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And I'm here with D.L. Curves. And we're back together at the podcast in Atlanta. We all back together. Ain't it good to be back together? It's great. Yeah, happy feet with feet. Tremendous. So good to be back with you. You're fine. I don't know what you said, and I don't think you do it. Make sure y'all stay listening to me to After the Music, because you're gonna find out how Dylan got raped at the airport. I did not. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. You better get up, get out, and turn into this podcast. This Pat's bit the truth, it's bit the real fact. Nothing but the ugly, classy, at the same time. Pat got the flavor, these are not the same last. That's the politics. She been on the real grind. It could be pretty with ugly at the same time. Just tune in, put your lock on the spin dial. Ain't no need for the weight and turn it up now. When you talk about it, it's real though. It cut the game, you get no play like Nintendo. You wait till time, turn the up, nothing but the ugly. Straight off the tie, everything she say, you know it's funny. Full of plans, this a taste of the future. Listen all your out from all your deaths, talk of beauty. Sherry, tweet it, ain't no way to beat it. Nothing but the ugly, turn it up, it's all repeated. How do you roll that? I ain't rolling tapes so people can hear this. Jesus. I'm sorry. How are you? You don't have an idea? What? That's the Mexican coat. Yeah. The real coat don't make you birt like that. That Mexican coat, that shit birt, you like jumping a fist. What? Cane sugar. No, that would do. I think the Japanese people beat your ass when you steal. No. The cane? The cane sugar? Oh, is that African? Where'd they look? I remember like... No, it's... That one, the sugar, he's so sweet. No, what? Singapore. He peeled off the backs of a motherfucker who stole something. Singapore, that guy got cained like 30 years ago. They've never lived it down. Did he die? He spit on the sidewalk. No, but they cained him like 30 times. Yeah, I just saw that on Facebook or something. Yeah. It's like almost as bad living there as it is in this house. In this house? This house is a size. I have heard every single person yell at each other. You just bust in here like that? Don't you say? You did call them, yeah. Hold on, y'all. Can you clean up? That's what I want y'all to do. Clean up my fucking house up. Get that trash up and that little bucket of trash right down the side and all that trash sitting down there on the ground. Get that shit up. That what I need you to do. I closed the door on podcasting. I'm putting y'all up on a dodging tube. What's it? This nigga. I knew it was coming. My camera. I knew that was coming. I saw it. No, wrong camera. That camera. That camera right there, yeah. I saw it coming. We had the chair fall down and take the power out of one of the cameras. Don't touch the camera. He's got to turn it on. He swore he swore he missed the producer now. He is. No, I won't go to bat for him. He really has done an amazing job. He has been fantastic the last week. We are in great shape because Nikea has been doing a great job. Nikea later tracks down. That's what he's been doing. He's been on YouTube like learning all the cameras and the settings. And he was teaching the professional camera guy a little bit of go how to do something. I got to say welcome. We all finally back together. They're here in Atlanta in the podcast studio. Finally. Finally. After COVID, two TV strikes, two elections. A baby, a baby, a marriage. He lost his virginity. He took somebody to take it. Anyone's virginity. You have it? No. I don't feel like that's true. That's where the guy I have it. No way. I don't talk to virgins. So we're on the date. I'm a virgin. Yeah. What am I talking to you? I don't want to ruin her. Go get ruined by somebody else. Is that what it is? We're ruining that. She got with me. I was ruining that girl. I see your remote control. You can't have me be the first one. Yes, you can't. Did you man go from D on to me? What? By the truth, no. Am I truff or by? I think he's wrong. I'm being, I'm white, I'm silent. You're going to love it? It's going to be the best night of your life. Yes. End up done. Then we're going to end it with McDonald's. I don't know what he said, but I never get to get into it. He doesn't need it. Yeah, I'm going to leave my goddamn president alone. He said he's running. They're trying to get me out of the race, but I'm in it. I'm running. Did you see somebody say he called himself the wrong nationality? He said he was the first black female president. He was doing a radio. So instead of like him going back in a hole, they have him out