying around the city. - No, you're a musician and everything gets it down on your time. (laughing) - I know, man. - That's true. - We love our musicians. - I'm a happy musician though. I don't really have a whole timeline thing or anything. I'll just do stuff for fun. Love it. We'll do it live, you know? - I don't know, I want to get in the album. - Where's that live button? Press, press. - We'll do it live, fucking. - Yes. - Do it live, I'll write it and we'll do it live. (laughing) - Oh man, that is happening. - That is my favorite, that is my favorite little button that you have over there. I gotta remember which one that is. - Thank you all, God bless you all, let's go. Let's go late, let the world. (laughing) - Let's go, let the world, sweet. - I've got a whole, come on, I got a whole-- - Come on, man. - I got a whole, I got a whole lot of it. - To be fair, there's a lot of material there. - I mean-- - There really is. - No, I'm serious, I mean. - Come on, man. - Well, every politician gives anybody all the material they ever want. - Oh, stand both sides of the aisle, right? - It doesn't even matter, like, that's just funny. (laughing) - Oh my God. All right, so songs, we were talking about music earlier. We were going off about songs that, remember you hear the song and it puts you in a spot. And a memory, yeah, like a memory in your life, right? Like a song that you hear and you can like smell and kind of taste like everything that happened at that point that reminds you of that moment that you've listened and heard that song. What's a song, sweet curves that does it for you? - For me, it's the song. I don't even know the name of the song, to be honest, it's by Big Mountain though. - Big Mountain? - Uh-huh. - Big Mountain. - Big Mountain. - Is it country or what is it? - What kind of year are we in here? - Probably the '90s, early '90s. - Is it country or what, what kind of? - I'd say it's kind of like-- - Sounds reggae a little bit not. - Really? - Maybe not, I don't know. Make me think, I don't know what I'm talking about. - I do love me some reggae events. - How does it go? - What song? - Oh, you guys are gonna make me sing. - Well, not sing, just give me the gist. - Baby, I love your way. - Oh, I love your way. - That's Peter Frampton. - No, but they're not gonna sing the two. - Oh, the one that, okay. - Oh, there's a, yeah, I know what you're talking about. - That's what you're talking about. - There it is. - That's reggae, yeah. - Yeah, let's say reggae. - Okay, absolutely. - Anyway, it reminds me of being with my sister and my two little cousins, my sister would drive us to the beach in Manhattan Beach, and we go to the beach, and then we go get, 'cause he said taste Italian ice at 7-11. - Yeah, Italian ice. - Very cool. - Kinda want that. It's like, unfortunately, like that. - UB40 did it. - Which is funny, because Kirby and I were talking before the show about songs that struck her chord, and she goes, "Ooh, baby, I love your way." And I'm like, "Oh, but UB40." She goes, "No." I think, "No." - I'm all, I'm all Peter Frampton. - Yeah, but I didn't know. Now you're kinda curious, like, all right. - I will tell you, I did have a dog. His name was P.D., short for Peter Frampton. - P.D. - P.D. - P.D. - P.D. - P.D. - Oh, I thought, like, Papa Delta. - No. - I'm like, Frampton starts with a meth. - Papa, go tango, echo. - Bye, bye, bye. - Bye, bye, bye. - Papa, go tango, oo. - There it is, man. I love these buttons, dude. You gotta tell me which one's switch. (laughing) - There's a reason he keeps it struck. - I know he's way over there. He's like, "No, you're not touching these." - You're gonna have to do some every week, just so you don't know when you lie. - This can be a power show of just, Travis pushing buttons. - Just be pressing these purple in your orange and green buttons. - The best part is like, you know, I have full control over your microphone, Travis Keyvie. One of these days, the punishment is you're gonna have to do a whole show sounding like this. - No, I'm like, what? What is happening right now? Oh, I get an aisle out of here. (laughing) - Did someone bring helium balloons, right? Or are we doing the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas edition? - Don't, you can do that to my voice. That's crazy, dude. - I can do it. I can just shit to your voice. - That's so hard. Oh my God. (laughing) - Okay, Travis's gotta pull himself back together. He's calling on this chair. - I think that might be a favorite. - Yeah, I think that was the macho man. - Oh my God, remember? - Can you put that voice back on? - Macho man. - I just need to say, snap into a slum jam. - Snap to a slum jam. (laughing) - Welcome to our living room, everybody. - Welcome to the show. - This is what we do on Sunday night. - The show, I know, dude. (laughing) - Nope, on his head. - It's so much fun. (laughing) - Travis has this like, career, country, career, voice, that he does like on his deep voice, you know, commercials and stuff like that. And the fact that I could make him sound like this is like. - Yeah, I don't, right? They're so cold in. (laughing) - This is actually kind of fun because we haven't played with our audience. This way. - No. - So they don't understand all of the power. - That thing that our sound guy actually has. - No. - He's in control, we're at his mercy. - Yeah. - Oh my God, this is me. I am not a doctor. - Oh, I know it. - What did you say? - I am not a doctor. - I am a doctor, not a poor man. (laughing) - For god's exchange. I'm a doctor. - For god's exchange. - I'm a doctor, not a poor man, that's funny. - So we could, hey, can you. - Yeah, continue your story though, please. - Oh yeah, I wanna hear more. - It's not, you'd be 40. - Big mountain, that's it. (laughing) - Thanks for coming back at bat. - You went to 7-Eleven and you got so, my sister is seven years older than me, so my cousins lived in Manhattan Beach and my sister would be like a nanny for them for the summer and my aunt would give us her car and she would work and my sister would drive us all over Manhattan Beach and we'd go to the beach and 7-Eleven to get Italian ice and drive all around and listen to music. - Did they call it Italian ice or was it a slurpee? - No, Italian ice, like it's like in a little cup, like with a little-- - Oh, with a spoon. - Yeah, yeah, okay, yum. - Okay. Oh, glad to hear my voice not acting like that thing again. Let's ridiculous, bro. (laughing) I didn't want to talk, I was just gonna get you a little anxiety there. (laughing) All right, I'm back. No. (laughing) All right, Cassie, what about you? What would it be a-- - Oh, God. - A song that would bring you back, like, you know, like good memory. - I had, there are so, so many. And my problem is that I don't remember them until someone says them, right? And then I'm like, oh my gosh, that reminds me of, or that was the thing. So, well, before the show, and might steal your thunder here, 'cause you were talking about Steve Miller. - You're not gonna do it, right? - Oh, you're doing it. - I am. (laughing) - I'm just kidding with that. - You planted the seed, but yeah. - We both have a Steve Miller memory, evidently. - I really do, honestly, like-- - Yeah, go with yours. - Oh, man. - Tell us about Steve Miller. - I was 17 years old, 17, and I moved out of my parents' house, and I moved in with my girlfriend. I still went to school. I still went to high school. Didn't drop out, didn't know any of that, but she really liked Steve Miller. And this song, Steve Miller, it was called "The Joker." - The Steve Miller song. - The Steve Miller song. - Everybody knows the song. - That's the, yeah. - Everyone knows. - 20th century. - So, I remember living in this little trailer kind of thing with my girlfriend at the time, and listening to this song constantly. Like, and I could taste the ice cream that we used to eat, 'cause they were to peach ice cream, homemade ice cream. Good stuff, and I could taste the ice cream, and I could hear the song, and smell the trailer. - And you put yourself right in the living room with that trailer, right? - Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Every time I hear this song, it reminds me of all 17, like, this one, there it is. ♪ Some people call me the space cowboy ♪ - Yeah, this is kind of a cool song. - Yeah. - I don't care who you are. What you love, this is the song. - Just say, like, Steve Miller was, like, quintessential, like. ♪ Come on, we're more free ♪ - Man. ♪ 'Cause I speak ♪ - All right, we should just listen to this for a minute. - Yeah, I need to listen to it. I'm gonna hear it, do it. ♪ Some people talk about me, baby ♪ ♪ Say I'm doing you wrong, doing you wrong ♪ ♪ Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner ♪ ♪ I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner ♪ ♪ I play my music in the sun ♪ ♪ I'm a joker, I'm a smoker ♪ ♪ I'm a midnight joker ♪ ♪ I get my love, and I'm a run ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ You're the cutest thing that I ever ♪ ♪ Did see, I really love your beaches ♪ ♪ Wanna shake your tree ♪ ♪ Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it ♪ ♪ All the time ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, baby ♪ ♪ I sure show you a good time ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner ♪ ♪ I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner ♪ ♪ I play my music in my song ♪ ♪ I'm a joker, I'm a smoker ♪ ♪ I'm a midnight joker ♪ ♪ I sure don't want to hurt no one ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ People keep talkin' about me, baby ♪ ♪ Say I'm doin' you wrong ♪ ♪ Well, don't you worry, don't worry ♪ ♪ No, don't worry, mama ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm right here at home ♪ ♪ You're the cutest thing I ever did see ♪ ♪ Well, let love your peaches wanna shake your tree ♪ ♪ Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it all the time ♪ ♪ Come on, baby ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ We love you on the same way ♪ ♪ I say that I'm all except for you ♪ - Man, talk about an emotional outburst. Little Joe Cocker. Do you remember that TV show, Zwick Herbs? - I do. - This is called The Made of Famous, right? - Yeah. - The Wonder Years, yeah. - The Wonder Years, yeah. - Kevin Arnold. - What was his name? - Kevin Arnold. - Kevin Arnold. - Oh, the kid. - And Winnie Cooper. - But oh, his Fred Savage. - Wait a minute. - Yeah. (laughs) - Yeah, but that was his character. - Yeah. Oh, man. I remember that song. My sister, when she first was like driving. She was like a white frickin' Oldsmobile. Old ass frickin' beat up car. She played that song. She loved that song. She just blasted. - Tracy R. Aaron? - Tracy, yeah. - Yeah. - We were going around like this corner one time. Like, we were just cruising. We had that blasting. And she hit the paint, (laughs) the yellow veil on the road. And she thought, (groans) (laughs) She got scared to death. Like, we all did. We were like, (laughs) - Too sharp. - But that song was playing when that happened. Crazy. - Isn't that what, how songs can take you to a very moment, to a very specific moment? - Yeah. - And for me, it's "Cote of Many Colors", by Dolly Parton. I think it was like episode one or two. We talked a little bit about that, but. - Yeah. - "Cote of Many Colors"? - Yeah, you know, it's like... I mean, I