Marnie Screams into the Void
98: Impeach Neil GorSuch-a-Crook
July 29, 2024. 98 days left. Impeech Neil Gorsuch a crook. Biden has proposed legislation to expand the court and install term limits and restrict ethics code. It will never pass Congress, but symbolically I say woohoo. Let's rag on Gorsuch today with a short play. Hey y'all, Neil Gorsuch here. Maybe you heard of me? No. Oh well, it's hard to tell us bland white guys apart sometimes. Anywho, I've got this property in Colorado, been on the market a little while. Any takers? Still no? Okay, get this. I'm a Supreme Court justice. I'm just saying. Enter Brian Duffy, CEO of Greenberg Troric LLP. "Yo, Neil, it's me, Brian Duffy. Maybe you heard of me." No, that's cool. All pasty rich white dudes do start to blend together. Anywho, did somebody say Supreme Court justice? I mean, did somebody say, uh, Lake Property or Woods Property Vacation Home? The environment doesn't matter. Ha ha ha. JK, I meant the environment around the home. Not the, you know, environment like that hippie shit or whatever. Oh, hey bro, do you want to buy my property? I'm for sale. I mean, it's for sale. Yeah, man, I'll totally buy it. And, uh, on a completely unrelated note, just spitball in here. My firm's got this crazy litigation shit going on. Thanks, Obama. That clean power plan. Am I right? What a hassle. Clean power. What an oxymoron. Anyways, no big deal. Just chatting like bros do. I hear you, man. I do. But, you know, it looks like there's a lot of stuff coming your way. Wow. Yeah, just like a dozen cases or so. Co, co, co, co, co, co. I'm real sorry, man, but I need to rule against you four times. Nothing suspicious now, right? I hear you, my dude. But I do appreciate the other eight rulings in our favor that were totally a coincidence and just you being a fair and impartial judge doing your job. A pause before Brian continues. And, uh, one other thing. This West Virginia versus EPA thing is really up my ass. You know, I got you, bro. Me and my homies will strike that shit down too. Enjoy your vacation home. My what? Oh, yeah. My vacation home that I totally bought for vacations. And, scene.