doing a bunch of stuff. And so he was doing an interview with, I think maybe a black radio station. And he was saying, yeah, I'm the first black female president. Kamala is the man. You got to get a man some Jesse. He ate it something years old. He's going to make mistakes. Is he 81? He ate something. Yeah, he's getting up. He performed like he 200, but he ate something. And I mean, so y'all know I've been talking about menopause a lot because that's what I'm going through. So I finally had the palace. I wondered what it was. Tell us what it was. Put it in my ass. And so I go to the doctor. They cut my booty on paper. They stick these pellets down in them. Uh-huh. And it's just toxic. You don't have a hole already? I do have a hole on it. How did they just say where to put it? There's just so much. So they put it in your butt talks. And so I still got the bandages that my husband, I came home. I was like, why the fuck you got on a pamper? I said, I don't have on a pamper. How thick of a pad did they use? Because I'm walking around in my drive. But you could just see the little, but anyway, they stick the shit down in my butt. And it's for, it's for, it's going to give me testosterone. And I immediately started growing more fucking facial hair. No. But I do feel better because I can't sleep. And when you going through menopause, you cannot sleep. It's a serious thing. And it could fuck up a relationship. And I'm talking to the women and men out there, especially the women who's going through menopause. We cannot sleep. We have high flashes. Like Ms. Jenny literally sent me something, saying the stuff that we go through. And I was like, oh my God, I got every one of those symptoms. Like, you think you smell stuff. You think you see stuff. Okay. And you always up. Like, y'all, I do not sleep. So my gynecologist said, you need to rest. So she write me for this prescription for some sleeping peel with something else. Could I ask you a question? Why is your gynecologist the first one to go to sleep? I'm supposed to get some rest. It looks more out. The regular doctor should be like, you should take that back. It's supposed to be like the whole body. There's only one way to fix this. Keep it down. Y'all gonna be on the podcast. Y'all gotta keep it down. I guess because, because she a woman. I'm pre-millipals. I'm right there. Right. You're just starting. So it's time for me to go on medicine because I'm about to cross over. Like, it's really full-blown. And it's the worst shit. Like, you see stuff. Like, everything looked like my house. When y'all walked through my house, did it feel like it was leaning? No, it looked very levels. It's leaning to me. Except when I was on the trampoline, the kids had broken the springs. Then it was leaning a little bit. But other than that. Did they break the spring? Yeah. I think that, I gotta call somebody. I think Junebug and I killed broke the spring. But. He just walked on that thing. And we were like, no. So, with the whole menopause things, this lady, Miss Jenny sent me this whole fucking list. What else are you seeing? You think you smell certain stuff? You have different sense of smell. Sometimes I think I see shit. And I said, I'm going crazy. Like, my house is leaning to me. But then I went to somewhere. As I said, this building leaning too. Maybe it's not a tower in Italy. My head and feet going numb. I'm just moving swings, wake up all times a night. All of that shit. So, as I said, so she said, I'm going to put you some stuff together. And I had to go to a different pharmacy. I actually said, yes, I'm going to do it good. So, you got to go to this, like a little family pharmacy. So, I go up here to this place. And I get the medicine. And then I get these pills. And all I could think about it. She said, you're going to get so much risk. All I could think about was Michael Jackson. [LAUGHING] I said, I ain't taking this shit. [LAUGHING] Sorby and Pentothol or whatever he took. That. Purple fall. Purple fall. It wasn't Purple fall. I hear that's a great night's sleep. Man, I don't like it. Thanks for the last night. Yeah. I don't like it. Think about it. I can't do it. I can't. And I have not taken the sleeping pill. And I have not. When you wake up and a chimp is slapping you in the face, it could just be the menopause. You don't know. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I'm seeing something. So, if you're going through menopause, hey, we open that. We can take questions. We can talk about some things because we all back together. Send me a message. Just send us a message and tell us so we can talk about it. Throughout the whole time I'm going through this shit, because they don't understand what the fuck I'm going through. I do. Menopause is when your dicks stop working. They ain't going to stop working. But just think about if you're a dick, whip back up in your stomach and then the hole. Right. In the little fat pouch. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHING] Goes any for a while. [LAUGHING] No, it's staying now. Think about if your dick went in that little fat part right there. I know you got that little fat part. I'm just thinking about the poop part. Yeah, the poop part. Yeah, your poop part. It went right back in the poop part. Yeah. Think about your dick went in your poop. Like the little turtle. And you can't-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] How much you slapped that poop part. What do you keep looking at me? You know this nigga got no poop part. [LAUGHING] He's wearing a sweatshirt 95 degree. He called it here. Yeah, we was at poop. So think about if your poop part went back in your vagina. [LAUGHING] You know what? I don't have to stand for this. [LAUGHING] I flew three hours. I just wanted her to say that. She said it. Oh, and Jenna, I was like, please. [LAUGHING] Think about if your poop or went back into your dick. Think about if your dick went in your poop or something. No, we get it. We get it. Move on. Move on. That's what men balls do. You don't need to wear your headphones. Just keep them off. It's fine. You got your hair done. It's just rough. It's really rough. That's what I'm going through right now. And I'm going to keep sharing it. All the stupid symptoms and my bones was hurting. They put me on collagen. How are the hot flashes? Hot flashes. Now they move. Hot flashes move. Right now, they like in the crack of my booty. My booty start sweating so fucking bad. You know my cheeks are big, so they just slide. [LAUGHING] As I walk, it just feels like-- Why my picture of the Burger King commercial with the flame grill burger, the crazy grisly. It is horrible. So right now they're in the middle of my ass. That's why I get the most action, like the middle of my booty heat up. Somebody cut that out. That's where you get most action is when you booty heat up. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, it's Garrett of two back there. Nothing. That's where it's at now. It used to be between my titties and behind my neck. Then I would heat up behind my ears and then up on to my titties and the crack of my ass. And all in it hits me a lot, like when I'm on stage. Yeah. Because I'm not just telling y'all my personal business, but sometimes I just run panting lines all the way through my drawers front and back. A little train track. Do you double side? [LAUGHING] How many do you get across from front to back? About five. If I'm using all things. You've got a five penny line of ass, come on. The depth of those drawers. Aren't they like this big? No, if you're using a little bit, it's way more. OK. Because you've got to land on top of each other. No, it's about five short ones. It is the worst shit. Welcome to being a whole bitch. Oh my god. Y'all laughing. Got pads down there like underground railroads. Water coming here. If I fall on my ass, it wouldn't hurt. Like Matthew. Yes, it is. So welcome to the heart. I'm glad y'all here. I am. I'm glad y'all here. And we're going to be able to do some things. And we're back y'all. It was fun. The flight down here was a little bit longer than it was supposed to be. We were circling in the air for 25 minutes because of the weather. I was like, what is taking so long? Because I had my headphones and I wasn't listening to anything. We were just about to land, but there's bad weather. So we're just going to circle for 15 to 25 more minutes. Poor Nike has circled in the airport for us. Yeah, I thought the pilot was driving into turbulence. I was like, what is it? Because it just kept happening. I was like, go down. When we landed, he had to fire all of the reverse thrusters or whatever. Man, he wasn't breaking from me. He just landed and just was like, whatever happens. And I'm like, boom, it's like, why are we turning? Stop. And then we get to the airport. We walk through the airport and Ikea warned me that it was hot and we walk out the door and he's wearing a sweatshirt and he just goes, oh, hell no. It was hot. It's very hot. It's very sunny. Humidity hit me. It's nothing like this in India. In India, there's not really any humidity at all. It's 73. Beautiful. I know, I remember. You know what I miss about Andy? Y'all had no mosquitoes. I found one of this big on my thing in the day. He must keep us in water ball. Fuck you and run off like a fucker. Dead, mean, dead. You've got a homing beacon. You're out of the ass. So I woke up in my kitchen the other night and said we