don't know how many people care about, you know, where I was at at the moment. But it's weird how songs do that. Like, I can see my mom tapping on the wheel. You know what I mean? - Yeah. - She was on those little dots and B 210 pickup truck. - Yeah. - This pale blue thing up in Washington. We're just cruising along and the song came along. You're like, "Ah, well, that's the song." - Yeah. - You know. - A lot of songs do that, man. Like, they'll just take you right back into where you remember hearing it, like. - Yeah. - Good stuff, good stuff. What's another song? What's another song? It's a way of curbs. You can think of, maybe we can listen to and go back in memories. - So we did "Big Mountain", let me think. Oh, "Garth Brooks", "Shameless". My parents had that CD and my older brother would get down to this song. And he was probably, I mean, this was in the early 90s, maybe mid 90s, so he was like 13. He would just like, oh, he thought he was having a concert. - Yeah. - And I remember that being in my parents' car listening to the "Garth Brooks". - I don't think it was a CD as an album, like a set. - We're sure I can play that for you. - Yeah, we can do that. - And that's why I don't like "Garth Brooks". - Martha Dukes. - Well, sorry, that was my song. - Well, what are you gonna do? - Well, you know, there's always songs, like "Wail and Jennings", you know, with the song "Good Old Boy" from the movie, or the TV show, "Dukes of Hazard". - "Dukes of Hazard", yeah. - That brings me back, like, when I hear that song, that brings me back to when I was probably about six, seven years old, sitting on the living room floor, and watching that TV show, dude, like, as a kid, like, just watching it, like, there was no remote controls. I was the remote control, my dad would say, "Go change the channel." - "Go change the channel." - I'd be like, "Okay." "What do I do?" I'm like, "Go that way." Put it on three, and then go to the, you know. - So funny. But yeah, we lived in, we lived in a little, it's called Chatteroy, Washington, a little tiny trailer park, and, like, cable came to the trailer park for the first time, with your seven channels. Seven, and we would sit down every night and figure out, "Okay, what are we gonna watch for the night?" And come up with this whole evening plan to watch what you want, you know. What's funny is we have, like, 300 channels now, and we sit around and go, "There's nothing on fucking TV." - "Nothing to watch?" - "I don't even watch TV, man." "I don't even have a TV in my house." - "We do have a TV, but it's not plugged in to anything." - "We were 13, but only three of them worked." (laughing) - And if you got really good, you could put, like, between channel six and seven, if you put it in the right spot, you'd get to check out the porn, and then you get to watch the Playaway, 'cause it was one of, like, the four channels that are available. - You put a two-pick in the little thing, and then you could hold it in between and watch HBO. - Well, you know what they used to do on the TV. - I know, I've got tips, they're a little about 30 years late. - They used to fake Blur it, you know? - So the lines, like it was all, like, liney. So you could still see, you know, boobs, when it was, like, the bed channels. (laughing) - That was a whole episode of "Friends." Joey and Chandler, for some reason, their TV one day started playing blurry porn, and they just wouldn't turn their TV off, and they're like, "No, we're gonna lose it." "Don't we do that all over?" - Every time it's gonna go away. - And then they would watch it, and they would turn their heads like, "There's a boob." - Blurry porn is better than no porn. (laughing) - I guess if you're on a budget. - Yeah, good lord. - Well, you know what's funny today is like, you can go online and just get whatever it is you wanna see. There it is. - Oh yeah, yeah. - It takes all the novelty out of it, in a way. - I'm pretty sure our children told us about all the good signs. - Yeah, no, no, no, no, really. - They didn't tell us, I just saw it on the router history. - Right. - That's funny. (laughing) - Yeah. - Not really. - Yeah. - Were you being bad? Were you being bad? - No. (laughing) - No. You know what, at the end of the day, I prefer you do that than the real thing, so take as long a shower as you need. - Oh, well, yeah, all right now. All right, all right. - Take Cassie, you took that down a really dark red. - Sorry, I'm a boy mom, like, wait. Okay, here's my accidental, I have an accidental porn story. - Oh God, what happened? - So, when I lived with my parents, when I was young, they had all the cable channels. And so, it was like, I don't know, nine o'clock at night, I was gonna go take a shower. And I thought the Devil Wears Prada, starring Anne Hathaway, was coming on. That's what I thought it said. So, I just left my TV on, went and took my shower, came out to two women having sex on a desk. (laughing) And I said, don't remember this scene. - Doing the Prada? - No, it's called the Devil Wears Nada. - Nada. - I had flipped into that window of, like, the cinemax and skin-amax, skin-amax. And I just, oh, I read it wrong. - I was just like, and then I started turning my TV off. - The fact that, you know, we call it skin-amax, is the funniest thing because- - Yeah, they did. - They got a reputation. - They did, dude, remember, like, all the crazy- - Like, after nine o'clock, you could not flip through any of those channels without seeing soft core, like, pornography movies. - Right, it's a skin-amax, skin-amax. - That's gonna be a song title. My next Travis, uh, uh, kiwi. - Yeah, Travis, kiwi. - Travis, kiwi. - Travis, kiwi. - Travis, kiwi. - Billy bad-ass balls raw. - By the way, we have started getting people reporting you. Just so, just so you know. - I've heard, man. - We're, I'm gonna, I could tell you who the snitches are, but then they would stop snitching. - I know, dude, the punishments are just, just give me a drink, and I'll drink it. - Oh, no. - I don't think that's my punishment. - I think the punishment has to do with habaneros and jalapenos. - Oh, god, no, I can't do that. - You lost, I mean, you won, so I have to do it. - Out, well, out two. - Dude, if I try one of those habanero peppers or whatever you eat, dude, I'll die. - You might, but it's a true statement. - You won't die today, you might tomorrow. - We don't have any tums in this studio, so, okay. - Oh honey, I guarantee you, I got, I got-- - Cassie shopping less, we need a little bit more gentlemen, Jack, and then Tums. - I don't think so. - Okay, so we need to play some songs. I'll get some ice, gentlemen, Jack, and Tums, and some jalapeno peppers. - Yes. - Sounds good. - Yes, we love it. (gentle guitar music) ♪ Back through the years ♪ ♪ I go wondering once again ♪ ♪ Back to the seasons of my youth ♪ ♪ I recall a box of rags that someone gave us ♪ ♪ And how my mama put the rags to use ♪ ♪ There were rags of many colors ♪ ♪ And every piece was small ♪ ♪ And I didn't have a coat ♪ ♪ And it was a way down in the fall ♪ ♪ Mama sold the rags together ♪ ♪ So in every piece we loved ♪ ♪ She made my coat of many colors ♪ ♪ That I was so proud of ♪ ♪ As she sold, she told a story from the Bible ♪ ♪ She had read about a coat of many colors ♪ ♪ Joseph Warren then she said ♪ ♪ Perhaps this coat will bring you good luck and happiness ♪ ♪ And I just couldn't wait to wear it ♪ ♪ And mama blessed it with kiss ♪ ♪ My coat of many colors that my mama made for me ♪ ♪ Made only from breaks but I wore it so proudly ♪ ♪ Although we had no money ♪ ♪ What was rich as I could be ♪ ♪ In my coat of many colors ♪ ♪ My mama made for me ♪ ♪ So with patches on my bridges ♪ ♪ And holes in both my shoes ♪ ♪ In my coat of many colors ♪ ♪ I hurried off to school ♪ ♪ Just to find the others laughing ♪ ♪ And I'm making fun of me ♪ ♪ And my coat of many colors ♪ ♪ My mama made for me ♪ ♪ And oh I couldn't understand it ♪ ♪ For I felt I was rich ♪ ♪ And I told them all the love ♪ ♪ My mama sewed in every stitch ♪ ♪ And I told them all the story ♪ ♪ Mama told me why she sewed ♪ ♪ And how my coat of many colors ♪ ♪ Was worth more than all their clothes ♪ ♪ But they didn't understand it ♪ ♪ And I tried to make them see ♪ ♪ That one is only poor ♪ ♪ Only if they choose to be ♪ ♪ Now I know we had no money ♪ ♪ But I was rich as I could be ♪ ♪ In my coat of many colors ♪ ♪ My mama made for me ♪ ♪ They just for me ♪ ♪ Just a good old boy ♪ ♪ Never meeting no harm ♪ ♪ It's all you never saw ♪ ♪ And in trouble we're the lonesome ♪ ♪ So today they was born ♪ ♪ Straightening the curve ♪ ♪ Riding the hills ♪ ♪ Someday the mountain might get above the lawn never will ♪ ♪ Laking their way ♪ ♪ The only way they know how ♪ ♪ That's just a little bit more than the humble of life ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Licking their way ♪ ♪ The only way they know how to tell ♪ ♪ That's just a little bit more than the humble of life ♪ ♪ I am a good old boy ♪ ♪ You know my mama loved me ♪ ♪ But you don't understand ♪ ♪ They keep us showin' my hands and not my face on me ♪ (laughs) (upbeat music) - Dude, just a good old boy. - What a fun song. - That's, I'm tellin' you right now, that's my favorite song. (laughs) - Ever. - Today. - I think today. - I think today. - I think today of the world. - In the history of my life. - I tell you, I know. I get crazy good songs every day, honestly. I love my life because I love to listen to music and just embrace and enjoy a song, you know? Like, love it. It's my favorite song. - Today. - Today. - This is my favorite song. - This is what I'm doing tomorrow at my change. - Did you ever see the Duke's "A Hazard" movie? - Yeah. - Oh, with Johnny Knoxville and-- - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Did you like it? - Yeah, it was pretty good. - Yeah. - It kinda fell flat, I think. But I'm not sure, I don't know that you can ever-- - It kinda went a little crazy with it, but. - Yeah. - Well, it was like the-- - Well, it was Johnny Knoxville and-- - Johnny Knoxville, I know, dude. - Yeah, well, they tried to get-- - They tried to make it like dumber than, like, the show, there was dumb elements, but they dumbed it down. Like, how do you even dumb down Duke's hazard? - It's, they made, you know, bow and, you know-- - Yes, they made a bow and move dumb. - They made them dumb. - And they worked. - I know, they were very smart people. - No, they were cool. - Good old country redneck, you know what I mean? Then they were very intelligent, in my opinion. (laughing) - From one redneck to another. - I know, dude. - Slancher. - Dude. - Slancher. - Like, what are they gonna do? Like, running from the law always, like, someday the valentma, get 'em but the law never will. Come on, dude, it's fucking cool. - I was really fun. - For me, a little bit of whiskey here. 'Cause I'd get some whiskey after that. - And then before that, we had code of many colors, which was my song. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Good song. - Good song. - Good song. - I love you, Mom. Every time I hear that song, it reminds me of my mom. - Aw. - Just me and my mom cruising down the road. - Yeah. - And she pulled out, you know, those, well, some of us may remember, but they used to sell these, like, you know, 80 cassette tape briefcases. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, my dad had, like, four of 'em. - Yeah, and my mom would reach behind the seat, throw it on my lap. (laughs) Oh, but up, five a dolly. I was like, okay. - Find the tape. Get the tape. - Find the tape. It was all, like, red velvet inside. It was, like, all posh, posh. - Oh, dude. Yeah, red velvet. - Yeah. - My dad had those, too. - That flat red velvet. - Yeah. - You can't scratch those cassette tapes now. - Yeah, no. Those cassettes were, like, gold. - You can scratch a CD, but you cannot scratch a cassette tape. (laughs) - All right. - Right. - But you can rewind it with a pencil. - True. - True. - True. - Oh, my God. All right. - What were we talking about, sweet curbs, with the-- - Songs that trigger a memory? - Yeah, songs that trigger. What's here? What do you got? Another one. - Well, I said Garth. - Well, we don't wanna-- - Barth books, but we can't play them. - Barth books? - But actually, I do have a song. I don't even know who sings that. It's called "Sentimental Journey." And my grandma was from Texas, and we would drive her motorhome, which ironically, like, "Astra Kelly's." It's called "Bessie." Old Bessie's before we called her. But they would always play that song when we were driving to Texas. My grandparents. - You don't know who sings it? - No. - What is it called? - "Sentimental Journey." - "Sentimental Journey." - It's like an old sappy song. It's sweet. - Eric. - He's a cool song. - So God, this guy. - All right, "Sentimental Journey." - He's God. (laughing) - Man, I love you, dude. Well, we always put Eric on the spot, dude. He's like, "Oh, he's over here typing like a madman." Like, "Go, God!" Why didn't you tell me about this? - Why are you saying it? (laughing) - I'm out. Good times, man. This is great. - The door stay one? - Yeah. - This one? Okay. - Oh, I do like this. - I love the style music. I'm not gonna lie. I love this. - This is like those songs that you're like, yeah, you wanna get home? - Yeah. - You lock the door. She's great. - I can smell my grandparents' motor home. That's so funny. - Oh, yeah. That's cool, though. That's really cool. - "Sitting Plane Poker" with my grandma by the table, by the window as my grandpa drove. - Yeah. - Man. - So fun. - Yeah, this is great, right here. I could sit and listen to that forever. You know who else I really like? I know I like Outlaw Country and I like all the stuff. Oh, I like music, but you know what I really do like? That it's probably an album and albums that I could listen to without ever skipping or anything. Like Frank Sinatra. Sinatra. - You almost said Rewinding. - We were talking about cassette tapes just a second ago. - But Frank Sinatra, I could listen to a whole album that really got into the Sinatra vibe. Yeah, it's weird. - I'm telling you, it's crazy to me. - The other artists of that era, like I get. - Yeah, like Dean Martin. - Dean Martin, you know, those guys? - The Rap Pack. - The Rap Pack. - Yeah. - The same day of his junior years. - Yeah. - Dude, I-- - Tony Bennett. - Yeah, Tony Bennett, yeah. - Yeah, like, but the Sinatra thing, I've tried. So I lived in Palm Springs for a long time. - Yeah. - And of course, that was Sinatra's town, right? I mean, that's where he built all of his homes. It was very, very, very Palm Springs. And it was all over. You couldn't go anywhere without hearing Sinatra. And maybe that's why. - Maybe. - Maybe that's like-- - I think so. - I'm like, yeah. - What do you think of my casting? - Yeah, but Sinatra, like Frank Sinatra, like-- - Yeah, no, I'm dancing with my dad at a wedding. - Yeah. - Oh, I've got a cousin's wedding or whatever. Yeah, I'm dancing with my dad at a wedding. That's Sinatra to me. - Yeah. - We should do a name that tune, Movies. - Movies. - Oh, yeah, that would be a good one. - Like, immediately-- - Like, sound tracks? - Yeah, or-- - Like, sound tracks? Like, good old-- - Jaws. - Jaws. - Yeah. (laughing) - Okay, no, I think we've got a theme, right? - Right. - Okay, so we'll come back to that for a name that too. - Of course, Sweet Curves does this one. She's like, this is Jaws Tarrant. - Yeah, it's the second I hear it, train it off. Yeah, she's like, she-- - She hates sharks. - Okay, there's birds flying right in the studio right now 'cause Kirby's not very happy with our son, man. - She's kind of, she's balled up in a corner over here. - Hey, the sound is fine, as long as I don't have to see it. (laughing) But it brings the visual. It does, it brings the visual. - Oh yeah, that movie, dude, Jaws. - That's funny. - I like that meme, we're gonna need a bigger ship. A bigger boat, we're gonna need a bigger boat. - We're gonna need a bigger boat. (laughing) Damn. - Too funny. - And you know-- - They're remaking that. - Are they? - Yeah. - The actual movie Jaws? - Yeah. - They are? - Is Richard Dreyfus is gonna be it again? - Oh God. - It said The Rock? - The Rock? - Oh my gosh. - Yeah, someone else. - No, they can't do that. - It has to be absolutely 70s crap movie. - Is the shark gonna be pink? (laughing) - God, I don't even know where to go with that. - I don't know where to go with that. - Here we go. - All right. - It sounds strange. - Ghostbusters. - Ghostbusters. - We got that. - Ghostbusters. (laughing) - They had, I don't care what you say. - This is definitely a play along at home or on your drive to works. - Yeah. - This is cool, man. I remember this movie, doing it. - Right? - Never done it for a-- - The most mellow, mellow. - Yeah. And it doesn't matter what music-- - The most mellow in the man. - Everybody loved this song. They're like, "This is cool." - I ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't afraid of no ghost. (laughing) - And you know what? I was terrified the entire time. - Even if it was a Marshmallow Michelin man. - It was the funny movie, but it wasn't scary. Was it scary to you? - No. - No. - Yes. - Although there was that one scene where this-- - I was raised in such a culture that it was like, ghosts are like this whole 'nother level, right? Like it was a super Christian environment and you're talking about ghosts and now they're real and now, okay, Marshmallow Man's supposed to be funny. That's fucking terrifying. (laughing) - Pardon my language. Like, so I have the Marshmallow Michelin man and he's the one that's hiding under my bed. Ain't cool, but it's true. - It's still scary, still scary. - Oh my God, okay, we figured it out y'all. So sweet curves, sharks, Cassie. Stay Puff Marshmallow. (laughing) I think it's the Michelin man too. So I can't even go get tired of this on my car. - It's not the Michelin man. It was the stay Puff Marsh. - He looked exactly like the Michelin man. - It was the Michelin man. - It's the Michelin man kind of- - Michelin man's got ribs. - Turned it into that. - I think they're identical, except for the Marshmallow. (laughing) - That's funny. (laughing) - Here we go. (upbeat music) - Mulan Rouge. - Yeah. - What is this? - Lady Marmalade. - But, what's it from? - Mulan Rouge. - Lady Marmalade. - I don't even know what that is. - It's a movie. - Never saw it. - It's a fun movie. - Never even heard of it. - Nicole Keyn. - Say it again. - Say it again. - Mulan Rouge. - Nicole Keyn. - Never heard of it. - In that, right? - Mm-hmm. - You and McGregor, John and the good Domo. - It's a little sexy. - It's a good movie. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - No, I'm just kidding. - There's a lot of dancing and legs. - It's about the famous place that's in Paris called the Mulan Rouge. It's like a dance clip. - Interesting. - It's like a girl with the night hang out there and dance, and it's a musical. - Yeah. - There's a whole lot of almost boobs. - Almost boobs? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cool. - It's PG-13. (laughing) - I do. (laughing) - I do. - That's what I got. (upbeat music) - Working like a dot, yeah, it was a shot. I don't know with the movie, but it was a TV show. - Yeah. - No, the movie was-- - Friday's night. - You're right? - Yeah. - Friday's night. - Who was that? - The Beatles? - Did you just ask me who's talking about song? - He did. - What is the Beatles? - Dude, I'm not a big Beatles fan. - I'm not a Beatles fan. - So many people are yelling at throwing things. - I'm just gonna tell y'all, I'm not a Beatles fan. - I'm not a Beatles fan here, but I know the-- - Yeah. - No. - Sorry. - I thought it was the monkeys, I don't know. I like the monkeys. - I always got them confused. - Yeah. - I like the monkeys, dude. - Hey, hey, we're-- - People say monkey around. - Yeah. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Oh, "Stayin' Alive, Saturday Night Fever." - Saturday night. - This was with John for a long time. - You got one, babe. (laughing) - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Oh God. - Do you remember this movie? - I do, my dad made me watch it a thousand times. - What a lame movie, dude. - Dude, this movie was the best. - It was the best, but like, look at that. - What was the sequel? I saw that one. - Dude, look at the movie now and watch it now. - No, it wasn't there another one. - "Saturday Night Fever." - Oh, "Saturday Night Fever." - Oh, that's what I was thinking. - That was probably what you're thinking. - That was with the same-- Tim, dude, right? - Yeah. - John Travolta. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - I don't know. - Oh, God. What was that one? He was the, uh, uh, John Travolta was the cowboy, the-- - What? - Urban cowboy. - Urban cowboy, that's what it was. - Urban cowboy. - Yeah. - Urban cowboy and they-- Dude. - Oh my God. - I don't know why. - You wanna know my favorite John Travolta movie? - "Greece." - Nope. - What? - Look who's talking. Those are the funniest damn movies. - Oh, that was the movie. - There's a so funny-- - Yeah, that was, those are fun movies. I like that. - That was like the baby talking. - That was like the baby talking. - No, it's, it's like-- - Oh, that's right. - It literally shows from like, conception to the baby being born and like, thinking of all of the like-- - Oh, that's right. - What is her name? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and like, baby has a voice and like-- - That actually was a good movie with John Travolta. - There's a whole bunch of 'em. - One of the ones that he did. - There's Lucas talking. Lucas talking too, and Lucas talking now, and it's the dogs-- - That was with the animals, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. - Right. - Yeah, so. - That's when they got the little sister. - That's when they got the little sister, right? - Is this same? - I think that was part two. Look who's talking. - Two? - I think it was two. - Or is it now? - But the third one was with the animals. Because they have the first baby. - Yeah. - Or she has a baby, and then that's how she meets John Travolta. The second one, they have a baby together. - And dude, it's funny. He was a pilot. - In that way. - Yeah, he was. - And he's a real pilot. - Yeah, he is. He's a very accomplished pilot. - He has a son named Jet, 'cause he loves to fly. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, funny, he has a, I'm gonna say it's a 727. He has a Boeing, a big airline. - Oh, yeah. - A Boeing, yeah, and he contracted with Virgin, I think, and so he actually has a Virgin Airlines 727, or a 727, then he flies. - Really? - Yeah. - He's flying commercially, like if you fly Virgin Airline to John Travolta, it could be your pilot or not. - He's qualified to do it. - He's qualified to do it. - He just flew his family around. - Yeah, no, he's qualified. He's actually a full light. He's a line pilot on paper. - So question. - But it's not like he's gonna go. - But they're not calling him up. - Because it take you. - No, no. - Because he has a pilot as well. - He's an incredible, he's on a fantastic pilot. - Go ahead. - Sweet curbs. Question. - So, as we're talking about driver's license classes, like you can drive a car or a bus, is it like that with planes and the bigger they are? Like you can drive like a two-seater, you can drive a Boeing, and there's different classifications? - It's similar, similar. So you have to kind of break it down into two buckets. So there's the bucket that you earn the license to fly for a living. - Okay, so that'd be your baseline driver's license. - That's commercial, yeah. Well, so yeah, so you end up with your private pilot's license, and those are the people that, you know, fly their friends and family around, right? They can do that. - Okay. - And then you get your-- - Single engine. - And then you get what's called your commercial pilot's license. That's the first time you can actually be paid to be a pilot, and then the one above that is what's called an airline transport pilot, and that's like, I always tell people it's kind of like getting an associate, it's a bachelor's and a master's. - Okay. - It's kind of like that. Now, in aviation though, we have to get a license for every type of plane we fly. - Yeah. - Not just-- - Oh. - Yeah, so we call those type ratings. - Man, they should have that for like cars. Like, if you wanna drive a Jeep, you have to take a test. - Agreed, I should never be able to drive that square van that's sitting out in the driveway. I am not qualified. - Wait, this is a Chrysler minivan, I'm gonna have to take my test. - Yeah, be able to drive this. - Right? I'm qualified in sedans and SUVs. They don't give any license tests for anything for people that drive Priuses. I'm sorry to drive a Prius. - I agree with you. I'm sorry. - They just drive, they just-- - Oh, they're terrible. - I think they do, but you have to go 10 miles under the state limit at all times in the left handling. - Yup, in the left lane and your main thing is you gotta piss people off, but you have to. - You have to. - Do you have to? - I just need people angry. - I do like, that's a question. Do you know how to-- - You get your renewal based on the number of complaints that have come in that year. - Right. - I think that's a work, sir. - The more complaints you get, the more little stars get on your Prius license. - Oh, I got it, dude. - But anyway, so that's how it works. So yeah, so I fly two different types of jets, but I have a type rating for each of those. So you have to go to a special class, get a special license. - Okay. - Do you have to like renew that? Like every couple years or? - So, well, it's weird the way they phrase it. Once you have a license or a certificate is technically what it's called. Once you have it, you never lose it. It's never expires. But in order to what they call exercise, the privilege to use that certificate, you have to go through recurrent training or a flight review. Like private pilots, they have to go through, like when's a pilot always a pilot? - Yeah. - Forever. - Okay. - But if, but every two years, you have to go back and get kind of like, just, it's just a checkout. - So like somebody sits with you while you fly? - Yeah, an instructor, a flight instructor? - Okay. - Yeah, you have to hire a flight instructor and they go with you every couple of years. - And if you're doing instrument, you have to do so many instrument approaches, right? - Yeah, it's fucking interesting, man. - There's a lot of things you have to do to keep it correct. - So like in the jet world that I fly in every six months, I have to go through what they call recurrent training. And so every six months, I go away for a week and they go, are you still good? - How long does that take? Like a couple of days? - It depends on the plane. So anywhere from three days to sometimes a couple of weeks, depending on the type of plane, yeah. - That's what he's doing right now. He's mainly flying two different jets. So every six months, each jet has to do a week. - Each jet, yep. - Of recurrent. So for two weeks out of the year, he's got to go do recurrent training in those two jets. So he's type rated it. - Wow. Yeah, dude, I have much respect for you, dude. I never even knew that about you. - Yeah, and there's a lot of nuances, like the type of work you do and stuff like that, whether it's a six month or an annual recurrent or you know those types of things. - And CFI's too, instructors, they have to go through. - Yeah, every two years, we have to go through an online school to make sure that we learn the latest rules and stuff like that. So yeah, it's a lot of, it's a lot of, so to answer your question, does it ever expire? The answer's no. But if you don't stay on top of the training that's required, it's as good as experience. - Yeah, you lose the privilege. - You can't use it, right, so. - You know, that's just like climate towers, you know, like if somebody gets certified, if I certify somebody to climb a tower, I train them, I teach them how to rescue, I teach them how to do everything. And their certification only lasts for a year. - Right. - For rescues, like climbing is good for two years. - Right. - Rescues are only good for one year. So they have to come back to me, you know, after a year and practice and do the rescues, you know. And they get recertified, like, you know, they certify to go out and climb towers and save somebody if somebody gets stuck on a tower. So that's good, right, you know, it's good, it's a year, you know. - I could've used your people when I stuck at that tower. It was really just a telephone pole that I climbed as part of a team building thing. (laughing) I didn't want to jump off of, like, call Travis's people, - I want to save you. - Rescuing, no, I had to go on a harness and a zipline and I'm still frozen. - Oh my gosh. - Did you end up doing it though? - I did, I'll go. - It took a minute. - 30. - 30. (laughing) - Well, dude, let me go 20 minutes here. - Let's get, we've been talking a lot. - I mean, yeah. - Dang, dude, you talk a lot. - Erk. (laughing) - I just wanna go again. - Dude, let's just some tunes. What do you guys want to hear, Cassie? What would you like to hear? - Oh gosh. - Sweet curbs, somebody. What do we got? - What about what would you like to hear a host of the show? - What would I like to hear? - I don't know. - I'm like, are we going out a lot of country? - Wait, me? - Are we getting out? - I wanna hear some David Allen co. I like that. - I love David Allen co. - There he goes. - Ah, here we go, same song. (upbeat music) ♪ Sometimes it seems so useless to remain ♪ ♪ But you don't have to call me darling ♪ ♪ You never even call me by my name ♪ ♪ You don't have to call me well and Jenny ♪ ♪ And you don't have to call me Charlie Price ♪ ♪ Don't have to call me Charlie Price ♪ ♪ And you don't have to call me Merle Hager ♪ ♪ Anymore ♪ ♪ Even though you're on my fight inside ♪ ♪ And I hang around as long as you will let me ♪ ♪ And I never mind it standing in the rain ♪ ♪ But you don't have to call me darling ♪ ♪ You never even call me by my name ♪ ♪ I've heard my name a few times in your phone book ♪ ♪ And I've seen it all signs were afraid ♪ ♪ But beyond the time I know ♪ ♪ I'll hear David out in cold ♪ ♪ Is when Jesus has his final judgment day ♪ ♪ So I'll hang around as long as you will let me ♪ ♪ And I never mind it standing in the rain ♪ ♪ But you don't have to call me darling ♪ ♪ Darling you never even call me by my name ♪ ♪ Well friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song ♪ ♪ And he told me it was the perfect country in western song ♪ ♪ I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country in western song ♪ ♪ Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama ♪ ♪ And he told me it was the perfect country in western song ♪ ♪ And he told me it was the perfect country in western song ♪ ♪ Or train, or trucks, or presents, or getting drunk ♪ ♪ Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me ♪ ♪ And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country in western song ♪ ♪ And I fell obliged to include it on this album ♪ ♪ The last verse goes like this here ♪ ♪ Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison ♪ ♪ And I went to pick her up in the rain ♪ ♪ But before I could get into the station and the pickers ♪ ♪ She got round over by a damn old train ♪ ♪ And I'll hang around as long as you will let me ♪ ♪ And I never might be standing in the rain ♪ ♪ We don't have to call me darling ♪ ♪ For now ♪ ♪ You never even call me ♪ ♪ Well I wonder why you don't call me ♪ ♪ Why don't you ever call me darling ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Almost heaven ♪ ♪ West Virginia ♪ ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪ ♪ Shannon Goa River ♪ ♪ Life is older ♪ ♪ Older than the trees ♪ ♪ Younger than the mountains ♪ ♪ Growing like a breeze country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home to the place ♪ ♪ High in the long West Virginia ♪ ♪ Mountain mama ♪ ♪ Take me home country roads ♪ ♪ All my memories ♪ ♪ Gather around her ♪ ♪ Mine is ladies ♪ ♪ Stranger to blue water ♪ ♪ Dark and dusty ♪ ♪ Painted on the sky ♪ ♪ Missed the taste of moonshine ♪ ♪ Teardrop in my life country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home to the place ♪ ♪ High in the long West Virginia ♪ ♪ Mountain mama ♪ ♪ Take me home country roads ♪ ♪ I hear her voice in the morning hours ♪ ♪ She calls me the radio reminds me of my home far away ♪ ♪ I'm driving down the road ♪ ♪ I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday ♪ ♪ Yesterday country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home to the place ♪ ♪ I belong West Virginia ♪ ♪ Mountain mama ♪ ♪ Take me home country roads ♪ ♪ Country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home to the place ♪ ♪ High in the long West Virginia ♪ ♪ Mountain mama ♪ ♪ Take me home country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home country roads ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ In a little cabaret ♪ ♪ In the south Texas border towns ♪ ♪ That avoid his guitar ♪ ♪ And the people came from all around ♪ ♪ And all the girls ♪ ♪ From there to Austin ♪ ♪ We're slipping away from home ♪ ♪ And putting jewelry in the heart ♪ ♪ To take a trip ♪ ♪ To go and listen ♪ ♪ To the little darky boy ♪ ♪ We played the Tennessee flat top box ♪ ♪ That he would play ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Well he couldn't ride a wrangle ♪ ♪ And he never cared when you make it dumb ♪ ♪ And given his guitar ♪ ♪ And he'd be happy all the time ♪ ♪ And all the girls ♪ ♪ From 9 to 9 ♪ ♪ We're snapping fingers ♪ ♪ Tapping toes ♪ ♪ And begging him ♪ ♪ Don't stop him hypnotized ♪ ♪ And fascinated ♪ ♪ By the little darky boy ♪ ♪ Who played the Tennessee flat top box ♪ ♪ That he would play ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Then one day he was gone ♪ ♪ And no one ever saw him around ♪ ♪ He'd vanished like the breeze ♪ ♪ They forgot him