The Zach and Wahlid Show
97: our new president
We bring the boom! We bring the boom to you! We bring the boom! We bring the boom to you! We bring that sounds really good! Yeah dude! Yeah! Why don't you come over here? Yeah! You want to look like the little boy? Oh I like that! I'll be big justice! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! You could be a little agey! Yeah! So I'll put you down here, yeah! We gotta come over my shoulder! Oh okay! Like father son! Like the father and son, right? Yeah! We bring the boom! We bring the boom to you! We bring the boom! We want to start over there! Okay! We bring the views to you! We bring the likes! We bring the likes to you! We bring the subs! We bring the subs to you! This is great! We bring the giggles! We bring the giggles to you! We bring I love my son! I love my son so much! [Music] [Music] That's big justice and AJ! They kiss! Good boy! Good boy! Yeah! Nothing wrong with kissing your dad on the mouth! Yeah! Especially when you make bangers after bangers, dude! Give it my dad! Sloppy bitch! They bang in the Costco's! No, no, no, no! Yeah they do! We bring the fucks! No, no, no, no! We bring the fucks! We bring the boob! We bring the boob! We bring the boob! Oh god! That Kenny was typing right away! Kenny's typing! Kenny's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! He's typing! Welcome to episode 97! Wow! Of the Zach and Walid show! I'm trying to... Noventa y Siete! Thank you! Anyways guys! What a great episode we have planned for you! This episode is sponsored by Babble! That's right! Yes! That was fun! Guys, as you know, we're the first ones who've ever done this and ever started it. At the top of the show, we always read the top comments! Yeah! That you guys left to encourage you guys to comment more! Yeah! That's how it works! Last episode is with Nut! Yep! And it was a great episode! If you guys haven't watched it yet, Nut was fantastic! He brought the boom! Oh, he brought the boom already! He brought the bunnies! He brought the bunnies! He brought the back shots! Okay! He brought it all! And it was a really good episode! It was a lot of fun! So make sure you go check that out! Leave a like and comment as well! But it's already in the past, so we already have top comments! Ready to go for this one! Should we read a couple Kenny? Yeah! Who wants to go first? You! Okay! All right! How did we ever say good morning to Kenny? You know? We just kind of assumed, you know? He's always fine! I'm always happy! I'm always happy! I'm on duty! I know! But like, hey, can we go on a Kenny? When you walk onto a beach, do you say hello to the lifeguard and say thank you for your duties? You should! You should always salute them! Yeah, you don't have them! You're actually really right! Yeah! Exactly! So, they actually get cut out of that loft guard sometimes! You can shoot out? Yeah, because I bring my dog on the beach and I'm not supposed to... Oh yeah! Well, that was a nice thought! Thanks, man! Yeah! Yeah! Good morning! Yeah, whatever! Okay, sure! All right! My top comment of the episode was, it comes from Veronica on the TMG Studios app, and she says, "At this point, I have to imagine the TMG Studios producers are giving the hosts some sort of poop discussion quota to hit per episode. Veronica, you are absolutely right! We have what's called a PPE, Poops Per Episode, and we got to make sure we hit our quota, and on Zaws, you'll find that it's a lot higher than some of our other shows." Right! I think the opposite! I don't think we talked about pooping up! We barely talked about poop! Have you guys, did you guys shower this morning? I think we talked about more about piss than poop! Yeah! We're piss guys! We're piss guys! We bring the piss! We bring the piss! We bring the piss! We bring the piss! I actually... I was going to say this for Kenny's Corner, but maybe I should come clean now. I need to tell you guys something. I left you guys hanging, and I feel a lot of guilt. So, we recorded Nuts episode a while ago, and it came out after 4th of July last week. I watched the rough cut of each episode, and I leave notes of what we cut, and certain things that we're not going to keep in the episode. Sometimes you run along. Well, Sophie, my fiance was sitting next to me, and we got to the part about pooping, and then going in the shower to wash our cheeks. I was like, "Hey, do you think this is, like, gnarly?" And it was the part where I told you that I also poop, and then sometimes go in the shower to wash my cheeks, and she was horrified. She didn't know? She didn't know that I did that, and then I cut it from the episode. So, right now, the episode, as it stands, is you say you do it, and then, Wally, do you say you do it, but I cut out me saying that I also do it. You bitch! I know! You've covered it! So, I'm coming clean before you right now to tell you that I too am a shower bidet washer after the hoops of the times. Well, actually, the next hot comment I'm going to read is from Anthony, B7 1997, not finished wiping and getting in the shower is certifiably deranged. Had me howling. Have you tried it? It's great. Listen, your body gets resetted. It's a free bidet. Yeah. Yeah. You just do a quick credit card swipe, and boom, all right? Say anything. Thank you for the comment. Thank you so much. We have urinal corners now for me, and now we have shower poop wipers for everyone's corner. Of course, you can do a really niche community. Yeah, dude. I want to be clear also, as the poop content continues. Yeah. It's not like a half wipe. You're basically good to go. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, there's a little... Okay, let me add, actually, let's just get this out of the way. I want to get this out of the way right now, okay? Sometimes when you cut a credit card swipe, at least for me, you got a little card to climb. The card gets stuck in the machine. Yeah, I guess stuck in the machine. You know, sometimes in the card reader, when you take it back out, there's a little show on it. There's a little dust, and, you know, this shit from the machine being swiped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the dust in there. Holy normal. Yeah. It happens at every bank. Yeah. You guys all have to pay here? And, uh, so like, what do you, you know, you have a little bit of stuff. You just clean it off right on the shower. Yeah. There you go. Oh, so the toilet's here. I'm talking about debris, you know? Showers here. So you credit card swipe yourself, and then you just reach in. No, no, I'm in the shower at this point. Oh, okay. Yeah, about, you know, there's some stuff on the ground now, and my legs, and you got to rinse it off. Holy normal. Yeah. Oh, that's a, that's a big spread you got. Yeah. A wide area to cover. Yeah. I was the hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, sorry. This is from, uh, Bobo's cousin. I love my, one of my favorite cousins, uh, Zach Pionna, more like Zach Pionna. Yeah. Home plate. What? Zach Pionna on a, oh, Zach Pionna on a home plate after he smashes another home run. Foul tipper for life. I was it P on a P on a, yeah. Like he on a home run at home. Zach Pionna and post. So people can. Yeah. Yeah. I like and I can't read. So I thought it was great. Thanks, Bobo's cousin. And thank you guys for leaving comments on this episode. Leaving the likes. It means, it means a lot. And we bring the views. We bring the views. We bring the fun to you. Yeah. Oh, nice. We bring the poop content. No, we don't do poop. We don't put without poop here, guys. We're pissed. We're pissed guys. Actually, I do now we're getting everything off our chest. I want to tell you guys a story. I have never told this story in my life because I am so truly embarrassed. And I've, and a couple of episodes ago, Zach was talking about how I used to pee in bottles, right? And that I blocked that whole part of my life. You know, P because I was on the road when you're driving and yeah, because of this traumatizing event, right? I used to have long computes three