was doing something and people in and out the house and I walk in the kitchen and a big ass water ball and I was like, oh, hell no. I sealed this motherfucker house up so you niggas can't get in. And we've been chasing this water ball for three days. So here's-- he up on the bed. We up on the bed, I don't know what is nigga hiding out of there. I think he thinks I'm the police because we cannot find this water ball. It's like ratatouille where it's just one water bug. And I'm trying to find this motherfucker. He's a praying man that's ill finding him. A praying man that's ill finding him. A praying man that's ill finding him. So would I grant that lonely. Yeah. They'll eat him too. But I haven't seen any of those. I tell you what I like about living out here. I like it because it's peaceful. And last night, we did all the fireworks. I know these white people on my street. They so lovely. I know they ain't hearing no shit like this. What I tell you-- Did you do nigga fireworks? Did you see the trash? Yes, I saw all the boxes of fireworks. And I thought the exact same thing, but with different words. [LAUGHTER] When I tell you June, but I said June, I just go by whatever you want. And then she was like, boom, boom, boom. But I was like, oh my god. The lady across the street, husband and seat. The people across the street, I've never seen lights in the house. I always wondered the people lived there. Every light on in their motherfucker house last night. They was like, one white man with boldness. Now what are you doing, Patricia? [LAUGHTER] And so they was like, this the neighbor. So I'm ready to put my black line matter conversation on. But it was the gas, man, really sweet dude. And he named the white, too, but he white. So I said, what do you want to throw back to myself? He said. He white. [LAUGHTER] That motherfucker said, that's too early for y'all to be doing that. We love fireworks. I said, we're going to get these old people a heart attack. And June was like, I want to shoot them out. I said, June, boom. These people got to go sleep. And then it sounded like the people of street old was competing. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then they were so dirty. They were like five of them calendars in a row. Pow, pow, pow, I said, oh my god. I got embarrassed. I went in the house. I live in downtown Indy. And it was like poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo. And Reagan's like, is that fireworks or gunshots? Is that fireworks or-- I go, it's fireworks. It's the 4th of July. What kind of cheap ass fireworks did you ever say poo, poo? It was like-- You don't got no lips, Pat. That's why you go poo, poo, poo. You don't got no lips. That's the best I could do. For miles around us, it sounded like we were in the Ukraine. It was crazy. I've never heard anything like-- What the fuck was shooting poo? Everybody on our street and the 10 blocks. Y'all been having bang. There was some of that. Yeah. I've got a video, but we can't play it. Because we can't port it in. We haven't figured that part out yet, but-- OK. I could hear my caps fireworks. They were doing-- Somebody camera off. Crisis. Mine camera went off. No, no, you need to hurry. No need to hurry, Nike. Go, boy, he's fucking with you. [LAUGHTER] This is our first episode recording. We did one here, but-- I just went off. I said, "Oh, we're heated." Oh. This is a new one. Over heated, shutting down. Why would it do that? What about the main? Can you go out? Can you go out? Can you go wide? Get out of us. Yeah, she's got one of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was wack. Just watch that one for now, and then let us know. So we got one extra shot. So we'll just give those two to three minutes, and they should be back. So what was you about to say? I can't remember. You were talking about fireworks. Yeah, it's just-- growing up in the suburbs, it's the one or two houses. But this was blocks and blocks and blocks of people. It was crazy. We had competing neighbors in my house, yeah. Oh, yeah. The next door neighbor who always cuts his grass. With the car. I can't stand this. No, not that guy. This guy just, he's one of those people who's got to cut his grass. If one blade gets too low, he's out there. He's trimming. He bought bushes so he could cut those. Dude, go in the house, man. Talk to your wife. That's why he's out there. I know. He's got a small yard, but he got a ride mower. Like, dude. He hate his wife. He don't want to be in the house. He pretty much hate his wife. 