Are there non-sexual reasons to steal a goat? What should you do if your town's only police officer quits? Who's right in the great Thongs vs. Slides debate? FInd out tonight on The Local News!

The guys also report on a (potentially fake) class ring story, a couple who had sex in the Santa Monica library, and a new mother who saves a man from exploding jet fuel! 

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