This week on The Local News, the guys report on a woman who is suing her nephew after "they" won the lottery, a pilot who's vaping almost took down a plane, a burglar who called 911 on himself, the man with the longest fingernails, and a "Local Sex" story about...actual sex!

If there's no show next week, it's because Tommy and/or Alex won the lottery! So in case they win, follow them both on TWITTER @TommyJohnagin and @AlexStoneComedy and watch them flaunt their millions.