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It's a little pose working while he's doing his little bear call. Yeah, we don't figure out how to swim. So what are you guys going to have? I did notice that at the water park at King's Island this weekend. You noticed it? I was like, this isn't an interesting-- We check it out for list. This is an interesting development. We can swim. What are you talking about? Don't we have Olympic swimmers? I haven't paid attention to Olympic since Michael Johnson. I don't know. The Olympic trials were in the Indian. We hadn't seen it. No, he just-- I don't know. He gets those little toes working. It's good for their feet not to have shoes all cramped up. Why do you care if my baby wears shoes or not? I'm telling you. This was slow as white baby's down. I'm telling you. I see it the opposite way. You're building up the foot muscle instead of cramming it in a shoe. But if you put a baby on hard bottoms, they take off. Do we really need fast white babies? No, he's my son. He's not going to be fast. Well, he would be. All he can be is smart. Maybe handsome, but he's not going to be fast. See, I'm trying to tell you what most black people would never tell you. That's the secret of white people running slow. Y'all never have hard bottomed shoes. So if you were listening to me and get your white baby some hard bottomed shoes, then it could be fast. Is that like nice dress shoes? No, they love hard bottomed shoes. They're really hard, and they make the baby corrector shoe. Now, you know it's so cool. He's Forrest Gump. Poverty. No. She said that right, poverty. No, because back in the day, every kid had hard bottomed shoes. But these bitches that had these babies now, they don't know anything about hard bottomed shoe. And they call it binky, the pacified. They lead a pacified baby mouth to the baby damn near getting his first piece of pussy. So they just don't do babies right in it. She's not wrong. We were at King's Island this past weekend. There was a kid who was like five. What a fucking binky in a pacified mouth that I just-- Was a boy a girl. I couldn't tell. So I think we got one. That's why you go to Disney. You can always tell. Oh, no, King's Island. Walt Disney, there won't be any babies there. Babies? Babies like the babies. Shit. But yeah, he should put your baby on some hard bottomed shoes. That just happened with his balance. It is time. Because we were at the theme park, and he was like, touching the-- He looked like white trash without shoes on. She's just-- I'm just telling you look like white trash. And then your wife wear a red lipstick. It was just beautiful. I love it. What does that mean? That's for whores. [LAUGHTER] I know you didn't mean it about her. I love to hear all your judgey grandma stuff come out. So only whores wear a red lipstick. If my makeup artist be doing my makeup, he always-- you look so good at me. I was like, no. Because I was raised if she had on a red lipstick. You wore it in the 70s or in the 20s. But they told me they said you wear red lipstick. It was women who sucked dick. And there was whores. They was trash. So in my head, when I have on red lipstick, I don't like this whole shit. But he put me on it one night, and every woman in the club was like, what is that lipstick? You got a bitch on now for hoes? Can I tell you something about hoes? They'll do it regardless of the color. [LAUGHTER] Taylor Swift kind of changed it. She made red lipstick popular with-- Never known it's Taylor Swift. But you're right, we're not the same age, but I'm closer to he, when age than I am, my wife, I think. And it was like in high school, if you were in red lipstick-- He was a dick-suck. Yeah. It's like the other thing-- There are a lot of girls wearing red lipstick. [LAUGHTER] Well, where'd you go north central? Pike, oh, god. Or the neckband, the black belt for dick-sucking. Oh, yeah. That lace. Oh, I told you by the time. Who was that? One of my kids had that on. Who was that? Do you remember they had that on their arm? And I think Gary Ona told me she was like-- No, Ramon had it on. And he said it represents the-- All the pussy he got. Oh, he eat pussy. So I said, Ramon, you've got that man. These are my bands. I said, no, I'm motherfucker. These say you eat pussy. You don't even eat tilapia. I know you ain't eating a bitch out here. 