in the little town ♪ ♪ But all the girls ♪ ♪ Still dreamed about him ♪ ♪ And hung around the cabaret ♪ ♪ Until the door fell off ♪ ♪ And then one day ♪ ♪ Only hitting Ray ♪ ♪ Was a little darky boy ♪ ♪ Who played the Tennessee flat top box ♪ ♪ And he would play ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ That was a Tennessee flat top box ♪ ♪ But Johnny Cash saying that that's his daughter ♪ ♪ Oh no way ♪ ♪ That's his daughter, yeah ♪ - That's Rosanne Cash, right? - That's Rosanne Cash, right? - Was that Johnny Cash's-- - What? - Eric. - Tennessee flat top box. - Who just did that? - Rosanne Cash. - Yeah, it was. - Okay, so she did it. Man, and then the song before that was "John Denver," right? - Yes. - "John Denver." Did you listen to that song? Like, I listened to it just now, and I was like, "Intreat, I never paid attention to the woman vocalist in that song." - Did you hear it? - Taffy Nivert. - What was-- - Taffy. - Taffy Nivert. - Nivert. - Mm-hmm. - She would co-wrote it. - She co-wrote it, and she backed like, "Man, I never even thought about that, dude." Like, listen to that song with headphones on, and you can really hear the actual-- the female vocalist back there. - Right, and you don't hear that often, dude. - Yeah. - That was amazing. God, almighty. - Isn't that cool? - I've heard that song so many times, and I have never actually listened to the actual singing, like the harmonies that were in that song. - Yeah, she was the lead singer for the Starland Vocal Band. - Starland Vocal Band? - Yeah. - What year? - What was the-- - Well, what's the genre? What are other things? - Well, the band was basically actor from '75 to '81, primarily. - Okay. - They did a little resurgence in '98, and then again in 2007, they tried to-- - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's so cool, dude. - Yeah. - Man, I swear to God, you learn a lot of stuff on this Travis Billy-- - You probably-- - Sorry. - You probably-- - Oh, you screwed up. - Oh, man. - On this Travis, what? Travis, what? - Travis, TV. - Travis, TV. - Travis, TV show, sorry. - You only got another week or so. - Man, how long has this go for, right? - I don't mind this. - That was last episode, so we were one weekend. - Another week, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - God almighty. - Okay, sorry. - Yeah. - We were doing pretty good. - All right, well, I'm drinking this. - I'm impressed. - I got this whiskey. - Oh, my God. - I hope this gentleman check whiskey. - So the Starlin' Volkl Band? - Yeah. - Mr. Goofball. - Well-- - Can't even remember-- - Come on, dude. - I get it. I don't even know my name. - Oh, that's her. Okay. - Okay, we do know this song. - "Afternoon Alive." - Yeah. - That was the woman that was in that song with John Denver. - Correct. - No? - Yeah. - You guys want to hear a funny story about this song? - Absolutely. - Did you guys ever watch the show "Glee"? - Mm-hmm. - No. - So, I liked it. - It was kind of interesting. - Very much. - But-- - Wait, I'm all known. - One of the-- - Then Eric's all known, but you're got some-- - Yeah, it was really interesting. - I loved it. It was really nice. - It was a high school "Glee Club." - But--so it was basically a musical hour-long, like, comedy, drama, whatever. But when one of the episodes, they formed a celibacy club. - And they sang that song "Afternoon Alive." - And the people were like, "Why are you singing this song?" - 'Cause they're like, "It's about America and the bicentennial celebrating." - And it was like, "No, it's about a nooner." - Yeah. - And it's the high school "Glee Club." - And it's the high school "Glee Club." - And it's the high school "Glee Club." - You guys have this all wrong. This is the song from "Ankerman." - Yeah, but it's a much-- - Oh, yeah. - But it was in "Glee." - Yes. - Wait. - No, for "Ankerman." Isn't it a 40-year-old virgin? - Is it a 40-year-old virgin? - At the end of 40-year-old virgin? - I'm going with the sentence. - Oh, yeah, it is. - Is it 40-year-old virgin? - No, it's "Ankerman." - No, it's "Ankerman." - No, when they're all in the newsroom? - Oh, maybe it is. - Yeah. - Was it "Ankerman" or 40-year-old virgin? - Maybe it's in all of that. - No, I totally see Will Ferrell. And he starts singing the song. And all his buddies are like, "Yeah." I think it's "Ankerman." - Yeah. It definitely was an anchor. 'Cause it is Will Ferron. - Yeah. - What's the real answer to him? - What's the real answer to him? - Oh, the end. Yeah, when he finally gets from. - He was an "Ankerman" too, though. He was that weird guy. - A weird newscaster. [laughter] - Damn, that song. - Oh, man. - Every time I hear that song now, 'cause I've heard it growing up, I don't know why. Well, I know why, 'cause this is what my mom and dad listened to. - Yeah. - But now I can't hear that song without seeing that scene. [laughter] Or they're all, you know. What are you doing today? I'm gonna go see the girl. - Yeah, dude. - A lunar. - Oh, so it's all true. - I do. - He not even knows. The movie that it started. He's got all of the words for it. - Sweet curves. - It's a lunar. - What's a lunar? [laughter] - I have no idea. - A lunch break. - What's a nooner? You just said it was back in a nooner. - For me, a nooner is on the weekend at like 12 o'clock. It's time that I can drink a beer. - Oh. - That's a good, have a nooner. - Okay, no. - Cassie. - No, that's not it. - No, that's not it. - Cassie. What's a nooner? You've heard the word before. - Yeah. It's a lunch break. - It's a lunch break. - Yeah. - And then, what do you do? You get to have fun on your lunch break. - You get to have fun on your lunch break. - You can make so many jokes about this. - Yeah. - What are you eating at lunch? - Some pina coladas. - Okay. - Pina. - Two pina coladas. - Two pina coladas. - Okay. - You have one for each hand. One great hand. [laughter] - That was a Garth Brooks one. - Oh, we can't talk about this. Sorry. - Sorry that guy. - Marth cooks. [laughter] - Arth gay, expre. - Oh, my God. - Eric. - What? - What's a nooner? - A nooner is something the romantic gentleman do. - Is that what it is? - Yeah. - Do you know the fact that you have-- - It sounds like an event you wear a suit to. - Yeah? - I don't think so unless it's your birthday suit. - A birthday suit? - Yeah. - You can wear your birthday suit. - Some kind of a suit. - A romantic gentleman will go meet his better half. - Is that what it is? - For a lunch break. - Yeah. - I said it was a lunch break. - That's what she said. - Yeah. - Gotta go get yourself a letter. - I swear to God, sweet crib. Say you're a... You know that you are dating a teenager. Me and my son. - I'm going away. [laughter] - A teenager, Mikey's stretch. - I'm going to be saying Mike. - Mikey's stretch. - And Mikey's stretch. And we might be talking about the 11, 12 year old here. Yeah. [laughter] - Me and Kyle. - I raised a couple of them. So I'm like, "No, I'm calling to 11, 12." - Oh, God. - Okay. - Yeah, so now that you know what it is. - So we figured it out. - So now that you know what it is, what do you do in tomorrow for lunch? - You do it. - Because Kirby's asking. - Kirby wants to know what's happening for a lunch tomorrow. - Tomorrow's Monday, what are we doing? [laughter] - Unfortunately, we both work. [laughter] She goes, "I'm not taking a lunch break." - You want to climb up a tower with me on? And noon? [laughter] - No, I don't. Not in this age. I love you. My lunch break's not till one, sorry. - She could climb up a tower with me at noon. And then we'll have tea. - Yeah. [laughter] - Earl Grey. - Is that what it is? - Yeah, you could go up tea. - I'll have my beer. My nooner, my new beer. - Oh my God. - That's some Earl Grey. - That is so funny. I freaking love hanging out. I love hanging out with you guys. - We had so much fun. - It's not a bad way to spend the day. - What topics come up? Who knows? - Do you know what I want to know? - This is a PG-13 show. - We might cuss here and there. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. - I really look forward to walking around town all next week. - Yeah. - Everybody go, "That's what a fucking man is." [laughter] - You didn't know what? - What? - We've been doing them wrong. - No, we don't. - Oh my God. [laughter] - I had no idea. - That's a do-ner? - No. No, the best part is we're going to have people come up to go, "Oh yeah, we've been doing no-ners for years." - No-ners. I do that every day at noon. [laughter] - I can almost name. Who's going to be like, "Yeah, every day at noon, really? You didn't know this?" - Yeah. - Yeah, I can almost name some of our friends. - Yeah. - Oh God. - There's happy couples all over Ramona. - What are some good songs that-- - Love. - Love is in the air. - That my reflect-a. - Everywhere? - A new-ner. [laughter] - What are you doing? - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - There may be two. - Oh my gosh. - Oh yeah. Okay, Conway, "20 Man." Lay it down. You know what? I love this song. You know why? Because we actually play this song, "My Bad Dirty Confetti." Because I love it because I always do a shout-out to the people that I know, that I love these people so much. They come out every frickin' week, and they have been married for like 60 years. - These people are cool. - And that's so awesome. - Isn't that amazing? - It's so awesome to me that they are still, they still like each other. [laughter] - Well, nobody said they like each other. They love each other. They seem to like each other too. - I know that. But Kirby's like, "It's a day by day thing." - But the guy's always, you know-- - We're only at five years. - They're always hand in hand, you know? Like he always is always with her and always like has her hand. I love that so much, man. It means a lot to me to see that. - Love is beautiful. - Yeah, it does. - Love is beautiful. - And this song that we're about to play by Conway Twitties called "Lay You Down." And this song goes out to all y'all who are married and who are together. It doesn't matter, married, whatever. But you plan on taking the ride forever. - For the rest of your life. - Until you're done, you know what I mean? Like until the end. - Cheers, babe. - Cheers, sweet curbs. - That is the truth. - That is the truth. - Cilantro. - Cilantro. - Cilantro. We don't say Cheers to yours. We're good. - Salute. ♪ ♪ There's a lot of ways of saying ♪ ♪ What I want to say to you ♪ ♪ There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true ♪ ♪ But I won't talk of starry skies ♪ ♪ A moonlight on the ground ♪ ♪ I'll come right out and tell you ♪ ♪ I'd just love to lay you down ♪ ♪ Lay you down and softly whisper ♪ ♪ Pretty love words in your ear ♪ ♪ Lay you down and tell you all the things ♪ ♪ 'Cause one loves to him ♪ ♪ I'll let you know how much it means ♪ ♪ Just having you around ♪ ♪ Oh darling, I'd love to lay you down ♪ ♪ There are so many ways your sweet loves ♪ ♪ Made this house into a home ♪ ♪ You've got a way of doing little things that turn me home ♪ ♪ Like standing in the kitchen ♪ ♪ And you'll fade your cotton gown ♪ ♪ With your hair all up in curlers ♪ ♪ I still love to lay you down ♪ ♪ Lay you down and softly whisper ♪ ♪ Pretty love words in your ear ♪ ♪ Lay you down and tell you all the things ♪ ♪ 'Cause one loves to him ♪ ♪ I'll let you know how much it means ♪ ♪ Just having you around ♪ ♪ Oh darling, I'd love to lay you down ♪ ♪ When a whole block of December's ♪ ♪ Are showing in your face ♪ ♪ Your burn hair has faded ♪ ♪ And silver takes its place ♪ ♪ You'll be just as lovely ♪ ♪ And I'll still be around ♪ ♪ And if I can, I know that I'd still love to lay you down ♪ ♪ Lay you down and softly whisper ♪ ♪ Pretty love words in your ear ♪ ♪ Lay you down and tell you all the things ♪ ♪ 'Cause one loves to him ♪ ♪ I'll let you know how much it means ♪ ♪ Just having you around ♪ ♪ Oh darling, I'd love to lay you down ♪ ♪ Lay you down and softly whisper ♪ ♪ Pretty love words in your ear ♪ ♪ Lay you down and tell you all the things ♪ ♪ My woman loves to him ♪ ♪ I'll let you know how much it means ♪ ♪ Just having you around ♪ ♪ Oh darling, I'd love to lay you down ♪ ♪ Lay you down and softly whisper ♪ Pretty love works in your ear, just lay it down and tell you all the things my woman loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just having you. Nothing you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. If being right means living without you, I'd rather live a room than right. My momma and daddy say it's a shame, it's a downright disgrace. But as long as I got you by my side, I don't care what my people say. My friends tell me there's no future in a love in a married man. If I can't see you when I won't, I'll see you when I can. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Am I wrong to fall, so deeply in love with you? No, and you gotta wipe in two little children depending on you two. Am I wrong to hunger for the gentleness of your touch? No, and you got someone else at home who needs you just as much? Am I wrong to give my love to a married man? Am I wrong to try to hold on to the best thing I ever had? If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Am I wrong to give my love to a married man? Am I wrong to try to hold on to the best thing I ever had? If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. I don't wanna be right. If it means living without you. I don't wanna be right. If it means living without you. I don't wanna be right. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Well, I just came back from the liquor store. I bought you some pink champagne. It's early afternoon, so why don't you come over and model these things? Oh, I forgot to tell you, I stopped at that little lingerie shop in the mall. And the girl showed me this, and the girl showed me that. And baby, I bought 'em all. Now you can put on this gutter bill. And wear this hot little dress. No, it doesn't leave much to imagination. But it sure shows your assets. I can fix us a drink while you slip into these things. And I'll meet you in the bar at night. Yeah, you make me full of fantasy. I got a dirty mind. Yes, it's true, I got a dirty mind. But I saw you enjoy it too. All those men giving you the eyes. Why you women are trying to keep us men turned on all the time. We hope you never quit 'cause we're enjoying it. We got dirty minds. Now don't you tell me I'm a dirty devil through and through. Sitting over there with your dress, hiked up all those legs and hoes and shoes. Yeah, I heard about your last party. So don't you be judging me. You jumped up on the table, did the slow strip. Why, girl, you're as bad as me. Yes, it's true, I got a dirty mind. But I saw you enjoy it too. All those men at the bar giving you the eyes. And any man that tells you that he doesn't. Honey, he's telling you lies. It's true, it's true, I'm as human as you. I got a dirty mind. I need a night of counseling to get my head off those things. I got a dirty, filthy, nasty, normal mind. Oh, my cat, dude. What a fun song. Okay, you've never heard that song before, Cassie. It's called Dirty Mind. It's crazy. The Mulan Rouge, there's so many of these things. Dude, such a fun song. It's a funny song. I love it because it's a whole burlesque thing. Yeah, yeah. This totally, wow. I liked it the end of it. I got a dirty, filthy, nasty, normal mind. I love that. Well, there was even that movie. It was Arthur and seated Jones and Renee Zellweger. Do you know what I'm talking about? Chicago. Chicago. Sweet curbs. How do you know everything? Because I do like musicals as well. I love that movie. I like it. She just knows everything. Yeah, and it was Richard Gere, right? Yeah. Oh, my God. That was fantastic. But it had this little bit of sexy to it. Like, the song would have fit in there. Yeah, it was like, they were 1920s flappers that were both of them were in jail for murder. Yeah. And the whole thing is... Richard Gere. Yeah, Richard Gere is a lawyer and they hire him to get him out of jail. But there's a whole bunch of them in there and all of them are guilty except the one lady spoiler alert. I won't tell you what happens, but the one lady actually is innocent. One. One. Things don't go well for her and the rest of them. Yeah. Yeah. But what a fun song though, right? That was Hank Williams Jr. It's called "The Dirty Mind." I love that. You know what? I was going to try to learn that song. Yeah. I think I'm going to learn that actually. Yeah. I'm going to do it because I like that song a lot. I mean, you already know it. You just have to learn to play it. Yeah. I know. That's a pretty crazy plan. But when we're playing it, I'm watching you sing it. So, like, you know it. You got it, Ian? No, I know. Ian's got the ability to learn that on the piano. But that's like a... Like a... What do you call it? Like a concert style playing a piano. You know what I mean? It's not like... A whole vibe. Oh, dude. Ian's got it. Yeah. He could totally do it. Yeah. Yeah. I just got to show him that song. It's so cool. We got to bring Ian on the show. Oh, yeah. We got to bring Ian on the show. Ian should be on here. Oh, dude. Yeah. I'm going to hit him up and maybe we can have Ian. On the next... On the next... Those that don't know. Yeah. A lot of our audience probably does. But, like, he is the most insane keyboardist. Dude. Dude, look up... Dirty confetti. Look up our band. My band, Dirty confetti. And he's the young kid that's playing guitar and keys. And the wildest thing, though, when he sings. Nah, he sings too, yeah. We talked about the, like, I think, off air a couple of times tonight. Yup. I say the child just because I'm old. But he's not a child. Well, he's like 22. But he opens his mouth. Yeah. And he is, like, Joe Kalker. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Joe Kalker. And it just blows your mind. It's a great way to explain it. To see. Yeah. This young kid that looks like he's a hippy child. Yeah. And he just opens up and his voice comes out of him. Yeah. Yeah, he's super good, man. And just, like, watching him play, like, he gets into it. Like, so passionate and so talented. Yeah. And it's funny because if you talk to him in person, he's like, not shy. Like, very reserved, very sweet. Like, when he gets on stage and is like... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And his last name happens to be Ross. Yes. I'm cool with that. His name is not Ross. Oh, that's right. Dang it. Sweet curbs. Uh-oh. Caught again. Another jalapeno for you. Oh, I'm just saying. My name is. My name is. Okay. So I win this one. Okay. So I win this one. Sweet curbs you up. That's fine. Oh, man. Wait, where's my whiskey at? I do have to ask. How many times? Have people asked if he's your son or your cousin or your nephew? All the time. All the time. Yeah. Enough times that I told them the name of their band, duo, when they play together, should be called no relation. Right? Oh, I love it. Yeah, we do. We do some duos. He sits in with me when I do my solo shows. Not too often that I do that, but like, I don't really... You do the VFW from time to time. Oh, yeah. VFW. Yeah. I do the VFW from time to time. Oh, yeah. VFW, yeah. We do that. You did a couple of... Yeah, the bar. We did the bar about too long ago. Yeah. Just... He's a cool kid, man. It's hard to, you know, catch him sometimes because he's, you know, doing his thing. He's working, you know. And, yeah, he's like making, you know, minimum wage. Young kid, you know, doing his thing. It's like, "Hey, dude. You could probably make more money playing music." He's fighting it. We all have to come through that, right? Go pay your dues. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I will say, he is very talented. Yeah. So, we need to get him on the show. Dude, he's with us with 30 confetti, like, in July, right? Yeah, well, we're almost at the end of July now, so like... No, I would say... What is he? Let's go back. Like, in June, like, 30 confetti did like 11 gigs in one month. Like, how? 11 gigs, yeah. Like, private parties, you know, everywhere. You know, every Thursday at Romano Family Naturals. It's like double time and on the weekends. That's pretty good. Yeah. That's a lot. Dude, yeah. We did a lot of gigs. And that, you know, the pay for that month was freaking killer. Like... He was like, "What?" He goes, "Maybe I don't have to do minimum wage." Right? You know, it's funny. Yeah, it is. His family probably told him, "You never make any money in music?" Oh, no, dude. Not even that. And then you told him, and he's like, "Mom, I'm a dandelion." No. No. Let me tell you who his dad is. He sits in with us sometimes. His name is Andy. Andy Ross. He plays guitar. Andy's incredible. That dude's a little rad. They played at the barn a couple weeks ago. Oh, yeah. What is the name of the Gom Blonde? Gom Blonde, yeah. Gom Blonde, yeah. Yeah. He's got the '80s cover band kind of thing going, right? Yeah. So when Ian can't make it to our shows, I'm just like, "I hit up Andy." "Hey, man, you want to send?" He's like, "Yeah." I love it. I love it. I love that guy, dude. He's so supportive, too. Yeah, dude. Their family. There's such an amazing family. Great people. The Ross family. You know? The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses. The Rosses are awesome. Kirby's going to be a band name now. No relation. So I was sitting here thinking, we did a couple of movies and songs. What about TV show songs? Oh. You're like, they're the cool songs. TV show? Yeah. You know that? There's so many ridiculous ones here. I never watched a show at all ever. Let's go. What is that? Batman. Yeah. I got one. Batman. I got one. Cassie. Go ahead and give yourself a point. I'm going to get myself ten points because I never get to play because... Ten points? Oh, man. Everything is jam right here. It's just the music to this. This is cool, right? Yeah. Yeah. Now I went straight to my child. Like... We know you watch Duke's Pazzard. What else did you watch growing up? Batman. Batman. Batman. I like the classic Batman. It's cool. Oh, man. Watching TV shows. Oh, God. I hate to even mention this right now. No. Sweet curbs. What? I'm sure you watched it too. What? I'm sure we all did if you're my age and Cassie. Oh, no. I did too. So did you, Eric. Shut up. Shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. I've had lately of things. I know the show. What is that? Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Can you say "W" or "K" or "P" or something? No. Do you remember? God, I fucking hate it. I know. Two and O. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Nine-oh-two-oh. Nine-oh-two-oh. I did watch that. There it is. God about it. Ah. Everybody watched. Nine-oh-two-oh. You know what? This was preceded by the most place. It's one of those songs that you hear that reminds you of something. You know what I mean? And it's not very good. Yeah. And again, I'm a little bit older than you. So like, not much. I start with like WKRP. Three's company. Oh, come on. Okay. I can pull this stuff. Like crazy family ties. Family ties. Remember that show where they got it? Oh, he was like a superhero, but he could fly, but he couldn't fly. What was this? Yes. The greatest American hero. Yep. Yeah. He accidentally stumbled upon an outfit and he couldn't figure out how to make it work. Yes. Yeah. He never did figure out how to make that stupid thing work. He couldn't land. He could get himself up in the air, but he always crashed into something because he couldn't figure out how to get them. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Yeah. It was always bad. Like, oh, cool. Yeah. And then there's Fraggle Rock, which I hear they're bringing back. Fraggle Rock. Fraggle Rock. Fraggle Rock. Maybe they're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. Oh, I'm actually kind of cool about that. Oh, your cares away. Fraggle Rock. Yeah. I was going to see you here just on the Fraggle Rock. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like 90210. I was. I was like, preteen teenager right then, but I have these memories of the sitcom era where the whole family, we might even have a TV dinner that day. Oh, yeah. Right? When family ties was on or something. Family ties. I remember that show. Right? I loved going to my grandparents' house because they always had TV dinner. And they had the TV trays, and we got to say, and it didn't even matter. I only got one of the biggest TV in front of TV. Yeah. Wheel of fortune stoked. Right? Yeah. If we had a babysitter, we got a TV dinner. Wheel of fortune. I remember picking that out. That is such a late 80s thing. Yeah. It was, oh my gosh. That was like, oh my gosh, I get to pick the, I went the one with the apples in the cinnamon. Well, and then they came out with, when I was little, and the probably late 80s, early 90s, they were called Kid Cuisine, and they were like targeting two children. Right? My old one. My old one. It's not like either a brownie or the apples. Yes. I will tell you, so this was when my oldest son was about age. Oh. Oh, I'm aging myself so much because Kirby's like, I remember when they came out for Kid Cuisine. That's where you came from. That's under my child. That's funny. That's what I mean. That's what you got. Well, she's not quite 40, and he's like 31, so like there's a, yeah, they're right. I mean, they've made up a long time. And the same era. Yeah. Yeah. The brownie was good. Man, I just remember TV dinners, like you'd microwave that thing, and like, if there was like an apple pie in there or something, that thing would be like the temperature of the sun, dude. No, the outside of it. Boiling lava hot. Mayonnaise frozen. Right. And you just think they were frozen. The center was frozen. Because our TV dinners weren't microwavable. They were in foil. You had to put them in the oven. Oh, mine. No, mine were in the microwave. Man. No, I'm just looking at Travis across the studio going, God damn screw you, motherfucker. Sorry, I'm cursing. But no, the original TV dinners were foil, and you had to put them in the oven. Yeah. Yeah. Really? At least my husband agrees with me over here. Okay. So you put them in the oven, like how long did they take? Like half hour? Half hour? Yeah. Which was still a lot easier than pulling everything out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You had your chicken and your... You could always nuke them. But... The dessert was like... Did you get radiation samples? The cinnamon. Right. Here's another fun fact about me and Sweet Curbs. We don't own a microwave either. Really? We have a oven. We have a... We have a toaster oven and an oven oven. You know, it's one of those things that even like today, you use your microwave now to reheat stuff or boil water. Yeah. Right? I don't... We don't have one. No. You use a kettle and you boil water. But... Yeah. We boil water around. I use the microwave way less now. Like growing up it was some... You know what happened to me? I saw this video... Because it was the convenience factor like again for the TV dinner. You can have an entire meal ready in three minutes. Right. And it used to be 30 minutes in the oven. Yeah. Even the TV dinner. So... I saw this thing where this guy microwaved a bunch of water, like just normal water, and he watered a plant with it and the plant died. Well, 'cause you're not supposed to feed plants boiling water. No. It wasn't boiling. It was just microwaved. Oh, it's just the radiation? Yeah. Dude. Ugh. Not a fan of microwave, man. I'm not sure this is... I'm not sure this is... Yeah. No, it really like... I believe you, but I believe you was feeding his plants boiling water. Boil water. Boil water. And then use some water to boil it down. And then boil it down. The plant won't live. Like it's crazy, dude. That's wild. It is good for you. I'm going... No, I am going to take this on as a challenge. Try it. Try it. Let me know, dude. I have one of those plants that doesn't die. I just saw a video of it. Like, I saw a YouTube video about it. Like, you can feed it once a week. It might not be facts. I'm gonna try to feed it nothing but microwave water, and we're gonna see what happens. 'Cause this thing doesn't die. See if... Yeah. See if it... It's all twilight. Are we getting twilight zone? Yeah. Er... Speaking of television shows. Yeah. 'Cause this... We knew it was our water. It's twilight zone. But it was whiskey. I didn't even whiskey. Like, speaking of television shows. We all know the twilight zone in show. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. Do you remember that show? It was called The Creep Show. The Creep Show? No. It was a movie, I think. Was that like the guy that was peering in my window when I was a kid? It was Ted. Ted Danson was in it. I don't remember that. Leslie Nielsen was in a... The Creep Show. Never heard of it. Do you not remember this? It wasn't like that. I believe you. I believe you. But Ted Danson was from Cheers. Yeah. Really creepy. Yeah, it was in there. Did they... Do you remember this? Okay, so do you remember this? Tales from the Crypt? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. You guys all remember that? God dang it. Absolutely. Don't look at me like you don't know who I am. Absolutely. Oh, we know who you are. Dude, I remember that one episode of that dude, the Crypt Keeper. Like, he was playing a guitar. He was the guy that looked like he was in a mummy. He was playing a guitar, and he had an ear as a pick. And he's like, "I'm playing by ear." Dude, it was for the Crypt. It's the Santa. Yeah, it's for Pills and the Crypt. Oh, yeah, dude. It was rad. I used to like the show. Because it was like... It brings me back right here. It was like horror stories, but they were campy and stupid and funny. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't have been allowed to watch that. Dude, the Crypt Keeper, dude. That was my hero. How the hell was that guy, my hero? He was cool. That's a stress hero, huh? He was cool as shit, dude. So, did you watch Twilight Zone growing up? Twilight Zone? Yeah. No, the show. Oh, the show. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, man. The original were my favorite. I think we could do an entire episode on your favorite Twilight Zone episode. The soldiers. From mine, it was the carrots, dude. For me, it was the one where the weather got hot and they all died. And then the opposite of that was when the weather got cold. Great. Like, it was either way, like, five. Yeah. Out of another one to the list, I've never seen an episode of the Twilight Zone. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've always seen her in my episode. You never watched the Twilight Zone. No, I mean, I know what it is, but I've never watched an episode of it. So, we all have a favorite episode. So, she's got three. She's got to watch. The parrot zoo. Food. For me. The parrot zoo. Oh, parrot zoo. Parents. Like mom and dad. Oh, okay. What was that about? So, the children got to go in to the zoo where all these parents are behind the glass. Okay. And they got to choose their new parents when they didn't like their own. Yep. And then their own would have to go behind the glass until new children chose that. Oh, wild. Yes. I remember that one. You remember that one? I remember that one. Holy crap. The one where the guy ends up, I don't know how it happened, but basically Armageddon had happened. He's the last man on the planet. He's in this busted old, this whole city is in shambles, right? Yeah. And all he wants to do is read a book. And so, he's just trying to look for a book and look for a book and he's trying to find these books. As soon as he finds a book, he accidentally steps on his glasses and breaks him. Yes. I think I remember that one. He has to spend the rest of his life with all the books because he's a book lover. They ever wanted. But he can't read them. Yes. All the books he could ever want, but he can't read it because there's nobody to fix his glasses. Oh my God. All right. Is that really an episode? Yeah. No, it was. It was. It wasn't that famous. It's like William Shatter meme. There's someone on the wing. Wasn't there Twilight Zone? Oh, yeah. That was in the Twilight Zone. Yeah. Yeah. There's something in the movie. Yeah. I know what that was, but it's from the Twilight Zone that they make in front of it. There's something in the wing, something in the wing, something in the wing. Thank you. All right. All right. Let's listen to some music, man. What are we doing? What are we listening to? What is this? Oh, this is a Twilight Zone. What show is this? This is like Bonanza. It is Bonanza. Yeah. Oh, Bonanza? This is like a horse. Oh, man. Bonanza. Yeah. Here. Here. Here. All right. We'll play a couple. We'll up an answer roll and then we'll play some music here. Yeah. We can bleep stuff out too. You know? If we want to. I think Travis is feeling the name to bleep. I don't know. I don't know. It started way back in third grade. I used to sit beside him in new hands. A pink dress, a matching bow in her ponytail. She kissed me on a school bus but told me not to tell. Next day I chased around the playground. I crossed the market bars to the merry-go-round. And in me new got caught passing me a note. A for the teacher took it. I read what she wrote. Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? And if you do. Will it not be afraid to take me by the hand? If you want to. I think this is how the goal is. Check yes or no. Now we're grown up and she's my wife. Still like two kids with stars and eyes. Ain't much changed I still choose to be loved. Up and down the hall around the bed in our room. Last night I took her out in a wide limousine. 20 years together she still gets to me. Can't believe it's been that long ago. When we got started we're just a little lonely. Do you love me? Do you want me my friend? And if you do. Will it not be afraid to take me by the hand? If you want to. I think this is how the goal is. Check yes or no. Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? And if you do. Will it not be afraid to take me by the hand? If you want to. I think this is how the goal is. Check yes or no. Check yes or no. Check yes or no. Check yes or no. Check yes or no. Saturday night and the moon is out. I'm going to head on close to the twist and shout. Kind of just a part of an occasion beat. When it lifts we got I'm going to find my feet. Out in the middle of a big dance floor. And I give back me the one and back the most. I want to dance to a band from Ellusia tonight. And I never have a wonder that the New Orleans. Never have trip to down a fire you stream. But I heard that music on the radio. Then I swore someday I was going to go. Down a highway tank. That's the life of yesterday's. Back on cruise and I won't forget. I send you a card with my regrets. Cause I'm never going to come back home. Saturday night and the moon is out. I want to head on over to the twist and shout. Kind of just a part of an occasion beat. When it lifts me up I'm going to find my feet. Out in the middle of a big dance floor. And I give back me the one and back the most. I want to dance to a band from Ellusia tonight. They got a alligator stew and a crawfish pie. A golf storm blowing to the town tonight. Living on the dump that's quite sure. They got hurricane parties every time I close. But here I thought that's a cold, cold rain. And there ain't no cure for my blues today. Except when the paper says both and lays. And coming into town maybe let's go down. It's Saturday night and the moon is out. I want to head on over to the twist and shout. Kind of just a part of an occasion beat. When it lifts me up I'm going to find my feet. Out in the middle of a big dance floor. And I give back me the one and back the most. I want to dance to a band from Ellusia tonight. Bring your mama, bring your papa, bring your sister to. They got lots of music and lots of food. When they play you will vaults from the 1910s. You're going to feel a little bit young again. When you learn to dance with your rock and roll. You learn to sweat. The dough's sick though. But you learn to fluff. The fedo dough. When you hear a little show in the club. Saturday night and the moon is out. I want to head on over to the twist and shout. Kind of just a part of an occasion beat. When it lifts me up I'm going to find my feet. Out in the middle of a big dance floor. And I give back me the one and back the most. I want to dance to a band from Ellusia tonight. Hey, shit. [Music] Sweet curves. Do you want to dance to a band from Ellusia tonight? Sure. What people can't see is that curves has a very particular dance. Sweet curves does a dance. I'm doing some sweet shoulder moves in the studio. She does these shoulders and eyebrows. She loves it. It's fantastical. I think Travis is the only one enjoying it right now. I don't know. We might have to actually video this. I don't know. If you ever see sweet curves out, just ask her to do the dance. Ask for you to see my shoulder dance. Show the dance. You might have to take our extra. Up and down, up and down. And if you do it on time too, you're like boom, boom, boom. [Laughter] All right, my friends. Oh, shit. It is a time. Do it on the body. Cassie, are you playing with us this time? I am your official score keeper. Score keeper. All right. We might have to have a Cassie and Eric episode where we keep score for you guys. Yeah. Yeah. I know two songs. Do you want me to do that? You're going to have to let me take over that machine and it's going to be between you two. [Laughter] I have to see you guys go at it. [Laughter] Yeah. Kick him in the neck. [Laughter] Kick him in the neck. [Laughter] Cassie. Cassie. Kick him in the neck. No. We're going to be discussing songs, right? [Laughter] It's like, wow, we're going violent. No, we would never do that. All right. All right. What are we doing for punishment for the loser this time? What does the loser have to do, man? Well, we've already talked about habaneros and jalapenos. Jalapenos. Jalapenos. We did a name change. We did a name change. I am Travis. Kiwi. Kiwi. [Laughter] I can't remember, dude. I know who I am. Travis, Kiwi. Like the Ukraine. Kiwi. Oh, Kiwi. Okay. A month was a long punishment. Man, I know. What? Okay. So maybe only a week if it's something like what? Let's do like something simple. Like where you don't have to last like a month. All right. Okay. Here's my proposal. All right. What do you got, Eric? Because you're always coming up with this thing. He is. He came up with one. Okay. This is my life. He's full of punishments. I have a really good one, actually. What's up? Oh. What do you got? Sweet Christmas. Okay. Whoever wins. Okay. I'm going to go to a food and clothes closet with $5 and pick out. It can be the ugliest, the whatever shirt and the other person has to wear it. Yes. For a date night. Oh, there you go. The Ramona food and clothes closet. Yes. Oh, I'm down to do this. So absolutely. If I lose, you have to pick me a shirt to wear and it can be just outrageous, whatever. And if you lose, I get to pick you a shirt to wear it. I love this. And you have to wear it out. Out on date night. I am so down to do this. Yeah. And you have to support me so much. It'll be a pammo night or a Thursday at $5 or a Canon. It's true to close house. I think they're like $4.99. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll include the taxes. We're doing it for the house. We're going to shout out to them Ramona food and clothes closet. Love that. But you know what? It's cool because it's a good event. Good. Let's do it. Fucking do it. It's an amazing business and they do so much for Ramona. That's what it's trying to say. It's cut down. Are we ready? I was taking the words of my mouth. All right. Are we ready? Let's go. Wait. Where's my chat? Okay. Gentlemen. All right. Are we ready? Yes sir. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Guys are killing me already. I'll stop it. On the losing on the shore. The people got to have it. They want it. They want it. Yeah. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. It's actually pretty cool. I can't believe I've heard of it. It's a great song. All right. That's ready. Zero zero. There we go. Guys are killing me. Travis. Go ahead. Travis. Randy Travis. How does that work? Hey. You're on the countdown for the name of the song. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh God. Come on. Anybody? Something about Jeff. I know it's Randy Travis though. I don't know. Heroes and friends. Heroes and friends. Oh man. Dude this is a good song. I can't believe I've been listening to this right now. Okay. We are one nothing Travis. That's a good ass song. I know. All of a sudden I just want to come out here. I know. I know. I don't know. Listen. So it's Randy Travis and it's called Heroes and Friends. Heroes and Friends. This was the title track to his duets album. Okay. And on his duets album he did duets with the greatest people in music. I mean it was amazing. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Heck yeah. Randy Travis. Not the King of Country. Not the King of Country. All right. Here we go. That's true. Kirby. Go ahead. Kobe Keith showed me a cowboy. Come on. That's true to him. Kirby. I've been my whiskey when you called your name. Time your drinks better. You were surprised the question was coming. Yeah. I said here we go. All right. Here we go again. Is that lovely time? You ready? Ready. Okay. Okay. Here we go. John Anderson. Travis. John Anderson. Tequila night. Don't ask her on a straight tequila night. Set straight. Tequila night. Okay. I'm going to let this one slide. You know what I mean? Say it. And then don't say it. And then say your name. Technically you walk. She better get out of here with that. Maybe I'll give you a nooner later. You know what I mean? Wow. I don't think so. It's not after you cheating. You did not say your name first. I'm sorry. I'm just saying. I didn't say my name first. You called my name out. I think it was the last episode or episode of a couple of weeks ago. She called out Travis but that meant it went to you. I know. Well he owned the name too. I think that's why he said it. All right. You guys ready? Yes. There we go. Here we go. Travis. Go ahead. Dwight Yolcom. Thousand miles an hour. No, no, no. I'm out of me. Thousand miles from nowhere. There you go. Dwight Yolcom. The banker is still a man. Not two to five. Travis currently. Again dude. Sweet curse. Here we go. You're butt again. Are we ready? Travis. Go ahead. Blake Sheldon. Oh god. Kirby. Alabama. Yeah. Five. I was thinking the name. Song of South. Oh. Back over to Travis. You got five seconds. I know this song. Dang it. All right. First to name it. It's definitely Alabama. That's true. I got to do it for the chorus. No, hold on. What is it? I know it too. I'm going to blank it out. Just before the chorus. Dad. Dad. Dad. Who's like. All right. Four country. Yes, but it's been two. It's been two. Whatever. Let me get to the chorus. No. It's been two. I'm like, now what is this core keeper going to do now? You didn't blake it out. You didn't get there. She's right. I didn't get to the chorus. No. Four to five. No, you missed that one. No, she got it. She got it. The rules are. Are you serious? I said it was open. I didn't shut the song off. And it did not get to the chorus. Man, we're moving on. Okay. Here we go. We're moving on. What the hell is this? I have no idea. I just have no idea. That's why I was like, I thought I knew it and I don't. Travis. I would say. Bite yoke them. We should have played this earlier. Who is this? I don't have voice. Trace Atkins. Okay. Last one, guys. We're out of time. It's going to have to be the last one. Travis. Go ahead. George Jones. What? Over to curbs. Ronnie Mills up. Smoke me on rain. God dang it. Sweet curbs. Did you win? We are tied. Oh, we're tied. That means we get to pick each other out of shirt and we have to go on date night. Okay. We have to do it together. Okay. I like this resolution. So you both have to wear a-- We have to buy a tacky shirt. We both got to do the tacky shirt and wear it. I'll wear it out with you. I'll wear it out with you. I want lots of pictures. Sweet curbs. That's cool. All right. So this is it. We're out of time at the end of time, right? Yeah. Man. Happy Sunday. We're out of time. That sounds very bleak. It is the end of our time. It's the end of our time. But man, I'm telling you, I've been drinking a lot of whiskey today. Whoo! The goodies. It's our time down here. Down here is our time. That's the goodies. That's for that movie The Goodies. Yeah. The goodies. Love The Goodies. Say goodbye Travis. All right, you guys. Gotta love you guys. God bless you. Merkle. She's somewhere in the spoken mountain rain. I waved a diesel down outside a cafe. He said that he was going as far as Gatlinburg. I climbed up in the cab all went and colded lonely. I wiped my eyes and told him about her. I got to find her. Can you make these big wheels burn? Smoky mountain rain. Smoky mountain rain. I keep on pulling. Her name. Smoky mountain rain. Smoky mountain rain. I can't go on her. This way. She's somewhere in the spoken mountain rain. I can't blame her for letting go. A woman needs someone to hold. I feel the rain running down my face. I find her no matter what it takes. Smoky mountain rain. Smoky mountain rain. I keep on pulling. Her name. Smoky mountain rain. (upbeat music)