hours, right? Stuck in traffic. I got to go pee. All right. And I'm not in the nice car. I'm in a Nissan Central like old, you know, I'm going to piss in it, whatever. And then I saw a comment the other day saying, well, he pees in bottles. So now it's all on the top of my head. All these memories are recently. While he's a lesbian. Yeah. All these comments are coming back. And so all of my memories have been like resurfacing the last couple of days. And I remembered why I stopped doing it. Why I stopped peeing in bottles? And it was because of this traumatic event where there was a night. I was really, really late. I was, I just, you know, it was from like some weird, I don't know, all that thing. I just jumped in the car and not knowing there was a bottle in my cup holder. And I was, I was parched. I was like, on a long drive. No, I did not think about it. Oh, no, please, please. I read it, pop the bottle open, do a quick swig. I, I felt the taste. I look at it. All right. I did not swallow. I always swallow. I did something even worse. I spat it out. Like, my window was closed. No, no, I almost drank my own, drank my own piss. But that was all over the side of my window. And from that day, I've never, never peed in a bottle in my car. You told me multiple days, you were like, bro, I got to tell the story at the top of the pause. All right. And he was like, do you want to hear it? I was like, no, no, save it, save it, save it. And that caught me by surprise. I've never knew that that is fucking disgusting. I know, bro. I know. And I've blocked it out of my memory because I was so traumatizing. Who leaves a piss bottle in a cup holder? That's like instant like muscle memory. Oh, yeah, man. Well, because I left in there so I could, I could throw it out later in the day. But I guess I did it in the morning. And though I got dumped work in the van, whatever, I held back in the car, took a quick sick dude all over the side. It was bad. It was bad. And I was like, do I roll the window down or is it going to get inside the car now? And so now you're driving home with just urine filled car smell. Yup. Yup. And it might might, and there's no water in the car either. So my mic just peed. Just pissed. Yeah. Anyway, so that was the story I wanted to get on my chest. And I thought it'd be great for, you know, engagement. Well, Wally, I think that's really brave. I think we're all kind of sharing stuff today that we wanted to get off our chest after a long week off. Is it my turn? Yeah. Yeah, Zach, do you have anything you want to get off your chest? This is like a really traumatic event for me. Oh, man. I don't know. You have a jiggy old piss? I've never drank my own piss. I'm trying to think of something that like is like fucking disgustingly true that I don't know. I truly don't really have anything to think about it. We got a whole like hour to go and like think about it. I've talked in front of my wife before. Whoa, have you? Yeah. Like, is that cool? Like all the giblets? Yeah, when you, well, giblet. Oh, right. Well, no, I'm including penis in this. Okay, cool. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, everything that I have. All my marbles. And is it still like, are you in this? You've been with her for a while. Is this still like 15 years? 16 years. Yeah, says it 708. Congratulations, man. Thank you. Just she just she still find it amusing when you do that for her. She laughs. She giggles. She takes videos and then saves them. So she's got a little blackmail in here. Yeah. Okay. What? She saves them? Yeah. She's got a she's got an album. So I like to go a dollar and saves them. Yeah, it's two down. This is a great story. Yeah. Zach tucking and there's like 18. You have like 16 feet picks. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode Zach Doc. There are some things in life that are okay to be a total crapshoot. You know, trying a new type of milk in your coffee. Very somebody milks. Yeah, you could be 2% 1%. We could take risks. Yeah, that's okay. But finding the right doctor shouldn't be a total crapshoot. And with Zach Doc, it's not because you got more options than you know. 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So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zachdoc.com/zoss to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's z-o-c-d-o-c.com/zoss. Zach Doc.com/zoss. Yeah, I talk here and there. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. And there's nothing wrong with you can piss either. I just want to get that out of the way. Ah, if shit hit the fan, you're in a desert, you're drinking your own piss. That's... Okay, wait, how about we leave this a comment ranking for people listening? Kenny, your story of... Yeah, you're last because yours isn't that bad. No. Jeez, dude, that's not that bad. Yeah, dude, chill. You're your wife fighting or something, that was confusing. I would go Kenny last. I go mine second. Yeah, I mean, drinking your piss is god tier. But can I ask you this? Do you talk for your partner? No, no, I never talk for anyone. I'm a man, damn it. That counts your trip to... Oh, dude, thank you so much for asking. It was absolutely amazing. I thought... So you went to Ohio? I went to Ohio, went to Cleveland first, and then... Did you know Ohio was the same? Was that all in the same state? Yeah. I don't know my... I don't know my geography. Dear god, Walid. Yeah, I need to go back to school, dude. Walid's piss. My talking. Kenny's stories. I think this is still up there. I don't know how they would get up there today. Yes, Cleveland is in Ohio. It's at the top. All right. Where Lake Erie is. Okay. Scary. All right. It's up there. And then Cincinnati, I drove down four hours with my mom's sister to Cincinnati down south Ohio. Is the state mid? Oh, it's... Cleveland is scary. Like, it's Cleveland's nice. The city's nice. Lake Erie area is nice. The edge front water, I think it's called, or whatever it's called. Very pretty. Very cool. City's cool. We stayed like 10, 15 minutes outside of it. And that was fucking sketch. That was some dude up policeman. RIP got shot and killed four minutes from where we were staying. The day that we were there. We drove by the police station and they had like teddy bears and flowers and flags and everything. Yeah, bro. Four minutes from where we were staying. And we were like walking around, like we were doing our exercise shit. We were like going on a run right around the area. We had no idea. Yeah. Like outside ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And guess who picked the hotel? Your sister. Me. Oh, you did. Yeah. I thought the whole point was your sister is your hotel. I know. I know. I fucked up. Then you picked that damn. Why did you pick something outside of the city like that? Why didn't you stay in Cleveland? Uh, I wanted like a mid-range hotel price and it had a free hotel and free breakfast. Most hotels have free breakfast. Yeah. You got the continental. That's included everywhere. I don't travel a lot. Anyway, I saw the free breakfast. But yeah, so we did Cleveland first. We are one regret was wish we did. We wish we did Cincinnati first, spent two fuller days there and then did Cleveland. Cincinnati was fucking amazing, dude. I fell in love with Cincinnati. What's so great about it? It. The city was like really cool. I didn't like the baseball stadium because it's like buried in the city and it's I like buried. Yeah. It's like there's like buildings or like tall buildings around it. And then like there's a freeway kind of around it or some shit. No, no, no. It's just like I like a stadium. I like taking in a stadium when it's like soul isolate stadium. Yeah. But there's like there's just buildings around it. So I couldn't really like thinking the scene from Batman and like Bane puts the bomb in the whole field. The football field goes under the big. Yeah. You always go Marvel. That's not Marvel. Jesus Christ. Oh, Barbara. I drank my piss. That was really good. You want to know what you were. Why is the bane, bane boy so funny? Never died. Like 10 years later. I could do it. Yeah, you can. Oh, yeah. I love all time. Damn. Oh, it was really funny. Is this is it kind of like Petco Park in San Diego where you have the skyscrapers around like or just tall buildings around and you're kind of in clothes? Pecco Park going tomorrow by the way. Oh, save. Oh, I was playing the Braves. Okay. Oh, we can't wait. Kenny, we're going, right? Yeah, your parents live pretty close. Like on the way. Yes. And we got diamond clip tickets. We're going to be down by the dugout. Yeah, actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we have an extra. No, no, just have the one for you, buddy. Yeah. It's a long drive. So P before. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, she's coming. Yeah. Grace is going. Yeah. She's filming it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where are you sitting again? Nose, please. Oh, oh, oh. I have so many funny lines with that, but I can't fucking do a bane accident. Yeah. Just do them anyway. You can afford the ticket. That's good. That is good. That's ominous. All right. Anyways, I don't know the red stadium was just kind of like, it just, it just like has freeways around and then like buildings and I, we were walking on. It's distracting your saying. Yeah. I just like, I was, it was tough to see the whole thing. Right. I just like seeing the whole stadium when you walk up to it. Anyways, Cleveland was cool. The fans for baseball were like really intense. Like I was wearing my Giants outfit in the outfield. Were you wearing that to the Giants? No, it was Giants First Guardians. Yeah. Okay. I was, we got like some shit, like positive shit. Like go, go try, go guardians. Like all around us, like yelling at us. So it's cool. We were, we were fine. Isn't it funny? That's like, that's their example of racism for baseball. Like that's like, that's like, that's like sports fan. They like never experienced racism before. Like that's like, that's there. You should go to a game. Okay. You should experience it. Yeah. And then you actually go, hey Brownie. Okay. And then we start crossing the line. You get to take off your jersey. But one funny story that I had with the Guardians game was I was, I went to the bathroom, came back. I peed in the urinal. Whoa. Did you? Everybody. Yeah. Hey. Wow. Where did it go about it? Grace. Wow. Even Grace. Wow. Did it, was it your first try? Yeah. Thank you. Wow. That was an earnest question. You're good. Yeah. It was my first try. I pulled my big boy pants down and I let it out. I didn't, I, sorry, I didn't pull my pants down in the urinal. That was not, I didn't do that. I did not do that. I'm going to piss with this. Shivering in the urinal. No, did not do that. Sorry. Came back from the bathroom and I was waiting for a common courtesy in baseball is you don't want to cross people while there's action happening on the field. So I was waiting for a good time to come through. Oh, when you go back to your seats. Yeah. All of a sudden a ball is flying in the air and I see it come in my way and I'm in right field. Yep. And I'm in right field just standing against the wall. And all of a sudden the ball is coming right fucking to me. And I'm a little wasted and a little, this is like, what was it? It was a deep right field. Your stripes keep back. Looking up. Bottom of the six, bottom six. I'm like a guardian ball. So I had like a beer and inning with my mom and sister. I'm pretty blacked. Anyways, miss it completely hits off my, well, it tips off my fingers, hits a stair, comes back and hits me in the hat, like on the brim and then bounces on my feet. And I didn't look back to get it. And people are diving at my feet. And then all of a sudden, like all the people that were sitting on me the whole game were all like, dude, you could have fucking caught that. You could have caught it was right to you. Not only the races, but they're now they're shaving you. And I have realized a deep dark thought for my whole life. I've always wanted to catch a home run ball or just a foul ball. Yeah. And I've never caught one. It's a ball. Just a ball. Yeah. And I kind of have a scary thought that I'm not him. No, Zach, we could make this happen for you. I'm like, I'm not him. Zach, wait, you just admitted something. What? You finally, you found something to admit. You're not him. Sad. You know, hey, that's good. Yeah, we're learning. The only way to become him is to realize that you're not him at first. Yeah, I think you are him, man. The ball touches twice. That's kind of special. And then at the Reds game, an outfielder in between innings, who was playing cash me through and into the stands and a dude in front of me hit off his hand. And he turned around. He's like, dude, I heard hella bad. And then that sentence is now sticking in my head. I was like, fuck, like, it's going to hurt really bad. Like the next time I want to catch one. I'll just give you bring a mint. Don't you bring a mint? Yeah, that's lame. Like, when you're in your 30s, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine, like, I walked through security line with my mitt and my fucking like, Grace is laugh. Grace is fucking juggling. When you're in your cat with a big circle candy lollipop. I get racist comments. Hey, guys, we want to take a quick break to take a sponsor of today's episode. Earn in. Do any of you have financial anxiety? Worrying about it doesn't help, but earn in does help. Earning is an app that gives you access to your pay as you work up to $100 per day or up to $750 per pay period. Just download the earn an app and verify your paycheck. Then access up to $100 a day as you work and leave an optional tip. Any money you access plus tips are automatically repaid from your next paycheck. 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So we can walk through it now. So all right. So this is the clip of the home run. Bo Naylor hit a three run homer. I also, I didn't want it because I was aware that it was a home run that was putting us down too. So I was like, ah, fuck this ball, trying to want it. Yeah. He grabbed me. You don't believe me? I believe he grabs me. I believe he throws it back. I want this shit. That's all my friends that I would do that. But you would get kicked out of the stadium if you did that. If you throw away a homerun ball, that's from the home team, back on the stands. You get kicked out. Oh, damn. Oh, I'm pretty sure. But anyways, we're almost to end or do it. Okay. Get back. Looking up. Goodbye. Should we pause over you? Right there. There you are, right? Yeah. That's literally the guy that fucking said that you could have caught that. Wow. Look at this guy. He's like, how does he not fucking catch that? So the guy, wait, wait, wait, go back to your mouse where it was right here. No, up, up, up, up, right there. That guy with the blue hat, that's about a high five. That guy caught it. Oh, this guy, this guy, that guy. Can you take a screen grab of just Zach's part? Like, I think this is the thumbnail for the episode. Just this. And then can you pull the screen grab separately? And then I just want to see it as a solo player. Sure, sure. Of course, dude, of course. What the fuck are you going to do? Look, I want to make a point. I want to make a point. This, this is the moment. I'm not him, bro. That Zach realized he is not. Look at the way your shoulders are slouch. Look at the way that he's looking towards the defensive edge of the wall. So I'm standing waiting to enter my seat and a ball. Fuck you. Audio listeners, Kenny has wrote out in red text, not him on top of my face. It's too easy, man. I'm waiting for like a good time to go into the seat and God gave me the opportunity to catch my to fulfill my childhood dream. Yeah. And it hits off my fingertip and then hits me in the hat. In the head, technically. Did you knew it was coming towards you or you didn't expect it? Like, what was your reaction? I saw it. So like, I'm waiting standing, like facing this way, the ball's coming this way. I turn