'Cause we eat perch, nigga. I took his band. Yeah, I remember I told y'all that. Nice, cool girl tilapia, is that-- Fucking fake ass fish. I remember high school, yeah. Yeah, he had that shit on his arm to my he eat pussy. You don't eat no motherfucker pussy. First of all, you don't want to eat-- If you want to eat a pussy, go in there and test lick my draws. No, that's not representative. Her doctor's telling her to get sleep remote, don't listen. Her doctor took one look and said, you needed nap, and it does, too. Yeah, you don't have to eat pussy. You ain't no fucking pussy, nigga. You in the ninth grade. How has Ramon transitioned from White-ass playing field to what's the school system like here that he's going to? How's he doing? I'm trying so hard to put him in private school. He got around his people, and he realized he was black, so then he wants to be a thug. You remember I told y'all he stole my money, beat some awesome. He's just trying to get up out in the hood. I'm like, who's-- Did she tell that on the podcast? I think-- You told that that's why I asked this question. Excuse you, you haven't told it here. You told it on "Miss Pat Settles It." Oh. So you haven't told what happened here, so I was gently hoping you would tell the story, because it's really funny. So the story is Ramon steals my $1,600. I told you that. Oh, you didn't know. Oh, he stole my $1,600. And so the teacher called me and said, he has an awful little lot of money there. He's flesh, I was always dead to get mine. She said, no, you might want to take a look. So I called Garrett, I'm out of town. I said, check Ramon's pocket when he get up. But there he is, like, $8,900 in the pocket. So come to find out, he gave his friend $400. So his friend, we rich. Oh, n***a, we're not rich. Oh, no. And you imagine what-- I had the teacher called the mama with me on three way, but don't tell the mama who I am. I hear the mama say, well, the boy gave him the money. She say that was rich. So what the fuck she want with the money back? I said, oh, she can keep that money. I ain't fit four day later. I already know a kind of n***a bitch. This is the n***a bitch right here. He gonna help me right in the hole. Can't spell and write a whole paragraph on motherf***a Instagram, but he can't hear $400 in my mama. When I tell you, I try to up a cup this s*** out. That's a n***a girl. I said, then he saw myself. I'm just trying to make it out the hood. What motherf***a hood? When you did it already, buddy. The hood of the basement? You did it already. You did it like 13 years ago. I told that motherf***a, I said, what hood did you live in? That got 13 bedroom. Made it out the hell he moved to Plainfield, remember? Yeah. Did it already. To be fair, the Plainfield house he had to share a bathroom, and here he has his own bathroom. So he kind of did make it out of the hood. No, no, no, no, no, no, because in Plainfield, he had a own bathroom, he was downstairs. He made it out the hood the second he showed up to Plainfield. The second his members dropped him off. I could not believe, I said, you are a piece of s***, and I beat these s*** out of him. I showed, did I whooped his mother? I couldn't imagine stealing that kind of money. No. And no way to spend it. You had no way to spend it. No, in 1990, where are you going to spend $1,600? You can't hide that in this house. You could hide it probably. Both sides. You got to get another house. Like $5 and quarters or something, maybe, but $1,600 in cash. $1,600 in cash. And where did he find it? It's not-- Here left it on the bed in a pouch. He left it on the bed. And I just said, I told Gary, I said, but my husband is this type of person. I think everybody's still. Literally, I think-- I'm from the streets. That's why I said, not here. You got this boy going around my mind. I don't really know this kid. He might be a good kid. He look like a good kid. But I know he could not go and ride back up here with some impellers and think I got some money. I ain't got no motherf***ing money. You don't have any impellers, do you? I'll tell you, impeller. Impellers. Impellers. That's where the niggas come rob you, an impeller. Box impellers. He's in there laughing. You man nailed it. I don't know his name. But that's what I'm saying, like me, I think-- I try not to think the worst, but I'm always aware of what's everything around me until you prove me wrong. And even after that, you still-- everybody and who you think they are. You be thinking the priest don't want fuck your kid. Leave your kid there about eight nights. He might not f***ing want to first say I'm nice. What is this? Gay Hanukkah. That's what I was like. What priest is this? You got to be kidding me. One more candidate. [LAUGHTER] But that's what I'm just trying to tell my kids, because they're not from the street. And neither is Gary. And Gary just trusts her. I don't trust no motherf***ing body. Nobody. That's how you always get gapped. You get gapped because you don't pay a motherf***ing attention. The people who you think is your friend is the people who set you to fuck up. I ain't gapped. I'm just like motherf***ing the Wayne's brother. Don't come to my house. I ain't shit in here, but Coca-Cola's and food. I ain't got no money, I ain't got no money, I ain't got no money. I ain't got a bunch of bears up in this motherf***er. A bunch of bears. You better break your hand, take a nap. I don't even know where we're sleeping. There's no beds in this place. Yeah, I got a bunch of beds. That's all I f***ing got. I ain't got no money. I ain't got no safe. I ain't got no guns. We got some guns. But don't bring your mochaas up in. We got shit. What Ramon doesn't get is that Ramon's upbringing was probably closer to mine than it was to yours. Hell yeah. And I'm so like, we live downtown now. And like some girl showed up to her house and was like, would you like to donate to this charity? And I'm like, sure, here's my wallet. And my wife's going, what are you doing? Come back here. You idiot, like, when you grow up in Plainfield, you're trusting and you think everybody's-- You can't beat a kid, man. You're naive like that. $1,600 is a lot of money, regardless. What was he trying to look hard or what? Like, you can steal $20 bucks. That's logically-- Yeah. I'm trying to think, how did you think you were going to get away with $1,600 message? Like, nobody wants-- no explanation. And I guess I slapped the explanation out of you. Because I slapped that black motherfucker so many times. I ain't nobody's going to rob the fake. You don't see the CPS, NBA, TTA, the TSA. Give me my motherfucking motherfucking motherfucker. That's so near. You should never steal Ramon, this is awful. Black bastard stole my motherfucking mother. And then what was so crazy? I said, y'all keep fucking with me. I'm about to drop you back off in the hood with your mom over there smoking crack at. And point you said, look, I said, y'all keep fucking me. I'm going to drop your nigga back off in the hood. Your three strikes is up. Point you said, that's dim. I don't have any strikes. Although, she did come in her earlier and you said, I'm going to give you up for adoption. She goes, OK. She is ready. She is funny. All of them funny. They all on the way. They all on funny. But yeah, they just stole my fucking money pissing me. The fuck off. Oh, that is fresh. So was he trying to impress girls? He was trying to impress them niggles. I'm just going to go and keep it. Then broke ass. I said, first of all, look at where you live at. Them nigga little crosses track in apartment. Houses niggas don't talk department niggles. The odds said almost the exact same thing when we were giving him a tour. We walked through, I think, Saisha's room. And what'd you say? It's like a cathedral with a chandelier. Her bedroom looked like a frick house. It was like you could have exposed ceilings. And it's hard. It's got a good. And then you go, I guess, what am I going to have a sleepover at some kids apartment? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If I lived here, I would want to go anybody else's house. Yeah. You're going to go to a sleepover in an apartment? Ew. Y'all keep demanding sandwiches. Niggas, we got three different kitchens over here. We do have some fight cases. I would never leave this, but I wouldn't be trying to impress nobody. Junebug is four steps from a Viking stove at all times. No, I'm sorry, sir. That's not Viking. That's a wolf. Wolf. Oh, they are not Viking. That's a step down? Yes, Viking is a step down. I don't know. There's a gas stove. I was impressed. It's all wolf out the whole house. Yeah, it's not-- nothing about this place is over the top or ostentatious or-- He needs to learn this. You don't stun all people. Take your shit. Yes. You got to know. He doesn't understand the forces that he-- Like, when you walk out with that kind of cash, you don't know what somebody's-- Yeah, and I'm like, you're trying to impress the dumb niggas. All y'all in special class. All y'all read with a teacher. [LAUGHTER] Fuck. All y'all read with a teacher? Are they the ones that Deon's calling in class? The buddy system. Are they popcorning to your kids to read? Don't read without your buddy. Don't let me read without a fucking teacher. And you were in special ed, trying to suppress somebody. That's like my friend. Special ed, daughter. You're in the hard and special ed class. My friend, Goldie Faire, $1,600 is a lot if you special ed. My friend, daughter, was in one of those special class-- I can't say special ed, but she was in one of those class. She would cut school. I'm like, why do you cut school? You eat in the classroom. You never have to fucking leave the classroom. Bitch, you got it made. All your classes, they don't change. You just get a different teacher in the classroom. They got it set up for you. Why the fuck are you cutting class, bitch? You get to sit and eat all day. What are you talking about? [LAUGHTER] Bitch, the teachers rotate. That's