this way. I go like this. Oh, so you reach for it. Yeah, I reach for it. Well, it's just kind of embarrassing. You're going to reach for it? You like it yet? I didn't want it. Also, it was like 110 miles an hour coming out. I'm sorry. Just your story doesn't seem on the screen. I got it. I love it. Then he's telling me a story about some of the guy's hands hurting from a yeah, it's like a really weird like. I've already said I'm not him. I know, but you're just like making more excuses now. Okay, so most embarrassing today, zero dollars. Really? Yeah. Oh, game winning home, right? It's not a game winning home run. It was a six sitting. Yeah, but that was the winning run, right? Fuck off. Yes. So if it was hit by the Giants, you'd be all over that. Oh, yeah, I too hand it. Yeah, but everyone around me, I got back to my seat and as I was sliding down to my seat, everyone was like, dude, the hit off your hand, bro. It was right there. You could have had that. I was like, I know. Anyways, I think I will bring a glove now. Yeah, because I want it really bad. You should never know. And I'm getting like, I'm getting, I'm finding seats randomly. That's I'm getting like pretty fun. Yeah, dude. I'm finding some good gems. Okay. Yeah. So if you guys want to come to me with a baseball game, not the Padres game, because I'm sitting up high. Okay. I'm down, dude. We should do a Zaws Zaws. That'd be fun. Baseball game. Very team to pay for it. How was your 4th of July? Not fun. Not because you have a dog. I'm a dog, you're a dog. You know, it's a hot bait, you know? Yeah. Also real quick, how long can I go into July asking people about their fourth? Because this is going to come out on like July 16th. No, no, we're leaving it. But I heard a couple people like at the grocery store asking like, how was your fourth? How was your fourth? And I was like, I was relating it to like New Year's Eve, like when it's... I'm still asking, how's your New Year's? Yeah. Yeah. Ask them, ask them what their resolutions are, too, and where they're at with that. Looks like you haven't been hitting the gym. At the grocery store. July. It's like, yikes. Have a little after years over. So anyways, please continue. How was your fourth? Fourth was very... I basically just had to protect my dog the whole time. She was shaking. I had to put a vest on her, like a thunder vest. I had to give her like anxiety med, CBD. I had to give her like this like ear muff to like block the fireworks. Jesus Christ. I live by the beach. So that's when you go like fireworks, right? Like... You try giving your fentanyl? No, no. The dealer didn't have any. I think fentanyl like can zonk her out for like a while. Yeah, maybe killer. Yeah, in a row. But basically I had to sleep in the closet with a dog. With your dog. Yeah, with blankets all over the ground and it's holding her. And you like this life of having a dog? Yeah, it's great. If denim was freaking out shaking your cat. She was not shaking. There's fireworks, right? There's fireworks right outside our house. She was like fucking in the window looking at them. She's like, whoo. She thinks she's deaf. She's probably get that checked. Oh. She loved it. She was great. Yeah. And then it's like, you know, I don't want to complain either about like, you know, my dog was scared of the fireworks, because yeah, fireworks are fun. Yeah, especially if you film it. All of them, every single one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen a good... By the way, so many people film fireworks and I've never seen a good fireworks. That's just like a concert. I hate people that film concerts. Yeah. Like I'm not going to fucking watch that because one, you're singing with while recording and I don't want to hear you sing. Yeah. And then like all it is is just a bunch of phones up in the air. And then like maybe some cool light show. Yeah, by the way, you're not going to have the best angle. Yeah, the camera is filming the fucking audience is the best angle. Yeah, I think drone shows. You ever seen a drone show? Oh, yeah. Those are fucking worth. Those are fun. Those are sick. Yeah. See, I prefer that because dogs don't get scared of singing that. Yeah. Well, giant... A dog on fentanyl. So you, like, Eve is always afraid of everything, but this July 4th is an iconic. Just July 4th is her 9/11, absolutely. Damn. Yeah. I think every day is Eve's 9/11. No, she's getting better now, you know. Is she actually getting better? Yeah, she's getting better. Because like now I'm living not in downtown. Downtown, if you live in a downtown area, that's 9/11 every day. For dogs. For dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. But like motorcycles drive by, she's afraid. It's a little bit better, big buses, big trucks, different colored people, like... Which colors is she afraid of? Did you drink on the fourth? I had a couple of nice drinks with my neighbors. Nice. It was very expensive stuff, so I didn't get hungover. It was very smooth. Oh, cool. Yeah, we talked politics. That's what you do with the neighbor. Yeah, you're going to talk politics. Yeah, but then now every time that you see the neighbor, you have to talk politics. Oh, yeah, you have to watch those. You know, you're buying them. I think I have realized for big holidays, I don't, especially the fourth. I don't... This is like my third fourth of July that I haven't done anything, and I fucking love it. I just drink at home with Tots, and I call it a day. I had an option to go to a beach in the cove area or whatever it was, like by Malibu, and I didn't end up going because I realized like Ubering there was going to be a bitch, parking, like... Why don't you like celebrating? With people? Yeah. Just because it's expensive, and Ubering like in big places with like tons of people, fuck that. I don't want to do that. So, yeah, I backed out. Dude, I think last year... I think last year I ordered food for Fourth of July, like just like, you know, just lunch, whatever, right? And the lady... It was like an older lady, and she grilled me when I grabbed the food from her. She's like, "How come you order food on Fourth of July? You know how busy it is right now?" And like, "You're the one doing this." Oh, you told this story. Yeah, the post was late. Yeah, I was like, "You're the one doing good for me." Yeah. That's wild. It's like an optional job. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Did you get fucked up? You get fucked up for the fourth. You're an American dad. I had a few beers on the beach. Kenny loves America. I'm screeching Eagle, Patriot, American, and every year, last few years I've been going down to the beach in Manhattan Beach, some of our softball teammates actually. We played beach volleyball, drank some beers. I'm a guy that can only be in the sun for like 20 minutes, and I got a throw shirt on, because even with sunscreen, I get fucking... I'm so red, even as a lifeguard. Even... Yeah, even lifeguards. It's hard to believe that even lifeguards burn. But yeah, it was good, man. I was hung out and just soaked up the sun all day, man. Just thought about how much I love my country. Side note, I kind of missed you guys. We filmed the night episode. Dude. And then we didn't film for like a week and a half or whatever it was. I'm glad you said it, because I think I'd get shit if I said it. I listened to it. I listened to it. Yeah, I wouldn't cringe if you said it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd like to miss you guys, yeah. And then on the plane from Ohio, I also listened to our pod the whole time. What'd you think of it? I honestly, so I listened to our pod walking, and I listened to it on planes. And I just try and get a sense of like how we sound on audio and... Oh, I hate how I sound on audio. Yeah, I hate to. Okay. Can we change my voice in the future? Yeah, make it all bane. Yeah, give me an all bane. Oh, God, please. My dog is scared of everything. Just put a bane filter. But I just like to see where we could improve or like areas that like get dry or whatever. And I honestly think, I like us. I think we're good. Yeah, you should like our pod. Yeah, that's self-confidence. Yeah. Hey, maybe you are him. Yeah, wait a second. I want to get in a minute. Oh my God. I think it's true to be kind of imps. Like being in the moment when a ball's coming at me, I am not him, but on a pod. I am him. Oh, fuck yeah, brother. It's like winning a gold medal in a different Olympic sport. It's you're still a gold medalist. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. And I also was listening to the giggly squad, because I'm a giggler. The Hannah Burner and Paige D'Sorba, and they're, they're hers. hers. They're hers. But they're hilarious, but I don't know. I think like, I mean, obviously they're fucking great, but I like our pod. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to think a sponsor of today's episode, Joy Mode. Let's call out the obvious. Everyone wants to head into the bedroom with confidence. But the problem is sometimes our thoughts get in the way of our performance, or maybe we're just not reaching our full potential. Oh man, it's okay. We'll lead. Imagine a supplement you can take that gives you that extra dose of confidence and saves you the embarrassment and hassle of a traditional erection pill. 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Do you guys see they got Jill Guy back on? Do you follow the lore? Oh, the hair of Jill. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Where's like a turtleneck? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I see this. Yeah. So the general premise is that they brought this kid on that's a guest, and he sits down with the guys. He's got slick back gelled hair. And ever since he's been on, the comments are like, "Where's Jill Guy? We need Jill Guy back. Fuck everyone else. We need Jill Guy." So they had an exclusive episode where chair guy sat down with Jill Guy just one-on-one, and they had a full hour conversation. Like 60 minutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got something to like, you got something to like. Yeah, it's pretty cool, man. See, I like stuff like that because there's a lore. I like that. I like that because it's organic. You know what it is? It's authentic. It's organic. And it's kids having fun. You know? What I don't like is Hocktua. Oh, what a segue. Oh, you got to go easy on Hocktua. No, no, fuck that. Actually, I changed my mind, right? I changed my mind. All right, there's a lot to talk about here. First of all, have you guys seen the video? Don't imagine no one's seen it. [laughter] Have you guys seen this stuff? Hocktua is out-talked about now. We understand that this is for listeners. But now that she's getting a reality show, she's back in the limelight. No, no, no, no. I think there's a bigger topic in hand. Oh. I think she blew up, which was great. I think it's fun when shit like that happens, right? You spit on that dick. Yeah, yeah, whatever. It was funny. It was funny. It was funny, yeah. You talk to that. But I think the extreme of how big it's gone and like what people are like, how they're talking about her and putting her on this like crazy pedestal is not good. Because once she's not that interesting. Okay. Sure. Yeah. No, no, I'm saying like, you know, there's some people that you don't deserve, that deserve like, who have fun personalities, right? Like the guy who put the gas station, pump it his ass, right? Oh, wow. What's his show? Dude, I forgot about that guy. Yeah. Why did he get like a reality show? I'm so sorry, you know, I would watch that. Damn, what would you, what would his show be? Like it'd be like self-serve. Sticking, sticking different things up to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got like the bass pro shop, like. Oh, the guy that was swearing around naked. Yeah, yeah, like skinny, the big, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are guys who do platforms who need voices, you know. Yeah, I see what you mean. You're saying that like the novelty of the joke is worn off. But now her following has kind of outgrown her brand because she's still like, she wasn't really an influencer for this. It's for, if she's truly a girl from the, whatever, the South, you know what I mean? It's, that's way too much fame. One, mentally, right? That's going to fuck her up. And then two, I don't know, just like, I'm not going to go watch. I remember a pinky dollar and pinky dollar was like, I'm coming to LA. You better watch out. How I forgot about her. But you better watch out. Remember the TikTok NPC girl? She's like, I'm coming to LA. I got to show them the works. Where's your show, girl? It's fine. The works. Oh, shit. I guess LA's been social. She hasn't said it's not in the work. But this is a video that I, we found together of, uh, you know, she's, she's now doing these Vegas appearances and she just looks like it's just kind of awkward. Like she's paid to just stand there and nod her head and then look at this like carpet that they're rolling out for her. Oh my God. For the audio listeners, if you've ever seen like a bottle service video, they got four guys carrying like a wooden spaceship with a woman in it, carrying a giant bottle champagne and then you got six. Oh, lifeguards, it appears. Nice, dude. Falling behind with pop bombs and bottles of vodka. And Hawk 2 girl is just sitting here kind of awkwardly, like nodding her head into it. Give me, give me fair. These are always awkward. Yeah. Yeah, cause what, what are you supposed to do? You're supposed to stay, it's like getting something happy birthday. Yeah, right, right. It is, it's a, but it, but it's a bit like, it is a little extreme. And we're not shitting on her. We just think that it's kind of, it's a little cringe. It is a little cringe, a little cringe. Yeah. But at the same time, you know, your girl, you're going to take advantage of the situation. I don't know. I'm so split in between. I do think it's, it's, it's too far. It's a lot. Yeah. I think also she had, I'm pretty sure she has writers because she's been getting interviewed or she, she's been doing like the, the TikTok kind of questions. Yeah. And where she just talks to camera and she says like the question first and then just answers it. Yeah. And her answers are, I'm pretty sure jokes, but they are falling very flat. Yeah. Here, wait, let me send it to me. Yeah, yeah, send it to me. I think while you, while you find that the best comment that I think encapsulates her whole thing right now is, I saw this comment on TikTok about her that was like, she kind of feels like SpongeBob when he kept ripping his pants. Wow. And I think that's talk to a girl. Was that, was the premise of that? That's like the, I think it's like one of the first episodes of SpongeBob, he rips his pants on the beach and it's very funny. Yeah. And everyone loves the joke. Yeah, if you have. And then he over does it and SpongeBob goes and he does it on stage a bunch. Oh, yeah. To a giant crowd and then the people or the fish start realizing, wait, this bit actually isn't that great. You're really hammering. You're being a network. Oh god, this guy stinks. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Very good. So, okay, I sent it. Okay, okay. So this is everything you need to know. It is getting weird. It is getting weird. I think she should take some time to forget what she actually wants to do. I was afraid to commentate on this stuff because I feel bad for her because she's just a normal person who's getting the limelight. Yeah. But also as a person who's like, you know, our jobs are to fucking commentate on this kind of stuff is like, this reality show is going to suck ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But people, you know what, people are going to watch it. People are, people will watch it. She's got 1.3 mil on IG right now. I mean, that is pretty insane. And this is the clip you sent me. Yeah, you want to watch this? Yeah. I don't want it to seem like the good for you, me. Like, good for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too much. I think it's too much. Okay, let's just watch this all the way through. And this is Haley Welch, her life answered on a video. Okay. So far since all this has happened. Number one, I got over my stage fright. I sang in front of 80,000 people with Zach Ryan the other night. And I cannot sing for s***. But I did it anyway. Number two, I quit my job as a spring factory. And so I don't have to eat Taco Bell all the time, but I'm still going to do it anyways. Number three, I actually have to get ready for them one time out of the week now. I'm not allowed to look like Adam Sandler anymore. Well, it's not all delightful. Here are three things that have not been said right now. It's scripted. I don't think it's the writers. I think it's the producer, bro. It's like a person helping your film a bunch of this. Just Kenny? Wait, what was the third joke about Adam Sandler? I'm not looking like Adam Sandler. I have to be on camera. So I can't be looking like Adam Sandler anymore. Oh, when did she look like Adam Sandler? I don't. Off camera. She's just, wow. She's been long basketball shorts doing hockey. You know what's also really, really funny about the whole thing? Is an article came out about the any viewers? I'd be like, what about us? The guys who are holding the bike? Yeah, you have that here, don't you? Yeah, let's see. They demand credit. Yeah, I mean, that does suck because you're doing a man on the street and interview. And then what your subject becomes huge. And you're like, dude, I've been f***ing doing this. I've been grinding on Broadway street in Nashville for months. I'm pretty sure he did have his tag on the video. Oh, really? But now the video has been so circulated around that they've just cropped it out. That's so funny. That's why. Well, here on Zaws, we'll shout them out. It's a street interview with Tim in DTV. Good job, Tim. Hey, hey, hey, you know what? F*** you out to a Tim. D DTV, come on. Let's give them a show. Okay, but he's also asking girls, what would you do in bed? I would watch that. Dude, like, he's asking, like, drunk girls on Nashville or whatever it was. Now, that's some freaky questions. I didn't go to one semester of journalism school. For this disrespect. I'm journaled by this f***ing drunk man. God damn it, I've stunned my life for this. That is pretty funny, demanding. It's too far, man. It's just too much. Well, we'll be watching. On Roku. What do you think she's going to get a reality show? If it's Netflix. Imagine. Pro. My God. Imagine. Good. Good for you. Behind the two of us. And she had a roommate that's called the two of us. Are you talking about her friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The friend that just, like, leeches around her. Yeah. You know her? Yeah, I mean, that leeches, but that's probably her friend. She is 1000% leeching. No, I'm sure she's just like, she's probably shy that she has all this fame. She has to. I talked to a two, by the way. Who said that? Me. I said it. I could do more than I could do it. I taught her to talk to him. You know if the guys were smart, the interview guys? Because that video blew up so much, like, so far. They should, uh, they should, uh, do, like, a clip licensing, claiming thing on YouTube. Nice. They can get all the money back for that video going crazy well, but they're not. Um, as a professional journal. As a professional, uh, when I asked girls what they would do in bed, I always copyright. What would you do? What would you do if she moved to LA? You saw her like... She will move to LA. Right, no. One of her questions that she answered was, are you going to move to LA? I think she said no. Oh. That's probably smart. Because, like, you guys said, you probably want to build a bit of a brand before you just make the jump to move up. I was thinking it's time to forget what it was. I think she said she wasn't going to move to LA. Talk to on ice, talk to on ice. Everyone's got a fucking move. You can do... You can do a show without moving to LA. Please, for the love of God, stop the traffic for Jesus Christ. Yes, I have competitions to stop traffic. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Well, good luck to talk to a girl. Um, are you guys... Welcome to the... Welcome to Damn Daniel. Dude, that was so fucking long ago. Yeah, come on, bring them back. Bring them back on their show. Well, how'd the line go, Willy? Do it on a bane voice. Damn, Daniel. I love that. That was really good. I think that was my favorite part of the episode. Yeah. So, how do you guys feel about Despicable Me 4? I am pissed. You're pissed? I'm livid. It sold out huge records in the box office. You know what? So, I decided to go and watch it, you know, after my whole debacle, the studio. You didn't watch it? Yeah. You did? Yeah, of course. Bob, Kevin, and Stuart, the main three minions, weren't that much in this movie. They weren't featured as much. It's three other fuckers now. Phil, Ralph, and someone else. How do you know the names of it? I guess, you know, I'm going to go watch Despicable Me 4. I want to see, uh, Stuart, Bob, and Kevin, all right? Now they have these three other fuckers. It was not good at all. A couple of minutes ago, I said that your kind of podcast would be a children's podcast with funny sounds, toilet noises, and everything like that. No, if you are a fan of the minion universe and, uh, you know, Despicable Me universe, you know Bob, Kevin, and Stuart are the fucking goat, all right? All the minions are great, but those are the three main ones. So what was up with these? This, is this like the ones where they look like cocoa puffs? Like the fucking cheese puffs? No, they're like superheroes in this one. So they're puffed? Not only one of them is puffed. Who is that? And then they're, uh, they have a dave or something like that. Is he a good guy? Yeah, they're all good, but like, you just got to go, I don't want to spoil it. Yeah, I just got to say, I don't want to spoil it. Although I will say you will be upset. I just got to let everyone know they're not featured in this movie as much as I'd like them to. Wow, that's a big call out. That's a big take, man. Big warning, okay. If you're going to walk into that theater, just know from Molly, from Molly's mouth, they're not really there. There are guys of minions three is coming out with like, you know, with them focused later on, but I want to see them in this universe. All right. And I was very upset. There's no, there's no minion universe. Yes, there is. Oh, they're absolutely. The minions. Oh my god. They're absolutely this. You know, people used to call me crazy for say, I used to say this for years, all right? People are calling me crazy. I think the minions are either they have already or just are about to surpass being as universal as Mickey Mouse. Wow. That's pretty heavy, man. That you just dropped a boom. Boom. I think that one, they don't speak, just like Mr. Bean, right? They don't really speak English. You know, the minions? Is it Parsi? No, I think it's like a mix of Latin and Spanish and English. I think it's just like mix. All the cultures mix. Yeah, yeah, I wish that's why I love about them. Because they're so, you know, you have to watch them. Yeah, you have to watch them. You know, they don't see color. Do you think that SpongeBob is bigger than Mickey Mouse then? Right now? Globally? No, I think Mickey Mouse is still number one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think minions is about to surpass Mickey Mouse. You know, because one, Mickey Mouse, as far as licensing, Disney fucking goes, if you do fucking a dot in three, two years or whatever, right? They're going to come for your neck. Minions, they actually like when people rip their shit. But when you make them a different religion, that's one of the biggest of yeah, it is. So you did get sued? That's what it was going to become a problem. Our minions, they don't have a real good self. And they don't see color. So you're sued. I thought you were about to say that