so funny. Teach your fucking rotate, these kids. Leaving, they get overstimulated. I saw a friend on Facebook, and she did this challenge where she slept on the street to raise money for a local homeless shelter for five days straight. What if you and the kids go camp out in Vine City? You just put up a tent and let them go for five days. Wait, so she slept outside to raise money? That's some white people. Why ain't she going to work to raise money? I've been put out. I'm never going to go sleep out there again. We've been evicted many times. I've already had my share of that fundraiser. I'm just saying, maybe they need to experience it. Who kissed my ass? You don't have to go. No, maybe I get somebody to kidnap them. And keep them in a wet basement. [LAUGHTER] Oh, wet basement. Some bitches. It's sticky down here. Ooh, it's nasty, really bitch, because you didn't appreciate your room. You never made up your fucking bed. They have. Yeah, they're room black bastard. I've messed up them, man. Very nice house. Thank you. Yeah, it's gorgeous. It's nice with the furniture, too. I wish it wasn't so muddy. I go all around the whole place. But we'll talk about it on the next episode. And with that said, that is it. And thank y'all, because we're fucking back. Hello. You ready? Ready. Well, I could tell another episode of The Pac Down. I'm here with Dion Carey. What's up, y'all? And I'm here with my friend, Nicki, what are you doing? Yo, I thought you wouldn't Joe Biden there for a minute. [LAUGHTER] She's looking at a screen. Oh, and I'm here with Chris Bangalay? How's it going? Eh. Oh, he's trying to pull up your date for it. Oh, he's trying to pull up my date for it. Yeah, I don't know where to go back. Why is he on? Go to misspaccomedy.com. Go to misspaccomedy.com. We'll just remix this, K or remix this, and we'll redo the ending and then redo the intro. As I'm going out the end and say, I'm just going to pick it up here, K, and say, make sure y'all-- and make sure y'all catch me on tour. Because y'all know all you got to do is go to misspaccomedy.com. Because I'm on my way, July 12th, to Salt Lake City, baby. Come on. I will be at Wise Guys Comedy Club. Get your tickets now. Hold on, I can't-- that's why you got to go to my website. You got a ticket mask. Yeah, that's the same date. Yeah, go to my website. Go to my website, misspaccomedy.com. We hadn't mentioned it like he is the new producer of the show. And he's doing a pretty good job. Well, I like this guy. I like this guy. He's doing a great job. Is your name? Barari. Barari. Are you going to be B to me? Can I be honest? Barari with a B. Look, I'm not trying to be mean, Barari, but he has a thick Georgia accent. He sure do. And he called me, and I said, what's your name? And he goes, rrrr. And I was like, I spent three. I was like, all right, guy. Make sure you get-- hey, thank y'all so much for listening, because we all back together. And make sure you get your tickets, baby. Because I'm on my way. January-- oh, the January 12th-- I'm sorry. July 12th through the 13th, I would be at Wyze guys, Salt Lake City. July 19th through the 20th. Catch me at Comedy Connection, Providence, Rhode Island. I'm there, baby. And is that August 2nd and 3rd where I'm going to be at Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma? Tulsa, I'm coming, baby. And it ain't no crime. August 23rd through the 24th, I'm glad y'all caught that. The Blue Room Comedy Club, get your tickets. Free, fair, Missouri. I'm in the motherfucking house. August 3rd through the 31st, I'm Biz. Why them ugly ass kids on way to back school. Stand up live, Huntsville, Alabama. One of my favorite places. And guess what happened on September the 13th? What? How to flash it to a start. And it kicks off in Denver. Get your damn tickets, September 13th. And then I would be at the Parramod Theater. September 14th-- and this is one of my favorite places. And I have never been there to headline. But you know what? Boys at Idaho, I want y'all to stand the fuck up because I want to sell this place out. I know it ain't many of me. But hey, I'm bringing some me's with me. So get your ass there, September 14th. Boys at Idaho, Egyptian Theater, September 15th. I'll be at Seattle, Washington. At the Neptune Theater. And for the rest of my days, just take your ass on over to misspatcomity.com, baby, because I'm on my way. Thank y'all so much for tuning in to another episode of The PackDown. Make sure you check out my website at misspatcomity.com for all of my social media, my tour dates, my book. Make sure you spread the word about my podcast. Please rate and review. Please rate and review and share. Thank y'all so much, y'all. I've been Miss Pat. [MUSIC PLAYING]