minions have walked this earth before. I thought that's what you were about to say. No, no, no, no. You don't think, yeah, you don't think minions have been here before us? And have discovered land and have discovered America. Minions. No, that was like Christopher Columbus. Oh, are you sure? That's what the media wants you to thank too. It was the minions. You see Trump like project was a project. Dude, Biden's little like. Back Kevin Biden. Biden's link that he's been tweeting out. Like, have you guys seen this link yet? And it's just minions like. It's just minions on project 20. It's like the cursor. Like when you go on a website, it's like different than what like your usual cursor is. It's just a median cursor. It's custom. Yeah, like Pac-Man. What do you guys think of sleepy EP Joe? Guys, you know, we don't talk politics. I was going to say, we're not a politics. But Joe has been in the news a lot. Joe and let me tell you, you know, and not to dive into politics again. Yes. That motherfucker is E.P. He is too E.P. You know, imagine I want to see it then right now. Like with a panel of six people. We now go to Wally Muhammad here. Guys, he's just too E.P. to run this country. Really? Yes. All right. Do you don't think he's good enough to run the country? No, not when you have to feed him a little milky bottle at AM and microwave this. He does need his sleep. That's right. And he is. He also has said that he will not take meetings after APM. Wally, what do you think of that? You know what, Anderson? I agree with that. You know, no one should take a meeting after APM. That is just pure bullshit. So you agree with Joe Biden that he should. I occasionally E.P. Napier and they're absolutely. Totally understandable. Totally validated, you know. But don't you think this country needs it? Listen, I'm not so red. Don't you think this country needs a president who will stay up after APM? Oh, like a rally guy? Like a Ranger? Yeah, absolutely. So let's do three nominees off the top of your head. Talk to a girl, obviously. Okay, there's one that would overtake Biden. So talk to a girl you would want to run president. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, George Clooney, I think. If he can write such a nice letter, I think he could write a great speech for our country. Do you think Kenny could run for president? I'm not of age. No, he's not a good kid, yeah. What's the age? 35, yeah, that's right. Damn. Well, in four years. Do you think I'd be a good candidate, though? I think it'd be good. Actually? Yeah, I think you got like a bubbly kind of personality and people like you. Dude, everyone in the TMG studios is like, "We want more Kenny, more Kenny, even on our country." Not for our country. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, his assassination is not our nation. Yeah, well, I guess the TMG studios world versus the USA world is so different. Yeah, yeah. Dude, thanks though, man. That's why we get to be good. I don't know shit about politics, though. Neither do I. I'd probably say Stuart from the minions. Okay. Because he's like the leader of the minion. And then I would love to see a celebrity again, like Arnold Schwarzenegger or something like that. Yeah? Yeah. Hmm, who's a good celebrity that would, uh, what about, uh, the dude from the fucking Independence Day? Or like, Neil or, uh, Kate, Nicholas Cage? That'd be sick. He'd be a fun president. That'd be a sick president. That'd be a sick president. That'd be a sick president. Dude, bring fun to the White House. That's what Nick Cage did. That's not fun anymore, man. Really not fun, be a little action, man. Yeah, man. One of the guys from Jersey Shore, like Mike. Yeah. Yeah. So we did a little tax in Asia. Well, that's the one. So did Donald Trump, you know? Yeah. Oh, action, Bronson. He'd be a fun president. Nice. Dude, Kanye, remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Very cool. Yeah. Well, maybe not Kanye. Nice. Where are we naming any females? What's wrong with us? Oh, oh, you know what? 'Cause I'm up to her. You know, I was doing a lot of press right now. I think she's a movie out or something, but I love Rashida Jones. I think she would be a sick president. Nice. I'm a big Rashida Jones fan. Hmm. Yeah. I would vote for my wife, Tatiana. You're not going to get in trouble for not saying your wife. I think Toss would be a great president. Yeah. World number one, fix the bed when you're sick. So is Jim Kozak. He's making the bed while Toss. Dude, imagine getting tucked in in the White House. That'd be sick. Yeah. I'd be, I'd be, I'd be a, what is it? Rashida Kid or something like that? No. What is it called when you're the, the spouse of a president? The first lady? Yeah, I'd be the first man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. First man's sick. Dude, that would be pretty fun. Yeah. We call them first man. It's like hard. Do you guys think I'd be a good first man? No, you're not. Yeah. Dude, what if a guy in the White House lawn is hitting you balls up in the balcony and you're trying to catch him? Ow. Ow. You're changing. Fuck, dude. Oh, again, ouch. Ooh, I got it. I got it. That's so hard, please. Dude, you have this, you have this in the Docker, a Sydney Sweeney AI reaction. What is this? Hey, I think the AI, I was like, oh, AI for the future. AI this. I saw this video. I was like, AI is fucking done. All right. Wow. What about Sydney Sweeney for press, huh, boys? Yeah. That is like, keynote, keynote thing where... Dude, her speech is for, like, presidency. Like, NATO, whatever. Just fill out, like, fucking sellouts. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. Sydney's when he would unite the country. Sydney's when he would unite the country. She would win the male demographic, which is, like, really tough to... Rain dead, like, demographic of the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, there's this company. I mean, I think it's Samsung, actually. They have this new, innovated AI feature where they can take an image and make it like an AI version of that image where there's already a thousand different apps already do this. Yeah, but they're the first. No, they were, they just... They're the 50th. It's one of those things where, like, this thing's like popping off and everyone's like, we should do that, too. Yeah, but they're, like, super late. Yeah, they're super late and it's, like, bad. But they have the money to make it look like they're the first. Exactly. And, like, the loudest and, like... So then, I guess, somehow, Sydney Sweeney, I don't know if she's, like, a brand ambassador for them or how she got involved. She's hot. Yeah, but she's at the keynote and they're, like, Sydney, are you ready for this? And, like, gas it up and it's the worst... It's not the worst image. It's just, like, the most... Cringe. Yeah, basic. Anyone... Any app can make that. Yeah. Yeah, just show... Should we watch it? Yeah. Hi. I'm over here. Alright, Cringe. Even the hi. Welcome. She does not want to be there. You can see it. Thank you. We've used your portrait to generate a 3D image. Should we take a look? What do you think? Oh, I love it. It's amazing. I can take a image like this. You look absolutely amazing. Thank you. I mean, thank you so much. That is so great. That is so great. Dude, that's, like... That's not crazy at all. Oh, you got... You got my roots. Oh, my roots look so dark. Oh, I also have a nose. Yeah. What the hell? Like, my kid gives you, like, the drawing of you and you want to be me, but... Yeah, yeah. Oh! I'll put this right in the frame. What if she was, like, you're missing my huge milkers. Yeah. What the fuck is this? She says that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All the rest of the crowd, like... Yeah. Yeah, wait a second. Yeah. Dude, oh, my God. Great, generate with jogs. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. You know what's actually really funny? When I was consulting at this AI company, we had, like, this discord that you could type in whatever prompts, right? And as soon as we launched the discord, immediately... Huge junk, dude! Huge junk, big, big chest. I was like, whoa, immediately! Like, seconds when they opened the thing. I was like, dude, AI is cooked. You see, like, small dicks and it... Yeah, where's that? You hit the IP address, it's me. Small penis. Yeah, but oh, man, AI, there's nothing new coming out. Nothing sick. Bro, that is like, that's a flop for Samsung. That was like, they wanted some big celebrity to help launch their shit and that was a bad blow. You want Sydney to need to have like a sick reaction? That sucked. Yeah, that was bad. It's also awkward how we're sitting there and be like, "Hey, there you are! Hey, I'm here!" That was such a tough, like, back and forth to start. Guys, Grace, how's Yond? Grace, Yond, dude. Grace, is that true, Yond? Yeah. Are you getting... I'm sorry, are we... Are we boring you? Maybe we just hit Kenny's Corner. Do you have Kenny's Corner then? I actually, that's a great sandwich. Kenny's Corner, we actually have a lot to talk about today, guys. Don't yawn for Kenny's Corner. Yeah, no, actually, I did want to talk about this. So, one of our co-workers, Izzy, who produces Brooklyn Conner and Obsessed. That you're also on. Yes, I'm also featured on Obsessed. Yes. You had a cool clip the other day. That was posted. Yeah, okay. So, I brought a clip from... A clip was posted from a moment that I was reading an article about one of Brooke's obsessions back to her, but... That's sick, dude. Thank you. Yeah, I had this hilarious comment that I got on TikTok, and maybe you guys can help me understand this, because I'm really struggling to understand if this is a roast, or if this is a nice thing to say. We've dealt with a lot of hate comms. Yeah, we got you. We got you there for a while. I don't think this is a hate comment, but someone on this clip of me on Obsessed said, "I'm an audio listener only, and I pictured Kenny as a ginger?" Wow. And that got like... Wait, wait, wait, keep talking? Yeah, that got like 16 hearts, and that was one of the most up-voting... I can see it. Okay. I can see it. Is it because I have a little bit of a nasally voice, and I don't think it's a bad thing. I just think that there's... It's kind of a loaded... Dude, I just... So, I just had like this AI-generated picture of you in my head with like red hair. And it's counter-taught. And it was... Yeah, well, it was a full head of hair. Yeah, okay. And it had freckles like along the nose. Yeah. And green eyes. And like kind of like pointy ears, like an elf. And still ripped like compliments to you. Oh, fuck yes, okay, thank you. And yeah, it's kind of hot. Yeah. Wow. Hot red. I wouldn't take that. That's a good comment. You know what, to be honest, I don't know how you will take this comment, but you have ginger personality. Does that make sense? Does that make sense to anyone? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of... Are you saying... And it's okay if you're roasting me, because I've always felt... Okay, I want to... Roast. Roast. Wow, we don't remember. You don't cook here. So, the thing is my dad is actually a redhead. And so, I actually kind of take it as a compliment because I'm like, I've always wanted to be like my dad. I fucking love my dad. I know your dad was a redhead. I have to hold different views. Well, he's bald, but... But he's got red hair. He used to have a huge red Afro in college. Like, he was fucking rocking redhead. This is huge. This is a big, kind of more. Big news, dude. So, are you ready for your kids to have red hair? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, dude. You get passed on. I think red hair is pretty sick. Shut up. So, anybody watching this red hair. So, that comment is spot on. Yeah. It's actually kind of cool. Yeah. That's incredible. That comment was like literally... Like, ancestry.com. Yeah. This guy comes from a redhead lineage. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Good for you. I don't know. It's kind of cool. Yeah. Dude, I fucking want to fill my dad's shoes, you know? We have... I have urinal corner. You have a piss corner. If you're a ginger in the comments... Sound off. Sound off in the fucking comments, guys. For Kenny. Yeah. Ginger Kenny. If I can be an honorary member of the ginger community, I'll take it. That's big news. Yeah. Wow. This is another thing I wanted to hit in Kenny's corner. Grace and I... So like I was saying Izzy, producer here at TMG, she goes to Barry's boot camp. And if you don't know what that is... Oh, nice. That is a very intense workout that's... I think it's specific to LA. Do they have other locations? I don't know. But you walk in and it's a room of treadmills. Okay. And dumbbells. And it's very low red. Like panic room lighting. Perfect. Okay. I'm sure I'm looking forward to go to Barry's. Yeah. Let me pull up a picture of Barry's red room. I have an idea of it in my head. It's just a club kind of vibe. It is a very LA club vibe. Jesus Christ. Wow. This is Barry. Oh, fuck you. One second. Yeah. Here we go. That's what I had in my head. So Izzy goes to this all three days a week. And I'm not a big runner. I don't really like running, but she got us a group pass to go. It's cohort... You know, our cohort is... Oh, did you do studios pay? It was actually free. It was on Barry's. This one was covered by Barry. But we had like 10 employees that all went. And I was actually on the treadmill. I got assigned to the treadmill next to Grace. And there were so many moments. This was such a tough workout. And the guy comes in. He's like six, five, lanky, jacked in great shape. Almost like... All right, motherfucker. Let's get in your treadmill. Let's get this shit going. And you can't really hear what he's saying, but you just understand that he wants you to go hard. So Grace and I are sprinting on this treadmill together. And the mirror is right in front of your face. And there were so many moments for Grace and I looked at each other in the mirror. Like, this is fucking insane. This is awful, right? It kicked our ass, dude. So you do like 30 minutes of treadmill, then you do 30 minutes of like floor workout with dumbbells, and you never stop. And so you're just, it just feels like you're in a war zone. So it's in high intensity, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like level three cardio or whatever. Like whatever is past being able to talk. Did you guys, isn't there like an army sign out? As you guys are leaving? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm actually in the brain corner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you guys for your service. They're like, you're a lifeguard. Oh shit, you're gonna ferret it? So yeah, that was yesterday. Grace and I suffered together. And I want to give a big shout out to Grace because she hung in there. Job Grace. That's why she's awesome. Yeah, she's tired. She's tired for the workout. Yeah, full five days ago. I already talked about this part of Kenny's corner at the top of the show. I admitted to leaving you guys hanging and I come clean and I apologize. I will never leave you guys hanging again. We ride together and I wash my ass in the shower just like you guys. Okay, I'm reiterating. Hey man, hey man. Hey, actually one more thing Kenny's corner. I need to give you a special shout out because I missed our beer league softball game this week. But I heard that Zach had the game winning hit. We were down and we came back and won thanks to this guy. Home run? No, he wasn't single. There were people on basing me at these runners and he got a hit and it scored some guys as we ended up winning. Yeah, no big deal. We still got a can't catch a ball for shit. That got him. Well, he was throwing like yes. Anyways guys, thank you guys for listening and watching to episode 97. Be sure to like, subscribe, comment. We love you guys and we'll see you next week. Maybe write a comment that I am him. Here's something for Joe. Maybe give us a bane. Give us a bane. See you later. What the fuck? Thanks guys!